100% Eat - Foot Talk and Nick Gasping - Nando's Ride Along

Episode Date: December 26, 2024

Our Heroes are on their way back to the office after a satisfying meal at Nando's. Here's a cheeky drive where they talk Indiana Jones, feet, Nick gasping, the weight of the OneWheel, the office lights, and the glade explosion. When we drinkin the Sonic Soda?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You want the most out of life and realize what you're looking for is already in you. This is for you. The Canadian Armed Forces. A message from the Government of Canada. I didn't say it, but I knew he'd know. Yeah, he knows. Know what? That you were alone.

I don't care. I don't care. I know all. What? Except what we're talking about. He knows all, dude. Can you just shut the hell up? Why does he get out of the car?

I want out of this parking lot. Don't play Indiana Jones with him because it'll spoil all the puzzles because he knows all. He knows all? And he likes the way his booty sways. Yeah. Oh, does he got good swimming mechanics in this game?

I mean, there is swimming. Okay, okay. But it's first person, so you can't see the water. No booty jiggle? I mean, I'm sure it jiggles, but you'd need to like, you know, probably yeah, run it on PC to pull the camera out and check out Looking at Harrison Ford's part with the best part of the game and they made it first person. What are they thinking? You can look at his feet

Sweet unlike Nick. I'm not into that. Yeah, he's not into it either. I just know he knows all Oh, he knows all He just knows it's arches. Listen arches are the thing. I just know from what I've read. In the magazines I subscribe to. In medical journals. Yeah. I could freak month out. The arch is very sensual.

I can see there could be some sort of like, I don't know, relic or something that Indiana Jones is looking for, and it's the arches of so-and-so. And Nick's just like, this is what I'm talking about. The arches. People are hunting for them, dude. Museums want them.

Can't have them, though. Ladies want them. Men want to be them. These belong in a museum. So good are these arches. We're going in a circle. I want to see something again. Oh, sweet.

He wants to see something again. Is it a great circle? This is a great circle Where's the octopus? Let's see the octopus It's around here somewhere. Are we gonna drive by the place where we film Selena and chef? I was one-wheeled the fuck around here. Oh, yeah. This is a good one This is a one-wheeled because I would come to work at like 930 and then wait two hours for other people to get there So and then they go to lunch. It's six seconds away from the office and I would just go I guess I'm over here.

Okay they have a zip-d-suit around. Look at the sticker on this white truck. White truck. Okay. Okay. You talking about arches? Fuck. Whoa! Fuck yeah. Do you guys like Tacoma? Dude it just had like Carly and Fuck is on the back of that thing that allowed Also, I think we shot there this is where it was yeah, it's a bodega now Never called back because of Nick anything they ever make microwave omelets in there No, they should oh, I mean that in a long time. They were smart. They would all right now. Where's that octopus? I make it again Around here somewhere

He's making the noise. It's not what it's not even like the noise in our yes Well, it's a blue room. It's it's also the noise that octo dad makes oh, no, that's true Oh, I remember octo dad. Mm-hmm. He does do that noise Anyway, I'm not much to talk about when the food was good. Yeah. It's tough. Was it though? Oh! Oh, wait and see. It was.

Well, I mean, this comes out of nowhere. You've already watched the episode. There's another, no, some people watch this first. Oh, well, they do it wrong. There's a building over here that says Jordan on it. Oh! It's true. Oh, sorry.

In streets that say Barbara. Don't worry, he's gasping. I'm sorry, I realize that as I get it. I one-yield towards it all the time. And I'm like, that's true. Oh, it's a Barbara. Okay. Don't worry. He's gasping. I'm sorry. I realized again I won real towards it all the time. I'm like that says Jordan. Yeah, the street is named after me and Barbara They couldn't right by the office they couldn't decide which one of us You know, I knew where all the bumps were on the sidewalk nice nice There's like real big ones. You got to get ready for each shit. There's a liquor store in there I'd go to a GB and throw my one wheel on a shopping cart run inside real quick

I'm shit run out. That's pretty cool. Yeah, it was the way The smart I carried around a lot and then someone's like why are you putting a shopping cart? I went oh, you're smart. You are smart and those things aren't heavy, but they're also not like no pretty heavy Yeah, they're like 25 pounds You carry them for more than like a minute and you're like, this is damn heavy. This one starts being like, this is a problem. The first time I ever, I bought mine,

but I didn't have it yet. I was borrowing Gavin's and the first time I went riding on it, I didn't bother getting the app. So like, you just look at the lights on it, but it's real hard to tell actually what the power's at. And he, it was old and I didn't realize he'd never put air in the tire. Oh, that's right. It's supposed to be at like 16 PSI and he, it was old and I didn't realize he'd never put air in the tire.

