Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep270 - Tag Team
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I'm glad we were able to work out the contract negotiations
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Oh, yeah.
And we're still friends, right?
Of course.
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Let's get into it.
This is a show with hosts,
Bree Teressi and Veronica Estrella.
And the way that this episode that I started listening to
episode number five started off.
They have this guy in here named Scott Wilson.
Okay.
Now they never explain who Scott Wilson is
because they're going to introduce him
and then they get off on a tangent
and they're obviously like old friends.
Yeah. so this
Conversation is very much an inside conversation that no one could follow or know what's happening with a flashback photo from boys came on my phone
You know, and I'll have like a committed photos. It was like me and Bob and it was like
Honestly, that would have been a hit though like it was a great show. We had a couple really good interviews
So yeah, oh, I talked to Mike and Mike wants to get back on the show Honestly, that would have been a hit though. Like it was a great show. We had a couple really good interviews. So it pisses me off if we drop a ball on it.
Mike and Mike wants to get back on the show.
So we'll have them back on.
That'll be awesome.
Yeah.
And that's Logan Paul's guy, right?
Yeah, Logan Paul's guy.
He lives like the most interesting life to me.
Big Mike?
Yeah, totally.
Yeah, totally.
What is going on here?
This is the start of the show.
I'm completely lost.
I'm googling everything.
Big Mike, Logan Paul, you know,
and then it continues out.
And thankfully, the other co-host,
Veronica was also lost.
Mike and I matched on Tinder years ago.
Veronica, do you know who we're talking about?
No, I thought we were talking about
the other big Mike.
Thank God.
I'm not the only one who has no idea what anyone is talking about on this show.
Uh, Kroge, what did you pick up on here?
Well, I believe I have the shortest summary I've ever brought.
Okay, good.
When you were dating Jake Paul at the time, actually.
There's some crazy vocal fry coming from Veronica. Yeah, it, it's let's talk about who these people are real quick
Who are they by the way? It's not a big deal. So
Brita Rassi has 1.3 million Instagram followers
500,000 Twitter followers and yes, she is on only fans which we'll get to
Veronica has a private account on Insta,
and only 2,800 Twitter followers.
A recent tweet that you put out said,
FB sucks and it received 26 likes.
So very different.
Yeah, that's both ends of this.
That's the spectrum.
However, I believe they're both models.
Yes.
That's their professional profession.
That's what's on their business cards.
If they could read, they would see that it said model.
And yeah, they do like to bring that up a whole bunch.
I noticed that.
Yes.
The other thing they bring up,
the one chick knows Jake Paul.
And I got a couple clips I thought was real fucking interesting
on all that. Number two was then bringing it up in the first place. Sure. Actually my mom set me a link the other night because she knows I know both of these guys.
She sent me a link and it was pretty much Jake Paul talking shit about canelo Alvarez.
Oh my gosh. You definitely know Jake Paul.
And I know canelo.
Yeah.
So.
There we go.
Now, from a completely unrelated conversation later
in the exact same show, she's talking about a date she went on
and she says this.
Number three.
Sits down.
It's just name dropping, doing all this weird shit.
And name dropping.
Whoops. Because this is the whole first name, drop. I love this.
Because this is the whole first part of the episode I listen to was just then dropping
different names.
Yeah.
And the last one in this Jake Paul thing, it's, she says this thing under her breath at
the end, that's really weird.
But like see if you can pick it up.
It's the number four here.
I moved to Hollywood probably like five years ago.
I lived in Hollywood for five years.
I live in Florida now.
And I lived in a building that Jake Paul lived in and I was in a few of his videos.
We dated for a little bit. Mm-hmm. Did all that. That's a whole other story. And so funny.
Yeah. I mean, that's what I bet you. That's when you were dating Jake. So they talk
over each other, but you said those were dark moments in my life.
Correct.
And her claim to fame was I lived in the same building
as a famous guy.
Well, I thought that was odd because Jake Paul
is extremely wealthy man.
Yeah.
Is he in an apartment complex?
What do you mean lived in the same building?
You mean you lived in his house?
You mean you lived in his mansion
where they shot all those videos
and you were one of the people,
one of the hot people in the background of all those videos right I
Didn't get an impression of when that was okay. She said it was five years ago. Yeah
Then they get talking about the brother Logan Paul right and this fucking cracked me up because in number five
They talk about a fight that involves two people and they don't they can't name either of the people
Logan just fought or not Logan who who just did the fight yeah was Logan that involves two people and they can't name either of the people. Okay.
Logan just fought or not Logan.
Who just did the fight?
Yeah, it was Logan versus, who did he fight?
He fought.
I don't even remember.
I'm having a break.
It was just recent Mayweather.
He just fought.
Yeah, it was Floyd Mayweather.
And this was the first thing they talked about.
Yeah.
I put that on a note card, Todd.
Yeah, let's fast-fading the maven. Yeah Yeah, fascinating fun commentary. Remember that with that time, that thing
with the one guy and then the other guy, you know, I'm talking about the guy with the
hat, the thing, you know, you know what I mean. All right. I'm talking about. All right.
I hear what you're saying. However, I want to point out that after that, they talk about
sports in a way that is actually intelligent. I agreed with everything they said right here.
No offense to Logan Paul. Thank you's a great guy. Obviously a natural athlete, but to be fighting
Floyd Mayweather, right, and to like end in a draw is pretty ridiculous and obviously like
it had to do with money. Yes, that's correct. Interesting.
These women don't know more about sports than Kroch does.
It was like, yes, that was a fake fight for publicity and money.
It's not exactly hard.
Yeah, I know.
That's awesome.
Didn't they fucking call off Floyd Mayweather?
My number six, this fucking blew me away.
It was not entertaining.
It was a waste of time, a waste of money.
I know that sounds so harsh, but I would
even say it was anything against Logan. I would say it was more against Floyd Maywather for being a
sellout. Totally, totally, harsh words. But-
Sellout with me at midnight. I can't do it.
I did not do anything.
I was the fucking last time I heard somebody call the fucking sellout.
What are we talking about here?
Seriously?
Fair enough. I was like, fuckin' last time I heard somebody call the fucking sellout. What are we talkin' about here? So are you saying fair enough?
All right, let's talk about their YouTube channel.
They're looked up and I see that they're starting to put these episodes up on YouTube,
so you can watch them live.
Oh, boy.
Well, I think that's an important element for these people because honestly,
Breeze Talent is on her chest.
And that's really the only reason why
anyone wanna listen to this show.
But she also has tutorial videos on her YouTube channel like this.
Hi guys, what's up, my name is Breeze Herassi.
And today I'm gonna be talking to you about Only Fans
and how I make hundreds of thousands of dollars on Only Fans.
Well, there you go. She makes hundreds of thousands of dollars on only fans. Well, there you go.
She makes hundreds of thousands of dollars.
I only make like eight bucks.
I think I made 12 bucks all day.
I don't only fancy, don't have the type of talent
that she does.
So they're talking to Scott Wilson.
Now, Scott Wilson is the producer of the Bob Menary show.
And if you don't know who that is,
I will fill you in on that.
Please, I'm actually a fan.
And so they're talking to Scott about Instagram models.
Now, I had already mentioned that Brie has 1.3 million
followers on Instagram.
Yeah.
And her claim to fame is she hit a golf ball once
while wearing boots with high heels.
That's amazing.
It's pretty impressive.
Holy shit. And no wonder the New York Post amazing. It's pretty impressive. Holy shit.
And no wonder the New York Post wrote a whole article about her.
Yeah, no wonder.
So this is, I love Scott's take on this.
And then just like talking to other people in the space,
when you talk about Instagram, female influencers,
and podcasting, it's like, well, the only way to be successful
is to talk about fucking and talking about like all
the raunchy aspects of shit, which is on some level true.
People think that hot chicks doing podcasting just be talking about
sucking dick, which yeah, actually that's probably what they
should be talking about. That makes a lot of sense. So you know
they're bad at podcasting because halfway through the show,
Scott starts interviewing them. He's like, he has to keep the
conversation going.
Yeah, yeah.
So I thought this was an interesting answer from our friend, Bri.
So what is, what are your guys' goal with the podcast?
What do you truly want to accomplish?
Um, okay, well, I want to have fun.
I really want to have fun.
I want to showcase my personality.
Oh, sweetie, please don't do that.
That's a terrible idea.
Just take photos and videos of your boobs.
Sometimes you gotta know what got you there.
Yeah.
You know, don't overstep it.
She goes on more about what she wants to do on the show.
And then I would like for people to learn something from it.
Yeah.
Just for their eyes to be opened to various topics.
Yeah, like the girls only fan.
Like a lot of people are very judgmental towards that.
And I like what Brie was calling me.
Um, she just wants to interview people with their different success stories, but it's
not like the common success story from the 9 through 5.
It's just different people.
Right.
I want to open people's eyes to the fact that porn exists.
Some people think that only fans is just like chicks trying to take advantage of simps.
Yeah.
And there's more to it than that.
Yeah.
Obviously.
But I love that she goes, we want to talk about success stories and not just the 9 through
5 success stories.
I don't think this woman knows what 9 to 5 minutes.
Yeah.
Because you wouldn't say nine through five.
And also, never once, and I've heard these podcasts,
they're like, this guy came from nothing
and created this whole empire.
It's never like, yeah, I worked for Gennett
for 22 years, nine to five, and now look at me.
It's like, no, that's never a success story.
Workin' to get a corporation for your entire life.
It's never works out that way.
Crush?
Yeah, so I'm kind of a related note.
Like, so we asked the question all the fucking time,
who was listening to this shit?
Yeah.
Dude, we know who's listening to this shit.
You guys wanna find out who's listening to this?
Yes, we do.
They do some Q and A.
My number 10, our buddy Carl,
calls up with a really insightful question.
What's up tag team, it's Carl.
I bet that YouTube creates so much visual content across multiple platforms,
but I feel like just rolling an audio on Spotify does not do YouTube justice.
I've seen some podcasts on Spotify and to great video.
Is the tag team going to write that train?
Or are you going to go back and forth between YouTube and Spotify?
Also, do you and Veronica have anything special planned for your podcast viewers?
In terms of bringing some of that mayonnaise heat to the video podcast content, that compliments
what we see on your social media platforms?
Okay, so two things.
First of all, why do the voicemails sound like that?
I couldn't even do that if I wanted to.
That obviously wasn't me because my audio is always pristine. Perfection. But so this guy
calls in and he asks the same question twice. First of all, you guys are hot. Can I look at you?
Second of all, you guys are hot. Is there any way I could look at you?
So then they answer the question twice. Number 11.
Thank you so much, Carl. That's a great question. So we have been
looking into Spotify video, because I definitely think the
video aspect is really important, you know, especially where, you
know, we both come from like a modeling background, people are
used to just physically seeing us. What do you think about the just adding more like sexiness?
Yeah, definitely.
I think visual content is important, especially we're both models.
So like people want to see what we look like.
I prefer like I like to see who I'm listening to.
For example,
So if you're keeping score at home, yeah, we're hot.
We want to do video and also we're hot and we would like to do more video
So then the next guy calls in get a fucking load of this guy dude, okay
Okay
Sorry, dude, but your voice
uh... sorry dude but your voice
so creepy and so creepy
that's what your broadcasting to ladies your fans that is who's listening
correct old dudes with no pants and lots of
who are like
how much for the titty
so this leads them into a conversation about titty's
uh... this one's called less boobs more money
but i mean for me and i've realized I could make more money, not like posing topless.
I don't have anything like who cares, they're boobs, like every girl, every woman has boobs,
like everyone I've seen them.
Right.
It's just like I don't view that and I feel like I make more money not doing that.
Like you, you, you, yeah, but the question was how much?
Yeah.
I mean, can we answer the question please, but so she makes hundreds of thousands on only fans putting the same picture
She puts on other social media I guess I guess I mean, you know, hey more power to you
So then the next guy calls in but this guy's redeeming because he's like a he's like an upstanding guy and he's got like a real philosophical
question guy and he's got like a real philosophical question. Even to share each other's
because I'm in your slightly different sizes.
Oh God fuck.
All right.
So I'm a boy.
Oh boy.
And they even say that like today we're going to take,
we're going to listen to voicemails.
Have you heard these yet?
No, I haven't listened to them yet.
We had y'all call us and ask us questions.
And we're going to answer them.
I haven't looked at any of them.
Veronica hasn't had it.
That's a really bad idea.
You might want to curate those voicemails,
especially after WOTP listeners hear those.
I have the phone number right here.
I'll read it out so you all can call it.
So if you guys want to call for a future episode
and leave us questions, call 424-254-9801.
That's 424-254-9801.
I want to play,
Crojos are some really good voicemails.
This was the very first one they played.
Hey, my name's Oscar.
I go with Leak Solo
and I'm a big fan of the tag team podcast.
I love Veronica. I love Brie. And I was just calling and I'm a big fan of the tag team podcast. I love Veronica. I love
Brie and I was just calling and I wanted to ask, well, what is your goal for the next five
years? Do you see the podcast going long term?
So it's a standard job interview question. What are your goals for the next five years?
Also, I want to know, what's your biggest weakness?
Can you remember a time that you overcame it?
And can you explain that to me?
Like let's just send it a bunch of interview questions.
Yep, can you tell me about a challenging project?
What kind of hours are you looking for?
Okay, thank you so much, Carl.
You are very welcome.
So that last question, the one about,
so do you girls like share clothing?
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, let's get back to that.
This leads to a whole fucking thing of tittyshaming number 15.
I didn't even know this was a thing,
but it's my fetish.
No, okay.
Why?
Why?
Yes, we are the similar size except for broad size. And that's how we share, we share close, yeah.
We share close, yes.
For sure.
First might swim suit tops are usually too big for her.
Yeah, definitely too big, but.
We're the same except my tits are way better than hers.
By the way, did I mention they're way better?
I just wanted to rub that in a little tiny bit.
I watched the video, did you watch the video of this girl? No, they're way better. I just wanted to rub that in a little tiny bit. I watched the video. Did you watch the video of this
Grouch? No, they're way better. Okay, like way way.
Way better. I believe it.
Just seems like one of those things you don't have to like bring up all the time.
Then last one, they fucking discuss another fan and holy shit.
Fuck number 16.
Hi, Jason.
First of all, I wanted to thank you
for being a long time follower
and one of my friends and always drawing me
such beautiful pictures and sending me letters
as well to Veronica and my entire family.
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They didn't choose.
They didn't choose the bad, only fans.
And those are the fans.
That's the broadcasting show.
Is there a happy about that?
She's encouraging that, Peter.
Thank you so much.
When my mom got that crayon drawing in the mail
with the magazine letters cut out.
She was really into it.
Please. Oh my god
I've started to feel better about the people who listen to WTP after hearing these voice bells
They're somewhat less creepy our audience is Mensa compared to that. All right, so this is
Getting back to only fans and why
back to only fans and why brief feels that only fans in podcasting is so important for models.
The real fans and like the advid fans, they want to see that other side of the woman and
they want to be able to see like, okay, more of her personality.
So this is also giving those women like an outlet to be able to showcase who they really
are and if their fans are interested in seeing that then they can tune into the podcast
So this is something I hear a lot from hot internet models is the fans. They talk about the fans a lot
These are sims that you're taking advantage of
And guys if you need to communicate with hot chicks that you beat off to on the internet stop it
Yeah, I would recommend stop being a loser
Hot chicks already had too much power before the internet when they were just the hot chick at the bar
They had too much power gonna free drinks and shit and now you're throwing money at them. They're giggling about you
Yeah, they don't give a fuck about you. It's not a fandom
Well, and this whole idea that oh these fans they want to see the other side of no the whole fucking point of
pornography is to see the sexy part and not have to fucking deal with the morning breath and the fucking
DMS and the fucking leaving the shit in the sink. You're like, please don't leave the fucking garbage in the goddamn sink.
But no, they pile more garbage in the fucking sink.
It's fantastic.
Not that I would know anything about this.
Alright, so Scott Wilson, this guy is on.
And they want to talk to him about three sums.
They want to know if he's had three sums before.
I mean, in your experiences with three sums, I've never, I've had two three sums in my
life.
Wow.
I feel like that's pretty good for a dude.
That's not bad, right?
What kind of a horror is this?
