Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 52- Halloween III (1982)

Episode Date: October 19, 2015

HBD to us!! In this very special one-year anniversary episode, we get into the holiday spirit with the 1982 installment of the "Halloween" franchise, "Halloween III (Season of the Witch)." Topics for discussion include: the weirdness and excellence that is the work of Tom Atkins, the insides of robots, Marge Guttmann, fucking STONEHENGE, not being very nonchalant, and time zones: how they work. Hey guys, thank you so much for the support of us in our first year! You are all wonderful and we love you. If you want to get in touch with us, find us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Instagram @werewolfambulance and Twitter @werebulance. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.  

Hello and welcome to a very special episode of Wearwulf ambulance. I think that's good. That's good. That's good. It's our 50 second episode, which means we've been doing this for... Well, that's so weird how you're doing it in the same pattern you did before. I'm done. It's a YouTube. Where do you find those party blowers? I don't even know. This is our one-year anniversary birthday episode. Happy birthday to us. I'm Katie. I'm here in the front Alan. Hi Katie. We're just a little baby. th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. that's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th to us. I'm Katie and I'm here in the front Alan, hi Alan. Hi Katie, we're just a little baby podcast. No, no, we're like getting ready to shit in a toilet. It's not even true. I'm walking. We're talking. Yeah, a little bit. Patty Duking it. What? They walk alike, they talk alike. Oh, God. It's also almost Halloween. So this is very important. So we selected a very important movie.

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This, okay, this movie, this is the only installment in the Halloween series that doesn't feature Michael Myers. And I had only ever seen it before as part of a Halloween marathon. So in watching it this time, I tried to sort of separate it from a Halloween marathon. Okay. So in watching it this time, I tried to sort of separate it from the Halloween universe. It just watches a standalone movie. A lot of people who reviewed this movie say that take the name away from it and you're going to enjoy the film more. It's a very enjoyable film.

Yeah. There are, I have so many questions. It's fucking nutbar. There's no, what, like, who wrote this and what were they doing? So it was written and directed by Tommy Lee Wallace, John Carpenter and Deborah Hill sort of have writing credits on it but probably didn't do too much with it, I don't think. Well, they should be ashamed if they did, in a lot of ways. So this was meant to be a break in the cycle.

Like after Halloween, they wanted to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their the cycle. Like after Halloween, they wanted to do, they wanted to do a movie like this. They wanted to do like basically long form anthology. Like all the next Halloween movies were going to be around the holiday but have nothing to do with Michael Myers. Well, that didn't work out very well, did it? Because the second one is about Michael Myers. And it picks up where the first one leaves to, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and, and, the, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, the, to, to, the, the, to, the, to, the, the, the, to, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, basically, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the th, the th, th, th., thi., thi., thi., thi., thi., the the the they., basically, they., basically, they., the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi., basically, basically, basically, basically, basically,'m not, I like Halloween too and I'm not a huge fan of it. It's a little, I like how it picks up right where the first one leaves off. And so it's still just that movie, but it gets a little sloggy. Yeah, yeah, and it's a lot darker.

They're in the houseworked for the entire time. Yeah, it's ba, there's that real sweet scene where the break with that. They were like, they were like, that was good, let's try something dumber. Do you know what I mean? Well, they wanted to see if they could make this work. For sure, for sure, I get that. I guess they thought it wasn't working. Because I would love for there to be like every Halloween, we get a new movie that has to do with Halloween, and his Halloween times. I just I just have a lot of questions. Do you want me to do a quick summation of this film to get into it? That would be good. All right. So the film starts off with this guy running down a deserted road being chased by a car and he's running and he's holding this orange mask. I think it's in his waistband at the time when we first meet him. Where you keep your masks. Yeah. And he engages with these guys that sort of look like feds.

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I feel she is working out by just having sex with this old doctor guy. Do you know what I mean? It seems like he's taking advantage of her, doesn't it? A little bit, yeah. And I think he's, there's also a scene where he's sort of aware of that. I guess. It doesn't stop him, mine too. No. No. So they go to Santa Mira, California.

Yeah, her father was a mask, or a novelty store, toy store owner. Rain, who was going to check on his order of masks at the Silver Shamrock Corporation. Why you would go to check on them, I do not know. I don't know. They didn't have phones. Everybody seemed to, though. Yeah, that's what Marge Gutman was going to do too. And Buddy and his family. No, he was the winner of the contest he had sold the most. Oh, that's right.