Oh, that's right. It's supposed to be at like 16 PSI and he was at five. Oh my god. And so it uses way more battery power to move. And so it drains it faster. There you go. He was just like, oh, battery shit. I think it's from the freeze.

And I was just like, you dumb fuck. Wait, freezes help batteries. You didn't have fucking air in the tire, but I rode around my neighborhood and I went to Like a gas station store nearby. Mm-hmm Couple minutes to get there like right as I left it died. It was like a 40 minute walk. Oh Carrying this fucking thing. I was like this sucks right as it got dark That's horrible. And so it was just me walking like 40 minutes Oh my god. Down the side of the road back to my neighborhood.

I was like, oh my God, it didn't seem that far, but it's far. When you're going, you know, 15 miles an hour. Yeah, it was like maybe 30 minutes, but it was like a mile and a half to two miles. And I had to basically walk the entire way back holding this thing. And that's when I'm like, yeah, this gets heavy.

Remember that time Michael one wheeled from the office to the subway? To the subway. Yeah that was fun. That was the time where Gracie had to call out some magic to get the pretzels. Right so we had to go to different subways. Call out some magic. Yeah call out some magic. Just order pretzels at a different location. Well it's called it's called tarot. Abracadabra. It's called tarot my Abracadabra. It's called Taro, my grandma taught me. Gracie had the lion, and I never saw her again. I never saw her again.

And I never. Cinnamon died, and I never saw her again. She died shortly after that, and I never saw her again. God, that movie sucked shit. Or did it? Oh, here comes the real review. Welcome to Hank's, I've Been There Once. Oh really? Maybe twice. This is pretty good, they got a real review. Welcome to Hanks. I've been there once. Oh really?

I've had coffee places. This is pretty good, they got a good burger. Good coffee. Yeah, if you go on Monday, their burgers like half off, that's what it's worth going to. My wife likes going there. This all got fucked.

I like that. This is crazy. They're gonna build a whole bunch of stuff over here. So that was a school they just ripped down? Austin Crane. For the longest time, the only thing there was Hanks and that's CVS and now there's an apartment complex there built that little random storefront. It's

probably gonna be like us like a Lenscrafters or whatever. Oh sweet. Finally. That's where I get all my glasses. I've been waiting. Been waiting for the Nando's and the Lenscrafters. All my favorite British institutions. Check one off the list Jordan. Oh shit. Flats at Berkman. Oh boy. Oh it is becoming British. Well I don't know about that place. That car on blocks with its hood open. Flat is what you'll be if you live here.

Oh shit. Oh man. Don't skip payments. And then you go down two feet and it's like the nicest new house you've ever seen. Yes, yeah. Truly is the gentrification zone over here now. Big time. Yeah, that's true.

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Okay, that was sensual. That wasn't a scream. Yeah, that was an archoo. Yeah. Oh, I massaged myself. That's not really a sound for you. What are you doing? I don't know.

This is like, what? I don't know. Dude, he was talking about like, Massage myself Quick bring the offering plate bring the other should have heard the things he was saying about Selena Gomez I can talk better than her? Yeah. She'll know who I am. Yeah. No. You're piloting on my name. Oh, God. That's not what I meant. I love you like a love song. I just love a cook. Jesus Christ.

Oh my God. Let me cook. No. Get away from me. Well, it's good to know that we need to replace the light bulbs ourselves. Yeah, it'll be fun. Yeah, that's all that's going on. The toilet didn't get back to us,

but someone else did. It'll be fun time. Yeah. Changing the lights. We get to go to Lowe's or Home Depot. I just wonder how much storm online. I'm just wondering if the emir's on. Yeah, I'm thinking that.

So the toilet has an understudy? Is that what we're learning? Yeah, it's us. The toilet has someone above him. Oh. Yeah. That's really how a toilet works. The tank? Fizz. Come on. What's happening? Hey, every driver today has been dog-fizzed.