That's pretty good for a dude.
I've had too many of the counts, but for a dude, two, three subs.
I'm in one right now.
That's not too bad.
So here's the plan, we're a couple hot chicks.
Let's get some dude on and ask him about that.
I'm gonna ask him about three subs.
So that she goes into this story about Burning Man.
That is insane.
Apparently there's an orgy tent at Burning Man. I have to ask Dick Masterson. Yeah, all right if he's familiar. I went to Burning Man a few years ago and
Hey Burning Man, but go on
One a few years ago and I met this group of people whatever were vibing and
The guys like let's go to the orgy tent and I'm like okay, let's go. There's a full tent
Yeah, it's huge so we're like like, You guys following this so far?
She meets these people, they're vibing
and the guys like, hey, let's all go fucking that tent
and then she's like, yeah, sure.
This is the person we're dealing with here.
That was some quality, yes, handing, by the way.
She says something, he's like, that fucking shocked.
Please continue.
I fucking hate that shit.
I mean, whatever.
She's talking about fucking a stranger birdie back
and we just get back to it.
I'm waiting in line for this, or it's an orgy dome.
We're waiting in line and in line they're having everyone sign like consent forms.
You know, you can't spell, you can't spell do me without dome.
So I walk in and the guy is, I said that reverse. Did you fill out your orgy paperwork by the way?
I just want to make sure that inside here and initial here.
The clipboards right there right next to the loob.
So I walk in and the guy is with me and another girl and she's like very attractive and he's like thinking it's gonna get lucky. You know, like, ooh, this is my time, my time.
So we get in and the girl and I look at each other. I feel like the girl and I start like
making out. But then we're like looking at him. I was really, oh, sorry. I love that story.
Wow.
That's a dick move.
I guess is the right way to say that.
So let's hear the exciting conclusion
to the Orgy Dome story.
Yeah.
It was so disgusting in there.
There are people doing all disgusting things.
It was not so bad.
And I'm like, I am not doing this.
Like not at all, not doing this. The am not doing this like not at all not doing this
The girls not doing this and we're just like watching and then we start cracking up because it's look so ridiculous
And we get kicked out there like if you're not participating you need to leave but yeah the girl and I kiss and then we just love oh
It's smell to the orgy don't you don't say
You don't say really I love that they walk in there.
There's all these people fucking
and they're cracking up laughing.
This is hot girl privilege right here.
The fact that they were like,
listen ladies, we're going to ask you three more times
to stop cracking up in all these people fucking
because they're getting self-conscious about it.
Could you please hold it back a little bit.
So after they ask Scott and he says he's had two, three sums,
they call up Bob Mennery.
Now Bob Mennery is a famous internet celebrity.
I'll tell you why he's a famous internet celebrity,
at least why he's on my radar.
He does this thing, he's a good follow on Instagram.
He will play back video clips, a lot of sports,
but then some other things too.
And he'll redub what the commentator is saying.
And it's pretty funny. This is an example. Since we know the video, I'll just pick one that everyone has seen.
So this is the video of the new shepherd launching with Jeff Bezos in company. So this is his commentary over it.
Well, Peter, it is Tuesday in history being made as Jeff Bezos about to depart into space and the conspiracy
theories are already starting.
He's not going to space.
He's going to the famous Epstein island.
Is that bad boy is packed with underage hookers and blow everywhere.
Here it goes.
And a pretty good start is nothing has fucked up yet.
And we don't know who designed this bad boy, but I'm not gonna lie to you.
I never do.
This thing looks like a giant cock flying through
these guys back to you, Peter.
So that's the kind of thing that you have.
So they call up Bob and they ask him the same question
because they're like, well, this guy's probably had
a gazillion threesomes and they don't
hook the sub-right.
Sound quality is awful and this is not good.
Wait, can you say let's zero?
He said two.
He said two?
Yeah.
I've had one fucking three-banger.
One, three-banger.
Okay, okay, come to Ollie, bye.
Well, you two, bye, bye.
Whoa.
That was some callin' up.
Yeah.
That was the extent of the phone call.
Holy shit. Oh, okay. You're losing by
They used to do more than that on who wants to be a millionaire when they call the guys dad right who wrote the fucking book
It's a good boy. Jesus Christ. It's pretty funny
I love that these women I mean
There's sitting there's setting back the women's limb movement by centuries if that's possible.
Yeah.
Just with everything they say.
But I wouldn't have been able to because they're just,
we're just too crazy.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, she's got a point there.
There's a few guys out there like,
oh yeah, I see where they're coming from on that.
Broken clock is right twice a day.
Correct.
Can I actually play you one that fucking floored me?
Yeah, girls.
Listen, 35 minutes of these vapid cons being vapid cons.
And then they go to this story.
It starts with number 17, okay.
I was really ungrateful for many things.
I was kind of spoiled growing up.
I'm not gonna lie.
And I was always, I was just spoiled
and I was always, I was just spoiled and I was always negative about everything.
It wasn't until I went to this trip in the Philippines where it made me the biggest, like,
I had a whole wake up call, wake up call, a different perspective.
Interesting.
The rest of the story is impossible to clip because of the way they tell the story, but
she realizes, first of all, she becomes grateful for the things that she has because she's on this island with all this poverty. Yeah. But
then she's working with this children and they've lost their families and their homes or all these
possessions, but these children, they have happiness when they're together and they they find this
happiness with their- It's like the bridge. It's like how the bridge figured out that he was at
Asshole. Dude, it was like Zen Buddhism. It was like the works of the ancient Stoics coming out of these idiot smouts
And I'm like I
It's called them like holy fucking shit
What just happened because they're actually explaining the fucking core of like
Thousands of years of philosophy and then after that was right back to Instagram bms
I was like it was I couldn't fucking believe it dude. That's hilarious
It was it was wild. It was wild.
It was wild.
So I did a video, who are these podcasts?
It's up on YouTube, on our YouTube channel with Casey Armstrong.
And we watched the entire Paris Hilton documentary.
This is Paris.
And we clipped it.
We didn't play the entire thing.
We pulled clips and things like that.
But that was the thing that jumped out at me is how that woman has no gratitude for
anything in her life and only complains about everything
that's ever happened to her.
She's got hot girl privilege, she's got white privilege,
she's got rich girl privilege,
she's got everything that can be handed to somebody.
Actually, I can asshole her entire life
and then complains when negative consequences come from that.
So I'm impressed.
Good for you, tag team.
There you go.
If I still hit it on the board
I'd be playing whoop there it is
Yeah, like do you think you can spell whoop there it is the first word how would that be spelled?
Cuz I got it wrong when I was looking for it. It's got an M in it or something right?
They don't they do something weird with it. Holy shit. He's out of something go ahead. Go for it
Go for it. W-H-O-O-M-P. Fuck this guy. Wow, you can't get what past
M.P. Fuck this guy. Wow. You can't get what past
Crosh, man. I throw my fastball. I can throw that speedball by him. Listen. Look like a fool.
I'm down with OPP What can I tell you man? I know that someone is dumb when they fuck up metaphors
That tells me that someone's not understanding why they're saying what they're saying like a fish to water
That's a ridiculous thing. Yeah, so here is our friend Veronica
Who's definitely the dumb one of the two?
Let me cross this number green
It's like the grass is like never green
So then they asked this guy I'm just jumping around and I'm gonna show you guys
They asked this guy Scott Willis at a question.
And I gotta be honest, it's a good answer.
Would it be ideal for you to have like an open relationship
or you would do not even?
I mean, I would love to have it for my side of it,
but like, you wouldn't want her with anyone else.
Exactly, like if you're in an open relationship,
it's like she can do what she wants to do
and I can do what I wanna do,
but I could never be like, go fuck other people.
That's a dumb answer, but it's honest.
Yeah, like, open relationships, yeah,
it sounds amazing, it's a fuck, anyone but me, she can't, all right?
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right, fair enough.
So I wanna get into their compare,
they're talking about only fans
and the negative connotations around only fans.
And this is just not a sense of goal.
Yeah.
And like even, okay, even with the rise of like NFTs, what's the difference of that versus
like a girl that does only fans?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, what's your point?
What?
What do you mean by that?
You know, it's like NFTs, only fans like, what, I don't know, what's the problem here?
Well, I mean, it's what's the, only fans, I don't know, what's the problem here? Well, I mean, it's, what's the difference
when you get right down to it
between the atmosphere conditions on Mars and my vagina?
I mean, when you think about it, it's the same fucking thing.
I would say that they're both stupid,
it won't be around for very long.
Yeah.
Then they talk about these hot chicks on Instagram
and what they're up to.
And this was news to me.
Last topic and we'll wrap it up is being paid
on Instagram to fuck.
Like, is that a normal occurrence?
Like are you guys getting people sliding in
being like, oh my gosh, yes.
And the amount of women that actually do do that.
I'm sure it's astronomical.
And it's so obvious too.
You can like, I can, I always have my guy friends.
I'm like, if you're there going out with a girl. Mm-hmm. Don't like show me her profile and be like yep, she's a great
She's a hooker and I'm even like okay, how do you know?
I mean could you give us some of these secrets that you have? I don't want to know that you know how to figure that out
I want to know I could figure that out
I think what I'm getting from that is that all women are horrors
Is that what she's trying to say? Well, it's funny because earlier in the show,
and I didn't clip it, and I didn't realize
that it would be so pertinent later on.
But earlier in the show, they're like,
everyone thinks it's just because you're a hot girl on Instagram
and you're taking photos of yourself
that you don't have a personality and you're just a whore,
and then they're like, well, how many girls who are,
like, if you DM them, they'll fuck you for money.
Oh, all of them.
They're all doing it all the time.
Yeah. And I thought this was interesting because Bre, who's constantly talking about only
fans, you shouldn't judge her for being on only fans as this.
And truly, I don't judge anybody for doing that. If I was a hot girl, I would a thousand
percent do that. I truly think I would. See, for me, I judge. Yeah, and I'm not like, oh, I'm a judge, mental bitch,
but like, yeah, because it's like,
there are so many other things to do.
Mm-hmm.
There's so many other things to do besides,
fuck fans.
Yeah, you can tease Simps and Only fans
who will give you money to think
they're gonna see your boobs someday
and they never will.
Cause that's what this girl's business model is.
If you haven't figured that out,
just from the brief clips I've been playing so far,
she's like, I make hundreds of thousands of dollars
and only fans and I've never showed my boobs.
Well then you're an asshole.
It's what that is.
That's not cool.
Well, she's going on what kind of loser person
would show their body on the internet
for fucking fake internet points?
By the way, can you pass me the selfie stick
and turn the selfie light on?
Cause I got the right angle here.
All right, let's clip I want to play the kind of relates to this
So there he asks the follow up question. Yeah, do you ever get solicited for sex on Instagram?
I mean 1.3 million followers a lot of photos of her boobs. Yeah on there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
All the time I have princess DM me all the time and these are
two of the world's most recent.
Or these like legitimate requests or people like
no legitimate like from verified accounts of princes
on from and they want to shit.
They want to do all this crazy stuff.
Yeah, I don't get like all for so much money too.
The fetish or the attraction.
Is it just like complete dominance?
That's what it's like.
I have no idea, but a media block.
dominance, that's what it's going to be. I have no idea, but a media block.
So she says, I get these requests from princes
who want to shit on me.
Wow.
And I want to know how much money that would cost.
And I just want to say, we know their voicemail number.
So if we want to get to the bottom of how much
it would cost to actually shit on them,
you could actually ask them that,
out of their voicemail.
I know for a fact that we have multiple Nigerian princes
who listen to W-A-T-D.
They did think you'd be all the time.
Yeah, so if you guys don't mind, shoot them and don't find out.
It's great.
Maybe you start with urine.
You know what I mean?
You got to start small and then kind of work your way up
to the point.
Because you want to get into some Brittany talk.
I mean, can we get into some Brittany talk?
Yeah, I got, all right. Here you go. You ready for doc? Yeah, I got, um, all right.
Here you go, you ready for this?
Yeah.
I noticed something about this show
that once I picked up on it,
it was blown me the fuck away.
So like, we've occasionally accused people
of being in a figurative echo chamber.
These ladies are a literal echo chamber, my number 19.
So we're working on that right now.
We're working on that.
We all go through their mental breakdown, mental breakdown, mental breakdown.
We have to talk about it.
We got to talk about it, but, but anyways, let's go back to something more light.
Let's go back to something more lighthearted.
I think that was definitely pretty entertaining.
That was really entertaining.
I mean, they just, it's like they're playing ping-bong.
They just, they're just repeating each other. Let's try this. Yeah. These are low IQ dimwits. They're low IQ dimwits.
Low IQ dimwits. Low IQ dimwits. It's the fun game. I think we should bring it back. So when
they bring up the Britney thing, now this one is not a compilation. This is how it fucking aired
on their fucking program number 20.
I watched the Framing Britney Spears documentary on Hulu, and it's absolutely tragic.
That is tragic.
I watched the Framing Britney Spears documentary on Hulu, and it's absolutely tragic what has
gone on with her.
Oh my god, you know what's funny?
I thought that I hit my pants.
So did I.
And back to that. So I just ignored that. ignored that yeah, yeah, that was really that really happened
I go cuz it's really weird and I'm like did they edit it weird, but she talks over the first one and not the second one
So that is how they spoke I'm like
Yeah, that's pretty good and then they throw out a fucking hot take now look man
And we live in weird times we can all look at the same video
and everybody gets something completely different out of it.
Number seven is the fucking hot take of hot takes on Brittany.
Yeah, I don't even think,
this might sound like a conspiracy theorist,
but I don't even think her life was ever falling apart.
I think that was her trying to fight against being enslaved
for so long.
That's why she shaved her head as like a statement of,
hey, I'm done.
You can't do this to me anymore.
It's done.
It's over.
She shaved her head.
She was allegedly high as a fucking kite.
She's outside a gas station bashing a car window
with a fucking umbrella, okay?
And these broads see that and are like,
well, no, she wasn't really crazy.
She was making a statement about modern feminine values.
She lost custody to Kevin Federline case closed.
When cave vets got your kids, that's, yeah, that's an issue.
All right, so these women are checking out this propaganda
from the free Brittany movement that's been going on.
She got her legs back together and then she's still,
like she's trying to, she wants her freedom, but they're not, and then she's still, like, she's trying
out, she wants her freedom,
but they're not giving it to her.
And I mean, what's it gonna take?
All right, so I actually don't think
I should of this because I was on the Drew and Mike show,
and I was reviewing this podcast
that was all about Britney Spears,
very pro Britney Spears podcast.
And this was what one of the people said
about her getting out of this conservatorship.
Here's Lisa speaking
Prybretni post. The thing
is she wants the conserv
but she does not want to
evaluation process and t
upsetting that process w
was and this was while sh
these very, very mind-altering medications.
So what's it going to take? Well, you have to go through a psychological examination
and analysis to determine whether or not you can actually run your own life. That's what
it would take. I don't want to do that. I'm going to do that. That's hard. That's what
Brittany's spear sighed for doing my brand-down
in Prussian of Britney right there,
but I thought she was in a room for a minute.
I don't wanna do that sounds hard.
I just wanna drive in my boyfriend's car,
and I wanna get pregnant.
These fucking morons who are all taking Britney's side
because they watch a documentary
and that's like totally propaganda for Britney Spears.
They don't understand anyway.
Why do I care? It is what I am like, propaganda for Britney Spears. They don't understand anyway. Why do I care?
The one girl brings up over and over again that she saw the one
documentary on Hulu.
Right.
That's where I try her reference point.
Yeah.
But I thought this was interesting that she does have theories on
Britney.
I have some of my own theories, but I don't think I want to get
into this. We're not going to get right to, but I don't think I'm gonna get into this.
We're not gonna get right now. You don't want to talk about it. Well then why did you bring it up?
Yeah. Would be my question. This is the whole point of having a podcast. Yeah. Hey,
Kroge, I listened to tag team. Oh yeah, how was it? I don't want to talk about. Oh yeah, I hear
you. I don't have it. I have theories. I have actually I wanted to say not now. Yeah.
Now it's not the time. I have some opinions, but maybe after the show, they talked about
Brittany for 10 minutes straight. And she goes, I actually have some theories.
I don't want to get into it. Yeah. Okay. That's fine. Great.
