100% Eat - Sonic Double Stack Cheeseburger & Reese's Overload Blast
Episode Date: March 17, 2020In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Sonic Double Stack Cheeseburger & Reese's Overload Blast so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the true name of Sonic, ...Cwierz Science, and more. Check out the Snack Attack special live stream video now! http://bit.ly/FJSnackAttack Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, little tease, Jordan Sweers.
Jordan, how are you?
A little tickled now.
Thank you.
Good.
I like tickling.
You ever tickle a tease?
We had to start fast because you guys were talking about stuff that we needed to just talk about in the episode.
It was just like, I wasn't ready.
Okay, you got like six coughs out before we started.
Yeah.
And so you took the time, so you were ready.
And then you decided for everyone, okay, we're starting now.
You were talking, you weren't going to stop talking about it.
I could have stopped and coughed several times and now they're all bottled up inside me.
So when they come out later, it's your fault.
Which end do you think they'll come out of?. So when they come out later, it's your fault.
Which I do think they'll come out of.
They're going to come out the top end.
Yep.
Today, we're reviewing the Sonic Double Stack Cheeseburger and Reese's Overload.
That's the format.
This is the format. But I read the thing.
I know.
I watched you.
The worst part about that is that i watched you do it
i watched your finger your stupid fucking finger pointing at the words down on the thing and then
go and back to the top yeah format well i tried to trick you yeah you did it thanks man
also i don't want to be a know-it-all stickler, but it's technically Reese's Overload Blast format.
Because what we got was a different version.
I'll tell you, I don't know what we ate,
but you just blasted him.
Sorry, you are what you eat.
Blast?
Your blast?
I'm a blast.
See, we're laughing.
We're having a good time.
We're having a blast.
The word blast
Would not fit
On a single line
What is with you
And fitting on paper now
He admitted to us
He omitted a fact
Right
Because he wanted
The rundown to be one page
Because it went onto
A second piece of paper
And I'm thinking like
Are we short on ink
Are we short on paper
And now he's saying
Well the board was too long
It was
Yeah if you put blast
On that
Then it would have been
Format Because here's the thing And here blast on that, then it would have been format.
Because here's the thing.
And here's the fucking thing.
Format would have been on its own line at the top.
And I never would have heard the end of it.
I'm drawing even more attention.
Ooh, look at me.
Yes, I omitted a fact from this rundown.
Just go back and listen.
Because I didn't like it.
I didn't like the fact that much.
And it made it more than one page.
See, now you're doubling up.
You should have just said the first thing.
You could have just said, I had a five, but I didn't like it.
But instead you said, I had five, but I needed an extra piece of paper.
Because that's not the reason.
But you keep saying it, so it's one of the reasons.
It is.
It's one of the reasons.
But if it was just one or the other, it would have stayed.
I'm just saying, when we get to the facts, if you're listening and go,
I wish there was one more.
There was.
But we would have run out of paper.
I can tell you what it is.
Well, maybe at the end.
Okay.
It's just not very good.
Does Nick know the fact?
Oh, because he...
There it is.
That one's on Eric.
That would have come out if he let me take my time.
Stupid.
You said, it's not very good, and Nick went, hmm.
Like, he disagreed, but then he was like, I don't know what it is.
So he was just making noises over there.
See what happens when you call attention to him?
Yeah.
This is tough.
Do you guys call it Sonic or Sonic Burger?
I call it Sonic because that's the name of the restaurant.
I agree.
I also call things what they're called.
Eric kept talking about going to Sonic Burger.
We're going to Sonic Burger.
Until you said something, I'm like, that's just what it's called.
It's called Sonic Burger, except it's not.
I thought it was called Sonic Burger.
And then he tried to save face by saying, oh, I called that so people don't think I'm talking about the Hedgehog.
Come on, guys.
Let's go to Sonic.
The Hedgehog? Where's he at? talking about the Hedgehog. Come on, guys. Let's go to Sonic. The Hedgehog?
Where's he at?
Going to the Hedgehog.
Genuinely, if we never did a Sonic episode,
I never would have stopped calling it Sonic Burger.
That's it.
Do you think they just like...
Do you think when you go to Sonic
and it doesn't say Sonic Burger,
you're like, it's called Sonic Burger,
but they don't want to use an extra piece of paper.
They just call it Sonic so it didn't run on they would have had to buy more sign
that's like six more letters yeah they have to put on a sign
you go in they go yeah sonic burger yeah he knows yeah it's like the secret menu
it's the secret sign I didn't
I really thought it was called Sonic Burger
I also like never eat here
That's true
This is probably the third time I've ever eaten
A Sonic
That's not a go to but they got
They have a lot of options for
Like sides and appetizers
That's what we were saying about Jack in the Box though
Like you go to Jack in the Box and you get the stuff that's not the burger.
But Sonic also has drinks galore.
They got the slush.
And if you want to learn more about that, stay tuned for the facts section.
Nice. Watch out, Jordan.
He's teasing.
He can have it.
He's teasing.
Okay.
All right, not married to it.
All right.
Past experience with the restaurant.
What you like slash don't like about it.
Talk about the last time you had Sonic Burger.
Is that what it says?
No, I'm adding so Eric knows we're talking about the restaurant.
Sonic Burger format.
Not the hedgehog.
I, for one, have never had Sonic the Hedgehog, sir.
I have gone, like like i said three times the first two times i went it was a horrible experience so i never really oh no yeah i'm talking like no we'll get to that sir we will
get to that um i'm speaking of uh burgers not having patties uh yeah that's called bread total missing yeah
totally missing order parts like missing order parts um and i've never stayed there in eight
so like you get it you go and then you realize all the food the food's not here and i've left
like that would be fine if i was like those two dudes in the commercials eating my car.
Because they're eating there.
That's why they do it.
So you know, by the way, eating the parking lot.
They're advanced users.
What'd you laugh at?
Advanced users?
Yeah, they've been around the Sonic.
Those guys have been around for a long time.
They don't age.
They do.
You think that's weird?
I'm just saying they do. I don't know why you're looking at me. They don't age. They do. You think that's weird? I'm just saying they do.
I don't know why you're looking at me.
Either somebody is covering something
up or somebody is also covering something up.
I've just never looked at those guys and thought about their age.
What? Jordan saw the commercial
and goes, it's still looking good.
Man, Sonic, there must be something in there.
I wouldn't say they're looking good.
It's more like they're looking the same.
How are these two guys still so hot?
It's Brad Pitt and then it's those
two guys.
I don't
really care for the food, but I'm eating Sonic.
I want to look this good
in 20 years.
I want to look like the two guys in the
commercial. I want to look like the two guys in the commercial i want to look like
both of them put together or yeah like somehow separate yeah interchangeably uh-huh i don't go
to sonic a lot but if anything draws me to sonic it's i want mozzarella sticks and and cheddar
peppers it's never the food itself it's well that's still food. The other stuff, though.
The non-featured items.
Sure, sure.
Like the entrees, if you will.
Their mozzarella sticks are pretty good.
They're also called jalapeno poppers.
They call them cheddar peppers.
But they don't spell them cheddar.
It's chad-apostrophe-r.
How did you say that?
Ched.
Ched.
Apostrophe R.
Peppers.
Ched doctor.
And I'm just like, is it a legal thing?
