100% Eat - Get Stuffed %% Domino's Parmesan Stuffed Crust Pizza

Episode Date: March 11, 2025

Domino's finally cross the line and started doing a stuffed crust pizza. Will Our Heroes enjoy what Domino's, the best chain pizza crust, does in their new venture or is it too little too late for this flailing franchise. The dark empath has plenty to say about this but also he's scraping and slapping plus cheeseburger pizza in mayo? Look, we talk about the Taco Bell Live Mas Livestream disappointment as well. A jam packed ep, one section, all over. Sponsored by Mando. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code EAT at shopmando.com! #mandopod STOP GETTING THE 6 CHEESE WISCONSIN AND GET A SHIRT INSTEAD https://100percenteat.store/ Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host with this very stationary microphone that no one's gonna slap or touch Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you in your microphone? That one might be on me. No, yeah! Because I've reminded You did, but I did a little twist you you do that was a that was a twisty slap

You Scraped your titties this this guy man. I made him I made him say that yeah Scraped your titties. Literally 45 seconds in. A- kept looking at me then you then me then you and I kept saying HIM! He goes where the sound is. And he just kept looking at Eric. If I was making noise he would have looked at me. But I kept saying, but I said not me him and he kept going back to Eric.

Hey watch Ride Along. Dude, Ride Along has been good. Ride Along has been been a good show right along has been a very good show especially for just like a real Phone in no effort. Yeah for a thing that we just go like yeah, you rolling yeah Well, it's really evolved to from what it was which was like let's film us in the car coming back Yeah, and then it's changed into Nick is recording where things used to be. From the back seat.

And we're going into the restaurant. It is true. And sometimes waiting 40 minutes for the food. Today was like 30 seconds. I know. That may be the fastest ever. I ordered the food early. Yeah, but that's no guarantee.

That's absolutely true. You're gonna walk in and go order for Eric. And they go, here you go, sir. The person was on the phone and looked at me and they went, do you have a pickup? And I went, I didn't know if I was like, you're talking to me, you're like on the phone. And I just went for Eric and they went, okay.

How could someone have a pickup on the phone? That's what I didn't understand. Why are they on the phone? Why didn't they go, yeah, just a second. I have a pickup, yeah. Where is it? I'm at my house. I'd like to pick up my front door. I thought you would leave it at my door and I would pick it up. Where is it? I'm at my house. I'd like to pick up my front door.

I thought you would leave it at my door and I would pick it up. Where is it? Hi, I'm at home. Where are you? Yeah. Is the Domino's here yet? What are you ripping?

What flavor? Gummy? It's just called gummy? Oh no. It's called a drum.? Well now it's broken. White gummy ice. I told you this yesterday, nothing is ever just a flavor. They're gonna add words. Madlib style.

Where's that book? Poopy blueberry book. I think poopy blueberry. They're all AI generated. These are definitely, whatever these are, are definitely AI generated. Give me a bunch of adjectives and gummy ice. The names are AI generated, and so is the product. The product and the art all over it, everything about it looks AI generated.

Also, everyone has these. Also, what a waste. Like, it looks so- I can- there are three of us right here that don't have one. Well, I think it means people that vape have this kind. Yes. I see it everywhere, specifically. It's blown up. Geek bar?

The geek bar is like the one that I see. Unless you're- They do have like 50,000 flavors. I mean, that's my assumption why. Also, I do like- it's got very little nicotine in it. Yeah. Oh, there you go. Compared to, uh, I mean, I used Jules before got very little nicotine in it. Yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, to I mean, I mean I used Jules before this it's right. It's like

Like a fraction compared to that which tells me to how much I still like it like I should just probably just stop Vaping nicotine and just just do the flavor. Yeah, I just don't yeah. Oh, there you go Well, you know what since you're like building up a tolerance to cancer in the future That's what I'm doing. I thought you were I was gonna say you're dialing it back So like the next thing you go with is just gonna be flavorless no or flavor flavor No, so when I go back up it can't stop me But but then I realized I was talking to my yeah, and I should have sensible I was talking to my yeah, yeah, and I should have Sensible yeah, she just like what I like about this power play even when you hit zero on the on the flavor

Yeah, or on the nicotine. It's got the percentage you can still taste the flavor I'll suck on this thing for like a day damn because I still get what I want right because you get in the flames Yeah, I get violently angry without the nicotine though. Oh interesting, but I get itch Ian mad angry without the nicotine though. Oh interesting. But. I get itchy and mad. And I also love, I said I love chewing on it. It's like the perfect level.

Yeah you're like gnawing on it right? It's like a baby binky. It really is. Speaking of chewing, I was actually pretty excited for this food we got today. Yeah? Michael what's the food? Oh wow. He took it from you.

Yeah. Well I was gonna do that and then it tees you back up. It's weird it's like is he the host or what? I was just gonna let you keep talking. He's like I'm ripping it out of your hands so I can hand it tees you back up. It's weird. It's like is he the host or what? Yeah? I was just gonna let you keep talking. He's like what I'm ripping it out of your hands So I can hand it back to you. Yeah, what's the point of that? I don't know do I you know what? What might be time to switch these two? Yeah, and then we'll and then that and that'll be the coolest ten minutes Never have audio again.

I was gonna say, we won't have to talk again. Right, I'm less concerned about Nick being here and more concerned about an episode not being recorded. Hey, we gotta do that one again. What? He can roll it and then, you know, go see it. Which part? All of it? Yeah. We'll just use the camera audio.

You remember what you said, right? Yeah, just say it one more time. I do write it down before we start. Mm-hmm Well, the script says it we got it. We did Domino's today. It's how it's typed. Domino's Parmesan crusted stuffed crust Pizza crust. Mm-hmm Domino's parmesan stuffed crust Parmesan Domino's a parmesan. They have never done this for some reason. Pizza Hut's been doing it for 50 years. Yeah. Yeah. Like pizza sucks. And Domino's is like, we're doing it now. It's like the only time you get it is at crusty old Pizza Hut. We were going like, did they think it was too gimmicky like yeah, we're above it

Yeah, were they taking a stand? We like please we don't mess with our pizza I would think it would be more like they just that's pizza hut thing and they don't want it But like do you identify it as John? I do I stuff crust to me is a pizza thing I don't know it as a pizza. I think it was a pizza pizza hut I in my mind originated it, but I've seen so many other places do it now that yes, it's free reign It is free reign. I just I just thought was just maybe assume Domino's is like hmm I think that that we're not gonna be like yeah I think that they're not gonna stoop down to their level because they're already dominating. Yeah. Yes

It's like a McDonald's Burger King situation. Yeah, we're burping King's like hey McDonald's take that and they're like, huh? Hey, we make chicken fries now Was that it was that an ant? I don't see the McDonald's taking Burger King ideas like mayo on burgers and running with it everyone's favorite treat It goes on burger Burger King does it? Uh.

