100% Eat - FINALLY! %% Knott's Berry Farm Boysenberry Fest

Episode Date: April 15, 2025

Our Heroes had the deck stacked against them. They said it couldn't be done. We FINALLY go to the Boysenberry Fest at Knott's Berry farm and taste test the whole. damn. thing. In this episode, we'll break down how the day went, what we ate, our impressions of the overall festival, and the struggles to finally make this trip happen. A JAM PACKED ep for you, the bugs. Thank you for your support over the last year. This trip was because of you. This week we will also have a jumbo sized episode of the Michael, Jordan Podcast over on Patreon.com/100percenteat on Friday then a HUGE taste test video right here on YouTube on Saturday. GRAB YOUR BOYSENBERRY SHIRT! https://100percenteat.store Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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alongside my co-host, Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you? I'm confused. Why? What fast food restaurant did we go to today? We went to a whole magical world of Knott's Berry Farm during Boysenberry Fest. We finally made it.

Are you telling me we finally made it to Knott's Berry Farm? We finally made it. you telling me we finally made it finally we finally made it we are currently at the nots hotel yep adjacent of the berry farm itself we spent i don't see a lot of farms going on actually no i mean that's just the name of it you know there are so many berries a lot of berries uh the that is actually like that knots Barry farm was a farm and then they went fuck it they bulldozed Then they went they went put up Montezuma's revenge. We got through we got things to do here We got a score to set up finally made it dude. Yeah, we did it. Oh, we got on a plane today Yeah to get here to do this and we fly out at like 7 a.m. Tomorrow. Yeah That's fine, dude. I don't even fuck fuck. We were talking about how easy it is.

That's how Michael wants it. We were talking about how easy it is because we both like, we'll just wake up and leave. Yep. And there's no like, handling anyone else. Nope. Wives or children. Nope.

Or like, just stressors. Cause I was saying that like, it's like waking up and getting, like dealing with something that'll happen, something in it like a kid will be, they don't wanna go or they didn't pack their shit or whatever, you deal with that. Or everything runs smooth, but it runs smooth

because you're doing like triple duty and busting your ass to make sure it doesn't fuck. And either way, it's just the most stressful, like just aggravating situation. And it's just like, we're just gonna wake up and leave. Yeah. It was such a- We're both used to doing that for other people.

100%. And now we both don't have to do it. And it was saying like, when we got on the plane today, I have not spoken to him. Nope. Not that we needed to come together, but we're on the same flight, we flew at the same time. Did not talk to him until like 10 minutes before our flight.

You were like, I got bean bag in my dick. Oh my God. I was like, you're like, you're like, they bean bagged my hog. That was the first text I got from him today. And I was like, oh damn. And I was like just getting my burrito from Salt Lake. And then I was like, oh shit, that's crazy.

Anyway, I'm at the gate. And then I walked over and he said, Michael. Yeah. And I was like, oh, there that's crazy. Anyway, I'm at the gate and then I walked over and he said, Michael. And I was like, oh, there he is. And then we sat for like 10, 15 minutes and then got on the plane. That's what we're gonna do tomorrow because we were like, oh, we gotta leave this time,

blah, blah, blah. I'm like, we're talking about leave. You guys should take separate cars. Yeah, for sure. He's like, I'm thinking six the latest. And I was like, well, is he earlier? Yeah, I was like, 5.45? I'm like, I don't give a fuck.

Perfect, perfect, perfect. I'll wake up and then leave and then. Yeah, we were on, we were on the plane going from Austin to Dallas. Dallas Lovefield. And then Dallas to John Wayne in Orange County. And as we're on the first flight going to Dallas, Michael just leans over and he goes,

where are we going? What are we flying into? And it was like Orange County. Oh, I see that one. Santa Ana, that's where we're going. And he goes, Orange County. I was like, oh, that's cool. I just finished watching like the real murderers

of Orange County. I should be very familiar, so I'm good. I brought it up. Check it out. I brought it up because I mentioned this today and then I circled back to it when we were talking about having to like handle shit. And people ask me all the time,

especially when Lindsay does conventions, like all the things that I tell them, where are they going? I have no idea. And that blows their mind. What are you supposed to do? And I was like, it doesn't matter to me. They're gone and I have to handle the kids or whatever.

That's the situation. And also, I'm sorry, there's no like, I'm doing it for 12 years, 13 years, right? If it's like, oh, they're in Australia, oh, or whatever. If they're going to like Boise, I'm not like, let me tell you where they are. Like I don't care.

It has nothing to do with me, it doesn't matter. Lindsay's not gonna leave the convention. They're gonna work and then call me at the hotel, whatever. So it's like that even for myself, much like when I go, what food are we eating? As they're sitting in the car. I'm here, baby. Whether I know or not doesn't matter. Nope. So when I go, what food are we eating? As you're sitting in the car. I'm here baby, whether I know or not doesn't matter. Nope.

So when I- All we had to do was get you on that plane. See that's the thing is no one needs to get me on the plane. I needed to get a ticket, which is why you sat me down. It was like Michael, we're buying your ticket now. That was getting you. And I went, okay, and that was it. Then cut to I think it was yesterday or the day before,

I messaged you, I'm like, where's my confirmation number? And then you gave it to me and and then just gave it to you again. And that was it. So when I got to the airport today, it was surprisingly crowded in the morning, but I go in clear, and I'm waiting in line or whatever. I go over to the thing, I get up there, she's like, give me your information or whatever.

And she goes, she's like, oh, where are you heading today? And I'm like, I have no idea. California. And she goes, where are you going oh, where are you heading today? And I'm like, I have no idea. California. And she goes, where are you going? I went, I have no idea. I don't know. Knott's Berry Farm, wherever that is. She's like, oh, because I didn't recognize the code.

Yep, right. What is it? SNA. SNA. SNA, no idea what that is. I don't think I've ever flown into the airport before. It's SNA. Yeah, and I went, couldn't tell you. And she was like, oh, I'm like, still didn't. And then I didn't, I wasn't like, you know, I should know. I went couldn't tell you yep, and she was like oh, I'm like still did and then I didn't

I wasn't like you know I should know I went oh Where am I going date fucking 15? Yeah, I think that's what I'm going so I found out on the plane. Yep Oh, oh, oh, oh Yeah, yeah Go girl and tomorrow wake up Yeah, we have a direct flight tomorrow. Direct flight, so nice. I'm very excited. Why are there no direct flights from Austin?

That's what I said. To, I don't know. Would've been easier. We all took different airports. Yeah, it was, everything was, we all staggered out. We got out of Long Beach. Yeah, just wacky stuff, but I got pulled into secondary. I have TSA pre.

And I went through the metal detector. Don't have TSA post though. I'm gonna see what he says after he tells his story. I have TSA pre, so I go through the metal detector and it beeps. And I'm like, oh, I don't have anything. Oh, maybe it's my glasses. And she went, oh, no, no, no. You just got selected for random screening.

And I went, oh, okay. So I stood off to the side. And then I waited for two or three minutes and a guy came up and he started putting on gloves. And then he's like, have you walked me through or whatever. And he's like, just so you know, I'm gonna be touching your hips, your front, your legs.

Dude, it was like, with the back of my hands, with gentle pressure. There's a lot of stuff. Yeah, blah, blah, blah, whatever. And I just went, okay. Gentle pressure. Dude, it might as well have been watching Creed 2. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, like, hey, you have my flight number. Also, what airline is it? And then you're like, things emailed, it's this code. I was like, and you go, check in tomorrow. I was like, cool.

Then you sent me a picture of you doing a wrestling thing. And then I replied with a picture of a cork board over a urinal at a bar. Cause that's what I was doing Saturday night. No, I didn't have any stickers on me. That was Saturday night. I threw one up in Empire control room. Oh, nice.

At the urinal, yeah. Cut to today. 5.33 AM. There's a day and a. Oh, yeah. Yeah cut you today 533 a.m. There's a day and a half later 533 got my hog cranked and beat down in secondary screening Although it's 530 here. Yeah My hog cranked and beat down in secondary screening and then I replied, hell yeah. Just got to the gate. And then I saw, and then I turned around and I was like, there's Michael. Yeah, that's it.

That was our interaction. So then my next text thing was on the flight, a poop emoji. A poop emoji is farting. Not me. It was him. Yeah, I was gonna say, that brings us to the next part of this trip.

And then I tried to send the emoji that I made, but it was too much data for the flight. It wouldn't send. It sent it to us with a different group chat. I know, I tried to send it over and over and over again on the flight, but I just had free iMessage and it wouldn't work and I wasn't gonna pay $8 to send it. As soon as we landed, I sent it.

Fucking crazy. But that was all 12 hours ago and now we're here and we're at, it was surprisingly easy though. Because it's like, this is the first thing that we've done. Yeah There was no bullshit. You guys were already here. We talked about it We went after we got done we were in the room and we just went I was telling Michael like I felt like That was a great day I had like a lot of fun all the filming and all the eating and everything was like really good

But the thing that I kept coming back to was like but like winds like the other shoe drop, what's the thing that we're forgetting to do? What's the other thing? No, no, no, no. It was the what's the thing that we owe that we haven't done that we didn't do? And then Mike were like, when is shit just gonna be like, oh, we have to step online.

Oh, we have to do two more fucking things. We have to do another photo shoot. We have to, oh, you didn't know it was the shit. They wanna take us around town for social learning. It's all that. I told him, I was like, hey, it's all good also. We have to oh, they want to take us around town. It's all that I told him I was like hey, it's all good. Also. We're gonna shoot a documentary. Yeah, and that will be 90% of the work, right? Yeah We flew in today. We leave tomorrow We're here for 24 hours to do the boys and very fast and I don't know

More time than we needed way more time like we casually strolled around the park We did a long Michael Jordan podcast really long. It's like an hour We came back here you guys went and you're like, oh we're gonna like take a little nap You take a break or whatever. We'd like bullshit for like an hour. Yeah here I went to the gym came back ate a pizza and I was like, I guess we'll do the episode and it's only nine o'clock Yep. Yeah, just that we have the luxury to like the episode and it's only nine o'clock. Yep. Yeah, just because we have the luxury to like,

if the perfect like flight existed for us to like get in here early and then get out late, like that would be great. That would have been it. I did that once just flying to Dallas. Oh hell yeah. For like, I went with Gus and Barbara for that Pizza Hut thing.