Is there not cheddar in it?
Yeah, it's probably because there's no cheese.
It's Ched R in it.
Yeah.
But Jordan said that the Dippin' Cheese that Nick got excited about was the same as the
Ched R Peppers cheese.
It's not.
I mean, that's not based on any scientific
factor study. I'm just saying
it all seems like shitty cheese that they
would put in it.
This is, excuse me, this is
the science of taste. This is sweers science.
Out of the way. This cheese is
that cheese. I do decree it.
Can we get a
sweers science drop that's kind of like weird
science? Oh, that's a good idea.
Can you sing it one time?
Just the two words, and then we can use that.
Hang on.
Yep.
No, he cannot.
No, I can't.
No, you can do it.
Ready?
Okay, here we go.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
Swear science.
There you go.
There's going to be a giggle at the end.
Yeah.
No, he's a spade.
He'll cut it.
No, that's not.
Okay.
He's making a mark.
I believe in Nick.
He's making a mark. It's just that I couldn't believe it. It's weird. You can't see it. He's making a mark. He's making a mark.
You can't see it.
He did a little jig to it.
It was a little dance.
That's how you stay in tune.
They also have hot dogs there.
Yeah.
They're not good.
No.
If you want a hot dog, that's not good,
but it is a hot dog.
Aren't they really big?
They do foot longs. They're not that big. You just gestured like a three foot hot dog. Is's not good, but it is a hot dog. Aren't they like really big? They do foot longs.
They're not that big.
You just gestured like a three foot hot dog.
Is that not what a foot looks like?
She's been lying to me the whole time.
Like when you catch a fish, it was this big.
Oh, man.
I said that.
But if you want a hot dog,
if you want a hot dog that costs like next to nothing,
you just go to Costco.
Why go to...
But that's work, man.
You got to go there.
You got to buy it.
You got to cook it.
I'm sorry.
Hang on.
What the fuck?
What?
You have to cook the hot...
You get the hot dog from the food court.
Oh, they sell it there.
Oh, okay.
I thought you were like saying,
well, that's a store, Costco. Yeah, and they have like go buy hot dogs. Do you not go get like the hot dog from the food court. Oh, they sell it there. Oh, okay. I thought you were like saying, well, that's a store, Costco. Yeah, and they
have like, go buy hot dogs.
Do you not go get like the hot dog or like the pizza
or whatever there? No. Pizza's good.
No, I'm shaking my head no. Wow.
I thought you were like, if you want a hot dog, go buy hot
dogs and then cook hot dogs. Only at
Costco. It's the only one Eric endorses.
The $1.50 hot dog and soda
like deal at Costco. Is it
good? It's a good fucking hot dog.
They lose money on it.
They do.
It's a loss leader at Costco.
Wow.
That's not even in the fact section because it would have made it too long.
Also because we're not doing Costco.
Oh, that's right.
We're not doing Costco burger.
We're doing Sonic.
Or hot dogs.
Fuck you.
Costco burger.
So we went to Sonic.
Such a pleasurable experience compared to Taco Bell.
Yeah.
Parking everywhere.
Parking everywhere.
On location.
Multitude of ways to order your food.
We were spoiled for choice.
There were too many options.
I feel like we could have separated and each tackled a different way to get food.
We could have separated the order and Nick would come running back
and he's like,
I got the blasts or whatever
and be like, I got the burgers.
And then I'd say,
I got all the stuff I wanted
that we're not waiting.
You said that there's,
oh, different ways to tackle it.
Like there's four of us
and four different ways to do it.
Indeed, there were not four different ways to do it.
We don't know for sure that there aren't four.
There were only three ways to do it.
We never confirmed or
denied the fourth one. That's correct. You can
pull in at their little stall
and order there from your car.
You can do the drive-thru.
There's a drive-thru. You can park
for some reason, get out of your car, and order it
another thing that's just
in the middle of all the stalls. It's the same thing as
ordering from your car. You're just standing outside
of your car. That's the one that we did.
That's what we did.
And then you can go inside and order.
No, you can't go inside.
No, you can't. I don't know about that.
You don't know anything about this
restaurant. You call it Sonic Burger.
That's true. He saw a door crack
open and started making wild allegations
that you can't go in there. That was the inside
of the kitchen. That's Eric's
science. But there were no
signs that said no customers,
employees only. There was no
signage preventing people from walking in. In fact, it was
very welcoming. It said Sonic.
It was all painted and like,
I want to walk in there. You can't order
like that. You cannot walk in like that.
We don't know. We don't know, but I do.
We don't know, but we believe. I do too.
You can't. No.
This is ridiculous. Oh, you guys just know other things.
If you walk in, they'd be like,
oh, I didn't expect you to use the
fourth way to order because there's three other convenient
ways. But while you're already here,
what would you like? It's probably what would have happened.
They're like, the kitchen's right over there.
You just go ahead and shout at them.
They would have all turned around and looked at you.
I don't think so.
What the fuck are you doing in here?
I don't think so.
You guys are crazy.
You're totally, no, way off base.
No, way off base.
Absolutely not.
Anyway, and then the way Eric ordered,
because the reason we got out of the car is because I was driving
and we wanted Eric to,
but we didn't want to break the streak of Eric always ordering for us.
I think also you didn't want to order the food from your car because you were afraid that we were going to eat in your car.
It was a concern he brought up that none of us thought about until he brought it up and then we wanted to do it.
I just didn't want this to be a fun hang out in the car thing.
Trust me, it never is.
Yeah, but we don't ever go to Sonic and that's the only place that you do it.
Yeah, but we don't ever go to Sonic, and that's the only place that you do it.
Anyway, Eric starts ordering, and he starts confusing the hell out of me, and I lose track of what the hell he's saying.
What's confusing about it?
So he starts going, okay, so we want to get the double stack burger.
Talking about the overload blasts. I heard about this.
Cheddar poppers.
I would argue it was even more than that.
He would get halfway through the name and intentionally not say it.
I mean, he's got a fact sheet.
As long as it fits on the paper, it's on here.
And so he's like, we're thinking about that double stack cheese thing.
And so he's like, we're thinking about that double stack cheese thing.
Maybe doing the Reese's Blast thing.
It's just so convoluted and roundabout.
It was good.
Yeah, it was great.
I enjoyed it.
I can only imagine the guy on the other end trying to parse out, what is he ordering?
He did it fast.
I spoke their language.
I gave as much respect to Sonic Burger as it deserved there were i didn't mean to say burger
there i genuinely i've been really trying to be careful not saying it just slipped out
he got so little he respects it he doesn't even call it bites he nailed it um yeah i was surprised
i was surprised it worked yeah the guy in the other one's going yeah he respects it. He doesn't even call it bites. He nailed it. Yeah, I was surprised it worked.
The guy in the other one's going, mm-hmm.
He's like, oh, this guy's talking about double-stack cheeseburger.
Oh, he's heard about the cheddar poppers.
He's thinking about getting that.
Heard tell around town about a soft pretzel.
Yeah, thinking about getting that, getting two tots large.
It was even funnier, too, as you intentionally didn't name the food
because at the menu, the item we were ordering was displayed
with the name on it in front of you, and you just chose not to say it.
I had to keep hitting the back button so that way it didn't go away
because I couldn't remember exactly what it was called.
I'm like, I'm blowing this thing.
