100% Eat - P Terry's Crispy Chicken Burger & Peach Cobbler Shake

Episode Date: June 23, 2020

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review P Terry's Crispy Chicken Burger & Peach Cobbler Shake so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about my wife's boyfriend, where to send a free van, and more. Sponsored by us. We rule and we have some new merch coming soon https://store.roosterteeth.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

quiet eric shut the hell up welcome to face jam the show where we try every new fast food creation to let you know if you need it you probably do thanks to us for making this show possible again week after week i hope we didn't fall through some sort of crack i'm your host michael jones alongside my co-host, Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you? Claustrophobic. I feel like I slipped into a crack somewhere. Yeah, we fell into the abyss.

Thank God we're here to just keep this show going. Yeah, my back hurts from carrying the show. Oof. You better watch. You got to lift with your legs. That's why. Oh, yeah. You better watch. You got to lift with your legs.

That's why. Oh, yeah. Today we're reviewing P. Terry's spicy and regular crispy chicken burger and their peach cobbler shake. Yum, yum. Yeah. So it was spicy was on the menu and Eric mentioned they had regular. And I think it was a no brainer. We were going to do spicy. But as in the past, I've mentioned it's a good barometer. I say we do both just so we know.

Michael just wants more food is what I always think. That's true. Don't think I still don't buy food outside of what we eat because I do. Oh yeah. I mean, I'm sure you got, I'm sure you've got two of everything. What was the last thing that you bought that was outside of the face jam sphere i mean like when i go to get face jam you're talking about in general in general oh yeah i thought you were talking about like and i went and got fast food yesterday are you saying i'm saying when when we get something it's not like i have to make it a part of the show in order to order extra food you saw those whataburger receipts that's true i would get like four other things that weren't part of the show oh man did you feel like your two sandwiches were

filling enough for you to not have to coordinate a bunch of other food yes i'm not done i didn't eat my banana bread yet i tasted it that's a little that's a little tease for the serp side later it's not even a tease that's just you totally revealed yes I also have bread yeah that's the that's the subside of it all

so if you want to see what that rating is stay tuned for about an hour and you can figure out if they like the bread or not banana bread

that's a key ingredient probably the most important part mm-hmm otherwise it's just bread he's not wrong i mean i guess it just didn't seem like something that had to be pointed out honestly no it's just funnier to me because i can see you guys and i can giggle at your non-reactions and the audience just thinks that the audio cut out nope coming in loud and clear.

I can hold my bread and jiggle it. Here, stop. Oh, that's some wobbly bread. Moist bread. I'm just glad Eric can hear you for once. We're not in our cars in a parking lot being surrounded by people and other cars. I can hear everyone just fine. All those cars driving up to us

really made Eric nervous last week. Yeah! We're just there to record a show next to a TGI Fridays. I don't need a bunch of people coming in the back part of the parking lot parking next to us and hanging out. No.

That's like someone sitting at our table. It is weird, yeah. They're not part of the show. I think what made him nervous were the multiple trips into the bathroom of the Fridays is what was making him nervous. He got more nervous every time he came out.

And more sweaty. No proof that I went to the bathroom inside of the TGI Fridays. No proof whatsoever. Anyway, this is about Terrence. P. Terrence. I assume Terry's short for Terrence. I don't know. Is Terry the last name you

think hey guess what you'll find out when we get to the facts section i'd rather just speculate oh that i mean that works too i guess and then we can have the facts then we can see if we were right yeah what a fun new game guys i feel like i left it in the car i left the podcast it's just like i don't know where it went it's back in the car we have to do them all from the car now which is from our own houses let's all move our equipment into our driveways and just get back we should we should just go to a different house every time like one week it'll be eric's driveway oh that's awesome like eric you can stay in your house and we'll be all outside your window and the next week it'll be Eric's driveway. Oh, that's awesome. They're like, Eric, you can stay in your house and we'll be all outside your window. And the next week we'll go to Jordan's house.

That would be so, it's just neighbors looking like, what the fuck is going on here? We just need to get this van already. Just do every episode in the van. We need the van. I sent a diagram or an example. It's not a diagram. It was a real thing. I sent an example of the van that we need

after we did the last episode. Yeah. It was... Did you happen to look at costs for the example that you sent? Dude, we're good for it. We're face jammed. We're not good... We have had like six episodes in a row that are brought to you by us.

We're working hard. Why is it not good for it? Why? Why not? Where's all the sponsors? I don't know. Why don't they like Face Jam? People love Face Jam. Where the disconnect is, who knows? I think you know. I guess we'll learn.

No, I don't know what you're talking about. Well, stay tuned. Maybe we'll have a sponsor next week. Hold on a second. I smell him coming. Who's making a racket? You got construction going on? What's happening?

It's my ex-girlfriend. Oh. It's his what? Oh, it's his doorbell. Oh. He said ex-girlfriend and you said doorbell. Sorry. I couldn't hear.

I don't know if you misheard him or. Oh. Hi, I'm back. That was a rough one. No, it's good. I like Nick's little bookcase. You can't see it, but I can. How many hours would we need the van?

Because it's $340 for four hours with $110 deposit. That's nothing. We're going to get the deposit back unless you start blowing loads. Well, are we talking about just using it for an episode? You think that the way that we lose in the fast food podcast the way that we make the the sprinter van dirty is coming all inside of it well that's the way you make it dirty that's why i specifically mentioned you yeah i'm not gonna make a mess we also like we're not gonna we're not gonna eat in the van

we just do the podcast in the van we're not gonna eat in the van yeah we can pull up we could get the food we can step out stand next to the van on the side of the road we take our picture with the restaurant and the van uh we eat our food spill it all all over ourselves, we go back in, we don't touch anything, we do the podcast, and we make sure you don't blow loads, and then we get our deposit back. And then it's 300 bucks. Honestly, yeah, I think that's the safest way to do it. I think

also eating outside is a good way to keep it clean, and then I think just keeping Eric also outside of the van is a good way to keep it clean. I think Eric's not allowed in the van. This is very accusatory. I don't understand. That's weird. That's never happened to you before.

He's never been accused of anything in his life. But dude, the van that I sent you, it was like crazy. It was like a stretch limo van. There was like a table. Yeah, it's a Mercedes. Yeah, and you said it couldn't be done. We should just commit to like,

uh, uh, like an RV coach. Like that, you know, super famous musicians use when they go on tour. Let's just get one of those. We can use like,

it's probably a non-friend. Bernie has an old, like bus that we could probably just take. I'm not going to do a podcast in a, in a bus, dude. What am I? You're not going to do,

you're not going to do bus. No a bus, dude. You're not going to do... In a bus? No, I want the Mercedes. That's true. Mercedes does sound nicer than some guy in Bernie's bus. Yeah. Who is this guy? It's just a friend.

He sounds like an asshole. Doesn't even sound like he lives in this country. Yeah, what kind of name is that? Bernie. Sounds Australian. Uh-huh. Eh, who can say? I don't know.

