Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep172 - Scooby Dos or Scooby Don'ts

Episode Date: September 22, 2019

This week we review the 343rd episode of a podcast that is dedicated to Scooby Doo. Think about that. Or don't, just listen to us laugh about how stupid this all is. Vinnie Paulino joins the show for... a packed episode. We talk about Opie on Bubba, Opie on Instagram live, Lenny the lawyer's client, Asterios and Sriracha, and of course Sheamus's meltdown. Thanks to Jodie B. from the Po' Boys podcast for joining in the fun. We dedicate this episode to Carl Ruiz, a funny guy who passed way too young. Today is a very sad day. #ruizing Check out Po' Boys - https://soundcloud.com/user-592263664 and Vinnie's show - https://carlsoncast.podomatic.com/ and our merch - https://teespring.com/stores/who-are-these-podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:51 Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts? It's for us, who won this for us? For these for us. It's a... It's show time. MUSIC
Starting point is 00:01:14 MUSIC APPLAUSE W-A-T-P W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P! Hello, bag slavers and cousin ruse, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that allows unauthorized reproduction without written consent. I'm your host, Carl, with me this week, the host of the comedy at the Carlson Cast, Vinnie Paulino. Hello, welcome back to the show, Vinnie.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Thank you for having me once again. It's a pleasure. Go to who are these dot com. You can get our email address, our voicemail number, the link to our sub write it, the link to our discord server, the link to Facebook, the link to Twitter, the link to our PayPal, and the link to our merchandise. What you will not find there is a link to an Instagram. We do not have an Instagram. If you see us on Instagram, that is not us. We are not posting these Howard Stern updates every single day, not from WATP, somebody else. I've been had. We also encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on iTunes, and then shit all over us. In the comments section, I want to thank my buddy Doug White
Starting point is 00:02:27 at Watchmen Studios. You heard our new music that we went in. There's a lot more of that too. I'll be playing more of it at the end of the show, but he put a ton of work into making some new WTP songs for us. That is a silly amount of fun. It really was. That's good.
Starting point is 00:02:43 So thank you, Doug, at Watchmen Studios in Lockport, New York. Also I want to make an announcement. We're extending the Stuttering John song parody by a week. So continuing to send those in, we've gotten a couple, but I want to give people time to formulate their ideas, record it, send it in. Sure, it will suck. We promise to go easy on you. It's not like you're a podcast. We'll be nice.
Starting point is 00:03:08 But John's lawyers won't. John's attorneys, when you send in the parody song, also give me your home address, your social security number. We're gonna need all this information. Head by attorneys, I be lawyers that he knows that head will still take his phone call. Vinnie, we have a jam pat show today. We have to address Shamus's meltdown on the Ginger Snap podcast.
Starting point is 00:03:30 We have to talk about OP hashtag Ginger Snaps on Instagram live in Central Park while podcasting. OP was also on the bubble the love spot show. We got to talk about that. I got to tell you, I'm surprised above ahead about the bubble. The bubbles do it. Oh, bubbles not doing well. You'll see. But before that, you see that, I just teased the show. I got to stick around people. Before that, linger longer. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Scooby Doo's or Scooby Don'ts. This was a suggestion from Jack Daniels. We have both listened to the shows separately.
Starting point is 00:04:06 We have not discussed it. We each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a podcast that's hosted by Amelia Welman and Billy Sigerr and these two people go through every episode, every movie, anything that's ever been done about Scooby Doo. And they try to tell you whether to Scooby-Doo absolutely or Scooby-Don't under any circumstance. Vinnie said a lot for words. We just started the show. We're already. I mean, what a premise.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Not sure what to do with that. What a premise for a show. Should you watch Scooby-Doo or should you not watch Scooby-Doo? Yeah, the changes are you probably have better things to do with your time. Correct. I'm just guessing. I'm throwing out. And it's never, I've never had my life needed a guide for that.
Starting point is 00:04:52 So let's talk about what they do, because one of the things that he mentions is, you should watch these episodes before listening to their podcast. He did give instructions for the instructions. Every single one of our fucking episodes is in a huge spoiler for everything we watch. We do, you know listeners, I know that we are 343 episodes into this journey together. It's true. But I'd like to say now, I recommend you watch the episodes first. So we're supposed to watch Scooby Doo and then listen to them talk about it, except for they explain the entire plot of the show
Starting point is 00:05:26 or movie. Right, so the thing is they're reviewing it to tell you whether or not you should watch it or shouldn't watch it but you should have watched it. I didn't think it did. Why are you even downloaded and listen to it? So yeah good good work guys. It's Scooby-Doo or Scooby-Doo and they say just watch every single one and then we'll tell you. Scooby up They will tell you whether you wasted your time or not after the fact what is wrong with these shows? They all do it all these movie review shows They go through scene by scene of the fucking movie Having someone explain the movie to me is never as good as watching the movie But Carl let's just
Starting point is 00:06:01 Bring this down a little bit and boil it down to the finite aspect of the fact that they're talking about Scooby fucking do. Right. They're not like talking about a bunch of movies that came out. They're talking about the most formalaic cartoon in the history of cartoons that's run way past its course. Every episode is the same episode.
Starting point is 00:06:20 A hundred percent. Every single one. And no one needs a guide on how to watch it, whether they should have watched it or not, it's just silly. And if you've ever seen episode of Scooby Doo, you don't want to listen to these Dickens talk about it, is my point. It's almost as if there's too many podcasts out there, and that not everyone needs to make a fucking podcast, but I would never dumb shit there it do.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Yeah. I'm starting to think. I mean, I'm starting to think twice about my Care Bears project. Dude, don't, you got a good idea there. You need to run with it. I'm gonna produce that shit. So is there a Care Bears podcast?
Starting point is 00:06:54 Fuck. That's a good idea. That's a good idea. There probably is. I gotta get on that. All right. I want to point out the fact, before we get into a lot of these clips,
Starting point is 00:07:03 and we don't have a ton of clips We're gonna push through this pretty quickly But I want to point out that these are adults talking about Scooby-Doo Because at one point the woman talks about when she graduated high school Let's see when did I graduate high school? Because my last year of high school was the first year of the iPhone So I graduated in 2008 No, nine. Yeah, you graduated in 2009. Wait, did you?
Starting point is 00:07:35 I'm trying to line up timelines right now because we moved in here in 2010 in 2010. Yeah, so it was 2009. We're talking about nine years ago. Who doesn't know what year they graduated? I have to say like Carl what year did you graduate? It was fucking I'm not telling anybody that Okay, I'm just saying ask me what years you graduate 2000. Yeah, it's pretty fucking easy to remember this Well, I've never wanted to go back and go oh shit. What was that? Let's see I Studded a bra that was this year. Everyone knows what year they get. These people are dumb.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Yeah, these people are stupid. I mean, I have lots of ways to describe these too. I mean, the first thing I always do when you give me one of these podcasts is try to mentally picture what these people look like. Yeah, I was trying to find out what they actually looked like. Well, I, all I could picture for him was, do you remember when John Waters guest start on the Simpsons?
Starting point is 00:08:26 Yes. Like, that's all I could picture as the Simpsons John Waters. He does have that kind of inflection in his voice. And like, a lady with the cat sweater. Yeah. Yeah, I think you nailed it. Thank you. Let's get into some of the witty banter
Starting point is 00:08:38 that goes on between these two. Thank you for releasing me. They got George Decay in for an afternoon to do that. An after you needed a full afternoon. Well, you're gonna have lunch with a guy, aren't you? You're not gonna say, hey, George to K, come on in to voice this, but you better be in or out. I don't want to see you sticking around after you get that line done.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Yeah, I think you're underestimating how impatient I am. You don't think I'd kick George to K out on his ass for taking too long in my recording studio? Yeah, what? I gotta get Tresp McNeill in here for something I'm sure. George to K would probably appreciate working with you because he'd probably be like, everyone always just keeps me here.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Finally, I get to go. That was when they decided to let their hair down and just have some fun. I like how they're riffin. Yeah, they really can just banter, can't they? It was a great impression too. This guy's where it's at. Was that Vincent Price? It was either he was trying to be George decay. He was trying to be George decay.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Was not George decay. Well, he'll be on his deathbed soon enough and he might sound like that. Who this guy? No, George. I hope so. So speak it up, Billy. All these boys.
Starting point is 00:09:53 All these boys. All these boys. All these boys. All these boys. All these boys. All these boys. All these boys. All these boys.
Starting point is 00:10:00 All these boys. All these boys. All these boys. All these boys. All these boys. All these boys.'re all cartoons either way, but. So he talks about what he would have written into the script, which is something they do quite a bit. I can see Fred trying to join a Sumo contest,
Starting point is 00:10:16 like as a joke. And then what, doing really well? But even that joke, that joke works better with Shaggy. He has been known to get fat. I don't want even as a skinny, but a skinny Shaggy up against a sumo wrestler, that's hilarious. If you don't cut that, that's hilarious,
Starting point is 00:10:33 and make that a drop out of the show to be angry at you. That's hilarious. Nailed it! Nailed it! Nailed it! It's the one ISO I took from the show! That's hilarious. It's the best one. You know who else he sounds like?
Starting point is 00:10:46 Do you ever watch a Mike Tyson mystery? Yes. He sounds like Marcus or Queensborough. Yes. It doesn't sound like a real voice either way. He's doing a voice. I don't know. But he's not. Are they roommates or something? I can't tell if they're fucking or a vet guy or she wants to fuck him and he doesn't like girls. I can't tell what the dynamic is. a vet guy or she wants to fuck him and he doesn't like girls I can't tell what the dynamic is they use the word Ikea a lot in this I don't know another thing that they do that I think is very funny is they point they point out the plot holes in The movies is very early on in the episode in the children's cartoons Yeah, that's right. Okay, Daphne is involved in a martial arts championship
Starting point is 00:11:25 Yeah, what do you think about that? It's fine. I guess I don't understand how this championship then lets her enter a school. If you're winning a championship, you're already pretty fucking talented. And do not need to go to school for the thing you have won the championship for. It's almost as if this was written for children. Huh, I'm getting the sense that maybe this isn't for adults to enjoy it all.
Starting point is 00:11:51 You know, I'm really glad that we had this podcast because I never would have thought about it like that and she really, you know, said he's straight. I would have just maybe enjoyed the kids' cartoon. Yeah, right. I mean, we wouldn't have thought too much about this ridiculous premise of a talking dog solving mysteries to figure out there's a plot hole or not.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Oh god, that's so ridiculous. So let's get back to, are they fucking, do they want to be fucking, there's a point where Amelia makes a terrible joke and Billy just loses his shit over it and it sounds like a guy who does a yell at her and say stop ruining our podcast No, no, I wish that kind of loses a shit. No, it sounds like the kind of guy who's with the girl he wants to fuck So he's not flipping a table. He's just fake. No fake. Lifting over the top congratulatory about this this line that she gets out She's told that her karate lacks proper training by the mistress of karate island whatever the fuck this place is. I'm sorry, but in addition to rename this film
Starting point is 00:12:56 mistress of karate island because that's such a B-movie title. I love it. Okay, Um, cool. It's a great name. Yeah, it's really fun. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. It's great. More of them rewriting the script for the writers. Why does he say jinkies? He says Zoinks. Yeah. He should have said jinkies, it would have been a funny little nod if he did. It would have been funnier if he would have said, you know what would be even funnier than that? Like comedy that was written for adults, you could actually watch them, there's many of them. Comedy, movies and shows made for people of your age.
Starting point is 00:13:40 It's out there. That's the beauty of things, Carl. We all get to be different and like what we like. Which is fine until you start critiquing it as if this is like some high art. How many episodes? I can't put 343 episodes where they've talked only about Scooby-Doo. And they're still critiquing it like I'm surprised that they went this direction with the fucking story.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Like, whatever, it's Scooby-Doo. So one of the things, and I'll pull the curtain down I screwed up and my eclipse didn't go on to the thumb drive. I brought Carl. Yeah, I'm a dumb dumb Vinnie shows up. He's all proud of himself. Hansy the thumb drive is like, all right. There you go, buddy It's fucking Blake. Yeah Yeah, pretty sure but one of the things that they complained about and she complained about that I really thought was interested in bringing up in terms of how they critique. Yeah. They were complaining about, uh, Daphne's hair. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Uh, did she have the bandit or the beret they are not have the beret they had. Okay. And how this was one of the only Scooby Doo movies where you got to see it both ways. They bring up things like that. Yeah. Such crazy minutia into this thing. And at the very end, they talk about the formula. And do you have the formula?
Starting point is 00:14:46 Anything about the formula? No. You didn't clip this. I didn't clip this. It's simple. Yeah. Scooby Doo is easy. There's somebody who's a disgruntled employee
Starting point is 00:14:54 somewhere who puts on a mask, pretends to haunt a place. These idiots come to town. Fred, Welman, Daphne, take a tour. Shaggy and Scooby get separated. They run into the disgruntled employee in the mask. Hygiene's ensue, they pull the mask off. There's those such thing as monsters. Right.
Starting point is 00:15:12 342 episodes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha episodes call and they even say they go they even say this thing and I wish I had a my clips she goes one of the things that sucks about the movies is you know the formula works for a 27 minute episode but when Scooby and Shaggy are like this you know we can only handle Scooby and Shaggy by themselves for about five minutes and he's like yeah you're right. Yeah they agreed you're right. There's 342 episodes and there's gonna be more and this is an episode about a full-length cartoon movie that came out in 2009. I was a good year for films. Oh boy. So the fact that they're reviewing this movie and saying that well you know you can't
Starting point is 00:16:01 follow the same formula right because it's 90 minutes fucking long right right how many dresses can you dress up Scooby-Doo and So that the monster doesn't see them and recognize him as he's walking by and she got upset at one point Do she goes and this one they're actually the monsters real and like she was like upset that the monster I argue that would have made Scooby-Doo better back Hey, have a fucking real but mix one in it's a cartoon mix it in from time to time Instead there's like this floating fucking pirate ship that you could recreate with a flashlight that some janitor Figgot how to do what does that happen? There's some fucking Chris angel shit right there. It's a bruss of
Starting point is 00:16:37 All right, it was a cartoon All right, I want to point out the part of the show that we haven't even talked about yet. We're burying the lead and that is the political correctness of this show. These two folks are social justice warriors. They took a fat shot at Velma. They are not happy with how the Japanese are depicted or when they go to the island on this episode that's at the South Pacific. they are not happy with that at all. I want to be very careful about this topic on account of I want to be inside of it in a life.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Good point. Don't say anything on a podcast. Nope. If you want a jobs of day, this is a merely a very upset about how the Gaysha girls are portrayed in this because this opens up in Tokyo. She calls gaysha gaysha girls, which is all sorts of wrong, don't bastardize them. Yeah, you seem to really take offense when Daphne said gaysha girls. On top of Vilma saying that gaysha's are the ancient tradition of celebrating beauty, which is flat out wrong. First of all, the first female Gaysha appeared in like 1750. That's not fucking ancient. And second of all, they're artists. Mainly they're artists like Gaysha, meaning art doer. Right. Okay. It's about art. They guess happened to be beautiful. Fucking Westerners. Listen Amelia, we have a rule on this show and that rule is
Starting point is 00:18:07 B-No-Fact-Chicken. Gaseous girls are whatever we want them to be in Scooby-Doo's universe. Give us your shits. It's not an actual documentary. Alright, I don't know if you realize what you're watching right now. This cartoon for children is factually inaccurate. You don't say. Really. All right, this is Gasey Girls Part 2 and Amelia is really losing her shit over this. By the way,
Starting point is 00:18:31 I'm not trying to get an SNL, so I'll do all the talking for these cyclists here. No, I'll join in on this. I'm just saying though that like, you could be upset, but consider the source. You lunatics. Right. Calling them Gaseha Girls also plays into that whole like 1950s American G.I. in Japan. Yeah. Just fucking a Japanese prostitute and saying, Huh, I got a Gaysha Girl. Ugh. She is not having it.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Dude, my grandpa would have hated her. Oh yeah, right? That was the only perk of the Korean War. No fooling. What was the other perk? You get to take on as much mustard gas as you can fit your stomach. So, this harkens back to a show that Kevin and I did. It might be our second episode ever.
