100% Eat - Wait Along - Little Caesars Ride Along

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

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Been here... 20 minutes? No. Two minutes. When were you here? What time was the order supposed to be ready? Noon? 12.36.

That's just a cool juxtaposition. Oop, nope. What time was it when I asked you? When I asked you what time it was? It was 12.24. It's been 12 minutes. Damn, since then? All right, so maybe near 16, 17 minutes.

Exactly. Orders in the oven, baby. Oh, why wasn't it? Did you ask him maybe why it wasn't ready? There's three people working in there. It might as well be a one-man show. This car also has been here almost the entire time we've been standing here.

This one parked here. Is that right? Right next to us. They're waiting for their pizza. I don't think so. Not a parking spot. Yeah, it's a fire lane. Well, I was wondering,

cause you ordered it, it wasn't ready. Yeah. We were like, I might as well go anyway got here It's packed in there. It is pajama. That dude. You know, what's funny though? What's funny though is nobody has walked in since Eric walked in. I know one person did oh really person did Yeah, oh, yeah the person in the fairy tale dress princess. Yeah. Yeah. Well, correct you I assume she was talking to her pajama friends. Um Yeah, well, I assume she was talking to her pajama friends. Um

This is what was like Was like I was like high school like I think they're all in high school. Yeah, everyone in there I think they're all doing exactly what you were just talking about. Yeah car about they have an early day or something I'm going to school. I guess everyone's out on spring break. I don't know. Oh, it is. Oh it is But I was laughing as you were losing your mind in there, touching your hat in your face, and doing this with your hands. Just being like, going like this, where I was like, the best part is like,

it's kind of like he can order it once he gets up there. Yeah, the whole wait is just like, hey. Hey, is it ready? Is it ready? And they went, no. And then he walked out. Who are you? Yeah.

Right on. Eric B, huh? Eric B patient? Yeah. Right on. Eric B, huh? Eric B patient? Yeah. No. Yeah. Like down, dude. Oh, you don't have the app?

Oh, it'll tell you when it's ready. Oh yeah, no, it still says, it still says got it. Yeah, see, pull it up, see? Yeah. It's not ready yet. The little Caesar's employee explaining to Eric how the app works.

He just went, it's in the oven. And I went, okay. How long do they cook for you? I have a feeling that it's not in the oven. No, he said that so he could go make it. I have a feeling this is hot and not ready. Yeah. Very weird.

I'm getting really hungry. I know. Oh, that's good. Cause I ordered food. We talked about going to the subway. Yeah, can we get something else maybe while we wait? Maybe the Subway will be faster. Oh yeah, this is the home of the Angry Man Subway.

Yeah, the angriest man in the world. Nick couldn't figure out when he kept going, where's the Little Caesars? And we're like, it's at the Subway we usually go to. Well, you said it was on Cameron. Well, I was thinking the Boss Subway. North, for some reason. Yeah, because everything you said,

everything you said, it's on Cameron by the subway Uh-huh is true about the other yeah, I thought he was I mean it is true crazy. Go up Cameron That's true, but he didn't think about that. I didn't think about up. I was It's okay. He didn't film it. That's great. No. I caught it. I got yeah, I missed it. I got it. I got it. I did She got her order, that's cool. Yeah, she just walked by. But they didn't have the foresight to order it yesterday. That is true, they shouldn't have ordered it yesterday.

So they just came in and ordered it now and walked out with it. Hey, do you have any pizzas that are ready? Yeah! Yeah. Are you Eric? Sure. They just scratch out a name on it. What do you want me to be? Yeah, whatever you say.

Yeah, be whatever the fuck you want, I don't give a shit. How old are you, kid? 21, sir. the fuck you want. I don't give a shit. How old are you, kid? 21, sir. Get in the chair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It is what it is. It's pizza pizza. Yeah. I had a feeling that it was- I might eat one in the car, like as soon as I get one. I'm hungry.

I mean, you can, there's no reason not to. Yeah. We're on the way to the car. I'm gonna eat it anyway. I mean, it should be, in theory, hot. Yeah. It might be too hot. We should be eating it. We should be recording the episode right now. Hey, don't, we don't have to're on the way to the car. We're gonna eat it anyway. I mean, it should be, in theory, hot. Yeah, it might be too hot. We should be eating it. We should be recording the episode right now.

Hey, we don't have to worry about the extra time we had. No, I guess not. I guess, yeah. Take care of that real quick. The good thing we recorded an MJ podcast yesterday. Imagine. It's really worked out. Yeah, that's what it did.

