100% Eat - Spittin Silly - Snack Attack

Episode Date: April 16, 2024

Our Hero judges are back to test out snacks sent in by loyal jammers. In this episode we eat way too many chocolate covered gummy bears, buffalo wing pretzels, Sour Patch Kids, and wash it all down wi...th some oddly flavored Cokes. Cinnamon is also here to give her review. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is We're Going? Yeah. Oh, I see. What song is that? Welcome to Spittin' Silly, the Fortnite podcast where anything can happen, and it probably does. I'm your host, Jordan Swizzle. I'm your host, Michael Jones.
Starting point is 00:00:11 Michael, how confusing are ACs to you? I'm confused proof on the AC situation. Now, is it just the AC situation, or is it the microphone recording situation? That doesn't confuse me at all. It pisses me off, but it doesn't confuse me. But it doesn't confuse you. Don't worry. I was like, I'm good for 1230. Okay. 108.
Starting point is 00:00:31 Why are you so close? Well, he has to be over here now because he's got to monitor this thing instead of the computer. Yeah, he's trying to get close. Before we go on vacation, he had to come in here and get close. I've seen him. These cords seem long enough. We could put the little
Starting point is 00:00:47 recorder over there. Okay, look. So this is the penultimate Spit and Silly. Or the last one. If Eric did his math right. And if he did it wrong, this is it. This is the last one. Goodbye or goodbye soon. And a very special guest in the house
Starting point is 00:01:04 today, wandering around confused and aimless, not just Nick, but Cinnamon. Yay, Cinnamon! You won't hear her. Has not made a sound since I got here. And she won't. If she barks, though, it's the end of the episode. It's the end of the episode.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Class dismissed. I'm shocked that she's alive. Well, when you see her in person, you really do appreciate the achievement. But is Cinnamon existing? It's like she's not really doing much. She's not very dog-like. I described her.
Starting point is 00:01:32 She's very cat-like. No, she's more like bug-like. I think she's more in that her brain is just like, got to go over here and then I go back over there. But there's not like second-by-second thought. She's not investigating. She's just senile I know
Starting point is 00:01:46 that's what I'm saying it's in a similar way you congratulate her life if you just see like a hundred year old person walking around I mean she's sundown from sunup
Starting point is 00:01:54 man it's she's going she's both smaller and larger than I expected so she is she's way she's way smaller than I thought she would be
Starting point is 00:02:03 as like a breed of dog size but a lot rounder she's round but so much rounder. She's round. But so much rounder. Staring directly at the wall. Well, she's kind of been scoping the place out, like feeling her way around the room. And I guess she's just like, oh. So she has to sniff really close.
Starting point is 00:02:16 I've hit a wall here. The only sound she makes is when she walks off the carpet and there's a little like. You can hear her little paws. Little paws on the floor over there. She was panting a little bit. But boy, she's been moving since I got here nick all she does is walk in circles yeah she's been moving i wouldn't say grooving no no definitely not grooving jordan's trying to yank jordan's wire style yeah you want to say hi you have anything to say to the people uh if you're
Starting point is 00:02:39 wondering that's gracie cinnamon voice every time i talk to you finny winnie right that's Gracie's cinnamon voice. Giggle, giggle. Every time I talk to her, I go, Finny Winnie. Right, that's what I just said. That's a good interview. That's what I just said. Yeah, that was nice. We interviewed cinnamon. Tell the people what they want to know.
Starting point is 00:02:55 You did so good. Well, medium. I was surprised she stopped whining. In my opinion, she stopped. Watch out. Where's Jimmy John? I'll kill him. Big game hunting cinnamon.
Starting point is 00:03:07 So we were going to do a food court, but then we went, oh, we got snacks. Let's do snacks. So we got kind of a snack attack going on here today. Jordan actually said that, not me. Yeah, Jordan said it. He made the call. And I backed it. Well, we...
