100% Eat - Taco Bell Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries & Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries Burrito

Episode Date: March 3, 2020

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Bell Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries & Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries Burrito so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about weird vibes, if the cantina is necessary, and more. Sponsored by DoorDash. Download the DoorDash app and use code FACEJAM for $5 off your first order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Face Jam, the show where we try every new fast food creation to let you know if you need it, you probably do! Thanks to DoorDash for making this show possible. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you? Got weird vibes today. Vibes are weird. Vibes are definitely weird today. They're all over the place today. It was a topsy-turvy day, you know? A real adventure going to the place we went to.

Almost a non-adventure. And where we went to was Taco Bell to try the Taco Bell Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries slash Burrito format. Oh, my favorite anime. Yeah. That's not misspelled. It's Burrito. But that's how it should be pronounced, right?

Burrito. Burr. How do you spell Bill Burr? B-U-R-R. That's not misspelled. It's burrito. But that's how it should be pronounced, right? Burrito. Burr. How do you spell Bill Burr? B-U-R-R. That's how this is spelled. Burrito. Burrito. What the fuck?

See? See how I did it? You're right about weird vibes. You two at home can say burrito. Michael will let you. But if someone strikes you, it's not my fault. Just saying. You chose to say it.

I'm at a safe distance from the people in the room with me. You think the term strikes? Have you ever been struck? Did you just say burrito? This is more of a punch. That'll teach you.

Alright, so yeah. We went to the Taco Bell. We went to the Taco Bell Cantina. You said we were having Taco Bell Cantina and I thought, I can't wait to try that. It's just Taco Bell Cantina. You guys did. You said we were having Taco Bell Cantina and I thought, I can't wait to try that. And then you were like, It's just Taco Bell.

Yeah, no, but I was like, someone's like, what are you eating today? And I was like, oh, we're eating the Cantina, whatever that is. And then I realized

today that was the name of a restaurant. Like it's a special Taco Bell. It's the JBX of Taco Bell. Right. I've never been to one and knew nothing about it. I'll say this right now, nothing to do with the food.

Save yourself some trouble. Don't go. Don't bother. Especially if it's on like a very busy boulevard next to a major university. Yeah, no kidding. What's nice about this show, even if we go to a sit-down restaurant,

is it's very timely. It doesn't take very long. we go to a sit-down restaurant, is it's very timely. It doesn't take very long. No. At a sit-down restaurant, obviously the food takes longer to get there, but whenever we block out scheduling for the show, I think we're always done on time or earlier. Yeah. And going to fast food places is like, pop in, get the food, pop back, eat it, do the show.

Sometimes we run a little long because we've got so much time. This, by far, is the worst episode we've got so much time this by far is the worst episode we've ever done we started at 2 we're 20 minutes from the end of our slot now it's been an hour and 40 minutes it's absurd how long it took to go to this fucking place

park in Austin and then made the longest I've ever waited for a few tacos. Fast food. That was incredibly slow. That was ridiculous. And the whole damn reason we went there, besides it's different, is they have alcohol.

But wait, they don't. No, they don't. Apparently, they stopped that. I was surprised that I had actually been there. I had been to this Taco Bell. You didn't even need the directions. No, none. I also know where things are so that helped congratulations there's been many arguments in the car about directions

i've been there it didn't take don't know where the arby's is okay eric eric at one point just went do you know where we're going and he went i know yeah i've been there it's like why do you sound so surprised and then uh and then we drove past the restaurant and had to go up seven blocks. Then we couldn't turn left. It was wild, man. We were just talking about driving to the next Taco Bell, which we should have done. We choked about it, but it wasn't a joke. Totally would have been faster.

The cantina used to have alcohol. It doesn't anymore. Jordan talked about having grain alcohol in his Baja Blast, and I was looking forward to it. It tasted like rubbing alcohol in a Baja Blast. I was ready for a Baja Blast out my ass and they wouldn't fucking do it for me.

Yeah, dude. You get drunk twice. Fuck, yeah. Going in and coming out. That's how it works, right? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Anyway, you're a big

Taco Bell fan, right? I'm a fairly large, fairly medium-sized to large Taco Bell fan. Are people not Taco Bell fans? I feel like... Some people. I feel like...

There's elitists out there. I feel like most people, even if you don't care for fast food, feel like taco bell is the one place that's like yeah it's i'll get whatever because i'll drown it in the sauce and i'll have a good time yeah you know i feel like they also have any malice towards it they also stand apart a little bit just not being a burger place because there's so many there's not a lot of big chain taco places they're kind of they kind of run the market on that it's true like i when we had the tiny tacos from jack in the box you were like i i've had the tacos there i went they sell tacos i've i don't know last time i've been there and

have never had tacos they just try to do everything yeah and they fail across the board exactly but taco bell does the tacos taco bell does the tacos you can order and the bird you can order the same thing 19 different ways. Watch out. He's close enough, too. I'm a strike. You guys are close enough. I'm within reach.

Burrito. Jesus Christ. Oh, boy. I was going to mention your past experience of Taco Bell sort of led to the genesis of this podcast. To not get too sticky with it. Yeah, we can be as general as we need to be. Jordan and I do sometimes other things, like for a job.

So confusing. Was it confusing? We've met before this podcast, and upon our meetings, we've had many, many discussions about Taco Bell food. What are you laughing at? Why is it explained like this? Because it takes forever. Back in 2003.

Then we'd have to explain what the show is. Don't say its name. You're turning people off. They're turning off the podcast right now. They're smashing their phones. Anyway, Michael had had an experience. What is this? With Taco Bell one day, came to work and was like, he was still suffering.

He had a Taco Bell hangover during this thing we were trying to do. And I was just like, why did you do this to yourself? Because it's good. I like it. It started the whole discussion. And just my, like, I can't understand why you would do it to yourself. And then it was like, that'd be a dumb show. However, to be fair, though, this might throw the audience for a loop here.

You've got Jordan Sweers on Face Jam of like, you're a monster, you're an animal, you eat shit, everything you like is awful. He's like, oh, but I also love Taco Bell. Oh, yeah. That's what started it. We agreed on a food item at Taco Bell. And we were both like,

the cheesy gordita crunch is the best thing they have at Taco Bell. And then he went, bing. Wow, this guy, this is Jordan. He's like, this guy guy talking to me has a great sense of taste and he loves the best food i should do a food show with him let's sit on that for a few years really really and near the end really get it spun up but then for some reason drag out the process well really what we what we needed is somebody who wanted to put it together. Right.

