100% Eat - Where's the Maple? %% Einstein Bros Bagel Maplehouse Egg Sandwich

Episode Date: October 8, 2024

Our Heroes wake up at the crack of dawn (like 10am) to have a bagel, sort of. Einstein Bros new Maplehouse Egg Sandwich has most of it's namesake but seems to be lacking in certain areas. Maybe it's just because it's early but we're not even really sure if this is a bagel. It's a sandwich, sure, but we thought this was a bagel sandwich? No? Yes? Where's the MAPLE?! Plus do you like Tomb Raider? Welcome to the fandom. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME? We'll have a LIVESTREAM right here on Youtube this Saturday at 1pm CT for the release of our new merch. Check out 100percenteat.store now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I feel like he missed like the first second It doesn't feel right start over start over yeah start over Jordan wants the vibes are off Welcome to 100% eat the show where the vibes are off. The vibes are even more off. We try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it, you probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you on this fine morning? My morning routine is very important.

And if one thing goes wrong, the whole day is like, just askew. Okay. And it went wrong twice. Yeah. So what happens on Mayo Monday, dude? Mayo Monday. Again, it is Wednesday. Yeah, but when you Mayo Monday, dude Mayo Monday, and it is Wednesday

Yeah, but when you have mayo in your mouth, it's Monday every morning. Is this a will levis joke I don't understand. I don't understand who that is What I do notice is Nick's got his little desk set up over there. Yep He's not just in a shithole. That's what I'm getting to he's got a little side pouch on his desk You put like supplies There's a box of cookies in it. I I'll take a picture. I think he's just got a box of cookies I will say I

Because your vibes are off, you know when I built when I built the desk I'm like, oh, this is great. He'll have a place where he can keep like his headphones. He'll be able to stash a couple of things. Nah. Box of fucking cookies. I'm wearing the fucking headphones right now. Right, but why are the cookies in there? Because that took the cookie spot.

What? Don't worry about it. What if you just didn't have a cookie spot on your desk? You know what I mean? Well, that's Eric's fault We're not considering how about why don't you go to hell? Cookie spot so the cookies took the headphone spot and the headphones are on my head It all like to do it all makes sense. Hi. Hi, excuse me From the press. What if there was no cookie spot get up get up get up Good what a nasty question

What a dishonest question well, I guess we're do I guess we're doing gotcha journalism here now, huh? All right I was told there'd be no fact check That's all right, there's hardly any facts in here no fact check. That's alright there's hardly any facts in here. This is gonna be good. We'll get to the facts later. Oh that's true. What are we eating? Oh great. Einstein Bros Maple House Egg Sandwich. Which is a bagel shop. It is but this also was not a bagel. No but nowhere in Einstein Bros Maple House Egg Sandwich does it say the word bagel. Do you think that's like a KFC thing where they drop the thing they're known for because they do more than just bagels now? Were they ever called Einstein Bagel Bros.?

That's very interesting. They were. We'll learn about it. Oh yeah, they were right? They were called Einstein Bagels. Yeah. Learn more about that. That's still primarily what they do though. That is, yeah, that's like their thing. Never had the orange juice there. Jordan getting an orange juice was a... Orange juice is the go-to for me.

Breakfast accompaniment. It looks like it could be fresh orange juice. It does. It tastes like it's fresh orange juice. It wasn't in like a already sealed container. It was just like somebody... It's taped. It is taped.

With the impression that it was filled fresh. I'll say this, it's fresh enough. Okay. Yeah. It's not the freshest orange juice. I got a cold brew. It came from whatever dispenser dispenses the fresh orange juice.

Yes, yes, yes. Yeah. The fresh orange juice dispenser. Yeah. The machine. You got a big old cold brew. I got the regular drip coffee. That's usually what I get.

I have had regular drip coffee. That's usually what I get. I have had Einstein Bros coffee so many times, because this is, I won't say it's my wife's favorite restaurant, but boy, she loves a plain bagel toasted with butter, that's it. That's a real, you go to Einstein for that food. Yeah, isn't that that is I would loves it I would do that at home Well, sometimes she does okay, and then other times she goes I'm saying we get Einstein's I know all the way to Einstein when you when you go past just bread, right?

You got like bread and butter when you start getting other things We're like more complex flavors could be involved like cream cheese or like pasta Right like noodles when you do the pasta and butter. Yes, that's such a little kid food Yeah, and it might absolutely I'm thinking it might have to do with size instead of a I hadn't considered that your wife Is like the size of she's very she's very small. So her just going buttered noodles Sauce no sauce. What kind of spices no spices no spices you just maybe some parmesan noodle Butter mm-hmm. She doesn't really do butter noodles as much as she used to She's evolving. Yeah, she's evolving. She like get a little taller. Yeah

Yes, it's all like slightly But I go out of it literally I have Einstein Bros pretty often, but hardly ever the food yeah if I do It is like what is the? cheat Didn't work yeah, you distracted he went It was the smallest Right, but you wouldn't pick it up on the microphone worry about uh don't worry about him I would get like the you were fine the cheese bagel or like the jalapeno bagel with like the jalapeno

Cream cheese and all that stuff in it and then I would eventually get to the point where I'm like I'm just not even What am I utilizing here? That is like Einstein, but I'm just getting even, what am I utilizing here that is like Einstein, I'm just getting- Eating the cream cheese. That, yeah. With a vehicle to put it in your mouth. Yes, it's just like, what's like the hottest thing- The pickles are not that great. No, it's just like, what's like the hottest thing?

What will overcome, this has no taste, what will overcome no taste? Right. Spice. Add the hot sauce. And so it's just that, which by the way, which this is great, I get to do this now. Nick found a Texas Pete hot sauce at the restaurant. And then he grabbed it and brought it here.

Well, there's three or four restaurants now. Oh, he's keeping count. How many did you grab? How many did you put on your sandwich? You put hot sauce on that sandwich? The sandwich or the hot sauce or both or? The hot sauce did some cake. It was fucking terrible. Someone put a hot sauce or both it was it was fucking terrible so put a hot sauce all over it um it's a very sweet sandwich it is I don't know

if hot sauce all right hot sauce did it there's a there's a new hot sauce normal there's a new hot sauce at Taco Bell right now. There's one in the drawer over there. And it cost 20 cents to order it. Is it avocado whatever? No. What is it? I don't remember. It's some new... I looked at Nick. Okay, don't look at me. I'm not the sauce guy. Yeah, that's why I looked at Nick. It's some new, like, super fucking hot shit.

