100% Eat - Nick "Didn't Vote" and Throws Graysie Under the Bus - Jack in the Box Ride Along

Episode Date: October 17, 2024

This place is 90 degrees inside and they're out of every drink, they won't serve us breakfast and Nick won't stop saying "jalapenos." This Ride Along is a long one because we're inside for a lot of it. We're going to start uploading these on our RSS feed so you can listen if YouTube isn't your thing. Also YOU did this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey guys, it's Eric. Go to 100% eat dot store right now to check out all of our new designs and a new hat. That's 100% eat dot store. But for now, enjoy the show. You guys have said about Jack in the Box? No, not at all. Oh, I don't even know what we're eating. We're eating Jack in the Box. Jackaroni macaroni. Is this something that was voted on? This was a vote and you know it was because you voted.

I didn't vote. I swear I didn't vote this time. There is a vote with our account. Then it wasn't me. Because I- Well then it was Michael. It was not me. Okay, well then it was Eric. Let me assure you of that.

Michael doesn't have access to our account. It was Gracie. He has his own account. I don't, I don't. Holy shit. I'm willing to bet on Gracie. I'm willing to bet on Gracie. It was Cinnamon's dead body.

I would come clean. I did not. Pet cemetery. Is that what pet cemetery is about? Does this little vent work down here? I don't know. Nobody. Yeah.

Does that work? Oh my God. Yes. I still don't have an answer. I checked. It does. He did say yes. I did say yes.

You just didn't hear it because you said yes. I checked, it does. Thank you, Jordan. I did say yes, you just didn't hear it because you were mad. Yeah, this is true. This is Eric's new car. The anger makes him deaf. It makes him deaf to the answer he wants to hear. I don't think that was me, I'm looking. I don't think I bought it.

No. Oh, I immediately went, that was probably me. The first episode of Taste Jam we recorded was like we took Eric's car to the Little Caesars. Oh, that's right. And now, you know, he just got rid of it like it was nothing. Wow.

It's still out in front. You didn't put it in the museum? Oh yeah, with the van? Crash it directly into the museum, yeah. We should have road tripped it up to Colorado. Crash it directly into the Face Jam van in Colorado. Can I crash it into the museum in second gear, cause I don't know that it'll quite get in third.

You think we'll have to tow that one too? I mean, it's so small we could just push it. Maybe with another car. I think it'd be easy. I think it'd be easy. You guys hungry? Not at all. What do you mean?

Huh? Maybe a little. Okay. But like not for jacking the box. What do you mean? Huh? Maybe a little. Okay. But like not for Jack in the box. What do you mean? This is a vote. Nick voted for this. I didn't vote for this.

Someone did. I think Nick definitely voted for us. Nick voted for this because he threw Gracie under the bus as fast as he could. Right, yeah. I didn't vote for it. If I wanted to vote for it. But if you could vote, what would you have picked?

The water burger thing. The water burger one was the best looking one. Right. That's how I knew it was gonna come in last. Yeah. It's the one that, it's the one I wanted to eat. I'm starting to think our fans hate us. Yeah.

I think they want us to suffer. Yeah. I mean, we put a lot of stuff on there. Nice. But that's what the votes for. And hey, how did the shirt release go? How do you think it went? Or did that happen by the time?

Oh, this is coming out by the time, so it's been like a week now? Yeah, yes. I think- What are the odds the shirt was available for purchase? What do you think? 50-50. Okay, yeah, because we don't have them yet.

I think it was definitely available for purchase. No, no, they're coming out before. I don't know whether or not- Right, that's exactly what I'm saying. Yeah. I don't know if it went up on time. Do you, yeah, I think that's the question. Do you think it launched early this time?

One would hope so. I mean it would be just this rules did Eric get mad at himself. Oh fuck Don't worry. I'll go I'll go around. I was just running to this truck. It's conspiracy They're trying to keep us out of the jack-in-the-box. Yeah, they don't want us to eat the yucky food They're doing this a favor saving us. They're trying to save us I'm like throwing themselves. They're the eaters Well, that's why we don't let them Sourdough scramble my god when I'm driving. Oh, so that happens. I know are you are you are you? I gotta be honest. I wasn't worried joke, but I was like What's oh, there's an accident? Yeah.

I also didn't put my hand up to stop someone. Is Nick your mom? Right. Maybe. Jesus Christ. He wishes. Get this fucking. I wish you were my mom. That's what you think?

You think I wish you were my mom? Yeah. You wish. Idiot. Look how Michael can just get out of the car. Whoa. Isn't that great? It's way better than Eric's old car. Look how he doesn just get out of the car. Whoa! Isn't that great? Way better than Eric's old car.

