Wolf and Owl - S3 Ep 59: Quiz Questions & Stolen AirPod Sleuths

Episode Date: November 6, 2024

We’re talking… sleeping babies, Rom in South Korea, miss-reporting about podcast interviews, paying too much attention to the trolls, four quiz-show questions, acquired fruits, an update on Tom’s stolen AirPods and his plans to retrieve them, a devastating health warning about a favourite restaurant, trick-or-treat age limits, crying at the cinema and teaching school kids using inspirational documentaries. For questions or comments, please email us at [e-mail] - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com A Mighty Ranga Production For sales and sponsorship enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Yo, what you want? Beak or jaws? Feathers or fur? Sharp teeth or feet with claws? Whatever's preferred They'll grant you all ass requests to steady your nerves Then podcast a body parts, get severed and served Bring your weak shit, wear the wolf and owler That ain't just a mistake, that's an awful howler Both of them are known to pull up at your shows Have the crowd witnessing the murder like they're rolling with a gang of crows Fuck their censorship, let them see the whole thing They stay dressed to kill, never sheep's clothing Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon, you'll see nothing All you hear's a huff and puff and a...

Expect killings, red spilling and flesh ripping Impressive innit, the death bringing its head spinning Just kidding, every word in this song's about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog hello and welcome to the wolf and i podcast it's very quiet yeah you got me very you're a bit late night radio vibes because yeah i'm in south korea it's 6 a.m the director of the show is in the hotel room next to me wow you know i don't want to become like one of those guys. I've got the opposite. It's it's nine a.m. here. Nine p.m. And I have a sleeping baby who's actually just got back into sleeping. Shout out. There's a positively parent who's just completely revolutionized my house was sleeping. How does it work? Basically, it's just about reinforcing a sweet time of like going and just settling them. Not just, you know, letting them cry out, but just basically

when she does get upset going in and just, you know, being gentle, just telling her sleep time. I think, you know, what it is as well, I think she's been scattered it up. So we've got a new nightlight in her room, and that's just made all the difference. I'd like that for me, you know. Well, I'd like that. I'll sell me in. I'd take that job right now.

Like would you do it for like a week? Would yeah, I would just come in gently and just like stroke your hair and give you a little kiss on the cheek and just go, it's okay. Oh God. Sleep, sleep now. I know this sort of sound like it's half joking

but I'd love that. I'd love that. And then what would you do? would you stay awake, sort of stroking my forehead until I'd fully drifted off? No, no, no. That's the thing. I straight your head and go to sleepy time. No, rubbish. Sleepy time, babe. I love you so much darling. Sleepy time. And then I leave because she literally now just smiles and looks comforted. And then she just goes up in her bed. Okay. So I, just a tiny little pet upon your cheek. Oh, good night now. Good boy. Sleepy time. God, it sounds so good. I'd love that.

Sleepy time. Would you like tuck me in so that my shit's like right underneath my chair? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She, it was, I got back from, from work today, just in time for bedtime and she was all tucked up. You're a very busy boy at the moment, aren't you? Yeah, I'm relatively busy. Yeah. It's, it's pretty cool. It's very busy boy at the moment, aren't you? Yeah, I'm relatively busy. Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's quite a rollercoaster now, isn't it?

You go from worrying that you've got a future in this game to being one of the busiest in the whole industry. So this is quite a... Yeah, but it's that old Feast of Famine, isn't it? Yeah, I guess so, yeah. And it's one of those mad things, a show that I was going to be in I mean you talked at great length is not a biggest show in the world this is yeah it's a constant it's a constant game of Russian roulette hmm sometimes you think you put the person holding the gun and you realize that someone's holding the gun to you yeah what is South Korea like

my friend before we digress any further? Well, I've only been here for a day. Yeah, but how is it? It's great. I'm a fan. I'm a huge fan. Really? Yeah, so what's the vibe? What's the difference between there and North Korea? What's the difference between South and North Korea? Are you asking me that question? Well, obviously apart from ones at the top, ones at the bottom. Yeah, one's North, one's South. The other one doesn't have a dictator running things and you sort of you're allowed to eat fruit without being shot. I guess is the but is it is South Korea? Yeah, different skincare regime. Really? BTS tend to tour here and they don't

do North Korea very often. Who BTS who BTS? Yeah, like they're the biggest like kpop band in the world. Do you know kpop right? Yeah, I know what it is. I'm not like obsessed with it like you are. I'm obsessed with it. I know you'll have had a you're a fan. No, I'm not a fan, but you'll have. I don't think it's bad, by the way. No, no, no, no. I don't know if it's you. You'd obviously had a thorough grounding of having watched Robert Rommers versus kpop, which I know you watched religiously. Yeah, I do. I can't remember the date of it. I'm not gonna about it. What in particular sticks in your mind from the K-pop episode? Nothing

really. I like the moments when you're getting sort of like colonics and stuff. I like all that stuff. Yeah well we did get a full Korean scrubbing in the K-pop episode. They wanted us to go naked. So hold up you're like like a frequent flyer to Korea, South Korea. If twice is frequent, then yes. That's two more times that I've been to the whole of Asia and India combined. You are literally so well traveled. You're actually more traveled now than you were when you were doing travel docs. You are like the new Michael Palin. Yeah, except sort of. Yeah, but in the last month, you've done this podcast from four different countries. As you said, Michael Palin there, you said, I mean, the difference between me and Michael Palin is Michael Palin sort of universally loved. I just want to tell you something.

So I did the Gabby Logan podcast a while ago. Yeah, Gabby Logan, by the way, I need to do a podcast. You got it. Gabby Logan is such an absolute legend. She's so sweet. I do love her. On that podcast, I talked about how... Oh my God. What? I've been sitting on a, I thought it was about something else. I've been sent this, an article that's come out subsequently

since you've done that podcast by four different people. Are you talking about this Daily Mail article? Yeah, yeah. Have you read the comments on this? So who sent you this article? I've had four different people from the industry send it to me. Well, actually two people who aren't in the industry send it to it. Well,

actually two people who aren't in the industry are just friends and two other people. What is the context in which they sent it to you? Well, it's like, is Ramesh okay? Like this, I've just read this article. By the way, can I just say like in a world where gossip is rice, people love this sort of stuff. Oh God, it's awful. It's not coming up. This internet's like, I think I'm using all my bandwidth talking to you. But anyway, the long and the short of it is,

I talked about the fact that, you know, working so hard, you have to put an effort into your relationship and all of this. Anyway, the Daily Mail have run a story saying Ramesh had to rethink his whole attitude to save his marriage or whatever. Which is like, whatever, the Daily Mail do stuff like that.

