Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep185 - TDS
Episode Date: December 23, 2019TDS is a controversial show run by white supremacists. Well, that's just one opinion. Maybe they're just joking and it's all simply super edgy comedy. Yea, I'm sure that's what it is. All the k-bombs ...and n-bombs are all in good fun. Kaya from the Official Podcast joins us as we talk about the ZOG, gay-ops, Stuttering John's new low, the obsession with Vic, and much, much more. Support WATP - http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello, back slappers and gussaroos.
Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts?
The only show that steals jokes from its subreddit.
I'm your host, Carl.
With me this week, co-hosts of the official podcast from it subreddit. I'm your host, Carl, with me this week,
co-host of the official podcast, it is Kaya. Welcome, Kaya.
Hi. Hello. Thanks for having me on, even though I'm not pure.
I am very excited to have you on the show this week. We've been trying to get this
coordinated for weeks now, and people are very excited about the podcast. It will be reviewing.
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Kai and I will be reviewing a podcast called TDS.
This is a suggestion that came in from Next Grotto.
We have both listened to the show separately.
We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.
Let's get into it.
This is a podcast that's hosted by a man named Mike Enach
and I don't know who the other co-hosts are.
I couldn't find any information about them.
I assume they really hide their identities.
Okay.
No, no, no.
Okay, so we can get right into it.
So first of all, TDS stands for the Daily Shoah,
which if you know what supremacist memes,
so Shoah is the, I think Yiddish word, there's something for the Holocaust and there's a meme going another Shoah, which if you know why supremacist memes, so Shoah is the, I think, Yiddish word,
there's something for the Holocaust and there's a meme going another Shoah.
So whenever a Jewish person complains about anti-Semitism or something, you say, another
Shoah, huh, buddy?
So I guess that's a play on that little thing.
So one of the co-hosts is called Alex.
I don't know if you've looked into him.
I was going to actually send you this,
but I didn't want to break our little rule.
Oh yeah, you could always send me things to look at
before we just can't talk about the show.
Shit, okay, well, so one of the co-hosts here is,
okay, do you want to set it up
with a clip that represents the show?
Yeah, let's do that.
Do you have one that you'd like to play?
All right.
I want you to go first.
Okay.
I can do that, Because it's interesting.
It's an anti-Semitic white supremacist podcast that we listen to. So it's hard to to sum
it up. Although I guess it's not that difficult to sum it up because they had a specific topic
that they wanted to talk about on this episode number 530 that I listened to. Did you by any chance listen to that episode? No, I listened to the
latest one. Okay. So I'm up today on my Nazi knowledge. Okay, good. So on an
action, I'm excited that you're on here because I have a feeling that I did not do
my homework sufficiently. I obviously I already didn't know one of the
co-hosts names, which has never happened before. So I'm glad that you're on.
But what they want to talk about is apparently President Trump signed an executive order that
makes Judaism a nationality in the eyes of the law.
And you would think that these guys being obsessed with Jews would be all over this. I mean, he's gonna be Judaism is now going to be a nationality, so it can be applied to,
you know, certain like civil rights acts of can now apply to Judaism.
Which most Jews are mad at?
Hmm, I can't, I mean, I thought you were gonna be all up on this.
So the guy shows up to the show.
They do two to, they're over two to half hours about this specific topic.
He didn't even know about it.
And that's what I want to point out about this show.
I was really blown away by how unprofessional it is.
I thought that while I'd be offended by everything that they said, it would at least be
a buttoned up show because they have a very big following.
But it's terrible.
They talk over each other, they're not good broadcasters.
It's not a fun or entertaining show to listen to.
It's like, Alex Jones is entertaining as fuck.
I can listen to that show up and down.
I don't care what he's talking about.
This show is just boring.
It's a terrible show.
And it's, so from a technical standpoint,
the editing is acceptable. The, by editing, I mean, the sound quality and such, it's not terrible show. And it's... So from a technical standpoint, the editing, it's
acceptable. By editing, I mean the sound quality and such. It's not terrible except the
one guy who, for some reason, is calling in from Skype. But the actual content, this is a
hangout podcast. It's three, the losers literally just hanging out talking about stuff. And it's,
you know, rambling and it's every other podcast. If this didn't have the white supremacy theme to it,
it would still be a shitty podcast.
It's not just their opinions
and that they're embarrassing human beings
to share a country with.
Right.
And like you said, they don't even have their shit together.
So first of all, okay, so to give some background knowledge
on this fucking show, they have bonus episodes you can pay for.
And there are 500 plus episodes into this.
And every single episode is hours and hours long.
Apparently they do these three times a week.
How long can you drag out fuck blacks and Jews?
How many hours does it take to go over that theme again and again?
Why do you have a show for so long?
It turns out that's not really the central theme all the time.
They on the latest episode that I listened to, they'd ramble about fucking movies for 30 minutes. So what supremacist are you? You just, you talk about Marvel movies
and then maybe you're gonna, you call the director of the Jewish Faggot. That's their commentary
on Zionism. Yeah, they're such a...
They're not. I just learned it. Well, let me point this out. And I know you were trying
to transition into something, but since you brought that up, you would think that these guys are going to bring us to the
news and the information that's not going through the mainstream media.
So and I'm just to put this out there, I think the mainstream media is corrupt.
I think that there's corporate interests and the deep states involved and they're not
giving us the right information.
So I'm always looking for alternative information out there
regardless of what people stand for.
I'm interested in it.
They go into their analysis on the impeachment,
Trump's impeachment,
and you're gonna hear how brilliant these guys are
with their research and analysis.
But there are things about the impeachment
that are absolutely enraging.
Like the fact that some of the evidence was given by this guy, Vinland, who's a Ukrainian
born Jew.
So remember that this whole impeachment is about this conversation with the president of
Ukraine and he's like, one of the people who's sharing evidence in the trial is
Ukrainian
No shit
So they go on and you and of course had a Jew so they go on with even further analysis
Which is brilliant as like these ease of foreigner and you know there was some I didn't catch all the details of it
But they like he has like a brother and like they were reporting to each other
Somebody it's like what is and this is the guy who knows the most about it on this show and he doesn't know anything
It's a disguise a Jew I think he's got a brother. It's crazy
And my crazy or does he sound a little like Kevin? Oh shit. I didn't pick up on that
Do you think Kevin's do you think Kevin is one of the co-hosts of this show?
Because he hasn't had time.
I'm a little bit like him.
All right, I kept thinking about him.
Last thing I want to play, it's come this same little thing.
So this guy is talking about this Ukrainian Jew
who should not be involved in this in any way,
because he's a foreigner and a Jew,
and he has no analysis.
He doesn't understand what's going on or how it's going down and the other guy chirps
up and provides his analysis of it.
I think it is lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies.
But the thing is it's like why is it so his analysis is that it's lies lies lies lies lies lies lies bullshit bullshit Jewish which is really brilliant stuff. I mean, that's that's good.
No, I understand.
Fuck it, idiot.
See, so this is the horse through theory come to life.
It's the social justice mop.
It's in these people on each end of the spectrum.
They're so alike that this guy he thinks repeating something is a good argument.
You know how you always see those tweets like, impete orange man, impete orange man, impete
orange man.
They just copy and paste the same sentence 20 times in one tweet and somehow we're supposed
to be convinced by that.
Okay.
Yeah, sure.
Lies, lies, lies, fucking morons.
So here's a, I guess, somewhat of a good representation of just how boring these guys
are.
That's my clip one
Tidious lovely holiday ballot, right? It's good right so so wonderful
Really brings it to your to my ass. I actually
Shots to my ass. I mean wow Tear to my eye. I shot bang all the camera and the screen because I forgot I forgot that one drop was in there and it caught me off guard
So that's it that's you that's your you open all your presents already because I forgot, I forgot that one drop was in there and it caught me off guard. Not that. That was really good.
So that's it, that's it, that's it.
You open all your presents already.
What am I listening to there?
What's going on?
It's the intro of their show.
And that's how it starts.
It's just them rambling and making childish jokes.
I'm gonna turn my ass.
I'm gonna, there's real kind of,
I'm gonna turn my ass.
We're the superior race.
So these idiots are genuinely just stupid people
who I guess they don't really read a lot.
They were very proud in the last episode
of having read one book.
They keep talking about Native Americans
and how they all deserve to get raped and killed.
Oh, speaking of that, I that actually ties right into,
they talk about, I love it when white racists try to
talk about the stereotypes that are put on white people, because obviously they're going
to have a very unbiased view of the situation.
They say white stereotypes are things like this, and I can name a bunch of them.
This is not where I would have gone first.
Like white people, the only group
where like negative stereotypes aren't true.
Like, think about this.
What are the negative stereotypes of whites?
Man-ays.
No spices.
I mean, yeah, they have like, they make fun of like,
food preferences, which is just wrong.
Like, our food is actually better.
We even, even the food, your shitty ethnic food,
we make it better.
Also, we make it better when you get your best formula.
All the formalism that happened was white people
going around the world looking for spices.
I like that they did get the colonialism,
they didn't get to it the right way,
but he goes, what is it about white people,
the people hate, the fact that they eat mayonnaise.
What?
That's not it at all.
No one's upset with white people eating mayonnaise.
It's really the colonialism that's the problem,
and they go on to talk about how great colonialism actually was for all of the natives that were colonized.
All the colonialism that happened was white people going around the world looking for spices.
But it also like to put in their feet.
It also like actually improved these people's feelings.
It was a mistake
Shouldn't bother next time. I mean next time we don't bother about. There's a thanks we get. That's that's I don't know
So he's a Worship for taking over all of these lands that already had people living there
So they're very goofy views of
Everything almost especially about white people and it's just a foundation of how
Conquering works or white works how why America was found a playclip to real quick. This is
goofy history here
Jazz hands already told me what to think about the founding fathers, so I don't think you can resurrect any of them for me
What did he tell you to think about did the entire country was designed to be the shopping mall that it is from the beginning
It was all just merchants trying to generate profit and import cheap labor so that they
can get rich and then just like, what do we do with all these goyums that are like, you
know, right now they're in the living in the countryside.
They're all going to move into the city and put them in tenements and not then, you know,
send them on to a fucking river to mine for coal.
That's not entirely the message that I got from them.
That's the message I got from them.
Like, this whole thing was a fucking sham.
Well.
So, little heads up.
Merchants here is another word, meme word for Jewish people.
Yeah.
Come from the happy merchant meme.
I'm sure you've seen it the guy with the hook nose,
rubbing his hands together like excellent.
Yeah.
Yeah, so this is the kind of shit these guys believe is they
egg each other on.
They have white supremacist friends who tell them
retarded shit like this.
Yeah, do you know America was actually founded
by Jewish people just to sell stuff?
Sure.
So two of these guys seem to be in studio,
but then the third or at least they send over
the tracks or whatever.
But then you have the third guy who calls
and over a Skype connection at least on the latest episode. So that's, and he's a complete idiot to just, like I said, he read
one book or watched one movie and he has to keep shoe-horning it in, which is clip three.
Second of all, up in North America, there weren't very many to begin with, and they were savages.
