Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep181 - Pauly Shore Podcast Show
Episode Date: November 24, 2019This week we bring in Andy (the GOAT) to talk about Pauly Shore, Gallagher, and watermelons. Surprisingly watermelons are the only one that aged well. I messed up the microphone setting so we’re a b...it overmodulated. Oops, I Opie’d this one. Also on the show, the Fighter and the Kid talk about boomers, Opie proves once again he’s a piece of sh*t, Stuttering John makes a big announcement, and Sam Tripoli needs our help. Support the show so we can get better equipment and stop failing: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called the Paulie Shore
podcast show. This is a suggestion from Charles Loveitt. We have both listened to
the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's
get into it. This is a show hosted by Paulie Shore with Willie Hunter and some
girl named Hannah. Yeah. I tried to figure out who Hannah was.
There was no way to find out.
No, it's mostly irrelevant to this really,
it's barely even Paulie's podcast.
Well, what happens in the show that we listen to is
Paulie sure sets up that he's going to do an interview
with the world famous comedian Gallagher.
Yeah.
And he says, I recorded this interview with Gallagher. So we're just going
to play that. So they do like a little intro. They talk about nothing. Then they do the Gallagher
interview. Then they come back and talk about even less than nothing. Yeah. I didn't know what the
fuck they were talking about. The guy's like, he's still smoking cigarettes. Like I'll try to cut back.
Yeah. What? Mike, do you have any? I think it says Polly Segway host. He's just the worst host ever.
What was Segway?
Is that it?
What about Ron?
Do you do like, Ronyan Canyon and stuff?
No.
I walk a lot because I don't have a car.
Oh right, I see you walk.
I said, Alex, you know what?
I actually was having lunch in front of Whole Foods the other day and I saw you walk by.
You have a walkman, right?
Well, yeah, headphones.
Have you?
Have you?
Yeah, are you walk?
Well, that's it, you guys.
I hope you had a splendid time.
Will your afros look in a little less, a little bit more relaxed?
It sounds like you edited that to make them sound stupid.
Right.
I didn't do that.
That's exactly what the video is.
The podcast goes.
All right, let me set up this interview with Gallagher, because that's the meat and potato
stuff.
I mean, yeah, this show is Gallagher.
It's Gallagher.
All my clips are Gallagher. All my clips are Gallagher as well. Let's get into it. This is why there's an interview with Gallagher.
Basically, he was cornered by Paulie Shore in Las Vegas. Gallagher was playing the Lafactor in
Vegas at the seven o'clock show and I was at the 1030 show. So I pretty much cornered him in
the green room and I sat down with them with my device.
When Paulie Shore says that he was at the time 30 show, I believe he was just in a time to
Yes, at the time 30 show. He's running around like OP with his device. And he's like, oh my god,
there's someone more lost. Nothing to be. Yes. He's so excited about that too. He cannot wait
to talk about depressing it is to be a has been. It's a it's favorite conversation to have.
The other thing with Paulie short is he might be the worst interviewer ever.
He does not listen at all.
So a lot of examples of Paulie just not doing a good job of interviewing someone, asking
all these questions.
I don't mind them to respond.
He has an example.
He asked six questions before Galger can even get a word out.
So did a lot of this dispute between you and your sibling
did it cause a lot of stress to you, or you didn't really care
during the time?
You know what?
Think go back to that time.
I mean, were you, did you lose sleep over it?
Were you sad?
Did you have a nice relationship with him before
because obviously now you probably don't talk.
What was that time you talked to him?
This is not how you interview somebody.
It just turns into Paulie Shore
explaining what he thinks he knows about Galagher.
Yeah.
Non-stop.
He even interrupts him at points.
So, but you said, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You said you had a heart attack.
Gellar's trying to answer the question. Gilgur, he's not getting it.
Well, you come to our house and spend the night.
You look like you need a home cookbook.
No, I understand that, but down deep inside, it didn't hurt you.
Stop for a second.
Stop, stop, take a breath.
Go back to that time.
So basically, Gilgur is estranged from his family.
Right.
His brother ripped off his act.
He had a sullum. His parents stopped talking to him after that,
his sister, he's only got this one brother that he still talks to, and probably sure his
whole thing is like, isn't your life miserable?
Don't you want to talk about a shitty, your life is?
It even gets to the point where it turns into an interrogation.
Stop, take a breath, go back to that time where you sad at the time,
going, fuck, this is my family, and forget the business, forget all that shit. Let's go back to before you were
Gallagher, before you were famous, go back to your childhood when you used to take care of them as
as an elder brother, you know, watching Ronnie, you know, in the pool or wherever you guys were, and now it turned into this.
So how did you feel, you know, internally, where you sat in and do you think it was part
of the fact that you had a heart attack?
I mean, this is important because there's a lot of people listening to this that might
be having disputes with you.
And it might be having, you know, any means.
So how did you say that?
I don't believe that
That was stuck in my artery. What was in my artery was cholesterol cholesterol?
So basically, I'm sure you're saying you had a sue your brother
You have this big fall out with your family. It must be terrible. You had a heart attack shortly thereafter
Yeah, would you say that maybe your heart attack was caused by all this stress
that your family and Gailer goes,
no, I don't care about my fucking family.
I really don't care about those people at all.
It didn't bother me at all.
I'm glad they're out of my life.
The problem was I was eating cheese pizza for you, not you.
Yeah.
That's literally what Gailer says.
Boy, I'm sure he's setting up this whole thing.
He's trying to figure out,
well, he's actually trying to project.
He's hoping it's working.
He's working him to this.
He's trying to project,
and it actually gets heated at one point during this interrogation
It's it's out of control
Colonel Joseph, did you water the co-gray? You want answers? I think I'm entitled you want answers?
I want the truth. You can't handle the truth
They actually literally do argue about the water-bellened bit and I don't even understand what they're yelling about here.
Who came up with the idea? I mean, you were obviously a super marketer.
I used it. No, there was a supermarket to store it down.
I was the shorter to cook there. Do you remember that?
So he's explaining the gailer. Did you remember this part? He's explaining the gailer how he came up with the water
melon bet. Yeah. No, the way that he's go is like, no, you don't understand.
I did this.
You know, you understand I was a shorter to cook
at the comedy store where you do the watermelon bet.
And I thought this would have to do with anything.
This was really funny because Paulie Shore
was sure that Gilger would remember him
when he was a teenager working in the kitchen
at his mom's company.
Famous.
Right. I was the shorter to cook there. Do you remember that? The short order cook in the kitchen. At his mom's company. I was the shorter to cook there.
Do you remember that?
The short-order cook in Westwood.
Ha ha!
I assure you, Gallagher does not remember you.
Gallagher just laughs at his face.
Ah, he does not remember you at all, Polly.
It's so ridiculous.
And Polly is intent on getting him to this place
where he shits all over his brother.
Yes.
To the point where he just glosses all, Galagher is like,
oh, my dad, I can't remember.
My dad invented the trampoline and my brother is a stunt pilot.
Yeah.
A stunt pilot.
And Paul, he's like, my interesting.
Do you have a sister?
Mm-hmm.
It's like, he's giving you all these cool things to talk about.
And you're like, oh oh tell me about your brother
And you have a sister and another brother. Oh who cares?
Yeah, Galiger is ready to talk about shit. Paul is trying to force a conversation. That's never gonna happen
Yeah, he even gets into this is a perfect example where he wants to
Try to target the heartstrings. He wants to get a really emotional
So he says what about the holidays? I mean, you don't see your family on the holidays anymore. And how do you feel
during the holidays when you when you know that they're still alive and you have and you
don't reach out to them? I feel wonderful. I was just able to get through Christmas without
ever saying Merry Christmas to anyone. How do you feel about that for real? Really? Yeah.
Christmas to anyone. How do you feel about that for real? Really? Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking hate the holidays. You didn't see your family on Christmas.
I was like, right, that was by design. Yeah. I don't care about Christmas. I don't care
about these people. This whole conversation, Paul, he's not picking up when he's
putting down at any point in this. I actually saw a galeger at Christmas. I was like,
very Christmas. He didn't, he said fuck you. Yeah,. I was like, very Christmas. He said, fuck you.
Yeah, he wasn't a fan of that.
He wouldn't say it.
Gallagher is a weird dude, man.
I gotta say he's interesting because he asked him,
how do you feel about the holidays?
Do you enjoy Christmas?
He says, no, I'm fun.
I don't like holidays because it competes with me.
I think that would be fun.
Yeah, that's my clip.
I think it says something about Mary Gallagher miss. I feel wonderful. I was just
able to get through Christmas without ever saying Mary Christmas to anyone. How do you feel about that for real?
Really? Yeah. Do you feel like you're screwed or grinch or any of those people? I feel that the holidays are a
competitor to me. I am a good time and And here comes Christmas and New Year's and Easter
and having, so they compete with me all the time.
Yeah, but what about all the...
That's so weird.
I don't know how your family celebrates Christmas, Carol.
My family gets a bunch of watermelons
and puts out Gallagher and we just stand around.
We throw the Christmas tree in the backyard. I just smash watermelons and put some galegur and we just stand around, we throw the Christmas tree
in the backyard.
I just smash watermelons, we're like, fuck Christmas!
No, fuck it, I'm all about galegur.
We're doing sludge America, I Christmas Eve,
I Christmas Day, I'm New Year's,
it's like I'm just gonna steal this act
and that's how we're entertaining the family this year.
Every holiday.
Do people know what we're talking about?
Do people know what g gailger is?
That's a good question.
Gailger has probably not my Russian friends.
Probably not.
In the 1980s, Gailger had a lot of comedy specials
on television, right?
Actually, I think this is pretty funny.
Speaking of how Pauli Shor is,
just not smart and not listening.