Starting point is 00:19:15 It was things your mom never told you or something like that. And it was these two women explaining the Asian fetish and how it goes back to Marco Polo times because as he was exploring the East he found these people. It was the crazy shit. It's like my dick doesn't even know who Marco Polo is. Why would I be doing it with the Asian fetish? It's like any fucking sense. And this one was out here going, oh, the way that these women are depicted, ugh, it's so offensive. It's a cartoon for children. They're not trying to sexualize these people. Although I didn't play by the rules, I haven't watched the Scooby Doo series.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Yeah, I was gonna say, oh, I don't know. I don't know. There could be a whole scene where they try to sell them to Shaggy and Scooby. That's possible. There could be like, act-to-pie in many different holes. I don't know what's going on.
Starting point is 00:20:02 That's what I'm saying. But no, no pubic care. No pubic care, that's uncalled for. All right, and then we get into the racism of Scooby-Doo. Remember, this is 2009, not the 60s, when Scooby-Doo first started. 2009 and yet there's Rook auction. It's the box.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Like what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what do you call a skull? Here, come those guys! Roar! So here's the racist. Well while we're on the subject of a bit of racism, later on, past the martial arts tournament, they meet a tribe of natives who are cannibals and are going gonna eat some of the gang and Daphne doesn't want to get married to the icky tribal chief. I don't know of any so specific islands that grow huge ass trees where monkey-like cannibals live.
Starting point is 00:20:57 That's because she had never been there. Again, she's talking about the factual nature of a cartoon movie. She's like, I don't know if this is actually a real thing that exists on the earth. Right. I don't think it is. I think it's a cartoon movie. Either is the mystery-solving-talking dog. Right.
Starting point is 00:21:19 It's funny because the irony is lost on these people. They're actually truly offended by what's being depicted in this cartoon and they're saying things like, that's not what Gaysha girls are, that island of the run doesn't even actually exist. At least when Maddox used to make fun of children's art and say your kids art socks, I'm better than them, he understood that it was a joke.
Starting point is 00:21:41 These people are looking at crap art, crap entertainment, and actually picking it apart is if it's a real fucking thing. It's a Scooby-Doo movie. We don't need this type of criticism. And let's start with this. Scooby-Doo is the K-Mart of cartoons. It's not like a good one.
Starting point is 00:21:56 No, it's terrible. It's not a good one. Right. And like you said, the fact that they're actually offended, I keep bringing up the point, 342 episodes of something that they're actually offended, I keep bringing up the point three hundred and forty two episodes of something that they're actually offended by. She's upset about it. She's like, let me hit the rest of these because this is more about how offensive everything is.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Just offend one people at a time. Scooby-Doo. The fact that they were there and they were like that and then Daphne calling them icky, that whole scene was icky to me. Oh, because they had a tribe of cannibals on an island and that is not what you can show anymore in movies and TV shows, Vinny. Because now you're trying to say that these uncultured people are somehow not as good as the rest of us
Starting point is 00:22:49 Which is just unfair. You can't say that. Well guess what? There could be a tribe of cannibals out of the islands out where I just watched a whole thing about how subdued went onto this island and Got spears sort of and died and he just died then his family could recover the body It was a thing that was the news like it was like seven, eight months ago. You sure that wasn't a Scooby-Doo show you were watching? Not positive. Could have been. There was a floating pirate ship. So was it on Flashlight?
Starting point is 00:23:13 Yeah. I see that. So this is... He just put a sheet over the flashlight. I know it's amazing. It's all it takes. I don't know if you do that. It's pretty easy.
Starting point is 00:23:22 So this is Amelia, obviously, gets very offended for the Japanese people and for this made up tribe in the South Pacific. She's offended for them, but thankfully, she's also offended on behalf of women, which is a gender that she participates in. So I'm sure that she's allowed to do this, but here she goes off on her women's rights rants. Well, it would be nice to finally see the opposite of the trope of highly skilled woman that should be the chosen one is replaced by mediocre man who stumbles upon it.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Exactly. I.e. the matrix or the Lego movie or every other fucking movie about chosen ones. I just agree. Apparently the new Star Wars. I just agree. I just agree with this premise. Like every movie coming out now has a strong female lead character who kicks ass all the time.
Starting point is 00:24:14 And she's explaining that the old tropics that the woman is really the Chosen One but the idiot guy is the hero. And she's describing Inspector Gadget. She's describing my marriage Yeah, I know last thing I want to point out it's not like they did like Scooby-Doo and women's suffrage like that episode I know so shut up Susan B. Anthony of the Globetrotters our special guest on this week Scooby-Doo All right here is remember when these are Remember when these adults are all out to vote
Starting point is 00:24:45 until not too long ago? Ha, ha, ha. Oh, the good old days. Oh, all right. That was Carl. That was Carl just in case. Laura Fleskel's is less than eight days. I was the one who tipped hoed to the line.
Starting point is 00:24:58 All right, this is, there is, Daphne's participating in this martial arts contest. And she has to martial art against another woman. Is that how you say it? Yeah. Yeah. And they took Umbridge with something that was said. Like talk about a Kung Fu cat fight.
Starting point is 00:25:19 You shut your sexist face, Shaggy. I can't believe that. They can't believe Shaggy said, talk about a Kung Fu cat fight. Listen, they could believe Shaggy said that. The stoner guy in the group, who was just there for comic relief. It's his only role.
Starting point is 00:25:37 The only person who could really communicate with the dog. Like, that's a good point. Yeah, nobody else really has a conversation with Scooby, do that. No. All right. And you know what, so you're the dog no wait over there. So at the very end of the show, they're wrapping up. No,
Starting point is 00:25:53 we're just not surprised me that. Okay, so that's not surprising. So at the very end of the show, they're wrapping it up and Amelia has to restate once again, her issues with this. I'm gonna go a little less, absolutely, and just say it is a Scooby-Doo problematic like every single fucking piece of Scooby-Doo media is.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Am I saying it's, am I saying it's not problematic? No, it is definitely problematic in a lot of parts. Learn about the South Pacific Scooby-Doo writers. I feel like I have been telling you to learn about culture since day fucking one and you've yet to take my advice, but I'm saying it again now. What are the odds that any single person
Starting point is 00:26:35 who has ever written anything for Scooby-Doo has listened to these two fucking Ninkin Poops? Well, considering the fact that this was all written long before they started their podcast, I would put those out to about zero Correct. But even if they were doing it in real time Nobody who poised for the show cares about Scooby-Doo
Starting point is 00:26:51 These two assholes are sitting in the living room screaming into the ether about Scooby-Doo, Carl Could you imagine if a writer actually gave a shit about their opinion? The guy's like, listen, I'm just getting a paycheck. Do you think I want to be writing Scooby Doo movies? I had higher ambitions in life. I gotta tell you, is that your wrap up on this? No, I got a few more things that I want. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Is it, can you play the, do you have the Patreon thing at the beginning? I do. Oh, yes, all right, let's get into the Patreon. Thank you, and I, bye. So the show starts off talking about if you become a patron for Scooby Doo's or Scooby Don. So you can read these assholes essays.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Hey gang, Scooby-Dooz or Scooby-Dooz is now funded by Patreon. Join to access our blog and unlock special bonuses like essays, reviews, show notes, and other exclusive material. So if I give them money, I can read their fucking blog. Is that what they just told me? Plus, you get reviews? I've never heard of such a thing reviews of reviews Yeah, what are we talking about? We thought we did good on this We have you give ourselves three high fives after this one. We give ourselves two billion won't fuck me So you have the second half of that where they list off the okay, please List off the the patrons. Okay. I know I made me laugh out loud in the very beginning of this thing.
Starting point is 00:28:08 They list, I counted, seven people. Yes. They're like, here's the list of people. Here's the, oh, thanks, our patrons. They named seven people. And then they follow it with, if we can raise up to $50 a month, we can get some, please. This is awesome. If we reach $50 a month, we'll be able to start
Starting point is 00:28:25 buying vintage Scooby-Doo novels to review in addition to our regular episodes. What I've never heard someone whose goal was $50 a month on Patreon first off. Now, right, and they have seven people already giving the money car off. They're up to $26. They're more than halfway there. But Vinnie, if we can get them to 50 bucks, then they will use that money to buy a Scooby-Doo novel. Okay, I have to ask this. Sign me up! That's a good sales pitch right there. Like, I want to think I need to get that novel.
Starting point is 00:28:55 That sounds amazing. Are there really Scooby-Doo novels? Ooh, well yeah, that's my question. Is, who's the bigger loser? The people who are doing the podcast about Scooby-Doo or the people who are writing the Scooby-Doo fanfiction Right! I'd rather read a widely kio-dian roadrunner novel than a Scooby-Doo novel. Yeah, they fucking the end. Of course they do. It's how all these novels end. All right, what else we got on here?
Starting point is 00:29:20 I would love it if they just like, you know what would make me give them 50 bucks? You're like, we are gonna order the finest Scooby Doo Arotica. We can get our hands on. I would give them the 50 bucks. I would make sure they get the 50. Especially if it's interracial, because I just wanna hear this woman's issue
Starting point is 00:29:34 that she has with it. All right, this is them talking about the movie they just watched, but they have to refer to their notes. Did you hear that? There's a lot of times where they to refer to their notes. Did you hear that? There's a lot of times where they're referring to their notes about it. Is this their before or after they're chased by balls? I've written down here chased by balls.
Starting point is 00:29:53 When were they chased by balls? I'm asking you that now. I don't remember. So many times. You searching my notes for balls. I didn't write down anything about balls. Search your chin. Now hold that a second. Of course, they're looking at their notes. She couldn't remember what
Starting point is 00:30:11 you're she graduated high school. She doesn't even know what you're she graduated high school. They just watched this movie and they're like, remember that part with the balls? I have no my nose. There was a ball. Oh, let me check my notes. No, I don't. If you saw the movie, you either saw it or you didn't you're checking your notes These people are stupid you know really but they do catch the writers in a big snafu and Really they should be better than this. She says she's talking about Valva or Valva. What's her name? Volva
Starting point is 00:30:43 What's the name? Volva. What's that Volva, are you sure? What's the name of the girl with the class? Felma. Felma, Felma. Felma, Felma sounds close. Whatever. Okay. She's the one either one of them care about. She says she's studied mechanical engineering.
Starting point is 00:30:58 And I guess I want to point out way, way back in Scooby-Doo, where are you? She specifically said that she didn't know anything about mechanical engineering Whoa I guess I'll never watch Scooby-Doo again. Scooby-Doo universe has some disconnects there. It's not consistent All right, a couple more clips that I want to play. I want to point out how easily amused Billy is. And I guess you'd have to be to put out 350 episodes about Scooby Doo shows.
Starting point is 00:31:32 But this is surprising even by Billy standards. Fred saying things like, Psych will always be funny to me as long as it's Frank Wilker. Because, sir, you are a man from the 60s. And so when you say psych, it's just adorable. He's excited about a guy who was a cartoon voice from the 60s saying something that someone might say in the 2000s, everyone who's still alive from the 60s is alive in the 2000s.
Starting point is 00:32:07 I'm not sure why this is entertaining. Except for good old Uncle Eddie. Yeah. Well, it's not talking about him. We don't bring the show down. Just forget about. So, yeah, Eddie, what's that guy's name? Eddie.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Billy. Billy. Billy. Billy is stupid. And he embarrasses himself with this clip. You can see how Induity gets. Yeah, it's such a moment of like the gang is back. He stole those noises from Opie. I'm pretty sure he does that sometimes. That's what it's like. Yeah, he embarrasses himself almost as much as OPE, but really nobody's
Starting point is 00:32:47 embarrassing themselves as much as the OBSTER, and we have the clips to prove it. Vinnie, are you ready to move on from... You beat that talk about Scooby-Doo anymore? Are you the rest of my life? Are you the rest of my life? Are you the rest of my life? Yeah, Scooby-Doo, everybody. Yeah, what the fuck are you doing with that?
Starting point is 00:33:06 Alright, let's get into it. What a surprise. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. It is time for the O.B OP radio segment here on WATP and what OP decided to do was take his Zoom recorder and go for a walk through Central Park but not just with his Zoom recorder Vinnie, also with his phone out in a little Instagram live. Oh, so we went around the streets bothering people and filming them. Yes, while answering viewer questions, I mean it's everything you want from Opie.
Starting point is 00:33:50 I love doing my Instagram live, so I decided to do an Instagram live and podcast at the same time as I walk in and around Central Park. I take some really tough questions from you guys and I also mess with a lot of people as I'm walking and talking. So you think he's dropping off and he drive applications while he's walking around? He does ask a couple of buskers like, oh is this your quarter here? Oh so you have this? Okay, just check it. All right, I'll keep walking. So he talks about the fact that he just left doing He talks about the fact that he just left doing the podcast that we reviewed last week, where him and Carl are at Gebhard's beer culture and they're talking to each other in a noisy bar restaurant. And I just wanted to listen to this because Opie used to pronounce Carl's last name
Starting point is 00:34:38 Ruiz. And so for a long time, I thought his name was Carl Ruiz and that's what I was saying. It's Ruiz, it's Karl Ruiz. Yeah. OP does not pronounce people's names. So Gebhard is spelled G-E-B. I have to look at my nails because I spoke the way that he says it in my clip here. G-E-B-H-A-R-D. Gebhard.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Okay. Okay. Tell me that there isn't a P to t in the way that opi says this man That was a lot of fun. I just dropped Carl off at the subway after doing a podcast at get parts that find joint on 70 second street here in New York City. It's called get parts beer culture. They have such a great variety of beers and Ciders and everything in between. It's a really hip, cool joint and Matt and the gang over at Get Parts. He says a three time edit that. He says three times in a row.
Starting point is 00:35:29 And he says the wrong every single time. But how does he say exactly? I know, I'm the last person to be able to put it on someone for mispronouncing something. This is a good point. You bring up a good point. That's why you're here. It's why you're here to call me on my bullshit.
Starting point is 00:35:42 I still love you. And I do appreciate that. So some of the questions that come in. I'm just saying there's a side on front. It's spelled out're here to call me on my bullshit. I still love you. And I do appreciate that. So some of the questions that come in, I'm just saying there's a sign on front. It's spelled out on the fucking side. He should know through the B, not a P. It's silly. He's like one of the dumbest people.
Starting point is 00:35:57 I mean, he got Billy, Billy from Scooby-Doo's. And then maybe Opie's a close second. I don't know, it's hard to tell. Does Carl just let him come to his restaurant and record in there? He seems annoyed by it, but yes. Okay. Yeah, it's weird. OP at one point talks about the fact that he goes to Carl's restaurant, hangs out in the kitchen and says, oh, I'm hungry and makes Carl cook him food. He's like the worst friend in the history of friends. I think he used to pay Carl back when he was on serious to come and do the show. And so now Carl feels some type
Starting point is 00:36:30 of loyalty or maybe he owes him something. I don't know. I mean, it's a sandwich. He does play it up a little bit, but the oldster has been known to exaggerate a tad from here. All right, this is somebody, so people are writing in questions and they're talking about Opie and Anthony and getting the band back together sort of speak. Everyone that used to be part of that show, they're in different places in their lives. We've grown apart. So Opie says, well, we can't get O and A back together because everybody who used to be part of that show
Starting point is 00:37:07 Has in different places now they've all grown apart. Now they're all in the same place hating you. Yeah, let me explain where everybody's at. You got Jim and Sam, or you got to tell you, yeah, Jim and Sam do a morning show on Series Xm. We're opening Anthony used to be. So they're still in the exact same spot. They were both big parts of that show. And then you got Anthony who does a show with Jim
Starting point is 00:37:26 And then you got E-rock who's also working for Anthony These were all the people of open Anthony. They're all still together the only person who's not there It's Opie's like, oh, we're growing apart. No, they've all grown away from you. Correct. Everyone's pushed themselves away from you I even saw Clemson Kenny on Am Shuffle recently. How's he doing? He's great. Good. You know, Club So to Kenny's, I do.
