100% Eat - Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Burger & Shake

Episode Date: January 16, 2024

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Burger & Shake so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Michaels salon visits, The Feeding... Trough, going inside of a Sonic, Ai and more. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree , Raycon http://buyraycon.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Earn the points. Share the journey. With the TD Aeroplan Visa Infinite Card, earn up to 50,000 Aeroplan points. Conditions apply. Offer ends June 3rd, 2024. Visit tdaeroplan.com for details. He's got the timer. See that? Wow. I can't see it. First studio space with Gracie. Welcome to Face Jam. The show where we try every new fast food creation and let you know if you need it. First Studio Space with Gracie. Welcome to Face Jam, the show where we try every new fast food creation. All you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan Sweers.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Jordan, how are you? I'm good. I really like it. Big room. The NPR vibes going on here. Well, if I get too loud, it's going to bounce around. It's true. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:00:41 It's one big echo chamber. It's hard to get laughs in this room. It's hard to get laughs in this room. It's hard to get laughs in this room. A lot comes out over here. I did it for years. Or I tried. Impossible. Impossible.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Go in that tiny room, I can laugh for all of us, and then it's fine. A smaller room, bigger laugh. It's true. It's a Conan O'Brien 101. Oh. Oh. Oh. Wow.
Starting point is 00:01:03 That's it. That's the intro. Wow. My name's Eric, and i'm honored what are you guys because like definitely not co-hosts never yeah or never will be but you're here i'm the producer and you do get microphones i feel like if you get a microphone your name should be mentioned right this intro is a holdover from what the show was going to be the first three episodes and now and now instead of just being michael it is everyone who works on the show was going to be. Correct. The first three episodes. And now instead of just me and Michael, it is everyone who works on the show.
Starting point is 00:01:28 Let me back up a little bit. I, Michael, one of the two co-hosts, don't think you should get your name said. But I, a listener, thinks, well, they're all there with microphones. Why don't they say all their names? It's pretty much they're on the show. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:43 I'm just like, and I mean, how about this, Jordan? We say, alongside my co-host Jordan Sweers, and others. Oh, and friends? And more. And others. Okay. He really shot down friends so fast. And then they might be like, or something, and then I go, quiet!
Starting point is 00:02:00 Jordan, how are you? Oh, that's pretty good. I could do that. Yeah. That could be fun. Every time they try to like Pipe up or something we just say we're talking here But then when they're not talking
Starting point is 00:02:09 I go Gracie do you have anything to say But then I keep making like Like death faces Weird Weird suddenly everyone else on the show doesn't want to talk I don't know Jordan I won't I'll kill you Go back to can't betrayal
Starting point is 00:02:24 Don't you fucking dare Alright Eric here's this 16 paragraph monologue and I won't. I'll kill you. I'll kill you. Go back to Can't Betrayal. Don't you fucking dare. All right, Eric. Here's this 16 paragraph monologue I just wrote four seconds ago. Can you go ahead and read it? It doesn't make any sense. I'll kill you. I'll kill you.
Starting point is 00:02:34 I'll kill you. I'll kill you. All right. Now, I like the way you did that, but here are some notes. I'm going to kill you with my bare hands. Me and the rest of the crew. Here's note here's a here's a here's a note to eric um can you say like uh like welcome for coming or something and then hang on hang on hey welcome for come to for coming or something
Starting point is 00:02:59 like that is that how you want me to say it that That's the behind the scenes of Can't Betrayal. Just 3.30 in the morning. Freezing. Freezing. Getting half notes from pasta Pete. I can't remember what I was calling it at the time, but it was like Death Mountain. Yes. Because all that shit was at the edge of a cliff
Starting point is 00:03:16 where there was gale force winds at 4 in the morning. Someone's getting thrown off this mountain. Dude, it was terrible. I went to a wedding there. No way. Yeah. Did you? How was it? Was it warm?
Starting point is 00:03:28 Shut up. Fuck you. I got got. This is bullshit. I'm doing a little pasta Pete dance. Hey, he was there too. Yeah. For better or worse, he was there. Did you guys reminisce? I stayed up all night.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Oh, yeah. Did you go over to the edge of the mountain and go, remember when I almost threw you off here? Yeah, I was about to throw him off. Eric kept putting his arm around Chris's shoulder and walking towards the cliff saying, let me have a conversation with you. Anyway, that's not what we're doing here today. Today we're reviewing Sonic peanut butter bacon burger and peanut butter bacon burger shake well it's peanut butter bacon shake but oh yeah i guess that makes sense yeah you just wrote shake so i felt like i should read all of it and then i went too far
Starting point is 00:04:17 yeah peanut butter bacon burger and shake yeah i agree it's eric's fault yeah i agree with gracie user error well the user was you using the keyboard. Yeah, who used the keyboard? What is Mike whispering? Peanut butter bacon burger and shake. Peanut butter bacon burger shake. I agree. It's Eric's fault. What a jump in point.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Yeah! I agree. It's Eric's fault. What a jump in point. Yeah! Peanut butter, bacon, burger, and shake. Wow. So I went to one salon this morning, and now I'm doing Face Jam,
Starting point is 00:04:56 and I'm going to do another salon, and then I'm going to do Vince Young's. That's my day. What you doing to your hair, Summer? What you doing? No, I do hair finished. Oh! I do nails next. Oh. I do nails next. Oh, do nails next.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Can you do say welcome to hair done? That's what I'll say. A. Brown. Yeah, A. Brown. Hey. All right, now we're back on track. We did the ride-along for this, which if you're a fool, if you're a foolish fool, she's having fun.
Starting point is 00:05:26 And you didn't know about ride-along for this, which if you're a fool, if you're a foolish fool, she's having fun. You didn't know about ride-along. What's ride-along? We usually go and pick up the food, and then on the drive back, we record that via phone, video, technology in the car. It's literally a phone suction cupped to the windshield.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Nick does a great job. Usually it's just the right back, but Sonic is so close, the decision was made while I was at the salon to record there and back, which still wasn't really that much of a thing. It was more, the there was fine, it was the ordering and the waiting
Starting point is 00:06:00 and then the back. It's like we've done the episode already at this point. It was like 45 minutes and the place is five minutes from here. You really gotta watch. If you want a bonus episode of Face Jam. It's more like that's the real episode and this is the crap.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Yeah. So when you go, that episode was okay. It's because we did it already. Yeah. In the ride along, you should definitely watch that. You go to facejampod.com slash first and sign up. But facejampod.com
Starting point is 00:06:26 is where you can see all of our stuff. The ride along, I really thought it's a four minute there and back again a face jam tale. That was worth it. My recommendation getting in when you were pissed. He slammed it. When you thought he was
Starting point is 00:06:42 getting in the front seat and you were getting pissed, I was was like we'll call it fish jam ride along nick's big day similar man that and he went i would never and then he got in the back um so we went so going there is four minutes coming back is five minutes being at the place is 30 minutes we were still sitting there and we looked at one point and it was 29 minutes in. Yeah. And it has to be at least another... I think it's 10 minutes
Starting point is 00:07:08 more after that. Probably. It's probably... Yeah. They didn't know that they made this food. Right. No, dude.
Starting point is 00:07:15 It's never a good sign when you order it and then you're met with... I mean, we kind of talk about this in the ride-along, but Eric's nightmare is being met with a,
Starting point is 00:07:23 huh? When you say the thing. When you get a special food item. Yeah. When you order the limited time thing, and they go, what? We are here for this thing. At this place. I hate these fucking microphone stands. I hate these arms.