That's your defense. Your defense is Burger King does it. No. Nick was using Burger King as a defense in the right along. It took a while to get to Wendy's. No. Yes it did. Burger King was the second thing he said. Yeah. I feel like automatically if you have to invoke Burger King in your argument, you've lost.

Right. Yeah. It's tough. If it were a debate, they would have shot you. It also- That's how debates and these do work. Or shaved If it were a debate, they would have shot you. Or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or So this all comes from Nick saying that when he had the cheeseburger pizza. From Domino's. Yes, he said it was good when he dipped it in mayo. It was better.

Tolerable. He said it was better. Yeah. He said it wasn't good. He said he actually didn't like it. But then mayo was the solution. And we were like, that's good, he went better. And then he said, yeah, like a cheeseburger.

And all of us sort of went like. What's the first thing you're adding to a burger? Condiment wise throw a little mayo on there Catch it was third on this list. No, no so many things before mayo bacon That's not a condiment We didn't say it was a condiment. I just about add I said I said condiment but Bacon is also a better answer than mayo. No bacon jam

You know onions? No Onions here. I put hot sauce on it before I put mayonnaise. No no No, you wouldn't yeah, and then you'd make him slap your titties again you little freak Put him made him do it put him on the board for it Earworm freak. We were talking about the schedule today. Now we're getting too referentialed. Yeah, well I'm just saying, we were talking about the schedule today.

This predates Ride Along. We were talking about the schedule. And then in that conversation, I just said, yeah, and then Nick's gonna slap Eric's titties. Yeah, it was, when I got that text today, I was like in a rhythm. My day was like jam packed today. Titties weren't even slapped once.

Dude, it threw me off for like 10 minutes where I just sat and like looked at my laptop and I went, what? Where do I come back from this? It's like, do I search for what this is a reference to? Do I say, what is this? Like, where, like, what is this? It's not a reference to anything.

It was just a thing my experience tells me Told me that when something seems out of the blue for Michael it is yeah Yeah, and it was you guys were engaging so I was fine. Just be like I'll let this play I'll check on this later. It was a man It was a classic. It was a classic Michael too because I was like Eric was talking So I was gonna say something at him that wanted to rile him up and then and no one else had responded yet So and then I included Nick's name like an ad lib. I just put Nick to drag him into it He'd have a reaction and then when he started replying he would immediately come in later involved, right?

And I thought it was a good plan Next idea because also then like if you know we're breaking it down in insane thing to say but moving past that Jordan wouldn't be slapping your titties so it have to be there was logic based yeah I mean that's not I had a crazy I had a crazy something crazy exactly I had a crazy idea and then I was like let's make it as grounded as humanly possible and you did it and that's all I did It's my Eric's confusion and boy your word then was it grounded well Nick slapped your titties So I didn't want and then he went on the water wasn't that crazy and he kept saying I had to he made me

It was pure permission, that's what it was it was a classic I have to do this now. Well if you insist, twist my arm, I'll do it. Maybe made it even stranger, or if not stranger, upped it a notch and made it his own because he had some sort of like, well I'm not gonna touch it so I'll use this plate. Which kind of made it more weird,

but then he kept, he did it over and over and over again. He didn't go pshh once. He was just like eeeh. And I'm sitting there going, what's going on here? He kept do he did it over and over and over again. He didn't go once And I'm sitting there going what's going on here, and he's going you made me I have You did this Take me off the board you're gonna get put on the board. Yeah, you're right to be on the board again I'm not the one who controls the bunkers you wrote it he had to he had to also that you didn't have to slap His titties once you slapped his titties. He had to put it on the board. You gave him no choice. You had a choice I think you didn't have a choice you had done one clean smack with it late

It would have been a little over the top that was funny and but the way you did it was bonkers board material That was funny, but the way you did it was bonkers board material That makes it more What defense is this patented it you know the way I Said slap titties at BK. I said, Nick's gonna slap your titties. You have it your way. And you said, WTF? And then I said, he feels.

And then Eric said, feel this. And he put a middle finger emoji. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe long time. It's like a dog walking in from outside going, somebody just made food in here. But it was long enough where he could have just ignored it. Right. And the conversation wasn't going anymore, but I'm glad he extended it.

Wish I had. And now we have this lovely story. We do. And all of that was more entertaining than what we did yesterday for the Taco Bell stream. Oh my God. Which is up now on our Patreon. Prepare to be disappointed from Taco Bell. I mean we carried it.

The whole video of us going to get Taco Bell is on YouTube. But if you want to continue right where that leaves off. Which is a much better video. Yeah. It really is. It's good stuff. We had a lot of fun in that Taco Bell, but we can't put his glasses for I gave him the video so he put it into where you threw your glasses and he matches it up. Um It's pretty good, but the Taco Bell Watch along we have to put on patreon because we just screen Recorded the Taco Bell YouTube video that we can't put out on YouTube.

Yeah, Taco Bell's not gonna give us any more gift cards we don't use if... Well, some of us have it. If we steal their content. Yeah, I mean what you said still stands. Very confused still by why Taco Bell did what they did the way that they did. I wish I had seen some clips from last year's to see if they did it the same way. Because when you describe what they're doing, which is this. A keynote presentation.

Kitchy tongue in cheek apple keynote type presentation. You think this could be pretty funny for a fast food brand to do. But they did it in the most banal serious marketing kind of way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was no twist to it. No, there was no like fun to be had Yeah, and like have fun with it. Well, I know people trying to eat the confetti at the end. That was very strange. Yeah I mean it's a really poor jokes Yeah, Nick thought it was hilarious

You got to check it out on patreon. Maybe He had permission to laugh. But like he did, the whole... Dude, he laughed for a long time. We ended and he kept laughing, dude. That was crazy. They didn't need to be like, sardonic or like, self-deprecating about it. Because you can... It's cool to like things again, you know? And be enthusiastic about it.