I've written the fact sheet. I've been looking at it I was there in front of me and I couldn't like parse the language of it figured it out I did it
hey we got him we got him we got them all whether we wanted him or not and then you started eating
in Jordan's car anyway I told him I was doing him I was helping him honestly oh these were filled
these blast overloads were filled
beyond the brim.
They're pretty large, too.
Up into the plastic cup in the top.
Cup.
And it was...
And I was worried for Jordan's car,
what if we hit turbulence?
Oh, no, so we're flying.
Yeah.
So what I did is I started eating...
Get some rough air.
I started eating until it got below the line.
So that way, if we were bumping around, you fools would get Reese's everywhere,
but I'd be like, no, this is fine.
I ate a bunch of it.
Yeah, but also that didn't happen.
Right.
I'm hypothetical putting it out there.
Same reason you don't put stuff just on your tray table in front of you.
Like, oh, I'll just leave this here when you're flying on a plane.
What if?
Oh, getting jostled around? See?
I don't buy it.
I'm torn. I can
see both sides of the argument.
What you're saying is true, but what he's saying
is what happened.
We went with the...
I can see why you're torn.
We went with the put them in the cup
holder and then it was done.
Everything was fine fine it's ice
cream it's not going anyway what i like is the jordan not wanting to set the precedent of eating
in the car because it's sonic because you know it's like a drive up and you can order it and
eat in your car but whenever we get food we still have it in his car yeah and come back here with it
which makes no difference right i just didn't want you guys to get in the Sonic headspace and be like,
oh, we gotta go full Sonic. I don't know what that headspace
is. I've never gone full Sonic.
We had the food in the car.
That's it. I just didn't want to go full Sonic.
I wanted
little tails.
That was as far as it got.
I'm sorry. Full Sonic burger.
That's what I'm saying. Now you understand.
Okay.
This light above us is so harsh.
Is it?
Yeah.
It's closer to you.
Stop looking at it.
No, there's like no thing around it
because Gavin punched it last night.
Fact me.
You took that from here?
Mm-hmm.
Jesus.
Yep.
So blame Gavin.
I don't care.
You'll find out what I'm talking about
in like six months.
Don't worry about it.
Hey, I was going to ask you,
who's Gavin?
So you probably won't find out about it. Don't worry is a friend of mine
There you go friend of yours punched one of our light covers like a dickhead
And now we don't have a light cover. I don't know anything about this, dude, but he sounds like a fucking asshole. Yes
He's a foreigner too. Oh
I don't know what that you told me about it
I don't know what that does of him if about it. I don't know what that does to your opinion of him,
if it's better or worse, but that is a fact.
And speaking of facts,
you coughed so much, and you have all those left?
You coughed into the microphone.
Go outside.
Give it to him.
Go outside and choke.
Go ask for help outside.
This is why you don't talk about your friends.
Keep that shit separate.
There's the outside world and there's face jam.
There's face jam world.
Right.
FJW.
There you go.
That's the universe.
Okay, I'm good now.
The jam-iverse.
You alright?
Oh, I like that.
Oh, I like jam-iverse.
I like that.
Sweers, science.
Cough during it.
Damn it.
Can we overlay those?
Oh, he can cut it out.
It's fine.
Should we do some Sonic facts?
Facts me, daddy.
Okay.
I'm daddy.
Originally called Top Hat, the burger stand's name was changed to Sonic Drive-In because
Top Hat was already trademarked.
That was the not funny fact.
We got some laughs out of it.
It's the regular fact. That's the normal
fact. It's just
normally...
What's Top Hat that's already
trademarked? Is it a place?
The name Top Hat was just already trademarked.
We got it. Don't worry about
what it is. You can't have it well i assume i assume it's a top hat i feel like we're doing a
lot of buzz marketing for top hat keep saying it i may or may not be an investor in top hat
the fact people are talking about the fact i deleted played off that fact that's all you need
to know that sounds hilarious no it's not that funny you deleted us like you put the setup in
but then you deleted the punchline fact
Well the punchlines can be independent now
We have to do all that have you just said it wasn't now we have to make this fun. All right anyway
Well, we're done for
Sonic's onion rings are dipped in liquid vanilla soft serve mix. That's one sentence there
Liquid vanilla soft serve mix twice before they are fried which is probably
the grossest thing i have ever had to write as a fact and i wrote that fact about the dude's dick
melting at arby's that's okay so on this piece of paper on this piece of paper the the line ends
with i have ever read had to write as a fact and before i realized there was
more i almost looked up and said what about the dude's dick that melted at arby's i'm dead serious
and i couldn't believe it when i went oh he already wrote that whoa
the the first thing i ever had at sonic was the onion rings and I took a bite and I went,
what the fuck? They're so
sweet. I love it. So when I was doing
research on this, they had
written about, hey, did you know that most
onion rings are rinsed in egg wash
and then battered and fried?
We do something similar. They're like, we
dip it in the liquid soft serve.
Sounds pretty crazy, but you gotta
admit, it tastes great.
And I'm reading this, and out loud I went, no, I fucking don't.
I agree that it sounds pretty crazy.
I do not agree that it makes it worth it.
Fucking disgusting.
Oh, my God.
I don't know if that's the right word.
I don't like it.
I haven't tried them, but I don't like it.
They're sweet like candy, but they're onion rings. What do you want an onion
ring to taste like? An onion? Onion.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now I'm with you guys.
The chain offers
168,894
drink combinations, which is
a big number to boast,
and still be known as
the fourth tier rung of fast food
in the U.S.
They're trying to carve out like, it's like, yeah, but we got drinks.
Do you think people go there and they go, number 100,000, here I go.
I got to try them all.
I've had 99,999 combinations.
Like that's what, where is that number inflated?
I think it's because it's like, this is limeade. And then here's cherry limeade. So that's what where is that number inflated uh i i think it's because it's like this
is limeade and then here's cherry limeade so that's like two and then they're like but then
they're like oh but this is just cherry and that's so it's like putting them all like together it's
still like i can get nerds in mine yeah it's that stuff there's 10 drinks they you can you can mix
and match whatever you want and it's disgusting so they also said most of their flavor combinations come from their
employees and I went I wouldn't trust
anyone who works at Sonic Burger
and come up with innovative food
if they can understand Eric and the way he ordered
I don't want them handling my drink
only just cherry limeade
alright here's what I got
we're talking about
mostly Dr. Pepper
and then just a spritz of Sierra Mist.
Oh, they would know exactly what you mean.
And the final fact, because he deleted the fifth one.
Sonic driving commercials feature two guys no one knows constantly eating Sonic,
but they have recently been replaced with three redhead triplets
and their dad eating ice cream in a truck, which is a Pornhub top search probably.
Is it just the three redhead triplets
or two guys no one knows constantly eating Sonic?
No, the three redhead triplets and their dad.
I wouldn't be surprised if both were true.
I have been watching a lot of Pornhub.
You've done extensive research.
I'm putting it to the top, baby.
Watching a lot of XFL football to see what is new and hot for fast food.
You keep saying this.
Every time we do this show now, you go, I've been watching XFL.
I'm trying to become a top XFL guy.
Who's your favorite team?
Ooh, that's tough.
I originally was a Roughnecks guy, but now I'm a St. Louis Battle Hawks guy.
