100% Eat - Very Little Episode Here %% Red Robin Mike's Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich & Pepperoni Pizza

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

Our Heroes head out to try Red Robin's NEW Mike's Hot Honey Chicke- wait. Didn't KFC just do this? Like literally just this? What is going on? Why is Hot Honey back and why is Mike specifically the bringer of it? Weird. But not as weird as Nick right at the top of this episode. He really sets the tempo for this one. Whoa. This goes in so many directions and you're not gonna see it coming. wink wink. Listen to the episode, you'll get it. Leave a comment after you get it. Oh right, the food. We ate it but not all of it. Enjoy! Sponsored by ShadyRays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code EAT. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm going to talk about toes. Don't stick something in between them. I'm sticking something between them. What? What do you mean? What do you stick in between toes? What do you want? I want you to answer the question. That's what I thought. Shoelaces? No that's not it. it I was thinking of like I was thinking of like a sandals that have a little start welcome the hundred percent no we're going to 100% sure we try every fast food restaurant let you know if you need it. Do you stick your Between your toes you probably do. I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host Jordan swears Jordan. How are you?

What did he mean? I was talking about you know like the the sandals the thongs the flip-flops uh-huh I understand so that's wearing the sandals So yeah, those are basically the shoe laces Yeah The flip-flops watch right along this week because we point out that Nick Does such a disservice to himself, and he's never gonna beat the allegations because of the things that he says or whatever It's true sometimes we lead him to water and sometimes He jumps in a pool we didn't know was there He yells cannonball He says or whatever it's sometimes we live to water and sometimes

Didn't know was there He yells cannonball We were in a dry dry desert yeah, he's splashing in the oasis bathroom and talk What do you put between your toes he could have said nothing he could have just let Is this better no He could have let the- is this better? No! This is far worse. We had Red Robin today. I know you host the show!

I tried to give you the seat, man. He did. Whatever you do, just don't touch those perfect little tootsies. Don't touch my webbing. He's choking. You killed him. You killed him. You killed him.

Choking up thinking about perfect webbing. Now we're killing Nick. Now we're killing Nick. He's in the frogs. God. God this show is awesome. Dude, off the rails before like in negative time.

We were talking about something and then we were like oh, roll. It was you using your chest muscles and you're like it's just the thing you can't do then you can do and you're like you think about it like, well if I had a six finger I wouldn't even know how to use it. You would know how to use it. Whatever. Right. Once you get the sensation. You were like, let's roll on this six finger talk and run as he started and get cut in. Nick just went feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet. He didn't say that. I mentioned the six toe and then he started saying stuff and then he got a hot and Bothered went right down toe road. I is my favorite Mario There's like other little small along the course watching they're kind of like jumping up and down. Oh man. They're waving I saw a video of someone rob. It's like glove world. I saw someone with six fingers Like on their head is six. Oh really this generally they're on their hands

Yeah These two fingers look pretty similar and then it was like it looked like it was a pinky for like the last one Oh, so like two kind of ring fingers. Yeah, that's sort of what it looked like and then they did they just kind of did this Where they were like? Holding like their hand here and then just kind of like moving their fingers But the closest thing that I've felt to seeing something like that Was like being on mushrooms and having your vision like a little bit fucked up, because when you see five fingers go down and then one more does it,

it makes you like your brain like does a flip. It's like, yeah, it triggers the uncanny valley response. It's like why humans evolutionarily like can detect things that are off about like near human things. Yeah, you look at- The really uncanny valley exists is because you just have to know that something's wrong Yeah in order to protect yourself it really like demons it felt like somebody took money Guys got six fingers demons gotta be a demon probably you could probably be like a good rock climber

Yeah, I probably do do you think that would be Great guitarist, right? Oh yeah, probably. That'd be an unfair advantage. Honestly, I don't know. Two penises. Two penises. You see those? People have two penises. That's crazy.

Another unfair advantage. Here's the thing. Jordan's sick of getting left in the dust. With my one penis. I would say it is a big advantage, but also like, it's probably a give and a take. My one stupid dick. Come on! It's it's probably a give and a take my one stupid dick If you can like get over the fact of like explaining to someone like hey just so you know I have two dicks. Yeah, if you can get past that it's gotta be awesome. Yeah, they're like that or oh, that's cool

I'm chill or like awesome. Well, you know like oh, yeah Dick only tells truth Well there the one dick's into like one very specific This is written Yeah, sometimes there's like just one on top That's what I was my head my side. I've seen it like that. I don't know what I was thinking So when you go when you're telling someone about it, it's like I've got two but not where you think But not where you think

Mine's between my toes didn't even think about him on top of each other I just oh for some reason it was like side by side like a hand menu Yeah finger like on top of your like the back whoa But that that would be useful for like you know like it'd be so useful Finch some do you be like hey hand me that you could hold a piece of paper That would be useful for like, you know, like, it'd be so useful. Hold on to something here. You can hold two things at once. Just pinch something here. Dude, you'd be like, hey, hand me that. You could hold a piece of paper in a cup. Yeah, yeah. That's important.

Oh, wait. Hang on. You can do that. Hey, give me that piece of paper. All right. Thanks. I'll see you tomorrow. You'd be the craziest magician.

That's cool. Dude, that would be awesome. It would be cool for magic drinks. And then there's, but there's always that guy in the audience Who's like he's got a six finger Come on dude that looks heinous Nick every time I open the fridge I see it. I go who wants a milkshake worse and worse. Yeah, so now it's yeah creating our own stink cup Yeah, that's what it's gonna be let me put some bread in it. No

Well the problem is we left it in the refrigerator. It's our own little brother Brother little brother? Little brother Bailey. Look at the color separation. When do we go to Wiener Schnitzel? A month. At least a month. Anyway, I'll put it back in the fridge. I'll put it right next to the salami.

Yeah! What the fuck? Hey, let me just tell you what we're talking about. What are we talking about? We're reviewing Red Robin, Mike's Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich, and Pepperoni Pizza. Oh. They don't make pizza here. No, they don't. Did they not have a pizza oven?

I don't know. They just straight up didn't do pizza. Which I guess other ones do pizzas, regardless of promotion you where where's another red Robin though? I think I'll like cedar parkers. Yeah, go more up than we were I know we were so far up the phones won't work in fact Well, actually we could go more up. Yeah, we could have gone a little bit more up to the Buffalo Wild My phone work cuz I have rise yeah, it works mostly good all the time except for like two spots in Austin. Yeah, what are the two spots? Like the like complex where Cura's at? Oh, dead zone.