I mean, they also read that, read this, ran the article about, I need to stop doing podcasts is the lesson there because I did carry out Lloyd's podcast about grief. And then they ran a big article about how me and Dinesh don't get on. What's hilarious is that you go on these other podcasts and they get like sort of like massive like sort of like spinoffs in the, and they get loads of people talking about them, yet you do one of your own podcasts every week, and no one talks about it.

I know, maybe it's a damning deal with the sort of stuff we talk about. It feels like they don't wanna run a story about somebody talking about all the too many takeaways. Yeah, there's no, there's no expose about somebody getting slightly delayed on a flight. Yeah, some big twat losing a pair of airpods.

Here we go. Ramesh Ranganathan says his comedy career nearly cost him his 15 year marriage as he and his wife had to reignite their love for each other. Anyway, Lisa's been sent this article several times. But the main thing is it's got 461 comments. 461? That's insane. 461 that's insane. That's global man. It's a global you're a phenomenal. Have a listen to this though. These are just a selection of the comments. Is he a

comedian? If so then comedy has taken the wrong turning. He's as funny as horse doodle on my shoes. Yeah, but come on mate, anyone who's using the word horse doodle is fucking an idiot. I didn't realize you as comedian as funny as a flare up of sciatica. This person is an instant turn off. I've had sciatica recently. It's not funny.

Yeah. Well, there you go. And that's the point they're trying to make. I don't know if you think that's a comeback to this commenter, but you're just saying it. If they are comparing you to sciat it's absolutely, god-awfully painful. This person is an instant turn off for so many people.

No talent, sneers at people, not likeable, gets far too much work he doesn't deserve. Keep giving him work and we'll switch off. Heard him on Radio 2 today, I've never heard a more boring show in all my life. All he did was keep laughing at nothing. They'll call anyone a celebrity today, even if they've got no talent whatsoever. Never as a comedian been more pushed onto an unwilling public. Why are you reading these? It's not your statistic. It's fucking sadistic. I can't believe it. It's insane. Can I just say, you're in another country thousands of miles away from your wife,

who you're beautifully talking about on of miles away from your wife who you're beautifully talking about on Kavi Logan's podcast, right, which I'm pretty sure has been, you know, this whole fucking thing has now been fucking twisted into another world, right? And instead of just sort of going, oh, that's a bit shit, you're sat there. No, no, no, no, but listen, is there anything nice on there? No. I'm sort of scrolling through now. But in all seriousness, I don't find it upsetting.

What I find I'm saying in the in 2024. What I can only assume that adults comment on this stuff. And that's how they get in their dopamine, dopamine or whatever it's called. Dopamine, yeah. It's, yeah, dopamine hits is by being so viciously horrible about someone that they don't know. I find that's insane. Oh, listen to this. Uh, we saw him in standup and he was funny, but it's written for him by other people.

What are we talking about? They know that I'm writing your stuff. I think that was Catherine. Catherine wrote that one, I think. Comedian thought about more money than his family about as funny as diarrhea. Who gives a toss about this? Who said he was funny in the first place? Comedy. That's true. It's mad. Like 461 people saying horrible things. Mate, but you know what? that's because you crossed up there.

You are genuinely, that's now you're leveling up into a whole new level of fame. Like you're well over a million followers on Instagram. You're probably one of the 10 most famous people in England now. Don't be ridiculous. You are. I'm not even in the top 100. But what I would say is- You're not in the top hundred. You fuck off, you're not in the top hundred.

I reckon I could walk up to 85 to 90 percent of this country and say, do you know who my most favorite American athlete is? And they'd know. Well, I tell you what, I hope they don't read the Daily Mail because they'll have something to say about it. Well, quite a few of them could, you know. Anyway, in all seriousness, in all seriousness, genuinely, please don't get worried about me, you and the animal pack because I'm not upset about it. But it's just

so funny. I don't know why you're reading them because because you're flying around. But is that how you're going to get your entertainment? Because that makes you kind of as crazy as they are. It's that how you get it. Look, I didn't want to say this, but I have replied to every comment. Um, you know, cause, cause you sent me by the clip of Bivo earlier, right? A video of Bivo, right? And his fight, what he's saying is his final TikTok, right? You've almost, that's why he, you're almost here.

Why am I almost Bivo? Well, Bivo has had too much of people giving him grief, right? Oh, OK. But I haven't had too much of it. I'm quite happy. Yeah, but Bivo secretly enjoys it. He's made a living out of it. Look, can I just say, please just focus on all the lovely things people are saying. You've got an amazing new shout out, Saturday night, ITV1. Thank you very much for doing a little story about it. It's very

sweet of you. Nice thing to do. It's very rare in this game to get people that really support you. I'm well aware of that. Yeah, so thank you for doing that. I'm very much aware that yeah, a lot of people don't do that. I did it because I love you. And I look like a fun show. Yeah, well, yeah, went down pretty well. Did ask why me and him weren't asked to go on it. But I did it because I love you and I, you know, look like a fun show. Yeah. Well, yeah. It went down pretty well. My dad did ask why me and him weren't asked to go on it.

But, um, yeah, I just got, I just got to push myself through these rankings, get, get a few more bits of screen time. If we do more of them, I'd love to have you on. Do you want to be on it? Yeah, I'd be nice. I didn't think you want to be on it. I didn't think quiz shows were really your thing. What do you mean quiz shows aren't my thing?

I'm actually a fucking quiz master in my mind. Okay. What questions? mean quiz shows aren't my thing? I'm actually a fucking quiz master in my mind. Okay. What questions? Ask me four questions. I'm waiting for, I'll tell you what, mate, I'm waiting to be asked to be on one. Okay. People don't ask me four questions. Any given subjects?

Um, any given subjects? Yep. Uh, okay. Uh, what is the capital of Sri Lanka? Jesus Christ. What? What are you talking about? What?

What? One of the very best friends in the whole world originates from that country. Yeah, I know where you live, Clawley. Yeah, I know where you come to live, your country of origin, London. Well yeah, but actually you don't, because there's a trick question.

Because you're part- Where's my father from? Ireland? Yeah, so what would that answer be, please? What do you mean, what would that answer, Dublin? Okay, cool. Well, you only know that because you've been there together. Okay, capital of Sri Lanka.

Shall I give you a clue? Also the name of a TV detective. Is it Jakarta? Is it Jakarta? Oh my god. Detective Morse, touch of frost. Yes, what is he showing? The Captain of Sri Lanka is a touch of frost. Well done. The capital language is a touch of frost. Well does Saga What help me get this American American American Bergerac? No.

