100% Eat - The Year of Taco Bell? %% Taco Bell Chicken Nuggets

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

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It's all over these, you know. I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you? I'm loving new experiences. Like have you ever been, am I saying it right, Taco Bell? Yeah. It's short for Tacoma. Okay, so it's from Washington. Learn about that in the facts. Is that where it originated? Today we're reviewing Taco Bell crispy chicken nuggets. We had to go back for them, I insist.

Sudden drop, like a midnight drop. Boom, you sell chicken nuggets now. That's what it felt like. I just saw people posting about it. Someone was like, have you tried the chicken nuggets now. That's what it felt like Yeah, someone was like have you tried the chicken nuggets of Taco Bell? I went what the fuck and I looked at my app and I went I'm about to I didn't think that we were gonna do it for an episode I think that's why he keeps using the word debate is he for some reason we were having an intellectual teta-tet Taco Bell in the check-in

Nuggets why the fuck wouldn't we do this for an episode? And he's like, because we were just there. I don't know though. It's like, they're making chicken nuggets. It's been the year of Taco Bell. It's 2025 technically now when this comes out, and it's still the year of Taco Bell. You're right, it has been the year of Taco Bell.

And we've gone, since May when this show started, quote unquote, I think we've been to Taco Bell four times. Yeah, well, we talked about it sort of earlier in the year and everything. this show started quote unquote. I think we've been to talk about four times. Well, they, we talked about it sort of earlier in the year and everything. They laid out their whole roadmap for like, look at all the limited stuff we're going to do. And we're like, oh, that's great for the show. It has been just blow after blow or it's like, stop, stop, slow down. I forgot the chicken nuggets were part of this. Yes. Yeah. I started, I, they released all these, all the stuff and there was, there was no, I mentioned chicken nuggets were part of this yes. Yeah, I So did I they released all these all the stuff and there was there was no I mentioned chicken nuggets

I would have gone what the fuck yeah, I didn't know and also we hadn't even Had the conversation of like oh, you know the chicken nuggets. It was just me going what the fuck yeah It's they were out for they've been out for a few weeks now. Yeah, they've been out for a minute The decades menu is still available. Yeah, and now you can get the pie. Nope. What do you mean no? What do you mean no? Went to order it today, was not on the menu.

Probably sold out. People grabbing all the sauces and the pies. That's true, you did have to limit the sauces. That's right, it's like an empanada, right? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then also they didn't have one of the three special sauces, so Michael made them pay. Monkey style.

I did, that's not why I did it. They are two unrelated events. You can draw those in. It was a sauce taco bar. Yep, and Nick was standing next to it holding the bag of food, and I went, block me, block me. Then his back was to the register

where there was one person, and he just kind of stood there, and I just shoveled him with just different sauces into the bag. Anyone else would have been like, why? He's going, oh, oh. It's like taking the money out of the vault. And he was watching it go in the bag.

Michael explained right before you're doing the episode that it meant so little to him to take the sauces that he was just doing it because it was like for the thrill, like it was something to do. He like it's like a billionaire robbing a bank a billionaire robbing a bank with people who aren't billionaires and everyone's like okay whatever you don't have these at home yeah we gotta get out of here okay it was so many just handfuls of sauces no but so they've got the the new crispy chicken nuggets and with that they have three new sauces. No, but so they've got the new crispy chicken nuggets

and with that they have three new sauces. I don't know if they're temporary or not, but they're like actual little like dipping cups and sauce packets. And they have what? Fire Ranch. They've got Bell sauce. Yeah, Bell sauce.

That's what it's called. Smokey sauce. And then it's like a spicy. Jalapeno honey mustard. Jalapeno honey mustard.. It's Chipotle one. Smoky sauce, and then it's like a spicy... Jalapeno honey mustard is the last one. There it is, jalapeno honey mustard. They didn't have that one. So you can, they're getting, they're real stingy on these. Yeah, Eric kept hitting arrow up.

I thought it was like freezing. The number wouldn't go up. You'll get one sauce with the five piece, you get two sauces with the 10 piece, but you can also just buy them separately for a quarter, but you're limited to two. Because I think everyone is just buying them and not getting the chicken, because you're getting like,

oh, I got people like Nick are out there going like, oh, I don't get sauce. They stop by, they place a quarter on the counter and go, gimme. Yeah, they limit you to buy two extras and they didn't even have the jalapeno honey mustard. Yeah, and then- That one must be the most popular then.

I mean, him took it. I kinda wanna try it. I meaneno honey mustard. Yeah, and then I'm like him took it I kind of want to try honey mustard with chicken make sense. How many mustard? jalapeno Nostrad jalapeno Nostrad jalapeno must go on go on keep workshopping it we can get there. It's like making my big my brain feel like itchy We got here to order and this is all part of the ride along which will come out You know in time and as close as that Taco Bell is to where we were how long record And or live some of us live

We almost real artists Don't worry your hearts here like that. That's more. Yeah, it's concerning on his like Taking all the life force from the plants We have a watering can now you do and it says for plants. Yeah. Yeah, we're good They're the only things getting water around yes Jordan was sitting out there. He goes. I'm still out of water and I was like, yep, and he's like, hmm Interesting I thought that you could fill it up a quick trip Cool. Wow, he found out. Yeah cool didn't do I went to quick. He went to quick trip and saw it

Why it's not like I had the bottle with me fucking dunce We already talked about getting extra I know we're like have four so like two could be empty and Backups we got that we got that whole room there that could just be water bottle storage Eric. What did Nick say nothing? He just called him a fucking Don't talk to your mother that way Oh, fuck it. No. No. Don't talk to your mother that way.

It was just so, like, no. I'll save your room. No, like, just. Yeah. Yeah, that room, your room. Just no punch behind it. A waterless room. We went to this Taco Bell,

and they have big iPad screens to order from, and, oh, limited time, boom. Here's the crispy chicken nuggets, it's like five things that you can get. There's a five piece, a 10 piece, and then like two different boxes, whatever. And I'm about to tap and I'm like, oh, hey, should we get the,

and before I finish the sentence, before you guys get a word out, Ninja just goes, yeah! Yeah. Yes. No, he did. He did. Yeah. And then you were like, I was talking to the hose and he goes listen to me Jordan almost drew a line the sand and ordered something

Yeah, it's like the difference between think full and thoughtful It's true. They listen. They listen to me. They hear everything. They're sure. Yeah. It's like the difference between thinkful and thoughtful. Oh my god. So we ended up getting the five piece nugget box, but it came with a taco, a chalupa, and the fries. And the fries came with... Are these fries new, by the way? New-ish. they've been...

They've been around for a while. A couple years. This is I think the longest they've ever had them. Yes, they are. They're usually limited like a month or whatever. Oh, they're back! But now it feels like they're back and part of this. Like you're saying, should it be a French fry?

Recently, for the first time, it was only a couple months ago, they have now like large fries. Yep. They only used to ever do like one size. The little cups. And now it's like, no, we have large! Which makes me further think like they're trying to stick. They're gonna stick with it.

And it comes with the cheese. Which was the wateriest cheese I've ever seen at a Taco Bell. I don't know. It was wet. If you shook it, it was wrong. If you shook it, you could hear could hear going like a cup of water It was never seen it that can you're expecting it to be nacho cheese from ballpark?

That's what it's supposed to be exactly. Yeah, this this was like if you poured it from a tap Was like it was so maybe they stopped at quick trip you could You could have did you could have taken a shot of the cheese It's like and he did and I tried to dip my fries in it and it just made the fries wet Everything talk about doesn't travel super well No, it doesn't but it also kind of like doesn't matter that much sometimes it doesn't travel well from the kitchen to your car. Yes Very true, but you say it doesn't travel well while also kitchen to your car. Yes. Yes. Very true.