Starting point is 00:37:48 I do. I fucking, hermudge him. He's the best. He's just angry all the time. He's not angry. He's a nice guy. He seems angry. He's terrifying me.
Starting point is 00:37:56 Yeah, I wouldn't fuck with him. But then he went really nice. Okay. Like, I had to work for him. Yeah. Like, years ago. Okay. When Norton was in town, I had to work like the merch tables
Starting point is 00:38:05 and stuff, so like Kenny was in charge. And for the whole time, he would not like talk to me in any way, shape or form. Then at the end, he walks up, he goes, you were so good, it was nice work with you. And he gave me a big hand shake and like a arm hug, like a seal. Yeah, so he was super cool.
Starting point is 00:38:21 So he was addicted to the entire time, but he was nice at the very end. You're like, he's a great guy. Yeah, that's all it takes. He got a close high. You just got to redeem yourself with the end. That's what I plan to do on this show. That's my deathbed plan.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Yeah, the very last episode is gonna come out and be like, guys, I was kidding. We're all good. It's something to do the best. You know, and then we'll just, it'll all be good. Like, that carol guy was actually really nice all along. Who knew?
Starting point is 00:38:42 I like it. They're gonna murder you before you get a chance to do your last episode. I have a feeling that's true. I think you might be right about that. Yeah. Alright, kill you off. I wish I lived in a bigger city. I feel like Rochester is too small. They already know them in Rochester. You don't think how much further than that.
Starting point is 00:38:58 There were some people who speculated how to find me if you come to this city. Look for you in Arkansas But I thought there's a pretty funny plan just walking to a bar. Yeah, bad practice. Whoever cracks up laughing That's probably me. All right. Here is Opie talking about the Jim and Sam show So this is now the morning show on series XM Well, I'm sure he has some good thoughts. He was in the business for a long time. Right, and he actually brought Sam up and he's responsible for bringing Jim Norton on the show. So he would think he would be very proud of the person.
Starting point is 00:39:32 He should feel really good about this. Yeah, it's kind of like his legacy is continuing on. Who continued to progress, even though he got a raw deal. Right. The people he worked with. Right, at least he could feel good-shymed. Yes, and that they're still at it. You definitely should go on Jim and Sam. Why the... why would it go on Jim and Sam? This is what I have to deal with. I'm glad I turn this dumb thing on. Jim and Sam are a terrible radio
Starting point is 00:39:55 shell that has absolutely no buzz. Alright, so I want to play something out there. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh been neutral this entire time. Shots are fired now Sam, can we stop being neutral? If, oh, we doesn't want to come on your show, have Carl from who are these podcasts on your show. Let's do this thing, I'm ready to come on guys. I'm ready to get pulled up. Yeah, Carl. You're seriously, Sam, that's fucked up. He just took a serious shot at you just now.
Starting point is 00:40:41 No buzz. No buzz, Sam Roberts. No buzz, Sam Roberts. No one cares about it. He talks. But me. Sam Roberts. No show. Nobody cares about it. He talks to me too, Sam. He also wants to come on. And he won't even talk about Asians in a smart-aging way. He's safe. I love their culture.
Starting point is 00:40:55 So this is him talking about Howard Stern. There was a time you would walk New York City streets. And wherever you went, people were talking about Howard Stern. It's just simply not happening anymore. I can't even imagine how many people he talks to on a weekly basis. Now, granted, he's talking to more people than most podcasts, but he's not talking to more people than Joe Rogan.
Starting point is 00:41:17 I would guarantee that. And they've fudged the numbers over there. That's why they don't tell their shows, you know, the numbers. Because I think if half those guys that worked at Sirius XM really knew how many people were actually listening, they'd be like, what the hell am I doing? I'm just wasting my time. So I think that's probably true. But it's funny that he says, if the people at Sirius XM knew the numbers, they would think they're wasting their time. Oh, but you talk to a fraction of who you used to talk to. Aren't you wasting your fucking time? If you thought you were wasting your time on Sirius,
Starting point is 00:41:51 It's not even a paycheck for you. You're not even making money, and you're walking around the streets of the Zoom recorder, and no one's ever heard it. Where are his children? Where are your kids when you're doing this? Seriously, that's silly though, but you know, he did make, I will give him credit on a point. Yeah. Rogan probably is more relevant
Starting point is 00:42:09 than Howard's starting at this point on questionably, right? A thousand percent. Yeah. It's not even close. I mean, that's a solid point. And I will tell you that there is no buzz around Howard's surname anymore. I used to have a ton of friends who listen to Howard's
Starting point is 00:42:19 surname, nobody does anymore. Oh, you don't want to listen to things about his liberal driver? Don't know it is. No! God, it's so bad. Nobody does anymore. Oh, you don't want to listen to things about as Limbo driver, Dildo, wait a second. No! God, it's so fast. And that's like all week, too. The Limbo driver Dildo's himself,
Starting point is 00:42:32 and they have to talk about it every episode. I was like, okay, I mean, that was a segment. Can we move on now? Holy shit. So I totally agree with that point. There is no buzz around how we're certain anymore. And really people have definitely gone to podcasts. Is that the proper trip? Dildo in your... Yeah, I forgot, I think that's right. I didn't know, okay I didn't know Dildo
Starting point is 00:42:50 in was a verb but I think it works. So then somebody writes in on his Instagram live and asks him he's gonna go on the Joe Rogan experience as you would. Go on Rogan. I would love to go on Joe Rogan, but I don't know if that's gonna happen. There was a time recently that I thought it was happening. I was on some kind of weird schedule of upcoming guests, and then the thing kind of just faded away. So I don't know what's going on with that. He met Rogan, OP.
Starting point is 00:43:19 He met Rogan. Go on Rogan. You're not going at Joe Rogan. He goes, I don't know if that's gonna happen. It's not. It's not gonna happen. You're not going at Joe Rogan. He goes, I don't know if that's gonna happen. It's not. It's not gonna happen. You're not an interesting person. So he mentions that there was a time
Starting point is 00:43:31 when I was on a list to go on this show. You know what he's talking about? J-R-E library.com. I have it pulled up right here. Okay, what is this now? They speculate on who the upcoming guests will be. Look at this list of people that they have. It's like fucking everybody.
Starting point is 00:43:44 So go through and read how they come up with this. This is an unofficial list of guests, scheduled to appear on the podcast. We've included the names of upcoming guests that Joe Morgan has mentioned on the podcast or on social media. Some guests make their own social media announcements, others that express mutual interest with Joe on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:44:00 So if somebody just fucking tweets about going on Joe Morgan, they can show up out here. Good job, won't be. You tweeted about Joe. He did it. It was kind of nasty too, if I was like, why aren't you doing my show? Was it kind of like shit? It was a YouTube video where he was calling Joe Rogan out. And he goes, I don't know why I'm that book, there's a guest out there. Well, A, you're irrelevant.
Starting point is 00:44:18 You have a podcast in Nobody The Lessons 2. And B, you're kind of a weirdo. You're calling him out on a YouTube video for not returning your DM. That's not how normal celebrities behave. You get your agent to call their agent and mother fuck them that way. Oh, I don't think Opie has an agent. Could you imagine?
Starting point is 00:44:38 I bet he does. That agent is falling on our side. Does a typho calls from him, but I bet he does have an agent. In theory, there's an agent who would represent OP. I mean, they said there's something agent is stirring. I mean, do you think he dumped them? Oh, yeah. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:44:53 You never know. Agents don't work for people who they have no job. When you work for an agent, when you have an agency. Yeah. Like, they'll throw you down the line. Like, they'll just put you down and shuffle you down until they dump you. Right. the last thing
Starting point is 00:45:05 That he had to work on was the Westwood one deal which was 18 months ago That wasn't a good deal. It wasn't a good deal. I didn't work out. Wow. They didn't do a good job I just think that's hilarious. Where do you get to go to Joe Rogan? I thought that was happening Why cuz it was written on a website somewhere are you idiots? You're not going at your Rogan. All right. I'll get off. I see my name's on the website. I just need a date. He's just calling me. He's texting a number that's not even shows. Hey, I just saw on this website that I'm coming at your show. What's the date? I gotta get it in my... All right. So OP now runs into... He mentioned that he's gonna be talking to people on the street, which is always a great banter for him.
Starting point is 00:45:47 He runs into this guy named Strawberry James. Strawberry James is a busker who performs Beatles songs. That's a great name, though. It is. Strawberry James, I agree. He's not very good. Way more interested already. So this is a little bit of a longer clip.
Starting point is 00:46:02 I tried to fast forward through a few parts to speed it up But Opie walks up to him and says hey man, you're on a podcast right now. Do you want to plug anything? Hey, I'll give you some money play me a song and then typical Opie Hoherity and Sue's after that. Did he stop his cake? He wanted to have a cake. He wanted to stop his guitar I do want to point out the end of this clip Listen to how happy he is with himself. Just listen to how thrilled he is with his own performance on this. Bro, podcast and give me a little something.
Starting point is 00:46:33 The little track from the greatest album is 20th century. All right. Strawberry James at your service. Yeah. How do we find you online? I'm the original quiet some violin? Really Google strawberry James you'll find something. Oh, no And this is a street performer and it was like how do we fight you online? Oh, I got a website. I have a multimedia outpire He's a homeless man. Oh, he doesn't have a fucking website. I think it's what's funny about this is he tried to get Sandy came to come on
Starting point is 00:47:01 I ain't talking to you nobody. I love it. I hope he's like what are your tour dates? Where can we find your next gig? He's just being a dude. All right, go ahead back to it much. I'm not really a social media Yeah, I hear you all right. I was just trying to give you a plug if you're gonna give me a song So good and I got a few bucks in my pocket. I'll do this nice Together You so precious. Together. I'm here.
Starting point is 00:47:27 Together. I'm here. Together. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
Starting point is 00:47:35 I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
Starting point is 00:47:43 I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. But only take off is long. I just walk away. These people are laughing. These people are laughing. The guitar was drowning out his vocals, right? No fiver for the kid. No fiver! You got to balance that shit out, bro! So Opie yelled boo while the guy was performing. Giggle to himself. And now, so other people were also giggling and never give him money and correct himself
Starting point is 00:48:25 up over that performance. I'm not giving you any fiber. He also used an old time, man. He learned that, that had to be, he learned that for wheeze. Oh, that's definitely a wheeze. That's a whee, I give him no fiber, bro. Hey, brother man. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:48:40 So my thoughts here, I think that if Anthony and Jim were in the studio, this could have been funny. Yes, agreed. I think it could have been funny. And that's the thing that makes me sad about it, is like listening to, you know, the triangle play by itself with the orchestra's not there. It kind of depresses you a little.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Opie is the triangle of an orchestra. That's a very good point. It's a good idea. Just wanted to chime in. I don't have every 30 minutes or so. And just add a little accent. As we know, it can't move behind that. That's fucking ding.
Starting point is 00:49:11 Yeah, just part. It digs good. It's good. It's important. But not with a few violins and some brass on it. Oh, ahead of it. Yeah. Oh, that's funny.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Yeah, because Opie is interacting with this character who's got an attitude and guitar and is strumming away, and OP's only play is to Y'all boo and then Giggle and walk away. Alright. I mean, I wouldn't have given him money either. Ha ha ha ha ha! I have to, all the fibres for me, bro. I have to admit that I should not OP a lot.
Starting point is 00:49:44 Ah, I'm glad you can admit it. And I do have to point out when something is decent that he does. One of the issues that I had with Radio Gunnk, the people who make fun of Howard, is that they just trashed everything he did, whether it was good or bad. It's like, well, you guys used to be Howard fans, there must be something that's called integrity. Right, yeah, this is me showing integrity. I actually thought this bit was decent. He finds another busker who's also playing Beatles songs.
Starting point is 00:50:13 And he decides he wants to give him a tip and he says this. Can you break a 20? Yeah. I used to be a big radio star and I would give you the whole 20, but times are a little tight for me as well sir so if you could give me like oh boy everyone's watching so give me 10 give me 10 back I want to give you five but I mean I'm live right now people are watching this I thought that was decent he's asking a street performer to break a 20 well I would I wouldn't do that. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:50:47 But I like there's a little bit of humility there. A little comedy. I think he might actually be broke. Somebody speculated that his wife is the one who controls all their finances, which is why he hasn't upgraded from a fucking handheld recorder for his podcast. I mean, he's doing Instagram and an iPhone 6 car.
Starting point is 00:51:04 Yeah, he's doing Instagram and iPhone 6. car. Yeah, it's a good iPhone 6. And he's eating for free at La Cubata. He can't even go to a restaurant where his buddy isn't the chef. And he asks a guy to break it to what he, when he goes to tip him, he walks away from the other guy. I thought that part doesn't cover his tab anymore.
Starting point is 00:51:20 Yeah, I thought that was a decent bet. So then, Opie goes on, this is the last clip from this episode Opie goes on to express an opinion that he has About a comedian who he doesn't think is very funny. Vinnie Paulino is the greatest comedian there ever was and who could argue? You're Opie and Prussia need some work. I think we can tell that was you. I don't know what you're talking about. All right So I think we can all agree on this point that OP makes. I'm obsessed with Jerry Seinfeld, because I don't think he's that great.
Starting point is 00:51:51 I really don't. It's not jealousy. I promise you that. It doesn't hurt that I met him a couple times, and he was just a complete and utter dick. Just a dick. So OP, the guy who was just yelling boo in a street performer, and then that's the another guy to break a 20, is like, I don't like that guy, because he's a dick. Yeah, Sine felt asked OP if he could break a 20.
Starting point is 00:52:13 Like, first of all, I like how he did it. Bigger than Sine felt sucks is ridiculous. That's a ridiculous promise to begin with side felt is amazing all right whether you like him or not you can't say that the guy doesn't have talent let me tell you it gave you the douche chills on this yeah I got it sounds like if you're listening to him say that it's like standing in a bar and I sound like Kimmer let me tell you
Starting point is 00:52:37 yeah start whispering that Jerry sign fell don't tell tell anyone you heard this from me I just want you to know something I you know I'm in the industry I know these things and that Jerry sign felt he's not very good like Don't tell anyone you heard this from me. I just want you to know something. You know, I'm in the industry. I know these things and that Jerry Seinfeld. He's not very good. Like, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:52:50 And you think that it's like you bring your octaves down and you talk it real serious. People are going to listen to you and think like, what a good point. You've really turned me. It's a terrible point. It's not a good point. Seinfeld isn't very good.
Starting point is 00:53:02 And he says, I'll admit it. It's because he was addicted to me. Now, I'm sure there are things that Seinfeld is a good point. Sidefeld isn't very good, and he says, I'll admit it, it's because he was a dick to me. Now, I'm sure there are things that Sidefeld is not good at. What you put out of the... Dean Humble. Yeah, I'm sure. Whatever you put out in the world
Starting point is 00:53:13 is what you get back from the world. So I'm pretty sure a lot of people are dicks to Opie. I'm just gonna throw that out there. So Opie's on Bubba the Loves Budges. Not me, I love him. I'm a big Opie guy. I'm sure you are. Opie was on Bubba the Loves Budges show. Not me, I love him. I'm a big Opie guy. I'm sure you are. Opie was on Bubba the Loves Budges show.