That's what Elon Musk told me. Yeah, okay I'm moving like a normal human man But like it's just like they had no twist or anything to it no there was no fun Yeah, where it could also they didn't show That was really the most infuriating. That camera work was terrible. It was awful!

It was absolutely terrible. They had a giant screen. A giant screen you could never see. You couldn't pay them to film it. But then, they cut to a video playing on the screen once. They take it like full screen for you. Why would that not be the thing that you show with the person that you don't give a fuck about in the lower corner? Don't even show him, I say. Who cares? Show me the the ube cookie thing or... I still don't really know what that looks like.

They, they, I think they're doing that like fried chicken a Crunchwrap one that you were like that would look good if like a chef made it well They're making it and it's not a chef. It's a couple people so they're chefs. Yeah, it's very strange, but it's an influencer event So I guess they got what they wanted out of it was clear Yeah, it was just sort of like, oh, this is kind of... They should have had a taco under every seat. That would have been good. That would have been...

That would have been funny. That would have been fucking great. That would have been a baller move. That's a great twist on it. Well, that could be a thing. You're leaning into the... LivMoss livestream is a hit and everyone gets a free taco if you're there. You know what I mean?

Yeah, and then you also go, you know, they might be cold. We put them there two hours. Yeah The four interns who were in charge of duct taping these at the bottom of your seat Everyone gets a Mexican pizza oh careful The and then they announced like the Taco Bell cafe thing That live moss cafe. Yeah, which I I think is it's a Bad business idea.

Like they just saw what happened to McDonald's doing it. And they're like, what have we tried? Move in on the market since McDonald's didn't really pull it off. I talked to Rocco about it at Mega64, and he just went, if you guys ever want to go, and you just want a person that like would be there, I'd love to do that.

I was like, damn man, that'd be awesome. Just like a regular normal guy. Yeah, uh-huh. Just doing normal guy stuff. Regular Roscoe. He's in the background. He can be Artie long. But it's like, the one thing he said,

he's like, I know about it just because on opening day, Sean tried to go because they were giving away free t-shirts. So he drove down to Chula Vista to get one and did not get a free t-shirt. So he came back mad. At that point, even if he got the shirt. That is not a free shirt. No Sean the time what your time investment Sean doesn't get it. Mm-hmm. No, he'll do anything for free. He yes It's like that episode of Nathan for you where people go out in the woods

Hiking a mountain to get a gas rebate They never get Someone said that about I saw that comment about that on the TacoBass video. And one, it's again a thing where I point out where people don't understand, even if their point was valid, it's not because we make content out of it. Yeah, right?

And it was like, I think it too was like, Americans, like I was, you know, someone from the UK or something. And they're like, it's not free, because it's like, you're saving money in the past, how much money did you spend on gas? How much money did you spend going there? All that's irrelevant, because it's a video you're watching. Yeah, we put it on YouTube and made money. It's like a job that I'm doing. But also, I go there anyway. Right. That's not going all the way far away to get a free t-shirt. Yeah. That's on my way home. Uh-huh.

And I went there all the time. Uh-huh. Which is why I got that. Right. And then even made a point to say, like, oh, no, I'm not getting other food so I can get the value, which again was for the video. But I remember reading that and I'm like,

you just don't get it. No. You just don't get it. He should honestly. I don't understand. He needs to do both sides. He needs to be mad at us but then he should also be happy for us in his next comment and then and then that way it's kind of like. He'll comment on this video and say oh you were right. So smart. So smart I was wrong. So smart. So smart. So smart I was wrong no punctuation. Yeah we need to get people you know what I think the key is here?

We need to get people arguing in the comments so they keep coming back and watching the video. So if you have an argument in the comment section, you can do that now. Go just start saying some stuff. Start an argument with someone who's not there. And maybe they'll come. Maybe they'll come or show up.

Or if you see an argument you want to dive in Yeah, yeah, go in honestly if somebody leaves a comment Just argue with yeah, yeah, maybe slap their titties You have to Yeah, I think I think if I think if one video that we do, most of the comments are like, this food's gross, ha ha, that's funny, whatever. It's fine, the comments are fine.

I think if one episode, this episode, has a very antagonistic comment section for no reason and it's just like huge spike in views, why? Everyone's mad. Yeah, let's see what happens, you know? Get in there and start arguing. Yeah, fuck them up! Yeah, I don't care what about.

I mean, they're already there. Yeah. So, yeah, so start arguing. Get down there. It's not get in there, it's look around you and swing some bones. And then when you see them reply, MOSHPIT! When you see them reply, make sure you watch the entire video.

Yeah. Again. He's doing Dark Impat stuff. Oh, you can feel it. Can you feel the comments section? No, no, he's making them mad. Oh, no. Sending it. Oh, no. Well, Domino's stuffed crust. Glad they're doing it. Uh, very curious to see what you guys think about it. But in order for that to happen, we need to look around a little bit. No, we need

stuffed opinions. Yeah, we need to look. Yeah I mean, what's your stuffed pinion? What's the best stuff crust? Do you think I don't know there is a best stuff? Yeah DiGiorno, I was gonna say like a yeah, I honestly don't know that I ever have enjoyed a stuffed crust beyond being a child when I Feel like and I'm tricked over and over again. I'll go all stuffed crust. You're so I like it, right? I like pizza even DiGiorno's, it's like, you know the quality of DiGiorno's before you get it, right? I will never like not get DiGiorno's,

but see stuffed crust and then get it, but there's like a baseline level of enjoyment I have. And I'm like, oh, I'll get the one stuffed crust. And I don't know that anytime ever I've gotten it and gone, wow, I'm really happy I got stuffed crust. You're right. Yeah. I think you nailed it. Like when you said it's a kid thing,

when I took a bite of that cheese stuffed crust, I don't know what I was expecting beyond what I got, but in my head I went, I think I would have loved this as a kid. Yeah. But like now it's just sort of like- Five years ago when he was getting all his vaccinations. You guys weren't getting a bunch of shots? Another reference to that.

Are we gonna do it? You got the video, let's just play it. No, they gotta pay for it. Yeah, Ride Along's free. No, they gotta pay for it. Yeah! Ride Along's free. No, they gotta pay for it. Oh. In like another video. There's no such thing as a free video. If you want to watch, you're paying by watching it. That's right, and if you want to watch it for free, go to burgergauntlet.com. Yes, that's true. And then it'll take you to some other places. Oh yeah, well I don't think we mentioned that in the last episode, did we? What? BurgerGauntlet.com? Yeah.