Colombo? Yes, there you go. Well, mate, that's pretty good. Okay, that's question one. I felt that that's a cross. Okay, question two. Question two. It's quite difficult to come up with questions. Let me have a look. In fact, let me just pull up because I've actually got general knowledge app for me and the kids are doing. Oh, wow. Yeah. Well, this is obviously JT will cut down some of the time with this. Yeah. Okay. She's quite good for suspense. How are you finding that

sort of keeping that suspense up in this little game show environment? Yeah. All right. Okay. She's quite good for suspense. How are you finding that, sort of keeping that suspense up in a sort of game show environment? Yeah, all right. Okay, here we go. Tourists, here we, this is the first question. Tourists cruise around Greenland, hoping to see which animal, it's multiple choice, A, viper, B, whale, C, beetle, D, hippopotamus.

Easy, whale. That is correct. That's correct. Okay, do you wantamus? Easy, wow. That is correct. That's correct. Okay, do you want your next question? Yep. The Golden Gate- Do four of these ones, because the Sri Lankan one doesn't really count.

Okay, the Golden Gate Bridge is a California landmark. It connects Marin County to which city? A, San Diego, B, Los Angeles, C, San Francisco, D, Sacramento. Would you like the question again? San Francisco, my friend. It, D. Sacramento. Would you like the question again? San Francisco, my friend. Is correct. Okay. Next question.

Who is credited with the first powered flight? A. The Wright Brothers, B. Thomas Edison, C. Johannes Gutenberg, or D. Joseph Woodland? A. My friend. Okay, you're actually, this is correct again. All right, this is your final one. You're gonna be four for four if you get this right. Okay. Which artist was supported financially

by his brother Theo, an art dealer? Is it A. Albrecht Dürer, B. Hieronymus Bosch, C. Vincent van Gogh, or D. Pablo Picasso? Oh, well Theo is... I'm gonna go with B, this is a real stab at the dark. Tyronnus Bosch?

Yeah. Vincent van Gogh? I was gonna say him but I thought it was too obvious. Yeah, but well done. So what is it? A guy called Theo van Gogh. I was gonna say him, but I thought it was too obvious. Yeah, but well done. So what is it? Michael Theo Van Gogh? See, I would not have disgraced myself on your show. No, no you wouldn't have done. I mean, that's not what the sort of thing they ask on that show. Yeah, I know. It was a lot of fun. And your mum, by the way, getting great reviews. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it seems like she's a lot more popular than I am. Yeah,

but also she's like an acquired fruit on something like I know right. What does that mean? Well, she's like it's sort of like she's like People are looking at she's funny. She's hitting but that's a big show. So she's like, you know, why does that make her an acquired fruit? It's not me but I have a small part of the movie which is happening. Yeah the moment It's not when you get a little taste of the person and they go, that's delicious. But you know, the main thing, which is, why does that make an acquired fruit? Well, it's probably not quite for I was thinking, I mean, fucking late in the day for me. What's the what's the thing I'm looking for? Something for bonus?

A soft dish? No, no, no, not like a forbidden fruit. It's like a fruit sort of like, you know, oh, wow, that's you know, when you get a dish that comes out and you go, Oh, yeah, well, this is a beautiful bit of steak. This is you. It's lovely. Yeah. Surprise. Surprise element. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But you're already surprised that she's been funny for years. No, that's true. acquired is like, yeah, you've brought it and you've got it.

Right. Well, no, but I think you heard somebody say acquired taste. Oh, what are you saying? This context. That's what's happening. I'm trying to just unpack what happened there. You know, I taste olives or whatever. And you've gone, she's an acquired fruit. I can see where your brain is actually quite a good saying. Yeah, it's got a good saying. She's an acquired fruit of your mother. It sort of trips off the tongue doesn't it? Yeah but she's not yeah she's not an acquired taste because most people I know like look like really really sort of really fall in love with her. Yeah so she's been a breakout success. My mother, dad find it hilarious. So who would you have on the show if you came on the show your mum or your dad? I don't know. My mum's more like your mum so she just rinsed me as my

dad would come in and he's very competitive and take the show very very seriously. So probably my mum. My mum would just try and embarrass me. Just like you know I know your mum does with you. So you've got to be careful of that. Well if we do any more which we we'll see, I'll, um, I'll get you on hit me up. Yeah, obviously. Yeah. Makes race and all that sort of stuff. Would you do? Well, that's not true. Is it? That's not what you just said is not true. No, it makes right from you to me.

So you want me to pay more than I'd normally pay. When you came on King Gary, you got, yeah. Well, I got the, I got the low, I got the lowest possible fee for the amount of scenes I was doing plus the shittiest hotel room every time we went away. Yeah. But you've got a trailer next to me. Yeah. So that you could see me come out in the fucking shitty costumes you'd put me in.

It was a lovely time. Airport update. Yeah, because I forwarded you a text. Can I give a shout out to Dan Kite who gave us a bit of advice on what to do with these airports. I need to kind of talk to him because I spoke to a police official and they didn't seem quite as interested in the case as Dan did. Dan seemed incredible. He seemed like the sort of the kind of cop I want in this case. The guy I spoke to didn't seem as invested. So break it down to me what happened. Well, he just didn't seem like he could eat. I've got the guy's actual house because I've

basically mounted a case. I've got like 35, roughly 35 screen grabs of where my air pods are. And there's one constant that that I know he's well I know that he's within three houses now yeah on a road in Slough okay I then speak to the guy in the place he and he does you know he doesn't he didn't seem as committed he said they're gonna look into our vaccines he said they're gonna look into it yeah I said that this is a guys actual address well I spoke to Jim about actually on your behalf. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. Jim's now very, Jim's kind of

going sort of into a sort of Well, Jim's very passionate about turning up at this guy's house and getting your AirPods back. Yeah, because I think as Jim sort of, he had his AirPods stolen on holiday. Yeah. So yeah, well, Jim told you his story as Jim told you his story

yes about the same so go on you tell well Jim left his his earphones on a plane yes right it's like and I went off and then realized that he'd left them phoned up and they said they get taken into the airport or something so he went into the airline of the of an airport abroad, I believe. So he flew back there a few weeks later. I believe the Creek Island. Yeah. So I went into the airport and said, look,

I left my earphones on the plane. They said they'd bring them into the airport. The woman went, I was about to say backstage, hello, Mr. Schaubers. The woman went out the back, had a look for the headphones, couldn't find them, came back out. Oh no, came back and with a pair of big headphones Jim said it's not those and then she went out and then apparently she came back out was like very like wanting to get rid of him sort of like oh I don't know where they are

anyway I've got to get on with something Jim thought is a bit dodgy then looked across and there was like a tax a guy taxi rank, like the taxi kiosk with those earphones round his neck. And so, Jim's very specific, very specific pair of earphones. Like so that he showed them to, I've not really seen them. So it feels very, I mean, it's an incredible coincidence if these are not the earphones. So anyway, Jim didn't say anything because obviously it's a big ask, isn't it?