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Lasers? You know, that was a laser magic. Like a laser light show for Pink Floyds. Laser magic is actually the name of my new band. Oh yeah. Oh good. I wish I could remember the name of our last band. They were on tour together.

Yeah, someone will come up with that. So when they're driving into the town of Santa Mira, everyone is staring at them. It's a very like invasion of the body snatcher sort of vibe of just everyone like peep in their scene. Yeah, so we meet Buddy and his family and Marge Gutman. Hi, Marge Gutman. Whatever her address is. Look me up. So it's... Whatever her address is. Look me up. Tom Atkins going on and buying a bottle of booze and then like applying the town drunk with booze to get all the exposition he needs. Yeah.

About the Silver Shamrock factory. Yeah, how that guy's got to buy a case and a half of Molotov cocktails. That's not something you can buy at a store. Yeah, where is he going get those? And why, how do you buy them by a case and a half? I guess you get a case than a 12-pack of Molotof cocktails. I guess. Blah blah, blah, blah, Tom Atkins and Ellie Grimbridge go and visit the factory. She has a terrible poker face. She is a terrible poker face. tha, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like a tho, like a thoomcocoa, like, a tho, a tho, a terrible poker face. She is an absolutely awful detective. In every scene, I wish that you could see what I'm doing, but she's making this face of like like just indignation and shock. Like you're you need to not do that.

Yes. Roger Ebert commented that she was the acting highlight of the movie. Yeah, I think he's crazy. The only time that she was like casual was when it turned out she was a robot. That's the only time she acted casual throughout the entire movie. So they go on the tour of the plan. Which they're on with the guy who has won a contest of selling the most masks in a month with his wife

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animatronic dwarf that comes back to life and someone tries to resuscitate it? What do you think the swamp chainsaw is? I can't tell you that right now. Okay. Okay. Okay mean, I'm sure if we get an urban dictionary, they'll have so a definition for the swamp chainsaw. Yeah. And again, I love the Colonel Conal Cochran character, which is hard to say. That was a lot of alliteration there. It's a very dumb name. Because he's just so joyful, but obviously extremely malicious at the same time,

like from the jump, he's just like, yeah, he's just putting cyanide in your pixie sticks and just... Yeah. And, you know, but Tom Atkins is on to him. He's not getting away with that. Oh, and then we go back to the hotel and that's where we see... Well, she sees her father's car at the plant and they, or the factory. And when she goes to like, towards the garage to look at it, a bunch of the, his minions come and like basically stop her and she turns and runs into the arms of Tom Adkins and

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Like the concept of a large company trying to take out like a, like a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to the to to the the film to to to to to to to to to to trys, try weird to me because it's horrible. Like the concept of a large company trying to take out like a large swath of children by blowing their heads up and turning them into snakes and bugs is very, very, very disturbing. But then it's also just like mixed in with this absurd story with these absurd characters. Yeah, I think the disturbingness of it gets disarmed by the ridiculousness of it like the fact that they somehow smuggled a piece of stonehenge to California. Well on train how the fuck did they do it like it's so ridiculous. Just got on a plane with it in a pre-911 world like. Stuffed in your shoe. I mean I love love it because it's like, it's got that, uh, I mean, it's got everything I kind of want out of Halloween.

It's ridiculous, it's a little scary. It's like over the top, there's crass consumerism. Like, it's a, I don't know, it's just so fun. I think it's just such a fun, dumb movie. Like, it's very stupid. But like, for that, it's like, I love it for that. Like, I love it in the same way that I loved Neon Maniacs. Yeah, that was actually, yeah, that's something that I was comparing it to when I was thinking about this because I was like, literally nobody thought about any of the sense in this. There's just no care given to logic. No. Well, you say that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that, that, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, yeah, yeah, that, yeah, that, yeah, that, that, yeah, that's, that's, yeah, that's, that's, that's, yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's that's that's thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. Yeah, that's that's that's th. that's th.? Because you're making a movie. Because you're telling a story. But you're making this movie, and you're telling this story. I guess I just don't understand how they thought this was going to work in the series. Like, what the next movie would be?

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This is just not a good, it's not a good movie. It's fun, it's fun. It's not well executed for sure. Oh, we didn't mention the lab technician. I love the lab technician character. That is another problem I had with this movie. She's so sweet. She's so sweet. She's also clearly having sex with Dale Atkins. The robots come and kill her. Yeah, with the drill. Why?

