100% Eat - Spittin Silly - Little Deli Pizza with Cat
Episode Date: June 13, 2023Our Heroes are here eating some non-limited food with former Face Jam intern Cat. She's a producer here now, just not for Face Jam. Listen as the gang gets into some Little Deli pizzas, Michael gives ...himself a shot, Cat get recognized in public as Intern Cat, and more. A start to something magical? Listen and find out. Come to RTX July 7-9 where we'll be eating and reviewing some Austin food LIVE on stage. Make your own scorecard and let us know what you think of it. www.RTXAustin.com Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 and use code facejam16 and DoorDash Download the DoorDash App and used code NOBUGSSUMMMER Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome to Spittin' Silly, the Fortnite podcast where anything can happen, and it probably does.
I'm your host, Jordan Sweers, alongside my co-host, Michael Jones.
Michael, how's your blood?
Ah, it's gone.
Somebody took it.
You got any left?
I got some, but I'm operating on low blood count.
Oh no, he is operating.
He's operating on low.
He's in low power count. Oh, no. He is up and marating. Oh, my God. He's up and marating on low. He's like in low power mode.
You know when your hot tub, you know all your hot tubs, when the water starts evaporating
and then when the jets get going, it sloshes back and forth and sometimes the water sloshes
the jet above water and starts spurting.
That's like me right now with my blood.
Like there's enough in there, but it's sloshing back and forth.
So when it gets up over the rim,
you know, all our hot tubs that we have,
they start blasting.
Right.
And the blood's just getting all over the place. But the thing is,
the lid's on to the hot tub.
So I'm not losing it.
It's just blood's blasting where it doesn't belong.
Well, here to talk about hot tubs,
it's former Face Jam intern Kat.
Hello.
Hi, Kat.
Hi.
Kat's a producer now.
Whoa! She got super hired, just still not on this show. intern Kat. Hello. Hi, Kat. Hi. Kat's a producer now. Oh!
She got super hired, just still not on this
show. No, on this
company, but not the show. Yeah. Oh.
Do you work for her now?
No. Oh. Come on.
I'm running this show.
He would never work for a woman. Who do you think made the call
the Little Deli Pizza?
Who made the call the Little Deli Pizza?
Who said get food? Who made the call? The little deli pizza. Who? Who said?
Who picked it up?
Well, yeah.
You tried to squeak a spit and silly in with no food.
That was crazy.
It's true.
A three hour block.
I show up.
I looked at it and I was just like, well, I'm getting food.
Let me just point out Nick and then it'll definitely happen.
And then I guess I'll also eat as well.
That's a really good tactic is to just
be like, isn't Nick hungry?
Guys, what about Nick?
I bet Nick's hungry. He needs this and I'll
eat it too. See, but he
wanted it though, again, as we discussed
because it's free, I just wanted it.
I'm hungry. And he
was like, it's free. I was about
to eat lunch, so I was just waiting for the conversation
to play out to see what I was going to do.
It was getting pretty close to lunchtime.
Yeah.
Nick went and picked up the pizzas.
Yeah.
And we're all thankful.
I'm very thankful.
And he almost bought himself additional food while he was there.
It's Nick.
What do you expect?
It is.
But did he buy the additional food?
Was it his money he was spending?
Uh-huh.
Well, then.
So, he didn't.
Kat, is this what you remember Face Jam being?
Exactly.
Nothing has changed.
Yeah.
So, we got Little Deli Pizza.
Again, not a limited item.
Something's changed.
I've changed.
What's happening?
What's going on?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, can I film this?
Yeah, but you can't show it yet
Okay, hang on
What does that mean
you can't show it yet?
Jordan, people don't know
Oh, okay
Hold it
Exhale
I'm stronger now
Oh my god
Now I can eat as much cheese as I want
Is that how you've been doing it?
Is that for lactose?
Michael gave himself a shot in the gut
Is that fish?
Do you remember?
Michael's in so much pain right now
It's still cold
Oh that's right
It's like 10 times worse when it's cold
Are you going to tell your mom that you did this?
No.
It's an audio medium.
That's being health positive, by the way.
Wow, you got blood drawn.
You took blood out to put medicine in.
I actually went to go get the medicine,
and they said, if you fucking want any more,
we need your blood.
And so I said, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
And then I drove to the blood place,
and the lady came out to my car
and she took it from me.
And now
I'm here. I drove to the blood
place.
I hope it was the right place.
Either way, somebody took his blood
and they gave me medicine. Whoever took it
seemed like I was in the right spot.
Look, somebody took my blood and then
they gave me needles and now
We're all good honestly fair exchange. Oh my god. It's not legal
Can we do that? Yeah, my name was on it. Yeah, it's true written in for some reason red ink
If your name is on it
MD under it
Dr. Jones
under it.