Really? Yeah, because people are calling him the St. Louis Battle Cocks, and I think that's great. tough i'm a i originally i was a roughnecks guy but now i'm a saint louis battle hawks guy really
yeah because people are calling him the saint louis battle cocks and i think that's great
well they got a good run game but i like pj walker and what he does what he brings to the
rough okay see i'm joking about how much i like xfl and here we are uh all these sonic all the
sonic commercials got rid of the two guys and now it's like these three redheaded triplets and their
dad just going like, I like Sonic because
they're all super Tennessee Southern.
No, I got it from the accent. Oh my god,
it's bad. I don't get it. Was that the
commercial that you sent us for this
food item? Yeah, I think I did. Yeah, yeah.
And he was like, where'd they go? Where'd the guys
go? But it was also not just... They're so hot.
Where'd they go? Not just where'd the hot guys go that
we all want to be, but
it was like... It was hard to describe. They didn't talk about the food or mention the... They just where the hot guys go that we all want to be but it was like it was hard to
describe they didn't talk about the food or mention they just like held the food also it was just like
you picked like the caliber of the commercial a lot of commercials are like wow that was great
like i love i love the acting i love the scenery i love the cinematography doesn't really come up
you just accept what a commercial is right and you on. You kind of just are a sloth laying there. The commercial happens
in front of you. But it also like
you know what a commercial is, right?
I watched that and I went, that just felt
like someone just said, hey you
hey you there
you got 10 seconds? 100%
absolutely how it feels. They didn't seem like
actors but it also wasn't bad
it was just nothing. It was just like
we're in the
car yeah we are sonic that's why i was afraid of eating in the car it was bizarre to be it
it was super weird i can't remember what i replied with i was like it's it seemed like someone just
filmed that with their iphone yeah and they just went got it yep nailed it but like it's all like
in this wide shot and then it like cuts to a a closeup of like a dad holding an ice cream cup.
Like he's just holding it.
And then it just says like Sonic Burger.
No, it does not say that.
It says Sonic American Triad.
His says Sonic Burger.
Hashtag this is how I Sonic.
When I saw it.
Uh-huh.
So that's it.
That's gross.
So what was the other fact?
It was.
Was it about how Sonic didn't do any Sonic the Hedgehog?
No.
Originally called Mr. Needlemouse.
The hedgehog's name was changed to Sonic because,
and then it was something like,
the original name Mr. Needlemouse was dumb as fuck.
Are you ordering at Sonic right now?
What are you saying?
I lost the thread there.
Should you have used the word hedgehog at all,
or you just said that by accident?
No, no.
Yeah.
Originally called Mr. Needlemouse,
the hedgehog's name was changed to Sonic
because Mr. Needlemouse was a dumb as fuck name.
And Sonic Burger was too dumb,
so they met in the middle.
See? I deleted the fact! Why'd you tell us that? And Sonic Burger was too dumb, so they met in the middle. See, this is...
I deleted the fact!
Why'd you tell us that?
Some things just keep to yourself.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, next time just keep it one page.
You slowed me down there, dude.
I feel all messed up.
Oh, dude.
Oh, God.
I got pickle gut.
That's right.
All right, let's get into the explanation of the food.
The double stack cheeseburger.
Melty cheese layered between two to one hundred percent
no that formatting was weird you shouldn't write the new how are you still coughing
you shouldn't write the numerical two if it's right i didn't write it this is on their website
all right it's a it is jordan's. If this came to my desk,
I'd be like, uh, no.
It is the numerical to a dash
and then 100%.
Also written out numerically. I thought the bean patties
ranged from 2% to 100%.
We don't know what they are. We don't know.
All we know is we fucking roll them in
vanilla syrup before we make them.
Alright, let me
start over.
Double stack cheeseburger.
Sweet and science.
Melty cheese layered between two 100% pure beef patties.
Shut up.
Topped with crinkle cut.
You guys.
I haven't said anything.
I'm emoting. They're laughing.
But you said purr and then crinkle.
Pure beef patties topped with crinkle cut, dill pickles, grilled onions, creamy mayo,
and classic mustard all on a toasted bakery quality brioche bun for a half pound craveable cheeseburger.
Boom.
Nailed it.
Did it in one.
What's a bakery quality brioche bun?
Oh, somebody made it.
Are they just telling us that like what they usually serve
is like garbage dirt quality yeah definitely hey we would look at our regular buns and go
what the fuck damn dude spit on that did you think that the uh the buns were maybe like purposely
like shrunk to make the beef look bigger like they were like you didn't think you didn't have
any thoughts on that, Michael?
Well, we're getting into the food ahead of time.
But...
I mean, the bun came up organically.
You immediately fired out with that.
So I have to kind of automatically censor my own reactions
because I'll go,
uh-oh, Jordan's taking us on a trip here.
I need to think for myself, not what I'm told.
Except this fact.
Cheat.
This is all...
I don't think at all. That's all fact. That's all fact. I just to think for myself, not what I'm told. Accept this fact. Cheat. This is all, I don't think at all.
That's all fact. That's all fact.
I just absorbed the information, but you unwrapped it and
went, these buns are too small.
That's the first thing he said.
I said these buns seemed too small.
I agree with you. I don't get a rating, but
you're right. Thank you.
They were on the small side. That's all I'm saying.
Reese's Overload.
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
and many Reese's Pieces Candy
blended with real ice cream,
all three words capitalized,
and creamy peanut butter, also capitalized
for some reason, and topped with more
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and many Reese's Pieces
Candy. This is...
Those are so many of the same words
over and over again.
Say Reese's and peanut butter again, please.
Talking about blended with real ice cream.
That would speak to me more.
Peanut butter.
Thinking about extra Reese's.
It's just the word Reese's over and over, but in different connotations.
There's just a guy going, talking about ice cream with Reese's candy.
More Reese's.
Now let me, okay.
I'm going to point this out.
Why was real ice cream capitalized?
I just want you to know, dude.
That's weird.
We're vibing.
I think that's weird.
You say Reese's.
I do say Reese's.
You say Reese's.
Yeah, Reese's.
Yeah.
You say Reese's.
People say Reese's.
Yeah, they're insane.
Yeah. Those are insane people.
I'm sometimes saying it like that to make fun of those people.
I'm really glad you both said it
the way you said it. Sometimes I call it Reese's
Pieces. Yeah.
That made my brain hurt. When I was a kid
I called it Reese's. Is that what it takes?
I called it Reese's Feces.
Yeah, that tracks.
And you're still a kid, so you still call it that.
Nah, I'm grown up.
Daddy got big.
Daddy got big, but the Reese's Pieces didn't.
Especially these mini ones.
They're still tiny.
They're already small.
Why do you have to make them mini?
You have to make them smaller.
Nick, do you call them Reese's or Reese's?
Reese's.
Okay.
Oh, thank God.
I need one more.
Alice, do you call them Reese's or Reese's?
Okay, cool.
She's right.
Okay.
No one knows who that is.
It's fine.
Some ghost.
They call it Reese's, not Reese-ane.
Yeah, they just broke him.
You guys couldn't even just see him break down.
Yeah, he's very proud of himself.
Yeah, he's like, I've never seen somebody else self-congratulate more for nothing.
That was beautiful.
I earned it.
Oh, my God.
I earned it.
