100% Eat - Everyone Listens to Nick - Taco Bell Ride Along

Episode Date: January 9, 2025

Our Heroes are headed to Taco Bell to place their order in person with big Taco Bell ipads but what are they ordering exactly? Nick will tell you and you will listen to him and that's what we're getting. Nobody lives at the office. Don't worry about that part. This is a looooooong one because we're waiting for our food. Everything is discussed and there's just a lot of hanging out. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

But there's a clap. There's a clap for me. I'm for later. What have you been doing here? I mean this is where we work. This is where we work. This is where we work. What I said is this is where we work. Michael misheard me. Michael got too much sleep last night. You didn't hear Eric say, it doesn't matter We don't record this part. This is where we live. Oh! And I said, this is where we work. I'm sorry, what happened?

No, Michael misheard me. Is this where you've been living? Did you ask what happened? We? No, no, no. Did you ask him what happened? Did you ask him what happened? Merry Christmas. We've all been celebrating the holidays. Eric's gonna make a video about how it's here. We've all been celebrating the holidays at home. He's really living here.

We've all been celebrating the holidays at home. Both of our homes. We've been. We've been. Home is where the heart is, really. Have you been going bumping the night? Was that you? Because I've been vacationing there.

Oh. I keep hearing banging around in the cabinets. You think it's hard to get up in the rafters. It's not, and it holds so much more weight than you think. I did think it was strange that Eric was always the first one there. Yeah, I didn't think that was strange. Yeah.

He was the first one there. He's like, gotta get there early so I can stress. Yeah. I'm like, ugh. What's happening? Nothing yet. No, what's happening? Nothing yet. No, that's pretty accurate. That's actually dead on.

We should go back to Busty's. We need to go to Sauc. I almost went there the other day. Did you really? Yeah. One wheeling or in car? No, in car. OK.

But it was like, it was like I was going to meet Lindsay at home, but it was like 20 minutes. And I was torn because I'm like, ugh, like I could pop in, get some of them onion wedges and then go home. And I, and I debated on it for like a good five minutes, thus lowering my window to like 15 minutes. Then I finally decided I'm doing it.

I went in there and the parking lot had 47,000 cars. Nevermind. I was like, ah, nevermind. Like it was, you know, when we went, I was like, wow, this is really chill. I went at like 6, 630 or something. And I was like, oh my god. Oh, wow.

They were pulling that every spot was taken, and then people would just go, let's go park here. Yeah. Like, you know, and they just park on the side of a parking lot. Oh, sure. This counts. They're making their own.

Yeah. Yeah, it was that level. And I went, I don't think the service will be fast. No. Well, what'd you think? Well, you know, at least they're doing well. Oh, yeah, it was that level and I went I don't think the service will be fast. No Well, well, you know at least they're doing well. No. Yeah, I was happy. That's good I was like, I'd love to come back here. Not at this time. Yeah, no tater. Oh well But today Taco Bell today Taco Bell Taco Bell they have onion wedges. They've dropped their bells You know some chicken nuggets. Yeah the There was a debate in the text chain

on what we were going to eat, but it's turned into, we're going back to Taco Bell. Did you think that? I'm the debate? Yeah, I thought you were having a healthy debate. I thought it was a debate. There were no feelings, only facts. I felt like I-

I mean, there was definitely some things pointed out. I felt like I never know what we're doing ahead of time because I just take it out of my mind and don't think about it. And I went, oh, hey, this looks dumb. And we were like, oh know what we're doing. Uh-huh ahead of time. Yeah, I just Right take it out of my mind. Yeah, I think about it and I went oh, hey this looks dumb and we're like Oh, we could do that and Jordans like I thought we were doing Taco Bell and I went Oh, yeah, let's do that. There you go. See and here we are. This has become the year of Taco Bell Yeah, because they've had their road man. Eric had to jump in and break us up like guys stop fighting. Yeah Stop debating. I'm debating. I'm stressed. Stop agreeing. Oh okay.

All right. Fuck yourself in your face. He's got information resources for you. What did he say? Did you see what Musk said to that guy online? Yeah yeah go fuck your full face or fuck yourself in your face. Yeah something like that. That's the president.