Are you a doctor?
Dr. Jones.
Dr. Jones.
They Googled you and your surgeon simulator
video came up.
So I was like,
oh, he's a doctor.
No.
Yeah.
So we got little deli pizza
to get something to eat today.
Does Kat even know
what spit and silly is?
Yeah, we just said,
you know, whatever.
Was this a thing
when you were working
on the show?
Okay.
See?
Oh, God.
Sure.
Sure.
Okay.
She's good. See, she's rolling with the punches. Just like every other intern we've show. Sure. She's good. She's rolling with the punches.
The short-faced intern we've had.
Just
giving us nothing.
We might have to cut this out.
I don't know. I think Gracie
might be coming back.
Gracie with a Y.
She might be coming back to help us.
Cut it! Cut it!
Yeah, but if she doesn't,
people are going to know what's up. people are going to know what's up.
People are going to know what's up?
Yeah, like something happened.
What are you talking about?
The segment, not the show.
What?
You're two minutes behind.
Nick's two conversations back
to explain to Cash
that this is Spittin' Silly, a different show, not Spittin' Silly, the segment on Face Jam.
Because you were on Face Jam when we did the Spittin' Silly segment.
And we then made a second podcast and named it the same name as that segment.
And you are on it now.
Wait, I'm confused.
Is she on a segment or a show?
Both.
I don't know.
Let me ask Nick in five minutes.
All of that is cut out because we're talking about Gracie.
No, you can't say that.
What a mess.
Kat, what do you do here as your job?
Currently, I am the line producer for Always Open.
Oh, you've been on that?
Yeah. Then I'll never been on that? Yeah.
Then I'll never be on it again, ever.
Is it a lot of hard work?
Yeah.
Is it a lot of scheduling people?
It is a lot of scheduling.
Who are impossible to schedule?
A little bit.
Don't look at me.
I only changed my day twice.
Wow.
You're so difficult.
What the fuck?
You said recently you went somewhere for like brunch or something or drinks and you got
recognized as Kat the intern.
I did.
No way.
Yeah.
Was it Eric?
Well, I already.
What's going on here?
I scooped you, Eric, on Off Topic he told this story hang on there oh he showed up
there's Armando he's not fucking doing no he's clearly busy pizza is fucking good by the way
uh-huh he said he wanted to be on so bad yeah well you're not thanks for nothing
I'm sorry you were scooping me?
First of all, I was scooping you because I already had her on Off Topic to tell this story.
What the fuck?
Because she told me two seconds before we went on.
Fuck you, motherfucker.
You didn't hire her, you piece of shit.
This wasn't a Face Jam certified story.
Go fuck yourself.
Michael's pointing at me with pizza.
He's not using his fingers violently.
He's using a slice, but it's getting smaller.
It's the most New Jersey
I've ever seen you.
This is a East Coast pizza.
Incredible.
The other thing I liked
is I was just waiting
for Kat to jump in
and she just never did
about,
oh, he's open
because she asked me
and I just never replied to her.
Yeah.
I thought at some point
she'd be like,
oh, like you.
And she was just like, I wasn like you. And she was just like.
I wasn't sure.
He hasn't actually been on the show yet.
I don't want to expose you.
I was trying to be nice.
I'm on Wednesday.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
So you did get him eventually.
It's coming up.
Okay.
I thought anything.
Awesome.
That's how Michael teaches people to not talk to him.
I see.
By not responding responding in my head
i was like trying to do the calculation i was like well when this comes out he probably would
have already been on the show so i shouldn't be nice and respectful but i see now no you're not
gonna do that not on this show not at this company she had to get barbara to bother me
yeah i didn't reply she was like barbara She was like, I'll get this motherfucker. Yeah.
It worked.
So tell the story about getting recognized because not everyone saw the other thing. Yeah, but now this is the second story.
Technically the third.
There's so many layers to this story of you telling the story.
It's the fourth time I've heard it.
Incredible.
I'll tell it again.
Hooray.
Hooray.
I'll tell it again.
Hooray!
Hooray.
So yeah, I was out at a happy hour with friends,
and one friend brought more friends that we had never met before.
So we're all doing the introduction type thing,
and we're talking about where we work,
and I was like, I work at Rooster Teeth,
and he was like, oh my gosh,
I'm a huge fan of Eric Boudoir.
No, he didn't.
I swear.
No, he did,
and this is why he's asking her
to tell the story
no no
wow
I would never
Jordan this was in the story
every draft I've heard
this was in the story
I can vouch for it
why are you slipping
twenty dollars to catch
shut up shut up
shut up
I mean so seriously
you're fanning your face
I did that exact same thing
when he was like
unironically
when this person said
I'm a big fan of Eric Benoit
she went oh my god
she was like
that's basically me.