Oh, that's everybody. Everybody's struggling. But like, I don't know why. I don't have a bar or two. I got nothing. I can't do the fucking QR code checkout when I get there. Or I'll be like hang on and then I run to the front of the store and I go I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving. I'm running out of the building. I just need signal. I just don't want to fucking call a server over and hand you a credit card when it's so goddamn convenient Oh

Can't do it speaking of that their signal must be fucking shit because their credit card Their credit card machine went down. That's what you sound like. That's what what the fuck. What are you him the credit card? Hey, I hear him think about standing up for you. Hey, I think about that. That's what it looks like Credit card hey, I hear him think about standing up for you. Hey think about that. That's what it looks like Never mind Hey, I'm backing you up Nick and so am I what? Captain America coming through the portal on your left on your right We probably would have won two caps

Have this cool come back up milkshake No, oh god, oh that scared me. Oh, no Don't do it. Do you wanted to lose 12 pounds real quick, right? It's not good That's not bad it is it is it smells like rancid milk. It's shocking. But I have children so Rancid milk is not the worst thing. It's It's just rancid milk. Guys it's fine. It's just curdled. It's just rancid milk dude. No matter what times I saw a bunch of like paint all over my bathroom door the other day I was like is that shit. This is like a dark red. Oh no. It's not shit. Okay. Oh thank God.

Didn't even bother cleaning it off. I was like oh it's not shit. Nevermind. I still like will see something on the ground and mill nine goes this shit. There's shit on the floor because it used to happen Shit on the floor Like like not like oh the diaper exploded cuz that's a mess that happens in real time It's like where did this shit come from? Right? Who's walking around with this fall out of yeah Who needs a bath who did this? Yeah, bro, where are they now? Who's walking around with shit? Who'd this fall out of? Yeah Who needs a bath? Who did this? Where are you? Who needs a bath?

Yeah bro Where are they now? Good look at it Dude it looks like Steen cup Wait Shhh Shhh

Wait hang on hang on hang on Putty Ahh Hold on Do it again Eeeeh That's quite the noise It's sounds like slime No God it was like hey somebody

needed DIY whoa god damn somebody's fetish it's somebody's second dick sped yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah hey um is a locker, but do you have any old milk? Sorry. Only fans about this. Did she, um, I think the actress played Lavender Brown off from the Harry Potter film started an only fan of like for her hair. It's for like hair freaks. Basically, what does she do?? She's just I don't know. I didn't sign up yet. Brushing it? Yeah I guess it's like ASMR slash like clearly people that are like hair kinks but she's like I'm not doing anything not doing anything crazy right but if you want to

get crazy watching on it be my guest. Yeah I mean I can't control what you're watching. It's just like hair stuff it's just her I guess like brushing her hair. I don't think she's whipping dicks with hair. I don't think. Sure. That would be a new one. Only we got two. Oh, the... But I'm just like, yeah, okay. Hair stuff.

Oh, wow. I assume it's foot adjacent. Who is this? What's her name? Actress by Lavender Brown. Which character was that? I think she was the one that was in Love with Ron, that one movie.

They were snogging a whole lot. The sixth one, right? Yeah, and she's like... It was Snog City between them. Yeah. I believe that they recast her for that one and she might've been a person of color before that and then they made her white.

Really? I don't think you're right. How weird? I mean, but she was like, had to be like... Is it weird? Think about it, Eric. Not for, I guess you're right. She had to be like in the background, right? I don't think she... Yeah but she was like had to be is it weird think about not not for I guess I guess you're right She had to be like in the background, right? I don't think she yeah She was never like a major character and like and like they would never also Called them out in the movies be like that's lavender brown right there

They are but in the books they get mentioned a lot right like and then lavender Brown was walking by What do you think the next Harry Potter thing is gonna be it's's gonna be the HBO series. Oh, they're doing a show? They're doing a show that's a season based on every movie. It's like a 10 year thing. They're redoing the movies, but show size. Hey, honestly, they own the rights? Why not? Well, also, again, why not?

Because everyone fucking hates Fantastic Beasts. They're like, fuck it, go back to Harry Potter. That's what people want. We'll do it again. Just do it again. And it's like, it hasn't been that long, but it's been long enough where it's like get they're all grown up stuff Yeah, it's an HP. Everybody loves HBO. Yeah, it's not called that. I'm gonna play Alan Rickman's character They're out right man AI

Rickman My six finger sense is Something's wrong with this guy It's cool cuz you can do prestige like what is considered prestige TV now And it doesn't have to be very good with people watch it anyway because they've all been tricked by TV for so long that they go Oh, Harry Potter. Yeah, we 60 episodes of Harry Potter of things. I've already seen we are well I'll be more in depth also you gotta watch 60 episodes of Harry Potter you gonna watch the Logan's or the Paul's yeah Are you guys talking about? Logan's Logan, are you guys talking about Paul Americans?

Are you guys talking about Paul Americans? Is that what it's called? Yeah, baby Yeah, cuz they're all the Paul's. I don't think I could yeah. Yeah, this is great This is setting up have I talked about my theory of Jake Paul 2027 go on. Oh, no Thank you. I really don't want you to now theory cuz they're fighting each other They're Logan Paul and Jake Paul are fighting each other. They're going to run for president against each other? So I think they're going to box, and then there's not going to be another fight for Jake Paul.

He's going to try to get some going, but it's going to fall apart. But then he's going to do cocaine rehab and then get really Christian and then go on speaking tours. He's already far right. I mean, he doesn't need to do the Christian thing. No, no, no. The Christian thing is where the money is because now he can go to schools and churches. Yeah. And so you just go further and you go. I was, I was in a grip.

I was in the grip of the devil, the white devil. Why do you have to? He's already rich. Well, because for some people, it's so much much work at some point though. You're still working Being relevant is more. Yeah, I'm like I get a grift, but a grift at some point is still work Yeah, that's a lot of work. It's a little rift like I'm completely changed. It's my my persona I'm gonna do this and do that to get rich. Aren't you already rich? Yeah, I'm like It's one of my home like character traits and they versus blue was how hard Griff would work to not yeah yeah it would work much harder than just doing the thing yeah to get Simmons to

do it or something yeah and it's something that was hilarious and then you can become president what I do I do it I do it I do a tweak on that I just try to be difficult to make his job much harder than it has to be. Yeah, well that's entertainment and also content Yeah, yeah, and I hey I love what I do Everyday blessed this guy over you do what you love you never work a day Michael hasn't been working So I had to do 12 weeks to Jack I've been watching Watching I watched the first two episodes of that Adolescence show on Netflix.

Oh, I thought that was good. Yeah, it's very good. It's very real and intense. Do they play Pokemon and shit? No, not that kind of intense. It's not that real though. It's like a 13-year-old has been brainwashed by Andrew Tate kind of intense. Got it. Which is the next HBO show.

Yeah. Pretty cool. I was going to say like... It's Andrew Tate kind of intense. Ah, got it. Which is the next HBO show. Yeah. Pretty cool. I was going to say like what? It's called Tate for Tat. That's pretty good. It's like a tattoo competition show, and he's judging it. What seems like, yeah, it seems like a misuse of what he would think are his skills. Tat for Tate.

Yeah. I saw a TikTok that that was the antithesis, like the opposite of those kind of content creators, the alpha male bullshit. It was just these two guys going, we're playing That's What's Up or What's Up With That. And it was like, talking about your feelings, that's what's up. Being mean to women, what's up with that? And Nick. Yeah. What's up with that? That's what's up. That's what's up.