Yeah. Yeah. And that's why we have Nick. Yep. Thanks, buddy. Also, like, sauce heaven. Jesus Christ. You should have seen him.

That was ridiculous. That was, and he brought, like, he's like, ooh, leftovers, and put them in his pocket. Normally, I'm kind of iffy on adding just like arbitrary sauce or like special sauce. It's a special item food, right? You eat what they make. It's like you could dump ketchup all over it, but just eat what they made. I feel like Taco Bell is the exception.

They expect you to drench it in their sauce. I certainly think so. They've got many different kinds. It's, you know, one sauce and then they add water to a bunch and then it becomes many different kinds. It's one sauce, and then they add water to a bunch, and then it becomes many different kinds. Depending on how much water is added. Jordan was reading the ingredients on the Diablo sauce,

a very regular thing to do. I was curious what made it so different. There's no peppers in it? I don't know what makes it spicy. What the fuck? Is it the vinegar? There's vinegar in it. Oh, this this vinegar too spicy

oh this balsamic is it the combination of all of them coming together that makes them spicy i don't know no one knows that's a secret anyway taco bell get back to us secret how did you guys did you guys know anything about this uh buffalo chicken nacho you guys know anything about this Buffalo chicken nacho fries? I never know anything about anything until you tell me what we're eating. Oh, really? Yeah. I'll put this at the front of the show. I haven't had an experience with the, let's see here, Taco Bell Buffalo chicken burrito. Not the nacho fries, but the burrito.

And I said to, calm down. I haven't gotten there yet. Keep your size. Suck that back in. I was talking to Eric and Nick. I like to do this when you're not around. And I go, I've ordered this before. And they went, you ate it?

And I go, no, I've ordered it. What does that mean? Did you not get it? Well, I went late at night. I ordered it, and then I didn't get to it, so I threw it out the next morning. So I didn't eat it. So close.

It sat in a bag. It was weeks ago. I don't know if we're going to eat this thing. I can't not eat all the food out there. I save some when I know it's a sure thing. This wasn't a sure thing. No, it wasn't. You don't want to roll the dice on something like this.

Even up until... Well, I did. I just didn't eat it because I ordered too much. I think Eric said, how much do you order? And I said, a lot. I order everything my tummy might want and then I sample. And then sometimes I get too full and I go, I can't eat it. And then you

throw it away. Well, I'm not going to eat it the next day. This weekend I watched the XFL explicitly to see the commercials to see what other food throw it away well i'm not gonna eat it the next day uh i was this weekend i watched like the xfl explicitly to see the commercials to see what other foods like we could do because i'm like this taco bell one i don't know how i feel about it because i'm like this is gonna be it'll be good but it'll be taco bell and i feel like because it's taco bell it'll be like okay yeah so like i wanted to try to find i really want to do a sit down we've been talking about it we need to do another sit down restaurant which we established although we sat down this doesn't

count no no i i also want to be perfectly clear when i say we need to do another sit down restaurant that doesn't mean tweet at me and say here's where you should go i'll find it no it doesn't i will find a place regardless so please save yourself the trouble and characters won't make sense outside of listening to it new. Um, but did you know the Applebee's, uh, wings are back?

Jesus Christ. Yeah. So apparently we have to go back and give the exact same. I don't, a lot of tweets coming in and going, Hey, it's back. You know what to do.

And I just, I look at Eric and I go, well, what do we do? We ate it already. What do you, there was one again. KFC. Maybe it was one. KFC.

Maybe it's different. KFC has the chicken and waffle sandwich, but instead of the. Eric's grabbing his face right now and stretching it. It really like threw me for a loop because I went around the world on this one. KFC has the chicken and waffle sandwich, but instead of the waffle, it's donuts. Yeah. And that's the sandwich they have now. So a guy, people tweet at us all the time about this stuff.

And it's like, I'll figure something out. It's fine. But he had, I felt he had a good tweet. He went, hey, redemption episode, KFC chicken and donut sandwich. Maybe they fixed it. Yeah. And it was like, oh, redemption episode. And then I went, wait, that was our highest rated food for most of the run of the show.

Right. What's the redemption? Wow. Hey, this was number one what if now consider this what if this knocks it to number two that's the definition of redemption i'm pretty sure absolutely crazy absolutely crazy so anyway we haven't done that yet also please stop telling us to eat candles i was just gonna say this hammered with the McDonald's candles. They're candles. Cannot eat them.

This is a food show, not a smell show. Shout out. I don't. What do you want me to do with that? Cool. Apparently take a bite. Fucking burn them up. Start banging. Light some hay, baby.

You want to fuck to Big Mac smell? Let her rip. Oh, what the fuck? It smells like ketchup in here. You're welcome yeah i told you i was hard like oh boy oh man i've had a lot of taco bell yeah who hasn't they're out there uh should we fire off some some? Yeah, let's learn about Taco Bell. Glenn Bell. That's him. I'm already blown away.

I just assumed. You didn't know? No, I just assumed they were like, I don't know, let's make it a fucking bell. Look, there it is, bong. Glenn Bell, the founder of Taco Bell, invented the preformed crunchy taco shell. Wow.

So there's many people around the world that think that they were like, this is the guy that ruined it. Yep. Wow. So there's many people around the world that think that they were like, this is the guy that ruined it. Yep. Wow. Yep. But I mean, it's, but it makes sense because it's the,

you know, that that's their varietal. That's like their very specific thing. So it's like, okay, cool. He just took a tortilla and he went, what if chip,

but all the time. And that was it. Oh, damn. Yep. Wow. Here we are learning about it yeah you gotta put one good fact in there one real fact it's usually at the top it's always which

i appreciate the rest are facts also taco bell originally sold hot dogs and hamburgers. They also sold something called a Bell Beaver, which is what I call farts. I also call farts who beat cheeks? Who beat cheeks? Yeah. Hmm. I like how you didn't even explain

what the Bell Beaver was. You just went on to farts. To be fair, I saw that there was something called the bell beaver was. Yeah, what is the bell beaver? You just went on to fart. What is it? To be fair, I saw that there was something called the bell beaver, and then I went, Oh, I know what I'm writing for this. You just went off track, and you never came back. I didn't look it up. You never. Do you want to know what it is?