You called me that.
We do the same thing.
I made him what he is today.
That guy didn't hire me.
I did it later.
I did it later, but I did do that.
But yeah, he was like, I'm a huge fan of Eric Bedour.
And I was like, no way.
I worked with him on a podcast when I was an intern and for me i just want to be clear yeah oh that's true that's
true that's true and i'm at the top yeah okay i'm at the top of that part but the bottom of this
joke to my pizza yeah we all believe you and then what happened and then um i had told the cat the intern story like at
that happy hour but before this person had gotten there so someone else chimed in and they're like
oh my gosh like cat the intern right like it's the same podcast and he was like wait oh my god
cat the intern and i was like you wait are you being serious right now like, you wait. Are you being serious right now?
You wait.
You wait.
Hey, fuck you.
I'm not waiting for nobody.
And then we just yelled at each other for like five minutes
because he was like, I can't believe you're Kathy Inter.
And I was like, I can't believe you know.
I can't believe anyone listens to this.
That's not true.
There's probably dozens of people that know who Kat is.
And he's one of them.
There are tens and tens and tens of people.
It's just like when people run into Conan O'Brien,
he goes,
I can't believe you know who I am.
It's just for my little podcast.
It's so good.
And it didn't happen.
It's not like it was RTX.
It was just,
it was just drink somewhere.
In the wild.
Yeah.
Wow.
So are we crazy? Do we have our like grips on the youth of today? Well, we are. No, exactly. It was just drinks somewhere else. In the wild, yeah. Wow. It was really crazy.
Do we have our grips on the youth of today?
Well, we are.
We got the elderly locked in, but they keep dying off, so we need the youths.
Yeah.
Well, I feel like-
And cats how we get them.
I'm trying to spread the propaganda.
Cats got our closet.
Well, I feel like if we wanted to you know we're honorable bug
royalty
so we didn't
but my immediate thought
is like wow
we could just
fucking gaslight
the shit out of this guy
if we wanted to
like cats
like I know this guy
whatever
and then we just start
saying shit on the podcast
like did you know
that cat is 10 million dollars
that's crazy
oh my god
oh my god
I know everything
do you want to like
make up a lie
about this guy
we can maybe still do it and then
just tell him believe it anyway
We can make up stories about
whoever this guy is
What was his name? Eric
Eric 2
Don't say his name
We're so close
We're so close to something great
We're so close to being liable
You can't cut it from his mind.
He'll have it forever.
We're so close to a liability.
We almost have a defamation case against us.
Right.
I mean, I don't know his last name.
So we could be talking about anyone named Adam?
I guess I could say it because his name is also Nick.
Whoa. Also Nick's a weird name.
It's really crazy
that...
It's really weird that Nick was at this happy hour.
And he pretended
like he didn't know who Cat was.
Cat kept saying, Nick, it's me.
He took the mask off and he kept saying
I can't believe no one knows who I am.
He was whispering the whole time.
This is the true mask.
They have no idea.
I'm my secret identity.
He kept saying out loud.
He was standing in the corner holding a cup and saying they have no idea.
When people are like, oh, I wonder what Nick looks like in his profile picture on everything.
It's just his fucking face.
And we tag him all the time?
Oh, wow, it's a secret.
I'd never tag him.
That's so good.
Yeah, you would tag Nick.
I'd never tag him.
His head's gonna get too big.
Fucked up.
Did you like that picture?
It's like I'm doing a pull-up.
Yeah, from behind going,
yeah, that's pretty good.
So, Kat, you were an intern.
So you're famous now.
While you were a student.
Remember us. Yes. Or had you graduated? I. Famous Kat. A student. Remember us.
Yes.
Or had you graduated?
I had not graduated yet.
I was in the last semester of college.
You're going to UT?
Yes.
So you could say we helped you finish college.
Right.
We helped you get your, what is it, degrees?
Is that what they get?
Degrees, yeah, yeah.
I think it's pronounced degra.
Okay.
The second E is in degra.
Maybe we just.
It's French.
Do you want us to sign it?
Sign my diploma?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It has, like, courtesy of Face Jam at the bottom.
If you insist.
It just says, you're welcome.
And then Nick can sign it Sauce Monkey,
a.k.a. the first Nick.
Sign Nick.
It's me.
Is there more pizza? I'm going to eat it. It's me. Is there more pizza?
I'm going to eat it.
Oh, yeah.
So.
Holy fuck.
Let's talk about Little Deli a little bit.
A little bit.