And, okay, now I'm not under distracted Sorry, I was I was participating in this thing about the
direct main story. But now we're back on topic talking about Indian genocide, which is why you should
read Bloodmurian. Were you participating in your life? Why? You guys have done 500 shows and they
don't know how to podcast? Yeah, oh, we'll get to Alex. The guy with the scub connection. He's very
full of himself. He likes to think of himself as a professional podcaster.
You know what?
Actually, let's get into it right now, fuck it.
So this guy, Alex Mech-Nab, I think his name is, he had a Huffington Post article written
about him because, you know, he is a white supremacist and he's an EMT.
At least he used to be.
Oh, I run a show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He will come on the show and talk about how if there is a black child that has to have
blood drawn, he would like torture it. He will come on the show and talk about how, if there is a black child that has to have blood drawn,
he would like torture it.
So this is from the article, it says,
last month, the investigation cleared them
of any wrongdoing, but according to Rand Williams,
an attorney for the J-E-B Stewart-Volunteer rescue squad,
it was important to fire McNabb anyway,
this is the what's the premises.
It's our job to look out for the members of our community
and whenever one of the members of our community to think that they might be mistreated or discriminated
against. Now this, I kind of had to think about this because I'm a very free speech kind
of guy. Whatever you say in private shouldn't get you fired from your day job, one doesn't
have anything to do with the other. But then again, this guy is an EMT. It is kind of a problem
when your literal job is saving lives and you consider
some people's lives not worth saving, right? That's not somebody wants going around in
your community and says, so this guy goes on his show referring to black patients as
dindos. It's hard to find a din do vein anyway because they're black, he said in one episode.
McNamant maintains that his doctrine, not in Narcon character is a work of fiction.
He recounts dealing with an unruly African-American male child running around an emergency room.
As it turned out, this young African-American male was there to get blood drawn, so guess
who volunteered to take his blood?
Dr. Narcon enjoyed the great immense satisfaction as he terrorized his youngster with a needle
and stabbed him dusly in the arm with a large gauge IV catheter.
So these are the kind of stories he tells it's about how he's just fucking with little black
children and such. Here's a clip. You know what's interesting, no? It's funny because he's just
playing a character is also was Alex Jones' defense in his custody battle with his ex-wife.
Like listen to this guy, he's a fucking lunatic. He's like, I'm just pretending to be that person. Jones defense in his custody battle with his ex-wife.
Like listen to this guy, he's a fucking lunatic.
He's like, I'm just pretending to be that person.
Like, you're pretending a lot.
When you start pretending to be someone
that you're not for that much time, you're that person.
That's kind of how that works.
Yeah, so we'll get to that too.
So here's the clip.
This would be my clip that represents what this show is
and it's from the show
play 15. Well, when the manager of the pizza joint is a teenager, we had this kid with Down syndrome who came in and worked a couple hours every week and you're allowed to pay them less the minimum wage.
So is that going to apply here? Well, it might. I mean, will blacks work? That's the thing.
Yeah, I'm applying.
Like an actual downy will actually
has a better worth at work ethic
than your average nigger.
I mean, why do you think they call the niggers?
We don't call the retarded niggers.
We call the niggers.
We call them retards.
We call them retards.
We don't just call them niggers.
Just call them niggers.
Just call them niggers.
Call your ass fired. Wow. Call them retards, but we don't just call them niggas. Just call them niggas.
Call your hands fired.
Wow. So this is the kind of show.
Yeah, so this is the kind of show we're talking about
and he gets a drag in front of a tribunal or something
and they have to decide if he's gonna get himself fired.
And so in the video, he looks very
effeminately full of himself.
Yeah, as these wild motions with his arm
He's obviously strutting around like a fucking peacock yet at the same time
You can tell that he's not a very confident person because he you know
He sits down and takes these poses a confident person would really take putting his arm up on the lecturing and spreading his legs
But he's also fidgeting around a lot so you can tell this is not a confident person
This is a guy who read read a book on confidence or something.
And he gets taken down a notch.
The guy, the leader of the tribunal, the judge,
or whoever the fuck he is, he asks him,
who are you again?
Oh, I don't remember him.
He's a playclip 16,
I just listened to how full of him's selfie is.
So this is actually from the tribunal
that decided whether he was gonna keep his job
as an EMT or not?
Yes, and he started arguing with the people.
Okay.
And he, you know, giving his side of the story.
So yeah.
So this is not from the podcast.
You found this video.
Yes.
Okay.
I mentioned that.
I guess maybe just for God.
Okay.
Well, I don't remember meeting you.
You come, you know, one memorable.
Oh, I, it is fair that you get a chance to respond.
Well, let me speak. I mean, I'm used to speaking.
I'm an entertainer. You know what I mean?
So, I want to make this very fun and clear.
I do a radio show, and I am actually an entertainer.
Okay. We do two things on our broadcast.
We do political speech, which is protected by the First Amendment, and we do shock comment.
Okay, so what you're looking at right here is basically like a Marilyn Manson or somebody
from the jerky boy, something like that, okay?
Yeah, you're just like Marilyn Manson.
Just the arrogance of this guy, you know, like, oh, you don't remember me?
You must remember me.
Well, let me just explain myself here.
I'm an entaged tanner.
You see, I'm just like Mary Lamanson
and fucking at the anti-compars himself
to Opie and Antony and such.
You're not.
I wanted to point this out
because that's really annoying someone saying
that they're an entertainer, just entertain people.
You don't have to declare yourself an entertainer.
But I read this long New Yorker article about Mike and Notch.
And in the article, it talks about how he was a big, open Anthony fan growing up.
Like, fuck, what the fuck man?
Why are you going to bring the other fucking names into this?
Yeah, no, he compares himself to Howard Sternen,
such a...
And here we get into what you just mentioned,
which is he uses the, oh, it's all just,
it's made up excuse.
So that's clip 17.
On the show, you regularly tell stories
about being an EMT.
Often referring to your patients by racial slurs
and comparing black patients to animals.
Is that not a true statement?
Okay, let me clarify that.
That's a fictional character.
None of those stories and nothing in there in any way represents reality.
It's all made up.
But it's made up in your mind.
No, it's made up.
Where's it made up?
It's a segment and you can tell by the music, the sound effects, and the fact it's used up in your mind. No, it's made up. Where's it made up? It's a segment.
And you can tell by the music, the sound effects,
and the fact it's used as a commercial break.
We also have another segment called the Merchant Minute,
which also features very edgy shot comedy.
And that is also very clearly made up.
So the point here is, he's in front of this tribunal
because he's racist, and these guys don't want to racist
the empty to go around
and possibly jeopardize lives and he goes,
well, it's all just made up.
That doesn't now mean you're not racist.
Your satire is at the end of the day,
usually a reflection of your honest beliefs.
In this case that you hate Jewish and black people.
You can't go, oh, it's made,
that makes me look like a racist
and I'm on a white supremacist podcast
satire this is a tough one for me because people did want to be fired for
making fun of a missing person so
No, it was very tough for me to and the only reason I'm glad that he got fired is like I said, he's tasked with people's lives.
And if he's on his show talking about how he likes hurting
black children, then yeah, he needs to get set.
That does nothing to do with someone like you.
He says he's playing a character
and they're just doing edgy shock-jock stuff.
I want to play, this is one of these bits
that they talk about, that they do pre-recorded bits and
I'm a big fan of
Shock jocks if you want to call it that or edgy humor. This is neither edgy nor humorous
Remember shall it feel good with that fat cunt died. I love getting compliments from gay guys
It's like the highest compliment you can get.
Your gay friends would shove her gay friends into an oven
and then do a come tribute to the ash pile.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Fucking things sucks!
It's like there were kids.
Yeah, terrible.
It's like there were little kids who get off
and saying naughty things.
Like, oh my God, can you believe I just said that?
Like, yes, I can.
It's not impressive.
They grow up.
So, okay, let's go to that then.
Yeah, so they have these little intermissions,
little comedy skits, I guess you could say they are.
I don't know if they're just there to cover for them
while they're taking a piss break,
in which case, why just edit that out.
One of them is called the merchant minutes and literally just then reading the news about
Jewish people and it's just the most boring shit and that's clip 12.
This is the merchant minute.
From the Daily Mail, a Jewish woman in Sweden has claimed that her ID card and passport were doctored
to give her a racist caricature of a hooked nose.
Never seen a picture of yourself before, huh?
ANICA HERROP HIGHTHEN ROCKSTEE!
Says the image of her face was altered at a police station, leaving her feeling small and
humiliated.
Staff must have known she was Jewish because she was wearing a star of David, provided employment
papers from an Israeli newspaper, and has two very Jewish names she claimed.
So it's literally just him reading the news with the occasional snarky remark and making
inside jokes.
Like when he's reading the Jewish person's name, they put an echo on it to, you know,
do the three parentheses meme.
Okay, we get it.
This isn't funny, though.
You're just reading the, is this the show like literally?
Hey, let's see what's in today's paper?
What happened to a Jewish person?
Who gives a fuck?
This is your point.
This is obviously not for us right?
It's it's not interesting to us. We're not finding it entertaining and there's obviously a whole world
That they're in that I will never be a part of and I know that because at one point they start talking about
News organizations that have picked up things that they've done and I've never heard of any of this
So Charles Bausman from Russia Insider gave our website a nice shout out organizations that have picked up things that they've done. And I've never heard of any of this.
So Charles Baazman from Russia Insider gave our website
a nice shout out.
Yes, thank you.
Yesterday, thank you, Charles.
Thank you.
And then true news, those guys retweeted that.
True news retweeted you.
What the fuck, whatever?
What are we possibly talking about?
Russia Insider, I don't never heard of this thing.
They're naming off these journalists,
don't exist, like, who cares about this?
Yeah, those are just their little racist Facebook groups,
I imagine.
I would imagine.
It's just,
and I gotta be honest with you, Kyle.
I am so lost.
As they're talking, I'm googling every fucking word
they're using and slur, I've never heard of these things before
But thank God I'm not the only one who's confused. They're confusing themselves. I want to go back to this
What you get when you get you cross a
Deplatformed
Podcast with a society that ignores it
Get what you deserve little call
They don't ignore us. I know.
I was doing it.
Oh, you didn't watch. You didn't watch the joker yet.
No, no.
Sit down and watch that.
I didn't watch the who?
The jogger.
I'm the jogger.
Oh, the job.
I haven't got it.
I've got to see the joker.
So I think they're the jogger.
They don't even know what they're talking about.
Everything has to be coded.
You can't just say the Joker.
You have to call it something different.
He's making movie references.
The guy's never seen it.
Later on, the guy even explains it.
Everyone's a lip shit.
Yeah, right.
Later on, the guy even explains
he doesn't know what they're talking about.
What are we even talking about?
What are we even talking about?
That's my line.
What are we even talking about? To the my line! What are we even talking about?
To the point where the main host there, Mike,
just gets so lost in his own thoughts
and spewing racism that he completely derails.
Anyway, whatever.
Point is this.
And then I lost my train at dawn.
This is a professional podcaster?
He said the point is this. They're
not fucking professionals. They're terrible. They're fucking idiots. Like I said, on the last one,
they just go on and off for 30 minutes about Marvel movies and then they say this. It's clip 9.
God, what have we done? I feel like this whole hour of just being scrapped. We should start over.