No, I got enough. No, that's good. Oh, man. Who laid a bell beaver? But you got it. Who beat cheeks is like who farted and made your cheeks clap. So you guys can start saying that, too. Okay.

Oh, man. Who beat cheeks? Jordan's looking something up here. Are you looking up bell beaver? I looked it up. It's essentially a sloppy joe. Oh. See?

I wish we didn't know. Yeah. Take it back. Oh, wait. It's a fart. Whoa. Who beat cheeks? we didn't know.

Take it back. Oh, wait. It's a fart. Whoa. Hoopy cheeks. Former Game Informer editor Dan Reichert got married at a Taco Bell, which is the saddest

fucking thing I've ever heard. He got married at their flagship cantina. Could you imagine we went to a taco cantina? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but they probably

had alcohol at that one. I bet they did. Tell me you had a dry wedding at a Taco Bell. I mean, it wasn't dry when people were eating it. Yeah, I was fucking dripping wet. It wasn't dry afterward either. I'm going to be wet when I get home. Bust my bowl.

About to bell beef in this place. about to bell beef in this place. I'm glad you put in the fact that he was a Game Informer editor, because if it was just some guy, I'd be like, what the fuck? Knowing that, it's just like, no, this makes perfect sense. He's a sad gamer boy. And then he got married at a Taco Bell.

It was like a contest. Is he still married? Oh, hang on. Oh got married at a Taco Bell. It was like a contest. Is he still married? Oh, hang on. Oh, that's a good question. What was the contest? It was like, who wants to get married at this Taco Bell?

What? Was he the only entrant? No, I think a bunch of people entered and then they went like, who has the most Twitter followers because it's Taco Bell.

So they picked Dan Reichert. Yeah, you could have gotten married at a Taco Bell cantina. Do you know what year it was? No, just a few years ago, though. I don't think it was like that long ago. Dan Reichert. Yeah. Yeah, you could have gotten married at a Taco Bell cantina. Do you know what year it was? No, just a few years ago, though. I don't think it was that long ago.

Oh, God. What a... Wasted. Could have had it all. I missed potential. I wouldn't be sitting here doing this shitty show. I'd be fucking rich and famous. From Game Informer?

No. It's nothing to do with Game Informer. I wouldn't be working there. Oh, I got mixed up. The vibe is off. It's just weird's just weird okay wasn't even on the calendar we walked into this room and there was somebody doing something else in there what are you doing and we were like what are you doing and then jordan just walked into the corner and sat down i didn't i didn't think he was weird at all. He was just like, I'm just doing the show.

I immediately went, we just eat the food? Yeah. We have nothing to do with who is in here. I'm trained to enter the room and sit down and then talk word. Jordan, sit. Jackie wouldn't have made this mistake. She wouldn't have not booked the room. That's true.

She would have booked the room and done it well. You're referring to Snacky Jackie. Snacky Jackie, yes. One more fact. One more fact. Here we go. It's the big one. It is. It's the long one. Sorry. Although Yokiro Taco Bell became a cultural phenomenon, it didn't drive sales.

In 2000, Taco Bell dropped the campaign. In 2003, the company settled a $42 million lawsuit with the two men who claimed they created the idea. In 2009, the dog was killed at the age of 15. Let's unpack that for a second. The dog didn't die at the age of 15? He was killed? What happened? Yeah, it got old and they had to, like, kill it.

Oh, they euthanized it. Yeah, they killed the dog. They didn't strike it. You can dress it up however you want. To me, it kind of sounded like as a result of the lawsuit, the dog had to be killed. They put a hit out on the dog. We have more sitting with a gun in the background

than somebody shooting a dog. We have $42 million. Also, the dog must die. It's like a poison pill clause. the dog must die. It's like a poison pill clause. The dog must die. Oh my God. The dog was 15 and they said that's enough. That little dog?

Yeah. It's 15 years old. I'm surprised that dog. Clearly that dog did not eat Taco Bell. No, he only wanted Taco Bell. Yeah, he never got it. So he did him a favor. Died unhappy. $42 million is a lot of money for a marketing campaign that made them no money.

That didn't work. They, like, Yoquero Taco Bell was everywhere. That was like. How did it not work? It was a cultural phenomenon. But it didn't drive sales. I said it. He muddled it a little bit.

Yeah, hell yeah, get him. Yeah, I got him. I got him. There was no bird, though. It was every... Can't argue with that. Every time. It's so stupid, Bruno.

It's so fucking dumb. So weird. Like, who would say uh can i get a uh carne asada burrito then you would get struck you would get struck that's why i gave the warning we're coming full circle amazing what did oh what who are you all you white people are the same i can't remember who said it. Who mentioned what the woman said at the front? I don't remember which one of you guys said it. It was me. I was grabbing us forks and stuff, and somebody's order got called,

and the guy goes up to get his food, and he goes, ah, gracias. And the lady just goes, you're welcome. And I just, like, walked by that interaction and went yeesh she was like the guy left and she said where the fuck does he think he is this is taco bell you speak english here she said it so flatly and like so annoyed. You're welcome. Perfect. You're welcome. Maybe next time you can learn something.

We'll kill your dog next. $42 million. Put a hit out for the dog. Should we read whatever we got from the marketing on this thing? I feel free to, my friend. Are we ready to move on? Let's do it. No more burrito jokes?

I only had one. It wasn't even a joke. It was just, you know, maybe just like a different way of thinking. I just threw it out there. Could be. Maybe, maybe pronounce it like this. Quesadilla is pretty weird. People say that. Nobody laughs. Uh-huh. Well, quesadilla is the way you pronounce it like this. Quesadilla is pretty weird. People say that. Nobody laughs.

Well, quesadilla is the way you pronounce it. Well, you assume. What other way would it be? Maybe burrito is the way you pronounce it. I don't think that's the way. And you're chuckling. I don't think that's the way you pronounce it. You should probably ask somebody.

Ask that guy who said gracias. Don't ask the woman at Taco Bell. I won't ask her. Hi, excuse me. How do you say what this is? Get out. Ban you. You'll get struck. And then drink all the

alcohol that she's hoarding. I said that's it. It felt like they're out. Really ridiculous. It was such a goddamn waste of time. 100%. It was unbelievable. 100%. Then when we found parking, we were against a wall. We had to park up against a wall. We had to crawl out of the car like an animal.