Starting point is 00:03:17 With silence. Well, we decided to do this yesterday because of some timing that was lining up. because of some timing that was lining up. And then one of us, without naming names, in the Slack said, should we come hungry to this? And didn't offer any ideas for what we could eat. Put your guesses in now who that was.
Starting point is 00:03:37 There's a couple people that could be. Why Gracie? I think it was Cinnamon. Well, Nicholas? I wanted him to come hungry just to be pissed. Just to be hungry. Right, just to like stew. Yeah. Come hungry, stay hungry, get angry.
Starting point is 00:03:51 The end. So we do have a few snacks. I'm going to start. Snacks! I'm going to start with this one. That is a box that says nuts.com on it. This is from Nick. Wowzers.
Starting point is 00:04:02 It's really nuts inside. Hey, Face Jam. Sick Nick here. I'm sorry about the rum cocos, but I absolutely agree the score of one is a bad winner. Go to hell.
Starting point is 00:04:10 This motherfucker. To make amends. Nick's from Austria, right? Is that what it was? To make amends before the end, please accept this bag
Starting point is 00:04:21 of shit. What is it? That's the biggest bag of shit. What is it? That's the biggest bag of five pounds of Nuts.com chocolate gummy bears. Holy shit! This is your dream. I didn't know they came in a bag that big. I can't eat any.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Also. Just kidding. That's so many gummy bears. Jordan. That's a pound each. You call them Jordan? Jordan. I've also included each. You call him Jordan? Jordan. I've also included your very own raccoon Mario. Whoa. Dude, this guy's flush with these things. Dude.
Starting point is 00:04:55 He's just handing them out. P.S. Handing them out. P.S. Jordan, calm down. Dude, I didn't even have to get run over for this. Guys, Eric's trying to P.S. Almost forgot some sour for Gracie. Everyone knows she doesn't like chocolate.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Everyone knows. What'd I get? What'd I get? Ooh, yum. Whatever these are, I'm already in. I appreciate that she's not saying what they are. She's just, ah. Can you guess what they are by her reaction?
Starting point is 00:05:20 They're a sour patch, lemonade, what? Lemonade what? Lemon fest. Shut up. Oh, my God. Give them Lemonade what? Lemon Fest. Shut up! Oh my God, give them to me. Hey, Eric. Shut up!
Starting point is 00:05:29 And also, Bluegrass wasn't speaking. All blues. Oh, yes. Thank you, Nick. You really redeemed yourself in my eyes. You're good as ever.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Hold on. Raccoon Mario in full effect? Hang on, wait, let me interview him. Yeah, hang on, wait, wait, wait. Go for it. Nice work. Way more interesting than what Cinnamon was doing.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Suction cup needs some work, but we'll get there. Oh, there we go. Woo! Woo! Nice. Woo! Woo! Gum me up.
Starting point is 00:05:58 We're in death throes. So that's from Nick. Yeah, if you couldn't tell from the last episode. The rum cocoa. What I would like to see, though, I would like Gracie to try a chocolate covered gummy bear. Oh, fine. You'll like it. I won't, but I'll do it just for the hell of it.
Starting point is 00:06:10 You might like the gummy bear. You might. I don't even want to bite into it. Oh, my God. You have to, though. You don't have to chew it. Dude, she likes it. I don't.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Ew. What do you mean, ew? I don't like chocolate to begin with. I don't want it to be squishy. I don't want to have my mouth. Fuck, those are good. They're so good, though. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:06:38 She is convulsing over there, eating that. I'm trying to swallow it. All right, now, Eric, I've already eaten like eight. I swallowed it eaten like eight. Hell is nothing but sour patch kids. What? I couldn't keep chewing on it. Swallowed it like a pill. I swallowed it. Wonderful.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Thank you, Nick. This is a good thing to go out on. Honestly, it's the best redemption we've ever had. That bag is fucking huge. I can't get over five pounds. I didn't know that was an option you could pick. Keep it away from me for now.
