Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 56- Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

Episode Date: November 16, 2015

Is this a comedy? Is this a horror film? What is happening here? This week we are discussing those very crucial questions about the 1986 Tobe Hooper sequel "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2," along with such other important topics as: the size of the Alamo, "The Neverending Story," our favorite special effects artist and yours (Tom Savini, of course), alternate spellings for the word 'sex,' what in the actual fuck Dennis Hopper is doing and the fact that Franklin had it coming. Where do you fall in the comedy vs. horror debate? What do you think of Leatherface's burgeoning sexuality? What's your take on this movie overall? You can let us know on Facebook (/werewolfambulance), on Instagram (@werebulance) or on Twitter (@werebulance). This movie was recommended by a number of you so please keep your suggestions and comments coming--we love to hear from you. Thanks again to Cryptocurium and the Parcel of Terror for sponsoring this episode! Find out more at cryptocurium.com. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hello and welcome to another episode of WearWulf Ambulance. I'm Katie and I'm here with my friend Alan. Hey Alan. Wham! Wham! Ah! Oh, hey Katie. Is that going to be okay?

Yeah, it should be fine. Hi, how are you? What are you? What do you got over there? It's a Texas chainsaw? Oh, a Katie. Is that gonna be okay? Yeah, it should be fine. Hi, how are you? What do you got over there? It's a Texas Chainsaw. Oh, it's Texas Chainsaw! Yeah. That's why it's so big. The saw is family. I can't.

This week we decided to's listed as a black comedy. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. Toby Hooper returns to the franchise. What was he thinking? Do you know? It's its own thing, of course, but it's like he took everything. He looked at Texas Chainsaw Massacre and was like, everything that was really good about this, we should do the opposite. And that'll be a new movie, a different movie. So when I was reading up on this, apparently he thought the first one had dark comedic aspects to it that no one picked up on.

And so he wanted to really hit them home in the second one. As far as I can think, there's like a brief moment of comic relief, maybe when the dad is yelling at, he's their dad? Yeah, uh, he's leather faces dad? I honestly have seen that movie a bazillion times and I don't know. They're all brothers. Even the oldest guy? I think so. You know what, I honestly don't care. Okay. Yeah, he's yelling at them and like hitting them and telling them to hurry up or whatever. Like that's sort of funny, I guess. What else did you think was funny? I mean, I think the Franklin stuff is funny, the guy in the wheelchair. Like he's like just kind of a whiny pain in the ass. He had it coming.

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He did the effects in this movie. He did do the special effects. Is this the first Tom Savini special effects movie? No. What else have we done? Creep show? Oh, that we've done. Yeah, he did creep show. Yeah. I thought he did something else that someone will tell us about later,

but I can't think of what else it is. I just feel like we should recognize him in in this this. The true. The d'oe Let's dive into Texas Chainsole Massacre 2, or as I'm going to call it, the deuce. The deuce. It does drop a big deuce. No, the first scene is very similar to the first scene of the first movie, which is like a words on a screen and a very serious narrator reading them to you. And the first thing I've written is like, really couldn't find the fucking house? Like, they couldn't find the fucking house.

What? Yeah, pretty brilliant. What? Texas is huge, but they found her 40 yards from the house. Yeah, maybe the house never really existed. No, I think it did. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I guess that's where the comedy is supposed to start.

I guess. For being a comedy, this is a really mean movie. It's extremely mean. It's a very mean. It's mean to everyone. Oh yeah, the the thooooo tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho-a thi thi, thi, tho tho tho tho tho tho thi, tho tho thi, I tho thi, thi, tho thi, tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wrote that the beginning was very the town that dreaded sundown as well. Oh, yeah, I wrote fuck in Texas, which means the same thing. It opens on two guys in a Mercedes who like are just so stereotypically terrible. Like it's just I can't, we're the ones wearing those glasses that have the hologram eyes on them? And they're drinking, and he's just like waving a gun out the window? Shooting signs for Texas Battle Land.

Yeah, which I guess, I, later in the movie, they go to Texas Battleland, apparently that's where they live now, since their house doesn't exist. And in front of it, there was like a large, either statue or cardboard cut out of a cow. And I was like, is it supposed to say Texas cattle land? Like, I don't understand what's happening here. Anyway. Well, those signs are all listing, like it's the alamo in different battles.

I saw the alimo last month, or two months ago. Highly unimpressive. Very small. It's tiny. It's tiny. It's like tiny. Do you think it's getting smaller because people are forgetting it? Never ending story.

La la la la la. La. and they're shooting everything and they're just being real, real dill weeds. Yeah, they call up the local radio station and talk to Stretch, our protagonist. I love Stretch. I could not figure out what I recognized her from. I was looking at her IMDB page, and the only other thing that I really would know her, I felt like I knew her well. Do you know what I mean? And the only thing that she's been in that I've I I I I I I I I I I I joint favorite movies, Days of Thunder. Oh really? Yeah. She plays Rowdy's wife when they go to visit, she has like one of the greatest movie line flubs in history that made it into a movie,

which is they're like walking along and Rowdy Burns introduces her to Tom Cruise's character and he's like this is Cole Trickle. And she goes, hi hi-I trike, tri, tri, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr-i, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. throoooooooooooo. She's theei. She's thei. thei. thei. thei goes, hi, Tom. And it's in the movie. You can see it. It's very funny. It's like, what if her only lines? But I don't think that's very recourse. Her voice just sounded very familiar to me. Well, you probably grew up listening to her on the radio. Oh, right.