You had to crawl over the driver's seat. Like a goddamn animal. And you were literally like, hey, hello. We're next to a wall. And I was like, at this point, I don't care. Can we eat the fucking food? We got to walk two blocks to get to it. We drove around 10 minutes to find a parking spot. We drove five minutes past the Taco Bell.

I didn't even give a shit. We're parked next to a five-foot wall. I had to crawl across the seat like an animal against the wall. And then Eric, my shoe came off too. I was like, wait, hang on, I lost the shoe because I got caught on the seat as I was crawling out. I had to go back for my

shoe. It wasn't a Tesla. So it wasn't even comfortable. I would not have let you crawl across the seat. And you better find, I don't know what else you crawl across the scene. I don't know what else you want me to do. Phase through the wall? The only other option, the wall was like just lower than the window.

I swear to God I thought about it. Rolling down the window and crawling out over a wall onto a lawn. To fucking go to the cantina to then wait 25 minutes for four fucking tacos and some nacho fries. They were burritos. It took forever. And to not get drunk. It was, we, I'll be honest, it didn't even set in.

We left and I went, Jesus Christ, what time is it? Why did we go there? There was no reason. Also, it's one of the few times where, like, it wasn't a lot of food. No. So, an ongoing problem with Face Jam, which we've brought up,

is a self-imposed problem, and it's usually Eric going, that's a lot of food, and I go, god damn right. I mean, we talked about it in the last episode yeah I mean we ordered 12 yeah we ordered 12 because I demanded Jordan I each get our own because I was like I'm not sharing you kept saying that it's in your writer yeah yeah and I just said I love that like because I won't share that means jordan can't share yeah

so i force you to get his own and then you and nick share as should be yeah lucky he gets to come um you're welcome don't please don't talk to me and uh this time we placed the order we're sitting there jordan and i were waiting you went to go they finally after 14 hours they called your name and looking at jordan i go it just dawned on me that i don't think we ordered enough food like for real we didn't and you brought it back and we had a one taco burrito and some fries and i was just like i usually order like seven things like in my normal life sometimes i only eat six and i throw away the seventh thing. But we literally were unwrapping it. And Jordan goes, I'm halfway done.

And I don't feel like there's nothing. And I go, I'm done. I ate mine in like 15 seconds. And I just went, now what? I don't want to wait again to order more. I feel like we should have ordered two. I think the only time ever we recorded a Face Jam

where I went, I'm hungry. Well, that's why the vibes are weird. The vibes are weird because we're walking back to the car. It's like a walk of shame. We didn't get liquor. We waited forever.

And we were like kind of hungry still. We talked about it. But just didn't want to wait more. Should we find a drive-thru? If we had time, I think we definitely would we find a drive-thru if we had time i think we definitely would have hit it if you weren't already late as hell yep it was somber yes maybe the word i'm looking for you even granted you're talking about something i don't give a shit at all about but you like we're walking back to the car you turned around to me at

some point and you're just like you haven't you have yeah are you contemplating something i was just like you seem like so pensive. I got nothing to say, man. Very morose. Because usually it's, oh. Jordan's going, I'm going to die. I'm going to die. And we're all just going, I could.

You said you're like, I'm not like full. But my stomach feels weird. But my stomach feels weird. Then we got here and there were strange people in our room. was the weird vibes today weird the taco bell weird vibes taco bell sometimes a hog sometimes a hog is just a piglet today we're all piglets today we're all piglets nick's the only hog here which is wild oh yeah because all the sauce he took with him it was funny we took a picture of like the sauce fountain yeah they're not an was funny. We took a picture of like the sauce fountain out there. Not an actual fountain.

It's just a bunch of packets. But it's like very much like, please take 50. Yeah. You know? Some guy's job is just walk out and keep dumping out more sauce.

And he went and he brought sauce and he puts, you know, and Taco Bell usually goes nuts. Right? If you ask for sauce, they'll give you seven per taco.

They don't give a shit. I think they lose money if they don't get rid of it. It's like, you seven per taco just they don't give a shit i think they lose money if they don't get rid of it it's like you better get rid of a five thousand a day or else you're like losing some incentive or something uh so he sits down at the table and he throws a bunch of sauce and jordan and i both had the same thought process of like are you just showing us your sauce yeah so we get into these maybe had 10 he sat down yeah a whole bunch like two handfuls on the table and he goes which sauces do you want and then i expected him to go because i'll go get you some for you yeah well if you want them well to be fair right before he brought you all those

sauces i was with him where the sauces were and he was grabbing them like handfuls of them and then going he gave it a beat and then looked at me and he went do you think they'll want sauce too it was like what do you have in your hands is that for you he went oh uh i'll get more it was like what the fuck he's like a sociopath he really is but it's funny because weird we were ordering and he went how much cheese sauce comes yeah yeah cheese sauce yeah with the nachos you get like a cheese cheese dip i think it said i screamed dip isn't sauce back off but then but then he came back it was like he went he went dip his sauce like like he's had this argument before he's like no it's decided it's funny because he's got the

sauce laid out and we, Jordan and I both joked like, Oh, I'm surprised you're going to share. And he goes, Oh, it's cool. We're here.

So I can just get, Oh, that explains the safety net. Yeah. Cause if we were back here at the office, he'd be freaking out. Do you want that? That's for me.

I didn't grab enough. You didn't tell me. He already had plans for that sauce. It's just two for you, two for you, 12 for me. Then because in the shocking twist that we didn't get enough food, we really didn't use all the sauce. And I had the thought sitting there going, I could take this. Like we're still in the store and I can just put it back.

But even though it's packaged, it's just I feel like an employee would stop you and be like, please don't put sauce back that you already took. They cost nothing, and I don't know what you did to those. Just throw them away. And I'm sitting there thinking about it, and I'm just staring at Nick because he's sitting in front of me as I'm thinking. And he looks at me, just makes eye contact, and kind of makes a smirk and grabs two handfuls and just slowly puts them in his pocket. Just put them in the pockets. Yeah, and I'm just like, what was that? He goes, well, you were looking at me.

He's like, I was going to do it when you weren't looking but you were looking right at me. I asked him if he was taking any to go and he looked around and then looked at me, reached into his jacket pocket and pulled them out like they were a fanned deck of cards. Like the way someone shows a wad of money.

Check this out. Are those sauces? Did you put a bunch of sauce in a money clip? Yeah, and there's more where that came from. He just gave him a great idea. He just went, ooh, when I said that. Incredible.