Oh yeah. Where we were like making the Rooster Teeth pizza when they had like the custom ingredients. To like the balsamic, right? I remember that. We were there for the Rooster Teeth pizza when they had like the custom ingredients. It's like the balsamic, right? I remember that. We were there for like four hours. We flew up, awesome to Dallas, did the thing, and we were done.

It was like, okay, we're going back to the airport. Hell yeah. It was like commuting on a plane. Yeah, that's awesome. It was cool. That's really cool. We had the right amount of time to do what we did today because we had five passes, five tasting passes that all had six

things each yeah and we ate or drank so much at our leisure and filmed so much content for you guys it's crazy we have this podcast we have an hour ish long Michael Jordan podcast and then we'll have a bonus just going, here's us eating, going around the boys at Merryfest. Video you can see us eating. Yeah, yeah, and it is like, and we didn't stress about shit. Not at all.

We, easy. No one was stressed out around us? No. Trying to get everything. Exactly. Which is also sometimes the thing. How many times did we do like the show? Which is our show that we're in and we know you need to do all whatever

Someone else is stressing out. We're like we just gotta do it that person doesn't exist anymore Yeah, it guys the only thing that matters is that I got I Swag yeah, we I got boys and very soon This is the one Lindsay got last year when they went and brought back for Eric. And now I got my own. But it's not even the only one. It isn't. You double snoo.

I saw somebody else with this one. I was like, I gotta find out. It's bigger and redder like Alex Jones. And you wanted this. It's a snoopy ass. You wanted, holy shit. Did you not notice it was bigger the whole time? No. Dude, he's been spreading lies about some school

This Snoopy oh Hulk snoop do I saw that I saw the Snoopy of the CVS on South Lamar Actually, you look more like this one here I saw someone walking around with this one. I was like, I gotta get this one to this one. He was a little sad. He was a little sad. He was a little sad. Oh shit. I saw someone walking around with this one and I was like, I gotta get this one too. This one was different. And it was like at one of the like the park games. It was like the water game.

I mean, I'm sure it was at a bunch. Yeah. You got a tune in the Michael Jordan podcast to see how I- Yep. How you won it. Expertly win this one. And we met a very special friend

that you can see in the thumbnail. We met a couple special friends. Yeah. Oh yeah. Of the Michael Jordan podcast. It's the thumbnail. We met a couple special friends. Oh yeah, I knew. Of the Michael Jordan podcast. It's the thumbnail for the Michael Jordan podcast. No, no, no, it's the thumbnail for the boys and girls episode, so it has to be the thumbnail. Why do you have to lie?

That's just like full of appetite. It's shady, dude. Watch the Michael Jordan podcast and watch Nick not understand what's happening. He understood. I understood. He's a rule follower. Yeah, he's agreeing with you. He's a rule follower. You were me and I was you.

It didn't make any sense. This is the thumbnail. No, we don't have a thumbnail. Eric hit like, we're done with most of the work for the day, which is funny, because usually that's the episode. Yeah. But like, most of the day was walking around filming, eating shit, which is like, you know,

like the bonus video, but that's mostly what we came for. And that took most of the day. And then, well, we had five of those cards, we had six things on the taste test thing, and it worked out perfectly. We were like, we never got two of anything. We just get one thing and I'll kind of pick at it. And then every now and then we did drink and share

and da da da da da. And so we literally ended the end of like, all right, we've eaten everything we want, we have enough footage or whatever. And we had five things left. So we got five drinks for ourselves. And that was the first drink any of us had that was just ours, right?

Not like sippin'. And so it was a combination of like, we finished that, it's done, worked out perfectly. There was no like, fuck, we need to get another card. Or there was no like, we shouldn't have bought five. You know, like, oh, we wasted the money. There was no like, fuck, we need to get another card. Or there was no like, we shouldn't have bought five. You know, like, we wasted the money. It was perfect. We kind of like ended with all the drinks

and then started the Michael Jordan podcast with the drinks. Soon as I feel like it was just like, the pressures done of that were good. And Eric had his drink, drank it all, went, boop! And threw it away. And I was like, uh-oh. He's cuttin' loose. And he got a little Nick-like,

and Nick got a little Eric-like. There has to be one. It was a little bit. It's like this weird zero-seven game where one of them is getting energetic, the other one has to get mad. I just don't know why everyone was so against me meeting with all my friends today.

I wasn't. Yeah, what's your friends' names again? Mixie and Pixie, and then Snoopy different name every time It was just Eric going like whoa, where you take a picture everyone take a picture Jordan's goes I'm not Over here and there was like And Jordan goes, I'm not, I'm good, I'll be over here. And Eric was like, no, we're all doing it, we're all, we're all. And we can tell it wasn't worth fighting with him because he was gonna cause a scene.

And the weird wolf creatures are also like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were calling you guys over and then we were like high-fiving each other and like being homies. Well, you were and then we were placating you. And then afterward I told them, thanks for doing this. Yeah.

And they were like. Then we went shopping. Yeah. Because we were like, big nod. Then we went shopping. Yeah. Cause we did pop into the Snoopy store early on. I'm like, we'll come back later. Yeah. Oh, we scoped it out. Yeah.

Yeah. And you got a cool ass hat. Love it. Snoopy hat, boom. I got this fucking awesome hoodie. It's a crazy hoodie. Dude. I saw this hoodie earlier.

It's so cool. And then you came and saw it and you were like, I love this. They go, distract. I was like, I need this. And I love that it's just like, it's just like Sleepin' Snoopy and he's all over. He's kind of like drifting through whatever he's eating.

But I love that the one in the middle here is like him like bowing to himself inside himself. In like deep prayer. Yeah, dude, I look at it and I want to say like, it's either like stay blessed up or like bless fam. It's definitely when I see him. I love this. It's like the most Christ-like Snoopy. To me, you can't see his feet,

so he's kind of just like, man, just stunted on him. Yeah. Dude, even like, the inside's crazy. I love this thing. It's crazy. It's awesome. It's great, but we had a really good time, ate a ton of food.

We'll go over some of it. I'm also blown away. How much food we ate, and I never once was like disgusted by the amount of food. We really did a good job of controlling ourselves. The closest I got was early on, I think it was with you, is because we front loaded. It's the sweets.

It's the sweets. There was one sweet spot, the bakery stop. I was like, I got it. I started getting a headache behind my eyeballs. And I feel like that prevented us from getting sweets later too. Then you went into the mines and everything was great. You came out, you came up and you're like, oh.

We went on one ride and it was a cool ride. It was a cool ride, right? It was crazy. Isn't the mine cart awesome? The mine cart ride rocks. It went on for a while. Yeah, I was shocked. I thought it'd be a little like,

doot doot doot and it'd be over. And I'm like, that was- It was like, we went outside, we went out. There was so many animatronics there. And then we went back in the mine, I was like, they're still. We went out. There was so many animatronics there. Then we went back in the mine. I was like, they're still telling us about mining. I liked that one part too, cause it was just like, it was almost like a fuck you.

Like you've been in the dark for so long. Get blinded by the sun back in the dark. And I was like, I can't see anything again. Like I spent the whole time adjusting to the dark. Yeah, cause animatronics are ugly. Yeah. Jordan was saying like, this would be a really cool ride. If it was like lit a little bit more,

you can see everything. And it's like, you shouldn't look at it too closely. Yeah, I remember like, right as we're getting cool ride if it was like lit a little bit more you can see everything And it's like you shouldn't look at the end Thanks for like pain yeah Narration is like trying to like romanticized's like, this is how the mining is done. This is how they extract the ore. This is good, honest labor. And then it's all the guys going, ugh! Like, ugh!

It was like- It was like a literal zombie at the end of the line. And it was very much just like, hey, they're mining. Ooh, they might get gold. But it very much looked like they weren't they're mine. And ooh, they might get gold. But like, it very much looked like they weren't there by choice. No, not at all. You know, like, people don't look like

they're choosing to work here. It's like shutting them to the mines. And they're like, oh! And like, they were good enough animatronics. 2025, whatever. But they weren't like shit. It was just like, they were probably state of the art at some point. and it was just like

Why they look so pain like just put a smile on their brother Make them look however you want. Yeah, we had or not. It's like no it has to be like this We also rode in the cart. There was like three other people. Yes, right? Yeah, I'm just the four of us and Holly I think there are people and we're just doing commentary the whole time. I was just trying not to curse I was not pulling back what I was saying. Yeah, and then it's like me at one point There was a guy and he's like he found a piece of gold. I was like, wow We were yucking it up. It was fun. It was great.

And there was one point where you thought you're gonna die. That was abrupt. Yeah. It's how the right ends, the mind blows up. It's kind of weird. You made it, great. It's kind of like Mr. Toad. No, but it was over like when it was going up

and like jerks and like holly holly. We all just started sliding back. Talking about the at part. That time. Yeah, that time where she was on the end, right? And you were behind her, and then you were like holding the wall after that. The end of the thing.

Oh, cause yeah, we're going up a slope and you're like, I'm sliding. I'm falling backwards. And there's like, that's the children were on that side. It's really something. Dude, yeah, there's like no restraints or anything. There's nothing. It's going up a steep incline.

You just sit down and the steep is just. And it's going, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, grimey. There was one like pause, and the junk was kind of jolt going up a steep incline. You just sit down and the steep is just. Ka-chunk, ka-chunk, ka-chunk, ka-chunk, grr, grimey. There was one like pause, like ka-chunk, which kind of jolted up a little bit. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, we might not make it up here. Start to get worried.

