100% Eat - You Still Can’t Go Inside %% Sonic Witch’s Brew Slush Float

Episode Date: October 1, 2024

Our Heroes go outside the Sonic Burger to order the new Witch’s Brew Slush Float. Does this Sonic drink cause toil and trouble or is does this potion spell magic for the burger chain. Jordan gets into a very special You Review in this one that you’re not gonna wanna miss. Also have you seen Terminator 2 dude? It’s so good. NEW MERCH coming soon. Announcement incoming. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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then when he said and then Sometimes he said like will cut those parts out from this one. Yeah, and then that should work Yeah, a little peek behind the curtain We usually run through the show four or five times and then we use the best takes Yeah each section and Nick Nick Although an audio editor like if you watch the video version on our YouTube Seamless, I don't know how you would never even it's a lot of like well different It's a lot of like you know when they do like reverse shots, but they use different like audio like right

Oh, it's early ADRs. They're using a different take and then When the guys talking but his jaws isn't moving right it's like that it's over here Right. It's not necessarily ADRs, they're using a different take and then the guy's The arm is doing a different thing. And the guy's talking but his jaw isn't moving. Right. It's like that. It's over here and he's going like, You know who's moving? Yeah, we have to get him.

And it's like, yeah. Words are coming out of my mouth. You know, here was- That man's not talking! I notice that all the time. I hate it. I notice it all the time too. They do it a lot in Arrested Development because it's so much editing.

Oh, so improv, yeah. And that's forgivable. It's television. They got a tight timeline. I find it less forgivable when it's in a Martin Scorsese movie. It's crazy when you see it in a huge movie and you're like, that's like,

that's like shit that we would do. I notice it the most in his movies. I think that, I think what it is, because I was watching Terminator 2 today. Yes, you were. A masterpiece in its own right. I mean, that's why I was watching Terminator 2 today. Yes, you were a masterpiece in its own right? I mean, that's why I was a little bit late because yeah, that's why we gave you bonkers amnesty Oh my my wife was like, oh this Terminator live. I'm like if you not seen Terminator 2 she's like, I don't think so And I'm like, well, she's like also I'm hovering over the call divorce lawyer

And then it was like well if she hasn't seen it, to forgive her, there's about 30 more. Yeah, oh boy, I suspect he lives. And then she's going to be like, wow, can we watch Terminator 3 next? He throws in the arm and then the chip, and then he goes, one more chip. And my wife goes, no. But we were watching the movie.

And there are so many stunts in the movie that if you're watching it on the big screen and it's film It looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Edward Furlong if you're watching it in high definition on your TV Your giant TV at home It does not look like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Edward Furlong. It looks like guys wearing masks of Arnold Schwarzenegger What no way? Yeah, it's really bad. But I Think that's a lot of what Scorsese's movies are and everything.

It's like, you were never supposed to see this again. Right, yeah. You weren't supposed to watch this any closer or in higher definition. The cinema was just going to show Taxi Driver and then maybe show it one more time four years later. Right. You know what I mean? Like that was gonna be a-

But you as the viewer were going to see it in the theater one time. Exactly. And so it doesn't matter, you can't, you know, I mean? Like that was gonna be us. But you as the viewer were going to see it in the theater one time. Exactly, and so it doesn't matter, you can't, you know, watching it reverse and everything is like, that's just like not a thing, so it's fine. You know what does hold up though? Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. When he goes down and his hands open,

and then it, when it closes into the thumbs up and it goes all the way down You're just like this is a fucking best movie ever made. It's fucking cool And that movie is so- and the lava's all like And it's crazy how much- and then when the T1000's like When he goes in and it's bird screeching and like he's melting and turning into all the people and the faces and everything Oh, and then the additional context of the first movie Where he is the bad guy the pursuer what yeah to the second movie, where he's the bad guy, the pursuer.