He's your friend. We can't have it for two hours. It's a three-hour minimum on the van. Okay, so we get it for three hours. So we use it for three hours. $255 with a $90 deposit for three hours. Take a little cruise afterward. Let me solve this problem.

What you're saying is renting costs too much. Okay. Buy it. We buy. How are we going to buy it? Well, we'll make our money back. Every episode we do, we'll save money. We'll save money.

Let's start a GoFundMe. There's a lot of good charitable causes out there right now, and I think this one's going to top the list. I don't agree with him. Don't let me in with him. I didn't say that. Unless Mercedes Van is the sponsor of every episode. Sure. him don't let me don't let me in with him i don't i didn't say unless mercedes van is like the sponsor of every episode like sure oh boy that's it you just solved it you're solving your own

problems right before you thirty five thousand dollars that's nothing that's so cheap i mean brought to you by us the mercedes good for it brought to you by us eric kicks in 30 g's and we'll cover the rest fuck i don't even know how that's 35 000 that doesn't seem possible that what it says that cheap that that looks like it probably cost 150 000 but that that's the thing you're looking at like tricked out insides and shit that's gonna be cost on're looking at like tricked out insides and shit. That's going to be cost on top. Yeah. It's tricked out insides. We're not schlubs.

It has to be. I mean like. I want while we're doing the show on the road. I want the bus to the tires to be spinning. Like I want rims spinning. And people. Why? Yeah.

I want to put the Face Jam logo in the tire. Oh. And it needs to go at a rate where when it's filmed or something, it matches the frame rate of the camera so that it looks like it's not moving. And it just says Face Jam all the time. These are really good ideas. Okay. For things that will never, ever happen.

And we're only 10 minutes in. I think it's really going to attract some sponsors. And I think this conversation, tune in two weeks from now, one fortnight from now. ever happen and we're only 10 minutes in i think it's really gonna attract some sponsors and i think this conversation like tune in two weeks from now one fortnight from now we're gonna have a sponsor and we're gonna be halfway to the van or if you're listening if you're listening and you own like a van company and you want to give us a van to use we'll take it too you know where you send the snacks just send a van yes to care of eric verdure 1901 east 51st street austin i hope you get a shitty van if you own a van company yeah just ship one over where do you think i found the picture i found it at a van rental company. Maybe there's a big famous van rental company owner who's a fan.

Big famous van rental company. And they're like, hey, we're big famous van rentals. We got all the famous van rentals in the country, especially in Texas. Wow, FaceJam, I love those guys. They need a van? Let me send them the Mercedes. Zip on over. Brought to you by us and big famous van rental company.

That'll be every episode i don't see the problem michael's the only one making sense here oh boy oh so what do you got have you guys been to p terry's before yeah i've been there before um sure yeah where where is it because it's only i didn't have it in jersey oh it's it's it's only here. Yeah. It's only Texas or where's here? I think it's only in Austin. Yeah, it's like Austin. Oh my God. Maybe San Antonio.

Yeah, I think there's 19 locations. It's a lot. And they're all in this area. I don't think they're in like Dallas or Houston or anything. I think it's just like the Austin area. Pflugerville's probably as north as they go. Yeah. You think there's one in Round Rock?

I bet there's one in Round Rock. Yeah. Nick said something and I don't know why. Stop. Georgetown. He's offering suggestions and it's troubling. I heard him mouth, or I watched him mouth Georgetown. P. Terry's crazy architecture would not fly in Georgetown.

Yeah. I heard him say San Marcos too and that's when I started getting angry. That's too, that's like so many syllables. There you go. there you go he's covering his mouth too many words that aren't michael you know what i was thinking about what's that i think you were thinking about that p terry should have been a pizza place no i was thinking about you know we go heavy with like the masks and the stickers for nick we should really commit to like a helmet like the king like burger king he just has like a like make it a we should really commit to like a helmet, like the king. Like Burger King. He just has like, make it a permanent fixture. So it's like a mascot head for Nick.

He becomes a mascot. I thought you meant like when you said the king, I thought you meant like Elvis and I'm like, what the fuck is that? For some reason, I thought Evel Knievel. Ah, the king. I have no explanation for that. I'm watching Michael connect the dots on Evel Knievel.

I don't even know what the dots are there. There's an N. There are no dots. There are only scribbles. Okay, so you think he should wear like a daft punk. Yeah. He should have an orange grimace head grimace grimace what a burger has grimace now we gave it to him

they don't know what a burger doesn't know it's weird that they're not using the grimace we gave them somebody let him know hang on i'll tweet i'm gonna tweet it whataburger and ask him hey what's up with the grimace do you know you guys can use grimace now why aren't you why aren't you doing that you gotta feed him and let him out hey you guys know you got grimace now this has to be the longest we've ever taken to move on to the next section well i think i just think we've missed each other so much we just had to get all this out of the way. That's what it is. And we didn't get to see each other in cars. Yeah, even though we did an episode two weeks ago, we didn't talk to each other.

We couldn't hear anyone. It's true. I feel like I didn't talk to Eric that day. I don't know who that was. I haven't seen Eric for a while. It wasn't Eric. It was an imposter. You talked at me.

It's fine. Some of it was understood. talked at me it's fine it was uh some of some of it was understood i listened to the episode later and you said record yourself listening to this and i did you did and then you posted it yeah i had to show the face jam social team they didn't want to post it themselves so i said okay it's fine i'll do it were they upset no they just sort of it was just kind of like i posted like i i threw it at them fucking radio silence to be honest it seems like they kind of forgot that they had a twitter maybe they were busy for a little bit yeah it's weird it's like i put it in that uh face jam social slack and then uh just didn't hear hide nor hair from it so i went oh fuck, maybe you put it in the sales slack by mistake.

And that's why you got deafening silence. The only thing in the sales slack, I think, is a tumbleweed that rolls through occasionally. A lot of cobwebs. Yeah, the FaceTime sales team really need to get their act together. Social team, amazing. I love them. yeah yep they're doing great um man they tweeted they tweeted about the the 100 eat shirt being back last night um and fucking crazy it's sold out now it's pretty much gone i kind of like the way that

that that was played where the shirt came back and then we didn't tweet about it so that way if people knew or saw people who wanted to be notified they got yeah the true fans got in there first yeah yeah and then all the all the the common folk i was gonna wait to see what you're gonna call them because i can tell an insult was coming let me insult the other half of people that bought the shirts get options plebeians uh peasants plebeians so do you guys like p terry's yeah it's fine um people yeah it's a burger place p terry's i don't understand why people in austin or in texas well in austin specifically since i know. Terry's is here. They got so excited when In-N-Out finally came, but they already had In-N-Out. Yeah.

P. Terry's tastes exactly like In-N-Out. You're blowing my mind. P. Terry's tastes the way that In-N-Out tastes back home. Yeah. The In-N-Out out here, I don't think holds up the same way it does back in SoCal. P. Terry scratches that itch for me. I don't know if Mr.

