100% Eat - Spittin Silly - Snack Attack
Episode Date: April 16, 2024Our Hero judges are back to test out snacks sent in by loyal jammers. In this episode we eat way too many chocolate covered gummy bears, buffalo wing pretzels, Sour Patch Kids, and wash it all down wi...th some oddly flavored Cokes. Cinnamon is also here to give her review. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcript
Discussion (0)
This is We're Going?
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
What song is that?
Welcome to Spittin' Silly, the Fortnite podcast where anything can happen, and it probably
does.
I'm your host, Jordan Swizzle.
I'm your host, Michael Jones.
Michael, how confusing are ACs to you?
I'm confused proof on the AC situation.
Now, is it just the AC situation, or is it the microphone recording situation?
That doesn't confuse me at all.
It pisses me off, but it doesn't confuse me.
But it doesn't confuse you. Don't worry.
I was like, I'm good for 1230. Okay.
108.
Why are you so close?
Well, he has to be over here now because he's got to monitor
this thing instead of the computer.
Yeah, he's trying to get close.
Before we go on vacation, he had to come in here
and get close.
I've seen him. These cords seem long
enough. We could put the little
recorder over there. Okay, look.
So this is the penultimate
Spit and Silly.
Or the last one. If Eric did his math right.
And if he did it wrong, this is it.
This is the last one.
Goodbye or goodbye soon.
And a very special guest in the house
today, wandering around confused and aimless,
not just Nick, but Cinnamon.
Yay, Cinnamon!
You won't hear her.
Has not made a sound since I got here.
And she won't.
If she barks, though, it's the end of the episode.
It's the end of the episode.
Class dismissed.
I'm shocked that she's alive.
Well, when you see her in person,
you really do appreciate the achievement.
But is Cinnamon existing?
It's like she's not really doing much.
She's not very dog-like.
I described her.
She's very cat-like.
No, she's more like bug-like.
I think she's more in that her brain is just like,
got to go over here and then I go back over there.
But there's not like second-by-second thought.
She's not investigating.
She's just senile
I know
that's what I'm saying
it's in a similar way
you congratulate her life
if you just see like
a hundred year old person
walking around
I mean she's
sundown from sunup
man it's
she's going
she's both smaller
and larger than I expected
so she is
she's way
she's way smaller
than I thought she would be
as like a breed of dog size
but a lot rounder
she's round but so much rounder. She's round.
But so much rounder.
Staring directly at the wall.
Well, she's kind of been scoping the place out, like feeling her way around the room.
And I guess she's just like, oh.
So she has to sniff really close.
I've hit a wall here.
The only sound she makes is when she walks off the carpet and there's a little like.
You can hear her little paws.
Little paws on the floor over there.
She was panting a little bit.
But boy, she's been moving since I got here nick all she does is walk in circles yeah she's been
moving i wouldn't say grooving no no definitely not grooving jordan's trying to yank jordan's
wire style yeah you want to say hi you have anything to say to the people uh if you're
wondering that's gracie cinnamon voice every time i talk to you finny winnie right that's Gracie's cinnamon voice. Giggle, giggle. Every time I talk to her, I go,
Finny Winnie.
Right, that's what I just said.
That's a good interview.
That's what I just said.
Yeah, that was nice.
We interviewed cinnamon.
Tell the people what they want to know.
You did so good.
Well, medium.
I was surprised she stopped whining.
In my opinion, she stopped.
Watch out.
Where's Jimmy John?
I'll kill him.
Big game hunting cinnamon.
So we were going to do a food court, but then we went, oh, we got snacks.
Let's do snacks.
So we got kind of a snack attack going on here today.
Jordan actually said that, not me.
Yeah, Jordan said it.
He made the call.
And I backed it.
Well, we...
With silence.
Well, we decided to do this yesterday because of some timing that was lining up.
because of some timing that was lining up.
And then one of us, without naming names,
in the Slack said,
should we come hungry to this?