Yeah, this is things working out. Yeah, this is. I'm pretty worked out. Yeah. Like, this is. I'm pretty worked out. Yeah. Like, man, again, that one guy is running the whole fucking operation. There's two more people in the back. I don't know what they're doing.

He's boxing everything. He's saucing everything. He's putting shit where it needs to be. He's making boxes. Who was the dude that the tactical gear in front of you? He was ready to tell us all to get on the ground, but they gave him his boots, so it was okay. Oh, thank God.

That's strange. I think the people in the back are cleaning the money. Cleaning the money. Is that what that means? Yeah. Dude, I wanna go to this pajama party. We must be next, right? Do they need a chaperone?

When you go somewhere and it's people in pajama pants, like that's the craziest. Like that's like so nuts to me. When you go somewhere and it's people in pajama pants, like that's the craziest. Like that's like so nuts to me. Especially it's 1241. Well, it's not, the time is whatever. Just let them be comfortable. The thing is, is that it's like a universal thing.

I think if you said like pajama pants, Cookie Monster hat to most people, they would know that person. I know that person. And like- Michael. But like, it's weird that it's a person. That's, I think that's like what I'm hung up on is that like, how is that a person? There is a certain level too where, I mean, again,

to be fair, these are all high schoolers. Yeah. Yeah. They don't like- I'll rarely go out in what I call my pajama pants, but they're also adult loungewear pants. They're like a color. Right, they're not like the fleek and camera box. But I also, I only do it when I'm getting drive through. Right, one out of 10 times, if I even go out,

I'll go out of my car, if I even go out, I'll go out of my car because I just don't care. But I'm also going to a place where I know it's not accepted. I don't really care. But I know ain't no one gonna look at my lounge wear and go crazy thing to wear in a Walmart. Yeah. It's, I mean, someone stopped me and they go, sir, you don't have to dress up. Yeah. It's just Walmart. I see you wearing clothes that fit you. Yeah.

They're not brightly colored with cartoons all over them. These pants are nice, but where's Rick and Morty? We can fix that. Just go over here to our apparel section. You need to be a small wearing a XXL or a XXL wearing a small. It's the only thing acceptable in this store. It's a thing where this, this is definitely acceptable here

to wear the pajama pants. Like it totally makes sense in a little Caesar's, it's like going to like a Walmart like that. I mean, I think it's acceptable anywhere almost. It's just more of, you're gonna get looks or places where it's commonplace. Yeah, right. It's just, every time I see it, it makes me go,

fuck man, that still hasn't changed, huh? No, right, It's pretty consistent. Yeah. Pajama pants, it's just like- I never did that. No, I know a lot of people who did. But yeah, I know a lot of people. The people who wore it in Heights.

They also have the brightest color. They were trash people. They have the brightest color anime jackets too. They would wear a Cookie Monster flat brimmed hat and have the worst molly you've ever seen. It would just be like, yo, check this out. It's the most stepped on MDMA in the world. Like, oh, awesome.

I thought that's what he meant, but I was waiting to see if he meant something else. But no, that's what he meant. And then they would have a, they'd be like, check this out, I've been learning. And then they would have like the finger lights. I like his, too, his, his. Were they also in a cup stack?

Yeah, big time. His specification isn't like, and they had Molly's. They had bad Molly's. Yeah. Worst you've ever seen, whereas. No, no,, and they had mollies. They had bad molly. Yeah. Worst you ever seen. No, no, no, it wasn't bad molly. It was bad looking molly. Yeah.

Yeah. Once it was in, it was fine. I don't know about this. And then they'd be like, don't worry, it's awful. I found it under someone's shoe. Yeah, it's bad. I assume it's molly. Yeah.

It's molly or mollies. I don't know, it's just what's on the bag. Ha ha ha. It's Molly or Molly's. I don't know. It's just what's on the bag. When I think of like anime jackets, it's like anime. Oh, the Naruto. The Naruto sports coat. There's that. But then the next level is like the drooling mouth

open anime girl clothes. Yeah. It's like you're wearing them public. You're just wearing around. Oh, public. Yeah. He's wearing around. Oh man. It's like a cum jacket. The name's up there, because the guy got his order. Eric J.

That's your middle name. Yeah, I know, but it's not me. Man, that guy must have- Are you sure? I'm gonna Eric's order. You know what? That guy ordered two days ago. Damn it.

