100% Eat - Spittin Silly - Eric’s Betrayal

Episode Date: November 28, 2023

Graysie. Strikes. Again. Eric, hater of sour candy and pickles, will pay for his hammering of Graysie on the last Spittin Silly and be forced to face some of his biggest food fears. That'll teach him to encourage her to "flex her producer power." Sponsored by Misty Mountain Gaming (https://mistymountaingaming.com code FACEJAM), DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Where anything can happen Including going off the rails I'm your host Jordan swears alongside my co-host Michael Jones Michael are you excited for the Zelda movie? No I don't care at all We're dating the hell out of this that's fun I was waiting for you to say That's cool. I was waiting

for you to say, how are you? And I was gonna say, I'm feeling a little bit sweet and a lot a bit sour. Why would you say that? Because that's like the mood I'm in. Oh, okay. Yeah. I'm sour on the Zelda movie. Are there deets about it? That's my biggest qualm.

It's never gonna be good, right? Especially if it's gonna be in live action. Well, isn't like the guy who wrote it is like not, or the guy who's writing it is like not. He hates video games probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He hates video games. And he loved the Halo series and wants to do everything that they did right.

Probably. This is why like I couldn't care less until it's in front of me. And then if I like it, I'll be like, well, that's cool. Machine Gun Kelly wants the lead role. Oh my God. That's the headline. Please do it. More?

Please do it. Machine Gun Kelly was at the Brazil Grand Prix for Formula One. And before the race starts, they do a grid walk with this commentator guy. And whenever he encounters

a very famous person, it's always awkward. He famously got like rebuffed by Megan Thee Stallion, like muscled out by her security. And he was like fighting them. But he was talking to Machine Gun Kelly. Did he win? No, he's a very old British man. So I don't think he stood much of a chance.

But he walked up to Machine Gun Kelly and didn't really know what to ask him because he's an old British man. And he's just like, what's going on in your career these days and Machine Gun Kelly who also appears to be tripping on something goes I don't really think about my career that often and he goes okay and then I don't know who offers it but

somebody starts saying play air guitar I don't know if it was I don't know if it was I don't know if it was What the fuck? Machine Gun Kelly or the old guy? I don't know who started it but it eventually turned into

play air piano and Machine Gun Kelly's just like yeah come on play air piano and he starts playing air guitar and Martin Brundle the British guy just won't do it and it's a very awkward situation. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

So that's what I know about Machine Gun Kelly. Cool. A.K.A. Link. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope he likes going, yeah.

Yep. This guy, Avi Arad, who they're tapping to potentially produce and all that stuff. Here's what he's produced recently. Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse. Great animated movie. Morbius. Trouble. Don't stop me. They brought it back.

Don't stop me. In the theaters. Uncharted. They got it together in the last 10 minutes. That was the movie where I saw it with Michael and when they showed the voice actor for Nathan Drake loudly in the theater, he just... And by the way, it was Alamo and I knew I could get in trouble, but I had to do it.

He elbowed me, he goes, Hey, that's the voice actor for Nathan Drake. Fuck. It was so, but honestly, that movie sucked. And that was so fucking funny. If they threw you out, they'd be doing you a favor. That's the only thing that I remember from that movie. Remember the part, I remember this.

Remember the part in the movie where they did the national treasure thing where they were like, we got gotta go into this place and find this secret rod and go into this ancient tomb. And it's like, whoa, people haven't been here in a million years. And then as they did that, Sully was up top, and then they met looking down into a sewer.

Yes, and it was just through a sewer grate. And he looked down a sewer grate, and they look up, and I'm like, wait. So they could have got where they went, though, by just starting there and just walk. It was like, in 10,000 years, this hasn't been opened. They're like, hey, what's up? Yep. Isn't that also in like the last crusade where they go into these catacombs underneath the library and then they come out of a sewer?

Oh, don't worry. So much of Uncharted is from Indiana Jones. They got it at the end though. Yeah. Yeah. So good don't worry. So much of Uncharted is from Indiana Jones. They got it at the end, though. Yeah, so good at the end. I mean, when Mark Wahlberg has a mustache. You waited the whole movie. He became slowly. Yeah, it was like you're waiting.