Starting point is 00:07:37 They're too low. They are. No. How? Raise it up. It doesn't do that. Oh, it does. I gotta loosen it okay we're we're there we're there at that place to get that specific thing and then these people are like griff i don't know if we do that i don't know if we have that food it's the only thing we're here for right there's not the only thing the three of us are here for. Jesus. Not Gracie and Nick because they're there for everything else. Some of them were doing a dance in the parking lot
Starting point is 00:08:10 while trying to figure out what other food to get. We will not name names. Please cut her microphone again. Get her out. Wait, wait. Get the annoying friend's sister out. It is trying to go to Sonic get her out wait wait get the annoying friend sister out it it is trying to go to
Starting point is 00:08:29 Sonic is like there were too many people there it was crowded why were there so many people there were so many
Starting point is 00:08:35 people walking in and out no there was yes there was those were the people that worked there
Starting point is 00:08:41 we can't clock every person I saw somebody walk in and then walk out with food yeah the worker to take it there. We can't clock every person as an employee. I saw somebody walk in and then walk out with food. Yeah, the worker to take it to a car. Can't confirm that. He was our guy when he brought us the food and then took another 10 minutes to come back out with shakes.
Starting point is 00:08:53 Here's the craziest part about that. And you'll get some of it in the ride-along. Because the guy's standing, you can't see him, but he's standing at our car talking to us. Our car being the Face Jam van. Gracie's Face Jam van. Now repaired. Now repaired. Now repaired. Back in action.
Starting point is 00:09:08 You can hear him, even after taking the order, assembling the food, and delivering it, he's still confused by what it is. He's like, this is the... What I was saying was, Gracie orders it after confirming that it's on the menu, which is step one. And instead of being met with that dreadful huh or what
Starting point is 00:09:29 it was silence it was silence and him going number three which is just a regular bacon burger you don't even have to look at number three to know that it's not number three that's much too low it was ten seconds of silence and then number three.
Starting point is 00:09:48 She's like, no. Dude, I said peanut butter. It's a thing with peanut butter. Oh. He was hoping. Peanut butter burger shake. Bacon. Okay, five of those burgers.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Five of the peanut butter bacon shakes. And then he learned about the shakes peanut butter bacon shakes and then it'll finally appear on the board and then five he's like five of them and then she went
Starting point is 00:10:20 five pretzels and he went five pretzels yeah that one you knew what that was. You knew where the button was for that. And even quicker to offer me jalapenos on my chili cheese tots. Now he was back in like default mode. And now I will say when you did get your chili cheese
Starting point is 00:10:36 tots and you did get them with jalapenos, you didn't eat any of the jalapenos. I got them for Nick. And Nick ate all of the jalapenos only. Can I tell you? I didn't have a single one. Oh, I didn't have a single one. Do you have a single one? I didn't have it. Me neither.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Two of you ate the entire sleeve. Gracie ate all of them and Nick had the jalapeno. And it was big. In my defense, you guys could have jumped in at any time. I couldn't have. I wasn't here. I got back and they were gone. In my defense, no, I couldn't have.
Starting point is 00:11:02 I left the room, I came back and they were gone. It was hidden underneath this thing in the middle of the table, surrounded by Gracie's food. And she's going, yeah, I mean, you guys could have jumped on it. Anyone could have it. Whatever you wanted, you knew exactly where you had to stand and how you had to ask and what the code word was for me to give you one. And you didn't do any of those things.
Starting point is 00:11:22 So you didn't want it. It's like when Eric asks if you need your bag. Oh, my God. He's really asking, is your cachet card in there? Uh-huh. But we found out it was. No, I don't need my bag. Should have been more clear.
Starting point is 00:11:34 That's all right. You also didn't have sunglasses, so it's fine. It doesn't matter. It's okay. Hey, what was your brother's idea? Oh, yeah. Okay. So I was.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Yeah. That's my phone. It's okay. It's okay. The timer's still Okay. So I was. Yeah. That's my phone. It's okay. It's okay. The timer's still going. So I was home for two weeks. Why'd you put it in for her? And I spent a lot of time with my brother, who is a 27-year-old man.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Okay. Off to a great start. I like him already. Very entrepreneurial. Sounds like you'd like this podcast. And he was telling us about his idea for a new restaurant that I think we would love. Okay. I feel like you would love it.
Starting point is 00:12:06 No, I feel like y'all might like this more than I would. So it's called The Feeding Trough. Okay. So Nick loves it. We've already seen him do this. He ate out of a trough today. He came to this conclusion because he was telling me about this one time that he had used his special
Starting point is 00:12:21 straw and was eating Michael's losing it. I'm losing it because of the slow like gesture towards me. He had used his special straw and then was eating, I think it was like Taco Bell and he was like, I let myself have this moment where
Starting point is 00:12:40 I just let the food get everywhere. Like he did not have any care in the world for getting on himself. Oh, I see. And so his idea was I'm going to make this restaurant where you come in and you can be as messy as you want. All the food comes in a trough. Have you ever met Eric and I?
Starting point is 00:12:53 Have you ever met us? It sounds like my living hell. It's great. You come in, everything's sloppy and sticky and yucky and nobody cleans you up. No. And they make you messier and dirtier. Well, and part of the deal was that you go in and like you take off your shirt so that
Starting point is 00:13:07 you're not ruining your clothes. And then it got worse. He's also marketing this to women. Yeah. That's where it gets worse. He goes, we're also going to make disposable sports bras. What the fuck? What do you mean disposable?
Starting point is 00:13:23 I didn't even understand. I was also a little unsure about that. What does that even mean? Like, he described it in a way of, like, you know when you go to a doctor, like, that material of, like, the gown. Right. He was like, we're going to make a sports bra.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Why don't you just give everyone the gown? Oh, I'll let him know. Because being shirtless is being part of, like, releasing the inhibitions. It all came from his Taco Bell experience where I guess he wasn't really. Hey, you're in a bathtub eating Taco Bell high. On his floor. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:13:51 Oh, wait, no. I think he said it was his bed. He's eating. Gross. It was his floor. It was his bathroom bed. Yeah. Probably every year.
Starting point is 00:13:56 We're not going at it pig style. And he doesn't want to talk because. Shroud down. Hence the name. Feeding trough. Are we really wants to talk because. Yes. feeding trough. Are we really once to talk because Face Jam
Starting point is 00:14:07 came from a Taco Bell as well. Right, but you didn't have your shirts off. Maybe we should have. What a different show. Have you all
Starting point is 00:14:16 drank from a special straw? Now you're drinking from it? I think that's a lot different. You should, okay, so we'll let it,
Starting point is 00:14:23 I've had a lot of special straws. You gotta narrow it down. And you've never felt the urge to like, do that? To just go slop mode? To be a fucking animal? I think that's a lot different. You should. Okay. So we'll let it. I've had a lot of special straws. You got to narrow it down. And you've never felt the urge to like do that? To just go slop mode? To be a fucking animal? Yeah. To go Randy from Christmas story style?
Starting point is 00:14:33 I found it really funny. He was like, I let myself have that time. Jesus Christ. I allowed myself. Here's the thing. It's not like a freedom. Like, I'm letting myself. No.
Starting point is 00:14:43 I don't want it. I like being clean. Me too. I like it. I let myself be nice a freedom like I'm letting myself no I don't want it I like being clean me too I like it I let myself be nice and clean I agree and then he told me that in said restaurant you can have group troughs or individual I don't want to tell you every every
Starting point is 00:14:58 sentence from finally telling us that it's a fucking orgy house because the word slop and trough and shirts are coming off. We keep it hot. Everything is wet. Just like, it's... It's...