Before the interview, He's to be.
how famous Galgur use
did like I think like 14
I think Gallagher did like
showtime specials. But
was Galaguer. He says Carl and head 14 and I think I think Galagher had like five to ten in
The interview he gets the answer. You had so many showtime specials. Yeah, how many showtime specials like 15? Yeah
You had 15 14 14 that's where the number 14 came from you fucking idiot
Number 14 came from you fucking idiot. Paulie, it was Gailga who had 14 showtime specials.
We're just pretty fucking impressive.
Well, yeah.
He had 14 hours worth of material this guy.
I heard you piece in three,
and you fucking smash.
That's the thing.
I think I have a clip on there about Karlin.
Everybody would agree that George Karlin
is maybe in the, easily top 10, possibly top
five to me, top three comedians in most of all time.
Most prolific of all time for sure.
Everybody respects him.
Yeah.
And what do you remember about?
I have decades of material that he's done.
Yeah.
And George Carlin is the most prolific.
I did.
I did a carlin clip on there.
Sure.
So I wrote the routine and sent it to George Carlin and Albert Brooks.
Carlin wrote it.
I wrote it.
I'm a nobody.
He wrote it back and said not happening.
He says I write all my own material.
Thank you very much.
Yeah.
George gave Sledge a matigawait.
That's right.
Oh, it did something.
He passed on that.
The one and only thing that everybody remembers Carlin as being a fucking legend.
And everybody remembers you as the one guy that
fucking smashed a watermelon that's the super fucking hack. I had that same clip. It's so funny. Can
you believe George Carlin passed on this comedy gold? Well, I don't know if you know this, but George
Carlin isn't a pop comic. Yeah, you should have sold it to Caratop. You fucking idiot. George
Carlin is not looking for that. Yeah, I'm sure he's kicking, he's spinning in his grave
because he passed on that fucking hack bit.
So Gaeliger, I don't know if you realize this,
but he's smarter than everybody.
And he's not shy about it.
Oh yeah, he'll tell you.
He's not shy about it at all.
This is him, and he says it multiple times,
it's just one example.
So you could have kind of-
I've always been smarter than everybody
And he's not joking. He's not saying that he believes it. Yeah, he's like in every class
I was the smartest kid. I was a prodigy boa. Well, then he goes on and I kind of think that this negates that point
After I had a heart attack
I didn't eat for two weeks because I felt food had betrayed me and was a poison and I wanted to know what to eat
And I couldn't figure it out
He didn't eat for two weeks, he didn't know what to eat
It's vegetables! The answer is vegetables, Galinger! I couldn't figure it all!
Two weeks went by and it didn't eat anything!
So I think something a genius would say, yeah, I don't know what good food is.
I'm not kidding yet.
Let's get into a couple more examples of Paulie Short just not listening.
He just has things in his mind and that must be what it is.
He asked Gaeliger where he was born.
He thinks he was born in Florida.
Gaeliger answers the question if Paulie still doesn't know.
So you were born in Florida. When my dad got back from World
War II, he was 20 years old, 1946. And so I was born in the Army hospital in Fort Bragg, North Carolina.
Right. So, but where were you born in Florida? I was born at that Army hospital. And they had
He's like, oh shit, you just told me, huh? Even more than 4-praying North Carolina.
He just said that.
No wonder he thinks he's a genius.
He's talking to Paulie Sean.
Tell this one, he's pushing it along.
Everybody is compared to Paulie.
Here's another example.
Paulie just asking questions.
He doesn't know, he doesn't know, but he thinks he does.
So you're 65.
I'm 67.
Oh, 67. If you don't know the answer thinks he does. So you're 65. I'm 67. Oh, 67.
If you don't know the answer, don't
sir, guess again.
How old are you would be the question you would ask?
Oh my God.
I have a lot more examples of how it
should be.
I'm just like an idiot.
This is a great one.
So he gets into, he's trying to make him feel sad again.
And talking about, he assumes that his parents are passed away.
On the road.
So when the holidays come, come around, you don't have any, you know, how do you feel?
I mean, because you're not talking, you talked to, you're both your parents are passed.
I was able to get both your parents are passed.
No, they're not.
No, holy shit.
All right.
So both your parents are passed, I assume.
No, they haven't.
Oh, wait, they haven't. And Pauli goes on your parents have passed. I assume no they haven't oh wait
They haven't and Polly goes on to exclaim this no holy shit. I found that greatest thing a curl last night
The guy hold your parents. I don't know
Polly sure goes your parents are still have how awesome is that he's a strange from his family
But also how can you not know how old you're
I'm sure at one point you do how old your parents are. He doesn't fucking care. That's
the point you can try to talk to about a family. What about Christmas? I don't care.
Don't you want to see your mom? No, I'm done with her. It's good. We're fine.
Polly, you want to have a relationship with your family. Everybody does.
Well, there's a lot of projection going on. Paul is like, yeah, but after the show,
you get back in your hotel room and you lay down
and you're alone with your thoughts.
What are you thinking about?
He starts pleading with Gallagher's family
to reach out to him.
And Gallagher doesn't even fucking want that.
No, he doesn't.
He's done with them.
He's fine.
So you heard what he just said.
He goes, both your parents have passed. And and Galler goes, no, that's not true
So then this happens, which is also another just made your fuck out your mom and dad's names are garnet
Garnet and Leo. Yeah, so if they're listening to this. Yeah, um, well, Leo's dad
Lea and my dad. Oh, I thought you said both your parents are alive
No, I said and you said both of them are dead no i said you said both of my dad and i said no
all your mom my mom is alive
okay
people are not communicating well with each other and that's it all
it's two people that all i want to do all the talking and none of a listening
well
i have to say that as much as you want to make fun of galagher and for a lot of good
reasons
i'm pretty sure that he's super annoyed
with how dumb Paulie Shore is.
Okay.
There's even examples of him just talking down to him.
This is Paulie showing how dumb he is.
Now, he wants to know how much money Gallagher made.
And so he asks him, how much did you make on
average per year in the 80s? Yeah, about three million, about three million a year.
I would, uh, I'd say three times 10 is what? 30. So you made like about 30
million in the 80s. In the 80s. This is Gelliger going, you want me to figure out what three times time is?
It's 30.
Okay, so if it was 10 years,
cause a decade is 10, and you made three million here,
that's 30 million in the 80s?
Yes, in the 80s.
What's great about that is he first asked,
how much he goes, he goes,
I don't want to know what you mean.
How much did you make per year?
Yeah.
And then does the math.
You're gonna just ask, how much money did you make?
I think Paulie actually just didn't know.
I think that's true.
I have one out there I think is called Gallagher money.
It's just kind of like tacked on the ending
of that conversation.
Oh, I have that too, okay.
So the 80s, so how much did you make?
A row.
Well, I promoted my first, yeah, but per year.
About three million?
About three million a year. I would I would three times ten is what?
30 so you made like about 30 million in the 80s really and where's all that money now? It's ten million dollars
Yeah, so where's all that money?
Well, it's gone. It's gone
Well, it's gone. It's gone.
Yeah.
Bump bump bump.
Yeah.
It's not fun.
Can you imagine though, like, where does all that money go?
In the 80s.
He's netting probably personally a million dollars 1980s money.
Yep.
Now what the fuck?
How do you not have the wherewithal to put some away
structure it?
And Paulie never asked these questions.
I mean this would be interesting to know.
Like how did you lose tens of millions of dollars?
Where did that happen to that?
That would be a good question to ask.
But Paulie doesn't answer.
He doesn't ask good questions.
No, because what Paulie wants to do is he wants to...
He wants this to be a sad, sad interview.
Yeah.
He wants everyone to be like, oh man,
Gaelic is falling so hard.
Even after that quick clip that you just played,
really drives it home.
Yeah.
How much money do you have now?
I don't have any.
You have no money.
Right.
Really?
And you don't have a house either.
No.
Yeah.
No.
No. What a Yeah. And you don't have a house either. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
What a story.
Right before that conversation, Paulie has to announce that there was a time when he used
to make a lot of money. Right. It was between 1990 and 1997.
And the way that he words that I think is very funny,
I want to point something out if you hear this clip.
Because for me, I think so far in my career,
it was 1990 to like 97, is probably when I made the most money.
Did you pick up on what he said there?
So far in my career, I made the most money in the 90s. What do you think,
Paul? You're gonna have this crazy research. We're gonna start one.
So Renys said, yeah, that's it. That's what you made. It's not so far. You're done.
That's it. You're gonna be playing comedy clubs to people who grew up in the 80s for the
rest of your life. Yes, you're hosting trivia night with an MTV,
right?
You've got a bar.
Notice how the audience keeps getting over a log with you.
It's because you're a husband, that's how that works.
Yeah.
And you're over there, you're typing,
you're looking through notes.
Yeah, I got a flick of a lot to talk about.
I think I want to talk about it.
Well, yeah, I had a clip where Galigard big times poly
Okay. Which is really funny. All right. Did you not care? I mean, obviously you're
I didn't care. When you're a celebrity, so many people love you. Mm-hmm. That you
It's strange when you go home and you meet these people that don't respect you at all and you say,
Why am I even here? This is ridiculous ridiculous I can go anywhere else in the world and
people want my picture I want an autograph want to tell me how much I mean to them and what can I
well you come to our house and spend the night you look like you need a home cook no I understand
that but oh do you understand it because I don't think Gallagher thinks that you're a celebrity
no let me tell you what it's like to be famous poly because I know you have no idea
You fucking lose there and then also I did a super cut where
Galagher comes off like crusty the clown was grandpa Simpson. Yeah, it's that Vic Henley level of name-dropping people that nobody fucking knows Yeah, so I have a name dropping supercut. That's really
good. So I just went there from the beginning. I saw your mom with a cigar box, taken the
money from the door. And she didn't own anything. And Sammy was in there. And he needed
more help with the time. So he got Archie Han with the groundlings. I went to Tom Sobel
who owns the club and I think Dave
Tyree was there was a concrete floor, you know, and I know Ollie and Ollie's gonna be the one to clean it up
Anyhow, I'll read a probably aided off the floor. Right. He slept in a van right outside the door. That's a
Stereo. Yeah, it was Irvin Arthur. Wow. He used to book all the playboy clubs.