It got hot. But I looked at it and it was like 20 cents? Fuck off. Because I knew I wasn't going to use it. It's longer and yellow. It's longer and yellow Well, it's longer and yellow the best kind of hot sauce well isn't that what the breakfast one was it was fucking terrible yes That breakfast sauce is terrible. He's going to get it. I want to see what it is I don't know about the new sauce. I could look it up, but he's gonna walk in with it So I don't have to it's long and yellow Yeah, how did one of us duplicate our voice?

I don't know, it was very cool. This is Omar Apollo's Disha Hot Sauce. Oh, it's this? Hotter in person. So it's like not even necessarily a Taco Bell branded, it's just like this other thing. Twenty cents, huh? Twenty cents? At least it's bigger.

Yeah, I was gonna say. Like for twenty cents. So long. Huh. He's really looking into this. oh, it's a tomatillo. It's a green And why is it the red why is it tomatillo no it's yellow the red huh long and yellow the finest red how bizarre You guys uh Einstein's bagel bros guys or what no no I may if I really want a bagel because there's not that many options. Not a bagel town. Clash Texas, period.

There's two good ones here. Whoa. Two of them. Where's that at? Nervous Charlie's. Nervous Charlie's and Rockstar Bagels. Oh, Rockstar Bagels is pretty good. Yeah, I've had Rockstar Bagels.

Have you not had Nervous Charlie's? No. I think you'd like Nervous Charlie's. I think Nervous Charlie's is the best. Yeah. It's a pain in the butt. You know the KFC where the van broke down and it looked like we were gonna rob the ATM being filled it's like it's like right there it's nice to a Thai restaurant called tea Thai yes okay I gotta look into that

yeah it's Einstein isn't that good and it no matter what I do or how I fight it's never hot no no this one hot're going back to like you know baking it in house? Yeah, they don't right when they do that shit stays warm for a while right when you make fresh bagels at a bagel shop You get there you order them they throw them in a brown bag. It's not wrapped for shit It's just a bunch of bagels and a brown bag you get home, and they're still hot That's what I miss for I like Jersey ordering because I'm not gonna go all the way to nervous Charlie's or rock star in the morning, so I order them and

I can order them pretty early because rock star especially gets like really busy Yeah, so I do it like first thing is there just one rock star or they're more than I think it's just the one That's like on East right somewhere. Yeah, I'm like 12. Yes. Yeah The legacy continues that's familiar yep go back and watch the Michael Jordan podcast They wrap them up in the white cafe, and they can sit on my counter for hours Yeah, until my wife wakes up mm-hmm, and then I was like you ready for breakfast at like 10 o'clock. Yeah And it's still hot I can throw it in the foil in my Little toaster in my yeah my yeah, I one-wheeled there. I got a like a rabbit on foil

Airfryer for I think yeah and reheat reheat for like five minutes. Yep. Oh good It's done wheeled away back open them was like this. These are so hot mm-hmm The that's the hallmark of they made it Yeah, I made it there. Yes. I think we should do a nervous Charlie's episode for Michael Jordan I would definitely do that. I we could do kind of like an earlier one. Okay order beforehand. It's it's good They kind of get There are ways where you can just like really overdo it where it's like this is a sandwich and this is way too much on The sandwich bagels. Yeah I like so I'll do a

Big I think I take an eye on cheese because I never been there I got two and they were big fucking bagels at Rockstar. I think I got a brisket bagel. Yeah. Yeah, I was like Dude in the pictures of them. They're like so fucking tall Yeah, I got a just I always get bacon egg and cheese and they're usually well in control this week I got one I was like why is mine so big and I unwrapped it the egg was like this Oh my god, the bagel was this tall. Let's see what I got. I got an everything bagel with brisket pepper jack Cream cheese on the side with knife nice. Oh, you gotta get the knife. Yeah, there you go. Yeah We should we should do this. I like the idea of going to nervous jordans for this. It's yeah, it's good

It's a great spot. Yeah, I just don't want to drive there and order in person. No And then and then take it home. Yeah, then it becomes nervous Jordans. It's a 45 minute affair at that point Yeah, you got to order ahead of time. I got a I Was having problems. I'm like Yeah I was having problems. I've like, plantar fasciitis. Yeah, too. Yeah, your teeth exploded. Your tooth exploded a second time.

It did. My permanent crown came off and they had to put it back on. They were like, okay, that was the fake permanent crown. This one's for real permanent. That was just a test. The dentist, I don't know if we talked about this, the dentist was like, I don't know why it came off. And I said, I don't either.

And then he started cleaning the area and everything. And he went, oh, you have very active salivary glands in your mouth. So that might have something to do with it. And I went, you drool a lot. And I just went, sorry. And he's like, no, no, no, that's good for your teeth. And I went, yeah, that's why I keep falling out.

Honestly, it doesn't seem like it. Not this one. What was I gonna say? Oh no. And now you're just trying to keep your teeth in your head right now Oh, I was a problem You got jumped on when you got a story Jordan when you could start thinking about keeping your teeth in your mouth you're done for I was going to have nervous stress. I was there like probably like a month ago

I was like in the area and I was gonna order and dude the line was insane. I went over Like probably like a month ago I was like in the area and I was gonna order and dude the line was insane I went over It's having problems with plantar fasciitis. So I went over to get a foot massage Like that like this little Thai place It was like it was fucked. It hurt so bad It was like it was the most intense massage I've ever had in my life It was what white knuckle gripping she had I've ever had in my life. It was

White knuckle gripping she had like this. Did you like feel it up your spine in your brain? Yeah, yeah, she had like this little thing. That's how it goes cuz I thought it was it was gonna be like, okay I'm gonna like work these spots out with my thumbs. Yeah, they'll work it out She just went how much pressure do you want heart and I said let's like really work this out I said I want to walk out of here and feel like you took me like I was a sheet and you whipped me a couple of times and everything's fixed. And she said, I'm the best, I've got you. And then she sat down, had this little stick

and started like not putting it into like my foot, but into like every knuckle and then going, okay, here it comes. And then pushing into it. Anduckle and then going, okay, here it comes. And then pushing into it. And I was just going, ah, ah, ah, for like 40 minutes. I was like sweating. It was in bits.