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to a lot of summer vibes lately. I get it. You're dreaming about with Mando. My algorithm suggests book before March 30th. Remember Sunwing. Save more. Do more. Book with your local travel advisor or at sunwing.ca. Hey, let's learn about Domino's. Our last Domino's episode was April 23rd, 2024, where we ate the New York style pizza. It received an average rating of 44. Now what do you guys remember? Was that our last episode?

It was, I think one of the last. I remember pasta Pete being there. What burro was, I think one of the last. I remember Ropasta Pete being there. What burro was that? That is the only thing that I remember from that episode is something that didn't happen on the episode. It was Chris and we're asking him to name five. What are the burros in New York? Um.

Um. Um. Um. Filly? Yeah. Queens. That was like the only. Kings. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm But it was high for what we thought it was gonna be when we looked at it the first time. Because we just went, this is just their, this is flat pizza. Yeah, it didn't seem like much. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. So, decent score for something that kind of sucked. Keep, keep teaching.

Oh, okay. You may continue. In the U.S., Domino's generated more than 85% of U.S. retail sales in 2023 via digital channels and has developed several innovative ordering platforms, including seven unique ways to order Domino's. Included in the seven ways are tweet and from your smart TV, which if you've ever done either of those, you're a lunatic. Imagine turning on your TV and going, all right, I'm going to order a pizza in front of people. They'd never stop talking about it and making fun of you. If you have a humiliation kink, this might be the move for you.

Actually... That, the end. Oh, that's it. I... Turning on your smart TV and ordering a pizza is fucking cr... It's already on. Yeah, it's convenient.

Okay. Can we order pizza from this TV? You probably can. Imagine, imagine you're like, all right, let me put in my credit card information and you're looking at your card. Nobody look, nobody look. You're using- I'm putting it in, don't look.

You've got like the magic thing so you can like use it like a mouse to like pointing it at the TV. Yeah, that's what I have on my TV. One of my TVs. Yeah, and so you're just doing that when also I've already ordered pizza off my TV so my credit card information is saved already.

Oh! In the scenario that is playing out in your head. This is not my first rodeo. In the scenario that's playing out is you've already done this. Yeah, and I'm doing it again to show everyone. Xbox had a way you could do it with the Kinect. I was gonna say, like, the wackiest way you could do it is probably the Kinect. It was like like here you go Pepperoni and that was a mega 64 video too where they was like he kept ordering like the

And it turns into it's a thing the pizza it's a pizza tron yeah But I remember my favorite part of that is uh he finally gets it Yeah, well after like 30 tries and he goes did you know I ordered From an Xbox and Derek goes did you know I or I deliver this pizza in a car? It's a great video he goes fuck you Rocco and his underwear and like this shirt Trying to order Frowny and it just doesn't work. It's great. It's such a good video fuck. It's awesome But enough about them

If you suffer a loss on your Domino's Pizza, Inc NYSC colon D PZ investment there is a class-action lawsuit against Domino's that seeks to recover losses of shareholders who were adversely affected by alleged securities fraud. The fraud comes from Domino's lying to investors about meeting goals they set themselves, their struggles with new store openings and closures, and wildly overstated profits. That's illegal. If you can't trust multi-billion dollar international corporations, who can you trust make the monkey CEO now and make this right? Domino's he won't ask twice Honey, I went over my yeah. Oh, I had to go back. I had to find yeah I didn't find the original squirt gun. I had to find the original gun emoji

We're going next to smiley face is not it's not as funny. Yeah. It's not as good. When they changed it. Revolver. When they changed it, it was like, I'm gonna squirt water on my head, on the side of my head. It's not as funny. I'm gonna wet myself.

Watch out, my temple's about to be moistened. Nick's always texting the tongue emoji with like two tall buildings. Yeah. And then he adds the new text effects that make the buildings go BOOM! Nick, enough! Not again!

Those text effects are fun. We're trying to have an important conversation. Yeah, they are fun. And I just I love how goddamn easy it is now because it's under text effects. It is to italicize shit and put a line through things.

Yeah. That's just the best. You don't have to do the thing where you're doing the weird Reddit coding or anything. It's like, I'm underlining this. You can tell because I put underscores on either side. I would usually try and like Google it, find it and then just copy paste it. Absolutely.

Which works sometimes. Oh, god, too much. What were we talking about? Oh, yes. Two more! We're talking about Mega64. Oh, yeah. Heh.

Last month, Domino's announced they will close 205 loss-making stores in 2025 as part of an effort to sharpen market focus and improve profitability. The majority of the closures are in Japan, where 172 pizza restaurants will shutter between April and June. Wow. This sounds like a lot, but there are over 1,000 dominoes in Japan proving that, even internationally, there's no accounting for taste because their limited time pizza right now is lasagna pizza. What?

Crazy. And we're here? It is a layered cheat, like crazy. Let me add a titty slap to that. Dunk it in mayo. Yeah Just like your regular lasagna That's how they do it at Pozzoli's. Why don't we get in the spaghetti? Meatball pizza put it on your fucking head

I just want to point out that it was very exciting that they're in the middle of a class-action lawsuit for Struggling to open new stores and closures and then a month ago. They went hey, so we're closing about 205 of these suckers I love the term of loss making loss making it's what a weird around Double-speak. Oh, it's the worst You guys are making too much loss. Yeah, that's I go I go in I go in there and I see four panel comics It's pretty good loss is good. Well, that's a good one pretty good and now the final fact There's some interesting words in here. Mm-hmm Eric googled these for sure. I mean Redefining fast food delivery standards in India Domino's is now delivering pizzas in just 10 minutes.

Wow. How is that possible? With Swiggy, of course. Open Circle and choose Bolt Delivery from your Swiggy app. And Krundle will match with Pee-Po to optimize your VRL experience. Some of those are real and some we did a make-em-up check your monkey app for results Monkey MUNKY MUNKY that one's real. Yeah, Krundle is definitely fake. Okay, Krundle's fake. Yes. Yeah Swiggy real Swiggy real peep all uh-huh

People I think is too clever to be made up. Okay, I think it's real. It's fake. Damn it I think is too clever to be made up. Okay. I think it's real. It's fake. Damn it. Damn it. Peep old spelled that way. Yeah. It's pretty good, right?