Starting point is 00:15:13 It sounds like how COVID too happened. This sounds like the scene in The Matrix. This sounds like the scene in The Matrix where they're all in the cave doing the rave. Your brother opens the doors and he says, welcome to Zion.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Whoa, I see that girl's nipple. Can't you do a fucking trough that you put around your neck? Here's your disposable sports bra. That was my favorite part. It's not disposable. It's weird that that was your favorite part. It's not disposable. It's just biodegradable.
Starting point is 00:15:43 So as you eat, it disintegrates. You become less human and more pig. It's like a reverse animal form. She was a moment from telling us this. I went, save her for the podcast. Honestly, thank God. What an insane thing. What a fucking psychopath.
Starting point is 00:16:03 How much funding? What do you need? Yeah. I'll have where I come from. So how much funding? What do you need? Yeah. I'll have him reach out to you. Yeah. I told him he should go on Shark Tank just for like the comedy of it. Mark Cuban would love it. Just to see the reaction. I'll be a spokesperson for it.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Yeah. I'll be like, there's nothing more that I love than taking my shirt off and sobbing like a pig. Honestly, if you do that and you take your shirt off and you're shredded and then you go face down pig style, dude. It'd bring in a good crowd. Million dollars, 50% or 50-50 partners. That's fine. I'll do that.
Starting point is 00:16:36 But would you attend the grand opening? For money, yeah. But you have to participate. You have to slop. I'll do it. I do disgusting sloppy shit all the time because there's a reason. Yes. I don't do it out of my own enjoyment. He's not doing it for fun.
Starting point is 00:16:50 If I'm getting a paycheck or something. You pay you. Or maybe I'll get like, I can be the judge of the disposable sports bra contest that your brother's about to pitch next. All right. So that's my introduction idea. Now here's all the things we're going to do with the sports. Now that you understand,
Starting point is 00:17:10 did your brother Connor slash Jacob have a, it was Connor. Oh, what a Connor idea. Yeah. It was a big time Connor. Honestly, Jacob would never.
Starting point is 00:17:21 Well, I wouldn't say that. Well, Jacob's the silent partner. It was actually, it was actually his idea. They came up with it at the same time. Yeah, Connor just pitched it to me first. Did he have a name for it?
Starting point is 00:17:33 Yeah, the guy in the money guy. For the restaurant? Yeah. I already told you the name. What was the name? The feeding trough. She did start with that. But then my dad was like, what about Beast Feast?
Starting point is 00:17:42 Dude, again, you have a weird family. And then my mom jumped in. And she said my dad was cool. I'll defend my dad in this moment because the only reason he said Beast Feast is because we had passed I think it was a pet store called Beast Feast. And he was like, oh Connor, that's a good name for the
Starting point is 00:18:00 feeding. So he offered it dad style. What a supportive father. Look at that. He just wants his son to move out. He doesn't care if it's feeding trough. Connor, I don't fucking care. You have to get out of here. You have to leave.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Stop inviting people into the basement saying it's opening night. I'm tired of your trial runs. We can't keep hosing opening night. It's a soft opening. I'm tired of your trial runs. We can't keep hosing everyone down. The water bill's through the roof. Oh, that was part of the idea. I forgot the hosing down. The hosing down. There's gotta be like water. There's gotta be a central drain
Starting point is 00:18:36 in the restaurant where it all goes. Well, they turn it off. You're only allowed to be there for an hour and a half. After 90 minutes, they turn on the sprinklers. Dude, it's like you were there there he's saying all the dumb things my dad is like helping him walk through it and he was like how much are you gonna charge and he was like oh 25 my dad was like i wouldn't charge less than 49.95 oh my god and then he was like and you have to put a time limit on it yeah it's an experience yeah that's your experience is over get out it's like you're over the Get out. It's like we've heard stupid shit before.
Starting point is 00:19:06 Do you know how many of these things I've read? We were on vacation when this happened. Every single day we had to revisit the feeding trough. I will say that next time we get an RFP for Face Jam, I'm pitching the feeding trough. I don't know what it's going to be, but we're going to do it.
Starting point is 00:19:22 Yeah, it keeps falling. Can you imagine the crowd of regulars there? Oh! The regulars are people you don't know what it's going to be, but we're going to do it. Yeah, it keeps falling. Can you imagine the crowd of regulars there? Oh! The regulars. The regulars are people you don't want to ever speak to. You don't ever want to know a regular at the feeding trough. It's a great way to collect data on the people to avoid. Like, this guy's been to the feeding trough slash feast beast three times this week.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Take him off our email list. Put him on the FBI list. We don't even want to send these people spam. He's here for a second time today. Oh, shit. Don't let him in. He's paid to extend his hours. Someone's about to walk out. Reset the timer.
Starting point is 00:20:01 I'm getting back in line. Second win. Just wet and shirtless. Second win. Just wet and shirtless. Second win. Oh, fuck. No! I'm sure you already thought of this, but for people that don't want to leave yet but aren't ready
Starting point is 00:20:15 for round two, you should have like a pile of hay in the corner or something. They can walk in circles in and then sit down in after a while. Get their steps in and work off the food. Nick, would you go to the feeding trough? Only if Hay is involved? Yeah, he was always going.
Starting point is 00:20:33 He's taking his shirt off already. The people would be eating out of a trough today. We haven't even fully gotten to that, to the actual trough suck. Like, so it came in a hot dog thing, right? The tots. And Gracie ate them all.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Yes. And she was offering them. And Eric, you, who could see it, I couldn't see it hidden behind the bowl. You were like, no, they're gone. There's none left. And it was like bits that had fallen out and just like random meats and shit and all the jalapenos.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Tot ends some chili and pino's. And you, in defense of another human being, are going, no, there's not any left to share. Nick comes over and goes, yeah, there's plenty left. And just sucks it down. Just shoves his. And then sucks it out like an oyster. Because he got the part that he wanted. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:22 But then what did he say right when we were getting started? Uh, I ate too much. I'm not feeling that way. He ate the whole shake, all of Gracie's dregs. He didn't ask. Did you eat the whole burger? Of course. Okay, that's the difference.
Starting point is 00:21:38 Did you eat the whole pretzel? Yeah. I did clean out the tots and the pretzel. You ate all the cheese sauce? You did a whole thing of cheese? How? It's a black hole. Dude.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Not like one of those cheeses is enough for all five of our pretzels. It's enough for a lot. I'll tell you, it's too much because I don't even open it because it's not good. You don't open it? It's not good cheese. You live in Texas. Check out that trash can over there. You live in Austin, Texas.
Starting point is 00:21:59 How can you eat that and think that's good cheese? I'm not saying it's good cheese, but I'm going to use it. All right. Well, I'm saying. It's better than no cheese. No, it's not. You say, I'm not saying it's good cheese cheese but I'm going to use it. Alright, well I'm saying It's better than no cheese. No, it's not. You say, I'm not saying it's good cheese but I'm going to use it. It's the exact opposite of what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:22:10 It's not good cheese but it's better than nothing. I'm saying it's bad cheese and I'm not going to use it. Well, it's better than nothing. I don't want to eat my pretzel dry. It wasn't dry. It's buttery. Those are wet pretzels. It's covered in butter. Yeah. It's... Well... Okay. Well, shit. Well... I'll keep my love of pretzels and fake cheese myself for now on.
Starting point is 00:22:29 I mean, just keep your love of fake cheese to yourself. The pretzel's fine. Again, where you live. Back when I was an uncultured swine on the East Coast, I too would have fiended for the disgusting cup cheese. But you got to walk 10 feet here and you get amazing queso. As you say all the time, the best queso in town.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Then I'll bring you the queso and the pretzels I had last night. Okay, so Gracie said that she had eventually we are going to get to this food. Why? Who cares? We already did that in the ride along. We already did it. This is better. Gracie said that she got pretzels last night and then it sent us pictures.
