100% Eat - Nick Wants Credit - Starbucks Ride Along

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

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That's what I get for carrying it. Yeah, that's what I would call that. I'm fucking with you, Pat, again, man. I was carrying it. I was asking if you were right. But I already asked it. I already asked it. You asked what happened.

Now I'm recording. The words weren't even out of his mouth. Right. I was piggybacking. It's just, yeah. And I think that's the issue. Oh, I see. That seems to be when he gets the most frustrated.

Well, I want to credit for checking on you. You say piggyback. Yeah, Nick says piggybacking. You're saying literally, I just repeated what you said, but in a Nick way. But in a different way. Well, in a nice way. In a Nick unnecessary way.

You call it piggybacking. Eric calls it piling on. Well. It's just more unnecessary noise for Eric. When I'm trying to- I appreciate the noise. Yeah. I'm trying to go through every avenue,

exhaust every avenue so we can get this thing so we can do the episode. Right, because we got a movie to go see. Yeah, and then. Dude, we gotta get the bag. Hell yeah. What color is it? Black.

Ooh. I have no idea what that movie is about. It's a spy movie. All I know is the Alamo tagline is like, you need a spy to hunt a spy. That's all I know about the spy. That's all I need to know, baby. That's all I need to know. Ooh, is it like a old, is to hunt a spy. That's all I know about this. That's all I need to know baby. That's all I need to know.

Ooh, is it like a whole, is it like a spy action movie? Yeah, if it's about like real action spy versus spy movie. It's like real steel and they try to hide it. It's like, hey, remember those robot fight toy? We made a whole movie. Rock and roll robot. We made a whole secret movie about it. When are they gonna make Hungry Hungry Hippos?

But it's called like. I don't know, but I guarantee you, I guarantee you Dwayne Johnson secret movie about it. What are they gonna make Hungry Hungry Hippos? But it's called like- I don't know, but I guarantee you, Dwayne Johnson will star in it. Yeah, he will. He was in that Rampage movie. Yeah, he was. Oh boy. Never saw it.

I saw it on a plane. I fell asleep during the movie. That's probably the way to see it, man. I remember playing Rampage. Yeah, I remember that. I did. I ate all the people. Don't be hanging out a window

if you don't wanna get eaten. Yeah, what do you mean? And then remember in like the second one, where it was like, there's a blue wolf though? Yeah. Whoa. I think I vaguely remember that. There used to be just a gorilla and a lizard,

and then they had a blue wolf, blue wolf. Was that also on N64? The one I'm describing was. There was one on N64. That was when they added the blue wolf. Gotcha. Blue wolf ruled. He did rule, he was pretty cool. He was There was one on test drive. That was when they added the blue wolf. Gotcha. Blue wolf ruled. He did rule, he was pretty cool.

He was the new kid on the block. Yeah, then he ate it. He did. Then he ate it. So we're going to Starbucks. Yep. To pick up a motor order. I guess highlight the frustration

we didn't really explain. Just to clear our head. He tried to order all the stuff and couldn't order all the stuffs. Yeah. So he placed one order with some of the stuffs, then tried to place a second order for the rest of the stuffs, couldn't do it. Tried a different card, couldn't do it. Then I tried from my totally different phone, totally different Starbucks

account, couldn't do it. Granted, same card. Yeah, but. But it's still a different number. Are they that wise to it? Yeah. I don't know. We tried different.

We tried different. We tried different locations. We tried different phones. Luckily there's about six. Try different cards. If it's not the card, what it probably is is something's out of stock because most of the apps don't say that.

It's just like, well, something's broken. They do that shit. I hate that. Interesting. Taco Bell does that. Where like, I'll try to place an order and it just won't work, but there'll be some like, newish thing or like a limited time thing

and it'll let me put it in there. And it won't say, hey, we don't have this. It just won't work. And then if I remove that one thing, then it works. No shit. So that's probably what it is. I bet there- It could be, they're out of something.

Oh, do you think it's the drink or the food? Probably the food, honestly. I would think it's the food. Yeah, they run out of food all the time. The drink is just shit they have. Food, they do run out. And it think it's the drink or the food? Probably the food. I would think it's the food. Yeah, they run out of food all the time. The drink is just shit they have. Food they do run out, and it's later in the day. Starbucks sells a lot of that shit early.

People bust up in the morning. Yeah, they're not making new ones. They make them all at the beginning of the day. Yeah, they make them. Because it's all we have. They take them out of the freezer. Yeah, and then they put them in the oven. Yeah.