And didn't offer any ideas for what we could eat.
Put your guesses in now who that was.
There's a couple people that could be.
Why Gracie?
I think it was Cinnamon.
Well, Nicholas?
I wanted him to come hungry just to be pissed. Just to be hungry.
Right, just to like stew.
Yeah.
Come hungry, stay hungry, get angry.
The end.
So we do have a few snacks.
I'm going to start.
Snacks!
I'm going to start with this one.
That is a box that says nuts.com on it.
This is from Nick.
Wowzers.
It's really nuts inside.
Hey, Face Jam.
Sick Nick here.
I'm sorry about the rum cocos,
but I absolutely agree
the score of one
is a bad winner.
Go to hell.
This motherfucker.
To make amends.
Nick's from Austria, right?
Is that what it was?
To make amends
before the end,
please accept
this bag
of shit.
What is it?
That's the biggest bag of shit. What is it? That's the biggest bag
of five pounds
of Nuts.com chocolate
gummy bears. Holy shit!
This is your dream. I didn't know they came
in a bag that big. I can't eat any.
Also. Just kidding. That's so
many gummy bears. Jordan.
That's a pound each. You call them Jordan?
Jordan. I've also included each. You call him Jordan? Jordan.
I've also included your very own raccoon Mario.
Whoa.
Dude, this guy's flush with these things.
Dude.
He's just handing them out.
P.S.
Handing them out.
P.S.
Jordan, calm down.
Dude, I didn't even have to get run over for this.
Guys, Eric's trying to P.S. Almost forgot some sour for Gracie.
Everyone knows she doesn't like chocolate.
Everyone knows.
What'd I get?
What'd I get?
Ooh, yum.
Whatever these are, I'm already in.
I appreciate that she's not saying what they are.
She's just, ah.
Can you guess what they are by her reaction?
They're a sour patch, lemonade, what?
Lemonade what?
Lemon fest.
Shut up. Oh, my God. Give them Lemonade what? Lemon Fest. Shut up!
Oh my God,
give them to me.
Hey, Eric.
Shut up!
And also,
Bluegrass wasn't speaking.
All blues.
Oh, yes.
Thank you, Nick.
You really redeemed yourself
in my eyes.
You're good as ever.
Hold on.
Raccoon Mario in full effect?
Hang on, wait,
let me interview him.
Yeah, hang on, wait, wait, wait.
Go for it.
Nice work.
Way more interesting than what Cinnamon was doing.
Suction cup needs some work, but we'll get there.
Oh, there we go.
Woo!
Woo!
Nice.
Woo!
Woo!
Gum me up.
We're in death throes.
So that's from Nick.
Yeah, if you couldn't tell from the last episode.
The rum cocoa.
What I would like to see, though, I would like Gracie to try a chocolate covered gummy bear.
Oh, fine.
You'll like it.
I won't, but I'll do it just for the hell of it.
You might like the gummy bear.
You might.
I don't even want to bite into it.
Oh, my God.
You have to, though.
You don't have to chew it.
Dude, she likes it.
I don't.
Ew.
What do you mean, ew?
I don't like chocolate to begin with.
I don't want it to be squishy.
I don't want to have my mouth.
Fuck, those are good.
They're so good, though.
Oh, my God.
She is convulsing over there, eating that.
I'm trying to swallow it.
All right, now, Eric, I've already eaten like eight.
I swallowed it eaten like eight.
Hell is nothing but sour patch kids.
What? I couldn't keep chewing on it.
Swallowed it like a pill. I swallowed it.
Wonderful.
Thank you, Nick.
This is a good thing to go out on.
Honestly, it's the best redemption
we've ever had.
That bag is fucking huge.
I can't get over five pounds.
I didn't know that was an option you could pick.
Keep it away from me for now.
And then until the end, I take it home.
But keep that away from me because I'm going to eat 150.