Like you say it doesn't travel well while also pointing out how close we were. Right. It's not like a 25 minute drive. It was like, oh, the crunchy shell got soggy. Dude, you saw when I pulled that taco, I saw the hard shell taco. It was already soft on the bottom

and it already like sagged apart where it wasn't even. The hard shell taco. Yeah, it wasn't even like, it was, you know, that two flat pieces of shell because the bottom has already separated. That's crazy that we, I was like, it must've like,

they dipped it in water before they gave it to you. Yeah, well they'd been throwing the wet cheese around back there. Yeah, the chalupa was also like. Chalupa is always gonna be the, that's gonna be, that's like my favorite thing at Taco Bell, the chalupa, and that is a wet slop mess, and I-

And I added jalapeno cream to it. Yeah, how was that? It's good. It's what they put in the quesadillas. Jalapeno, he knows, he's clapping for it. I don't know if this is a recent development, but HEB is selling Nando's peri-peri sauce. Is that right? Yeah, picks them up.B is selling Nando's peri peri sauce. Is that right? Yeah, pick some up. Are they selling Nando's peri peri chicken? No, you can put it on your own

inferior chicken at home. How many of them? Answer the question. Answer! When he says answer, it's just so much more. We got hot for our household I would assume they also have the medium one, but I don't know for sure I ordered it through the app Huh actually my wife did so I didn't even know this was happening and she's like he's like I got Nando's He should he should find out well well he was gonna be app. He was grabbing the mic and like a rest Yeah, I really didn't want to look at him Well, while you were explaining this, he was grabbing the mic and like wrestling with it and going like mmm yeah

I really didn't want to look at him He was fixing it Why is he saying it like that? I don't know Is it Perry Perry or Nando's? Yeah Yes, okay So anyway we went to Taco Bell

Since we did Nando's I've had so many friends go like dude I didn't even Until that episode came out I didn't even know Hang on! Shut the fuck up about whatever dumb shit. You're saying are you driving up? We have a nick update an update stop driving Oh We got media we got garlic we got hot whoa Nothing well, I'm gonna he's gonna sell those things. I'm stopping on the way home Some of us are already home.

Home is where the enlarged heart is. What the fuck? This is the last episode of the year for us recording. This also is real whiplash for me because I have like 12 days off. Yeah. Nothing. Yeah, yeah. And this because I have like 12 days off. Yeah. And nothing. Yeah, yeah. And this, I forgot until like 2 a.m.

And now you're back. That we were doing this today. And I'm just like, it's just like plop kind of in the middle. Honestly, even like before the first half, I'm like less than halfway through. And I was just like, oh, I guess I have to do something tomorrow? Dude, doing nothing is awesome.

Yeah. Oh, isn't it? Oh my God. It's great. It's so good. That's, I, still to this day, people are like, I retired, but like, I get bored. Fucking figure it out. Get retired. Get one hobby. Got a part-time job. Dude, I could never leave my house and I'd be like, oh. I mean, there's so much to do at your house. Just like, oh, I guess I'll start playing Dark Souls 3. Exactly. Yeah, right. You got a hot tub. Yeah.

You can go hot dubbing. My house has all of my favorite stuff exactly where I like it to be all the time. Yeah. That's all the stuff. And then if I think of downstairs, I go upstairs. That's it.

I just think of other cool stuff. I go outside. I go outside. There you go. Play a game of pool. Ooh, darts. You know, well, don't have to leave my house for that also got the darboard forgot it I was gonna ask about that. Yep. I went god damn it next week. We'll dart

I'm excited We got a we got to order our own darts. We're gonna order like custom darts. I mean I have custom darts They're just not the dog shit darts it comes with oh They're like 15 bucks. Oh get any steel steel tip dark quick Indiana Jones update yeah, I Didn't get it for Christmas mm-hmm, but I didn't get money from my dad and a card So I just like that towards dad his dad won the lottery so oh, that's cool He won all lottery he won a little bit of money. That's cool It's like it's like five hundred million dollars. He was waiting to say that and he was annoyed that you said that. Yeah I know right?

Honestly guys I'm thinking I might win the lottery. Okay. I was thinking that. Have you played? Oh no no no I don't play the lottery. Might just happen to me though. Yeah yeah yeah I'm thinking it's gonna happen to me. Sometimes I fantasize what I would do if if I won the lottery I don't know that I've ever bought a lottery ticket. I bought some tickets last year and then never checked us. Yeah There was a I keep seeing headlines like winning ticket unclaimed I got something and I was like, I guess I should check. Yep. It's an unclaimed ticket It's somewhere in like California that somebody won like 1.2 billion dollars Why don't I it always seems like the person who wins the big ones are always in California Is that just a numbers thing because that's where most people live probably yeah, I just it's never some guy from Rhode Island though Yeah, I think that if if I win the lottery mark my words I'll fly us all out to the killer PF Changs. Wow, you would do that for us?

That's cool. Could you also like pay off our mortgages maybe? But also mind you, you also mind you didn't say he'd pay for dinner. I know, right? He just said he'd fly us out. It's on the company or Nick or whatever. Eric's flying private,

but he will cover the cost of our economy overlords. I'll do it Michael style, where I'll buy you guys some tickets and then you know You figure it out. Yeah It's not that hard you the music from the movie He's not sure you want a billion dollars you should reopen one Fridays in Austin just one just have one Yeah, and it doesn't have to be like staffed or anything. Just let people go in Yeah, just kind of go in and mess around have a look especially in the back go in the bathroom

Yeah, I think I think the whole thing should be bathroom The Fridays bathroom that one fan that's like, oh, yeah That one welcome to Friday's bathroom. Yeah, that one fan. That's like. Oh, yeah, my dad did. Yeah Yeah, I should she came to the live show. I think about that all the time Yeah, yeah the Fridays thing we're going the bathroom the normal thing everyone's dad She told me about it was like talk about on the podcast. Yeah, and then I did she was like She's with her sister and she's like What an insane shared experience a thing that I made up and a thing she lived I I

was out in the car right before we started and I came back in and I walked in and the maybe speak of the bathroom the bathroom was closed and I Walked in and you weren't here. I was like Ready start firing on you I was using the bathroom I was waiting to go what were you doing? Oh, I was like there better be a mop coming out after you I hope you were just washing your hands. I was just checking my phone

That's what what do you mean? I was using the bathroom at home Which one? Yeah, I was using the bathroom at home All of this is to say Eric referred to the office as the house When we get back to the house I'm sorry, what? This is where we live

We can't film here, this is where we live This is what? There was also one of those things that was said, like only Michael heard, because me and Nick were in the backseat talking, and then we were like, what's going on up there? Michael was like, oh, get a load of this. Some of us, you know.

All of that is to say that I got Indiana Jones, and I do love it, it's a great game. I'm playing it on my Steam Deck, you really got to dumb down the graphics on it So I was not the best experience. I was like I Don't like playing on my PC. It looks like Nintendo pitfall with Mario It's like a pitfall one with a guy that looks just like Like the Atari version pitfall Nintendo made it just like Mario Not like the Atari version pitfall, but like Nintendo made pitfall. It's just like Mario in a safari hat. It reminds me of-

Is that Mario? Is that Mario? Is this pitfall? Is this fucking- is that Mario? Because it looks like it. It reminds me of the Smash Brothers game on 3DS. Oh, yeah. Where it had like really bad anti-aliasing.