It's so bad. We can start. Oh, we can't it's it's too late. That's never we have to document this experience for everyone involved
We do everybody needs to just maybe we just stop this hour now. We'll regroup. This is short
But we'll just do like a longer second. This is a bad hour
It's I don't there's bad hour
Oh
Jesus, uh, no, it is bad. It is bad. Okay. There's like why maybe what fucking three
Genuine white supremacist podcasts in the US,
I think that's the only reason these guys
even have an audience.
It's the only one you can listen to.
And if they have a TV with three channels,
this is gonna be one of them, I guess.
Right?
If you're a white supremacist,
do you with the fuck are you gonna listen to?
It's these guys, it's America first,
and maybe be one other one.
And so, like I said, they aren't even fucking funny. If you wouldn't agree with these guys, if this is your world view, then you would
watch it. You wouldn't otherwise ever like this shit. So to get back real quick to the
Jewish lady, the merchant, minute here, this is their humor. Yeah. This is a summation
of what they think is funny is clip 13. Responding to suggestions of a computer glitch,
she acknowledged it could
be something technical, but said staff should still have noticed. Right, the staff should
have known something was seriously off when a woman with two Jewish names had a hook
nose in her photo. That's her humor. It took you 500 episodes maybe even more and
Jewish people have hooknoses. That's your really heart-hitting stuff. You man ground-breaking shit
They keep talking about this one. So the story was about some woman who got her photo taken and then the photo turned out
Like somebody photoshop the hooknose on or something. They talk about the photo
For like half an hour and that's clip 14 a photo we cannot see so again typical podcasting failure bullshit here
Yeah picture was funny, but people can Google it
But we could also show it on our show
I can't because I don't have it on my computer We have no way to actually send it to me anymore because I could use email
I mean I also can also literally type that name. Okay. There's a Swedish girl and then there's a picture of the big nose
Tlarious, it's a Swedish girl and then there's a picture of the big nose. It's hilarious.
It's really funny.
Or, to have this conversation offline, I wonder if we're going to send you the photo.
I don't know.
Do you have my email still?
I don't know.
Can you try messenger?
Well, it's a funny photo, you guys.
Yeah, sounds like it.
This is the problem with getting all of this positive reinforcement from that small group of collective racists
is they're not getting the feedback that they need,
which is your show is not entertaining in any way.
Maybe don't do it for three hours at a time.
Maybe instead, get some points, do some research,
know what you're talking about,
and make it 25 minutes once a week. Get together with your buddies,
talk about how the Jews are controlling the world, and we have this whole problem with Zog,
which I had never known about, but now I do. And just get the fucking point of course. These guys
are like flat earthers. When I do the research on flat earthers and flat earth podcasts, they ramble
on and on forever. It's like the less they know, the more they have to say.
What the fuck with this nonsense?
You're not gonna convince me by quantity.
It's like, if we just talk about it enough,
I must be correct.
Like no, have one succinct quality point.
This is the level of intellectualism there is
when talking about Jewish people
I mean one thing Jews are masters of is like
Playing power games and masters of not having anyone call them fucking kikes when they're doing kikes shit
I'm looking at I'm looking at Nathler and another dude shift and it's just like you're just kikes. Yeah, I mean this is the thing
Kikes kiking a nation
Wait, what the fuck?
What kind of analysis is that?
Just kikes kiking brilliance input.
So it's brilliant.
The Judaism is just, it's just purely a racial
supremacist ideology for the people that are Jews.
So their problem with Judaism is that they think
that they're the superior race.
This is what the white supremacists is saying.
I don't like the fact that they think they're superior.
That's why we don't like you.
Do you not see that?
Are you not noticing what's going on here?
Can I, but we're right.
It's okay when we do it.
You know, touch, fucking idiots. They don't even know. Hold on, Kaiad, but we're right. It's okay when we do it. You know,
touch fucking idiots. They don't even know. Hold on,
Kay, they don't even know who the real Jews are.
There's pissed off a Jews, but they can't even figure it out.
Why are they face real lights? They worship, right? Yeah.
It's like, why are they fake? Ben?
Because they're really just. I don't even know that the black
keeper Israelites aren't the real Jews. Yeah.
Well, I mean, from my perspective, how do I?
What? I don't know. I've got two groups of people saying they't the real Jews. Yeah, well, I mean, from my perspective, how do I, I don't know.
I've got two groups of people saying they're the real Jews.
You don't even know these people are the two hate so much.
Yeah, I can't even tell if that's just an inside joke.
If they're like, well, I don't even know who's Jewish anymore.
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who?
Well, Kai, everything's going inside joke.
That's the whole thing is that they can go on there
and say the most ridiculous shit and talk about genocide
and goof about ovens and all that shit,
because they go, oh, we're just being edge lords.
I think, well, you're not, okay,
because the people who listen to your show
are not giggling along.
Actually, what do I fucking know?
Most of the people who listen to the WTP
are fans of TDS, I discovered it the last week.
So never mind, I mean, everyone's,
everyone's in on the joke except for me,
and this is all just tongue in cheek and fun.
I don't know, maybe I'm wrong.
All right, what do you got for it?
I mean, when I think about this podcast
is there is some overlap obviously
with what you people like you and I would think
and what these people would think,
some minor spectrum where we would agree.
Like when they talk about people shouldn't get canceled
on Twitter for fucking jokes,
or drag queen story hours,
anybody involved in that should be shot in the back of the head.
Okay, agreed.
Yes, but then drop the white supremacist shit,
and maybe we could be friends.
But no, it's, like I said,
I think this is genuinely one of the only handful of podcasts that people have an option to listen to and to get back to quickly white guys
stereo types. These guys have the weirdest stereo types about white people. So number
10, who really wants to settle down with the Mexican bride? Do you want to go and live in
the house with her for a long periods of time, not really.
Obviously, obviously white guys don't really want to do that.
They're like, yeah, I guess why?
Who's this guy talking to really?
What kind of a white person is he this sheltered that this comes natural to them to just
imply who the hell wants a Mexican woman anyway.
He's not representing me.
I don't know.
I'm a white guy.
It's I representing my views.
And by the way, this Mike and Nach guy was married to a Jewish woman.
Did you know that?
No, I did not.
Oh, okay.
Dude, it's fucking insane.
How did that work out?
They got a divorce.
They're not divorced.
Is that it?
Oh my god.
When was this?
Is this it?
Is this just a jilted ex lover who's just pissed off?
Possibly because.
It's like a feminist who now hates all men because, you know, she dated one douchebag.
Is that it, Mike?
Oh, you said fucker.
It probably is because I apparently, and I don't believe everything the New Yorker tells me,
but I read this article about him in the New Yorker, and apparently he's just a fat man with bad skin,
and probably based on what he's doing with his life, can never get laid again.
So, his one Jewish girlfriend and wife left him, And now he's left with his buddies who giggle
about the word kike for two and a half hours at a time.
Yeah, and so the funny thing also
is whenever you listen to these What's Premises podcast,
it's always these guys who have these high standards
for manliness and how a man should act
and protect his country.
And it's always these, you know,
slumpy looking mother fuckers sitting in their basement,
they don't have girlfriends, let alone wives.
They don't have kids.
They don't really properly have jobs.
I mean, even if EMT goes around,
they've never walked out a day in their life.
They, they all, all, they never practice what they preach.
Yeah, they all, they all, they always,
they never looked at them up.
You know, at least, at least the old school skinheads,
like if you looked at the, you know,
sometimes you'd see them and bike her bars
or some shit on the news and it's always the shaved head
and they're all muscular looking
and they're all angry mugs in their faces.
And you go, okay, well, you know what,
they've got probably practices what he preaches in.
Hey, it's just a kitchen to shank black people.
You look at these guys, they're like,
you know, soft men are the downfall
of Western civilization.
And then they talk about fucking Marvel movies
for half an hour.
And if you look at that video of Alex at the Tribunal,
he's this effeminate looking dude
with gigantic plugs in his ears.
You know, those stupid fucking plugs,
people put in their ears.
Yeah.
Just looks like an absolute loser, Limp Dick.
And so here's one of those things where they think that they're the only manly people that's
a clip for you.
They're talking about the Native Americans kidnapping women, clip for.
That you can't allow it racially.
You can't, as a white man, you can't allow Indians to kidnap white women.
You have to track them down and kill them.
And yes, it is punishment.
And it is a sentence message. Don't do this again.
And like you can't fit that into a liberal. You can't fit that into a liberal world view, right?
What do I talk? Does he think only white people would be pissed off if you kidnapped their wives? Like everybody else is okay with it. If you go up to a black couple and just, you know,
kidnap his wife, he's gonna be like, well, I'm a liberal. This is fine. Yeah. What a weird fucking.
Yeah, these people, these people have got
just as an aside.
Yeah, God.
How do you feel about the word Indian?
Because at this point, I feel like the only people
who use it are, you know, the ones who are just used to it,
in which case, that's fine.
And to people who are, in my opinion,
a stubborn white trash.
Because it's not an offensive thing to me,
but it is inaccurate, right?
I know it's, I always thought of not from India, they're not Indians.
I always thought it was very weird how it was described.
We call them Indians because Christopher Columbus
thought he was going to India.
I'm like, we didn't crack that.
It's been 500 fucking years.
Like nobody figured out that they're not Indians
over that time.
I always thought that was a weird thing.
It's very confusing.
Right, so which is why I think this is,
at this point it's just this slight stubborn trolling.
Like, I know the social justice, my pets,
they don't like it when I say it,
so I'm gonna keep saying it.
That's right.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep calling them Indians.
Yeah, but you're just being wrong, though.
It's factually wrong.
It's not about being offensive.
Right.
They're literally not Indians.
Right.
That's a stupid thing to make a point out of.
However, I will say that playing cowboys in Native Americans is a weird thing to say
You probably didn't do that turkey when you were growing with turkey, you probably didn't play a lot of cowboys in Indian spot here in America
All right, all right, so I have a few more clips that I want to get through and I want to move on okay
I love that again getting back to the fact that these guys aren't good at what they do.
And it's, I'm not here to preach about Zionism. I don't give a shit what these guys are into with their anti-Semitism.
But at least be good at podcasting. They start the show with their mics not on.
This is the good stuff, the right stuff.
Yeah, that was the 1000 stuff.
I didn't realize that I left the microphones down. I was Jesus fucking Christ guys
And it's a big thing of the show just redo it
This is like so this is the who's right humor, right?
Yes.
Slightly more successful.
That's mean. Mean but true. Right. It's that thing where it's like, wow, we're, we just
don't care. And we're just fucking up because we just don't care. Like, what can you
please care a little bit? It's annoying. And then right after that, they start talking about
what they wanna do on the show today.
So you would think that they're gonna podcast
for two hours and 40 minutes.
They must have pages of notes and information
and articles and things that they wanna go
over and go through.
And the one co-host says this.
I mean, do you have stuff?
I don't have very much.
What?
You showed up with nothing to talk for almost three hours.
Why?
Yeah, turns out, so why would you do that?
Content for the sake of content.
I think these guys are just, they're happy
that somebody is listening to them
because they have no other choice.
They have a monopoly on white supremacist podcasting.
Maybe you and I should get into it.
It's just to corner the market from them.
Between you and me, I'm really getting sick of these fucking Jews that control the banking system and media and the podcast.