Terrence or Terry worked at an In-N-Out or whatever or if he like snagged the secret recipe but he pretty much made an In-N-Out clone here in Texas. Yeah, but you can get jalapenos.

It's true. They have more than three things on the menu. They have like seven. They have seven, yeah. So you're saying, in your opinion, the Austin P. Terry's is as good as California In-N-Out, but Austin In-N-Out is not. I definitely, yeah, I would say so.

That's funny. I think it's like the freshness, how fast you get it, and like the quality of the food, I think it hits those things that I expect from In-N-Out that I don't really get here as much as I feel like I got it back home. Yep, that's a good burger. See, not having either one of those things, P. Terry's or In-N-Out, I completely agree. It's the same thing.

I had both of them very close together in my life for the first time. And it shocks me that you're both from California and say this because many people go, no, no, they're totally different. No, it's different. Anyone from California loves In-N-Out and they like to say in and out is better than p terry's and i just go whatever it's it's a burger to me i don't really care they're both like they're like smaller uh like spiced burgers they have a bunch of shit on them like a lot of pepper and spices and shit before they cook them and they got like tiny baby buns. They looked like Krabby Patties.

You can eat one in about three bites. You specifically, Michael. You can just like mow through it. Oh, I could do two. Oh, okay. A normal person is three. You can eat it in three bites. I could do it in two. I could do it in two bites.

I'll go back and get one right now. One bite. I can't do one bite. i could do it in two bites i'll go back and get one right now one bite i can't do one bite i can do one mush i can mush it wouldn't it wouldn't justifiably be a bite kind of like reshape it into like mouth form and like if someone chewed it up and spit it in my mouth first it'd be easier what it's fitted yeah no no doubt why would you even where's the confusion so i don't know why you've all swallowed it in one bite i know actually actually that'd be no bites yeah it would be zero but no but you would just it'd be one you can open your mouth and open your throat and just let it slide on down.

You can just let it slide down your gullet. That's what my gullet's for, is sliding. I call her the old slip and slide. Just choose some burgers and slop them in. Oh, man. We have done an insufficient job of explaining P. Terry to a bunch of people who have never heard about this place. Because it's in one city. Too bad. No one's ever heard of it.

It's just a burger stand. It's mostly drive-thru only. Very small amount of in-restaurant seating. Sometimes you can dine in. Most of the time you just drive through and get your burger and leave.

I don't know if this was something they always planned on doing but when they started expanding more here in austin um from like the original handful of restaurants that were really small they started some really interesting architecture and they all look like a combination of 1970s post-modernism and new wave art statues stuff. They look like monuments sometimes. i-35 the one that i think eric and i went to um it looks like the jaw was like a big old uh what do you call it they're a sand crawler thing they're big oh yeah rectangular thing with and it's got like a jagged point it's yeah it looks like something out of a sci-fi movie the owner said that he wanted all of them to be built, so you didn't know if they were built yesterday or a hundred years ago. That's what? I'm like, what is that?

What does that mean? It's definitely not a place in time that these were built. I mean, I saw them get built, so I know they're new, but I don't know what inspiration they're taking from. I just got a message from Hector saying he hears I need a mic stand. That's weird. Oh, interesting. It's like somebody took care of that. Is he listening to me?

Who took care of it? The producer. Who's that? I'm producing stuff. That's you. Oh, Christ. Remember when we started this show, this guy, it was just two of us. He wormed his way in.

I weaseled my way in. That's what he does. You're more of a weasel. I agree. I'm a little more of a weasel. I'm the worm. I'm the slug, actually. Oh, like Dennis Rodman. Yeah. We get compared a lot.

You and Rodman, both worming it up. Slipping, sliding. I like it. That's why we're trying to manage nick as much as possible like we don't need a fourth person trying to yeah he's kind of like we don't need him to possum his way in it's true it's fucked up hey what do you guys think about p terry's facts i'll read them all right i think they're legible. Yeah. Peter Terrence Fax. Not. The crispy chicken burger is the first new sandwich introduced to the P. Terry's menu in 15 years throughout its 19 locations. That's why we did it today. Can you believe that? So the crispy chicken, it's new.

Mm-hmm. And it's limited. How new? March. Oh. Oh, wow. Getting on the tail end of this. how new uh march oh oh wow getting on the tail end of this when all the covid stuff started when like they were they were worried i think about supply lines for beef so they're like

the chicken's crispy now and so they just uh you know so they don't get as much beef did they just like switch a chicken they already had or is chicken new they do a chicken burger i think but it's not crispy. So this is a breaded, like crispy version of it. I think they just took that usual chicken burger and breaded it.

Yeah, because it's ground chicken. Like you would grind, like ground turkey or whatever. It's not a chicken sandwich. Don't you dare. Chicken burger. It is a chicken burger. That's correct.

To get its 19th location, owner Patrick Terry closed the drive-thru taco restaurant he also owned called Taco Ranch. It looks like it serves the kind of Mexican food a guy named Patrick Terry would serve, and people in Austin would defend as so good so good no really they have good queso oh patrick terry the taco man that's very inside what you've done here yep well we're already inside with p terry so it's true we're gonna be a great episode for people if you don't get this move to austin live here for a couple of years, and then listen to it again. And you'll be like, yeah, it'll start clicking.

Because if you've only lived here for a couple of months, you'll be like, God, people do say that a lot. But if you've lived here for a couple of years, you'd be like, actually, their queso's not that good. You have to go over to this place. That's where you get your queso. You become them! Patrick Terry opened P. Terry's after his wife made him read fast food nation what kind of store do you think he would have opened if she made him read my wife's boyfriend instead I don't know why I feel like I now read Eric's facts like a child learning to read because I'm waiting to get to the landmine. Like, I don't know when. Yeah.

You got it. You got it. You kind of like waiting as you read it. You're like, so like. I'm tiptoeing. Yeah. I'm tiptoeing because I don't know when I'm going to get punched in the face. And then I see it.

tiptoeing because i don't know when i'm gonna get punched in the face and then i see it so what kind of story do you think you would open well hold on my question is did they already would have been there would have still been meat meat and buns no vegan option no veggie burger it's really the only thing the only different options oh man um in april of this year p terry's employee was attacked by a man wielding a quote-unquote gladiator sword, authorities would neither confirm nor deny the man screaming TGIF, bro, like he got caught in a bathroom. They wouldn't make a statement about it. Did you reach out to them to make sure? I have reached out to many people, and for some reason, my emails are not returned.

I'm starting to pin this brought- you by us thing on the producer here. What do you mean? Let's go back to the producer making things happen. Nobody replies to your emails anymore. You're clearly becoming unhinged. After the last episode, I wouldn't reply to your emails. I just like doing this show. So I show up.