Yeah. And it needed outlines. Mm-hmm. Um, that's kind of what it- it's just a little chunky. Yeah. Um, but I was like like I don't like playing games on my computer Because I don't like being upstairs like on the desk all that stuff. That's blue Mario

So that's a super pitfall It's just Mario It doesn't look that bad Bugger reusing I went to play it on my computer to see what the graphics would look like. My graphics card is too old to run that kit Nooooooo Look at it. It wouldn't even load it. Look at the jump I went to play it on my computer to see what the graphics would look like. Yeah graphics card is too old to run that Even load the jump That's is he doing with one car trying. They're not Mario Anyhow, I need a new I need a new graphics. What yeah, what graphs card you have I?

Want to say it's like a 970 Oh my god, you're sub-thousand! Jesus Christ. I know. That's wild. It has been ten years. Probably, at least. He's trying to run Indiana Jones on a Nintendo 64. Like, what the fuck?

My Steam Deck is more powerful than my computer. Oh my god! Wow. Wow. Jordan. I don't use it for gaming. Until now. And you still don't.

And now I can't. Yeah. gaming. Yeah until now. Yeah, you still can't yeah So I got the steam dad anyway somebody help me get get next box Trade it's not out on playstation with someone like you install my graphics card. I'll fix your TV backlight Well, I didn't even do that. Well, don't tell them that Like I know the steps to do it. I just was like this is not worth it. I'm Mikey Fredo podcast Jordan was on he was talking about how he decided that the backlight went on his TV He's like I'm gonna fix this and look at me and he was explaining it and I was like they're like $80 TVs What are you doing?

To fix a backlight on an old TV. I was like what the fuck are you doing? I thought it would be a fun project. I was like it was I've watched videos about it was like and in this part You've got to use these industrial grade suction cups to remove the screen. Oh my god, Nick. What the fuck are you doing over there? What was that back there? Oh, well, I think some I I think any injunctions fell through Okay, we're not Nazis. No, they're not Nazis, they're- They're fascists. The fascists, yeah.

But then when you get to the second level, they're Nazis. Okay. There you go. I just like to whip the priests. Oh my God. Whoosh, whoosh. Yeah.

Give them a little scare. Nah, it's just poke them. I like it. Dios mío. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp Therapy online for 10% off your first month. Go to better h-e-l-p dot com slash one zero zero percent. It's twenty twenty five. Make a resolution for yourself to better yourself to do something for yourself.

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Gambling Problem Call 1-866-531-2600. Visit connexontario.ca Well, we have, we have done Taco Bell recently, but there's always more to learn right you guys want to learn about us preemptively saying no What? No, I thought you were saying go no no no start it you went ah no like him trying to order hey They listen right you right I didn't give any options He's not exactly the only one look at Of course Nick was over his shoulder looking. Do you think Michael and I were to the side? Yeah! Yeah! And they did. And we did. And we listened. And we listened.

This time as an act of good faith. When you were stealing the sauce and Nick was blocking everything He was also blocking me, but it was I was just waiting and he was looking at you and then he looked up at me and he just looks back and he goes, it's not me. It's like, Eric doesn't even know what's going on yet and Eric is, or Nick's already deflecting. Yeah, he was, he. Also, it's not me holding the bag.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got the bag, it's getting filled up. I just went, I'm just, I didn't say a word. I was waiting, man. I didn't need just went I'm just I didn't say word Didn't needed it There's against my will right yeah, yeah, yeah, that's yeah against his will Okay, and he took a thousand All right fact time our last Taco Bell episode was November 12th, 2024 where we ate the the Decades menu. It received an average rating of 34.5.

Yeah. Not good. That stuff sucked. I remember that. It did suck. It all sucked. When Taco Bell comes up with new stuff, I'm way more on board. When Taco Bell goes back to old stuff, there's a reason it's not on the menu. Get over it.

Yeah. Yeah. It's gone because it sucked. People who didn't eat the incharito when it came back We're like, oh my god, you guys have the incharito used to love that thing That's like that was like the worst thing we've that was like a crime that thing. It's your stuff the incharito suck shit Stop going back to the old stuff. Just go forward with the new stuff I think they back to the old stuff. What do you want them to bring back? spaghetti I think they bring to the old stuff. What do you want them to bring back? spaghetti

Sorry, I was thinking the spaghetti they should try bring it back all the time the Mexican pizza is always back. Yeah, what? The Mexican pizza was back not too long ago. Is it still back? It might still be it was back Months okay, it was back from most no. Yeah, let's go back Nick. We'll meet you outside Hey, hey though if you go back, Nick and get two more ranch cups Okay That was the son of his making the sound effect of him running away while sitting on camera He's gonna make his camera He lives in that little

That's his prison stay in there why is there so much smoke like his little his little Zod cube Do not come out Over there now you gotta do do the effect the out of focus 2008 Yeah, it's just it's like USB 2.0. It's awesome It's like my computer Jordan also doesn't have a USB 2.0 It goes up to 2 yeah Where am I supposed to put my floppy disk? Oh?

Don't worry, I bought an extra one. Taco Bell quote, scored the ultimate stamp of approval from America's number one ranch, Hidden Valley Ranch, end quote, and created Fire Ranch sauce with quote, harmoniously come, okay, which sorry, quote, harmoniously combines the flavors of Taco Bell's most popular hot sauce with the flavor of Hidden Valley Ranch in an unexpected matchup so addicting it will have everyone double dipping till the last bite. Gracie's not here, so we will not be double dicking.

Double dipping or double dicking. Nick is just sucking it down or we didn't get it and he's howling. Isn't that crazy? We didn't get one of them. We got that one though. It wasn't that one though. Right. He didn't howl about it's howling. Isn't that crazy? We didn't get one of them. We got that one though. It wasn't that one though. Right.

He didn't howl about it. Don't promote double dipping. I'm not promoting it. They are. That's who I was talking about. You looked at me and I got scared. Well, I gotta look somewhere. I gotta look somewhere, Gracie.

Don't promote double dipping. I do promote double dicking. Did you smoke something? Try it out. I Do promote double dicking You smoke something try it out Damn it 3% though You better start fucking gripping that thing yeah So this sauce is just their fire sauce plus no hot sauce not fire. Oh, no it is fire isn't it says It says most popular hot sauce. Oh doesn't specify. Oh, that's funny

I I don't know if it's fire or hot and it says fire ranch sauce definitely right if it definitely wasn't spicy No, but it did taste like Taco Bell more than ranch. You know what I mean, which is a good thing for me Yeah, I'm not a huge. I don't love ranch. I liked That I liked that. I liked that dip, especially for those nuggets. I thought that, I thought that ranch dip was, we knew that you liked the dip. You didn't know that.

You didn't know shit. You think you know him? Yeah, the bell sauce was fine. And this was good. Yeah, fuck you. He's actually wrong about that because I think it's- No, the bell sauce sucked. The bell sauce was amazing.

No, it was really good. Whoa, we're debating again. Now, this is pretty interesting He's actually wrong about that because I think the bell sauce was amazing. It was really good. Whoa, we're debating again. Now, now this is pretty interesting because one of you gets a vote in the show and the other one doesn't. One of you gets a vote in the show and the other one does what he's told. Do you know who's who? You figure it out.

Sit there and make the jokes, Jordan. I listen to him. Yeah. Just like I want to. You got it, boss. Laugh funny man. Laugh? Yeah, why would we laugh?

Wait, I'm the laughing. Laugh funny man, you know what a comedian gets on stage and you start yelling laugh from the audience? Laugh! The sauce monkey is a mob boss, but he's so confusing no one can do any of it right so he just starts killing them He shows up to like some like little like mom and pop shop. He's like here for the protection money here it is He's not figuring this out. Laugh funny man. He's not very good at this. Oh, you want my territory? Here you go.