Pretty good. Yeah. Thank you. So circle and bolt have to be real. Ha! Circle's fake. Bolt is real. Ooh. So you have to use bolt delivery on swiggy. The way you spelled circle is just leaving off the E.

Oh, it's the best. But you left in the other vowel. Yeah. so that should have been like a swiggy bowl big-time giveaway. Are you doing bolt on swiggy? I'm thinking hmm I couldn't yeah, I couldn't get crundle to connect. Are you guys having cruddle connection problem? Well, yeah, but you can see that people's down my crundle doesn't connect. I need to get my crundle serviced. I Got crud in the crundle Have you tried cleaning out crundle doesn't connect. I need to get my crundle serviced. I got crud in the crundle Have you tried cleaning out crundle? Nick come over and slap Your crundle is that why I can't get pizza in 10 minutes. I got too much credit my crundle. Oh no

Yeah, not anymore. I made him clean it oh That's why you gotta check your monkey yeah, yeah, that's right. You check the monkey app for results guys If we do ever make an app we won't then just we'll just call you open the monkey app and then you choose slap scrape If anyone knows how to make apps or app games, let us know. We'll make one. Call it monkey and then you can just be If anyone knows how to make it, let us know. We'll make one. We'll make you make one. Yeah. Thank you. Alright, cool. So you do get it. So it is clear. You come do it and then say look what we did. Yeah! Alright, cool. So it does make sense. Good. Wanna make sure. Those are all the facts. Yes. We learned a lot about Swiggy.

What is Swiggy? I actually didn't learn it. It's where you do bolt. I want to get swiggy with it Swiggy is some kind of app in India. Okay, I bet I bet it's like dominoes doesn't have an app you can use I know I'm not if you want to do but it's probably not in 10 minutes Yeah, not feel both delivery if you want normal Stone Age 25 minute delivery. Yeah I'm waiting an extra 10 minutes a dominoes dominoes near me is not I get a pizza in 22 minutes Yeah, it's so fucking fast. It's crazy, and if it's more than like 35 or 40 which is still pretty reasonable Uh-huh, I think over 40 is like all right. Where's my pizza mm-hmm if it's like 36 minutes Why would say more than half the time? I'll get a free pizza. Oh, that's sorry it took so long

I'm like I really didn't take yeah, I'll get a free pizza. I'm like, sorry, it took so long. I'm like, I really didn't take that one. I've gotten so many free pizzas for a very reasonable delivery time. That's crazy. Meanwhile, Pizza Hut, which is across the street, which I only have ever ordered if I really have a hankering for breadsticks. Like, more than pizza.

Okay, yeah. You get an online order, the restaurant catches on fire. Dude, I have ordered, and and not like oh, it's late Where is it? It's like estimated delivery 80 minutes, and I'm just like I don't know if they're that slow Or that many people are still ordering pizza. Oh, it's definitely not that one, but I'm just like how It's like an hour faster from Domino's like pizza. It's minimum hourum. That's crazy. Maybe the Noid is over there. I would care more. I'll be honest. If Domino's is going to take something from fucking Pizza Hut,

make regular breadsticks, please. I like cheesy bread, but it's totally different. It's cheesy bread. Yeah, you're right. I do like every now and then having a tasty breadstick. I would say it's the best thing Pizza Hut sells. It's better than their pizza. I'll order, they come in like five packs,

but you usually get like a combo and get 10. I'll eat seven breadsticks. My wife likes the breadsticks a lot. She gets crazy on them. Yeah, fucking mess. Now instead, It's like the dust the parmesan's everywhere. What if instead they got some pieces of chicken nuggets and then drench them in Melty cheese and so much buffalo it burns your sinuses how did they do that how did Domino's describe that food when you when you ordered it did describe it as chicken nuggets and the salts to your sensation I they don't mean eating hey they mean would you hold the box so I got one loaded chicken classic buffalo loaded chicken okay chicken. Okay. Yep. Okay.

Yeah, I guess that's the shit all over the top. As opposed to wing. Yep. That's it. That doesn't make any sense. By the way, did you hear about the Texas peat plant that caught on fire? Really? Yeah. In North Carolina, oddly. North Carolina peat? Doesn't have the same ring to it. He was not, he didn't think that was funny.

No, also, also, and furthermore, how dare you? Also, he really took the news harshly. You went, wow, really? He went, oh. Yeah, he knew. He knew and he's still really low here. Like, it's gonna fuck the supply chain up. If my weiner schlitz already gave up! He actually was like, He's gonna have to go to that one Rudy's that does

it. They're slapping my titties over. Did they ever say like how it caught on fire? Or was it just like, it just as it was quickly extinguished. Do you think that it like burned sinuses of everyone in like a 10 mile vicinity? When hot sauce catches on fire, do you think it gets more spicy? I think I think it burns up in a way that you're going to like inhale it where you wouldn't be day to day. Like that dust storm yesterday. I don't turn this off because it's Domino's and I respect them. Uh huh. They let me know.

Have you heard about our delicious new Parmesan stuff? Holy shit! Can you somehow text them back and say yes? Yeah, I am doing it right now. This is what happened yesterday. Hey guys, Michael Jordan podcast is in 10 minutes. Hell yeah. See, we am doing it right now. Um, this is what happened yesterday guys Michael Jordan podcast is in ten minutes. Okay. Hell yeah. See we would have just been starting. Yep Ten minutes from now. So I was good. I like that what we did yesterday when we did the Taco Bell

Livestream we got Taco Bell and then all during the Taco Bell livestream. They went go get this food It's deeply discounted right now. What? We already got it, and we have it, and we're watching this. And you made us pay full price with no gift card. Terrible. Terrible.

Where's the gift card? It carry back. He has it. It carry back. You wanna get some Taco Bell later? Is he just learning about, did you just not pay attention at all Did you forget what happened yesterday and why he was so mad? Oh?