You're watching the movie going, the character that I know. Oh, he's not being that. In the video game, he has a mustache. That's it. Oh my god. So yeah, I can't wait to see the movie. I may have also said, whoa! Oh, definitely made a Crash Bandicoot. You see a Crash Bandicoot game or something.

There's a naughty dog. So at one point, there's a suitcase and it says Naughty Dog on it, and Michael just went, whoa! Sounds like a lot of your memories of the movie have to do with Michael. Well, it was a lot of fun seeing it with Michael, and the movie sucked, so I don't remember any of the movie. to do with Michael. Well, it was a lot of fun seeing it with Michael and the movie sucked, so I don't remember any of the movie. Again,

Alamo. I don't ever want to complain. I went, I'm going for it. Yep. It was very funny. Hey, we're doing food court. Oh shit, are we? About five minutes in. We're not doing food court? Nope. What did I say to you yesterday? What? What did I say to you when I saw you outside yesterday?

That you were going to get me or something? I said you're going to get it tomorrow. Why? What am I getting? I thought you were getting it right now. You thought wrong. I thought we got him last time. Yeah, you thought wrong. Gracie? What the fuck is this? Why did Gracie pick up a bag? Yeah. Why did she pick up a bag, Eric? What is it? What could

it be? I don't know. What is it? Gracie, tell him what it is before you get to the contents. Oh, okay. Tell him what it really is. It's another betrayal of Eric. No! October 17th, 1.48pm. What is this?

Feeling like it's time we betray Eric again. Yup. Thinking the same thing. Yeah, we sat on this one. Who said it's time to betray me? What the fuck? Yeah, we sat on this one. Who said it's time to betray me? That was Gracie. What the fuck? Yeah. Michael, go on.

What the fuck? And then she offered this. Object one. The extreme sour mix. No! Oh, yes. There are about eight different sour candies in here. Candy time. Oh, that one just says toxic waste. Oh, but that There are about eight different sour candies in here.

Candy time. That one just says toxic way. Don't you like candy? That's not all. What a sour puss. I've also brought you. This sucks. I think the greatest thing this world has ever seen.

So you know you're going to like it too. Yeah. A Warheads pickle. Yeah. I won't eat that. I can do's pickle. I won't eat that. I can do the rest. I can stomach the rest. That made me gag just now.

Reflexively gag. You want to hold it? He did do a gag reflex. If he really can't do it, don't worry. I'll do it next to him. I really can't. Do it close to him. I'll leave. I have to leave.

I can't. He closed his laptop. If you open that in here, I have to go. It made me rash. It made me rash. Eric's eyes are watering. Guys, are we bullying him? His ears are burning because we were talking about it.

Okay, good. I just wanted to make sure. Oh, yeah. We've been marinating on this for three weeks. What the fuck? Yeah. It feels good. He had good instincts. It feels good. I just wanted to make sure. Oh, yeah. We've been marinating on this for three weeks. What the fuck? Yeah. It feels good. She had good instincts.

It feels good. Yeah. She knew when the time was right to strike. Any time. This sucks. I believe I said he might die, but that's a risk I'm willing for him to take. Thanks, man. Appreciate it.

I was in your wedding? All right, cool. Right on. October 27th, the goods have arrived. No! October 28th, Michael, let's get this motherfucker. This

sucks shit. Three days later, out of nowhere, Nick, no mercy. What the fuck? What the fuck? Fuck! And then today, coordinating, which was my favorite part um oh this this was great this is great you thought the last episode was good already so we're talking about like when do we bust this out uh-huh nick says i think the move might be the second episode especially if there's a meal for the first one. This is bullshit.

Michael, Nick doesn't want to fuck up his free food. That's absolutely true. Yep, you're right. And then I said, let's ask Eric what the rundown is. If we're doing a food court first, let's get that out of the way. We're doing a food court second. Nick said, let him believe everything is normal. And I said, exactly.

And then when the second episode is Eric phoning it in with a half-baked idea we can sour on him this sucks ass it gets even better because as we're talking about this you start slacking us in face jam two hours later we got a spit and silly block today

food court is all we have planned right now we can free wheel one again in a little bit. That was fun. Anything you guys want to do. And then I slagged the group and said, what did I fucking say? Oh, this is fucked. This is so fucked. Usually, like, and I'm glad we can.