Starting point is 00:07:11 And then until the end, I take it home. But keep that away from me because I'm going to eat 150. Keep it closest to Gracie. So, Gracie, were you ever here for the Nuts.com sponsorship? Yeah, when he opened the gummy bears prior to you opening them. Uh-huh, yeah. That was great. That bag is so fucking insane.
Starting point is 00:07:27 How big were the other bags we were getting? Like one pound? A pound? No, more than two. Eight pounds, maybe? Yeah. Dude. Nuts.com was a beloved sponsor of Face Gym.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Yeah, dude. I could feed a village. Definitely one of our top tier sponsors. You're eating more. Just going for it. Stop. This is a great redemption from the rum cocoa. Legitimately the worst snack
Starting point is 00:07:48 we've ever had. I think it was poison. So bad. I think they were filled with bleach. Why was it so bad? The bleach. The blue raspberry. I thought these were all going to be yellow. Well, what are the yellow and pink? Some of them pink. No, there's every color.
Starting point is 00:08:04 That's bullshit. I don't know if that's green or blue, pink, yellow, orange. You don't know? Are you sure? Some of them pink. Lemon Fest. No, there's every color. Every color? That's bullshit. I don't know if that's green or blue, pink, yellow, orange. You don't know? Are you sure? I can't tell in the bag. I'm eating a pink right now. Was the bag dark? Yeah, it's dark in the bag.
Starting point is 00:08:15 You can perfectly see all the color. Don't offer it to me. I can't eat that. I had to eat that. You should eat this. If I ate the chocolate gummy bear, you have to try a sour patch. She got a point. Hey, go to hell. Hey, you have to try a sour patch. She got a point. Hey, go to hell.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Hey, the blue one's good. Yeah, you got a blue one. Here we go. You're going to love it. My mouth started salivating because you like it so much, dude. Because you're so excited. Yummy. I left the sound on for this.
Starting point is 00:08:45 You look like you didn't have teeth for a second. You were doing the tea break. He went for the tea break, and immediately put them back down. Just do what Gracie did. Swallow it whole. Yeah. I did.
Starting point is 00:08:55 You look scared. The end flavor is good, but that's wrong. The end flavor is the chewy, no sour's all the flavor is the chewy no sour This next snack is partly from Tony. Oh like our Tony. Yeah from Tony streets How is it partly from Tony and partly from Joshua? What does that mean? How a collaboration a collection? Oh of Coca-colas that we need to try Coca-Cola's that we need to try
Starting point is 00:09:25 last two Yuck dude So we have spiced and spice zero sugar Jesus Christ But we also have other coca-cola's that we need to dive into spiced in what ways? Are we talking like dune spice? Yeah, yeah, it's also Am I the quits that's hot Iraq and it's been warm for about the whom yeah if you want cinnamon to sit
Starting point is 00:09:56 you gotta use the voice no you just gotta put her on some slippery wood and then she just I think that's falling down that's also what Paul Atreides does to oh wait so what do you think of Coca-Cola spice wood and then she just... I think that's falling down. That's also what Paul Atreides does to... Oh, wait. So what do you think of Coca-Cola Spice? It smells...
Starting point is 00:10:10 This is very specific, but it smells like when you go to the movies and you get a Coke Icy and it melts. Yeah. It smells like Coke Icy. It's not hot. That's watered down then. It's weird. That doesn't taste like that different. It's Coke taste like that different.
Starting point is 00:10:26 It's Coke with some... This tastes like Coke. It tastes like Coke with the flat icy flavor at the end. A hint of something. You nailed it. If you get a Coke icy... Eric, that's a great point. Eric's on point.
Starting point is 00:10:44 You said it like it's been told to you many times. No, I just think it's funny. Yeah, I wouldn't drink that. Why? Why? Regular Coke is better. I don't think it's bad. The longer the aftertaste hangs out.