You know, it's two. And they sit on display the rest of the day. Yep. I'll take the display one, if we get less foods, we'll just have to get more drinks, I guess. There is five of them, right? Yeah, there's a bunch. We whittled it down to two or whatever,

and I just went, it can't be this many drinks. Right, which is then eight drinks for people. So, it's just so much. We don't have enough interns to carry all this. It's what I'm saying. Where's Gracie? Geez. Kat? Kat? Oh saying. Where's Gracie? Geez. Cat?

Oh, she's around, right? No. No. I mean, planes exist, dude. Planes exist. It'll probably make it here. There's one right now. Uh-oh.

Don't jinx it. There it goes. Shoot. Another one. Dude, I haven't been on a plane in a while. Me neither. Really? I guess like for me.

Yeah. Right, yeah. I think. I guess Kansas City, I think was last time I went on a plane, which is probably like six months ago. That's a while to me. I had, holy shit, a guy just ran in the street in front of all that traffic.

Holy shit. There you go. That was awesome. Sick, man. That was worth it. He ran right in front of all that traffic. Holy shit! There you go! That was awesome. Sick, man. That was worth it. He ran right in front of cars. Wow. He made it, didn't he?

Yeah. Probably did leg day. Oh, so he's hungry. Yeah. That'll get the heart rate up. Yeah. He's going to Starbucks where they're out of food. Dude, next workout, car day.

You get hit by cars. You get hit by cars! I hate car day! And then you have to rehab and recover. I know. You gotta get back to zero. But that's how you get muscles, right? Does anyone have podcasts from over here?

They never got back to me. You get broken down and then they build you up. That's how much stronger you can get if you get hit by a car. Is that what Jeremy Renner did? Yeah. Like to the extreme. Yeah, he's really strong now.

Yeah. I think so. He got super fucked up. He got run over by like, oh he got a snow blower or some shit, didn't he? Oh yeah. Yeah. I play, he almost died.

Was it a snow blower? I don't, what are they called? Snow plow? Snow plow? That's different than a snow blower. Well I, what's the- A snow blower is like a little shopping cart thing. What's the thing, is it like a snow plow?

Is that what that's called? That's a giant truck. Yeah, that's what he got run over by, right? Is that what he got hit by? A snow blower is like a leaf blower, but for snow. There was some confusion about what it was. Let me look up exactly. Look up Jeremy Renner's snow blower.

Dude, he got run over by a snow blower, he sucks. What? It was a 14,000 pound snow blower. That's different. While clearing his neighbor's driveway. What? He was helping his neighbor? Yep.

Well, yeah, his neighbor was like, I don't want to get run over today. I hope he wasn't helping him plow his yard or whatever. He was helping him plow Jeremy Renner. Hey, why don't you come over here and help me? I need you to stand exactly on that big ax. Honey, I plowed Jeremy Renner last night. Not like that.

Not like that. He's copping it out. Dude, let's go visit Rooster Teeth. It's back. It's in his typical care. Dude, let's go visit Rooster Teeth. It's back. It's back. Yeah, back. I saw Bernie walking to stage five. Go, bro.

You know how much I fucking one-wheeled the last six months here? So much. So much. So goddamn much. Cause you could just go all the way around. I would just leave the parking lot, go right up over there by that wall.

Hell yeah. There's the sidewalk. You can go whenever. Turns out in the Mueller, and then I just zip around through all the streets. Sometimes I'd ride by Alamo. Hell yeah. Then I'd come back while waiting for people to come to work.

No joke, no joke. Sometimes I get there early because I took my kids to school. Sometimes I get there on time. And people were- And they still weren't there. Well then they got there. It was time to think about lunch.

Well, every lap was like, it'll only take me four minutes to get back when I'm at my furthest, so why would I stop? I'm just gonna sit and twiddle my thumbs in the office. So I didn't. All right, let's see what happens. All right, let's go. Hey guys, let's go ahead and signal me the plan of attack.

This is a wrong text chain. We're gonna get to the bottom of this. Alright, video off. Dude, fist, American flag, fire emoji. Yeah, that was uh... The word you're looking for is cool. It was cool. Very cool. I couldn't believe it. I also- You couldn't? You couldn't? You see the one too where it was like, I will pray for a victory.

Yes. And then they reacted with prayer. Yeah. Insane. I gotta ask my kid, but that might be cringe. Oh yeah. That might be cringe. I don't think we even need to ask.