Fully fuck your face and then also the guy he said it to, like I don't know if he replied to him or quote tweeted and he was like, just to be clear, I have a lot of respect for Elon Musk. I'm like his biggest fan in the world. But also fuck him. But also fuck that guy. Oh, but me get fucked.

Oh yeah, me get fucked, me cool, that's cool. If you're cool, you fuck, you go. He was like, I have a thing to say. Fully go fuck yourself. I love you. You don't even have to. Yeah, there you go. I didn't get it.

Stop, sorry, I love you. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. I love you. Yeah. This might be dated by the time this comes out. But for sure. There's that whole thing where he was like, pretending to be someone else. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was like, did you not see that? Yeah. One of his, he talked on one of his birds. Yeah. Oh, he used on one of his burners. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. He used like a very bad voice modulator and didn't change how he spoke.

And it was like, this is clearly him. Do you want to do the- That's pretty cool. Yeah. He's very secure. Do you want to do the, Nick says, I'm guessing it's the combo with nacho fries. Why wouldn't we do the deluxe? This is in a drink.

When he asks, when he asks. Nacho tries in a drink. When he asks, the, oh, it's, yeah. I mean, they're gonna go with what I say, it's okay. They have to go with what he says. In how many episodes? Yeah, that makes it more likely for us to not go with what he was saying.

Hey, happy new year. Oh my god. Anyway, do you want the combo? But yeah, as a treat. Maybe we can do what Nick wants. Yeah. New year, new Nick. Foundering your same me.

Yeah. They have a thing. I did the meeting yesterday the day before. I don't remember what are the questions or the answers. I was like, talk about a bar, a bar, a bar. And it's just a lot of freaking out about. OK, so yeah. So this gets us five piece.

Yeah, taco, a chalupa, fries. Damn, hell yeah. Oh, that's a lot. Hell of a meal. I didn't know that was all there. What are these sauces? Hello. Well, it's good that they throw in something else

in case the chicken nuggets are bad for some reason. Choose your nuggets. Some strange stuff. Well, then I go to swap and then I just choose my own. I'll let Nick choose mine. It's already chosen. Which one did you pick? I didn't pick any.

You go in here and you go to sauces and then there's the... There's the thing. We have to get, with the thing you're only gonna get one, we definitely have to get extra sauce. So we're gonna get these three. These are the famous. We are.

We're gonna get all of them. No, no, no, but these are new sauces. Yeah, they are. They're new. They're with the chicken. Taco's fine. Chalupa Supreme is fine. Nacho Fries are fine.

This is all fine. You think they'll have Baja Blast this time? No. Why don't we like, oh for three, I'm getting Baja Blast. I chose Baja Blast. Do three. Oh, I was gonna say do three.

Three what? I don't want Baja Blast. I was gonna like, add mine, but make it different. You just make it three and then I'll swoop in. Okay, so you have to- He'll take over the controls. You have to do nothing else. Jesus will take the wheel. This is the most in. Okay, so you have to do nothing else. He'll take over the controls. You have to do nothing else. Jesus will take the wheel.

This is the most popular. Yeah, yeah. But there's lots of most popular. Agree with me. Yeah. He did. Good, thank God. Is this what it's like?

Yeah. What, to be him? Yes. No, I'm not that active in this year usually. Yes, okay. You should start whispering in Michael's ear. Oh, there's a jalapeno one, did you see that? Okay, he's doing it.

I just want chicken. He likes it. He likes what I said. I like what you're doing. What I'm doing is what I said. You said what? Raggy? And also, also, best sauce.

Nice. Oh, nice, that's the butch. What was that voice? He turned into the Green Goblin. No, I was looking for her. Who, me? Yeah, I wanted to see if I was looking for her or not. Didn't see it.

That was nice. Cool, let's go. You're killing me. Do they have the other sauces? Stop running from who you truly are. Select the sauce. Revesse. Side drink bowls. Oh, here we go.

There they are. Two per custom. Oh, you're gonna only get two. Oh, it is only two per custom. Have to share. There should be a lot. You can have it. I don't think they have it.