But yeah, then the narrative, the end was, it blew up. It blew up. They're like, you made it up just in time. Like, so everyone died in there? Everyone died, everyone's dead. There was like 50 men working in those mines. Yeah, and the mines, like getting to the mines is the only way to escape the man on the bicycle piano. Oh my god You're I don't think this guy shows up in the video. We took enough

I'll zoom in past his feet. Okay, good feed good put little stickers on it's not pull. I'll put little I just love it like this. You got the bigger room so we could do the pockets in here. Like we didn't set this up. This was like, oh my god. This is essentially how it is perfect. It's so good to shoot. Also this hotel is very nice. It's really nice. I have to give them credit. Way nicer on the inside too. Yeah. Yeah. It's not even bad on the outside. No. It looks like fine and it's like really nice on the inside. Yeah. But I was like, we'll sit in the in the corner of the couch? And then Nichols over there with the cuck and he's sitting on the bed with his legs crossed like it's even it's even more We're looking at the camera

As a camera set up on the bed, he's like, yeah, it's perfect. Good job guys toes out having fun If someone walked in they'd be like, yeah, whoa what's going on if you want to see some astro glide Put those shoelaces away we're never getting to this no But if you want to see all the mind stuff in the guy on the bicycle piano Eric hated that. Taunting an old dude. Dude, dude, dude. We need to talk about him a little bit because he doesn't show up in the video very much.

Because like- Just that one line, we talk a lot about that thing he said to that guy, but I don't know how much it comes across in the video. Right, well, it also- It was crazy. It's gonna be so loud in the background. Imagine if two old people were sitting on a bench- Well, first of all, you gotta explain this guy. Okay, Imagine if two old people were sitting on a bench.

Well, first of all, you gotta explain this guy. Okay, no, these two people are sitting on a bench and it's the oldest man you've ever seen and somebody with him and then out of nowhere on a moving piano. It's even better though, hang on, it's even better. Go back a little bit. Because the guy was bicycle pianoing for a while.

Yeah. In a spot posted up. Yeah. And there was like girls dancing there or whatever. Finally died down and he's like, time for me to leave. You already hated him at that point. Yes, and he was bicycleing around. You were trying to order food.

Could not hear a fucking word this guy was saying. Basically this guy's on a bike in the front wheel. It's like two wheels. It's like an ice cream thing almost. The handlebars have been replaced with a piano. Right. Because I watched him try to cycle. Not in keyboard. And he has to hold on. It's like it's like an ice cream. Yeah, the handlebars have been replaced with a piano, right? Like cuz I watched him try to sign not any is the whole not not it's a little bit upright It is an upright. It's like a baby great

So you're already upset or it's just an upright because he's right next to the place Yeah, ordering food from and you can't hear the guy. I can't this guy I'm just trying to order coffee and I can't fucking hear you can. We get the food, or that's right, just the coffee. We get it, we walk off, you're ranting about how much you hate him. He finally goes to leave. It's like, oh, there he goes, turns around, gets two feet and then stops.

And now it's the elderly people. Right next to the oldest man in the world. And he's got his cane, he's just sitting there and he's got those grandpa Terminator sunglasses that are just so big. And the guy on the piano goes, hey, you know any songs from the 1920s? And it's like, what the fuck are you?

He said, what's your favorite? He rolled up, he's small talking for like a second. I know you got one. Yeah. What? I got a favorite song from the 1920s but the guy either didn't have one or didn't answer. I didn't hear what he said.

And the guy was like, I'll play this one. And then we were just joking about that the rest of the time, like, hey, you little piece of shit. Hey, I think I was like, hey, did you know Jesus? We just kept making fun of the whole time. Like he just rolled up to the guy. It's like 1920s, for fuck's sake. It was just, we started playing happy birthday.

We just went, hey, you little fucker. Remember the first birthday ever? It was the song they made up for it. Remember when they came up with this? I think at one point I was like- You were there. I was like, I remember when you were born, you guys just kind of existed for a while

before you came up with the scheme to give yourself an age. You started measuring time. You remember the heat birth of the universe? And like the guy was the guy and the piano guy It wasn't an old guy, but he wasn't young No, it was a like whippersnapper the guy was early 40s or 50s like hey you old fuck You wanted to play a song for you, and then we started trying to walk away, and he starts cycling following us

Yeah, like and everyone's just like we gotta get away from this guy I have to get away from this guy. We were like right on the threshold between like the themed land. I was like, just cross here. We have to cross the barrier. We can't do it, he'll turn it dust. He'll turn it dust. That or somehow he like changes from a 1920s man

in a boater hat to like a cowboy on a horse that has a harpsichord instead of a head. That's the thing about Knott's Berry Farm is that it's themed in very weird ways. Yeah, there's the camp Snoopy. I had never been here. There's the Fiesta Village. I had no idea how western-y it was.

There's the Berry Western. The majority of it is the Old West Ghost Town area. And that's where all the Boysenberry Fest stuff was. Yeah, and a lot of it is like, and then there's Snoopy, and then, like you said, a bunch of weird shit. I'm like, it's Draco and Yux. And you're like, what the fuck is this?

Boys and Berry and girls and Berry. Dude, girls and Berry is fucking hilarious. That's so funny. That is genuinely such a funny joke. But they're wearing shit from like the 30s on their head, like little sailor hats, or like, not even sailor hats, but like little boy hats with like a tassel on it.

Like a Donald Duck hat. Yes, yes. We were saying, there's a store that I'd found last time I came where I just went, like what are all these characters? And Rocco was like, oh, there's all this like Knott's Berry farm like lore that they do outside of Snoopy. And I just went, why?

And he was like, I don't know, this is like Moxley and pixel and strongly Is the one who teaches me friend But we went to the store and these characters and it's like here's characters we don't fucking use for anything Here's boys and Barry the bear and here's a sister. Let's girls Let's not let's not forget catawampus What the most horrifying log creature? Yeah for some reason I have no idea

Holly found this art where it is like drawn with colored pencils where this thing is just eating these boys It actually like Walter knotsott's in his wife. He's like on his truck, like looking proudly, he's like, way to go, catawampus. And then we found the art in like a frame that is like a layered frame. Yeah, they did like 3D, like kind of like shadow boxing. And then it's like three spots away from Ghost Rider,

the hottest art. Dude, did you saw it? There's also, there's also always take a picture of this. I guess it's the artist, it's Skipper Nick. And it's called Bigfoot's Kitchen. And it's just, I'll send you the pictures, you can put it in there, but it's Bigfoot making a boysenberry pie.

Nick just went, that's me. And we went, that's Nini. And then I looked and I was like, Skipper Nick, and he didn't even read it. And so you can buy the digital print or the actual piece. And I was like, yo, we should get that for the office. And Nick's like, 20 bucks. I'm like, noipper Nick, and he didn't even read it. And so you can buy the digital print or the actual piece. And I was like, yo, we should get that for the office. He makes like 20 bucks, I'm like, no 200. No, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We want the original. Oh my God. And this is actually one of the more normal ones. Yes. It's like a current animation style. There was one where- Some of them are just like real weird. There was one where Moxie or Poxley was

was like taller and slender and kind of like hiding a stack of pies. Sexy, deviant art coyote. It was deviant art shit. I was like, why is this in the Knott's Berry Farm? Dude, Knott's Berry Farm. And why can I buy so many prints of it? They just have their own lore. They just have their own lore with Pixlow and Strongy.

Like they're fucking crazy. Just fucking, just too snoopy. Just too snoopy. Yeah, just too. But, but then we met my friends, Gwong, Gwong, Gwong, Gwong, Gwong, Gwong, Gwong. Gwong, Gwong, Gwong, Gwong, Gwong. You can check that out in the Michael Jordan podcast.

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Knott's Berry Farm pennions? Well, I'm gonna send a picture of this hat. I took a picture of this hat too. I didn't buy it, but I'll send it. I'm trying to fill some time here. Oh yeah, that's fine. I guess I have berry pinions. Yeah, oh, I also putting in some of the wood carvings too.

Oh cool. In case we need pictures of them. All right. Knott's Berry Farm Facts. Here we go. The Knott family arrived in Buena Park in 1920 to farm 20 acres of land. The famous Berry Stand and Mrs. Knott's Chicken Dinner Restaurant followed, attracting visitors from near and far.

In 1940, Walter began building Ghost Town as a diversion for the thousands of hungry guests lining up each day. And the rest is history. Fact taken from the Knott's Berry Farm fact sheet website. That is what it's called. What is the rest? I don't know, you know, the rest. What happened then? You know, everything important?

And then, here we are. Bloop-o. Yeah, Bloop-o and Skippy were there, and they were eating fucking pies. Yeah, where did they fall into this? Oh, I love this second fact. This is good. Okay. And this is, what is what did they fall into this? I love this second. Okay, this is good. Okay, this is this is um

What year is this? 2023 it was just 2024 24 24. I don't remember how close it was Okay We were approved to come to Knott's Berry Farm last year then got the run around for weeks Then finally we're told the company was closing suck on that Snoopy That is a fact. We sold it to a company. They were gonna sponsor it.

I forgot your fucking sunglasses. What happened? Damn you. Forgot them. I fell asleep. Thanks, Shady Rice. I wanna wear them, dude. Did they look cool?

They looked pretty cool. That's cool. All right, that's fine. I didn't try them on. I wanted you to be the first. Oh, thank you. I also forgot about them. I also forgot about them too. I wanted you to be the first. Oh, thank you. I also forgot about them.

I also forgot about them too. I kept asking him, like, where are they? He's like, I don't know. I'm like, I know, did you ask? And he's like, I don't know what to do. I don't know where they are. I was like, I'm not expecting you to have them. I'm not blaming you for not having them.

I'm just simply asking, do they know if they sent them or not? Just so I know. They did. Just so I know. And he was just like, yeah, I don't know. Beth, help. I'm like, you're my only contact here.

Did they send them at all? Hey, man, we don't know. None of us know. We got to figure out what to do about this. Yeah. Go for it. The Knot family, famous for the Boyzenberry, did not create it. Huh?