Squeeze past, bro. You can fit. I don't. Yes, you can. Mount the curb. You got it. You got it. You have so much space. You got it. You got it You got it. You got this didn't make the video. No honk at him and drive off Yeah, he'll never find it Nick jump out beat him up. Look at this guy How come this guy didn't stop in the middle and look at me? He doesn't know the rules Well, he's not British

So I got the reason that I was pretty adamant about contacting the landlord today. Because when I got in and turned on the lights, none of them turned on except for our recording space. And then I had to wait a couple minutes, and then they turned on. And that made me go, feels like we're on to something here. Hmm, right?

Not good. On our last leg is what we're on. Onto you buying some goddamn lights. Gah. Yeah. You good, man? Yeah. I wish our office had like a sink.

I had to clip this. It needs a kitchenette or something. I know, it'd be nice. A sink would be nice. It's the one thing it's missing. A sink and or dishwasher. What are we missing? Like a kitchenette. Oh, yeah.

We can build the addition. Yeah. Yeah. It's a responsibility. They have like mobile kitchenettes. Turns out we're in charge of everything in here. We're gonna raise our own rent by adding stuff on there. I mean, that's what this front room could be,

the kitchenette. We just get a little sink in here. Yeah, but then we can turn around the sublet for more. Yeah, that's what this front room could be, the kitchenette. We just get a little sink in here. For more. Yeah, we can do that. Yeah, yeah. These boxes need to start paying rent. Yeah. Why don't you turn them off? Why trying to get those lights to kick?

Right. You switch it on so that a little electricity flows through. Yeah. Now it's worse. You're not an electrician. Who cares? Just leave it. What does it matter? We making spooky content now? Big oh god there's a guy goes seizure warning wet I Want I actually hate this Jordan actually hates it. He's getting upset. I'm thinking about getting angry. We just replaced them. Yeah, with other shins.

Yeah, with worse ones. Yeah, man, worse. Another light that's also dying. It should be fine. Plays with lights. Everything should be fixed. Oh yeah. Okay, cool.

Oh yeah, get him, get him, yeah. By now this sword has come out. Yeah, you're gonna get it now. Hey, fixes the lights, baby. Yeah. Hey, it doesn't smell like glade as much anymore. No, I didn't think it would forever, dude. I mean.

It's been a week. It was a lot. It was a lot. Nick. What are you thinking about looking at? Oh. Oh, gross, I forgot about that. Whoa!

I got so excited. Gross, why did you save them? What? For Gracie. Gross! She doesn't eat chocolate. But it tastes like fruit. But it tastes like fruit.

Gross. Anyway, says the guy who put them in there. Upcoming video. We got them. When do we give up on the plants? Never. Okay, so we'll just always have the dead plants. I think so. Upcoming video. I mean have the dead plants. I think so.

Upcoming video. I mean, until it stinks. I think if it stinks or gets bugs. Which one do you think tastes the most like their character? Tails. Tastes like butt. I was going to say shadow tastes like gun. Yeah.

Tastes like metal. Yeah. Jordan, I don't know what there is to give up on. Shadow tastes like gun It's like metal yeah Why don't know what there is to give up on like look at the green over here There's a bit of green over there on that one sure this shows I love there could be like this one was like gonna unfurl as a new leaf and then gave up and died Yeah, I think Eric did something. Yeah. Yeah, I must have done something man. He was coming in here I think with a blow dryer. I wasn't looking

Stop eat it up. All right, we done now. Yeah, um, I guess Nick will be quiet. I doubt it. Oh, he's got things to say. He's got things to say about Selena Gomez. No Can't say that on camera. He's got no to say you do about Selena Gomez. No! You can't say that on camera. He's got this to say too, Selena. I know! I like Selena Gomez.

And if she doesn't hear me all right, I'm blood. Yeah, too much, too much. No! Well, uh- I just wanna cook. Go back and- Okay, I got a little weird.

Michael went into the bathroom. Yeah. The last one. I wasn't sure if the door was gonna close. Was this a problem? Was this a problem? No, I don't think we bought a new air freshener. No, not yet.

So it could be. So it will be a problem. Well, go back and watch the bought a new air freshener. No, not yet. So it could be. So it will be a problem. Well, go back and watch the episode. Was any of this connected to that? Yes. Oh, I doubt it. It's great to know.

It's always connected. Okay, well, we'll see you next time. Patreon.com slash 100%. Oh! Sneak attack?