100% Eat - No Limited Food Here %% In n Out

Episode Date: December 31, 2024

Our Heroes, for the first time, go to a California staple: In N Out. This burger stand isn't available everywhere and doesn't do limited time food but we've got to eat it before the year ends to let you know if you need it. Who is allowed to use the bathroom? Why is this place compared to Whataburger all the time? Who writes Yelp reviews for Wait n Line or Trapped n Line??? Come find out what a hamburgers all about. And grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my shaking head co-host, Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you? Trying to mix it up. I'm not going for hands and face immediately. I also mix it up by not directly referencing him. Three episodes in a row,

because I already did it twice. And he's been mostly fine today. Fine as in normal. He started doing a thing the last handful of episodes where he'll just, he'll start the episode and like derail immediately. He yelled, he yelled, here we go. As we started, I don't know immediately. He yelled he yelled here. We go as we started I don't know why and then he immediately did something else. I tuned it out

Do you remember we did a Michael Jordan podcast not too long ago, and he was quiet through a majority Yeah, I've been waiting for that one to come out. I think it comes out... By the time of this recording, it'll be out this Friday. No, but now, I care now. When's it come out now in real life? I don't care. Is it tomorrow?

At this point, I don't know. Friday. We're so far ahead in time travel that I don't even know. I just don't know how long it comes out after the regular episode. Is it three days then? So the episode comes, yes, it's three. It's Tuesday and then nothing on Wednesday.

He doesn't know what day of the week it is. But yes. How many days since it's been? No, I know what day of the week it is. I just don't know when it comes out. How many days since? No, it came out two days ago. So if it's Friday, then it's four days.

And you just said three. For you tried to say two, then you said three. So he doesn't know. I'm not sure what he's saying anymore. Episode comes out three days later, Michael Jordan podcast comes out. When did IHOP come out? Tuesday.

Yesterday. Did it come out yesterday? I guess I watched the quality control episode then cuz I watched it two days Right, so you can do that with the Michael Jordan podcast. Yeah, but I just kind of want to know when it comes out Friday, okay And that's how efficient we are communicating. Oh, it's all content man. Exactly and we would never say Okay, no Well, no, he raised it up so that when he knocks it want it up. Thank you. It'll be in the correct spot

I'm really glad I remembered to do that last time He spent so long before this episode fixing where it goes Perfect Unusable not unusable the yeah. Yeah, let's have Gracie on unusable slap the microphone That's almost like clanking right? Everything's clanking. Okay. No, it's not today. We're reviewing in and out Sure, we've never done it before that's weird. No, it's just because there's no limited sun true

No, there we went there once for a show called secret menu. That's right. And that's why this Saturday only episode We've never done it before. Yes. That's right, and that's why this Saturday... The only episode. We've never done it before. Yes, we did. That's right. That's why this Saturday you can go watch it on our YouTube channel because it's already out and you just have to go back and look for it. He was saying this earlier in the car, we should put out the Seeker Menu thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he just tried to promote it again. Did we shoot another one? What was the other one? We put that out already. Oh. It was Chipotle. It was.

That one was for a more structured... Yes, it was. And that's why I'm releasing the Chipotle That's all that's what you do is you put out the Chipotle one right now. I don't even exist is that one even good Uh put it out. Yeah. Hey, you know what I'm with Michael The raw footage here's the thing. Yes, if it's not I think it's really it's fault. That's that's They never edited it. I had my I felt very restricted during that episode. I think something about red tape, so if it's not very good It's definitely not our fault. I had my own office at that point. We filmed it Wow good for you, and now you can't even use the bathroom. How does that feel bitch?

Is this your office now This is what you call your office I Had Dying I had my I liked how long he sat there and accepted it Let me finish very kind of him. I had my own office, and it became Jordan Levin's office Wait that little like, cause that whole thing was being like redone when we filmed it in there. Yeah, and I don't know why they gave it to me.

They're like, oh, you can have this. And I went, no shit, all right, yeah. Remember when we would always just film in Shane's office? Yes. Slash room. Yeah, not really, yeah, at his desk. Yeah, that he shared with other people. But I think he was like head of the room.

He was, yeah, and he didn't give, he didn't give a shit. He did he was just like yeah filming here We ate those frozen pizzas in there thinking about that the other day. I was at the grocery store I was thinking about the frozen pizza thing and the revelation that we went So wait she maybe she didn't Wait, she means that she just so she eats the frozen pizza after she cooks it Not she eats a frozen pizza. The revelation of that and then Nick going, Uh...

Oh, maybe I fucked that up. Maybe, but probably not. But... What do you mean probably not? I was eating raw frozen pizza. That made us feel like... Oh, that's right, he said he overheard it when we were in Chicago? Yeah, yeah. And she's like, I overheard it when we were in Chicago. Yeah.

And she's like, I overheard this lady talking about eating frozen pizza. She like, that's crazy. And then you go, oh, I eat frozen pizza all the time. Yes. Right. And that's how you would also describe it. It's not like the-

Oh, I had a frozen pizza last night. Exactly. And it's not that, don't nod yes. He went, guys, guys, you're not going to believe the crazy thing Aaron. She eats frozen pizza. She eats some frozen.

We all assumed he knew what he was talking about. And then I think 20 minutes into the 30 minute episode, we realized he didn't know what the fuck he was talking about. I think that's when we had to stop doing the thing and be like, can we make this episode anything else? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it also made us like not feel good.

Definitely. Maybe not feel good. Yeah. Eating frozen frozen pizza. I can still picture the sensation. Oh yeah. It like the mouth. Yeah. It was. And it makes my stomach turn. Yeah. It wasn't like even a taste thing. Yeah. No, it was all, it was all the texture. Yeah. I remember having to break them over my knee. Yeah, that was fun. I remember when we ate the actual Chuck E. Cheese pizza

from Chuck E. Cheese when Gracie died. I was like, pretty good. Not bad for Chuck E. Cheese pizza. It was like, oh, yeah. Because we did that after that. And I remember thinking back like, man, I was a little bit excited about getting Chuck E. Cheese pizza

But even the hot one we had was like old as fuck. Oh, yeah, we got it and sucked. Yep. Yeah Poor Gracie Rest in peace. Right through the windshield Ping pong in around 35 damn rough stuff rest in peace Gracie up there with cinnamon Cinnamon's in hell I think. Whoa! Probably, you know what she did. Well hell, up there with Cinnamon. Cinnamon's in hell, I think. Whoa! Probably, you know what she did. Well, hell is up, he rises. Right, he rises.

Yeah. West, we forget. Yeah, don't, never forget. Never. Cinnamon, never forget. That shirt, 100% eat.store, right now. Go get a Cinnamon shirt. Remember Cinnamon in your own way.

We stan a queen. West ain't a queen. How do we do, how do we do monkey getting robbed merch probably hands up I'm hungry I don't know if it's a shirt or you know what I mean take my money not my food yeah bring out the plate oh my god the monkey juice shirt needs to come first oh god I don't want to wear a monkey juice shirt I think come first. Oh God, I don't want to wear a monkey juice shirt. I think that's why we need one. I don't want to look at, like just imagine.

I need more hats. It's a monkey juice hats. Monkey juice hats not a bad idea. Put it on. It's gross little, okay. It's gross little face on it. And on the back it says, I'll kill you. Okay.