I think we can safely say that. Yeah, I just want to involve her. I gotta ask the younger generation. I think she's alpha. You think she's alpha? Yeah. I just want to evolve her. I got to ask the younger generation. I think she's Alpha. You think she's Alpha? Yeah. I think. No, I mean like.

No, she's Sigma. Yeah. You don't want to be Alpha. She's Alpha generation, but she's Sigma. No cap. I need to come up with a better name for that. You need to come up with a better name, because the next generation is called Beta.

Yep. It has a negative connotation. Oh. You Beta? No, no, no, no. Yeah, but. It has a negative connotation. Oh. No, you made it. No, no, no, no. No, no, alpha, alpha. Yeah, but.

Maybe that's what finally breaks the cycle. That's like. People are okay with it. So many people want to be in like the older generation, whatever they are, right? If you're like millennials, like, no, I'm Gen X, I'm Gen X. Looks like it'll work.

Boy, I bet you want to be an alpha through a beta. It's always like a thing because it's like not a defined line, you know? There's no like exactly this year. Well, I interpreted that I'm the one I want. Oh, hell yeah, dude. It comes down to like their experiences too. Like, I know Gus. Gus feels like he feels like more of a millennial despite definitely being Gen X. he feels like more of a millennial, despite definitely being Gen X. Eww.

Just keeps going. Like Eric definitely is a millennial, but shouldn't be. Yeah. I mean, yeah. We stand next to each other and we're like, we're millennials. It's like, hmm. I don't know about that, like Baby Boomer maybe.

Get him up there. And give a shot? We could swap, we can give Gen X Eric. Okay. And then millennials will take Gus. I like that, well I mean they better take me, I'm in the goddamn right middle. No.

Is the lambda matcha or lambda lattes? The lattes. Uh oh, I'm sorry. I do. Did you pick the wrong thing? Oh. Oh. I do like the idea of giving him to Gen X.

Yeah, please. He's not even close. You've been upgraded. Do you like old shit and before things were convenient? Boy, have I got good news for you. That's why I think it works. Do you like records and pinball machines? Hell yeah

Yeah, I think the answer is yes. This Gavin's into I believe I've been exposed And Gus likes computers. It all works. It's a good it's a like for like trade. We're getting Gus. Oh, wow Oh wow. Damn dude. How do you feel, is it calming you down? Yeah. Dude, I'm fucking stressed. I need four car-storming drinks now. What do we got here?

This is, no part. It looks like it's got a salad topping on it. Wait, hang on, what'd you say? I think his says what it is. Oh, mine does too, I'm an idiot. Didn't see it. It's over there. Didn't feel it, it was wet.

It definitely says something. I just don't know what it says. I was saying mine has salad dressing topping on it. Oh. Watch last week's episode. That's strange. Don't talk to me, Joe, I've had my coffee. What is this?

Yes, thank you. Michael, can you grab those real quick? I sure can. Just the bag. Thank you. I like a macho. I don't usually drink macho. Definitely not in like coffee form, like a latte.

Not usually my go-to. A lot of flavors going on here. I'll do like a macho latte with a shot of espresso usually. It's so foamy at the top. It's like sudsy. Whoa. That's a ruin the view. Look at this guy. Three more. This size? Yeah. Awesomeams it down. Awesome, thank you so much. Wonder why we couldn't order it. That's too much coffee for me. Wonder why we couldn't order it. I don't understand.

I don't know. I have no idea. Oh, that's okay. He got you, dude. Intern's here. Okay, he's throwing it away. I was very confused. Cause he just started walking it that way. All right, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, throwing it away. I was very confused. Cause he just started walking that way.

All right, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Get out of here. Show you how much we can do. We will. Watch, we can do this without him. Watch, can't be that hard. You go ahead. Thank you very much.

That was awkward. He tried to have that lady hold the door for him. I got it. Thank you. Okay. Smells pretty good. Maybe it will be. We have food. You go ahead.

After you. None of this made sense. It made sense? Starbucks makes coffee, dude. None of this made any sense. Why? Why? It's a, you know. Okay, hang on, wait. Go ahead. It's a caponated beverage.

That is served by Starbucks. That's what I just said. I don't think that's what Eric's confused about. It's a caponated beverage that is served by Starbucks. That's what I just said. I don't think that's what Eric's confused about. No, he's confused about the order on the top. It's also like I, traditionally, expectedly, was giving you shit, and it was very quick and concise.