Keep it closest to Gracie.
So, Gracie, were you ever here for the Nuts.com sponsorship?
Yeah, when he opened the gummy bears prior to you opening them.
Uh-huh, yeah.
That was great.
That bag is so fucking insane.
How big were the other bags we were getting?
Like one pound?
A pound?
No, more than two.
Eight pounds, maybe?
Yeah.
Dude.
Nuts.com was a beloved sponsor of Face Gym.
Yeah, dude.
I could feed a village.
Definitely one of our top tier sponsors.
You're eating more.
Just going for it.
Stop.
This is a great redemption from the rum cocoa.
Legitimately the worst snack
we've ever had. I think it was poison.
So bad. I think they were filled with bleach.
Why was it so bad? The bleach.
The blue raspberry.
I thought these were all going to be yellow.
Well,
what are the yellow and pink? Some of them pink.
No, there's every color.
That's bullshit. I don't know if that's green or blue, pink, yellow, orange. You don't know? Are you sure? Some of them pink. Lemon Fest. No, there's every color. Every color? That's bullshit.
I don't know if that's green or blue, pink, yellow, orange.
You don't know?
Are you sure?
I can't tell in the bag.
I'm eating a pink right now.
Was the bag dark?
Yeah, it's dark in the bag.
You can perfectly see all the color.
Don't offer it to me.
I can't eat that.
I had to eat that.
You should eat this.
If I ate the chocolate gummy bear, you have to try a sour patch.
She got a point. Hey, go to hell. Hey, you have to try a sour patch. She got a point.
Hey, go to hell.
Hey, the blue one's good.
Yeah, you got a blue one.
Here we go.
You're going to love it.
My mouth started salivating because you like it so much, dude.
Because you're so excited.
Yummy.
I left the sound on for this.
You look like you didn't have teeth for a second.
You were doing the tea break.
He went for the tea break,
and immediately put them back down.
Just do what Gracie did.
Swallow it whole.
Yeah.
I did.
You look scared.
The end flavor is good,
but that's wrong.
The end flavor is the chewy, no sour's all the flavor is the chewy no sour
This next snack is partly from Tony. Oh like our Tony. Yeah from Tony streets
How is it partly from Tony and partly from Joshua? What does that mean? How a collaboration a collection? Oh of
Coca-colas that we need to try
Coca-Cola's that we need to try
last two
Yuck dude
So we have spiced and spice zero sugar Jesus Christ But we also have other coca-cola's that we need to dive into spiced in what ways?
Are we talking like dune spice?
Yeah, yeah, it's also Am I the quits that's hot Iraq
and it's been warm for about
the whom
yeah if you want cinnamon to sit
you gotta use the voice
no you just gotta put her on some slippery wood
and then she just
I think that's falling down
that's also what Paul Atreides does to
oh wait so what do you think of Coca-Cola spice wood and then she just... I think that's falling down. That's also what Paul Atreides does to...
Oh, wait. So what do you think of Coca-Cola
Spice? It smells...
This is very specific, but it smells like
when you go to the movies and you get a Coke Icy and it
melts. Yeah. It smells like Coke Icy.
It's not hot. That's watered down
then.
It's weird.
That doesn't taste like
that different. It's Coke taste like that different.
It's Coke with some... This tastes like Coke.
It tastes like Coke with the flat
icy flavor at the end.
A hint of something.
You nailed it.
If you get a Coke icy...
Eric, that's a great point.
Eric's on point.
You said it like it's been told to you many times.
No, I just think it's funny.
Yeah, I wouldn't drink that.
Why?
Why?
Regular Coke is better.
I don't think it's bad.
The longer the aftertaste hangs out.
I'm hallucinating.
I can see the future.
Whoa.
I wonder if it would be spicy.
A holy war in my name.
Is that from the Coke spice or that's blue Coke? It's blue Coke.
It's the Coke of life.
I die for like two weeks and then I come back after I drink the blue Coke.