It works so well. I'm glad we really didn't have to do anything. Because that's where most of the fun is, is just talking about the plan. This is bullshit. This sucks. Yeah. I love it. What, you don't like candy?

Then it was like, then it was me going, oh, I guess we could eat Whataburger. And you're like, yeah, good idea. Then back in the other channel, we got this. We're going to eat eat Whataburger. And you're like, yeah, good idea. Then back in the other channel, we got this. We're going to eat the Whataburger. Denny's going to think he's going to do it in the next episode. And then Gracie's going to slam it. Jesus Christ. What did you order? What is this? That just says toxic waste.

Yeah, it's for you. It's just a brain test. Yeah, it's for you. We'll all have it. We all get to try it. And we each get a flavor of sour spray. You know when you want the sour spray. Oh, I remember. You know when you want the sour without the food? I remember the sour spray. Someone needs to be taking pictures of him.

Oh, these are called crybaby tears. Crybaby tears? I hope you do cry. I'm not going to be able to eat this. He's thinking about getting sad. Here's some Warheads hard candy. Oh, I hate Warheads so much. I think that's where this started.

It started somewhere around Warheads. They just taste like vomit. No, they don't. It's because you're vomiting. That's why it tastes like that. Hold it down. Hold it down. Where do you want to start?

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legal.ca.pru disclaimer for info on Kraken's undertaking to register in Canada. Where should we start? Someone tell me. Let's start with toxic waste. Okay. I feel like the war war is going to be the easiest but let's try that one

That is the easiest My tolerance for this is zero I know We can tell We can skip to the pickle if you want it

No I can't do the pickle You're in here We're going to lose him at the pickle I'll throw up Let's make sure we get enough footage first If we do the pickle

we have to film a video of it somewhere else with other people because it can't be in here because I won't be able to do it it's just we get the ground yeah yeah we'll go to them go to gremlin pit yeah I to be honest wasn't looking at you it's grape strawberry nuclear fusion flavor cool banana banana blueberry Wow. Banana blueberry. Classically sour. I have an orange apple.

The best combination. That's why I said I was sour when we started. Oh, that's why. Oh, I get it now. Yeah. Yeah, this sucks. It was all in front of you, Sherlock. He gave you all the clues, Mr. Policeman.

We were all Moriarty. I'm more of an Enola Holmes. Let's see how this is. Did Warheads used to have dust as a kid? I feel like they did, but maybe I'm just wrong. Oh, that makes sense then. They did have dust though. Like powder on them.

It gets worse, dude. Keep it in your mouth. Oh, no. He's the guy that takes the pictures. Get him. Get him. It's really sour. He's not wrong. It's really sour. He's the pictures. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. It's really sour.

He's not wrong. It's really sour. He's pretty strong. And he spit it out. It tastes more like banana than blueberry. Oh, it's like vomit. Why is your vomit sour? It's like bile.

That's your bile coming up in your own mouth, I think. Yeah, drink that Steez. Mine's very grapey. I like it. This is mine. It's very orangey. I made it. I'm over it.

Oh, I hit blueberry. Yeah, the blueberry's at the back. It's all banana at the front. I like, um, the thing I like about these sour candies is that, like, once you get over, like, the coating, and then there's a sweet candy, and then you take a bite of it, it's a little sour again in the middle.

I've never gotten that far in my life. You're missing out, man. I don't want... Are you take a bite of it and it's a little sour again in the middle. I've never gotten that far in my life. You're missing out, man. I don't want... Are you changed now? Maybe you like it. No, I fucking hate it. I spit it out.

It's gross. Oh, you're adapting. But not overcoming. Right. This is just step one. You're like Darwin. I adapt. Dead. this is just step one you're like Darwin I adapt dead

wait what oh this is gross toxic waste it I hate it what a ride I need you to know like I've never ever ever

liked sour stuff in my life we do know why do you think she did it when I was a kid I thought you to know, like, I've never, ever, ever liked sour stuff in my life. We do know. Why do you think she did it? When I was a kid. I didn't buy it because I thought you liked it. Dude, thanks. I'll be honest, Eric.