They've been running out of these sauces. Because you can get them separately. People not getting the chicken nuggets. They're just getting the sauce. I think we're good then. So we only get two out of the three sauces. Okay, I think we're good. Check out. Instant zero. Only had two out of three sauces. Zero stars. Still five stars

Yeah get wet and wild So I'm talking about That's what he's talking about he's talking and he's talking about it now. I'm always talking about You are always talking do you think do you think like when he's behaving himself at home and not doing this, like on days like yesterday, he's like, ah, tomorrow. I get to, oh yeah, dude. I was building up. I was twitchy, you know what I mean? We didn't record last week, you know, we took a week off.

That's what I'm saying. He's just like, ah, plus the Christmas scenes. It was a rough Christmas, dude. How was your birthday? How was your birthday? It was fun, it was cool. We took R2 to see his first movie in the theater. Oh yeah? Was it Sonic 2? Nice. Yeah, yeah was cool. We took Archie to see his first movie in the theater. Oh yeah?

Was it Sonic? Nice. He liked it. Not a great movie. Not a great movie. For a second I thought you said Ghost Rock 2. No, the music sucked ass. And the story was just like, here's this bad guy.

Oh wait, not a bad guy. Well did you know that it was, when they were making it, it was a series. And then they went, fuck it, movie. But didn't change the plot, I don't think. They kind of just condensed it. It definitely felt like, I don't know how many, fuck it, movie. But didn't change the plot, I don't think. I didn't rework it. They kind of just condensed it. It definitely felt like- It was supposed to be,

I don't know how many, but a season. It definitely felt like each thing was episodic. Like her making the decision a bit in the- Dude, coolest character in the movie, that Bat Lady. Yeah, the Bat Lady. Hey, she's the villain we think. Then you show up, no I'm not. Never see her again in the rest of the film.

She's like, hey, will you free me? And then, hey, I guess we did. Boy, Did you think they were gonna show her at the end? Yeah, when they beat they freed her and I was like and then she oh no, okay She's just gone. Well shit. Maybe it was in the series. Um, yeah also like man Is it the music one just even if it was a movie don't have the manual to yeah, it's TV show Yeah, it's clear like TV music. Oh, yeah, it was just so like Not just it never felt big It never felt like whoa, this is like a score for a Disney like at least between frozen and frozen to like some of those

Songs you're like, oh, this is yeah, this is supposed to be the let it go Yeah song and this works here the big number that they had a lot of time to work on and they didn't it did not feel Like it it is It is funny to see kind of the conversation about Lin-Manuel being missed in a Disney movie now. It's like, you know, we all just kind of got sick of him, but he was pretty good. It's also like, again, I think because it was a TV show, it's not even just him, like it never reached that,

it's like comparing like a, you know, again, like a TV show to a movie where you're like, it just doesn't have that oomph. Even it was somebody else, like, and you could really tell the one or two times they like remixed the like original song. Oh, the main thing. But it had all the oomph because it already existed. And you're like, this is a song.

This is a song. Yeah. I haven't seen it, but. Right? Yeah, I just didn't want to stand by the. Oh no, I'm looking for. Yeah. I haven't seen it, but. Right? I just didn't want to stand by the. Oh no, I'm blocking it. Yeah. We're doing everyone who comes here.

I'm trying to protect the sauces, dude. I tried another transaction and maybe you can get. If you can get another sauce. I finally tried the Buffalo chicken pizza that they have at Alamo. Pretty good. Little onion. Buffalo, aren't you? Finally. Well, he's been waiting. Pretty good. Little oniony. Buffalo chicken, fine.

Fine, fine. Well, he's been waiting. Well, I've been waiting. I never found a good excuse for it. Never. Moana 2 was the reason he needed. You know what was a really good movie? Sonic 3.

Oh, really? I haven't seen it yet. I like the second one. It's probably the best one. Really? Yeah. And we were talking about going to see it. And I was like, this movie's pretty goddamn good.

But if you liked the first two, it's probably the best one. First one was fun. Second one's good. I've seen somehow both of the other ones. Jim Carrey's the most Jim Carrey in this one. Oh, really? Real entertaining. Oh, that's cool.

But he's two times, right? We gotta go see it with Cole in 4DX or whatever. He plays two characters, which is just Jim Carrey playing off of Jim Carrey. Jesus Christ. Almost the entire film. Oh, I didn't see that, yeah. Oh my God.