Starting point is 00:10:57 I'm hallucinating. I can see the future. Whoa. I wonder if it would be spicy. A holy war in my name. Is that from the Coke spice or that's blue Coke? It's blue Coke. It's the Coke of life. I die for like two weeks and then I come back after I drink the blue Coke.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Well you drink mixed tears. Exactly. And then you gotta drown him. You gotta drown him. And then suck the blue out of him. Yeah. And then I say, whatever happens next, know that I'll love you until I die. And then I marry Eric. And then not explain anything. And it's fine.
Starting point is 00:11:33 And not explain anything. She's been on this planet her whole life. She doesn't really understand what's happening, where these people came from. He could easily go, look, I have to do this thing in order for this war. This is the only thing the world can see of us. It's the only road to life. Color, like, draw by numbers or whatever the fuck that's called. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Okay. Fill in the blank. Figure it out, lady. No, this would kill her. Gracie asked if cinnamon wants a taste of Coca-Cola spice. I think it would kill cinnamon. It would. Or she would become the one that's outside her right.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Okay, I'm trying to remember. People give their dogs Like sparkling water So Let's try this Why would they do that? They put sparkling water In the bowl So the dog thinks it's water
Starting point is 00:12:09 And they're like It makes the face That Eric made When he ate the chocolate Why is it spicy? Like the face that you made When you ate the chocolate Exactly
Starting point is 00:12:15 This is Coca-Cola spiced Yum Zero sugar So it's gonna be worse Oh Even worse It's a shittier Coke Frankly I don't even know Why we need to bother But What? Oh worse. Even worse. It's a shittier Coke.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Frankly, I don't even know why we need to bother. What spice is it? Hang on, it's worse. Yeah, Coke Zero sucks, man. It's so bad. It's so flat. Drink Coke or nothing. That is melted icy. Even more than the other one. You can taste whatever fake sweetener they put in it.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Oh, it is worse. That's me. It coats your tongue. It has... I mean, you taste the fakeness of it, right? That aspartame... Whatever that flavor is, it's worse. But don't worry.
Starting point is 00:13:02 You've cried many tears. I sure have. Why do you have a briefcase? He's got a briefcase. With keys on it. We have to spread the word Coke bullshit. Is this another TikTok exclusive? It is. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Is this one going to light up when we open it? Coca-Cola happy tears. What? What did you talk about, Nick's tears? You were just talking about your drops of joy. That was moments ago, Nick. And you were making a face. Who sent this and how and why?
Starting point is 00:13:32 This is a TikTok exclusive. What's up with the glue drip? Take a picture of that afterwards. What are the other accessories in there? Oh, you're looking at the glue drip? I thought it was glue. No, no. What is that?
Starting point is 00:13:41 It's a tear. It's a tear. Oh, that doesn't look like a tear. That looks like- What's that white thing? Residue. We were just Oh, that doesn't look like a tear. That looks like... What's that white thing? Residue. We were just talking about that. This is Kleenex.
Starting point is 00:13:49 This is like tissues because it's tears. Fucking what? Zero sugar. Drink your tears and use your Kleenex. Drops of joy. Happy tears. Jordan, are you ready for the Coca-Cola happy tears? Coca-Cola creation that was exclusive to TikTok?
Starting point is 00:14:05 And before you drink it, just remember, there's magic in being real. Yeah. Happy Tears. I've never felt a greater disconnect. Why? What do you mean? This is what I think of when I want a nice,
Starting point is 00:14:16 cold Coca-Cola. I want to cry and drink it. I want to have someone else to drink my tear excrement. Am I supposed to be crying? You will be. Oh, boy. Give it a shot. Whoa. I'll have to finish this tear excrement. Am I supposed to be crying? You will be. Oh boy. Oh! Let's give it a shot.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Whoa. I'll have to finish this one. Okay. Sniff sniff, unfortunately. Sniff sniff. Sick QR code on the can. Jordan Cup. It wasn't good.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Gracie made a... Oh, I'm sorry. Such a face. Oop! He did a dribble. Eric dribbled some tears. Someone needs to slurp this up. Okay, so this is apparently supposed to be... Ooh....slightly salty? He did a dribble. Eric dribbled some tears. Someone needs to slurp this up.