In the early 1900s, Rud Rudolph Boyzen crossed a red raspberry, Loganberry and Blackberry together. Then when no one cared, he abandoned the plants. Years later, Walter Knott found two plants in the ditch, grabbed their clippings, then grew the boysenberry we know today. All of that sounds made up, but all of it's real and we know it's real because you wouldn't proclaim

we found it in a ditch. You can make up a lie about it. That's awesome. Is that real? How does he know that it was named after boys? I have no idea. Was his name in the ditch? It was clippings of these plants.

This guy didn't fucking water. This was a- My voice is gone. I caught three wrestling shows in two days then doing this after talking all day long. No, I know. I'm just saying you sounded fine today. God damn.

This was the tipping point. Boop! Like, boom. It was all down the LF. I kept trying to warn you guys, just so you knew. I'm like, something's Eric's, he might be cutting loose. You're like, he's fine. And 30 minutes in, it was like, oh, he's cutting loose. He's fine and 30 minutes in it was like oh

This is the snoopy is is made up of the berries. Yes that oh really yeah. Yeah, these are the hybrid Yeah, these are the cool. The ditch Snoopy and then Snoopy we found in a ditch. I love that it was The rich newbie we found in a ditch. I love that it was Yeah, we found this shit in a ditch. We fucking planted it. Why I don't fucking know That's pretty cool. The guys walking around ditches guys is like Oh, I'll grab a bunch of berries slam them together and then put my last name at the beginning of it Hey guys, I came up with this new boy this new Barry Was this sister named girls girls

During the during the depression which Walter and I'm well when I think the one that the blast one, okay tuned During the depression Walter not Knott's wife, Cordelia Knott, expanded her tea room to offer fried chicken dinners. The 65 cent meal came with fried chicken, salad, dessert, and a drink. Mrs. Knott's chicken dinner restaurant is still open today and we hope she's planning on lowering that price again because we're in the brink of something dangerous.

Economically and friendly, the monkey needs all the meals he can get on the cheap. The day we're recording this, the stock market went like this. Ah! What? Ah! It was like a roller coaster.

We saw a roller coaster that did just that. It was exactly like, yeah, it was mean. It went straight up and held you there before dropping you all the way to the bottom. It was mean. It's just it and held you there before dropping you all the way down. It was mean. It's just it went straight up. It took forever. It's so long.

I mean, straight up. A torturous amount of time. Literally just straight up in the air. Which I bet feels even longer when you're 90 degrees perpendicular to the rail and being dragged up. You finally get up over the hump a little bit and then it stops for like another five or so seconds.

And I just went, that's mean. It's so funny. Watching it happen. I'm torturing those people. That's just like, finally it's over at the top we're going down and now we've stopped. Yeah. God damn you.

That ride is called hang time. Yeah. 65 cents for a chicken dinner. Yeah, bring it back. Bring it back. We're a winner. Yeah. I took a picture.

I told you we're gonna bring it back. I took a picture of the signage out front when we were on our way to the hotel to meet you guys. And I said it to you and I said, stop it in for a quick snack. Yeah. It's getting something before we get something, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. God damn, I can't imagine you eating chicken dinner and then doing that, god damn. That's why we got pizza too, where I just came back and I was like, I understand we've been eating all day, but like we actually haven't had like a meal. We've been nibbling. We've been nibbling.

I'm not that hungry right now, but I will want to eat something before I go to sleep. But that's like, I felt good about that. Like good job us. We sometimes eat one thing for the show and I want to kill myself. Yes, absolutely. I get home like three hours later

and I was like, I don't feel good. It's true. And then sometimes he makes his wife go there again for dinner. For days. For days. Wait, you make her go there for dinner for days? Or were you just finishing what you wanted him to say?

Both. So you, I assume, thought he was gonna say, you bring home a bunch of food and you get to eat it for days. Not what he said. What he said was, sometimes we eat the horrible food and then later you make your wife go get that same food again.

For days. And you just come behind, for days. I keep sending your back out. And he's like, I got you, I'll finish your sentence. Not the sentence you're gonna finish. We don't use thumbnails. You guys really finished your sandwiches. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Wait. They're blue. Okay, we got one more. You guys really finished your sandwiches Okay, we got one last fact. We got one more fact. Sorry, sorry, it's real quick. It dibs on the pickaxe. This is a photo op. We're gonna take it. There was some silly pictures like pictures and there's like a pickaxe Stuck into like boysenberry mines. I was walking over. And then, you're pissed on the big axe. And then it rained past me. It rained past Jordan. And I just went. Jordan, me and Jordan were like locked eyes.

And then I saw Nick. It's like when Jordan got to go to the bathroom and Nick runs fast and says, me too. Michael left the bathroom on the phone. We all forgot about that. I didn't tell them that. I told them what happened. I totally forgot about that. I didn't tell them that. I totally forgot about that.

What happened? This was at the... I forgot about that. I was having fun. Were you on the phone in the bathroom? No. Okay. This is at the airport. He can't talk anymore. No, I'll let him. This is funnier. I want him to tell it.

I'm on the outside waiting for him. It was for him. So we go, we grab our car, whatever he's like, I'm gonna take a piss, and he's like, all right, cool, he comes out, and I just hear, I mean, so long before I hear, yeah, about 20 grand, it's so loud in the bathroom, just holding, I just see him holding the phone

up to his ear, yeah, I gotta say that deal's done. And it was. Yeah, I went in the bathroom and I went into the stall. And as I was in there, I just thought it'd be funny. I just took it out and I started going, close it. You gotta close it. And then like that, it kept flushing the toilet. The airport was just packed and it was all just a bit.

I could have walked out and done it last second but I thought I'd get into character and it was just a walk out And he's like what are you and I was like Just holding my phone up to my ears kept going now. I'm 40 grand. You gotta sell we gotta sell it It's like you know crowded here for bathroom. It was so funny. Oh shit, dude All right last fact last fact. Last fact. The first Knotts Boysenberry Festival kicked off in June 1959 and ran for only one week.

A Boysenberry girl was crowned, and attendees participated in pie, eating, and juice drinking contests. We are officially petitioning Knotts to bring back Boysenberry girl because we know this freak monkey would ruin the table on you fools in a

pie-eating juice chugging combo contest there can only be one boys and Barry girl I have the boys and Barry girl would you think you do a thing where if it's like if it's like women only put the monkey mask on but we add like a bow on it? That's a girl monkey. They're just like, it checks out of me. Put them in a dress. If boysenberry can have a sister named girlsenberry, we can make this work. Exactly. I have no doubt about that. They had a little set up for a pie eating contest.

But none of it was going on. We saw it, we saw it, because I remember it was right after the piano guy was harassing that old man, you old piece of shit, because we got away from that. We played Dusty O'Boat. What's the name of this song?

Grand Old Flag. You remember that one, bitch? Ba-ba-ba-ba. We played Phantom of the Opera music. We were in the mines and they played Phantom of the Opera music. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. We were in the mines and they put Phantom in the upper music. Like Phantom in the mines? Is it gonna come out?

We were walking to the pie inn, it was like existed. Yeah. It was just empty and I looked in and I was like, whoop, they're lining up. And it was another very old man just like sitting there. I was like, this guy better hope that fucker on the bike piano doesn't come by. He's gonna ruin his day, dude.

I also remember we got on the mine cart ride shortly after that, and we were sitting in it and they were waiting to go, and I was like, bro, they better start this fucking ride before this guy rolls up on the bike. We were like, get on the mine cart so we can escape this fuck. And then we started hearing the piano,

and the organ was like, oh no, he's right behind us. Oh my god, dude. Oh, dude. And those are all the facts. Oh my god. We had a loss without our little clock that definitely never got brighter. 30.

It's showing me anything. Oh, there we go, it's a... We had, all credit to Jordan. That was dimmer last time. Yeah, it's different. Yeah, you should make it better. No, no, it's never, it's literally never done that. Uh.

Wait. There's no brightness button. I found it. What? Huh? Uh, all credit to Jordan for this. Uh, on those Michael Jordan podcasts where we created the plan of attack,

Jordan brought his spreadsheet and it saved our ass. Mm-hmm Jordan. Oh my gosh spreadsheet and it I think we really had so much time. Yeah, and I don't think we I don't think we ever once saw anything like ah We couldn't get her or whatever except for that one Yeah, yeah, we were like it's fine, but like yeah, it worked out great We're like most of the food was pretty good or okay. Some was awesome. Yes, and some sucked but I kind of like that Yeah, we got some real duds. Yeah, it wasn't like it was all pretty good. It was like this fucking sucks But they're like, yeah, it's okay. Yeah Liked everything but we were doing the fries.

Uh-uh. He didn't like the most, was like, not the most, but like too much for him actively, he was saying like, I don't really like this. And for how not bad it was, it was the tiramisu. Yeah. Which was the thing that he kept holding and eating. No, I know that.

It was crazy. I know, I'm just saying, but the tiramisu was good. Yes. It was fine. And Nick's like, it's okay. We got these- And I was like, that's below his standard, but there's like pig slop. And he's like, it's okay.

And then you're like, I'm throwing a bunch of this shit away. And then he went, I'm still eating this. Oh, every time I'd be like, we done? And Nick's like, yeah. Like he would answer, go like, yeah, I'm good. Actually, hang on. Yeah, yeah. I mean, we go, we'll do one more, one more.

And I'm like, you don't have to answer yes, and then take it back. You can just say, I'm gonna eat some more. But it'd be like, yeah, we're done. I've changed my mind. All right, twist my arm, I'll have one more bite. You're right about those fries. Right, when we were eating,

we were eating like the Birria loaded fries. That was the point, by the way, Eric was like getting tired, it was the end of the day, and you were pissing him off at placating bad food. It wasn't even like Nick doing anything. It wasn't like him freaking out. It was just like, nah, this isn't good. It was like, yeah, you're right, this is good.

I'm like, ah, it's not great. And you're like, what do you think, Nick? And he's filming you, and he's like. And he's like waiting for you to be like, it's okay. And you're like, oh, yeah, this isn't great, but like that's not bad actually. And you're like, oh, this isn't great, but that's not bad actually. And you're like, okay, yep. Eating fucking Wiener Schnitzel fries.