It's pretty goddamn entertaining. That's a lot. If you had told a young- But you know what? He can handle it. Oh yeah, absolutely. A younger version of ourselves that they'll make a Sonic movie

and Jim Carrey will be Dr. Robotnik. It's just so funny. How weird would you be? Because I just watched- He's not supposed to be thin. I just watched Elf like the day before I went and watched other Chris and movies. I'm like, it's the exact same character.

It's just Jim Carrey going full Jim Carrey. You're like, you're a guy in a costume. So it's like, what are we doing here? It's like weird faces, weird movements. You meant the Grinch then, right? Yeah, what did I say? You said Elf. I did watch Elf all season.

I'm sorry. I thought you were going to compare him to Wolf Terrier. No, no, sorry. I watched Elf, I watched the Grinch. I thought you were gonna compare them to a World Cup. No, no, sorry. I watched El, I watched The Grinch. I watched- Grinch, Jim Carrey. I watched The Santa Clause. Those are classics.

Oh, The Santa Clause. I watch those every year. They're still good. The Santa Clause is a pretty good movie. There was many. Little, little- Then he played The Grinch, I would say, in the last week, five times.

Oh my God. Too much. Is there a very long movie? No, no, I'm thinking of the cartoon. The Grinch movie is long. But it was like one watch, one put it on the TV. Yeah, you have it on the background. No, no, no, fuck the new one. No, it's terrible. No, Jim Carrey. No, I was asking him. I forgot that they made one with Benedict Cumberbatch. My question is why? It's terrible.

Benedict Cumberbatch. Benedict Cumberbatch. My question is why? It's terrible. I'm sorry? No, we're just waiting now. Okay. I forgot that they made that. I know, it's so forgettable.

It was on, I was living through the channels, by which I mean on YouTube TV, scrolling through, seeing what was on. And it was on there and I was like- Watching ads. I was like- I was like, Marshall ads in commercials. Yeah. It was like very different.

Let's see how this is. I watched it for maybe a minute and was like, this is just worse in every way. They just found a way to extend it further and further for some reason. Yeah, it's like- It's so long. It ended, there was a scene with the Grinch

and then it went to some B plot with the little Whoville kids doing something like- Oh I guess. Cool my favorite stuff. Yeah and I was just like where's Cindy? Get out of here. So Benedict Cumberbatch you take away like the accent and it's just sort of like who like what's up with this fucking guy? What does that mean? I don't know there's just something about it. He doesn't actually have a charm. He's an American. Yeah I mean, yeah. I mean, he doesn't like the cut of his jib. I mean, he's Dr. Strange, right? That's him?

Yeah. Yeah. And he speaks with the American actor. And he's pretty, uh... But that's just him. But that's him pretending to be Tony Stark right there. And Sherlock. Yeah, he's a doctor. That's what he broke out with, was Sherlock.

Is he not Dr. Who? No. No. Oh, he was Sherlock. He was Sherlock. Okay. They are different. It's Dr. Who adjacent. It is Dr. Who adjacent. It Oh, he was Sherlock. He was Sherlock. Okay. They are different. It's Doctor Who with Jason. It is Doctor Who with Jason.

It was like the same guy who was doing Doctor Who. I think that's why maybe I thought he was Doctor Who. And Bill Bowes. I think you're confusing. It's Sherlock, Doctor Who, Doctor Strange. Doctor Strange. Doctor Strangelock. The first two things are British.

The third one is American. Doctor Who? Doctor Strange Who is in the Grinch thing. Oh! Great. The Grinch kills them before the movie starts, so they just allude to them the whole time. It's one of the ultimate universes. It doesn't bode well for the Order having gone through and they're like, are you going

to order something? It bodes perfectly well. What the fuck are you doing here? I'm voting at the top of the wave right now. Sounds like no one else here. The wave is about to crest. That's fine. There's no one at this Taco Bell.

It was, there are a lot of people here when we first showed up. They all got their food in left. They got Chive Keatsy on. Oh. Hey, keep calm and Chive on. Damn, what year is it, man? It's almost 2025. Finally, I can Chive at chive on. Damn, what year is it, man? Is it almost 2025?

Finally, I can chive at the Taco Bell. That guy barely got there before. Dude, big chive head over here. I love Bill Murray. Big chive head. Yeah, I love Bill Murray. Love the chive. I had to run a radio remote at a Taco Bell once.