Take me podcasting. Let's get into this.
Kaya, if you guys want a dough day, yeah. Kaya and Carl versus the Kikes Kiking.
I have a feeling that this is all gonna get ISO
and we will always our jobs.
But anyway, move again.
I'll lose my job on the official podcast.
I want to quickly get through these four clips
because he just, this motherfucker annoyed me so much.
This is the third toast of whom we have not heard any clips so far.
Yeah. He keeps interrupting and interrupting does not let the other guy just finish reading a
mother fucking article. Not even two words. So this is clip five.
Jamie actually did some prep for us. She found this article in the observer painting the
horrors of colonialism. Kent. Monkman. Monkman. He's like moon man. He's like, he's like
celebrating the horrors of his depicting these slaughters. He's like look at
glorious white settlers and their triumph over the savages. I am monk man. I don't think that's long gone. He steps into museum
Met spot like
So this is just a worst fucking person, right? Yeah, he cannot wait for his co-host to say two words before he has to jump on one of the words to just shoehorn in a
for his co-host to say two words before he has to jump on one of the words to just shoehorn in a joke. He has to insert himself. It's like a take. Let him read the fucking headline first. Then you can make your joke.
So just play all of these in succession. It's like six through eight, six, seven, eight.
Got it. And then I have an example of this as well.
Kent Monkman is having a big year. But now this is the observer. New York observer, one's on by Jerry Kushner, now owned by another Jew. The Canadian, the Canadian are the woodboat god. So first of all,
look at this guy. Okay, I'm trying to do Monkman voice. Oh my god, you're not funny.
You interrupted yourself here. So let's go back to the, okay, so we're on the Monkman Monkman.
Monkman Monkman Monkman. Let's go back to the Monkman Monkman. Let's go back to the Monkman Monkman.
I want to stay on that theme because I read Blood Meridian and it was terrific and I loved it and I'm ready to go hard. There it
is again. When colonialism and
a spirit, especially the violence
that we had, it sent you away on
a trail of tears. It's a Monkman,
Monkman. Yeah, so, um, anyway, so
he's of Cree First Nations heritage.
All right, and you got one more on
here. Let's keep it going. Let's
do the Blood Meridian first. All right,
because this is the last night. I've never read it. I did this night. I've never read this in practice. Why are you talking about him?
I'm just trying to say we did this in prep. Oh, God. He actually points out that he's talking
over each other. Guys, stop doing that. At the end, he finally is fucking sick and tired of this
shit. Even he has to go like, can you just let him finish for fuck's sake? He's been, and you
notice there, blood meridian.
I read this book, blood meridian.
Did I mention I read a book?
Fuckin' faggot.
You're the goddamn losers here.
You're so proud of yourself because you read one book
that it says, life-changing events apparently,
you have to put it into every conversation.
Read more instead of watching Marvel movies.
Now I feel bad.
Now I feel bad that I've brought up twice
and I read that article in The New Yorker
about Mike and not.
So I have a clip from the episode that I listened to
where again, Mike just gets fed up with these guys
because I think that one or both of them
think that they're the comic relief of the show
and they're doing voices
and they're trying to be witty or interesting
and they're neither of those things.
And at one point, Mike is just like,
all right, are you guys fucking done? What's going on? I want to look at so I go to the one reading and so of course not to system comes up
What I'm having okay, okay, okay, I guess done. I'm talking on a show right now
Talking over each other is not interesting to listen to
show right now talking over each other is not interesting to listen to. Dude, that better be the best fucking book in existence. The sky, I didn't even know that this was
cross-ep episodes. Since when, as the sky's been talking about this fucking book, we get
it. Fucking hell. Alright, come and work clips that I want to play. This clip just
contains information I did not know.
And I'm hoping that you can enlighten me
as to what the fuck they're talking about.
This is the real issue though.
Pakistan has been like a center of US slash,
Israel slash, Zionist gay ops for a long time
because it's a source of a lot of these really
grug brain is Islamic militants that are like basically
trained and then used for gay ops around the world by by Zog. So it's like I even tried
to look this one up and I couldn't find it. What the fuck are Zionist gay ops? Can you explain
this to me? Do you know what that is? I can't, but what is a Zog Zionist? So Zog is a Zionist occupation government.
And the Zog conspiracy theory is that all of Western civilization,
there's an actual Zionist government behind the scenes
controlling all of it.
That I agree with.
I'm on board with that.
OK, the Jews were on the world.
What else you got?
What's gay ops now?
What's the Zionist gay ops thing?
This I'm confused by.
Gay ops, I would assume that it's just this idea that, you know, the Zionists, the evil Jews,
they're coming into our societies and they're gaying all the young boys and turning them into
little frivolous sissies, so they can't, you know, they won't grow up
to be fighting men.
And that's how they're going to take over society.
They're gonna basically soften us down.
It's actually in the drinking water.
We've seen it with frogs.
They're turning frogs gay.
They're gonna turn us gay.
This is the gay ops that's going on.
It's the science gay ops.
I should have known that, you're right.
So I don't agree with it to this degree, but you know, it's the Zion's gay ops. I should have known that, you're right. So, I don't agree with it to this degree,
but it's kind of difficult to ignore that there is an agenda
with all these drag queen story hours
and all that sort of fucking shit.
Listen, there's a gay ops, there's a war on Christmas.
You gotta get super galed, my talent.
I don't want to sound too much like these guys,
you know, I want to examine my own beliefs as well, but.
That's awesome. All right, I just have a couple of things. First off the reason why and I'm a big first
amendment guy is I'm sure you know I'm free speech all the way there's no such thing as hate speech
that's fucking made up bullshit in order to try to censor people but these guys are just going
about it in the wrong way. You just want the freedom to say racist shit like yes I do.
Yeah, this is what these guys, they just want to be racist.
It's like, okay, I mean, you're not really having a dialogue with anyone when you're just yelling
cake 18 times in a row. I don't know where we're getting with that.
But yeah, you know what, that's fine. You should be able to.
Yeah, and that's a good thing.
So I guess then real quick, I do want to play this clip.
It's a clip 18.
This guy compares himself to the president.
There's absolutely fucking nobody, Alex.
Okay.
Every news source is recorded on me,
slurring me with like this stuff about,
he's a neo-Nazi, he's a white supremacist.
What do they say about our president? They say same stuff okay these are liars these are liars and I'm the victim
of this kind of smear attack is witch hunts and enough is enough that's hilarious this guy
goes out of show talk using the n-word liberally and they go to people are calling me a racist
yeah well it's what's gonna happen so I wish's gonna happen. So I wish I had clipped it.
I wish I had clipped it, but in the latest episode,
they openly, they say the words,
I'm a white supremacist because,
and then they give some retarded reason.
So first of all, it's not a witch hunt.
Somebody reported you because you go on your show
and you talk about how you aren't EMT
who hurts black people.
These are the stories they're telling.
That's, that's, that has nothing to do with speech.
Right, you've described that you're shitty at your job
and malicious and then when people listen to your show
they hear things like this.
Blacks are pretty stupid.
Yeah, I would want to question you
in front of the tribe you know as well.
I, that seems like we need to get to the bottom of this.
This is a problem.
Maybe not that, but the, you know, know, I'm gonna hurt this little black child.
Yeah, it's like, if you went on a show and talked about how you were a pedophile, you
keep children in your basement, that you torture every single goddamn day, and you record
like 500 episodes of this, and somebody finally said to you, maybe somebody should go check
his basement or something, you go, oh, that was just, this is a witch hunt.
What gave you the idea that I actually heard children?
That was, it was head tired.
Did you not listen to the music?
You fucking moron.
At that point, there was a music band.
Of course, I'm not a racist.
How did you not know?
You implicated yourself.
Well, the reason why their racists is this.
Sometimes racist shit is true.
Racist shit is always true. That's the problem. That's why they have to shut it down. racists shit is true. Racists shit is always true.
That's the problem.
That's why they have to shut it down.
Racists shit is never not true.
They have to shut down racism
because it's just so darn true.
We got to get all this truth out of here.
These racists with other facts
and spewing their facts.
Did you hear one thing that was a fact
that people have talked about?
It's just all nonsense.
You know, the frenology that was true, you know, when the Nazis, they had this uber-managed
concept that was true, obviously, right? Racism was always true.
Racism was always true.
Racism was always true.
Racism was always true.
Racism was always true.
Racism was always true.
Racism was always true.
Racism was always true.
Racism was always true.
Racism was always true. Racism was always true. Racism was always true. Racism was always true. Racism was always true. Is that also always true? No, because they, in that flip, I play, in that clip I played earlier, they said all of the negative
stereotypes about white people are all wrong. Our food is better.
Oh, colonialization was good for people. It's like, wait, what?
All right. Okay, see, they're contradicting themselves.
It's, you know, that's such a fucking lame thing to get upset over to is, you know,
the stereotype meme joke about white people that the spiciest thing they can tolerate is mayonnaise.
Really, are you upset over that? That's a joke that gets to you?
It sounds like a carol assessment.
That's upsetting.
I can't believe it's taking me this long to get to this clip.
I have to play my super cut of them talking about Jews and Judaism.
This show, I would love to see you're familiar with the content of a word cloud where you
pull out all of the words and then the more often you say it, the bigger it is.
This word cloud would have three words in it and they're all in this compilation. Jewish Judaism. The Jews, Jews, Jewish, Jewish, Jewish, Jewish, Jewish, Jewish, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, How do you just how do you not see the parallel between yourself of you that person and you know people who blame everything on cis white men right?
You're the same shit. You're the same thing in the other side. This is that this is the horseshoe effect that you're talking about is this one that that is?
Yeah, basically, I mean the extremes are just so similar looking for shit to be just where is your personal responsibility?
Isn't that supposed to be a very conservative, right wing value?
Where is it?
Well, how come everything?
How come you being a fat white loser in a trailer park is the juice fault?
Also, I just want to point out that the lips smacking and the use of the word
like are both over the top.
I don't know.
I used to apparently they're influenced by Open Anthony and Howard Stern.
Listen to their show, it's professional. Work on that.
Like I said, it would be a shitty podcast even if the themes were different.
All right. Let's, let's move on. Because I have a couple of other things that I want
to talk about today. This is our Christmas special. Did you know that?
Oh, yeah, you're right. Very Christmas. We're having our fun Christmas special today and I want to start off by playing
PJ Filium who has been contributing music to the podcast and just doing an amazing job.
He has brought together last week we played a
two-person monologue
So he thought that he would do a one-person duet and this is white Christmas from PJ Patrick Michael
Patrick Michael
That baby I Dreaming Patrick Michael This is terrifying Baby I'm dreaming of being killed
The shame I walked into
Folks like Patrick Michael
I thought I saw that my rock show
This guy is here to kill me
This is the act
When I saw that red hair
I got out of there
I'm not dying
For the ice
It's so
And I would really
Thought to myself
This is the end
I am dreaming
Of being killed
But shame on
And I hope it does not burn
It could happen anywhere
If he does I hope it's a murder suicide
I keep having, I keep having, I keep having the same
I'm not mad
So I move to the only place he's scared
A Korean being
I am drunk
Of cars
Being dead
Nothing would be better
Gid
Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully
Jumps off a cliff Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully, jump suffer.