When I was in Northeast Texas. And then I am. So they call her and she's like, hey guys, you have to hang up. You're tying up the line. Right. Why can she not hang up? Is that how phones work? I don't know. There's like a big deal made of this. Yeah, neither her nor LG are able to hang up on people all the time.

Yeah, neither her nor LG are. Colin chose hang up on people all the time. Yeah, you would imagine if you couldn't. I guess this is what would happen. Imagine what sports radio would be like if you could hang up on people. Oh my god. Did you notice the license plate that the young man had on their, yeah. Yeah. F-Hugh. F.H. F-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-I, their-I. their-I. th-I. th-I. th-I. I th-I. I th-I. I th. I th-I. I th-I. I th. I th. I would th. I would th. I would th... th... th... Oh, th... Oh, th... Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th-oh, th-oh, th-oh. Oh, th-oh. Oh, th-oh. Oh, th-I. Oh, th-I. Oh, th-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-oo-a-a-s. Oh, thooo-a-s. Oh, thoo-a-a-s of get what they had coming to, much like Franklin. Do you not think Franklin had a come?

I mean, we don't have to talk about it, but. No, I mean, I don't know. I would wear a t-shirt that says Franklin had it coming. And I bet it's out there somewhere. I'm sure. If not, somebody make a t-shirt for Katie. sure if not somebody make a t-shirt for Katie. Please do, I'll buy it probably. No promises. Yeah, fuck you. Is their license plate and they're they're just real dick bags. They're playing chicken with other cars on the road which is Dildo. Yeah. And then... But it gets them in the end because they play chicken with a large pickup truck that comes back,

pulls up alongside them basically and then backs up on this endless bridge. th th th th th th the the the th the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho tho tho tho tho the their their the the tho tho tho tho no tho no tho no their their no their no their no their no their no their no their no their no their no their no their no their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. the the the. the. No the. the. the. the. theeeee. theee. thee. the. the. the. No proe. No proe. No th with a large pickup truck that comes back, pulls up alongside them basically and then backs up on this endless bridge that they cannot get off of for like 25 minutes. Never ending bridge. La la la la la la la. How many times we can work that into this episode? This truck is being driven by the guy with a metal metal plate in his head, who I thought was the hitchhiker but isn't? No, it's no.

Chop Top's a completely new character. Played by Bill Mosley. Same scar as the hitchhiker. Well, can you see how that'd be confusing to me? Yeah, apparently these all the films sort of exist in their own universe, even though this film starts off with a reflection back, but there's like, it doesn't seem to like really have any continuity with the previous movie. And well apparently that like desiccated corpse he was carrying around was the hitchhiker. Oh, okay. According to Wikipedia, which I just saw and was like, but I thought he was the hitchhiker

and when did the hitchhiker get that middle plate in his head? And I don't know. But the corpse is great, because that's the first thing we see. The body pops up holding the corpse and making it just do funny things. Yeah, it's a very what moment. So they're on the phone with stretch while all this is happening. And she can't hang up because phones. And LG can not hang it up either. I don't know what he's doing. I guess he's sort of the Ross to her Frazier, but he's not doing a great job. Ros would have hung up on that dude.

Can we talk about LG's signifying mark is that he spits. Yeah. He spits incessantly. I think, is that Texan? Well, Katie, I did a little research online to see what makes a person have excessive amount of sliva. What would you come up with? There's a few things that it might be.

Let's see, we've got rabies. Rabeas. He did not seem rabid. He was calm. Gastro esophageal reflux disease. Could have been. Yeah, probably eating a lot of like barbecue barbecue brisket but not I'm probably gonna rule out pregnancy didn't see him eating a lot of potatoes so it's

probably not an excessive starch intake he did that huge fire by potatoes why was he building out of potatoes okay that's probably it's well yeah yeah what happens if you eat too many potatoes you spit too much because you have excessive starch oh we've also got pancreatitis, serotonin syndrome, mouth ulcers, and oral infections. Good God. That may all lead to these. And this were just like the medical things. There's all sorts of, I mean, he could have been, he could have been had, you know,

had shawl. Yeah. Now, I feel like, like, like, like, like, like mouth, whether it's normal. You're not excessively spitting. You're spitting just the right amount. Thank you. Leatherface pops up holding the body, which is just like a really fun, fun house body. Yeah. And then the guys kind of wave their gun at him to when he pulls out the most gigantic chainsaw ever. Do they make chainsaw that big? Yeah.

For taking down houses? I don't know the floor that's what they were for. I was like, oh yeah, and then no. I'm sure, come on. So he starts chainsaw in their car in a really fun scene. I really did enjoy that. I love that top of the guy's head coming off. I loved it. I wrote here a nice job, Uncle Tom, which is probably not the nice thing to say.