It's like a big shout out to like go up to somebody and go, I think you've nicked one. Especially in a foreign country. Yeah, so he just left it. But then what he did say was what he'd love to have done, had he thought about it at the time, was to go and basically connect his phone to the earphones. Yeah, that would be kind of what me and Jim

have been sort of fetishing over with sort of like turning up at this guy's house, you know. Yeah. Sort of like locking it. But I mean, I think it's disgusting, by the way, that he can use it. Because that's the only other thing now. It's been like, what, two weeks, two and a half weeks. He's been using my ear for, I don't know if I want them back, because they've been in

his ears for two and a half weeks. It's a principle of the thing, isn't it? Yeah, it's a pretty, I'd like them back, but then I'm just thinking, how clean can you clean them? Yeah. If he's got an ear infection, that would be just my luck. I get them back and then I get like, I have to go to a doctor's, go get a serious ear, like he's got some sort of fungal ear wax or something. Yeah.

What's insane, by the way, I've become absolutely obsessed with this. Yeah, I thought it would have petered out, but I'm sort of checking in on my earphones, like it's a kid that I've got who's gone to university. So I'm checking in like in the morning, see what I are checking in sort of like what kind of time before lunch at lunch, just making sure they're okay before you checking. Why are you checking in on them? Because I'm obsessed with what's happening with them. It's like this afternoon, I check in their escort race course. There's no races at escort race course today. What are they doing there? He's obviously just gone there to pick someone up or whatever.

Yeah, I mean, I guess he's doing the job. He's a driver, isn't he? Yeah. Yeah. But it's just, yeah, the whole thing is, yeah, it's sort of, it's not taking over my life, but it's kind of, I'd say taken up at least 35% of my life. Yeah. Which with all the other stuff I've got going on, Bob, it's more than I need. No, no. And it is a, it is a, it is sort of a shameful thing for me to sort of think about, you know, that I'm looking at TikTok and sending you TikToks and

wasting my time, you know, looking at daily mail comments, well actually I could be using my time more constructively by tracking a pair of AirPods, I've got no intention of getting back. So I'm thinking about going by his house tomorrow on the way to work. That's what the plan is that my Jim's going to pick me slightly. Okay, so you're going to knock on his door? Yeah, I like that. Then I'm like, what if he's not in? We make a wasted trip. Maybe you can tell where he is. We can just follow him. Jim wanted to order an Uber from him. And

then I get an Uber and say, right, and the folks is where you taking me where we going? I'll go to the police station, please, sir. Because you just been busted. Right? What do you think? That's a good thing. How would it go? So you get in the car. You're the you're the right. Let's just do this. You're the cab driver. All right. Okay. I get in the car. Hello. Morning. Morning. It's one in the afternoon. It's afternoon. Oh, okay. Sorry. Afternoon. So I get a bit lost. Don't remember me. Do you? I do actually.

Do you know? Yeah. You personally. Yep. God. King Gary. No, there's not. Well, it's very nice that you've seen that show. And I take absolute satisfaction. You were in, you will do I slate not you. Well, it's very nice that you've seen that show. And I take absolute satisfaction. Well, you've enjoyed it. You were in your D.I. Slate, aren't you? Yeah, I am also the person from Murder is Successful. I'm glad that you enjoyed the merits of improvisation. Hold on. You were in Wonka. Yes, I was also in Wonka with Timothy Chalamet and Olivia Colman.

Thank you for coming to cinema. Oh, my God. You're in my favorite films of all time, Paddington 2. Yeah, but that's actually my biggest role as a mate, is a father to some AirPods that have recently gone missing. You're a father to some AirPods? Yeah, so a couple of weeks ago, but some, I got in the back of this very taxi with my AirPods and my AirPods slipped out of my pocket and then you pretended that you hadn't found them but thus sir I know you have because they're somewhere in this car with us now so if you don't mind you are busted take me to the police station at once and

you can hand yourself in for a crime that maybe you didn't mean to commit but you have committed can I just um it's very difficult to unpick that sentence. Sorry, what do you think's happened? You've taken my ear pods. I can tell you right now, you live on bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, and you finish work roughly every day. Sorry, what are you? Some sort of stalker? No, I'm not a stalker. How do you know where I live?

Because my finder phone, I can say, because I've been tracking my AirPods, to which you stole. I don't have your AirPods. Neither. They're in the back of this car. No, because I rubbed you. I rubbed you. I'm doing that. You phoned me, didn't you? Yep. Yeah. And what did I say to you when you phoned me?

You said you couldn't find them and they weren't in the back of your car. Okay, so as far as I'm concerned, by the way, I know we don't know each other, but one of the things that people that do know me or say about me is one of the things that says my word is my bond. And thusly, if I say that I don't have the air force... Sorry, sorry, sorry. What is that? Let me tell you something. Is that cow shit? Is that horse shit? Or is that bullshit, friend? Is that bullshit right there? Is it bullshit? It's not bullshit. I don't have your, sorry. What is that? Is that horse shit or is that bullshit friend? It's that bullshit, right? That bullshit. It's not bullshit. I don't have you.

It is. I, you spoke to my AirPods, right? Where I am right now on the old phone. Well, you can make any app, say whatever you want. Can't you? I mean, I've heard all about, you know, in my fantasies and my dreams, me and you would come toe to toe once more and you would admit your guilt

and we wouldn't have to go through this. But you're about to do a buck load of time, Fred. You could well go to prison for this because it's theft. For what? For not having some AirPods that you think I've got. You have stolen them. By the way, if we're looking at the two crimes here,

one, you're accusing me of having some AirPods that I don't have and I've insisted you on that. When he spoke to me, I don't know. By the way, can I tell you something? I pulled over and had a thorough look in the car. I was worried about where your AirPods might be. You're a annoying creep. And when I didn't find them, I was devastated.

Nay, I was distraught that I didn't have your AirPods. And then for you to then sort of accuse me of lying, and by the way, don't think I don't know that you got in touch with Uber, by the way, to make a further accusation after I told you I didn't have them. How dare you? How dare you?