I think we found the root of the problem. Now you need to redeem yourself and go bias that van. It's the only way. Eric, you're not allowed on the show until you bias the famous famous van company. Do you want to send them in? Last fact. P. Terry's employs a full time cake baker that bakes cakes for employees birthdays, as well as a full time corporate employee to deliver the cakes i heard arby's does something similar where on your birthday

they make you eat a whole fish sandwich in one bite and if you can't they call you fish bitch for a whole year so elaborate you hear that huh, that's what I heard. Honestly, that might be, that's one of the rare times that the real fact might have been crazier than yours. Yeah. They do. So every employee. They have so many employees.

Gets a cake. They used to just be baked by Patrick Terry and his wife and then like delivered and it was a whole thing. And then it got to a point where they got more than 300 employees and he's like, I can't fucking do this. So he hired a person. P. Terry's has a person who only bakes cakes. And there is a person who delivers the cakes. Those are their jobs. That's crazy.

That sounds awesome. It's probably a pretty sweet gig though but there's got to be like a hell day where there's like six birthdays yeah oh yeah then you probably get a lot of time off i know people that like who have a birthday from like may 1st all the way to like the 13th and like for like two weeks it's somebody else's birthday every day and i feel like that's probably there's probably a similar like two week span where like uh the the cake delivery man has to fucking uh go all over the place i'm just worried about this cake baker like they're only baking cakes all day like they're they're they're

just baking like the same cake all day every day is it there's no way they're different right like there's no way it's different what are they gonna maybe maybe when you a part of your orientation your first day working at p terry's is like what's your favorite kind of cake maybe and then you oh my favorite is uh chocolate with uh vanilla frosting or yellow cake with chocolate frosting and then that what else what are some other cakes oh you got your funfetti with like cream cheese frosting. You know, I could go on, but I won't. And then this, it seems like kind of confusing when you're filling it out. And you're like, I don't know why they asked me that. And then on your birthday, lo and behold, they knew your favorite kind of cake.

And you forgot that you filled out this form on your first day. And now you have your favorite cake. But what if you would have filled it out as like a joke? And you're like, my favorite cake is hamburgers now the joke's on you yeah jokes on you because you got a hamburger cake i'm gonna i'm gonna agree halfway with jordan wow i'm pretty sure i'm right that's pretty much what the premise of the show is so i bet they give you an option and they just say pick one they don't ask you what your favorite cake is they say hey here's four cakes pick one idiot this person's job is to make cakes like they gotta want to make other cakes instead of just four don't they gotta want to get paid what do they give a shit i think i think i think michael's right i think it's like pick between these four cakes and then

it's just like whatever i can ram jam out fucking six red velvet cakes real quick into vanilla cakes real quick because it's like i can't do like mint sherbert like what the fuck are we getting a three-tier coconut cake yeah ain't happening here's a sheet cake idiot eat it up yeah just go to h-e-d yeah i gotta go buy it yeah the the driver and the baker are the same guy he just drives to the store first. Oh, look at these cakes that I bought. They're all plastic wrapped. I mean, made. And now we're done with the facts.

Did you guys learn a lot about P. Terry? Yeah. It's also crazy to me because just today, we were doing this episode. I was driving. I don't know when this popped in my head, but it was somewhere along the drive. I was thinking of the fish sandwich, and was going that was fucking disgusting could you imagine eating one

of those in one bite yeah and if you don't they call you fish bitch what's what's worse eating it in one bite or being called fish bitch for a year also we had the whole eating in one bite yeah i agree we also had the whole conversation about me eating in no bites, and we didn't read that yet. It's true. Sympaticus. Guys, we're just, we're synced. We're synced.

You know what? A little bit came back out of the car. Yeah. Eric left it in the bathroom. I left it in the car. We're all synced up, guys. We're all on, all of our cycles match. We're all synced up. We're all on we're all of our cycles match we're all synced up

we're we're all doing great four ships sinking simultaneously into the ocean and then at the bottom of the ocean is a big fucking crack and we get sucked in and then we're lost down there forever sucked in a thousand years sucked up oh no sucked off would be good we don't get that all right let's let's move on past wherever. Hey, welcome back. I don't know what we cut. Probably a good amount. Just so you know, something got cut, but we're ready to move on.

I want to give a seamless edit. I know audio engineers that are like, I want a seamless edit. What better than saying, welcome back? Seamless. That's where the ad goes. The ad went back there. Oh, shit. That's wishful thinking. Oh, no, we don't have an ad. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. That's wishful thinking.

Oh, no, we don't have an ad. Oh, shit. Oh, no. Jordan, why don't you take it away? All right. Here is P. Terry's press release on the regular crispy chicken burger featuring the concepts all natural. What does that mean? I don't know.

I'm already lost featuring the concepts all natural fresh ground chicken sorry this is really throwing me for a loop featuring the concepts all natural fresh ground chicken patty dipped in buttermilk and coated in crunchy panko breadcrumbs the unique burger is topped with lettuce tomato pickles mayo and swiss cheese i did think that was weird that they put Swiss cheese on it. That's not usually... I felt the same way. I thought it was just going to be like a regular...

Just like their regular orange cheese. Yeah, right? Like the normal shit. Swiss is very weird on a chicken sandwich, don't you think? Yes, very much so. Spicy crispy chicken burger. A spicy crispy chicken burger is also available by request and includes a spicy mayo, pepper jack cheese, and grilled jalapenos. See, that one works.

That's a good cheese. The new burger remains loyal to P. Terry's commitment of providing all natural, always fresh, never frozen products. Upon request. Like anything on the menu? What do you mean? Like, you order it this. Yeah. never frozen products upon request like anything on the menu what do you mean like yeah i should have i should have ordered it that way it's like i'd like to request the spicy version oh i that's i mean that's pretty much how i requested it and the guy said oh i know

and it was like oh hell yeah this is good uh i had to email p terry's because uh i couldn't find an official press release i found some stuff written about them but you could tell that it was like the author of whatever like the article and the statesman is like i'm gonna flourish this a little bit and it's like copy and paste the fucking information statesman calm down uh so i had to email them and be like do you guys have a press release and they said yeah here it is and they sent it to me and it had information on the two chicken burgers but none on the peach cobbler shake so what i've included is the uh information from the tweet i was gonna say this glancing over this uh just preliminarily uh seems like it reads like a tweet it says peach cobbler shake our june shake of the month is just a insert emoji of a peach dot dot dot.

Our peach cobbler shake is available now at all locations. Looks like a butt cheek. Yeah. That is all the information I could find. You can go to their website. No info there. You go to any other social media. No info there.

I asked specifically to the media inquiries woman who sent me the press release. How would you describe this? She said, is there any other information you need? And I said, looking for more information on the peach cobbler shake, anything that's written in a similar way of your press release would be great. She refused to email me back. Sounds like you fell through a crack, bud. Yeah. So you didn't get a reply

or you got a reply that said i refuse no no i did not get a reply but it's weird because you had such a rapport yeah so maybe like you guys were like getting along and then you got ghosted maybe well here's the thing maybe stop thinking about yourself so much maybe she fell and you should have called for help who should i email email for help? Police at police.com? No, you call emergency services. Like probably emergency services and emergency services. I was talking to so-and-so.