Starting point is 00:14:49 Okay, so this is apparently supposed to be slightly salty. What the hell? Gross. All right, here we go. Who cried into it? Weird. I don't... It just tastes even flatter. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Oh, it has... Same thing. It has a... No flavor. It has a shit flavor. They all just taste like Coke, but then at the end you're like, mmm. You drink it and go, why does this Coke suck?
Starting point is 00:15:10 You would get this from a fountain and it's off. It's off! It tastes like if you accidentally were going for Coke in a soda fountain and accidentally got Fanta. Did you give us the wrong one? No, it was provided to us by Joshua, who's a jammer, and Tony from Tony Streets.
Starting point is 00:15:26 How did they get it? It was a TikTok exclusive. You keep saying that. What the fuck does it mean? They got it through TikTok, dude. Yeah, exclusively. This is going to be banned soon. They reached into their fucking phones and pulled it out. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:15:37 TikTok exclusive. Don't knock TikTok. I'm about to cry. It's kind of... Stop giving me bad drinks. It just tastes kind of like flat, right? Couldn't you put something cool in a case, like a regular Coke? That'd be sick.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Oh, dude. I'd love that. Yeah. Some places, too, they're off, and some they just suck forever. Like, dude, like bottle-level Coke every time? McDonald's. Yeah. They make Coke perfectly. Yeah. Some places you go, oh, their Coke just time? McDonald's. Yeah. They make Coke perfectly.
Starting point is 00:16:05 Yeah. Some places you go, oh, their Coke just kind of sucks a little bit. There's so much packaging. Coke is taking out the planet. How many of these are we going to drink? There's so much packaging, dude, for a can of fucking soda. Crazy as fuck, Doug. Dude, she had a piece of chocolate.
Starting point is 00:16:18 She's losing it. This is Coca-Cola. No. K-Wave. Whoa. That's a cool K-Wave. Is this a TikTok exclusive? Fruity fantasy flavor. This one I think is a TikTok exclusive. No. K-Wave. Whoa. That's a cool K-Wave. Is this a TikTok exclusive? Fruity fantasy flavor.
Starting point is 00:16:27 This one I think is a TikTok exclusive. It's Instagram. Oh, no. Nice catch. Monkey-like reflexes. Poor engineering on the box. More stickers. Poor engineering on the box.
Starting point is 00:16:36 You can just leave it in there. Yeah, there you go. Are there any more piss to your stickers? No, those are different. Okay. We got two different answers. Let me see the back. Is this a popular flavor in Korea, if I were to guess?
Starting point is 00:16:50 We are delighted to invite you to the Coca-Cola K-Wave concert, a celebration of the infinite... He's dancing with it. A celebration of the infinite passion and dedication to the K-pop fandom. While the event takes place in Korea, you can join from anywhere in the world through online streaming. With the zero sugar crap. So this is a K-pop
Starting point is 00:17:10 flavor. So let's give it a try. Do you think Coca-Cola actually likes K-pop and their fans or are they just trying to like... Fit in with the times? They're trying to make some money off of them. Yo, this is... They're not doing it for the love of the genre. Weird. They're all weird and they're all bad because there's no sugar.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Oh, that's the worst. That's the worst one. This one tastes like a watered-down Sour Patch Kid. Does it? It's not good. No, it's not good. Who's asking for these flavors? Could be because I just ate a Sour Patch Kid.
Starting point is 00:17:43 Oh, that's definitely the worst one. Cinnamon's looking to shut this production down. Yeah. I'm going to run back near the computers. This one is the worst one. I thought it was the most interesting smelling one. It's also the coolest can. Because the other ones aren't even in a can.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Well, no. This one's in a can. It's got cum on it. It smells bad. Oh, right. Yeah, that one sucks. Wait, can I see that? The can sucks, too.