I got in touch with them, my friend, because I was genuinely. What are you, some sort of corporate shill, sort of throwing innocent. Maybe I'm a god. By the way, I don't know how much you think Uber drivers get paid, but what we can't afford is to be thrown into disrepute because some guy that doesn't believe

what an honest Uber driver says on the phone, decides to phone up his headquarters and accuse him of being a thief. Listen here, you rancid liar. How dare you? how dare you? How dare you? Okay, here we go. Let's go through your work recently. 25th of October, you at the Verona apartments, Wellington Street, then you went to Oxford Road. Then you went to Slough railway station. You then went to Albert Street on Wednesday in Windsor. Then Henry Street reading or think or think crescent ring a Bell, my friend.

Does it? Can I go through your book of lies and deceit? Can I just put you into my shoes for a second if you don't mind? I want you to just look at it from my point of view. Somebody asks me if I've got their AirPods. I don't. I tell them that on the phone. They then get in touch with my company and say, one of your drivers is a thief.

After I've told you. To which you said that the airports weren't in your car. Yeah, which they weren't. Then on top of that, you then get into my car weeks later. You then get into my car weeks later with a list of addresses that I have been at. Now if we're going to talk about who's committed the crime here, actually I think it is a good idea that we go down the police station because you my friend have been busted. You're a stalker, quite clearly.

How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? I've never been so offended and so upset in my life. You know what, I thought this would be a cherished moment where I'd be relinquished with my AirPods again. I'd pick them out of your ears and I could take them on my merry way.

I could listen to Bruce Springsteen and other psaltery songs. And you'd go away knowing that you can't feed and can't steal. Maybe we both learned a lesson from this. But instead what's happened is you've lied once more, and you've been tarnished by your lies and your deceit. Mm. So a lot of big words for somebody that doesn't clearly know the word meaning of the word relinquish. Okay, well, I think if that's how I attack it, I mean, I don't think he's

he doesn't I don't think he's as educated as you are. I think it doesn't matter. He's not about being educated. He's just going to deny it. Come on. He give it if he did that. I'm gonna tell you now he can't do it because it's gonna bleep on my phone and sound right next to them. They're gonna be in his car. I can tell them his car. He's got by the way, can I just say right? If you know, and there's a side part of me going he's got a lot of use out of them. He's clear. Yeah., using them for his phrase, using them to listen to music while

other people are in his car. So, you know, there's a part of me guys, well, at least they've gone to a good home in a sense. I mean, I'm not overly happy about it, but what will you do if you get into the car and he's got them in? Well, I'd say to me as you're in the Airbus, they're actually might. And then what we said, charge in the regular because they've still got charge in them. So he's clearly using them. Yeah, here's another slant here. This is this is

how good things have been. So that's that's really obviously like a sort of like a fist in my gut. And then I hear by the way, wonky's my favorite restaurant in the world. Have you seen about this? No, it's had a massive fire because it's one of the most disgusting restaurants in London. It's got a two star hygiene rating. I've been going there for years. And Catherine reminded me when I took her that she got quite bad food poisoning as did James DeFront. So two people that you know have got food poisoning after going there and that still didn't stop you from going? No, because I love the place. But you know, I've never been ill but then maybe I've just sort of like to go to a museum. Well, I think there's a lot of questions to be asked about that, isn't there?

I'm devastated, man. I'm dead, like that place. I've been frightened the torch for it for a long time. And yeah, I can't see how they can rally against it. Will you go back? Catherine actually generally said to me, if you go back, I think it's pretty much discussed. If you go back, no, any information you have, that the actual the actual, the stuff that was said about it, let me just get this up,

because it was, oh God, this is hard. Former Rudess restaurant in London fined after mice found in kitchen. Mice? Yeah. A restaurant in London's Chinatown once called the Capitol's Rudess has been fined more than 40,000 pounds

after mice and cockroaches were found in its kitchen, prosecuted for food hygiene offences after its owners were found to have falsified documents. Jesus. It's like a sort of, it's like I've been, actually Grace Dent's written some stuff about it. Jeez. What did Grace Dent say? It's basically, she's been quite charmed about it, it's existed for so very long and fed so many and it is less of a restaurant and more of a part of the capital's folklore. That's pretty good. Well that's really sad. Oh god. Visiting 2022 the local cancer environment health team found mice and

cockroaches, raw and precooked food, bean mix and other poor hygiene practices. The council served one key with poor hygiene practices. The council's self won't give the hygiene improvement. Good. Two, 30, 23, nothing had changed. And they got 30,000 fine July this year. Oh my God. Two out of five. That's it.

Isn't it? It's all right. Isn't it? No, you can't go to a five place, right? I mean, yeah, I'm genuinely, that's it. I pretty, we'll never go in there, I'm genuinely, that's it. I probably wouldn't ever go in there. I've been going to that restaurant my entire adult life. So my chair, I'd sort of walk past it the other day

on the way to an audition, looked in the window and just was like, I'll never have a say in that sort of, you know, they used to do this amazing sort of chicken and sort of belly pork on hot rice. Never have that again now. I'm so sorry. I went into an Indian restaurant in Leicester the day after a show once, and it was really empty. And this guy came in and he said,

I've just come in to collect my money. And the guy goes, what are you talking about? And it turns out it was money for a payment for him getting food poisoning previously. And I was eating there the first first after they'd reopened. Oh my god. I was like the only one in there. I was thinking of forgetting food poisoning.

I don't know. I don't know. I didn't listen that much. I've got an email here for you. This is from the potbelly piglet. The potbelly piglet here, I was listening to the latest episode where Tom mentioned the Uber driver using his air pods that he found in his car yet claimed he hadn't found them.

I was actually on my way home from police college. I'm training to be a police officer. While listening when you ask for any police officers to email as to whether this is a crime, well straight out of Police College I thought this is a great example of theft by appropriation. Although Tom left his AirPods in the taxi by accident, it's not a case of finders keepers, it is actual theft.

Wow. I hope this brings justice for the greater good. I'm off to water my peace, Lily. This is what I'm saying, there's so many incredible people out there, like the potbelly pig, we'll show him his real name, but I guess he's not like an undercover agent or some shit. I don't think that's, I mean, it's not a great undercover name.