On the inside, on the inside. He lift the bill up. His classic catchphrase. Oh, it's one of those, that's how we inside. He lit the bill up. Oh, it's one of those, that's how we do the shirt with the hands up, is that he's normal and then you pull the shirt up and print it on the underside as he's got his hands up. And then you

kind of have it out and you're like look, I'm making him eat and you're going up and down and everyone goes, it doesn't look like he's eating. He's eating something. He's nomming. Slobbing. And everyone goes it doesn't know what he's not he's eating something Slobbing I Rewatched that part, and I think I showed it to my wife, and she just went what? It's the whole episode too. Yeah, yeah, what yes the second it happens. Why do you argue the whole episode? I just watched it the whole episode was go oh

The whole episode. I just watched it. The whole episode was going, oh Then you're talking about getting a third hand to squeeze a three-titted bat lady It's fucking great. I did? It's crazy, man. It's crazy, dude. See this is what happens when he doesn't really have to like edit the audio much He's like I'll half listen to this. Oh was I saying that? He doesn't even catch it. Who's saying that? That guy's crazy. Man Jordan was I saying that? He doesn't even catch it. Who's saying that? That guy's crazy. Man, Jordan. I sound like Jordan. Wait. Jordan sounds like me. So wait. Yes, you do. If I'm your dad and he's my mom. Oh, stepmom. No. Yeah. Okay. Through marriage. Okay. He's doing eyebrows at me that doesn't make sense Okay, I can't turn this into a whole nick off again. It's true. I just we just can't it's getting We bizarre we gave him animal style fries, and it turned him into a fiend Dude when we this is normal Nick story because it happened today. When we got the food, we ate it in and out.

We're waiting for it to get ready or get called. The order got called, you got up, Jordan and I were on one side and you guys were on the other side. You got up, Nick like followed after you. Not even getting up like a normal person. What's so funny too is just like, oh, it's time, it's time. Like scrambling. And Nick always does it in a way where like he, I don't know if you do this on

purpose, but he stays at an Eric's vision. He's that's wise. Only until it's all he sees. That's what happened at Nando's. He was in front of me and he's like, I'll come too. And it's like, don't please don't bother. Yeah. Yeah. He slunk out of the booth after you. He, he, he snuck up behind me, Pico's Pete style and leaned over and he's like their fork Yeah, I went but Jordan and I were like, there he goes. I went up just talking to each other Out loud I was like he's not even gonna help to try and then the second before you even pick them up

He was looking around you like like he was trying to watch a show and you were in the way But like it's clearly there's not a fork there Over you and then you pick them both up Oh my god, he's actually not doing anything. I was like he didn't help looking he didn't help He wants to look and then he turned around He's like Yeah, he scrambled. Yeah, you said I need a fork like Michael said yeah after I said only we get to use the bathroom Oh, yeah, like you were making it up on the spot that was that was great

And only Michael and Jordan get he's the bathroom yeah Yeah And only Michael and Jordan get to use the bathroom. Yeah Just letting it wash over me. Yeah, you really did that was a conversation before we went where Jordan said that only they get to use the bathroom. It was really out of nowhere too. I mean you said that like somebody had used the bathroom because like oh I walked in and there was a bunch of noise going on and for a second I thought there was music playing and so I was by the refrigerator and I paused and I was and you guys said something because I was listening I was like who used the bathroom only Michael and I can use the bathroom How I don't know where it was how

Just like insulting it was and he included me Oh, and I really appreciated that if you want to get a little bit of improv going with Michael Make sure he's included in the thing that other people aren't allowed to do That's a big yes hand or attack Eric Yeah, I'll also I'll back you up and that's or you or you start or say something insane that Eric is totally in the right And I will still attack Eric while agreeing with him. Yep, and then usually So yeah, why'd you jump in the traffic? Yeah, and then usually some yeah, why'd you jump in the traffic?

Dumb you are I don't know if you realize he's playing he's playing it up And he's leaned over I was playing it up. We know You forgot oh my god. See this is why if Gracie was here. We wouldn't have gotten this far No, we would have started dogpiling with him on me for whatever reason. And then she would have stopped paying attention again. And then we wouldn't have had this set up. And also. Pfft.

Yeah. A lot of grudges getting built around here. We're gonna have to have the end of your meeting. Uh oh. Yeah, really. We're gonna really lay it out. We're gonna all. Really check in on the really. We're gonna really lay it out. Yeah, we're gonna all Really check in on the business. I'm gonna meet out there. We're gonna lock this place down and we're gonna talk

No laptops. No, what we're gonna do is we're gonna you have to nominate someone To give you a review and see how it lines up with your I nominate Gracie for everyone That's oh, that's a good, this is a good idea. Patreon. Yeah, we should record Gracie giving us reviews. I think Gracie should just interview us. We have talked about this idea. That should be the start of that idea. God, it's such a good idea.

Gracie doing an interview show is such a good idea. It's so good. You sit down, hi, oh, hi. Happy to be here Do you want to play a word game? Yeah Yeah, do you have one? Who are you? Are you interviewing me? I just love the idea of Idris Elba. It's so funny to me. Well, uh, no, who are you? I'm Gracie Who are you? I'm Gracie. Who are you? Hahahaha

Ah man, I think that would be great. That's our hot ones! Finally, we got it, we cracked it. I'm really glad we ate there today because we got water. Yeah. Yeah, Michael, that was such a heads up move as we were leaving. He said, fill up with water because there's none at the office.

Specifically to you. Yes. Because I know we're always looking for water and then you find water and he's always throwing paper in it. Yeah, he can't get through this time. He can't get enough, dude. Well, this time the paper is going to be rubber banded to a rock. So he's still getting in there. He's going to knock over the bottle.

In and out. What do you guys think about that place? So it's relatively new to Austin, right? So it's been a couple years. At this point, yeah. Wow, longer than I thought. Yeah. That's how little I cared. Because I remember I was here when it's like, in and out, it's coming. Yeah, I remember it was that one we went to. It was the first one that opened in Austin. Are there a lot now? There's like a handful. Okay, but it's still not like everywhere. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I don't really go there that much.

I mean, it's fine to me not growing up with it and then moving to Austin. It's so similar to P. Terry's to me. Yes, it is. I was like- So many people are like, it's totally different. When I moved here and I had P. Terry's, I was like,

don't eat it. Don't eat it. And now you got P. Terry's. And then In-N-Out opened later that year that I moved here. And had P. Terry's, I was like, don't eat it and out. You got P. Terry's. And then In-N-Out opened later that year that I moved here and I was like, okay. Uh-huh, sure. I remember something- You could count them all as one P. Terry's or one, you know what I mean?

Like combined, there are 10 of them. Which is P. and out. P. and out, yeah. Which you guys are allowed to do in that bathroom and we are not. Yeah, we have to go in the yard. We have to go in the yard. Somebody's gotta take you out. We've talked about it before, I think, when we did

P. Terry's episodes forever ago. That P. Terry is the comparable place to In-N-Out here. Not Whataburger. And for some reason, everyone compares Whataburger. And I don't understand. To In-N-Out. That's insane. It's crazy. Whataburger is like nothing. I can't compare it to anything that I've had.

To me, it's like bigger Jack in the box. Right, but it's still bigger. Yes. Like it's just, I can't. That made him mad when I just said that. Oh, I mean, a Jack in the box. It's the truth. It is better than Jack in the box.

But even from like, again, I'm not even getting into the nuances of like, eat a P. Terry's and then eat an In-N-Out burger and compare where, if you're talking about like shape, size, like the way it's made, what comes on it, they're fucking identical. Patrick Terry, I assume that's his name, went to an In-N-Out and came back to Austin and was like,

I got an idea. I'll do it. Yeah, absolutely. That, but me. But what a burger is such a like, I think it's just the regionality of it, right? Like it's the West Coast thing. The biggest is Texas.