What a...
You would have loved that era.
You missed that.
If you're good at name drops, say one name I've heard you for.
Just one.
Oh, Ali was working the door.
You don't say.
Not Ali.
Oh.
And by the way, Pauli knows exactly what the playboy was.
I mean, the grotto at the playboy mansion is 30% held together
with Weasel juice.
Okay, I'm gonna make it all the fucking playmates there.
Okay, so getting back to the name drop thing,
they have this co-host Hannah,
who is on the road with Paulie Shore.
And Hannah's been doing stand-up for her own over a year.
And against me?
It's not.
Oh, thank God. She's been doing stand-up only over a year. And against me? It's not. Oh, thank God.
She's been doing stand up for just a little bit of time.
So I can only imagine what these fucking stand up shows
are with starring Polly Shore.
He's gonna get someone on who's only been doing stand
for a year because otherwise,
he can't go on after that.
Oh, yes, so he tries to explain what her comedy style is
by relating it to someone no one's ever heard of.
Do you like it? Do you like stand-up comedy? I love it. It's fun. She's funny, you know. She's
very green, but you know, she's got the bones of, you know, she reminds me of this old comedian
back in the day, this girl. You will definitely not know who she is, but she was a commissary.
She was on the Communist Repair. Her name was Lucy Webb. And she was really funny.
She was, you should do improv with everyone.
And she kind of reminds me of that of that.
Pauli, you're on a podcast.
Yeah.
Why are you talking about this?
He even knows no one knows what he's talking about.
That's the opposite of what you're supposed to do.
You're supposed to say, this person is just like Richard
Pryor, where the future is.
Yeah, he's like, my brother's friend who you never met. This person is just like Richard Pryor. Right. The entire Pryor was young.
You don't say, oh, this is like my brother's friend
who you never met.
He's so funny though.
Yeah, the whole thing where it says,
you know, someone calls into a radio show.
They said, tell me a celebrity that you look like
because you're trying to be able to relate
to who this person is what they look like.
Right.
Can you name a celebrity?
Be like, actually, no, but my friend Sheryl and I
look very similar.
Yeah. Oh, okay.
What a show look like.
What are you talking about?
I'm not convinced.
Alright, let's get back to just the badgering to make sure that Galgur admits he's depressed
because in Pauli's short's mind, he must be depressed.
He has to be as depressed as I am.
I'm gonna get him to say it. So how do you feel?
Underneath
The comedic side of Gallagher. How do you feel inside when you're alone?
Well, I have a lot of other ideas. No, not ideas. I'm talking about as a human being
Well, I don't know what that means are you sad no you're never sad no really no because you
never get depressed no I'm never so, even when you're alone.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm feeling bad for Paul at this point.
I'm like, just say you're depressed
so we can move on.
So finally, so Paul is depressed
as you're what I'm getting.
Of course.
That's what that means.
Because if you talk, he's been,
this is by the way, 40 minutes in.
Yeah.
So at this point, he's asked me if he's suppressed
80 different ways.
Every time Giller goes, I'm fine. I don't care. It's all good. Finally, finally,
this is a guy who suffered four heart attacks. Yeah, that's it. Any night he goes to bed.
It could be the last time he goes to bed. He's living in his car and it's a gig that may
or may not be canceled. Right. Giller is not doing well. He has no money. He's got nothing
going on. Finally, Paulie gets what he wants because of the because of the heart attacks.
Yeah. Really. Well, I can't really, I can't have a relationship with a woman.
So how does that make you feel? Well, that's terrible because I've, you know, I love women.
because I've, you know, I love women. Mm-hmm.
APPLAUSE
You did it, Polly.
You made him say it's terrible.
You finally fucking got it out of him.
I want to point out, Andy, before they do the interview part,
Yeah.
This is how Polly sets up this interview that we're about to hear.
The thing with Gallagher, you guys guys is if you're a true comedy fan
You'll really enjoy this interview
There's nothing funny in this entire interview. It's nothing but depression and problems. I don even say what he's talking about. I've never heard one person say, you know, I'm a huge comedy fan.
I love all the classic legendary comics like Galiger.
It's he fucking Judy Tanuda.
Can we take one step backwards to where Galiger said
that he loves women?
Yeah.
Because at the end, he starts talking about
what's next for Gallagher.
Yes.
And what his big idea is going to be
this dancing show called the next step.
I'm going to interview men dancers
for a new show that I'm planning called the next step
where men dance with each other.
Mm.
And it's not a gay thing.
It's just like heterosexual guy's dancing.
Any two humans that want to dance can dance.
But it has to be girls too.
It's the next step in our society.
So it's two girls and two guys.
Or two guys, any two weird,
op, and combining.
So, so could be any two things.
Paulie, how are you not following this?
He goes, it doesn't, it doesn't matter.
It's not a thing.
It's something to do gender or sexual activities.
It's just people do it so he goes, okay, so it's two guys and two girls.
No.
Anyway, I'm going to be interviewing male dancers.
If you know, I like the way they're dick taste.
They're not the show.
That is a weird thing that comes out of nowhere.
Like, what's next for you?
He's like, I'm gonna do this dance day dance show.
Like, what?
Does someone like dance with a watermelon?
Are they juggling watermelons?
Like, where does the watermelon come in?
Oh, this gale of your bloodshed is no fucking watermelons like where does the watermelons come at?
Scale your blood. I sure there's no fucking watermelons. I'm getting my money bank. Just squatting on it. Fucking asshole. Oh, I just have more examples of
Paulie just not following the conversation at all. This is they're talking about
how he came up with the sludgeomatic. Yeah, and
about how he came up with the sludge of Maddox. Yeah.
And he wants to know when he came up with that.
Well, how old was he?
When did you come up with smashing fruit?
Oh, way before I met Jim Stafford when I was 25.
So 25, you sat in a diner one day and go,
I'm going to smash fruit on sale.
No, I was sitting in front of the TV
because my car had broken down at a friend's house after I had tried to sell my book,
which I printed myself on newsprint and sold throughout the year.
When you were 20 years old.
I was 25.
You guys both said he was 25, like, price there.
And he goes, so you were 20 years old?
No!
Who said anything about being 20?
I said 25.
And then he talks about, this whole bit that he does is based on the
vegematic, which was an infomercial in the early 70s.
Right.
It slices.
It dices.
You know, everyone knows the vegematic infomercial.
Right.
And Paul is now understanding what actually drove him to make this bit.
It's about the fact that the infomercial format is ridiculous, not that it's slices
and dices vegetables, but Paul, I cannot even understand that, God's out.
Communions make fun of the latest thing. Well, at that time, we hadn't seen any commercials
like that.
So it was a chopping up.
Yeah, it was the first first, uh, yeah, because now they have like the bullet or they have
different blingers and stuff like that.
Yeah, they have the infomercials.
And they had like, yeah, they smashed the fruit in there
Holy fuck oh, we fuck a room and at one point
He's asking now
Giliger's real name is Leo Galiger Jr.
He was named after his father and he's going through
the names of all the people in his family and Paulie again
just does not understand.
Connie and Ronnie and Jerry and butch.
That was my name.
So your real name's butch?
No.
No, no one's real name is butch,
it's Holly, very kind.
He's told you his real name at this point.
No, and nobody's real name is butch.
There's no one in the end butch, it's a nickname.
It's a fucking, so wait, you're telling me
that I'm your bruster, don't forget.
It says butch.
No.
So what I'm saying is, oh, yeah.
What did you think?
And last three sentences I've said. I love when when Paulie, he's trying to finish the guy it all. Yeah. What did you think? And last three sentences I've said.
I love when Paulie, he's trying to finish the guy's sentences.
Yeah.
Which is always a terrible thing to do as an interviewer.
Don't assume you know where this is going.
Just let it get there.
I don't know why he's so impatient.
But he's talking about Paulie's mom, Mitzi, who owned the comedy store.
Right.
And she was the reason why he started doing the watermelon gag regularly.
We're all drinking and it was the thing to do
and I smashed it, okay?
So then your mom calls me the next day.
She was pissed.
No.
She was happy.
What's the wrong?
Paulie's up guessing.
She was hungry.
Yeah, you're right.
She was some D for behind 40.
What are we talking about?
She was sad.
I love the way they wrap up this interview.
This couldn't be, I don't know, Paul Shores,
the worst podcast here, the history of podcasting.
But this definitely puts them in the run agrar here.
You're done living.
Yeah, well, I really don't want to be much older
than I am right now.
And so I'm desperate to get people to listen to my ideas,
which I think will make the world a better place,
but they won't.
And if they don't listen to your ideas.
And the world's not a better place than I did,
and they were fucking idiots.
All right, well thank you for speaking with us.
That's what you're gonna wrap it up!
The guy just said, I don't care if I live another day, I'm done with this world.
People should be listening to my ideas, it would make the world a better place.
Alright, great, well thanks for coming on the show.
You know what I say? What idea?
What? Can you be more specific about these ideas that are gonna change civilization that we should all know about?
Listen, if you just sat through Gallagher rapping about the 10 commandments
You're fucking pay attention to what his ideas were
Listeners this fucking idiot raps for a minute and a half correct
But I I truncated it down because you'll get the
idea, but what you got to pay attention to is Paulie's reaction at the end.
Yes, it dies.
So action is so good.
So you're going to play the rap.
I'm going to play the lead in.
Okay.
Yeah.
And this is a rare example of Paulie's instincts being corrupt.
Yeah.
Hey, can I do a rap?
How much tape do you have here?
I mean, can I do like a five-minute rap?