They don't know if she, how could they possibly know she's after them? Because everything is bugged phone? When he's in the hotel lobby, he's calling, or the motel lobby, he's calling. And then the camera pans down and there's a little bug next to the phone. Oh. Yeah, so they knew that she knew. And it just as she has the realization that it was a robot, she gets drilled in the head. Yeah, let's say it. Because she was so nice, she's such a to.

die. Yeah, everyone does apparently. In your favorite horror movie guy on the internet. No one nice can live. No. So what are we doing next week, Katie? Next week we are doing another movie that was on a list called like scary movies that happen around Halloween. Yeah. But it didn't really have much of a Halloween vibe. There's that the there's the scene of the Halloween dance in the house. Yeah. But it wasn't, well whatever. Yeah. We're doing the 2000 or 2001. Yeah, two thousand. Yeah, two thousand. Yeah, ginger snaps. That is, you can find that on YouTube real easy.

Oh really? Yeah. It's also on a Hulu Plus, if you guys have Hulu Plus. So watch that. And let's what you think about it. As we start a second year, the Royal Ambulance, Sophom. Here we go. Oh, come on. The next episode, we're just going to be like, oh. Real quick, I did want to mention a few people that. I want to mention Rob and Missy who live in the houses respectively that we do this in and have to put up with this every week. Thanks

guys. Thanks guys. I want to thank Justin Gray for doing our logo and like every hilarious thing that he has done the most recent thing the mean sex demon guide. I really like that and I feel like people probably got mad about that because someone thin that we aren't supposed to call him pin the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to be their their to be their. to be. to be. to be. I to be. th. too. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And. And, th. And. And. And. And, th. And. And. And. And. And, th. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And, th and I feel like people probably got mad about that because someone was saying that we aren't supposed to call him pinhead and you were like fucking pinhead. It's his fucking name. I am sure it's his name I'm sure. And Fatty is the other dude's name and the girl. Chatterbox though too much respect. That's fine you're doing good you're doing all right but Justin has been amazing to us and just like you know the stickers that we have the the the the the th. the th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. th. the th. th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they. I th. I's th. I th. I'm t. I'm t. I'm just just te. I'm te. I'm just just te. I'm te. te. te. I'm just just just the they. I'm just the they. I're doing good. You're doing all right. But Justin has been amazing to us. And just like, you know, the stickers that we have, that you guys have never seen. And they're on my coffee table, you want them.

He's just such a sweet dude, and he's been such a proponent of this. And just like, I'll get like, every couple weeks to get a text from just, just, just, just, just, just, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, and, the, and, the, the, to, and, and, and, the, and, the, the, and for he's been a huge champion of this as we said in his episode and and Tobin who's also been a guest has been a huge proponent of this and Amanda. Thanks to yeah my lady's nightmare group yeah Kelly Tara Amanda and Tessa yeah guys are doing great thanks everybody Mike Bollum Mike Bollum said he couldn't wait to hear how much I hated this movie. Not too much. Not as much as I hated. He saw the fun of it. A lot of the movies.

And Rob for being a guest on the Blair Witch episode. Yeah. Oh and Sarah for the Rosemary's Baby episode and... Josh for Neon Maniacs. Literally changed my life. I'm a different person. I want you to know that. I would love to see like to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you brought that beauty in my life. Neon Manics literally changed my life. I'm a different person. I'm watching to know that. I would love to see like the Venn diagram of Neon Maniacs, Return of the Living Dead, and the Halloween 3, kind of like, the Venniex, return of the living dead and Halloween, 3, kind of like the movie, all of the characters like it felt like street fighter Yeah, and I think that was just that novelty is so good for me. And the the band dual at the end. Oh my god, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna watch Niannex again it was so good. I'm gonna I got to watch Nian Man-Manix again it. Yeah, I'm. I the the the the the the th. Yeah, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I got. I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got to to watch I got I got to watch I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got to watch. I got to watch. to watch to watch to watch to watch to watch to watch to watch to watch to watch to watch. to watch to watch to watch. to watch. to watch to watch. to watch. to watch. I got to watch. I'm. I'm. I've. I've. I need like a to find a better quality version of it. Oh yeah yeah the ones like a VHS rip that we watched. Yeah this is this is our our clip show we're not doing clubs we're just talking about movies that we've already

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Yeah, I'm not telling you again. I'm done with this. Yeah, Facebook, where off ambulance? No, don't say it? Don't say it, don's our one-year anniversary. I don't want to ask for anything for my birthday except for this. But seriously, you guys are, but seriously, you guys are so great. Thanks so much. Yeah. And thanks for listening to another episode of Where All Famions. Bye, by. You said that's so sad like we were going to die.