Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 48- Unfriended (2014)

Episode Date: September 21, 2015

In this episode, we discuss last year's found footage/supernatural/technological horror film "Unfriended." Special topics of discussion include: what ever happened to Chunk and Horace, ineptitude with computers in general, cats doing backflips, clicking wildly, Chekhov's knife and the occasional shitting of one's pants. Oh, and teens--so much talk about teens. Have you seen this movie? What did you think? You can let us know on our Facebook page (Werewolf Ambulance), on Instagram (@werewolfambulance) or on Twitter (@werebulance).  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hello, and welcome to another episode of Wearewolf Ambulance. I'm Alan and I'm here with my friend Katie. Hello, Katie. Hi, Alan. Hi, how are you? I'm good. I'm gonna talk about some teens. How about you? Fucking teenagers, man. Ah, teens. How are you? How are you? I'm good. I'm gonna talk about some teens. How about you? Fucking teenagers, man. Ah, teens. How are you? I'm doing all right. Good. I'm enjoying a delicious pumpkin from Southern Tier. It's a September something. And this is what we're doing. Yeah, this is a,

it's that season guys. You ready, you ready guys? We stretch it from about mid-September to mid-November. Yeah. Yeah. A two months to get into the best mood possible while watching this movie, I ate a bowl of Count Chocula. Oh, nice. That really ties it all together. So the movie we're here to talk about is the 2014... It sort of found footage sort of not sort of supernatural sort of not yeah film

well I think it's super natural I think it's full-blown super yeah you're right about that Unfriended Do this movie was originally called cyber natural I love that so much more I love that so much more I love that's so much more I love that's so much more I love that's so much more I love that's so much more I love that's that's so much more I that I that I that I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that th th th th th th th th th th th th so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so th so tho that's that's mean? Like cyber means nothing else to me except like simulating sex with a person via AOL instant messenger. Oh wow, no. That's all cyber means. Oh all right. Yeah. I always think of that terrible Billy Idol album's Cyberpunk. Oh. There in lies the difference in our ages I think. What is internet sex? Oh I don't know. Well, I feel this movie, much like zombie vevers, speaking of age groups, not for us. Not for us. Yeah. Although I do have some thoughts on it. Okay. Although we'll get into as we go along. So the basic premise of this film I feel like we can nutshell this guy real quick. Ah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some teens are talking online for no apparent reason.

That's what they do, I guess. That's what they do. That's what they do. That's how they spend their time. I was like, don't you sit in front of a computer all day? No, you don't. You go to school. They just stare at the one. former classmate who has committed suicide and about a video that causes her

to be cyberbullied right and throughout the film they are stalked and hunted down the whole time we're just seeing their Skype chat yeah from one girl's perspective of looking at her computer screen right for a long time I was like I can't believe I'm just watching this teen use a computer I wonder when it's gonna cut to real life it doesn't no actually I guess for the last split split second it does that's it the whole movie is just looking at her screen it's really hard to watch I found it very stressful I really at one point that I was super stressed out and I don't

think it was because I was because I was afraid, God, there's so much multitasking happening. Like I can't, I just had this feeling of like things being unfinished and like so many windows being open. She had so many windows open. I could not take it. The star of this film is the character Blair. She's apparently also on Teen Wolf, the MTV show, where, which my partner watches, because she's a teen. the girl's great eyebrows

because she is stiller brows. She informed me that her character on Teen Wolf is a wear coyote and that got me chuckling for a long time. I can't even... Okay. Yeah, this is what teens are doing. Like, this really hit me hard because last week my baby niece was born my baby niece Daniela thank you and then I had this like this is the world in which she has to grow up like it plus I mean 16 years from now she'll be these people's age how terrible would be then like right I'm so glad I went to high school and college in a world without social media I have a note that says being a teen now must be awful awful awful followed by the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the te te te te te toe. thean. thean. thean. thean. the.. Awful. Followed by the note, being a teen is the worst.

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I was this the dicks. Things I was excited about in this movie was that it had an R rating. Yeah. So I was like, it's's the R rating is merely for sex. It's in there for sex because there's like the simulated sex. This is our second week in a row of conalinga scene in a film though. Yeah, I felt like this movie could have been very gory but wasn't. Like when you think about revenge stories, it always tends to be like the most brutal and the most gory and the most awful, like last house on the left or I spent on your grave or even in the literature like Titus andronicus you know what I mean is like the most bloody

disgusting of the Shakespeare plays right this isn't it's just like bap you're dead you're dead now you're dead all buffering you're dead like it was just really disappointing in that way yeah they cheated too much they. Why though that's the easiest thing to do. It's like gross death. And you could have gotten away like it could have been shoddy because you didn't have high quality. There wasn't HD so you could have fucked around with it and done gory shit and probably still gotten away with like a pretty light R. Yeah. Probably the most brutal death is that of Ken. Of course he knows how to use computers. Of course the fat kid's good at computers. I have the note, I hope the fat guy hacker has to fix something with pizza.