Why did you write that? Who's Uncle Tom? Oh! I promise I'm done. That first head slicing has more blood than the entire first movie. Yeah. There's almost no blood into the Jainsaw Massacre. That's true. Which is one of its charms. It's terrifying without being gory at all.

But people have this like sense that it's gory. It's not. No, not at all. It's just very creepy. I I I I I I I I I I I I. It's not. No, not at all. It's just very creepy. I remember going back to the Texas Jane's Hall after not seeing it for a couple years and the scene where he puts the woman on the hook. Yeah. Just fucking brutal.

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They wrecked their car, and which is great because it introduces us to Dennis Hopper. What the fuck is he doing? Rails. So many rails. He plays a character called Lefty. And I was like, oh, he's gonna be our hero. He is like as as a bag of wet hair in this movie. No, a bag of wet hair can at least keep smoke from coming through a door. That's true. I do not know. And apparently he was Sally and Franklin's uncle. Yeah.

Did they mention that? I read that on Wikipedia too, but I didn't recall that. Yeah. Whatever. Or I thought they said it was his brother. Who cares? Do you think we could pull off being stretch and lefty? Because I love those nicknames.

Yeah. Probably. Are you left-handed? I am. I'm not particularly tall. Neither was she. No. Maybe you just have to be stretchy.

I'm pretty limber. We'll work it out. So welcome to the stretch and lefty podcast. I'm stretch. She has that great Husky voice. I am stretch. I think you have to have really short shorts with a really high waist to pull off that voice.

That's not gonna look good on me. It's not my look. I also just have to get like random wounds for no reason later in the movie, which she definitely gets. Okay, so lefty Dennis Hopper. Okay. We're just going to call him Dennis Hopper for me to run out. Dennis Hopper, right, because you're lefty now. Dennis Hopper is like trying to get involved in the investigation and the local cops are like, you're dumb. We hate you, lull. Yeah. He's a former Texas Ranger.

Oh, is he? Yeah. And so they know who he is immediately. And I'm like, dog, come on, man, you can't be doing this right now. Yeah. Yeah. So they get him in the local paper, which I guess it ultimately makes fun of him. Stretch sees it, and she goes to him with a tape of these people dying. And he's so fucking rude to her. Why? She's investigating this and she's like, I have a tape of it. Why is he so mean? I don't know. His character does not make a lick of sense.

I don't know what he needed to be in this movie for. Does it feel like you could just have the whole movie without him? No, they would be missing so much of its gravitas. Oh, sugar shits. He's great. He's fantastic in this movie. Did you say sugar shit? Yeah, I did. That's disgusting.

That doesn't, he doesn't take her tape, he doesn't take any assistance from her and she goes to cover this local chili cookoff, which the woman hosting it is like, the winner from wherever, I don't know, and I think he's kind of cute. No, is the dad or brother or whatever he is from Texachansaw Massacre, one, yeah. Ooh, as you may. He's making people chili. Yeah, it's hilarious. Yeah, it's really funny. It's just like what I guess I didn't realize it was supposed to exist in like its own universe because it references the

first one so much. But like what a weird thing, what a weird change of pace they're having? Yeah, like winning chili cookoffs all over the country. I guess putting it in like in the context of the first movie since the first film they've gone off and they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. their th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. thi. thi. Yeah. thi. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. their. th. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. t country. I guess putting it in like in the context of the first movie since the first film they've gone off and they're traveling around and their camper and he's making people chilly and what I thought might have been a nod to not even around the country just around Texas. They do not leave the state. Well they got warrants. Yeah. Every city except Houston. I know that's a chamellioner. It's not chame-millionaire. Well. Well. Well. I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they was I I I I was. I was. I was every. I was every the the the the the the the the the they were. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. Yeah. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. It was. It was. It was a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the chameleoner. It's not chameleonaire. Is it chamele- I always said, it was a chameleoner. I thought it was like a, have you ever seen the movie Motel Hell? We should do that movie.

It's also a comedy that's actually funny. Oh, this is not funny? I laughed quite a bit. No, it is funny. It's got wolfmann,, so we could finally get that out of the way. Your dreams will be realized. But there's an old man who makes people sausage to sell to people. Oh, people sausage. See, I need that. Oh no, we're going back to the kettle. Yeah, no, I thought it was, and it was so gross when he's holding it.

And the woman still eating it with a s people people people people people people people people people people the s a people the s s a people the st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st sta the s s s sa the award, and just the trophy, and just dumping it all over his shirt. He's just got people chili running down his shirt. And the woman's still eating it with a spoon out of the cup? Like she cannot get enough people chili. Oh, and I love that guy's teeth. They're so gnarly. So good. He's a great character, I feel, just being like a crazy, weird guy. And I only know them him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him the the the t their their their he he he he he he he two Texas ty-sumasca rooms. Yeah. I mean I'm sure he's probably never like a serious love interest character you know. So the next scene it's just a series of this

scene and then this weird scene and then this weird scene like we didn't even talk about his hotel in the hotel what is happening in the hotel outside his room which it's bonkers. Stretch has this problem where every dude in the fu-f except Leatherface is a total creep to her. You don't think Leatherface is a creep. All right, Leatherface is a creep. He tries to have some leather with a chainsaw. He was a killer. So I guess that downgrades his creepiness. Because his end game is the endgame-saws.