Starting point is 00:23:05 So she had pretzels two days in a row. And then also you got, you had queso? Yeah, to dip them in. From HEB? Yes. From like the. You got the pretzels and the queso from HEB. Correct.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Yeah, like from the deli counter, they have like the homemade queso there. I got one of those. Nick is leaving the room. And then the pretzels came in like a clear tub. Where are they at? Where are the pretzels at in H-E-B? Directly when you walk in, you know like the to-go meals? Walk right past that, like where all the little single-serve pastries
Starting point is 00:23:34 are. Got it. Halfway to the sushi? Yes. Near where one guy sometimes is giving out samples occasionally. Not in that H-E-B, but in that section. In that section. Because they got the eatery.
Starting point is 00:23:47 The street. Main street. Main street. But street spelled with eat in it. Because there's food. We've reviewed it. We've reviewed it on Spittin' Silly. It's fucking banging.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Yeah, all those places are awesome. That food is amazing. Does one of them have liquid cheese for the pretzels? It might. One of them might have queso. One of them is bound to have queso. One of them did shut down and get replaced. Really? No way. I don't remember what was there. Was it the grilled cheese place? I was gonna say
Starting point is 00:24:16 I don't remember the grilled cheese place. Fuck that. Is it the pizza place now? I think it's the pizza place now. It's good pizza. I went to the They have personal flyers and they have a 16-inch? I got some katsu, which was really good. Oh, nice. From the main street?
Starting point is 00:24:30 One of them. I don't know what it's called. Main street is all of them. I've never been in there. Okay, yes. Oh, really? I have not gone to the main street. The chicken sandwich place is pretty good.
Starting point is 00:24:39 Really? I also... And we've said this before, but I like that you can order from all of them at the same time. It doesn't matter which computer panel you're at. So it's like iPad screens. And it's got all the restaurants in I like that you can order from all of them at the same time. It doesn't matter which panel you're at. So it's like iPad screens. And it's got all the restaurants in it. So you can just order anything. But they don't advertise that.
Starting point is 00:24:50 They don't. It's like a potluck. Yeah. Well, no, because you order what you want. Exactly. Oh, it's like a restaurant. It's like a restaurant, just all on one screen. No, it's not like a restaurant, because you're sitting down and eating with your shirt on.
Starting point is 00:25:02 You're right. You're right. Yeah, you're so close. What was I thinking? You moron. We're going to a restaurant later? Oh, I'll with your shirt on. You're right. Yeah, you're so close. Moron. We're going to a restaurant later? Oh, I'll take my shirt off. And I'll stick my head in a trough.
Starting point is 00:25:11 We should get to the haiku. Yeah, let me get through this so we can get on with the episode. Great. Back to Sonic. Great. This is our ninth time there. Everyone's favorite.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Talking about Mudmouth. Walk inside to file complaint.'s awesome mud mouth for dessert okay that rules that that's your most maybe referential i think yeah two lines of i'm pretty impressed i'm pretty impressed mud mouth is a good one yeah i was really worried about mud mouth with this one yeah mud mouth was at the bottom of that cup. Can you, in advance, write a haiku for the feed and drop? Just have it ready to go.
Starting point is 00:25:52 That would really help his business. That would help it. We need something on opening night when you step up to the microphone. And then it all ends just let them eat. And the trough's open. Let the food flow. And then it all ends just Let them eat And the trough's open Let them eat
Starting point is 00:26:06 Let the food flow Like somebody pulls a rope And he's like The slop drops straight down That would be insane Just open the doors A bunch of pigs run out And so it's like
Starting point is 00:26:22 People with no shirts wearing overalls. Disposable sports bra. Disposable sports bra. You know, after you're done with the sport, dispose it. I really love that we have to invent this new article of clothing. I don't know if I should talk about what this picture is I'm about to show you all, but he proceeded to do this after telling us about the feeding trough with a piece of chocolate cake. What the fuck? He just
Starting point is 00:26:47 shaped it into shit and then ate shit? And he wanted to take it outside and put it on the street. Wait, I'm sorry. Okay. Okay, I need to give a little more context. Why did he want to put it on the street? And so he was like, oh, you see shit like that. Fecal matter everywhere. He was like, you see shit like this all the time.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Wouldn't it be kind of funny to drop it and watch people's reactions? I don't know who started with San Francisco, but New York's a runner-up. Oh, I've seen that poop map. Oh, fuck. Now, what was that made out of, or is that just a piece of shit he made? Okay. What is that?
Starting point is 00:27:22 Chocolate cake? Take a bite. I don't want a bite. I'm not hungry anymore. Why does your chocolate cake smell like a Sonic? Watch the ride along for watching Jordan gag when he smells the hamburger. And we should get to this. The guy was so confused. He had no idea what we were asking for.
Starting point is 00:27:43 Finally repeated what Gracie said and mind you it was uh on the screen on the screen the advertisement for the burger well you saw it i was just like i kind of saw it because he got in and out of her car nine times um but only like only like a little bit is it this yeah is this um i would stand like through the window but i was like let me just let me just open this guy up and check it. And the second I opened the burger, like unwrapped it, just an absolute putrid stench filled the car. Like any fast food you come into later is bad, right?
Starting point is 00:28:17 It's like you walk in and go, God, what were you eating in here? But usually when you get it, it's good. McDonald's smells good. French fries smell good. You go, hmm, food smells good. McDonald's smells good. French fries smell good. You go, mmm. Food smells good. We just got it. We opened it.
Starting point is 00:28:29 It was like, oh my God. It's like cigarette food again. Jordan had to open the door and lean out for fresh air. It's true. It was heinous, dude. It was heinous, dude. Listen closely. As a master painter carefully brushes Benjamin Moore Regal Select down the seam of the wall.
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Starting point is 00:30:11 Our previous Sonic Burger episode. Sonic Burger. That's what he wrote, dude. Yeah. Was released December 20th, 2021. What the fuck? That's the last time we were there? Was it over two years ago?
Starting point is 00:30:22 It was a long time ago. That's wild. Isn't that crazy? I don't even really remember. I don't believe it. I don't remember this one because the one I always remember is the last one we did before we had to go remote for COVID. Like Sonic was the last place we went. Does Jambulance
Starting point is 00:30:35 count? No. We had a thing? No, absolutely not. Honestly, how dare you? We should watch that again. But not even like as content, just as friends. I think we should watch that again but not even like as a content just as friends I think we should watch
Starting point is 00:30:47 Beat Keeper with our shirts off yeah well we can't do an internet prototype of the Disposal Sports for us already yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:30:54 it's true where we ate anyway December 20th 2021 where we ate the Fritos Chili Cheese Wrap and Garlic Butter Bacon Burger it received an average score
Starting point is 00:31:04 of 65.5. Man, those were high times. Had to be something. High times. Sounds mid. Yeah. Oh, hang on here. Vector is technically the oldest Sonic character behind Eggman and Sonic.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Predating Tails, Knuckles, and Amy, he was going to be a member of Sonic's band, but was scrapped. See, this is why you specific Sonic burger. Everyone is confused now. Also, Jeremy B debuted in a manga as a friend of Amy Rose.
Starting point is 00:31:39 It be confusing now. Did you do hair? A hair. You a big Charmy B fan, Gracie? Jesus. Do you know any, what was that? Do you know any of that?
Starting point is 00:31:54 Those are Sonic characters from the video game Sonic. I'm familiar with him. But see how you had to specify? But I don't. Well, you made it confusing. I'm not very familiar with Vector. I'm sure no one is. I'm pretty very familiar with Vector. I'm sure... No one is.