Massages that are supposed to heal you are not supposed to heal your life. No, exactly. No, they're not. Every time I get a massage, I go make it feel nice. Yeah. Make it feel, if I go to a spa,

I'm here to spa, not to doctor. No. Right. If I'm here to doctor, I get a massage I go make it feel nice. Yeah, yeah, maybe if I go to a spa I'm here to spa. Yeah, not to doctor. I know right if I'm here to doctor. I'm a cry Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna throw up. Yeah, but see I like it like the shoulder blade is the worst Yeah, yeah in the shoulder blade. Oh, I love my spine into my brain and also down my back I love like you could kill me right they start you think finding this spot Yes, bone on on their arm and yeah, yeah dig it into you, and then they use their elbow. I love it. Yeah, I'm all messed up She was like back is hell. I just told her like I'm not here for like a massage. I need body work I need help and she said I'm the best and then she kept telling me about how a guy gave her a bad review and then she

And then she told me and then she told me that she went on vacation And then it was like okay, and the whole time I'm going oh, that's great So I called my friend Andrew who's my missus typically and I just said that's the most intense Massage I've ever had in my life, and he went oh, yeah, those are the good ones I've been getting on tik-tok videos of people who have shin splints Mm-hmm, and they're getting the like metal rock thing Yep, and it's just right on their fucking bone and like and they are pressure It's one guy rolling this thing over a leg and another guy holding the guy down the guy That's that's the kind of stuff that so anyway. I try to go nervous Charlie's

There's like a 45 minute wait is just right over there, so you did that yeah instead Yeah, dude getting like a deep tissue massage and waiting for the the knot to break. Yeah, it's like you here go like It's like a fucking ice cap yep Yep. It's just not cracking like ah She told me that now. It's really yeah She got in between like all of like the joints of my toes and stuff and she said oh these are crunchy and I'm It was brutal. I had so much mobility in my feet when I was diving a mobility my feet forever is incredible Well, there's that car hit you you yeah, that's what I told her She said oh, this one's bad, and I said yeah, I got run over

And I didn't get the Mario toy. That's right. That's the worst That's the worst man Remember what that guy sent that in that was so funny. We went out we went out in the parking lot at our team Shut up, all right Worth it. We got. All worth it. Then you got run over again. Yeah dude, I gotta stop getting hit by a car. So that's Einstein Bagels, but you guys don't know anything about it.

And that's why we're here to teach you in the facts section. You ready to learn Jordan? Oh he's taking sips, he's ready. My morning paper, my orange juice, my morning routine. Here we go. We're not bringing home just any bacon, period. We're bringing home the best bacon that's applewood smoked and sliced thick. One bite and you'll taste why no other bacon has a fighting chance.

Fact? Question mark taken from Einstein Bros website. That's not a fact. Nick, thoughts on the bacon You could hear him muttering well He attacked the bacon immediately. Yeah, he was like Matt He didn't have anything else to really say about the sandwich other than the bacon is mushy. Yeah It's not it's not the thing that stands out in this sandwich that has up too many things in it

It's not the thing that stands out in this sandwich that has too many things in it like yeah I didn't really notice the bacon if you if you didn't like visibly see it sticking out the side Probably would you have guessed that there was bacon? No, I certainly want to have guessed it was Applewood smoked It's sliced and sliced thick dude. It was microwave bacon. It really was Maple bacon. Yeah, not a lot of dude. I him about his maple. We're so laced atop man Your receptors are off ever since coven You get attacked here. You think cinnamon is maple and you're all messed up. No, that was definitely For sure, I don't give a shit what this says about what's in there It I could taste the maple but it was fighting the cinnamon. Yeah, um

I also feel like People like to brag about people like to brag about, restaurants like to brag about their bacon. It's Applewood smoked. I'll be honest, I don't want Applewood. Just give me bacon. If you're not eating the- Stop putting apple and wood in my bacon.

If you're not eating the bacon by itself, you're not gonna notice any flavor. Also- Because there's a hundred different things on this sandwich. Applewood smoked bacon has become a term. Like when when you say Matt Damon like that's his like that like that's his first name. His name is Matt. Bacon is bacon. Applewood is just wood. Right. It's a type of wood. That's it. But it's like but it's not like it's making it taste like apples and it's not making it taste like smoke. It's just it's making it taste like bacon. Yeah, man They don't Matt bacon Matt bacon bacon bacon and not every Einstein Bros has a God going on the next one never nice. Just go nice

Created in 1995 by Boston Chicken now Boston Market. Oh Einstein Bros originally started as progressive bagel concepts, Inc Opening four stores in cities that quote blacked bagel tradition Hey, this is one of them the four cities were Fort Lauderdale, San Diego, Salt Lake City and Kansas City Which are four of the most conservative cities in the u.s. So maybe the name was a joke This might be a case for the sauce monkey if you know what we're saying. Mm-hmm He's the detective about to get he's on the case. He's about to unhate this crime That's right, I'm taking the hate out of this this is gonna be a regular crime

the Original for one was in San Diego. I know exactly where it was on like it like crazy It was still called progressive bagel concepts. Well, no, it was it was something else And then it was that and then it's and then it became I guys let's go get some progressive bagel concept It was like Baltimore because there's like a Baltimore Street. I think and it's a pitch Yeah, they're not very good We're looking to push things forward with a dynamic progressive bagel concept Sharks. We need to be less progressive and more aggressive. Oh yeah, some aggressive bagel concepts. Come eat

this bagel, nerd. Yo, eat this bagel and then talk about Lara Croft's booty when she swims underwater. You guys are gonna love that and stuff coming out soon. This is gonna be great. In 2018, Einstein Bros partnered with No Kids Hungry, a foundation dedicated to ending childhood hunger across the United States. How'd they do? 2018 was the last year Einstein Bros partnered with them,

so we guess it's mission accomplished. If you see a hungry kid, tell him Einstein said, nuh-uh, and wag your finger at him, Matumbo style. Then chomp down on your bagarito, a real food that Einstein bros used to sell. Yum-o. Oh no. Now, here's the thing.

I wrote this because we were supposed to go here like a week ago. I wrote, killed Matumbo. I wrote this before he died. I wrote this before he died. I wrote this before he died. Rest in peace, big man. I love partnering with something called No Kids Hungry and then going, well, I think that's it.

Yep, that's all of them. Bagelrito. It's just a tortilla. Has nothing to do with a bagel. It's a-rito. It's just a tortilla, has nothing to do with a bagel. It's a burrito. Bagel-rito? You can't even make that happen. Not in my house.