She emailed me all this information. You can switch from email to phone at this point, Eric. Yeah, you don't need to keep emailing. You have a phone. I've seen it. You fiddle with it all the time. So what you're saying is because she didn't email me back, I should have a phone. I've seen it. Okay. You fiddle with it all the time. So what you're saying is because she didn't email me back. I would have been worried.

She should have called 911. Maybe she didn't have a life alert. I don't know. Was she elderly? Who knows? I didn't know anything about this woman. Did she have underlying health conditions that would expose her to higher risk of COVID-19? That's true.

Did she live on the second floor? Maybe she fell down the stairs. Maybe she broke a heel and tumbled down the stairs. And she's just like, she's sitting there at the bottom of the stairs with her hip Eric will send help I just sent him an email about the burgers we had such a good rapport Eric will send help she went to get a type confirmation about the shake and she went ah yeah yeah and then you turned around and became the victim ah! Yeah, yeah. And then you turned around and became the victim,

which is just disgusting. Yeah. So anyway, rest in peace. That poor person. PR. Yeah, I can't remember if you said it was a man or a woman. It was a woman.

Okay. Her name was Ariel. That's awesome. She turned the bubbles. They cut out her tongue. Oh, boy. Were you singing that? I know what you were trying to do.

It sounded like the Halo theme song. Whoa. Yeah, I mean, we got a better relationship with Microsoft, so I don't think we're going to get copyright for that. Oh, boy. All right. Oh, boy. Here's a quote as well.

Yep. Is this from the now dead lady? No. This is part of the press release, but she didn't say it. She sent it, but she didn't say it. But this is technically her last will and testament. You're about to read. It says, quote, if you're reading this, it was Eric's fault. No, it's not what it says.

Quote, several months back, I was playing around with the idea in my kitchen at home, said co-founder Patrick Terry. Patrick Terry. Once my wife Kathy and I felt like we had something we would be proud to serve our family and friends, we then worked with our head chef to perfect the idea for P. Terry's. What? In 15 years he thought chicken? What? Is that what he's saying?

How long has he been playing around with his idea? We've been playing around in our kitchen for 15 years. Kathy! You're never gonna believe this! I did it! Chicken! I did it! i cracked the code crispy i put bread on it they said it couldn't be done call the head chef call the baker too make a cake for this they have a head chef but he's still just working on recipes at home? What?

Yeah, like, why didn't he go like, hey, head chef, let's experiment with chicken and see what you can get out of it. It's not like, I don't trust his creativity and idea, so I gotta make sure I come up with the good stuff first and then feed it to him. Selfish. and then feed it to him. Selfish. I think it's probably more like the head chef is probably more classically trained while Patrick is like the whiz kid. He's the whiz kid innovator, right? So they compliment each other like we do.

Minus Eric. What the fuck? And you just... You got to clean up your act. But not out of control. It's not clean as it gets. You left Ariel who knows where. Flopping around at the bottom of the sea.

She's toast. She'd be fine at the sea. That's where she lived. No, no. This is after she got legs. We're sunk at the bottom. I mean, she'll probably be joining us pretty soon. That's true.

We're going to be down there at the bottom, ariel's gonna be down there with us it's maybe somebody but but maybe somebody will be in a uh famous famous van and they'll be partying and they don't notice that they're heading for the pier and then they go off the pier into the ocean bus sinks down right next to us we swim on in we got a bus that could happen that's it maybe there's a right that's it maybe there's a button that turns it into a submarine i don't know that is the second likeliest way for us to get our van i agree oh my god i think the first likeliest way is somebody listening owns a van company and sends it to us. That really is the first. Yeah. Second is us hanging

out at the bottom of the ocean and then they drive off of here and land next to us. I'm just saying, I mentioned Krabby Patty. Spongebob, they got buses driving all over the place down there. It's true. It's how you get to rock bottom. I see them all the time. Gotta take the bus. Gotta take the bus.

Eric's making faces because he doesn't understand. He doesn't get these great Spongebob jokes. Sorry. Idiot. He's more of a fishhooks guy. I was about to call him a fish bitch. Oh, it hurts.

Dude, this, okay. I can't believe we're only about 44 minutes in. Uh-huh. Because it feels like we've been going for two hours. And I think it's just, we've probably only talked about P. Terry's for maybe 12 minutes. Yeah, what are you going to say about P. Terry's? It just happens to be a local chain. Nothing.

Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Why did he change his name from Peter to Patrick? That's not, he didn't change that. p terry's it just happens to be a local chain nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing why did he why did he change his name from peter to patrick that's not he didn't change that was always his name when did that happen i didn't see that in the fact sheet yeah well you left that out i got water on my fact sheet and it's melting look it's running the the facts are fading how will i know oh my god wait if i read all the bold words, maybe it's a secret code.

Oh, do it. Okay, read the bold words. Okay. Owner owns called named Patrick Terry. No, really. They after his wife. Neither crispy burger and tomato. Ariel, help me, Eric.

That last one I made up. But other than that, somebody is after his wife somebody called patrick somebody kathy and ariel are both in trouble oh man we need to get we need to hire a full-time uh press release retriever for face jam yeah because we're just not yeah eric can only do so much like when the trail runs, like he can't do anything. Like we need someone who can keep digging. We need somebody that's going to dig for receipts. Yeah.

Why'd you make that face? Press release receipts? Yeah, dude. Like you go, well, she never emailed me back. I guess I'm done. Yeah. Like we need someone. You don't think that's suspicious, Eric?

Hang on. Hang on. I email only when I can't find press release information or written information on the web. I call it the net already. So I'm looking and I'm digging and I'm spending my time trying to find that stuff. My first step isn't reaching out. Reaching out is like way down the list. So I've exhausted my search everywhere.

So he's already exhausted by the time he's doing this he's not gonna keep emailing them level of sending an email is digging is like playing in a sandbox and we need someone that's gonna dig a trench yeah you know what i mean like we need a world war one soldier so you want them to just like pitbull the situation i want someone to dig and dig and dig until we have another goddamn Grand Canyon. If it takes that to get this press release, what?

I want them at their house screaming, tell me what you know about the peach cobbler shrink. Tell me what you know. Yeah, because then we just end up looking like idiots where we are like putting tweets in the paper like what are we doing how am i supposed to read a peach emoji eric just like that you said peach emoji it would be that you would just say that shut up so did you guys have fun going to p terry's traffic was a little heavy um no it wasn't fun but it wasn't eventful i just

didn't enjoy it i had a weird thing happen where i've never seen somebody react to a spider on their car ever in any way um what i uh pulled into the the p terry's drive-thru, ordered my food. I'm behind, I think it was some sort of minivan, if not some sort of crossover SUV. And we're pulling up, and all of a sudden I see the window roll down of the driver's side car in front of me. And out comes just like a little nozzle from something. It looked like Axe body spray. And they just start spraying their back window. Spraying, spraying. And I'm like, what?