I'd say, I mean, I think it's probably just in keeping with everyone that emails in, but yeah, go on. What I'm saying is, yeah, I mean, this guy, the trouble is I have his name, I have everything about him. It is, I mean, it's an open and shut case, isn't it? Yeah, of course it is. What I'm saying is you've got, if you were still the judge, if you were still a judge, then he'd have no chance against Judge Rolesh. Probably just the fact you'd find it funny to go against

me. Yeah, but the thing is though, Tom, is that the reason I was sort of being how I was in the role play is you're going to have to accept the fact that even if you do get in a car with him or whatever you play, however you plan on confronting him, he might just deny it. You've got to have that in your arsenal to how you're going to tackle that. That's why I'm thinking we would just take a police officer with me, even if it's plain clothes, like someone off duty who can sort of like frisk him and stuff. Yeah, but what if he doesn't? Okay, I don't think you just go up to someone and frisk

them. If he's saying he's not got the airport, I don't think an off duty police officer's gonna. What do they, it seems like, this is where it gets crazy, right? Cause, well, I'm gutted about losing them, but them getting a search warrant and smashing down his front door to some air pods seems incredibly bad. Well, I mean, you've jumped quite a bit there.

I mean, I don't even think you're gonna be able to get a police officer to go with. If you turn up and go, have you got the airports? And he says, no. Then what happens? Well, I just shut my up and go, have you got the airport? And he says, no. Then what happens? Well, I just showed my phone and go there in the car now. Okay. Drive 10 feet.

That there we go. That they're with us. Then I think he's the mom to search the car. Yeah. But then I haven't got a search warrant. I've watched enough like police like shows that he can go, you haven't even got a warranty scumbag. Would you think about sort of using your kind of size to intimidate him?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, when I called you could have turned, you have no distance away. You're going to turn back and just drop the earphones back and you've kept them for yourself. And is that the society in which we want to live and raise our children? Sure. So I understand that. I understand. And then do you know what? Then I, you know, just a part of me that likes to get him a cup of coffee and go, why did you do that? Why?

Do you know what? I think that, I think that's a, I think that would be a nice way, nice way of tackling it. Not being aggressive.. I just get a kind of panoramas It could be it could be this background stories that like He's struggling. All right. He's not making enough money. He's always wanted a pair of air pods He's recognized you obviously multi multi millionaire Tom. He doesn't Jesus don't try fucking hand out the medicine that you do. I'll take your drink yourself. My friend, you're just calling yourself.

Right. So he's got this guy's obviously absolutely fucking loaded. Look at what he's wearing and I look at the, you know, it's a Tom Davis movie. So he won't have any idea. I was in, I was in an Uber Comfort to me. Yeah, there you go. Straight away. Straight away. It was the quickest one to my house. I usually just go the normal Uber. Right. Which I had on that day.

But I'm just saying, he doesn't know that you normally go the normal Uber. Right? So he's got Uber Comfort, a film star gets into the car. Right? He doesn't. he's not watching my films we don't know that I'm sorry no idea how I was okay fine well we don't know that for definite film star gets in the car okay leaves the air pods behind he's wanted air pods for an eternity you think that maybe he thought like that was sort of like a sort of sexy gift or something maybe but I mean I'd say the phone call to ask where they are

slightly undercut in terms of his sort of narrative. But yeah, but this is the thing, I'd like to just sit there just and say, if you wanted them so much, you know, God forbid, he ever listens to this podcast. He's shitting himself. Well, I mean, it'd be hilarious if he sat this and when the jokes on it, isn't it? Really? Yeah, he's one. What just upsets me is it's just like, yeah, I don't know, I thought people were better than that.

I saw people with a balloon of fireworks every night. What do you mean? What's the problem with fireworks? Well, it's been fireworks have been going off since Thursday. By the way, can I ask you, trick or treaters, what is the license for trick or treaters? How old do you have to be to be a trick-or-treater these days? Well, I think there should be an upper limit. I don't really want a group of 20-year-olds that are dressed up to turn up at my house.

Yeah, that's what I mean. But there was a bunch of people that were about 17, 18, knocked their ass about nine o'clock at night. What did you give them? It was insane. Oh, I felt weird giving them sweets. Yeah. I felt like giving them a couple of cans of lager that I wasn't drunk. I felt weird giving them fucking sweets. Also, Catherine brought an insane amount of sweets thinking we were going to get loads of trick or treaters. Quite underwhelming. Yeah, we had enough, but we've now got so many sweets.

Sorry, so all trick or treaters or fewer because you sort of managed to contradict yourself over a minute here. Well, yeah, that's the issue. Right, number one, the issues there should be like an age, like your drinking age, there should be an upper limit. An upper limit, okay. So what should the upper limit be? I dunno, 15?

Okay, I think that's reasonable. 15, upper limit. I think 16, yeah 16 maybe if you've got young kids with you, right. But then we, and this is not what I else's fault but ours, we bought too much stuff. And maybe that was a little bit liberal to the early trick or treaters, the early shift, the first covers. And now we've got loads of sweets left. The other day I found myself just constantly just going back and forth to the sweet cupboard. I had eight mini twixes the other day. I worked out that was was probably the same as two big twixers.

But yeah, it was yeah, but I was like I need to do that. And then I've been eating drumsticks, lollipops. I'm walking around the streets of my pocket. You're not getting to the age now where drumsticks make you slightly worry about your teeth. Yeah, I mean I need to go to the dentist by the way. Sally from our dentist keeps on messaging me. She's a lovely woman, but it's like, I haven't got the time at the moment. And also, I don't know, I've sort of just gone there, like, I'm just gonna have to discuss some teeth, that's it.

It's sort of, yeah. They sort of let them drop out one by one, and then just go, what, four dentures? Or just go to Turkey. Have you seen Tom Doves doing a lot of character work? Oh, why's that? Is it just the direction he's moving? No, it's just his teeth are fucked.

The only part I can really get is... Teeth are just for the... Yeah. He's literally got his two big front teeth, that's all that's left. Have you seen Tom's got another part as a gap-toothed hobo? Yeah, his last five jobs have been that. He's smashing it in America, as they all believe at the moment. He's got a new country album out.

I'm worried about your teeth. So you country out of that. I'm worried about you. Do you worry about your teeth falling out? Incessantly, yeah. But do you remember when you were a kid, like, you only get one pair of teeth, like one set of teeth. And I'm like, that's not really true now. You can get like, you have a hundred sets of teeth now. I know, but they have to like, you know, if you're getting false teeth now, they've got to drill into your skull and that.

It's another lie, which I'm not gonna sort of like with grace, I'm like, look, brush them, because you know, but you know, if they do fall out, don't worry. Wow, I mean, wow, I don't, I don't know if that's what you should be saying to grace. I mean, I do think that- She thinks I'm an independent kid,

so I'm like, yeah, don't worry about it. I mean, look, my mum said that to me a lot, and it didn't help, my teeth are an absolute wreck, it's like a stone edge back here, but't worry about it. I mean, look, my mum said that to me a lot and it didn't help my teeth are an absolute wreck. It's like a stone edge back here. But- No, your teeth are lovely. You're, I was like, Jimmy, you marvelled your teeth. I've had to spend so much money on getting them sorted out. Yeah, but now they're lovely.