The sentimental equivalent to In-N-Out. I agree thing the biggest is Texas? Merger equivalent. Yes But not food equivalent no, it's not even close no, it's not even close in taste or in quality Yeah, no, sorry water burger stinks. Yeah, well, I agree. I agree with that and I like water burger Nick I like it too. I know you do. That's why I said you're the one from Texas. It's a given. I know hey fun fact He likes it too Your dad would have a subway Here it skips a generation Got bad news for your son. It's gonna hate. Oh, I I moved the head by the way

Yeah, you notice all right. That's actually a really cool hat on on you you do like you like early 1980s dusty road Yeah, you get that, but I said I want I'm gonna get a better one I'm gonna put razor blades in it so I look like a little old Peaky Blinder Yeah, I think it looks cool, and then also I'm the monkey now Yeah, and I said honestly you could easily replace Nick yeah, it didn't look right on my body on your body I'm like that could be it Yeah on your phone again, huh? I'm like, that could be it. Yeah. On your phone again, huh?

I'm trying to find Dusty Rhodes in this hat that it reminds me of, because that's exactly what it looks like. You're no monkey. Oh. You got like a little, you got like a little, I'll kill you.

Kind of like a little disco hat thing going on. That's George R.R. Martin. That's it. That's it. Write the book, write the book. A little bit. A lot of bit. I think you look really cool in that hat.

Thank you. Yeah. That's why I got it for you. You look like a 70s tough guy. You really do, yeah. You look like a character that would be in a gang. In a gang in The Warriors. Yeah, which they're remaking.

What do you, oh really? Yeah. What do you think he means? Oh wait, no. Like remastering or re-releasing No, it's not gonna be a movie actually. I think it's being adapted for Broadway all right Well remaking isn't the right word for that yeah See that's why I'm correcting myself

That's that's great well yeah well I will everyone else is doing it, so I'm just seeing what's up there you go Remaking that for Broadway Lin-Manuel's new musical Yes Yep, we're the Warriors and we're here to say we're gonna fight you in a major way doing it in the no planet He doesn't for some reason he doesn't rhyme. Oh, that's true. He just says shit to a beat He's in like we're the planet tears. Yeah, and you can be one too This is saving our planet is the thing to do but making it about the war is not the way Oh, so here's what Captain Monkey has to say

That was the perfect setup. That was the cue up. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. Oh, you polluted? You. Captain Monkey. Dude, that's what Captain Planet should have been doing. Killing folks.

So In-N-Out, just sort of like a thing with your burger. You go in, you go out, they have nothing, which I kind of appreciate. It's like, here's our burger. Here's a goddamn burger. Do they do veggie burger too? No, I don't think. You can get it protein style, but they don, here's a burger. They buy themselves on their simple menu. Here's a goddamn burger. Do they do veggie burger too? No, I don't think, you can get it protein style, but they don't have veggie burger. They don't do veggie burgers.

See, they already fail under P. Terry's food. I don't ever get it. But people really like the veggie burger at P. Terry's. Even people that don't eat veggie burgers, they'll be like, well, if I'm at P. Terry's, I'll get the veggie burger. That's crazy to me. I like the chicken burger.

Chicken burger at P. Terry's really good. I maybe had it once, but I almost always get those doubles, man. They just fall down your throat. And they're really well spiced. There's a lot of shit on the burger that other chains don't do. Like McDonald's and Burger King and shit. They're just like burger, ketchup, mustard. In-N-Out and P. Terry's like they put shit on the burger. Yeah, like actual toppings and as like spices quality toppings and spices

Yeah, I think another thing that people like about in and out is is That like hidden menu the customization that you can do that once you've been going for a while You know everyone has the way they get their burger. Do you have yours? What's yours? I have messed around with it a lot like I used to do grilled onions Yeah, stuff like that, which it just comes with regular onions if you just order it you but you can get grilled onions He did it and I went good idea. Yeah, I I started wouldn't bother me at all. Yeah Grilled onions of the way I started taking the onions off. Oh really? Yeah Oh, I don't like I don't like the taste that would leave in my mouth And I and I still feel like I taste that would leave in my mouth.

And I still feel like I need to brush my teeth after I eat. I get that. I understand. I do the- He likes feeling like eating brushes. Yeah, I love it. I love it. Because then I just run my tongue over my teeth

and I go, ooh, ooh, never leave, ooh, ooh, ooh. Like Jessica Simpson. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and then your teeth are clean. Oh yeah. And does she wipe, she wipes them with her sleeve or whatever, scratches them out. Scratch it and then look at all the black.

If they squeak they're clean I Do the grilled onions like wiping a window it's satisfying And I she brushes her teeth. I add chilies the add chilies. I think is like a Strong strong addition to that burger. I've never heard anyone do that. She's like the little banana peppers. They chop them up and throw me Yeah, He almost didn't get it. I was about to freak out. You could do that yourself after the fact because they just have a little They do. The little bin of it. Can you also order peanut butter and put that on yourself? You can do that also. What an idea.

See we got all these items. What a hack. Bring your own potato chips. Secret menu, bring your own chips. Their secret menus like their whole thing. That's great. Jesus. Hey, do you guys want to learn about In-N-Out, a restaurant we've never done before? So that means we'll actually get five facts. Yes, there are five facts here.

Wow. Let's see about that. Yeah. In 1948, Harry and Esther Snyder opened the first In-N-Out Burger, a 10-foot by 10-foot drive-through hamburger stand. A year later, Harry introduced his newly developed two-way speaker box, which allowed guests to order without leaving their cars. That's like In-N-Out's whole thing. They invented the drive-through? I don't think they invented it, but I think he has his own system of drive-through.

So you homocaked it? Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly what it is. You mean how I hop invented funnel caked. I'm not familiar with the concept of funnel caked. Are you talking about fry snakes? Yeah. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fry snakes. But that's like in and out. Whole thing is like California car culture like that. Right. And backing up so many cars at your restaurant that they go into the street and block traffic. Yeah, well that one. Yay.

That's the one I always had to go to. Fucking nightmare. Every time. The whole lane. Mega 64's old studio was buying in and out and it would be like Friday, Saturday night, it would just be traffic all fucking down. It's miserable, miserable. And then they started having people who would like

They'd walk out yes come to you and get your order so you would get out of the street go park Please yes, that was order that was like the first place that I saw before like Chick-fil-a was doing it I think she does it but not because it's a mess they do it because they're fucking efficient Yes, they are Out like McDonald's does it occasionally to and it's when they're back the fuck up chick-fil-a. It's like oh, they're oh shit How did I get my food? I didn't order yet. I saw they are so insanely fast. It's wild They were I think they're at a Burger King or something and across the street is a chick-fil-a And they were like let's see how many people can get a chick-fil-a their chick-fil-a food while I wait in this line

Yeah, the drivethrough at Burger King. It's just people go, Mew, Mew, Mew, Mew, and he's not moving. I think the drawback though for something like that is if you've never been there before or you're with someone who hasn't been and they don't know what they want, I don't know what you're gonna do.