Yeah. Yeah, to thinn't the the the tho, it's tho, it's tho scene just cuts to the outside of a place called Cut Right Chainsaws. Yeah. You may want to think about diversifying. Not a lot of product in there. Tons of chainsaws. Yeah, just literally walls of chainsaws. What he walks in there and throws the, what was it, like, $3,000 down on the trees dump in 100s? I was like, dude, thii. Go by all the guns. Don't get into a chainsaw duel. Why would you do the chainsaw duel?

I guess because he's nut bar. Is that what we're to understand? He's lost it? Oh yeah, yeah. Okay, he's been tracking them. They do not seem hard to find. That's all. Also the proprietor of cut rate, cut right chainsaws.

That guy was great! Did he say, oh my aching banana? What the fuck does that mean? Does it mean you're getting a boner? Probably. Because he was so happy. Because he was just cutting into that stump so hard. But like Errol Flynn with the chainsaw. Oh my god. It's so funny. This really is a comedy. This movie's funny. Well then the next, Literally the next scene is, I get to, we need to just figure out who that guy is, whether he's the dad or what. Okay. Okay, well, we looked it up and I was wrong.

He is the older brother. He, Drayton. Is this the first time we learned his name? I don't think, yeah. I the the the, I the, I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. th. th. thin, thi, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. th. th. is this the first time we learned his name? I don't think he had a name in the first movie. He is driving like a food truck and talking on a car phone. Texas Cheensysol Vesica has a car phone? What is happening? Yeah, man, he's got a booming chili business, human chili. Oh, it's very, very yeah it's just a series of bonkers shit. It really is. Then we're back in the radio station where wait are we we back in the radio station? When stretch and lefty meet up again and he's like oh you got to play me this tape oh right and he's like you got a plate on the air.

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Drayton hears it on the radio in the food truck. Yeah, while he's talking to Leatherface and Chop Top. Right. Who we have not met yet. Right. We've just seen them as the driving around in the note, is Chop Top the inspiration for Beetlejuice. Probably. Yeah, especially when we first meet him. Yeah, that was all I could think was, oh, that guy's Beetlejuice.

And he looks like him, too. Yeah, painted all up like him. Yeah, and precedes him by two years. Yeah, and it's played by Michael Keaton, so that we saw in the blob. He is one of the soldiers. He's the soldier they're stuck in the sewer with. Oh really? Yeah, that was Bill Mosley. Yeah, good guys. Well he's in all those Rob Zombie movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does he play Chop top in them? No, he plays just a real scumbaggy scumbag. I mean they're all kind of like variance on Texas Jainsaw massacre. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi th. thi. thi thi thi thi thi they they. Yeah, they. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah's true. That he's really into. I don't like Rob Zombie so... I like him. I hate all of his produced art. I like white zombie. Do you? Yes. I do. And I really liked House of Thousand Corpses and

and I liked his Halloween remake. Dig through the ditches and burn, through the witches and scrim, and the back of night can't gear up. I don't know where those are the words. Who knows? Wow, I had no idea. That's a thing. We had such a disparity on Rob Zombie. Yeah.

Every time he's a talking head and I'm like, I just want to hang out with Rob's omb. He seems like the coolest. Decent guy. But then he makes a movie, and I see it, and I go, I wish he would stop. I wish he would just stop. You just want him to talk and be friends. He does not make art. His episode of Cribs is amazing. Oh, I bet. Because he's got the polar bear from from shit. the shit. the shit. the shit. the shit. the shit station and he is menacing stretch, basically.

Yeah. And digging at his wig with a fucking coat hanger. Keeps heating up the coat hanger and then scratching into his wig. He's wearing the sunny bono wig when you first meet. He actually calls it a sunny bono wig. Yeah. It's not just clever marketing on our part. And he's dressed like a hippie and he's got like the John Lennon glasses on and oh God he's so fucking gross he's eating the part the soap that he's scratching off his head too he does it throughout the movie yeah so he's menacing her and then all of a sudden leatherface comes out of the vault with the chains I was

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He's so creepy. is happening, Chop Top is like, oh, dog will hunt, which is, pleases me to know it. Yeah. For a while, I wanted to really have like a catchphrase for myself and I was like trying out a couple different things. And what I settled on was, that dog won't hunt. Oh, nice. But it like never, I could never work it in. So really, I really liked it, I really like to where he says Dog Will Hunt. Oh yeah. And I like to think that he's referencing Texas Jainsaw Masquer too.

Probably. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Hell the bass player. Anywho. Oh yeah. Why does the radio station have a chainsaw proof room?

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Yeah. Well, unfortunately, one of the walls of that room was made out of tissue paper. And he just bust straight through it. Yeah, what, while he's doing that. But Bill Mosley is going through the records and he's like critiquing and then stealing what he wants. Yeah, he's just slamming them into his bag. And then LG comes back. Poor LG.