Look how he doesn't get left behind because someone forgot about him. Well that wasn't- You're gonna be a clap for me anyway. I was already thinking about that. So are we gonna get the sourdough scrambles that he was screaming about? I think we have to.

I think they're for breakfast, aren't they? Yeah, but do they do all day breakfast? Do they? I don't know, some places do. the breakfast all day. Yeah, but did they do all day breakfast? Do they? I don't know, some places do. That door really slammed. So what else did they do? So we're getting, The witch please?

We're getting that. Witch please. Nick. Breakfast is served all day, so now we can get the sourdough. Sourdough breakfast, not the thing we're here to eat. And we're also gonna get the mummy wrap. Get him one. We're getting the mummy wrap taco thing.

I'm too scared. Yep. And then. That's scary stuff. I guess we'll just, whatever you go, whatever else you guys want. How many, which shakes are we eating here? What are we eating here?

Just that? Just that? Oh, just that. And this. Oh, that, oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Is that lettuce or cilantro? Lettuce, thank God. It's not cilantro. It looks like cilantro. It doesn't look like a lettuce. It does not. It's too bright. Yeah.

Hey, what's happening, man? Let me get the four of the mummy wrapped tacos. Is this what you were looking at? Yeah. Get four of those. Also gonna get four of the witch please shakes. Still work here, Michael? Made with Oreo goodie pieces. Part-time.

Okay. And then, Whenever they're out of the way. What else you guys want? The loaded breakfast sandwich, please. Get the loaded breakfast sandwich? Just one? Oh, not doing the breakfast right now?

Okay. So how about we'll get the, six piece wings for the honey garlic, the buffalo, and the garlic parm. We'll do three each. Sorry, we'll do six each on those. The honey garlic sriracha, and then also the garlic parm and also the buffalo.

Get a large curly fry. You guys want anything else? You good? Yeah, that's good. J. We do need more water. I know, I keep talking about it. I think there's one bottle left. And you're holding it. No, there's one after this.

I'll be holding it. There's two, yeah. I went and checked the freestyle machine. Literally nothing. They're all out. There's like vitamin water and something called peace tea. Oh, excellent. Why are alarms going off?

Did we break the jacket? He ordered too many things. We got a call on an emergency ship. Michael, I think you're gonna get called in. Oh man. So I step off. Yeah, we'll let the other people order. Mine's backing up.

Sorry, it's all yours. What else? Jalapenos? Jalapenos? Just jalapenos. More jalapenos. So he can put it in his Diet Coke. Do it in his style.

I'm fine with getting the Jolipineous. I need to know what specifically you want. He already grabbed it. We're not gonna. He had to put one back. Some lady. I just broke my door. You, you, you're sorting through them.

Like you just pulled out, like you opened a new Pokemon card pack. Psych, psycho business. Oh, and you're going through them. Yeah, you got a holographic in there? You got holo? This is so fucking hot in here. I know, dude.

It is really hot. It's hotter than outside it. Yeah. This is what our like fourth or fifth time at this specific Jackson box. I was gonna go to it. I feel like it gets worse every time we go out. I was gonna go to a different one and I went,

let's keep it consistent. Yeah. This is where we always stand. Yeah. There's our spot baby right here. You think that squished rat's still here? Maybe there's a new one. No, the other rats cut him away. No, that's right.

They had a ceremony. I forgot about that. I forgot about that. Is that the first episode we did? They had a funeral pyre for it. It was the first episode we did. That was a good picture. Oh, I could have looked tougher.

I look good. That's lackad picture. Oh, I could have looked tougher. I look good. That's lackadaisical tough. Hey, speaking of tough. Friday. Yeah. I'm having a re birthday party. Oh, really?

Right. Okay. Yeah, it's Kennergy themed. Oh wow. So if anybody wants to come. Okay. Where are you doing it? I'm not gonna say. Smart. Yeah, it's Kennergy themed. Oh wow. So if anybody wants to come. Okay. Where you doing it? I'm not gonna say. Smart. We're recording.

Forgot that it matters. No, no, it's smart. That's just- No, you're smart. Just go ahead and tell the address. Yeah. That's fun. It's at 111. Just don't tell Gracie.

Right, she's invited but she can't know when or where it is. It's an hour before the task. Smart, smart, smart, smart. It's good. We actually have to bring her blindfolded. Right. In the trunk of a car. Breaking Bad style.

Take her phone away. And she just goes, where are we? Where are we? Give me your phone. Give me your phone. Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet. Wow. They just got nothing in there. It really doesn't. That's crazy.

