100% Eat - No Cursing with Graysie's Gifts - Kerbey Lane Ride Along

Episode Date: January 16, 2025

Graysie's wearing some tall shoes and Nick calls Eric names. Our Heroes fill Graysie in on Chris news and Graysie gets zots & gifts. Graysie gets $4 and toys and treats. Who sent that Pluffle by the way? Thanks! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3, 2, 1. Ah! He shorted it. What does the- What was that for, dude? I just- He's riding on high! Now, I was giving a clap to-

No! I was giving a clap to Nick. We're demonetized now. That's alright, I'll just blank mine. Let's restart. Give him another clip. I didn't call you that. Cause he said bitch.

Yeah. Oh, you can't cuss? Not in the first seven seconds. Oh, seven seconds? And it's always you. No! Yes. No, it really is you.

Yes, no, it really is. No! The video starts and you're like, Fuckin' fuck! No, it's too soon, Michael! No, it's- there's yes, no it really is you know it really is No, it's too soon Michael no it's definitely been more than No, no, I was clapping for Nick. He cursed at me. Yeah, what I know. What do you mean? Well, not just cuz I mean I did I'm sorry It was excited that Gracie But even there was more nuance to it. And he's like, you're short!

I was not even. It was more content. A cheese shop. A tea shop. Have you not been there? No. Oh, Rebel Cheese is so good. It's a vegan cheese shop.

Yeah. Oh, really? Vegan cheese. But it's really good, Gracie. OK, I'll go. You have to put Nick in his place. You should try wearing Gracie shoes. He'll be a tall, tall man. Gracie does have some tall shoes. Gracie has tall, tall shoes. Show us the tall shoes. But like, look'll go. You have to put Nick in his place, you should try wearing Gracie's shoes. He'll be a tall, tall man.

Gracie does have some tall shoes. Gracie has tall, tall shoes. John, show us the tall shoes. But like, look at them. My horse hooves. They're kind of deceptive. Horse hooves. Like, I didn't notice that they were dancing.

They do kind of look like horse hooves. She was just dancing in place at the office, like shuffling around, and I noticed her shoes. I was like, dude, those are big. They're so fun and they're so cozy. They're like boots, but they don't look like boots. They're boots, but they don't have, they go, they only go to short boots. But they don't look like boots. Yeah. I like calling them don't have, they go, they only go short boots. But they don't look like boots. Yeah.

I like calling them horse boots. My ankles are ashy, I'm sorry. They look like big slippers. They are, essentially. Oh no, they're boots, you just told me. But they're furry slipper boots. Okay. Like a horse.

Like a horse. In a way. So Gracie was dancing at the office, and then when we got to Kirby Lane and the food was there, she got, she started dancing about that too? Yeah. Yes, bouncing in my boots. Are you dancing in the Kirby? I bounced in the there, she got, she started dancing about that too. Yeah. Yes. Bouncing in my booth.

I bounced in the booth. She may have eaten most of the pretzel. And then also was like, look, I saved you a piece. She saved some for you. And then ate that piece. Cause he didn't eat it quick enough. But you didn't put a timer on it. She didn't tell me it was a timer.

Also I should have known. Okay, you should have known that with me, if a pretzel sits there long enough, I'm going to eat it. Does her reputation not for Cedar Can she really be blamed? Your comedian laugh Who's joking now? You guys ever go to Paco's?

Yeah, it's all right. I think it's bad. I've never been there. Whoa! Debate? No, I mean, it's also been several years since I've had it. I think Nick could easily admit that it's just bad.

That's why you stopped going. I think not fair. It's just not worth it. And it was close to the office. No. For as close as it is, it's not worth going. We never went and we were like right at that office to never go especially with like Chris Damaris who will like go anywhere. Oh yeah. He wouldn't even go to Pockets. I think by the time you worked there

everyone was over it. How is his um, what is it his shed? Oh he definitely definitely does that. I wonder what he does in the cold. His shave shed? Yeah. He probably leaves it so it stays warm. Well, he shrivels up, Nick. Yeah. Easier to shave. Are there any new stories about him? That have come to life?

I'm sure there are. We don't know them yet. No. But there's always new stories. I mean, I could ask Blaine, I guess. Do they hang out with him? We might have some interaction with him soon. Yeah, that's.