God. That's yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This kind of fucking blew me away. That the
Brittany thing got him into this whole thing about child stars. My number
eight. I do think like a lot of these child stars like I just was
listening to something I sent you earlier day about Brook
Shields. They are born into this. They don't have a choice.
They they're not able to consent their children like the stuff
that's happening in Hollywood to these young stars. I think
it really raises a question of what's okay. Something needs
to be done with. you know, kids.
Crosses are lying. It's children's working. They have no consent. And then they like,
they're going to regret it one in the future. Yeah.
Hot fucking tithfully. First time ever. Now listen, and I know this is super fucking whatever.
But like Jackie Cougan was the original child star. He was the kid in the film The Kid,
which came out 1921. Sure. 100 years ago. And his being the first child star, he was of course the first child
star to get ripped off by his fucking parents. That law that they passed was called the Kuggen law.
Yeah. Like this has been an issue and people have been talking about taking it seriously for 100
years. But thank God these ladies have come along to say, you know what? Somebody ought to do
something about this. Well, they can't understand, and I'm sorry, just the last thing I've written these
various, they can't even understand because they've watched one propaganda film that there's
any way Brittany is in the wrong in any way, and they don't understand why she doesn't
have control over finances and her life, and then they figure it out.
But now that there's a lot of attention, attention, but I think these courtrooms are, these judges
are paid off. They're probably making a lot of money. But I think these corporate needs, these judges are paid off.
They're probably making a lot of money
because I don't see what judge could possibly say this is okay.
I don't know, they can't be manipulated like that.
There has to be money under the table.
And it's really, it's sad.
And money will always be the evil.
Of course, money is evil.
Money makes people do greed and money makes people do insane things
Oh
The conspiracy theory is bonkers
I don't know where they're like what the judges have to get paid off what
What are you talking about make sense? Sure
As crows likes to say make sense as long as you don't think about it.
Oh man.
I only got one more in these ladies, you ready?
Yeah, let's do it.
I called this one a very revealing story, number nine.
I didn't know him and I used to be really weird in college
and I used to, you used to be?
Well, okay, I'm so fucking weird.
But I was just like terrible.
Like in class, he was kind of the quiet weird, but I was just like terrible like in class
He was kind of the quiet kid and then I would always like when the teacher was lecturing
I would randomly just start flashing. Oh my god. So bad
Holy shit, she needs a ton of attention
Wow
And that's Veronica who was talking right she's with the private Instagram and by the way
That came up as one of the responses to one of the questions. They somebody has a question
She's like well in college. I used to take my tits out all the time
And then they're like well, I guess we'll answer the question now. I mean it's yeah
It's not out of context because there is no context very good. Wow and they're like, well, I guess we'll answer the question. I mean, it's, yeah. Yeah.
It's not out of context because there is no context. Very good.
Wow.
So thanks for suggesting tag team.
I thought it was just gonna be another call her daddy
and it kind of is, but somehow Dumber.
Yeah.
Somehow Dumber than Alex Cooper.
These are the people that aspire to be called daddy.
Oh for sure.
These people want a Spotify deal so badly.
They're like, I'll do it for $40 million.
I don't even need but to pay me 60, that's fine.
All right, let's get into it.
Bridge of the week.
Bridge of the week.
Crows brought a couple of cringes of the weeks.
I haven't even heard these yet.
All right, so I brought two half cringes.
Okay, these are like, they're both almost there,
but I'm hoping you, with two partial credits, you'll give me full credit. Okay. Okay. This one
comes from my friends over at Knowledge Fight. They're listening to the very well-known Christian
family broadcast or Alex Jones. And this is just him flipping out and I fucking love it.
I treat people like I want to be treated. And when I don't do that, I'm guilty. Okay. And I try
to make it better. I run around all these other people, man.
They just think that's weak or stupid.
No, what's weak is shitting all over people.
You fucking pieces of shit, new world order.
Whoa, whoa, what happened to this guy?
Remember, family show.
Family show.
Family show.
Family show.
His name's behind over there.
And then he's gonna quote scripture later on.
That's the greatest head.
Okay, now remember like, there's the ACDC song where it, like, it kind of sounds like he's saying
a racial story, like, holy shit, but it's, he's like saying the word ticket, but he says
it all with.
Yes, yes.
So, this is the daily from the New York Times introducing a reporter and I fucking spit
my coffee across the fucking room.
Listen to this.
Sabrina Tavranese spoke with one of the reporters behind that investigation.
Jack Niggas.
Something someone in Suddenley Jazz Room.
Am I crazier than that?
That's weird, right?
Or am I just like, okay.
And I see AS.
Why would you pronounce it like that?
Jack Niggas.
And the first name, Jack, really?
Really?
Oh, man. That's great. And the first name Jack really? Really?
Oh man.
That's great.
Very good.
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All right, this is, I'm just gonna play a clip that somebody posted up on Reddit
and I want to read the comments because it's the fucking funniest thing that I have ever seen.
And I thought this would be fun for everybody. And by the way, by his good mic, 42 was saying that
the interview like of me going up and doing softball questions at first and then getting, he's like, you mean like Borat. And you know what? I got to tell you, Farron. That drives me nuts
when people say anything like that because I was before Ali G. I was before Borat doing
that very thing. I'm the one who interview Tommy Lassouter and asked him like, what would
he want on his epitaph and ease them into
pissing them off?
Don't throw Borat at me.
Borat deserves me a little, you know, a small dose of gratitude because I was before
him.
I preceded him and I preceded Triumph the Inseld, you know, dog.
And you know, granted it was Howard's idea to send me out and
do that. But I've always been asking questions since I was in 10 years old. But it doesn't
matter. I preceded Borrette. I just have to say that. I'm sorry, Farry, that irritates
the rap.
So there's so many things I can say, but the it's funnier if I just read the comments
underneath this.
Granted, it was Howard's idea to send me out, but I've been asking questions since I was 10 years old.
I'll laugh my ass out, see almost brought up
as report card again.
So we can assume that he never asked any questions
prior to the age of 10.
Makes a lot of sense, actually.
Have I actually had a stroke
or is this guy seriously implying
Borat is an imitation of what he did?
John, Sasha Barrack Cohen is a Brit.
He wouldn't have even heard of you, let alone heard your interviews.
He probably still doesn't know who you are.
And he lives in America.
Borat is an evolution of his character Ali G.
Nothing to do with you, so pipe down on.
A fight where John had been embarrassed to say Borat ripped me off.
He's got about as much self-awareness as he has talent.
You had me had a fight where John had been embarrassed.
John also thinks between two ferns ripped him off to.
Yeah.
Tar-be-la-sarda.
Jesus, work on that accent.
You sound like an uneducated long Alan Hobo from the 40s.
What happened to all those voice lessons during this tonight show with Gerard Lardo?
I love John's comparison to himself versus Triumph the Insult comic dog.
At least try and periodically
cleans himself by licking his balls.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It was Howard's idea, Jackie wrote the questions.
Somebody else edited the segments
and the whole point was to goof out Jon
for screaming it all up.
He was nothing more than a stuttering errand boy
sent to a grossly, sent by grossly, grossy clerks to collect a fuck me. He's for you to say. He was
nothing more than a stuttering Aaron boy sent by grocery cro- I can't say. I can't
say it. I'm moving on. There's no words there. Fuckin' things sucks. He continues to
let us know what drives him crazy. It's almost annoying how much of an internal Wolkao jot is.
He'll never got him his own away.
So, yes, now we know the calling John Borat pisses him off.
What's, uh, never forgets.
Well, you know, I was saying this the other night,
the isotopes came before Post Malone.
And Post Malone owes us a dead of gratitude,
because we paved the way
Playing music with guitars and stuff for real. We did it first. What a fucking asshole that guy is
All right, we should try a suing them. Yeah, yeah, all right the great Michael Pupuck Yeah
Yeah, so I want to point out because people have said like John said he's in men's
There's no ways in men's we got gotta prove it. And I did play years ago, him admitting to his co-host, Royce, that he's not actually in Mensa.
And thank you to Majestic Risk Seven
for finding this clip so we can play it again
to remind everyone that John thinks he's doing a bit.
Even though he says it's over and over and he's not laughing,
and he's just like, I'm in Mensa.
And Royce, thank God, called him out at the time.
Okay, fine.
But you're not so smart that you're getting
a weekend Mensa in Rome.
No, no, I'm not in Mensa.
That was a goof, as I goof on a regular basis.
Maybe you should put some sort of emoji at the end of that.
No, no, no, no, no, I want those to believe it.
And I want the people who say, you know, get all pissed off.
Oh, you're the work backman.
So like, like, it doesn't matter to me, Royce.
It doesn't matter to him.
He wants you to believe these in Menta.
So he asked my body.
He said, well, I'm just kidding.
Right.
Okay.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter to me.
I just want people to think I'm smart even though I'm not smart.
Yeah.
You get it, right?
That makes sense.
Stuttering John had the biggest debacle of a beer on the balcony in the history of Stuttering John.
And that's saying, that's saying a fucking lot right there.
That is saying something.
So he's taking it down.
But fortunately, I got a copy of it before it was taken down.
Actually, Adam Goldstein on Adam Goldstein TV did a whole video on this too.
So he was able to get a hold of it.
But I have some clips here that I want to run through real quick. This is John talking about. People are stealing his beer on the
balcony. People aren't even subscribing to it or stealing it. It's bizarre because in the
chats there's only 10, 20. But then later on, I look and it's got 100 views, 200 views.
I don't know if anyone's sharing it to any of the troll sites. I don't go on any of them.
So
Because you know what I can give it shit. It really could give a frauds fat ass
What anyone thinks or says about oh, yeah, you know, it's old Teflon, Melinda. Yeah, doesn't give a shit
Just rolls up his back. Jody. What they call off his back, Johnny. What? They call him.
Fixed skin stutterer, they call him.
Does he not understand how paywalls work?
Well, what's funny is he goes,
he goes, there's 10 people in here now,
but later there'll be 200 views on this.
Yeah.
Well, you shouldn't be saying that that means
they're stealing it.
Act like you have 200 subscribers.
First of all, yeah.
Right.
But second of all,
are you doing a private YouTube link or something?
Because that would be fucking retarded and right if it's on your Patreon or whatever service you're using doesn't it?
It stays there right there right people would be able to watch it not necessarily a lot. I'm on Oli fans. I don't understand all this stuff.
Yeah, fair enough. So this is just gross.
What I do today, today was a tough one.
I got up early, rub one out.
Oh, God.
That's gross.
Why did you feel like you needed to do that?
You know what, when you cannot achieve an erection at all,
and you finally get one, He probably marks his calendar.
You know what I mean?
himself July 13th finally got it up.
Well, then he goes out to talk about his gym regimen, which is always
fun. And he says this was I was not surprised about.
Right away, I can't, I can't stand the freaking.
I hate exercising.
Yeah.
That's out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm guessing you'd rather drink.
Yeah.
That exercise seems like you spent a lot more time with that.
Yeah, no shit.
than exercising.
So the reason why this was a debacle is because
Jay Moore was gonna come on the show.
Now, I did a crossover show with Shuley
and we talked about how there's no way Jay Moore will do.
In fact, I think we were ready to bet money on it.
Whether or not J. Moore, we talked to 10 people
on beer in the balcony with Stuttering John.
I put together a comp.
This is all of the mentions of J. Moore
throughout the show and what you'll hear is early on,
he's gonna come on and then the desperation of where is he
and then he starts trashing him.
You see the whole evolution over at the hour style,
the whole J.more arc here.
And now we're gonna follow it up with some more star power
with Jay Ferguson Moore, John Ferguson Moore.
And he will be here any minute.
He said he's just gotta change, you know, be on here.
Come on, Ferguson.
Let me see, I don't know why it's not working for him, but I'll try again.
J. Moore wrote to me, Streamyard Stinks, I can't get my Google Chrome with your link, John,
which makes no sense. It always works with Google Chrome. I've never had a problem, but I know J is
not that technically savvy. Come on J. Don't let us us down bro. You could do this
Mr. Moore, but hopefully Mr. Moore could fix it. I anticipate he can come on with his phone
No, come on Jay
You know me call him call Jay Moore
All right now he's not answering his phone either
Come on Jay
Getting his voice mail All right now he's not answering his phone either Come on Jay
Getting his voice mail
Jay what's going on bro?
Try and Just come on with your cell phone
We have people waiting for you
So what you can call yes, it works with everybody
I've never had a problem with any guest
Come on mr. Moore
All right, I'll see now Jay went cold. Well, I guess Jay is at my a all right. I don't know where Jay is
I don't know I don't tell you my peeps. I
Don't know what to tell you. He's not, he's not texting me back.
Sorry.
J. Moe was supposed to be on.
You saw me call him.
This is not false advertising.
He told me he uses his phone.
I don't know what the hell he's doing on his phone.
He's not even answering his phone.
J. Moe just went silent.
I'm gonna call him again.
Give him one more call and then I'm done.
Jay is no more.
Jay is no more.
He is MIA.
So, sorry, my peeps.
Maybe something happened.
Maybe he got into a fight with his wife.
Who knows?
I mean, nobody knows.
All right, we didn't have Jaymore,
but we had Steve Grillo.
I mean, no. No, we didn't have Jay Moore, but we had Steve Grillo. Let me call him.
No.
No, it's not really Jay Moore.
It's just another,
not the fucking, anyway.
Ziggy didn't miss anything.
Jay Moore stood me up.
He claimed Streamyard wasn't working.
So,
it's not happening. No J more, no text back. Well, I'm telling you the only thing that's
fucking with my head, Benny is why did you make more go silent? He said, he said he was, you know,
he had stream yard issues. I said, use your phone. And then he doesn't come on. And you are one pathetic loser.
The whole time Hell Sparks is sitting there
very politely in quiet.
God, if you listen closely, you can hear the moment
his heart breaks.
I chew, chew, chew, chew.
So I got props to Adam Goldstein. I did steal one of his drafts out of that I chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew watch him, actually come on video form and join him on the show. And Benny Locke was trying to talk some sense into him. And he says this, I believe that he did, Jay did have
the pro. I always give people the benefit of the death.
Well, you have to turn your phone call or answer. Yeah, yeah, something. You know, sorry,
I can't make it. He did say
He did say You know look I'm not you know, I'm not about trash in anybody
What?
I thought I'm not about trashing anybody. It's the only purpose of his show. Yeah, it's trash people
And it's literally all he does. It's the only thing he does
I know it's political mostly, but it's all he does is trash
He'll but it's also Howard Stern. It's anybody to do his life he traces now
Anybody used to moderate for his chat anybody
It is subreddit. Yeah the trolls anybody who's been a guest on a show, but won't return his calls now
Yeah, correct. So I just thought that was beautiful. You got to give them the benefit of that. Oh, no, I do I do
But if they're fucking guy was like to me. So then he's he has these people on his show mark p and Benny loco
And of course the first question to them is
What about this jay more thing?
Everybody
Great. No, I don't understand how Jay
LeMore could not get on. I don't understand how.
Hey, Ben you're going. Hi, honey. Hold on. My freaking
cat is making a pair. Some are going to turn off their
audio. Yeah, it's not being... I'm all muted.
I know I do this shit.
Oh!
So this is a debacle.
Now, John wants to keep the conversation about how Jay Morris stood him up.
Yeah.
And Benny Loco to her credit.
And Benny Loco is like this older woman who I think survived cancer but still smokes.
Like, she's a typical Suddening John thing.
Wow, okay. I guess is what she could say.
Man, so remember you mean yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even she understands to segue away from
the J more talk. Yes, John continues to drive that point. He said he was, you know, he
had stream yard issues. I say use your phone and then he doesn't come on. I don't listen to that current. Yeah, it's Mike. This is Annie. She's
um, she has a way of um, she loves to hear I guess the sounds from the computer. Oh God.
This is the word. When the people you're talking to are like, hey, look at that cat. Yeah.
You're mid sentence. Cue the cat. Cue the cat. And John's face dropped during that too.
Just like, yeah.
Okay.
Now listen.
I would bet our friend Stuttering John
has been stood up on a lot of dates.
Sure.
I would just, I mean, he's on all these dating services.
His pictures look like absolute dog shit
as person out here.
Oh my gosh, if you see this news,
his new headshots.