Sonic style? Mm-hmm. I can't do my finger big back and forth like Nick can. You can't do big back and forth? It's only small back and forth. I think he has the biggest... he's going forward a little bit though So you know he's doing this like this is what Nick's holding his hand like this and go like this Well from the camera

I feel like I'm losing it. I'm more you but if you hold it sideways just put your other hand in front Shadow tricks Just put your other hand in front so it looks like it and then what? Duh duh duh duh duh Ah, shadow tricks I'm shadow Oh, we're still talking about the hedgehog Hey, you're not opening as knuckles Today our bread, current owner of Einstein Bros, is facing multiple lawsuits from workers who say the company failed to protect their personal information in quote, a massive and preventable cyber attack earlier this year. The suit claims there was a data breach that occurred in February, then a ransomware attack took down Panera in March.

That's crazy because they also killed people with lemonade. Remember that? That was like four months ago. People died from lemonade. Honestly, Panera might be a terror organization. They're doing covert stuff. The Ryman family, journal- Wait, wait, you're just going stuff the the Ryman family We thumb was over the little button we never we never had the insane lemonade that killed people now and I know what and I don't Feel lucky no, I'm pissed. Yeah

I could have survived bring it back bring back for loco again Was that charged one charged lemonade they like it's crazy that Panera owns Einstein But then you eat at Einstein and you go. This is about a Panera. Yeah, I don't really think of Panera as some sort of giant conglomerate umbrella Corbin but umbrella corporation Right Mike yeah Yep, touch your shoe here. You tap my shoulder Are you mad?

Fucking pissed off The level of just I like the level that we just refuse to ever give to the audience Everything ever and even if you do it's not that still not even out Yeah, you can't ever keep up with us right even if you absorb every piece of content you need a flow chart Well when the thing you know what comes out in what order but what order it was filmed in because then you got to go back And go that's what was he's talking about pissing off But now we did back and watch this whole episode, but we didn't even explain in the right alone No, no, you did at the end didn't you did the end of the ride long you tap the shoe at the end right? But there's no explanation. I did it, but we never explained it wait. You touch this fucking shoe, dude

Well, we were just hanging out here. We were about to go and I'm sitting like this Yeah, my leg crossed and Eric walks by he goes you ready to hit it and he like he does this to my happy Yeah, and he goes like those shoes Yeah, and then he said I like those shoes like it was like he did that and then noticed my shoes Uh-huh, and then I look at Michael go. I don't know why but that Yeah, and it's a very cool way you were like wiping your sunglasses about the put them in and you looked at me like And I absorbed even more of that because you got here at a shocking like 1002 and yeah about putting you on the board right

So it was even more. I was already fighting for even more insulting Yeah, the fact that it's like it's like talking shit about somebody and then they come in they're like I missed you It was immediately walked in it was 1002 and I went oh yeah Nick wanted to put you on the bonkers board That's right he broke the toilet then we went to the restaurant. And that's right, he broke the toilet. Then we went to the restaurant and he just kept calling him Mike. Yeah. So it all makes sense.

Now you understand all of it. And we're all pissed. The final fact, which is a separate fact from the last fact, and there's, I see the word Nazi a bunch in here. The Riemann family, German conglomerate owners of the owners of Einstein Bros bagels, had ties to Nazi Germany and Hitler's Third Reich. The Reimanns were early supporters of Nazi sentiment and a large portion of their

workforce were forced laborers. Since this has come to light, the Reimanns have donated 11 million dollars to institutions that helped form, that helped former forced laborers. Honestly, this might be the first case that might be too charged for the sauce monkey to investigate but he keeps telling us that he wants to and he's gonna quote get this Nazi scum even this narrative God when this started that was an investigating things but again, right? I remember when yeah But again, I keep when I about and I barely know what the hell he's talking about when I've been here all the time I don't ever have I was here for it. We've been on every episode

When I wrote this we were supposed to do this a while ago right before the sonic one Yeah, so it was gonna go into oh remember the hate crime the lore The lore is all, it's like when there's like a filler episode in between a couple of episodes and it's like, why did we stop this story line and then we come back to it? Oh big time, Sonic was like the beach episode and so now, yeah yeah now we're back at it. We went to driving school with Niccolo. Now kids are turning to Sonic and Niccolo, that was important. That came in handy later. I kept screaming why don't they drive cars for the entire show?

I'm wearing that pink shirt that says bad man across the back like Vegeta hell. Yeah, baby. That's good stuff There's a guy in squirrel with a gun that has a shirt that says daddy on the back of it whoa That's me. I'm getting shot by the squirrel. Stay tuned for that. Let me know when it says daddy. Oh, that's pretty cool, too That's what I'm in the game And now we can fuck around a little bit What yeah, how long I want 27 minutes he's got a guy here at 1230 Which is bullshit cuz this is one o'clock on the calendar Wow he made calendar Wow I didn't make the calendar I also made I also made the calendar for

Something something October 12th? Saturday October 12th, I can remember if it was 11. Saturday October 12th at 1 p.m. Maybe. We'll be streaming live to our YouTube channel. Nick will be watching football. He'll be watching on one of the other screens. He'll be here. Yeah, Nick will be here, and that's what matters because we will be releasing our merch on Saturday, October 12th, 1 p.m., be here. Merch drop. It's gonna go live at like 9 a.m. No, I have to, no, what, how?

No, before, no, we have to do it, we have to- We're in control now, we'd say when it goes online. I bet he'll still fuck it up. No! Then he can't get mad at nobody though. Right, right. Okay, now I am thinking about how I'm gonna do this mobile and I am nervous Bring a letter if he launches his shirt early. He's walking

That's it. I'm done. I'm done with me I've got enough of this guy Saturday We'll be here at one will be live streaming at one on our YouTube channel because we don't have a twitch channel So just do it on we don't need one That's right. Cuz we got YouTube. So uh, I mean that's watch us live hang out be there. It'll be free for everyone Not the merch the merch isn't the merch is not free. We will have that's we will have the new 100% eat embroidered crop top. Yeah Hopefully we get these in time and Michael can show off how the crop top looks hopefully I won't eat for two days before I nice

Oh Henry Cavill style. I was gonna say Jackman style. We will all eat or drink right? That's who Jackman nice Well, he was never super veiny right? He's not as vascular because he's still drinking water like a bitch boo We promised won't drink water dehydrate yourself. This is the last thing it it's October 2nd, is the last thing I'm drinking till the stream. You're not gonna look too good. I'm gonna look fucking great. Buy the shirt. You're gonna look like Ganondorf at the beginning of Tears of the Kingdom.