You can do it for a minute or so, but yeah, go for it.
How much tape I have?
Can I just rap for the rest of the day?
Yeah.
And Paulie's like, um, it's digital.
I mean, we have like a minute.
We have a minute like a tape.
My God, it's falling.
Thank God. No time for it. No time for it. I merc, we have like a minute. A minute like a minute. I'm a change. My God, it's falling.
Thank God.
No time for that.
No time for that.
I mercifully cut this down to like maybe a third of what it is.
When a gale girl asks, can I rap?
That's where you have the fucking podcast.
Actually, no, I gotta go.
Oh, is that my car?
Oh, my phone's going off.
Yeah.
If you have never had douche chills, you're about to get them. Oh boy,
I'm literally not before. I didn't listen to those twice.
Thou shalt not. Don't even think you got a shot. Thou shalt not. It ain't about not getting caught.
Thou shalt not try to blame it on Bearing Pot. Just ride with the man that God be got. Then go where it's a hot. Now, shell not. So how do you feel? It's unbelievable.
He leaves that giant printing paws in there too. There's no reaction, it just changes the subject. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that was great.
Wow, we just changed the subject.
And you know what's really sad too,
when they come back to the studio
and they're reacting to the interview.
Yeah.
I never want to be in this place in my life
where their compliment is,
he's really got his wits together still.
It's unbelievable.
You know, the guy really knows what he's talking about.
He doesn't have dementia. That's your compliment.
That guy that's living in his car.
He's living in his car and asking if he could rap about the 10 commandments.
That's the guy that's got his shit together.
It was brutal. It was bad.
I mean, I'm not kidding. It was over a minute.
It was maybe a minute and 20 seconds event
Nonsense and I want to point this out because Paulie sure I
Believe fancies himself a comedian. Yes, he explains at the end of the show what comedy is to him to me
Watching comedy my whole life like it was never about the joke. It was always about the angle and always about what you were saying
the joke. It was always about the angle and always about what you were saying.
Isn't that what jokes are? To me,
comedy's out about jokes. It's about what your angle is. And then the words you say, like, that's, that's a joke. Yeah. That's what you're just supposed to make sure that
those words are funny. That's how you make a joke. Yeah,
jokes, explain it. Yeah, I do. I was explaining a part of this to this guy. I hate to see it stand on. I think you do.
I think so.
Did you know that Pauli Shore made a music video back in the early 90s?
No.
Do you know that he wrote a song called Lisa Lisa Andy?
No.
Do I have to explain this to you?
Yes.
I'm a stony, crusty dude with the mop on top. My melon's fully sweet, but I'll never stop. Yes I
All right
That's when people liked him when he was not to be taken seriously. Right.
And he was a clown, and a joke, and he was leaning into it, not trying to have a heartfelt conversation.
That's a good point.
A gala girl.
That's a good point.
I mean, everybody got a kick out of Paulie when he was on MTV.
I mean, it was stupid.
Nope.
And it was, he was just a silly, funny guy, and we all
remember that.
But don't come at me with this heartfelt galagher shit and trying to project all your
depression on the galagher.
I like that everything you just said right there could also be stuttering John.
Hey, in the 90s, we like to.
You were interesting, you were part of a bigger thing
We were kind of all in on it and that was just sad. Yeah, you're just trying to recapture this thing that's over
We're really talking about
By the way, I do have a couple goger laugh like so
Cuz this guy fucking laughs like a champ
That's good. It's impressive keep it at if I were homeless I would not be laughing like
But this guy's still doing it. It's maniacal. Okay, and I have to give you a little bit of credit real quick
Oh, we played it on the show. I know you've done some bits for us in the past some pre-produced bits that die
Yeah, but nothing that you've ever done has been as impressive as the Stuttering John cameo.
And I just have a quick condensed version that hits all the important points.
Hey, Carl, how you doing?
It's Stuttering John Melendez.
Shame has asked me to do this for you.
So I'm going to do it.
I know you want to do a good podcast
about pop music. And you're deciding between band practice pod or Couseroo cast. Anyway, you guys
have a great time. I knowuz. Good game, yeah.
So I played that because I've learned that that's how we signs off from his show with the good game.
Okay, yeah.
I've never got to get into the show before.
Right, I know.
Oh, anyone know that.
So that's how we signs off.
I didn't know what that was either.
And because you were able to pull this off,
and this was awesome, I think it's time for you
to do a victory lap.
Ooh. You were able to pull this off and this was awesome. I think it's time for you to do a victory lap. Ooh!
[♪ off beat music playing, a lot of people sing along to the beat of the song.
It's a lot of people sing along to the beat of the song.
It's a lot of people sing along to the beat of the song.
It's a lot of people sing along to the beat of the song. You didn't think we were gonna go through an entire episode without playing Come Town, Andy
You didn't think we're gonna go through an entire episode without playing come down
I was surprised I wasn't sure how inside baseball that was that was a special for Carl and I hope everybody enjoyed it, but
Except it but um all right except your own morning yeah oh yeah
Jesus Christ
we're getting too long
we're getting too uh
optimistic here uh
but you're the best um did you want
to transition I know you took some
stuttering John well yeah uh we get a
few things to talk about okay and
one was uh we talked about trying to listen to OP and I put it on
and I was just, I can't, it's gone from, we maybe we'll get into it. Yeah, we will. I got
hope it's just so boring now. I put it on and I just decided that I wanted to go see.
Oh, now OP showing up. Now it is Andy. Fuck you.
I'm with the 80 fucking hours of that shit.
Now I'm gonna lean into my stuttering John bashing.
Okay.
And I saw it on his feed.
One of them said, John has a big announcement.
Oh, okay.
So I kind of just super cut the big announcement
down into about a minute update about what's going on
on the stuttering John podcast. Let's hear this. This is from a recent episode. I think it's
maybe the second newest. Okay. And he's got this big new announcement. I don't know
anything about this. Okay. I'm excited to hear that. Cool. Here's the thing. Royce,
we have a big announcement. So can you? What? Oh, yeah. Give us a little. Good enough.
Here it is, Royce. We will start our radio show this Sunday. We
will be on the allegedly. We will be on the FM airwaves, but we will be on the airwaves
starting on Sunday. The Stuttering John podcast will go down to one show, one show while the
radio show ramps up. And then what we have to figure out is for the.
Oh, you're the mastermind. I'm going to let you fit it.
No, no, no, you figure all this.
So you have a lot going on.
Well, so that's so yeah.
So on this, we're probably going to have Frankie B.
I think it's a show.
I well, yeah.
So Frank's going to I think what I'll do is we're obviously going to do the radio show together.
Yeah.
And then I think Frank is going to come in and help with the other two shows.
It's boring for everybody. So what,'m gonna step back in a producer. So
It's rest your radio now, okay, they're going over co-hosting
Sunday nights. Oh shit. Just playing music me Sunday night. Oh
John and Royce I'm showing on one FM station. Yeah, they're going in the wrong direction
Exactly what the fuck are they doing Yeah. They're going in the wrong direction. Exactly.
What the fuck are they doing?
Exactly.
They're so excited to start playing eight tracks
on Sunday nights in LA where,
Oh no.
No one is listening and Royce is distancing himself.
So he's not gonna produce the
standard job podcast. He's not gonna the involved in the podcast at all anymore because it's too busy with a Sunday night radio show
That's probably 20 minutes of talking yeah over four hours because you're just it's just commercials
That's all I know my eyes the amount of talking that John has to do
Dude, this is John had this gig in New York City back in the 90s from noon to one
Let's use on K rockRock as the Disney rock.
Let's color in the shadow of what we used to be.
Oh my God.
Even less than what you used to do,
which was be on talk radio for four hours at a time.
Now you're just gonna say,
here's a round and round by rat on Sunday night.
No Andy, you know what?
The first time I heard the song Andy, I'm talking about the,
the round and round, the round, the song.
I just, just play the song, Royce.
Yeah.
But I don't know, I guess Royce is running for
some kind of political off.
Yeah.
In fact, if you Google his name, or if you put in the URL of his name,
roisterazio.com.
Yeah.
I recommend everybody do that right now.
Yeah.
It redirects to who are these.com.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So, why is he, who you wish you luck, buddy?
Hope you get a lot of support.
Don't forget to donate to roister's Patreon.
It's patreon.com slash who are these podcasts?
So that he can succeed in whatever endeavor he's got going on.
Yeah, we love Royce.
Right, I did, Royce is the best part.
Royce is the best part.
But they get into like, this was almost two hour podcast
that it was a lot of garbage.
You think?
A lot of the end deteriorates into John's favorite
and least favorite guests on the tonight show and the Stern show
Okay, but they did some heavy political talk and I I summed up the
Contents of that show too
Guerrillas yet they find their ship and they don't fucking lie on a public bathroom floor and stick a fucking
They don't fucking lie on a public bathroom floor and stick a fucking Enema up the rass and like the whole thing spill out on the floor.
What's it called?
Enema?
No, he said Enema.
Enema, what?
Get the fuck over here Chelsea.
Oh, I don't give a fuck.
Get the fuck over here.
Smack your ass around.
Come here, Corolla.
I'll fuck your fucking big teeth face up.
You fucking cock sucker
But I don't give a shit because if they can't deal with how are you you know intellectual conversation is you know that
Holy shit, that's two hours. So this is what we've seen now
Yep, the Stuttering John was doing this podcast as an audition on
The Stuttering John was doing this podcast as an audition, an three year long audition,
to get a shitty radio,
the belly Sunday nights,
and you know this, you used to work in radio.
Sunday nights are the lowest listenership of any time.
Right, everybody's going to bed early.
No one wants to do the radio on Sunday,
they're not driving, no one's out driving.
And what they'll do on Sunday nights
is they'll do the local music shows.
Yeah.
That's always Sunday nights because no one's listening anyway who gives a shit.