Well you drink mixed tears.
Exactly.
And then you gotta drown him. You gotta drown him. And then suck the blue out of him.
Yeah.
And then I say, whatever happens next, know that I'll love you until I die.
And then I marry Eric.
And then not explain anything.
And it's fine.
And not explain anything.
She's been on this planet her whole life.
She doesn't really understand what's happening, where these people came from.
He could easily go, look, I have to do this thing in order for this war.
This is the only thing the world can see of us.
It's the only road to life.
Color, like, draw by numbers or whatever the fuck that's called.
Yeah.
Okay.
Fill in the blank.
Figure it out, lady.
No, this would kill her.
Gracie asked if cinnamon wants a taste of Coca-Cola spice.
I think it would kill cinnamon.
It would.
Or she would become the one that's outside her right.
Okay, I'm trying to remember.
People give their dogs Like sparkling water
So
Let's try this
Why would they do that?
They put sparkling water
In the bowl
So the dog thinks it's water
And they're like
It makes the face
That Eric made
When he ate the chocolate
Why is it spicy?
Like the face that you made
When you ate the chocolate
Exactly
This is Coca-Cola spiced
Yum
Zero sugar
So it's gonna be worse
Oh
Even worse
It's a shittier Coke
Frankly I don't even know Why we need to bother But What? Oh worse. Even worse. It's a shittier Coke.
Frankly, I don't even know why we need to bother.
What spice is it?
Hang on, it's worse.
Yeah, Coke Zero sucks, man.
It's so bad.
It's so flat. Drink Coke or nothing. That is melted icy. Even more than the other one.
You can taste whatever fake sweetener
they put in it.
Oh, it is worse.
That's me. It coats your tongue.
It has...
I mean, you taste
the fakeness of it, right?
That aspartame...
Whatever that flavor is,
it's worse. But don't worry.
You've cried many tears. I sure have.
Why do you have a briefcase?
He's got a briefcase.
With keys on it.
We have to spread the word Coke bullshit.
Is this another TikTok exclusive?
It is.
Okay.
Is this one going to light up when we open it?
Coca-Cola happy tears.
What?
What did you talk about, Nick's tears?
You were just talking about your drops of joy.
That was moments ago, Nick.
And you were making a face.
Who sent this and how and why?
This is a TikTok exclusive.
What's up with the glue drip?
Take a picture of that afterwards.
What are the other accessories in there?
Oh, you're looking at the glue drip?
I thought it was glue.
No, no.
What is that?
It's a tear.
It's a tear.
Oh, that doesn't look like a tear.
That looks like- What's that white thing? Residue. We were just Oh, that doesn't look like a tear. That looks like...
What's that white thing?
Residue.
We were just talking about that.
This is Kleenex.
This is like tissues because it's tears.
Fucking what?
Zero sugar.
Drink your tears and use your Kleenex.
Drops of joy.
Happy tears.
Jordan, are you ready for the Coca-Cola happy tears?
Coca-Cola creation that was exclusive to TikTok?
And before you drink it,
just remember,
there's magic in being real.
Yeah.
Happy Tears.
I've never felt a greater disconnect.
Why? What do you mean?
This is what I think of when I want a nice,
cold Coca-Cola.
I want to cry and drink it.
I want to have someone else to drink my tear excrement.
Am I supposed to be crying?
You will be.
Oh, boy. Give it a shot. Whoa. I'll have to finish this tear excrement. Am I supposed to be crying? You will be. Oh boy.
Oh!
Let's give it a shot.
Whoa.
I'll have to finish this one.
Okay.
Sniff sniff, unfortunately.
Sniff sniff.
Sick QR code on the can.
Jordan Cup.
It wasn't good.
Gracie made a...
Oh, I'm sorry.
Such a face.
Oop!
He did a dribble.
Eric dribbled some tears.
Someone needs to slurp this up.