Very crusty. Oh no. We'll also have the Intimidator Sauce Monkey shirt, NASCAR style. I love that shirt. It's so awesome. That one rocks. We will have-

And it's trademark free because we avoided it. We did, we did. Also, hats! We will have hats, the brand new, I guess, Phoenix rat? He's the Spice Rat. Spice Rat lives. Yeah, Spice Rat lives rising from the ashes. I would argue he doesn't live.

Resurrected. Isn't he dead? No, he's back. No, he's evolved. Resurrect from the ashes. I would argue he doesn't live resurrected dead. Uh no he's back No, he's he's he's resurrected once got wings now. Yep. We will also have the cinnamon shirt This shirt is a fucking monstrosity. I'm pretty sure this shirt would never have been made not just for with Gracie's approval I'm gonna give a shit about that. We would have made it. She really has no say in this whatsoever Cinnamon's in the public domain at this point. Yeah, but Cinnamon is stardust. But she was like, when is this getting made? I want this shirt.

She has been chomping at the bit for this shirt. The second she saw the design. This shirt is the perfect. It's fucking hideous. The perfect sleep shirt. Oh yeah, so. Buy it in an extra large and sleep in it. Yeah, so that way no one ever sees you wearing it.

Amanda, one of our loyal listeners on the Discord made this fan art. Definitely knows how Discord works. Absolutely. Made this fan art and we bought it off her. Very cool. So check it out, get all that stuff and more. We'll have our original designs and we should have international shipping

ready to go for that as well, which should truly fuck up the whole thing So very excited to see how that works Dude once you start getting such a cool once you start getting awesome. Yeah legal problems with other countries That's how you know you made it. It's having like dead though, right? Cuz he's got like a crown instead of a halo and their angel wings. Well, I just think he's like the king and he's rising Yeah, it's just like he's dead No, no, he's uh, he's rising. He's like he's dead, but... No, no, no, he's a... He's a listener now. Yeah, he is.

It's the same designer who designed... Timothy. Yeah, Timothy who designed the original... Well, he's floating up to hell. That's right. Oh, that's right. Because it's hot. He was bad.

He rises. Well, he's hot, spicy, you know? So it makes sense. So Saturday, October 12th, 1 p.m. Central Time, we'll be here on our YouTube channel streaming live. Who knows how long it'll go, who knows what we're gonna be doing, but this will be the first test that we have of our new streaming capability. Will we test it before? It'll probably be shit. It'll work!

Maybe? If Nick's playing, if Nick's watching football in the corner, I'm playing Tomb Raider. How are you gonna play Tomb Raider? That's fine. I can sit and look in every direction. Camera over here. I can do two things at once. Yeah? I can sit and look Camera over here I can do two things at once I can walk and chew bubble gum baby

Damn, and play Tomb Raider? That's too much for me I'll say look at that booty Are you swimming? Again, again You have to The ride along comes out in two days It's later, we recorded it before

the fun conversation why don't you guys tell me about this large hey welcome to the fandom if you ever wanted to know what a comic book store was like in like 1998 for some reason it's on reddit in 2019 why well I mean vile I don't I don't it's the public square now. I'm not confused even, again, that it exists. I'm confused why someone wasn't in there making fun of them. Right?

Right, right, everybody was agreeing with him and was like, oh, finally. That is truly, finally you get it. It's questionable. Michael was reading some of this stuff to us on the ride along, and Jordan was hiding inside of his shirt. Yeah, no, it's, it's definitely cringe. Yeah, second-hand embarrassment was palpable. It's awful, it's really bad. pretty yeah, it's like an

Palpable it's awful. It's really bad makes you want to play Tomb Raider though. I know dude available now $15 with game pass ooh I'm not a waiting writer. That's I were a pipe dream. You know I mean that's all right You can watch me play it on October 12th at 1 p.m.. Central right here on YouTube That would be awesome if we could start earlier we can tip that in oh fuck just goes It's us talking and then it goes full screen and we're in the bottom. Yeah, dude Yeah, and I'll do that on graphics. Yeah, and then he can also broadcast the the UT And then another legally will take bets yeah, ooh What's on like the monkey betting cap? We were he's got the little like the little thing

We were talking about that earlier I went to home slice last night and I was ordered it's like picking up a pizza and I'd stand behind the quarterback backup quarterback the backup quarterback Archmanning who how is he related to the family? He's paid. He's yeah Peyton. Oh, he's the other one. Yeah Cooper's the one who didn't make it to the NFL. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, so he was there another brother. Yeah Yeah, he looks like them but isn't as athletic. I guess is he on the podcast Yeah, yeah Yeah, oh

He's the best one. He was a wide receiver and he got hurt. Mmm. Chibin quarterback. Uh So I was behind Arch Manning who's the backup quarterback for UT. And it was him, what is he like 18? He's gotta be 18 or 19. Yeah. And it's him with his other friends who were all probably on the team. His henchmen. Yeah his henchmen who were all standing around him in like a semi circle. So I couldn't go up and get my pizza and then it was like.

Yeah they're always blocking dude dude and the the kid who was working at the pizza place was like ready to fucking Get on his knees for this guy. It was fucked up and what pray and just go oh And it was like hey you want this for here to go and it was Six sets of eyes looking at Arch, and he's what do you think Arch? Yeah, and he's like get it for here and the guys like yeah Kill Archman and so that was the conversation That was the conversation between the the other ones it was oh yes it sit inside We get like a table like we put them together and Archman went well eat outside, and then they all went yeah That was the conversation between the other ones. It was, oh, we can sit inside, we can have a sit.

Get like a table, like we put them together, and Archie and me went, we'll eat outside. And then they all went, yeah, yeah, we'll eat outside. And it was like, this sucks shit. You were explaining that, and I said, like the way that they were like, yeah, whatever you want. That's Nick with the food. Every week, everywhere we go,

it's like, what do you wanna do, Subway sandwich? Do you wanna be eaten here or do you wanna go back? It's like, I think, we'll take it back. Go back. Nick is always like, the food henchman. sandwich you want to be eating here or you want to go back? I think take me up. We'll take it back. Nick is always like the foods henchman. Whatever you want, whatever you want. The food's in charge. You want to get put on my food? I'll put you on.