Starting point is 00:32:06 I'm pretty sure he made that up. He's the main guy. He's Jim Carrey. I'm pretty sure Charmy B will be in the third movie. Is it Charmy B or Charmy B? Wait, there's two? Yes. Oh, I only know there's one.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Wow, I'm not a big Shadow the Hedgehog fan, huh? No. Post-credit scene. It is unfortunately still impossible to go inside a sonic burger lie sad day no it is impossible to go inside a sonic burger you can go inside the sonic you can't go inside no now remember now remember it's important to specific yeah because right let's specific here they do inside go and out come i saw saw them the whole time. And go, man. Out come, man.
Starting point is 00:32:46 And food. And food. What happened? I go. So he's not being specific. In August of last year, two South Carolina Sonic franchises were fined $61,000.12. Nope. $61,012.
Starting point is 00:33:06 There you go. You know what? I'm glad you put the 12 in Sorry, you should have put.00 It was a little confusing Sorry, they were fined $61,012 After the US Department of Labor Found child labor violations Involving 36, 14, and 15 year olds Working outside legal hours
Starting point is 00:33:23 We at Face Jam believe that If a 14 year old wants to make our cheesy tots at 1230 AM on a Wednesday, we as a nation should allow them because we don't care if they're late for homeroom tomorrow. We're drunk and hungry. Now no one wants to work anymore except these kids. That's what I'm saying. They go,
Starting point is 00:33:39 Oh, I love being at Sonic burgers. This is the only time I get to be inside. And you know what? And I speak from experience too. I'm putting myself in this camp. Odds are too, you're not letting that kid work late shifts so he can go to school once he graduates.
Starting point is 00:33:51 He's working full time at Sonic. Oh yeah. You've done nothing but keep him from earning money for an extra three or four years. That's all you've done. He's at Sonic and will continue to be at Sonic. And that's where he will remain. School is temporary.
Starting point is 00:34:04 Sonic is forever. I think Sonic Burg is also very temporary. There was another one. It wasn't Sonic. It was McDonald's. And they had 10-year-olds on the grill at 2 in the morning. What the fuck? Dude, that's a real Wild West.
Starting point is 00:34:19 Oh, my God. That's fucking odd. That's like, that's, my brothers did that. My oldest brother got hired at a deli, like small, like, you know, East coast deli.
Starting point is 00:34:30 It was like mom and pop shop. And they like the owners. And then like one person worked there. They hired him at like 15 to like work their work there. He was already like, he was like maybe 15, 16, like right on the line of like,
Starting point is 00:34:42 you're like using the slicer. Yeah. It's like, whatever. But then they also hired my other brother who was 13 and they're like yeah you do it too and my parents are like I don't give a fuck you have a job you have a job like it wasn't hours it was just like I don't care like they just have them do stupid shit that's a store run by two people not a franchise not a mc No, no, no. Not a conglomerate. It's so high level. I don't understand.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Well, now you think you're going to get away with that. The lack of oversight that it has over their franchisees. But the thing is, the 10-year-old needs to have a social security number so they can cut a check.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Right. And put it in the system and get a 1099 your brothers were paid in cash sandwiches they didn't work there no no of course it was it was they hired my my brother my other brother and it was like what to get you know anybody else yeah tell your friends my brother my brother's a year away from being in high school he could work here also jesus christ 10 year olds in a mcdonald's eighth or ninth grade probably fucking crazy My brother's a year away from being in high school. He could work here also. Yeah, dude. Jesus Christ. Ten-year-olds in a McDonald's.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Yeah, he was in eighth or ninth grade probably. Fucking crazy. Man. Wow. Oh, one more fact. One more fact. The final one. In June 2023, a New Mexico Sonic employee was arrested after he accidentally put his
Starting point is 00:35:58 baggie of cocaine in a customer's footlong Kony. That's why Gracie wanted it. Authorities charged the employee with possession of a controlled substance, but this should be easy to throw out because he clearly wasn't in possession of it at all. The customer was. The cops should arrest that customer, right? We should also go to New Mexico and order a bunch of hot dogs, right?
Starting point is 00:36:16 Like right now. The monkey needs his fix. Oh, my God. Dude, last time we went to New Mexico, Michael got weird. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Maybe he's going to get weirder. We moved through the time zone.
Starting point is 00:36:35 That's what I referenced today. States and times, yeah. I referenced that today when I said I'll try to get there. Be there physically. You said you'll get here when you get here. And I said I'll try to get there a little bit earlier than when I get there. Be there physically. You said you'll get here when you get here. And I said, I'll try to get there a little bit earlier than when I get there. And you said, get here after you get here. And I immediately thought of my mind separating through the time zones.
Starting point is 00:36:54 We were moving west and we went through it. We like left Texas into New Mexico and we went in from like central time to mountain time. And Michael was like weird. It got weird for a while. We don't know what happened. It was cool. I had a mullet. It was cool,
Starting point is 00:37:13 dude. It was both side looked exactly the same. And those are the facts. Oh man. Did you guys learn a lot about Sonic burger? I'm slowly learning. hate Sonic, dude. The Hedgehog? I liked Sonic before we got here, like, in Face Jam time.
Starting point is 00:37:32 And even still, I hold out because they got good apps, man. I say it every time. They got good apps. But every time we go there for Face Jam, you make me eat their entrees. Because? I like it less and less. I think we were talking to, like, Joe about it or something, where it's like,
Starting point is 00:37:45 we are going to eat their limited time food. And that's typically their burger. And like another thing, their burgers are terrible. Their burgers fucking suck ass. They're terrible. They're greasy. They're yucky.
Starting point is 00:37:56 They stink like shit. They just, they just stink like shit, dude. I'm not even kidding. They smell terrible. But like, stick like shit, dude. I'm not even kidding. They smell terrible. But there's a reason that Gracie was still going insane and trying to get
Starting point is 00:38:11 chili cheese and she wanted pretzels. The pretzel was good. That is true. It's like Jack in the Box where don't eat the burger. Get the egg rolls and the fucking chicken things. It's wine Jack in the Box where like, don't eat the burger. Yeah. Get the egg rolls and the fucking chicken things.
Starting point is 00:38:28 The weird stuff. It's wine. The curly fries. Get wacky and get weird. Every time I ever go to Sonic, I do not get the food. I do not. And then every time
Starting point is 00:38:35 I'm on Face Jam, I'm like, fuck, that's right. That's what this burger tastes like. Yeah. That's what it smells like. Sonic is very uniquely positioned to be the fast food snack place. Yes. But they don't. They won't do it. Just get rid of the other shit. They don't lean into it smells like. Sonic is very uniquely positioned to be the fast food snack place.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Yes. But they don't. They won't do it. Just get rid of the other shit. They don't lean into it. Yeah. And I don't even think of them as that. Like Jack in the Box, like you just said, same thing.
Starting point is 00:38:54 And they're like, come get our slop. Come get our shit bucket. Hey, it's two in the morning. Here's a bunch of French fries and tiny tacos we threw in a bucket. I could see. Welcome to the feeding trough. I could see a feeding trough. I could see a feeding trough. I could see a feeding trough
Starting point is 00:39:06 ex-Jackbox collab. Oh, yeah. For sure. Actually, I think like if you're lucky, you'll have a guest shark and it'll be Jack from Jack in the Box.