If we can get these guys in these bands to tune in, hoping that their song gets played,
they'll be more listeners.
We could possibly get playing Bajoui for the 18th time that day.
Yeah.
So Sunday nights, if that's true, that's really what's going on.
Because I just learned about that.
It's 100%. Well, that's unbelievable.'s going on. Because I just learned about it. I thought it's 100%.
Well, that's unbelievable.
Yeah.
He has a three-year assinment.
He has a three-tier plan.
One is to have the worst radio show on a terrestrial radio.
Okay.
The other is to scale back his terrible podcast
and his shining light of a only talent on his podcast
go away and have somebody else come in.
And then the third tier is to mimic shit that people liked about Howard that we already
discussed in the Patreon that will never work.
Right.
Because John has no credentials, John has no connections, John has no talent.
It's never going to work to try and do what he's to do for Howard.
You're referring to our bonus episode where where we discussed John quite a bit,
and we talked about the fact that John is saying
he's gonna do a new show, where he's got writers,
and he's gonna go on red carpets,
and he's gonna start talking to celebrities again.
Which is what made him famous in the first place
when he was in intern for Howard Stern.
This is never gonna happen.
Now, it's not happening.
Yeah.
John is saying, you have to make shit happen in life.
You're not making anything happen.
You got a shitty radio gig. What do you think he's getting paid for that? So this is an FM station in LA
Mm-hmm that we're talking about and he's got a Sunday night shift once a week
It Pat Oat is listening. How much how much is he getting paid for that you would know I it's hard for me to
Imagine what slightly above minimum wages, right? Let's say
$17 an hour four hours and
Most of that time I mean it's not it's not a hard job and but if you're named celebrity, I'll give you 20 all right
$20 an hour good. I one day a week
See you ain't problem with this little Andy is this guy wants to sue me and I'm not a guy making
a shit out of money look at our patreon you love to get a gift from me but if
he's that desperate maybe I should be worried if he's taking my money on
cameo yeah the legal suit money that he can get fuck me all right well that's
very interesting thank you for bringing that to the show. I want to play a quick
cringe of the week. This cringe of the week came over from Orange
Julius. And oh, no, no, no, I'm looking at the wrong thing. This one came over
from the doogs. And doogs have sent over a cringe of the week before. A lot of people have asked me to review the fighter and the kid.
You familiar with that podcast?
Not at all.
It's a big one.
It's got Brendan Shobb and Brian Kellen on it.
And apparently this recent episode, Brendan's talking about his new, what's the shoe that
the Dche nozzle
makes that costs a fortune?
Yeezies?
Oh, connies.
Yeah, conniesies, yeah.
Yeezies, yeah.
All right, I know that.
So he's talking about his new shoes that he got.
He's all excited about these.
Oh, God.
And Brian doesn't get it, you know.
He's just not like, why would you spend that much
till sneakers look horrendous?
Because they do. Yeah, they're horrendous looking snake. Okay. So boy is understanding this
So Brendan decides to take this this meme that's already played out and make sure to pound it into the ground
They're not for you. I know but I just need to train more with hegan so I can okay, okay boomer
What is boomer? Okay boomer. What does that mean?
Oh, so what you want? Yep, yes, you like
Devon Brandon. Hey, okay, so fucking shitty are they not
fucking eight those shoes? Okay, boomer. I'm not boomer those things suck man. Okay, boomer
What are the fight? What are the what is that shit on top of them? What I listen? I like for a
And shot up dude, okay boomer. I can okay boomer. I can take those
Call me boomer. No, what is he call me boomer?
So don't call me boomer man. I don't know what it means
I don't like it. I fucking hate him okay boomer. Hey
I fucking hate him. Okay, boomer. Hey, you guys got your time. I call me boomer. Okay, boomer. I'm getting mad. You should boom boom. I'm warning you, bro
Yeah, you know shoes aren't for you boomer. They're not for you
This is to get funny at some point. Hey, oh, this is like morning radio to me. Yeah, That sounds like a shitty, hacky morning radio band. What's in the hell?
Sad we're getting with each other.
I keep calling this guy Boomer.
He's getting fired up about it.
Really?
I think we can be glad that we were ahead of the curve
on the getting called Boomer gig, because it's really.
I can't take credit for that.
No.
So something like, hope for her.
I did hear somebody doing the same thing on Harman Town.
Is it Brandon Johnson?
There's one of the guys from Rick and Morty, Doesn't Voice.
Oh, God.
The teacher.
Oh, God.
He was calling Harman Boomer for a few minutes.
Jesus, fucking Christ.
It's so quiet out here.
Can we all agree that it's fucking over now?
Over now. Okay, Jen-Axer. They're doing it in New Zealand politics.
That was fun actually. Yeah, that was funny. But you know, it's everybody's on to it. We're all caught up.
Speaking of everybody's on to it, we're all caught up. It is time for... OPIRADIO!
Alright, so what OPI is doing is he's continuing to have these Carl Ruiz tribute shows and memorials. It's out of control.
I'm inspired. It's crazy.
It's not being inspired to do anything. Was out of control.
So there's a guy, Matt, Farah.
Is that how you pronounce his name? I think so.
And he hosts a show that's all about cars.
Yeah. He's a big auto enthusiast.
And he was on OP Show. I think he's friends with Carl. Yeah. He's a big auto enthusiast.
And he was on OP show.
I think he's friends with Carl.
Right.
So he was on OP show a couple of times
in the past.
They're at that Manhattan car club.
Right.
Where you can rent out really nice cars.
Where OP was out of his depth
and everybody was telling him to shut the fuck up.
Right.
OP didn't know what he was talking about.
OP's on a car guy, which is fine.
He doesn't understand what he doesn't know anything.
I don't know.
What kind of guy is Opie?
Well, in what fucking Rome is he interesting to talk to?
I can't even think of one.
So he's got Matt Farah on the show
and they're doing a pre-game show
before they go to this next memorial service
or whatever tribute thing they're doing for Colorado East.
Because it's just never ending.
Right.
So they decided, okay, we're gonna do a show
and we're gonna do it again from this area
where they're in a giant garage with cars all around them.
And you can only imagine this is a great place
to do a podcast, especially when there's work being done.
I knew this was gonna be the cool thing.
Oh, this is great.
The tires they came with from the factory were not good.
What's up?
We're gonna be well.
Oh, I don't care if you well.
Well, we're not that loud.
Yeah, we're gonna be well.
Yeah, we're gonna be well.
You're a compressor?
Well, things not that loud.
You're so nice.
I know, I know.
You're hanging a race car on the wall.
Here at Clotty Car Club, Manhattan.
Absolutely.
Okay. These guys are over there
podcasting with the shitty zoom microphone and the guy is nice it's cool we're gonna say
hey you probably want to go somewhere else we got to put the race car on the wall and
they're like oh that won't be loud hook it up be loud who's gonna weld a race car out
of the wall yeah that's fine everything except the OPC's where this is going.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
No, I'm wearing it out here.
I don't think that'll be too bad.
All right, fast forward a few minutes, and they get started.
But Audi has a tendency to give.
Oh, wow.
That's what he means by fucking welding.
Holy shit.
That's the welding?
I said, you're not going to be running a compressor or anything.
Are you?
And he was like oh
So maybe we should get in the county oh
I see the way
This may be tough for audio huh? I don't know how's it in your headphones right now is it fucked? It's gotta be a disaster. It kind of sounds cool
You think so yeah, I think it sounds cool
Disaster it kind of sounds cool. You think so. Yeah, I think it sounds cool
Oh, B. What is wrong with you? There's heavy machinery going on behind you and you're podcasting I think it sounds cool Yeah, why what radios to do have you ever been to a new life where there was construction going on
Well, you're recording a radio show you should know this better than anyone like that guy came up
It said I'm going to be welding, I'm going to be going to lie to leave.
And then it starts and the guy's like,
Oh, it's pretty loud, but you should leave.
And he's like, I think it sounds great.
Right, and then OP finally says the truest thing
he's ever said on his podcast.
So, should we go in a different room, maybe?
I guess.
Should we try and go down in the shop over there?
Yeah, let's do that, right?
All right, let's walk into this shop.
Gone well.
No, it's going, this is what people expect from my guess. I mean, let's do that away. All right, let's walk into this shop. Gone well.
No, it's going, this is what people expect from my business.
I mean, I guess, Murph.
Yes, this is true.
We expected the sound like shit.
We expected to be zero content.
To be uninteresting, we expect you to make every wrong decision.
So yes, this is what people expect.
Thank God Matt's on there.
It's not even his show.
He's like, oh, let's get out of here
Yeah, there's a ton of other places we can walk to where there isn't welding going out of the back
I'm trying to put a fucking race car in a wall somewhere. Oh my god. I thought that was a fun part to
Oh, yeah, he knows that he's the dumbest dumb fuck that ever dumb fucked. Yeah
I I have a whole package I want to get into. Oh, yeah, Matt shows up a little bit shaken up. I don't know if you got this far into the episode. No, I didn't get very far. Okay.
So Matt shows up to do this show. Oh, no, I did get this fire. Okay. Yeah, he's shook it up because he just witnessed a pretty horrible accident where a bus ran over a person.
Yes.
So he gets off, I think he took the train into Manhattan,
gets out of the subway, and witnesses a bus drive over a person
and he talks about that.
But I felt like, as I walked away, I was like,
am I a piece of shit that I didn't immediately see this person
and go, I need to help you.
My first reaction was, is it, he's doing an eddy Murphy from Trading Places and he wants
to scam me.
You're beating me to the punch.
You're definitely a New Yorker, true and true because this is such classic opi.
So what Matt is saying is, I witnessed a man hit by a bus and I thought it was a scam
because in New York, people are trying to scam you out of your money all the fucking time. That's happened to me, by a bus. And I thought it was a scam, because in New York, people are trying to scam you
out of your money all the fucking times.