I've done that before. I usually just get the spicy chicken deluxe and like no tomatoes, I guess, because I like that. But that's happening before where I've jumped in line and I'm like, oh shit There's a man outside and I pull up my phone. Yeah, and I look at the menu. Otherwise you have to ask them like Do you have hamburgers what I don't know why I'd say like that what's good like what you have What do you have? Okay, he's different than what you did doing a monkey juice style dude

I'll kill you. I mean yeah Speaking of which I went to McDonald's this morning and it was something really funny. It was like empty I order at the drive-thru. I have my my mobile order I turn the corner and there's like two kids like standing in the drive-through. Like, there's a car at the window, and then they're waiting behind the car, and then I'm next. They're in their car. So I'm like, I can't pull in,

because they're clearly like, we're next. Like they weren't moving. And I'm like, okay, let's see what's going on here. Because usually they tell you, fuck off. But one of them already had like a cheeseburger in his hand. So I was just like, I don't know, maybe something's wrong with his food or something. I don't know.

And these kids, they had to be no more than 16 Okay, it's like two of them. That sounds like a kid who's about 16 Someone who has done this before the car pulls up the kid walks over and they start talking and And immediately I'm like, oh, they know the guy, they know the other kid working at the drive-thru, and they're like either asking for something or whatever, and the kid at the drive-thru goes,

hey, ask if he's got the mobile order, give him the receipt. And he's like, what? And he's like, ask if he's got a mobile order. And he hands the kid who doesn't work their mobile, and he walks over to me and he's like, did you get a mobile order? And I'm like, yeah, and I'm just laughing. Like, he was just like, you're outside, bitch, you get a mobile order I'm like yeah I'm just laughing like he was just like you're outside bitch you do it yeah I was

like that was awesome that's he's like go ahead go ahead that's fucking great and then he just went and then I just went they walked off I don't know what the hell they wanted they walked off and I was just laughing I just drove right to the next one I would have stayed and see like how how their interaction yeah that's like you don't get an end of your story That's not all they're here It was over by the time you handed me a receipt back He asked him something gave me and then they walked back the way they came. How weird I was just like yeah

Make him work. I was just like they probably probably got that cheeseburger for free Yeah, oh, I'm like are you for your burger go hand this guy that receipt. Yep. Oh, that's so good That's cool. If you flip your cup over, you'll see John 316 printed on the bottom, a message that didn't start appearing at In-N-Out until the 1980s. For a monkey so loved the world that he gave his only sauce that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal sauce. WTF?

That make any sense. Was all that on there? Does it still say John 3 16 on it? It says Isaiah 9 6. Really? Yeah, look that one up. Did Michael get a different one? Wow, fuck that one up.

Michael got In-N-Out Burger. What? No, it's Isaiah 9 6. For thy stomach is risen. For to us a child is born, oh it's Christmas. Oh, that's right, it's the holiday one the stomach is us a child is born. Oh, it's Christmas Oh, that's right. It's a child is born to us a son is given and the government What shall be upon his shoulder and his name shall be called monkey and complete and people are wonderful counselor mighty God everlasting father Prince of Peace

counselor mighty God everlasting father Prince of Peace Too political! What the fuck? That's a long name. Yeah, that is a long name. The government's on his show? Is he like Matt Gaetz? No, he's a host now at Newsmax. Oh!

He does work for the government. I heard they reversed their decision to not release that ethics report, by the way. They did, yeah. Which means they spent a lot of time editing it. So we should be, by the time this is out, we should learn a lot. Probably not. And also Marjorie Taylor Greene is going to

finally release the secrets that she's been holding. She's been pretty quiet since she said that. Yeah, but that's because she's- Because she's been busy. Because she's flying drones. Yeah, it's because she's been charging up all of her secrets. Charging up her secrets.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's been having them, she put them out in the sun. Yep. Yep. I see her sometimes when I'm putting my stones out. Yeah. To get charged. You know like in the new Mario party, you can hold A and like charge up the dice.

I know now. Yeah, that's what Marjorie Taylor Greene has been doing. What a stupid name. It's hard to say Marjorie Taylor Greene has been doing. What a stupid name. It's hard to say Marjorie Taylor Greene. Her name's Magic the Gathering. Every time somebody writes MTG, it's Magic the Gathering. That is what it is. I've been on the internet too long

for it to not be Magic the Gathering. Yeah. Yeah. She's got some spells. They are very religious at the In-N-Out. Yeah. The John 316 is on the fries as well. But not until, again, not until the eighties is very strange.

That's when God was born. Oh. Wait, what year exactly? Oh, I don't know. 1980s. 1980s. Do you think it could have been? But what year was Nick born?

I mean, he doesn't even know. Do you think it could have been 87? Do you think this really is a religion for this one? He was born two days before Christmas. And the government shall be upon his shoulders. But when was Jesus actually born? Get him off my back. When was he actually born?

It was like springtime or something. Closer to April. Closer to me. And what's weird, I don't know if you ever noticed this, but they never said he was born in like the year zero. Yeah, they didn't say he was born in the year zero. It was like after the fact that they came up with it. Yeah, how come nobody came and he said, guys, it's year zero now?

And everyone went, what? Oh, Jesus must be born. We've been doing negative years for a long time, so now it's zero. So I think that's maybe what they did do, and you just weren't there. Whoa. Nick will tell you later.

Oh! In 1984, In-N-Out opened a university so they could train their new managers on how to make quick decisions, demonstrate initiative, and please hungry customers. Nick's got a way. Put his hands up. We've been trying to do the same here at 100% EAT, but the only students we've had so far are Nick and Gracie, so their graduation rate is low and we don't think they're going to

please any customers anytime soon. Well Nick might, but only if he's getting robbed There it is He did it first He did it first It made the joke okay Wow it's like we know what you're gonna do because you never stop Oh not always like this

All the time When he said that we were leaving the restaurant and I was saying oh Cause I like got up real close to Nick's face when we took the picture. And I was like, that was funny. I haven't done that one. And you were like, yeah, I've never done that. I go, right, because I can control myself. And Nick's like, I didn't feel like you did. I'm like, no, because I can control myself. I don't do things like that all the time forever.

I have them in my back pocket. That's why he's not always doing that to you, Nick. And then Nick goes, I'm not always doing things. And right as Eric got to a curb, and I couldn't tell if he tripped off the curb or was stunned. It stunned me. He was like, and almost fell when he said that. I'm not always doing things.

It like stunned me and I turned around and looked. Nick, you might not always be doing things, but you're always doing things around us. That's what I said. That's fair. That's right, which is all that counts and all we're talking about. I don't give a shit what you do outside of this. You can go to the bathroom as much as you want at home.

Yes. I assume. I actually don't know what the rule structure is there. Yeah, do you have a similar rule structure at your house about who can use what bathroom? Oh no. We were talking about how early on in the show when we started doing face jam, how what our attitude was in and like, um, just like all four of us always

being involved in stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, um, I forget who said it, but I think Michael said something like, yeah, because it's like, it's the four of us and we're, you know, we're, we're the show and we're all in it together. And there's, there's no, no one is bigger than it or something like that. And I go, yeah, we're all, we're all the same, but there is a higher. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're all in equal from the outside looking in. Look, here's the thing. This is, there's, this is a show. It's four guys and two of them are slightly above again. And the other two are turned and looking at these and what's funny is like, I've always agreed with Jordan's hierarchy, but it's always been of them are slightly above again. And the other two are turned and looking at these two.

And what's funny is like, I've always agreed with Jordan's hierarchy, but it's always been a Jordan thing. I just talk down to you, but not out of hierarchy. Just we're even and I talk down to you. Jordan's like, yes, and we're right here above you. And I go, yes, that's right. It's the Chicago live show where it was made very clear.

First, you will bow. You will stand to the side and you will clap. We bow, you clap. Yeah, and then we can bow. And then you can bow. Yeah, that's great. And we can't use the bathroom. And that episode is linked below.