That hammer scene made me want to barf. He literally made me want to barf. Yeah. Almost as brutal as the hammer scene from a kill list. Oh God, yeah. He's just beating the guy the guy the guy in the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy thia scene from a kill list. Oh God, yeah. Or he's just beating the guy in the head, the camera won't go away. I think I blocked that out of my memory until now. Gross.

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just beat him. Not to death. But we don't find that out until later. Yeah. He's like unkillable. Yeah, no, they just beat the shit out of LG and leave him there. So while Chop Top is doing that, L-face has stretch, like sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort, like sort, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, no, they just beat the shit out of LG and leave him there. So while Chop Top is doing that, Leatherface has stretched, like sort of backed into a cooler of soda? Yeah, yeah. I don't really want to describe this part. This is when my earlier lie about him not being a creep comes to fruition, because he is a fucking creep, because he's just poking her in the croch with his chainsaw and thrusting at her. Oh no. And the most like grossly child like sexual manner. Yeah. And just like holding it like you would hold like where a weiner would, where his weener

certainly is and then just like making gyrating relations with it. And she's not running, she's just watching it and asking if he's mad at her, which I really didn't like. Well she spends the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire didn't like. Well, she spends the entire film, I guess Dennis Hopper is the only dude who doesn't come on to her up until this boy. LG is pretty nice to her too. Yeah, but like, in a protective darling kind of way.

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soda all over. Yeah because she's sitting in a cooler of soda. Why? And then he does that thing that Leatherface does in the first movie a couple times to like good scary effect, which is like holding the chainsaw over his head and just kind of shimmying a little bit. He does it like when he turns a corner maybe, but in this movie he's just constantly standing and shimmying. Just so muchimmying. I don't know. It's so weird it happens so many times. Yeah it's very uncomfortable. So he like I guess loves her now and goes back out and Chop Top's like did you kill her and he's like yeah yeah and they leave they get in a truck and leave. So naturally Stretch calls the police right? No. No, no, no. No, no.

No. She gets in her Jeep and follows them. Well, she knows that like they're getting away and the only way she's going to be able to know where they're going is to follow her. Perhaps get a description of the vehicle. It is a big pickup truck with an American flight. And it's clearly been in Texas though. Oh, wait. Yeah, why didn't it have a Texas flag? Call the Cups Dumb Dumb.

Everyone else has a car phone in this movie. You probably do, too. This can't be the first break in logic in this film for you, though. Well, no. So Lefty, she's at the, they're at Texas Catalan, Battleland, Battle Land, Battle Land, Battle Land, Amusement Park, and Lefty shows up and is like chasing her with his car. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

not concerned for her well-being at all. Well, he comes out and admits that he used her as bait. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, left is a real piece of shit. He's lost his goddamn line. He's in full scream mode at this point. Yeah, well he also has all these chainsaws and he's just going to ruin the amusement park, I guess? Did you notice that his bandaliers had back up pieces of chain in case he needs to fix the chain? No, I didn't. I didn't. I really like that. It seems far more pragmatic than he should be at this point in time. Yeah, because for far more pragmatic than it should be for a man who is like in the downstairs somewhere of an amusement park going, devil's playground.

Bringing in the sheaves. He's like causing a collapse while he's in there. Knowing that she's also in there because he just doesn't care. He just wants to kill this family. Yeah. He needs to kill them. They have to have to have to die to die to die to die to die to die to die to die to die to die to die to die to die to die. I I. I. I. I. I. I to die to die to die to die. I to die. It to die. It to die to die. It to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the. I. I. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the the the the the to to to to to to to to, because he just doesn't care. He just wants to kill this family. He needs to kill them. I guess. I guess. I mean, they're really bad people.

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It's just sort of they're running around the amusement park. There's the great scene where Lea face th face th face th face th face th face th face th face th face th face th face th face th face th face th face thase thase thase thase thase thase thase thase the the the the the the the the the theatethe room with the bodies that are being cured for the chili where L.G.'s body is. Yeah. And to hide her he takes off L.G.'s face and puts it on her face. And she goes, it's wet. Of course it's wet, you dummy. Yeah, and puts his cowboy hat so she's hiding in her friend's skin. And then he dances with her. And then LG stands up because he's not fucking dead. Oh man, and he spits. Yeah, and then he dies and she puts his face back on.

He looked so much better without the face, that gross face. He looked so much better without a face. He looked better with out of face. Well, then, that gross face? Yeah. I mean, you look best at the beginning of the movie, obviously. It's true. Yeah, yeah. I fully intact.

LG is the best LG. So there's a lot of chasing around. It's an amusement park. It's an amusement park. It's an amusement park. I don't know. Yeah, like it's a come see the battlegrounds of I don't know why there's miles of underground cavern Because she keeps falling through floors and through floors and like who are you that's very who what is happening here? I read a a Roger Ebert review of this movie and where he praised the first film for like, like, the teat.

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It's got that apron on. Yeah. Then they just repeat that scene of Grandpa not being able to hit someone in the head with a hammer. I saw that in the last movie. Why are you doing it again? And they're all just going, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa, guy goes on forever. He does hit her in the fucking head, though. And I- Not hard enough to knock her out, though.