What? To the second one, to where he is like the protector. It's such a cool twist. When he hands Sarah Connor, hi, welcome to 100% Eat, where we talk about Terminator 2. Welcome to Tee Talk. Yeah. When he hands her the thing to lower him down into the lava.

Big old button thing. And it's like such a turn from the first one where it's like destroying him to destroying her to like this whole turn on him where it's like, I'm giving you this thing to end the Terminator is like, this is incredible. It's also like, John was saying.

And really what a great ending to the franchise, right? I know. Right there, can you believe they only made two of them? It's so crazy. Movie style where you just pump them out forever and they did and they still are There's a new Netflix anime Yeah, Terminator zero just came out. I don't know. I'm watching it

What a worthwhile reason to make a second one like no now. He's the guy yeah, yeah That's a good but then he's the guy for the next 40. Yes Yeah, if you if he had to become the good guy When Terminator 1 comes out, and it's just Schwarzenegger looking huge and like and you're like, yeah Show me that What you hang in? Yeah Um, and then so smooth looking he's so perfectly muscular like everybody now that's huge like that like like Hugh Jackman It's like angry. Oh, yeah

That's huge like that like like Hugh Jackman. It's like angry. Oh, yeah He's like always veins the bass dealer. Yeah, I feel and sharp. He's not vascular at all He is fucking huge all smooth. It's all puff muscle, and it's awesome. He looks good as fuck He's a robot. He is of course So in the second one he shows up and she's in the insane asylum or whatever and he turns she's right great Oh, he just has like the shotgun and you're just like, this is the greatest. Oh my god. He tells people, he's like, you can't kill people. He just shoots all their gabs.

You can't kill people, man! Kids just screaming in that. Boy, he's a young boy in that movie. He's so- No! What a career he had too. Oh. I saw a thing that somebody posted on Reddit.

You know what I mean? I saw the massive global superstar he is today. I think people posted on Reddit, they're like, here's Edward Furlong at like 16 years old and the 29 year old woman he was dating at the time. And I'm like, that's, what? What? That's crazy.

Edward Furlong, what are you doing? I don't know about this one. He was doing her. Woof! Duh duh duh duh duh. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. That, uh, that made me a little nostalgic. We had a...

You were dating at 29. No, no, the theme song. Wouldn't be that weird. I'm only 33. Well, I meant when you were 16. That's why it's nostalgic. When we back at the old studio, there was a back entrance that we weren't allowed to really use But it was so convenient that we used it all the time

But you couldn't open it from the outside So we had a secret knock and the secret knock was the Terminator If you're like in the back and working at the computer and you heard That's so cool. You got up and open the door or the Terminator or the Terminator either way either way Sonic burr which is Bruce Lush. Yep. Anyway back to back. Oh, yeah, I just wanted to throw it in there There's a pro wrestler named Kenny Omega, and when he does a big dive to the outside, he knocks the guy out or whatever,

he goes to the middle of the ring, and he goes down into the Terminator pose, and he starts hitting the mat, da da da da da. And then the crowd starts doing the clap, and it's an arena full of people doing the Terminator clap for him to do a dive, and you're like, this greatest that's so it's better than like we're just doing a regular clap it's like THE TERMINATOR! yeah and then also his theme song was One Winged Angel Sephiroth theme from... BOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEBOOTLEB Yeah, well he had it when he would use the sword no, but his finishing move is also called one-wing angel

He's pretty cool. You pull out the sword. He did not pull out the sword now. No one time I think he just didn't rip dicks off at any point. Yeah. Yeah It's really gross it's a terrible noise it makes It's a terrible noise it makes. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Is that the sound it makes or the sound you make when it happens to you? No, no, no, no. That's, I'm imitating the sound as it's happening. It's I'm making the noise. That's what it sounds like to me. It's the closest I can get to it, you know what I mean? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Anyway, we went to Sonic Burger. Yeah, so the Sonic Witches Bruce slush

is the new thing that they have there. Tis the season, I guess? Yes. It's October-ish. It's spoopy season. Are you OK? Shut up. No.