Uh-huh. Then Nick, um. No, he turned around. And he was adding. I said that. And it was way longer and more confusing, but the same thing. No, I said it. I said, it's Starbucks, the same thing. It's so... I... I hate you.

I said, it's Starbucks, they make coffee. And then you said exactly that, but very confusing, and you're like, it's a... This is coffee. What... what do you think... I have a caffeinated beverage. What do you think the issue... when I say I don't understand what happened, what do you... You said none of this made sense, which is different. Because this makes sense, but the different. Because this makes sense,

but the ordering process did not. Which I agree with you on. Let me chime in. So not all of it. Everything you're being- Again. Ah! Again, let me chime in here.

You say something, I deliberately go out of my way to answer a question you didn't ask. Listen, I'm gonna go into semantics. Then he also does it. I'm going into semantics. I'm going into semantics. He, it'd be one thing if he said that other part didn't ask. Listen, I'm gonna go into semantics. Then he also does it. I'm going into semantics. I'm going into semantics. He, it'd be one thing if he said, that other part didn't make sense.

He said, nothing about this makes sense. Are you in fucking English? Are you sure? What are you talking about, Nick? We have a food podcast. What are you saying? He doesn't even feel the knife go in and I've already pulled it out. Nick is bludgeoning you with like a sock

full of quarters or something. No, no, no, no. Maybe pennies. Nothing but the pennies. Ah, per chance I believe that Starbucks makes caffeinated beverages. What the fuck are you talking about? They make caffeinated beverages.

I love it. Actually. Ah! Yes, my lady. Actually, it's quite common to receive goods for legal tender. They made the second set of drinks and got us the food so fast. That's the fastest.

What is empty is fucking there. That's the fastest I've ever gotten something from Starbucks. That's the emptiest I've ever seen of Starbucks, but I usually only go in the morning. That is crazy. Yeah, also why couldn't we order it? Yeah, are they putting all like limitations on like

that many online orders they can accept? I don't even understand it. That's the part I'm confused about. Totally different accounts. The rest of it. Stop. And that's what Nick was saying. No, yeah.

No, oh yeah, actually yeah. And I didn't put it that way. This is unreal. It's pretty real. It's pretty real. See, we're on the same page. We're back to the same page. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's uh, it's uh, unfortunately real for Eric. Oh my god.

Well, actually Eric, this is quite funny. I listen to a lot of uh, true crime, a lot of murder podcasts. A lot of people getting cut up, chopped up, broken apart, ripped to bits. And they'll always be like, It was a nightmare. I was just trying to wake up. You were awake. But I couldn't, but I was awake.

That's Eric every time we do this podcast. It's thick. Crazy. You're welcome. I was in shock. I was just waiting to wake up from this bad dream. Like, it's so special that when it's like, man, none of that made sense.

It, instead of somebody going, yeah, man, that was nuts. Yeah, that other part was nuts. Starbucks actually makes coffee. Right, that other part was nuts. Well, partner, you talked about it. Because you just downed the whole drink, so I assumed you might've been actually talking about the drink first.

I think the drink makes sense. I think it's pretty good. This drink actually is pretty good. I like it. The green one's good. I don't have any other one yet It's pretty good. No one's had it. It's no only Otto if you had one out of it blown away I just looked down there was only a little bit and Michael would be safe back to that. Yeah Well, well, I would be right You're not you're not the back right? Back side bully ass bitch. These dude these backseat boys. I don't know about that man Be right Bully ass bitch these dude these backseat boys. I don't know about that man. I don't know about these back

These are I like it actually I wish I was back there with them Oh, we could all be sure been and Jordan be like chauffeuring here an honorary backseater. I don't think I do or is Sometimes someone has to sit up there with you or driver Real quick, so you guys come here convention. Oh You want to go to the subway their convention in town, sir. There's five people in the subway. I just got fired from the subway. There's five people. Lunch rush! We need forty-four-forty-seven more cookies! Oh, actually we have all the cookies. Actually, never mind, we have every cookie we need.

We don't need any more cookies. I was right in front of that guy when he said it. I was like screaming under his breath. He was like slamming things too as he did it. Yeah, he was so mad. Glad he didn't take my word. Oh my God. Yeah, he was pissing me.

This does not look like a legit... Whoop whoop! It's not really beautiful. What's up with the lights? What's going on here? Well, it's not a car. What is this? CTX Patrol? What are you? Pretend. What even is that? What's going on here? Well, it's not a car. What is this? CTX Patrol. What are you?