That happened to me, by the way.
Has it really?
Yeah, because I drive a truck for a tractor trailer.
Yeah.
And I was going around a corner,
and there was a woman with her kid,
like her kid driving a toy truck.
And I went around the corner, and I go,
Please tell me that you had your redness get over her.
No, no, no, no.
Something that great. I got a block to where I was going.
And this guy came up and said, oh, you hit that woman back there.
And I said, the fuck I did.
Yeah.
And I turned around and I went back.
And by the time that guy found me and I turned around and went back,
there was emergency vehicles on the scene.
And she's sitting on the ground saying
that I ran over her foot.
Okay.
And long story short, the paramedic
just kinda like investigated the scene.
Yeah, investigating her condition.
Yeah.
He starts kicking her foot.
Oh wow.
That got running and over.
Yeah.
And she's not even, she's on her phone.
Buh-buh-buh.
And the cops are just like, this, they're full of shit.
You know, they do this all the time.
They're just trying to get Coca-Cola money.
Right.
Don't say the right word.
I don't care.
But some Matt Fera, his first reaction was, these people
are trying to scam me.
Yeah, I don't want to get scammed.
And Opi says, oh, you beat me to the punch.
No, no, no, I know I've been in these situations, too.
Opi does not understand what Matt is saying.
The thing about Manhattan especially,
when you're walking around, you see shit go down.
Like usually it's like an old lady falls.
Sometimes you see a guy in his early fifties
with chest pains on the sidewalk.
And the first thing a typical New Yorker will do
is start looking around and pausing, hoping someone else gets involved.
First!
So that's how he was saying it all.
What he was saying, Opie, was he goes, I feel like I'm a piece of shit because my first instinct was, I think these people are scamming me.
Like his outlook on civilization and humanity is that this is probably a scam. Yeah.
That's why he's like, oh, my piece of shit,
like a bad thing just happened.
I might first thought that they're trying to think
it's managing me.
Oh, dude, you're not alone.
Anytime I wait in a something terrible,
I want to get the fuck out of there and not help anyone.
Opie actually goes on to explain specific scenarios
and explains how he himself is a terrible person.
And then you do that half step,
like, because you want to make yourself feel better,
like, oh, I was just about to help.
But then this woman in her early 30s
is helping the old lady up off the sidewalk,
and now she's got to call her family and get her home.
And I'm like, man, I, and I go late.
I'm like, oh, I'm pretty shit.
Lady good for you, I was right there with you.
You got this, she goes, yeah, I got got this and then you walk away. That's cold
so
I'll be really actually is a piece of shit. Man saying I feel like maybe I'm a piece of shit
Because I thought it was a scam. I was going oh no, I know what you mean. Oh, yeah
When I see the lady fall right real piece of shit is yeah, I see no lady fall over my first instinct is to get the fuck out of there
I'm not helper and hope that somebody and get the phone over. My first
instinct is to get the
fuck out of there and not
helper and hope that
somebody else is there to
hell. What an asshole. So
medicine. Double back and
explain that that's not
what he's saying. You look
around and then if there's
no one around, you go.
Fuck inside. You go. Like I
as I was calling 911. I
did the look around not first not to get out of there, but I was I honestly was looking
for the scam. I thought there was going to be a scam. Yeah, but there was no scam. The
guy really got it. So he's explaining to opi's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
you're internal shittiness that you're talking about where you're pissed because you have
to help somebody who's in peril. Yeah. That's not what I'm talking about at all. I was concerned that I was part of a ruse
that they were gonna take advantage of.
I wanted to help.
I wanted to help, but I was worried
that being a compassionate person that wants to help
was gonna get me in trouble.
I don't know if I can explain this anymore, okay?
This is not what I was saying.
So he's still not figured out
that to do one more last round of dumbness and revealed a lot to me about myself
That of where my where my brain went to immediately and then how I reacted to it
But it was great. I don't want to get involved unless they really have to
No, I'll be there's no one he's saying
He wanted to help the person a person is gonna rob him a boss a boss, and by the way, Matt did help the person.
The person said that both front and rear tires went over this person.
I can't imagine.
I can't even imagine.
This person was mangled.
Yeah.
And Matt went over and helped the person.
Nobody's like, Jesus Christ, I see that.
I'm like, I'm out of here.
He fucked these assholes.
Not helping anyone.
It's so weird. I Not helping anyone. So weird.
So I have a theory, Andy, and you might know this
because I've known you for a long time.
I have a theory about bright lights and loud noises.
I think that the dumber you are,
the more excited you are about bright lights
and loud noises.
Yeah.
Hence fireworks.
Fireworks are a thing.
Fireworks are for dumb people,
because they cheer for like loud explode.
BOOM!
Ah! They're cheering.
What are you cheering?
That the explosion happened?
I love the red ones, don't you kids?
There's a lot of examples of this,
where dumb people will tend to migrate to places
where there's bright lights or loud noises.
Yes.
They're welding inside the shop.
Oh, it gets very excited about this.
Sorry about this.
We're walking past the welders.
Wow, look at this bark.
That's awesome.
Ha!
Sounds like a seven year old.
Wow, it's awesome.
It's called welding, I'll be.
You've never seen this before.
Everyone's seen it.
Not that.
It's like the land of the dead.
You're probably not familiar with the George Romero movies.
Oh, yeah. There's a sequence in the third one.
Where the survivors that are still human start distracting the zombies with fireworks.
They just set off fireworks and all the zombies look up and go
Oh, and then you could just walk right by him. Yes
Oh, he's
It's the sheeple you
Opie explains that
He finally got his haircut and this is just
God this is pathetic
I don't even know what to make of this.
You know, you forced me to get a haircut
because I'm sick of you calling me Boris Johnson hair.
Finally, I was just gonna poke that until the fuck
now.
No, it's like, look, I'm good.
I think you know, first haircut since Carl died.
I don't want to, oh really, it's like that.
Oh, yeah, it's time to move on, man.
I think even Carl would say it's trying to move the fuck on what are you from?
Andy what's going on here?
so
His friend died and he stopped basic grooming yeah habits. He wasn't gonna cut his hair again
That's a little AC and BC stands forl. It's before and after a carl. I got a haircut.
BC said AC is not going well for OP.
Dude, is anyone do that?
Is that a thing?
Why not all about this?
I think, you know, when you have a tragedy
your life you stop carrying about personal hygiene.
You stop cutting your hair for months
because your front passes are right?
I think some people would.
Jesus Christ, well, I will say my wife's a hair stylist,
so I hope that not most people do that.
Cause that would really fucking cut into our,
you know, a picture had only pillaged
so many bills around here.
Gotta do some cut and colors.
Yeah.
Get to it, chop, chop, chop, let's get out of it. All right. This clip
right here really sums up what OPS and that is Brother Weez's prodigy. Oh, God. If you
couldn't have a better example, if you just pulling the guy up the street who knew Brother
Weez and said, this is what the next generation of brother weasen would do on a radio show.
Yeah. Who cares? Let's just stand here for a second.
All right. Because I want to tell you a story. So I didn't shame my balls.
Yeah. No. All right. That's enough of that. I like that.
I mean, it doesn't understand what fetishes are, how they work.
They talk about the fact that Matt doesn't have any fetishes.
Okay.
This is a quick conversation they have.
I actually kind of suck.
I don't have fetishes, which is unfortunate.
I wish I did.
Yeah, I don't really have fetishes.
I kind of wish I did.
I think it would be easier.
It'd be kind of fun, right?
Yeah, I mean, I have a thing in activity.
You know what activity?
I like extra curriculum.
Well, how the fetish would you like to have that you don't?
I'm trying to think.
Oh, I don't know. That's kind of a... I know. You're right. That can you like to have that you don't try to think oh I don't know that's kind of a I know
That can't be true though. What kind of fetish do you wish you had that you don't
That's how finishes work if you had a thing that you wish you had you would have yeah
That's what the W's don't finish is oh
I wish I was into boobs when you are
Good Oh, I really wish I was into boobs. Well, you are in a bed. You're trying to help! Good!
This is all you're like, over here, you're that stupid?
That's good.
What a dumb question.
The guy's just trying to do a quick, little throw away line.
Yeah, I wish I was in the finishes.
I'm not.
Oh, let's look into that.
Just stop.
What do you mean?
Weird thing, do you wish you were into?
Like, none.
Yeah.
Tweet it.
You don't like want to see somebody that you're attracted to,
whatever gender it is, wearing something that you find appealing all the time.
You know, it's like,
Where are you going with this, Andy?
I'm going to say, I'm not.
Hey, what you think?
I just don't want to get into my game.
I think you're going somewhere.
I just say, don't say that you don't want to see something specific.
I was watching, I was going to say, is don't want to see something specific. I was watching. Oh
that was gonna say is to fight all the carls is. I dig too deep into the shit dude. I was watching
this video galger from a couple of months ago. He said he's in India or something and they're
interviewing him on this local news show and he pulls his his shirt off. He's wearing men underpants,
upside down around his torso with the crotch cut out for his neck. He says, he says it's a sports
bra for men. He's still doing bits. This is what he does. This is what a 69 year old gagger is still doing.
I didn't tell him.
He's new fetish.
And that's OP Stegdow.
So OP is lost car or we's now he's trying to do the show
with Matt, it seems like.
And they have zero chemistry.
This is an example of terrible chemistry.
And oh, this just in, OP's an idiot.
We're out, dude.
I just spoke toast points
That was nice, you know, that's from the the 18 member the the modern remake of the 18
I didn't see the modern you didn't see it. No, I see that
It's fun. It's I don't remake
Doesn't matter you know they did they just we did midway, which is out now midway midway is some
some kind of like
War film
This World War 2 right I think so
Fuck fuck both of you
Wars chemistry ever the guy goes oh that reference I just made is from the the new 80 movie
Oh, I don't like I don't like when they do reboots. Although I did like midway. Oh really what's that about?