Whoa! It's gonna release that episode now. It's coming out on Saturday. Go find it, go find it! That was all like you said that earlier. He did not say anything. In the episode he went, that's out out on Saturday. Go find it, go find it! I felt like you said that earlier, he did not say anything. In the episode he went, that's out already. Yup. I was thinking about it. Oh good!

He was charging it up MTG style baby! But I also like the time he actually has a rebuttal, nothing. Other times, traffic! You're traffic! Jay Walker! He's getting mileage out of the Jay Walker thing. It's fucking crazy. He's not getting mileage out of the Jay Walker thing. It's fucking crazy. Not getting mileage out of it.

It's bad! But he's doing it. He's trying. The car is dead on the side of the road. I'm playing it up! There's no gas and there's a dead battery. He's just slamming the gas pedal. He's going, weeeee, weeeee.

Oh no, I'm getting pulled over. Woo woo woo! Officer, I'm sorry. I don It's crying crying Boo-hoo that hundred thousand dollars to be a manager and now true damn well, that's kind of us are managers Yeah, that's true. He's cuz we're all equals like idiots Well, there's a slight there's oh, that's right, but that's more just like a personal Unfortunately, yeah, yeah, it's not it's not on the yeah Not on the legal someone should be 26% I think you think so. Yeah, I think we can shave off.3 of three people. Oh!

Just to have a tiebreaker. One person's 26 and everyone else is like 24.333. Yeah, I think it tracks. Or we all drop down to 19 and give the rest to Gracie. Oh Jesus. Just business-wise, not monetarily. She continues to be paid nothing. But she owns the business?

Well, just the decisions. Oh cool. That's what we need Gracie involved in is more decisions. More decisions less on the podcast. See what happens. You want her business acumen but none of the rest of it. Yeah, I think it could be a boon. We're gonna start wearing bows

and you'll know exactly when. Oh, we're a bow, dude. When this decision is made. And we're going, Jesus Christ, and then he's like, the bows are a hit. The bows are a hit. Guys, we all make in-and-out manager money now. Exactly.

It's all thanks to the bows. And Grace is just like, told ya. Uh-huh, and she's not getting paid for many of the bows we're making. Yeah, give me pretzels, give me pretzels. Yeah, but she told you. She told you.

And the final fact of the first ever In-N-Out fact section. In September of this year, In-N-Out sent a cease and desist order to Fairplay, a band in San Diego, a bar in San Diego for selling their own Double Double and Animal Fries. We agree with this cease and desist because Fairplay sucks and was better A bar in San Diego for selling their own double double and animal fries. We agree with this cease and desist because Fair Play sucks and was better when it was

Tornado, a bar where you could get absolutely obliterated with no one caring while waiting for the line at Red Wing to mellow out so you can do karaoke and get in a fight trying to make your way to the patio where a drug dealer tells you that his people are going to conquer space next. Cheers. to the patio where a drug dealer tells you that his people are going to conquer space next. Cheers! Tornado is a crazy bar that- Oh, it's tornado. Yeah, where you can just get, you would just get blasted. Now it's just a boring sports bar, whatever. But Red Wing, that had a back patio where a guy kept going, hey, you know, the Jews conquered the world. Those are my people.

What's next? And I went, I don't know. And he went, hell. Space? And he went, huh, yeah. So there are lasers. That's apparently what he was getting at. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So imagine if the gathering was on to revealed. She's revealing her secrets, but shouts out to Red Wing great Great bar. She's gonna reveal how she's such a dumb fuck. I don't think there's any really Is but how how what happened like and how can we avoid it in the future? What's her 16 years earlier origins? Wow, wow. Craven the Hunter style. Did she get bit by like a crazy person? She got bit by a fucking moron.

She got bit by a rabid raccoon. Just foamed into her wounds. She got bit by an idiot. The idiot got shot, blooded, went into young Marjorie Taylor Greene, and here we are. Jesus Christ. How old is Craven the Hunter supposed to be? 16 years? I mean, he's gotta be, like, in his 30s. I would think so, right? 16.

Yeah. He seemed like he was a teenager. Yeah, like mid-teenagers, like 15, 16, right? I'd say he's 32. I would say even older, like, he was in school still. I'd say he's 32, 33. Which is definitely younger than What tells his name? Taylor Johnson and a Taylor joy yeah, no

He's got a Right I think he is like barely mm-hmm It just seems like that's a weird age for craven the hunter to be did you know he's in a weird like cuz you're old man Like big everyone is that old it's a thing when you like you're old man now. Like big age. Everyone is that old. It's the thing when you're a kid, you're like this old guy. I watched fucking Elf the other day. Oh yeah. Right?

And it's like, as a kid, you're like, it's crazy. He's a grown ass man. And that's not, it's like he's a grownup. Wilfer was 36 in that movie. Wow, really? Wilfer was 36. Wow, that's crazy. I know.

I was watching that going, I'm older than that. And I would absolutely do this. And now I'm trying to get. That's and I would absolutely do this And now I'm trying to get in my own elf scenario, but I was like they'd be like Craven's a little young It's like because now you're old man. Oh, no, I got your old man. No, I think 32 or 33 is is old for Craven Mmm, like I feel like that Craven the hunter should have been much younger. Yeah, but he's been Cravening already Yeah, I guess so they don't get to see all the good crazy. Yeah, that's just already outvening already. Yeah. I guess so. We just don't get to see all the good cravening parts. He's just already out there cravening. You're right.

This isn't Craven Begins. You're right. This is, you're right. This is the Dark Craven. Because I'm thinking about this as his first craven mission. However, he's been cravening for some time now as he killed the foreigner's mentor. Correct. We don't know who that is.

And we don't, Hitman. Hitman. Right. Hitman. In 47. And we also don't Fully understand what the foreigner does we know he counts he does count and then you die. Uh-huh well no Sometimes no no one can you die? No? I mean really I don't done

I don't think anybody died he never did that he well he well yeah Dramatic about it could have died, but like, Yeah, exactly, so I'm saying he had to be dramatic about it. He could have died, but then he wouldn't get the gotcha. Gotcha. You don't wanna be out there just killing people for no reason, you wanna be going, gotcha, and then killing them for no reason. Be seeing ya.

Bang. What does it mean? I just don't. What? So his power was fa, but also then maybe that begs the question, he does see people after they die. Who? Foreigner? Yeah, he's like, poof, he does see people after they die. Who?

Foreigner? Yeah! He's like, when he's like... I've seen you. So that's what I thought the line alluded to was like he sees their ghost or something. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And her grandma. Uh-huh. But that's who she never saw again. Right. But he did.

She doesn't have the foreigner power. She's not a foreigner. The foreigner would say, she died on that trip, and I saw her later. And I saw her and I saw her later. Which makes a lot of sense. Been seen to her. Yeah. Been seen to her last week.

See, because that would make sense because then you'd be like Craven killed my mentor and he's the only person I can't see after he died. Like that. See doesn't that seem like a great thing? Put this guy in the writers room. Yeah. I couldn't do worse than what that was. Yeah, but then Eric it turns into the fact sheet.