What are they doing? And then I see running down the window is a spider. It's outside of the car. And it's just running down the window. And they want this spider outside their car dead. So they're spraying, spraying their car, trying to kill the spider.

I don't know if they had like poison on hand and that's what they were using. Or if they just grabbed some hand sanitizer that they, they may have added and spraying that on it. Was it like a big spider? I would say it was medium size. It was not wolf spider size, but it was not tiny house spider sized is somewhere in between and uh it was big enough for me to notice it i i saved the the clip on my dash cam to see if i if i could uh go back and watch it i will dig through that and we'll see if uh that's worth

posting but uh after that happened i was like good effort. You tried and the spider moved. I'm glad, glad you made the effort. So then they pull up to get their food. And I see the hand come out and it has the card in there ready to pay. And they're like wagging the card around, like gesturing with it and like pointing backwards and like talking. Oh, no. like gesturing with it and like pointing backwards and like talking oh no um and then i'm like or what are they doing they just not know how to like hand them the card because they have to put in a little bucket for like health reasons um so then uh card gets handed

uh lady uh working the window the p terry's employee comes back uh hands him the card now has a bag and starts swatting their car with the bag uh like in the same area the the back seat what's driving trying to hit the spider to get it off the car so i can only imagine the person in the car was like there's a spider on my car and i need you to save me from the spider please try to whack the spider off my car and the lady at the buterias was just like uh okay here's the best i can do and they get a bag and start swatting their car with it what the fuck it was a long wait but i'm glad i got a show out of it because I was just thinking about did the did the spider start swinging a gladiator sword like what the fuck TGIF bro eight gladiator swords swinging fuck it how weird it was the weirdest thing I've ever seen I've seen spiders on the outside of my

car before but I have never been freaked out by them to the point where I needed to spray them. No, where you have to spray with Axe body spray? No, I don't think so. See, if the story just stopped with the Axe, I just thought maybe he was trying to get the spider fucked. He was like, let me help you out, DJF bro. Yeah, I want to help you spider bro. But then when it started whacking him with a bag,

you kind of killed that theory. Why rope the employee into it though? Why make them part of your panicked situation? Yeah, right. with a bag that you kind of killed that theory why rope the employee into it though like why why make them part of your your panicked situation yeah right like that's asking a lot of a p terry's employee when you just want your food yeah i'm like hey attack this spider what in most situations ordering the food at a fast food restaurant is asking a lot of the employees. It is, yeah. And that just seems extreme. When I pulled up to the drive-thru window, they said,

great, you had the cheeseburger with no onion. Like it was like cheeseburger, no onions with ketchup. And I said, That doesn't sound right. No, I had a spicy chicken sandwich with the peach cobbler shake.

And she had a mask on so I could just see her eyes get big and then she went oh and then closed the little window and then turned to two other people and started going and they all went whoa oh the chicken's gone a lot of pointing a lot of gesturing and then two minutes later they came back and they went, here's your shake. Okay. Where's my food? Oh, right.

And then they closed the window again. And then I had to wait for my food. It was fucking weird. I think maybe they were fucked up from that spider. Maybe. You guys got the spider spot. I just went and ordered, forgot my banana bread, threw it in. The guy was like, yeah, no fucking problem, dude. Boop.

And then added it at the window. Fuck yeah. Because I also thought safe move, banana bread. It's probably just sitting there, right? They're not going to put it in. Oh, definitely. It was going to get badder than cookies. And he was like, absolutely, totally, boop.

And I was like, yeah, dog. And he was like, mm-hmm. And then I said, when this COVID thing blows over, let's chill. And he went, for real. He looked pretty cool. I'd hang out with him. Oh, boy. What?

Nothing. I mean, just there weren't a lot of P. Terry's experiences, but at the same time, it was like we all went together. That's fun. Oh. It seemed like you had another problem because I heard you click in your mouse, so I was more i got i just got an email that said you have a lot of packages piling up here at the office you need to come get them okay i feel like that's what the oh boy was

for no it's because i was thinking about my friends what you said didn't sound right no after that no i was hoping it was an email from ariel saying i'm in the hospital why didn't you help me why didn't you help me oh man so what did you think of it let's get into the review of the food we haven't done that yet no can you believe it oh shit um so i've had their chicken burger a lot um whenever i'm feeling burnt out with uh their regular burgers i'll throw in a grilled chicken burger uh order from p terry's and uh this was super good this was way way better than their chicken burger. I love a good crispy chicken sandwich. If it's a chicken burger, that's fine too. Didn't really notice the difference.

I guess it's a little more consistent in shape. The regular one was very good. Good texture. Swiss cheese was weird, but, you know, what can you do? I love that they used the pepper jack cheese on the spicy one and that one is definitely like you get three layers of spice with that one it's not like the popeyes thing where they just like painted some spicy mayo on top of it yeah they put uh spice in the breading um so that when it gets cooked it gets like nice and layered in there you got the pepper jack cheese you got the jalapenos and i guess it's four because they

also have a spicy mayo um so very spicy first bite was like whoa they're not messing around more spicy than like the wendy's spicy chicken sandwich uh and even the popeyes one how was your second bite the first one was like oh boy this is a lot to process but i feel like with my you know weakness and adverseness to spice uh made it difficult with one bite and then i powered through and got got used to it so uh i ate about three quarters of it there's a happy ending then my nose started running which is how i know it's spicy that's spicy yeah mine too spicy white boys when their nose start running my nose is running bro that's what it is it's white spice that's what it is and that's what was happening in the last one too

is that it was too spicy you were spicy last time okay and then you got out of your car and you're you were so wet i was i turned up the ac all the way and it was still wasn't cool enough in the car i was sweating i was wetter than the burger do you go to the doctor or anything what do you mean who needs a doctor i just have to keep taking my medicine um so I really enjoyed these sandwiches. And the peach shake, I think, was also very good. Very peachy. I don't know if you guys know this, but I lived in the state of Georgia for about three years. And the state of Georgia is known as the peach state um because they uh I guess are

known for their peaches and they put peaches in everything they they put it in ice cream they got peach cobbler as like their statewide dessert it's everywhere and one of the things I carry with me to this day after living there is liking peaches and peach flavored things so peach cobbler is one of my favorite desserts and uh i really enjoyed the shake too it was a little on the sweet side even for me which is saying a lot because i like i like sweet stuff and so i'm curious what michael thinks about it too but it looked like a nice little peach call they had little breadcrumbs on it and then like a little drizzle of uh i assume peach syrup or whatever i don't know um yeah they just just some peach on it uh i did not stir it end of so you didn't end of so you didn't get any of those

oh it was just nice to look at i think there's little pieces of like uh peach gobbler in it like little pie crusts or something so al on the whole both chicken sandwiches and the peach shake this is a momentous occasion you guys a 93 wow wow that is incredible that is wild there this was incredible good good food and i don't even think of p terry's as a fast food joint because of them being local like their food is already a higher quality like they're able to quickly move the food uh from wherever it's sourced and then fast to to the restaurant nope nope that's not always the case with fast food i'm'm talking it's not frozen, and they're able to cook it fresh right there, and it hasn't been sitting for a long time is what I'm saying.