Incredible. That was, I mean mean please do yep that could be like the next thing um after the shirt oh yeah yeah branch out and do a little like like sauce man schwartz sauce clip or something i don't know for all your sauces there you're throwing it at the wall it's exciting not sticking no no something will stick. We'll see. It's sticky. Did you beat cheeks? Yeah. See? That's gotta get

sticky sometimes, right? Dude, after Taco Bell. Oh, man. Alright, Jordan. Buffalo chicken nacho fries. Note. The amount of copy for these foods was ridiculous, so I cut it down. Thanks, Eric. For years, we wondered if

buffalo chicken would ever make its way to Taco Bell. Seems like you have control over that. Not only is it here, it's paired with the icon, the showstopper, the main event, nacho fries. We're rarely at a loss for words. Typically, we have about 300 words if you're

keeping score at home boy that's where all the like the marketers uh boy but there aren't many adjectives that are worthy enough to describe the glory that is buffalo chicken top nacho fries wow listen really so listen so you guys know listen that is a chunk from the middle of what I would call an odyssey. That was written only about the public, only about the nacho fries. That's only that's only for the fries. There's more. There's so much more copy for the burrito. It's crazy.

OK, it's fucking crazy. But also, this is horrible. Yeah, well, it's it's super like I think Taco Bell has like that. We're kind of tongue in cheek and a little bit different. We're kind of irreverent. Dan Riker got married at a Taco Bell. Well, I was going to say, it's fine. I'm glad you, but do you know Dan Riker's favorite game was Taco Bell Odyssey?

And then he lived his dream. Got a 9.8. There's a picture of his wife holding a bouquet and it's just the sauces. That's not made up. Oh. Yeah, exactly. I was thinking it was a cute joke. Could have been you. I know. That's not made up. Oh. Yeah, exactly. I was thinking it was a cute joke. Could have been you.

I know. That's why I'm upset. I got my head in my hands over here. Damn it. What really pisses me off about this one is the 300 words. That's such a meta in-joke for marketing copy and copywriters. Fuck off. Probably got to chuckle.

Mm-hmm. Chuckles is... That's money, baby. Chuckles is cash. That's what's up. Buffalo chicken nacho fries burrito. Or burrito. What is it?

Burrito? Am I saying that right? Naruto's son. Yeah, burrito. He knew. Yeah. He said it. I said it at the top.

Weird. Anyway. Yeah, it is weird because he goes back in time. What? And he starts going on own adventures with his own son. What? Yeah. Naruto?

I don't know anything about Naruto. Yeah. Naruto. Why'd you say it weird? Oh, does that bother you? That's weird. Well, that's not how you say it. You can say it like that at home, but just be aware that you may get striked.

He's going to strike Eric. Striked? Yeah. Oh, damn. You can't see. That was the only time I wish this was a video podcast. I threatened to say it. Eric was like several strikes.

Flurry of blows is how I would describe it. Oh, man. Just left and right karate chops, but overhand. All right. Buffalo chicken, nacho fries, man. Just left and right karate chops, but overhand. All right. Buffalo chicken, nacho fries, Naruto. It's everything you've come to love about buffalo chicken, nacho fries, and burritos, all rolled up into one. Every single bite of the buffalo chicken, nacho fries, burrito.

Boy, that's a mouthful. Is full of that savory, spicy buffalo chicken and the seasoned bliss of nacho fries you crave. Wrong. That's not right. I was waiting to see if you were just going to keep reading them and then come back at the end. Absolutely incorrect. Yeah, that is entirely wrong. We are lied to.

Nick, thank God, doesn't get a rating or anything, so he's allowed to express his opinions as he's eating it. He bit it and went, that was just shell or that was just flour. That was just old tortilla. Then he took a second bite and he went, that was just shell, or that was just flour. That was just all tortilla. Then he took a second bite and he went, that was still just tortilla. That's the first thing I thought of when you were reading that. Also, again-

It's just a primer to get you ready for the rest of the burrito. That is, again, taken from the middle of a huge chunk of copy. What else do they talk about in it? It is just, it's all written like the showstopper, the main event. It's all that like hacky shit. It's like a

wrestler's intro. Yeah, it's like, it's just dumb. And you know it's not just one person who does it. You know it's like gone through like a team and like a bunch of like sources of people. Yeah, and it's like, and it's like, man, really? You called the showstopper. Oh, yeah, showstopper. yeah stopper i get it i've

written copy i know what it is as a job but like this is like so masturbatory it's like i don't like it nice yeah i don't need the copy to relate to me i need it to inform me that's what i want and that's what i appreciate in most of these things my favorite being arby's again where it was written by an alien this is like the the other end of the spectrum where it's again where it was written by an alien Arby's is like the the other end of the spectrum where it's just like it food you eat green jink white cheese fish cheese too so uh Taco Bell chill out it's cool and then it's fine what what is this and then i couldn't find a a good like senior vice president of whatever talking about the actual food so if you watch the super bowl there was an ad campaign that was just a ripoff of bad boys that was two guys nachos and

fries or whatever oh those are like their names yeah and they're like if taco bell won't keep the nacho fries we're're going to make them. Oh, I kind of remember that. It was like some jerk-off, like, Bad Boys, Miami Vice kind of shit. And it's like, just sell me the nacho fries. I like the idea of you watching the Super Bowl screaming, enough, get to the commercials! That's only during the XFL. Yeah.

So this note says, regarding the commercial campaign that is a ripoff of bad boys that is centered around buffalo chicken nacho fries quote we lean into those culturally relevant tropes says tracy larocca taco bell senior vice president of advertising and brand engagement she probably wrote the fucking copy i'm so engaged i'm so engaged with the brand right now we're really engaging if you guys had pick, which brand is your best friend? Yeah. Which one do you really relate to? What are your favorite brands?

I like when all my friends tweeted each other. Pizza Hut tweets it like Kroger. That's the best. Yeah. Oh, man. I feel like I'm in on it because I go there. I'll be honest. I respect it, but also it's a little off-putting that Wendy's is friends with no one.

They attack people. I kind of, you're not Wendy's. Take that. We're not friends with any of you fuckers. But I really like, I really like DiGiorno because they sent me free pizza this week. Has nothing to do with anything. They're not

an ad but they did send me free pizza and Big Dog got his cup. Michael gave me one. He went, Daddy just got paid and he can't feed me pizza. Daddy's gotta eat. You gotta take some off the top.'s it that's the way i'm just realizing happy yeah i'm really that's just the way that me and michael talk to each other it's just in like these weird phrases eric's like the only person i know that i'll tweet at 12 30 at night on a weekend with the most like time wasting, irrelevant complaint

about anything. And he'll immediately reply. Oh yeah. And be into it. Or like, oh, you think that's fucking stupid? Listen to this. Like no one else would care. I'm always down for a waste of time.