But then it turns into the Foreigner movie, and I'm here for the Kraven. I think Sony should try one more time. One more time. The Foreigner originer. I was looking up stuff about the Foreigner because we left that movie and I did not understand what his power was. Yeah, we kept talking about how he counts to three and then he said he puts people in a trance. In a trance for ten seconds! And I was so pissed at that. Oh yeah, it's infuriating. Why is he counting to three? Does it take three seconds to kick in? So, no it doesn't! It's starting moving and he's going! So, I looked it up and... No, it starts at one. In all of the press releases where they announce this actor as the foreigner, they go like,

and this guy's playing the foreigner, one of Spider-Man's biggest adversaries. And I went, and I found all these Reddit threads. Hey, I'm like a really big Spider-Man fan. Who the fuck is the foreigner? One of his biggest adversaries. And people are like- He's one, two, three to you, so you forgot. People are like, oh, here are his 10 appearances

over the history of Marvel. But, I mean, you know Thanos, how many episodes was he in? Why are you talking about Scrape? He's still up in the history of Marvel, but I mean you know Thanos how many It's still big enemy Thanos is in He's in two dude he's in two with a chopper he's a helicopter yeah, dude Thanos I think kills death or falls in love with death. Both. Yeah. When you fuck Mary, kill the same death.

Oh yeah. Fuck Mary, kill death. Oh. I guess all three. Yeah, I guess fuck Mary, kill. Alright, let's get to it. And that's Thanos. Next two finger guns.

Okay, good. He was Thanos. Now, next to a finger guns. Okay. Okay. Good. Oh, he was Thanosing. Is that what Thanos does? Yeah, but only to 50% Until he gets Kang the Conqueror. Jesus. We got one in the comic. We got to bleep that. Look at this. Gotta bleep that. Look at that. This guy is Literally, there's so many versions of him and they all look like him. Isn't that crazy how they all look like him? It looks like him one million times! He's everywhere!

This one guy is everywhere! Hey, we gotta take this guy out of the movie. We can't take him out of the movie. And he's gone. Oh hey, the thing about Cagg is maybe he didn't even exist. Good thing they really, I mean I know he was at the end of Loki, but also good thing they really set him up in Ant-Man 3 because that was fucking dog shit. Yes, absolutely horrible. That movie was so goddamn boring and shitty. Yep. Oh my god. But they went into the quantum. Oh my god, dude. I fell asleep during that movie. Was it Michelle Pfeiffer in that? Yes. Weird. Oh, that's his mother, right? Mm-hmm. Uh, well. Well, Hope's mother. Yeah. Someone's mother. The Wasps' mother.

There you go. Michael Douglas' wife. Yes. Yeah, there you go. The guy who got- Right, that's right. The guy who got throat cancer? Mm-hmm. That's crazy. No, he's okay now. Oh.

Yeah. And so is Catherine Zeta-Jones. How's his son doing? Still in jail? Michael Douglas' kid was in jail? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Like for like a Hunter Biden type thing?

No. Oh, did he pardon him? I don't think so. Michael Douglas pardoned his son. Well he did, but he was just like when they were like trying to get through the same door. Oh, pardon me. Yeah, such a good idea. Michael Douglas should go to the jail and pardon his son.

Michael Douglas should play Joe Biden in a shitty movie that I don't want to see. I think Joe Biden should play Michael Douglas should go to the jail and pardon his son. Michael Douglas should play Joe Biden in a shitty movie that I don't want to see. I think Joe Biden should play Michael Douglas. Now we're talking. And then and then it's actually all a ploy because it's to pardon Michael Douglas's son. Right. Joe Biden does it by accident. Michael Douglas is directing and he's like, say this line. It's very important. It's very important we shoot this before January. Oh, you got me Jack

Hey, that's pretty clever Hey Jordan, do you want to learn about the food the food the food? Yeah What food did we the in-and-out double-double? Yeah, I didn't yeah, that's fine. Okay, the double-double usually comes with two beef patties two slices of American cheese lettuce tomato onions and spread Usually coffee. Oh, let's do something weird copy and paste it Why usually unless you unless you screw something up double double usually comes with sometimes

Sometimes you might get lucky. This is what could happen if If you go up there and ask for it, this might occur. Nine times out of ten. This is what you'll get. Press release. Is that what they call it? They call it spread. Yeah, that's, yeah, their stuff is called spread. It's just like Thousand Islander.

They don't call it the animal sauce? No, that's what Nick calls it, but I don't think that has anything to do with anything. That's what he calls it when he's getting robbed. Yeah. The press material says, quote, it's a great site in a vibrant area with good proximity to I-35. We're really enthusiastic about the opportunity there. Carl Van Fleet, In-N-Out Burger Vice President of Planning and Development said in April shortly after the company applied for building permits that the location is a good fit for

the burger chain. That is from the press release from what? 2012 uh-huh that's the press release for the in-and-out being built there that we went to today Wow Would you describe that area's vibrant? It's literally next to like there were vibrant now hang on With Michael vibrant when Nick's there. And also when there's people enjoying the park.

There's people enjoying that park! And people watching the people in the park and beeping at them. And just laying on the horn. Hi! I used to live right over there. And that is not a vibrant area. That's the first place that I ate in Austin. Like when we moved here.

That's the first place that I ate. The first place I? Like when we moved here, that's the first place that I ate. The first place I ate when I moved to Austin was a Wendy's across the street from, I was staying at Brandon's apartment. Oh wow. But funny story, that Wendy's is now another In-N-Out. Oh, I thought you were going to say another Wendy's. No. I thought I was going to say it was another Brandon. It turned, there's two of them now.

It turned into an In-N-Out. That guy loves- And they both depress the shit out of each other That guy loves Waymo and AI What I don't get it either he loves Waymo he loves Waymo No, no way means no way most Stop When you walk into the street ones come ahead. Yeah, you go no way most

When you walk into the street and one's coming at you, you go, no way most. Then you go, stop. And then you get hit. And then Nick brings it up forever. Yeah. Well, it's J walking. He insists that you were J walking when you were just crossing the street. It's true. Well, yeah, you went into that vibrant area.

Well, we have our review of In-N-Out. You realize that you stepping in the traffic has kind of replaced the he's your mom Yeah, I'm fine with it. It is what it is. You know what I mean? He's sunset it. No, he's only saying it because he is your mom. No, he doesn't want you playing in traffic. Look both ways Somebody got hit by a car. We have our own review, but it'd be really funny if one of us got hit by a car. I'm just gonna say We need to hear what you think. One of us has been hit by a car. I have been run over. We in this segment you call you We have our own review, but be really funny I have been run over we in a segment you call you Review, but not since we started the show there are three no not that's it We have had a friend get hit by a car

Started the show uh-huh uh-huh She's doing much better. That's not right. He's doing great. It'd be just be funny if someone came in like a car He's doing great. It'd be just be funny if someone came in like a bike car If it got to be where you were in here telling me yes, I would laugh right because clearly I'm okay, right You know what I mean? Yeah, and then I'd go well that guy's not getting his second payment this Great finish the job buddy uh-huh uh-huh great okay we got three reviews who wants to read the first one well saying how they uh good God exponentially get longer yeah you tell me that's up to you there's a lot of

caps in you guys you guys can split up you know what we did that last episode I thought it was really good that worked really well all right Michael You take the short one, okay? This is from SF mm-hmm San Francisco while the place gets food out fast dot dot dot dot dot The food is no better than McDonald's the meat patty is so thin dot dot dot you get more bread than anything I can see why they are open so late Because at a certain time at night people either can't tell what they're eating or they to Tcare never missed this place before

Won't waste my money on this place again stick with what a burger. Oh here we go This is a native boomer Actually incorrect all over everything about this is all wrong nothing about this is right What a burger stick with a lot of burgers never miss this place before so I mean He's saying like I've never been there before and I'm fine with it. Yeah, like I'm okay That's right. That's not a very Texas right never never missed it never missed this place before I also think that you guys are trying to parse something that is just written so poorly. No, I'm not. You don't understand.