Dance, dance driver. Don't drive. Dance. I was gonna gasp, but I didn't gasp. I helped you. I saved you from me. Hey, you know, that one time that we rode on the subway I almost pushed you in on the tracks, but I didn't I didn't so So I saved you you owe me to save your life

Taco Bell does Taco Bell Japan does not carry Baja Blast We learned this from our friend Cole who lives in Japan and when you ask him if there's anything he needs he begs you To send him Baja Blast. This is a real fact about Taco Bell and our friend Cole. Yep. We talked about this at the ride along. Me and Jordan learned this from our friend Cole the other day when he told us, and we talked about it on the ride along, where he rations out his Baja Blast that he gets from

friends and then comes back to the States and gets more Baja Blast to ration out. I like this. Not like that. Yeah. This is the world's most most okay-est soda. He talked about that and then later in the conversation my wife was like we should do some sort of care package swap like oh my god like something and he was like you know you can send some stuff to us from Japan like snacks or skincare stuff and it's like and if you want anything for America, and he just goes Bob last

They could just said you can send me a blast and also It really was Bob last He was so ready, okay, it's always at the top of his mind apparently it's I Crazy crazy, but then he comes back to the US and he's just like going fiend on it. So he doesn't have to ration when he's here. Exactly. You know, just go off bro. Damn.

It is just okay. I think it's fine. I think of all the times we've had Taco Bell this year, this is the first time I actually got one. Yeah, right. That wasn't watered down. You went finally. Yep. You got regular Mountain Dew. I always get regular. Well, he knows got one. Yeah, right. That wasn't watered down. You went finally. Yep.

You got regular Mountain Dew. I always get regular. Well, he knows that sucks. Yeah, I'm just, I like regular Mountain Dew better. Says my wife, she gets embarrassed when she goes to Taco Bell and orders Mountain Dew because they're like, Baja Blast, and she has to go, no, regular.

How many times does she go, okay. Zero, because she is, she's a gremlin for Mountain Dew. Like, she will keep gremlin for Mountain Dew. She will keep a bottle in the fridge and like, not like the big like- 20 ounce. Yeah, it's like that, because for her, that's a lot. She'll be like under the blanket reading Rackindle

and she's like, I'm going gremlin mode. And then she'll drink her Mountain Dew with two hands. It's like, you just love Mountain Dew? Like Mountain Dew? Mountain Dew, two hands. It's like I you just love Mountain Dew like Mountain Dew She's just not a gamer so it doesn't really click you know what I mean? Yeah, you better be playing games over that blanket Hey quit reading That better be an RPG Activity for that fucking drink. I think Mountain Dew should lean into that like the other activities you can do with Mountain Dew starts getting on like book talk Yeah, and it's just yeah, whoa feel love with Mountain Dew and read three books in one day cheese

She's over. She's over 365 for the year so she's on Mountain Dew's Mountain Dews and books four thousand yeah, oh Mountain Dews way over, I think. Oh man, that's twice as many as me. It's infinitely more than you. Yeah. Zero. In 2015, Taco Bell made a restaurant entirely out of shipping containers in Austin, Texas

for South by Southwest. After the festival ended, they shipped the restaurant to South Gate in Los Angeles, where it still stands in operation today with a banner hung on the side assuring everyone that it's open because if you just look at it you assume someone is pulling an impractical Joker style prank on you telling you quote, oh yeah, that right there, that's the Taco Bell. Classic Sal. Is one of them named Sal? Yeah. There you go. Yeah, one is named Sal. That is... That's crazy. Why did they build it in Austin

and then send it to Southgate? It was for Southbuy. Because Southbuy, Southgate. So they went like, oh it's so- Probably already had half of it printed on the shipping label, I don't know. It looks like, I showed you one angle, whatever. You have to see it more from like the side like this,

where it's so- Yeah, that doesn't look like a Taco Bell. It doesn't look like an anything. No, that's why I'm saying if Sal came up to you And he went a is the taco bowl right here In practical jokers was a thing I feel like when we were at rooster teeth They would be like how can we sell some ideas to like Impractical Jokers? And I'm like I don't think that's something that they want or need I think they're all they need it I think they're good. I don't need it. No, I don't think they want it I don't think they want anything to do with I think people who watch the show should want and need it

Yes, but they don't and they just go feed me my slop want and need it. Yes. But they don't and they just go feed me my slop. Give me. Impractical Jokers is like. Impractical Joke Me. Impractical Jokers is like the KFC slop bowl. Yes, yeah.

Of like a prank show or whatever. It's like, we're messing with each other. Yeah. I'm just like, what is this? It's like how Big Bang Theory was like the most popular show on TV. Yes, yeah. And it's like, why?

It's not like, wow, it's actually really good. It's just like, it's most popular because it's like me and just you TV show. That's impractical jokers. Again, I don't know anything about them. They got them. They saying silly things to people. So do they prank each other?

I think so. Okay. So it's like, no, talk to that guy. No, you gotta rub your belly while you're talking. It would be like a Mega 64 skit if Sean were telling Rocco, okay, now eat the trash out of the trash can. Okay, so it's not as good as a Mega 64 skit.

But also they're not eating trash out of the trash can. Yeah, they're just like, pick up the spaghetti and put it on your head. Yeah, it's much dumber. It's so PG. It sounds like a tame version of like between the games where you guys would like do stuff but like not out in public but where it's like we're razzin' each other. Yes. But this is like a contrived instance where it is

like oh I'm gonna make him put the spaghetti on his head. Hey put the spaghetti on your head. Yeah it's not like oh they have such a great dynamic. Yeah. In in doing something else. I've watched minutes of the show. It's usually just one of them. Like a Top Gear? And then they have that separate shot, which is certainly not happening at the same time. Where they're like, now do this.

And it's like, he's showing them live right now. And you're like, no, he's not. What do you mean? But they're showing it. There's like a thousand tapes. And they're just talking to no one. Us in the room is the food. And the thing that gets Top Gear is the cars yeah, and then hilarity ensues

They're just like get to the part where the hilarity with the spaghetti on your head. Yeah, Sal Yeah, oh that guy who told me where the Taco Bell is oh Love those guys Taco Bell cares about protecting the planet, vowing that in 2025 they will be adding composting bins to all restaurants and making all customer facing packaging recyclable, compostable, or reusable. Hang on to your Doritos Locos Taco Wrappers, guys. You can keep using them.

We're through with microplastics. We're doing macroplastics now, bigger plastics than ever that keep you in your home or office would you live in and bring out when your boss comes over for Sunday dinner. Oh no, you only have Whataburger macroplastics. You're fired. Face palm. Black and white face palm emoji.

The idea that they're going, yeah, we're going to make all of our stuff recyclable or compostable or you can reuse it, is just, those are so different. Those are, none of those things are in the same length. They're not all the same thing. Well, when you order, you pick which combo you want. Can I get the reusable combo?

Oh, and then he knows, he'll tell us. Yeah, you go, hey, can I get the, yeah! Yeah! That was really loud. Yeah! I damp it up, man. It's shrieking, shrieking also nobody knows what composting is yeah, so they're just like just food trash like trash I put it in the for bugs. I don't know put in the ground or whatever if it can return to Mother Earth compostable That's like humans. Yeah, that's us when I die. Yeah, when I died, we're totally compostable Yeah, when I died just compost me or whatever not compostable

No, we're gonna string you up dude. You'll be dangling back Do you think your cutout and you think this is reusable then I can take this home and just keep using it I mean, yeah, you could use it again. Yeah, I mean I could I wouldn't plastic cup. Yeah Why wouldn't you? Everybody forgets about the reduce part of reduce, reuse, recycle. I don't forget, I should ignore it. That's what I'm talking about.