We're too old to have actually done, like. Yeah. Like, I'm too old with you to go, man, he really doesn't like it. And Gracie's like, yeah. And I was like, I don't want to tell her no. I remember in, like, fourth grade where kids were getting warheads and bringing them to school. And like, yeah, well, and I remember trying one for the first time and spitting it out. Wow.

And just going like, what the fuck is this? And they're like, this isn't even that sour. I don't understand. It's so interesting how like hypersensitive your tongue is to it. But like, he's not wrong. It's fucking sour. It's sour. I just can't do sour. It's not apparently sour. No, he's not wrong. It's fucking sour. It's sour, but, like... I just can't do sour.

It's not invariably sour. No, it's not. It's disgusting. But, like... It's not over yet. Gracie can't taste hot. Thanks. So that's normal either.

It's not over yet. Yeah, Lucas. I remember Lucas. Who's Lucas? Lucas was, like... Who is he? It's, like, a powder candy. It comes in a little push-top thing sometimes.

Yeah, and then there was Raven's Revenge was like a different powder candy. Really? You guys didn't have that? It's mostly a Mexican candy. Yeah. Lucas was like a Mexican candy. And then Raven's, I remember Raven's Revenge was the other one that like I couldn't do because it was like, oh, you get like sour or whatever.

But you could like layer the flavors and make it cool in like a tube. I've never seen that. Oh, wait. I do remember this. Yeah. Nick said don't snort it. Yeah. That cool in like a tube. I've never seen that. Oh wait, I do remember this! Yeah. Nick said don't snort it. Yeah. That shit is basically just sugar.

It's just sugar. And it's fun colored sugar. Yeah, and it's flavored. What's the one called with the chalk stick? What's that one? Fun Dip. Fun Dip, yeah. You got your Fun Dip, you got your pixie sticks, yeah.

Fun Dip was the shit. Dude, yeah. Fun Dip was good. Just thinking about it hurts my teeth. And then when you have just the chalky stick at the end, you're just like, oh it's the best. Dude, yeah. Just thinking about it hurts my teeth. And then when you have just the chalky stick at the end, you're just like, oh, it's the best. I love that. I throw it away. You're crazy! That was like, once you reach

that point, you had gone to the really tart powder. It's the vessel for the powder. But then it's the final treat. It doesn't taste like anything. Also, that's the part I'm talking about hurt my teeth. It's the best part, eating this rock my teeth. It's the best part. Eating this rock. Exactly.

It's like a big old Smartie. It's like kids that don't suck rock candy at all. Yeah. They just open it, crunch, and you're like, oh my God. What is this? Okay. These are called crybaby tears. Kind of like, okay.

That's enough. Kind of like what you're doing with all these. Give some to Michael. Here, I'll give a couple to Michael. Here, you can have three. I'm going to go with the purple. Ah, green. Fuck.

You can have yellow. No. going to go with the purple. Ah, green. Fuck. You can have yellow. No. Don't put it in your nose. I've actually had these many times before. Ooh, that's good. It's sweet. It's kind of familiar. Yeah, it's more sweet than sour.

He likes it. Look, he loves it. It's kind of like a pez. This is the happiest he's looked all episode. It really is. It's sweet, so I want to keep eating it, but then it gets sour and I don't like it.

No. You all right? No. You're doing a Robert De Niro impression. Call someone at their grandmother's funeral. Okay, what if you chew on it? Good? Activated. Eric, no likey.

It's so sour at the end. I love this. It's sweet. The sweetness really hangs out, and that's fine. But it has... The sour goes to the top of my... It does. It has an interesting sour. And it won't... Oh, I can't like unscrunch

Yeah, your face is doing some weird stuff So what do you give that one thumbs up thumbs down all thumbs down none of these are going to be thumbs up Hey toxic waste thumbs down Spray spray was even as I guess. I kind of want to watch you spray this on your teeth. Spray. Spray was, even as a kid, I'm like, insane. It's insane. Spray was so dumb. I want candy. I want a preference of watermelon and green apple.

None of them. None of them. Not a fucking flavor of nothing. No green apple. Okay, cool. Oh, the most sour. Yeah. My liege.