So you just had to come in and like- Were you just outside the Taco Bell? No, inside, in the middle, and they ran- What? Yeah, dude, like at a you just outside the Taco Bell? No, inside, in the middle, and they ran- What? Yeah, dude, like at a table like that, like a high booth, and I was just running cables and stuff, and it was for like one of our Hispanic stations too. Okay.

And they were there to talk about soccer. Okay. Like some big football match. Inside the Taco Bell? Inside the Taco Bell. Dude, Taco Bell and soccer, they go together like Taco Bell and soccer. They go together like Taco Bell and track TV.

It was crazy. I can't believe you did a remote inside the Taco Bell. That's just like a surreal moment. Goal. Oh yeah. That's good. You can do a remote here. Yeah, you know what?

We should do a live. Jesus. First we do Spyro out. We dole Bell. I have thought about that so many times since you brought it up, I don't think it's a bad idea. I think we should do it. Yeah, I think maybe we should do it.

Oh, we could charge a free, I mean, wink. This guy. He's already trying to make a fortune off it. First of all, what are you doing? What are you doing? Second of all, no we can't. Why not? I mean you could, you just wouldn't, nobody would buy it.

None of our fans live here. I'm checking the back of my head. We can fly too. Yeah. And then we'll go back to our house and report it. Well his house. Well you guys lived there too right? Yeah.

Oh boy, roommates. Yeah. Michael just dropped his sunglasses. Well I didn't. They fell off my head. In a dramatic st sunglasses. Well I didn't. They fell off my head in a dramatic stomp as I leaned over and blasted. It was a dramatic stomp. I can relate.

Yes. That's cool, you're just like Nick. Look, your shades. No, he's just like me. Your mom. Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah, don't forget. Just in case you had, don't forget.

Do you have a place to stay? Why didn't you visit her in the holidays? Yeah. This guy's a mess. Did you do anything for your birthday or was it just your kid's birthday? It was me. He got to see Moana too.

Yeah, I got to see Moana too. Well he finally ate that pizza. That was perfect. I'm going to the Spurs game this weekend. Are you really? Oh, fuck yeah. Who are they playing? Don't remember.

Oh, cool. It's not one of the Austin ones, is it? No, it's the San Antonio one. They keep hovering around 500. As soon as they get above, I'll look it up again. Yeah, yeah. You're not all in it and then hit purchase, right? Not delete.

No, I hit delete. Oh, okay. Yeah. I scanned the card and I hit delete. Oh, okay. Yeah. I scanned the card and I hit delete. Oh, okay, cool. Yeah. So you got charged without any upside. No, nothing was charged.

It's not what you want. But the card is also deleted now. Yeah. So I might wanna get on the phone. I deactivated the account. Yeah. Isn't that what you wanted? What drink did you go with?

Do, do, do, do, do. A Mountain Dew. Ooh, classic. Just regular. So classic. Regular minutes of sleep. What drink did you go with? Do do do do do, a Mountain Dew. Ooh, classic. Just regular. So classic. Regular Dew. Yep. None of that Baja stuff. A lot of Baja. Hey, hey, they'll be right back.

That was, we hung out with Cole, who's visiting from Japan. And apparently the thing, his currency for like, or the thing he misses the most and will trade anything for is a Baja Blast. I think he said something about his mom and family visiting and they brought 12 Baja Blasts for him. Oh nice.

And then when he ran out of those, he was coming to America for work and then he got more Baja Blasts and took them home. He had a 12 pack. You have to like, how do you fly with that? You put that in your- I'm not sure how it worked. I'll be asking too many questions.

Yeah, cause you can't bring liquid. No, so they did that, they got him a 12 pack and then he had one every week until he could come back to the US when he was here for like a work trip. Oh, so he timed out and then got more? And then he bought more and then did it again. That's smart.

Yep. I like the idea of going, I wish I could have a Baja Blast looking at 11 bottles. I can't. I have to wait till next week. Looking at 11 Baja Blasts going, I can't have one. Not until Monday.