I saw you the other day, like a big grinning, like, yeah. You're gonna do a raid, like, I don't know, what are you, do a bit of publicity for your show and stuff. I was like, I fucking love Brickslet, right? Just having to do some stuff, kind of convince people that I'm still married. You have become like a reality star now. That's it. Yeah, you have to sort of go on a PR trail to undo

the work that I've done from a previous bit of PR I did. Real fucking own goal here. I went to watch the other day. And I know I've said this before, but is there much that beats the pleasure of just going to the cinema with friends or family? I just love it man. Where did you go watch? I went to watch a film called The Wild Robot. Oh my god I'd die to see this movie. Right so it's a toss-up between that and Transformers which I'm obviously obsessed with. Yeah of course. But I was in the mood

to watch The Wild Robot. I convinced the kids and all three. No, the theater didn't come. But it was, oh, God, it's incredible. Like, did you cry? No, but I did come very close. But that's not that's not because I'm not saying there's anything wrong with crying. I've cried at films a lot, but like, I wasn't in a crying zone. Do you know what I mean mean sometimes if you're a bit tired or whatever like it films can get you really easily can't they but I just wasn't crying zone you know I mean like yeah yeah I wasn't really like crying I wasn't crying vulnerable on that day that I went to watch the film I just thought one of the bleakest things in life would be Theo or Charlie or Alex running up to Lisa and

going, is where's dad? Dad's upstairs, he's in the crying zone. Yeah. Dad, are we going to Portugal this year? Not this year. Dad's sort of, he's spending the summer in his crying zone actually. He just feels like he needs it. I know what there is to know about the crying zone. Just listening

to Adele and Amy Winehouse on repeat. So I'm really fucking sad. Anyway, this film, Wild Robot, it's one of those things where like, it's such an incredible piece of work, that it made me reflect on everything I do. Not that I'd ever want to make something like the Wild Robot or could make something like the Wild Robot. But you know when you go that is it's so excellent. It does what it's supposed to do so brilliantly. I just went away and you know like it just was it was inspirational. That's the word I'm looking for. I feel like that when I watched the Deadpool and Wolverine. Really? That doesn't surprise me. I felt like that when going to watch the Deadpool and Wolverine. Really? That doesn't surprise me.

I felt like I was going to watch the Lego movie. When I watched Deadpool and Wolverine, I was like, this is incredible. And genuinely, I found it very inspirational. I thought it was just perfectly put together. I thought it was incredible. Yeah. And in agreement with you, it does make you question everything you've done or everything you do, right?

Yeah, well. When you see it like an outstanding piece of work. Well, I think it just makes you think, I don't know, I just find it's inspiring, isn't it, to just really crack on and do something. Have you, by the way, seen, talking about quite, have you seen the Martha Stewart, Martha on Netflix? No, what is it? Is it documentary?

Yeah, she's a kind of teasing me one of the most incredible people I've ever seen on a documentary. In what way? Just how honest she is and sort of how brutally like, you know, like, there's been a lot of and you took that in your standup, there's a lot of documentaries about people on, on various channels that sort of, you don't feel like you're getting into the crux of the story. Yes. It's almost a full certified version of, yeah. I don't think I've ever seen anything

like this with, uh, yeah, she's just kind of like, okay, this, yeah. And if she'd asked the question and it comes across that she's not being honest. And someone calls her out. She is then kind of like, Okay, cool. You know that about me? Well, yeah, okay. You've called me out. And here's what the truth is. And she's pretty blunt. It's pretty amazing. Do you know that I watched that and I watched the have you seen Four Kings on Amazon Prime about Lennox Lewis, Frank Bruno, Chris Ubeck and Nigel Ben. It's really good. I'll tell you what I watched that I listened to the podcast, but then I watched the show

as well. Sweet Bobing. Yeah. That's insane. Me and Catherine watched that the other night. What the fuck, man? I mean, everyone should watch that. What blew my mind was that, I mean what everyone should watch that right? What blew my mind right was that Like I mean I was obsessed with catfish by the way me and Katherine watched pretty much But that someone but the lengths of the person because I don't want to ruin it for anyone who's gonna watch him No, the leg like that the twist in that is insane. I know cuz I was like saying to Katherine How is this gonna, you know,

it's not until the moment you start sort of clicking. I mean, the truth is, I don't want to, but the truth is you could spoil it and it's still worth, like, you know, people still are gonna get an amazing experience watching it. But there's one bit where basically they have a Skype chat and Bobby, who she's talking to, has lost his voice or he can't talk for whatever reason and so communicates via a series of sort of clicks and taps.

The person who's made it up, I'm like that's almost like Genial. Like the story that they come up with is so far fetched. It's amazing. It's well worth a watch. Yeah. And then what my way of doing it would be, I'd watch the Netflix show, then I'd listen to the podcast. Because the podcast goes into like so much more detail. It's like, if you had your appetite wet by watching the documentary, the podcast goes like it's a proper deep dive. You know what, at the moment, my podcast of choice, I've been watching, you know, Chris Jenner, Chris Kardash, you know, Chris, yeah, I've been watching her masterclass, you know, those masterclass things.

Oh yeah, I love those. I watched the Steve Martin one. Have you seen that one? Oh, that's, he's also incredible. But yeah, Chris Jenner, Chris Kardash, she is literally, I think that's my new hero in life. Why? She's so kick ass. Just the way she is. I think she's actually very humorous. She makes me laugh. I think she's pretty kick ass sort of woman. I was sitting there watching and yeah, fucking hell, you're amazing. Like, yeah, I was very much engrossed. Well, what happened is like, why are you so obsessed with this?

So you've been sort of been inspired by Martha Stewart and Chris Jenner, then do you think? So you've been sort of inspired by Martha Stewart and Kris Jenner then do you think? Yeah, two very strong women. I don't know if I can be an incredible geek. Yeah, I actually think most, I'd actually like to go to school, like schools and show young men these two amazing women. Yeah, I think it's a weird... Get them all together to sort of go after the guys, stole my attention. I applaud your intention. I just think it's a bit weird. If you were at a school, you imagine somebody that looks like you turns up just exclusively to enthusiastically talk about Martha Stewart and Kris Jenner. I'm not going to talk about it. I put it going, Hey everyone, you know, I'm Tom Davis. So I've got two film stories. Let me stop you. What age group are you talking about here?