Starting point is 00:53:29 And Bubba asked him straight out, do you ever wish you were to dick to your question? Do you ever look at yourself, Opie, and said, you know why I could have been about 85% less of a dick there and it might have worked out better for me. That's serious? No, just in general. Oh, blah, blah. That's a good question.
Starting point is 00:53:49 Oh, but you're not being an asshole, everyone would have worked out better for you. I'll tell you what, Pat, watch, come on down and stay in my guest room. Oh, yeah. Take your wife. Oh, he asked OP to start a radio show with him multiple times.
Starting point is 00:54:01 And OP just changes the subject every time. It's like, I'll even get your first bill. He'll you'll be OP and Bubba and OP is like oh yeah so anyway the meds let me tell you who are these podcasts would be a business forever and those two joint forces I mean you would be as long as he gets stuttering John to be their prank guy. The announcer. Carl Stuntboy. He's the announcer. Oh my God. Opie and Bubba.
Starting point is 00:54:29 They'd be called the Hasbins. Holy shit. And they probably wouldn't name it that too. They should. They would be all like, you know, pretend that they get it. But oh man, that would be. Next week on the Hasbins, Michael Mera is going to be called again. You got a picture.
Starting point is 00:54:44 Hey, you guys hear about my kid kid he's played with his play though. Oh, he shit Michael Mera Recorded my kid having a nonsense conversation. How am I playing for you my radio show? How about you don't Michael Mera? How about we pass on there you fucking kidding me? It's a my kid the cutest. No, he's just an idiot And of course they're producer for the Bumble Opie Micomarra project, Rob Schpiewett. Rob Schpiewett. I'll stay long. I'll stay long.
Starting point is 00:55:13 Oh my god. All right, this is Opie. Why do I want that to happen so badly, Carl? Bubba the WubbSpun is talking about, because Bubba has a relationship with Howard Stern. As you know, we're not a good one. You know, some people put their phone on silence when they're on my show. Not me, buddy. Not me, pal. I got this fucking video doorbell thing. And I try to like turn it off, but like every time someone comes to my door for some reason It does it even if my volume is off
Starting point is 00:55:46 And I'm trying to figure out the opposite way. So thanks for calling me out on it Is that your wife's boyfriend who's just showing up over there? Yeah, Jamal. Yeah, okay You're telling me that it's gonna be over an hour, right? Yeah With this show we probably another two hours We do because we even get into shame as McKillian yet. Or the cringe of the week. Lots of fun things to talk about today. Okay, so where are we? Bubba is asking OP if he would go on Howard Stern's show
Starting point is 00:56:12 because he thinks that Howard is in full on makeup mode with all of his past feuds. And Bubba speculates that Howard would have OP on as a guest. I think Howard would have you in. I honestly think that he's in a different place now. And I think that I think that I really think that he would talk to you. I think you'd have you on the show.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Yeah. I want to explain why this is wrong. All right, because Bubba said it. Well, that's one of the reasons. So Howard Stern's show is we have already talked about is not great anymore. However, the one thing that he does is only has on a list celebrities. If he can't get an a list of Ron, he doesn't have anyone on at all. He'll talk to Hype Cherrick about. He'll just yeah, he'll talk to Hype Cherrick or he'll have, um, Hype
Starting point is 00:56:58 Register Sean on to talk about dog people. Roddy brings it as toys to talk about. Yeah, they'll deal to O'Roddy in the studio. They don't have people like OP on the show. OP can't even get on Joe Rogan. He's not going to get Howard Stern. But again, less people are hosting to our instead of the Joe Rogan. True, but I just love the fact that Bubba's like, you know what, I bet Howard would have you on.
Starting point is 00:57:19 I have no fucking way in hell. Here's an alphabet. I'll bet serious. Won't let him in the building. Yeah, that's a good point, too. Oh, the guy who was filming someone shitting in the bathroom here No, he can't get them up here. Of course not. I mean god. He's the So funny I love that Bubba exclaims that they are both done in radio I don't know I just the industry is like when we're out, when we're done and we're
Starting point is 00:57:45 practically done in regular radio. Oh my god. We're practically done. Oh my god. Who the who the fuck is after us? So Baba is not in a good place right now. I mean at least he still has a radio gig and he's like we're done. We're done in radio. I was like well Opie actually is done in radio. Like for real. Yeah. It's not up for debate. I don't think he's done. It's not theoretical. I think he could go work in a mid market city and they'd have them in the evening. Opie, yeah. You think that he would take a $70,000
Starting point is 00:58:12 in your salary, don't worry. I didn't say that he would. To come watching him. I didn't say that he would. I said that he would. Of course. That's all I've said is he could. But he's done.
Starting point is 00:58:21 He's been too high to do that. They would be the saddest thing ever So then Satter than the podcast so then they bring up Joe Rogan. Wow, that's a good point. Yeah, I know That's a good point. Maybe you shouldn't do that. At least he won't lose money right doing that He could be the midday guy at 95 what a Rochester I'm not just there. That'd be amazing. Oh my God, I would call him all day. We all day.
Starting point is 00:58:45 Let's take a call. It's snowy. Snowy for Rochester. All right. This is, I'm talking about Joe Rogan. You'll love this as a radio guy. So, you know, me and Rogan were friends. I mean, I'm sure we are still friends if I saw him, whatever, but I haven't talked to
Starting point is 00:59:04 him in a bit. I'm a little mad at him that he hasn't had me on a show lately, but whatever. I love that Opie's mad at Joe Rogan. Opie, you can't be mad at Joe Rogan. That's not the way this works. You have to kiss his ass. If you want to get out Joe Rogan show, meanwhile, he just played Joe Rogan show on his podcast. He put it out as his podcast, a 12-minute clip of Joe Rogan show. Meanwhile, he just played Joe Rogan show on his podcast. He put it out as his podcast, a 12 minute clip of Joe Rogan talking about Opie and Anthony.
Starting point is 00:59:30 He's mad at Joe Rogan. Oh, swear the day. Oh, dude. Obviously, he pines for the days that he was on Opie and Anthony. He was a big deal. He talks about how 10 years ago, I would have been getting stocked for autographs, walking on such a park. No one's recognized me for the last hour.
Starting point is 00:59:45 He talks about this on his podcast. No, this is a question. I was thinking about this the other day, and I'm glad that I'm here with you to ask this. Okay. Let's say the Anthony Tweet thing never happened. Yeah. How do you think that ends with them?
Starting point is 00:59:55 He thinks they'd still be going? Or you think they would have killed each other by now? I think something would have happened because OP was done with Anthony. Yeah. Yeah, he was already ready to move on and do something different. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:06 But if the tweet thing hadn't happened, I gotta think that Anthony would have taken over the morning show because look who did. Jim and Sam Roberts. Correct. So you gotta think that Anthony would have gotten that gig over OP. He probably would have moved to afternoon
Starting point is 01:00:20 and Anthony would have stayed mornings, but I who knows? Anthony was very combustible on that show. He was losing his mind. I'd buy the end of that. It was getting a little ranty. You know, by the fucking 15th day in a row that he's talking about,
Starting point is 01:00:34 statistics with black people and gun violence. You're like, okay, Anthony, what else is going on in the news? What was your train ride like? What the hell? I can only imagine. Jesus Christ, buddy, holy cow. So, did you put in your Zoom?
Starting point is 01:00:46 So, OP is talking about the fact that he used to be recognized and being famous was so great and he loved it. But then he goes on Bubba Show and says this. There's no reason you shouldn't be in a better spot than you are. Me too. Let me ask you something though. I am so happy just living my life right now.
Starting point is 01:01:03 And I do this podcast and a lot of times I just wander around with a zoom recorder. I don't really have a studio these days um and I'm having more fun now doing radio than uh at the the height of the ONA years. Bullshit! I don't believe that for a second. Why would that even possibly be possible? Because he has less things to do. Everything has fallen apart and you're having more fun. because he has less things to do. Everything has fallen apart. And you're having more fun? Do you think, let me ask you this.
Starting point is 01:01:28 Do you think the guys from Motley Crew are having more fun in 2019 than they were in 1983 or less fun? Less? Yes! Okay, so what are your famous, and there's hot chicks coming out your show and celebrities. They're putting wiffle ball bats inside of themselves.
Starting point is 01:01:45 Yes, you're showing me a wiffle ball baton. When was the last time somebody put a wiffle ball bat inside themselves for Opie? It's been a while. I bet he was having more fun than. I bet you. I bet you're my guys. I bet you're stern.
Starting point is 01:01:56 What have them on? And they'll bring in Ronnie. They'll do the new wiffle ball baton challenge. I think you just came with a guy, and you should reach out to Gary Delbate with that idea. I'd rather die. I'd rather be dead. I'd rather be dead. I'd rather be dead.
Starting point is 01:02:07 I want to point this out, West Clip that I have from the OP and Bubba conversation. OP talked about, and I played this on the episode we did with my brother, my brother and me, and we did an OP segment. He was talking about how he didn't understand the Kardashians. He didn't understand why they would be famous, and he says that.
Starting point is 01:02:25 Big ass. The answer is big ass, that's correct. But this is OPX, when he doesn't understand why they show his popular. Got it. Kardashians drive me insane. I don't even, they don't bother me as much as I do. It drives me insane and I'll tell you,
Starting point is 01:02:39 because they sit around on this incredibly popular TV show and they just hang out on their phones. I'm like, what are they? He's pissed because they just hang out on their phones. So listen to what he tells Baba. He was doing on the opian app that he's showing. I started playing Candy Crush because you know, the first hour of the show every day was him talking about guns and black people and then racist stuff and I'm just like, I...
Starting point is 01:03:03 So the Kardashians drive you crazy open you drove me crazy Because I would hear candy crush playing while Jim and Anthony are trying to be funny on your radio show you idiot Hold on a second. Come here. Let me tell you something real quick. I'm gonna well hold on Let me get these gum drops. I want to tell you something the Kardashians. I don't get it and that sign felt he sucks I don't play candy crush in a radio show or peppermint Fucking idiot I'm amazed you really are the devil to this man. You really are out after his fucking soul Vinnie these chocolates just keep multiplying
Starting point is 01:03:37 I don't know how to get these chocolates off of the board Maybe at the commercial breaking come over here and give me a hand with us. And you know, if Seinfeld wasn't such a no talent, what a crazy narcissist this guy is. He thinks of him playing a video game on a radio show. But Anthony's talking about real problems. Oh, just kidding. I just kidding. I don't like how safe you're being right now.
Starting point is 01:04:04 What is that? I do want to point out, I just kidding I just kidding I don't like how safe you're being right now. What about? I do want to point out Opie said something that I totally agree with. And Carl knows his shit. Yes I do. Very good point. I don't know. I'm fucking boogie bad. Let's do a quick cringe of the week and then we'll get into shamus and I'll see if
Starting point is 01:04:21 Jodie B from the Pope Boys is in the discord. So before we do that, cringe of the week, cringe, cringe of the week, cringe of the week. Sweet. This week's cringe of the week comes from at Benson versus Hedges on Twitter and he sent us a note saying, you have to listen to the Stuttering John podcast. Oh! Why the hour and one minute into this episode
Starting point is 01:04:51 from September 16th, Stuttering John gets this hot chick to go to Jay Leno's garage. And you know, Jay Leno has this amazing car collection and everybody wants to go hang out with Jay Leno and his car is the coolest thing. I can imagine hot chicks probably don't that much. Well, this chick did. She's probably a starfucker as most of them out in L.A.R.
Starting point is 01:05:11 Uh-huh, uh-huh. I just made a blanket in statement and you agreed with it. You really did. I just wanted to point it out that you agreed with it. I'm the asshole. So I'm okay with that. I didn't know such a thing. You shook your head, yeah, right?
Starting point is 01:05:22 There's no video proof of that. There's a good point. There is a... I was just listening to you talk. Plus I'm lying. So this is John talking about this and it's so pathetic. I love that he says these things on his own show. So as you recall, I went to Jay's garage. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:05:37 And I took this beautiful girl, who I like, whose dad had just passed away. I want to do something nice that I took right Alex Michaelson and they both had a great time and the girl posted pictures of Harwood J and she posted pictures with her at James Corin at his desk because I got I hooked her up with the whole tour through my friend and Mike who I'm indebted to and you know she got to see everything all the backstage. I mean you know she took pictures everywhere and just say you know but never ever mentioned
Starting point is 01:06:16 me ever and he had the post. Now I don't personally give a shit. He doesn't personally so many this thing that he just set up for the last minute and a half and had to bring out by the show, he doesn't give a shit. He does two seconds from screaming, this will not stay! Yeah, he goes, I personally don't care. I was just told I had to bring this hobby for me. It's not a big deal. How funny is that?
Starting point is 01:06:40 Cringe of the week, where are they? Cringe of the week, where are they? Where are they? But it gets better because our buddy Roy's over there. And Roy's, if you're listening, we love you buddy. We, I don't know your Roy's. I have no feelings about it. We think you're the best.
Starting point is 01:06:52 Roy's call him out. I like that you're following her on her page waiting for this thank you still. Ah, no, no, no. I'm not on a page because she's hot. I like the little bit of pressure. No, I know, but I mean, you don't think that you're at some point waiting for this thank you to pop up.
Starting point is 01:07:04 No, you don't think casually though, like somewhere in this mix, you have a nice weekend in California that she should just big by the way. Here's this picture of me and John and Jay, or like somewhere you would just... Well, that was one thing that was weird about that is that we did take a picture together. And she never asked me for it. But wouldn't you be expecting that person? And she never posted, like she had no interest to posting one with me and her He's still going through these issues at 50
Starting point is 01:07:38 They're favorite she could have posted I took a picture with us. We did a selfie. She didn't ask for it Well She could have posted I took a picture with us. We did a selfie. She didn't ask for it Well Listen attractive woman on Instagram expect to hear from his attorneys. Yeah Will be a touch so I just listened to this random part of the podcast because I was turned on to it for our cringe of the week and as I'm listening I couldn't help but here John once again Talk about trolls and how he deals with it. And then she texted me and was like, who are these people? And I'm like, look, I have no idea.
Starting point is 01:08:12 I don't expect to thank you. I go, I get trolls all the time, just ignore them. I go, she goes, yeah, but I'm very sensitive. I go, I am too, but somehow along the way, I'm immune to it now. Now I enjoy it. And I really do. Like all these idiots on Twitter, and we have quiet, we have like 15 minutes left.
Starting point is 01:08:32 All these idiots on Twitter, they think they're getting to me by calling me a loser. No, don't they realize that like I enjoy it? I mean, like this is the asshole who's threatening to break my legs and sue me, is saying that he enjoys when people call him a loser. Not if they do a good job at it though. Apparently.
Starting point is 01:08:53 Yeah, right. I mean, if they're a little too accurate, I get a little pissed, but if they're very good, he's playing why I'm terrible at everything. If they back it up with evidence It's irrefutable that that it's a real use my own property against me How funny is that He says he contradicts himself all over the place. I don't care. I don't care that she did that I mean she could have I mean I I look it wasn't there. I don't care. It doesn't bother me I don't you know I'm personally I don't give a shit and then she's upset because people are trolling and I don't care about trolls I like trolls me. I don't, you know, I'm personally, I don't give a shit. And then she's upset because people are trolling
Starting point is 01:09:25 and I don't care about trolls, I like trolls, trolls are the best, I hang out with trolls. I got some advice for Royce. Yeah, obviously the best thing you should do right now is call Bubba the Love Spongies looking. Yes, yes, no. Royce, go to Florida. Get out of there, pal, run.