Oh my gosh. Somebody wrote, it was so funny. I'm sorry, I can seen his new headshots. Oh my god. Somebody wrote him so funny.
I'm sorry. I can't give them credit for any of it was, but somebody wrote that the reason
why there's so much nose hairs because his apartment sticks so bad, that's just nature,
taking it over and helping him out. But I'm sorry. God, he was that.
Darwinian adaptation to fucking living conditions. But so he's sitting there at the bar and he's
waiting and he's texting and his dates a little bit late and he's waiting and he's texting. The date never shows up.
He sits at that bar all fucking night and ruins everyone's night around him. Anyone in a six-foot
circle is gonna fucking hear all about how Vanessa said she was gonna be here at six and never
showed up and I'll take three more cores lights. Like I guarantee this situation is unfolded.
Followed by, but I don't give a shit.
Yeah, I don't care.
I don't care, but...
Maybe she was murdered by a whole bowl.
No, I give her the benefit of the doubt.
But this fucking cut, better fucking...
Yeah, yeah, I bet it's a whole fucking thing.
Dude, these new headshots are fucking outrageous.
They're grotesque.
He doesn't know how to shave his face.
No.
And his die job looks like he went to Supercuts.
Oh, if he did go to Supercuts.
Supercuts, Supercuts.
Well, and we're like, like his hair looks like 10 years younger
than it did last week.
But his face just looks, and look, dude, when I'm calling
out your fucking looks, we got, you know, this is what
we got an issue here.
This fucking guy is not handling things well.
Maybe have that kidney function checked up. My man is a little free medical advice. So as he's recognizing that Jay Moore is not going to come on.
He decides, all right, that's fine. We'll just hang out together. All of us. All right. Well in the meantime, we'll just chew the shit.
So
the meantime we'll just chew the shit. So he said this twice to the shit at the show. You can you could chew the fat and you could chew the shit, but you can't chew the shit.
Look, he's fucking people with metaphors. They're all more eyes, but they can't do metaphors.
It's not rocket surgery, John. We must admit, we had some technical glitches last show.
And I think that was because either spectrum
was having some problems with their Wi-Fi,
which they do quite often actually,
or my computer's memory was taking them too much space.
But I got rid of everything. All right. Now, I know I work at a gas station, but I do have a little bit of a
technical background. I thought you might weigh it out of this. What are you saying
there is actually technically true? Sometimes your memory takes up too much
physical space in your computer. And you gotta, you gotta open the valve a little
bit, let out some of the air. And then I see. The white file start working better.
I pulled the shift key off.
Yeah.
Because I only need a lot of that.
That'll work too.
But if, if you're not a trained expert, I wouldn't do this at home.
I would take it into the shop, just let them know you need the steam, uh, let out of the
valve a little bit.
And I couldn't even get to all the settling John debacles of the week because this show
was so crazy.
But apparently from what's been reported back
to me, which I appreciate, is that during one of the shows, he had to tell his neighbors
to get out the internet because they were interfered and he goes, he goes, they're using
my wifi.
Oh yeah, okay, now they're using your wifi.
My parents live with me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So this show, I can't explain the dead air. There was one point I
counted 35 seconds of dead air, but that happened multiple times because he's texting with Jay and
he's emailing links and he's trying to get and he's got to get grill on to save the show. And he says
this one, someone offers some helpful advice in the chat. There's nothing to do with a producer.
Anybody could be able to do this.
Not you.
Not you.
Someone's like, you should get a producer.
Someone to let the guest know when they're on and send the link ahead of time
and confirm that they're there.
They're ready to go.
And I don't know.
Understands how Wi-Fi works.
A computer, Maverick.
Get your white claws for you.
Yes, I know. I know at one point, he's opening beers. He's a computer, Mabbery. Get your white claws for you. Yes, I know.
I know at one point, he's opening beers.
He's like, these are getting warm.
I can bring a cooler.
Are you more happy?
It's a stay-fed.
Well, my neighbor's using my cooler.
So he says, this is an amazing clip.
So he talks about how good a frenzy is with Jay Moore.
Now, this is what he's still thinking
that Jay's gonna come on the show.
And he says, Jay invited them to do stand-up last night.
We'll just see. He even invited me to do stand up last night. Well, just see, even invited me to do stand up with him last night
at the Lancashem Theater.
I didn't feel like it.
I was basically, my freaking, my freaking manager pisses me off.
I go down there, my performance tonight.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, until September, I go,
well, you know, maybe you should have told me,
I just found out. I go, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,'t know about the standup gig until the day of,
and by the time he found out about it, he was already drunk,
because that's where he goes, I didn't feel like it.
I didn't feel like it, yeah, okay.
In other words, you got the text from Jaylick,
hey, you coming to the show tonight?
Yeah.
He probably booked it through his manager
who's also like fucking out of it.
Yeah.
So his manager didn't tell him,
so that's why John goes, I didn't feel like it.
But then I talked to my manager, like, what the fuck?
Wow, come on, I don't know about this gig.
That's what happened.
I'm so glad you speak alcoholic.
He's happy.
That's who I am.
I know I find him.
I know a thing or two.
Yeah, that's who I find him.
I didn't feel like it.
God damn.
You need to feel like doing a comedy show with Jay Moore?
I can't even fucking imagine.
Can you fucking imagine?
When you have a routine down, you can just go do your routine
wherever whatever.
Seriously? So, oh my God. It's not like, hey, just go do your routine wherever whatever. Seriously.
So, oh my.
It's not like, hey, Curl,
do you want to sit in with smashing pumpkins?
I don't know all those songs.
Can you give me, oh, I can't do that, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know why I thought it was smashing pumpkins.
Because if it was weed, I'd be like,
yeah, I could do that.
It's not part of my life.
So then, John's getting multiple trolls coming in.
Just in this one short clip.
This is really you. It's very easy to find out right now.
I'll just email you and now we'll see.
If you want to come on the show.
Hey, what's up, Nikki?
What's up, Nikki?
Hey, what's up, Nikki? What's up, Nikki? Hey, what's up?
Well, that wasn't Nikki. Oh my god. It was Nicholas Cage. Well Brent, I already
Email, Juve that's really you come on. Jesus fucking Christ. This is this fucking show
It's a worse than this I'm fighting the choice guys. I mean look dude. They don't call a mr. Entertainment for nothing. I'll give me that so
Apparently some guy named Brent in the chat room. I don't know if it's Brent Hatley or someone else is like John I'll come on your show so John's emailing the person he thinks it is with the information and going listen if that's really you
You should have the information at the same time Nikki bees calling his phone
But it's someone spoofing Nikki bees phone number
At the same time Nikki Bees calling his phone, but it's someone spoofing Nikki Bees phone number Because someone spoofed Jay Morris phone number two because later in the show he's like oh hey Jay
Oh, this is a job. Oh, shit
Someone is fucking with Johnny the level that is beyond yeah, it's very impressive
Well, what can I say my peeps?
Boy, well this really stinks
I don't know why you say my peeves.
We're gonna work that into our next video series.
Well, my peeves.
This is gold.
What can I say?
Oh my God.
I'm talking to the roaches.
I got an idea of something he could say.
To my friends, my work is done.
Why wait?
We do not endorse suicidal thoughts on this show.
But I did think it was quite a time
you suicidal thoughts.
I did think it was funny that he goes,
well, I don't know what to do now.
Well, John, you're an entertainer.
Why don't you say something interesting or entertain people
or old pro.
Yeah, you're a pro.
Maybe you would know a joke or two.
And it turns out John's not talented or charismatic. He does you're a pro. Maybe you would know a joke or two. And it turns out John's
not talented or charismatic. He does four shows a week. I think it's catching up to him.
I think maybe it's a little bit too much. He has nothing to say. He should talk about
that one time he was in a new bird and he was driving. And I was the driver. Yeah, he
said that's great. That didn't take up much time. Yeah. I got damn it. I wish I could say I didn't love this,
but since my regular show is so professional,
you know, they're usually pretty smooth.
Why not?
Oh,
oh,
oh,
grudge.
He says,
I know,
I know it's not a great episode of Beer on the balcony,
but it's okay.
I'm alone to have a sticker every now and then.
Is what he just said?
Is that impressive?
Why are you showing yourself so good?
What's impressive is he tops himself every week.
Every week.
That's kind of bullshit.
It's amazing.
You would think I had nothing to talk about.
I said, are you janitor anymore?
I'd be the same shit over and over again.
But then he fails this miserably and has the balls to say this.
As bad as this maybe I
Will still put it up against anything Howard Stern is putting out
Look I'm not gonna trash Howard Stern, but why not or anyone else
He takes off the whole summer. Oh God the whole
fucking
Summer all right, so this is a story from two months ago,
this is how it turns out the whole summer.
And people there, I guarantee there's fucking orders
of magnitude more people listening to the reruns
from 2002 that are playing on the Howard Sur channels
right now, that are fucking doing it.
And he goes, I'd put up against anything
that Howard Stern is doing now.
Like Howard Stern is heading Metallica on the show.
It's forming a line. Yeah, right. You think you're better than you, Metallica? I'd put up against anything that Howard Stern is doing now like how are Stern is heading metallic on the show
Yeah, right, you think you're better than you tell it I'm a J more's voicemail
I mean, it's it's ridiculous if you say it to be funny it'd be funny
Yeah, but he's not so then he gets gorilla on and
Get I know well first. Yes, it insult gorilla, which is always good with a guest
All right, I bring Steve grill over on. He's no Jay Ma, but oh,
all right, so this is a you know, he's gonna settle for grill. Oh, and then grill comes on the
phone and immediately John is into it. Hey, what's going on, homie? Steve, I was just saying,
What's going on, homie? Steve, I was just saying, look, Steve, how funny is it?
That how it's turned is taking off the whole fucking sum of.
So this is just jealousy.
That's all this is, is jealousy.
I was just saying how funny it is.
This guy's making 120 million up,
and this is him again counting
Howard's money.
Yeah, 120 million.
And you know what's so funny Steve, like, because Judge Crowdy in New York, let serious
beat me in that lawsuit.
Guess what, I just, I just filed for an appeal.
Let serious beat you is a weird way to say you lost.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kind of a loser way of saying it.
So Judge Croddy, hopefully he doesn't say shit about Judge Croddy because he don't
want to do that.
Because he's a fucking asshole.
That judge.
He doesn't understand.
He doesn't understand Lloyd's two-old to do it.
Oh, the judge doesn't understand Lloyd.
He's still old.
So ageism is not working his way and the John says that it laws while
a stuttering John Melendez does. Wow. But I'll tell you this. Here you have and you
hit. Steve, it's the funniest part. Here you have all these assholes like applauding.
Like, hey, isn't that great? Stuttering John didn't win. And meanwhile, I'm saying to myself, Steve,
didn't win. And meanwhile, I'm saying to myself, Steve, like, why are they in support of serious and Howard who have been raping them non-stop?
All right. Again, it's not that we're rooting for Howard. We're just rooting it. God's
to you.
Yeah.
But also this idea that we're being raped. Now, I still have a series like some subscription.
I rarely ever use it. I don't listen to Howard anymore.
Yeah.
But it's like 15 bucks a month or something.
I'm not even sure.
It's fine.
I have it if I want to get out of it.
Listening to Dr. Steve,
on a weird medicine or something like that.
And it's just ridiculous to me that John equates 15 bucks a month
as being raped.
You can cancel if you're unhappy that Howard took the summer off.
I'm sure many people did.
Yeah. No, you can't cancel.'re unhappy that Howard took the summer off. I'm sure many people did.
Yeah.
No, you can't cancel.
It's part of Howard's contract.
He wants to continue to rape you for your 15 bucks
amount to have a serious subscription.
Well, that's uncurious.
You call up and you're like, listen, I'm being raped.
And I know, and they'll be like, well listen,
we'll only put it in a half way and we'll give you
$7.99 a month for six months.
We'll get a loop deal on you.
You can decide, we'll use loop.
Yes, yeah.
Honestly, if you were to call up serious and say,
I'm gonna cancel because Howard's off the whole summer,
they would go, what if we gave it to you for five bucks
over six months?
And that's what they do.
That's what they do.
They'll give it practically away for free
because they want to keep their numbers up
so they can sell advertising.
Am I explaining how this works to Johnny's not gonna get it?? Yeah. So then because it's it's John and Grillo, this
died in my team, they're going to start goofing on Gary Delbate. Oh boy. Boba Buie. Very topical.
Oh, it's still just hilarious. Yeah, you can't believe how funny this is. Gary selling the house that tooth built and he's moving to Florida which is you know make
sense because they have a monkey sanctuary in clear water.
But he's like warm climates.
He's like what?
Yeah.
So they're cracking.
He's just cracking up over just the most random boring nonsense.
So for some reason, this guy selling his three million dollar home to buy two other houses.
So he can live in Florida and the Northeast.
John, I think maybe Gary Dalbate won this one.
I think maybe he's had the last laugh.
Yeah.
I said, Mookie's like warm climates.
But he's also buying us another house.
So he's selling one big mola and getting two pike by Cuspids.
And then some crownwork too, in the back.
Hey.
Nothing better than Goof on on Gary.
So I brought my spare.
But is one for Mary and one for the gomada?
What's that? What was that fucking talking the gorilla that did fucking sign language?
But that yeah, it is a Sarah now. It friends moving somewhere. This is better than anything
Howard Serr does doing. It's cocoa, byld by the way, co-cold the gorilla.
And no holy shit.
No, gorilla thought that was a joke.
Yeah.
What was that gorilla that could do sign language?
And Jack was, right now.
Oh my god.
I know.
This is not good, Rose.
And Matt, you're living a storage unit
stealing your neighbor's fucking wife.
I'm like, look at this asshole. It was just bought multiple estates and lives comfortably with his family who love him. I decided not to get a
Tussle. Yeah, because Elon Musk is a douchebag. His fucking kids actually spend the holidays with them. Could you believe this asshole?
That's a poor man. Who's me? Yeah. All right, so now Grillo is talking about how he just had shuley on his show,
which does something that John can't do.
What's in the John's first question about this?
But you know, I had a shoot, he came on my show last week, which was kind of a shocker.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Did he say I got a Miss Miss Eligante to come on the show, so I did a little trade off, which was nice because I don't really, I know it's really,
but I don't really know him.
So I got to know him a little better.
So did he trash me?
No, not at all.
He would trash anybody.
John's first question.
Did he trash me?
John, the answer is yes for an hour with me on our bonus show, the WADA-T-P-S-U-L-E show crossover event.
Tune in.
That's behind the paywall.
Tune in.
On our payachoo.
Oh my god.
Did he trash me?
No, you didn't come up with conversation at all.
You can say any name and they'll say,
what did he say about me?
Yeah, what did he mention?
What you guys talking about?
What you guys talking about me?
Did she talk about that time?
We kissed in 1997?
Did she just bring it up? All right.
So, Jen starts kicking out trolls at some point. Oh, and he kicked out the wrong person.
Well, Brent, if it's really you, I already emailed you and DM you. So it's not really
you. So goodbye. Let's see. Who else can we get rid of? You failed my capture. We get rid of this one. Goodbye. And who else?
And we'll get rid of that one.
There we go.
Wait.
What?
I didn't meet the block, Benny Locke.
Got it.
It's too funny.
How do I unlock?
I don't know.
Damn it.
Jesus.
He blocks the one one lady consistently gives him
Superchets because he's just a moron. He was trying to block someone named Gloria days
Shulia's here. Shulia, can you hear everybody? Hello?
Everybody hello
I'm good boys how you guys doing started interrupt your party time
It's all good man. I'm just hiding from the family dude. We had a fantastic crossover show I loved our stuttery John segment. I was going back and editing that and laughing my ass off at it
Yeah, it was a good cleansing for me. It sure was.
Yes, I am patting myself on the back.
Thank you very much for that.
You should, it was great.
It was numerous times I forgot I was doing your show.
We were just hanging and talking, so that was good.
We were doing our show, surely.
It was our show.
That's true.
The crossover was a huge hit.
Everybody loves it. They're still
raving about it. No, it's pretty obvious that we're lying. See, you went too far with that.
Julie, it's me. Julie was talking about Kroge, not stop. I know it. I know it. We open with you.