Oh yeah. Yeah, that's Blaine's best friend, Chris. Cool. Yeah. Special. Yeah. That's definitely how he should be referred to. Especially to Blaine.

Blaine's best friend, Chris. We saw Blaine the other day and brought that up. And we went, oh, he's your best friend. And he went, hmm. I don't know about that. Blaine keeps running companies with Chris. Honestly, I see a lot of people that used to work at Rooster Teeth out and about, and I never say hi,

because I don't think anyone would know who I was if I would have. Yeah, but you got to be like, hey. Hey, you don't. I pass people all the time, and I'm like, oh, I used to work with that person. Who? Yeah, yeah, tell us who. Name names. Name them.

Name them. Name and shame. I don't. OK, OK, OK. So they may not have. Wait, hang on. There was this one guy. One that has a beard. He they may not have a beard. Wait, hang on. There was this one guy. One that has like a beard. He was white and had a beard.

Oh, Bernie Burns. No, not Bernie. It would have been him. Oh. He had tattoos. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Jeff. No, but I'm honestly surprised I haven't run into Jeff. They weren't classes.

I'm surprised you haven't run into Jeff either. I know. I feel like we've always talked about we go to a lot of the same places. Yeah, definitely. But I don't. Yeah, but also you probably did. I would really enjoy running into him. And just seeing him like me in the park.

Yeah, I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I'm surprised you're running into Jeff either. I know I feel like we've always talked about we go to a lot of the same places. Yeah definitely. But I don't. Yeah but also you probably did and just came to see him like me in the parking lot today when I was 10 feet away from you. Oh yeah. He saw you and he hid. I would probably say something to him. Yeah but Kevin doesn't go anywhere. Really? He doesn't? No. I've only ever seen him in like public at a restaurant. Yeah, I bumped into him a while ago Why did you? Know any trouble we say where we like I'm Adam. I thought I saw Bitch This is gonna be bad because we both did that at the thing where it's like oh, oh, oh hello, okay?

Bye what you with someone you know you that well in a company Yeah, what you have you're acting like it's like oh, this is all you know it may be that I've been before that Well, I saw Jordan in public the other day. It was really weird. You know it might have been almost a year ago I oh I see Nick in public. I'm like oh Why would you be afraid of me right, but that not awkward that's very deliberate like fuck there he is Running together going oh, I don't know what Hello sir Anyway, see you tomorrow

I think it was before roosterteeth shut down now that I think about we were still doing Him yeah, but not not yeah This one time I saw Jordan and public it was so crazy we've not we'd have a hundred percent yet Yeah, we were four years in the face Oh, who was it it was John rising? He wasn't gonna say hi to you anyway, no he doesn't know who I am I just knew he was Oh, who was it? It was John Risinger. Whoa! He wasn't gonna say hi to you anyway. No, he doesn't know who I am. I just knew who he was.

Whoa. But he's not the only one, I've seen a couple of people. Yeah. Oh yeah? But they were never people that knew me, I just knew them. Maybe they do know you. Who else? Yeah, maybe they know who you are. Maybe they're big fans. You should go up to them and just say,

I'm a big fan of you. Hello. I'm a fan of yours. Well, don't lie to them. I should just say we used to work together in the moment. Yes, yeah. Where? Yeah, and then just say that you were with Face Jam or whatever and they'll be like, oh wow. No, I'm just not gonna say anything.

I'm gonna say, you can remember. Yeah, that's always the best way to start a conversation. Think about it. That's me. I'll just face think about it and I'll go with that. You don't wanna make it awkward. Run up to someone and say, hey short bitch. Do you know who I am?

Answer now. You're describing so many convention experiences. Hey, do you remember me? Nope. Hey, nice to meet you. We've met before, actually. Yeah. Do you remember?

Do you all do that to people? No, we don't. No, it happens to us. Well, not Eric that much, but I'll be more recognized to people. Taller people. Like Nick or his business partner Gavin. That was before then. I don't! But you keep...

Oh my god. Eric, it was a year ago! Eric! Three? Exactly. He barely knew the guy! Come on. Come on, what? I wasn't talking to you. Come on. I wasn't talking to the show yet.