This guy knows. Did you know? Maybe, don't care. Yeah, that's an impractical jokers bit. Hey, forget about reduce. Hey, reuse, recycle. Classic Sal, they got him again. And then- Real hilarious.

And then he reuses the cup. He's gonna get the impractical jokers fans pissed off. I know. They're both gonna be furious That's hugely popular But with people who watch this yes We've been dying no, I don't know fucking God Chive TV

Yes, I mean yes, I imagine more people listening and they go my fucking parents watch that yes Oh, that's that's probably all the comments are gonna be that yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a real like you go to your parents which like like My parents now one of them dead, but like to me. It's like it's like Grandparent age mm-hmm right it's like when you are a kid you go to your grandparents house And these have some shit on the TV like just what is this shit? You're watching? That like it's gonna be our generation like it's our parents just watching like storage wars I think there's a sal in that too. Oh wow Horde they're watching hoarders. Yeah, watching impractical joke American pickers. Yeah. Oh my god that kind of shit

It's those are the facts by the way Those are the facts calm that Chive TV was on inside the Taco Bell. Yeah, it was like being inside a Buffalo Wild Wings Collab coming soon do oh, do you know the chive their headquarters like in Austin? Yes I do know it's like it's it's downtown behind like a Sheridan or something. It's a... It's not in one of the conference rooms at the Sheridan. No, it's big. They...

They do have a slide. They built a whole thing. I don't know about this. They built like a whole like office building, whatever. I don't know what it is now. Like the Chive is just channels of YouTube videos Who's still like what like collecting these YouTube videos and putting them on them on the child? I don't even know that anyone's collecting them any they're just giving directly. I'm just saying

There's an algorithm feeding it into TV I mean like if you're watching chive TV at Taco Bell, is any video on there newer than 2018? No. It's like, I don't think they, how do they even have to get new videos? That's a good point. It's like, throw on the 2012 mix. Yeah.

It's just, throw on the shit. Throw on the best of 08. It's just like, the guy fell down. Okay, the chive.com. Here we go. Posted, let's see when this was, four hours ago. Whoa. High school in the 70s sure was groovy baby.

35 photos and it's just photos from the seventies. What is this website? I think TCU basketball has internet in shambles over Haley van Lith. Life is short. So live it up already. 46 photos, 15 hottest meme girls who have us down bad by Zach posted December 29th. Is this just Buzzfeed for bros?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, did you not know that that's what the chive was? I just know it from like the clips and stuff. The chive? Who are you down bad for? Read the list. Oh, Sydney Sweeney's on there. She's like the chive? Who are you down bad for? Read the list! Oh, Sydney Sweeney's on there. She's like the headline meme girl

who we're down bad for, according to Zach. Oh, because I would think meme girl couldn't be like a famous celebrity. No, I think they're mostly famous celebrities. Stupid memes. I thought it would be like overly attached girlfriend. Well known from the meme. I mean, overly attached girlfriend feels like a thing

they would post about now, but probably don't. Let me see if the chivalry is still open and see what kind of chive Chive antics. Yeah, no it would it's like chive shot. The chivalry is like their store and it's The chivalry 10% off enter your email and then here's Matt Foley at the bottom why because that's like that's Enter your email and then here's Matt Foley at the bottom. Why? That's like one of their things they love Matt Foley, they love Bill Murray Yes, yeah, they love like classic oh they have rare coins you can buy chive coins They have ace Ventura. Can Gracie rub them together

Here's a 22,000 gold billion dollar bill for 50 bucks and it's Bill Murray. What is going on? So do you remember the internet in like 2010? It just never has gone past that. Yes, that is what the chive is still. And they're thriving. Do they have a sticker that says like fucking love science?

Oh, probably, I would think so. And thriving, I don't know about thriving, but they are still going Here's a they have a slide in there. Here's a 3d Bill Murray coin As it 3d he's run three glasses. Oh Jordan is not Jordan's mad about the chive. I'm not mad. I'm just really Disappointed about I kind of underwhelmed. Yeah, dad. So it's that and then it's clips at a Buffalo Wild Wings All right, I'm gonna read about the food now.

What? But there's more at the Chivalry, that's fine. We'll look at the Chivalry later. Yeah, we'll do an episode there. I think if we wanted to do an episode at the Chive, we probably could. I think I could reach out to Zach, who just let us know who he's down bad for

to see if we can go film with him. He and everyone else. Yeah, we're all down bad for them Yeah, and do you think we can send Shane down this line? That's right We'll lose the footage What kind of food do they have there at the chive? Chives. You put it on potato or? Yeah, well they might have potatoes Okay, what's the most meme food? They have that macaroni and cheese

Bacon, but oh yeah, they have bacon. It's just's the most meme food? They have that. Macaroni and cheese. Bacon. Oh yeah. They have bacon. It's just slices of bacon with chives on them. Oh wow, yum. What's in this McDonald's bag? The McValue Meal. For $5.79 plus tax,

you can get your choice of junior chicken, McDouble, or chicken snack wrap, plus small fries and a small fountain drink. So pick up a McValue Meal today at participating McDonald's restaurants in Canada. Prices exclude delivery. So the talk about crispy chicken nuggets, their five crispy chicken nuggets featuring all white meat, chicken, marinated in jalapeno buttermilk, what and breaded with tortilla chips. What served with your choice of one dipping sauce. If they have it, is that why the nuggets were different colors. Yes

Yeah, I guess that makes sense was it really tortilla chips. Mm-hmm That's like the all the branding and everything all over it is I didn't I eat ship crust You can't tell by looking at you can't tell by tasting it. Yeah, you can tell when they burn them. Yeah They are weird looking little nuggets they are and they're all different sizes colors Yeah, some are almost like tender size. Yes And some are like little baby dinky. My box was tiny. Yeah, and sometimes you get six. Yeah You open the first box until like looking in like showing the video whatever and I was like wait open it back up

You know, like oh there's six and we're like, oh and you're like who wants the sit and they're like me Like and you guys had to listen to him. So yeah, he got it That's what it's all about winning big W for Nick Ten times Nick got big W's were down bad for Six times we are down bad for chicken nuggets Well, no, it's five times, but then there's a six Also didn't get the jalapeno buttermilk like marinated Tastes like it at all no it tastes like chicken nuggets. It was chicken nuggets

Yeah, I was hot and that's also cuz I was putting it in the fire ranch song Yeah, I didn't I didn't get like the jalapeno from just the chicken. I'll say eating them. Mm-hmm. They're fine nuggets. Mm-hmm but Reading about how they're made They don't taste and not getting any of that. It kind of makes them worse than hindsight interesting. That's My head is now like like most things to talk about I think the sauces are doing the heavy lifting you mean the Hidden Valley trademark fire ranch sauce Yes, Taco Bell's first ever ranch partnership which blends two iconic flavors Taco Bell fire sauce and Hidden Valley

More details below. It's definitely It tastes like Taco Bell it it definitely tastes like Taco Bell. It wasn't that spicy. No, but Fire... Well, the ranch probably cut it, because ranch cuts hot, right? You eat like hot wings, you suck on the ranch. Suck it down while watching Chi TV? They should have gone one up. They spiced it up while cutting it down.