Pretend. We should go to a website. What even is that? What is CTX Patrol? Central Texas Patrol? It's probably like a observant report thing where they just like keep an eye on a building and then if people get near them.

Whoa. Come on. That's neighborhood watch style? No blinker on the bus, pretty cool. I mean, there is a blinker. They just didn't use it in New York. That is true. It's on there, I No blinker on the bus. Pretty cool. I mean, there is a blinker. They just didn't get it. It's on there. I'm looking at it. Um, actually, dude, it's actually not crazy.

I think you mentioned yesterday, you know, it was foggy as fuck yesterday morning. Yeah, it was like, we got to shit. One out of four cars had their lights on. I was just like, wow, really dumbfounded by it. Really? Nobody had their fucking lights on. I know. I was taking my, I was just dumbfounded by it. Really? Nobody had their fucking lights on. Are they out of their fucking mind? I know, I was taking my kids to school. I'm just like, put your fucking lights on,

you fucking idiots. And not your brights. I don't know why people do that. Cause they're fucking clueless, dude. To have brights on? I'm not gonna put my lights on, but I will switch my hazards on and drive half the speed limit.

It's raining. Just drive the regular speed limit with your lights on. That's it, that's all you need to do. Crazy. Just drive the regular speed limit with your lights on. That's it. That's all you need to do. Just drive the regular speed limit. Oh, you're going to do 50 in a 75. Yep. Okay. That's cool. Nuts.

But your lights are off. Yep. What the fuck? What are you doing? Do you guys usually get matcha stuff? No. You guys matcha guys? Sometimes.

I'm pretty clear that I don't. Yeah, me neither, but I like it. Lindsay always gets it, but they get green tea. Oh. Yeah, like I do like green tea. I don't like green tea. Like a matcha powder or something. Yeah.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not that bad. Is matcha not synonymous with green tea? I feel like I've never seen it outside of a green tea. So it's like matcha green tea. It is essentially green tea, but like- That's why I was expected to not like this because it's matcha and green and I did like it. I think all matcha is green tea, but like that's why I was expected to not like this because it's matcha and green and I did like it Hmm. I think all all matcha is green tea, but not all green cheese are matcha. Yeah

Real frog toad situation now. What do you mean by that? Are all frogs toads but not all toads are frogs but not all frogs are toads. Are toads frogs? I don't know man. He's got a mushroom on his head. Like. The mushroom is his head. And how does Wario fit into this? Are toads frogs? Do you think his head's a dick?

It could be. Could be real. So he might have two dicks. I wanna see. Oh, we're bringing this back? I thought we were gonna leave that in the yesterday. Oh, sorry. I wonder if he's got little dick toes.

Like if his head's a dick, do you think the end of his toes are all just little mushroom dicks? Oh, he is always wearing shoes. It's suspicious. Every time I see someone wearing shoes, every time I see someone wearing shoes, I go, bet that guy's got dick for toes.

I mean, yeah. Why else would he be wearing shoes all the time? Why else wouldn't he be wearing shoes all the time? Hey, hey, what are you hiding? Yeah, take them off, show me, and then take off your socks and hand me your socks and show me your feet. Shoelaces. Now, wear your shoelaces. Do any of the characters in Mario have shoelaces or are they all inside their shoes between their toes? No, I think they only have shoelaces when they're doing silly sports shit.

Yeah. Like soccer and the sports and the sad. Well, I don't think I think the only have two laces when they're doing silly sports shit. Yeah, like soccer Yeah, the sports. Yeah, Mario basically wears clogs as far as I can tell Right, but but it's strange to see them wear normal clothes or like athletic wear. Yes, they do that in all their sports games Yeah, it's like they're like hip as fuck. Yeah They were some they got some grip. Yeah, Waluigi's wearing those like fucking like curly shoes. Yeah, Waluigi can go fuck himself He's the worst. He can't. He's super like dude. He's super limber. Mario made sense. Yeah Hey, we switched the M upside down. Right. It's evil Mario. Fucking Waluigi was like, what are you doing?

What the fuck are you talking about? And then his symbol is an upside down L. It's not a goddamn letter. No It's almost an F. It's like what? Nintendo, for fuck's sake. I like that he's so fucked up. Like he's so fucked up and stupid that everyone goes, I think I like this guy. It just got to a point where they fucked this up so bad.