I also like the idea of him pouring it into two ounce bottles to siphon off. Oh yeah, do it a day, two ounces a day or something. I just never fully enjoy it. It's already flat. He probably has like, at least like a scheduled like, on this week though, I'm drinking it all Friday, like Friday and Saturday.

Not because I'm not conserving anything. This is my treat. I'm gonna drink the whole thing, two days. This is my treat. It sounds fun. He wakes up, I look at him for one day. He's like, oh man, I drank too much last night. Oh my God, oh my God, I drank all the Baja Blast.

No. This is for Eric? No, that was six weeks of Baja Blast. Okay, hang on, something might be happening. Yeah, uh-oh. Is there a mic you guys need? I don't see. Well, I'll let them.

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I don't see. I don't see. I don't see. I don't see. I don't see. I don't see. Three large drinks, one medium drink. Who got the medium? I did. Did you get the medium? I did. Oh, I guess because the combos are larger. Thank you. Yeah, I don't know. I just got a medium, that's all.

I don't need a large one. No, I did get it. But I will fill it up. See, there you go. If I drink all of it, yeah, stop me. Somebody stop me. Somebody please. That's not Mountain Dew.

Oops. Another green thing threw me off. Stop me somebody stop me. That's not Mountain Dew Another green thing threw me off I was looking right at the Mountain Dew and then I pressed the starry. What is this? Starry lemon lime. Oh, what is this? Sierra Nost Or that's the tick tock rumor anyway I mean we're learning things on the top now. Yeah It's not a rumor, anyway. I mean- We're learning things on the talk now. Yeah. It's not a rumor.

That is what happened. Throw that shade, Jordan. Yeah. The rumor is that they did it because of some like adult content creator, but that is not why. Excellent, it's not mixed very well. What is Dole Lemonade Strawberry Pizz?

I don't know, but Nick is hoping he can find a time to finally try it. Yeah, I've been looking for an excuse. I guess these are extra large cups. No, they're large. Nick, come here. Get an extra large lid. Cover me. Weird block.

I'll get you. I'll get you the bag. Block me. Block me. Block me. Did you get straws? Did you get napkins? It's not me.

No. I didn't say a word.s? Did you get napkins? No. I didn't say a word. There's a bajillion napkins in there. Your eyes could have. I've spoken a thousand times. I'm standing. Just gonna grab a lid. It's not me.

That saw's nice. Good. Just stop standing there. So I just throw a handful. Good. It's a good thing we came in and didn't try the drive-through. I don't know why the hell we came in.

Yeah. Unless we like ordered it in advance, I guess. We did. It's a good thing we came in and didn't try the drive through I don't know why the hell we came in yeah Unless we'd like ordered it in advance. I guess we did except when we got kind of thank you Well pick me up you got to pick take a picture well we got the one inside well That's yeah, yeah, we got anything but sure no you good. We got it. We got day inside once or damn, dude We're ahead of schedule. Yep No, hang on you almost fucking fell in the traffic Well, you were getting into the driver's seat of the car there were cars driving behind your car No, no, you weren't fucking fool. You learned from his jaywalking like a dummy. You were walking in the street I know I'm sitting down. I was like he's gonna get killed

That's why I'm rolling someone give me a clay up. Thank you was scared. I just didn't want him to get hurt I know that's what he wanted. No, we all feel the same way. It's that motherly instinct. Yep, the maternal instinct The maternal instinct. Ah! What the fuck? Get a shot of that grackle. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, it's a bird. It's a grackle.

It's not just a bird. It's so much more. It's the 100% bird. It's not just a bird, it's a grackle. Yeah, the one bird. Yeah, the... We don't have singles, we just got that. It's not just a grackle, it's a way of life.

Yeah. That Taco Bell was... Weird. Empty and busy. Yeah. Huh. It's everyone coming in to pick up, uh, weird. Empty and busy. Yeah. Huh. It's everyone coming in to pick up their orders, yeah. Hey, you idiots ordering something?