Starting point is 01:09:40 I don't know who's in worse shape right now, Bubba or John, it's a toss up. It's not going well over there. Yeah. No state taxes and Florida rice. All right, real quick. Let's let me just play this thing and then we'll move on. O'Grondon reached out to a Stereos coconut. Do you know who that is? No. So asterios. No, no, no, no, no. Stop us. Asterios is a character from the Dix show before that the biggest problem in the universe He's friends with dick master sin and Maddox and he was part of the big lawsuit and he lost his job over it when Maddox sued everybody
Starting point is 01:10:18 Oh, that's a dude. He got fine. Okay. Yes. He got far from the paper firm and Since then he stopped going on Dix show and he's gotten sober and he does the show called the loudest podcast with his co-host Saracha And what they do I don't know what their show was I Have it so far away from the mic. I do I do appreciate that you cringes so hard Oh, man. I shouldn't have told you what today was. Yeah, I'm at worst.
Starting point is 01:10:47 But what they do is, don't put out a five minute podcast answering a specific question that comes in. I'm sure you have to pay them for it. But they put out a podcast. So our buddy, O'Grandon, sent in a question about, would you ever go on who are these podcasts or would you review who are these podcasts or would you review who are these podcasts and Assyria says this?
Starting point is 01:11:10 A great new right, review who are these podcasts, whether you've listened to it before or not. So many people tell me to go on who are these podcasts and to listen who are these podcasts and they do with such fervency and frequency that I assume it's some weird bullshit I should stay super far away from. I just assume that.
Starting point is 01:11:35 So I'm not buying this and he's getting it so often that people are just throwing in massive. I mean, people reach out to me saying we should have a stereo sign. I'm sure people have reached out to him. I like a stereo, I don't like sober a stereo as probably as much, but I'm sure he's still a great guy. So I thought it was interesting that he says,
Starting point is 01:11:54 I've never listened to the show. I don't know what it is, but his co-host, Saracha, most certainly has. I have listened to a couple episodes of who are these podcasts. Okay, is it normal? It's a show about, it's mildly entertaining. It's a show about a couple of guys
Starting point is 01:12:11 that listen to like random podcasts, mostly to shit on them. Right. And it has given me a weird frame of reference to listen to any other podcast because like I'll be listening to our podcast and we'll immediately start talking about something like some stupid lore that we have, like Nathan Masry, and I'll be harkening back to things that I've listened to on who are
Starting point is 01:12:40 these podcasts. Like, nobody who's just tuned in has any idea who the fuck We're talking about somethings way off topic. No one else that we're talking about. We're fixing podcasting, one podcast or at a time. We are the podcast, listen to my podcasters, and here is proof that we've infected Sriracha's brain. And who are these podcasts that's kind of like infected my brain? Because now I think about other podcasts that I listen to, like I listen to an assload of Digi Bros
Starting point is 01:13:25 podcasts. You do. Digi Bros. Who has been on WADP, also a fan of the show. And I like the people, I actually do hear this a lot, I don't have sound like OP now. But I do hear people say, listen to your show, and now I can't listen to other people's shows without picking up on the things that you would be pissed off about. I kind of, I help podcasted with it, but then I also ruin podcasts for podcasts listeners at the same time.
Starting point is 01:13:50 It's a little bit of a double-edged sword there. You are, uh, you have your finger on the zeitgeist, my friend. Can you have a finger on a zeitgeist? I don't fucking know. I don't care anymore. I think Vinnie's like, and play the Crench of the Week again. You're faking out. I'm fine. I'm Vinnie's like, play the Friends of the Week again. Yeah, you're faking out. You're faking out. I'm fine, I'm faking out.
Starting point is 01:14:05 This is the last clip that I want to play. Just to reinforce the fact that we are doing a service for podcasters everywhere. I think they're doing a service. They're doing a public service for people that actually want to turn their podcast into a business. Because you need to make, I feel like the best podcasters are the ones that are most palatable. It's like a reality television show where you could just tune in to any episode And you don't need to go to like 12 acres of lore to get what the hosts are fucking talking about
Starting point is 01:14:35 Siracha if you want to come out of co-host sometime this woman gets it. I'll get your tour of Jaylotto's garage You better post it on Instagram. You bitch. If you want to come on and reach out sometime, it seems like you know what you are talking about. All right, let's see if we got Jody B here and we can get him on the show. Jody, you on, buddy?
Starting point is 01:15:00 What's up, you two-chink fag tarns? All right. Vinny just left. He's running for the hell. No, I'm just over here tarting it up. What's up you ju-chink fag tarts? All right Vinnie just left he's running for the hell of that. I'm just over here tarting it up There's no plans for SNL fellows because this is not gonna go well I'm pretty sure SNL has no plans for any of us so we're good So jody, thanks for joining us You are from the Pope boys podcast and I was mentioning earlier
Starting point is 01:15:27 from the PoBois podcast and I was mentioning earlier that you have given me a ton of insight and recommendations and information that I've used on the show. So I want to thank you for that. No, thank you for having me. You Boomer Fuck. I believe that's what I'm supposed to refer to you as, right? This is true. I'm a fan of the show. Long time first time.
Starting point is 01:15:42 Thanks for having me, Carl. I really appreciate it. You have to call me a Boomer Fuck and then tell me to call you back. Yes. Call me back. And the other guy, I don't, who's the other guy? It's not Doug, right? Vinny Palmino is joining us today. Vinny, hello, sir. How are you? Hello, Jody. How are you today? Impeaching. I had chick-fil-afe breakfast. I'm feeling extra racist and homophobic. And, you know, I'm wired.
Starting point is 01:16:07 I'm wired. This was a mistake. Wasn't it a mistake? No, we're all good. This was a mistake. Oh, boy. Okay. So, what happened here and anybody who's in the subreddit or follows Twitter probably has
Starting point is 01:16:21 seen this, but Shamest McKillian, who is the host of the ChuteGum podcast and 20 other podcast, finally had a little bit of a meltdown. And it was just as I predicted, I, Kroge was very upset with me when I told everyone to give him five stars for ChuteGum and then shit all over him in the comments section. I didn't think he'd be able to handle it well because he gets so uptight about reviews. I thought it would confuse the fuck out of him and it did. Yeah, I think it was brilliant. He does a psychological warfare.
Starting point is 01:16:53 Oh, it's amazing. He doesn't know how to handle this. And it's turned into, I think I have about 80 clips of this guy talking about the text in me. Yeah. Wednesday when it came out, you're like, I need you to listen to this. I would like to do this. Yes. Man, you may it when he came out? You're like, I need you to listen to this
Starting point is 01:17:07 Yes, man. You may have a real problem here fella So I've sent Carla message multiple times at this point that says hey man, you know Do what you want to do, but just understand every time you say his name now It's just one more page in the manifesto that's gonna have Carl Yeah, scratch to crop top of the fucking page So let's talk about, I would read it and I would giggle. So let's get into that real quick. I didn't even know an order to play these in.
Starting point is 01:17:31 I'm gonna just go through the regular order or why don't we start off with this. This is why we have Jody on the show. I believe you are in Arkansas, is that correct Jody? That yes correct. Okay. That explains the Chick-Flyin racism. Yes, it does.
Starting point is 01:17:48 So this is Shamus or Patrick Michael or Todd or whatever he's calling himself on this show, talking about- Like he uses different names? Yes. Does he really? Yes, he's a, it's impossible to find his podcast or his company.
Starting point is 01:18:01 Everything's under a different name. It's, it's crazy. Oh my goodness I was playing part of the show for my wife this morning. We were in the car going out to eat your four-wheel and she was going Like he was talking about how he's going straight to the top and how everybody else to just go along for the ride And you should have seen the Blake stare in her eyes. Like is this a real person? Is this a joke? I don't know if it's a real person or not. It doesn't seem like it Is this a real person? Is this a joke? I don't know if it's a real person or not.
Starting point is 01:18:23 It doesn't seem like it. Alright, it feels like it's a big joke on all of us. He's upset about these reviews people are leaving because these people don't even know him as a person. Why can't I mention the fact that I got 30 new reviews on another podcast that are all wrong? Because check this out, none of them know me. Not one of these fucking people know me. I've never been to Arkansas. I've never been close to Arkansas. I don't know why he brings up Arkansas. I don't know if we think that we're in Arkansas. Let me back up real quick. Let me back up. So Jody, I think, has been a part of the antagonizing of this poor guy. The only thing I've done is call him Todd three times.
Starting point is 01:19:05 Okay, that's it. That's the extent of it for you. Yeah, I remember. So when all there was a back and forth drum, he got kicked out of a network that I'm from with. Dude, that I asked. Thank you for coming from a baseball game. Yeah, dude, you're a fucking Chrissy mayor
Starting point is 01:19:22 in your show right now. Let's go. You got fucking dial up over there. You out of AOL hours Arkansas Internet buddy. I'm gonna give me one minute. Let me switch to my phone I'm just gonna raise her back calls back. Oh, no, he's switching to his phone. I can't be good Boy, all right, let me let me play some Like I didn't understand that he called him Todd. He said he called him Todd three times.
Starting point is 01:19:48 Okay, that's all he did. Like, me and juice. Yeah, I don't think this guy looks being called Todd. I don't know why. He has a real problem with it. So that's how we got a review all of the shows. We thought that Todd did a fantastic job on this episode. Yes.
Starting point is 01:20:01 All right. I'm doing a terrible job of getting into the segment because there's so much to talk about and I don't know if people don't have the context of it. I'm like, how do I introduce this? Not too much lore, please. Yeah. It's too much lore. You're right. Let's get into it. Let's go back for a second with Seamus. Maybe we could reset this and save it. Yeah. He has a show called Chewd gum. Right. But he didn't respond. You're telling me he didn't respond to the Chewd gum. So because he has so show called Shoot Gum, but he didn't respond. You're telling me he didn't respond to the chewed gum So because he has so many silence. I told everyone to review the chewed gum show
Starting point is 01:20:31 Right So then he goes on the ginger snap podcast and talks about the reviews he got on chewed gum Right, which makes all the sense in the world nothing. He does make sense So here's a clip that I think will get us into this talking about me specifically I don't know anything about you I have no clue who these people are none whatsoever and I wish I was just saying that but I'm not bullshitting what do I got what do I have to lose what am I what do I have to lie about right here right now 100% I don't know who the fuck you are I have only
Starting point is 01:21:04 found out about these people because somebody keeps mentioning mentioning the name Carl All right, so he has no idea who we are He's no just a specter. He doesn't know anything that's going on He's so confused by the way. He's gonna contradict himself about 80 times. That's just the beginning of this I don't know what's going on, but somebody said the name Carl and I guess I'm angry. I don't know Jody you back buddy Yeah, can you hear me? I can Okay, I'm sorry about that guys. It's my internet shot. He had to so I warned you before I am yeah
Starting point is 01:21:36 all right, so He goes on to talk about the fact that there's two podcasts out there that are throwing him and I I believe what he's talking about is the Who's Right Podcast with our buddy Doug. Dougie! And who are these podcasts? And Doug has reached out to him and asked him to be on his show. And I don't think this is such a dick. I don't think the dog's been malicious to him except for what we've talked about on this show. So there is some confusion about who's doing what and where they are, but Shamus makes this claim. But basically what has happened is over the time of me deciding that I wanna do stand-up comedy
Starting point is 01:22:14 after doing all this podcasting and whatnot, I get trolled by this one specific group of like two podcasts. It's the same hosts for both podcasts and they have somehow, you know, found 30 of their closest friends, you know, their other, you know, the other people that they've been friends with since seventh grade to go and troll me and basically give me a bunch of five stars and just talk shit in the actual review. That my favorite part of this,
Starting point is 01:22:48 that it was explaining that to my wife. Yes. It was explaining the five stars and just shitting out people. Oh, it's the most brilliant thing to show as responsible for. Joe, I don't know if I'm gonna hang with you, man. You're making a lot of noise on your end.
Starting point is 01:23:01 Okay, hang on one second, man. I'm sorry. Yeah, sounds like you're in a wind tunnel. I'm in your mom's house, hold on. end. Okay hang on one second man I'm sorry. Yeah sounds like you're in a wind tunnel. I'm in your mom's house hold on. Okay there'll be way more winking. Wow wow you made a joke about my wife's boyfriend coming over. Yeah I didn't think I was joking. Okay. How's that guys? I'm in a more wind tunnel. I don't know. I don't know. My currency mayor impression, buddy. I'm so you really. I feel like you're what what ending is it in at the little league game? That's your hat. What that what numbers kid's adding. Hey, Jody, explain to me why it would
Starting point is 01:23:39 upset him to be called Todd. Yeah, let's talk about that. So here's the deal, guys. I've literally only said the name Todd to him three times. It's immediately along with everybody else. So I lived truly. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by. Alright, I think you said something about you called him Todd because he's a white boy and that's a white boy name. I'm not sure. Unfortunately, buddy, your connection is atrocious.
Starting point is 01:24:22 I'm gonna have to bail on this. I am so sorry. I was hoping to to bail on this. I am so sorry. I was hoping to get you on to talk about Shameless. I think you have a good inside knowledge on it, but it's just not working out. Hey, maybe next time, let's try Skype. Sorry, guys. Okay, yeah, we could try Skype next time.
Starting point is 01:24:41 From my experience, internet connection over Skype is just as bad as the internet connection over Discord, but we could definitely give it a go. My computer's just all buddy. I'm sorry. That's it's been a pleasure getting to speak with you for three sentences. Well, you're welcome. Thank you for having me. I hope you enjoyed talking to me. Thanks for coming on and Kaya Orson just said, uh, curl such a cock letting himself get Chrissy to get. Oh, I'm bound out. Fuck you guys.
Starting point is 01:25:07 Fuck you guys. I have a good rest of the show. Alright, see ya. I love Kai so much. Oh, he's the best. Alright. So, what the fuck are we playing for? I think you should have a Kai WattPT shirt.
Starting point is 01:25:18 I might buy that one. You're right. I should have a WattPT shirt that just talks about the official podcast. Yeah. Yeah, it's good point. I'd probably sell more merchandise that way. Yeah. Well, I don't know if it would just have a picture of a garbage can on it. But the fuck.
Starting point is 01:25:29 Yeah. He's gonna fight me. All right. Okay. So, Shemus is obviously upset at you. Yes. But he thinks he's upset at Doug. Well, he's upset at both of us for sure.
Starting point is 01:25:40 Right. But he thinks we're the same people. He thinks that Doug's the co-host. He thinks that Doug's the co-host. He thinks the same folks show's right. Right. Yeah. He thinks the dogs a lot to be here more than once. Well, he hates Carl because he keeps hearing this name Carl. Yeah. But he thinks that I'm on who's right, which is crazy town. I would never be on that. Yeah. Anyway, boy, shame is you fuck everything out. So, Shamist's show, Chewd gum, is a movie review podcast. We've documented this in the past and
Starting point is 01:26:11 Somebody who was mother fucking amount as review talked about the fact that all he does is read from IMDB And this is shameless response to that and it's a podcast where I talk about movies and People have left reviews in the cut in the reviews talking about how I read from IMDB And it's like where else do you get your fucking facts? For movies besides a place called internet movie database. Like what are you five years old? Are you not understanding how this works? I love how confident he is that he should be reading off an IMDB page. So that's what my podcast is. I talk about movies. Of course I would read word for word in IMDB page you you idiot. Dude, it's Shamus's world, we just live in it. It's amazing to be that he wouldn't think that maybe I should watch the movie formulate my own opinions and then tell you what those things are since it's my show about this
Starting point is 01:26:55 movie. Anyone could read the IMDb page, Shamus. You're not adding anything, you're not adding content to the world with that. That's the thing, people, like he calls himself a content creator. Yes. And if you're just reading shit, you've created no content. I love that. I knew this would happen, too.
Starting point is 01:27:13 The cognitive dissonance that's happening within his own brain, he can't figure out what these people's motive is. That they're giving him five stars, and then shitting on him, and it's fucking with him so much. He's arguing a specific comments people are making such as this but like I said I don't I don't feel like most of these guys or Ladies whoever leaving these reviews. I don't think they have a very high intelligence at all I don't think that they even understand what podcasting is because number one if you knew what podcasting was
Starting point is 01:27:41 You couldn't critique me on what I talked about Like people were saying that I they didn't think I've ever been through Gary Indiana That one of the episodes I have a picture on Instagram if you want to go fucking check out The guy you says The guy says I don't think they've understand how podcasting works. Doesn't understand how trolling works at all. I have too much to carry. This is what I said.