Holy shit. Stuttering John, that's his first thought that you talked to Grillo and that you
were trashing Stuttering John.
I mean, I don't blame him.
He needs it.
You know what I mean?
He needs me to go after him.
He needs someone to be talking about him for something.
Yeah, he should be sending you a freaking thank you card every week, dude.
I've been getting more and more knows when people saying, Carl, you're the only reason
why anyone's paying attention to the sky,
just stop it and let them die.
Let them die on the vine.
And I can't do that.
No, we both are from today.
Easy for you guys to say.
Easy.
Easy for you guys to say.
If he keeps failing like this,
and we called it J-Morr.
And I said, Julia, text to you as soon as I heard this,
I was like, dude, we called it.
J-Morr did not show up on his show.
Oh, shocking., we called it. J more did not show up on his show.
Shocking.
Couldn't believe it.
What are the charts?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He ain't that far down the ladder yet.
No, no.
J more still has some credits to his name.
He doesn't want frequent guests on the Suddory John podcast to be at the top of that list.
I think, I think J would book himself on a show called suicide by cop before he
does.
Oh, I'm a contributor to that show. By the way, I don't know if you do that.
If that was just a joke, you're right.
All right. Well, I will let you go, but I appreciate it.
No, problem. I saw you guys where I saw the discord you guys were armed.
I jumped in right when you were talking about John.
So you know me, I'm just sitting here and enjoying it.
Perfect timing.
And thanks for coming on.
As always, we appreciate it.
Any time, buddy, Shulee Show is where people should go to check out the Shule Show, wherever
you get your fine podcasts.
Hmm.
He's great.
He did an episode that was he got a bunch of the Howard 101 news
people together. Yes, I heard that. It was great. Yeah, they couldn't get Lisa G though.
Yeah, she's busy. She's busy. Polishing her, polishing her G cops, you know how it goes.
She's too busy. Okay. Fair enough. All right, let's talk about John's dating life.
Well, I'm on the fence. I don't know if I want the tacos.
Oh, what should I do?
I'm starting to set this one up.
Whoa.
I'm going to go to a death.
I liked it.
I'm so sorry.
Because there were a bunch of clips I wanted to take
and there was just too much.
He's bringing about how he has dates three nights in a row.
Oh, yeah.
He's like, he's like, I would smoke, but I can't.
I got a date tonight.
Yeah.
And actually got dates three nights in a row,
three lemon girls.
Two prostitutes and one hookah.
Ha ha ha ha.
Did you know that you could DM,
check son Instagram and offer the money for sucks?
Did you know that?
So John's got these dates.
And then as he's talking about the dates,
he talks, he's recalling women,
he's dated, you suck. And he's such a charmer the way he describes it. He's talking about a gir he talks, he's recalling women, he's dated who suck.
And he's such a charmer the way he describes it.
He's talking about a girly dated who talked too much.
And this is the story of the girl who talked too much.
He wouldn't shut up.
Well, I'm on the fence.
I don't know if I want the tacos.
Or should I get the chimichongas?
Well, how about she goes part of me wants the tacos, part of me wants the chimichungas What happened?
She goes part of me wants to tacos
Part of me wants to chimichungas
I say which party you shut to fuck up?
Yeah, we were at sagebrush cantina
Wow, chick did not shut up
Wow, get your magic dating this guy
Wow, that didn't happen
Obviously And by the way Just from my limited experience I'm just dating this guy. Wow. I didn't happen. Obviously.
And by the way, just from my limited experience,
dating women is literally just talking about
what food you want to eat every night
until the day that you fucking got.
That's what dating is.
That is true.
That's what marriage is.
That is true.
Which restaurant you want to go to?
I don't know.
Let's talk about it for a half hour.
And then we'll do the same thing tomorrow night.
It'll be great.
This fucking guy.
Does that feel good, baby?
What's with all the questions?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
So then he turns on his supporters because Benny Lockeau.
So he's having a meltdown.
The show is is a disaster
The the Japanese are like wow, we feel bad for you because we have never had anything like this happen
So it's terrible and then Benny loco says something and you can see what kind of an angry drunk John is
Just on a fun drunk. Yeah, he's an angry drunk, which isn't good because he drinks a lot and he's drunk.
So he's angry.
So I'm turning on Betty Locke.
Yeah, Betty Locke was a mess because my guess couldn't get on.
But I'm glad that you like to point things out like that.
Oh.
She's like, wow, this is a mess.
Oh, okay, you want to rub it in,
you want to put salt in the wound
As I'm having a hard time over here
So then he's talking to her after she comes on the show and explains how he accidentally blocked her oh
By the way, I accidentally blocked you for a few minutes. You see that
See
No, no, no, it was the other one.
Gloria's day would have. And then I had to go back,
go up to YouTube and unlock him. Oh my
fucking god. Okay. Two more clips real quick. I'm
sorry. This is take a lot of time. It's just too
fun to me. So Mark P lives in Washington, DC.
And as we all know, Southern Johnson have this
amazing show
where he goes and yells at Republicans with a microphone.
It's gonna be great.
Yeah, it's, well, it's called opening a dialogue.
And I'm actually looking forward to it.
I think it'll bring some unity,
it's a much needed unity.
It's called reaching across the aisle with a fist.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so this is John inviting himself over
to crash with Mark P.
Mark P does not look like he's living the life of luxury, okay?
And he's got this big Harry can on his lap the entire time
and listen to how Mark P reacts to this.
Hey, Mark P, you're in the DC area, right?
Yes, yes I am.
I might be sleeping on your couch when I go out there
Everything may be crawling all over you that's her spot
So it's try to discourage this behavior
Well, okay, but just you know this cat stinks and shits all the time
I want to be wary of that. I don't have this do you ever want yourself over to someone's house like that
I'm staying with you call I I might be born in your car later tonight because I gotta go pick something on also
You're gonna be loin' to me about 200 bucks, but I'll get it back to you like hey you know next week or so and
Do you have any bonapills?
Yeah, you got any Viagras. You're gonna be handing me some of your Viagras. I went through your spice rack and couldn't fight it
It's yeah, or a conno where do you keep your see Alice idea?
And I already took the veggies out of your crisper.
Okay. This is the last clip. And I think this summarizes the people who
like stuttering John, what their sense of humor is like, what makes them laugh?
Listen carefully, because he has to say this joke twice.
makes them laugh. Listen carefully because he has to say this joke twice.
You'd be bored of saying you and I, Benny, look, okay, how about some of these other, Hey, Sally, Sally, Beaver, you want to get on here?
I'd like to be on here.
Sally Beaver.
I missed that, John.
I said, I would love to meet a girl named Sally Beaver.
And then he lasted his own joke both times.
I'd like to meet a girl named Sally Beaver.
Well, she's in the chat room.
We can invite her on the show, if you want.
I'll send her the link to StreamYard.
That wasn't expected.
Oh, I saw my beaver last of me, too.
I want to meet a sister, Jenny Kooch.
That's how names work, Rose.
OK, fine, but you're not so smart
that you're getting a weekend Mensa enrolled.
No, I'm not in men's in.
That was a goof as I goof on a regular basis.
Maybe you should put some sort of emoji at the end of that.
Last week we played on the show, this guy Kyle calling me out.
I think he's specific terms where I was a gay Jew,
Fag. Yeah.
I believe is what he said about me.
So we responded to that. And then he responded to our response. Yeah, and this is what it sounded like
I'm not gonna have never bad. I mean, he'll never come on here alive.
He'll never talk to me. He fears me.
I'm caught when I go on for these podcasts then the room invite me there to a free to be
Well, that puts you like them. Yeah, what's up?
You Nick is here. What's up Kyle? How you doing buddy?
What up? I thought I wasn't gonna invite you on the show that was scared of you and yet here you are. How did that happen?
You invited me on yes, correct. So you were wrong again
Kyle I figured out who you are. You're Stuttering John without the resume. You like no one's laughing with you. I know people
watch your videos, but no one's laughing with you. Like Patrick Michael said, you are
part of the joke in your videos. Just letting those bombs sit there that you prepared.
Oh, okay. Okay. Cool. So let me play. Let me play the great joke. let me play the great joe. Let me play the great joe.
You had on your show then. Let's listen to this.
No no, Michael is. Well if you don't know Patrick Michael is and you don't know our show.
But okay. Car game goofed on by your delivery.
He planned audio clips right now. Yeah you don't look good dude you hide behind your microphone.
What's the fucking difference if it's audio or not? I love how you're like oh, you're still playing audio. Yes
It's an audio show
Raging kike boner when you said that all right. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna
You know you're not fine you while I play your clip here proving that you're not funny
Kar again goofed on
By your delivery driver
Who tells you jokes?
Buy your delivery driver who tells you jokes
Because you're a jeal you have to go to food. You know you see it's not gonna get a good tip
So when
So I
Does he deliver these jokes from under that clan hood?
Very well done Kyle
You see this fucking I can't leave versus this fat though
What are you doing your own show? I don't know. Pylee does any of you looks back at it big the last cut
Are you doing your own show right now? Let's go. I got
Yeah, cuz you're not funny you're interesting and you get no views and you're playing audio clips.
All right.
What are you doing?
That's all you got, buddy.
That's kumiya smell like children's hymns
when you meet them.
So you got, I heard you on kumiya show asking to be co-hosts.
It's not biting your hand.
You called Anthony Kumiya and asked you co-hosts
after Dave Landau left.
What?
Why did you want to be on his show after Dave Landau left?
You asked to be on his show.
The joke was obviously you would never pick me.
Oh, hilarious.
Great joke.
I'm going to go to black.
So that would never happen.
But that's going to be heath.
How come you said you're going to go on radio gun when they had Brent Hattley on them?
You weren't.
She said she couldn't have me on.
Good Brent Hatt wanted to do it by himself.
Oh, okay. Well you also
Destroyed the haplies live right? Well everyone's destroyed the had these
Hey, your Brent Hattley would off the resume. No, am I?
What was that, Joe? But seriously, when did you come up with that? You do Did we yesterday? Like, I'm gonna start out the game with this one.
That's it.
So you changed your name from, what is it, Sansy?
Was that what your name used to be?
Yeah, that was my name, Sansy.
So you changed it because you were embarrassed
that it was a children's cartoon reference?
No, because right now you didn't even pronounce it right.
Okay, so we'll tell you how to pronounce it.
I don't watch children's cartoons.
You don't watch children's cartoons.
You don't watch children's cartoons.
Dude, if you knew,
I was about to be able to play the rap princess.
Man, call the ice of Tulips,
you can be killed.
You're not gonna be able to write that.
You're not gonna be able to write that.
You're not gonna be able to write that.
Can I tell you the only thing that pissed me off
is when you said that if Opie reached out to me,
I would have him on the show.
I'd be a Gebards podcasting with him.
That was very insulting, sir.
That is effective.
That was pretty rough. I didn't like that one
You wouldn't though I would I certainly would not
What would that do for me to podcast with that retard? I
Be biggest one he would never do it but
Well, the reason why this all started because you were jealous and Anthony's coming on my show
Went your other Anthony than OP
as you were jealous that Anthony's coming on my show.
Wouldn't you rather have Anthony than OP? Well, a lot more people will watch Anthony on me
and be a lot more explosive than...
Oh, fuck yeah.
But...
I know, so why isn't he doing your show?
I can't believe it, it'd be so much better for him.
Why?
Yeah, why do you think that is?
I'm black and he doesn't like me.
The race card, okay.
It's the race card. I get it.
But the race card really, you think I pulled the race card and the guy who was fired for
racism.
Yeah.
I'm saying I'm using the race card against the Anthony.
You go Carl's going to have this guy who was fired for being a racist.
You were yelling that I was a gay Jew for seven minutes straight.
I'm going to talk, we talking about, I'm like, but trees just because I'm racist doesn't
mean I can't call it someone else's racism.
Okay, well, that's cool.
That's cool.
That's a lot.
Okay.
That's very fun.
So when you were on the show and calling me out of the racist, I'm by the way, I think
it's funny.
Okay.
When you were calling me out, were you trying to be funny with what you were saying?
Or were you just trying to be insightful?
Because you were telling me my programming sucks and I I shouldn't do shows that aren't settling John or OP
Was that real advice you're doing?
Yeah, it's typo and my thing was
Maybe we should move on from the stuttering John and OP thing
That's interesting because then you also said later on that I should only do stuttering John
So he seems like you're a confused boy.
I think if you're not gonna move on just do them exclusively that.
Okay, so are you familiar with SEO?
No.
Okay.
I think it's probably a good thing to like do other shows besides the same two
shows every week for people to discover your show.
Not like other shows you're doing bigger anything?
Yeah, I do a lot of big shows.
We did call her daddy, the one you told me I wouldn't do.
I said you wouldn't do that one?
You said I wouldn't do that, I wouldn't touch Alex Cooper.
She's just too popular.
I don't think I said that because I have,
I know of the podcast.
I don't know.
Alex Cooper.
Well, I played it on my show last week.
But you're not
familiar with it. You're not familiar with my show. And you call me out, which is kind of stupid.
It's like, why not talk about something else you don't know about like math or being in a loving
family? Why talk about shit? You don't nothing about it. It doesn't make sense.
Prepare jokes, think. Yeah. Of course you brought up a math thing. Because you're
Yeah, of course you brought up the math thing because you're Jim.
Oh, Jews are good at math.
You know, I don't know banking either Carl. Sorry.
Fair enough.
All right.
Are you happy with you, Jewish?
I'm not Jewish.
No, my name is actually quite German.
We had a thing not too long ago with those people.
Are you one of the German Jews?
Where are you?
Well, no, but
Kyle you're a blast to talk to you. I got to tell you a lot of fun Yeah, I'm a real joy. We have a lot of chemistry. I'll give you the last word, buddy. God. Well, that was it
You want to plug your YouTube channel or twitch or anything?
No, I'm gonna get more views than you right because that's how plug is
Okay, yeah views than you. Right, because that's how plugging your point. Okay. Yeah. There you go. You know, you know, me. So it would be pointless. Okay. I saw you come
into our room in the discord going, Hey guys, I'm here and everyone ignored you.
And then you left. I got one thing to ask you. Yeah. Go ahead. Did you see the
Merch baked Alaska thing? I have not watched that. No. The
was a fine. Big Alaska. So stupid. What do you think? Merch was going to fight watch that now the the
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And he was with his friend who had a chick and two other chicks that were with his friend
but not with him.
And as he's walking away, big to the last, it's like, you're fucking fine with his
cream and you're fucking pussy.
But I'm not thinking like, what do you think of a fight you right there in the street
for no reason?
So it's a fun video as you're saying.
And Merch just tried to get off a joke and he goes holy fuck your fat. Merch goes well, you know the camera
That's pretty good. I thought Merch would didn't look that bad and it's not just shocked while fucking fat Merch was yeah
That's all right. We'll want to definitely check out that video now check that out
That's alright, we'll want to definitely check out that video now check that out
Improvement or film tonight. Alright pleasure talking to you. Yeah Kyle. Thanks for all of your kind words about me being a Jew Fag I appreciate it buddy. Yeah, it's all in love you kite fuck alright, buddy you be you
See ya
That's fun. Alright, Kroge. I know that you brought the clips that we need to hear.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go for the girl.
Because that's absurd.
Because that's absurd.
I did not listen to Patrick Michael this week.
I listened so that you didn't have to call.
I did see some news that came through.
I don't know if it's true or not.
But apparently, did you see this, Kroge?
I don't know. Apparently Patrick true or not, but apparently, did you see this crows? I don't know.
Apparently Patrick is a newly single man.
No.
I don't know if this is true,
and I don't want to get into people's personal lives.
If they're not putting it out there,
none of my business,
but I'm concerned
because if he has to earn his own money
and get a job again,
this could be very bad for me.
I need to have a lot of free time.
What's the child support laws in Indiana?
Who might be okay?
I might be okay.
I hope so.
Cause if he said Arby's for 30 hours a week,
I don't know they can record 80 podcasts in that time.
Yeah.
Hopefully he'll just condense it down
to a few good ones.
I hope so too.
Well, if that's the case, good luck, buddy.
Cheers to you, man.
Cheers to you, buddy. Yeah, man. Good luck. So
There was a new episode of the briefcase out there. Love the briefcase and he starts off these are all in order
He starts off greeting his patreon supporters and I don't ask for the help. I don't even ask for the support in fact I
Lowe the support and you In fact, I loathe the support.