Starting point is 00:39:14 Oh, yeah. Or maybe like, maybe, yeah, and maybe Jack in the, I don't know if this happens on Shark Attack, but maybe Jack from Jackbox will be like,
Starting point is 00:39:24 actually, we're not funding you. I'm going to buy the idea and incorporate it into Jack in the Box. I think what would happen, it would be... They'll add on those solarium patios. That'll just become feeding troughs. They'll have some stables or something.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Just a corral in the parking lot where you take off your shirt. And get your disposable bra. It would be... Yeah, there's a bin take off your shirt. And get your disposable bra. There's a bin you drop your shirt off and pick your bra up. It's the three sharks hearing this idea. It's the three sharks hearing this idea going, what the fuck? Fuck no. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:39:58 And Jack from Jack in the Box going, sold, sold, sold. Let's do it today. Jack from Jack in the Box, he turns around and he's sipping on his silly straw that would work great I'll have to book a meeting
Starting point is 00:40:10 with Connor and Jack from Jack in the Box oh man well you know what's great about this too you don't even have to tell your brother anything
Starting point is 00:40:17 just play him this episode yeah because the whole episode is us talking about his fucking insane idea I don't think he's ever I don't think he knows what I do as a job
Starting point is 00:40:24 honestly right that's why we're saying, I'm just going to send him a link to this episode and be like, you just got to hear it. Yeah, just shove it down his throat and say, look what I did for you. Do you know how many millions in advertising we just gave for free?
Starting point is 00:40:38 Oh, fuck, dude. If you are a listener of this podcast and you would eat at the feeding trough, can you leave a comment and let us know? Please let us know if you're ready to eat. We're trying to collect some preliminary data on our customers. We need to show Jack in the Box and Mark Cuban our prelim data on who the fuck wants to do this. Also let us know if you prefer disposable gown or bra.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Did not give an option of whether you want to take your shirt off or not that's happening some things are up for debate it's not it's not locked in yet but some things are just to get in the door that is a deal you can't be wearing a shirt you can this business is not opening without some restrictions in place oh my god uh Jordan, let's learn about the food. I'm losing it. I'm like sweating. I'm fucking losing my mind. Bacon makes everything better and it's the perfect savory, crunchy compliment to sweet and creamy peanut butter.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Debatable. Sonic is bringing this combination fans didn't even know they needed to its iconic cheeseburger lineup. They didn't know when they found out they were pissed they're adding it to its iconic cheeseburger lineup with the peanut butter bacon supersonic double cheeseburger with two 100 pure beef patties layered with creamy peanut butter crispy bacon grilled onions and melty cheese on a toasted bakery bun so we got the single.
Starting point is 00:42:05 We didn't get the double. I can't even imagine. What a mess that would have been. Yeah. Imagine that smell. Michael would have gone to Vince Young's. I would have gone to Vince Young's. It just would have been a less enjoyable experience.
Starting point is 00:42:19 The peanut butter bacon shake. For guests craving a sweet and savory dessert that is sure to be the highlight of your week, the new peanut butter bacon shake mixes peanut butter and crispy bacon with vanilla soft serve and adds whipped topping and a cherry for the perfect balance of flavors in every sip. Jordan, again, debatable. So let me say, if you just got paroled after 20 years in prison and you went to Sonic, it could be the highlight of your week. If you just woke up from a coma and someone gave you Sonic, it's probably going to be the highlight. If you were driving home from your second Chuck E. Cheese and got hit by a car and then went straight to Sonic, it could be the highlight of your week.
Starting point is 00:43:02 Most eventful day of everyone's life. Straight to Sonic. It could be the highlight of your week. Most eventful day of everyone's life. There was so much bacon inside of the shake. Dude. Where we started eating. So I tried drinking it through the straw.
Starting point is 00:43:17 And there were bacon bits. And it was so fucking thick. It was so thick. And then I found out all the peanut butter was at the bottom like a full inch of peanut butter was at the bottom and bacon bits were throughout and we had a whole debate about bacon bits uh that some people defended a little bit more than others uh as well as they defended some queso situational there there were situational pieces of bacon so we had like a piece of bacon on top to be like oh look it's bacon it looked like a little garnish there were pieces of bacon. So we had like a piece of bacon on top to be like, oh look, it's bacon. It looked like a little garnish.
Starting point is 00:43:45 There were pieces of bacon so fucking big in this shake. You never ever would have gotten it through the straw. There might have been more bacon in the shake than on the burger. Yes. If not more, the same.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Which is crazy. And pieces that were so big that came through the straw that I had to chew and was not pleasant. No. Did not enjoy that. When everyone started drinking it and the bacon wasn't coming through, it not pleasant. Did not enjoy that. When everyone started drinking it
Starting point is 00:44:06 and the bacon wasn't coming through, it was fine because it was peanut butter. Let me tell you the sound everyone started drinking it. Uh-huh. Yep. Everyone is doing that in the concert. And then you immediately get the bacon coming through the straw,
Starting point is 00:44:19 and it is like, man, it's like vile. It is so... It is. It needed to be candied somehow or something, but it's like vile. It is so. It is. It needed to be candied somehow or something. But it's just literally bacon. It's bacon. It's so bad. It's just bad Sonic bacon. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:44:33 It's like soggy. It's not like just made on your home skillet. No, no. A little crispy. This is microwave bacon. Yeah, it's bad bacon. Yeah. Bad bacon.
Starting point is 00:44:42 In a shake that we drank. Absolutely disgusting. Hey, there's press bacon. Yeah. Bad bacon. In a shake that we drank. Absolutely disgusting. Hey, there's press material. Oh. The feeding trough is a brand new... High concept press trough. We'll re-invite you. No, not even...
Starting point is 00:44:59 It's a experience. I was going to get there. It is not even a press trough. I was going to say there. All right, we'll get AI to work on it or something. Oh, cool. Perfect. Peanut butter and bacon is not a combination you'd expect on a cheeseburger.
Starting point is 00:45:12 And you definitely wouldn't think to combine these flavors into a shake. But at Sonic, we ignore what everyone else considers normal to deliver innovation that will make guests shout, Hell yeah, Sonic! Whoa. What? Said Mackenzie Gibson, vice president of culinary and menu innovation at Sonic, this is the best quote I have read on this show.
Starting point is 00:45:36 Hell yeah! Hell yeah, Sonic! That's not what we shouted. The hedgehog? Oh, no. Hell yeah, Sonic Burger. Okay. We ignore what everyone else thinks hey did you think
Starting point is 00:45:48 this is a bad idea why don't you go fuck yourself hell yeah sonic and that's not all quote we did it once with the pickle juice slush and we're doing it again with this latest this seems weird but i have to try it combination that you can experience either on a cheeseburger or in a shake. I appreciate they just come out and say it. Like, this isn't good at all. It's just, whoa, that's weird. Safety measures won't stop us. We're not like everyone else.
Starting point is 00:46:16 I'm going to take my submersible right down to the Titanic. No problem. No problem. It really is a situation of like asking why and they just chose not to. Their two plus two is four but we don't follow the rules. Hell yeah, Sonic. Feed me
Starting point is 00:46:34 shit. What the fuck? Sometimes it's good to listen to the majority. Sometimes. When everyone's just going, but this is bad, though. They're also talking about peanut butter and bacon as this nobody's ever thought of this. Elvis.
Starting point is 00:46:51 Elvis. We also had it at Nick's restaurant or whatever. Nick's Cafe. That place closed down, too. Rest in peace, Nick, probably. But there was that one time he brought Lisa Murray to the airport as well. He chased down the plane. He was hanging on the wing.