I like it, but also you probably should just jump off a cliff.
Because I heard that.
But for more reasons than one.
Gary.
But also I should kill myself. This guy is a freaking thing. I could be Jayman. Oh, these shits.
Yeah, kind of.
This guy is breaking the goods.
That was really good.
I don't care what the Discord says.
That was funny.
Oh, I'm shy.
I can listen to...
I can listen to 80 parody songs about
shameless relationship with Gary Indiana.
I don't know if I'm the only one who's like that.
That's never not funny to me.
It's always funny, okay.
Getting back to you.
It really needs a Christmas miracle.
Yeah.
Getting back to our holiday special.
My friend Maynard and Tim Ferguson, who do a podcast down under,
reached out and asked us to do a quick clip to help them celebrate the holidays.
And so we did. And they played it on their show. And I'm playing it on my show.
Who are these podcasts? They're great.
Who are these podcasts? Legendary, One of America's biggest podcasts,
and it's always great to hear from them,
but I don't know if we've received any messages from them.
I think we have.
It's not always a positive message, he sends,
but I'm sure he's got good intent.
Hello, Maynard and Tim Greetings.
What are your friends at?
Who are these podcasts?
Alcal.
I'm Andy.
And we wanted to just wish everyone in Australia
a very merry Christmas.
Let's take it down a notch.
Yeah, your show is a little too much.
There's like for us.
I was listening and it just sucked all the life out of me.
It's exhausting, your show.
We reviewed it, and Andy and I reviewed it
a couple of years ago, and I think we're probably too nice.
Definitely.
Right?
Because you go back and you listen to this
bunga-bunga nonsense, and it's just hot garbage.
Kisses.
I can't imagine anyone, anyone gives a shit about this.
But I think we put in too much effort on this,
on this banana. What do you think?
Oh, we definitely tried too late.
He's American. At the end of the day, they're very optimistic.
And we'd like to see through the grime and the merk
and the low thing to the love.
And we know there's a lot of love between us and who are these podcasts.
Check out his band, The Is Isotopes on SoundCloud.
They've got some great Christmas songs that they just released last year.
A bit of thrashing instrumental shadows crossover going on there. If you haven't heard who are these podcasts, get on with CUSSEBRE VIEWED POTCAST.
And let's face it, most of these podcasts, they had a common.
Oh yeah, ridiculous people there who think they have a podcast with it talking about something interesting
You and I may not know that we are not at all interesting, but we seem excited
If you've somehow find us accidentally interesting. Yes, if that happens and it persists see your doctor
So big thanks to Maynard
Friend of the show. That's sweet.
It is very sweet, and his show is fucking ridiculous, man.
I can't make ends with tales of that.
It might as well be in a different language.
I don't know what the bike's going on over there.
Haha, that's great.
That'll be the accent.
I have to talk about Stuttering John, but before I do that, Stuttering John is fucking, I thought
his show was terrible two years ago when we reviewed it. It's gotten so much worse, it's
unbelievable, it's going on over there. Did you get a chance to listen to him at all?
No, I didn't. So what's the update? Is he still on your ass?
Well, yes. Before I pointed that, that was a tease. I just know agenda is a podcast. I'm a big fan
of. They mentioned us again for a third time in the same month. So I just wanted to play
that real quick. Josh Willand is next on listed $400. And he's at a birthday coming up.
Hi, John and Adam. Today, this Friday, the 13th is my 40th birthday. So please give me
a birthday shout out. That was Friday a couple of shout out that was Friday a couple days ago.
Please play a couple of L-sharpden jingles, Adam's choice. Also shout outs to Carl from the WATP
who are these podcasts. I don't believe it was mentioned on the show, but that podcast can be heard
on the no agenda stream. Yes, I knew that, but I didn't know it when we talked about it. That's right. Yes, we have a lot of great shows on the
knowledge industry. It's fact. Yeah. That is true. We are on the knowledge industry, which runs 24 seven streaming podcasts.
And W ATP is on there for some reason. I don't know. probably somebody in the discord is responsible for that, but thank you very much.
We appreciate it.
Don't you just love that?
When people take your show and put it on platforms,
and now you have to deal with taking over an issue,
above it.
Yeah, I don't mind it at all.
It's awesome.
So I always love to do.
I think you've already talked about this.
I think that you will mind it once you have to deal with piracy,
which is something I never had to deal with in my life as a producer of anything.
But at some point, somebody is going to take your Patreon feed. You know how everybody gets an RSS feed when they sign up for Patreon?
Yeah.
So there's people who take that and then they submit it to Spotify and shit. So all of a sudden your bonus content is just on Spotify.
But what these dummies don't realize is that all of those RSS feeds are personalized, so their names are in it.
So you can immediately just find out who it is.
Okay.
Who it is.
That's good to know for when that happens and hopefully people aren't getting any ideas
over there.
All right, so you taught me what's going on with this stuttering idea.
He has a show with this woman named Monique and Monique is the host of a podcast called Radio Gunk.
Now, Radio Gunk is a show that we reviewed on WATP.
What they do is they only review Howard Stern.
They talk about how shitty Howard Stern has become.
And we did a review of their show.
Royce, who was Centering John's co-host,
has left the show, he was gonna run for office.
That didn't work because he didn't submit
the paperwork correctly.
He didn't get enough signatures.
So now he's just working on some other business
that he's got going on, which is hilarious.
Cause at first he's like,
I'm not gonna be doing the show anymore
cause I'm running for office.
And he's like, oh, I'm not running for office,
but I'm still not doing the show anymore.
So nobody wants to be on a show with Stuttering John.
And he has Monika as a co-host.
And this is amazing because John asks Monika
if she will now be his co-host.
And this is 30 minutes into the episode.
Even though, you know, he, you know, he's like, he was really upset and he just said,
I learned the 1700 lesson.
This whole system is fucked and it is.
So, you know, I can't even imagine that they could keep that though.
Like, really, I'm like, upset for him.
How do they do that?
I know.
It's awful.
And they should be ashamed.
And, you know, he, he was going to run as an independent,
and I was going to be his campaign manager, if you will.
And I'm like, listen, even though I made the joke and said
that I'm running to be a senator of the great state
of California, I do have a passion for politics.
So I mean, it would be nice to even be like, you know,
be like his, you know, whatever and try and get him elected.
But it's a shame, but it's okay, you know,
because he has to focus on the arcade.
But anyway, getting back to my point,
I was saying, can you do this at least once a week with me?
You know, I don't like commitments.
I gotta be honest with you.
I don't even commit to my own, I don't even commit to my own podcast once more.
How embarrassing is that to get rejected during your show?
Why would you ask her that before the show starts or after?
What are you doing?
So that's his show?
To be sure that's his show?
What this is what's funny about it
is that that is the Sudden John podcast,
but you could tell that she had a record it.
He's the one coming through.
Yeah, what the,
he's having a shit.
That's what I was gonna say, like,
he's calling it to his own show.
What the fuck, how are you?
This bad at this.
Yes, he doesn't know how to do the show without Royce.
So there used to be a studio.
He's now in a bedroom in his house.
And he talks about that in this clip.
The way it has to work is that if I'm available, stop it, you're just gusting.
If I'm available, then I can do it.
I mean, that's just the way I am.
I can't, I can never commit.
And I really want to teach you how to do this yourself.
And I know, I believe me, I get bouncing shit off of somebody is so key to like having this be fun. So I
will try, I will endeavor to do it as often as I can.
Because you know, if not, I got to get it like, you know, I got
to get like a, you know, like a circle of co-hosts, you know,
what I mean, I got it like, you know, we're just going to help
me get that was ripping me up me up to I mean set up better
that's what I can have guests,
you know in studio if you will.
In bedroom. Yeah.
Yeah, in bedroom.
This is my new studio with the
Stuttering John podcast studio,
but it listen,
it I'll give professional headphones.
I know people give me shit over my
dollar store headphones real
This is like TGM X headphones. Well, listen there like 49 the nine
49 you know I they look it
Which by the way is the cost of
To become a subscriber to TV remix which you really should do. Oh my god, he's so fucking pathetic at this point.
I can't even believe that he's trying to act like we're
unimportant.
This guy has $5 headphones.
He doesn't know how to record his own show.
He has to Skype into Monique from Radio Gunnk
and ask her to be a co-host, which he refuses to do.
This is as pathetic as it could possibly get.
Yeah.
At this point.
I was gonna say, you know, we thought these guys,
all of them, OP, him, we always say they really fell far,
you know, holy shit, look at them now.
And somehow they find ways to keep falling and falling.
So you used to be on huge shows,
then you got, you know, you fell to do your own shitty
little show. And now he's somehow gone to being a bedroom artist.
It's even worse than a bedroom podcaster.
And I understand why all he does is talk about what he used to do.
You know, I was on the TV show, the J. L.
Oh, and the, yeah, we know, Jan, it's yours.
Wait, I don't even know who you are, we know, John. It's yours way, even though who you are.
Your podcast is unlistenable.
He does talk about for some reason.
He brings out that he's talking to his attorney in New York.
And he says this, and maybe I'm paranoid,
but I just get the sense he's talking to me.
You know, and Patana, I'm about to go on a date,
like a couple of months, like three or four hours before.
And you know, I'm texting with my lawyer
who has got to talk to me.
We have some things going on.
Some people may know about some people don't.
So I'm like, all right, I gotta meet my attorney.
Why does he say that?
Some people may know about it, some people don't.
What are you trying to say there?
Why would you say that?
I think you're just talking to talk.
Yeah, you're probably.
Really, I mean, at this point, it can't even be true.
There's no attorney who would tell you,
actually, you know what,
I was gonna say there's no attorney
who would tell you to go through this,
but then again, Maddox is an example of why.
That's a good point.
We'll get goaded into frivolous lawsuits.
I have more on this clip.
Let me just see what else I clipped here.
She keeps texting me back a telephone.
Like, can't you just call your attorney?
And I'm like, my attorney does this shit for free for me.
I'm not gonna fucking just call them.
I'm gonna fucking meet him if he wants to meet with me.
I'm actually supposed to meet him again today. So I mean then I'm and then she's like
I said and I'm just and I haven't heard from this since so it's oh, okay
I just left that in because he was getting rejected by a girl in the same
Clepet he's talking about suing someone for something
It just never ends with this fucking ends getting rejected. Yes, it's just my turny-two
You hear that there like oh he hasn't gotten back to me yet. Well, he has real clients. What a husband. What a set fucker. So you're probably wondering
Why would Monique who's obsessed with the Howard Stern show so much so that her only claim to fame is talking about the Howard Stern show
Why would she reject an opportunity to be a co-host with Stuttering John Melendez from the Howard Stern Show. The way this podcast opens
is John is so excited to talk to Monique. He's got so much catching up to do with her.
Let me just, I got so much to tell you Monique. I had the busiest day, but I'll just get to this end.
So, there I am. I did two loads of laundry yesterday. You know, hung up one load, then the other load, I had to go.
So I put the laundry in the closet that I just cleaned, shampooed the rug because the
fucking catch whenever I go on the road, they like to fucking take it out of me and shit
in the closet.
Where the fuck are you going with this story?