Sometimes a little something extra goes a long way,
especially when it comes to a flavor profile that is extra savory,
juicy,
and melty said,
Scott,
this is not a last name.
Yeah,
it is.
That's his last name.
U E H L E I N.
Uline.
Is the H silent?
Uline.
All right.
That's a name.
I'll buy it.
Yeah.
That's his last name.
Scott Uline,
vice president of product innovation and development for Sonic.
We took a classic cheeseburger and elevated what makes it great by adding double the cheese in the middle and a second juicy patty and amped up the burger toppings to create a new Sonic experience that is truly irresistible.
Listen, you made a double cheeseburger.
You don't have to say you're reinventing the wheel here.
You talking about Scott?
Don't talk shit on Scott.
Scott Uline, Vice President of Product Innovation and Development.
You talking about Scott Uline Burger?
You talking about Scott?
Scott Uline Burger.
They added double cheese in the middle.
Mm-hmm.
Not on top of each patty.
Mm-mm.
That's not normally done.
Nope.
Usually goes patty, cheese, patty, cheese.
Again, that was a Scott call.
He's product innovation.
He developed and innovated.
Somebody was about to put the second cheese on the second patty,
and he screamed across the factory floor.
Stop!
He dove and put his hand in before.
He ran in and fucking reorganized the whole thing.
What if it was just a bunch of single patties with single pieces of cheese on top,
and then they were about to stack them, and then he went, wait,
and then he just flipped it over
and then put it like that. Or what
if they had that exactly
like you described but he was just an
asshole and he went
hit it out of somebody's hand and that's how it landed.
He was like yelling at an intern or something like hey
dipshit. He was probably
just a guy on the factory line who was
like a bully and then he went
butterfingers and then he hit it and then it
landed like that. And they were like,
get this man a promotion. This man's a senior
vice president now. Don't laugh at
his Reese's joke. Thanks, Nick.
Jesus Christ. This guy's
working his way. He's getting closer to the table every show.
I don't like it. He's getting a little bit closer.
I don't know about it.
This will only lead
to hurt feelings.
Not talking about my feelings.
Talking about Nick's feelings.
Oh, that was it.
It's done.
That's all.
I'm done reading stuff.
So it's a cheeseburger.
It's really, I'll be honest, even eating it, I was like, maybe I missed something.
And then you read it, and I feel like I didn't miss anything.
Right.
Yeah.
Certainly, you can go to Sonic.
Maybe that extra layer of cheese is what makes it different.
Certainly, they already have a double cheeseburger, no doubt.
You just say, give me that cheeseburger, but make it twice, but one sandwich.
So I don't know what
was new at all about it.
Like there's no hook or anything.
It was a cheeseburger.
For somebody whose title is product innovation
there's very little innovation.
I need you guys to know that when we were
settling on like Sonic
I had to go to their website a bunch of times
and look around everywhere a bunch of times
to make sure all the copy was the same
because I couldn't for the life of me
figure out why this was limited time.
Everywhere said it was limited time.
Because I'm like,
oh, we can't,
we cannot do,
oh my God.
Cut that part.
Ridiculous.
I said we cannot do something
that's like not limited time.
Yeah.
That's the whole point of the show.
Exactly.
As much as the audience tries
to steer us away from that,
that is what the show is.
Yeah.
And into candles.
Yeah.
Typically,
we eat limited time food with no guests,
but God damn,
they want us to eat candles with Chef Mike so bad.
Chef Mike is a man you may have seen on the Wendy's commercial.
That's how we know him.
He's on the Wendy's commercial.
I know him from all the tweets that we get.
That's it.
Oh yeah. Yeah. Not from him, from the people. Yeah the Wendy's commercial. I know him from all the tweets that we get. That's it. Oh, yeah.
Not from him, from the people.
No, not from him at all.
I love the show exactly how you have it.
I love that you don't have a guest.
Let me throw this at you.
How about a guest?
How about you eat food that's not limited?
Oh, interesting.
Interesting.
I like saying no, and then they go, great.
You do say no.
But yeah, it's hamburger, meat, pickles, onions, mayo, mustard, cheese, bun.
That's the food.
Yeah.
So I don't understand it.
This feels like one of those things where they're like, oh, we have like a gap here
in our campaign or something, and we need something cheap we can throw out in the middle of March.
So let's make a double cheeseburger.
Yeah, okay, let's do that.
But they surely must have it already, right?
Yes.
There's not a burger chain on the planet
that doesn't have a double.
Whatever it is that's the number one, double it.
Yeah, I just, I don't get it.
I imagine that it's what they put on it, I guess.
Yeah, I mean, he said they amped up the toppings.
This is more of the other shit
they already had.
Where's the amp?
You guys ate it. Did you feel like there were
amped up toppings?
There was one too many pickles.
We're getting into the food.
It says get into the experience of eating.
I'm agreeing with you that we're getting into the food. It's fine with me.
Food?
This is a show about
food.
Before we get into the food,
let's get into the food
that we got for just because
Michael was hungry. What do you think about the cheddar
peppers? You didn't like them. I took one bite
and hated it. I ate the other half of his
cheddar pepper There was something
Was something fucked up with mine?
No
Which
He changed it to two thumbs up
No
Oh it was okay sorry
He said okay
I can't believe you didn't like those
Yeah I don't know if I got like a weird one
I ate the other half no it was fine
Something about the pepper itself.
The breading. That's the pepper
and the cheddar pepper. The cheese was
okay. Yeah, there was just something
weird about it. The way it tasted.
There was cheese in it? No.
Not the cheese. Let me explain
again. The cheese and the breading
around it was fine.
But the actual jalapeno tasted
weird and I did not like the taste of it.. But the actual jalapeno tasted weird.
And I did not like the taste of it. It tasted like a jalapeno.
It tasted like a fucked up jalapeno.
Sorry.
And I had the other half.
Slammed it.
Look.
Yeah.
The show is based on people disagreeing about stuff.
So it's fine.
No, but only the food that we rate.
I give it a f***.
The jalapeno cheddar?
I rated it.
Now we can talk about it.
Apparently that's the rule
it's not on the format it's not before the word format
that's true that's law damn it the tater tots were good i didn't eat them i did a funny little
bit where i ate a tater tot was like this jalapeno popper is awful and you guys were like that's a tater tot it's pretty funny you did a bit i don't know if it's a funny bit but then you really had the
popper and said this is awful in the exact same way and then you were serious so maybe the bit's not over.
Now it's a good bit.
We brought it back around.
I threw in the cheddar peppers, and you agreed.
Then when we were done ordering, I went, ooh, I want a pretzel, too.
Yeah, he gave them fees.
Yeah, I said, daddy, I want a pretzel.
Then we fucking got back here, and we're eating, and I went, oh, you usually get the pretzel?
And you went, no, I never had it before.
Yeah, that's why I wanted it.
I wanted to branch out and try their soft pretzel.
What a weird food to take a chance on.
I love soft pretzels.
I just have never had their soft pretzel. How was that soft pretzel?
The soft pretzel was pretty good. It was okay for a fast food pretzel.
Going back to the hot dogs, it was
good soft pretzel, sonic
soft pretzel, pretty close.
Good hot dog, sonic hot dog, not close at all.