I think that's what's up. I'm hoping we get a resurgence of, I found this on YouTube. It is, no, stop, no, it's a guy named. No, one of two of them. Which one? Where is it? Where are they? Where's the second? Where are they? Where's the first one? Stand up. Turn around. Where are they? I found this guy's channel. His name is Find 404. He made a video. We're not doing this at all. We're almost there. No, it's fine, it's fine.

That's not what they're here for. He does a video where it's working out like David Goggins for 100 days. Oh God. And it feels like such a YouTube throwback of a guy going, I'm gonna film and edit this myself. I'm just gonna, here's a thing I'm trying to do and I'm just gonna do it.

Like vlog brothers, the original. Yeah, yeah, but original, like the first. But like with intention and very enjoyable to watch. Oh cool. Like a 20 minute YouTube video where you anticipate, like I'm just gonna click through like all this. You're like, it's like riveting and you're like, oh, this like still exists on the site.

That's actually neat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not just- How many days did he already do? He did it all 100, he lost so much weight. He ran 12 miles a day. Oh fuck. He ran 12 miles a day and was working out like every day. He had like almost no rest days.

It was crazy. And I love the way he talked about it. He would just keep referring, he's like, hmm, everyone is telling me to rest. David Goggins would not rest. I must do what David Goggins does. What would David Goggins do? And he just keeps driving it forward.

But I think he's like in on the bit of like, David Dawkins is a fucking lunatic. Right. Yeah. So he's like using that sort of as like a platform, but fuck man, it's awesome. It's a great video. And it's like, man, I miss that on YouTube. Like where is that?

Right here at a hundred percent. We're going to work out like David, we're going to get jacked guys. We're going to get jacked. We're working on it. Yeah, we're working on it. See? I'll slow my roll a little bit. No, you got like no, I think you got 47 other. Yeah catch up Catch up to who? My catching up to all of us

Nick once he gets that basketball court What the fuck? Half court! Half court! And I said, I don't know if you heard me, I went, to play with who? Yourself? You can just get a net! What do you need a whole basket? No shit! Can I get a basketball court? Oh, it didn't come with a net.

What do you need? What's up with that? Whole court for yourself? That's what's up. What do you need an up with that? Whole court for yourself that's that's what you need an entire basketball court for Sprints That's you can do that on the ground not with basketball Right, how is he gonna do like the like touch the line and then run back right and then have four yeah I think you do somewhere else. Yeah. Outdoor courts. Like regularly?

Yeah. Okay. Go there. I was just curious if this was like a thing you want there at our fantasy house that you do regularly or if you're just trying to go, and ice cream and bouncy castles. I'd look at those things too. But not on the basketball court. That's for sprinting.

That's sacred. No, but if we put the bouncy castles on the court you could That's for sprinting. That's sacred. No, but if we put the bouncy castles on the court, you could slam dunk. We bounce. Boing. What would you give up to slam dunk? Everything. Your second dick. Say some things are sacred.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, I feel like it's a heavy burden, and it's probably worse earlier in life. Yes. Yeah as a kid as an adolescent Yeah, and then like it might be scary like going into like the dating world yes You know once you overcome the hurdle of I have a man with two days You're unstoppable You're just like oh, I see you looking is met a James Bond villain yeah

And it's not it should be You're you listening Amazon? Yeah, these are great ideas. I hope this is the Bob or broccoli was worth it It's the new James Bond the man with two dicks James Bond licensed to drill They don't touch on any of this in Skyfall, man. This is weird. What the fuck? Oh man.

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We sure might as well, dude. You guys ever been to one? I don't know. We sure might as well, dude. Let's just do it. We could have been nine minutes away from the end of a Michael Jordan podcast. Our last Red Robin episode is Face Jam,

it was November 8th, 2022, where we ate the pencil bacon weird cheese nine minutes away from Michael Jordan podcast. Our last Red Robin episode is Face Jam, it was November 8th, 2022, where we ate the pretzel bacon beer cheese boiga. Received an average rating of 61.95. Jordan, what did you do? I was probably being silly. I think you were, you gave it like a higher score with like a goofy number and it like fucked it up.

The classic Jordan bit. It rains on me. Anyone got any memories of this thing not at all I think pretzel pretzel pub. It looks like the pretzel pub the thing was like good This was fine the beer cheese wasn't that good it was a 60 62 almost not terrible it was yeah I longing for the pretzel pub went and they still have the That ghost pepper yeah sandwich got you know what after years of no pretzel pub. It's gotten better, okay? Because it's just like I haven't tasted the pretzel pub in so long you get your buy one get one chicken No, because I wanted the ghost pepper. Yeah, and it's only for reggies

What now you might think like oh you didn't use it controlling myself It's I was gonna buy the ghost pepper and to buy one get one one. And I went, that's too much. Hadn't started doing 12 weeks to Jack. Now, now. I did eat two deluxe Chick-fil-A sandwiches yesterday. Hey, Chick-fil-A has a pretzel pub coming. What? It is a very similar sandwich to the pretzel pub. Who do they think they are?

I don't know, but we have to compare it. Gotta compare it. I'll eat it. I'll give it a shot, but I'm skeptical. They have a spicy one. They have a spicy one They have a spicy one. No shit they do. Do we have to tell you to order it or are you just gonna go no one said it? And then remember the last time we got something wasn't spicy like why the fuck isn't the spicy and no one said I'm like That's the rule. I don't understand. Default is with cheese and it was something slipped by. Michael made the sandwich today default

It was something slip by. Michael made the sandwich today default. Yeah. Yes, I did. Well, what? Hey, according to the Red Robin website, if you're lactose intolerant, you shouldn't eat the fries. Did I eat the fries? Did I take a lactate? Am I people? What's gonna happen to me, Jordan? Dark empath. Read my fortune. What do you foresee? You'll be fine.

I see some tummy pain. What kind of dairy is in the fries strange thing to say on the website just says if you're lactose intolerant don't eat the fries I did eat the fries don't ask why didn't take lactate yeah oh no we had we did have that weird mesquite barbecue sauce they gave us that was strange they gave us appetizer fries and they gave us ranch and orange sauce that was very sweet, kind of smoky, ranchy? Very strange. Very strange.

Like, it was. And then we all sat there and went, why did we eat all of these fries? Oh, I didn't want them at all. We housed those fries. Cause they were just sitting there. I needed something to them at all. We housed those fries. I needed something to balance my blue drink. Yeah, dude, you got that blue drink.

It was big. It was big. It wasn't very strong though. It's bigness, I think, is because of its little alcoholness. Yeah, kinda, it's more blue than anything. It didn't even make me wanna like really get after Eric, so that's how I know there was no alcohol in it In

2022 red robin was sued when plaintiffs claimed that the Stella our toys Artois art well Stella Beer they were served was too small and they did not get what they paid for Prosecutors found the Stella art or glasses did not hold the correct volume of beer, which resulted in a $450,000 payout. Wow. Which then, after lawyer fees, came out to about 50 cents a person. Great work everyone, especially the rich lawyers, who here are dubbing 100% each true heroes of the week.