Then hard enough to get hit the head with a hammer. I'd never want to do that. It seemed to be rubber. Please, please cut that. The next note I have says, movie stars don't pay property taxes? Because at one point, he's yelling about how property taxes are like hurting the poor people and that politicians and movie stars don't pay them? Yeah, probably not in Red River, Texas. Probably not getting a lot of movie star property tax income.

Also, are you paying property taxes, sir? Yeah, he's paying property taxes. On the house that nobody can find. Yeah, I'm sure it's assessed properly. What's the millage on that? That's a property dex, Joe. I got him. That's not what a chainsaw sounds like. What does it sound like?

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I liked him. I loved the police academy movies when I was a kid. I don't think I understood half of them. No. It's just constant sexual innuendo. Yeah, which I definitely didn't get. somehow. Anyway. So yeah, we go through these succession of scenes where they're being they're chasing her, she's chasing them. It's very. He's running around with these chainsaws. He has two mini chainsaws, like one in each hand at one point,

which is absurd. It's beyond absurd. And he's just, he's bringing down the entire complex on top of them. And like kind of thwarting stretch it every time she's about to escape, he blocks. He b blocks. He blocks. He blocks. He blocks. He blocks. He blocks. He's. And the. And the. And they. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It's, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their. their, the, their, their, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's. they's. they's. they's. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the, the, the, the, the, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their. they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're. they're. they're, the entire complex on top of them and like kind of thwarting stretch it every time she's about to escape he blocks her escape basically yeah and while singing bringing in the sheaves while he's doing it what a weirdo she's also this is where she keeps getting wounds for no reason yeah there's no reason for her to get these wounds yeah yeah she's running around a sharp place cool attraction Texas sharp place someone gets cut in the butt I remember that well Oh, sharp place. Cool attraction, Texas. Sharp place. Someone gets cut in the butt, I remember that. Well, leading, it's Drayton.

Sure. The oldest brother gets the chainsaw in the asshole. Right. It had to go into somebody's, you know, basement in one way or another. I'm glad it wasn't stretched. I laughed out loud where he yelled, sure took care of my hams. Because first I was like a hams. Ah! Too cool. He also has a grenade. Yeah. Yeah. Who doesn't? I don't know? They're in Texas

Battle Land and it's really filled with grenades. Yeah. The great scene where leather face gets the chainsaw in his tummy. Yeah, and goes right on the back. Kudos to Tom Savini because the blade is spinning through him and it looks awesome. Yeah, it was a really good scene. Yeah. The special effects in this are great Tom Savini. You did an awesome joke. Yeah, the special effects on theatthe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the the the. the the the the the the the the the the theeat. the the the the. the the. the. the to return to this franchise. So sad.

Right? Yeah. Yeah, that's it. That's the last movie. Yeah, no more movies. Stretch manages to get out of the hole and runs up the side of the battle, Texas battle. Cattle, cattle battle. She's climbing a very rickety staircase. Yeah, and Chop Top is chasing her and trying to slice her with her, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, so, so, so, so their, so their, so th. thoom. thoom, so, so thoom, so the, so the, so thi, so, so, so, so, so, so. Soa, somea, somea, somea, somea, somea, some I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. He's he he he he he he he he. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I he. I he. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the th. He's th. He's th. He's he movie is fucking ridiculous. There's a cold snap midway through the movie.

Come on. It's cold at night. Oh, it does. I don't know. I don't live there. No, in Texas. Yeah, desert. Yeah, yeah.

So he's slicing at her legs. This is where the random cuts are coming in. the te want to say. Yeah, he's like cutting up the backs of her legs. Yeah. And she's like kicking him down this flight of stairs. Yeah, she's cool. She's TCB in it.

Yeah, for sure. So she makes it up to the top of that's where grandma is or is it mom or is it? Well they call her grandma because she was married to grandpa because she's in the first movie also right? Isn't there a grandma in the first? Yeah, yeah. It's a gross corpse. Yeah, yeah. So it's sort of a repeat. This is like the attic of the cattle, the cattle ground. And thank you for acknowledging its true name. Stretch starts fucking with Grandma's corpse, very much to the chagrin of Chop Top. He's not pleased with this. Sweet, am I wrong or was Grandma holding a chainsaw?

She was holding a chainsaw. The tweens that Stretch is dancing with at the end of the movie. Yeah, okay, right. She gets the upper hand on him and causes him to fall off the tower, presumably to his death. He does never appear again. No? No, I don't know, probably. It was the same, it was just the same leatherface.

Well, we don't, yeah, we don't actually see him, you know, finally shed to his mortal coil, so he may return. Stretch is inspired. She's taken a nod from her friend, Leaface, and starts starts, to to to thia, toee, thiae, thiae, thiae, thiii, thi, toe, thi, toe, thi, thi, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, too, toe, toe, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, toe, toe, toe, toe, to to to to to to toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, atherface, and starts dancing with the chainsaw. Yeah, and that's screaming, screaming. And that's how it ends. Yeah.

Oh, boy. Texas Chainsole Masker 2. Oh, brother. I have to believe that this movie was made to be funny. It was not supposed to be scary. No, it's more gross than it is scary. Yeah. Although you did, you did get scared.