Yeah, those fries were definitely from Wiener Schnitzel. We were driving back to the hotel. I was dropping Nick off when we drove by at Wiener Schnitzel. I was like, hey, look, that's where they get their fries. He got, no kidding. Let's go. Holly had gone. Quick, call your wife.

She's here. And got the shit cut. C had gone quick. Call your wife Her own food and it came with fries and they were the same fries and she's just like Like on her own, of course like these fries are bad. These are nothing and they were also Cold Hers were cold too and I had some I was like these are the same fries. These are bad. Fries bad, she's good. Watching this guy try to eat lasagna. That was nuts.

That was nuts. He ripped it to shreds and he just kept doing it. It was a quarter piece. I know, but there was no point of like, oh no. He just kept going and going and going. Help me. I got this, I got this. It was like someone was running someone over the car and then backing up and just getting them stuck more and going. Help me. I got this, I got this. It was like someone was running someone over the car

and then backing up and just getting them stuck more and more under the car. And then dragging their body around the parking lot. His sport was the real wheel, yeah. And then him taking sips all day. He was doing sips. He was doing, let me have this alcohol touch my lips. The first couple sips were literally like,

it's like you didn't sip. It's like a wave hitting a rock. Like it splashed against his face and then went back in and I'm like, you can like sip a little bit. I don't want all that going back in the bottle or back in the cup. Like sip a little. Oh my god.

And it was one of the early drinks too where we were like taking sips or whatever. And it's like, do you want any more? Do you want any more? I'm like, I'm gonna drink. And we're going, Jordan, like, do you want, you want to finish this? And you're like, I'm good.

And I was like, oh, you don't want all the backwash and the end of the cup? He's like, I don't. And then I was like, more for me. It was that perfect level of like, you got people sipping and then Nick sipping, where you just go, ah. And then it just go, ah. And they just fall in.

That was the boysenberry hard tea or whatever. That was so fucking good. I feel like a lot of their drinks were, like they were all refreshing. Their drinks were so good. It was good but what moved me away is I didn't realize this until way after we had it. Cause a lot of the stuff was crossover.

Like they had the same thing at different places. That thing was 10%. Yeah, no way. Yeah, the hard tea was 10%. That's when I went, what the fuck? I was like, was that the tea that we got? I thought it'd be like skimping and just putting a little bit of alcohol in it.

I know, dude. Nope. And they checked all of our IDs. They sure did. Many, many times. Let me tell you, the first time it happened it was kind of funny, because Eric was the first one. And she goes, can I see your ID?

And we all go, ha ha, she's asking to see Eric's ID. That's so funny. Oh, that's very nice of you. And then all day we heard, is this your ID? Yes. Are you over 21? Yes. Yeah, it was like their script.

Yeah, like they were trained to do it. The first time I thought it was funny, because it sounded like she was kind of being sarcastic. Yes! Where it was like, oh, you're Eric? Uh-huh. This is your ID? I've never heard that ask where you go,

can I see your ID? Take it out, you hand it to them. Without breaking eye contact, like, is this your ID? The one I just gave you out of my wallet? Yes. Are you over 21? I mean, the date's on yet. This should be something you're, like, don out of my wallet? Yes. Are you over 21? I mean, the dates on, yep.

This should be something you're like, don't take my word for it. Look at the ID, but yes. And they would be like, all right. And then every now and then there'd be an extra question. But also one time they asked when's your birthday. I was gonna fail the test. Yeah.

Who, who, I don't know. But purple. Oh shit. Gwagna. Sneezler? Sneezler. I don't know but Like not very far the reason they do this is that not very farm is the park you would try to go to if you're a little rapscallion This is the nation's leading underage drinking park, there's no way Yeah, it is. This is the nation's leading underage drinking park. There's no way it's not. It is, this is just a like. It's so close to Disneyland. It's in this like, kind of like suburban LA area.

It's kind of like in between Orange County and LA. And so it's like, this is where you kind of like go if you can't go to one of those other major places for entertainment. And it's where you go to fall between the cracks and and bend the rules definitely fall between the cracks It's weird not too crowded today like a good amount of people. It was funny that like it Maybe maybe we just hit like a congestion point, but right as soon as we started the Michael Jordan podcast Yeah, it wasn't because we were waiting by that train. It wasn't crowded, but it almost worked as like a congestion point, but right as soon as we started the Michael Jordan podcast, it wasn't- Because we were waiting by that train. It wasn't crowded, but it almost worked as like a set piece

where like it looked better for the shot. Like, whoa, Michael Jordan podcast, whoa, it's crazy over here. There was like so many more people the whole day where like if that were the whole day, that would have been crowded. But I was like, man, that's great for the shot. But that was like, I thought like so many people

showed up right at the beginning when he was screaming into a whisper because the train went away. Well, I luckily got the spotlight off me as I did the intro because he started fucking pushing you around. You were about to have my drink. Did you drink that you left in the way?

No, you stepped backwards the wrong way. Okay, you're over there, your drinks over here. That I don't, I'm on camera the way you're pointing and your drink is on camera where my foot is. You're stepping on it. Like that's you, why wasn't it with you or on a railing? But here's the thing, you kept putting shit either precariously dangling on a tiny railing

or on the ground and there were surfaces everywhere. There were surfaces everywhere. At that one point, right there, where there was a thin railing, the edge was a giant circle. And I looked at you and I went, and I put my drink on it and Nick's like, oh shit. He's like putting all the microphone shit on the floor.

And so I know he had them there and then we started. And so as we're filming, I'm walking over, he's like, ah! And we're like, I'm shocked, but he was like, oh! To get to it and my immediate flashback was like, oh, it must be like a microphone case or something on the floor and kind of like on the way. And he's like, great. Like, but it was all during the intro.

And then I didn't have to worry so much about everyone watching me because I was watching these two fucking dipshits. It was so funny. Well, there was a train crossing. The train was loud as shit. There was people everywhere. He's doing the intro yelling, but you can't hear anything.

And then the train stops and starts quiet. And he just starts crying. He's crying. And I'm like, he's looking at me and then I start yelling really loudly. And I go, look how many people are behind you right now. I can see them all in his sunglasses. And you're like.

I don't need to, I don't need to. Fucking terrible, terrible, oh my God. Hey, do you wanna learn about the food from the Boysenberry Festival? I also wanted to point out the people who were, we didn't run into this a lot, people being unprepared and like technical malfunctions and stuff because the way the passes work is just, it's a.

Dude, it was so convenient. It's a big card with a QR code on it and they always scan it and it reads how many you have left and stuff. The first place we went to, the people directly in front of us, we were second in line, the people in front of us were having a time trying to order stuff.

It was one girl and she's like, they didn't scan my card right, it's all messed up and they're trying to scan it and all this stuff and then she had to ask her friend if she can just order the drink for her or whatever and then they're asking for their IDs and she's like, I'm gonna accept this one but I can't accept yours because it's expired.

Let me tell you too, let me tell you, if you're ordering a drink, right, obviously this goes for like if you're underage but if you're not and say you have an issue with your ID or you forgot it or whatever, if you go, I forgot my ID or it's expired, I don't have one, and they go, I can't serve you a drink, don't then turn to your fucking friend right next to you,

can you use your ID? They won't give it to you. When you ask for your friend to get you a drink that they just told you they can't sell you, they also need to see your ID. I've seen that happen so many times in other situations. Walk away, walk to your friend, send them without one ear old brain.

Hey, can you get my drink for me? You would have better luck if you went, okay, hold on, turned around, came back around with a fake mustache and tried again. It's just like, you can't do it right in front of them. So go to one of the many other booths that have the exact same drinks, you moron. But what was awesome about normally whenever-

Well then she was like, I have a picture of my ID. Dude, what if I have a picture on my phone and then she like made her call the manager and then another lane opened, it was like this fucking sucks ass. That was still going on when we were ordering our food. It was terrible. It was, you can see part of it

in that the boysenberry fest video. But man, what a fucking heading that was. The system of the cards though. That's right. Everything was carried out. And it had to be like, honestly, it's like kind of big and cumbersome, but intentionally for a reason.

Like it had the map on it, it had everything like listed, like where shit was. Normally, you know, we do something for the show, Erica like buy it all, cause she uses the card. And even if it's like, oh, I want something a little different, it'll be like you go up, you do what you want. Yeah. And you go up and do it.

Normally, it's easy to manage if he's not screaming something like cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, whatever. Like, woo! That's usually when it gets complicated. Or you'll go, you'll go, do you guys want drinks? And he's like, banana pie, banana pie! And you're like, I'll fucking kill you. I'm not asking you about the banana pie.

I think I saw a chocolate pie. I'm not sure though. The way this one worked is we all had our own card. We bought them like right as soon as we got in and they had six tastes each. And like we said, we had the plan of attack. So every time we would go up, we'd be like, I'll get this thing, you get this thing.

And then we all try it all. But because there was never any payments and or transactions, it was so fucking fast. You would walk up and go, I'll get this, cool. They scan your thing, do I need anything else? Nope, okay, then you just get the fucking food. It was so fast. It was so convenient.

Super efficient, keeps the line moving really well. Like I don't have enough positive things to say about it. It was fucking great. The fact that we did that for hours and hours and it was flawless. It was never, it was never issue. It was flawless. There was no spot break.

I was just like, man, I don't even have to, like credit cards are easy. Yeah. Tapping is easy. I was like, I'm gonna take my fucking wallet. The only time I had to take it out was to show my ID. That was it. Yeah, it was really simple.

They have it down to the science. It was very cool system, dude. They have it down to science and They have everything spread out. They have everything spread out pretty well They found these QR codes in a ditch. Yeah, these ditch berries or what idiot? They have it down to a science. They have everything spread out really well They don't have like a ton of overlapping duplicate things the drinks you can kind of get it like a lot of the places or whatever But a lot of all the food things but But a lot of the food things are like,

this is over here, this is over there, and everything sort of fits in like its little slot. Or whatever. Little slot map. Yeah, it was great. Jordan let us through all that stuff. It was great. Yeah.