I'll put him on. He's holding up a hamburger? Yeah boss yeah. What's that? Yeah. You want me to eat you? Well if you insist! Take a bite, take a bite, kill em all! He's going joker mode! Hey, let's learn about Einstein Bros maple whatever. Sandwich food. Einstein Bros maple house egg sandwich. Fall for a new fall flavor.

Whoa! Fall for a new fall flavor. Whoa ah cage-free eggs with pork sausage bacon cheddar cheese honey almond cream cheese smear No mention of maple yet, huh? And syrup on a fresh baked maple French toast gourmet bagel told you was in the bagel That also wasn't a bagel! It was a gourmet bagel that didn't look like a bagel and there was no hole in it. It's gourmet because they didn't put a hole in it? No hole! Fuck off.

No hole. Fuck off. Listen, you're on the almond cream cheese schmear. I was going to say, you're on the same side as the guy who's mad about the almond cream cheese, I guess. Also, you know what I say? Put those eggs in cages Walk them up. I want caged eggs. Yeah, I bet they're better. They are better. I bet they're stronger better for you They're a little bit you can taste the fear

I'm gonna phone call okay. I thought he was really upset about me too. I thought yeah Jordan Jordan will not take part in caged eggs. He draws the line here First I thought he was doing a joke and then I went oh he's serious about cage free eggs he left he left the room oh dude this is really gonna push into your 1230 oh no um you want me to fuck up your foot while he's gone yeah I can stab at it you know you're gonna crush at it with shit

oh no that's never gonna get put back right no I can't believe how much it's never moved. Oh, it was oh, and I keep putting it back Oh, okay, also someone was like whoa are they selling those again? I'm like well. No we just put them here You think we're making these you think we're making these It's taking us months to make four more sure you think we're making these fucking things Yeah, dude, Jordan's gonna miss so much lore happening right now and Now I'm done talking you missed so much lore dude got he got dark He was talking about his foot more. Yeah

Right back to his foot. Yeah, do you think all the oldest foot talk is oh, he's going nuts going fucking bananas He's gonna think thank God. I have this desk We kept it was fucked up. We just kept hearing like yeah, I like you just Well also also do you think the whole conversation of arch manning really got him going to love? Right people love the arch manning We're not selling these yet. Everyone's favorite part of the manning is the arch This guy's the golden the golden arch this guy's not me People of our children's underwater booties

McDonald's logo arch manning I learned art day triumph McDonald's logo, Arch Manning, Arc Day Triumph. I love the way the arch sways. Hey, let's check out more information about this week. Alright, here's the press release. Quote, we've held nothing back in creating the ultimate sweet and savory breakfast experience, says Chad Thompson, head of culinary, oh, head of culinary innovation, at Einstein Bros Bagels. We brought in savory pork sausage

and created the new maple French toast gourmet bagel to hold even more syrup, crispy bacon, sausage, and fresh cracked eggs. He's talking about a sandwich. But also the whole time Nick was muttering, is he really? Yeah, he said, you said, we've held nothing back,

and he said, accept taste, is what he muttered. Fuck. Dude, that's my job. Yeah. Yeah, dude. He mentions the sausage, and then mentions the bagel,

and then mentions the sausage again? The sausage is the star of the show here? Is it? Is it? I thought it was the bagel. Is it? Is it? Like, I- I thought it was the bagel is it is it like I I thought it was the sauce until I learned there was no maple in it if you had to and he's pissed about it too he's he's mad about the sauce if you had to pick

the thing where they're like this is like the piece for this sandwich yeah like what do you think the star of the show is besides the bagel no no any of it the bagel is it's gotta be the bagel? No, no, any of it! It's gotta be the bagel, right? I think it should be, I don't think it was. No, yeah, definitely wasn't. I think it's supposed to be, but the whole thing tastes like cinnamon and sausage.

You also keep saying gourmet bagel. Just give me a bagel. I don't know what a gourmet bagel is, but just give me a bagel. Give me the fucking hole! Give me the hole, dude. Give him the hole, dude. Give me the fucking hole! Give me the hole dude. You gotta, give him the hole dude. Dude, I'm with Nick. Give me the fucking hole! I'm with Nick now.

Put your feet together! He's still talking about Tomb Raider. We're talking about bagels. Okay. Alright, we've moved on. I thought he was talking about Arch Manning. He doesn't like any of it. It's weird cause he- Cut him out of the show entirely. It's weird because he can clap and it sounds normal when he did it earlier.

He went... I'm glancing at these reviews. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's the problem? Let's get into it. Last time we had you review the movie. We had the epic saga. Did we not have that again? No, no, no. The curtain fell. Let's get into it. I can't I'll do it. Last time we had review we had you review the movie

We had the epic son of a gun Did we not have that again? No no no The Christmas movie We don't have that because we need to get to the actual review of the food But before we do that we have to hear from you in a segment. We call you Review all right. I'm gonna tell you this Jordan has to be the last one okay, okay? I read the first sentence. Okay, Jordan. Why don't you read the first one and then Michael take the second?

All right, this is from James W. Okay big W for James. It's off to a great start One star for my sandwich bring good Minus one star for being out of creamers and even asking they never filled them. Mrs. Texas had to take it to the counter to get the one we wanted refilled minus one star for being out of sugar. They were out of packets so they brought out a cup of sugar for customers to use minus one star for not toasting miss mrs. Texas is bagel which she specifically asked for minus one star for a filthying miss mrs. Texas's bagel which she specifically asked for minus one star for a filthy disgusting dining room so this is James W. who's mrs. Texas

probably right who is mrs. Texas I don't know she went a beauty fashion or something the review doesn't explain who m Mrs. Texas is at all. He's protecting her identity. So I just want to do the math here. So one star for bringing my sandwich bring good. Bring your sandwich bring good. Sandwich bring good. OK.

So let's say. Let's start at five. Five. OK. OK, so it gets to keep this one. OK, cool. Minus one for being out of creamers. OK.