I did get scared. And that's kind of rare for me. Texa Gentile Massacre 2. That's the wrap up. It's over. It's fucking ridiculous. Toby ever knew this was going to be a comedy. I mean like this was not this feels a lot like Halloween 3 season of the witch in the the arc of the series you know what I mean? Yeah, they're just like fuck it who cares? Who cares? They wanted to change trajectory on this. Yeah to the fuck it who cares zone. Well there's no way you could like I mean Halloween. They were no way you could really redo Halloween. So the the the the the the the there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there the there the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their the their their their th. th. th. th. th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. way you could like I mean Halloween too showed that there was no way you could really redo Halloween. Right. So there's no way

you could recapture Texas Chantel Masker. But but my question is then why jump overboard like you could just put a toe in the water you don't have to like throw yourself overboard you know. Foncies? I guess so. Oh I do like the part where Drayton is talking about sex, and he spells it. S-C-E-X, sex. I somehow missed all of that, and I wish I hadn't, because that is comedy gold. Yeah, yeah. This movie really is comedy gold. It's funnier than a lot of Adam Sandler movies, I would say.

And those are trying a lot harder. Yeah. It's fun are trying a lot harder. Yeah. It's funnier than most comedy. Yeah. He's really funny. Yeah. But before we move into the ratings phase, Katie, I had to take down my Halloween decorations.

Why? I thought they were up your round. Well, the outside ones. The ones that your neighbors can't see. So I've been a little sad about that. I'm sorry. So I'm looking for a way to keep that Halloween spirit going all year around. And luckily we have a box to open from Cryptocurium. Open the box. Open the box. Open the box. This is not just a box. It is a parcel of terror. Oh my god. There's a knife out. Oh my god, where did you even get that knife from? You just pulled it out of nowhere. Put it out of my pocket.

It just, I just appeared in your hand as far as I'm concerned. So what do they call these on the internet? A unboxing? Is that the thing that the kids call it? Where they do videos of their, That's so fucked up. It's so weird, yeah. I have seen the ones where girls go through, show you everything that's in their purse. And I'm like, where? It's like, here's my makeup, here's my wet-out.

And I'm like, where's your bananas? Where are your sacks? Where are your knives? No. All right. Do you want to. So it's got this beautiful jack-a-lantern tape on it. Yeah, I'm real into that tape. First-class mail, I see. You look at nothing but the best?

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Oh, that's beautiful. Look at that. Oh my God, that is beautiful. Yeah. He makes this stuff? Yeah. How does people make a thing? Oh my god, I love this.

Yeah. Dibs. All right. All right. You might want to rethink to rethink those dibs. There's other good things in here. I didn't read it. Yeah. Frankenstein's Monster sticker, a high quality pearl finish guy cut sticker from the classic Universal Monster film. Love that. Yeah, it's beautiful.

That is beautiful. Michael Myers, slash, our magnet. The blackest eyes, the devil's eyes. That is awesome looking. I don't understand. Like I am so in awe of people who have a talent. You should follow Jason on Instagram because he posts pictures of all the stuff as he's making it. Oh, because you can see what you're going to get in this box before you decide to order one. I think the Halloween one is a surprise or was a surprise. People have already gotten it though, we're not, yeah, yeah. We're not ruining with our unboxing. You can sign up for this and get it every month, or you can look at the contents

in advance and just decide to buy that month, which is really nice. Right. You're not tied into anything. Yeah, you can cancel your subscription after one month or after, you know, 20 years. Whatever you want. You do what you want. Pumpkin Goul print, a frightful yet whimsical spirit of Halloween by guest artist Jean DeAngelo. Is that Mike's partner? It is.

That's awesome. Yeah, Jean is an incredible artist. Where's that print it? Let's see. Oh my god. That's gorgeous. Fuck! That's look at that snake.

Yeah. You guys are're missing. Yeah. Oh, here we go. Halloween party 2015 print, a group shot of the original host of E.C. Comic Tales from the Crippkisky, also a guest of ours. Yes. From the blog episode. Yes. Very beautiful. What? I love that too. That's so good. Mike's revolting work. And then Sam unmask print, an illustration of everyone's who are a trick-or-treater by guest artist Brandon Zimmerman. Oh my god, that's horrifying. Have you seen, you haven't seen trick-or-treat, have you? Yeah, I have? Not the one from the 80s, but the one from the aughts. Oh no. You should see it, it's great. Yeah, that's like a sweat and get it. And there's some some some some some some some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories. the stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories some stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories some stories some stories some stories some stories the stories the stories stories stories the stories stories stories stories the stories stories stories stories stories stories the stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories stories. the stories. the stories. the stories stories. the stories. the stories. the stories. the stories. the stories. the stories. the stories. the stories. the stories. the stories. the stories. Right envelopes. That's amazing. Yeah. This box is so cool.

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You're welcome, Jason. You're welcome, Jason. Well, thank you. Thank you. And for sending us this box, what the fuck? This is nuts! This is amazing. I can't believe you guys can just get this stuff. I guess I can get it too. Yeah. I can just have it. Yeah. Thank you.