Hey, hey, good point. Come on. Counter. You have nothing. You have nothing to say. It's like when Andrew Panton says, listen. Oh, do you like all the Andrew memes I've been sending? Yeah, I've been a big fan of you.

I don't know why they keep coming up on my Instagram. Are you stuck? I was just worried. You're a little stuck. He was just, I didn't know, were you getting your scars? I was just making sure you're okay. I'm fine, guys. I just noticed a clear't know we get you scars making sure you're okay. I'm fine guys

I just noticed a clear every journey all right range barrage I was just asked for myself he piled on what he always does trying to seem taller Did y'all put this up? Yeah, no smoking your baby. Yes, they put it in for me. Yeah You put it up as a joke Like that even even still she couldn't hesitate to point something out on the building. Okay, well every building has those. Yeah, every building has them, not just eyes.

Well, I'm not sure. Every building has those. What? They'll never know. Oh my God. Costa Villa, what is it called? Is that what this place is? Oh my god Hey, that's Nick's favorite chair that he brought here

I like the idea that they're like like a room but shit that they say I just had it Yeah, I don't use it Nick brought it was like, but I love it. I do I brought my favorite chair ever. I brought my favorite chair. It is my favorite. It's my favorite chair. I feel like that's like a classic thing from a TV show is like,

oh, my wife maybe get rid of the lazy boy. Yeah, Gracie, that's this and this and this and this. Oh, what is that? Garfield phone? Oh, my wife got me a Garfield phone. That's cool. Oh my God, the eye's open. Yeah, still here.

That's so cool. That's the eye's open. Make it come, make it come. Do it. Ew. Yeah. Do you still like it? I liked it before that. Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought.

Can I like go snoopy cup? Do we want to give Gracie the Gracie Gifts now? Gracie's got presents. Is this Gracie Gifts? Woo! Is this money for her? That is Gracie Gifts. What?

It's like $4. Just so you know. Ah! That can upgrade her from standing to sitting. It totally could. That is Gracie gift. What? It's like $4. Just so you know. Ah! That can upgrade her from standing to sitting. It totally could. Wait, what's in the napkin? I don't know.

I just grabbed what was there. I don't think you know. Maybe a napkin. I don't fucking know. I think the napkin might be trash. The napkin and the card are trash. The napkin is trash. The napkin is where you're opening.

The card is not related. Is that our pop popcorn? Is that our pop popcorn? Yeah. I got this is a cool dollar. There's gotta be something in here. Wait, who is this from? Indiana Jones style.

Y'all? Y'all each put one in? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay, sure. That's one sent money. Thank you, someone. Wait, I was thinking about this the other day. I still don't know who sent me the pluffle. And I think about it often.

Oh yeah. It's true. Let us know in the comments if you sent the pluffle It was me. So that's a verbal game Jordan. You shouldn't have yeah We can play on what let's save it for the Michael Jordan podcast. Okay. Wow I don't know Wow, man, let's open the goddamn present Okay, but it's open already we gotta know it's Yeah, y'all know It's still right. We open it's a no. It's still right

We open it check it out cuz we had to know and then rewrapped it. She's peeking. It's just opening Okay, I don't but I'm gonna love it Oh my God! The post show? Yup. Ugh! The podcast? Oh, there's a good one. Ooh. Oh!

She's gonna bust into it right now. She's gonna bust into it right now. This just became a long edit. Oh yeah. Oh, I opened it. Not for me. Here. While I open this, there's also another gift, Gracie.

Catch. Oh my God, I'm opening these right now? What, what? The emotions. But Gracie, don't worry. There's more. Oh my god, I'm opening these right now. What, what, what? The emotions. But Gracie, don't worry. Oh my god. But Gracie, don't worry.

He's moving a bit. We were supposed to not show it. Yeah, I thought we were hiding those. We were. We all were hiding them? It's just like. No, the other two. He was just showing off and he reached the cabinet.

And that's right. And I could. Yeah, watch this, guys. Buck Woodsman from Munchkinland. Yay! And that's right, and I could. Yeah, watch this, guys. Buck Woodsman from Mutchkinland. I got the best day ever. Did you see his girlfriend, though? Sure guys got it all. Oh my god.