Finally. Finally, class action lawyers get the recognition they deserve. $450,000 and then you you go what's my cut? Here's a quarter and here's a quarter. What's the rest of it? Don't worry. They're pushing a wheelbarrow All because of fancy glasses at a red Robin who gives a fuck at a Red Robin I'm surprised anyone's ordering Estella No kidding right? But don't they have like they have a special like almost Arduet?

Arduet? Arduet? Arduet? They have the special almost like champagne looking glasses that they come in So they were smaller versions? No, no, no they were those but what they sold what rep so red robin fucked up what they sold it out It was like a pint or whatever. It was less Yeah, exactly, and then they went wait a second. You gotta think about those things you do got a special glass

Yeah, you can't be you can't be so constant you it'll cost you four hundred fifty thousand dollars, and I get fifty cents I talked to Gavin yesterday uh-huh and And I get 50 cents. I talked to Gavin yesterday, and we were talking about something, and he mentioned, he's like, I once got into an argument with Sarah Weems about the size of a teaspoon, and she said teaspoons are many different sizes. And I was like, is she talking about using a spoon for tea? He was just like, it's a measurement! And she was just nodding.

What a very Sarah thing to say, first of all. Very good. And also what a very Gavin argument to have. I love it. I love it when all my friends are on Brain. Classic you guys. And he'll wear this shirt. Sam and George.

Red Robin's bottomless sides include its delicious Yukon chips, steamed broccoli, and side salads. Hell yeah, we're bottomless side salad guys. How many side salads do we have today? Eight or nine each? Nest time we go, this place is fucked. We're gonna eat so much salad we're gonna sue them when they run out and get our hero lawyers paid while we make a cool 50 cents a person. We're rich. Sorry, I meant they're rich.

We're just going to eat so many side salads. We got to just eat a hundred salads. If you take enough side salads and combine them, you make a main salad. Exactly. We have to see how many side salads it would take before it becomes salad. Right? Just accrue the side salads into a bigger bowl. You have, you eat so many side salads that it loses the adjective And it just simply becomes now salad. Yeah, I just want people to be like oh, what do you mean salad?

Could you get so ripped a main salad? Oh, I go to a red robin I get the salad IV Once a week I eat red robin side salads like fucking crazy, dude It's nothing can stop me It's a salad without dressing, but I put the I put the ranch in oh yeah Yeah, honestly, yeah, dude. It hits the fastest. No. Did you see uh whatever dressing it is put in my veins Rocco and Garrett and Sean did like a taste test of that ranch cotton candy. Oh, yeah that we had a while ago vile I knew it was gonna be I was like oh, I've actually had this

I get to watch them suffer and Why is it sweet the sweetness is the thing that throws it sweet and kind of like? Acid II like it's like a burp Why yep yep did they like it no they all hated it. I think Garrett ate more. Yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, it's good. Yeah. Well. He's like he's a spider's guy He was like I like I was like spiders in me Yep, well last fact the last fact it ends with something in late 2022 a Portland area red Robin was sued after a customer found out he ingested a side salad covered in a workers semen. Oh

No, no, no, no, no, no, no wait. Oh, no, what kind of dressing did you guys get? Oh, no. Oh fuck Oh, no, no, no, no wait. Oh, no, what kind of dressing did you guys get? Oh, no. Oh fuck. Oh, no, no, no, no Got that right messed up the word next Well that was from the heart Found out about the side salad thing then found out about this lawsuit and went that's awesome There's a real one. Yeah, absolutely. Do you think he made it at the restaurant or brought it from home? I don't know. There were a lot of details.

So 2022. Yeah, like there were a lot of details about it where a guy was like- Everything was flying after. He got into a fight with like the guy who worked there and he's like, here's your salad, here's your cum salad. Oh, drink the pea cups. Drink your cum salad. Oh drink the peacock Drink the cum salad piss with this You have salads in piss you piss or pissing sauce. I'm sorry. We don't have piss we have a Mountain Dew

That's fine. That's what I meant. That's what I thank you very much Don't eat much of red love inside salad over yet. Which one did it come out of? Which one produces more? Is it even? Or is it like a water pressure situation? Yeah, they kind of share the same pipe. Or is it even? Or is it one pee, one's cum? Whoa, I didn't think about that! It's like a condiment station. Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, I didn't think about that. It's like a condiment station. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then you're pulling the wrong one! Not that one! You don't want to do that one. Don't even look at the third piece. You're not going to like it. You're not going to like it. Red's dressing. They'll be grabbing that one.

That's what I have. That's why I work at Red Robin. I just got confused one time in 2022 red Robin coming on people's I'm underrated that's against that But I draw the line but all semen in food but also must you ordered it yeah, yeah Yeah, if you want you ordered that way, it's right over there, and the guy goes alright, but it's gonna cost extra Red Robins been working me to the fucking bone man dehydrated How was your shift brother? I just don't think I'm doing it another day at the mine

Two more salads Why do they keep ordering them when I'm dry right? Yeah? Oh no they asked for the dressing ah I'm sorry right addressing. Who's that guy back there? That that to do I know he's got two of them This is good. I feel like we've been feel like we've been going bitless for a little bit Return to form on the bit on the bit front. Um, very little episode here No

But I think it's been 31 and a half minutes of great content good It's me especially cuz Eric said the last episode was so bad. Dude, the fucking last episode was so fucking funny. He said he couldn't even get through it. It was so bad. He said it was bad. He said Nick kept stealing the show. That's when I showed up. We were off camera today and me and Nick were both here and I sat him down and I said, That's enough. Do that again. I walked in on that. You upstaged me one more time. That's enough. Put the mask on. I had to one more time. That's enough put the mask I had to break them up

Okay, well that was not off-camera I was on camera we film About bad, I think that's why I got a little frustrated dude. I realized it that whole episode No, don't look! And so. And then Nick goes after, I looked away. Yeah. Yeah. What's the red one? It's in the right old idea.

Well, that isn't, but. That won't be, but. Or is it? You're a week removed from Nick agreeing with everyone about the little Caesar's thing while still arguing. Go back and just rewatch that little like six minute section and like just being removed from it, fresh eyes

and just go, what the fuck is this guy doing? That was great. I'm agreeing with you. Oh my God. And you wouldn't accept it. You wouldn't deescalate, which I thought was the problem. I was trying to bring it down. You was bringing it down and you just wouldn't let him.

He was trying to bring it down to your level. He got you. We've been doing this for almost a year ourselves and it has gotten so crazy. It has, absolutely. It's gotten, it just amounts. I feel like the three of us have changed the league. Yeah.