Starting point is 00:47:10 He was holding the sandwich. Wrapped in saran wrap. Tom Cruise style. Yeah. Dude, if Tom Cruise Mission Impossible style was on the outside of a plane and the outside of the plane door just flew off, that'd be so convenient for him to climb inside that would be that he should just he's like planting the c4 and he's like oh shit and just kind of climbs inside he should just try to get
Starting point is 00:47:30 on commercial airliners yeah and then he's like all right you're not gonna like this but next i have to disable your fuselage oh it just fell out i gotta loosen these bolts oh well shit well what am i even here for all right now i need the autopilot to gradually force the plane it's already doing wow do you know how to turn this you don't know how to turn this off oh this is all shit. Well, what am I even here for? All right, now I need the autopilot to gradually force the plane down. It's already doing it. Do you know how to turn this? You don't know how to turn this off. Oh, this is great. I'll just leave.
Starting point is 00:47:51 You guys got this. My work here is done. He's got a parachute. That's dead reckoning part two. Whoa. Get reckoned. Get reckoned. I heard that Joe Biden saw that movie and it felt like we had to do something about AI.
Starting point is 00:48:02 Yeah, you think? That's what happened? No, that's what I heard. Oh, okay. Like, legitimately that he watched the movie and he went, he got to do something about AI. Yeah, you think? No, that's what I heard. Legitimately that he watched the movie and he got to do something. Your friend that knows Joe Biden told you. I was hanging out with Joe the other day. Is that what you meant when you said Joe?
Starting point is 00:48:14 I thought you were talking about a different Joe. I was telling Joe about the peanut butter. I was telling Joe about the feeding trough. And he was like, we have to do something about AI. We have to get it working on this idea. Fire up the dead reckoning machine. That's what blew the door off the plane. We have to do something about AI.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Dude, dude, any of like the like the just insane uh political like ai shit is insane like like the like the weird mashups of like trump dancing with obama and biden's there and the like lady gaga will be in it like it's absolutely brain melting that is why ai exists and i'm all for it i did look at it and go, this is our president? What's going on here? Like when the Pope was wearing that jacket. Yeah, I couldn't believe he did that. I couldn't believe he did that.
Starting point is 00:49:15 And he was all different colored. His face was like mermaid colored. I can't believe he did that for real. He had seven fingers on one hand. It's okay. It's from God. all of the words everywhere were non-letters did you see did you fool anyone did you see waycom the company that makes uh tablets that artists draw on um announced like uh the new like version of products for the year. And they used AI generated art. Did they really?
Starting point is 00:49:47 Can you imagine a dumber use of it? It's like, yeah, we, uh, this'll put us out of business. God, no kidding.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Hey, everyone who buys this, they hate AI, right? Yeah. Okay. So I got an idea for a marketing campaign. Right.
Starting point is 00:49:59 We're going to use AI. You can tell just by looking at it, it's like a dragon and like, none of the like wings or anything line up. It's the same problems with hands and stuff that every AI generating image thing has. Jesus Christ. And if AI took everyone's jobs, Wacom would have nobody to sell tablets to. That's right.
Starting point is 00:50:19 We've got to put all these artists out of business. But you worry about that later, not now, bro. Yeah, you save 50 bucks now. I found what I was looking for, by the way. Hang on, just watch. Is that the president? Oh, my God. What's the president doing?
Starting point is 00:50:30 She's dead. What's the queen doing? She's back. Whoa. It's Winnie the Pooh. Is this real? What's Judge Andredo doing? Why is our president doing that?
Starting point is 00:50:40 No. Joe. I thought Boris Johnson was out. What's he doing back? He's back. I knew Obama was pulling the strings. Yes, it was Lady Gaga. She's hanging out with Joe?
Starting point is 00:50:52 And Angela Merkel? I can't believe how real that was. What the fuck? I like they all started when he cracks open a beer, but the beer doesn't open. His finger imitates opening a can, but the can doesn't open. It's so fucking cool.
Starting point is 00:51:07 That right there is AI in its current state in a nutshell. This is where it needs to stay. I welcome it forever in that form. Yeah, it's fucking, it's my parents going look, I put my face on a jib jab and it's dancing around. We had that before. Sam Altman. It's the fucking same thing.
Starting point is 00:51:23 You guys went to jibjab.com? No, you guys know about jibjab? jibjab.com. I remember seeing jibjab on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Look at this thing we made. Wow, it's just crazy. Wow, it's incredible. Kevin, you see this?
Starting point is 00:51:42 Oh, Jay. Hey, what do you guys think about uh sonic burger peanut butter bacon horrific no we gotta get we gotta get to the thing we have not been talking about with this it did not have peanut butter okay okay absolutely no i looked in the car and i went there's have peanut butter on it. Absolutely no peanut butter. I looked in the car, and I went, there's no peanut butter. That's in the back. And everyone was like, yes, there is. Yes, there is. And we were like, okay. I keep saying it.
Starting point is 00:52:07 I keep saying it. There was some peanut butter. We get here, open it again. No peanut butter. There's peanut butter. I've eaten the whole burger. There's no peanut butter on it. There's peanut butter.
Starting point is 00:52:13 Absolutely no peanut butter. They didn't put peanut butter on the burger. I even was like, maybe I can trick myself into thinking there's peanut butter on this, and I couldn't do that. I know what peanut butter tastes like. You do? Also, we just ate the shake with peanut butter. That flavor did not exist in the burger,
Starting point is 00:52:29 and it's not an overwhelming combination of flavors. Like, I just can't find the notes of peanut butter. This burger sucks, and there's no peanut butter. And Aaron just kept going, yeah, it's there. Look, it's there. It's there. It's just like grease and wet and yellow and brown. Yeah, you know, peanut butter. Dude, that's Sonic is what that there. It's just like grease and wet and yellow and brown. Yeah, you know, peanut butter.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Dude, that's Sonic is what that is. There's no way. They didn't put it in there. Hell yeah, Sonic. Hell yeah. He did give us a number three or whatever it was. It's true. 100% just a regular bacon cheeseburger.
Starting point is 00:53:01 I'm a little disappointed because I wanted to try how bad it was going to be It's so weird you have to try it No you don't I just got a bad burger instead I wanted a worse one It having onions was weird Dude there were so many onions on mine There were a lot of onions
Starting point is 00:53:18 I had to stop eating it I stopped eating it because it was so bad There were many reasons to stop I was just waiting for the peanut butter. I was like, one more bite. I think I'm getting real close to just calling no more burgers at Sonic. I don't care. I don't care what the promotion is.
Starting point is 00:53:33 Not throwing Sonic as the hole in the hole. No, but a burger. A burger band. It sucks every single time. No, the last time you guys gave it a 65.5. 2021 was a different year. That's before everything started crashing. You know what that is with jamflation?
Starting point is 00:53:47 Yeah, exactly, dude. Exactly. We're about to find out. Numbers don't go that low. That's why Joe was talking to us originally. He needed to talk to us about jamflation. It sucked. It sucked. The burger's a piece of shit. We say that every time and we didn't even get anything different. It's just a shitty burger. We always say it's shitty.
Starting point is 00:54:03 And then the shake wasn't mixed at all. It was not mixed. And not mixed in any way. Eric showed the bottom of his shake to us. The pretzel was good and I didn't get tots. Yep. It was solid peanut butter at the bottom of the shake. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:15 The tots are not my fault. I mean, it's your fault. You ate them all. They were right there on the table. She's still pointing at his phone. I can't get to it. They were right here, right next She's still pointing at his phone I can't get to it They were right here, right next to these mousetraps That I sat down in front of me
Starting point is 00:54:30 But instead of cheese I put razor blades on them For some reason Also, you could have asked for one I couldn't have! I wasn't in the room! Oh, then you should have stayed That's what fault. Yeah. That's what you get for having kids, really.
Starting point is 00:54:48 Yeah, that's what you get for having kids. I ran out there and I said, there better be cheesy tots waiting for me when I get back. I'm going to run right back in, make a short detour to the other room, do 20 pull-ups, run right back. That's why you were out of breath. I honestly didn't even think about it. I forgot.