Instead of fire sauce, they should have gone whatever the next level is, which is... Well, it's different. There is no next level. Diablo's a different sauce. Yeah. Fire is the hottest. Yep. What about Del Scorcho? That's a different company. Oh, sorry. It. Yep. What about del scorcho? That's sorry. It's bell scorcho

It's like something my grandpa would say what the Bell scorchosa I'll make you say that. No, I maybe don't put this spaghetti on your head That just sums up I think it's such a good bit for them cuz boy it really sums up what I think in practical Jokers is right doesn't matter if that is what it is or not no It's fun to believe it. Yeah, that's kind of an insult. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm wearing Italian bread for shoes Hey, hey guys, I'm gonna make him put the spaghetti on his head. Hey, stop put the spaghetti on your head And then my dad or people like him are going I can't wait to see these guys live. You see this they have a I can't wait to see these guys live you see this they have a

They have a live show they do like a stage. How do they do an impractical jokers? Well, they come out on the stage and then and then Nick Nick says laugh funny man Ha ha ha! I don't know what it was. It was the comedian. It's really weird that comedians were like that. I don't really understand what this was. You get some dickhead that has a stand of comedian or whatever. And they're like, you're supposed to be funny? Tell me a joke. They say you're really funny. Let's see. Let's hear you laugh

All right Bell scorch of sauce, okay The all-new Bell sauce offers a familiar rich creamy and tangy signature blend with subtle chili notes crafted with tomatoes red chilies and garlic Huh? It doesn't taste anything like that. I know it doesn't Mesquite? Is it Chipotle? It's like a smoky, mesquite. A little smoky. Yeah. It was very, I felt like it was really oily.

Like, I felt like that sauce wasn't, there's like a thickness to the other ones, like, because it's ranch. There's like a thickness to it or whatever. This had a thickness that was like mayonnaise. It looked like glissani. It was really strange. I don't know what the base of it is,

but it was like, I liked it. I wish someone looked at me like Eric looks at sauces. I was so discreet. I was just like, oh, I just thought it was kind of brown. Yeah. It was kind of brown. It was like, it was like, She's not pretty good, man.

This guy knows. It was like a darker color than the other one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I could tell you. Just not even using words to really describe it. It was like a darker color than the other one. Yeah Just not even using words to really describe it it looked like the one but kind of different Mmm, and then finally the last one we didn't get happy pino humminest or Rounding out the trio is the jalapeno honey mustard that fuses. I'm also fusses That fuses sweet and heat featuring honey mustard with a kick the jalapeno honey mustard that fuses, I almost said fuses, that fuses sweet and heat featuring honey mustard with a kick of jalapeno. Wouldn't know.

That sounds good. I think it sounds okay, honestly. I don't think it sounds good at all, honestly. I don't think it sounds very good. I think honey mustard with jalapeno sounds whack. Yeah, but as we have been noticing, the way they describe it and how it actually tastes very different So this probably just tastes like humminest probably does taste like yeah, yuck. No, we have our review. No, but now we have

Material you wrote this bro. Yeah this morning, right? That's why you should remember it. Yeah, I mean Well, you should remember it. Yeah, I mean it's Did we get a printer shut up shut up I didn't have to go to office Depot Quote as the inventors of nacho fries Taco Bell's fully aware that reinventing an American classic with a Taco Bell twist is a Responsibility, we don't take lightly. Okay. But in a world dominated by chicken cravings, it was time to show the world how Taco Bell does chicken nuggets. Unexpected. It was an undeniably bold. It wasn't said Taco Bell's chief marketing officer Taylor Montgomery The crispy chicken nuggets deliver a crispier more flavorful nugget experience and combined with the hidden Valley trademark fire ranch sauce We hope it will test people's devotion to their favorite nuggets. Whoa, they're trying to disrupt

Chicken economy, yes, you ever think of eating a chicken nugget as an experience? No. Did you experience when I also didn't think I didn't think that chicken nuggets were an American classic that if someone were to reinvent would be a huge responsibility. I think you never making chicken nuggets, but now making chicken nuggets doesn't define as reinventing a chicken nugget. No, I think you've reinvented your menu and now making chicken nuggets doesn't define as reinventing a chicken nugget No, I think you've reinvented your menu. Yeah, now sell chicken. Yeah, you've gone towards I mean, I guess they like food I mean even if you want to say like we did this he didn't mention the tortilla chip part Why did they mention the part where it's like we did some crazy shit?

Inventing it they're thrilled about the ranch partnership by the way, they are they keep mentioning it They can't get enough of being put in with hidden Valley. Yeah, dude They're like made guys now It's the biggest and the most hidden you'll never be able to find this out got in with big big hidden ranch long time Also, why do they mention it? They invented the nacho fries. Because they're pointing out their previous successes as bold innovators. But also, like, these things are things that... Do you order the fries when you go to Taco Bell? Rarely. But I would when they went away.

Because I would go, oh, the fries are back. They're pretty good. Now I never get them. Exactly. And I wonder, or I guess we were talking about like- They're like, they're different. And I'm like, oh, they're like substantially different fries from other restaurants.

So when they came back, I'll get them. I'm not like, gotta get them. No. And I wonder if chicken nuggets, I don't think they're going to stick around right now. I think they'll go away, but I do think they'll come back and then be on a, like a more permanent basis and that no one's going to order them.

I just don't think that's a thing. You go to Taco Bell. There's so many other places that do this thing and what Taco Bell has no one else. Popeyes doesn't make a chalupa. I will say, I will say they should. I think that would be really good for like some fried chicken chalupa from Popeyes. Dude, think about it. Maybe this isn't a big demographic,

but I'm sure I can get this freak over here to agree. What it does open up though, I wouldn't go to Taco Bell in the future to get these chicken nuggets, but if you have kids that ain't gonna eat a taco, because taco's outside the fold, you can get them chicken nuggets and Taco Bell now. So now Daddy Nick gets to get his feast and feed

his fucking slop trough Taco Bell mess, and he can throw his kids some chicken nuggets. That is, that is, that's probably. So trust me, that's the first thing I thought. And then I was like, wait, I don't have to go to Taco Bell and McDonald's now? It is very introductory kid food, but also these are but they're also weird chicken These are my kids going I don't want these yes a hundred percent

They're like what do they look like they're like adult chicken they are they are in that you know They are a chicken nugget, but honestly no a chicken nugget because what they look like right and I have to be ashamed They are just like well. It's a chicken ball. You kind of pointed it out chicken nugget, bro They're like small chicken tenders. They're less of a nugget and more of like that tender, crunchy outside. They're chicken tenders that are mostly ball-shaped-esque. And that's what makes them nuggety.

But also sometimes you get a giant one that is literally just a chicken tender. Yes. Yep. Yeah, and like seeing the pictures of them that were posted on like our discord. Yeah, everyone got different looking Sizes and everything like even here even us. Yeah, like really really different six Remember who that was some got six and some got little ones that they were just fine with getting the little I got I got

I still got six, but they were six small ones. Yeah, Jordan is just fine with that Well, I was like, I'll take this one. Wanna try it again? Can I do it now, Jordan? I'm looking in between to see if there's anything else. I think we're good. Well, we have our review, but first we need to hear from you in a segment

we call You Review! Luckily there aren't any like two pagers. No, no, these aren't insane. Well, these are insane, but these aren't, yeah, these aren't, you know, they're crazy. It's good. I'll read the first one. Okay, this is this is from pooch. Yep Nick loved it a Team member by the name of Yaneli P was very rude and did not get my order, right? I went with my friends and Yaneli gave one of my friends right I went with my friends and Yaneli gave one of my friends attitude by making a mean face at her after innocently correcting Yaneli after Yaneli said her name wrong Yaneli displays

poor qualities to be in the service industry and she can't get simple instructions for an order right I'm disappointed yeah okay I bet yeah hey pooch didn't like how Yaneli didn't get someone's name right? It's pronounced poach Who like why would you even correct someone who here at Taco Bell gives a fuck Who gives a shit? Like getting your name right to get your order, right? Yeah, who gives a fuck? It's like if you got your name misspelled at Starbucks and you're walking away and you go, hang on, this is wrong. I better go tell them.