Dang. He played you. Yeah, what's with, there was like the mid 2010s of like the drooly anime. I ordered two days ago. Damn it. Dang. He played you. Oh. Yeah, what's with, there was like the mid 2010s of like the drooly anime. Oh, it's still going strong, dude. Is it really? Yeah, go to a convention.

I guess I don't go to a convention. And the thing is, a convention's like, it's the most commonplace and acceptable. Yeah. Where like, I don't think twice about it. I have almost bought some of that shit. Just as like, that's funny. This is a bit, but you also.

But then you think like, but when do I wear this? Right. How can I ever wear this or display this outside of this environment? Do you also see? I can't imagine it. A lot of the people who wear like the Jack Skellington jackets.

Some of them, some of them. Is that a little lessened? That's less I think. That was also a brand of person I knew in high school. Yeah, who like just everything like the backpack I'm just coming to the realization that we're not gonna get our food. We are Because when I said I have an online order for Eric and he said it's in the oven. Yeah, he was talking about that guys That's the Eric. Well, how many people are in line go back away in line again?

I Eric be not sure or which is an abundant number. Is there okay? No, here's the thing. They're gonna wait it out more people are gonna walk in there's nothing. There's nothing there I really don't think we're getting our food. You can say if they have your food more people We can do an episode without the food. You don't want to don't hung. I'm hungry shit about the food Yeah, let's go somewhere else and then we'll just do a little Caesar's. Yeah, but once he goes somewhere else, check the app. No, I've checked. Check the app.

See, what did I tell you though? More people just walked in. Yep. So, uh. The line just got longer. Yeah. So what do we want to do? I wanna eat food.

Okay. So that almost solves a problem. I want you to continue getting angry. Uh-huh. And I wanna fill you with non-answers. Yeah. All of your questions. That's working.

Yeah, that's working. I'm feeling it. I'm really feeling it. I'm really close to you. So now imagine when he gets in on it. Do... No, I'm being calm. I mean, here's the follow-up, right? Say they're not getting our food.

Yeah. Yeah. Do we just go order it? It's gonna take forever to get. I mean, I guess I can get the puffs or whatever, but they're different. I mean, you know, the line's getting short. Do you want me to hop in and get some?

I mean, I think you should hop in and ask if they actually have your order. And then, if not, how long will it take to get more? Let's check on that and then we'll make our next step. He didn't like that suggestion at all. He mad, he mad. He didn't like that suggestion at all. He's mad.

He wanted good suggestions. I gave him one that he accepted, but he still didn't like it. He's mad. Yeah, he's fucking pissed also at his fault Order for Eric be specific Ernie be Eric be All right, let's uh, there's no scenario. We're not getting this food like

We'll get like the puffs at least right just yeah, I'm sorry here guys. They're making throughout out of food We made up so much time yesterday. We can burn it today. Yeah. I mean, and we have. We've had a scenario where- 47 minutes. What? That says use other door.

That guy pulled that door. Uh-huh. Several times. Did it open? No. Strange. Interesting. We've been to a place where it's like,

we don't have the food. Yeah. We're out of the food. This is not that. This is just, they didn't take your order maybe and it's slow as shit. I'm sure Eric will come out. Dig in.

We'll dig, I'm digging my heels in to Eric. Hard. You want this food. I'm digging my heels in. You're gonna double down on this food. I'm digging my talons into this man. If you wanna see Eric's initial reaction to the long line, watch the behind the Patreon wall video

that Michael took. I can't believe how many people are coming into this store. It's crazy. It's with only one guy working Why'd you text him again, you know, I won't be doing that no, I'm not You should I can't bright no name Okay. Well, what do you want me to say? I'll send it for you. No, don't do it. No, I'll say, Nick, want me to tell you? No, don't do that. Nick's trying to be helpful in case that-

If you don't give me something that you're saying, I'm gonna just make something up. It could be worse. Hi, Crackle. Look, he's almost back up at the line again. He's gonna go, hi, it's me, Eric again. He's up there again. Hey, it's me, Eric. Hey, it's me, Eric.

Oh, Eric, you got your order. No, I didn't. Eric, you're back. You want more? Man, this guy really loves little Caesars. Got his order and came back for more. Damn, you ate it already? Hey, boss. Yeah.

It is now 1248. Holy shit. We've only been rolling for 13 minutes. Holy shit. I'm about to get blown away. Hopefully this sounds okay. I'm going to keep going down these steps. As the video goes on, I'll be at the...