Where are we? So even Monique is like, Chad, this isn't a podcast, this isn't a
show. You did laundry yesterday and your cats poop. What the fuck are we talking about?
I'm liking this girl. And then because they're talking about cats, John has to remember
that he's got this hack joke in his act. He's now going to tell us. And by because they're talking about cats, John has to remember that he's got this
hack joke in his act that he's not going to tell us. And by the way, you ever hear comedians
when they are on podcasts, they never go into their act. They just don't do it. It's just
a hack thing to do. But John can't wait to try to get out this joke.
Well, I'm telling you cats, you know, you know, I, you know, I do this joke, you know,
Well, I'm telling you cats, you know, you know, I you know, I do this joke, you know
I was at my psychologist's office and she said that I suffer from too much
High self-esteem so she prescribed me cats
This guy that's out of funny joke
But he also could have fucking delivered a joke to save his life and I know shit shit, so what comedians don't like is if, you know, somebody, there's a reason they have the audience lock up their phones, right?
Because they don't want their bits either stolen or recorded before they're really polished
and ready to put it out on a Netflix special or some shit.
That's why they don't just do their jokes anywhere.
Because they're only funny in context in the right environments with an audience of people laughing. This guy not only goes against
a grain just dumps his joke on the first opportunity to the first poor soul
willing to listen. It's not even good at. A lot of fucking sad retard. You can't even
deliver the joke that should be polished in his act. I got a joke about that
so I talk into my psychologist. He, like, like, like, I'll just,
uh, he sounds like, you know, when you're trying to tell somebody a joke from a comedian,
but obviously you're not the comedian, so you suck at it.
He sounds like he's reciting somebody else's joke, like, oh, you know, so then Bill
Burst said, um, like, he made a joke about his black girlfriend being black.
Oh, just shut the fuck up.
I'll watch it myself.
This is another example of John.
Now, this time he's talking about a tweet that he put out.
And he's all excited about how funny this tweet is.
And they're getting into this political talk,
him and Monique, and it's very compelling on the tell ya.
Jesus fucking Christ.
So he's bitching about Trump as he always does.
And this is...
See if you can pick up on how stupid this idiot is. It's mind-boggling.
I don't want to pay for you to survive. Yeah and you know first of all, Maga, I don't
know if you saw on my tweet stands for Moronic Assholes Mutilating America but I will tell
you this, okay. Did you catch that guy?
Yeah, I know the English is in your first language, but do you see what's wrong with that?
Yeah, so I know look, I get stuttering, but spelling does it, is it that effective
to the misspelling John now?
That's fucking awesome.
Fucking moron.
And it wasn't even off the top of his head.
It was a tweet.
You should see this tweet that I put out
he fucking moron
Nick just wants to go she doesn't even say anything
I think that's probably the right thing to do like this guy thinks he's funny. All right just moving on whatever
Yeah, what if I can do shit what is idiot? All right, there's just last thing I want to play about this podcast
John gets into this thing where he talks about these pieces of art that he's created and I
Just couldn't clip it all it's crazy. I was
Shaking my head in my car was just like I can't believe this guy is this stupid
He's so untalented in every single way. He's explaining this art that he's created and all of it has like a message to it
So for example He takes coins and paper money
and he puts it on this canvas with all of his other shit
and he spells the word happiness with the money,
but it's hard to see and his whole point is
you can't find happiness in money.
It's like that was like his profound fucking statement.
So he's talking about all these different pieces of art
that are similar to that.
And he brings up this one piece that he created.
And listen to what Monique says to him.
I can't believe he left this.
Why, I guess he doesn't add it,
but why would you leave this in your own podcast?
This is hilarious.
Looks like studs or rhinestones or something. No, no, it's pieces of the Bible the Quran the Torah and the Hindu
Bible it's pieces of all
Strips of all those pieces and then it even makes drives at the point home. Religion equals love, bad religion
equals hate, no religion equals peace. Thank you. So deep. Thank you. Wait, how old were
you when you did these? Okay, I know that, you know, this, you know, it looks like a kid
could do it, but the concepts, I'm, it's about, I started them on about like 10 years ago.
Oh, so it's not like you were, you know, 17 and trying your hand at some art.
No, I just got the idea. So now here's the third one. I love this.
He was in his 40s. When he made this art, when he's like, oh, that's cute.
Where were you like a teenager? What do you think?
Maybe it seems like a teenager could do this, but this is really good stuff.
And why does he keep that?
Edgy 14 year old-old Atheist, kid.
Like, I have a co-exist sticker.
It's made up of all the symbols of all the religions.
Okay, yeah.
What a loser.
So then he goes on and there's a bunch of examples of this.
And Monique, I don't know how she stood with this.
Because she's just like, okay, wait, what?
Okay, okay, I guess that's all right.
So finally, John has his masterpiece that he created.
Just so much you know what a great comedian slash artist he is.
Zoom in on that.
This is me, I'm having some fun here.
And the Kim Kardashian thing, the Paris Hilton sex tape.
That's my sex tape.
You see, that's Gaffa tape on that.
I write sex out of my, at a tape.
That's my sex tape. What happened?'s gaffer tape on there. I write sex out of my at a tape. That's my sex tape.
Oh, Jesus.
That's my sex tape. Come on. Well, that's retarded.
I think what I realized here is that you know, those really sad old people, like somehow they
will find a way to a cost you
Maybe you're standing in line or during a coffee shop or some shit. Maybe they're in a retirement home
They see you and they will just talk to you for like 20 minutes because they're so fucking desperate to talk to somebody because they're on children
Don't talk to them anymore and you feel bad for them. You're annoyed, but you feel bad for them
That is this.
Except he just has a $5 headset that he can use to call people and annoy them that way.
This is sad.
Monique is just humoring this old decrepit man who I guess doesn't have anyone else.
Well, what I've learned from listening to this podcast is that I'm making fun of a retarded
person, which is typically frowned upon.
Alright, so that brings us to the segment known as...
Gringe of the Week.
Gringe of the Week.
And this week's Gringe of the Week comes over from a person named E. Murphy.
Wonder who that could be.
And E. Murphy recommended that we do how did this get played, which was that podcast we reviewed with the Native American fella who was all but hurt about being tokenized, whatever the fuck he was mad about.
But apparently there was an episode earlier in the show where they had Haley Mancini on the show.
Now, Kaya, do you know what Haley Mancini is?
No idea.
She is the co-host to George on the Godzilla podcast.
Godzilla versus podcast zero that Maddox does.
So Haley Mancini is the chick that Maddox is trying to fuck. She was a guest on this show.
And E Murphy sent me a bunch of clips. Maybe we'll play some of them in the bonus episode. I'm gonna record tomorrow.
But this was just the cringe because I always love him. People are trying to figure out
video game music. Hey Nick, can you do the paperboy theme from Heart?
No, I don't know that I don't know. I don't know if that
committed memory to you. Yeah. What is it?
Okay.
Yeah. When you start singing it, I'm like, okay, right?
It does like those dissonant chords going down, right?
Well, that's a podcast. It's out there. God, singing it, I'm like, okay, right? It does like those dissonant chords going down, right? Well, that's a podcast.
It's out there.
God, you know, I...
I'm trying to find a way to say this without being clippable
and having to use it against me, but I hate people, women,
who get this inflated sense of how interesting they are
because, you know, maybe they co-host a show with somebody
who's just trying to fuck them and he just nods at everything. Yep. That would be like that. So when she goes on every other show, she assumes she
actually is interesting. That would sum it up right there. When you're six or seven or above
and half of the population wants to fuck you, they will laugh at everything you say, but it doesn't make it interesting.
Horny Jew 666.
How did I not work that drop in earlier?
Good, dude.
Yeah, I was gonna say it's perfect.
Such an idiot.
Alright, Kaya.
You know what, I've been getting called out for specific drops I've been playing lately
that I play them too much like this one.
Which I mean can you play that drop too much? It's crazy. Nope.
All right, Kai. It's a classic. I want to thank you so much for coming on the show. I know that
you've been very busy. Your schedule's not. You got to go back to Turkey soon. So thank you for
finding time to do this. I had a blast going through this episode with you. Yeah, man. Thanks for having me. Also, I have
to tell you that I listened to the official podcast the other day because you had no boy
two guests on Doug and Anthony from who's right? Yes, That's right. And it wasn't even a bonus episode.
So that's amazing.
Practically everything went wrong.
Anthony uploaded the wrong audio.
His webcam stopped working halfway through.
And then today we're hard up for, you know,
we needed a guest right then and there last minute.
And I said, can you get on?
And he's like, oh, this is perfect.
We were just about to record anyway.
And then I don't hear from him.
And he says Anthony's computer malfunctioned.
So Doug was fucking live it behind the scenes
the week they came on our show.
Anthony's a fucking bass.
He got a lot of shit for the stuff that he said.
He came on our show.
I enjoy talking to him. I like Anthony a lot of shit for what is wrong with that guy that he said he came on our show I enjoy talking to him I like Anthony a lot and of course Doug is is the best so
that was cool I enjoyed listening to those guys on your show they're fan
freeverts now good definitely they're you know good we gotta get it I'm gonna get
past this we gotta get past this boomer versus versus zoomer you know obviously
I'm not talking about the podcast boomer versus zoomer but we gotta get past this boomer versus zoomer. You know, obviously I'm not talking about the podcast,
boomer versus zoomer, but we gotta get past this whole thing.
It's like, okay, we got it.
This guy's older than you.
You know, what else is going on?
Yeah, no, it's better.
It's much more fun to talk to somebody like Doug
than a streamer my age,
who's just gonna tell me about Fortnite.
Yeah, you know, whatever.
Go to who's rightpodcast.com to check out my buddy Doug and Antony.
Yes, who's right?
But also the official podcast, which I, from what I've heard from my voice mailers, got
really shitty after we reviewed your show and I was gotten better again, is that true?
Arguably for a while there got too shitty
I'm not gonna want to review my own show I know I'm just fucking you know
I'm not gonna sit here and tell you it's fucking awesome where it was awesome. I just find any point all right
I told you I wanted to go quickly and I'm just dragging shit out for no reason
But anyway check out the official podcast. Hi. Thanks for coming out of Cypher
But it's favorite part of the show. Oh, cheers.
Thanks for choosing.
Thanks for choosing.
The team.
No, no, no.
The team.
The team.
I'm very excited about next week's show.
And for all the OP fans who are pissed that we didn't talk
about OP today, guess what?
Next week is very exciting.
We are going to have Eric Nagel join us on the show
that is E-Rock, former producer of the Open Anthony show,
Big Fan of W-A-T-P.
He wants to come on and we are going to be reviewing
this podcast.
I said, well, come, but, well, come, but, well, come.
Yeah.
Open it, you. B-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A- Yeah I Monday morning
You might ask Kyle why did that company to be that long? Because it did.
I needed to get all of that in there.
This is a podcast called Hey, Todd.
And it is featuring host Todd Pettengill and Todd Pettengill was on a show called
the Scott and Todd show, which was a huge part of Jack Tober on the open Anthony show. They did Morning Drive in New York City for many years.
And now Todd has lost his job on the radio.
So now he does a subscriber only podcast.
And E-Rock was able to get on their server
and find episodes that hadn't even come out yet
and send those by way so.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, this is the only thing.