Small place.
Two locations in Austin.
I didn't know they had a second location.
It's close to the first one.
Yeah.
They are not far from each other
whatsoever, but this one's closer
to the office. It is a
sandwich and pizza place.
Let me tell you.
I don't know about the sandwiches, but they do the pizza
good. The pizza from Little Deli
I think is underrated.
It has been underrated for
a while.
Like I first heard about it just from like
deeply ingrained Austinites
who were like,
oh, you're going to like
home slice.
I have never heard
of Little Deli.
You're like from here.
Born and raised.
And you've never been
to Little Deli.
I've only been here
for 22 years.
Oh, you're right.
You're right.
It took me longer
to figure out the pizza place.
That's true.
That's true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've never heard of it. Really? Yeah. Wow. It took me longer to figure out the pizza place. That's true. That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never heard of it.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow.
Gus took me.
He doesn't tell anybody anything.
No, that's true.
Wow, Nick piped in for that one.
Jesus.
Yeah, I hate him too, Nick.
I agree with what you're saying back there.
The new location on Briarcliff is like the inside's big.
There's all- Not like the deli, which is small. It's small. Okay. The new location on Briarcliff is like the inside is big. Not like the deli, which is small.
The original location, very small. Little deli is
very little. The new one,
big deli. They should call it big deli.
It's big. That might be confusing.
I think it would be less confusing.
You know a restaurant that actually did do that
was there was a pizza food
truck that's like all vegan pizza called
Little Nona's and they opened up a location kind of like up north on like Parma or something.
But it's called Big Nona's.
I think that's great.
And I get it.
I thought you were going to say it was going to be called Little Yeses.
Hiding the little smile.
I would never do such a thing.
Hold for everyone to like laugh
so they can start listening.
Yeah, you guys got it.
And do you wrap up at home?
Good.
Okay.
Kat, you can be the first one to review it.
What do you think of Little Deli pizza?
What's your, honestly, first,
what's your favorite pizza in Austin?
Yeah, let's get a sense of your pizza.
Have you ever had pizza in Austin?
Have you ever had pizza?
Not Domino's.
I really like this place called Pizza Hut.
Papa John's, but just for that guy?
Shaq.
Shaq!
Nick walked in with the pizzas earlier and she went, pizza, pizza.
And it was quiet and she went, wrong place.
I tried, I tried I tried
man but if you
had been right
that would have been
that would have been
crazy
that would have been
pretty cool
crazy
what do you think
favorite pizza in Austin
um
family favorite for a long
time is Gaddy's pizza
okay
otherwise known as
Mr. Gaddy's
Nick is flipping out
yeah
you
the two people who are
from Texas
are both like
yeah
oh great yeah and then we're over here like you were punished like me wouldn't be caught dead there The two people who are from Texas are both like, yeah, oh, great, yeah.
And then we're over here like,
we're going to be caught dead there.
Gaddy Town.
Okay.
Nick is flipping out.
Gaddy City.
Gaddy Town increased the experience times 100.
It's great.
Whoa.
Yeah.
You just said that so flippantly.
Yeah.
They increased the experience times 100.
That is such a claim to just breeze past.
I kind of want to follow this thread for a little bit.
Anything ever great magnifies 100 times.
What's the difference between Gaddy's regular and Gaddytown?
Gaddy's regular.
Yeah, I'm inclined to agree.
What's Gaddy's normal style and what's Gaddy's
town? Gaddy's village versus
Gaddy's town.
Is Gaddy's town like an arcade
thing? Yes.
Nick is flipping the fuck out.
You can't see him. He is
nodding so vigorously.
He's smiling like he's watching his kid
play his first game of baseball.
He's never been so proud. He's grinning
ear to ear. He's just so happy that somebody else
likes Gaddy.
It's just a non-stop
series of like, when she says
something he knows about.
Me too, me too.
It's leaking out of him
like my blood.
He had some of mine earlier.
Okay, so Gaddy's town, you go and you some of mine earlier. Oh, no. Yeah.
Okay, so Gaddy's Town,
you go and you play Pac-Man or whatever,
and it's like that?
Yeah.
Times 100.
Before this started,
you said you weren't going to come on here and say anything controversial,
and now you're laying this down.
Times 100.
Incredible.
Okay.
Yeah.
So that's the best?
Okay, well, hold on. Now that you're an adult
and you have more refined taste, what is your favorite
pizza place? It has to be different.
Well... It has to be!
But, by the way, we're drawing your last one now.
You can't say Gatti.
Gatti Plaza.
Well, see, now this is where it's going to get
disappointing, because at is where it's going to get disappointing.
Because at UT, there's a Domino's on every corner, so I ate a lot of Domino's.