Okay, so this is apparently supposed to be... Ooh....slightly salty? He did a dribble. Eric dribbled some tears. Someone needs to slurp this up.
Okay, so this is apparently supposed to be slightly salty.
What the hell?
Gross.
All right, here we go.
Who cried into it?
Weird.
I don't... It just tastes even flatter.
Yeah.
Oh, it has...
Same thing.
It has a...
No flavor.
It has a shit flavor.
They all just taste like Coke, but then at the end you're like,
mmm.
You drink it and go, why does this Coke suck?
You would get this from a fountain
and it's off.
It's off!
It tastes like if you accidentally were going for Coke in a soda fountain
and accidentally got Fanta.
Did you give us the wrong one?
No, it was provided to us by Joshua,
who's a jammer, and Tony from Tony Streets.
How did they get it?
It was a TikTok exclusive.
You keep saying that. What the fuck does it mean?
They got it through TikTok, dude.
Yeah, exclusively.
This is going to be banned soon.
They reached into their fucking phones and pulled it out.
Yeah, dude.
TikTok exclusive.
Don't knock TikTok.
I'm about to cry.
It's kind of...
Stop giving me bad drinks.
It just tastes kind of like flat, right?
Couldn't you put something cool in a case, like a regular Coke?
That'd be sick.
Oh, dude.
I'd love that.
Yeah.
Some places, too, they're off, and some they just suck forever.
Like, dude, like bottle-level Coke every time?
McDonald's.
Yeah.
They make Coke perfectly. Yeah. Some places you go, oh, their Coke just time? McDonald's. Yeah. They make Coke perfectly.
Yeah.
Some places you go, oh, their Coke just kind of sucks a little bit.
There's so much packaging.
Coke is taking out the planet.
How many of these are we going to drink?
There's so much packaging, dude, for a can of fucking soda.
Crazy as fuck, Doug.
Dude, she had a piece of chocolate.
She's losing it.
This is Coca-Cola.
No.
K-Wave.
Whoa.
That's a cool K-Wave. Is this a TikTok exclusive? Fruity fantasy flavor. This one I think is a TikTok exclusive. No. K-Wave. Whoa. That's a cool K-Wave.
Is this a TikTok exclusive?
Fruity fantasy flavor.
This one I think is a TikTok exclusive.
It's Instagram.
Oh, no.
Nice catch.
Monkey-like reflexes.
Poor engineering on the box.
More stickers.
Poor engineering on the box.
You can just leave it in there.
Yeah, there you go.
Are there any more piss to your stickers?
No, those are different.
Okay.
We got two different answers.
Let me see the back.
Is this a popular flavor in Korea, if I were to guess?
We are delighted to invite you to the Coca-Cola K-Wave concert,
a celebration of the infinite...
He's dancing with it.
A celebration of the infinite passion and dedication to the K-pop fandom.
While the event takes place in Korea,
you can join from anywhere in the world through online streaming.
With the zero sugar crap.
So this is a K-pop
flavor. So let's give it a try.
Do you think Coca-Cola actually likes K-pop
and their fans or are they just trying to
like... Fit in with the times?
They're trying to make some money off of them.
Yo, this is... They're not doing it for the love of the genre.
Weird.
They're all weird and they're all bad because there's no sugar.
Oh, that's the worst.
That's the worst one.
This one tastes like a watered-down Sour Patch Kid.
Does it?
It's not good.
No, it's not good.
Who's asking for these flavors?
Could be because I just ate a Sour Patch Kid.
Oh, that's definitely the worst one.
Cinnamon's looking to shut this production down.
Yeah.
I'm going to run back near the computers.
This one is the worst one.
I thought it was the most interesting smelling one.
It's also the coolest can.
Because the other ones aren't even in a can.
Well, no.
This one's in a can.
It's got cum on it.
It smells bad.
Oh, right.
Yeah, that one sucks.
Wait, can I see that?