They use green apple and sour apple pretty interchangeably, but it's usually the same flavor. It's right in the air. He has to check it. It's not a cologne. There you go. You spray it, same flavor. He has to check it. It's not a cologne. You spray it, and then you walk your tongue into it. Oh, it's your card noir. Interesting.

Rub it on your wrist and then lick. Spray it directly. It looks like you're getting shocked This is what you spray On like This is what you This is what you spray on your couch To like make your dog stop doing

Like he's like oh he's like Oh I wish it's a good flavor No it's not It is not a good flavor Makes I wish it was something attached to it. No, it's not. It is not a good flavor. Makes me tingly. Ooh, watermelon. Watermelon's great. Let's trade. Green apple? Do you think that

tasted like apple? Yeah, green apple? Yeah, that tastes like a blow pop. What? Yeah. Does that not taste like a blow pop? Dude, your tongue is so blue. That has nothing to do with it. He's not eating it. Nick just sprayed it ten times on his tongue. I might as well try all of them.

The blue was really good. I thought the green was the least sour. I don't think any of them are very sour. Yeah, we know. When Eric's not looking, hit him in the eyes. Hit him in the eyes. You know, this is pretty good.

Right? The blue one's good. Let me get that blue one. You guys are at this real... You should be filming us. This is us. We're all handing around blasting our faces

with little warheads for sour sprays. We're having such a great time. Just friends hanging out and doing what they enjoy, having sour sprays. Keep going. Keep going?

Delicious. Purple hair, blue tongue. Yeah. My eyes are closed so tight because I'm afraid of spraying it in my eyes. I cannot eat this with open eyes. That's crazy. Thumbs down. These suck.

This is terrible. This one's good. Thumbs up. I like it. We're all having a lot of fun. Yeah. I think it goes blue, green, red for me. Red was...

Okay, what are these? We really are going to have to take... Like, the pickle can't be in here when we open it. We have to be out there. Hey, here's what the pickle... Here's what we'll do. We got 10 minutes left. Don't worry about it.

Because we'll film it, and we can put it on facejamppod.com. Oh, so you are going to eat it. I'm not. We're going to take it to fucking Larry, and he's going to go, Oh, great. Here's what we'll do. He's a little fucking snack gremlin. This is not a snack.

I agree. We'll put you in the viewing area, like where we watched Pasta Pete. Put him in one of those. You don't have to be in the room, but you can still be included. Put him in one of those phone booth things and wheel him in. If we're in that room over

there and I'm away from it, I can be in it. We're going to open it and he's going to be lingering half out the door. Yes. Oh, it's absolutely ready to run. Yeah.

All right. So Sour Pickle will be extra content. Yeah. That's going to subscribe today. It's so fucked. Oh, yeah.

Facejam pod dot com slash first is how you support us directly and to watch this stuff. You fucking freak. Damn, dude. Oh, OK. We'll go for the Warheads min stuff. You fucking freak. Damn, dude. We'll go for the Warheads minis. They're mini.

Oh, how cute. Take two. I only need one. Take two. You got three. Here. You can have these ones. Oh, I got good colors. He's only taking one.

He only took one. What? No. They're not a bite. They're a suck. You're not going to like it. Oh, boy. You're not going to like it.

Oh, boy. Hold. Hold. Oh, boy. You're not gonna like it. Oh, boy. Hold. Hold. Hold the wine. Oh, it's vile. Oh, my God. Involuntarily kicking the table is a new one. Was that just one?

Yeah. Oh, it tastes so bad! Oh, it's so fucking gross. It was- it's so sharp! It's like- it's like sucking on dimes! Like, what the fuck? You do that a lot? It's like- it's like touching a live wire with your tongue!

I've done that. It's like testing a battery! Oh, yeah. I've done that. It's like testing a battery. Oh, yeah. I've licked so many batteries. Another fun thing to do as a kid. It's charged, we know. What the fuck? How do you eat these?

With my teeth, and they're pretty good. I'm eating so many sour things that I'm going the like little bumps built up on your tongue that make your spit hurt. Truly like being a child again. Yeah. This is such a nice trip back down memory lane. I'm really glad I could share it with you guys. This is fucked.

What the fuck? If you thought that was fucked. The next thing is those but bigger. What? No! This is the thing that I had. The next thing is those, but bigger. What? No! This is the thing that I had. They're reggies.