I've never even heard of peace tea before. And the last thing I want is vitamin water. Because there's definitely no sugar in there. There's no seltzer, I don't know. That just negate all drinks. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like the carbonation thing is broken.

Well, I would say either you can prioritize fixing the air conditioning, or freestyle. Or neither. And just let it ride. Consider this, uh-uh, idiot. Dude, let it ride. Now I don't know if they were just saying those two items were all day breakfast

or it's just, fuck you. But it definitely says breakfast. Served all day. He said they were out of the meat. Oh. Yeah, well, like, cool. Okay. So it's weird that he said we're not serving breakfast.

I think that, but that was the reason. And not just brown. Yeah. Because I pointed at the sign, that's a holiday breakfast. And then he went, not today, not all days.

It's all day, certain days. And then when that day's over, you're done. Guys need to charge your phone. What is that doing up there? Fun stuff, I mean they're all over the place. They're everywhere. I feel like, I feel like we could probably use an outlet in our ceiling.

Yeah, we really could now. We do not have great outlet placement in that office. It's never something you think about, is it? It's very weird. They're all on the outside walls, which makes sense, but there's so much interior wall space with no plugs. But here's the good placement. There's one in the bathroom if you want to get a bidet.

It's true. Plug that guy right in. I mean, you don't need one for a bidet, but the nicer bidets. How would it be powered without an outlet? Cause it's just the water pressure. Yeah, it's just like knobs and shit instead of buttons. Yeah.

I don't want to imagine that. Same. I don't either. I want a heated seat. Yeah, we gotta do it right. And I want a dryer that I'm not going to imagine that. Same. I don't either. I want a heated seat. Yeah, we got to do it right. And I want a dryer that I'm not going to use. Ooh, nice. Nick will use it. But it's there.

Nick will use it when his hair is wet and he'll, pssh. Yeah, that's, yeah. You could. As long as there's no pee on the pee. Yeah. You can use it for a quick shower too. We don't have a shower on the office. We just start squirting.

Stand there, turn around. We're halfway to getting to the- It's true. Me and Sal in a shower. The last episode, the toilet just broke and then Nick fixed it when everyone left. And I came back to get something. In fact, they probably had a necessity. And Nick was like-

Tony Stark in the cave. He was like, ugh, ugh. Someone goes rumbling and he's like, I have to fix this. Well no, he just didn't want to pee on my pee. Yeah. Yeah, well no.

Do you think there's another office around there where somebody's pissed where it's like, fix the toilet. We can't fix the toilet, sir. Nick and the other office fixed it in one day. And then he's like screaming at him. With a box of scraps and basketball shoes. Yes. Hopefully there is.

I was like, everyone in the office conflicts knows Nick. Yeah. Well to be fair, he went door to door saying, I fixed my toilet. Yeah. And handed down a colorful flyer. Is your toilet running? I can fix it.

Yeah. I have it on my calendar to call our maintenance guys because we had to fix some lights and everything in there. But man, I've been fucking slammed. At least that internet going up, like we have the most upload speed that they offer. Like 30. It doesn't get any more up.

It's like 35. Which is fine for what we're doing. It's just the thing where it's like, really? Like that's. It was still, yeah, still there. That's all you can do. And it's like, it's so much more expensive than what we were doing.

And it's like, damn, okay. I mean, fine on the phone. Is it really more expensive? Like a lot more expensive than what we were doing. And it's like, damn, OK, I mean, fine. On the phone, it's like a lot more expensive. I think twice the price. And Jordan, you're not filming us. You did not like that. No, I got a fucking monopoly. So they can just do whatever they want.

They were like, it's not the price, it's the principle. The person I was on the phone with. I didn't waste the money like that, Nick. They were like, oh, yeah, we can't lower the price here. I'm sorry. And I went, that's fine. If you can just mark in my account that I'm definitely looking for other internet providers.

I can see your magnet clip there. Cause there's no fucking shot I'm saying with you guys. And they went, oh, we'll be right back. And then they're like, oh, I lowered it $10. $10 is the best they can do after that threat. They're like, I got my manager. Yeah, well. It's fine.

You played the game. I have to look at other ISPs anyway and see if there's anything that's offered there, but it's like satellite. That's it. I know. Sucks. What can you do?

Satellite does suck. Well, upload speed from 10 to 35 was a nice thing. Yeah, we did a test today and it worked. So that was good. Yeah, I had a twinge of panic where... We didn't know. Well, my wife would like sat down to like put something on TV and she was on YouTube. On the Apple TV. And she put it up.