The can sucks, too.
This is a cool can.
Well, not...
They should put...
Here's...
Hurry! Here's the collab we need. How do they do that? Put regular This is a cool can. Well, not- They should put- Here's- Hurry!
Here's the collab we need.
How do they do that?
Put regular Coke in that cool can.
Yeah, that's what you do.
None of these were-
Is it embossed?
Yeah, it feels like hot glue that dried on it.
I'm getting a headache already.
None of these were good, right?
Trust me.
No, none of those were good.
And there's no chance it'll ever be good if you keep handling zero sugar.
I like certain Coke flavors, but all the ones they've been
doing that are... Coca-Cola, Vanilla Coke,
Cherry Coke, all good. All good.
Take a good thing like Coke
and then add another good thing.
Don't remove shit and then add crap.
When they start getting really experimental
and trying to
reach a specific audience,
it seems like they start
either running out of flavors or something.
Eric is making a face. This also tells me there's
too many fucking zero sugar fuckers
out there. Yes. Because it's not an audience
they should be catering to. I know.
Yeah, dude. Sure. Are you
one of them? Hell no. Alright.
Then we're fine. You think I'm a zero sugar
motherfucker? For Coke,
that's the thing. People eat sugar,
they just gotta have my Coke Zero. If it's real
sugar, it's okay to have
on occasion.
And then, the people
started drinking it all
the time, and they put high fructose
corn syrup in it, and that's bad for you.
And so they needed to invent
Zero Sugar, and now
it just sucks. Yeah. Now it's
worse sort of in every way? Yeah, now we're all suffering. It's like, well, it just sucks. Yeah. Now it's worse sort of in every way. Yeah.
Now we're all suffering. It's like well it could just be sugar.
It's fine. Just drink less
idiot. Here's our last snack.
Diet is the best. Why are you freaking about this piece of paper?
This is from Natalie.
Okay. Okay. Hi Natalie.
Do you got beef or what? I think he just
created some. He's done that after this.
Here we go. Gracie.
Oh. That's go. Gracie!
Enclosed is a little pretzel variety for you.
I think we may be soul sisters when it comes to our love for
pretzels. I happen to love chocolate.
I live near Philly,
so I included some Philly
Pretzel Factory mustard.
I grew up near the Snyder's
Factory, and they have some of my favorite
snacks, so I included some of those as well.
Enjoy, Natalie.
This is only to Gracie.
Oh, that's why it repulsed you?
Because the note seemed fine.
Because it wasn't to Eric?
Everyone!
The note seemed pretty reasonable.
Gracie can have pretzels.
I'll share my pretzels with y'all.
Where his fit was coming from.
These are Snyder's hot buffalo wing pieces.
Okay.
Interesting. Now we're talking. We also have... Get this disgusting Coke taste out of my mouth. These are Snyder's hot buffalo wing pieces Okay Interesting
Now we're talking
We also have
Get this disgusting
Zero sugar pretzels
Snyder's filled pieces
With real peanut butter
Oh
And lastly
Okay
Look at that
Snyder's braided twist
Honey wheat
Oh my god
Those were my favorite When I was a little kid.
They were?
They were your favorite?
She used to fuck it up.
Oh, that's a good mustard.
It's spicy.
Super hot Philly pretzel factory mustard.
There's no way that's super hot.
It looks like regular spicy brown mustard.
Nick, did you see the Philly City Connect jerseys.
I just want to point out
I handed him the pretzel twist.
I'm listening.
That's okay.
They're all just fiending on the pretzels right now.
They'll make their way over here.
I'm sure.
When they remember we exist.
Natalie, we're definitely soul sisters
now that I'm eating this.
How did she know that was your favorite? That's good. Natalie, we're definitely soul sisters now that I'm eating this.
How did she know that was your favorite?
That's good.
Here's a mock stub.
Carry everything in.
I like buffalo wing flavor.
That's good.