Yeah. Hey, you spelled my name wrong. Who fucking cares? Who gives a shit? Who gives a shit? Who cares? I'd be fine if they said, hey you. Yep.

Here's your food. Why are people always- Who cares? Also- What an insane thing to come on Yelp and write. They're just looking at the person. From pooch. They're always looking at the person to see like are you gonna make a face?

Yeah, you're gonna give me a look cuz that's what it always is reviews Gracie writes Looked at me. I don't know why he was so angry. They're always like they were so rude. What did they do? They looked they look This is piss and they laughed at me that And then they said they piss and then they said that their piss was dirty piss That's such a great more like that one Outside of the category they were rude to me Then they gave me a piss drink and you're like no they didn't and then you're like and then they kept telling me piss drink piss drink

Drinking little piss drinks, and he started singing the song and pointing and laughing What are you talking about? Alright, I'll read Charlie's okay the next one's got a long one. This is Charlie B and Charlie says, Charlie Brown. Yeah, it could be good. This is really what he wrote. He says, holy fuck. How do I even start terrible customer service?

Waited, waited in the line for 45 men just to be told we can't be served. How do I eat? Oh guys, but where do I be? Boys buckle up. So there I was. Here we go on. And then I didn't get anything. Who waits 45 minutes at a Taco Bell? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, two hours. Yep. It would have been a great ride along. Yeah. Oh, yeah

We could have made it a two-parter. I I love holy fuck It's like guys you'll never believe this anyway really is so here I was once upon a time yeah, I bet you're wondering how I got here in line a Taco Bell Well, let me take you back to the beginning. I walked in That's it and here I am cut to present 16 years earlier records Yeah!

16 years earlier. The record's scratched. Oh my gosh. Uh huh. It's Craven. He just turns and looks at the camera and he goes, I got powers now. He just goes, It's fine.

That's a better movie. And then, and then Rhino grabs the camera and goes, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then he was like, I won't do that again. That's... That might be the... Do you think he kept doing it throughout the movie? He's like, That's't do that again. That's... That might be the- Do you think he kept doing it throughout the movie? He's like, that's gonna be my thing.

And they just cut out everyone except for that one. And he's like, well, no, it doesn't make sense. Yeah, he's like, well, now I look crazy. That's the best part of the movie, is when he does that, and everyone in the car went, what? That rock. Yeah, and then the one guy next to me went, whoa, that's the guy from the beginning.

His hair was different. No way. Oh my God. Wait, let's go from the beginning. His hair was different. No way. Oh my God. Wait, that bald guy was the guy with hair? You know what? What the fuck? And it's good, cause you know his hair is different cause he says my hair was different.

He said you wouldn't recognize if my hair was different. Also I didn't wear this backpack. I thought he was talking to his brother, but he was actually looking out to the audience. I was wondering why he spiked the lens. I bet you don't recognize me. He was talking to the guy next to you. Yeah Hey, I know you're confused. He went like this and in the movie went Then he winked It was really weird

And then he covered his mouth and he said this is for you and he covered his mouth and then that guy's name played Over the speakers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's good. It's the way to do it one more. This is a this is a good one. I think right This is from Zach H February 30th 2024 at 730 a.m. Or p.m. We gotta know we don't know gotta know I do not know Yeah, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yep. Okay, so you're getting it So you're catching on Yep, okay, so you're getting it. So you're catching on February 30th, yeah

24 at 730 better known as March. Oh, I know this would be March 3rd because there was a leap here. February 30th. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. And then, and then what's the first sentence? I do not know what is going on. There's not a period there, but there should be. All right. I do not know what is going on with Taco Bell, but this is the worst Taco

Bell I have ever been to as far as customer service. I sit in a drive-thru for 5-10 minutes, waiting for someone to take my order. No answer. No LED screen on. No nothing. So I pull up to the window behind two cars, so I finally get to the window. This person does not see, and this person does not see, a car get to the window this person does not see and this person does not see a car sitting at the window Waiting to be served as a customer at this point

I am fed up and outraged at the way that y'all running that store I'm not trying to tell anyone how to do the job But I find the highly disrespectful and lack of tending to customers as a paying customer that is unacceptable What? Dot dot dot dot dot so I proceeded to take my order at the window Parentheses it's been 25 minutes hang on so I I know it's right. I want to I want to read it clear so the audience doesn't think it's me stumbling Okay, cool, so I proceeded to take my order at the window

It's been 25 minutes of taking my order at the window He had me drive back around to the drive-through again after waiting 30 minutes for someone to take a order and had me order again What manager conducts their customer service with such sarcasm and stressful to even take one order this Taco Bell definitely needs to be shut down Or needs someone to be fired because apparently they definitely have an attitude with a sarcasm Period lower case His excuse is that they have been swamped with orders when there is only one person in the drive-thru that they have not taken Order from and no operation inside and there's also a period in the middle. Yeah. Yeah I have her from now and no operation inside dot dot before we really break it down I have a theory he was stuck between times like

Absolutely what I think he's facing This is what we have here is what a ghost is yeah This is a ghost is a man who is unstuck from time. Yeah, he was listening to face jam Who is doing sarcasm to him? When did the sarcasm happen? Did you like the part when he mentioned customer service? What? Oh, you mean eight times?

Why, why was he waiting so long? If you're waiting 25 minutes and then you pull up to the window and no one's looking at you or helping you, you have to assume you are a ghost. Yeah. That is what you have to assume. You are unstuck from time, you are a ghost. That is what you have to assume. You are unstuck from time, you are a ghost. I wanna make...

It's like when... Look, if they're out there, probably listening. Kevin McAllister thought he made his family disappear, which is why he doesn't ask anyone for help or anything. He's just like, cool. That's it. That's the moment where you realize, oh, there's only one explanation.

I am Zach H. I am a ghost. I am Zach H. I am unstuck from time. It is February 30th, 2024 at 730 undisclosed AM or PM. Yes. I have been in line. It's both. It's Twilight and Dawn. This will be my final journal entry. In a Sisyphean existence, I have been in line for 25 minutes. I pull up to the window. the manager tells me to go back around I'm behind two cars once again It's reading it like like Dr. Manhattan February 30th, but to be clear he's not trying to tell anyone how to do the job Right. Yeah, but somebody should be fired February 30th sarcasm appears

within the top of the house sarcasm does not exist in this dimension I'm confused and frightened by its presence a car a car appears in the cafeteria as a non-corporeal entity I am unsure what to do Maybe that's what it is. Maybe he's had some sort of horrible accident, and he's reforming out the Taco Bell The ghost cars back You know we need you to drive through We need that face Dude what the fuck that one decades is crazy

There's a run-on sentence there that's like two paragraphs I think from like at this point to the end of the review. Yeah, it's close. It's one sentence. Yep. Holy moly. And like repeats a sentence more than once. So I proceeded to take my order at the window of taking my order at the window.

He's really unstuck in time. Yeah. Well, that's how, he's just explaining how it happened beat for beat. That's right. He starts doing his order. That's what he. That's it. He starts doing his order. That's what he's doing. And then he starts doing his order.