I didn't know he wound up with the The card how the fuck did you not understand what took place? Where did you think it went yeah, Nick Nick I remember you I remember you being there I'm I'm Sean When it was happening, I was kidding when it was happening and you guys yelling at each other You stop so much yelling at me and then you started looking at me and yelling like He's crazy, right? No, he's crazy, right? Like somehow I was the mediator boy or the media because he's crazy right no he's crazy right like somehow I was the

mediator well you are the media because he's fucking stupid and he was saying made absolutely no goddamn sense you had to be you had to be that's why I was looking at you because he gave me a code and then said don't order it on your phone I remember I stand by that I looked over at Nick and was like I agree with Nick because he was standing there yeah and I said that yesterday you had to be the mediator because when you went I agree with Nick because he was standing there. Yeah, and I said that yesterday You had to be the mediator because when you went I agree with Nick He was just kind of like staring at the ceiling going, huh? Don't know how many dots are up there. Yeah, I remember that. How did you not know that he had the gift card?

No, there were a few. I already redeemed it. It's in my account and then I went to use it and he went no no no Let's do it at the store yeah that's when I went are you fucking brain dead and it looked at Jordan Michael and I are gonna go use it for our own we are purposes we're gonna make our own podcast no you don't remember there's gonna be hookers and everyone's standing by the way but the hookers are gonna slap our teeth oh man fewer holes on the ceiling yesterday. Yeah, I mean more today more today There was one big hole and now it's yeah. Yeah, no no good The hookers in blackjack line was that a was that a red versus blue line? No, what was that Futurama?

Oh, that's right. I kept us at two or yeah. Yeah, like a way better show. Yeah Maybe they'll bring it back. Well, they brought, yeah, they brought Futurama back a bunch of times. Yeah, they've done it like three times. Now Red vs. Blue is back a bunch of times, maybe. He's done it more than three, I think. Yeah, it's back a lot. Do you count those like DVD movies

that they did as it coming back? Yes, yes. Because they did. No! They did turn them into like episodes, yeah. And it was like almost its own season. Isn't that what that? I wouldn't, maybe I wouldn't count it if it was like one movie. Yeah. But it was like four movies. They did't that what I wouldn't maybe I wouldn't count if it was like one movie Yeah, but it was like they did a lot of they turned into an entire and then the show came back

Isn't that what they do that Moana to it was like this is gonna be a post to be a show I really the same thing, but yeah, it was supposed to be sure they put it into a bag right yeah Yeah, yeah, that's why it's a mess. Yeah, huh strange and the music was not good. Yeah Well hey, Jordan learn about the food. We were too harsh on Lin-Manuel. I wasn't I wasn't harsh on him. I Liked him in the Golden Compass. See I Liked him in the Sopranos. Oh He's like, um, do you remember? Fuck who is he has he's like one guy with like one throwaway line see

like a delivery guy he's a bellboy that's what it is yeah yeah he's like carrying someone's luggage he's in it for like a second very weird he gets thrown off a bridge they wouldn't waste carpet okay Domino's parmesan stuffed crust is made of premium buttery flavored dough mm-hmm stuffed with melty cheese made with 100% real mozzarella and topped with Domino's parmesan stuffed crust is made of premium buttery flavored dough Stuffed with melty cheese made with 100% real mozzarella and topped with Domino's garlic seasoning and a sprinkle of parmesan You don't all give them here because this is where we get into the like beyond Eric's lies the the company's bold lies Mm-hmm. I would agree that they do have premium buttery flavored dough. Yes. It's very good We're just talking about the crust is the best the best goddamn part of their pizza Which is what got me excited about this was like that good crust they finally did something with it Yes, it's very good. We're just talking about the crust is the best part the best goddamn part of their pizza

Which is what got me excited about this was like that good crust they finally did something with it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah I'm intrigued. It's weird because it's just such a short step for them to do this and they just didn't forever Yeah, you keep it in your back pocket and bring it out out of nowhere for no reason worked on us Yeah, they texted me about it. That's true We got yeah quote. I would reply if it was a phone number one of the most common questions We're asked is when will you launch stuffed crud? I always say launch you said Kate Trumbull Domino's executive vice president chief marketing officer how many jobs she got We're excited to announce that our first ever stuffed crust is finally here and we promise it is worth the wait We think the best stuffed crust ever what we think the best stuffed crust was saved for last The your bias is showing yeah, I know the

Whatever marketing person said saved like save for last Yeah, was like it a whole room of people going. Oh shit. We gotta use that our fans will love it Yeah, yeah, that's how they refer to customers Our fans our fans keep asking you about every customer who comes into the store. Yes No, we don't have customers. We have guests. That's what it was like to work at Target. The whole time. You don't have customers, you have guests. That was what it was like working there the whole time? The whole time.

You didn't have to do anything else? Oh, I had to do a lot of other stuff, but they kept beating the shit into that, into you every day of like- Did you wear a red shirt? Oh yeah. Did they slap your titties? This is before I knew Nick, so no.

No, you could do it back then Things were different. It was fun and he liked it and he loved it. He wanted it It was they'd call it slap titty Tuesday. It was 2002. Things were different Well, we have our review of dominoes and what they're doing with their stuff crust that they save for last but We have your reviews also in a segment called you review Who wants to read the first one play this on Jordan does good Jordan. This is a long one. Yeah, it is and I Have no idea how to say this guy's name. I'm Dilla Keem Good job. Thank you. How long did you practice? Yeah, I just looked at it bullshit. Yeah, I don't believe that for a second

You googled it. I could I googled it I said how I say I held it up. You know what more insultingly you asked chat GPT no That is more insulting Abdel Hakim J says this place is pretty bad. They messed up two of my orders. One, they sold me a Wisconsin six cheese pizza. It looked like someone had dumped Italian seasoning in one section all over. When I called and asked to speak her to the manager, I was told to call back after five PM. Why? After I'd called back and asked for a refund, they refused and stated they could remake it, but I didn't want them to do so, if they managed to ruin the first pizza so bad. Plus I was no longer even in the mood for pizza at this point. Two. This is the most recent time.

Ordered a six cheese pizza. Ordered a six cheese pizza. Was caught in the first pickup. And got a regular cheese pizza. Dot dot dot dot. Ardent and Sticks Cheese was caught from pickup. And got a regular cheese pizza. Dot dot dot dot. Mind you, there's a price difference here, so this Domino's is stealing from me. Anyways, I picked this up on my way home from work, and when I called and asked for it to be remade and delivered to me,

they stated they had to see the pizza. Mind you, this is the middle of the night. I stated. That's absolutely ridiculous And that'll be writing them a terrible review this guy needs to stop getting this He likes one pizza from this place, and they're not doing it right he can't he can't catch a break Yeah, I need this cheese Wisconsin one two. This is a regular cheese What does it mean when he says they dumped Italian seasoning in one section all over? In one section all over. What does that mean?