That's like legit buffalo wing. That's real good.
I've had these before.
These are probably like,
these are like the best pretzel.
Dude, especially after this dog shit Coke.
That is a good flavor and a good pretzel.
Me likey.
Yeah, that was good.
What is this?
A honey wheat.
Ooh, the braided won't be as good.
Uh-uh.
Not as good.
Just a pretzel, baby.
Yo.
The combination of wheat and sweet honey kind of just neutralizes it.
I can't even get the honey.
Like, barely.
You get the buffalo.
I'm going to get cinnamon and a piece of honey wheat.
Bug out.
What?
You're going to give cinnamon a pretzel?
A piece of the honey wheat one.
Where is she?
Hello?
Where'd she go?
She's at about 1 o'clock.
1 o'clock.
There's peanut butters
You eat a couple of those
I think there's a real mud mouth situation
She's eating it
Tastes like those crackers
Feed her more
She looks hungry
Hell yeah
She's almost a perfect circle.
You want to lower your mic?
Yeah, I'll lower the mic.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's get this sound.
Good crunch.
Nick has the headphones on.
That was a cinnamon crunch, just so you know.
Cinnamon toast crunch.
What did you think of these pretzels? If you had to rank
them, Gracie, what's your ranking?
In order of my favorites?
Alphabetically?
In order of the colors.
In order of the colors that they are.
Put them one to one with the weird
sodas we drank.
Rank them. What's the
lowest to highest?
Lowest?
I'm going to probably say honey wheat just because they're familiar and I ate them all the time as a kid.
But still great.
Still a great pretzel.
Then I'm going to go peanut butter.
That's when you screamed over and you put it at the bottom.
Well, I got excited because it was like the nostalgia factor.
That was a nostalgia scream.
Weird.
But second is going to be the peanut butter.
I mean, that's a classic.
Yeah.
Who doesn't like that?
The fucking buffalo ones.
Yeah, good.
Those are good.
Those could keep cinnamon alive for 10 more years.
I don't think that's right.
I think a taste of that would make cinnamon explode.
I don't think that's right.
Quite frankly, I think it would make her young again.
You know, it's your dog.
Revitalized.
Yeah.
It's your dog.
Bring back her spice of life.
Where'd they go?
And that's the show.
They're going to Eric Baer.
They're hiding behind the chocolate-covered gummy bears.
Getting more gifts.
I thought we were done.
Michael, can I have my buffalo pretzels back?
No, because I want some.
Tony's here.
Are we not using this?
Tony, explain what TikTok exclusive means for these sodas.
You can only buy it on TikTok in the TikTok store.
Like TikTok shop?
Why couldn't Eric just say that to you?
I had to sign up for TikTok to get it.
I don't know.
That's the extent of my knowledge of TikTok is the store.
And then that's where you got the crying tears one.
And what about the K-Wave one?
The K-Wave one.
He went to Korea for that.
Dude, they're all terrible.
It was on the Coca-Cola exclusive shop.
Which is not on TikTok yet.
Not on TikTok.
So that's a Coca-Cola store exclusive.
Yeah, they launched it for...
There's a whole QR code.
No, yeah, we don't need that.
We don't need to hear that again.
They put on a concert.
How do we get to the concert?
You watch it on TikTok.
And then Coca-Cola Spiced was just the spiced release of Coca-Cola.
Yeah, that's their seasonal permanent release.
He did air quotes, by the way, when he said that.
Seasonal permanent.
That's not on.
It's pointed that way and not being used.
So what did you, which one, from the K-Wave to the Spice to the Tears,
do you remember, how would you rank them?
It comes so far.
The K-Wave was the worst.
That was swill. We all agreed on that.
Yep, yep.
The Spiced was fine.
It's hard to remember because they all suck shit.
I don't like Spiced crap. I don't drink tea
or anything that comes like that. I thought it was
that. It was more raspberry than anything, so that was fine.