I understand.
I get it.
And I'm a big fan of Domino's crust, I must say.
Who isn't?
That is not a controversial take. Now you're getting into the heart of Face Jam.
This is good.
You said the magic words.
You said Domino's crust.
This is an audio podcast, but she keeps picking up her finger and putting it down.
She did that like three times.
That's right.
You gotta be yelling out boom.
Yeah, you have to yell out, go ahead.
Or you.
No, no, you can do it.
She's never gonna do it.
She's never gonna do it.
Put her on the spot.
She's never gonna do it.
That's why I said you do it.
I do it, but my eyes are wandering.
All right, you do it.
Go ahead.
Boom. Wow! I tricked her like I was gonna do it. That's why I said you do it. I do it, but my eyes are wandering. All right, you do it. Go ahead. Boom.
Wow!
I tricked her like I was going to do it.
Yeah.
Okay.
So what did you think of Little Deli?
Is it better than Gaddy's Town?
We can go ahead and just say the crust is not as good as Domino's.
Yeah, okay.
We all know that.
It was good, though.
I enjoyed it.
Yeah, but the consistency.
The consistency is better than Domino's? Absolutely. Than Domino's? I mean, yeah. I enjoyed it. Yeah, but the consistency. The consistency is better than Domino's?
Absolutely.
Than Domino's?
I mean, yeah.
I mean, yeah, no doubt.
Yeah.
So is this a pizza that you would like eat again?
Yeah, I think so.
I'm very like not picky with my pizza at all.
Really?
Pizza is actually my favorite food.
Oh, Gattysburg.
Pizza, number one.
I feel like if it's your favorite food, you should be a little picky.
Yeah, you would be like, actually, Pedrosa's
is like the spot.
Here's the thing. I've talked
about it with Eric before. I eat the same
exact thing everywhere I
go, and so I just stick with
what I know. Single chocolate chip.
Listen to this. Single chocolate chip pancake,
a side of bacon, and a Sprite.
Nothing wrong with that, brother.
From Little Deli?
Stick to the classics.
We had this conversation before an episode of Always Open.
I talked about my wife always getting the same thing at a restaurant.
And I was asking people, do you always get the same thing or do you mix it up?
I always try to get something different.
What depends what you talk about when you say a restaurant?
It depends on the situation.
Okay.
You know?
Are we going out like once
every two weeks
to like a decent place?
If you go to Kirby Lane,
are you getting the same thing
every time?
I would go to Kirby Lane
once every three months.
Okay.
So, I'm gonna motherfucking
get something I know I like.
Wow.
And I'm not gonna try something new
because I go,
this sucks.
I'm not gonna be here for three months. Now, if I were, you know, like a young man I'm not going to try something new because I go, this sucks. I'm not going to be here for three months.
Now, if I were, you know,
like a young man like yourself,
going to Kirby Lane three, four, five,
six times a week,
maybe I'd be trying something else.
It's 24.
It's 24 hours.
Consistency.
I get to eat.
It's like the biggest thing is I get to eat.
I do have a diner that I go to like Kirby Lane.
Every single time I go,
I get like basically what's their Western omelet.
You don't mix it up? Not in the amount of time I go I get like basically what's their western omelet you don't mix it up?
not in the amount of time I go
because it's perfect
it's perfect
it's exactly what I
I don't think
I'm going to go to this restaurant
and order breakfast
I think I'm eating that
fucking breakfast this morning
and that restaurant
is a vehicle to deliver it to me
I don't give a shit
take your menu
and put it over there nicely
I'm going to be nice
I like this place
I was about to attack him
and I didn't
that is so good I'm afraid to get anything else.
Mostly because, like, what if it's bad and I wasted a trip here?
But also, like, it's so good, I know I'm going to like it.
And you don't have to worry about it.
How am I outnumbered on this?
Again, it depends.
I have children.
Again, it depends.
If I go to Kirby Lane, I'll get something else.
Because I've never had my socks blown off by whatever I get at Kirby Lane.
So I'm ready to bounce around.
I always get the same thing at Casino Camino.
I always get the Eggs Benedict from Snooze.
Because it's the best Eggs Benedict I've ever had.
He's with Eric.
I'm with Eric.
I don't know what he's with Eric on.
The sign is so late.
It might be Gaddy's Town.
Or a conversation we were having like 10 minutes ago.
Yeah, it's about Gaddy's town.
But like, hey, Chili's?
I'm going to order something different every time I go to Chili's.
Because it's fucking Chili's.
None of it's good.
Kat, are you mixing it up at a Chili's?
If I must.
Okay, that's a no.
Just say no.
We're not making you.
It's a lot of the time I can't remember.