Starting point is 00:18:00 This is a cool can. Well, not... They should put... Here's... Hurry! Here's the collab we need. How do they do that? Put regular This is a cool can. Well, not- They should put- Here's- Hurry! Here's the collab we need. How do they do that? Put regular Coke in that cool can.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Yeah, that's what you do. None of these were- Is it embossed? Yeah, it feels like hot glue that dried on it. I'm getting a headache already. None of these were good, right? Trust me. No, none of those were good.
Starting point is 00:18:18 And there's no chance it'll ever be good if you keep handling zero sugar. I like certain Coke flavors, but all the ones they've been doing that are... Coca-Cola, Vanilla Coke, Cherry Coke, all good. All good. Take a good thing like Coke and then add another good thing. Don't remove shit and then add crap. When they start getting really experimental
Starting point is 00:18:38 and trying to reach a specific audience, it seems like they start either running out of flavors or something. Eric is making a face. This also tells me there's too many fucking zero sugar fuckers out there. Yes. Because it's not an audience they should be catering to. I know.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Yeah, dude. Sure. Are you one of them? Hell no. Alright. Then we're fine. You think I'm a zero sugar motherfucker? For Coke, that's the thing. People eat sugar, they just gotta have my Coke Zero. If it's real sugar, it's okay to have on occasion.
Starting point is 00:19:10 And then, the people started drinking it all the time, and they put high fructose corn syrup in it, and that's bad for you. And so they needed to invent Zero Sugar, and now it just sucks. Yeah. Now it's worse sort of in every way? Yeah, now we're all suffering. It's like, well, it just sucks. Yeah. Now it's worse sort of in every way. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Now we're all suffering. It's like well it could just be sugar. It's fine. Just drink less idiot. Here's our last snack. Diet is the best. Why are you freaking about this piece of paper? This is from Natalie. Okay. Okay. Hi Natalie. Do you got beef or what? I think he just created some. He's done that after this.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Here we go. Gracie. Oh. That's go. Gracie! Enclosed is a little pretzel variety for you. I think we may be soul sisters when it comes to our love for pretzels. I happen to love chocolate. I live near Philly, so I included some Philly Pretzel Factory mustard.
Starting point is 00:20:00 I grew up near the Snyder's Factory, and they have some of my favorite snacks, so I included some of those as well. Enjoy, Natalie. This is only to Gracie. Oh, that's why it repulsed you? Because the note seemed fine. Because it wasn't to Eric?
Starting point is 00:20:14 Everyone! The note seemed pretty reasonable. Gracie can have pretzels. I'll share my pretzels with y'all. Where his fit was coming from. These are Snyder's hot buffalo wing pieces. Okay. Interesting. Now we're talking. We also have... Get this disgusting Coke taste out of my mouth. These are Snyder's hot buffalo wing pieces Okay Interesting
Starting point is 00:20:25 Now we're talking We also have Get this disgusting Zero sugar pretzels Snyder's filled pieces With real peanut butter Oh And lastly
Starting point is 00:20:36 Okay Look at that Snyder's braided twist Honey wheat Oh my god Those were my favorite When I was a little kid. They were? They were your favorite?
Starting point is 00:20:49 She used to fuck it up. Oh, that's a good mustard. It's spicy. Super hot Philly pretzel factory mustard. There's no way that's super hot. It looks like regular spicy brown mustard. Nick, did you see the Philly City Connect jerseys. I just want to point out
Starting point is 00:21:07 I handed him the pretzel twist. I'm listening. That's okay. They're all just fiending on the pretzels right now. They'll make their way over here. I'm sure. When they remember we exist. Natalie, we're definitely soul sisters
Starting point is 00:21:23 now that I'm eating this. How did she know that was your favorite? That's good. Natalie, we're definitely soul sisters now that I'm eating this. How did she know that was your favorite? That's good. Here's a mock stub. Carry everything in. I like buffalo wing flavor. That's good.