Nick and Grazy are different people. Yes, yes, like really. I don't feel like I'm doing that much different. But the most different is reacting to what is coming at me that has never happened before If you would have said I feel like if this goes both ways between me and Jordans sometimes I go right Jordans here Yeah Jordans goes like oh Michael. I'm sorry. I was listening to Nick Chirp in my ear for 45 minutes

Remember us? Yeah. You just in name only really. Oh man. If you would have said before we started this with everything that we'd been talking about and everything that this was gonna be the episode where we just keep talking about two dicks. Like no fuck. I'd be like how the fuck did we get there? I don't remember. We were talking about a sixth finger and then toe and then I'm in two dicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen them!

Yeah. Sometimes one doesn't work, but sometimes they both work. And boy, you are a unicorn. Well, hold on. In name only. Oh, right. I was gonna say, is that where the other one is? A duocorn.

A duocorn. Again, you play your cards right. Is that where the other one is? A duo corn. A duo corn. Again, you play your cards right, and you're like, No one can compete with this guy! That's why I say it's not fair. Jordan, do you want to teach us about the food? I suppose. If we're gonna get back on track. We're gonna try! Red Robin, Mike's Hot Honey,

Chicken Sandwich, and pepperoni pizza. Well, hot honey crispy chicken sandwich, a hand breaded and made to order fried chicken breast dripping with Mike's hot honey and layered with green chili aioli, fresh jalapeno, yeah, and shredded cabbage mix served with a bottomless side. I'm sorry. What kind of bottomless side can you get like a side salad? You could if you wanted to just don't get in a fight with the waiter That's the thing like that Just don't don't be mean to bore handle your food or do you or do uh-huh? I'm getting what are you doing getting something sweet? Yeah

Man that guy's taking a long time to come back here with my side salad. I know I'm excited about it Actually fast when you know Yeah, you should actually be impressed by this some guys take forever to make it. Yeah, it's like we're like post lunch rush Our waiter today really liked the dry cabbage Yeah, we were us he was very nice. Super helpful. No, a great guy for sure. Yep. Uh, and, and like didn't have the heart to tell him it was wrong. Whatever the thing is, we were kind of like mumbling to ourselves. It was like, yeah, love it. This is a little like, I don't know about this. And he comes in and he's like,

so good, right? And we're like, yeah, like, yeah, it's great. And then he's like, I'm so glad we went to the dry coleslaw. And I was like, great, like yeah, it's great. And then he's like, I'm so glad we went to the dry coleslaw and I was like great interesting And then he went away and I think we said something like yeah, it's so good and he walked away and I look at my I just needed to be clear Yeah, great Oh Right and none right the driest thing which yeah, where was the semen?

Needs to go to the hospital Oh, no, I came out red. Again? Hot honey pepperoni pizza features family recipe pepperoni, smoked provolone, fresh mozzarella, crushed rump pepper flakes, and Mike's hot honey, making this the first Donatos, register trademark, pizza innovation at Red Robin in three years.

This item is available only at Red Robin locations. Ours did not participate. Here's the thing. They opted out. When I went online to look at this restaurant and order and all that stuff, pepperoni pizza on the fucking thing. Wow. Wow wow wow. I can't believe we did this to us. Wow wow. Wubbzy wubbzy wubbzy.

And then they almost made us pay cash. That was... Hey, our credit card machine's down. You want to just like hand me cash? And I went like, oh yeah, like, yeah, get the the rest of the meal. Maybe I didn't know the total yeah Yeah, I literally said Yeah, there was no way I could not believe how much it all costs. I was I was stunned yum It's that and I also just anticipate I'd be surprised if you had more than $100 on you I think I think what's crazy too is that like I always I always

Estimate and this guy's got a hundred bucks tops for a way That's enough for this plus tip for a lot of people and I'm just guessing the amount here for a lot of people $5,000 a life You got to win a touring battle royale for that with tip. That's so small. That's $147 yeah it was a lot I mean I'm not that shocked but how much did drink was $68 yeah yeah I'm guessing it was probably like 15 bucks yeah it was like it was like it was like 13 something like that 14 and yeah so the sandwiches in the sandwiches really did 16 bucks each And Michael also he he did like a little freestyling on his sandwich and made it Michael's style Oh, that's right. The cheese probably cost an extra $14. Yeah, that's another 50 bucks at least

Yeah, yeah, Michael added a slice of cheese free style. Yeah, and then also like cheese on my same Also got onion rings instead of fries. Good move. Well, we ate the fuck out of fries. Yep. Yeah, I didn't know they were bringing us fries beforehand. No, I didn't think that was coming either. No, all of a sudden there were french fries. Yeah, I thought these were our french fries. Yeah, me too. I'm like, wow, you're like really ate all these. I can't wait to get the rest of my food. Yeah, we also were treating us Because we didn't get the pepperoni pizza They had hot honey wings and we got the bone-in wings And I guess that's part of the review here because it is part of like the menu or whatever Yeah, they served it on a basket of the biggest rich chips What if that's the Yukon chips?

Oh, maybe maybe I didn't eat They had more honey on them than the fucking yeah, dude, dude, so we also got pretzel bites, right? Yeah, and so the pretzel bites. Oh, the friends of mine came with the Mike's hot honey The wings came like with hot honey on it. Yeah, almost like a dry rub. Yeah as you would expect like Much yes, very glistening. You tell it was there, but it wasn't like a liquid on top of it. The fucking, I've never had Mike's Hot Honey, I don't know if this is how it is. It's honey.

I always thought like hot honey, like it's a sauce, like hot sauce with like honey, like sweetener. It's just, it's fucking honey with a little kick. And I was like, Jesus Christ! I dumped the pretzel bites in it and it was just like molasses. It was like, pulling molasses. It was like

Pulling it out. I was like too much. It was Michael dunked it and then ate it He's like, it's just honey like it there's like some heat, but it's just honey It's so sweet. I dipped it. Sucking it from a fucking hive. I dipped it I'm like, it's just fucking honey and then Jordan went for it. Oh wow. It's just honey It was like what what did we all think was going on? I thought it was like a soft a honey sauce. Yeah, not honey that honey. What did we all think was going on? I thought it was like a soft a honey sauce. Yeah, not honey that hot. I was definitely expecting honey But it was just like there was it was like extra honey. Yeah, thick thick thick thick thick honey Yeah, you'd use that kind of hot honey in a tea and spin it with any kind of spoon. Yep

Yeah a teaspoon could be any size any size. Uh This could be a teaspoon the the wings were better than when we had it from KFC. Yeah, the wings were pretty good. Remember the hot honey chicken sandwich from KFC? It's the same thing, it's Mike's. Except they didn't put it on it.

Exactly. Well that's KFC chicken. We didn't get anything. We didn't get the hot honey. It was not there. I would like a head-to-head kind of Back to back taste test like Paul's chili. Yeah, like like in some sort of like you're gonna get all style fight between The wings at Red Robin and chilies. Oh interesting. I think those things those two could go toad. We got bone in but not in between That's where the shoelaces go

Now wait a second I remember this right kids time for bed your shoes off your socks off put your shoelaces You don't want your feet fall off Take your shoes off, take your socks off, put your shoelaces in between your toes. Lip Floss! You don't want your feet to fall off! Oh my god. Time your ankle! Oh man. Hey, don't keep your toes warm. Oh man.