Let me stop you. What age group are we talking about here? Probably from the age of like, well, pretty sure Grace, the Chris, Chris Jenner could, you know, Chris Carnation, she's like 10. 10 years old. So we're talking primary school. So you're going to first year or secondary school? First year, secondary school. Okay. All right. So you go in year sevens.

Oh, welcome to year seven. So I don't know if you know this, but you're in front of me use Bush of lifestyle change. This is the real big stuff guys secondary school. So first up, how many of you know the Kardashians? Yeah. Okay, didn't ask for a response just to show our hands. So here is a series of little classes by the brains behind the collections. Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Jenner, who is sort of kept her surname from her first husband, who is Bruce Jenner. You might know now as Kaylin Jenner, pretty inspirational person. Okay, so Chris Jenner's with you. No, she's not with me. I've just got I've probably got like a

big TV. Right. And then I'll basically have it on my phone. And then just do that thing that you do. So hold on. So you walk on and you go, here's Chris Jenner and then you play the show. That's your presentation. Yeah, you know, when you're at school, they used to show like a video about Yeah, they would do that when the teacher couldn't be asked to teach geography or whatever. They didn't bring someone in, an outside agent to go, oh, we've got someone in here to do a guest assembly. And then they go, oh, I really like this

show. You should watch it. It's like me going in and going, oh, hi kids, listen, I've come in. I've come and talked about the dangers of catfishing. It's something that can affect, you know, you've got to be something you can be really careful. You've got to be really careful. But there's nobody, but nobody, but nobody can tell you better than the documentary Sweet Bobby. So I'm just going to press play on this and sit back and enjoy.

Yeah, but that was fine. Don't you remember when we were kids and you're at school and then they'd show the one about the boy who was like trying to cross the train tracks or the kids at far what? Right? Yeah, safety videos. Yeah. What is your safety? How is this a safety video? That was a safety bit. It's like at the end of it. Well, I'll probably say this as well. Everyone get your notebooks out, write some notes, see what you pick up and at the end we'll do a Q&A. Probably

bring out my mate Ramesh to do that because he's done loads of quiz shows. Everyone got rubbish is here? You'd be like behind the curtain going, oh you're in for a treat kids. Probably have all the old Halloween sweets that I've not eaten. We'd throw those out to the crowd and at the end the kids would go, this has been the best day at school ever and like in years to come one of them would be like running a massive like you know I don't know like global corp or something like that and someone goes fucking out like, you know, you're the best business person I've ever seen You know, where did this start? I don't want that school Tom days from rubbish rank and anything came in what the wolf it out. They can't just go. Yeah

They used to a podcast but then one of them killed the other one. But yeah, they both came in And they showed us this Christiana thing. That's why I knew wanted to be in business and then rubbish came out through loads of sweets in the crowd, asking questions and we all went home. Yeah. Yeah. That's best I've ever. They're both arrested shortly after that, but it was a fun day.

Really same. What I'm saying is that they're the things that stay with you. I don't remember any lessons at school. I remember that I could draw. I could remake that fucking video where the kid gets his ankle caught in the train tracks. Okay. Um, I, I still don't think you're comparing like for like, but anyway,

uh, Tom, yeah, but I think schools would be more interesting. Right before I did it, before I closed it, I need to do a big shout out. Actually. So we talk a lot about Jim on this podcast. We love Jim. I wanted to say from the wall for now, a very, very happy birthday to his other half, Samantha.

I think, believe it's her birthday today. On the Wednesdays, it will go out. So happy birthday from me, the wolf. Happy birthday, Sam, from the owl. I hope you have a happy birthday. Oh, you know what? Maybe you should do one of your raps for her. Yeah, yeah, maybe.

I'll have to think about that. Why don't you do your closing thoughts? Okay. Birthdays and celebrations. Rowing hands with glue. Birthday cake covered in candles. How many candles is that? Eight?

You look older than eight. I'm actually 32, but the staff earlier only had eight candles. That's a blow. But we'll be in a second, friend. Pass me a knife and we cut out some slices. There's 12 slices but there's 15 of us. Hey, I'll share. I guess that's the thing about birthdays and celebrations. Not about one person, it's about a group of people. Could be two, could be seven, could be 25, depending on how popular you are. But the truth about it is that it's actually

about those moments. It's about milestone. It's about laying down your corner of a part of the globe and saying, guess what? When I was 46, I was in Gran Canaria. When you're 42, friend, you're in Sri Lanka. And so I remember birthdays, cornerstones, moments. Do you remember who you were with?

Yeah, sure. Keith was there. I remember that much. And I guess that's the thing about memories. We put them in our pocket and save them for later. And sometimes that's with a photo. And sometimes we don't need the hard copy. We just close our eyes and remember.

So today, think about a birthday, a moment. Could have been any time in your life and just think, Hey, those people that moment, that cake was so delicious, those candles have been so bright. That was a pretty happy moment. And my life has been pretty full of those. And it's nice to remember them. Really nice, Tom. Thank you. I thought of sort of pulled out my arse in the end there.

Yeah, you know, you did. You did. And in that way, so different from the other ones you've done. JT, could you, could you please play a song called Holy Ghost by Omar Lay? I love this song. Tom will too when he gets back to this. Guys, thank you so much. Can I say it in my way? It's a cherished thing. Different sides of the globe, different countries just spending this time with you.

Today's been a long day. And I've been up since five this morning. And actually, you know what? This has been the best hour of it. So thank you. Aw, thanks man. That was really sweet. I mean, my day's just starting. But I'm utterly certain this will be the best hour of it. So thank you. Oh, thanks, man. That's really sweet. I mean, my day is just starting. But I'm utterly certain this will be the best hour of

mine too. Thank you. I hope so. Well, unless you see some kpop people or something where you're all dizzy. Guys, can you send in emails if you're coming to the the Christmas show? Oh, also, by the way, the Christmas show will be 100% fancy dress if you want a fancy dress. Come in your favorite character from Christmas books or

also from films stuff. Yeah, whatever Christmas just Christmas you don't have to. So it's Christmas guys. Okay. Yeah. All right. Thank you. Thanks so much for listening. We'll see you next time bye bye You're not dead, like that, but you keep me in danger. But it's like this. You're my true love, my mommy, what's that? You make me happy. If you have a problem, opinion, feedback or anything at all, please email us at wolfalpod.gmail.com. That's wolfalpod.gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you, mainly because we don't have any content ideas. Thank you.