Starting point is 00:21:36 That's like legit buffalo wing. That's real good. I've had these before. These are probably like, these are like the best pretzel. Dude, especially after this dog shit Coke. That is a good flavor and a good pretzel. Me likey. Yeah, that was good.
Starting point is 00:21:51 What is this? A honey wheat. Ooh, the braided won't be as good. Uh-uh. Not as good. Just a pretzel, baby. Yo. The combination of wheat and sweet honey kind of just neutralizes it.
Starting point is 00:22:05 I can't even get the honey. Like, barely. You get the buffalo. I'm going to get cinnamon and a piece of honey wheat. Bug out. What? You're going to give cinnamon a pretzel? A piece of the honey wheat one.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Where is she? Hello? Where'd she go? She's at about 1 o'clock. 1 o'clock. There's peanut butters You eat a couple of those I think there's a real mud mouth situation
Starting point is 00:22:28 She's eating it Tastes like those crackers Feed her more She looks hungry Hell yeah She's almost a perfect circle. You want to lower your mic? Yeah, I'll lower the mic.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Yeah, yeah. Let's get this sound. Good crunch. Nick has the headphones on. That was a cinnamon crunch, just so you know. Cinnamon toast crunch. What did you think of these pretzels? If you had to rank them, Gracie, what's your ranking?
Starting point is 00:23:07 In order of my favorites? Alphabetically? In order of the colors. In order of the colors that they are. Put them one to one with the weird sodas we drank. Rank them. What's the lowest to highest?
Starting point is 00:23:23 Lowest? I'm going to probably say honey wheat just because they're familiar and I ate them all the time as a kid. But still great. Still a great pretzel. Then I'm going to go peanut butter. That's when you screamed over and you put it at the bottom. Well, I got excited because it was like the nostalgia factor. That was a nostalgia scream.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Weird. But second is going to be the peanut butter. I mean, that's a classic. Yeah. Who doesn't like that? The fucking buffalo ones. Yeah, good. Those are good.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Those could keep cinnamon alive for 10 more years. I don't think that's right. I think a taste of that would make cinnamon explode. I don't think that's right. Quite frankly, I think it would make her young again. You know, it's your dog. Revitalized. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:00 It's your dog. Bring back her spice of life. Where'd they go? And that's the show. They're going to Eric Baer. They're hiding behind the chocolate-covered gummy bears. Getting more gifts. I thought we were done.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Michael, can I have my buffalo pretzels back? No, because I want some. Tony's here. Are we not using this? Tony, explain what TikTok exclusive means for these sodas. You can only buy it on TikTok in the TikTok store. Like TikTok shop? Why couldn't Eric just say that to you?
Starting point is 00:24:29 I had to sign up for TikTok to get it. I don't know. That's the extent of my knowledge of TikTok is the store. And then that's where you got the crying tears one. And what about the K-Wave one? The K-Wave one. He went to Korea for that. Dude, they're all terrible.
Starting point is 00:24:42 It was on the Coca-Cola exclusive shop. Which is not on TikTok yet. Not on TikTok. So that's a Coca-Cola store exclusive. Yeah, they launched it for... There's a whole QR code. No, yeah, we don't need that. We don't need to hear that again.
Starting point is 00:24:58 They put on a concert. How do we get to the concert? You watch it on TikTok. And then Coca-Cola Spiced was just the spiced release of Coca-Cola. Yeah, that's their seasonal permanent release. He did air quotes, by the way, when he said that. Seasonal permanent. That's not on.
Starting point is 00:25:13 It's pointed that way and not being used. So what did you, which one, from the K-Wave to the Spice to the Tears, do you remember, how would you rank them? It comes so far. The K-Wave was the worst. That was swill. We all agreed on that. Yep, yep. The Spiced was fine.