So it can go from its source. Like In-N-Out. What about In-N-Out? They do the same thing. Are we talking about In-N-Out, Eric? We're talking about fast food restaurants. I'm talking about, I'm comparing P. Terry's to like a McDonald's. That's all I'm saying.

So anyway, the quality shines through and it was very good. It's a 93. I like it. 93. Jordan likes it. Now I'll talk about my food. Uh,

so I, in a rush decided to suck these down while I was driving. Nice. Um, so i started with the i was very confused not being familiar with p terry's there were numbers on all the things and they correspond to like the receipt or something exactly what i'd realized after fiddling pulling out the same things over and over again go no this is in it no this is what the what the fuck i realized they number in the order that you order it. Oh, and because I was convinced there's no way this new chicken sandwich is a fucking

number one, but it was the first thing I ordered. So I kept throwing the number one. Where is this fucking sandwich? And I kept pulling out cheeseburgers and veggie. I was so confused. That's like minus 40 right there, right? So I got the chicken sandwich and I thought I'll start

with the regular one. That makes sense. I don't want to come back to it. I just didn't get tomatoes. I despise tomatoes. I'm not a huge mayo fan, but I left it. I can take mayo. They put a lot of mayo on. It was a lot. It was really smooshed on there. The spicy one was definitely wetter

than the regular one the spicy one had much more flavor though it wasn't just like white mayo right which is why i wanted to leave the mayo on both so it was good i liked it what i the only thing i didn't like about the crispy is the like the first bite like the top layer is so crispy but then it's immediately gone it's like it's like a thin it's like a thin like 10 percent like crisp shield around the chicken but the inside is not have any crisp at all which i think i enjoy more on like a chicken sandwich as opposed to i'm sure it's because it's a chicken burger and it's just like chopped meat. Yeah, therefore it being thinner.

I did fucking love that it was a perfect circle. I don't eat a lot of chicken burgers and I went they've done it. They've done it again. I can't believe it. They've done it. They've done it. Yeah, dude. Kathy! Kathy! It's a perfect circle.

It's a perfect circle. It was a good shape, good Krabby Patty bun. I liked it. Then I only ate half of it because I wanted to eat the whole spicy chicken. I knew what, you know, like Jordan's saying with the spice, there's layers. Nothing was changing on this burger. So I threw that back in the bag angrily. I screamed at it. I threw it back in the bag.

Pulled out the other spicy chicken sandwich. Instant hit when you bite that the the mayo is way better the cheese is better the i mean the flavor is just better spicy chicken sandwiches are just better if you're not a fan of spice here's my recommendation get used to it and eat it anyway because it's just better i didn't eat spicy sandwiches like my whole life. And again, white people spice. These are not real spicy foods. This is not a real thing. This is like,

I can't believe this chicken sandwich is so hot. Hey, that was me. Yeah, that's also me. I just realize it. But yeah, everyone should be a spice mouse at minimum.

Too much pepper. Right. Everyone should be a mouse. Get in there, you know. At minimum, spice mouse. The nose running part isn't fun, but there is Get in there, you know? At minimum, spice mouse. The nose running part isn't fun, but there is a good like, ooh, it's just, especially having them back to back. It's just better, man.

It was great. It was a great chicken sandwich. Much better. Like, it kind of was like, oh, that last one was a piece of shit compared to this one. Holy shit. Why sell that other one? I would just make people eat the spicy. Don't give me the option. Make them well that one's the base option and then you you detract things from it to get the other one as we've talked about before like a cheeseburger it's true that's what i that's what the spicy chicken should be and i wouldn't i would have argued with you 10 years

ago and now i've switched sides weird that you have to request it. Yeah, it was a request. And I said, hey, can I have the spicy chicken sandwich? And they said, no, but you can request it. And then I said, okay. And I said, can I request the spicy chicken sandwich? And they said, I don't know, can you? And then I said, may I request the spicy chicken sandwich? And they said, yes, you may. sandwich and they said yes you may and then they let me order it very nice of them I guess weird that your third grade teacher is also working at

what a what a cunt anyone that says that I don't know can you come on now insanity um here's where i think jordan's gonna lose me the peach cobbler shake i also we've talked about this don't want to mix my fucking milkshake just give me the milkshake i want to drink it however all the shit was on just like not just the top it was like beep like right in the top middle the it is right in the center breadcrumbs because i started drinking it and i just thought like i don't know maybe it's throughout and i'm like it's not it's just fuck it's just right there i have to fucking mix it if i want to eat this shit and i'm like jordan said no i didn't but it looked nice i gave it a 93 and you didn't even eat the part of the fucking milkshake you said it looked nice you eat with your eyes first so i pulled the top

off and i fucking mixed it and i'll be honest maybe i it's because i have never lived in georgia i visited there before um but i'm like this is a vanilla milkshake and this is a vanilla milkshake and i'm drinking it and i'm drinking it and i got maybe halfway through and either they had separated the peach flavoring somewhere or i it finally kicked into my my taste buds where i was like, oh, by the time I got home, I was tasting peach. Interesting. But it was a whole lot of vanilla to get there. Eric, did you have a similar experience?

It was a vanilla milkshake. Yeah, me and Nick were actually talking about this earlier. It was a very vanilla-y milkshake that tasted like it also had peach candy sort of like in it. It didn't, I don't feel like it tasted like peach. Wow. It tasted like vanilla with like a nice peach association. I liked it. That's so weird.

It didn't explode. I got peach explosion from the word go. It didn't explode at me. I think what Jordan is finally realizing here is- I got those peach taste buds. My correct assessment in eating a burger six times before we review it is because you pick up the tiny little micro molecules of flavor.

And that's what he did instantly. I'm a peach connoisseur now. You also, when going into that, really were building it up like, and this is why I fucking hate peaches. I love them. They're great. They're everywhere.

They're in all the food. It's in everything that's all around me. And I love it to this day. And it's fucking great. It's the one ubiquitous thing that I experienced in Georgia that I actually liked. I enjoyed it as a total. Probably not as much as Jordan too sweet?

when you got to the beach? I mean it was fine I wasn't like Georgia I love it I also would not say it's my favorite spicy chicken burger slash sandwich but that's just a matter of opinion

that's what this show is I'm going to give it a whole thing i'm gonna give it a 15 what plus 70 so an 85 average score of 89 i don't know why we're giving our scores that way like what it's a base score of 15 with 75 uh bonus points american idol you gotta bait them like i got awful average score of 89 i feel like 89 is fair for what we got here. I agree. It was good. It was very good.