I love this. Yeah. So Katie, are you ready to move on to the ratings face? The what phase? The song that he said, Dennis Hopper singing, Never Ending Story. I am 100% ready to move on in the reigning space.

You go first. Sure. This is not a horror movie. It's 100% a horror movie. 100% of comedy. This is... This is... Maybe it's like, maybe it's like 95% comedy, 5% horror. It's bonkers. Here's the thing that's getting me, is that like Mike Bolum told me it was good.

Yeah. It's not good, Mike. It's hilarious and it's very watchable. Yeah. I don't know what good means. I think it's good. In what way? It's as good as Halloween 3 don't know what good means. I think it's good. In what way? It's as good as Halloween 3? Oh no, Halloween 3 is a goddamn classic. This movie's good. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun.

It's fun. It's fun. It's thoroughly enjoyed it. But I am definitely not putting this in the annals of horror that I love because it is it, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because it, because, because, th is, th is, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is the, is the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi. thiiiiiiiiii. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi, is a thi, is a horror movie. Horror, it's just not, it's horrifying in certain senses, but it is not, it's just what. You don't think it's in the same wheelhouse as like Return of the Living Dead and, you know, the original trick or treat, and these like, very ridiculous, like, yes.

80s over the top. This was so much more over the top on comedy than those were to me, I think. It's really slapstick. Yeah, it's the slapstick element that really drives it home for me. But yeah, seven and a half liked it would probably tell you to watch it. I don't think it was worth Mike almost losing his life over, but that's whatever. I see it here and there and their second time I've seen this movie, and I didn't remember, fuck all from the first time that I seen it sitting down for it again. Yeah, today was the first time I've watched it.

I already don't remember it. But it's a, it's really fun. The soundtrack is really good. I mean, just for the cramps covering Guggo Muck. It's so good. seven and half eight, I think that those are solid ratings for this film. I think I've just accepted at this point that anything between like 1986 and 1989 is going to be fucking absurd. Yeah, it was the bonkers period for horror. Yeah, I had no idea.

Now I know. That's my thesis. You should watch this it on YouTube? Yeah, it's um... I paid three bucks for it. Oh, I put it on Facebook. The Paramount Vault has released it on YouTube, so you can watch it in like high quality too. Oh, well. So it's like kind of legit. Yeah, it's actually, yeah. Yeah, it's actually, yeah.

Um, I mean, like, what do we do next week? Next week, Katie, we're taking on another classic? I think it's a classic, yeah. Pumpkinhead. Pumpkinhead, Lance Hendrickson. No shirt. Very ropey, man. Yeah, he's a stringy man.

He's a stringy man. He's got that, lot of people have seen. Oh yeah, I think this is a movie that a lot of people have seen. If you haven't seen it, we'll post leaks for it on our Facebook, where willfambulance. Oh, that was so good. On our Instagram, where were a warewulf ambulance? thoubulance. Fire soon for me to look at. I'll do that tomorrow. You guys want to be cool like me, you should check out Angel Fire. Wherewolf Ambulance. that Angel Fire.

I'm not real sure, but I think I got a virus from it. Like physically? Yeah, no, like I was so sick. Like I couldn't get out of bed. Speaking of the internet on the internet recently. Yeah. There's Dylan, there's Orrin, there's Nix, yeah. Gene, the pin's still coming, buddy.

A pin is coming. Congratulations on your recent Nephules by the way, Gene. That's awesome. Yeah, I'm probably not going to send you the pin. I'm sorry. I might might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I might, I will. I'll try. I'll try. And they've been great on Facebook and then there's Allison and KK Downing to her 2112 who, you know, mashing Rush and Judas Priest makes me very happy. There's a nerds of nostalgia who's been hype because of like. Yeah, there's, yeah, that's a great podcast. Yeah, so people have been like just really spreading the word about us and everyone else who's out the the the the th th th th th tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I's out th. I's out thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. thi. I's thi. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. their. their. And their. And their. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi's, thi's, thi's, the they. And, they. And, they. And, there's, there's, they. And, they. And, they. And, th. And, that's a great podcast. Yeah. So people have been like, just really spreading the word about us.

And everyone else who's out there doing it, like, I can't tell you how happy it makes me to know that we are bringing. Anything to your lives, anything. But even if it's just hatred for us, I'm glad we can inspire a feeling in you. Oh, I'm not. I don't want them to hate to hate them. to hate me. I want everyone to love me. Oh and thanks to Wonder Cat for the song they wrote for us. We had a long talk about it. The lyrics are too much. It's beyond pep-ep sensibilities. Get stuck in your head though I'll tell you what. It's

catchy as shit. Oh man, Nana might hear it so we can't put that out there. No, Nana's not on Facebook. She always telling me how she's not th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. thi. thi's thi. thi. that. thi. thi. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's thi. I's thi. thi. to thi. to to to thi. thi. theeea. thea. thean. thea' thea' thea' thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi can't put that out there. No, Nona's not on Facebook. She always telling me how she's not on Facebook. I'm like, Nana, I know we'd be friends. No, but thank you very much for doing that. That's insane that we would inspire someone to do something artistic. That's nuts. Thanks for listening to another episode of Where O'Famulence.