Yeah, that was a little worrisome, honestly. Hey, what the fuck are you doing here? You guys need to order or are you just hanging out? But imagine she's worked here for some amount of time and the number of times she needs to ask that to a group of people not looking here, so and they go oh, yeah We are so fucking right probably 100% right. I'm gonna go ahead and she's just assumed that she's used to that kind of behavior Yeah, standing around. I just assumed you were just like oh, we were doing dipshit Oh, you you were at the counter and computer scare us, so we just got a scale over here until you talked at us

We're we're led heights we don't So we just got to stay over here until you talked at us. We're Luddites. We don't use the technology. Has food now? How do I make that happen? Do you do it? She got tricked. We were standing two feet away from the screens

instead of right in front of the screens. We really threw him for a loop. That place was, I can't believe how empty it was inside. It's like lunchtime. Yeah. Just nothing inside. Yeah. Crazy. There were a handful of people there,

but they all got their food and left. Yeah. But it's like, we're in like pseudo holiday. That's true. Oh, that is true. Yeah, we're in. There's a lot of people that are off. And it's called Crimbo Limbo.

We're at the weekend, right? Yeah. New Year's Eve. New Year's is tomorrow, or New Year's Eve is tomorrow. So like, it's like, it's like, it's like? There's a lot of people that are off. It's called Crimbo limbo. At the weekend, right? Cause New Year's is tomorrow. Or New Year's is tomorrow. So like... It is, you're right.

There's less humans out on the streets today. It's definitely true. There were a lot less cars when I was driving the office today. I was gonna say, I went out yesterday up to the targeted like great hills and there was nobody on the road. It felt like the Super Bowl was going on.

Yeah. That's the only other time I noticed like no traffic. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Unless there's a blowout. Back when I lived in California, I went to Disneyland on the day of the Super Bowl. Oh, so easy to get down there. That's pretty cool. Oh, yeah. Nobody was there. That's a great idea.

Yeah, it worked out perfectly. Dang. Ding, ding, ding. Ding, dang. Ding, dong. Dang. The little smile, you couldn't see it on camera. The little smile that Michael had after he did it. It was no teeth, it was just.

Do you think anyone will be at Busty's during the Super Bowl? Do you think that would be a good time to go to Busty's? I'm not kidding you, there had to be 40 cars in the parking lot. Damn, that's the tiniest parking lot. I can picture it, yeah. Full and parking. I've seen it packed in.

And I was like, damn. It's not a huge parking lot. No, it's not. They knocked out a lot of the parking for the awning space outside. Yeah. And- Oh, that's right, there was parking.

Yeah. But I just don't know where else you park at Sonic and walk over. I don't think, is that allowed? No! You park over here at the coin laundry and cross this horrible street. The problem with parking at Sonic is it's a little obvious when you're in the ordering store. Yeah. Sir, push the button when you're ready. I'm not ready! Just keep running out every 15 minutes. Yeah, yeah. I'm not ready. I'll be right back. I'm almost, I'm thinking. The thing that we were going to get

if we weren't doing Taco Bell today was the Paris and Nicole drinks at Sonic. Imagine making an episode of that. But they also have- Jordan, I can. A smash, like a smash queso burger. Yeah, definitely. They also have a smash queso burger

and a sugar cookie cream Dr. Pepper. Yeah, they've been pushing that queso burger for a while. That's old news. And a sugar cookie cream Dr. Pepper Why I said Nicole thing just popped up yes on my feed yeah It was like 15 20 years and they're just shoving the case of bird. No, it's right on time I think man those burgers are fucking terrible there. They they oh, yeah, it just had a burger so bad Yeah, it just has to suck. What were you saying, Jordan? Nick was saying that like the Nicole and Richie thing. Nicole and Richie. Nicole and Richie.

Nicole and Richie. Nicole and Paris thing is like 20 years too late and I said I think it's right on time. Because everyone's trying to. For simple life and everything? Everyone's trying to hammer. Also. Mind the nostalgia for that.

And legislation is hot. That's hot. That's hot. That's hot. That's hot. Mm-hmm. It's hot. Mm-hmm. Hey, don't just drive. Dance.

Don't stick to driving, please. That's what that says. I thought Nick, I didn't see, I didn't read these words right in front of me. That's my new- I thought it was just Nick giving me an instruction. Right. Dance fucker. And I saw the thing in front of it, ignored it,

and asked you kindly to keep driving and not start dancing. Also, if Nick sees words like a billboard, he's so excited to let you know that he saw it. Icing on the cake. There's no way that's showing up because we're right next to the office. If we ever pull up behind a vehicle that says dance and gasp, we're screwed.