You don't understand. They can't tell what they're eating or they too-too-care. Dude, they can't tell what they're eating or they too-too-care. Too-too-care. Can you, at late at night, do you become like Rab Harmon with night blindness from JAG and you have food blindness?

Yup, uh-huh. And you just don't know what you're eating. You're just going, what is it? I can't see or tell or know. That's what I tell the police officer. I tutti care. I never miss this place. Well, that's the first review.

Jordan, let's get to the second one. Can only get better. Hold on. I said Rab Harmon. It's Harmon Rab. I mixed it up. You're good. I didn't watch JAG, so.

I did. They called they call me a jag off There was a crossover with NCIS I get it I get That's right NCIS is a spin-off of a jag yeah, so what a jag what a jag stand for It was some like Navy justice. I was like we're gonna get you yeah, and then NCIS is like the extension of that Yeah, right because we like the cut of this guy's Difference because there's so many Navy related crimes well Jack Jack they had to wear their uniforms and CIS well Jack Jack was very much like in the military. Yes, where's NCIS is outside, but handle

Crimes yes, okay Jag They were always in an office that looked like the West Wing. Oh, it looked like everything was shot Yep, that's it you did get good uniforms in the Navy. I'll say that Ashley s First of all this establishment should not be named in and out. If you stop here you will never ever find yourself quickly hopping in for a bite and then on your merry way. No I wouldn't. Merry Christmas. I suggest a name change. Perhaps Wait In Line or Trapped In Car. I'm not a big fan of waiting in line just to wait in line.

You live in Austin. And since I still had to wait for my burger for 15 minutes when I arrived at 11 a.m. and there was no line, I'm fairly sure this isn't a fast food restaurant. Compared to its closest competition in Austin, P. Terry's, the burger is dry and the french fry is too greasy for my taste. I left angry and frustrated and like I just wasted a bunch of calories on subpar fast food Now this almost word-for-word is goes against everything every day. Isn't that so crazy? What is going on?

I understand every knock on the french fries it in and out because they are I enjoy them because I grew up with them But I totally get it They suck. Yes. I would never call them too greasy. No, no, no, they are soft They yeah, I are never up there being the greasiest fucking yes ever shy of getting like fries in a bag Yeah, oh from like five guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just never I don't think I've ever eaten the fries at In-N-Out and gone like oh my god. I think the fries at pteris are far greasier. Yes. Yeah, I agree. Oh, yeah, I think you bag fries. I actually hate P. Terry's fries. Oh really I do not like them at all. I've never says I'm not a huge french fry guy I just like I like McDonald's french fries. Yeah, I get that. I will always eat them

Yeah, any other fries like I'll nibble. I ate a bunch of of his, but I'm like, I don't need my own French fries. I'm not gonna eat them all. You ate some of mine at the draft house. Because you were done. And you had a cup of fucking cheese left. And he's got that cup of cheese, baby. You're welcome. Monkey money, monkey money.

Yeah. Oh. That's right. All right, cool. We gotta do like a monkey money hat. Is it like the monkey with like dollar signs in his eyes? We should do the emoji that's got dollar signs in eyes but like tongue sticking out.

But it's the monkey mask. The monkey mask going there. And dollar signs. That's pretty good. Monkey money's pretty good. And we don't put it on there. We just say it's the monkey money hat. Yeah.

But it doesn't say monkey money. Oh, okay. No, it's monkey money. I think if you wrote monkey money in a like Handwritten or like kind of like spray paint kind of font, uh-huh Hot topic would steal it from us Yeah, it would be like their next hot things pretty good

Seeing old dudes where it go be a good logo. No words hat. Yeah. Yeah, I agree the logo Yeah, like right here That would get people like and then on the back and you that says I'll kill you. Oh, that's pretty good Yeah, and that'll get people not asked Hey, what's with that hat? Shit, just turn it around. Yeah, hey motherfucker All right, so I think that you should read up until cons and then Michael can take over, okay I'll start I'll start with the pros. I'm a very positive person. Okay, okay Why are you laughing? Can't use the bathroom? I'm positive about that. That's true

certain Nick D This late lunch prompted me to come home and get my reviews caught up. God damn it. What a loser suck period period IDK If it's the non Californian in me the Texan in me or what but this was the worst shit hands down This guy's so positive. There's usually like not a ton of swearing in these reviews It's like negativity, but not a ton of swearing crazy I was pretty excited to finally getting myself and the kids to I&O Nobody calls it. No one knows that so we went in with much too high expectations

I see now while I didn't go in here expecting some $15 grass-fed fat burger I did expect something that was a treat to my taste buds It's a burger after all. Terrible, just terrible. So, the seating is minimal like P. Terry's and Steak and Shake, but I guess after the hoopla wears down, then it's plenty.

For now, you have to throw bows to get a more than two table. Yeah, that's what we call them. Yeah, absolutely. A more than two table. Be prepared, but I wasn't going to go Drive-thru some things are much better eaten fresh and hot. What does that mean? They make it the same way whether they give it to you in the restaurant or hand it out the window

They also making it at the same time again. They also are a car forward restaurant They go well when you order through the drive-thru if you've never been they ask you Will you be eating this in your car right and. And you go, Oh, no, I'm taking home whatever. I don't think anyone does that here. Nope. But in California, like they give you a whole thing. It doesn't matter. Whatever. Under the awning. And then you eat it. Hey, pros. Here are the pros. None. Seriously. Okay. Well, no, the staff was really friendly. You could tell they are not from here. You can tell, but they were nice. It's pretty damn. Did he think they imported all the employees? It's also the first time I've ever heard the reverse of go back to where you came from.

It's Hey, tell more people where you came from to come here? I think the only problem about the restaurant. I think that he's being derogatory to Austin. Oh, not not Texas in general. They're they're not from like, they're not from like, they're nice. They're not from Austin. This is written by like the worst. Is the worst guy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, it's not done. This is great. Okay. These are still the pros. Yeah. Yeah. We're almost through the pros. They were nice. It's pretty damn simple They make three different burger and that's it Not too much to overwhelm your palates with not that they could even not that they could even if they offer ten items

Oh, and it looks pretty Michael. Oh, okay Just sorry, I'm like they only make three things. But also if they make more, I'd be mad about it. Okay? They make three! Oh, if they make 10! Cons, time, hey guys, time to get mean. Yeah, finally, we're gonna get negative. Every effing thing else, straight up, where do I start?

Please just do it. I'll save the fries for last. I like onion on my burger, but this damn near cleared the room They don't just use a few rings of onion. They slice that duck that sucker thin and whop that whole slab on there Can you say that I was? There's an H. There's an H. I was like whoa like Gracie trying to order a drink. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa lol No, biggie. Then why are you complaining?

Just pull off about eight layers and all was good Patty was very thin Disappointingly thin lettuce cheese and sauce everything just normal and lacking flavor. I ate it Two of my three kids ate theirs, but it was boring as hell dang Two of my three kids ate theirs, but it was boring as hell. Dang. Woo! Food! Fries. Dear God, what happened to them? Well, I absolutely admire the fact that they do not contain 17 interesting ingredients to their fries like the toxic arches does.

Whoa, dude. But damn! The Toxas Arches fries would get my money before I ordered IOE ever! Wait, huh? I don't know what that is. He messed In-N-Out. Did he change the acronym? I mean, it was Eno and now it's IOE. So I don't know, it's like a...