Starting point is 00:55:00 So it is still your fault. It is my fault that I didn't get the cheesy bites. I bet if you hadn't have done 20 pull-ups, there would have at least been one or two. There were none. There were none left. My watch just gave me a loud environment. 90 decibels.
Starting point is 00:55:12 I only get this when I'm at the Austin FC game or when we're doing a podcast. We're screaming at each other. Oh, fuck. Well, I mean, it was terrible. Jordan? I agree. It was terrible Jordan? I agree It was terrible
Starting point is 00:55:25 We had guesses in the car during the ride along They were not good guesses They were shockingly high Mine was presupposing there would be peanut butter on mine That shake was ruined by the bacon Remember a couple episodes ago We were like, I can't believe the winning streak
Starting point is 00:55:44 And we are now in the losing streak. I think this is like three in a row, yeah. This is dog shit. It's hard not to give it anything other than an eight. Wow! The eight carries with it how
Starting point is 00:55:59 bad the burger was, how big my disappointment is in not getting a worse one, and how ruined the shake the burger was, how big my disappointment is in not getting a worse one. And how ruined the shake is by the bacon. Good shake without it. I would drink that shake without bacon in it. You wouldn't drink it, but you'd eat it. You would chew on the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:56:16 I would wait for it to melt. Nick sucked his dry. Yeah. He showed all the peanut butter at the bottom of it. He scraped it out. I think it's really, what you're saying is really interesting. If it was a worse burger, it would have gotten a higher score. Because it didn't even live up to being like
Starting point is 00:56:33 crazy donuts. It didn't once make me yell, hell yeah, Sonic. Give us what McKenzie said, her name. Yeah. McKenzie Gibson. God damn you. Hell yeah, Sonic. Hell no her name? Yeah. I can't find it. Mackenzie Gibson. God damn you. So eight. Hell yeah, Sonic. Hell no, Sonic.
Starting point is 00:56:48 Whoa. Yeah, dude. We got to start really just like, it's not even teaching them a lesson. It's being fair. Like we got to stop letting them skate by. I'm looking at a 65 and it makes me sick to my stomach. Right. I got to hit him with a 13.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Wow. No. 12.7. What? Yeah, stomach. Right. I gotta hit him with a 13. Wow. No. 12.7. What? Yeah, 12.7. That's better. What's the.34? It's to make his heart just harder to do. Yeah, it did it. 10.35 is the score. Cool. That's what it was for.
Starting point is 00:57:17 What a unique score. 10.35? I would have hated that 100 episodes ago. That's true. Now the scale's on 1,000. Jesus Christ. Sometimes you get worn down and you stop caring. Do not. When you get worn down, now that was a phase.
Starting point is 00:57:33 You got worn down and stopped caring, but then you got up, and now it's part of the fun. Yeah, exactly. It was like, I don't even care anymore. And then you finally came around to looking at him and how he gets upset, and it looks like he went to the salon too today. That's great. You got a different haircut. It's terrible.
Starting point is 00:57:50 It's terrible. Okay, are we at the section? Oh, we're doing snacks. Yeah, well, I mean, we're like out of time. We need to just get to get to business. So is this where we talk about that we're definitely doing Jamsgiving on the 26th? So Face Jamuary is coming. Your whole reputation is riding on this.
Starting point is 00:58:06 Every Friday in January, we're releasing a new video from behind the first paywall. Yeah. Uh-huh. Hey. Uh-huh. I'm out of town on the 25th. Oh, dude, we can't do it.
Starting point is 00:58:16 I'm out of town on the 25th. I'm getting serious. Hey, you know what? Hey, dude, you know what? Honestly, because we're such good friends, I'm going to let it slide. I'm going to let this one. You're going to let it slide. I'm going to let this one, I'm going to let this one go.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Even though Eric had done all the rest of the work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't even worry. Oh my gosh. What are we going to do? We'll have to,
Starting point is 00:58:33 honestly, guys, we'll have to move the day. so jams giving will be our culmination of January. When will it be? Find out soon. As we move the day. Don't do the next week either. because February 1st, which is Thursday,
Starting point is 00:58:47 I have jury duty. Oh, my God. There's a typo here. I could try and stream from the courthouse on Friday if I get selected. You misspelled Eric on this line. No, it's no. It says Jordan called this shot too early. Jordan, maybe you put your reputation on the line a little bit too soon,
Starting point is 00:59:04 but that's okay because Jamsgiving is coming and we're gonna let Michael slide on this one because we're such good friends. Thanks, man. We had a discussion earlier before you got here where I asked Eric, how's that going? And he was like, well, it's funny you should ask. Have you guys heard of Stinky Wary?
Starting point is 00:59:22 So you go to FaceJamPod.com and sign up at facejam pod.com they're doing an eight hour stream on the 26th and then yeah they're starting at 8 a.m and ending at five i think and uh i told eric was like five o'clock's around dinner time we could do jams giving then and then we were trying to like troubleshoot it and like we might be able to pull it off and i was like hold on why would we make Fisher and everyone stay for this? That is first. And then secondarily, I was like, also, you called your shot.
Starting point is 00:59:52 No, no. And then what happened is. It's way funnier if we don't do it on the 26th. Yeah, I'll be in the Big Apple. Whoa, Chicago. Yeah. Yeah. Inside the beam. Nice. I thought that was an apple. Whoa, Chicago. Yeah. Inside the bean.
Starting point is 01:00:05 Nice. I thought that was an apple. Go watch this. If you thought this episode fucking sucked ass, go to facejampod.com slash first. This is a great plug. If you thought what we gave you for free fucking sucked, go pay us. Because that's the episode.
Starting point is 01:00:21 Watch the real episode. Although we didn't have the feeding trough in there. No, that's true. That saved it. That really the episode. That's the episode. Watch the real episode. Although we didn't have the feeding trough in there. No, that's true. That saved it. That really carried the thing. Thank you for listening to this episode of the feeding trough. Hey, but vinyl monkey toys that we showed off during our Spittin' Silly, I think those are going on sale on the 26th.
Starting point is 01:00:38 No matter what. Well, I don't know about that. No matter what the cost. Are we willing to stick our reputation on the line? We're going to put our disposable sports bras on the line. To dry. Right. To deteriorate.
Starting point is 01:00:51 Monkey Mouse stuff is still up. Grab a certified jammer shirt, and you can follow us at FaceJamPod on Instagram and on Twitter. Follow us on YouTube. We were going to start a TikTok, but then Jordan said we already had one, but then he couldn't find it. It's like gone.
Starting point is 01:01:05 I guess we'll have to start a TikTok. I swear to God we already had one, but then he couldn't find it. It's like gone. I guess we'll have to start a TikTok. I swear to God. I swear to God we had one. I have a login. I have to run it. I don't want to do it. I have a login for LastPass for Face Jam Pod. Really?
Starting point is 01:01:13 Yeah. But it doesn't log in. So am I being gaslit by myself? Yeah. Someone planted that in there, I think. Is this an inception thing? Maybe you were like, this will be the password when I make it. And you just forgot.
Starting point is 01:01:24 Yep. Yeah. Think about it. I were like, this will be the password when I make it, and you just forgot. Yep. Yeah. Think about it. Hey, Nick will help. He loves editing. All right, that's it. That's it for business. All right, we're out of here.
Starting point is 01:01:35 Thank you so much for listening. Rate and subscribe and tell a friend about this show where we eat the food and rate the food, and maybe we'll take our shirts off next time. Maybe. Bye, Connor. The feeding trough is now closed.

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