Can we kick him off the show? Yeah, dude. We can kick him. Honestly, better. Legally, I don't think we can kick him off the show. That's right. But call Gracie up, and she'll start letting her feet fly. Dude, we don't have to say anything. She'll kick you six times, and then say, no, I don't think we kick him off the show. That's right. But call Gracie up and she'll start letting her feet fly. Dude, we don't have to say anything.

She'll kick you six times and then say, no, I didn't. I think you did. I'm not even mad. You did kick me. No, I don't think so. Can you at least admit that? Oh, I'm sorry. I don't have nerve endings at the end of my feet.

I don't think you begged the table. That's what you want to order. Steak. Steak Marsala right there. It the table. That's that's what you want to or steak steak marsala right there It's chicken It's what you said. That's what you said No, it's not You fucking clanked when I don't know you must have you must have I'm trying

Here's the thing. She said no evidence, but she's she's simply raising the issue to get people to talk about it She's simply raising the issue to get people to talk about it. She's like a defense attorney, just offering what could have happened. Do you have any evidence? No, but it's just a suggestion. Gracie has to make up stories about clanking so people start paying attention to the clanking. Then so be it. If I have to lie for attention, then I'm willing to do that. Hey, this thing's weird. I actually mixed it. It looks a little blended now. It did not look do that. Hey, this thing's weird. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I actually mixed it.

It looks a little blended now. Yeah, it did not look like that. It wasn't blended at all. I left it here. It's been slowly melting, yes, disintegrating. This is what we're reviewing here today. This slop. Yeah, it looked like boogers, like straight up Slimer boogers. Yeah. I got it. Like you took pictures when it was fresh. It's so green fucking green Now you are saying that it looked like that when we got it which When you watch the ride along you will see that we did not get it. I mean at first Uh-huh, and then I asked the guy I Think there's supposed to be drinks and he went anyway. I don't think so. I don't think so man I didn't see any on there you went right there and be drinks and he went he went I don't think so. I don't think so man I didn't see any on there. You went right there and I looked and he went hmm

Alright, and then I went I'll be back. Yep, and then what and then left to go He was not gone very long which no they definitely were made. They did not make they know It was only like two or three minutes. Yeah, um and then we wanted marinara and that's a lot of all those things That took longer. I think than the well he was punishing us he was punishing us and We were continued to be punished because he only gave us two yeah He was mad at Eric and and then I just well I think I don't care about that He was mad at the way you spoke to him. Yeah, which is like hey, hey, what's up? No? I was like hey, my guy man. Thanks. Hey cool cool big big dog. Hey

Yeah, that hey bud. Yeah, hey, bro, so guy Brother, how do you do fellow kid? Yeah? I talked to him. It's fine. It's normal. Oh, can you eat us a couple of marinara sauces my big dog? I forgot I went to that a stupid. Yeah, I went to the dentist earlier And you just stole a tooth from the dentist just stole your dude. This is just like inside my head That's gotta go back in there man. Yeah, they put that back. They they fucked up by taking that out. I Insist you it actually and tell them that that reminds me. I swallow the two ones. Oh, that goes what yeah It was a baby tooth. They come out your poop. It was really small

So I have no idea but like I was a really loose to it when it came out again Oh, so I have no idea but like I what it was a really loose to it when it came out I'm not great. Oh my god. Oh my god. I got this small take on the second try I'm trying my stomach. Are you doing? I'm trying to put it back My stomach acids are getting stronger What this what this tooth to be a part of me again um? We were we were just at a wedding up in Pflugerville recently Dan Grushy was there uh-huh and they were they were serving pizza teeth no teeth

But but the edict comment reminds me we they were serving pizza at the end of the night Which was pretty fucking good. It was I had like six like dude I there was also these fried chicken sandwiches that were like they were huge. They were monstrous. They were so large after after a dinner, by the way, it was very, very classy, very sophisticated. And then they said, yeah, like tiny little crackers with like goat cheese. Very classy dinner at a very classy place in Flugerville and then it was kind of like around nine-ish or something.