I don't know, I don't think so.
Because he sent me all of these episodes.
They're like dated in the future.
I'm like, all right, cool.
Awesome.
But he puts out a daily show.
It's fucking awesome.
You're gonna be reviewing an episode
that's not even out yet.
Yeah, it's amazing.
But it doesn't matter.
It's all about getting rid of it. No one's gonna hear it anyway. Yeah, it's amazing, but it doesn't matter because no one's getting it.
No one's gonna hear it anyway.
Who the fuck is subscribed to this channel?
So when you say producer of OP and Antony
just like for realsies this time
or is it just another guy who had just put that
in his Twitter bio and do you?
Okay, so you were on, but you were on with Mike Sappho
on last time.
So Mike Sappho is the,
was the producer of OP radio
when OP worked at Westwood Wall.
Okay, he was actually hired and worked
for Westwood Wall as the producer of that show.
Oh, okay.
Now there's this guy named creamy butters
who is like managing their shitty Facebook group
or whatever the fuck they're doing.
So Eric Nagel, Iraq actually worked at the radio stations,
including Series XM with Opie and Anthony.
He was frequently on the show.
He is the real deal part of that larger show back in the day when it was good.
And people listen to it.
He has not Mike's apple.
However, I will say I've reached out to Mike's apple
because I'm concerned about this whole thing
with creamy butters.
And Mike has not heard from OP in a while.
So I'm gonna try to get Mike on the show also
and we'll see what happens.
I have a lot planned.
I'm excited to get caught up on all things OP
and as always Todd Pettengill.
Should be a lot of fun.
That was amazing when we grabbed Mike Saf on the show
last time, you're like, yeah, Kaya, yeah,
you were making fun of how my dad died,
and that was fun.
Whoops.
Ha, ha, ha.
Yeah, that was great.
I sometimes, you know, you don't always remember
the things you say, but that every once in a while,
you know, somebody will remind me of what I said and I think, yeah, that's
such a kaya thing to say. I believe you. I would make fun of you with the
daughter or whatever. Alright, so please, I hopefully have sold this. I think I
have. I think I've done a pretty good job of selling it. Please, Jersey
next week because it might be the episode we find out once and for all, who are
these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony.
Starting in the mush this, of morning radio.
And now the show is going to be over now.
Hmm, okay.
Great show. Good job, everybody.
Great job, everyone. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, This dude is fucking corn. Bullshit!
You fucking know all about this shit!
That's good.
Fucking thing sucks!
You know, who are these?
Podcasts.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Makes no sense
Kyle let's do some voicemails real quick
What do you say?
All right.
All right.
Yeah.
Starting off with, I don't know if I'm going to play this whole thing.
It's a long one.
Apparently, we talked about Joey Clift and apparently Native Americans also don't care
about this guy.
Hey, Carl.
My name's Kicking Crow.
I'm a member of the Cowlitz Indian Tribe.
The same as Joey Clift that you featured on Episode 1
and 3 last week.
The elders of our tribe, they're big WATP fans.
And after the show last week, they had a powwow
that they asked me to record and translate for you.
So here it is.
Yeah, I was a message to Mr. Carl who we elders call white screaming turd
and to his apprentice Andy who we call tiny bashful pony. Thank you. Thank you for finally speaking the words of our earth mother
about this jolly water donkey cliff that has for so long
that has for so long annoyed our entire tribe much like a horse fly on our buffalo meat. All right, that goes after another 60 seconds, but you get the point. Apparently.
Yeah, well, you have people making skits for you now.
Yes. I do appreciate that. Good production value on that too. I just
would have liked to have moved that a lot.
A little quicker.
I don't know if that fucking log to get it out,
but all right, we appreciate it.
That's good stuff.
The guys got a cool voice though.
That's cool voice.
That's good.
All right, this is coming in from our buddy from Russia
who is probably in the discord now.
I see him in there quite a bit.
And it's cool to have people from Russia
and their perspective on how things are going.
And he breaks down the voicemail segment that we do.
So it's gonna get a little bit meta.
Hey Carl, it's me, what from Russia?
And you know what makes me a fucking rage?
How dog sure your voicemail segment has gotten, okay?
Let's, it was never amazing right right but let's take a look at your top three regular voicemail colors nowadays
You have the the color people what is it like blue and an orange or whatever the fuck like they were trying to do like a
Feud on your voicemails and it was just just the most boring and
Sad thing because they're boring and sad people. It's not funny. It's not interesting. It's just nothing
So fuck them. Then you have Vic who's a complete attention-horror
You know she she was fine when she was doing her little boy character or whatever because that was like an interesting premise, right?
And now she's just everyone knows that she's a woman
She's probably 50 and she's probably this old hag and what's even we're is how your whole fucking audience is trying to
Sleep with her like are you that desperate?
I'm not that hard to get women, okay? This is how you get women. It's it's very easy
I'm getting a bit off track
But you have to lie and make yourself see more interesting and you have to also remember shit that they say
About themselves and then say it back to them.
And then you'll get any girl.
I'm gonna pause it real quick.
That's the best advice I've ever heard about picking up women.
That's spot on.
Alright, we'll get back to it.
It's not difficult, okay?
You don't need this big bitch.
But she's pretty boring and just whatever.
And then you have band practice guy.
Okay, let's be honest about band practice guy.
He was funny for a while, you know, the whole band practice.
Okay, that was terrible.
But it was a funny catchphrase.
And you say that, oh, it's never gonna get old.
After 10 episodes, it's gotten, it got pretty old.
And he's never gonna recapture that, you know,
he was trying to come up with a new catchphrase.
It's never gonna happen.
You're never gonna recapture that magic. So, he was trying to come up with a new catch phrase, it's never gonna happen, you're never gonna recapture that magic.
So he's just a hack.
Let's look at the voicemail segment,
like maybe at the beginning of the year.
You had Boomer guy and what the fuck was his name?
The guy who ate ass but didn't actually eat ass.
Okay, they were interesting because they were the most
sad and pathetic people and everybody hated them.
And that's what made them good and everyone could just
Like shit on them together, you know, and nobody liked them
so I have a plan. I want to become the most hated W.E.T.P.
Voice-Mail Caller. I want to de-throw this fucking boomer guy whatever his name is. Okay, that is his name.
I
Want to fucking de-throw him cuz he doesn't deserve anything in life
He doesn't deserve that that title. So I want to become the most hated WTP voicemail caller
Carl, do you have any any tips for me? Like what does your audience hate the most because?
I need I need this okay. This is my new goal in life. I'm that I'm that sad. I don't have anything else to do so
Let me know. I have to tell you this, buddy. You're doing it wrong because so far, everyone loves you.
You're getting a rave reviews from Fran Drescher and Vic who are both
voice mailers who call into the show all the time. So if you're trying to become the most
hated, that's not the way to do it.
What happened to that a drunk guy
who like fell asleep calling in?
Yeah, what did happen to that guy?
Probably death?
Be my guess.
Poor fucker.
It is interesting when you get people
who make a habit out of calling you,
you guys don't have a voicemail, right?
I use the drawers. Right, use ours, he used who have a voicemail right? I'm used to yours.
Right.
You're used to ours.
You used who's rights voicemail.
Yeah.
It gets interesting when people just become it just becomes habitual that they just call
you all the time daily and you just have to stop playing them so they get the fuck out
of that happen.
I go right then we get it.
That's enough.
That's just fucking right. That's enough.
That's fucking correct. Yeah.
And I try to listen to all of the voicemails that are left,
but there are times when I'm like, all right, I just,
I just can't do it anymore. For example,
we got a call in from Tim from Australia.
He felt bad that he started a thing where people talk about Vic.
So he left me a very long voicemail
telling people not to talk about Vic anymore.
And I'm not gonna play that
because it was too long and boring,
but he did leave me a voicemail after that
and I'm gonna play that.
That calls me Tim again.
My previous voicemail, I had to do this
like even releasing voicemail and then bringing one back.
But I'm going to give you the choice to either release
or not release that one.
I feel like I've been doing this because the whole point
of it was just to say, hey, can you stop talking about Vic
but me telling people to not talk about Vic,
you're just going to bring it back into the circulation
of things.
So if you're choice, if you're on play,
I'd or not play it, but I think it just
won't help anyone if you do. But I'm cheers. If you're not, I'm gonna be using a play
with an SMS player. Good podcast. And I won't probably go back in again. So, yeah.
All right. So I like the UGB permission to either play it or not play it. That's cute.
either play it or not play it, that's cute. And this whole thing, this obsession with Vic.
I had to tell everybody, Vic is a 10.
You know, she sent me some pictures of herself
in lingerie and this obsession is warranted.
You should all want to be trying to fuck her.
She's very easy, she wants it really bad.
So I just want to keep that going.
Okay.
Okay. Does Jen from the Jingles Department approve of those photos? She wants it really bad. So I just want to keep that going.
Okay.
Does Jen from the Jingles Department approve of those photos?
Not even Vic approves of these photos. I see her in the discord as we talk.
All right. Here's a desperate guy who needs to hear his voice really badly.
Hey, Carl.
So the superfan that I am of this high quality, professional podcast, I've been trying to leave a voicemail for the last three weeks or so.
I've been trying time and time again. I walk away from my duties in the kitchen at my job,
in the kitchen at my job, walk into the employee's classroom,
and I stand there hoping no one walks in,
listening to me talk to my fucking phone,
leaving a voicemail for your podcast,
just trying to get my voice out there somewhere.
And thanks for the text, Carol.
I had a text from Carol.
I quote, your audio quality sucks out out loud and that's me saying that.
That's what Carl texted me. I've never heard my fucking voice mails, Carl.
Gee, I wonder why I didn't know that and I kept sending shitty voice mails.
I mean, this is a fucking shitty voice mails, but all of them are especially that little Australian boy.
But yeah, thanks a lot, Carol, for finally letting me know.
Tell me if this is any better.
Thanks.
Tell me back, Kyle.
Is he mad at me?
Oh.
He wants you to call him back, right?
Did he say call me back?
Yeah, what the fuck? That was, came out of nowhere.
That was very odd because this guy can't leave me
voicemails that were unplayable,
because they just sounded like garbage.
So finally I just texted him and said,
just see a no, the reason I'm not playing
your voicemails, because I can't even understand what you're saying.
And I think it calls me back and is like pissing me about.
I like, I'm trying to help you out here, buddy.
What are you all for me?
All right.
You know, it's great as at one point,
if you keep being successful,
you might have a live show or something.
And these people are gonna all show up.
They're gonna need name tags or something.
So we can identify all of the callers.
It's a good idea.
That's a really good idea.
We got a call from a guy who likes Kevin. And I'm going to play his voice mail, but I don't
think Kevin will overhear this.
I don't think he listens to our show.
Hey, Carlos, we're really excited you're finally getting to that white supremacist podcast.
It's going to be great, but I got to say, if you don't get Kevin in there to make it the
KKK podcast, because I don't make jokes for nothing, I want my joke to be valid. Otherwise you invalidated me.
If you can't, I will pretend to be Kevin. I could do shitty co-op or commander. I can sweat a lot. I'll move to Arizona, whatever the fuck he is right now.