In-Out... I mean, do you mean like an IED? I don't know. They were dry as hell, had no flavor, and had the weirdest aftertaste. No one ate their fries, even dipped in a chocolate milkshake, which you cannot usually go wrong here. They were horrible. I haven't gotten on my laptop to yelp in a minute, lie.

I'm behind. Hell, it may cost me my elite status, but this experience made me get on here and get to typing. Will I return? Not a chance. The greatest part I have found out about In-N-Out is that they are hiring at the Cedar Park location starting at $10.50 an hour. Positive note? I hate this place! And if they are hiring and reading this I am available I've actually heard that a manager can make a hundred thousand dollars my resume You know I'm an elite status on Yelp it

This I haven't even cared about bitching about everything that I almost let my elite slip But this forced me back this brought me back They pulled me back in everybody everybody was out there pulling brother. Everybody on yelp is like oh great He's back. Thanks in and out or they went yeah Yeah, oh my god. Let's hear it for Nick Nick D. He's back. He's back He's well. Oh, dude, man. It's been a while since I sat down and enjoyed a good Nick D review. Get him, Nick. Toxic arches could never. Yelp Oscars are coming up and people are talking about Nick D's review.

There's a lot of Nick D's reviews. There's a lot of murmuring. There's a lot of buzz around Nick D. There's a lot of buzz around. For your consideration, Nick D. Nick D. What a fucking ramble. The thing?

He also constantly said like, I love onions, too many onions. Wasn't a big deal though, I just pulled them off. But there was so many. But then he was also saying, they slice the onion thin and then give you the onion. It seems like everything he was writing about is that they slice the onion thick and give you too much onion.

So it's too much onion, but it's thin. No, I think what he's saying, just go back to water burger. They slice it thin, but then they give you too much onion. So it's too much onion, but it's thin? Don't try to figure it out. Just go back to water burger. They slice it thin, but then they give you all of it anyway? Is this a complaint? I don't know. It's so weird. I don't know.

It's fine, just take them off. But I hated it! Also, I do like that they're not loaded with disgusting toxins like McDonald's, but also I would go to McDonald's and buy it Yeah, so again, it's just nothing to do with this review. You're a dumb piece of shit Yeah, nothing you say matter all three of these reviews also just going I have a standard obviously it means nothing to me And I would go eat the thing I have a standard hey um I ate it I ate it

That never happens ever by the way two or three two or three kids eating anything that's a rave review I make shit that they love and they don't eat it. Yep. I don't know what that means There you go. Even my third weird kid wouldn't eat it We call him the weird one. I call him that to his face. The weird one hated this place and I'm with him Even though I ate it. Yeah, I ate it. Well, those are your reviews, but now it's time for our review of In-N-Out. Let's make it fast. A place we've never reviewed before.

Oh, dang, yeah, we could wrap this up in no time. Unlike these reviews that we just read, I'm not gonna have bias. These are steeped with the pro Texas, anti-California bias. And it's in this room with us too. And I also acknowledge 50% of us are from California. So there will be some bias. I have the only true voice here.

But In-N-Out is a fine burger. It's a great establishment. Everything we got, 40 bucks. Dude, cheap as hell. Yep. They got good milkshakes Dude, cheap as hell. Yup. They got good milkshakes, the burgers are good, you can get it the way you want it, you can get secret stuff, it's fun. Yes, their fries are bad. No, no, he actually said it wasn't fun. That was one of his complaints.

Oh yeah, interesting. How was your burger? Oh, it was really good. It wasn't very fun though. It was boring. No, I'm sorry, pros, none, seriously. Oh, wait, nevermind though, but they were really nice, that was really good. Wasn't very fun though. It was boring. It was boring. No, I'm sorry, pros, none, seriously. Oh, wait, nevermind though, but they were really nice. That's a pro. They must not be from Austin. Yeah, the fries are bad.

There's not much you can do about that. But you know, get the burger, get a shake. If they ever come out with like some other side or something, that'd be pretty cool. Yeah. Or just get your fries animal style. Drench them in their spread and cheese I mean it did You know sounds good freak out over Eric's shoulder looking for a fork as I've gotten older and away from California and eating in and out

Less yes, I do I've come back down on it where it's like. It's not the greatest thing in the world But it's fine. Yep, it's fine. It's a 75% okay. I like it. It's fine I like I eat shit fast food burgers. Yeah, but no way even it's true, and I'm willing to admit it. He ate it I Even in that realm people go ah fast food. It's crazy to say that because they're so different I love the difference between McDonald's and Wendy's and fucking in-and-out and peters and Like Jack in the Box Jack in the Box and Sonic is like, I don't eat burgers though. Yeah, they're just not good.

But thankfully they have amazing sides. So I still go there. This is very similar to P. Terry's, but like it's a good burger and it's nice cause I don't eat it a lot. Like McDonald's is what I eat the most. So I don't even go like, this is better than McDonald's. This is worse.

I go, oh, it's a nice different In-and-out burger I'm with you. I give it uh 77 Wow, it's a good burger. It's a good place. Shut up. Get your bitch in. It's not the greatest thing ever It's not the greatest thing ever. It's also not it's fucking terrible. It's a fucking cheeseburger Yeah, you know average for 76 compact. It's not super expensive in general the locations I've been to they're one of the faster restaurants. They're quick. Yeah, right. They do always keep them clean and stuff I don't think I've ever been to like a Uncapped in it also even just the burger McDonald's got sometimes. It's like a fucking mess everywhere sometimes. It's well-assembled They're always well put together. They're always like neat and and like that shit hang

The one thing in and out does is like they control their standards like to it. Oh, yeah Yeah, which is why they which is why they don't open a lot of locations And it's why they don't expand very much or very far out unless unless they can control that Which is why I think they started coming out here is like when they opened a new like processing plant Yeah, they didn't want to they didn't want to freeze their burgers or whatever. Because they have out in like Dallas. I think there's like one or two out in Dallas also now. And now they're going out to like Tennessee and stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're trying. It's crazy. And I can't wait to hear how it's worse out there. Yeah, that's fine. I mean, it's an average score of 76 and I think that fits it. It's a pretty good burger. It's a quick thing.

Eat it in your car. I would say it's a pretty good burger. If you're like a fast food burger snob or like I hate McDonald's. Yeah, you'll probably like this more Yeah, yeah, it's closer to like a non fast food. Yeah, I think if you're like Nick or not Not this Nick Nick D. Yeah, if you're like Nick D Or somebody else who has very strong opinions about in and out especially compared to other places Just like don't engage with those people. Yeah, like do yourself a favor cut. Hey else who has very strong opinions about In-N-Out especially compared to other places just like don't engage with those people. Yeah. Like do yourself a favor. Hey it's the holidays. Give

yourself a gift. Yeah no kidding. Don't talk to them. Yeah but what if one of the people listening to this is one of Nick D's three sons. Yeah what if it's what if what if the one you're one. Oh no the weird one. Yeah uh-huh. Yeah they call me the weird one. I've grown into it. I accept it now. I'm the weird one. The foreigner. Yeah. BC? Yeah. I think that, I think In-N-Out

was just a really high quality place back in like the forties, the fifties, the sixties. And there weren't a lot of places like that. And it stuck around when a lot of the other places went away. And that, and that's it. The sentiment of that grows and you know. He's a good burger. In-N-Out, good, hey, they got good burgers. 76, not bad. That's in the Big sentiment of that grows and you know. Think he's a good burger. In-N-Out, they got good burgers.

76, not bad. That's in the Big Lebowski. Yep. Which someday you'll see and you'll get that. Maybe we do a watch party. They got In-N-Out Burger. They got good burgers. Actually no, because then I won't pay attention

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