Starting point is 01:28:12 I don't even have been to carry. Go to my Instagram page. Hey, I didn't steal those pictures. That's pro, but we all know you've been to Gary. So what? Gary's. You fucking idiot. Oh, but he's right about a snai smart. He does know how to insult us
Starting point is 01:28:26 Which I really appreciate this because I think that this is a shot directly. Oh god. I'm hurting right now But basically what has happened over the last probably month or so because they even emailed me I won't say what these podcasts are But it's it's the same people for both shows. They think they're musicians and shit They probably smell of hot garbage In person and that's why they podcast only and their music will never ever go anywhere because You have fascinated man. You're not putting in the time necessary to become a popular musician So I want to make a couple right again
Starting point is 01:29:03 I want to make a couple points.. He's right again. You want to make a couple of points. I want to make a couple of points. He just contradicts himself all over the place. He doesn't know who the fuck we are, but we're musicians, and we're not very good because we're not putting enough time to be good, which seems like something that he would know pretty intimately about somebody. But you don't know him. But I don't know him. I don't know him.
Starting point is 01:29:21 I don't know him. I don't know him. I don't know him. I don't know him. But he can tell me that I don't put enough time into being a popular musician. And he says they're musicians, but they smell bad. So that's why they podcast. Well, if I'm a musician, I might also perform live in venues. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:29:34 It's possible. If all podcasts were just done by the smelly kids in class, they would never have gotten so popular. A lot of them are, for sure. I just love his logic there. He goes goes these guys are musicians and they smell bad. That's where they podcast. They're not good musicians because we're not Practicing enough. I what do you my mom? Did you put in a half an hour today? No, I'll go back up You're talking about you're trying go Carl. Shabas would not even get the triangle Oh, he's just, he's priceless.
Starting point is 01:30:05 But I want to point out that he thinks so highly of himself. And this is the part of Shavis that makes him unique and makes me love everything that he says. Because if he was a sad sack, if he was just a woe with me, these people are picking on me, it wouldn't be fun and we would have moved on. But he says shit like this and it makes it all worthwhile. I have become a segment of some sort within their show and guess what?
Starting point is 01:30:34 That just kind of tells you how great I am. You know, easily. If I am a part of your art, then I am an amazing artist. Checked out, he's a deserter. He's a amazing artist. What's he talking about? He goes, listen, I'm a whole segment on their show now, which means I must be amazing.
Starting point is 01:30:58 Dummy, open the segment on our show, celebrate John's segment on our show. It's not a badge of honor to be a segment of our show. Nobody's hoping for that. Correct. Nobody wants to be a reoccurring bit on who are these podcasts. They hope their podcast is talked about once and that people just move on.
Starting point is 01:31:14 Or better yet, it's never mentioned. Yes. I won't bet. He goes, we must be doing something good, because these guys who rip on everyone talk about us all the time. These guys who literally take the time to pick every thing apart about every show that they listen to a review So make me a weekly segment. So let's dig in this. I'm so good. Let's dig into this. He talks about
Starting point is 01:31:37 the fact that He's a full-time dad Because his wife works so he gets to stay at home But he's more than just that Vinnie. As you guys can tell, at the beginning of every one of these episodes, there's an ad. Because guess what? That's me getting paid. And it's so ridiculous because this one guy tried to say something like, oh, he's got $9 a month and Medicaid.
Starting point is 01:32:01 Why doesn't he get a real job to take care of his infant son? Like, listen here, deal weed. Why don't you get with a good woman who can actually get a good job instead of that fucking, you know, Dora with, you know, five teeth in her mouth and never wears a bra, and then maybe you could be a full-time dad as well as a podcaster, content creator, comedian, like myself. I actually just consider myself an artist, but if we're going to break it down to specifics, there you go.
Starting point is 01:32:33 And I bet your chick sings jingles shitty. Oh, that's fired! Like, wow! What a piece. Okay, I'm going to go ahead and say this because I've been trying to be nice, but just let's see that sentence. You're a piece of okay, I'm gonna go ahead and say this because like I've been trying to be nice. But just let's say that sentence. Yeah. You're a piece of shit.
Starting point is 01:32:47 Shake the head. Like you're not a good dude. Shame is that's a really weird thing to say. A, that you want to find a girl who will work so that you can say home. It's not admirable. It's not admirable. No, thank you, it's not admirable at all.
Starting point is 01:33:00 And it just sound like it's fucking piece of shit. And then it goes on to say, and it allows me to do what I do, which is podcasts or content creator, comedian. I'm sorry, let me just sum all that up. I'm an artist. Who the fuck calls himself an artist? Prince.
Starting point is 01:33:16 Prince Picasso. People who are really talented at what they do, we all know their name. Shabish, you are not an artist. The only people who know about you are fans of who are these podcasts? I am very Very disturbed. I love that clip the boss because it's so fucking telly so pretentious Can you imagine like how much that kid is gonna hate him?
Starting point is 01:33:41 Well, I don't really want to go to that extent right now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm worried about the near term with this guy. Oh, what she hears it and leaves him. I am so concerned. He talks about the fact that he's making money off of his podcast by reading ads. Let me play you the ad he reads at the very beginning.
Starting point is 01:33:59 Deep discount, DVD. Ah, fucker. You motherfucker. You motherfucker. You're going to become a fan favorite with shit like that. He talks about anchor.fm and explains that with this partner, you can do this. You can easily make money from your podcast with no minimum listenership. You can make money with no minimum listenership.
Starting point is 01:34:25 You're gonna explain to me how this works. So nobody lists this to your show. You put one on the internet. The nobody hears and you make money from it? Why? Is this a pyramid scheme? What is this? All you have to do is pay $30 a week and eventually if you can get other people
Starting point is 01:34:42 to also pay $30 a week, you'll start making six of that This is my getting sense right anchor FM sends your podcast straight to the bottom like what are you talking about He's so proud of himself for having all these podcasts And he only sponsor you have is for podcasts that have no listeners Literally, it's for people who need something because they have no listeners. Right. Don't sit there and advertise it and brag about the money you're making. It sounds disingenuous.
Starting point is 01:35:13 It's not impressive to say. I have a sponsor. The sponsor by Anchor FM, a sponsor that will take on anyone regardless of how many listeners they have. That sounds pretty pathetic. You think they'll take our care bear show? Yeah. I think our care bear show is gonna be
Starting point is 01:35:27 pretty fun. Care bears count down with Carl. Yeah. It writes itself this time. Hello, welcome to the episode of the Care Bears Countdown with Carl. I'm your host. I'm your grumpy bear, Fiddy Paulino.
Starting point is 01:35:40 And then I'm sunshine. And we'd like to talk about, oh that's good. We talk about the perfect world. Yeah, you can draw the up to this. You can draw the up to this. Mmm. Which one of us gets to be that drunk Irish bear? Which I don't know why I had to shamrock out.
Starting point is 01:35:53 Who's gonna make the album art for this podcast? That's what I want now. Please, someone. We gotta get that working right now. Gropi is sunshine at the morning. Videan carol care. The caracast. Yeah. That actually probably exists, right? I'm up against sunshine at the morning. Viddy and Carl Care. The Carecast. That actually probably exists, right?
Starting point is 01:36:08 There's gotta be a Carecast, Care Bear podcast. Who has time to Google and I doubt. All right, so the other thing that- But you have time to listen to Shabys for hours on that. Oh my God, I could listen to this on a loop, Viddy. I love this. I love this guy's show. I like what he's saying.
Starting point is 01:36:26 I like everything about him. He talks about he wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't successful. Obviously, he's got better things to do. All right, and if I wasn't having success doing podcasts, you guys, would you think that I would be willing to go live with this show, or willing to keep podcasting and making new shows?
Starting point is 01:36:43 Do you think I would be willing to do that if I wasn't doing well? That's airtight logic right there. This is coming from a guy who uploaded two videos of himself bombing it stand up and uploaded them to YouTube, remember what he's saying? And he says, do you really think I'd be doing this if it wasn't going well? Yes! I think you're a delusional idiot! Of course you're still doing it when it's not going well! You don't know the difference between doing well
Starting point is 01:37:06 and doing poorly. It's well documented. The fact that he does stand up, there's one thing that anybody who works in the stand up comedy industry knows, comedians and people who, like comedy, know this. Everyone who wants to be a comedian is damaged. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:21 You are all insane. And most of the people who do comedy, because there's very few that are successful at it. Most of the people who do it are complete lunatics like this kid. And I meet them all because I run shit. And like, he is a typical open micr enemy listening to that mentality.
Starting point is 01:37:40 That's the shit. It's not uncommon to hear this mentality, Carl. Right. It blows my mind. It blows my mind. How common it is. It blows my mind that you could be doing this poorly and think so highly of yourself. I'm sure that somewhere deep down, just like with open micers, there's a lot of insecurity and self-doubt.
Starting point is 01:37:57 But they mask it with this overconfidence that comes across as douchey. I feel like people... At best, people feel like the fake it to you and make it thing. Yeah, that would be important. Okay, but it's not. It's better, you know, you wanna make it somewhere in comedy? Here's my advice to you. Be a good hang.
Starting point is 01:38:14 Be somebody who's funny to be around. It just be funny. And when you get to the stage, take it seriously, be funny. Don't podcast 20 fucking shows because you think it's gonna make people build a fan base for you. You are doing everything wrong, Shamus. I just want to point out before we go any further, and I try not to look at the discord,
Starting point is 01:38:31 but look at what Doug from whose right posted it our discord. Proof that he's been the kid from Indiana! That is well done, Doug. It's just a Photoshoposhop of Shamus. In front of the postcard. The postcard is greetings from Gary Indiana. Photoshop didn't be hi-da, which is phenomenal. It's perfect sense to me.
Starting point is 01:38:52 I love it. Even though we all know he's lying about going to Gary. You know he didn't go, Carl. No, of course he didn't. Such a fucking liar. That Shamus and Achelia. He just never stepped foot and Gary Indiana. I just drove through Gary.
Starting point is 01:39:04 I'm out way to Chicago. I believe I'm To Gary. I believe you shamus, but kill you. You ain't never bad to Gary. He doesn't know where it is Please. All right. This is I thought it was Gary Illinois This is the shamus meltdown. This is the clip where maybe I should play the victory lap jiggle because This is where I had a lot of doubters about you know hey let's give them five stars but then let us know what you really think about it I knew this would happen how is that making any sense because when somebody goes to you know my chewed gum podcast page on Apple podcast guess what they're
Starting point is 01:39:38 gonna see they're gonna see these reviews that are five stars and they're gonna read them and be so confused because they're negative as shit, but also five stars like I get it They're trying to be cute. They're trying to be funny. It's like if you're gonna be a troll already Just stick a dick in your mouth Cannot compute cannot come much. I just fried his fucking brain. I need Kevin recadabra now So bad I need Kevin robot Kevin to come out here I love that he cannot make hydro tails of this. Guys, people are gonna go out my page,
Starting point is 01:40:08 they're gonna be confused. Why would you do this? You're fucking gonna all up. I appreciate the five stars, but then you said a negative thing, and it doesn't make sense. No, five stars is the good one. You people meant to give me ones.
Starting point is 01:40:20 Like, but the good news is, it doesn't matter. None of this matters. He doesn't care about badger. Yeah because somebody's paying all his bills. Yeah. I'm an animal and you think because you post in reviews on my shit that I'm supposed to care. Dude it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because if it mattered I would be I'd be on here talking about the nice reviews. The stuff where people did say some nice things. Instead I have to sit here and and the nice reviews. The stuff where people did say some nice things.
Starting point is 01:40:45 Instead I have to sit here and make mention of the fact that these people are typing ridiculous shit. And they're going out of their way. Like how much time in a day? Are you not getting laid? I love. See, like this review right here. Shamus is a dynamo.
Starting point is 01:41:00 Reviewed by Todd. Like, I'm just going for Patrick Michael. I can't get it over this job. Like, I miss one for Patrick Michael. I can't get it over this, y'all. Oh, jeez. I love that he says, what do you guys have no fucking lives? You're going on a reviewing podcast?
Starting point is 01:41:13 Sheamus, you host over 20 podcasts. You're calling people up for wasting their time? 20. I don't think you have a standing in this matter. All right, this is again him talking about how much he doesn't care about this. I have not left reviews on any of these fucking people's shit because guess what? I don't care. I don't care about you. He obviously does not care about us. He devoted an entire episode
Starting point is 01:41:37 of his show to us. He doesn't care. Vinny, obviously, it doesn't matter to him. It doesn't make a difference. Let me tell you something. Yeah. Jerry Seinfeld, hack. Just to forget that. I was actually thinking back to- I don't care at all. I was thinking back to Stuttering John with his,
Starting point is 01:41:53 I brought this chick to the J-Lite Oles and she didn't even post it. I don't care, I mean, person, I don't give a shit. But you know, she could have posted a picture on Instagram. See, here's the theme with you. Let me tell you what you are. What about you? You're an insecurity detector. I am. You you are. What about you are an insecurity detector
Starting point is 01:42:05 I am you really are the way that like some people can tell somebody's lying You can sense insecurity and you're immediate it's state is that to make people feel better It's not a make people feel better. Yeah, I think you've I think it nailed it and this is so what shame is Did with this episode is amazing He recorded it weeks ago and wasn't gonna release it. No. Yeah, no. Because he says this. I don't care about it anymore. Fuck them all. 100%. But it's so annoying because I thoroughly shouldn't even be talking about it. But at the same time, I can record this entire episode and never release it and still feel way better about it.
Starting point is 01:42:44 He doesn't care. it doesn't bother him. But I need to record this episode that I'm not even gonna release, but it'll make me feel better. None of this makes sense, it all contradicts itself. So then he does release it and guess what, Vitty, this is the fun sign to all of this. He has taken this episode off of the internet. I was looking for it.
Starting point is 01:43:01 He took it down. He took it down. So he put it up for a couple of days. He got picked up by our subreddit I picked up by a couple people and he immediately had second thoughts about how fuck I gotta take this shit off the internet But you had a hard copy correct actually. I got to get props to Fuck I can't think of his name right now, but somebody email. I think he's actually in the probably some or Jackie Marlow sent me another person the discord with a lady nameackey Marlow sent me the other person, the discord with the lady name. Jackie him or her sent me the MP3 of the podcast.
Starting point is 01:43:31 I was able to clip it this morning, which is amazing because yes, yeah, well done. MVP, because VP. So talk about insecurity. He goes, guys, I didn't even care about this. You'll leave me negative reviews. These people are talking about me. Doesn't make a difference. I just do my thing. I don't care. I don't even care about this. You'll leave me negative reviews. These people are talking about me. It doesn't make a difference. I just do my thing.
Starting point is 01:43:46 I don't care. I might not even put this out. I don't think I'm gonna even put this out. Okay, I'm gonna put it out. Oh shit, I shouldn't have. I'm gonna take it out. Talk about it, it's security. That's it's security, a fucking loop.
Starting point is 01:43:58 This is... His baby is more secure. Like, yes. This is more... His baby's looking at him going, just how to go dad. Yeah, it's how to be good. You know, I don't even know these people.
Starting point is 01:44:08 They don't even Arkansas. I don't give this shit. This is, he's mom coming home soon. So he got negative reviews on chewed gum. So how does he react to that? Check this out, this is what's so fun. I released three episodes of chewed gum today, and I did it on purpose I released all three of them on purpose specifically because every time somebody says that they don't like something I do
Starting point is 01:44:33 Well guess what here's a bunch more of it Here's like it be like me saying oh, I'm not a big fan of Saturday night life anymore You know, I don't like it anymore and then all the sudden It's on every TV channel in my house. I cannot get away from it. Yeah? That is what I do here. That is what I do with my podcasting and my content.