It's like an SOS message playing like, stuck at the window, stuck at the window. Yeah. He really is, he is so, he's beyond, he's in like a fifth dimension, and he's describing this in language that we, this is the only way we can understand time travel. Do you think maybe that's in Nick's cube dimension?

That's absolutely. Nick, do you have a February 30th in there? Yeah. Some years. February 30th? Oh, you know what? It's a lop year. A lop year.

February 30th, here we come. Lop it off. I think I looked up February 30th. Okay. Like when the last- What did you find? February 30th is real. Also Earth is flat. They're trying to hide the last two days of February.

February 30th existed from 1930 to 1931 after the Soviet Union introduced a revolutionary calendar in 1929. Okay, in Russia. The revolutionary person who invented that calendar is descendants now work for toggle We reinvented the chicken nugget by selling a chicken nugget Dude, just we've done it again This the you reviews are really good But now it's time for our review of the Taco Bell crispy chicken nugget Jordan start with you They are totally fine. Mm-hmm

Nugget Jordan start with you. They are totally fine. Mm-hmm Also, uh the bell sauce is good, okay, well that's not what Nick said I actually I like that hold you I like that one a lot. I liked it better than the ranch. Oh, okay, and had another like Layer of flavor and complexity to it. Mm-hmm And also it was darker. I don't know if we talked about that earlier Brown brown brown, little brown. Orange brown. One was orange, one was brown. But I mean it's, they're not reinventing the wheel here. They're just, they're chicken nuggets from Taco Bell. I expected them to be way worse. But they weren't burnt, which was nice. And they were nice and juicy on the inside. So they're just good chicken nuggets. I don't really have much to complain about.

So I'm just gonna I'll give them a 70 for it. Oh, wow. 70. Cool. That's what good food gets. It did what it was trying to do. I will say it is so much better than I thought it was going to be. Not that it's mate like again Nando's Excellent. Yeah, that was good. This was wow. These aren't fucking dog shit Yeah, I'll say is doing you mentioning the first time I got them. They were so fucking oh really the tortilla breading They were almost black. Oh, no, and so it's like it just tastes like burnt But but it was only the breading the inside was still pretty good like the inside tastes exactly the same as them not being burnt And it's it's a decent chicken and like you were saying earlier you were like

I don't think I've ever been this full from Taco Bell. Yes It's like the heartiest thing Taco Bell has ever made because they use like just well and also these tortillas They use shells everything they have is a container And then they just give you like a tiny bit of what they put in the container at the taco and it was like taco Me of me With everything the quesadilla is like In the middle yeah half of the quesadilla on each end has nothing in it like at all They can't do that with the chicken because it's just chicken.

So it's actually like- I think they'll try eventually. I was just saying you bite into it and it's hollow. Yeah. Get a time. Until they do that, it is like the most filling thing at Taco Bell. I'm very full. They're not bad.

I fucking love the ranch sauce. Like you were saying, I'm not a ranch person. I don't dislike ranch, but it's never my go-to. Putting the fucking fire sauce in it, which is like crack to me. I love that. It's revolutionary. No one fucking would have even thought of it.

It makes it so much more taste like Taco Bell sauce than ranch. But I do like the creaminess of it. I fucking love it. I love that sauce. I am outraged you can only get two at a time They gotta get their sauce shit together because they're always like out. I will say this is like the fifth time. I've eaten these things. Oh wow Because I had them they're burnt as fuck

I got to try them again and know if they're like this every time or they just don't know how to cook them because it's Talk about making chicken nuggets. They're like oh fucking no. It's gotta be wildly different Have they been basically different every time you've eaten them. They've been I will say Dude, I have straight-up gotten ones like like this big and like and not in a ball Just like like a fucking chicken tender To the annoying point where I'm like, it's like hard to get in the cup sauce You got to like rip it to fit in the sauce cup Thank God the first time I ever had them was the only time they burnt the fuck out of them

Yeah, but they're bad first impression though, but not fortunately was me Thank God the first time I ever had them was the only time they burnt the fuck out of them. Yeah. But they're still- What a bad first impression though. But not, fortunately it was me. Yeah. My first thought was like, man, if we ate these on the show, holy shit. Dude, I'm gonna give it a 10. Dude, like, and I will say,

I've never had them that burnt again, but they're still a level. They clearly like don't, like the timing must be so precise on these where like, I'd say whatever, the first one I ate, say like one through 10, it was like a three. Then I've had like a six, an eight, a seven,

where I'm just like, you never know what's kind of chicken you're gonna get. Today was pretty decent. Nothing radically different than the first one, but I still have been like, these are the best ones I've had. And then I ate it the third time and went like, hmm They're not as good as the last one better than the burnt ones

But they're pretty good as long as they don't fuck that up. You've got way more like data to work Yes, true far as the rate. I really wanted to know how many times they fuck them up Yeah, and so only one so far and that I don't know how long they were out at that point But that was the day I heard about them them Yeah, so it was probably real early like dude. What the fuck we do? I'm gonna cook this shit on it. I like them. They're pretty good. I'm with you. I don't see it's not like give me my goddamn pretzel Pub, I'm like no chicken nuggets at Taco Bell, but it is it is like I'm swing by Taco Bell get five nuggies and it's way more food than like five nuggies at McDonald's or Wendy's. They're much bigger.

Very filling. The sauce is fucking good. I love that fire ranch. The sauces do help a lot. So I'm with you. It's not like amazing, but it's way better than I expected from Taco Bell. Like the quality of this chicken is better

than the quality of almost any of their other food. It's like, I know the Taco Bell standard, it's higher than their usual standard. So it's surprising. I ate those nuggets and was like, well, it's pretty good. And then I went for a taco and was like, oh, this is awful. Yeah, yeah.

George was thrown about the taco. It was slop city. I watched him open his taco and he was a fucking mess. It's bad. But I actually really enjoyed them. I would, I'd say check them out. Yeah. I'm gonna give it an 80.

Nice. Well, that's an average score of 75. Compare it to the last shit we ate there. Holy fuck, dude. Nuggets for days. Stop going back. So 75 is the average score. And that's, when I recommend it,

if you're gonna go get the nuggets, if you're looking at the selection and you say, should we get the, just go, yeah! And then get that one. They're $10 box where you get like the five nuggets, the taco, the chalupa, the fries and all that stuff. Five to six nuggets. Yeah, and dude, that was so much,

I think because of the chicken, it's so fucking filling. That was so much food. I'll tell you this though, they're really not that expensive. Like you just get the five piece, I think because of the chicken, it's so fucking filling. That was so much food. I'll tell you this though, they're really not that expensive. Like you just get the five piece, I think it's like four bucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That honestly is fucking filling for that cheap.

Like it's actually, like again, it's more than like three tacos worth of actual food. You could compete with chilies with those prices. I went the other day and just popped in for a snack, strictly for data. Again, I was like, I wanna go as many times as I can to see how many times they fucking burn this chicken Yep, and I was like, I'm just gonna get the chicken and same thing like I ate them

I'm like damn that was like a filling meal. Yeah, and that never happens from one item and it was like it's like $4 So it's like it's actually pretty cheap. What an interesting time for Taco Bell. It ain't no fucking I hop. I'll tell you that Get not an interesting time for I have 20 of these and it'd be cheaper Yeah, we're dead. I hop yeah, that was you get a hundred chicken nuggets, and it would be less than what we ate at I hop Yeah, outrageous Well, I can't wait to see what Taco Bell does in 2025. Whoo. They're gonna reinvent Cheeseburgers, they're gonna reinvent cheeseburg. They're fucked with their slogan. Um, I know well That'll do it for this episode.

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