Hey, we better start sucking down some candles. Line them up. Fucking Christ. Oh, man. We should melt all those candles together, and then we got... Oh, and then it just smells like the inside of a McDonald's. Yeah, and then we eat it.

We got a Big Mac. Yeah. Okay. Oh, disgusting. Anyway, send us the candles. Don't send us... I don't want the candles. Please don't send me the candles.

I'm going to get them. I should cut that out. Yeah. Cut that part out. No, we're going to leave it in. Whatever. I'm not going to eat them. I'll eat a lot of things.

I'm not going to eat the candles. Not going to eat the candles. Not going to eat the candles. All right. Well, that's it. Yeah. That's all the... We can get...

That's all the paperwork here. The next line says, get into the experience of getting it, which I think we already did. I think we always do get to it before that line. But it's good because it's there just in case. Just in case. Maybe there's something we forgot.

There was no, I felt really bad for this one lady. So when you go in there, it's just screens and you don't have to talk to anyone. Right. You just put in your order. Booty booty boop. And. Was that telling them to be quiet? Yeah. Okay. Eric's You just put in your order. Booty, booty, boop. And. Was that telling them to be quiet? Yeah.

Okay. Eric's throwing coasters at the wall. That's Jeff, by the way. It's a man named Jeff. Yeah. What's he going to fire me? He was like. Hey, Jeff, I fucking dare you.

Oh, shit. Whoa. That one's gone. That went over the wall. We didn't need that anyway. Those are Super Mario coasters. That's why I said those were. There you go. Same page.

Please. They were. That's funny. Beautiful. Weird vibes today. Hey, Wes, take a picture of this. I'm ready for my headshot. Okay. So it's all screens and stuff, and you just, like,

you order, there's a little, like, kiosk thing you put your card in, so you don't have to deal with the cash register or anything, but there was a lady there who wanted to pay in cash, so she was waiting in front of the counter for anybody to talk to her, but, like, it's just people working. There's no one there to, like her. But, like, it's just people working. There's no one there to, like, take orders.

Yeah, it's just like a... It's super weird. Glass or, like, whatever. Like, high, like, plexiglass or whatever. And you can see them making your food, but they're just, like, looking down. They don't want to look at you. They're wearing a headpiece that's...

It's just someone on repeat going, don't look up! Don't you do it! Don't you look up! Don't look at... Hey! Don't look at them! And they're don't look at them and they're like oh i'm making the food i'm making the food also like uh say you're welcome they would don't don't say dinada uh uh the the the mic system they had for like announcing people was super weird and like it was taking so long that we thought maybe they said eric name. It would be like,

And we just went, it must be us. It's been 20 minutes. I'll go check. It wasn't us. It wasn't me. It was someone else. I feel like they said at one point, A.M.P.M.?

A.M.P.M.? What? A.M.P.M. Yeah. It was, it's weird. Anyway. It's a weird day. p.m. What? Ampram. Yeah. It was, it's weird. Anyway. It's a weird day.

Anyway, the food. We vibing. I'm so not full. Will that factor into the score? Listen and find out. It's too late. I think everything around. We teased it 30 minutes too late. Everything around the food.

Sorry, weird vibes. Oh my God. Nick, there's going to be a lot of editing on this one. You're going to have to put that back at the beginning. Sorry, weird vibes. Oh, my God. Nick, there's going to be a lot of editing on this one. You're going to have to put that back at the beginning. Yeah. I got notes. Tune in for the score right now. So I took, yeah, the first couple bites, again, just tortilla.

But, like, not even good tortilla. Yeah. It was very stale, sitting out tortilla. Not great. And then I finally got, sitting out tortilla. Not great. And then I finally got to cheese and tomato. Great combo. Love it. And then I took-

Did you not like it? No, I'm being sarcastic. Okay. He didn't like it. I know it's hard for you to read whether or not I'm being genuine. It's not hard for me to read. Obviously, I picked it up. I'm explaining to the audience.

It might be hard for them to read, which is why I'm clarifying. That's right. They are old men. And women. I'm explaining to the audience. It might be hard for them to read, which is why I'm clarifying. That's right. They are old men. And women. I just said seniors. I think it skews male. Okay. I don't know our demographic, but I'm assuming. I'll get you the stats.

There was like one piece of chicken. I think Eric had to open his up at one point and we had to see whether or not there was chickens. Then I guess the fries were in there, but they were it didn't bring the cheesy had to open his up at one point and we had to see whether or not there was chickens yeah uh then i guess the the fries were in there but they were it kind of it didn't bring the cheesy nacho fry taste it was just potato so it tasted like a potato burrito saying it like a hobbit potato burrito i didn't like it very much uh i'm glad. I'm actually glad it was not very big. And I only got one.

Because, unlike Michael, I'm glad I'm not stuffed and miserable right now. What a weird way to think, boy, am I stuffed. Okay. Something to think about. You said it and then just stared right at me. And I would have loved to say something in return, but I nothing well here's the thing i forgot that joke wasn't with you guys yeah it was with other people he's trying to do an inside joke that's what the silence was i realized that you said it and then looked around the room went and got nothing wait a

minute you guys are oh no. Was it other white people? Yeah, that's what it is. You're right. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Sorry about that one, guys. Weird vibes. Oh, God. This is the weirdest one yet? Taco Bell fucked us up.

It's crazy to me because going back to the conversation about this other thing that we're not going to talk about where we talked about Taco Bell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know exactly what you're talking about. I thought this was like, oh, Taco Bell, this started it all. This was going to be the one. This is going to be so on brand. And it's so off. It's so weird.

It's just so weird. It's just a weird day. It really just let us down really um but i actually liked the uh buffalo chicken nacho fries those are actually pretty good and that was actually um in like a bowl yeah it came in a bowl on it uh it had like sour cream cheese buffalo sauce chicken was in there i guess i got got one big thing of cheese. The fries, you could eat the fry on the peripheral and take

a bite so you get it unbesperched by all the other shit. Then I mixed it up. I actually liked the fries. They were really crispy. They had a good crunch and just a light dusting of nacho cheese. Very dusty. Yeah, very dusty. I ended up rubbing my forehead or something and got dust all

over my head. I think it's still there. It's like that feather that was in Eric's hair. Thanks, man. Do you remember that? Yeah, I totally forgot about that. Oh, really? Yeah. A lot of people attached to the feather. Yeah, people really liked the feather. I love that part. Yeah. What happened to it? I don't know. He threw it on the ground.