Starting point is 01:44:55 Overall. So this is the shameless McIllian fallacy. He thinks that by putting out multiple episodes, we won't be able to help, but hear him podcasting. And that couldn't be less accurate. Nobody knows where your show is. No one's ever heard of it. You can put out a million episodes.
Starting point is 01:45:14 It wouldn't matter. No one would ever hear it. You think that I put out three episodes in one day or being bombarded by Chewd gum? THE EYES! Oh my god, it's everywhere! I can't turn a corner without running into chewed gum. Like the Ramones are playing and it's said,
Starting point is 01:45:29 we want the EY way. He's like, yeah, 30 episodes today. What does he think it's going on? Yeah, I will take this. I'll take this. I'll take that. Oh. Ha.
Starting point is 01:45:40 Holy shit. It's like Baghdad, motherfucker. He doesn't care. What, Alunus, and my favorite part of that is when you listen to what the premise was, whatever you say, you don't like something. Yeah. I'm gonna give you more of it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:57 You didn't read how to make friends that influence people. Did you, did you say this? You stupid idiot. You know what? You guys criticize me for reasons that are extremely valid, and I'm gonna ignore them and double down. Okay, I mean, you could do that, or you can maybe stop reading IMDB, watch a movie, and talk about what you like to do.
Starting point is 01:46:18 Maybe that's how original fucking thought. That original thought. This is where he goes off the deep, I'm the little bit, and I'm pissed off that he had to go here. I'm all over the place I'm all over. 20 podcasts you guys they can't they can't even review all of them. Oh fuck, Shamest, why did you say that? It's a challenge! It's Challenge Noss! Five! The next 20 episodes He just said we can't review his 20 podcast. You probably can't find them. He's probably right. He's probably right. Someone will email me in FB3. Okay. We do you? Did he just say? All hands on deck. All hands on deck. Did he just say we can't review all of his podcasts?
Starting point is 01:47:01 Why? Why would you say that? You know I'm a prick. You know I'm gonna do that now. You know what though? He doesn't care anymore. Fuck it. Who cares dude? I don't care anymore. I don't care. I just like talking about it because it helps me event because I'm so annoyed with it because when I grew up I grew up, you know, I put my fucking fist in your face so let's follow the logic here I don't care anymore but I care so much I don't care anymore I just talk about it because I'm super annoyed about it do you understand what the word I know is you don't know I punch you in the face yeah and I want to punch you in the face but I don't care anymore I think this guy needs to listen to the
Starting point is 01:47:42 carecast to learn what care means care bearer think this guy needs to listen to the carer cast to learn what carer means Care bear account out. This guy's amazing. He's still finding The reason why he exists even through all of this controversy So this is Vinnie talking about why he still does use me Vinnie. This is thank you. How fucking dare you? This is Shamest talking about why he's high was younger. That's a good point. This is Shamest talking about why he still puts out the Ginger Snap podcast. You know, even if it's not in triple digits, whatever,
Starting point is 01:48:19 I know that there's people out there that are like, oh man, the Ginger Snap podcast, new episode, I love Patrick's material. He does a great job. Fun to listen to and always has something interesting to talk about. And I love you for it. Right? Who's Patrick? Patrick's name is Patrick Michael. But who's Shamus? His name is Shamus Vickilian. Who the fuck is Todd?
Starting point is 01:48:42 I think Joni Callum's ass. His name is Shaymus Vakillion. Who the fuck is Todd? I think Joni Callum's dash. Okay. He's got my few other names as well. Okay, that's a psychopath. He goes, that's crazy. He goes, listen,
Starting point is 01:48:53 well, I guess it's a stage name, but there's no stage, but, well, let's get back to the clip though real quick. He says, I know that there's fans of the show who are looking for this. It might not be in triple digits. So we started on a dosing or a single for that matter. He's talking about dozens of fans.
Starting point is 01:49:11 They can't wait to hear what his take is on whatever he's talking about because it's so entertaining. I'm gonna disagree. I'm gonna disagree. I'm just gonna politely disagree. I'm gonna politely disagree. Probably not true Yeah
Starting point is 01:49:26 Alright, this is him talking about how What nice thoughts though Right, you know Who are these podcasts? I don't know if you knew this But we have an On original show It's garbage
Starting point is 01:49:37 I know it's garbage because it's simply a podcast that reviews Other podcasts Uh How original are you guys? That's your best idea. That was the best thing you could come up with. This is a guy who has 20 podcasts. One of them is a movie review podcast. One of them is a true crime podcast. He does a podcast that just talks about it's always sunny episodes. And he's calling me out for not having an original idea for a... Wait, you guys just talking about other podcasts? How original is that?
Starting point is 01:50:05 Dummy, you have a podcast called The Nine Minute Podcast, which is named after The Ten Minute Podcast. The least original thing you can possibly do is name your podcast something that's an homage to another fucking podcast. All I think of when I heard that the first time is of Harland Williams, and if I get there's something about Mary.
Starting point is 01:50:22 Yeah. Six minute, eh. No, five minute, eh. No, I'm in it. No, it's seven minute ass. No, not six man. Six. Seven little chipmunks. Trilling all the branch. All right.
Starting point is 01:50:31 I have to play this, Clevd. This is what everyone's been waiting for. This is Sheamus's chicken impression. Like, what are you really accomplishing by Trashing my stuff other than looking like a chicken That's right you look like a chicken You look scared you look scared of me the coyote, you know He's just losing his mind to wait what did he already said I'm an animal
Starting point is 01:51:05 Animal of the coyote and you're chicken. Did you isolate that? No. Because you need that one. I'm an animal. No, I'm pretty good. No, I'm not. But thankfully, our buddy crows some clips,
Starting point is 01:51:14 because he was lovely. What did Billy think about it? What did Billy from Scooby Doo think about it? That's hilarious. Thank you. It's hilarious. Also, Shamus, I played at the very top of the show, but Shamus does the Carl voice, Kroge grabbed this clip for me.
Starting point is 01:51:29 Hey, how about we make a podcast where we talk about how good other podcasts are that aren't very popular. And the other thing that Kroge pulled for me was when she must go through his list of podcasts that he hosts now It's not for this podcast. It's not for Ginger snap. It's not for American crimes. It's not for crime and movies It's not for the daily ghost. It's not for Nine-minute podcast. It's not for infamines. It's not for the fight church. It's not for volumes. It's not for mostly normal It's not for any of these other podcasts. It's simply for my podcast chewed gum. That's just some of the podcast that he holds That's just listen 10. That's just some of that video not all half not a comprehensive list
Starting point is 01:52:14 Just some of the ones that I feel lazy compared to him. Oh All right this is the last clip that I have and This logic is totally flawed. Here's the best thing, guys. They can only leave one review. Leave the one review. That's fine. Move on.
Starting point is 01:52:37 Because now I can say whatever I want and you can never review the show. Again. And I don't ever have to know that you exist. HAHA! He wins! Why does he think that's true? Review the show again, and I don't ever have to know that you exist He wins Why does he think that's true? You can only leave one review and then you can never stalk to me again He just crotch chopped you like he's like sucking All right, you can't do nothing. What is he talking about there?
Starting point is 01:53:00 first off if I could only do one review on a podcast if that were true Which it's not, there's 20 podcasts to review. I can hit you 20 times just through that. I said this earlier that my problem with these shows is I always like to picture what's happening in the room and I just imagined him rantating and a baby and a crib staring at him.
Starting point is 01:53:16 There's a baby crying. Did you hear that, that clip? There's a baby crying in the background. Daddy stop it. You're scaring me and you're not entertaining anyone. I want to make this legit as far as Entertainment I want to entertain people. I want to talk all right Vinnie I don't know that I've even done this justice. I'll be honest with you this show I could have pulled three times as many clips. Yeah everything he talked about
Starting point is 01:53:43 I listen to Wednesday. And I wanted to listen to it again today, as a refresher before I came in. And it was deleted, like he said. But when I listened to it the other day, man, there was a good 45 minutes of my day just that disappeared. Because I was so...
Starting point is 01:53:57 Stop it, rewind my gaze. What did he say? When he said that, I'm an animal part. I laughed so hard. Like, I don't know this kid. I wish you know Il Will. But you said they're bragging about how you have somebody else paid your bills and the gym, this podcast or king
Starting point is 01:54:14 and then the anchor FM. You didn't do this justice. This is one of the craziest things that's ever been on the internet. It's unbelievable. And I'm glad you said that. There's no Il Will here. I don't want to get into a fight with you Todd.
Starting point is 01:54:27 I'm not angry at you. I appreciate your existence. It helps my show a lot. You should have just had no Todd. You provide a ton of content for us. And I don't know why you want to get violent with people. We're just entertainers. You and I are both artists, both content creators.
Starting point is 01:54:44 We're just a couple of chickens sent to the chicken coop. Say yes. We're just entertainers, you and I are both artists, both content creators, you and I are a thing. We're just a couple of chickens sent to the chicken coop, Shavis, we're just sticky musicians, trying to find our way in life. Yeah, all right, that's enough about that bullshit. Man, I love it here in your mom's basement. Isn't it the bus? Yeah, Stuttery John wouldn't appreciate that comment.
Starting point is 01:54:59 I know, I did it for him. All right, thanks. Because I'm such a big fan, I really can't make fun of John because he's a dynamo too. He is a dynamo. Vinnie, I want to thank you so much for not only coming on my show, but Vinnie introduced me to Jim Norton when Vinnie was actually the feature act for Jim when Jim was in town. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:21 And you asked Jim, hey, Carol, for more of these podcasts here, would you meet him? You were very proactive about it. Yeah, I took care of you. I really appreciate that. So you brought me back. I got to chat with them and then fast for him a month, I got to go on Chip Chippers and Podcast. So thank you very much.
Starting point is 01:55:38 And you didn't post any pictures of us together. You didn't do anything. I didn't even mention your name. I didn't add much to you when I posted it. You didn't do anything. I didn't even mention your name. I didn't add much to you when I posted it. You didn't mention it at all. The chip chippers had shown you didn't go out there and tell. This all to the... Dude, I love it.
Starting point is 01:55:51 Please, stop it. You're welcome. You're the man. Thank you so much. And also, you host, come meet the Carlson Castle. You just had Marlon Wands on. I was shocked we got him.
Starting point is 01:56:00 That's awesome. We had Harlan Williams of the week before. Yeah. Marlon Wands. That's a big get. Yeah, man. Let me be star. Let me tell you something. He's every bit the movie star that you think he wants to be But he's also very cool But yeah, if you listen to the interview you will realize very quickly the Marlon Wayans
Starting point is 01:56:15 Well, I was talking about Marlon Wayans. I believe it. Oh, yeah, check it out You like it, right? That's awesome, man. Congratulations. Anything else we should know about for comedy at the Carlson cast? Well, I'll tell you what, Carlson cast is good. We're off this week. I'm going to be, if anybody's listening this down in Carolina on Myrtle Beach, I'm playing the Carolina Comedy Club. Most of the week next week Wednesday through Sunday coming to see me and I'm also going to be at comedy at the Carlson when Michelle will fight over 25th and 26th. Nice. Come see me. I'll be funny. Vinnie is very funny. He has a great stand up routine. I liked it the 15th time I saw it and the 60th time.
Starting point is 01:56:50 I think it's great. That was best to me. And I went too far. No, definitely check out Vinnie when he's down at the Carolina comedy club. I hate you right now. I understand. I understand. Pretty good though.
Starting point is 01:57:02 I kicked you the dick a lot. This episode I used to. He's doing this a good next week. It might be the episode we find out once a frall who are these podcasts sleep well every pony Okay great show good job everybody great job everyone You fucking know all about this shit! Ah! I can't fucking take it! This dude is fucking corned! That's faster! Please go on!
Starting point is 01:57:40 Well, that's retarded. Muffer me? AHHHH! I'm retarded. BOSS FOR ME! I'M RETURNED! BOSS FOR ME! BOSS FOR ME! BOSS FOR ME! BOSS FOR ME! BOSS FOR ME! BOSS FOR ME! BOSS FOR ME! BOSS FOR ME!
Starting point is 01:57:51 BOSS FOR ME! BOSS FOR ME! BOSS FOR ME! BOSS FOR ME! Uh oh! Ray Tartelr! Ray Tartelr! RETURNED LAST!
Starting point is 01:57:59 BOSS FOR ME! BOSS FOR ME! BOSS FOR ME! You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense.
Starting point is 01:58:10 Vinnie, all I wanted to do was have a fast quick podcast. I failed miserably again. Yeah, you fucked that up. But now that the show's over. Yeah, I can just tell you how happy I am to be here. Because it's cool to be here for like such historic events as the famous meltdown. The famous Manhattan Museum of Har. The shamus meltdown to me. And on Chrissy and Mahar.
Starting point is 01:58:26 The shamus meltdown to me. And on Chrissy and Mahar. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. And on Chrissy and Mahar. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me.
Starting point is 01:58:29 The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The shamus meltdown to me. The sh Yeah, I've done so it might have been done so but somebody said I said no and I didn't get a chance to grab it But Chrissy mayor has a show on compound media now called Chrissy mayor's wet spot Uh-huh, and she was supposed to have the bagel boss guy on the show. What did get? I'm so sick of this fucking guy. It's 15 minutes. I should be wanting to talk but it's 15 minutes is lasting waiting Well, I'm you know it blows my mind. Well, it's a I get better at guessing Chrissy mayor Yes That's a great deal, I'm like you don't close my mind. Oh, it's a I get better at guessing Chrissy may She gets stood up by the bagel boss guy. That's the best part. Bago boss guy Chrissy may or Chrissy mayor It's amazing. Oh, and they get a chance to clip it's all right, maybe
Starting point is 01:59:27 Maybe for a future of the golden from a lacrosse game somewhere. You do. We're using them as the ball. You do get to sit on in some Historic moments and I feel like I'm I could sit in the cat bird seat of w atp I don't I don't want to keep talking about shameless. Don't I don't think he's stable But he's also one of the most fascinating people I've ever heard he's probably driving here right now Well, hopefully he's not a liar. All right, let's play voice-pales real quick. We're gonna move this very quickly starting with this which I heard this from a lot of people Hey Carl Aussie D. K. Adi look. I'm just calling because I want to just clarify some slang for you from Australian New Zealand So a head job actually is just a blow job or a head. We all fucking say that here, reason being.
Starting point is 02:00:09 We always extend on short words and we abbreviate long words because we're fucking idiots. But hey, when we're a bunch of convicts to begin with, we don't have much in the brain department. Yeah, fuck that was a start up. We had to prove yourself, right? The other one is root.
Starting point is 02:00:24 Root means sex. So if I'm gonna root a Sheila, I'm gonna go fucking hard at it. But anyway, just wanted to clarify that for ya. All those New Zealand pricks are exactly that. They're fucking Kiwi cunts. And they were dumb as shit to listen to. They still said they're all out thing in terms of sexual intercourse.
Starting point is 02:00:43 Anyway mate, love the show, go fuck yourself and hopefully call me back, catch you later mate. Oh, and also make sure this voicemail can be fucking put on international mate. This is a pretty big fall to send via email. Take care, see ya. Muah. All right, so we got that wrong.
Starting point is 02:01:01 Kay and I, we're making fun of these kiwis for talking about the root of all evil being a porn title. What is that me? Apparently root is uh-huh to fuck and then Had job. I had never heard. Did you know about that? Had job is a blow job, isn't it? Did you know that? Yeah? I've never heard that before. Well, like what are you using? No, I understand why it makes sense I just never heard anyone use that well Carl you are from Arkansas I haven't I am an idiot from our good speaking of Arkansas Midwestern Boomer. I just pointed something out to me in the discord. I can't fucking believe I did this I forgot to play everyone's favorite part of the show which part?