And you know what?
In that loathing, I have only gotten more Patreon members.
And you know what?
Hate it.
Okay?
Hate it.
I don't need it.
Don't want it.
Don't like it.
And I'm not interested.
All right.
So move on.
Find someone else to support.
Find someone else to be your little show pony, to do your little dances and tricks and tell
you the jokes and give you the giggles and all that stuff and
Things to talk about right that's what you should do that's what you should do
But instead you find yourself supporting my shit and that is exactly what it is just poo poo, okay?
And I know that's a long clip, but what would you cut from that? What is wrong with this guy? That's amazing.
Yeah, everyone who supports me is in any way.
My stuff is garbage.
And why are you wasting your time?
See, I think it goes through these cycles.
So he's up to like 23 supporters on Patreon now,
which is the most he's ever had.
And he gets excited and he starts talking shit.
Like, I got supporters and they're my fans now and not yours.
And then they'll get a note from someone or something and be like oh they're just listening to me because
they're laughing at me.
Well right is that what's happening?
I don't know.
Now you say there's a cycle as if there's an up and a down and that he oscillates between
these two points and that's an interesting observation.
Because right after he talks about like none of the none of you people matter to me you
can all go fuck yourself I'm just doing what I want to do then he talks about like none of the none of you people matter to me, you can all go fuck yourself
I'm just doing what I want to do. Then he talks about one guy sent him a note and it meant the world to him
And he's gonna come through for that one guy.
I'm sick of hearing about Richard. Give us something else. I want to hear some more briefcase angles and takes and wicked stuff
All right, that's what I want. Now This might only be one person out of the entire group
But guess what dude? That's how important you are to me. I'm gonna do that for you because you know what I don't like
I don't like talking about those guys
as I've already mentioned
several times I only wanted to mention them one time
Okay, they can use me in every single episode that they feel that they need to because
of course they're short of content because they're dullers. Oh yeah. As I've mentioned multiple times
I don't even like talking about that. Yeah, this is my nice team episode in a row. This is brilliant.
Where I bring up I only wanted to talk about them once. You know what? It's funny because I'm laughing
at him, but I think I probably said I'm gonna even try to talk about Saturday, Johnny
Just sucks so bad
I might be at the same bow with them
Remember if you don't have your secret
Obleteen code break and watch on
Richard is dick master said and Roy is Carl correct
But anyway like even though he sucks and he hates himself and he isn't even good
He's just hitting his groove, baby
Listen to this now myself on the other hand never lacking content. Okay, we're four minutes in dude
And I'm just hitting a groove. All right feeling good
All right, it's hitting it's hitting a smooth
A smooth part of the road on
Right like we can really cruise now. We don't have to worry about a single rock,
you know, taking us out of our skates there.
We've reached our max altitude on this road
and we're just going to skate as fast as we can
at all downhill from here.
She's just great.
This guy with this metaphor is a something else.
But there are no rocks, but that's him
hitting his groove, baby.
You gotta respect that. You think I don't have content
I'm four minutes in I have a said shit now see if you can follow this
He's talking about Dr. Steve and proves without a doubt in any without a shadow of a doubt
I mean just
Irif and just just 100% proof that he's a failure in life
I mean does that say failure more than anything else?
Hey man, I'm a doctor, but for some reason I make a living off of a podcasting.
Alright, doctor, then I'm a professor.
Alright, I'm a professor, I'm a scientist, I'm a pilot.
But you know what I decided to do podcast instead?
Because guess what?
I'm a better talker than I am, you know, wasting my time do podcast instead? Because guess what?
I'm a better talker than I am, you know, wasting my time going to all that schooling I did
to become a scientist professor pilot.
All right?
I don't know how much schooling you did, but certainly it wasn't enough to keep you invested
in being a doctor.
Because now you're just a radio guy.
You're not a doctor anymore, you're a radio guy now you're a failure.
Now look, this is true. I knew a doctor and on his weekends
He went fishing. Can you fucking believe that loser? Why would you go to school to be a doctor and then go fishing on the weekends?
What a fucking loser. I'll tell you something else that makes that receive a loser. He will be a lumbar Illinois
W.A-C-P-Live.com!
ATPLive.com.
Yet why does Patrick Michael think he's not a practicing physician?
Because he is.
No, because he's a loser radio guy, Carl.
Once you talk into a microphone, anything else you do in life is fucking bullshit.
Now, mind you, this is a guy who knows a podcast.
Saying this guy knows a podcast. What a fucking piece of shit!
Into his podcast microphone
He's going on about this imagine being a podcaster what a dork and then
After his amazing fucking riffs on Dr. Steve just jab jab jab upper cut just fucking one two three combo
Yeah, he throws a touchdown celebration
Jesus that was easy and again, none of this is written.
None of this is written, though it sounds like it is.
I am just very good at this, and at this point,
who gives a fuck how much I try.
Checkmate.
Boom, I'm so good.
Who fucking cares if I try?
I'm so, I'm the, dude, I'm the golden child.
What I fucking, okay.
I love when he explains to you
that what he just said was really funny.
Yeah, that's one of my favorite things that he does.
And I know it sounds scripted, but Carl, I'm just said was really funny. Yeah, that's one of my favorite things that he does and I know
It sounds scripted but Carl. I'm just riffing baby. This is off the top of my dome
Sci-ans he should talk to this guy that would go fucking just as good probably
Snagging itself
Holy fuck anyway, so then he calls me out directly and I you know
I was a little offended by this because I know there's a lot of you out there trying to do
Investigative work or research to send to your friend Carl your internet friend
What a fucking lame existence you have dude get a life find something else to do I would if I could shame us
You know would if I could is both a broken record and broken yeah
He's he is he thinks of
himself as a piece of shit, but the only piece of shit that matters. He's a
depressive narcissist. It's fucking amazing. He's amazing. Well, I appreciate my
internet friend, Kroge, for fighting that and setting it to be a thank you for
course. But he solves the mystery that we've all been wondering. Why do people like me?
That's why people like what I do. That's why you guys keep talking about me because you're dumb
That's why you're still kids because you're stupid
Yeah, okay, okay, he's amazing. Okay. Here we go. Yeah, the guy who lives in the trailer park is not impressed by people who earn a billion dollars.
Just being a billionaire isn't much of an accomplishment anymore, especially when you think about the actual billionaires that exist.
These are a hundred billionaires. Twice over a hundred billionaires and getting richer This guy having one billion dollars would go on it would go on whatever unnoticed, right?
You wouldn't even see it
The guy in the trailer park is saying someone who earns a billion dollars is an impressive to me because hundred billionaires exist
Now I don't know what this has about my life when I eat somebody gives me Ryan their car and their air conditioning works
I'm like blown away
You got fucking air conditioning and you're fucking windows work. That's amazing this guy's living in a fucking trailer like
You only have one billion what if I told you come back to me later
What if I told you that's actually a thousand million dollars does that sound impressive?
Because that's pretty good right a thousand million. But there's people that have a hundred thousand million.
The water doesn't matter.
There's like one person.
One!
And he just flew to space.
And his dick rock it.
Yeah.
But anyway, say the line, Bart!
Because if that's the case, like fish to water...
He loves it.
They wait.
They anticipate.
They want.
Actually, like fish to water. They need it to survive. Oh my gosh. The grass isn't green and I need to get these fish to this they anticipate they want like that's doing dude
Just Google it. It's not a thing. It's not a phrase. It's not a metaphor. It doesn't make any fucking sense
Fish don't go to water. They're already in the water. That's why they're fish. That's why they exist if there wasn't a fish in the water
It would be dead listen Carl you can lead a fish to water
But you can't look at gift hors in the nuts.
But just the fish of eyebrows, because I'm confused about the whole thing now.
Yeah, it'll be a lot easier if they had eyebrows.
By the way, someone is saying, I guess people are saying it's a good thing that they didn't get married,
Patty and Carly, because half of the wall of headphones.
Oh yeah.
Because you basically just like half of that wall of headphones. Oh yeah. You bet you'll just like half of that wall of headphones.
Yeah, that'd be rough.
Oof.
If she was a real bitch,
she could just take the left of each one.
He'd be royally fucked.
None but rights.
Okay, so then this comes out of the mouth
of a guy named Patrick.
Okay?
Okay.
Is he hangs out with Takashi 6'9
or also known as Daniel Hernandez?
And when I think about cool guys, they're definitely named Daniel.
Are you dumb?
Super dumb.
Patrick thinks Daniel's a dumb name?
I don't get it.
What the fuck is going on here?
I don't get it.
Todd is the dumb, that's the name.
Todd, everyone knows that.
It's Todd
And then this one he calls our carls my last one. I mean the dude says Tim Dylan is his favorite podcast
Which I also think is a lie. I feel like it's just a way for him to seem like he's informed but also on the fringes
Like look at me. I like edgy comedy. I get it
He's a he's a I get it guy. I get the joke
No, you don't
You might but no you might you might like Tim Dillock as you appreciate a set of humor
But you probably doubt your fight some more on that really about me
I suppose funny. Yeah, cuz he does not pay attention to what we're doing over here all that while.
He doesn't care.
That would have been exciting.
And that's fine.
And that's fine.
I would have been excited if he knew
if he would say something like,
and ween socks, I'd be like,
Whoa, what the fuck?
That's awesome.
For real though, I fucking love you,
Patty C. Cups.
Yes.
Good luck with everything.
Do please adjust your audio level.
It fucking sounds like hot garbage.
Turn it out to bring it off.
It's, I can't, please but good luck buddy for real
Turn up your levels turn up those fucking levels do please turn up your microphone
You can do it in post but be better if you didn't be better if you turned it up while you're recording it's good on all the
Amian noise good plan on the tape buddy come on
You can do it
Crows I feel like today's been a lot of babble, babble, babble. I knew what that means. I'm a man, I'm a man.
I'm a man, I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man, I'm a man.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Before we get into the part that I want to talk about,
that I'm excited about Our buddy man brain Dave put together something that is pretty epic and what's cool is that there's two payoffs in this one
Okay, there's a payoff and you go. Oh, that's hilarious and then there's yet another I guess I would describe with two payouts. You're the guy. Get a guy. Ha ha ha.
Let me see if I can raise the camera. There's your ocean.
There's a look down the beach.
Absolutely. No one is here right now.
I love that.
And unfortunately, there's no breeze.
Well, there's no breeze. I could come on to the sand with
everything without having a problem with the wind. But these
little natty things. I got these little natty things biting
the shit out of me already. I forgot to put sunscreen on. So I
think I already got a sunburn. What's up Vincent?
Scarim? Who's that? How are you buddy? Larry Hanchio.
Morning, Doggy and OP.
I locked him in the house, so he's not barking in the distance
as we do this.
Also, I got my professional microphone ever bought it
My agent goes hey, oh, there's a company that's really interested in you. But could you start using a real microphone there checking you out on the regular and and they don't
understand why you wanted to use a professional microphone.
His agent had a talent to become a professional podcaster. After you get swastled up in the wave.
That was a that was incredible.
Yeah, nicely done.
Is how long has he been doing that show?
It's four or five six years, right?
It's been a while.
It's been a long time.
Episode one, oh seven would have been three and a half years ago.
No, four years ago.
Huh.
So yeah, anyway.
It's, Carl got professional microphones two years in his show.
So I mean, it's more like three and a half.
Wow, still, still.
And it wasn't my agent to tell me to do it, it was Drew Lane.
Yeah.
Hey, Carl, can you get a real mic?
Then every co-host, and every voice, mail, and every email.
You got it.
But yeah, I hear you.
No, I, all right.
I'm gonna set up this shit show that Ope just put out this week.
Oh boy.
I got together with the private Facebook group
at Get Parts and we were partying for about four hours
and then for the last hour of our Get Together,
I said to myself,
hey, I got a good idea.
Why don't we podcast the last hour?
All right, everybody following this at home?
Oh boy.
It's a podcast from our favorite place.
Get parts.
So there's no P and there's no T in Gebhards.
Listen to how he pronounces this.
Get parts.
Ah.
Get parts.
It's Gebhards.
Gebhards, I'll be.
All right, so he's back in his favorite place,
but this time he's with all of his friends
from the Pod Squad Facebook group, including
none other than Benjamin Tucker.
Jen, Jamie Murray, Benjamin Bucket,
and Pop Book and Tucker.
Hey, daddy, we're boxing self. Benjamin Tucker
Daddy Warp Bucks himself
I haven't spent a goddamn dollar
Thank you, Ben Tucker Benjamin is funding the podcast and our good time here. He's a part
All right, so our friend Benjamin Tucker is paying for all their drinks. He's got the bar tab. It's not even OP
Jesus Christ. Well, why would a millionaire pay for his friend's drinks. He's got the bartab? It's not even OP. Jesus Christ.
Well, why would a millionaire pay for his friend's drinks?
Here's a photo of this get together.
I'll count it for you, Kroge.
Yeah.
This would be 11 people counting OP.
Let's say that the photographer was also part of this.
We'll give him a dozen.
Yeah.
A dozen people at this thing, including
Opie. I just want to point out and Opie, this shirt that you're wearing.
Opie. That's not super flat. Wow. Another guy who hates exercise.
I support Henley shirt. I've never seen that. All right. So Benjamin Tucker's paying for
everything for some reason. But Opie is there to hit all the greatest hits with his fans.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Hi, Doggie.
Oh, shit.
That's like his catchphrase now is, hey, hi, Doggie.
So he's doing his cheer, cheer, cheer, thing.
And I love the fans of the OP show.
Another, there's 10.
So it's not like that of them. Another, there's 10. So I was like, I was like,
it's not gonna press a thing.
But they've all picked up on the Hater voice.
So, OP is on your live streaming
and there's people in the chat
who are talking in there and goofy got them
because there's 10 people hanging out at Gebards
and broadcasting at the hearts.
Gebards!
This just proves everything. You've got a gather of all in a room. Get parts. Get parts. This just proves everything.
You've got to gather them all in a room.
Why do they still join the live stream?
Well, can you have a pay for them to have a payout with them?
Can you have a payout?
It's obvious.
So the parts of the show that I endlessly goof on,
these people are celebrating it.
So like you were saying earlier,
because so far, he said this,
we're both watching the same screen,
but seeing different movies.
Shout out to Scott Adams.
This is what's incredible to me,
is that he's doing the Hater Voice,
and they're like, yeah!
You go!
And don't forget to say, hi, Doggie.
And then Pat Duffy is there.
Now Pat Duffy goes way back to the
opening anthem he days.
He did some crazy stunts on that show.
And he tries to make an edgy joke that I have a problem with and then there's another joke after that that I actually really enjoyed from one of the people in the chat room.
What's your favorite drum song?
What's your favorite drum song?
What's your favorite drum song?
What's your favorite drum song?
What's your favorite drum song?
What's your favorite drum song?
What's your favorite drum song?
What's your favorite drum song?
What's your favorite drum song?
What's your favorite drum song? What's your favorite drum song? What's your favorite drum song? What's your favorite drum song? What's your favorite drum song? move on. My favorite Queens of the Stone Age song is when they started shooting in the theater.
That was the Eagles of Death Metal. It was not Queens of the Stone Age you fucking morons.
I was terrible. You're right. I was just called Puddle of Dund.
Oh wow!
Oh, there we go.
I like that one.
I hope he would be Puddle of Dund.
Yeah.
I like that one.
That's hilarious.
Okay, this is Opie admitting there's not many people there
as he's filming with his phone.
All right, I'm not going to pan too much
because then it's obviously not many people.
Yeah, that's him.
Whoops.
Hey, oh.
Uh, and it's funny too because this woman Jen
who's there, hackles him and he's gonna
troll to his face, which is impressive.
Props to you, Jen.
Oh, how does it feel you're probably my favorite. How does it feel?
Oh, my God.
Man.
She says, you are from the traveling virus tour to this. How does it feel?
Aaaaaah!
You used to pack auditoriums.
You used to be popular.
How does that feel?
Now you have a dozen friends that are here for free beer.
You dummy.
All right, so then they're goofing on each other
for their bad tattoos that they all have.
And this comes up again.
Do you want to hit the ones about my dead dog?
Oh!
I got a dead dog tattoo.