I go, why is I'm late? Why is Eric and Nick on my TV? And then it was just like, you're like, can you hear this clap? Can you hear this clap? I was like, oh, no, do they know that they're streaming? It's so we could sync it to make sure, cause we've never done it, like in our new setup, we have all this stuff and we wanted it to be able to think like where, will we do this on Saturday?

You guys walk in and sit down and then we're able to do it. And it's not a thing where it's like, oh, we have like these technical problems. We'll find some other problems. Oh, I'm sure we will. Oh, absolutely. And it'll be great when the shirts are on sale. Guys, it works perfectly. It'll be great when the shirts are on sale.

Guys, it works perfectly. It'll be me and Michael vamping while Eric's on a laptop. Oh, no it won't. It'll be me playing Tomb Raider. Off screen. Yeah. You found a way to set that up, right? Hey, can we see what you're playing?

No. No, but Jordan will describe it to you. Yeah, I'll describe it in the most right of way possible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's moving in a way that of way possible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's moving in a way that I can only describe as swaying. Yeah.

And I like it. It's cute. It's cute. It's cute. Welcome to the fandom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. None of that has come out yet, so I'm excited to see the reaction to it. Oh, it's going to be good. People are going to be flooding to that. Oh, they're going to be flooding all right. Yeah. Mm-hmm be flooding to that. Oh, they're gonna be flooding, all right.

Yeah. Review week's going well though. Jordan ate the Pikmin sushi. I saw that. That Pikmin sushi was, the red Pikmin was pretty good. You know what looked great? The assumed start, stop feature, the pause feature. It just went boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

No, that was me editing three separate videos. I really hoped you just paused him. Nah. You can't tell anymore. Those three videos would not have been good as three individual shorts. I was like, I'm going to cram them together in one minute. I said it can't be more than 60 seconds.

You got it. 60 on the dot. But yeah, that was actually fun. It was fun to eat, and it was fun to edit it. So the red Pikmin was definitely the best one. Is it Cheetos? Definitely tasted like Cheetos, hot Cheetos. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. It was cur, right? Yeah. Yeah. Would you order like a hundred things? Like a hundred food items? Hang on. Yeah, just about. How nice.

About a, well, to be fair, it's packed. Yeah. As far as the eye can see we're gonna have to like I mean, no, probably not. Do you think this mic is gonna be a problem? There are enough people talking Could it be a problem sure we're gonna care probably not No, I don't I could have your problem sure we're gonna care probably not Yeah, we just won't be able to motor do an email saying yeah saying oh, yeah, you're in trouble Also, this sounds like the most right on thanks brother appreciate it. Yeah, this is a

This right I'm listening to boy band. It's the end. It's the end credit song to an illumination. No, no, we have napkins and stuff. All right, cool. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, they still got Deadpool on the bag. Remember him? Thank you. No.

Let's get some pictures real quick. That took so long. Why did that take so long? He had it. Ice cream. He's the only one working there. I saw your phone ringing, Michael, and you didn't answer. Oh good, yeah.

They were trying to get you. He's the only one working. We're also the only one buying food. You want to sit up front on the way back? Yeah, only because of how stupid it is, yes. Well, I mean, you got to get the experience. Not in here. I don't want to, I appreciate it.

Normally I would go, no. Whoa, we got all mixy moo. I know this is fun. Oh you get out next driving. This is fun He's gonna drive you just like your mom used to oh My dream wish my dream is happening. It's happening. We're all changing Let's see. All right, let's uh Go home Oh you guys call it home too Haven't run into you Monster tacos, ah

Monster tacos are back, but we got the mummy wrap monster taco Might go back the other way. I'm right now. Oh, let's see if the cart do this still there What's not I think this is gonna be a fucking headache trying to go this way. I agree. But here you go. You think so? You're, uh, Okay, now you're right.

Ah, you bailed out. Now you're right. Now it is. I mean, I'm fine with him bailing out before it was too late. Yeah. It looked like he was gonna bail. Oh, you could go out back here

where the door was. Ah, damn it, you can. Let's do that. Wee! Yay! I'm having fun. Do you guys like driving too? This is where I'm not gonna do pleasure driving,

but I wanna scream and throw my hand out in front of you. Just know I thought about it and didn't. Oh! Monster tacos. You know what, I'm beginning to see what I did wrong. You're beginning to see? No, they didn't have the new sourdough scramblers. Oh no!

Oh! I'm gonna, I'm gonna have this way again. No, you have learned. Let's clear it up, but this guy, this guy will fuck you. He had it! scramblers oh no I'm gonna I'm gonna this way again no yeah it's cleared up but this guy he had it he had it here we go oh no he went what is this is like you trying to decide which camera to buy. Welcome to driving in Austin. God damn. With Eric. We should just do a driving video. Yeah. That's what these are, but like a longer one.