This is the thing that I had that made me hate sour. Yeah. Yeah, but now I'll be recording the whole time. Now you're going to love it. I don't ever record. This is crazy. Let's give you green apple. Why? Black cherries?

All of them are bad. Black cherry is good. No, it's not. That's Jordan approved. I'll take a big. He said, are bad. Black cherry is good. No, it's not. That's Jordan approved. I'll take a big. He said, he said. Black cherry is good. Michael?

Yeah, I'll take whatever. Oh, naturally and artificially flavored. Oh, you don't say. Yeah, it's natural green. Yeah. Warning, eating multiple pieces within a short time period may cause a temporary irritation to sensitive tongues and mouths. It's certainly making you irritated. It's probably making your spit hurt.

Yeah, but fortunately, you haven't had any. Yeah, so... You had a mini. That's different. I cannot wait. Oh, it's good, Eric. Let's go.

No, it's not. It smells like a shoe. Pop that sucker in. I know, this sucks. This is awful. My teeth hurt. I know this sucks. This is awful. I almost got struck. I've just realized always having you guys in the striking distance puts me in the striking distance.

He started flailing. This looks truly terrible. Gracie did this. This was all her idea. She said, it's time for him to get betrayed again and did not ask for anything from us. She's like, I have everything planned. Can we do this? This sucks.

And I went, I'm too old for this, but you're not. It's like I was thinking more, Eric and I are at an age where it's like, yeah, just don't do things I don't like. Just don't do them. And he's doing all of them now. Oh, it doesn't stop tasting bad. Oh, it tastes so bad the whole time. How does anybody enjoy this? This or this?

I don't know if enjoy is the right word. This might get people into sour. It is a thing to do. Oh, yeah. I might start eating them again. I got to say, over the last 10 years of my life, though, and doing challenges and eating gummy bears and the like, and just, like, charities and whatnot, I'll take sour over spicy any day.

Oh, yeah. Okay? I'm not gonna, like, burn when I shit from these sour warheads. Or maybe I will. Nick sprayed 10 sprays of the sour spray on his tongue. I want more of the blue spray. More of the what? There you go. Blue spray. So I will say, on the tongue. I want more of the blue spray. More of the what?

There you go. Blue spray. So I will say on the level. Here we go. Pop a warhead and then spray it. I will say that the, you guys are freaks. The crybaby tears are the least sour. Thumbs up then? No.

Oh. No. Okay. No. Wait, did you try the spray? Oh, do you want a gumball, by the way? Yeah, he wants a gumball. I don't want that.

I just found these at the bottom of the bag. He's passing on the pickle. He's got to take everything else. I found them at the bottom of the bag. Oh, do you want a gumball? Oh, would you like a normal gumball? Sorry. And then also, would you hand me that can of potato chips that's not a bunch of snakes?

Extra sour crybaby bubble gum. I don't think it's going to be sour. Oh, it's coming. It's coming. Why would I listen to anything you would do? Why would you not

think it's sour? Something about a gum ball tells me it can't be sour. It can't be. They haven't figured it out yet. Yeah. The technology doesn't exist. This will be the last one

that I'm eating. This is the last of the bag. Until we force feed you a pick. I think I think this one's going to be a thumbs up. I can tell. This one can't be that bad.

That's a face. He's chewing it like a turtle eats a carrot. His hands like this. He does have like rat or T-Rex hands. You can do it. He's chewing it like... Littlefoot, where's your mom? Littlefoot.

When you put something temperature hot in your mouth, and you don't close your mouth all the way. Why does she enjoy this so much? We're here in office. I know. Eric's a great fantastic mom. It's nothing personal. It's nothing personal

it's all personal it's personally designed for him it's literally what he hates the most and we did it in secret without telling him it's nothing personal though just business just business

I think that's what they say in the Godfather before they kill you yeah that one tasted the most like something that That's what they say in the Godfather before they kill you. Yeah. That one tasted the most like something that, like, it tasted like gum. But it was so sour I could not physically bite into it to begin the gum process. I'll try green.