Oh no. Don't just dance, gasp. I almost gasped, but I won't because Eric is driving. Good job, man. Oh, listen. Thanks for announcing it to everyone. Listen, control yourself. I just wanted to.

Thanks for not doing a fucking crazy thing that no one does. What do you mean? I gasp all the time. Yeah, I know. But I'm not no one. He can't stop. I gasp all the time. Yeah, I know He can't stop someone. Hey guys, you know when I left the office I locked up behind us and I didn't smear shit all over the job. Did you did you want to? Restrain myself All right, we're home this is like All right, we're home. This is like the-

Oh, we're home. Yeah, we're home. Hey, make sure you bring in your backpacks, your book bags, your lunches, thermoses. That's what happens every time I go home. Oh, I do it to my wife. Go back, where's your backpack? Hey, did you get everything?

Where is it? Do you need a hand? There's two levels. There's the- Yeah, we're good. No, I didn't. And then there's the, yeah. Which is a lie. What is that?

Oh, I didn't see that. You didn't see your backpack in the back seat? When you hear it, you know, oh, it's a lie. Yeah, also I'm looking at you and you don't have it. There's a 100% confidence it's wrong. All right, cool. Walk in, make sure you put your shoes in the closet and they're in the middle of the kitchen floor.

Where do you keep your shoes when you stay here? My shoes are on oh we should let it be cold. Yeah, let it be I'm not making it fucking hot That's how this whole thing started you take one of these from the crook of my arm, please yes, he could Thank you won't mm-hmm excellent. There's any will Well whose keys are on the table Can you get one of these from the crook on my arm, please? Yes. He could, but he won't. Mm-hmm. I'll take that. Excellent. Do as he will. Whoa, whose keys are on the table? Ah! Oh, they're in the way.

Okay. Big keys. Those are small. Wow, you really did. Oh yeah, so, so. Oh my God. Nick was standing there. Yeah, just fucking piled them in there.

Nick was standing there right after he got the bag of food and he was near the sauce station. And I just went, I went, hey, hey. He was like this. I went, I went, hey, was like this I went hey hey block me block me and he literally like shielded his back to the to the woman at the gas register and I just grabbed like five sauces as that was happening I walked I walked up because I need them like I'm doing you napkins or whatever and Nick just looked at me and he

went it's not me it's not me it wasn't me I didn't do it I just want you to know in advance yeah it's not me but I said I do it. I just want you to know in advance. Yeah. It's not me. But I said, I know. Eric didn't know what it was. The whole time you were explaining the sauce thing, by the way, I was holding the sauces up. He was filming you. And you were talking.

And then it was me and Jordan looking at each other going, yeah, I turned around. Yeah. But he was also showing what we physically did. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, yeah. Yeah.

This is what we did. I'm right here. Oh, what's that? Oh my God. Okay. Yeah. Hey, yeah. Yeah. This is what we did. I'm right here. Oh, what's that? Oh my God. Okay. Ready for the reveal? Oh, chicken nuggets. It kind of smells weird.

It's Tug of Bell, dude. Let's see how shitty it looks. Wow. They're all different colors. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. They are all different colors. Hey, that's interesting. Wait, hang on.

Reopen that. We got six. Oh, we win. We win. Whoa. All right. hang on, reopen that. He got six. Oh! We win! Whoa! Whoa! All right. Monkey money, monkey money.

That's monkey money. That actually is, because we didn't goddamn pay for that. We're playing with monkey money. All right, who wants six? This is like how long his ride-along since the- He does, he does, ah! It's taco cabana. It's monkey money.

Hey, what'd you think we were getting? I got it, I'll kill you! No, no, it was the, hey, this was the Jordan when Eric was looking at it, he went, hey, should we get this? Yeah! And then he went. And he was happy.

This one also has six, but look at the size of them. Baby. They're like way smaller than the other one. Hey, gum style, you never know. Life is like a box of Taco Bell chicken nuggets. So we got the sauces. Yeah, we did. Fries, fries!

Ooh, fries. Okay. Ooh, and cheese sauce. Okay. Goodness gracious. End this so we can eat this stuff. Yeah, yeah. Somebody free me.

Look, slob food. Free me. Bye.