And I will be Kevin. I'll bring no clips. I'll do no prepper whatsoever. I might vaguely listen to
the episode, but I could be Kevin. I'm sure Kyle will make it because he wouldn't
miss this type of shit. Anyway, call me back.
Yeah. I tell you that as a compliment. You should. The KKKC have thing. People, even like Andy and Andy's brother Joe were asking me like you're gonna have Kevin on right?
I'm like well, no, it doesn't matter just cuz our names start with the letter K
That's at the point of this. Well, no, you have to you have to have three of you like no
I just I'm just gonna review a way to grow this podcast. It doesn't
Anyway, yeah, I think you're wrong about that. I think you're gonna get shit for this
rightfully. I was looking forward to Kevin too. Maybe if you have some old tracks of him, use them as a
soundboard, edit him and just going like, yeah, I agree after they go, you know, we get to kill the
kikes. Oh, okay, how about this? I'll just pop this in. That's Kevin. Do I come from Commander?
All right, here is that Scarlet Johansson playing Muhammad bit could have been funny.
When we played the last show that we did, it was those unfunny people from Utah who did
these pre-recorded bits and they were god awful.
Hey, Carl, I just wanted to call in to say that that pre-recorded bit that you singled
out from the last last podcast the one
where scarlet Johansson plays Muhammad that's a pretty solid premise and yet
the I mean you could have done a lot with that you could have done about how the
forced diversity and movies and they just got crammed something in and kind of
ruin what could be an otherwise good movie I mean and that's taking it to
its obvious extreme which could be a funny good movie i mean that's taking into its obvious
extreme which could be a funny bit if you do it
in a funny way
it really just shows
how bad
those
quote comedians and quote are
that they can take something that could be funny
if done by a competent comedian
and just
for us but getty all over the floor.
All right, agreed.
Who do you pick if you had to pick one podcast that you would only be allowed to listen to
until the end of time like Shamist, Starring John or the White Spremacists?
So my question would be can I listen to all of Shamist's podcasts?
Because they're all the same. That's a good point.
Yes.
Okay, then the answer is Patrick Michael
because honestly, that fucking guy in his podcast,
I have to stop myself from playing his podcast
on every episode and it's endlessly entertaining.
This guy is the dumbest person I've ever heard
talking to a microphone.
He's amazing.
So that would be my answer. It's great. Oh, so we reviewed the Big Bad Sandcast last week.
That's what we were just talking about. The boring guy from that show then called into our show.
Hi, Carl. This is the boring guy from the podcast to review last week.
We're going to have another podcast released in December.
I hope you listen to it.
You gave us a hard time, but you made fun of my voice.
I just want you to know that H. John Benjamin talks a lot like me, and he's very successful.
So...
I guess I didn't have very much. He had a premise, and I didn't know where to go with it.
So we know that!
It's always the fun ones where they hang up
and embarrassment.
Yeah, I don't know how to shit.
I didn't have a punchline for this.
We know that people from the Howard Stern show
specifically will Murray, the segment producer,
listens to WATP and they're getting their bits now
from things that we do.
So it's just natural that Patrick Michael
will be the next person on Howard's turn.
Hey, Carlos, Howard Stern.
Look, we're on everything past you now.
I just wanted to ask,
we want to hire the still a Patrick Michael.
We're going to call him Stuttering Todd.
You should definitely hire Patrick Michael.
You would increase your subscribers by 200% if you did that. Oh
PJ the guy who's a song we played earlier the white Christmas song he called in to
talk about Vic and the other female listeners. Hey Carl this is PJ the guy who
makes those crappy parody songs. I just want to let all your listeners know that
there's no way any chick under 250 pounds listens to WATP so they can stop calling into your voice middle line to flirt with Vick. I can't even talk. This is why it makes songs and I
trigger chords and send them to you. God
Yeah, Vic she's a fat come she's at least 300 pounds 99.9% share
Bye
So barely she's a 10 I said she's a 10
Vic says she's 130 pounds in the discord right now, but I don't know, PJ, he seems to know some shit.
He might be right about that.
Tucker Dixon, our friend Tucker Dixon called in
with his thoughts on our episode last week.
Hey, Carl, it's Tucker Dixon again.
Just call him in for another review of your podcast.
I call him in, tell you when you fuck up pretty well. Uh, no, you were fine last week.
I didn't turn any fuck up.
And again, maybe it was just such a boring shitty episode and paying attention.
I was in okay.
I like that episode.
That was a good episode.
All right.
Okay.
He got me on this one.
I like you guys.
You did a good job.
Anyways, coming back, we can hang out or whatever.
I'll see you later, Carl.
Bye. All later, Carl. Bye.
All right, Tucker. I'll call you later today. We'll make plans to hang out on Christmas.
Oh, this is about co-hosts telling people to donate to other shows.
Hey, Carl. I would follow Doug's suggestion and subscribe to shameless patreon and instead of yours
So you won't get in money from me, but maybe you'll get your content from the nine-minute podcast or maybe
whatever
20 fucking shows is doing so
Yeah
Thanks dog for
Convincing not to give Carl any fucking money.
Yeah, that's it.
It's fucking bullshit.
I hate that I have co-hosts out here and they're like, you know what you should do is
you should give money to Sam Tripoli and Patrick Michael.
Like, what?
No!
Patreon.com slash you are these podcasts!
It's a good place to put money.
To be fair.
Yeah.
I mean, to be fair, who's right also as a patreon now
And also I believe 50% of the repressions are behind the paywall now, right? So
To enjoy that that kind seems to be working seems to be working for
I don't know if you noticed this kaya when you and I started the show today
I played these clips of people talking about who are these podcasts and it seems like it goes on for a long time.
I guess it's not long enough though.
Carl, you two increased the length of the intro.
It's not about 15 minutes yet so I don't know like when to skip in.
So just please keep making it longer.
I appreciate it.
Go fuck yourself.
All right. Done and done. We can start adding a lot more clips to that. Yeah.
Patreon.com slash official. That's right. Markey. Markey and the funky
bunch. No, I feel bad for the one who gets the money.
The cat. A lot of fuck with you, but not that way.
The rich get richer, my friend. So we did
a podcast. It was our first bonus episode where we talked about the vanished and there
was this kid named Nico who was an alleged rapist who then went missing and Nico has been
calling into the show ever since that he's a fan of WTP. Nico called back it again. He's by the way, he's
quickly become my favorite collar. Hey, Garo, it's me, Nico, the rapist. Hey, I don't like how people
are giving Vic a lot of shit. It seems unwarranted. I think they're just mad because there's no other
women calling in because they also have a bunch of guys who are like asking to get like
pictures of her feet or whatever they're asking over.
It's really upsetting and this has come from a guy who raped her.
I don't like how people are acting on the podcast.
Anyway Carl, please, I don't like the last episode.
I don't want you to ever cover people like that again
It was so fucking boring. Oh my god. I wanted to fucking shoot myself. God damn it
Anyway
Fucking awful call I'm gonna try
And he didn't so what went what happens in the last episode? I don't remember anything terrible
What happened in the last episode? I don't remember anything terrible.
Well, it was just a boring show.
We tried to make it interesting,
but listening to those hacks,
try to tell jokes was difficult.
I see.
Oh, I talked about how I got assaulted
by the drummer from the misfits
when we played a show with them,
not to be outdone,
someone else has a story to tell.
Hey Carl, you think it's so cool
that you got punched by the drummer for the misfits?
Well, let me tell you a story.
I got punched by the drummer from Black Flag.
I'm not gonna tell you the story though,
you're gonna have to give me five bucks.
That's the fucking model, that's the business model right there.
I can't wait to hear it, buddy. The checks in the mail
This is a guy who's a fan of Kaya
Who's from the lovely state of Utah that we always talk about with very glowing terms here on WATP
Hey, what's up?
Hey boys, it's you from Utah
Yeah, calling from Utah.
So I'm sitting here in my fucking shitty typing job
in the city, listening to your podcast last week.
And I'm just looking around, giving everybody
the fucking stink eye, because I know any one of these people
could be these fuck wads in my ear, man.
Like, Jesus Christ. I disavow ear, man, like Jesus Christ.
I disavow this entire state, like Metc's disavow this book.
I mean, I hear he's going fucking homeless anyway.
You know what? He can trade me places. He can come home, live with mom and dad.
I'll go to California and try to be a New York time best seller 20 years ago.
Anyway, I fucking love you guys. Ty, you are my favorite co-host. Uh, all you're pretty cool to call me back.
Kai, I get into love. Yeah.
Fran D'Rescher just joined the discord server. And she's in the discord right now.
Very excited about hearing her voice mail.
Can't wait for us to play it.
There she is, a franny.
Alright, so a franny's voice mail is...
...or one of my favorite things that happened on this show.
The fact that Fran Dresher...
...who by the way was in the movie's final tap.
Which is a great movie.
So it's very exciting that someone like that...
...would not only be a fan of WTP, but so excited about the show that she wants to participate.
And I'm probably building this up too much. Hey Carl, this is the guy who does the shitty
fraying's Russia and pressure. And I heard you criticizing it on like one, two episodes ago.
And look, I get it. It really is not really consistent, but
hear me out. I literally have to put myself through fucking pain to do that voice. Not
just ear damage from having to listen to it, but vocal pain. Because first of all, I have
to do a shitty, smoker voice in order to like make it sound sound bad first of all, but that's not good enough.
So I literally press on my esophagus in order to sound half as bad as the real friend's
Russia.
I literally put myself through pain for W-A-G-P, so you really should be a little bit easier.
I mean, I'm not a fucking professional voice actor. I'm not living it up in L-A-G-P, so you really should be a little bit easier.
I mean, I'm not a fucking professional voice actor.
I'm not living it up in L-A, all right, Carly Poo?
But I still love you.
Call me back.
All right, Fran, thanks so much for calling it.
I love the Fran Derysher, the celebrity,
is a big fan of the show.
Yeah, but he forgot her catchphrase, which is I was raped.
Right. Don't forget that. After every story. Yeah. That's how every story actually needs to end
is just, you know, somebody died or got raped. Sorry, I'm not dug from who's right. We're not
going to add to every story with that. This is the last vo smell that I want to play and I think it's
thick or maybe it's between rapes. I think this is thick or possibly high-pitched Eric
from ours, sir. John, not sure. Hey Carl, your fuck face, piece of shit. It's thick. I just
thought you should know. I'm over here at the mighty taco
taking a monster shit. I
Had the El Nino Barito. I know that's right up your alley. Well fuck yourself.
All right, well, I think that really was Vic and I think that Vic probably works at my detaco, so that's very cool.
Kaya, we gotta end this thing, man. It's it's too much.
All right. I have that ended. I assume your football game is still going. I have two. This is
very exciting stuff. I play in two fancy football leagues. And both of my teams are in the
Super Bowl today. So I'm watching as these my quarterback just through a touchdown to the tight end.
And I'm very excited about these things that are going on. But I'm trying as these my quarterback just threw a touchdown to the tight end and I'm very excited about these things
They're going on, but I'm trying to be professional. I'm trying to mask that I just put out a show
All right
Kaya, thanks. Thanks for having me on. Thank you so much for coming on you were fantastic as always and hopefully we'll talk again soon
Yes, talk to you then.
Alright buddy, see you.
What?
Rain, man. Come on.