Wait, that's a dead dog tattoo?
Two of them in one cellar.
Hi, doggy!
Okay.
What?
The hi-doggy thing is that it say the line bar for open. I didn't even realize that I had no idea that was the funniest thing
That's some catchphrase
What what's what's my catchphrase? What do I say those fucking Jews?
Hello, is right. Yeah, sorry
Yeah Hello, is it right? Yeah, sorry. 88. Yeah.
88.
Something tells me,
OP doesnt have a whole lot of human friends.
You know what I mean?
I niggie spends nine, nine percent of his time
with doggies and talking to the doggies.
It's funny you say that because at a certain point
during the show, they're all bragging about like,
oh, they say we, you don't have any friends
and look at us now.
This is a Facebook group. Yeah, this is literally the pod squad
Getting together at Gebhard's like that doesn't mean you have friends. It's kind of the opposite. Yeah, yeah, yeah that
So then Opie's talking to this guy Randy and apparently Randy before he turned on the microphone
was holding court
Everyone was excited about what Randy had to say to all these great stories.
And then as soon as they start broadcasting,
this guy just doesn't want to talk anymore.
So OP does this thing, and he used to do this bit
with E-Rock, I've talked about it before, the virus,
where he'd bring E-Rock in and be like,
all right, tell us a joke.
Yeah.
And the bit was E-Rock can't come with a joke.
Say, oh, all right, well, how about I'll give you a topic.
All right, the Olympics, all right, tell us a joke, you know. And then it would just with a joke. Say, oh, all right, well, how about I'll give you a topic. All right, the Olympics.
All right, tell us a joke, you know.
And then it would just like drag on.
It was the worst bit.
Nobody liked it.
Yeah.
It was all OP.
Everyone else just said there's just like,
OP likes uncomfortableness.
That's like his thing.
Yeah.
Whereas like Jim and Anthony, like, jokes.
Funny thing.
And humor.
But he's trying to recreate this now with Randy.
Come on, Randy.
Give us one good fucking story before we try this off.
One good story.
How about what?
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's not going to happen.
These people's stories are not everything.
I can't think of them.
It's subject water.
Hey, go.
You have a good Carl story, a good big story,
a good get-part story
Crouch tell me three funny things in a row enough medical order go. I don't know
Did you want me to talk about bagman? She want me to talk about
So last clip I have from this and this is how we out troze the show. Hi, Doggy. Another Doggy?
Hi, Doggy.
All right, we gotta go.
Bye, have a good week.
Oh, fucking Christ.
Wow.
I miss the days when him and Carl Ruiz,
we're just talking about hot chicks
where we're walking by the sidewalk.
Yeah, that was more entertaining.
That was much more entertaining than what they're doing now.
Getting it with losers and yelling high doggy at each other
I would literally rather listen to opi make racially insensitive remarks to the hell at the
bar that are at
Listen to this
Dude miss kawar is Yeah, those were good times.
Remember when he would turn to OP and be like,
why are you being such a fucking weirdo?
Yes, like twice in episode.
Yeah, he kinda needs that.
I do remember that.
I got a notification on my phone
from a local news network, 13 WAM, that I found.
And it said, update, while I have shooting.
But I thought it said, upside, while I have shooting. But I thought it said upside,
while I have shooting.
And my first thought was,
what an optimistic newscast this is.
Yeah.
And then I thought,
wait, is this racist?
The upside of a while I have shooting?
And then I looked at it again, it was update.
There you go.
It makes a lot more sense.
I mean, honestly,
if they updated when there wasn't bullet holes fucking fresh bullet holes on my life
It would be a lot easier man
Oh right, let's talk about what we're doing on next week's WATP
Here's a clip from the show that I'll be reviewing
with Anthony Cumia.
So Connor, what's new?
How's your week going?
Week is good.
Week is surprisingly good.
I went to Vegas this weekend again.
Oh, yeah, what were you doing there?
It's like, why?
Why?
Did you like do anything crazy?
Yeah, it's, so. Yeah, I did a lot of crazy stuff.
I could so get this. So I was I was up in Idaho from my Mimi's birthday. I posted about 90 times
because at altitude I drink the same amount I would drink at sea level and I forget about
the effects of that. But so I posted a hundred times about Mimi's birthday.
She's 78, lovely woman, tiny, so tiny.
She's like 90 pounds.
She is like a little miniature person.
Anyways, we had her birthday,
and then I got invited to go to Vegas on Friday,
and I was like, absolutely, let's go.
Sun Valley is where I was in Idaho,
and it's so tiny and we left.
And my parents were going back to Houston where they live and
I flew to San Francisco and needed to connect to LAX because I had a podcast that I had to do at 1 a 1 p.m.
in LA
and
Then I would go back to LAX and that was in San Monica and then I'd go back to LAX
Get on my flight to Vegas at 5.30, get there at 6.30, whatever.
Very compelling story.
So this is a show called Talk Show with Remi and Connor, T-OK, Talk Show.
These are TikTokers who talk about TikTok and if other TikTokers have the show to talk
about TikTok, a recommendation from Ness in the Discord.
Very heavy.
Sounds amazing. I'm telling. to talk about tic tac a recommendation from nests in the discord. There you have it.
Sounds amazing.
I'm telling should be should be a lot of fun.
Glad I had those Instagram checks. Jesus.
Yeah, right.
I'm looking forward to that.
Crowsh.
Thank you so much for coming on the pro.
Grasher this week.
Anything that you want to promote my friend.
Yes.
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Check out all the live dates we got coming up for the summer and fall. If you want to see
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So please join us again next week
It might be the episode where we find out what's it for all who are these podcasts?
Sleep well every pony. Starting in the must-vis of morning.
Break yourself into the damn best heat boy.
She's cold right here.
Thank you so much, Carl.
Great show. Good job everybody.
Great job everyone.
Let's make the call.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah.
Who gets a shit who gets a fight?
All front.
Call me all front.
Ha ha ha ha. After me. Oh Come on, come here, all run
Monster me
There were no laughs
Who gets a shit who gets a fuck
This dude is fucking corn. No one told me that we're gonna be both.
Fucking things suck!
You know, who are these?
Podcasts.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Makes no sense.
Internet news news from the Internet. This week in Internet news we pull some random notes from the nice folks over at the Facebook group who are these podcasts. Carol asks,
Carl flew 10 hours to see Shule to not get recognized. Is everyone on TSS a giant douche?
Pablo posts a beautiful picture of Pringles Baconator flavored chips and proclaims.
Patty's seat-cups would be proud.
Nicholas gets it.
I started the show from the beginning a few weeks ago and I'm currently at the start of
2018.
Genius level development to see that some of the guest hosts are hosts from the podcast
that were previously reviewed.
Marvin comments, yeah Patrick Michael, are you listening?
Rick shares, anyone listen to Tuesday's Stuttering John episode?
I've never heard so much dead air fumbling, incoherent mouthful of saliva train wreck of
a podcast in all my life.
Chad posts, in my quest to make it through the back
catalog, I've come upon Episode 112, the best debate in the universe. Then I decided
to re-listen to Episode 248 Real Maddox. Holy shit you guys, I've never felt so good
about myself in my life. Brad Maddox makes Patrick Michael look like he has his shit
together. He made the wrestler look like a happy comeback story. There is no god." Richard comments, Maddox's first name is George, but yeah, I was a huge
biggest problem fan, but he cracked, and all the funny went to the dick show. Mike remembers a time
when Carl voiced his outrage for workplace craps and posts, the wise man poops on company time,
the foolish man waits until his break, and Chad plays us out with this gem, the wise man poops on company time, the foolish man waits until his break, and
Chad plays us out with this gem.
The crazy man poops on his boss's desk and doesn't break eye contact one.
Casey, how you doing?
I'm great, how are you?
I am wonderful.
Now Casey, I have something else we need to talk about
while you're here.
All right.
And that is our friend Jay's apartment.
Right.
I am going to bring him on the show,
Jay's apartment, are you there, my friend?
Well, we're waiting for Jay's apartment to figure this out.
Casey, do you have any new reviews?
Yeah, you have a lot.
So there's no need for you to buy these.
That's just really a good one then.
I literally just got home, so let's see.
All right, here we go.
Here's a good one.
Belize by Midwest Meathead.
All these guys do is bully stuttering John
for being Puerto Rican.
That's pretty funny actually.
All right, I'm gonna say that to five star.
Yeah, that's a five star review.
Next one.
And another thing about Stuttering John's ethnicity.
All right.
Yeah, that's right.
Awful by TRI-CHES.
This is easily the worst show of all time.
So many mean things they say about better shows
that make more money than they do.
Who gives them the authority to be mean to people
with more talent than them?
I hate this, Patty C. Cups forever.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I had a feeling it was going in that direction
because I said more money, but yeah, that's good.
Well done.
Yeah, five sores.
more money, but yeah, that's good. Well done.
Yeah, five sores. Um, a ballgame missed by Opie's wife, boyfriend and parentheses, not BAM. I'm still convinced that
Chrissy took that long break to take a massive job. What a
lovely woman. A real joctober is happening. Wow, from the dreams
of clubfooted Carl to reality, ma and pa hamburger must be so proud.
It's probably a good thing that your sister is normal. At least your parents have one child that they can brag about.
I love Carl.
It's funny. It's funny when people realize.
Okay, cool. that's a good one
Keep them coming by the way, this is nice. Yeah, should all over us five stars. That's those are the rules
Those are perfect reviews. That's a rule. Yeah, those are good
All right good concept horrifyingly executed by a money Steve
Okay, guys jealous much the producers have a good concept here
but replace both main characters
and you'll have something workable.
As it stands, this is like a Twitter rant
come to life, annoying.
I quit after four minutes.
I tried a second episode just to give the benefit of the doubt.
I couldn't get through two minutes of the second one.
Who's the audience for this podcast as it stands?
I'll tell you who the audience says. Jackielow. Thank you for being here. A, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, like that riff? Like, how do you mean? It's a quality riff. Probably didn't even get to like you actually talk.
If they had written like the G Pentatowni scale
is overdone, I'd bet.
Okay, well, I got it.
You're important to that, then there I know.
Yeah, right, I get it.
Reasonable, reasonable.
Right.
All right, oh, this will be the last one, I guess.
Epic Failures by this just like string of numbers
is the name. All right. There's an
ancient proverb that applies to Stuttering John. If brains were gunpowder, he couldn't blow his
nose. Not that the host of this show or any of the guests could much could muster up much more
of a blast. Except Vic, hi, sweetie. Why do I listen to this garbage? Okay, that's funny.
Why do I listen to this garbage? Okay, that's funny.
I think that's five stories.
Yes, that's five stories.
That's it.
Jay's apartment, are you here?
Yeah, I'm here. Can you hear me?
Holy shit, it's a real person, everybody.
Hell.
If you follow the discord,
all right, this is going to be boring for most people.
It's Jay Moore!
But if you follow the discord,
you'll know Jay's apartment is this guy
who came in, never heard the show, doesn't know anything is going on, and just took over the
discord with all of his cat picks and stories about his life. So we gave his own channel so we
could do that in there. And then he pissed so many people off that he got banned yesterday.
And then I had to get him reinstated in order to get him on the show today and I'm just fascinated you've been having an issue with gangrenously,
you've been sipping on KC and I just want to know like what's your deal buddy?
What's going on?
Well, where do I begin?
I don't know.
So back in 2017, I cashed out my Bitcoin.
I bought in late 2013. Okay. I haven't worked. I haven't worked in almost 10 years. Where do you live? What country are you from?
I won't say that, but you will see what country I can't. Well, what country would be narrowing it down too much? Can you tell us what planet you're on?
How about the solar system? Is that okay? So in late 2017, I became a sugar daddy.
Okay.
And I wanted to explore all these weird fucked up things that were in my head with other
people.
Okay.
And so, okay, let me just think this through.
Are you on my only fan, sir? It's a good subscribe. I make dreams come
true over there, buddy. Just saying. So let me back up. Back up. I don't know. What was
high school? High school. This half black chick with green eyes kept a guy in the
balls in front of the school sent him to the hospital and he lost one of his nuts. Did he at least ejaculate though? Sounds hot. Sorry, go ahead.
There's some reason that turned me on and so that's always just been a turn on for some
fucked up reason. Okay. So when I became a sugar daddy, I'm not a
submissive but I would hide $8,000 in cash in a drawer, tell the woman it's there, and in order if she wanted to get it, she would have to squeeze a ball and pop it.
Alright, Jay's apartment. Can you come on the show every week?
I had no idea. This was going to be... Alright, yeah, okay. So how does that work? What's your all my on of that go? Well, there was a grand in cash and it was 4,000 per ball, but no one was ever able to
pop them. Now, I'm not sure if they actually tried or if they were just playing along.
I'm sure some of them did try, but not so tough to crack.
Like a fish to water.
Do they get enough water? If they had a nut cracker, that might be able to do it.
All right, so now there's a weird fetish thing's going on. Did they get a nutcracker? If they had a nutcracker, that might be able to do it.
All right, so we got weird fetish things going on.
Well, back in 2017 when I was a sugar daddy, yeah, but I don't do that anymore. Now what do you do?
Oh, no, I am not sure. I'm ready for this.
I am.
I'm taking a starting a podcast or at least I will record like 10 minute episodes with a female
friend of mine. I was talk into her about it today.
You are a master guest.
I can send them to you and you can comment on them or whatever.
But I wasn't prepared for this today.
Oh, we talked about the last night.
I was going to have you on.
I mean, we're prepared.
Oh, you're prepared.
Yeah.
You're a new podcast, you mean?
Yeah, but then I got banned.
I didn't think I'd be on.
I know.
And look at me.
Look at me talking to Zoo, Seagatia Zoo. By the by the way everyone can you be fucking nice to see to Seagatius zoo this guy
Set up our server set up our subreddit doesn't ask for anything and they just get shit out by everyone
It's it's weird. I thought I was always nice to my thought me and him or friends. That's why last night was
so shocking it
Was shocking it really last night was so shocking. It was shocking. It really
it's the whole W-A-T-P discord. For you to get shocked, I bet
is some real shit. So do you ever to work again? Or you
got enough money to just coast? I will never work again.
Nice. Good for you, buddy. So what do you do to pass the time
then? I'm sure you're dating a lot.
I see you posting about dates and things like that.
You got a cat that you admire.
What else do you do?
I don't do enough.
So when you're on Instagram, how much is it
to get a girl to be shit on?
Yes, good question.
Well, I have an Instagram account,
but I just have like a dozen pictures of my cat there.
And I just, I don't know. I tell women to add me when I just have like a dozen pictures of my cat there and I just,
I don't know, I tell women to add me when I meet the Montinder so we can chat there and then
we just chat for a while and I don't really do anything messed up on Instagram.
And do you do things that are messed up?
Yeah.
I don't do a lot of messed up things anymore.
I mean, I went on Tinder this spring.
Yep.
I post a lot of stories about Tinder recently,
but that's just vanilla, regular, you know,
like Netflix and chill.
So when you meet someone on Tinder,
do you reveal that you're a millionaire in the first message
or do you wait all the way to the second message?
Ha ha ha ha, good question.
I just, I put Bitcoin as my occupation and that's it.
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah done a dime there we go
Fuck I got I got update mine. I put gas station attended and then it's just
All right, Jay's apartment no one knows who you are you want to even say what country you're from so there's no reason to be embarrassed here
But I did happen to see what your line was to Casey. I just wanted to ask you about this you said I remember the first time
I heard your voice,
how many men can say the same?
What did you think would be the reaction from that?
I don't know, I don't even remember saying that.
Oh, do you drink a lot?
Yeah.
Oh, we should hang out.
Yeah, you do.
Do you live near Rochester?
You've been right over.
Come over.
What I do is I get like a 1.5 liter bottle of wine. I start around
noon and I go through it until about 8 p.m. Oh sounds like a great life buddy. I
don't know if that's a lot or if I'm pacing myself or if it's good or bad or what.
Did you say probably that? 1.5 liter. Oh okay so I can't. Okay now listen. This is
coming from me. Maybe I'm not the guy, but listen. Have you ever thought about doing something with your life?
No, I think I was always this way, but I did do a tour. I was in the army for a while, so I had an adventure and so the PTSD like does the does a drinking help with that?