This is my fucking guy now. He's so just like, like, Gran and Luigi won that boog back in the day. But they're like in the day, but they're gonna make this guy opposite of Mario But like they made him a character like he's got his own thing and they made his own games like always like an asshole He's really greedy. What's money and shit? He's like the only person in Mario that wants money. Everyone's like I want to he's like I want to get rich. That's it. That's all he gives a fuck about He's a gonna win even that is like like, oh, there's a character there. Waluigi was like, what if one's for Luigi?

And who is he? What are you? What are your hopes and dreams? What do you want? Is it Wario's brother? I don't know! I think they're just homies. I think they are homies. They might just be homies. And yeah, like, there is no clear, like, motivation

or any characterization behind Waluigi other than he hangs out There's barely any for Mario for fuck's sake. Yeah, okay He's just a guy and then right but but they tried at least with wire. Waluigi's like what if there's no look at his mustache No, it's pretty silly. There's no Waluigi where games There isn't like where is he doing stuff? He's forgotten because he's a fucking goon Yep, and then we failed to consider nabbit in this whole situation. I didn't fail to consider him There is it. There is it dude. He's forgotten because he's a fucking goon. Yep. And then we failed to consider Nabbit in this whole situation. I didn't fail to consider him. I don't even know what he is.

Huh. Is it Nabbit from a different game? He's from all kinds of games. He's the little sucker that plays EZ Mode. He's from different Mario's, right? The... Super Mario 3D World, whatever the fuck they're called. I don't know. Super Mario Brothers U. I think I just figured out...

They got like kids characters in there. I think I just figured out. They got like kids characters in there. I think I just figured out why we couldn't order online. But we're going to see. Oh, Eric's got a hunch. I do. Are you hunchin'? Yeah. I got a, hey guys, I got a hunch about lunch.

Oh, shit. Okay. All right. I'm willing to see where this goes. All right. Wonder what. I'm willing to see where this goes. All right. Wonder what was going on there. Go ahead and lock this door. I'm gonna close this door.

Nick, you want help? I got it. Can we open the blinds so we can close them? Wait. Oh, like no one. It's all four of us looking out the blinds. They open, we look and they close. Okay. I think all four of us looking out the blinds. They look in their clothes. Okay, I think I figured out why we couldn't order online.

Here we go. Because I got there and I said, do you have the spicy falafel? And he went, yep. And he rang them up. Oh. And I guarantee. These are regular.

These are the jalapeno chicken. And these are also the jalapeno chicken. He gave us more jalapeno chicken. Sweet. Right. Doubles. I think that's exactly what it was Really bad at rings stuff, but but he was very cool about it cuz it didn't seem like no they were like Oh, he went no problem. I got it. Why don't we get it on the fly? Also? Here's all of the wrong food well

What is it does it say jalapeno bucket does food. Well, what is it? Does it say? Jalapeno bucket. Does it say? Is your name on it? Is my name's on it? Hey, my name's on it. Did they give us a nice little message? No, they didn't give a shit. Oh, well, let's see.

I'm gonna report them to the new CEO. Your address is on it, is it? Oh, there's a smiley face. I guess it's something. Well, this is- Hard to have a bad day now. For some reason, this drink became gray. It was gray when you got it. Was it? Okay, I thought it's something. Well, this is- Hard to have a bad day now. For some reason this drink became gray. It was gray when you got it.

Was it? Yeah. Okay. I thought it was brown. It was never like purple or anything. It was just gray. Let me just do it next to Jordan. Oh boy. Well, that works.

Did that work? I don't care. Honestly. Michael came here and brought his own Jersey Mike. So as we were eating much, this is the lowest steak show we do. So, yeah, well, there you have it. Doesn't have to work. It's all low stakes. Let us let us know if this is any good.

Yeah, yeah, it should be good. More low stakes should just be more steak or steak from two days ago. Hey, hey, before you finish, why don't you have a sip of that milkshake? This is still here. God damn right. It's really it's Recoagulated it's reformed. It'll come around. It'll come around. It did smell like curdled milk I didn't like but it also smelled like it smelled like beer being brewed dude. I watched that I got our way to some sort of new wine. I watched that Social video and even though I did it it was fine. Just watching me put my mouth on the straw Really makes it look like I'm drinking. Yes in my head doing it

It was fine because I just went like this but it scared me. I lived it. You getting close to it I did it and I went like too much. Pretty bad. I went aww cause I watched it. Michael go! Michael stop! Michael no! Me no! Do it with the thing. Okay. Oh, yeah pocket him. Bye