Minus one for being out of sugar. Even though they brought out sugar in a cup. Right. So you got sugar. Yeah, but also minus one star for not toasting Mrs. Texas's bagel. Okay. Or Mrs. Texas. Uh-huh. And minus one star for filthy discussing dining room. There you go. One star. The math mads up. The math mads up math the math makes me mad and it brings my bagel So I just like all the other stuff minus the minuses If you have a sandwich bring good, that's only one star That seems like it should be more stars simply because that's what you've got what you wanted

Yeah, it seems like the rest of it is all kind of like minor inconveniences Especially for Mrs. Texas. Mostly it's not even James W. being inconvenienced. Right, yeah. Why isn't this from M. Texas? Okay. This is from Todd P. Okay. I came heee to do breakfast for my girls and wife before school

on Valentine's Day. They're weee to people. Wait, this guy cannot find the R key to save his life There two people in the restaurant and the medium roast coffee was empty I asked for some and was told can't you see we were busy I waited 20 minutes still no coffee. In fact, there was... Go ahead! What was there? What was there? I waited 20 minutes, still no coffee.

In fact, there was media six-row Aastinan back in ready to go. This guy doesn't have autocorrect or anarchy. Let me tell you, the word is M-E-D-I-U-SIX-R-O-A-S-T-N-I-N. In fact, there was meaty sixwurst in the back and ready to go! Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot. I was informed, sorry, that is for our catering only. I really want my money back.

Rude and unable to handle your job is no way to work your job Don't know why but when he ends it with like Yeah, it's promoting why so why did that one got me I was tearing up no why did he Why did he come? Why did he come he I came he And he didn't even get to enjoy the media six roasts in the bag How did what were you going for the Post Post

This is a screen name on AOL yeah media six rostin and There's someone you know there's gonna be someone on the discord or a 100% fan Who's gonna be like and my name is media of six rostin and it seems like a news channel Yeah, we're Austin media six roasting in right bring you the weather tune in at nine media six roasting in forecast what so is it supposed to be medium roast in the back yes I think that's what in fact there was medium roast in the back okay ready to go doesn't make sense but how did it in the back and ready to go. Even that doesn't make sense. But how did he hit the 6, the M?

Even if he's, say he's on a keyboard. Fine, that's typing and it's up here. He had no spaces. But what if he's on his phone? They're still not close to each other. It's harder. Yes. You have to open a separate keyboard to make that happen.

Media. Shit, I hit the, oh, sick, fuck, ah, roast, no, ah. There's also three different words there, and there's no space He's just so mad. He's just going his fingers are flying fuming on Valentine's Day. Holy shit. Oh, talk about I can't believe there We two people All right the last one This is from DL. Yeah, I read the first sentence when this is Jordan Someone needs to inform these people that a latte has a definite

architectural proportion much like a columnar facade I Got a latte at this place that was a four dollar cup of warm coffee colored milk black I lived in Seattle for over 20 years I bought a latte off the original Starbucks cart a week after it opened. This guy knows coffee. Dude, he's got the coffee card. Hehehe

I've had every kind of espresso drink in countless types of venues. My purchase at this locale was hands down the worst tasting, most tepid imitation of a latte that I have ever had the displeasure of encountering. And besides dot dot dot who in the HG double L put sesame seeds on a garlic bagel. If I wanted sesame seeds I'd order a sesame seed bagel. Hopefully somebody saw someone. I was hopefully someday someone will open a real bagel shop in Austin and this place can close its doors forever to the collective relief of those Who know better? I Mean I feel like there's sesame seeds in a lot of bagels. Yeah, I would pretty standard. I I like it

I got a coffee off the original Starbucks cart. Why was the Einstein Brothers coffee bad? Who also who put seeds in bag bagels also what is a definite architectural proportion much like a columnar facade I don't know what that means that an insult a definite should I be a definite definite definite definite definite definite definite architectural proportion I went out during that this

yeah I got to that one Much like a columnar facade He's talking about buildings Right, what is he trying to say? We're going to have to fix your columnar facade here But there's a definite architectural proportion We'll fix your columnar facade We'll fix your toilet while we're at it

I've been to Starbucks We're going to tap your shoe No, I'm pissed An eight-hour scaffolding set up my column will fix your column our facade will fix your toilet wall I've been to Starbucks. We're gonna tap your shoe There's sesame seeds on my garlic bagel and they're doing it all on Saturday October 12. Yeah 1 p.m. Central Oh, no tune in to see our proportional column What are you talking about DL? What he Why would you go to this place to get a latte and then be mad about what you got? I got the original star this guy's favorite show or his least favorite show is definitely Frazier

Oh, yeah, because because they're either Pompous and snobby enough for him or they're not pompous and snobby enough That's pretty good. I hadn't thought about it the other way. That's pretty good He either loves it or hates it the the idea that you went to the original Starbucks cart a week after it opened and Then you're mad about this flex coffee. Here's no, none of it makes sense. But who in the H-E-double L? Yeah, dude. That's what he wrote. Trying to keep it.

He wrote it out that way. Trying to keep it PG. So his review can be shared. The kids can read it. This is gonna be on Disney! It's gonna be, Google's gonna manually review it and see if it's suitable for advertising. As an aside, my headcanon is Fr uh, Frasier becomes beast. Oh!

I was like the thing, that was actually Frasier. Yeah, I was like, dude, what a twist. Yeah. Like, it kind of, you know, falls on hard times, and he's gotta go do like a experimental thing. Niles is like, don't worry, Frasier, everything will be fine. Was there some kind of, don't touch the serum. Also, can I have your apartment if you don't make it? It was there some oh, oh touch the serum

There's some kind of have your apartment if you Was there some kind of accident with Eddie the dog, and that's how he became beast oh Cross cross DNA sampling yeah, yeah, yeah, he's half Eddie the dog But he got well it was supposed to it was supposed to be his dad's DNA Jumped on his lap oh with the syrup kind of like a fly situation The machine was shaped like the lazy boy. Yeah, and so the dog was just like home Niles you see with this serum. I shall understand father's love for football I'm watching it being like, this is not... This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I like Frazier before the Beast arc.

Why do you do that? They really jumped the shark, but he turned into Beast. Is he still Beast on the reboot? No, they ended it. Or the sequel? Oh, they fixed him. Oh, they fixed him? He was shaved before every episode.

What do you mean they fixed him? They ended it. He's back to being a man They were we talking about the movies. No Frasier Frasier. Oh in the reboot. Yeah Because they are our own they did bring him back. Yes as beasts. Yes. Yeah, I was confused man And and for whatever reason it was Frasier's no, they unbeasted Frasier, right? Right. Well, there was there was a big time gap Yeah, it's weird They didn't even talk about it. Yeah, they didn't even hint at well There's there's one line where they're like not like your last job right?