I would eat it again. I would even say go there to eat it if you happen to live in the one city in the country that sells it. 19 locations to choose from. You can't go wrong. If you can get it, you can't not get it. Right? Is there one near me?

Well, there's none or there's 19. It's pretty easy to find one. You kind of keep going and it'll be a lot of no, no, no. And then once you get to Austin, it's like, whoa, boom, they're everywhere. You're going to be, if you're driving to it, you're going to be thinking like, nope, not here. You're going to be looking around. Long time. Yeah. Yep. It really is a very binary situation. You're going to be looking around. Long time. Yeah. Yeah.

It really is a very binary situation. It's either it's one or a zero. Like if you're in Austin, what? Yep. You got it. It's on. If you're not in Austin. No.

P. Terry's is one of those restaurants that it's it's a mainstay where it's like there's one in every little pocket of Austin. And I feel like there's like there's restaurants like that that are like kirby lane torchies p terry's where if you start at one part of austin see it's really good it's happening it's happening i think it's a little better at taco ranch but but if you if you drive say say you're in like South Austin and you keep driving North, you're going to run into those same three restaurants over and over again. Yeah. Um,

and, uh, I just, I think it's one of those institutions. Yep. Definitely. Uh, but I think that's,

I think 89 is a fair score. Now, what do you guys think of your syrup sides? You both got the banana bread. You've both been munching on it. It's true. What do you think? I've been nibbling what do you think it's a soft food you can you can nibble and it's true it's a nice moist banana bread it doesn't

have nuts in it which i appreciate um very banana flavor which you know i can live with uh i mean that's good because it's banana bread yeah so it one of the... I heard it's... They got bananas in Georgia too? Well, I heard that it's what makes it banana bread. It's true. Otherwise, it's just bread. It's good. It's an 80. 80.

It's very good. It's very good. It's moist. Immediately disagree with Jordan. I wish it had nuts in it. Could use more banana. I was eating it going, it's really good. I wish it use more banana. I was eating it going, it's really good.

I wish it had more banana. But it's really good bread. It's one of those things where you eat it and you go, oh, that's pretty good. And then you walk away and then you find yourself coming back and you're like,

I might as well eat more. Yeah, that's why I've been nibbling it. I would eat like four slices of these. It's really good. So while I disagree, I also will agree. 80. All right. 0.1. What? Average score? 80.1. of these it's really good uh so while i disagree i also will agree 80 all right one what average

score 80.1 okay that's an average score of 80 what is it zero five wait let him figure it out not zero five jordan just five no yeah no yeah it would be 80.5 80 80.05, I'm sorry. 80.05. 80.05. You must have agreed with me. No, 80.05. That would have had to fight two people. No. I can't have Nick backing me up because he's not allowed to talk. All right, hang on. Okay, 81. What is it now?

The score is 80.05, and we're staying with that. Okay, I'll give it okay well uh hopefully we can get together soon and do some more regular snack attacks i hear you have a lot of packages i have a bunch at home too we're gonna have to do another fucking snack attack stream if i have a bunch of well here's what we do the next the next show uh-huh we do it at eric's house he stays in his house and we'll i see you got a window or something back there what is that we'll be out there yeah i mean it's a window well we'll be out there in our cars and then you can give us the snacks yep nick is simulating you throwing snacks out the

window and so we'll have them stocked up and then the next episode will come to my house i'll just do an audio episode snag attack you You know? But then I have to like figure out how to portion out and deliver and they won't be fresh. You're throwing them out the window. They're fresh.

They're coming straight from the source. He wants them quick. Not fast, but quick. Like a real restaurant. There's a difference. Michael gets it. So if you want to send us

some snacks, you can send them to Face Jam. Or Vans. This is also the snacks you can send them to face jam or vans also the address you can send vans to 1901 east 51st street not the shoes seven seven eight cars only three uh i mean if they're a nice pair i'll wear them though you you can also follow us on twitter at face jam pod you can stay up to date with everything we have going on,

like when we're going to do another snack attack, whenever the fuck that's going to be. The 100% Eat shirts were restocked on Thursday, June 11th, and now they're almost sold out. So check again. If you didn't get your size, there's a little notification bell thing. And if you hit that, you'll get notified when the shirts go up again, but we'll let you know when we're going to get restocked

and resupplied also keep an eye out for maybe some new face jam merch coming in like the next month should we say what it is a new twist on an old classic whoa well there's Eric didn't have to email you no there's been like one design so far

so I wonder what that can mean so there's been two designs you far, so I wonder what that can mean. There's been two designs. You're right. You're right. Which one? Did we get a new font, maybe? Did you figure it out? There's going to be some...

Wow. Fucking drop it. He would not be out-teased. Some cool-looking shirts coming, I think, next month. So stay tuned. Michael's pissed. Follow us at Face Jam Pod for more information. Edit that out.

Jordan was like at the end of the first Avengers movie. Like, who's this purple guy? I don't even know. Something. And then Eric goes, yeah, Iron Man dies. He dies at the end. I can't believe you took it there. You just ruined 10 years of...

You just ruined Avengers Endgame. Do you want us to cut all that part? We were going to have 10 years of marketing success. Do you want to just replace it with one long beep? No. Oh, you want to keep it in? No, I want to leave in my Marvel reference I think

I think if we bleep it out we can still leave that in oh boy oh best of both worlds Jordan's the brains okay next month I'm the classically trained chef, and you're Patrick Terry. No, I'm the guy outside the restaurant eating the scraps and the trash.

Eric's Kathy. That's wormed, like Dennis Rodman is way into the show. Classic worm style. If the show was Eric's restaurant, I'd be in that window going, Got any grub how did this become like the longest episode that we've done Nick is the spider on that person's car

but he needs a helmet or something like maybe get him a cool like what if we get him like an astronaut's helmet maybe that could be that'd be cool get him like a cool like what if we get him like an astronaut's helmet maybe that could be that'd be cool get him like a cool like Nick what do you think spray painted we can make it gold yes like 100% next time it'll be like

oh my god end the episode guys I've like I feel like this episode if you had to describe it as a taste, this episode tasted like the fish sandwich. That's how people are going to rate this episode. If you manage to not go through this episode one sitting, you have to be called a fish bitch for the rest of the year

let us know if you had to listen to this in more than one sitting you could tweet at face jam pod hashtag fish bitch let us know if you had to do it in more than one go alright I'm so late for other stuff oh okay

say the rate and subscribe thing oh yeah be yeah. Be sure to rate and subscribe. Tell a friend about this show where we eat food and then rate the food. It's also not going to be the longest episode. We've got to cut I'm muting my microphone by accident. We've got to cut so much stuff out. Just in the call.

They won't hear it. Dude, that Applebee's episode was probably long enough. We could probably make another episode of all the stuff we cut. We've got to cut out all the crazy stuff Jordan was saying when Nick wrote on his phone. We've got to go. Okay, goodbye. Hopefully it's over already at this point.

Yeah, I imagine it is. Bye.