Yeah. There was one, there was one food. One food we didn't get was the stack because they didn't have it. And we could have come back, but we didn't. Because that one was like the most separate. So we just were never over there again. Yep.

The other thing we didn't get was because the lady told us it wasn't worth it. Oh, this was, that was really good. We talk about it in the video, but like I was going to get that Christine build your own kit, whatever. And it was after Jordan had ordered like this meatball hoagie thing or whatever.

And I'm like, oh, you have this crustini kit thing? And she went, savior, it's not worth it, it's not worth it. And I went, what? And she's like, it's like four pieces of bread, you don't want it. It's like, I don't think it's worth it, you get it if you want to, I don't think it's worth it.

And I went, you just saved me, thank you. Thank you so much. And walked off and then that saved me and I got a drink later. That turned into Holly's drink at the end. Yep, exactly. saved me, thank you. Thank you so much and walked off and then that saved me and I got a drink later. And that turned into Holly's drink at the end. Yep, exactly. It all came back around and it was really, really nice. I have some of the boys'

Don't get anything with pasta in it. Well, hold on. Unreal. Hold on. I'm just. We don't know if they had better, different pasta earlier. Yeah, but it was also the macaroni. They fucked both of them.

That macaroni was all they had. I'm sorry, two is enough for me to be like, no, they might have better pasta, but it's still the cook. How do you fuck that up? That was so, that one was bad. And also the fact that the chicken was so different. It was a school lunch chicken patty. It was a school lunch chicken patty. chicken was so different. Like that one was so messed up. It was a school lunch chicken patty.

That was messed up. But like the picture they had was insane. Nick picked it up with a fork and took a bite and then just went, why did I do that? And then he set it down and it went. It was so good. Oh, but he set it down and that's when we saw the underside and we went, it's a fucking chicken patty.

Crazy. It was supposed to be chicken thigh on noodles. On like angel hair pasta. Yeah, yeah. And for comparison, the pork or the beef looks very close to what we got. Very close. That is not what we got.

Very close and was very good. Was there a picture of it like there on the, oh my god. Dude, dude. It's so good. That is the fucking hardest is yeah looks like that Nick went what's out then day and you would I think it's what this is if you cook it a few more Bite through the pasta I have I have a lot down here of like what some of the things are or whatever, but there's a bunch of stuff on here that we didn't get.

It's just sort of a glance at what is there. All right, it says here, there's no better way to celebrate 10 years of the Knott's Boyzenberry Festival than experiencing more than 80 signature Boyzenberry menu offerings. You told me it started in 1959. They stopped doing it.

It's only been going for 10 years. Oh, okay. Oh. So many things. New savory items include the stack. We didn't get this one. Boyzenberry barbecue pulled pork over Boyzenberry cornbread and coleslaw,

French toast stuffed with Boyzenberry cream cheese, and Thai crunch peanut salad with Boyzenberry peanut dressing. We got that one. We got that one. We didn't get the French toast stuffed with Boyzenberry cream cheese. Thai crunch peanut salad with boysenberry peanut dressing. We got that one. We got that one. We didn't get the French toast stuffed with boysenberry cream cheese because we were still on that hangover from sweets.

And when we said we have to go get French toast, the whole group of us went, ugh. It was beginning to be like, guys, we're barely into this. We gotta pull it together. New sweet treats include boysenberry cheesecake crisp pie, a vegan white chocolate and boysenberry tart, and a boysenberry ice cream sandwich.

Didn't need the ice cream sandwich. We got the vegan white chocolate and boysenberry tart. Yeah, that was, again, the sweets were so rough. That's the whole reason Holly came with us. Yep, yep. Returning favorites include boysenberry elote, boysenberry honey garlic chicken wings. Those were pretty good. And boysenberry sausage on a hoagie.

Guests can wash it down with one of the many boysenberry drinks such as boysenberry sangria, boysenberry and lavender lemonade, that one was good. Boysenberry tequila smash. That one was good. And so much more. Now I'm gonna be honest, all the drinks were good. All the drinks were good.

Every drink was good. The drinks ever went. The only drink I didn't want to try was wine. Because I feel like that wouldn't have been refreshing. The only one I wanted to try and I didn't, especially because it was near the end of the day, was the sangria. Because I was like, bro, I already can drink a sangria,

but I get a tummy ache. And I was like, does it rest me for a bad day? And then that's when I got, it was the last drink I got. That's when I got the Cosmopolitan, which is what Holly got. And it was just like, and you said it was more like, it was like a fruity sweet and not like a sugar sweet. Yep.

Cause that's angry, I would have like, ugh. Some of the things that we got from this. Vegan curry. You can read this whole list. What, holy shit. This is everything we got. I reorganized the sheet. Vegan curry with a boysenberry drizzle over steamed rice.

Thai crunch peanut salad with boysenberry peanut dressing Double stuffed baked potato with boysenberry barbecue pulled pork and jalapeno chips that fucking Goes good. That was maybe one of my favorite things but paired with that Hawaiian bread with boysenberry cream cheese garlic spread that one was that was it was weird, but we're back No, it was crazy. It was just not what I expected. It was so savory It was you you look at it and you go what a sweet treat I mean you know what the fuck is going on what it was like thick and like like me Garland cheese with you with so much garlic. With shredded cheese on top?

It was very strange. It was bizarre. It was strange, but I'm glad we got it. Yeah, that's the weird stuff we wanted. Stuffed boysenberry pie cookie, boysenberry and chocolate chip loaf. This is all the bakery shit. Yeah, vegan, this is where we got tummy aches.

And this was the third place we went. Vegan white chocolate and boysenberry tart. Belgian waffle. That was good, dude. I like that. Belgian waffle with boysen white chocolate and boysenberry tart. Belgian waffle with- That was good, dude, I liked that. Belgian waffle with boysenberry butter and boysenberry maple syrup. That was terrible. That one sucked. That fucking sucked.

That one was so disappointing. And then boysenberry tiramisu, boysenberry waffle, the Belgian waffle sucked shit. Dude. That thing sucked. It was a giant lump of boysenberry butter, which I thought was ice cream. I thought it was ice cream. Cause you put fucking waffles on ice,

you put ice cream on waffles, right? I'm like, oh, it's gonna be a hot waffle ice cream. And I was like ice cream. Cause you put fucking waffles on ice. You put ice cream on waffles, right? I'm like, oh, it's going to be a hot waffle ice cream. And I was like, man, the ice cream is not melting. You guys are whacking at it. And I'm like, that's butter. It was just purple butter. And it was way too hard. Way too hard.

And then the waffle under it was so fucking like crunchy. Crispy isn't the word. It was like stale. It was hard, but not like hot. No, it was like, it was like a cracker. Yeah. Right. And so I had to like, I like broke a piece off and I was like rubbing it into the butter

because you couldn't like, the butter was just like thick and I'm like rubbing it aggressively into the butter. And it's like, oh, this waffle sucks. And also like, well, that's butter. Yeah. Like you got fooled a little bit by it being so purple. Like, okay, it's like, oh, this waffle sucks. And also like, oh, that's butter. Like you got fooled a little bit by it being so purple. Like, okay, it's not ice cream, but it's going to be sweet. And I'm like, oh no, it's just butter. It's a lot of butter.

And so if you dig any more than you would butter, like regular butter, I would never put that much on it. I'm like, yeah, but it's like sweet butter. Yeah, I want to taste the boysenberry. Oh my God. I was like, I made a face at one point and I was like, it's just butter. And that that's what Nick now is like I didn't get any It's fine. It's soft. You didn't miss shit

Then we got the boys and Barry honey garlic chicken wings in the boys and Barry barbecue short rib lasagna That was not good. No, that was also where Michael got the boys and Barry lemonade whiskey. Oh, that's right. Yeah. That was fucking good. You know what I'm saying? Chicken wings, awesome. Yeah. Wish they were crispy. Yes.

Even not being crispy though, fucking very good. Yeah. Good, good food. Very good taste. Eric spilled that drink all over himself. Yeah, if you want to get a behind the scenes look, we'll have a YouTube short out after this where me and Michael taste test the drinks.

Sort of. Boysenberry infused beef chili over mac and cheese with chili cheese corn chips. Sucked, that sucked. That was, yeah, that one was awful. Bland with Wiener schnitzel chili on top. Dude, Wiener schnitzel chili. It was Wiener schnitzel chili.

Literally just chili cheese fritos. That was what we schnitzel chili. It was Wiener schnitzel chili. Literally just chili fritos. That was what we just call mush. It was like, yo, it's mush. It was like, it's like, I said, if you make a box of macaroni and cheese, and it's like, it boiled the macaroni for eight to 10 minutes, don't cook it too long.

They cooked it for 20. Yes, it was. It was like disintegrating mush. We called it, it was like baby food. It was baby food mush. It was, we had two pasta dishes, and both were ass mush. It was like baby food was baby good much. It was That was the sauce on the chicken thighs yes, baby. Yep, dude. I Think of it in the boss recording it came to me later. Yeah, it was like

Cranberry sauce yeah, oh yeah Was like it's so thick yeah, there's like a grit to it. And it's like, why is there so much? Why is this pasta cooked so well? And also none of this cranberry sauce is on the pasta. It was like a gallon. And then if you scrape off the chicken thigh, it's just like a circle of like, a chicken patty.

Dude, dude, it was horrible. That was probably the worst thing. Yeah, that was awful. That was definitely the worst one. A lote with boysenberry butter, boysen and berry mayo and Cotija cheese was so forgettable Yeah, that was just a we all fortunate like whatevs we all ate it and looked at a Yeah corn yeah, that's all it just it sucked we looked at a goat and then we went this fucking this I know flavor in any of It also for it being a like,

col-corn was on like 150. They put the toppings on one. Yes, not even an attempt to like, do more than that. This is why it was like cranberry sauce. Boysenberry marinara, chicken parmesan thaw. That's what it was. That was a marinara.