I don't go to Chili's very frequently.
Right.
So I think the last time I was at Chili's was the last Face Jam episode.
The last episode where we weren't even supposed to get there.
That's right.
We were in insomnia, right?
Yeah.
That was like your last episode.
We were like, oh, we'll meet you.
It's like right by campus.
We'll meet you there.
And then it was like, it was us just pulling the door going, let me in.
And then it was like, oh,
Kat, we have to go somewhere else now.
Yep.
So, I think Austin is a pizza town.
If you don't think it's a pizza town,
what is the food of Austin?
Whoa, that's crazy. I mean,
I guess that's fair.
Controversial take.
You're getting insane and you're regular.
Controversial take.
Japanese.
That's controversial.
Japanese.
Japanese food is the food of Austin?
Of like, if you're talking about like the best food, whatever, like outside barbecue.
Oh, you're talking about like uchi and stuff?
Yeah, all that shit.
I mean the variety.
I mean like the abundance of what you can get.
You're talking about boots on the ground.
I'm talking, you know, like.
Level of the highest quality.
People go, we're going there.
What's the level of like.
Yeah.
Japanese is up there.
But no, there's not a lot of them.
Boots on the ground, McDonald's.
Actually, Subway.
I mean, it's Subway.
Right.
Just your numbers.
Just your numbers.
Well, which is, is the numbers game Subway?
Okay.
And Kat, what do you think?
What's your favorite Subway sandwich?
I don't have one.
I go to Thundercloud.
What's your favorite Thundercloud?
What's your favorite Thundercloud sandwich that you would order at Subway. What's your favorite Thundercloud sandwich that you would order at
Subway? What's your favorite Thundercloud sub that
you get 100% of the time? Every single
time. See, I have like three options
at Subplace. There you go.
BLT
with black olives, but like nothing.
They do like... That's wild.
What? That's wild. And a Big Red
every time. God, you're from here. That's the worst part.
You're fucking from here. Big Red is the worst part.
I don't understand why a lot of people
when I say, I don't drink Big Red
like often. I drink
it with my fennel cloud sandwiches
and whenever I get Double Dave's pizza
rolls.
Big Red. This is the most
fucking Austin shit I've ever heard.
This is so crazy.
But people are like, oh, like Big Red,
like you must be like Texas.
Like that's a Texan. I don't.
It's big time Texas.
Go to LA and ask
for a Big Red and they'll ask you to leave.
They'll say, you want
me to slap you? I've never, I don't
think I'd ever had Big Red or seen it until I moved here.
Really? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It is an only here kind of thing. It? Yeah. Until I came here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It is an only here kind of thing.
It's the way that people love Dr. Pepper here.
I like Dr. Pepper, but what the fuck?
Are you anti-Dr. Pepper?
Too many flavors?
23. Cut me off at 20. Yeah.
22 is right at the limit.
Let me ask you this as an Austinite.
Thundercloud? That's acceptable. That's fine.
What are your thoughts on Jimmy John?
I think it's fucking bullshit that they only have one cheese.
It's insane.
They only have one cheese?
Yeah.
I didn't realize that.
What is the one cheese?
I think it's provolone.
Oh.
Oh, I think you're right.
That's not even like.
It's like you're a sub sandwich.
Yeah.
It's not even like the best cheese.
It's not, Jordan, but unfortunately it's the standard sub sandwich cheese.
It is.
I've never been happy about it, but it is.
Yep.
American, close second, but it's provolone.
I think Thundercloud is a good sub place.
It is.
Yeah.
I think it's really good.
There's like, I think it's just unacceptable that Jimmy John's was able to succeed with
only one cheese.
I heard something, and I don't know if this is true.
Oh, spout it off like facts.
Go ahead.
Here we go.
Go ahead.
Thundercloud lore is that they don't make their carrot cake in-house.
It's a man who makes the carrot cake in-house.
Whoa.
He's dogging around.
A rabbit?
Oh.
I don't know which man.
I don't know if he, like, has.
Which man?
Could be this man.
Could be that man back there.
Uh-oh.
Is it a cake man?
I don't know if he has, like, a bakery on the side.
Like, no, I don't know.
You don't know if he has a bakery on the side. Like, no, I don't know. You don't know if he has a...
You don't know if they order a cake direct from the distributor at a bakery, or if it's a man.
It could be either or, a man on a bike.
Thunder Cloud Loris!
There is a man.
I truly think it's just one guy who like...
Just a dude? I don't know how it got started
how does he get around
to all the clouds
that's the thing
because sometimes
they have the carrot cake
and sometimes they don't
so it just depends on
if he's a setup bitch
hello
here are your cakes
that's cool
now I want
that carrot cake
I will say
I've never thought about
the carrot cake
at Thunder Cloud
and I want it now
carrot cake
I've heard it's very delicious.