I know idea. Yeah
They just made it to another movie by the way anyone who's on the discord now or has been in the past
Well, no that I say things are just the most idiotic things ever. I take them on post
I try to say face a little bit like I'll be if you say
I don't really just really been way what's it?
Well
I'm hoppin' I hoppin' up. Oh
The battle in midway
It's in the title that fucking moment. What was your word 1812 thought? I don't know
You saw the movie
What are you doing? Japanese people in the plates?
That can be a clue.
How many floors have we had against the Japanese?
Jesus Christ.
Holy fuck.
All right, I could adventure to guess.
I don't like ATV.
You see, midway, no I haven't.
What's it about?
I don't know.
Great conversation.
All right.
I think that pretty much does it for everything that I wanted to get to today. Great conversation. Ha ha ha. Alright.
I think that pretty much does it for everything that I want to get to you today.
Thank God.
Thank God.
I'm excited about our bonus episode that we're going to do coming out on Thursday.
Maybe I'll announce the time that we record it so we can get on the discord.
Probably Wednesday at some point.
Be very exciting.
And then don't forget that next week,
we do this all over again.
Ooh.
Yeah.
And you know what we like to do.
We like to do it.
Oh, geez.
We like to do it.
We like to do it.
We like to do it.
We like to do it.
We like to do it.
We like to do it.
We like to do it.
We like to do it.
We like to do it.
We like to do it.
We like to do it. We like to do it. We like to do it. We like be reviewing. Can't wait to hear this.
A next week's episode, I'm going to do so tease.
This is what everybody is thinking right now.
They're like, what is it going to be?
Just get to it.
This is why I like to star right here.
Yeah, you know, it's that classic.
People don't know.
Is it going to be a heavy hitter?
Right.
They're going to like punch up.
Yeah.
Or is it going to be some garbage, nothing cast, and punch down.
It's the letter!
Let's get it all the way home.
You guys rock.
I love you.
Kyle and Luke will talk about tunes
and alienate half of the audience. Hello, and welcome to another episode of Kyle and Luke Talk About Toons, the show where
two comedy musicians, who also happen to be animation industry professionals talk about cartoons.
I mean, obviously.
Not obvious, not obvious.
This is a podcast called Kyle and Luke talk about tunes.
It was a suggestion that came in from Orange Julius.
This fucking guy.
I love that they described themselves as comedy musicians.
What?
I've written a lot of comedy songs, and I've played on this show.
Yeah.
I've never once called myself a comedy musician.
That's so douchy.
Come on, Pessie, eat a mudslide.
That's a good song.
At any rate, I was sitting there going,
why the fuck is the music going on for so long?
You're really lean into that.
Yep, so this should be a lot of fun.
I think we're going to review a show where they talk about loony tunes or something, because
they review all these cartoons, I don't fucking know what they're talking about.
I got to get something that I know with the source material on.
Help me out a little bit.
Andy, thank you so much for doing the show this week.
We're all very excited that you're back.
Oh, I'm glad to be here.
Even with all your lips smacking, we still appreciate you.
Is there anything you want to, anything for me?
All right, mouth breathing and lips smacking.
Right.
Before we pretend to add the show, right now,
is there anything that you want to plow or promote?
You know what, I do want to plug, I tease this,
to Sam Tripoli.
Oh yeah!
I'm gonna talk about it in the legit portion of the show,
because I think it's really fucked up.
And we, not me, but Tinfoil Hat was featured on the show.
And I talked about it to Carl, that is the only show
in the history of WATP
that has beaten the odds and I have become a fan of.
Right.
I love the show.
I don't, I mean, I don't agree with all the nonsense.
Oh, but it's a fun show.
It's funny.
I've all worked up about to conspiracy things
and Sam is a funny comedian.
And what I really appreciate was that you could go to his website
and he's done some half hour, 40 minute specials
that I don't know what his intention was with him.
Maybe they didn't get picked up. Maybe you wanted to try to sell him.
And they didn't sell.
They didn't sell the specials, you mean?
Yeah, okay.
And he just hosts him on his website.
It's for free.
So you could go and watch his I don't know to have you
I had watch him. No, there was two and I went and I watched him because I enjoyed the podcast and I wanted more Sam
Watch both YouTube
So he had he had two 30 minute
Comedy specials on there that he was just giving away to anybody that would want them.
Okay.
But now, YouTube has pulled all his shit off the internet.
They just dropped it.
His website is fucking crashed.
Oh, that's fucked up.
It's really fucked up.
Is it because of the abstinence stuff?
It's, you know, when you cast such a wide net that he cast yeah who can say why right but somebody he said something he had somebody on
that rubbed the wrong person the wrong way no and
YouTube just completely dropped all of his shit so the Alex Jones them. Yeah, that's fucked up
He's doing it. He's doing I like entertainment cast us. It's us supposed to be news, that hard-eating news.
I think it's seriously, and he worked really hard to build up his website.
He had many, many followers, and he talks about, if you get so many, then you can get to
certain tiers of ads that you can host and so on.
It's a revenue stream for him.
And my own personal conspiracy theory about Sam
is that he's knocked up his old lady because he keeps talking about that. He's got some changes
going on in his life. He's going to talk about. So I think maybe he's getting married or maybe
he's having a kid. So he needs all the help that he can get. And for this to happen, it breaks my heart.
That sucks. It does.
Sorry to hear that. Yeah. I didn't know.
So I mean, if anybody out there gives a shit, you know, just whatever, buy a 10 foil hat t-shirt
or a list of the podcast. And we only promote one thing at this show. That's our Patreon.
Yeah. I don't know where you're going with this.
Well, I'm just saying. People who have so many dollars this time.
I feel bad for Sam. And, you know you know He's he was part of the show
Yeah, and he's good sport and he's funny guy and he got fucked over all right, but you know
You use your time to promote something I
For Sam that's the least I could do I mean I just hope you lands on his feet because it's a great show listen to the tinfoil hat guys
Well, it's also interesting not to make this about me.
This is not about me, but when I went on Anthony Kumi
to show for the first time, he had Alex Jones on as a guest
before I came on.
And it was, Retrie got de-platformed.
Yeah.
And the whole discussion was around, where does this end?
Right.
So a lot of people were cheer, you know,
oh great, good.
Alex shows this crazy person.
Get him off the internet.
He shouldn't, his voice shouldn't be heard.
Yeah.
And it's just like, okay, so good.
We got rid of him.
Now who's next?
Right.
You know, obviously things get pretty extreme.
And one way or the other, right?
And this is part of free speech.
And this is part of one of this country was founded on.
You're one of my friends.
It was a while in miss shit to get extreme,
one way or the other.
This is a first event issue.
It is because, and you can say,
well, Alphabet's a private company, Alphabet owns YouTube.
They have, they can take that shit down,
except for the fact that they have a monopoly
on online video, right?
So you're no longer, if Google starts
censoring you out of search, or YouTube takes you off of their video platform or even Twitter, like
they have them in outly on this shit. And the reason that they give is so broad.
Right. Because they took it, they took them off because he has
Blutue ads. Who fucking doesn't have Blutue ads?
What are they saying? Yes, he's promoting drug...
It's a bone eradication.
Yeah, who doesn't like that?
Who cares?
Or CBD, the other thing that everybody has ads on it.
Right.
And that's why they pulled him off.
That's not a lot.
That's a lot, obviously.
So, it's just fucked up.
What's a fucking downer?
I feel like we're ending this show
that we probably sure are in his show.
No, you will.
Well, I hope I die soon in life's socks.
All right, thanks a lot.
Thanks for coming out.
I appreciate it.
You can't talk about lizard people and, you know,
missad on tinfoil hat.
Next thing you know, you know,
we can't make our dick and fart
and rape jokes on this podcast.
One of those things for sure will be such and very soon.
David Ike and Tinfoil Hat was awesome.
I love David Ike.
Talk about wizard people.
All right, please join us again next week.
It might be episode we find out once for a who are these podcasts?
Sleep well, every pony.
Starting in the most bits of morning radio.
Fuck you!
He's cold right now.
Hmm.
Uh-oh, Rayford.
Great show.
Good job, everybody.
Great job, everyone.
I'm so glad you're here.
Get the shit.
Get the fuck.
Don't be a shit for its taste. I don't know.
I don't get it.
Makes no sense.
Alright, let's get into voice-mails.
Let's make this really quick, because I don't want to spend all day anything tomorrow This is somebody who picked up on something I said in last week's episode
a car
30 minutes since this week show and you just revealed
Something interesting that you have friends that do drag
Trends in quotation
drag friends in quotation friends come on if you don't have that master a little more
all right sir this is wildly immature it is wildly immature but I got to agree
with him I didn't know you had friends that did drag my wife is a hair stylist
how else do I be to explain this to people okay all right that explains him. I didn't know you had friends that did drag. My wife is a hair stylist. How else
do I be to explain this to people? Okay. All right. That explains that. It explains
a lot. Did you bro called into the show?
Hey, Carl, this is did you bro? Hey, just wanted to let you know that, uh, yeah, I'm not
going to be able to make it to record podcasts with you. So, uh, yeah, sorry about that man, I'm gonna cancel on you. I am definitely not coming this week.
So don't expect me. Also, I'm changing my number. So, yeah, don't try to call me back on any, any number. And, um, yeah, I'm, I won't be dropping by. If anybody checks, you see or anything, it's not me, okay? Oh shit! Is that it? Is that broad child born over there? Oh man, I gotta go
tomorrow. All right, well I guess Digi Bros out. That's too bad. It's expecting him to do
the show next week on. Oh, I just got a text from him. He's definitely coming.
You gotta ignore that. It's a different number now. Apparently our biggest fan
from Australia, although there's a lot of now. Apparently our biggest fan from Australia, although there's
a lot of controversy around who our biggest fan from Australia is. Carl, then.