It sucked ass. The chicken sucked, the sauce sucked, and the pasta sucked. It all sucked. That was a marinara. It sucked ass. The chicken sucked, the sauce sucked, and the pasta sucked. It all sucked. It was all mush. It wasn't just suck, it was like the worst version. But, and Nick took a couple bites after we all proclaimed this.

He dug in. It was bad. We know it was bad. You kept eating it. He agrees with us. Wow. But he ended up saying, it is bad. One more.

That's why I do that. That's when Eric started getting mad at him. Poison, it was right around here. Boysenberry barbecue beef tips over mashed potatoes garnished with green onions. Okay, so that we got with the disgusting chicken slop. Insane to get those things together. The worst thing, maybe the best thing.

I think that thing was the best. It was fucking good. We were all howling over it. It was really good. We also got the, the way like the meat was like tearing. Oh my God. It tasted so good. I'm so glad too we all ate the slop shit first.

We're like, oh no. And then I took a bite first. I was like, boys, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. They just know how to do mashed potatoes really well. Oh, we also- Not really baked potatoes. No, no, no. If you want, don't listen. Put all your mashed potatoes on top of your baked potato and just let it ride. Yeah. Don't worry about cooking the baked potato. No, no, no. If you want, don't, listen, put all your mashed potatoes on top of your baked potato

and just let it ride. Yeah. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about cooking the baked potato underneath. We also got the boysenberry hard iced tea, which is fantastic. The goat cheese apricot and boysenberry Thai chili jam crostini kit with grapes is the one

that we were told to stay away from and we did. Boysenberry barbecue all beef meatball hoagie with provolone cheese. That was fucking awesome. It was so good. It didn't look bad, but it looked like- It looked a little sad. Just a little like-

The provolone slices of cheese were just like- And I'll be honest, especially because of the cheese, I put a lot of this on the cheese, the cheese looked cold, right? Like not melted in any way. So I was like, oh, this whole thing must not be hot. Wrong. It was warm.

That was also one of the best things. I would put that, yeah, like two or like one A. Yeah. No, that was good. I think the thing about it too is that we all had the right amount of that. Cause if I had a whole sandwich of it, I don't think I would have loved it

the way that I loved that one fucking bite. It was a good ass bite. That was a great bite. That huggy was like, fuck dude. And that one probably, maybe even if I don't like that better than the beef tips, that one surprised me the most from looking at it to eating it. It was like, holy shit, I thought this would be like, eh.

Right, that one was fucking good. It looked like cafeteria sad food, and then it was good. It was very good, and then we rounded it out with the boysenberry sausage on a hoagie topped with boysenberry sauerkraut slaw, beef birria sliders with boysenberry consomme, and beef birria loaded fries with a boysenberry crema. Now, those weren't the worst,

but it was probably the worst line up we ever got. We got all three, and all three were kind of done. It was like, let's have this. And that was the one where Nick was going back for the fries and you were getting pissed off. Yeah, I think that's not saying that the sausage was the best one out of the group Yeah, and but like this what didn't do it for me was the sausage is like I'm not a huge

Coleslaw fan anyway, but it was so cold and it was just odd cuz that was the boysenberry Yeah, it was like the yeah, that was the coleslaw was like somehow. There was some, like I got a big bite of it at first and it. Just the sausage and the mustard had been okay. It was also a little too yellow. Didn't taste like yellow mustard, but it looked like yellow mustard. And it was so fucking much of it.

And then the drinks that we got, boysenberry Cosmopolitan. That was good. The boysenberry lime Mexican lager. In the boysenberry jalapeno lime seltzer What a great way to end yours very hollow it with the jalapeno was it was right? Yeah But that's all the food that nobody nobody like shit their pants nobody threw up no Dragonic around it was a super fun day And then on the way back to the hotel, me and Michael were talking about like plans for next year

of like, here's what we wanna do. Here's, I wanna come back and here's what I wanna do. But before we review the Boisenberry Festival altogether, we need to hear about what you think in a segment we call You Revealed. Let me read the first one because I glanced at the first sentence about 10 minutes ago and I went, what the fuck?

Okay, cool. Okay, you're gonna love this. All right, boys and boys, you're reviewing from Max D. This does not apply for the park, but the Panda Express inside of it. Hey, we saw that. That restaurant sucked. First of all, our server Jason was being rude

and charged my friend for two entrees on the side when he only got one entree on the side. Dude, why'd you do that to Jason? Second of all, the teriyaki chicken tasted like it was dragged through a pepper grinder and then let to ferment with some blue cheese. Nasty. Finally, I got a fortune cookie

and I opened it to see that there was no fortune inside. It's like saying, it's like it was saying that I don't have a future. Overall horrible experience. The orange chicken was good though. Classic. Okay, you're reviewing the Panda Express in the park. You have the whole theme park,

anything to write about, you do the Panda Express. Even ignoring anything up to that point, you're complaining that there's no fortune in the fortune cookie and then further elaborate on it. It's like a saying, I have no future. What? We got fortune. The orange chicken was good though? We got fortunes. Fortune was good though. We got fortunes for about a cat or whatever. We got fortunes on the Michael Jordan podcast.

Oh my god. I think. You have to see that. I think it was fortunes. Mine's right here. Yeah. Don't read it because I want it to be a surprise. I'm not going to read it. I'm going to show it. But it was, these things are good. It came out of a 25 cent vending machine. And also, as we opened them, at some point, we're doing things, you know, Nick was carrying many things and handing them to Holly, and then putting his drink on the ground and shoving me.

One point he handed me one, he's like, hey, hold onto this for me. And he handed me his little tube. Right, but you could have just thrown it away. I thought it was comical. I couldn't move. The first opportunity, I threw it away. But he also didn't say opportunity. I threw it away. He also didn't say

Like throw just the fact he went. Can you hold this for me? Like don't get rid of it brother. I got Got it Didn't bring it until we got back to the room. We're gonna ever getting here and I went hey Nick asked me to hold on Fucking crazy. Oh Good good was good to hold on to this. It's so crazy. Fucking crazy. Oh my God. All right, Jordan. Art Sagan was good though.

Art Sagan was good though. You know what it usually is. Arlene C says, we got our season passes and yesterday we are second visit, dot dot dot. First of all, why are the rides always at least one or two not working next bathrooms? Filthy, filthy, filthy.

Then why are all the restaurants and stores concessions stands closed early? Especially where we got our season cup refills all closed. They're loving exclamations and question marks, dude. I got the seasonal refillable cup for a reason. I can't refill after a certain time. Question marks? Come on, space, knots. Refill after a certain time Come on space

Space come on you can fix these issues If not, I will not be thinking of our passes no more and I'm not the only one lots of gas I talked to we're very upset about the same issues We're very upset about the same issues as I. Space period, space comma, and not review. What? Dude, dude, they kept putting space comma space the word, and they ended it with space period space comma. They're on a phone, they're like, they're doing like the double spaces

that it's making period. Dude, they are slamming six question marks every time they say something that's on a question. Can't reveal after a certain time? No, you guys are being- All restaurants and stores in concessions stand closed early. I think you guys are being pretty hard on this because lots of guests.

I talked to lots of- Lots of. L-O-T-S-A. Oh my God, that was crazy, dude. I love one that has a semblance of punctuation. That's great. And also, like four sentences altogether. Now, Nantes isn't a particularly huge theme park, right?

It's bigger than I thought it would be. If you compare it to Disneyland or Six Flags maybe, but even still, there's a good number of like attractions. Why is one or two rides always not working? That's usually how a park works. Yeah. Mostly how it goes.

I went to Disneyland. One or two rides. One or two rides weren't working. That's not bad at all. No, that's the way it goes. There's a lot of rides. Yep. And one more review?

One more review, all right, let's see. You wanna do it? Craig G says, bad place to visit, employees' rude, dirty restrooms, expensive parking, which, like I'm groomed, not enough, comma food overpriced, restaurants got dirty, dusty ceilings, not enough entertainment,

not enough rides to crowd it. To crowd it. Dude, I love, I think the which is its own plot here, so it's it's employees rude dirty rush tubes expensive parking which Not food overpriced restaurant. Why is what is what is which part of I? Would I think I think expensive I think expensive parking which not enough. It's expensive and there's not enough parking. Oh, I thought it-

I interpret it as like also the witch. I thought it was employees rude, comma, dirty restrooms, comma, expensive parking, comma. The witch, comma. The witch. I think it's not stealing expensive parking. He's like comma. This fucking witch. What is this. What comma? This fucking witch.

What is this witch following, dude? This fucking sucks. Everyone else is going, this witch fucking sucks ass. I like, I like, I could never in a million years, if you put a gun in my head, I'd never be able to spell the word restaurant. Yeah, right. But then you know this is wrong. I glance at it, restaurants.

It's where your aunts go to. Put them in the restaurants. It's where your aunts go to. Put them in the restaurants and send them to the witch. It's where your aunts go. Put them in the restaurants. It's where your aunts go. Put them in the restaurants and send them to the witch. It's where your aunts go to rest.

No, the witch, the witch. Dude, I love this. That witch got my restaurant. Food overpriced, restaurants got dirty dusty ceilings, not enough entertainment, not enough rice, too crowded. Too crowded. Damn, Craig G does not like it. I didn't really, you know what I have to say?

I don't really agree with that experience. No, no. And sometimes, especially being a theme park, you should do a restaurant where it's like, this is my service or this is my order. And that's kind of a unique experience. You can overall judge like, the restaurants seem to be operating when I was there.

This is like the entire theme park. None of this was true for us. Everything was great. It was very clean. We didn't even go on a lot of rides and we had a great time. Right. None of the ceilings were dusty.

No dirty dusty. I wasn't looking up the ceilings. No dirty dusty. I thought there was a good amount of entertainment. It certainly was. Too crowded is just, you're an idiot. That's anything, anywhere. When did you go?

Yeah, yeah. It was empty as shit, because we went on a Monday. We went on a Monday and it rocks. Monday in April. This was so much fun, and a thing that we've been looking forward to for such a long time. It was so much fun and so little effort.