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Oh, I thought we were supposed to root for Blair. But she sucks. She's a bad person. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing in these teen slasher movies, is you're not supposed to like anyone, right? I don't like that. I don't like that at all. But that's like the new turn is that like all these people ar their to'n't and you're not like whatever men those people deserve to die. You know what I mean? Have one character that you're like, I hope that one pulls through. Or I know that one's gonna pull through, you know? I don't know.

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Well, that was the first, like done it because they all got added on to the call of this cyber sex that was happening between Blair and her boyfriend. Why did he have a knife during that scene? I don't know. I got knives all the time. I'm just covered in knives. All right. Fair enough. No, I don't I don't I couldn't figure it out. I throw. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the th. the their. their. the th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the the th. th. the th. th. the the th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the figure it out. I think that it was just check off knife. I guess so. It was just there to be, so he could stick it in his own eye later. Spoiler, oh yeah, we're going to do spoilers. There's another person who's in the chat with them, who doesn't have like a moving image, moving image, a video, a webcam image, a video, a webcam, like Billy, Gene King. Billy 227.

Oh, right, right. Which I was hoping there was going to be a Jack-A reference at some point. But like, they're like, at one point, Blair clicks on it and she's like, oh, it's Laura's email address? It said, like, Billy, 2, 2, 7 at Gmail. Why was that, to pay out? Nope. It doesn't. Not at all. There are almost no payoffs in this movie. So ghosts can use computers? Was she using a computer? Yeah. Well she was, I think she was like in the web. She like hacked the mainframe. Man that's bullshit to die on the internet and then have to live on the internet.

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but I feel like we're too far in now. Oh can we just be clicking? Who the fuck doesn't turn all the sounds off on their computer when they're using it? And also she kept like putting on music while she was chatting with these people? Can they hear it? Can you hear them over it? Like, I don't understand what you're doing. And also, just click the little button on your Gchat that lets you hit Enter to send your message so you don't have to keep fucking moving the mouse around to send your messages. Yeah, she seemed really like moving that mouse. A mouse was driving insane. Yeah, she needs to get involved in the hot keys, man. She's just not familiarized. Yeah, that's an old person thing. Is it hot keys?

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Really? Yeah. Wow. It's a bit of a let down the cat never does a backflip. Then I went down the rabbit cat actually does a backflip. It's like a weird thing that people put to get views, I guess. Clickbait. Yeah, exactly, it's garbage. Us youth called that click bait. Oh, I see.

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Everybody gets a moon time. I couldn't tell if she pooped herself or got her moon. It did look like shit at first and I was like, oh, that's brutal. Yeah. I think it was, I think it was supposed to be her moonblood. Moontime is much less embarrassing than shooting yourself. Oh for sure. Everybody, moon times. 25% of your life, you know? Between certain ages.

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Yeah, I didn't understand that. What does that mean? I don't know. I thought maybe that the girl who kept getting called Trash. Like, trash was like, trash was like, thrash. that trash. When she says that, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I think, I think, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th. I'm, I'm th. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I, I like, what are you, what do you mean by that Blair? Blair, you waspy teenager? You entitled piece of shit? Seriously, oh, I ain't the nine Mac. So don't all my friends.

Yeah, they did. Yeah, no, this was like total product placement for Google, YouTube, Skype, unexplained forums. Is that a thing? Google, YouTube, Skype, Max. Explained Forms, is that a thing? I did not go to that website. That's where she keeps going and she sees the forum of like, that person hanging it. Which she like, then she Googles something else and that's the first hit again and she clicks

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this movie but it's like the premise is just as dumb as this one it's people find chat rooms where they can talk to the dead and then the dead are coming into our world. Isn't the net with Sandra Bullock? Just kidding, that has nothing to do with it. There is an American remake of this, but I don't remember what it's called. It might be. I saw that. That's real bad.

But Cairo works because it's one of the like bleakest, most nihilistic films I've ever seen. you're fucked and just get over it. There's a great scene in that movie where I'll just talk about that movie because I love that movie. There's a scene where a woman does a header off of a water tower and I can't find where the cut is. So it looks like she takes a header and like you watch her go all the way down and hit the ground and it's really like it's... When was that movie made? Early 2000s. Like when the Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjju, like when the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, wo th, tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, thee, theeeat theeeeat theeat theeeat theeeeat theeeeat theeeeat theeeeee, where the, where no that's sort of the premise of this film done well. Yeah. You know it's like teens who are on the internet and interacting with ghosts. Same sort of idea. Yeah. It just felt like this was a cautionary tale but I don't know what it was cautioning. Like I guess about like online addiction like they can't.