Hey, Carl, you can call me Kim. I called him about two, three weeks ago saying I'm your
biggest fan from Australia and I also ask you to please a really big phone number. I want
to go back in some of the things I said. So I said. So I'm not your biggest fan of
Australia. And second off, he's still married because after hearing Reese would be
responding to me, he's such a dick. So well, I hope you go to the boss. Also, Vic, I'm
sorry, I had a Australian so much if I instigated that in any way. Please let me know. We'll like to use it as a pick up line
or something. We're going to be loving that. Also, don't release your phone number. I think
that's a poor idea. Too late. Because I'm not going to call you. And you're probably just
going to get creeps worth me calling you. So if you do actually want me calling you, I'll
give you my phone number.
Is that easy? Anyway, thank God. Have a good one.
So we did post VIXX phone number on Patreon. And I have got some screenshots of text threads
that I've got back and forth because a very good sense of humor about this stuff. And she, unlike most girls, she loves attention.
Go figure.
All right.
We had Fran Dresser calling to the show a couple of weeks ago
because we talked about her.
She called back in again.
She's had a tough life, man.
I don't know if you know that.
Cancer, rape, a lot of bad things that happen to Fran.
Yeah.
Hey, Carly Poo, it's me, Fran Dresser.
Again, I just wanted to call into publicly apologize to you.
I've been listening to your podcast this last week
between life tragedies.
And you know what, I gotta say, you're doing some pretty good
stuff, kid, especially with that Opie character.
He's an asshole.
And he just put that guy a wang or whatever fucking name was to say, right?
I mean, he was pretty bad. Ha, ha got a UTI and her Disney Plus won't vote.
It keeps booting her out.
She has to keep logging back in.
It's a hard life.
All right, this is Eddie.
Do you remember Nico?
Vagely.
Nico was an 18 year old who was up on rape charges.
How could I forget?
I then disappeared!
And as a missing person, wonder why?
Well, Nico is now a fan of WOTP.
He called back into the show again.
Hey, Carl, it's Nico again, the pedophile.
Just wanted to say, because I'm a member of the Patreon,
I called that Vic, that Vic's girl, and fixed girl and turns out he is in fact a girl
cool which is kind of disappointing i was really hoping for you know a little
little younger you know not too young you know
so what they're you know when they come up to you want to make sure they're
feeding the ground you know
i anyway i'm loving the show i really like the last week with big mass and i
really like how um i'm loving the show i really like the last week with big mass in i really like how um
i just like the show
i anyway uh... i'm using the money that i'm robbing from liquor stores here for the
patreon
so good for that
you're now uh...
part of my crimes
whatever
anyway carl uh... yeah
let's exchange some pictures pictures of cell porn
f***ing i don't know what i want Let's exchange some pictures. Some pictures of Southport. Yeah.
Fuck it. I don't know what I want.
I like Nico that he's robbing liquor stores to be the
Patreon, but I don't know why I want to exchange pictures with this guy.
No, you don't. He might be a creep.
Yeah.
My ploy is working. I pre-recorded that.
Said.
How could I be in two places at once, Carl?
It's impressive.
This is a... Oh, Carol? It's impressive.
This is a...
Oh, Tim goes back from Australia.
And remember how he just said that Reese the Beast was sucking my dick and...
Yeah, and you're wearing mail underwear upside down as a sportsman?
Right, he said all that.
I think something like that happened.
So this is him calling back to make up with Reese, which is good to hear.
I call Spin Tim again. So this is him calling back to make up with Reese, which is good to hear. Hey, Carl. It's been Kim again
I've been thinking about what I said just the other day to Reese's Deese and I feel like it wasn't very nice
I want to retract what I said and
Reese I'll have a beer tonight mate. I also just want to say me and you have to work together because I just can't understand why Vic hate Australia
So much and I think it's undoubted for all. So, uh, yep, sorry, that's all I have to call and uh, screw you, Vic.
I feel like we're bringing people together out of this show.
I see. You notice that? People are becoming friends now.
Reese and Tam are hanging out in Australia getting a beer.
VIX is sexting everyone in Australia.
Yep. VIX is gettinging everyone in Australia. Yep. VIX is getting in a date with dick pics.
Which by the way, Dick Messian was talking about this.
It's illegal in Texas now to send a dick pic.
I don't know if that's true or not.
That's why I heard it on a podcast.
So I assume that it is.
Yeah.
It's illegal.
I heard it on a podcast.
It's gonna be true.
It's illegal to send a dickpecks.
I don't know where Vic lives, but.
All right, what is this one?
Hey Carl, I'm still traveling down memory lane,
old episodes, and you just said on one of them
that the isotopes are a surf band,
a surf band in Rochester.
A surf band.
Cool.
That's a good one, Mel.
It's your battle.
You suggested on the podcast with Dick, you made a comment that you really liked this
podcast called How Did This Get Made?
And so I download the latest episode called Freakwell to them so 2 to 7.
I don't know why it's called something stupid, but they start out with their retarded Q&A life advice.
What the fuck, I thought this was about how shitty movies got made.
Some bitch calls in, she says, oh my god, guys, guys, you treated so much better at working women.
Like, a guy feels bad, everyone like coddles him, and then a girl then a girlfriend's bad bitch get over it. Come on
just suck it up bitch. And then he's like what do you think you know absolutely misogyny is the
small that we breathe in. Now fuck me, son. How do you listen to this nonsense? This fucking trite
bullshit. How the fuck are you listening to this shit? Did you lose your bones or did I just miss hearing you actually know like this podcast?
What's kind of shitty? That that's what I have. I just miss heard you right?
Yeah, I'm here. Come on. Hey, man, I got back.
I have to apologize. Never listen to a prequel episode of How to the Skip Bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, uh, it just don't listen to it. It's not for you. You know,
we do this all the time. We listen to what episode and say that it's bad
and people get upset with us.
And you know, we're gonna do,
we're gonna tell you to do what everyone else should do.
Don't listen to how to this get made.
Only listen to it if Jason Manzookis is out there.
It's the only reason to listen to that show.
Everyone else is a throw away, but Zooks rules.
You don't listen to it.
It's not for you.
I listened to Dick Masterson.
He does his show on Sundays.
And he came out on Saturday and recorded the show on WATP.
So I was excited to hear what he thought
about his weekend.
Yeah.
Hey, Dick, I'll tell you what, make me a rage.
You didn't miss in Carl on your show this week.
I noticed that too.
Dick, what's up, buddy?
What happened to the hair?
I was at a, uh, uh, who are these podcasts yesterday?
That's a great show.
Honey moves over.
Maybe that's all right.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, he came on your show.
You should be glad about that.
I'm very glad about that.
I thought he was fantastic covering a topic that is not necessarily all that much fun.
And he was great.
I'm going to let you write his co-tales that he for there, apparently.
So we have a fan of the official podcast to want to take Umbridge with us.
Take Carl, sorry to call again.
So you know how you were saying that you were going to review the official podcast again
on your Patreon in a bonus episode, like a redo or whatever?
Well if you do it again, you should do it on one of the episodes like pretty much after
you reviewed their first podcast because if you do their new stuff, they've kind of gone
back to their old ways, but after you fucking dripped them a new asshole, they tried to take some of your advice to heart,
and it completely took the show off the tracks, and it is pretty much awful.
It was pretty bad.
They almost lost a good amount of their fanbase, and if you go on a sub-reddit, you can
still see people bitching about it like to this day.
So the episode I'm going to recommend that you review is episode 140.
It's an episode where they had all these corners and stuff, and it was just like a mess because there were like 18 different corners.
And this is really like the height of the corners.
So I think this is the best episode.
This is like, yeah, yeah.
You affected them quite a bit after you reviewed their podcast
So yeah have fun doing that
I'm bound because I know Kai was in our discord earlier and he's not anymore
He's playing Luigi's mansion
It could have came out and defended himself
But that's interesting. I like that. Everybody says that they don't
take things to heart. But you do hear all of this feedback here and you make adjustments.
For example, I don't know if you noticed this or not, but I changed the levels of the theme
song when the show starts off because people tell me that I'm earraping them. I've been
making adjustments based on the feedback I get from people tell me that I'm earraping them. I've been making adjustments
based on the feedback I get from people about how the sound quality sucks and this is that
the other thing. And I know that Kaya made a lot of changes to the official podcast based
on our review. I thought they were all for the better. The better. I thought that he made
changes that made the show better but apparently not everyone agrees with that. So that's really funny. I'm interested to hear what
Kai is saying. I think it would be interesting for maybe Patreon things to revisit
certain shows. Well we did the vanish together. That was a white fight. I mean it could be the whole thing.
That could be the whole thing. That could be our thing.
It's like, what's going on with the show now?
What was that show?
Step by step.
Those guys are really but hurt about our review of the show.
We should go back.
Who are the guys that do the Instagram page for our first,
I don't talk about them.
I don't talk about them.
I did go and revisit. I thought it talk about that. I don't talk about that. I did go and revisit.
I thought it would be interesting.
Remember, I think it was my first episode was
Jay and Miles explaining the X-Men.
Yes.
Yes.
It used to be Rachel, who transitioned to Jay.
So I went back and you would be surprised
about how Rachel's voice sounds now.
I didn't even learn to do a whole episode, but I was very surprised to be Rachel's voice sounds now. I didn't think I'd learned it a whole episode,
but I was very surprised to be like,
oh, interesting.
Totally sounds like a dude.
Someone's suggestion is to revisit OP radio.
That's a good idea.
We should definitely do that.
All right, this has been a lot of fun, Andy.
You're fantastic.
As always, thank you so much for all of your hard work.
We're gonna sign off of the discord and
This is where we read all the patriots. Yeah, right. Let me go through. Thank you
Boomer guy