Gotcha. The cheese sauce
sucks. Yeah. Nick was
excited about it. Well, that's why I brought it up, because he
had to like, ooh, and he came over and he had to
try it even though I had like
90% of it
was gone. And dipped. I was biting and
dipping and biting and dipping and biting and dipping
and he was like, I don't give a shit. He didn't give a shit.
And so he had one with a tater tot
and then regretted it. This
fucking guy. This fucking guy.
We were at the restaurant and we got our food
and we were like, oh, great.
You can go inside of it.
No, you couldn't go inside of it.
He said, yeah.
No, you can't go inside of it.
We're at the restaurant.
I told you he was going on inside.
We're at the restaurant.
We have gotten our food that she had put her fingers in.
And then we are ready to go.
We should talk about that.
We'll talk about that.
Yeah.
We're going back to the car.
And then Nick just goes, can we get ketchup?
Do we have packets of ketchup?
And she ignored him.
Yeah, before that, when she was first handing off the food,
I was looking at him, and he kind of muttered,
ketchup packets?
And she didn't hear him.
He was, like, doing the math of, like, I don't see any.
And I looked at him and just, like, shook my head.
But then he had emboldened himself, and he went,
no, I'm going for it again.
And he's, like, ketchup packets? And she packets she went sure we all gave him a look and then we all walked back to the car yeah we and
left him there in an island by himself i was just standing holding he should have just walked in
holding his reese's blast waiting for ketchup like a little lost child if you want to see a
picture of it,
we took pictures.
It'll be on at FaceJamPod on Twitter.
We were busy laughing at him.
And then, you know,
she came back not too long with the ketchup.
And as soon as she came back
with the giant handful of ketchup,
you were like, oh, it's too late.
Like take a picture of him
and he was already walking back.
And I shooed him through the windshield
to go back and stand
where he was and he just went okay and he did it and then just kind of shrugged and he was two
handfuls yeah it was like a ball he couldn't open the door like a ball of ketchup oh I had to open
the door for him yeah fantastic it was worth it oh man was it worth it yeah there you go. So with the finger in the food.
So she came out and she had the two bags of food and then there was the tray, the drink tray, which had five drinks on it.
And four of them, the four corners, I believe, were the Reese's Pie overload mega blast whatever and
I did this really awkward thing where I was
taking the bag and then I didn't take the bag
I kept like going to take the bag
do I wait for her to hand it to me?
she never handed it to me so you know
usually you're like oh let me get that out of your hands
and I'll hold it and then finally I was like I'm gonna
go for it and then she was kind of like hang on
let me read this first
make sure this is right
so she read through everything like, hang on, let me read this first. Make sure this is right. Yeah. Okay, I'll wait.
So she read through everything.
Like, yeah, that's our order.
Starts handing the bags off and like dipped her arm in one of the milkshake, whatever, blasts.
And she goes, oh, oops, my arm was in that one.
Not yours, though.
And so it was the only thing on the tray that wasn't our food.
We took all the food.
And she was like, wink, don't tell.
Yeah.
And then we took all the spoons.
And as we're walking away, she's like, can I get one of those spoons back?
Because the fifth spoon was for this other person's thing that she just put her arm in.
It's so inefficient bringing out
two different orders and having
people grab stuff.
I didn't know what the scenario was going to be.
Fast food, of all places,
is always like, fucking throw it away, I'll get you another one.
If you go through the drive-thru
and they accidentally give you someone else's order,
they generally
don't take it back
and then give it.
They just go, you can have it if you want it, otherwise throw it away. We're not going to take it from and then give it. They just go,
you can have it if you want it, otherwise throw it away.
We're not going to take it from you and give it to another person now.
And I just assumed
something like that was going to happen.
When she asked for that spoon back, I went,
oh, that's going to somebody.
There's no way she's just
saving the spoon to put back in the kitchen.
She's going to clean up her arm and then hand
that off to somebody.
They'll be none the wiser.
They'll be eating it like, this tastes like woman
Sonic Burger. What's that?
This tastes like Sonic Burger.
Well, there's one other thing I wanted to talk about.
It's in regards to the
Reese's Overblast load.
And It's in regards to the Reese overblast load. And Michael and I ate ours the same way,
which was take it as it is delivered.
You just eat it.
Yeah.
There's some stuff on the top.
Mostly the Reese.
Just dig in.
And the blasting.
Apparently the loads, et cetera.
Eric sees this and is like,
oh, my brain all fucked up.
Apparently, he mixes it.
Yeah.
Why would you not?
It's just too much work, dude.
It's too thick.
I mean, it's all there.
It's all going in the same place.
It's like soft serve.
No, it's all work.
It's all going in the same place.
It'll mix in your tummy.
I'm worried about the taste,
not how it's going to...
It's fine.
I'm not going to do...
Here's the other thing. Michael's argument, which I agree with, is you worried about the taste, not how it's gonna go. It's fine. I'm not gonna do. Here's the other thing.
Michael's argument, which I agree with, is you pay for.
You mix it.
The convenience of just not making it.
Don't give me work, give me food.
Yeah.
Okay?
That's fine.
I'm saying that I don't trust the people at Sonic to mix it all the way.
Here's the other thing.
Uh-huh.
Right?
I'm gonna blast your brain right now.
Okay.
You mix it.
What happens to it? The chunks, where they go? They go in down into the ice cream. Throughout-huh. Right? I'm going to blast your brain right now. Okay. You mix it. What happens to it?
The chunks.
Where do they go?
They go down into the ice cream.
Throughout the whole ice cream?
Yeah.
Right?
How much of your ice cream did you eat?
Half.
It's like about half.
So half your shit, you didn't even eat.
Yeah, I didn't want to eat the other half.
Precisely.
So the toppings is the extra shit.
You should have got the toppings.
You're guaranteed to eat it all if you leave it at the top.
So if you have a sundae, you just like eat the whipped cream?
We're talking about the overload blast, sir.
I'm talking about the overload blast.
That's the extra thing.
Don't give me this whataboutism with sundaes.
I want to get blasted.
All you've done is pushed half your blast to the bottom of the cup that you didn't eat.
You're working at half blast over here.
That's it.
I got full blast in my belly.
What's left over is just the old traditional vanilla.
Uh-huh.
You've wasted blast in your cup.
No, I'm right.
Well, I'm looking at a half blast cup.
God knows how many delicious treats are down there
never to be eaten.
You're just going to have ice cream soup
with some Reese's in it.
The burger, while unimaginative, wasn't actually that bad.
The ends were like really good, like grilled burger ends, you know,
like just like the part that was exposed from the tiny bun.
So I got to a point where it's like, I'm getting kind of full.
I'm just going to eat the ends.
So I just ate around the center because that part tasted really good.
But at the same time like i don't know why they're pushing this as a limited time option either when it's literally just a burger it's just a double cheeseburger with
onions and pickles even the extra cheese didn't really come through like and they're like i said
too many pickles and that's a whole other other thing I have to navigate. Is it?
Yeah.
I had to take it out.
I was like, I don't want this pickle.
Now I'm touching my food.
You went on a journey.
I just ate it doing work.
That's the problem.
I won't mix my Reese's glass.
I will take off one pickle.
I don't want to have to, though.
And that's the problem.
Someone said you didn't have to.
That will factor into the rating.