You'll be in the lobby at the Walmart? I'll be at the Walmart. Does he look like he's negotiating or ordering? He's definitely talking. Okay. I knew that. Jordan, calm them down, dude. Dude, do you?

Nope. We're making eye contact. A grackle in the wild. I told them to jump on Nick's head. No! So we'll see. We'll see what happens. Not me! I didn't tell them which one Nick was.

Oh, sweet. No, no. they won't. The one with the Nick energy. Tsk, tsk, tsk. I'm translating. Am I being chided by a rattle? Oh, you little son of a bitch. That was a good one.

You're kidding. They're lighting. Oh, I think he got something. Oh, he got food. Did he get food? He's got food. He did it. He did it.

He got someone else's food. Wow. Dude, everything works out fine. See? Did everything work out great? Did we do it? This was a lost order. Ours or just some random?

This was ours. This is our order. They did not have it in any of like, so they have like three cases. And then there's like the, here's the pizza portal. And I'm like, hey, so I said, I have that online order for Eric, but that was the other Eric on this one.

And he went, uh, what? Two Eric's. And I went, uh oh, right. So I'm a different Eric. And he went, I got to see the name on the order. And I went, here's the receipt, here it all is. And he went, hang on. Walk to the back and he starts,

he's opening and going through shit and everything and then all of a sudden he comes back with this and it's like so this has just been ready and they lost it for about 50 minutes so yeah I was right you weren't everything's great yep and he's not mad anymore everything every problem is all like a award for is there a name best problem solver is there a name anywhere? Best problem solver. Is there a name? Yeah, it should be Eric. It literally says Eric Bedour on it. This guy should work here. No, but I'm asking, like if it's just the lost order and it doesn't say anything on it, how not?

I don't think, I don't think he fully understands what's happened, but I'm okay with that. What the fuck are you talking about? I literally am saying the order was lost. Right, because they misplaced it. Michael's digging in. I mean, they made the order and then set it aside. And then set it aside, misplaced the whole thing.

It sat around just long enough where it's not that hot. Exactly. It's ready. It's warm. I was saying, because the way you initially phrased it, it sounded like they just made our order without a name attached to it and just put it off to the side. No, no.

Somebody put it down somewhere and didn't put it where it needs to go. Okay It was it was Literally physically lost Erics Erics, explain yourself. Okay. I'm the other Eric. Hmm, huh? There are two of these guys now. What the fuck? Yo, I didn't think there'd be two. That was- I got pizza pop, so I'm happy.

That was fucking crazy. What? It's hard to be mad when it gives us such good- We got aim. Yeah, what do you got, Ray? What do you do? We did it! Great work.

That was fucking, wow. Oh man, the grackle showed up, but he was too late. He came swooping down. Wow. I was talking to the grackles. I told one to jump on Nick's head. Oh, did it work? He planned too late.

He was about to. You came out with the pizza. He planned too late. He was about to. Yeah. You came out with the pizza. He plotted too long. He didn't expect you back so soon. That was very cool. Don't worry. This car's going to back into me. I wonder.

I hope so. It'll be funny. You're going to front into this car. Yeah, fucking right. I wonder how many people go back and count, probably, across the videos we've taken. How many people came in, got their food, and walked out before us? There were so many people.

So crazy. I played with people. When he walked to the back, it was like, dude, he could not believe what had just happened and then was just looking around. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. And then just- Other two people would help at all?

Came around and then it was like, no, there's like other people in there. They're not doing shit. It's fucking crazy. This place is nuts. Did you say it was ready on the app? No. It was a missed place. Because they lost it.

They like, they really physically made it and lost it. They put it anywhere, but where it needed to be. They had like three cases where like hot pizzas go in and Michael's right They put it somewhere where it doesn't keep it Think we're just eating ground pizza. Let's put it in the front fine with ground beats Well, it's not bathroom pizza. It's ground pie. This is wow, man So I have a feeling that the reason it just ended up somewhere is cuz I'm like, oh It like I just don't know. That one guy doing everything.

Yeah, that was that, dude. Holy shit. I'm glad you stayed calm about the whole thing. That was nuts. I feel bad for the one guy working in there. Yeah. Did you get a look at the other two or are they just? Yeah, oh, absolutely.

You size them up? Oh, you can hear them like, I'm gonna say screaming at each other and that makes it sound like they were like angry screaming. They were just very loud. Oh. They weren't, no one was like mad. They were just like, I need this thing.