Have you not had it? It's not part of your regular
order.
Was it a BLT with black olives?
Or a big red?
You know, salami and cheese
or cheesesteak or
tuna. But,
started exercising the other day, turkey
sometimes. Turkey, good. It's not my favorite,
but it's fine. It's good.
Pastrami on cheat day.
See, I would never get a pastrami sub.
That seems like too much.
It's a lot.
It's a real sandwich.
I was thinking delis.
Or a little deli.
Cry bread.
Cry?
Yeah.
Pastrami on cry.
Good stuff.
Very good stuff.
It's all I have.
It's the only thing I'm good at. Wow. Okay? Okay. Knowing good stuff. It's all I have. It's the only thing I'm good at.
Wow.
Okay?
Knowing good meat.
Some food.
Some Jersey stuff.
I look at stuff and I go, that's good!
Eat it!
To answer Eric's question from about 10 minutes ago.
That was longer.
I would say about 18 minutes.
Besides barbecue.
Why did the timer just stop?
It just, I think, it ran out of battery.
There was a minute 30.
It was at a minute 40. I was watching it.
That was weird. You said 10 minutes and I said, no way.
Nope. Anyway, now we're
flying blind, so this could be an hour long.
If it's not
barbecue, I think
it's neck and neck between pizza
and burgers for Austin.
There's a lot of burgers.
I mean, burgers is most places. There's a lot of
burgers and there's a lot of good ones
and a lot of good joints, but
the pizza...
He was having fun back there. He had a good
time. I expected it from me.
Nick was weird.
But
the pizza places, there are
fewer of them, but they're all so
good. They are. They're excellent. If you're not not speaking all of the pizza places, there are fewer of them, but they're all so good. It's true. They are. They're excellent.
If you're not, you know, not to speak ill of the Gatties, which somehow gets a pass.
Like, it's so crap.
It's so shit.
It's like, that doesn't count.
If you're not that, you really get, there's no, like, eh, pizza.
Yeah.
You gotta be good or you gotta get out.
Yep.
That's pretty much right.
I would say it's probably, if it's not,
if it's not pizza,
I think it's probably burgers.
What a,
it's a good spot.
It's a good place. Were we all gonna say
whether we liked it or not?
I was going to say,
if you rate it out of 10,
Kat,
what would you rate this pizza?
Yeah,
because it's not 100
because it's not the regular.
It's fine.
You don't have to explain it.
Out of 10,
I'd say a solid like eight.
Nice.
I think eight's fair. I'm giving it a nine. Yeah. It's up there. Yeah, I agree say a solid 8. Nice. I think 8's fair.
I'm giving it a 9.
It's up there.
Yeah, I agree.
It is up there.
8.7.
Wow.
That's pretty good.
Nick says 9.
That was good.
I think he meant 6.
He's holding it up.
Yeah.
He writes a 6.
It's fucking weird.
9?
We're getting crazy.
Yeah, we're getting into 9s and pizza talk, but it's real good.
This blew me away. I think it's like an 8, 8, 5. This is up there. talk. But it's real good. This blew me away.
I think it's like an 8.85.
This is up there.
I've had it a few times.
I really like it.
Going back to what you're saying.
This is the past for me like Eastside Pies.
When I hear about a good pizza place, it's like, got it.
There's four of them.
Yeah.
And so when you were like, blah, blah, blah, pizza, my immediate thought was, this is going
to be shit pizza because I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
And then I ate it and went, whoa, this is good pizza?
It's so close to moving away.
It has gotten to the point where it's like, you know, you're expecting ones you haven't heard of to be bad.
Oh, for sure.
How have you not heard of them?
Right, yeah.
But there's those hidden gems.
Little bastards like Gus not telling anyone.
Yep.
He's keeping it hidden.
Well, Kat, thank you for joining us on Spittin' Silly.
Did you love it?
I did love it.
Is this as weird as you thought it was going to be?
Was this as good as Gaddy's?
Did you expect the needle? What did you Was this as good as Gaddy's? Did you expect the needle?
What did you like more, this or Gaddy's?
Did the needle make us 100 times better?
Was that the town added to Michael?
And now it's Michael Town?
The needle was so scary and concerning that it only went up from there.
Wow!
That's really unexpected.
That's true.
Eric started screaming.
Don't do the needle yet.
We'll need it later.
This is burning too bright.
This is really good.
Kat, are you coming to RTX?
Yes, I am.
Oh, yeah.
If you see me, look at me and shout.
Oh, my God.
You're Kat Vanturin.