Jordan, you wanna get to the press material here? Oh god, we're still going, huh? We got more shit that we didn't eat? Yeah, baby! We're talking about? Okay, here we go. Let's go! Now more than ever, what year is it? 2020?

Hehehe. Restaurant goers are looking to pursue adventurous dino-ther-nots. And partnering with Mike's Hot Honey was the most predictable thing we could come up with. I mean, the perfect way to bring more innovation and bold flavors to Red Robin guests, said Brian Sullivan, executive chef and VP of culinary and beverage innovation at red Robin. They got it all. Where's a lot of hats. Uh, the sweet and spicy combination is exactly the kind of flavor people are craving.

Every dish on this menu is packed with flavor. That's guaranteed to leave guys buzzing with excitement. This is what the new red Robin is all about. Oh, they're new. Is there a new, right? Did they reinvent themselves? When we came in, when we came in, the guy who was sitting us was like, Hey, have you new Red Robin is all about. Oh, they're new. Is there a new Red, here's the thing. Did they reinvent themselves? When we came in, when we came in,

the guy who was sitting us was like, have you guys been here in a while? Yeah. And it was like, It's like it's Red Robin. No. I mean like, what do you, no. I mean, we all said yes, so he wouldn't ask me.

Yeah, he really would say yes. I'll always say yes. Yeah. Have you ever been to this restaurant? No, let me tell you about it. Hang on, I'm gonna stop you there. I assume there's a menu. Yeah. And I order the food. I don't need you to tell me about it. let me tell you about it. Hang on. I'm gonna stop you there I assume there's a menu. Yeah, I order the food. Mm-hmm. I don't need you to tell me about it

Let me tell you how this works. I don't I Just don't fucking care that I haven't been here before so when do I just smear my shit on the wall? I just kind of like just jump up on the bar and do crazy man dance What do you need to tell me you guys that I won't know? Are we watching Rocky Horror Picture Show? And they're like hey dumb dumb, this is how you take that's useful information At Red Robin, let me explain you how it works because we do things a little different It was it was the same fucking restaurant. I like even if it was innovative to add sauce to something

Even if it was innovative to add sauce to something Parting with Mike's hot honey was the perfect way to bring more innovation. It's so innovative every single everybody is doing it Nothing says innovation like the thing that six other restaurants are doing ever heard of Mike's hot honey. Yes I I ordered all the time and sometimes I get it Yeah at this point if you don't have it you're innovative right I was talking to Blaine today And I'm like are gonna read Robin or even like this Mike's hot honey said you could talk to him I talked to him sometimes uh you said that and I was gonna say why yeah He was like oh dude bad influence on you He's making him work out again. Yeah, that's bad. Dude. That's bad. You don't want to do that

Uh said hot honey's like back. He's like he's've been seeing it. It's just, it's at places. You see it in squid. If you put it on his back, he probably can't reach it. Stop! Stop! I don't get why hot honey is back. Who wanted it? Also, I don't want

honey on anything. It's so sticky! Dude, it was a fucking mess and then I'm getting fuck wet wipe It's not for no wet wipes. I wanted to go to the bathroom. We had to go with Jordan. So really making that a trend Once again Jordan was just like I'm gonna go bathroom next like me too and he got up yeah I ran in front of you. I didn't know what to do. Yes you did. I stopped and went like that.

And then you let him go first. So, yeah, you lingered because I turned to Eric and I went and I said, it's like he's afraid to go alone. He realized and Nick's like, what'd you say? I'm in the bathroom. He waited to hear what we were going to say about him. Nick was going to jump up and go first, like Jordan said, I'm going to go to the bathroom. Nick was going to jump up and go first like Jordan said last time. Nick was going to jump up and go first like he did last time.

But then I think, I think he realized like, wait, I'm doing it again. And then stood quietly for one minute. I've decided to wait. And then now I'll go. Let you go. Yeah. He said he like left you alone in the bathroom. What did that mean? I don't know what that means. I left him alone in the bathroom. I missed that part. He went to the sink, I went to the pisser.

You pissed in the sink? No, I just washed my hands. I didn't have to pee, I just washed my hands. Is anyone screaming on the phone? If it's like one AM at a bar... I was looking. I opened all the stalls. None of the stalls have doors on them. I think you're allowed to piss in the sink. I opened all the stalls and said, the stalls have doors on them. I think you're allowed to piss in the sink. I think you do whatever you want.

I opened all the stalls and said phone calls? Anyone? Anyone? Hello? Do you want one? I can call you. I got your number. I'll be right outside the door. Let's chat. Man. I'm not even done with the press material yet. No, because there's a back. Go for it. Quote!

The fun is not over yet. We're all about adding that perfect kick of heat. Oh, this is gonna be Mike, isn't it? Reading him again that perfect kick of heat with a touch of sweetness to the table said Mike Kurtz founder of Mike's hot honey Whether it's a gourmet burger fried chicken or Donato's pizza, which I still don't know what that is We know red Robin can deliver on an elevated flavor profile We're excited to see guests. Enjoy these delicious new menu items featuring our hot honey We know Red Robin can deliver on an elevated flavor profile. We're excited to see guests enjoy these delicious new menu items featuring our hot honey. I like- You think he gets tired of turning this out for every new restaurant?

No, no, because he's catching the checks, baby. You can finish this sentence, it goes, whether it's a Gourmet Burger, Fried Chicken, or Donata's Pizza, we don't give a fuck who we give our hot honey to. We are rolling in it! We put it in a bottle. We said, we have cheese, Taco Bell, we don't give a fuck who we give our hot honey to. We are rolling in it. We put it in a bottle. I think we should do a collab with them. We said, we have cheese, Taco Bell, we don't give a shit. Also, perfect cake to eat with a touch of sweetness.

It's honey. It is only sweet. Definitely the other way around. It's fucking, it's so honey. Sweet. With some hot added in. It's so sweet. Just a touch. God.

And it's so sticky. It is. It was very sticky. Oh my God, it was terrible. But. And it's so sticky. It is. Oh my God. It was terrible. But. Do you think anyone in the You Review got sticky? Well, I guess we're going to find out because we have our reviews, but we need to hear from

you in a segment we call You Review. Why are my lips sticky? I just got the salad. Strange. This salad is just like the best salad I've ever had. That's beautiful. That fucking salad. Kind's like the best salad What's the secret of the salad I eat a lot of pineapples excuse me excuse me compliments to the chef You just hit you look back the kitchen door swings open. It's just six guys standing around Laughing at you Now now now this is like gather around put the salad in the middle

Now this is waiting the movie. Yes Yeah, come salad been taking his nut sack out Who wants to read the first one Jordan sure? It's a Karen is from a real Karen. Okay. Yes, it is Karen C Mm-hmm is there a way to leave a half star no horrible just horrible Ordered an appetizer came out as dessert First interaction was dropping a whole coke on the table and half of it in my lap No apologies hard to wait while coke still dripping on my dress slacks

and sandals over three minutes For some napkins and that still did not even come near to cleaning it up slipped while Exiting the booth because the floor was still Stepped on a rake Piano fell on my head. Guy poked me in the eyes? What the fuck? Had to ask for bottomless fries.