All over that one section. This is, there's one slice of pizza with just nothing but Italian seasoning on it. It's everywhere right here. I can kind of see where his frustration is going from. Also, because like the two instances are very similar and their responses are so different like should have taken the fucking free pizza the first time Yeah, I guess so because this time he was like oh, I actually want it remade and delivered Yeah, we got to see that pizza this guy needs to stop ordering the fucking Wisconsin six cheese, dude He has to stop, but that's not even available anymore. Is it I don't think so

I thought that was a limited time thing it must have been I don't anymore is it? I don't think so. I thought that was a limited time thing. It must have been I don't So he was just trying to get it while he could. They have specialty pizzas too that I never ever ever ordered. Like the New York flat one in the Wisconsin Yeah, look up the Wisconsin 6G's right now. We'll see what it looks like. While I read the next review from Iyana L My order was incomplete paid the driver who promised to bring me bring me the missing items never offered change never came back So tipped almost ten dollars for an incomplete order I live five minutes up the street called the store on hold for 15 minutes plus with no answer Useless will not order from this location ever again be glad it's cold to come up there Be glad it's too cold to come up there. Alright, but it's just five

minutes up the street. I'm confused. They're glad. I think it would make more sense if they put a gun emoji at the end. Be glad it's too cold to come up there. That's what you wanted, huh? The Italian. I was like, do they still sell that? Is that like a standard pizza? Nope. What? Huh, I gotta get this pizza delivered to me. I live five minutes away Well, it's all got fucked up The thing that gets me it's incomplete the driver promised to bring me the missing items never offer change Never came back. That guy didn't work there that guy Did not work there pizza guys dead all right?

That guy mugged your delivery driver Where those missing items he's like yeah What no items I got no idea turns out the drivers only carry less than $20 in cash, so I had to steal your food. Make it worth my while. You know, there's no such thing as free pizza. Sorry, I only have 40. Can you make change? I will say. No.

No. I will say, didn't come back with their food. Lucky it's too cold to come up there. But I do wonder how the exchanging of money went because I will say, if they say it's this much But I do wonder how the exchanging of money went. Because I will say, if they say it's this much and you give them money and say nothing, I think it's fairly assumed that's a tip. But like never offered change.

Makes me think you didn't ask for change. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's, I never ever ever would hand, so it's 30 whatever, 32, 50, Here's 40 bucks. I wouldn't stand there go What's how much change does he give you right are you gonna see does he assume you tip nothing? Give you all your change back then you give him back some of the change. Yeah, I don't know I don't know. This is a horribly inefficient transaction as well I I like the money doesn't need to change hands three times still your money. No, it's not future Rama. It doesn't have to

never never came drama Never came back never offer change never came back. That's pretty funny. That's hilarious I think that's awesome, but there's one more there's one more review This one's from Sydney M and Sydney spelled with a C which is very unusual This one's from Sydney M. and Sydney spelled with a C, which is very unusual So very slow not my typical experience Pizza was ready for 30 minutes before it left the building so it was not still hot, but not fresh Oh, wait, so it was still hot, but not fresh, and I was hangry at the point So I didn't care, but the driver Dawson forgot to give us the three ranch cups.

My boyfriend ran after him and asked for them. And Dawson tried to say they weren't on the receipt, but they were and he still didn't give us any. Didn't apologize either. I don't even care how petty this is. Don't work in customer service if you aren't going to properly serve your customers I've delivered pizzas. It isn't that hard chasing. I I was uh-huh I was with their like level of frustration. Yes until the end I am Chasing the delivery driver to my ranch comes a ranch cups my ranch

My ranch also My ranch! Dawson, Dawson my friend! Oh, it's not on the receipt. Ranch please! I've delivered pizza. It's not that hard. It's not that hard! Also, this isn't delivering pizza. This is delivering ranch cups.

Hey, you know what else isn't that hard? Get in your car and go get the pizza. If you have a problem with the pizza delivery that you have to leave a Yelp review, what? Go get it. What does it mean when it says, okay, pizza ready for 30 minutes, which you don't know that. You're just looking at the app.

Yeah, you're looking at the pizza tracker. Which sometimes it's not accurate. That also says sometimes that they haven't left the store yet as they're handing it to me. Okay. Well. And then I think it furthers that it was not, Whose pizza is this? It was not sitting there for 30 minutes. that also says sometimes that they haven't left the store yet as they're handing it to me. Okay? Hahaha! And then I think it furthers that it was not- Whose pizza is this?

It was not sitting there for 30 minutes, it was hot. How is it hot but not fresh? What does that mean? I think that's most fast food thing. What the fuck does that mean? Clearly it is not fresh. What's with this- What's this hot, stale pizza doing here?

That's most things! I don't- I don't think I- How could you tell the difference? Yeah, but that's... That's most things. I don't think I've... How could you tell the difference? I've never gotten a pizza and said, it's fresh but not hot, or it's hot but not fresh. I mean, they did... It is dominoes, regardless of the ingredients. They did just make it. That's how it works.

That heat lamp does not keep it hot. It keeps it not from being fucking cold. And also, they're not going to let it sit around anyway. I don't understand like well It's hot but the ingredients have aged. Well, I think what the fuck does that mean? I think what you're not considering is that at this point they were hangry. Yeah So they didn't care. Yeah, that's my boyfriend ran out to beat ass Dawson's gonna get it

Dawson's Creek is crocked. Yep. Whoa. Dawson's Crick. Whoa. Hell yeah. But those are... Dawson's Crundle?

Nick better get under the hood. Open the monkey app. Gotta clean this guy's crundle. Those are your reviews, but we have our own reviews for Domino's Parmesan stuffed crust pizza Jordan what do you think? Jordan! Here we go. I'm Eric. Hey what the? I'm talking like this now. What was that for? Why did he say it like that? Jordan?

I was building it up. Jordan? Now we release it. We're hyped up for the most important part of the episode. That's right. Yeah, we saved the review for last. That didn't sound like hype. Classic ominous. It sounded like you needed something in your house. You went, Mom?

Oh no. Jordan? You re-contextualized it to the point where I agree. Can you slap my titties? What's your review? That's why you're the mediator, which usually just means confirming Michael's right. What's your review? That's why you're the mediator, which usually just means confirming Michael's right. Well, it's really easy because Michael's mostly right.