Look at me and shout.
That rules.
You definitely should do that.
That's,
I saw Jenny Slate a couple weeks ago
and she was doing her bit
and people were cheering
and somebody was like,
somebody went,
woo,
I love you.
And she was like,
aw,
she's like,
everyone should have that.
It's just so nice.
You should really do that
when you just walk in
and people go,
woo,
I love you.
And that's what cats ask you for. Yeah, just scream that at cats. I'll just scream my go, woo, I love you. That's what Kat's asking for.
Yeah, just scream that again.
I'll just scream my name and I'll say thank you and move along.
It truly like made my night.
Like, so it was the craziest thing.
So now.
Who would have thought?
Now you need it though.
Who would have thought?
That's all down here from here.
Now you're addicted to it.
Now nothing will ever compare to it again.
Think about it.
That's how Taylor Swift feels all the time.
Even though you'll do.
And that's why she has to keep performing.
You'll do 100 times more
incredible things and
it will be 100 million times
less rewarding. And you'll go,
that motherfucker, that one
other Nick guy,
I'm still chasing that. It's true.
The rest of your life you'll be chasing.
You'll make the greatest work of
art that wins awards and stuff not to you
but yeah and nothing is as good as hey you're cat you're answering cat um well anyway cat do you
want to uh promote your social media where people can follow you and read your book reviews oh my
goodness oh man we didn't even talk about the book reviews i know i love to read book if for
whatever reason you're interested in like a crazy amount of romance book reviews, I
do have a Twitter.
You're about to get hammered.
Go ahead.
It is C with an underscore and then three A's and three T's.
And my Instagram is the same.
I can't believe you couldn't get just Kat.
Yeah.
You weren't the first one.
So if you want to see
how many books
Kat can read in a year,
I think you're up to like 60?
Almost.
I'm like 55.
I think people are going
to follow her
and not ask about the books.
Yeah.
We're just so you know.
Kat.
Yeah.
You're C underscore at.
Real quick,
are you a enemies to lovers,
slow burn?
What's your go-to?
Kat just got so excited.
I'm a burn notice guy.
That's the best question you could have asked me
and we don't have any time.
This is why I wanted to talk about the books.
Slow burn, for sure.
Yeah.
I'd say that's like my ultimate.
I love a good slow burn.
But, I mean, I can't.
I can't get into it.
There's so many thoughts in my head right now.
Wow.
This is all my wife wants to hear about.
Follow Kat.
Thank you, Kat, for joining us and having pizza.
Michael, you want to do the...
Thanks for listening to Spittin' Silly.
Come to rtxawson.com.
rtxawson.com, July 7th through 9th.
Come see us.
The pitcher threw the ball.
He's like, come back.
No, hang on.
Don't swing.
It didn't count.
Okay, you can do the outro now.
Yeah, I'm sure everybody
heard what you said.
Startoutroosterteeth.com.
Check out the Face Jam stuff.
Thanks for listening to
Spittin' Silly.
What do we have?
Face Jam Mafia shoots.
Shoots?
Shoots.
That's cool.
I'm doing cool.
Are you upper marating
at lower intensity?
It's all my blood
We have a
The new Pride merch too right
Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Pride merch is awesome
Oh man
The sauce packets
Are so cool
Because it's just
It's such a good design
On like 10 different levels
But I think the best part is
Far right people
Are definitely gonna buy it
And not know what it means
Or like
They're not gonna come buy it
From you know
The liberal zone
But if it ends up in a thrift
store somewhere, when people discard
us like trash, they'll be like,
I hate people who are different, but
I love this sauce shirt. And then they'll put it on.
Off sauce. Yeah. So store.roosterteeth.com.
Thank you. Oh, you should
you could start planting them actually.
Go to store.roosterteeth.com, buy a couple
and then plant them. Plant them around
angry, painful people.
I was joking earlier when we said we were going to go an hour,
but the timer disappeared.
The timer went off.
Hey, thanks for, oh, my phone locked.
Uh-oh.
Thanks for listening to Spittin' Silly, the show, not the segment.
Don't forget to listen to a new episode of Face Jam, the show.
We don't have a Face Jam segment,
but maybe we should start a Face Jam segment on Spittin' Silly.
Oh, it's been silly.
That's right.
Next week, not everything I just said, but Face Jam. Tell aittin' Silly. That's right. Next week.
Not everything I just said, but Face Jam.
Tell a friend about the show where we do whatever we want.
Even have Cat on and talk about other Nick.
Yeah.
Goodbye.
I hope he listens.
If he doesn't listen to the supplemental podcast, yo, what the fuck?
Yo, get him.
Same feed, bro.
Fake fan.
All right.