I remember this little guy. Little guy with the pink spiky hair and going, ooh. Oh, yeah. I didn't think I knew Crybaby, but I know this guy. This guy's the Crybaby? Uh-huh. These suck. Oh, yeah, there he is.

This is so hard to chew. Am I still going to have a job after this? No. But just know, there's nothing we can do about it. That's right. No. I have absolutely no sway over what he does No one can help me I'm just saying, for real We weren't part of hiring you either

Dude, what the fuck This is fucked These suck You look like you just got some bad news Some bad news. Some bad news. Sparky's not doing too good. We sat on it, whatever, for three weeks.

And it was like, cool, just play it cool. Didn't plan on anything. And I saw him yesterday morning and I went, watch out. I was walking out with Gus and Jeff to do an episode of Anma. And then it's just Michael going, hey, tomorrow you're going to get it. And Jeff just went, yeah. Yeah. Two of them laughing and Eric going, this sucks. This sucks.

And I went, eh, he'll like, he probably won't think I've actually. No, I figured it was just going to be like, ah, whatever. Right. And then this was a hell on earth scenario. It was just for the callback. It was just so we could go, ha ha! You read the tea leaves! You could have avoided it! But we knew you couldn't.

How's the gum? I like it, yeah. Is that called a hotel? Yeah, we do have that look about you. Yeah, I don't know. They said you didn't have a room. What the fuck are you talking about? This gum loses its flavor very quickly. All of its flavor of toxic waste?

No, that was these ones. Come on, Eric. My whole life. It's like you don't take it seriously. Dude, my whole life has been people. It's just people going like, I love this sour thing and the sour candy and all this stuff. I can't even.

This is the most you've ever ingested, yes? This is the most sour I've ever had in a short span. If you had to eat one again, which one? The crybabies, I imagine, right? Yeah, it would have to be probably the crybabies because they were the closest to being sweet. Do you think it's made you stronger at all?

No! I'm at my weakest now. You know when Superman eats a bunch of kryptonite and they go, you feel better? I just figured if he was exposed to the kryptonite a little bit more, maybe he wouldn't have such a negative reaction to it. The poison, it's way worse inside of him than it was outside of him. I think we need to do some more research. I don't think it's time to... Gracie is spraying

more of the spray. This is a freak... What are you doing? I'm just... I'm drinking it in. I'm chewing my gum. I'm on island time. Eric's never been happier

to hear this song. I know. He also... Jordan kind of skimmed through some of the slack. It was just mostly still us just dogpiling on you. But it was also Gracie

being like, we can do it tomorrow. No, we're not gonna do it tomorrow? Okay, I'll wait. I'll wait. It was like, ready. Like, I got it.'re not gonna do it tomorrow? Okay, I'll wait, I'll wait. It was like, ready, like, I got it. What are we gonna do today? Okay, I'll save it.

All right. We'll play it cool. We'll play it cool. You just let me know and I'll pounce. Say the word and I'll bring it. Awful. This was so bad. Me driving to work was them having the conversation

of like, so will you, how about you hide it under the table? Basically, no, no, I'll just put it in my bag. When it was a thing. The bag that somebody sent us. This is so fucked. No, this was great.

This was terrible. Yeah, I had a great time. Eric, you got any final thoughts? Yeah, this sucks. Oh man.

Well, hey, if you want to see Larry eat this pickle, this is all based on assumption that Larry will eat this pickle. He could, he could possibly be like, hey,

this is like where my snack gremlin-ness ends. But I don't think the app. I'm excited to take a bite out of it. Did y'all know you can order pickles on Amazon? That's where this came from. Well, you can order that pickle. Well, yeah, I guess a lot of pickles they have in bags like that now. They have them in bags like that now because they just sit them on the shelf.

You don't have to refrigerate it until you open it. But I didn't know that. You can keep it in your car, Eric. No, I didn't. But I did refrigerate it. you open it. But I didn't know that. So Gracie opened it. No, I didn't. But I did refrigerate it. In your back seat. Oh, wow. Yeah, in your back seat next to the other stain. God, no.

Good callback, Nick. Insane. Hey, thanks for listening to Spittin' Silly. Don't forget to listen to a new episode of Face Jam next week. That's right, next week. Tell a friend about the show where Gracie does whatever she wants. Goodbye.