I pick my battles. In his section, he's right all over. It's true. You do. You like when you're certain when you have the high ground Nobody's jumping over me So like I said very excited for this And also what we talked about

was how stuffed crust is kind of? Naturally disappointing you didn't give it seven million four hundred eighty five thousand two hundred not yet Yeah, how did he know the squirrels? What the hell what? wild um But yeah, so when I when I got to the crust I was like here we go this is gonna This is gonna be amazing. Here we go. I can't wait. And then I remembered stuffed crust pizzas always like, it's just always disappointing.

Yeah. It's just like a piece of string cheese right at the end. The cheese is always not very flavorful. The thing that makes it good is the crust. And Domino's has very good crust. And that's what makes it better than I think like Pizza Hut's but It's still you know pretty flavorless

Crust pizza A little disappointed. Mm-hmm. It's it is the best one, but it's not really saying much. Mm-hmm It is the best one, but it's not really saying much. Mm-hmm. Um, I'm not really sure how to score it, because while it is still good, it wasn't as good as I wanted it to be. I think I'll just go with a good ol' 60. Okay. 60%.

Michael, what'd you think? Um, it... Yeah, it didn't change the landscape of stuff across pizza. Yeah, which I was hoping because Domino's Pizza's better, that their Stuffed Crust would be better. There was no tectonic shift in the industry as a result of Domino's entering the game. It's like the same level of disappointment in any Stuffed Crust Pizza, but it still is the best pizza. Yeah. And what I'll give them is at least it didn't detract from the Domino's Pizza. Right? Where like, even if I go, oh, the stuffed crust isn't as good as I was hoping it would be, it's not like, I wish I got a regular pizza instead that would have enjoyed more. As opposed to the stuffed crust pizza.

I actually think it's a nice little treat at the end. And that's where I'm focusing on. Because I was hoping it would be a game changer, and it wasn't, but I'm not surprised. So I think my expectations were a little lower. But I walked away going, My kids will eat this. Like I can just get a stuffed- I don't really give a shit either way about it.

But like, they'll go nuts over this. And I'll still get Domino's pizza. And it's not like, we want stuffed crust cross fuck. I have to order pizza at that it was the realization of Not even Domino's can make stuff. That's what it was like that that that was like a tiny chance for yeah And they didn't pull it off that I didn't hope but I didn't expect it Um but but now I'm just like it's like all stuffed crust is it can't be done is gonna be bad Just can't be done is gonna be done beyond what's already been done. You can't enhance the technology.

They need to dominoes the crust, like the cheese and crust, like they did with crust. They did not change the game. They just joined the game. That's all they've done here. If you like stuffed crust, if everything we've been saying, you're supposed to disagree, then you'll probably love this. If you think stuffed Stuffed Crust is a game changer on other pizza that's not as good, you'll love this. It's good old Domino's Pizza with Stuffed Crust. So I was kind of like, I wish it was a game changer. It wasn't.

Still good pizza. Still tricked Eric into getting mushrooms. It worked! That was another thing. We didn't really talk about that, but yeah, you tricked him. I tricked him, because he was fighty. No, I'll never get mushrooms. That was a 75. I liked Domino's pizza.

That's an average score of 67.5. Good score. And I think that is a good score for Domino's. It's the best fast food chain pizza. I am surprised with how bland the stuffed crust was. It was. Again, I'm not surprised. That's the standard. I took a bite and went, fuck, they're bland too. Yep. It's like not even they could do it.

I was hoping they could do it. But the crust on the outside, you know, it has that dusting. It's so good. It's the buttery dough. And it's like, oh, that's so good. But I really wanted it inside the cheese too. Yeah, I don't know how you get it in there. Yep. How do you get it in there? It probably costs a lot of money.

Yeah. And it isn't worth it. Yeah, they gotta get like a... They gotta get like a... Unless they know you're lying about how much profits... They gotta get like a Parmesan crust dust like injection. Yeah, they gotta do something. Because if they can make the cheese that Parmesan flavor,

I think that's a different thing Yeah, yeah, maybe they'll do that in 25 because it's just it's just plain cheese Then when you just have 20 50s 20 50 and it's not like it's like it's like they're low-fat nothing mozzarella It doesn't taste like anything. It really doesn't uh, I heard it was parmesan stuffed crust The outside was parmesan, huh? Yeah, there you go. Yeah, it's just bland cheese inside the crust. Yep. Well, let us know if you tried this. They really dusted that thing too. Yeah. Oh, it's dusted like hell and back. You can say what score you gave it. What'd you think about the chicken? I didn't eat any. I mean, I know it sucked. I know what you thought. Tell them. That shit was

wild. It sucked. It was chicken nuggets that they put Blue cheese and buffalo sauce on not a lot of it, but so much buffalo sauce in smell that it was overwhelming I outside the building I could smell like we weren't out with it area and it was everywhere. It was crazy So yeah, so weird. I was like this this could work It was part of the coupon that we had or whatever and it was just The thing where I went oh, here's like this chicken thing We ate it went what the fuck weird so in Domino's gives him like a free thing uses it goes uses the app Yeah, no, I used to I thought we were gonna do it there. I did a computer Okay, let's get Taco Bell What do you think about that? He has like so much pizza to take home that I don't think he needs Taco Bell

I could eat that over so much pizza to take home that I don't think he needs Taco Bell. I could eat that over the weekend. So much mushroom pizza. Eat it over the weekend. The weekend. It's like Wednesday? Blinded by the light. How long does the pizza last? What are you eating over the weekend?

Are you eating the pizza or the Taco Bell over the weekend? What are you eating over the weekend? The pizza. Okay, so if we went and got Taco Bell after this, you'd serve the pizza for the weekend and Taco Bell would be what, today and tomorrow? Yeah. Okay. Just wanted to know.

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That's it though. Who was it? You gotta use your PTO. Any other thoughts? What arguments do you think are happening in the comments below He was trying to knock over your whole bottle. It was gonna go everywhere It was gonna go everywhere all this water Would have been like just like that he's done it How'd you do that? With my mind. I just wanted to start an argument.

Yeah, I'm not even gonna just- We're gonna start an argument. It's over. The episode's over. Goodbye. We're gonna do this mess. Why'd you do that, Eric? Maybe we can pick up the 45 pieces of paper on the floor. Use that to soak it up. We're gathering them.

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