How many black eyes does your wife have right now?
No, I'm not married.
Okay.
Well, congratulations, buddy.
That's, that's not where it, no, we're talking.
Props to you.
Ha, ha.
So it's funny, because that started off like fun.
He's like, oh yeah, I drink.
And I'm like, oh cool.
And then it started to, I started to, dude, now I went, oh.
Well, that's not being fun.
That turned into the opposite of fun just right there.
It's almost like alcoholism is like a horrifying disease
that leads to fucking dire consequence.
But other than that, it's a great fucking time,
and I love it.
I will say this.
I will say this because I am looking for sponsors.
Most of our audience are alcoholics.
Oh yeah.
So they have to be.
If you'd want to.
Yeah.
And co-hosts.
And if you're not one
now, listen to a few more
episodes. And you'll be drinking
up a storm. Casey, am I right
back me up here? Casey switched
over to Matt from this show.
Here, I haven't had I haven't
had a woman over to my place.
In over six years, where I was
sober, it's always been drunk.
Yeah. That's the best way to deal with women. Yeah. You know, I'm missing all that much,
really. I mean, so I'm getting a lot of people who are doxing you. They're saying you're
Canadian just from your accent. Is that correct? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you proud of that?
So that narrows it down to the largest country on the planet?
Is that really doxing?
Well, there's 30 million people in Canada, so we could probably narrow it down. Yeah. Oh, there he is
Second and glue on the lot, I got it
Someone is saying I should smoke pot. I did smoke pot for many years then I quit that and then I switched to drinking. Oh
Pond is legal
Yeah, I know it's worse, but no,. Oh wow, it's more fun sometimes, right?
It's also legal. He makes me more social. Right. When you're hanging out,
I'm so from your apartment to me now. No, that's actually not why we're
overseeing to you now. What do you know? Because you have the rankings of a lunatic in the discord.
And I was curious about what your deal was now is your social
discord if you don't question casey that's a good question here
he just a little bit of the show it's been a discord from mom so casey wants to know
how did you find it
uh... a woman told me about discord a friend she invited me over here and uh...
the rest of history
there's women in our discord. VEK!
No, not your discord.
This was years ago.
Okay, all right, that's going to be a tough one.
A woman did invite me here too.
Oh my god.
Did you get what I heard the women were?
Do you get the point?
There's multiple women involved in this.
Tricked by a woman.
Okay, here's a question for you, buddy.
Has this ever worked?
Like have you ever heard a woman on a podcast or ever and you send her one of these romantic messages? Has it ever like worked?
No, I'm not trying to get anything out of it or I'm not even maybe it's
something. I don't know. I just I have a talent for like, well,
why send a message to compliments and shit like that? Is that a compliment?
Oh, that's kind of, you know,
a message. It wasn't just that one. Yeah.
It was a lock a back and forth.
No, okay, yeah.
I'm just laying in bed with my husband,
trying to have a good night in my phone's like vibrating.
Consuly.
Oh.
So you had a good time?
Yeah.
Well, Jay's apartment, I appreciate you guys.
I know you were married.
Well, you would have, you listened to the show.
Yeah, well, I just started listening.
So, yeah, Casey just ruined it.
I'm learning a lot.
Well, honestly, uh, Jay's apartment, I don't care the Casey's married.
I don't think most of our listeners care.
Like we have her number.
Yeah, it doesn't slow our people down.
You know, I, DM her on Discord, like I said, go for it.
It's fine.
She's making love to a donkey for Christ's sake on the ice tops.com.
I mean, you know, allegedly allegedly photo shot was a
crazy thing. Yeah, whatever. You know, it's all safe. No, it's a great. The goat.
All right.
Jay department. Anything else you want to say because there's a lot of people who control our
discord who want to ban you from it. Is there anything that you want to like a plea or anything that you want to put out
there?
Stay your case.
Right.
I'd say that every server has one or two mods that just like to flex their power or whatever.
Oh, that's another way we go.
They make personal.
It's not all about keeping the server interesting or keeping the server going.
They just want to do their thing and that's fine that's
human nature. So you're attempt to win people's over, when people over is to say you guys are all decks.
No, I'm just saying that that's just the way things are. I mean, I don't have anything against any
of the mods. Do you like maybe try to do things against me, but maybe like bribe him with some dodge coin or something, you know what I mean?
I don't know, maybe they just don't like me and you know I like them.
Oh I think the issue, the issue was they made a channel for you to talk about stuff in and then
you continue to talk about stuff in all the other channels. Well yeah my channels for like story time
but just shooting the shit and chatting with people is for the main chat. Oh he writes the other channels. Well, yeah, my channel's for like story time, but just shooting the shit and chatting with people
is for the main chat.
Oh, he writes the rules apparently.
Ooh.
Oh, okay.
Look at a gift horse right in the water.
Yeah, me.
Yeah, what's that?
What's that?
Well, you know, two of the pants is worth one of the butt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's my mom's name?
I love the gift that's out there. You know, so we're just hitting the band button. Yeah. Yeah. What's my mom? I love the gift that's out there.
You know, so we're just hitting the band button.
I didn't know we had one of those.
All right, Jay's apartment.
Listen, I'm on your side, buddy, as you know, I have a lot of communication with Jay's
apartment when he's black out drunk apparently.
Yeah.
Very safe.
I was black out drunk too.
So that's this conversation is fucking.
Oh, sorry.
Hey, Carl, so I've been talking with this chick and together we want to partner up. So that's this conversation is fucking. Oh, sorry.
Hey, Carl, so I've been talking with this chick and together we want to partner up and create like a five, 10 minute first episode of a podcast.
I think that you maybe you can comment on it sometime.
No pressure.
Yeah, no, go ahead, go for it.
Just do me a favor.
Send it to me.
Don't put on the internet and don't get any ideas
that that's going to be something that you do that people care about. That's my advice.
Yeah, yeah. If you don't mind sending me a copy, I'm at GoFuckYourself.gmail.com. Just,
you know, CC me in there. VCC. Yeah, VCC. She's a passionate Native American, well half
Native American, half Irish with bright blue
eyes and she loves to fuck shit up.
So I think you're really in the race.
Yeah, you have like a thing with like different races.
I know those connox.
No, not really.
Are you a are you a white male?
Yeah.
Okay.
A white Canadian.
All right.
This is really narrowed it down.
I'm already worn out.
That's right.
And you live in learning more. Yeah. That's right.
And you live in an apartment?
Yeah.
How much maple syrup do you drink straight?
Not as much as I used to.
No, good for you.
All right.
I'm going to play some voice mouse.
I'm going to let you go.
But this has been fascinating.
I'm honestly had no idea what to expect today.
So I appreciate you coming on.
Thanks, ticker. All right, buddy. See
Fuck was that I don't know what the fuck I'm experienced
For the tag team I think right so I know so Casey I did tell Casey that was gonna have Jesus
I didn't tell Casey that I was gonna have Jesus fire. Probably better.
Surprise.
Thank you.
Oh, Casey, do you get a lot of that kind of thing?
Like, do you drive a new poetry and shit?
No, I don't.
Most of your listeners are retarded, but not in that way.
Oh, they're my listeners now, okay.
I see that you all listeners.
The plural you.
Um, now I get most of them are
pretty funny. Um, nothing super
uh, whimsical and long or mat.
Cause in my drafts, I've got roses
are red, Casey's nice boobs and I've
had that there for months and I'd
like, I just wouldn't sure if I
should send it. You know what I mean?
But I'll put it in her butt, but
promise to use the loop. Yeah. There you wouldn't sure if I should send it you know what I mean but I'll put it in her butt but promise to use
Lou yeah there you go see I should have sent it over to Carl he's the yeah I can craft these things the love guru I think I think I'm
I think I've touched his dumb up the poems your real wordsmith for someone in a band without a vocalist
Oh geez got me there oof speaking of bands that I'm in, listen to this voicemail, Kroge.
This is something else right here.
Oh my God, this is my favorite podcast ever.
But I have one compilates and it's a Kroge.
Isn't on anymore because he's the greatest.
This is BooKaKy Queen calling and that's really all I emphasize.
Super nasty BooKaKy band forever. Bye.
That may have been an inside job. That's very inside. I don't know who that was, but Crojan,
I used to play in a band together called the Super Nasty
Bukaki band.
True.
And that was from a 585 phone number.
And let me just say, when I came home and told the wife,
hey, we came up with a name for our band, honey.
It's the Super Nasty Bukaki band.
I was in a couch for a few weeks after that.
So we played a show in Buffalo last week and we have go-go dancers and we introduced
them by saying they wish that Bukaki was an Olympic event and there were people there
who don't even laugh, other people were Google again at that, you know, 50 seconds later.
Whoa!
That's not an event at all!
They can't be in the Olympics.
I would say we opened some eyes that day, but they were probably closed
and clenched tight and maybe sticky afterwards. All right. Let's run through these voice Yeah, Carl, I don't know if this has ever been done in WHB history, but I believe I am the first triple crown listener of the show.
I have my subreddit host read by the subreddit youth girl. I've got my review read by review girl and I've had my voice not played on the show.
So does that warrant me a spots of time or no?
Please get back to me. Call back.
Both of us are still good.
The answer is no.
If you get a rim job from me, you actually become part of the Golden Circle.
Yeah.
I see in Chicago, by the way.
The answer is you've done it all.
You've done it all.
So there's nothing else to do, you nailed it.
Congratulations.
We should send this guy something.
Yeah, that's like a fucking scavenger hunt, you know, Ryan's?
Yes.
If you can get KC to send you a picture of dirt, then you get like the grand prize.
I'm, I gotta get out of here.
Let's keep this going.
Alright.
Oh, I know a lot of people are probably fucking sick and tired of Opie. I pretty much want those
people. I don't fuck you about it but it's episodes like this latest that really remind
me of why why you do it because I was already the fucking be calling in with a voicemail about man that bird, you know,
when it killed that fish, had eyebrows, fucking seconds later, produced a chris that O.P.
laid out.
Holy shit.
Mind-meled.
But man has brain damage or is just like, in a elemental loop to an unhealthy extent.
It's baffling.
It's baffling, O.P.
The fish have five rounds.
I don't even wanna call it a fucking joke.
It's just, it's a parable.
It's just baffling.
It's a second round to the song.
Anyway, I'm over my time, so fuck it.
Yes. He said baffling won't background to the song. Anyway, I'm over my time. So, fuck it. Yes.
He said baffling won too many times, my friend.
But thank you for your comment.
All right, this next person is a theory on the Stuttering John
Lesbian story, which I've talked about three times now,
maybe four.
Yeah.
Now five.
Which is not nearly as many times as he's talking about it.
Sure, that's a good fight.
Yeah.
Yeah, Carl, sorry if it sounds like shit, you know, drive down the road right now of course.
But hey, thanks for bringing back up on a Southern John Lesbian thing.
I bet the call you asked, I listened to the bonus show, but I forgot.
So he brought home a dude, that thing had a stick.
I guarantee it was a a lesbian it was a fucking
trans woman or whatever because I mean that's as he brought home a dude he
went to a bunker it hurt him and had a dick
yep they'll it definitely was a trans woman with a with a big top and that's why
it couldn't get hard uh Stuttering John fuck the guy and that's why it couldn't get hard.
Stuttering John, fuck the guy and that's what we're gonna run with.
Yeah, call me back.
I haven't done call on this week.
You got, you know, just fuck Kyle.
That fake, do you sound fucking fat?
You fucking fake fucking Jew bagget.
Heat the shit.
Beat your fucking, I'll burn your fucking house down if I ever find out where you fucking fake fucking Jew baggett, heat the shit, beat your fucking, y'all burn your fucking house down
if I ever find out where you fucking live style.
I will fucking, put your fat ass, fucking bed.
Allegedly.
Hi, Carl.
Uh, I'll talk to you later.
Nice guy.
So, Gonzo, I think, has a trans girlfriend
and Gonzo, shit cock, is in the, in the discord right now. I don't have time to get to that right now because we're running way over but
I'm happy to talk to you about that at some point if you'd like to go down on this
That's right that was the first part of the story wouldn't you've
Recognized a cock of his mouth. Don't you think could have been a rim jam?
recognize a cock of his mouth. Don't you think could have been a rim jam. Yeah, I think if he took home and he had a car. His mistake, I think he would not tell that story. Well, I like what
somebody said when I was doing the crossover show with Dick recently, they said there's no such thing as
No such thing as a chick with a dick, there's just dudes with boobs.
And I thought that was very profound.
Very poignant, yeah.
Very poignant, all right, God's eye-pig.
Pist off God's eye with that one.
Didn't confuse you, Shana.
I think confused you, just said that.
I got a fortune cookie the other day.
Yeah.
There are no chicks with dicks.
Yeah.
Dude's with boobs.
I think it's going down and around is what it's called.
Oh, all right.
Sounds great.
When you look at that, it's all got to forget that.
A few more, a few more here.
Shit.
Carteroll, bag slapper here.
I was listening to some past episodes
from when Carl really died.
Right.
And man is hilarious just how old he can spin a friend's death into a rolling dragged out
personal press tour that just no one attends.
It was gross.
But holy crippled Jesus, I don't mean to go all hate man on you here, but can you just
say Guy Fieri like the rest of us lazy people? Every time you say
Guy Fieri and makes me want to drive to Rochester, take the battery out of my RIOB power drill,
place it in my RIOB circular saw, amputate your club feet, put them on my feet, wear them
a slipper so I can tick your butt allegedly more
Eric's name anyways love you man keep up
the work more Eric's name kisses five
wow Zadia calling yeah you know if you
hang a club foot from your keychain
it's good luck
it's not true
she's scared
yeah those uh those caroies when those that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Hey, can we get a regular fucking bonus episode and not one of these stupid crossovers with boring radio hacks that nobody cares about?
You might not be fatter than Vinnie and Palms, but you're fatter than an spirit.
Wow, another satisfied customer at W-A-T-V.
That was a good voice.
That cut close to the bone.
That was roasted by Kermit himself.
All right.
The cross-lifers are good episodes.
Sir, can you write my eulogy here listening?
Carl Detroit calling.
I'm just calling because I was thinking about the fact
you never play my fucking voice mails and trying
to hit me that you know, I never actually
have anything to say.
So maybe it's not you, maybe it's me. Uh, third about that car.
Uh, call me back.
Good job Detroit.
Yeah.
Little self-awareness.
Good luck Detroit.
It was a long way for your city.
You'll be rebounded anytime now.
I'm sure of it.
And by the way, Detroit, your city is only four hours away from one bar of Illinois.
That's right.
August 28th.
Bring a few of them abandoned buildings with you.
Casey, you coming to the show?
Casey.
No, I don't think so.
What?
I heard you.
I heard you were coming to show.
I was thinking about it.
Yeah, the tickets are too expensive for me
to go for three days.
It just seems like a waste of money.
I'm sorry.
A waste of money to hang out with me and Vic?
What do you mean?
How could that be a waste of money?
Producer Chris is gonna be there. What do you mean? It's a waste of money. Whoa, I me and Vic. What do you mean? How could that be a waste of producer Chris is gonna be there?
What do you mean it's a waste of money?
I don't say that for that shit. Oh, right. Yeah, sir.
Lumber.
W-ATP-live.com.
I don't know. I'll keep an eye on the flights if they go down. It might be one hit.
Let's go down and around. We just cover that.
What's the number? What's the number that you need to get to
Like 2150 under like 200 out of Jacksonville. All right, listen This is gonna sound a little weird, but I know a guy who's got $8,000 for you
You just got it. It's just go with me. It's a little weird, but yeah
I got a crack one nut. Yeah, that
God, can we get Jay's apartment to that show? I don't know if Canadians can come to that show. I know
No, I know kids and purchase tickets
I told him I'd give him a refund if their government was still not allowing them to leave their country
Which is by the way what you do when you have a communist country, just say Canada, lose the not over there.
Canada, everybody.
All right, Casey, thank you so much for joining the show.
Thank you, Casey.
No.
I hate to say you're the best part of the show, yeah.
I know.
Oh wow.
By far.
Oh man, I'm like this.
If you and the bucocchi queen want to get to Guy.
I got about $8,000 for you
Yeah, I'd love to meet her. She has nice touch. She can send me a photo.
Alright
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