Yeah. Like, just for the day. Like the exhaustion. There's no lot of fun stuff that's- This is what we would have done if we came last year. Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. This is all, that's like if we came last year. Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely.

This is all, it's like the content we let it turn out. Yup. Content, yes. You know there would have been some more level of work though. Absolutely. Oh yeah. Hey, can you get this while you're there? Oh, we need to film this thing.

Can you take a picture of the, can you get a, while you're there, can you get the promo? Can you get the permit signed? Yeah. So and so says, this is funny, you should go check it out. But this is the first time we're here at the Boysenberry Festival. So that's what we're gonna be reviewing.

The Boysenberry Festival. We're reviewing the whole festival. Why are we reviewing the festival? The concept of the festival is all? Or like the food? I think the food. I think it's the food of the festival. Cause I wanna give the festival a 100%.

At a blast. But we have to review the food and like what we ate, what we had and everything. And we have to let the people know. I think there were more hits than misses. There were. There were. And there was still a good amount of food we didn't get.

I feel like we got almost everything we were eyeing up. Yeah. You know, maybe there's some sort of like sleeper food that was like amazing that we didn't get to try it amazing If you were to average out and like scatter plot it I think you would have a couple like big hits you would have a lot in the middle of Couple stinkers, it's pretty good for a theme park. Yeah, right theme park food. That was great and expense wise 55 bucks 55 bucks per thing. We used all of the stuff or whatever.

We were talking to a guy who stopped us and he was just like, hey, is this worth it? And we were like absolutely. Michael laid it out and he's like. I laid it out and then he completely misunderstood it and I had to repeat myself. I was like, oh, it's not worth it. I'm like, no, no, no.

No, no, if you were to buy these items, you'd probably spend around 80 or 90 dollars. It's expensive, period. And you're getting it for 55. I'm not gonna go, 55 dollars for six things, that's cheap. That's not cheap, but it's a theme park. Shit's expensive as fuck. And you get a voucher or anything.

So you could be like, well, this drink's 18 and that drink's 13. Yeah, you'll make more bang for your buck monkey money. If you get the $18 one, obviously we weren't doing that. We just wanted to try what we wanted to try. But it's all close enough priced where even if you just said, I don't fucking care, I'm not gonna crunch the numbers and pinch my pennies.

I'm just gonna get whatever. No matter what you got, you're saving money. So if you, because it's $55 for six things, but a bunch of these things are like 15, $18. And it's like, you're easily money. So if you, because it's $55 for six things, but a bunch of these things are like $15, $18. It's like you're easily spending $70, $80 worth of food on six items, it's not more. And we had all of our food altogether and we nibbled and nibbled and nibbled all day.

So many of those items were meal sized items. If you got like, yeah. If we had eaten, like, if one of us had eaten just like that hoagie, that meatball hoagie, for example. You can't even be done. If you're going to buy yourself six, you can get four things in two drinks, you'll be fucking full.

You can eat all day. The curry, the first thing we got, that curry was fucking big. I really thought it would be smaller, like little bites. No, all of the food is like a pretty heavy amount that they serve you, so it's something to consider. What do you think, Jordan?

Again, if you were to average it all out, I'm gonna weigh the good stuff more, because one, it's surprising that theme park could produce something as good as some of the best foods. The best stuff we had was actually genuinely really good. Yeah, yeah, I agree. And I think I'm gonna wait towards that,

so I'm gonna go 89%. Nice. Whoa. 89%. More room for improvement when we come back next year. I definitely agree with that, I definitely agree with that. It was good, It was good. It was good.

I think I'm gonna do, I feel like Jordan's extra, and I'm not holding this against him, but I feel like he's extra, just like excited about it. Because he's got snoops, and he's back in California. He's back, baby.

I don't have like that internal allegiance or joy. Right. But I'm going to give it a solid, keep it up there, but I'm going to let him have a higher score here. I'm going to do 87%. 87. Okay. Well, that's an average score of 88.

The second we got here, he's like, I love the weather. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's been in a good mood. He's been here already. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. They say that's a good score. Okay, cool.

It was good, dude. The Snoopies have convened. 88 is a great score, and I think it's, I think this is worth it to come to. If you are in the area. Bro, if you came with two people and got two of these passes, and you guys beat like 12 things.

You can have a great time. Like again, if you're willing to spend that money up front, it's a lot of money, but if you wanna do that, but we spent nothing else until we bought shit at the gift store. Until we bought Snoopy's and shit. And that was it. Crazy.

I won this one. Yeah. That's true. Watch the Michael Jordan podcast. We didn't spend any money on food after that. And not one, now granted, he did make the plan of attack, which I'm sure that helped us. Not one single time did we go up to somewhere, try to get something and then go,

oh, you can't use that here. No, no. Everything just went boop. What? La go you can't use that here. No, no everything Everything just went boop what laid out easy super simple And it's great too because they're so they're so big too. We did have to run this map a lot and it was great They're so big too though, but like you'd be ordering something. Yeah, you'd wear this like a fool I put in my pocket, but you'd be ordering something and they knew already wasn't like oh, do you have a thing? They'd be like, can we get your thing? They're like waiting to go boop and scan it. Oh yeah, you need that.

Funny story about that. Holly, my wife, came along with us and she turned out, she was really helpful. And me? Originally, I was like, you don't wanna hang out with us. You know what I mean? I would've told her the same thing. No, and she didn't.

You didn't? So that's why she would be helpful and then all of a sudden I'm like, oh, she's over there. Yeah, she's doing her, but she didn't strike you far. I was telling her, I was like, you like rides? This is a ride park. Yeah, go on rides, it's fine. But she was around with us a lot,

and she had fun, and I forgot what my point was. Oh, she was getting on like, digging on Eric and stuff. Yeah, it was uh She was getting on like digging on Eric and stuff Yeah, it was good. We were walking and her pass was like hitting me in the leg or something And she had it like tied around her wrist, and I was like oh, you're not wearing your thing Well, I don't want to be like Eric We got the huge thing and he immediately like put it on I was like I'm not doing that I was like Holly we wouldn't make fun of you if you did that. In fact, it would go the opposite.

We would be like, whoa, that's so smart. Look at you go. It's bullshit. It's bullshit. It was great. I really loved. I love being able to do this with you guys this year. This was super fun.

I feel like I feel like six years doing this show. I feel like us years doing this show. I feel like us having the plan of attack totally changed the way that we did this. We just going at the plan. It was great, it was awesome. Those whoothy rebels in the stage. Yeah.

It was super fun and I loved it. I can't wait. I hope we can do it again next year. And. Fist emoji. Yeah, hell yeah. I hope we can do it again next year. Fist emoji. Yeah, hell yeah. I hope we can do it again next year. And boysenberry.

It was great. I hope that piano guy is back next year. God damn it, I don't. Well you can go to 100%eat.store for merch. Hey, we did the Michael Jordan podcast, it's extra long this week and you get it at Patreon. So is this podcast. Patreon.com.

That's why it's worth it though. This took the fucking years. Slash 100% heat. Gift your friend a sub in the spirit of boysenberry. Gift your friend a sub. Michael bought some boysenberry syrups and jams that Nick is going to put into his case. Jordan wasn't allowed to do that. Jordan bought his own tea and got to figure out his own bullshit. But don't worry, he helped Michael.

Was it allowed? And Nick very generously helped. You wanted to buy some, I wanted to buy some boysenberry syrup. I was jammed. I was thinking about, yeah. But we started looking at like, how much you can travel with, and you don't want to check back.

I have a backpack, I'm not checking a backpack. And it's like, oh, it's not worth it. We have this whole conversation. I go and buy, I bought like loose leaf tea. I'm about, you're doing that, I'm about to like, we're getting ready to leave. And I'm just like, if I had a check bag, I'd get it though. We're there five, 10 minutes I'm just like half I had a check bag and get it though. Were there five ten minutes and it goes I'm check bag you put in my bag

And I walk up with my bag And he's like, well, you know, I need it like I don't know he went I'm helping I'm which he did help and then I was like, okay now I guess something I appreciate it But I'm just like now I'm like fuck everyone's waiting for me and walking out with his team. I'm like running looking for the boys and Barry But I got it. Thank you, Nick. I also bought I also bought an egg that yeah egg red egg red egg Red egg that egg you can see the Michael Jordan's party good Go to patreon.com slash 100% eat to support us watch the Michael Jordan podcast check it out every Friday follow us at Watch the Michael Jordan podcast checking out every Friday.

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Send Eric your Guap knots. Only if you say back because like these shirts never came out. Send Eric your Gwognauts. Only if you have Sneasel or do I want him? Sneasel's a real one. Oh. Don't fart on the plane. Yeah, yeah. Easy as that.

Keep it under wraps this time. What the? Dude, it was stinky butt. It was not me. It was, I don't know, dude. I don't know. You can't over-sure. It's like you get a whiff of something, like ugh.

And then like it lingers and lingers and I'm like, all right. That's crazy. But then it gets worse. It's a three hour flight. The idea that you looked at me, thought it was me and not the guy next to me. Here's the thing. The idea that I'm just like, man, this is crazy.

I sent you a poop emoji and there was no, Eric, there was no like, this guy. I was waiting, I gave him the out. I'm like, emoji and there was no Eric. There was no like this guy I was waiting I gave him the out my weight either here next to you and Eric's like, I don't know who it is He kept saying there could be a dog on the plane I can't There could have been a dog Glasses But they weren't on they They weren't the dog-seeing glasses. Oh.

And they couldn't see you. Kinda makes them invisible. It's the glasses that make all the dogs look snoopy. Oh, fuck. Yeah. I thought they were his hog-punching glasses. Oh, no. Cause he wore them in the airport.

That was the- Sorry, I'm gonna have to beat you down. I got the TSA guys wearing his hog-punching glasses. Thank you very much. Tararara, tararara, tararara, tararara. Pow. Thank you very much. Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- All right, let's make this happen. Bye. Bye. Yeah, let's kick this thing off. He's going first go Snoopy No