Had to wait and ask for refills on drinks. This is how it works. I don't know what to tell you. Was never asked by Austin how we were or if food was correct. Nothing. Kiosk on table would not work. Couldn't play games Asked for the manager four times, but waiter kept coming back saying she was too busy We counted nine patrons on the way out. That's pretty good Even greeter did not say thank you or goodbye. What an embarrassment of an establishment the burgers were good I

Fucking pulled out a gun. Yeah, I'm dead now and writing this best burger I've ever had I Pick this one well initially I picked this one because it's like drop the coke on the table drink everywhere slipped and fell out of the very was pretty very funny but to get through it all be the most aware that it's slippery when it's all over you and spilled burgers were good in the end she's us we will be back didn't say they weren't coming. No at no point. No do anything about the price Looking forward to seeing how they improve on my next visit Fucking Jesus Christ

From Ira M. I Get so tired going to restaurants asking What are you out of being told we got everything then everyone else's food comes out and I'm waiting only to Find out I can't get what I ordered because guess what we don't have the ability or capacity to fulfill your order period one sentence This place has been so far downhill. It's now underground. Yeah, I'm Ira I would avoid here like the plague it ruins the experience for everyone and I'm the one paying the bill. So yeah, I'll go eat elsewhere, away from the people I came to eat with.

Horrible, horrible, horrible experience. There's no improving either. Just constant woke infection where people want $20 an hour and work like they're getting paid six. I'm not coming back here period. No period. The picture, there's no period at the end. I like that too. The picture of this guy is like WOKIVE MIND!

Old dude sunglasses. To the other side. Yeah, yeah. There are people there who get mad about making $20 an hour. They want less! Both sides. Mmm, yeah, I think Customer works. Yeah, everyone in here's paying Everyone who eats here's paying I'll go eat elsewhere away from the people I came to eat with okay Bye, I'm sure they would be pleasantly like surprised by that. Oh no, Ira, wait.

Ira, thank fucking God, he's gone. Jeez, if I have to hear him say woke infection one more time. I'm going to Buffalo Wild Wings where I can speak my mind. I gotta take a phone call. Yeah, I can speak my mind and talk as loud as I want in the bathroom. I'm closing deals.

Like, what the? I got a laundry list, a new axe that I to book the Kennedy Center they're good they're good cats we want cats it's acro cats how often a real show for real grown-ups how often is this happening to Ira where he's going out and not getting the thing. That sentence was so long and so specific. But also, I feel like he's got it in the first one and a half. Do you guys ever get this hyper-specific thing happening to you all the time?

He was just like, do you want to order something and they don't have it and other people get it? Is that what he said? But in a very long way? You want to get a burger that's a certain thing and then they go we're out of the certain thing right But you ask at the beginning if they have the certain thing and the guy goes yeah And then he orders and doesn't get it, but then other people do get it. I guess so they're getting their food And he's still waiting yeah, that's why he has set which is the sequel to waiting. They're always out of semen

Yeah, I want it Which is the sequel to waiting they're always out of semen. Yeah, I want it Woke mind infection the the hub of the woke mind virus red Robin I'll take a red Robin in Flugerville. I'll take my show woman sports on the TV I'll take my salad with cumin, please Wink I'll take my salad with cumin please All right, that's enough dunking one more one more. This is Rio. Oh You guys have skipped out on the barbecue on my burger several times since I ordered through uber eats I got the whiskey River burger with a turkey patty. I do not appreciate it I still ate it because I was hungry

But if I'm paying for something I expected to be exactly how it said it's gonna be thank you, but very unhappy I mean straight to the point I ordered something I didn't get it. I ate it. I'm unhappy. Thank you. Thank you Disappointed yep, I'm not mad. I'm appreciative and disappointed the very I still ate it why I was hungry I was hungry so I of course I hate it. I mean disappointed. The very I still ate it. Why? I was hungry. I was hungry. So I of course I hate it. I mean, but it's Uber eats. What are you going to do? You can't send it back. I don't know why you get Uber eats from a sit down restaurant like this and then go, can you believe this thing was wrong? Yes. Again, you're already ordering Uber eats. Why would you order red robin right you can go cannot understand

If you're crossing that barrier of like I can order from anywhere and you go I gotta get the whiskey river Burger there's two categories. I'm gonna order like uber eats or something like that. It's fast food Uh-huh, that's gonna be exactly yes. It's actually right consistent like McDonald's taco or whatever like shit I know that and she's like just give it to me. I don't to go there or it's like local restaurants. Yes. There's no in between I got tricked by Hooters Which was cool and having one time like I just If I wanted a burger, I would there would be a hundred places before order red right? Like what I don't understand or a local place like there's fuck fuck, oh, there's this place, there's this place, fuck, I'll look it up later.

It's like Monster Man or something. It's a crazy good burger. But like, I ordered a burger at my house and I'm being lazy, I'm ordering, I'm gonna get five guys. I'm gonna get, I'm gonna give them a chain, but it's not like a sit down restaurant. No, but it's fast food. This is different. I'm gonna get it.

I'm not gonna do chilis. I gotta look up what this it's crazy It's fucking good doing chilies for that like like ordering Applebees to your house is fucking crazy if you do that. That's fucking crazy. I was close I was like crazy guys. It's called Mad Burgers. Is it Mad Burgers, Austin? They're fucking good and almost every single time on uber. It's a buy one get one free. Oh Yeah, the uber has been it's like a lot of times a lot of times. It's like when you're searching for food It's like power. We're going free. Yeah, you click it and it's like soft drink No, I like fuck you

This place is actual burger, and it's if you get the doubt that single double or triple So I always get the triple just cuz it's like I saved the most money It's monkey money. I'm paying a fucking fortune get delivered. I just give me the most value Take an $18 burger Free well we heard your reviews But now we have our review of red Robin's Mike's hot honey chicken sandwich You can call this you can call this review Nick cuz we're about to lay into it And thank you

Have a star good review though. Thank you very sad Jordan it was so Flavorless yes, it was so disappointing stunningly taste Whole time yeah, I feel like so it was so big and there was so much going on. It was so bland. Every decision they made was the wrong one. The chicken looked good. The chicken did look good. It tasted like nothing. It had great breading and that was about it. And it was... I've got my protein. Nice. Hell yeah. Also, no green chili aioli. was here. I was looking for a sauce