Bobby, how are you? I'm living my life in Maine. Wait guys, I'm so excited. Dude, he's such a doofus. Oh, I love doofus. She's just like, he's so cute. Jesus Christ. I mean, you know what though? They're quiet.

Would you like to try? Yeah, absolutely. I kind of want to try. Whoa! That went fast. It really did. Whoa. Okay.

Gracie's doing it too. Please. I feel like nowhere is safe. She's ready for the UT game. Yeah. I'm gonna take these. Woo! Is it UT?

Yeah, it's pretty good. You're good, you're good. In standing room. I won't pay the $9 to say it. I'm telling you, she's got like five or six dollars. What are these called? Chinese finger trap? Oh I can't. That's so funny. Really? Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha She's gonna say what unit it is. No, they just wander. You got cats to drop off at my house?

Give me your pets, give me your pets. Anyway, I'm going to Dallas. I'll watch them. I have a ring camera. I'll watch them. And say, be there. Hell yeah. That's pretty cool. Fake gamer girl, Gracie.

You're not even doing it. Yeah, dude. Listen to that. Okay, she's doing it. There's not as much metal as I would have liked in that box. There's metal, don't worry. There we go. I was worried, now I'm not. It's literally a bucket full of them. Oh, it's a little puzzle.

It's a bucket that can just be called Nick's Tears. They're pretty quiet fidget toys though. That's unfortunate. I'm sure we can solve that. Yeah. Don't worry when you do it right in the microphone. Yeah. Nothing's quite as bad.

Don't worry, you have all those candies to solve on the mic. Yeah. It's Zot time baby. Just don't chew them. They're fucking, babe. She found another just random squish thing. Harry, she went over there, she went.

No way, they have these? He's in a pod. They have these? Oh my God, and they come out. No, no key, yo no key. They have that. Wait, how do you get it out? Maybe they don't come out, Gracie.

Oh, they don't, you're right. Or do they? Oh, they have faces on them. They have spaces, but what do they do? No, I said faces. Oh, faces. Pay attention, idiot. My bad. My bad. Yeah, short bitch. There you go Wait, this is so awesome. How do I not open this yet? Whoa? Pop pop it's one of those pop it's rainbow pop. It's that's where it's at

Yeah, we can hear it. I Assume I'll be able to hear it. Yeah. I don't like that thing. He's watching you like a hawk. I hate that thing. He's watching you like a grackle. I'm the grackle of let's start recording the podcast. Do we have to?

Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Sorry, snake. Oh! Sorry, I thought you were a bird. You were going to start eating our dead. Look at this! This one's cold. Really cold. Alright you can continue on the podcast I guess. Look at that.

This is like Christmas 2 for her. Why am I feeling that? There's so many presents in this one present. This is the gift that keeps giving. Why am I feeling it? There's so many presents in this one present. This is the gift that keeps giving. Now what the hell is that? Well, it's like another squishy, but it's like in a net. Oh, but it's in a net, so it's really satisfying.

But it has like a nipple. No, I know. I mean, it's the suck on. Squeeze it and the balls come through the net. Yeah. See? Dude, she just got so excited. Like ball through net technology just blew her mind.

But what is this piece for? To suck on, it's a nipple. I'm not gonna do this. You almost did it! Fortunately, Nick never points the camera at what's happening, so you're fine. I turned to you because you started talking! She went like this, she went,

I'm not gonna. We're gonna find you to see it anyway. We're gonna end this? Yeah. I'm gonna have some water. Okay. Hey, I brought water from home. Me too.

Oh, cool. Baby fidget spinner! We call them Eric sized. In about 30 minutes, I'll be ready to start the podcast. Gracie, we need to kill another four minutes so we can get a cup of water. Does it take four minutes to fill that thing? I mean, who knows?

You could just pull out the jug and pour it into your cup. Squishy bunnies. Yeah, hundreds of times better. I don't know. Squishy bunnies? No way. Those are rare. That's pretty cool.

Those are rare. Do you know about these? Do you know about them? Yeah, I know what a squishy bunny is. There's four squishy bunnies. Whoa, one for each of us, except Eric. Shucks. Sorry, buddy.

Cause he's the little piece in the pod. We have a podcast.