They, the obvious answer is to close your computer to get off the internet. But they can't they yeah the obvious answer is to close your computer to get off the internet but they can't you know have some downtime be alone for a little while everybody I mean with us right put us in your ears and go we're on the internet is how we do I think also like they put something up on Instagram and just boom comment comment comment I'm like how do we get this many Instagram comments what do we have to do? Why are teens just better than us at so many things? Is that true? They're better? Commenting on the internet?

Yeah, everything other than like driving and earning a living. I don't know. And making sound choices, I guess. Because, like, one of the things that comes out is that our main character Blair has been proclaiming to be a virgin but has had sex with the character Adam. Yeah. Dude sucks. He's like a monster. How could you ever do that? Just poor choices. You know? But her boyfriend seems to be like a monster too. And apparently as we learn at the end of this movie, she is also a monster. Yeah. They're all monsters. The only one that wasn't really that bad was the blonde. the blonde. the blonde. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the th. th. the the the the the th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. the th. the, they're all monsters. The only one that wasn't really that bad was the blonde girl, I guess. Well, we don't know about Ken. No, not Val. Julie. Julie.

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Come on, it follows? There wasn't a fucking adult, there's two adults in that entire film. That's true. And we got to walk around in that one. We weren't just in some jackass's bedroom. pulls a knife on their girlfriend when they're having sex talk on the internet. What was he doing with it? And it wasn't like a, it wasn't like a switch blade or yeah it was like a kitchen butcher knife. Yeah or like a hunting knife or something yeah. Why? I mean, teens, I do not understand you, what are you doing? No, it's fine. This is their life, this is than my life. I would like. We had A.L. Instant Messenger when I was in high school. You just like put some emo lyrics in your profile, you know.

And your emo was different than my emo. Yeah, it's a different wave. Um, I would like to think that the, this film is not uh, emblematic of all teens.that they are not all this way. I don't know. But I mean I have to wonder if that's a switch like you're if you're just constantly online with your friends like I guess chatting and video chatting and Skypeing and. You are home. Oh yeah. I did like when a so their one friend Val who apparently no one likes is just the shittiest person. Yeah. She is, I guess she's our first death, right?

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internet? Yeah. I do not understand. She was sitting next to like an open bottle of bleach and I was like, I can see that. Why don't any of you see that? Why don't any of you see that? You're all very dumb. Yeah, has she already drank? That's the thing is like, there's no tension. Yeah, because they call her phone and you see it like, like to that and you see it William Castle the Tangler sort of standpoint I liked to that because both Missy and I checked our phones when that happened. So I'm am I on vibrating? Oh no oh god damn it. I got a call during this because I was

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Only if I can come through a wall each time. So Katie, do you want to do your ratings first? Yes, but I have not thought it through. So I'm just going to do some stream of consciousness here. And although I just said everything. Oh wait, no, you go. You go. You go. Two want me to do my rating? Yeah. Okay. I didn't hate this movie. I thought I was going to hate this movie.

I thought this was going to be Pap's fucking Cross to Bear the whole time. And yeah, it wasn't the worst. Yeah, it was like I kind of just looked at it as like, it's just kind of a a a a a a boring, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's just kind of, it's, th, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th worst. It's not, I knew what you did last summer. Boom, Shackalaka! It's a... It's a... Honestly, is that the worst movie you've seen in this run? We're on episode 48, right now. Yeah. And that's number one of the worst movies you've watched.

You watched God Monster of Indian Flash. I would watch that before either of those movies again. You hear that, Carrie? That's for you. That movie was fun at least. Yeah. But I think, um, yeah, I think you're right that this is not, this is a movie for a different generation. This is a movie that's going to resonate differently with people who interact with this media. Or like this is part of their everyday lives. This is... That's so sad. Why is it sad? I don't know because I like while I was watching it and and I don't mean to interrupt your rating space. Yes. There you go. When I was watching it I was like they have such rich online lives like there's just so much to them like it seemed depressing to me because it's very disconnected. It's connected but it's also disconnected. Sure.

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I'm going to put it right in the middle and say, uh, don't watch it, but acknowledge that it did a thing that's interesting. If you want to watch it from that standpoint, fine. You don't need to see this, though. No. Well, on that point I might disagree with you because I found it more engaging than a lot of other movies we've watched. Okay. Like, um... The howling?