It's gone. It's a feather. Is it still there? Nope. Don't see it. Oh, shit it on the ground. It's gone. It's a feather. Is it still there? Nope. Don't see it. Oh, shit. They took it. Oh, well. Look for it on sale in an auction or something. Don't throw anything else.

I can't throw anything. Please stop throwing stuff. There's not enough to throw things. He'll edit it out. It'll be fine. Oh, okay. I'm going to hear it. No way.

So, yeah, I like those. And then we also got the plain ones to just taste as they were. Yeah, you got it at the baseline. Yeah. And that came with the nacho cheese dip, which was so bad. Did not need that. Yeah. Their cheese is not great.

So I'm combining the thing as a whole, the two of them together. The whole, that meal. Yes. Well, that's really unfortunate then because that really is going to bring it down. I would say the nacho fries, the buffalo chicken nacho fries on their own would probably be a 62-ish, but I hated that Boruto motherfucker so much

going back in time. Wish I could go back in time. Well, he doesn't go back in time. Naruto goes back in time. Wish I could go back in time. Well, he doesn't go back in time. Naruto goes back in time. No, you're right. That doesn't make any sense. That makes no sense. You're right.

That makes no sense at all. He does go back in time because that's how his father is a kid. If his father went back in time, he wouldn't have a kid. You're making a lot of sense. 38. Wow. Slammed him. Okay.

The franchise that started the show. Hey, it's no cheesy gordita crunch, man. Absolutely. I think we can both agree. We can absolutely both agree on that. So the only thing that I've had before is I had the regular nacho fries. I've had those before.

I was kind of surprised to learn that you hadn't had them. They are pretty good. I haven't been to a Taco Bell since that last time I went to that cantina. I'm pretty sure. That was like four years ago. You probably drank all the liquor.

Yep. That's why it's all gone. This guy cleaned it out. Whoopsie. You probably went in there speaking Spanish and they're like, we got to stop that. No more alcohol for anybody. Gracias. What?

What? Some guy just smashed the bottle. I went in there and was like, yo quiero Taco Bell. Am I right? Oh, no. That made us no money. Get out. Yeah. We're going to sue you next. $42 million

and we got to kill a dog. The burrito, as you call it, don't shake your head at me. You're doing the Jordan. You got your hands up. Your hands up in the air. Don't look at me. Papa John. Yeah, it was

super nothing. It was certainly, and now up in the air. Don't look at me! Papa John! Yeah, it was super nothing. It was certainly, and now maybe this isn't anywhere you go, but certainly at this Taco Bell cantina the tortilla was definitely stale.

You'd think it would be better there. It's a cantina. I wouldn't think anything. I thought cantina was a food. So I thought nothing. That's true. I thought we were. It's a cantina. I wouldn't think anything. I thought cantina was a food. So I thought nothing. That's true. I thought we were going to eat the cantina. Eric, you would think it would be better there. I agree.

I was expecting to have a better time. Yeah, you think this is like a headquarters. Yeah, this is the JBX of Taco Bell. Yeah, you keep saying that. Yeah. It's going to go the way of JBX pretty soon. Yeah, probably will. People be dying.

Just kidding. Only if you're a kid. JBX pretty soon. Yeah, probably will. People be dying. Just kidding. Only if you're a kid. So it was like, okay, stale tortilla, stale tortilla, got to the middle, two bites over,

which is most of their food items. That's why most of their shit's cheap. And they have menu items like get 10 tacos. We got enough food for all of us to eat and it was $30. Yeah. Yep. Very economical. But no Apple to eat, and it was $30. Yeah. Yep. Very economical. But no Applebee's, to be fair.

That's true. Applebee's was cheaper. Which I hear are back, and we will try it again. The fuck? No, we won't. And give it a totally different name. Maybe Jordan will be less troubled this time. What we should do is just re-release that episode. Oh, yeah.

Just say, we went again. And then just put the exact same episode out. FaceJam Classic. And then we all take a vacation that week. Yeah. Perfect. FaceJam Crystal. release that episode oh yeah we went again and then just put the exact same face jam classic and then we all we all take a vacation that week yeah um face jam crystal it was fine um i agree the the nachos were definitely better the fries yeah sorry the nacho fries the the bowl um i opted to eat with my hands like an animal i I got you a fork. You got me a fork. And I even opened the package. The fork came in. And then I started eating the fries on the outside. As you said, I believe they were unbesmirched or something.

And then I was like, oh, you don't even need a fork for this. Then I got to the middle where you do need a fork. And I went, I'm already in. Committed. My fingers are over here doing nothing. So i just started picking up globs and putting in my mouth and we were discussing uh first of all whether there was chicken or not in in the fucking burrito and i had eaten already and i went i went oh was there i don't know i don't know was there quick so i said quick someone look inside i don't have one anymore and eric opened his up and went oh there's a piece of chicken so i was like i thought i ate chicken but also it's been weird today i thought i was drinking something earlier and i might not

i thought i was drinking coconut and then all of a sudden it tasted like peach so i i don't know what's going on today i've been hitting the head a bunch today and yesterday uh so that might have something to do with it. But then we were like, okay, but there is no chicken in the, in the nacho fries and we're eating it. And literally I'm underneath, I'm 60% done.

And then there's like little tiny microscopic pieces of chicken at the bottom. And it was just like, I don't know how you do that. Well, but it wasn't even like shredded chicken. It was just like little chunks. And I was just like, you had little chunks and you do that well, but it wasn't even like shredded chicken. It was just like little chunks. You had little chunks and I had one big chunk.

You just had a piece of chicken. There was just no cohesiveness to the pieces of chicken to the fries. It was like, I don't know, I guess just put some fries in and then some chicken next to it. Or you'd think they'd kind of make everything so it can exist on the fry. Like if you have nachos, it's not nachos with a fucking chicken breast next to it. It's just like piled on. So that was kind of weird. That said, it was pretty good.