Starting point is 00:25:32 It's hard to remember because they all suck shit. I don't like Spiced crap. I don't drink tea or anything that comes like that. I thought it was that. It was more raspberry than anything, so that was fine. And then the Tears. The Tears. That didn't wow me. The packaging was good, but it was just like I had been swimming in salty water. A cool box of candy.
Starting point is 00:25:49 But barely. Wow! But only just barely. Yep. Did any of them wow you? No. I mean, the packaging. Just the packaging.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Packaging. Packaging. It's more about the hunt for these. If you want to be wowed right now, eat one of these pretzels. Eat one of these buffalo wing pretzels. Those will change your life. I'm not a buffalo wing guy. I'm a buffalo wing guy guy then you'll love them. You're gonna be wowed dude This is better than any of that crap. We just drank
Starting point is 00:26:13 That was a tonic Right yeah, dude. I'm wowed usually buffalo flavored stuff is not no they They really nailed it. I yeah No, they did it. They really nailed it, I think. Same great taste. Chocolate-covered gummy bears. I saw that in the mail room.
Starting point is 00:26:30 And I got a bunch of Sour Patch Kids. For however long. Lemon Fest? Immediately. And then all blue. Oh, Lemonade Fest. But not in a crazy way like Nick. Did you attend Lemonade Fest? You said it as if you were familiar.
Starting point is 00:26:41 He's a much more polite human. He's a fucking freak. He just goes about it more normally. You wouldn't tell just looking at him. Gracie said, I got Sour Patch Kids and then held them up to offer them. And then Nick held up the pretzels like those were also the Sour Patch Kids.
Starting point is 00:26:58 He just saw someone doing something and he wanted to do it too. Monkey see, monkey do. Well, thank you very much, Tony. I really appreciate it. Thank you for your expertise. What is this? This is a recordable button. I'm so small, I'm little.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Really? If you press the red and then record something, every time you push the red, it'll play again. That's a great idea. Press the red, give it a second, and then say... Cinnamon lives. You gotta press and hold. Press the red, give it a second, and then say. Cinnamon lives. You got to press and hold. Oh.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Press and hold, idiot. Cinnamon lives. Cinnamon lives. Hell yeah! Yeah! Whoa! This is awesome! Best day ever.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Yeah, he's giving back for the buffalo pretzels. He was wowed. Yeah. You can say it. They wowed you. Oh, yeah. I'm a little skeptical. He was skeptical, but that's who you get wowed.ed. You can say it. They wowed you. He was skeptical,
Starting point is 00:27:47 but that's who you get wowed. You come in skeptical. Cinnamon's like 17 and a half. Cinnamon's 150 years old. Cinnamon is in doggy mode. She doesn't know the wall's there. Cinnamon doesn't know that you're there. No, she does not. Don't worry.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Gracie thinks she'll make it till at least October yeah thanks Tony did we do it is that the episode god I hope so I gotta say Tony is a guy who is way more into this stuff than we are and we
Starting point is 00:28:19 made a podcast about it he's about he's like he's on Nick's level but in a smarter way and a more restrained way. Yes, I agree. Do you think Nick would ever know how to order a TikTok exclusive? He would know how to scream about it. What you need to do, if you listen to this podcast and you like Tony's treats,
Starting point is 00:28:36 you need to follow him, Tony underscore Simonetta on Instagram. He goes and uses a hashtag hashtag Tony tries stuff and he gets shit that is like available for one day he does such a better job than we do and it's why we have so much of this stuff because he just hands it to us and usually it's because he's got extras
Starting point is 00:28:55 he doesn't just get one he's not just getting one for himself he gets and provides too he's uh oh yeah he got a cheese keychain. Alright, let's get out of here so Gracie can finish eating her snacks. Hey, thanks for listening to this shit.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Spitting silly. I hope you cried tears of joy. Don't forget to listen to a new episode of Face Gym next week. Maybe. That's right, next week. Maybe. Tell a friend about the show where we did whatever we wanted. Goodbye. Cinnamon lives. That's going to be outdated soon.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Oh, my God. Jimmy John. After October.

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