And then the Tears. The Tears. That didn't
wow me. The packaging was
good, but it was just like I had been swimming in salty water.
A cool box of candy.
But barely.
Wow!
But only just barely.
Yep.
Did any of them wow you?
No.
I mean, the packaging.
Just the packaging.
Packaging.
Packaging.
It's more about the hunt for these.
If you want to be wowed right now, eat one of these pretzels.
Eat one of these buffalo wing pretzels.
Those will change your life.
I'm not a buffalo wing guy. I'm a buffalo wing guy guy then you'll love them. You're gonna be wowed dude
This is better than any of that crap. We just drank
That was a tonic
Right yeah, dude. I'm wowed usually buffalo flavored stuff is not no they
They really nailed it. I yeah
No, they did it.
They really nailed it, I think.
Same great taste.
Chocolate-covered gummy bears.
I saw that in the mail room.
And I got a bunch of Sour Patch Kids.
For however long.
Lemon Fest? Immediately.
And then all blue.
Oh, Lemonade Fest.
But not in a crazy way like Nick.
Did you attend Lemonade Fest?
You said it as if you were familiar.
He's a much more polite human.
He's a fucking freak.
He just goes about it more normally.
You wouldn't tell just looking at him.
Gracie said, I got Sour Patch Kids
and then held them up to offer them.
And then Nick held up the pretzels
like those were also the Sour Patch Kids.
He just saw someone doing something
and he wanted to do it too.
Monkey see, monkey do.
Well, thank you very much, Tony. I really appreciate it.
Thank you for your expertise.
What is this?
This is a recordable button.
I'm so small, I'm little.
Really?
If you press the red and then record something,
every time you push the red, it'll play again.
That's a great idea.
Press the red, give it a second, and then say...
Cinnamon lives. You gotta press and hold. Press the red, give it a second, and then say. Cinnamon lives.
You got to press and hold.
Oh.
Press and hold, idiot.
Cinnamon lives.
Cinnamon lives.
Hell yeah!
Yeah!
Whoa!
This is awesome!
Best day ever.
Yeah, he's giving back for the buffalo pretzels.
He was wowed.
Yeah.
You can say it.
They wowed you.
Oh, yeah.
I'm a little skeptical. He was skeptical, but that's who you get wowed.ed. You can say it. They wowed you.
He was skeptical,
but that's who you get wowed. You come in skeptical.
Cinnamon's like 17 and a half.
Cinnamon's 150 years old.
Cinnamon is in doggy mode.
She doesn't know the wall's there.
Cinnamon doesn't know that you're there.
No, she does not.
Don't worry.
Gracie thinks she'll make it till at least October
yeah
thanks Tony
did we do it is that the episode
god I hope so I gotta say Tony
is a guy who
is way more into this
stuff than we are and we
made a podcast about it he's about
he's like he's on Nick's level
but in a smarter way and a more restrained way.
Yes, I agree.
Do you think Nick would ever know how to order a TikTok exclusive?
He would know how to scream about it.
What you need to do, if you listen to this podcast
and you like Tony's treats,
you need to follow him, Tony underscore Simonetta on Instagram.
He goes and uses a hashtag hashtag Tony tries stuff
and he gets shit that is like
available for one day
he does such a better job than we do
and it's why we have so much of this stuff
because he just hands it to us
and usually it's because he's got extras
he doesn't just get one
he's not just getting one for himself
he gets and provides too
he's uh
oh yeah he got a cheese
keychain. Alright, let's
get out of here so Gracie can finish eating her snacks.
Hey, thanks for listening to this shit.
Spitting silly.
I hope you cried tears of joy. Don't forget to
listen to a new episode of Face Gym next week.
Maybe. That's right, next week.
Maybe. Tell a friend about the show where we
did whatever we wanted. Goodbye.
Cinnamon lives.
That's going to be outdated soon.
Oh, my God.
Jimmy John.
After October.