No, the lack of creativity is really what's going to factor into the rating um i do love a good peanut butter uh chocolate milkshake um reese's is probably my favorite
candy you throw some reese's pieces in there it's a party it's like pieces of your favorite we're having we're having a blast aptly
named um so i really like that but again it's one of the it's just one of those things we're on
on their own they're two different things but combined it's like it's like a 62 62 yep okay
it was a good burger i liked it I liked it a lot
Michael wear your hands
you don't worry about me
sweet science
there was
I mean again
it's
boy I hope that catches on
I mean
it better
it's a cheeseburger
it was a cheeseburger with two patties.
And I felt it was also, it did taste different that the cheese wasn't on the top.
And it was in the middle.
Because it's like the bite order.
I could definitely tell that it wasn't like burger.
I mean, you're someone who's eaten a lot of double cheeseburgers.
I've eaten a lot.
I've moved on to triples now.
I don't know if you guys know that.
That's what I get now.
Daddy got bigger.
I didn't even know McDonald's had them.
Stop the presses. They do.
Presses have been stopped.
Stop the presses.
Stop the presses. McDonald's has a
triple cheeseburger.
Here's a bloom in my mind.
It's normal. You can really order
anything anywhere. A lot of people are like,
I'm going to ask for the Big Mac sauce on the chicken.
I'm like, well, you're an asshole.
Just order what's on the goddamn menu. You say triple cheeseburger,
they go, no problem, fatty, and they sling it
out. And I just...
Right into your mouth. Slurp it
up. Yep. Anyway.
It's pretty good.
I like the double cheeseburger.
It was good. I ate it in about
30 seconds. I was
fucking floored. Eric was like it's gone i
was on like my third bite and you were like like throwing the wrapper away crumbling up the paper
what happened you said you said it disappeared you said it disappeared or it's gone yeah and i said
no it isn't it's just somewhere else
fucking crazy man broke it down and moved it elsewhere i couldn't believe it Just somewhere else. Fucking crazy, man.
You just broke it down and moved it elsewhere.
I couldn't believe it.
Like, floored.
Floored.
You had the slow realization from like a movie where you looked up and went.
I blinked and it's gone. Where is it?
It was crazy.
And then the milkshake.
I mean, it was pretty, you know, it's a vanilla soft serve with
McFlurry candy. McFlurry-esque.
Yeah. Oh, shit. She's probably
calling about the surgery.
This is Michael.
Michael, this is more important. Oh, I know.
I ignored it.
I liked it. I thought they were good.
95.
95?
Yeah
It's a good burger
You saw how fast I ate it
The score is directly related to how quickly he eats it
In case you didn't know
Well yeah, speed
There's a formula for it
Of how good it is
You don't eat something awful quickly
Right
Score equals burger times duration.
78.5.
That's not bad.
That's a little above our average score.
Fits nicely into the top quarter percentile, I imagine.
I think so.
I can't, like, I'm more on your side on the burger.
Yeah.
Oh, I mean, it was quite unimaginative, but here's the thing.
He picked it out.
We didn't have to go there.
So I was just like,
if Eric picked it off, I'll eat it.
I eat the food
that is presented before me,
and then I rate the flavor of the food.
I don't rate the
imagination that goes into the food.
I'm just gonna fucking eat it
but you also rate like how you're feeling that morning and the car that's actually a direct quote
from you in the early episode is you rate like on your feelings you had a whole thing about how the
food makes you feel yeah you said that verbatim and how it made me feel is like this is so like
the food makes me feel not like like the other factors around the food.
Like I just said?
No. I'm saying you put
other things that aren't eating the food into your score.
Like the creativity? The thing that you're talking about?
Because you're like arguing against yourself here.
I'm talking about just the food and you're talking
about the creativity of the food. No, I'm saying you do the
other shit because like the pizza portal
didn't work that one time. I'm just talking about
the food. You can't change your rating system.
I'm just talking about how the food tasted and you
took away points because it wasn't creative, which
is not the taste of the food.
That's what I'm saying.
You're rating it not for the taste.
I'm saying you can't change your rating system. You can't all of a
sudden be like, well, the drive over
factors into it.
This is why
I like the show. Is this this right here i'm starting to
think you're arguing about cheeseburgers i'm starting to think you don't i'm not arguing i
don't think you like care about the score oh i don't know about i don't think you i don't think
you take it very seriously i think snack attack face jam live thing that we did would make me
believe that michael cares very much about the
score thank you when you gave that one thing a four and michael gave it a 97 it was it was the
corn yeah that corn fucking sucked what do you mean yum yum oh did you try the corn yeah and
it was very good it's certainly not a 98 or whatever. No. It's a 97.
I just realized that I forgot the snack in my office.
Cool.
I have to go get it.
All right.
First he picks a cheeseburger.
Let's put a little intermission music in here.
Yeah, we did the snack attack stream.
That's going to ruin
the intermission. You just started talking, so there is
no intermission. He can edit this out.
Why would we edit this out?
It doesn't matter.
Do we want six minutes of him
walking to his desk? Yeah, and we're going to talk.
Listen, if we're going to wait,
we sit in silence. All I want to say is watch the fucking
thing end. That does
not give enough details of what you're talking about.
You can't have it both ways.
Why don't you talk about it then?
And I'll be quiet.
I'll gladly talk about it, but then we don't need intermission music.
Because we're still going.
So we did a live stream where faithful listeners out there, that's you, send us snacks.
At the end of every episode.
Eric gives you an address where you can send snacks and we'll try the snack at the end of the show.
Give it one bite.
That was no time at all.
Wow.
And then we give it a quick review.
However, you've bombarded him with snacks and he had too many snacks.
And we only do two episodes a month.
So he was like, we got to do something with these snackies.
How about a snacky, a tacky stream?
So...
Except we don't call it that.
We'll call it snack day.
No, that's what I call it on the inside.
But that's like my Sonic Burger.
I just don't keep saying it out loud
and tell people that's what it's called.
So we did a very short 30 minute stream.
Someone said...
Very efficient 30 minutes stream.
That's what somebody said online. They're like
oh this is great. Very efficient episode. Only
30 minutes. It's 92. Yeah.
So you had the idea. Felt like 30.
Felt like 10.
You had the idea of just lining
up a bunch of snacks ahead of time. We'd read
whatever note was with it. We'd eat
the snack. Do the next snack. So it was a bit more
of a production because it wasn't
audio. Right. I also feel like the video helped because we were eating snack do the next snack so it's a bit more of a of a production because it wasn't audio right um
i also feel like the video helped because we were eating right on camera eating on camera already is
gross yeah but especially only audio you just hear the munching right seeing it lessens the gross
effect somehow slightly um so that's why we did it but that's that's a whole there's like switching
cameras and there's like 12 more people involved it's a whole thing and why we did it. But that's a whole there's like switching cameras and there's like 12
more people involved. It's a whole thing. And why
we won't do it every other week. So I'll
stop you right there.
Audience. Just do that forever.
No.
Anyway, we did the stream
and it was at
roosterteeth.com. You'll watch it live
as a first member of the
website. But afterwards we ended up putting it up on the website for anybody to watch.
So you could go watch it right now for free.
Out of the kindness of our hearts.
Out of the kindness of our hearts, we fought the man and we won.
And we said, no.
This has to be for everyone.
This has to be for everyone.