Starting point is 02:01:45 I am so off my game right now. It's my fault. Sorry folks. Oh my gosh And I had that new teaser clip that friend of the show who I can't think of his name right now Matthew Montgomery, maybe who cares? He's on an end with the DLR in the background I said I would have okay here's a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing on the next W-A-T-P. And it's time to shut up! This is your host, Daniel Franchan. And this is episode number 44 of the List Game. Woo! Bringin' around the crew that y'all know,
Starting point is 02:02:18 the man in my lap is Mr. Rod the A. There you go. Joining us first is at the first time, no the second or third time. It's my wonderful wife Rose and I him and oh Would you tell your wife to shut the fuck up while you're doing the intro for you? So because I heard the background make you noise That's gonna be fun having your wife on the show is never a good idea. I'll see you next Saturday I kind of want to do that.
Starting point is 02:02:46 Yeah, this is gonna be fun. This is a podcast called The List Game. It was a suggestion from when to go. Apparently it's an improv comedy game that they play. These idiot nobody hacks. Do an improv comedy. Oh, they got Rod Diaz, they said. Yeah, so that'll be exciting.
Starting point is 02:03:04 Good, good stuff. Yeah. So that'll be exciting. Good, good stuff. You can't wait. So that'll be the next episode of WATP. And I apologize for putting that after the end of the episode. Yeah, you fucked up. I fucked up. I'm off my game today, Vinny. In my defense, we played the dinosaur last night,
Starting point is 02:03:19 the isotopes did. Yeah. And they want us to fill from 10 to 130 a.m. So I got to bad at after three. Not for nothing. You do instrumental. You could have done like two songs and no one would have known. Oh fuck off. Life is back on me again. All right. I love you, buddy. Here's a guy who hates the chip chippers and and podcast what always like to put your car over to the team like the one scared to go out for anybody no matter how big they were who they were but how do you have to pretend like the chip chip in podcast is fucking funny
Starting point is 02:03:56 it's fucking terrible it was funny ten years ago here and there but a two-hour full podcast of jim putting on a stupid voice which is a ripoff of a jerky voice character anyway and then he puts his wig on and looks like he just went into party central and picked the first thing off the fucking lot. It's brutal man and I don't think you should be regretting it. I'm like it's good. Anyway, love your car and I'll call me back. I don't tell people to listen to the Chip, Chip or said podcast.
Starting point is 02:04:27 I personally enjoy it because I like the people who are on it and I know what they're talking about. But I wouldn't convince. I wouldn't tell anyone to go listen to this show. It's crazy, it's crazy town. Yeah, I just happened to go on it because I was booked on it and I was very excited to be there.
Starting point is 02:04:41 I feel like if you're a fan of Jim Norton, then you really will like this. If you're not a fan of Jim Norton, it's probably will like this. If you're not a fan of Jim Norton, it's probably not for you. And I think even Jim would probably tell you that. But you do make a pretty good point. I say, you're not telling people to go, listen to it. No.
Starting point is 02:04:55 Right. I don't think I even promoted my appearance, really. I can be wrong, I probably did. But you promoted your appearance on the Uncle Paul show for weeks. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, double fuck yeah. We did but you promoted your parents on the Uncle Paul show for weeks. Yeah Fuck yeah All right, this is a guy who loves our show and you can tell like a mug
Starting point is 02:05:15 You can tell this guy loves our show Hey, come a come a come a carol. I'm gonna say Carl Carl no Carl Linsky who I'm in love with the podcast, Inskeet. I'll let you out on my mute to my job at who? I don't want to mind my break-arino, smoking ciggy. I love you on there. I love Commander, Kaka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-O Reno from the official boys' Inskeet. Hot-tastoroo, and I love listening to you
Starting point is 02:05:42 and shoot the shit with Juggerino from the whose right pat pattenky and Crojoroo Crojoroo come on something oh by the way I love that because it's pretty much the brother we show isn't we just heard It's not that far, but you missed poly side of the back not that far off but you missed poly side of the back all that I left the other day you may be left so hard and you weren't even there so I heard somebody say I need to go have a ciggy and I will spit a drink because of you I just for you know I ain't you all I think you know all right here's a guy I think he's trying out a character on
Starting point is 02:06:19 our boys man voice man. Carl, please, what are you doing man? What are you doing to the... I'm trying to like, you get good content. I love the shit you do and you're fucking funny man. But just... The podcast you just reviewed and the next one you're doing the Scooby-Doo one, it's just like, I'd be hearing this. It's just like, here's my soul. But's just like He's like, he's like, he's like, so
Starting point is 02:06:45 But thank you for the content and hey, come back That guy owes us all an apology Yeah, I think I owe you an apology too because I did screen all of these I'm not just playing them like I'd never heard them I want you to know folks that the shitty He'd look at Carl's face right now where he knows he did wrong But he's still giggling about it
Starting point is 02:07:04 I did, I just- He looks like a naughty boy. All right. Oh, okay, this is a fun one. I talked about last week. How rude is this shit out of the airplane? Yeah, I said by that. That's fucked up. It is shut in the airplane. Yeah, you really shouldn't. I look at this because I actually stand for an emergency. And I'm usually the one sitting next to it too because I I don't pay a lot of money for flights. Right. How the fuck are y'all going to say retards and make one of SJWs, but then copy will ask for shitting on an airplane. But both of you. So I'm confused by this. What does one have to do with the other? Well, I think that they feel like Here's the thing. What is that?
Starting point is 02:07:46 On a plane and just like an act of terrorism Yeah, okay, and they're like you can fucking make fun of anything do this and this but you won't shit out of there playing and ruin everybody's flight There's he's calling out. He's saying you're a bit of a pus fair enough I'm glad that you were able to explain that to me. No, he's he's absolutely right somebody reached out about Doug Stanhope and there's a specific drop that I was supposed to grab and I'm seeing me comedy the Carlson next week. Oh, that's Raising me there on Tuesday Tuesday night. I will be there because I have Doug Stanhope's podcast apparently sucks Hey, Carlson James Dylan and this is how I talk
Starting point is 02:08:26 apparently sucks. Hey Carlos, this is James Dillen and this is how I talk. Hey man, you really should do the Doug Sano podcast. It's the definition of the hangout simulator. He just sits around and drinks and talks about drinking. He talks about his boring ass friends, boring ass exploits. It's amazing that somebody who makes such great stand-up make such a bad podcast with a tropious editing bucket of noxious noises and fucking cricket's chirping and the guy that edits it will be like hey Doug Doug we gotta do something about these crickets and he's like oh no oh I love the way it sounds he doesn't talk that way I'm not a good imitator that's why I said this is James Dylan this is how I talk I am James Dylan, this is how I talk. I am James Dylan and this is how I talk. Anyway, take care. I wanna hear Kevin Ricotta's new character, James Dylan. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:09:12 I like that guy. Doug Stanhope or this guy, I like him. Yeah, this is really my voice. I think that's important for people to talk. I think you should open up every time you call this show, unless you're doing a fake voice. If you're doing a fake voice, just do a fake voice. But if you are doing your real true voice.
Starting point is 02:09:27 Let us know. Let us know. We need to know this thing. Yeah, it's important. And don't, if you're doing a fake voice by any means, do not start with, this is my real voice. I... That wouldn't be funny.
Starting point is 02:09:39 I like Doug Stanhope a lot. So do I. I think he's a great comedian. I think he's an interesting guest on shows. Anytime he's on a show, I'm tuning into it. But I believe it that his podcast sucks. That makes sense to me. You just opened this.
Starting point is 02:09:55 This sounds possible. You totally just went listen, bro. Come on. Listen, I'm gonna talk to you. I'm gonna talk to you. Let me talk to you. So that Doug Stanhope. All right, here's a question.
Starting point is 02:10:04 This is a legit question from a listener. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 02:10:12 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 02:10:20 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. So now I ask you, what the fuck? I ask you, who's the real criminal here? So let me another voice now to that.
Starting point is 02:10:35 Hey Carl, it's me again. I've been listening further into Who are these podcasts episode one and starting to come together a bit. You guys are referring to previous episodes which is a little like a lie to call it episode one so I explain. I can explain this. Kevin and I recorded three or four shows as test pilot shows before we first released an episode. I think episode one was one where we both said, that's decent, let's put it out.
Starting point is 02:11:21 But before that, we listened back to the episodes and went, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, it was the old, uh, loosen the shirt collar type of reaction. This should not be a internet. But that'd be a less than all your podcasts are out there. If you listen back, and you don't like it, don't put it out of the internet. Not just like shameless. Then you put it out and you know, like you just take a time. And you take it out again. That's
Starting point is 02:11:42 all. That's all. It's easy as that. That's why episode one, we didn't know if that was going to be episode one or not. We were just treating it like we were going out and out and out and that's why it sounds like that. That's the answer. Is that boring that I actually told the real reason why I missed Kevin. I just talked to him yesterday. He recorded some hilarious isotopes announcements. We actually did it on the discord.
Starting point is 02:12:03 People were listening in as we recorded. And it sounded like robot voice. He did! Fucking turn into it again. It's got the worst internet. All right, this is someone doing an impression of me on the Dixia. I was on the Dixia last week. I called him. He's such an asshole. You've got to do a mode right now. I can't do anything right in front of you. Well, maybe I think that's more telling about your mental state than mine. Yeah, possibly I might be, uh, whatever. Here's-
Starting point is 02:12:31 You can't even play the fucking teaser in the right place, Garry. No, I'm dropping the ball today. I love you. You're great. Someone else should take over this show. Yeah, probably. I'm a dog and dog. Dog and dog and the loose right. Did you listen to that episode where they took over?
Starting point is 02:12:43 They were great. They're terrible. Terrible. They were fine. They were great. They're terrible. Terrible. They were fine. They did a great job. I thought it was funny. Didn't call me, but you know, whatever. Vinnie, you know, you got so much going on. I figured, let me call the guys you have nothing else going on in their lives. This is someone doing an impression of me on the Dixho.
Starting point is 02:12:59 A&E, girl, from what art those podcasts. Anyways, time to call into the cocktail. Oh boy, I get to wait forever to talk. This isn't real time, give it a second. Anyways, John Melendez is a butt head and nuke. All right, gotta get back to the sports game Call me back So I know if you listen to this I don't you lips weren't moving and it threw me
Starting point is 02:13:35 It's like a mature like this. I don't know If you listen to my appearance on the dick show, but what happens is I can't say that I did I say a sentence or two and then I lose control for 15 minutes at a time. It just goes off and those guys start talking about, and Dix goes say, oh, did you see the thing that Maddox did? They start reading a letter and I'm like, hey, meanwhile, I'm trying to watch the fucking bills game. You know, there's important things going on.
Starting point is 02:14:03 Anyway, it was fun. I didn't know I I had to watch loved ones die of cancer than a bills game, but that's just me. I had a great time on the DICK show and I always appreciate those guys having me on to promote who are these podcasts because you might be surprised to know they have more listeners than us over the show. Really? Yeah, go figure. Here is Stuttering John's Attorney Lenny called in. No.
Starting point is 02:14:31 Hi, Carl. My name is Lenny. I'm calling on behalf of my client, John and Lenbez. I just want to let you know that even though my client is totally not bothered by what you say on WATP. He is very prepared to file a very real and finding lawsuit against you and your entire WATP cast over there. Now, I hope you take this seriously because this is incredibly real and incredibly law abiding so call me back. Bye. It's fucking happening man. It's really happening. I think I just got served papers because what that was. I don't want to be involved in that, Chevy War. It's incredibly real and incredibly law abiding. I can tell you that made me laugh.
Starting point is 02:15:26 It's harder than just what I've heard today. That kind of rules it's all equally bad if you say that. That's great. This is a voice now. I think it's from Shamist. I think he's calling it, it's a number that doesn't come in in the color ID. And it's just this. Now I don't know if that's shameless or not,
Starting point is 02:15:52 because he doesn't care about what we say. So probably now I probably wouldn't take the time to call into the show. Right. Yeah, isn't he singing in a golf band? Doesn't he sing too? I think it's a screamo band. A screamo band.
Starting point is 02:16:03 I don't think he actually sings in one because he doesn't have friends or no people right Say the right he's The fact that he does that you know just a couple of our clips real quick Hey Carl. What's your favorite wean album? I know the obvious answer is the mollusk But I really like the emotional elements that's quite back I also recently listened to godwin Faten the Oneness, and that might be my favorite of the Brown albums.
Starting point is 02:16:32 That's a good question right there. What's my favorite weenam? Who cares? What's up, dear you? The Malisk is great. White Pepper has been a favorite of mine here and there from time to time, chalk and cheese. Of course, it's a big one.
Starting point is 02:16:47 Even the country album. It's fantastic. Start to finish. Do you folks know that Carl's band is Salutes Deween? We are. A multiple times for you. We are playing. No, once a year.
Starting point is 02:16:57 We're doing our next Ween tribute show November 2nd at Three Heads Brewery, which I believe is a sponsor of Kindly at the Carlson cast Caz. Delicious beer. Three heads is delicious beer. You could even go see Carl and enjoy it. Delicious beer, though. Yes, which part were you enjoying? The beer. The beer. I love the isotopes, they're the best. All right, this is someone telling me to listen to Baba and Opie talk. because because a rule because a rule you all got to play the Bubba podcast with OP and review it it is cringe or the suck of rule. Hope you have one point about 47 minute mark talks about how when they entered in negotiations
Starting point is 02:17:48 he had to split money with Anthony. He was a little disappointed that he had to split money with him. At least that's what I got from him. But it might take a minute if there was no talent. Anthony, then there would be no will be So fuck OP Bob the cut him off almost every fucking time There's both of such as an interviewer and OP's just fucking boring
Starting point is 02:18:16 Thanks cousin room Once you have this guy honest a co-host Yeah, so the part he wanted me to play was where they were talking about the deals that they signed. Open Anthony had to split the money for the open Anthony show. Yeah, go figure. Yeah. Weird, weird how that works.
Starting point is 02:18:33 I guess I didn't play that clip. But thank you for the call. All right, last boy's plan I have. And many, I want to point this out. And I say this humbly. Uh-huh. Okay. I'm very humble and humbled by this. You know that you've made it when you can make other people famous when you can bring people up with you
Starting point is 02:18:53 To a higher level like when you do a segment about them because you're jealous. Right, right? Like I've done for our friend Todd and OP and OP. Yeah, that's true. I hope you people I should know about. Yeah I'll be with the chujelis and you brought them all up there to start. It's not just these guys I do segments for. It's also our colors. Hey, Carl. You play probably about 50 of my voice mails at this point and based on other phone calls, voice mails I've heard on this show and other shows.
Starting point is 02:19:23 I think that means that I'm entitled to a guest spot now. You know, I have been telling my friends and family that were best friends. I mean, you know, why else would I be listening to a podcast calling in? Who is my best friends? Am I right? But at this point, I think that means I get my own podcast now. She's probably open a Patreon. I'm basically famous. I'm famous. Yeah, so call me back. Well, you know, have your people talk to my agents. I am a very important person now, but maybe we can work something out.
Starting point is 02:19:56 You know, if you're lucky. I would say voicemail segment WTP will springboard a career too. Shetty, couldn't do any worse than Jody. Hahaha! I don't even think he'd hear them! Oh fucking Jody. Damnit, we gotta get him back out. I feel really bad about how that all went. Did you have a string in a cup you can stretch him here to Arkansas?
Starting point is 02:20:17 Oh, it threw me off so much too. I was having these flashbacks to the Chrissy Mayer incident with you. Where everybody told me I handled that wrong. I'm like, fuck, now I got Jody out of here making all this goddamn noise. I'm looking here, I'm already saying. It was just like, I heard straight, I heard like rustling noises like rappers. I don't know what was going on. And that happy breathing at one point.
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