That's what it really needed needed some sort of flavorful sauce. What do you mean? It's got sticky sticky honey Yeah, the honey wasn't good enough. It did get all over my plate and all over my hands. What do you mean? It's but you're if your chicken sandwich is so dry then you want sticky sticky sticky honey all over it Yeah, I really want to get stuck to the dry. Yeah, I like to taste the cheese that I got It's like they put something on it to remove flavor. I was impressed I think they don't that all over one could have put a fucking piece of chocolate in here It was a flavor barrier. It was crazy. It was a huge burger The only thing I tasted was fresh jalapenos so many cut in lining the entire bottom

Just they're just no they're fresh no they were they were simply chopped up and so fibrous. Yeah, you know wasn't to eat Spicy they were simply crunchy same texture as the dry Coleslaw yeah, or lettuce mix whatever they call it mm-hmm Every decision they made with like the topping cabbage slaw. Yeah Every decision they made with like the toppings. It's called a cabbage slaw. Cabbage, yeah. Every decision they made was the wrong one. It needed like the wet slaw, it needed pickled jalapenos, they needed to add the green chili aioli. It needed a sauce. And maybe then it would have been a little better, but like I... Also it needed to have flavorful chicken.

Yeah. So everything else was good. I mean the chicken chicken just say so it was nothing it was like nothing I couldn't believe it the only good part of it is that similar to the wings Good kind of breading texture. Yes. Yeah, the breading was very good. Yeah good fry on it The wings tasted much better though. They had actual flavor. Yes. I like the chicken I like the I we would have been better off getting like 40 Of those yeah, yeah, just stuck with the wings, but you know hindsight No pizza the pizza though that would have been yeah, I wanted

So the big reason why I wanted to go here was getting a pizza right fucking crazy. What's Donato's? I don't know is that probably I bet it's like a frozen pizza brand or something that's collaborating Yeah, take that back there throws to collaborate through innovation with Donato's pizza It's a chain out of Columbus, Ohio But why are they mentioning it here? What's the tie-in with Red Robbins? Did they provide Red Robbins it must be something because in 1999 Donato's was purchased by McDonald's Then what and then they got rid of it. And then Red Robin found it.

Yeah. Disgusting. In the side of the road. Like, no one wants this webbed foot Donatos. We'll take it. Come with me, my little babies. I was walking down the street and I said, oh, I have all these shoelaces and nowhere to put them.

It's a great thing. We have to watch that opening. I think that's probably gonna be the thumbnail is all of us covering our faces. Shoelaces, no way! So the wings are- No! The wings-

I'm going in it! I meant sandals. It's sandals. What's the point? I meant sandals! The wings are the saving grace, but it's not by much. I'm giving this 35%. Yeah, dude, dude, we gave it a 61.95 last time. I read that and I was like, angle me that. The best thing were the wings and the pretzel bites were pretty good. The sauces were weird with wings like that they gave us. Blue cheese was fine. Yeah, it was okay. Was there blue cheese?, so I think he stole it all them. I don't know it was in the middle

No, he stole the range. He stole the ring. I think I didn't even use I think I just ate a wing and just live with it Nick did do is credit. He saved the range Flown out he was like you he saved it, but then like kept it way over. Yeah, and I like spotted I was like can I have that Nick? He's like you saved it, but then like kept it way over here. Yeah, and I like spotted I was like can I have that Nick? He's like you found it. I guess I have to know crazy Yeah, wasn't very good. Yeah, the blue drink was good It was very expensive for what it was yeah, I would not recommend going to get it was just like a blue

I was a patron margarita. I think I think I think No, I meant the chicken was very expensive for what it was. Drinks are always expensive. Yeah. That's, you're going to pay $15 for a drink. 16 bucks for that sandwich and fries. If it was good, I mean, what are you going to, you're not going to get it cheaper.

That's just what that shit costs at a sit down restaurant. We expect it to be like a little better than that. Yeah. Like their burgers are decent there. They're okay. That chicken was just like, I was disappointed. It looked good. It looked good.

We finally got to try the Mike's Hot Honey and I now realize I don't want it. I don't want just honey. Yeah, it's just honey. I think Mike's Hot Honey might be lame. Yeah, I don't, I don't. Just give me hot sauce or blue cheese. I don't need honey.

Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, I don't need the honey to be hot. And I don't need the honey on things that don't need the honey No, I'm a slap it with I Give it a 40 40 give it a 40 37.5 Yeah, half of what I got last time it's a real 30s guy. Yeah sure. Yeah 37.4 being an 80s guy. Yeah, it's 80s style uh well

Don't eat this Bites get the blue drink at the wing if you go there and you get the pizza Let us know I want to know about the Pete and if you get it don't take lactate Yeah, see what happens. Let it rot. Eat the fries and who knows what happens. Oh, not the fries, very strange. You go to 100%eat.store for merch.

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It sounds like we are doing something to the money because it's more expensive when you subscribe through Apple Apple is putting their own fee on top of it. Yeah go It's something they've been been trying to get Open the laptop that you haven't opened in such a long time and subscribe that way That's also how you get to the discord. You can't do it on your phone. Yeah, it's very weird But for some reason Apple is doing this with like a bunch Discord. You can't do it on your phone. Yeah, it's very weird. But for some reason, Apple is doing this with like a bunch of stuff. It started doing it on Patreon.

So that's how they do it on the Twitch too. Yeah, they just, they don't want you. Through mobile on Twitch. So we don't want you spending that money because here's the thing, spend the money on us. Yeah, we want you. I love that. But you're paying more and we're not getting it.

Don't, don't pay Apple. Apple doesn't need it. And you don't need to pay it. Yeah Yeah, see jobs more like hand jobs Yep, hey good one that one. I got him. That one was good. You got that dead bitch. Yeah, I was gonna say he's a listener Yeah, they force them Time out two days. Well, why time. You know he went to hell. But subscribe, check us out, patreon.com slash 100% eat

and watch this week's Michael Jordan podcast, Boys and Berry Plan of Attack. I'm excited. Jordan's got spreadsheets, did you bring them with you? Where are they? How come you didn't print them? Where are they? I printed them out, here you go guys. He just went, it's a spreadsheet.

Yeah. Yeah, a spreadsheet. Yeah Yeah Like they used to do on paper. We're gonna get a punch card Yeah, we're going analog did did you have to make it you have to make it from line paper Did you guys forget to clock in to? We're gonna record we're gonna start recording on a reel to reel yeah Oh hell yeah when Nick is editing and making cuts He's literally has to do it with like he's got like the little razor blade Yeah, he's got the machine it takes a little scotch tape it back together. Hell. Yeah, well there you have it

He's just cutting out every time we said shoelaces Make us look insane yeah, right All right, well. Thank you for listening Rate and subscribe tell a friend about the show where you eat food and rate the food Tell all your two-dicked friends. Alan two-dick? Oh shit! That's what it means!

You know he's one of them. Dude, hiding in plain sight. I know, he wasn't even trying to like- Much like his alien character. Jesus Christ. How did they find out about my two dicks? Son of a bitch.