No, I liked the howling, okay. And also it was very engaging because it was a nutbar. Yeah. That's the thing this movie, it could have gone crazy. It could have gone, like, they had the option of just going fucking bonkers. And they didn't. Yeah. They also had a million a million the the the thoehion a million, thoe. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thoooo. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo way less firm yeah and the thing is that they had like I mean they had that guy jam a knife into his eye but it happened like like that so fast like linger on that for a while I

want to see that guy put a knife into his eye right because there's plenty of like you know web series and stuff that have gory effects in them and like you can do it to do it to it like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. th. th. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. th. the the. the the the. the the the. the the the. the the. the the. the. the. they. they. th. budget you can do it cheap and you know there's tons of horror movies that are shot on film that cost way more than it like just the film cost more than what they did absolutely the deaths were just so such a letdown yeah I think I'm gonna give it slightly better than you I'm gonna go to five and a half because I think it's above average for its you know ingenuity for what it's doing. I would say to watch it it's worth your 83 minutes or whatever it is. Yeah. Okay. Yeah you know I would like to throw out a couple of suggestions if you want to watch movies that are of this

ilk. Fear.com. No I think Stephen Dorson that. I would say watch Cairo the Kioshaw movie. I think that's available on Hulu. It might be a criterion. I know a couple of his movies are. The other thing is If there's a British television show that's on Netflix called Black Mirror that is all about the horrors of technology, and it's not the best thing ever, but it's not the best thing, but it's not the best thing. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thea. thea. theo- theol- thro- thiol- theo- theo- theo- the- the-a the-a theo-a the. the. the. the. the. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. the the the the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea' thea' thean. thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' the all in all, like it's not bad. It's there's worse. Oh, there's way worse. You can do way worse. And you can try way less hard and that comes through, you know. And I do think that like found footage has not totally run its course. Oh, I wish it would. There's just so much, but there's still good things coming out of that. Like they're still doing movies in that sub-genre that are interesting, I think. I don't think it's totally run out of steam yet, and I think this is sort of an interesting

take on found footage. No, I'm just being unnecessarily mean. So, which brings us on to be talking about a remake which is this our first remake? Um who care? Who knows? The town that dreaded sundown because we're working our way through movies referenced and scrim because we're working our way through movies referenced and scrimmed. Yeah. so the remake is on Netflix. Oh shit. Yeah. That's what we're doing. That's our new podcast. So the remake is available on Netflix. You can watch it there. It came out last year, I guess. 2014? Because we are just hitting the new shit hard.

Getting our foot in the door. I don't know what that means. Getting the door. The 2014 door. Yeah. The door of last year. See you there. We're the ghost of horror movie past year. So we have an Instagram that you could comment on like, like everybody comments on goddamn Val's Instagram in this movie. Like who, how do you get that many? Like I really appreciate those of you who are commenting on our Instagram. You're the best. You're so, you're the best. You're so, you get that many? Like, I really appreciate those of you who are commenting on Instagram. You're the best.

You're the best. Val's just getting so many more than us. There were some interesting Instagram post about this film. Yeah, I read that. I think a lot of people felt similarly to us that it was not a bad movie, but I had some big flaws, you know. I did like the best name on Instagram beer and pizza have you like you just nailed my interest set really hard? Yeah that's a pretty high level of nailing it. So that they weren't a fan of this movie they walked in

half way through it my buddies and got caught up. Yeah I mean that's true it's in grossing oh what's going on here you know? Yeah they do like, they do like the fact that you can actually look the YouTube videos up that are shown in the movie. And, uh. So maybe we can figure out if that's moon time. I'm not going to figure out if it's moon time. Moon time.

What a thing don't kill yourself, because there's like suicide hotlines. Like, we love you. Also, like, everyone gets a moontime. And also, like, once in a while, everybody shits their pants. Like, it just... Everybody shits. It's true. Yeah, we're Instagram, where will famulance, Facebook where will be ambulance. Twitter wherebylanx. we mixed it up on that one. Yeah, characters. And Angelfire. Yeah, where will be ambulance.

We have a email address too, which you can email is that. It's shockingly wearable for ambulance at Gmail. that tho. Yeah, I got a, oh, you know what? I got a new phone, and I didn't, I will be checking it. And speaking of the internet's, go on to Instagram and look at the picture that Justin Gray did for Channing Tadum as a fist with abs. God bless Justin Gray. He's fucking amazing. Isn't today's birthday or was it yesterday? I think I said on the... Was yesterday? Happy birthday, Justin Gray. Ah, you're the best dude. And thank you for listening to another episode of my wolf and frowns.

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