He was kind of like hey not so blue these days He's like my boss was a menace Pretty good my boss could read my mind It's not really it's not really thinly veiled or anything. Well that's the review from you guys, but we need the actual review of I forgot about that. The Einstein Bros Maple House Egg Sandwich. So the other places in town that make good,

actually fresh bagels. The other places that also make good bagels is what you meant to say right? That's what you meant to say Right might be tipping my hand early You can tell When you eat this bagel from Einstein Bros. Mm-hmm that they are not made that way it tastes like it was cooked somewhere else and then heated up here and There are flavors in that none of them are maple to me mostly cinnamon mostly cinnamon. Yeah. Yeah And then kind of just like a mess on the inside like too many things going on

I like a simple for a breakfast sandwich. It has to be simple. It can't be too sweet and Just three ingredients bacon egg and cheese. Yeah on a bagel. That's that's perfection to me there's too much going on in this and It it just tastes it tastes like panama bread, you know, it does like yeah fake bread mm-hmm, it'd be you'd be much better served to go somewhere that makes bagels fresh and Get a sandwich from them. Yeah This is my first foray into Einstein Wasn't impressed juice was good. Although we were talking about how fresh this is. There's a sell-by date Oh, no, yeah, cuz it's fresh. Yeah, yeah, right right, but

It's October 4th. Mm-hmm. So if today's the second yeah, and you got a self. That's what that's what disturbs me It is it is plenty of time Concerned about the other yeah, yeah, no you ain't no Jordan you weren't anywhere near this Jordan this can last forever. What's the issue? It's fresh for days. Yeah Fresh for trashed on October 4th. It's like 7-eleven tuna. You just got to check the date. Yeah, so Yeah, my mind's not at ease now by a lot of this stuff, so I didn't think it was very good at all um 40 okay 40% Michael I've been to Einstein a couple couple times and they're not great bagels.

There's just not a lot of options for bagels as you mentioned in Austin. I really, there's really like a couple. There was one other one. You gotta go digging. And I didn't know about about nervous Knicks. But this, this puts it even worse because, and I understand we went there for the sandwich, but I would never make the effort of going to Einstein to not even get a goddamn bagel, right? You're saying it's a gourmet bagel. There's nothing. It's barely bagel. It's a breakfast sandwich. Yeah.

You can get those anywhere. Right. Breakfast sandwiches are everywhere. So if it's an inferior breakfast sandwich, which it is, I don't know why the fuck you would ever go to Einstein Bagels. Just go to somewhere more convenient. Now maybe they're across the street from you. It's not convenient for me.

I'll go for a Not a Great Bagel, because even Not a Great Bagel is a fucking bagel. Right. Um, there was a lot going on. And, my favorite part about bagels, because it didn't make sense, because I'm not Nick, I don't just ignore logic and just put shit on anyway. I wanted to dump some cream cheese on there.

They say there was a... A schmear? A schmear of whatever. I got, I don't know where that was. Yeah. I don't know where there was cream cheese on there. They say there was a smear of whatever I got I don't know where that was Yeah, I don't know where the real I had so much smear It was drooping out of the back was that the cream cheese that was the smear that wasn't even cream cheese that was like sauce I called it. That was sauce. I called it mayonnaise exactly look. That's not fucking cream cheese cream cheese doesn't it's not that Yeah, it was too. It was a fucking sauce. It was very viscous Yeah, so you can call it cream cheese you fuck the cream cheese as well. I'll take regular

I'll take a jalapeno. I want bagel and just fucking lather on I want a lot. Yeah, that's all I want I really don't even fuck. Maybe I'll throw an egg on there most of times. I just want a bagel So this really sucked this was my worst Einstein Bros experience not like Not like fucking horrible. Well, because you didn't get the bagel like you said. No, but even so it's not like a 10. It's not like disgusting food, but it's oh this wasn't very good. And I'm with you. I'm gonna put it disappointing. No hole in the middle. Nick, you're screaming for a hole.

Give him the hole. Give Nick the hole. If you didn't hear him scream that earlier, don't worry he did and then he just cut it out. Give me the hole. Give Nick the hole. If you didn't hear him scream that earlier, don't worry He did and then he just cut it out. Give me the hole Yeah, cuz now it has to Definitely under 50. I'm gonna go 45 45. Okay. Um, I'm gonna guess that's 42 and a half It is 42 and a half all the way 42.5 I think is right in I had this one other time. When my

wife ordered Einstein's I went I'm gonna do that thing cuz I have a feeling we're gonna do it on the show. I want to try it. How does it compare? Does it taste exactly the same? 100% the same. Okay. No difference whatsoever. Okay. Well probably because they made them all at once. Exactly. And they've just been doling them out slowly over time. I knew been doing them out. I know way over time I knew when I sell by I knew when I sell by dates and we were gonna do this episode There were gonna be a lot of problems. I knew I knew it was not going to be well received I everything about it touching people's shoes and stuff

That's why Trying to be fired up gonna start causing problems right off the bat I'm gonna start causing problems right off the bat. But that's the Einstein breakfast sandwich thing. Maybe skip this one. Maybe. But don't skip. Don't skip us. October 12th, 1 p.m. Central.

It's a Saturday. We're gonna be streaming live on our YouTube channel for the release of our new merch. Very excited for you to have that and international shipping. So we're going to get that all sorted out. You can also listen to the Michael Jordan podcast every week. Patreon.com slash 100 percent eat become at least a grackle and listen to that every episode previous and everything. We also put up some random videos for patrons just kind of here and there.

So that's been a lot of a bunch of random junk Yeah, still and then um random gold junk. Yeah. Yeah, there's junk junk gold Oh, I meant junk like the it's like a it's like a Dutch word. It's pronounced junk. Oh It means beautiful. Oh wow. That's so nice, and you can check it out patreon.com You can also follow us on Twitter on Instagram That's so nice. And you can check it out, patreon.com slash 100% eat. I haven't seen any. You can also follow us on Twitter and on Instagram. I think I'm still paying for it though. Good.

I think I'm still paying for it. Thanks man. Hey, really appreciate it. Thanks Mike. Hey, 25% of that goes right back to you. Okay. All right. What an investment.

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Uh... Fall for a new fall flavor page-free? No, no, no, other side! Rate, subscribe, and tell a friend about the show where we eat food and rate the food and give Nick a hole? Whoa! Give him the hole! How did Eric know that was gonna be there? You can't see, he just raised his eyebrows at me. Okay.

I think it's a mistake to put him in that corner. He's distracting you with the claps. He's raising his eyebrows at you. Bye. No! No! Oh!