Every jammer.
Eric summed it up.
I don't remember
verbatim, but it was something along the lines of
jammers of the world looked up
and cried, help us.
And we whispered down to
them, okay.
Okay, just this once. Something like that.
And that's what's happened.
So anyone can watch it.
So anyone can watch it, and you can watch
it. You don't have to watch it. You can just listen.
But if you sent us a snack, there's a very good chance we reviewed it on there
if you don't hear it on the show itself.
And I think it went swimmingly.
I liked it.
And something I think we'll probably do again in the future.
Yeah, I think if people want to send us more snacks,
we'll build up a little bit of a base again
because I'm kind of like snack poor at the moment.
Have a couple,
but not a lot.
No.
Yeah,
I know.
Uh,
so if you want to send us the snacks you can,
and then we'll,
uh,
when we build up a lot again,
we'll do another snack attack.
Cause I thought that was really fun.
My favorite part was Nick in the mask in the corner.
It got weird.
So what a fever dream.
It felt like he had sauce packet eyebrows.
It felt like we all got drunk
and shot it at 3 o'clock in the morning.
100%.
And it was stone cold sober at 3 p.m.
Yes, it was.
So weird.
I was shocked when I went outside
and the sun was still up.
Got drunk on snacks.
I was really confused.
By the time this comes out,
we'll have posted that Mudmouth clip. Yeah, you made a little social clip. Got drunk on snacks. I was really confused. By the time this comes out, we'll have posted that Mudmouth
clip. Yeah, you made like a little social clip. It gets
real weird. Like, that is
the dynamic of the show in a nutshell
where it is Jordan trying
to rate the food and then Michael going,
I have Mudmouth. Do you have
Mudmouth too?
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like giggling and Jordan yells a number over us. I have mud mouth. And then Eric goes, what?
And then he turns around, do you have mud mouth?
And then Eric laughs for some reason.
Like, that's funny?
And then Jordan goes, 64.
I give up.
Oh, my God.
It's a good time, though.
But now back to our regular snack attack.
How about that?
What do we got?
Hey, I hope you aren't sick of chicken because here is the best chicken flavor yet.
Chicken potato chips from Rachel at Overreactive.
We had one of her snacks on the stream.
These are Sensations Roast Chicken and Thyme chips.
Jordan, how do you feel about roast chicken and thyme?
I had something similar to this.
Yeah.
It's my favorite song by Garfunkel and the other guy.
All right.
I hate Mondays.
There's a joke in there.
Garfunkel and Odie.
Oh, man.
All right.
One bite review.
We're getting to the chips.
Whoa. Ooh, I like that. We're getting to the chips. Whoa.
Wow.
Ooh, I like that.
Whoa.
Tastes like chicken.
Jordan's doing it.
Tastes like roast chicken in time.
Jordan's doing a head thing like meat in potato chip form.
I don't know why I want that in potato chips, though.
I don't think I need this, but like part of me always like rates it based on how much
they failed to achieve the thing they wanted, but they fucking nailed this.
Really?
It is what it says.
I'm going to give it a 79.
Wow.
Just a little bit above average for the effort and execution.
It is what it is.
I don't really like it.
It's better than that chicken and waffle shit we ate on the stream.
That was fucking terrible.
We had some leftover and watched wrestling here the day after we did that.
And everybody was so excited to get into those chips.
And then it was, I'm like, oh, you're not going to like those.
They're like, no way.
And they ate them and everyone went, oh, oh.
Yeah.
Perfect.
I'm going to give it a 58.
Wow.
Felt like I was eating a nice little Thanksgiving dinner.
It's a 68.5. Damn, man. And that's it. little Thanksgiving dinner. It's a 68.5.
Damn, man.
That's it.
That's crazy.
That's a show.
Show.
Learned a lot.
There it is.
If you want to send us snacks, you can send them to Face Jam,
care of Eric Bedore, 1901 East 51st Street, Austin, Texas, 78723.
Is it not courtesy of?
Jesus Christ.
I hate this. I hate this.
I hate this bit.
So we have that.
We did that.
We did the one bite review.
You guys can go watch.
Also, if you want to.
See, did you see how you turned over the page and you didn't have to?
Something to think about.
But I turned it over and I was disappointed that there was nothing there.
There didn't need to be anything there.
Make sure you follow us on Twitter, at FaceJamPod.
Yep.
And get little updates about stuff
and pictures of the foods.
You know we'll have an update
and a picture of soon.
What's that?
What is it?
We will have an update
and pictures of the shirt.
We got shirt alert.
It's real.
Yep.
It's real.
Yep.
March 31st.
If you're listening to this this as soon as it drops obviously
you are it's two weeks yep that's the next episode yep when the next episode comes out
a face jam comes out boom the shirt's out the shirt will also be out same time oh that's what
we're being told yep that's theoretically speaking yep you see there's a new face jam
you don't even have to open it yet. Run right over to the store.
We should just title it,
The shirt is now on sale.
That's a good idea. And then eat the shirt.
And rate the shirt.
We'll have pictures for it
soon too.
Are we going to do a photo shoot?
Are we going to be models?
But we only get one shirt.
So we have to either take turns or wear it
at the same time. We could do like a front
and back.
Go back to back.
That's fucking insane.
We'll get Nick's head to pop out
one of the sleeves. I'm in the middle of
scheduling the photo shoot, but we will have images.
They just sent them over to me.
I got clearance that we can post the pictures
of the shirt. Yeah, I know.
So we'll be able to post. if we want to post it early,
it's up to you guys.
We can have a discussion with our social media team.
We'll have to talk with our social team
to make sure that it's cool.
Yeah, obviously.
And make sure our marketing team's fine with it.
Marketing team, design team.
Yep.
Yeah.
The Face Jam e-commerce team
did a really good job with this shirt.
I think they made it look very cool.
Yeah.
It's super cool.
Yeah.
What's the link
for the store to buy the shirt?
Is it store.roosterteeth.com?
I think that'll work.
Slash RT-live.
See, he fucked it up.
You're going to have to sift through a lot of shirts
that aren't the Face Jam shirt.
Ours is the one where you'll see it and go,
that's Face Jam.
But don't worry, it'll be in the description.
So you
can just go to the description and click on it.
Not this one. No, no, it'll be
obviously. Can we go back in time?
We're just getting them ready. We can try.
Sure. Maybe it's in the description
now if you're listening to this way later.
I don't know. I hope, man.
We should put it in every episode. Yeah, why not?
We gotta expand our brand, right?
Really get out there.
That's what the Face Jam social marketing team said,
that we have to expand our brand, so.
They know what's up.
They got all the figures.
All right.
We did it.
We did it.
Gotta go fast.
Don't forget to take a picture of the snack.
Oh, thank you.
You never do, man.
You never do.
All right.
And for Jordan, can you pick something a little better
than a fucking cheeseburger next time? All right, I'll do my best. Oh, this picture You never do. All right. And for Jordan, can you pick something a little better than a fucking cheeseburger next time?
All right.
I'll do my best.
Oh, this picture looks like hell.
Cool.
Goodbye.
Swear science.
Swear science.
Did you know that thing?
Well, now you do.
Swear science.
Bringing the science from him to you. Swear science. Bringing the science from him to you.
Swear science.
Yeah.
Whoa.
That was insane.