And then it was like, but he never, they never really kind of like poked their heads out except to come out from the back. Get that order of merit. Talk to the two people talking to each other, laughing while the other guy's fucking busting his ass all over the place. They're like, no, Eric beat.

Yeah, I threw that in the trash. Thank you. Are you talking about trash buy? I mean, it's been ready since 12, he never showed up. That guy. He throw it away. Somebody wanted it for their lunch. Ha ha ha.

You know, this order is pretty fucking banging, dude. I might hang onto this one. Throw it on the ground. So it says order by 12 on here, but it doesn't have a, when it was processed or like completed. I mean, they're not gonna put a time limit. Maybe they accidentally made it last night.

Oh, maybe. When you ordered it. And they just kept it. I'm gonna say it has a pretty good overnight puff, if that was the case. It's the kind of thing where it's like it's a little Caesar's so you can't be like actually mad. No. But you can be like kind of outrageously confused. Absolutely.

It's mostly outrageously confused. I'm surprised they made this so quickly. Oh, yeah, I do think. Oh, yeah. From scratch. Well, that was the thing that was holding us back. Yeah, this has got to like bacon, all that stuff. They gotta make the brownie

and then they gotta put all the stuff on top. Yeah, they gotta break all the twigs. Package it back up. It's great packaging. Great packaging. Yeah, no, they did a great job. Yeah. They smell like bacon.

It definitely has a big bacon smell. I think I ate the bacon one. We should have- Nothing but? Yeah, we only had bacon once. Oh, okay. So you did Michael again. And I did pad the the bacon one. We should have a... Nothing but? Yeah, we only had bacon ones. Oh, okay. So you did Michael again?

I did. You've had the pepperoni ones. Yeah. So you say. I put it in your pocket. And you went, ahhh! So I just... way too many pajama pants. Where do we go from here?

Pajama pants, the office. Okay. We do the episodes. Now that we've adjusted our time accordingly, we're no longer dangerously ahead of schedule. Yeah, we solved that problem. This was a thing where like- Guys, are we done so early?

What do we even do? If we would have gone out somewhere to sit down and eat, it would have been like around the same amount of time. Yeah. As the little Caesar's. And we'd be full. I mean, we were talking for like 15 minutes before we even left.

Yeah. And then the food still wasn't ready. Yeah, we're like, oh, it's like not all the things. So like, oh, we'll give it a little bit of time. Oh, it's just been sitting on the ground. Man, he, when I said I'm the other Eric, he did not know. I can only imagine his face. He's like, uh-oh, man. Another Eric. the other Eric, he did not know.

He's like, uh-oh, man. Another Eric. Oh shit, there's two of them. Yeah. That guy spelled his name with a K, E-R-I-C-K. It's all, it's fucking crazy. Oh. It's fucked up.

It's kind of sad. Somebody wants, some people, they want everything. They want to be Rick, they want to be Eric. Take a lane, dude. Come on. Yeah, some people want on. Throw a fucking H on there. Whoa. Oh, E-H. They want to be rich.

E-rich. Some people can't have it all. I want to be P-rich. Whoa. Pizza. Oh. Okay, that's much better. Yeah, that was like piss abundance.

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Very strange. You know what? That might factor into the score. I don't think so. What? Ha! I don't think it will. Well they certainly,

I mean maybe it factors into Eric's if he thinks of one and doesn't say it. Let me move these. Thanks. Let me move that. Ah! I swear to God if anyone's keys show up. Ah! Big keys, throw them away.

So Michael you had one. Yeah. I might eat another one. Yeah? Yum-uh. All right. They really dust him with the par one. Yeah, might eat another one. Yeah. All right. They really dust them with the parm. Yeah, that guy was doing that. He was parm dusting.

It's just vacuumed. I mean, well, you just have to again. Got the fancy Capparoni. Yeah, they didn't call that, did they? Or is that a you thing? That's you being stupid, right? Old world fan-saroni pepperoni. That's why I got confused.

That's worse? Yeah, not great. Yep. All right, well, all right, we're gonna eat this. We're gonna eat the fan-saroni. I don't think we need to hang out here too much longer. I think it was a pretty long one. I think we got it.

Yeah. You got anything else you wanna say? No, I'm good, dude. Hell yeah. All right, how was the episode? It already came out. We haven't done it yet. I got it. Yeah. You got anything else you wanna say? I'm good, dude. Hell yeah. All right. How was the episode? It already came out.

We haven't done it yet. I'm choking on pepperoni a little bit. We also did the Michael Jordan podcast already. Bye. We'll see you next time. Wait!