We're fairly close to, you know, homeslice. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Hey, that's what led to that drive last time. So. Homeslice is not near where we are at all. No, it's not. You think he's gonna move? Hey, you think what led to that drive last time. So... Homeside is not near where we are at all. No, it's not. You think he's gonna move?

Hey, you think? No. Okay. He got there. No, sir. Why you fucking whipping it at me, dude? Trying to hit you. Dude, this car's new. If you don't let me wash your car, I'll kill you.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's how you get customers. Time to die. At gunpoint. Ooh. I call it funpoint. Ooh. I call it fun point.

Ooh. It's fun. Don't try me with a good time. Yeah. I'm gonna blast. God damn. Are you guys excited about Jack in the Box? I'm so hungry.

I'm kind of looking forward to taking a couple bites of it. I'm looking forward to that shake actually. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I could go for a shake. I'm gonna just explode and die. Which, please. I've already had bowel issues this morning.

Oh no, what happened? I was like, Yeah, please, in detail. I was like, Oh, I heard all about it. I don't feel good, he did. I was like, I don't feel good. I might have something on my tummy.

And I'm like, it feels like dairy, but I don't think it's dairy. Did you have dairy? Then I went to the bathroom and went, Oh, I had pluckers last night. Oh no! It was fire. I had fire wings.

Oh no. So now I'm gonna- That's different. Now I'm gonna dump some fucking milkshake on that. I gotta put out this fire. Put out the fire. Ooh, it's cooling. Oh, something's happening.

Something's definitely happening. I described it as like a tornado that picked up a truck of gasoline and then it got set on fire. Oh no. That's not. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Grrr. Ha ha ha ha.

That's bad. Oh man. Well I'm excited to, I know that it's already happened, but I'm excited to go like this. Jalapenos! Oh my God. Jalapenos.

Oh! Say, say what it, like, I just need you to be specific. Sour to scramble. Yeah, jalapenos. That's not. What else is on the menu? That's just jalapenos.

Our friend's leaving. There might be jalapenos as a topping. But who's just going to get jalapenos on the side? Apparently you. You all right? It tells you. What's wrong with your mom? Yeah.

She just parked in the car. Dude. What's wrong with your mom? She just parked in the car and she's like, I'm sorry Dude, Eric your mom's fucking weird I think you just saved me, Michael Oh fuck dude Oh that's so funny Give me the food to shake Oh my god Oh, fuck, dude! Oh, that's so funny. Give me the shaker.

Oh my god. Oh, fuck me, dude. Oh. Ha ha ha ha! Oh. Wait. You did it. You bitch.

I hate you. I hate you. You wish. I wish you were my mom. I know. Ha ha ha ha! Can you lock that, please? were my mom. I know. Ha ha ha ha. Can you walk that, please? Oh my god.

Oh, fuck, dude. What a fucking psycho. Ha ha ha. Who, your mom? What a- No, you! You lunatic. I got a double dose of Nick today. Fuck.

Exciting. Yeah. Oh, what? He was on our podcast this morning. Oh, really? Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, it was fun. It was a fun time. He didn't have to do anything. He was on our podcast this morning. Oh, really? Oh, that's right. Yeah.

It was fun. It was a fun time. He didn't have to do anything. He was reveling in it. Yeah. He's like, I just, I show up. Did you see where the show up? I show up.

I talk. Okay. So Nick, this is the witch please chase. You can steal this dude. We got some Curly's. Yeah. The most like what, 2012 joke? Yeah. Yeah.

Here's some jalapenos. They don't look terrible. No, the wings look okay. Ooh. Okay, I don't know if they're worthy of that. Well, everything's worthy of that. I'm hungry. Here, I got one in the crook of my arm

if you could take it from me. I will, okay. Thank you. Thank you. That's heavy guy This is our wings. Oh, that's Buffalo's liquor, right? You look wet Ah, ah, oh dude. That was scary. Fuck dude. I only did it cuz he wasn't driving. Jack Skellington. Get it Very good. Oh, here's it. You're still filming this?

Oh, yeah. Well, Jordan hasn't ended it yet. Oh, yeah. Wait, Jordan, take a drink of your witch please shake, and we'll see. Yeah, take a drink, you little witch. Which one? Whoa! A different kind of witch.

Witch, witch. That's a sandwich, please. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Penny, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Any day now. Here we go.

Dardas. Yeah? Okay. And then you get Jordan's reaction. Tune in to find out. Yep. Two days ago. Tune in.

Go back. If you want to know what we thought, go back and listen to the whole episode. Hell yeah. It's purple. Oh! It's pretty good.