The burrito, not great. No cheesy Gorgita crunch at all. I'm going to have to, I'm disappointed in Taco Bell, to be honest. I'm going to give it a 45. Wow. You really did get hit in the head, didn't you? Why? It wasn't great.

41.5 average. I would have gotten a cheesy gordita crunch on the way out if it didn't take a thousand years to get our food. Yeah, we kept contemplating getting food there, and then we're like, we have no time. I was deflated. I went, we don't have time. We'll take my cup away and we

walk a couple blocks back to the car. Yep. Absolutely. Will you hand me this? I'm being handed a piece of paper. I think it might be snack attack. Oh, okay. I took a picture of the snack.

Are you sure? Yep. Okay. You can read the card. Okay. This is from Who Sent It. I don't know how to explain the flavor, but I can't stop eating them from Austin Hempstead. Hempstead. Mm-hmm.

And they're Zapp's New Orleans Kettle Style Voodoo Chips. I've had these. They're good. Yes, they are. So, we will be doing- Great! You ate them already? Sorry, I didn't know the show was going to be happening in the future. Well, had these. They're good. Yes, they are. So, we will be doing... Great, you ate them already? Sorry, I didn't know the show was going to be happening.

Well, you wasted the last 40 seconds. Now it's ruined. Let me get one of them bad boys. They're just like a little tater chip? Yep. Alright, what do you say? It's got a nice, like, vinegar flavor with some seasonings. That's good. That's a 72.

72? Michael has a very confused look on his face like things are processing he's like kombucha girl that's very good yeah no i i'm like half i never made the like i don't like it i just made one face yeah i'm just the calm calm girl um you don't want to be bucha no you can be Bucha that's a 82 wow that is pretty tasty that's pretty good

very vinegary you like vinegar chips you'll like that 77 77 Austin fair fair

fair score that is a fair score that's a good snack that's a good snack probably what that's the best snack

we've ever had you're talking about snacks yeah boy we got something hot to drop on you yeah you like the snacks uh if you like the snacks we got it settled we're doing it face jam snack

attack live stream right we're doing the live stream where we're one bite reviewing all these snacks that people have sent because we have so many uh friday march 6th at 3 p.m central you can go to roosterteeth.com or get the app sign up for a first membership they we have like a free trial whatever sign up for it there don't miss it you can watch it live then if you missed it if you're like oh man i have work whatever or you listen to this episode after we've done this for whatever reason and you're like but i wanted to see that thing you can it will remain on the site on video on demand for first members it'll it'll be on the site you can see it starting march 10th that's a tuesday that's the tuesday we're off so you'll get snack you'll get a face jam piece you're getting face jam three weeks in a row isn't that crazy so it'll

be on march 10th hey it'll come out at two in the morning it will drop the same time that's awesome that our episodes would then you'll get all the messages saying why is this coming out that's good producing right there so you wake up and there it is now and if you say hey i sent in a snack oh man i don't have first membership or i'm not gonna do that i hope you review it on the show we get that but also we probably would never eat your snack because we have an F ton of snacks. We eat two snacks a month. Yeah.

And we have how many would you guess? The reason we're doing this is because my desk is so filled with snacks right now. I don't know what to do. He needs to call someone. He needs help. It's fucked up. He's calling a doctor so well it'll be you two doing the one bite review for all these foods and just kind of hanging out and talking and everything we're looking for it to be a half an hour but um so was the show originally so we'll

see how that goes um so so that'll go but we are doing it friday march 6th, 3 p.m. Central. If you want to send a snack in, you can send it to Face Jam, care of Eric Bedour. That's me. 1901 East 51st Street, Austin, Texas, 78723. What is the shirt status? What does the shirt status say? Cool and soon. Yes. So we have...

Vague. Yep, that's the word. Excellent. That's everything we need to know. Because that's the answer that I got. Nick really liked that one. I'm hoping we'll have something next week for us to see, and then we can put it on.

That's the equivalent of someone went, how's that shirt coming? And you just smiled and nodded at them. Yep. Well, it's like asking like, how's the job hunt? It's like,

well, you would know if I had a job, you would know if we had a shirt, we'd wearing the shirt so there's that um we're also going to be at rtx july 3rd through 5th we'll be doing our live show so get tickets at rtx event.com uh if you want to see us live uh review some food what food we're not saying we're not going to tell you no and we're not going to give it to you. Yeah. Yeah, why would we give it to anyone? I don't know, man. People ask a lot of questions on the internet.

We don't give anyone the food right now. I know. I know. I'm venting now. We also don't eat candles yet. And people keep saying, eat these. Also, stop fucking sending us shit that's from another country. Yeah.

We're not going to Singapore to eat something. Okay? Somebody, somebody fucking sent a food they tweeted it at face jam pod if you want to tell where my rage is coming from it's tweets being sent to at face jam pod which is where we post the pictures of the food that we eat and sometimes the snacks if eric takes a picture of it this time i did it he did um somebody sent a food i don't remember what it was and they made a fucking meme out of it they put the food and then they put

Donald Glover under it and it was like this is America and the food wasn't in America it was in another country Eric doesn't want you to send anything I'm saying if you're going to send something make it in the fucking United States where we are

honestly make sure it's Texas make sure it's Austin or close I'm not taking longer than we took at the god damn cantina that was too long and it was 20 minutes from here we were going to go to I wanted to go to Carl's Jr. to get that BFC, but the closest

one is Cedar Park, and I don't want to drive up to Cedar Park to get Carl's Jr. We need to do that at like eight in the morning or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there you go. So that's the show. Follow us on Face Jam Pod, and don't send us food, please. Because, well, I mean, you can send us snacks. Don't send us recommendations for food, because we've got to figure it figure it out I promise and make sure you rate and subscribe and tell a friend

about the show where we eat food and rate the food and continue with the hashtag face jam challenge tell someone about face jam that's the challenge record yourself telling someone about face jam they don't have to listen to it they don't have to like it you just need to tell you just need to tell them just speak it aloud into the world and you've done it. And you get nothing for it. That's it. There's no contest. We also get nothing. It's kind of like that Yokaro Taco Bell campaign.

We're really not doing anything. Two guys got 42 million for that. And then they killed the dog. Maybe we can be those two guys. Can I be the dog? Hell yeah. I thought of a joke that was an in-joke, but it wasn't with two guys. Can I be the dog? Hell yeah. I thought of a joke that was an in-joke,

but it wasn't with you guys. All right. All right, let's go. Oh, man, Michael's stuffed.