Yeah. Usually like, it's like, it's like when people scramble to bust out scraps. Yeah. You know, it's like when a party's going, like, people getting mad, let's have, let's grab some shit food. Yeah. It was like, it was like that time, but awesome food. Oh, it was, it was the craziest.

It was the pizza and chicken burgers, and I'm like, bro, I could've eaten this for dinner. Huge pieces of cake. Why are you holding out on me? It was fucking good. The dinner was such like a big portion too, that like they brought this food out later, and it's like, I don't know that I can eat any of this, and you take a bite and you go,

well, I don't know that I can not eat any of this. I mean, look at it. But anyway, Dan was eating some pizza, and right at the end of the last bite, he dropped a pizza crust, and he was having a conversation with his partner about who should pick it up. And just kind of looking at it. That's a regular thing you talk about.

Just kind of looking at it. And he's looking at it and he's just fucking around. And he finally picks it up and he puts it in a napkin. And I went, dude, come on, man, can't waste that. And he went, yeah, yeah, yeah. Off the the floor I was like yeah I went I went that's something I would do so something you would convince someone to do yeah did so right before I flew back home from Pflugerville uh this actually fell such a long flight yeah this actually north dude it's way north it's

almost in round this actually fell out of my head. Right. Oh no, there it goes again! It's a little jumping bean. Really, really hopping. This actually fell out of my head right before, and then I had to carry it home, and then go to the dentist. Like Gracie?

Yep. I've been holding it. You go to the dentist, what's it? Why is your hand so greasy? It was so greasy. Why is it so greasy? But I went and I was eating pizza. An hour before I came here today, I got a permanent crown put on. Whoa.

And they're like, don't eat sticky food. So I really hope this wasn't sticky. It wasn't very sticky. It was not sticky at all. No, it wasn't very sticky. No, it was wet. And it's a drink. But then the little balls in it.

Those drinks are, huh? But the balls inside of it. Isn kind of crazy me up at night, dude That's why you only that's why you only get five hours of sleep The balls Where are the drinks wet put another way to blanket on him? Why the food go up in NOOOOO! The little balls of Nick

Nick pointed out, it's a Boba drink It's a tapioca little ball I mean we'll get into it but it's a slush right at Sonic that make their slush drinks but then there's ice cream thrown in it and then there's little Boba balls and then there's ice cream thrown in it, and then there's little boba balls. Yeah, it's gonna have boogers So what you got burgers nothing but boogers, dude. I put them in there does the slush did their slushes usually have ice cream?

No, no, no a concoction that is that's the witch's brew. It is a float technically Yeah, so that is- Can it be? Remember, was it in Flugerville we were talking about this man, or was it here? I don't remember, but something happened and I was going, woo! Yes, and I was like, he's gotta do that all the time now,

right, like in his life. We were saying that he probably does it around his wife and there's gonna be one time where his wife goes, that's enough. Yeah. Yeah, one time. I also said, I said I'm sure there's a moment where his wife goes, that's enough. Yeah. Yeah. One time. I also said, I'm sure that I said, I'm sure there's a moment where his wife's like,

let's go upstairs. And I was, and then she goes, nevermind. His, his wife, Nick, you were the talk of the party between Eric and I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, Jordan, you might've been mentioned too. I don't remember. Honestly, I hope not. Nick's wife made him clean out his office and bring his dumbest shit of 2021 over here. So... Congratulations, Nick, on a high honor. Where's the guns out there, too, though?

I asked him where this came from, and he went, Oh, next to the gun. And it was like, what are you talking about? He just said, I, you said, where'd you find it? He said, next to the gun. Next to the gun? Like, dude, what are you doing? That was crazy.

Hey, it is, it is a night shoot. Do you want to just turn this into a Michael Jordan? So this is a really old thing that a fan made and sent to us and it is a face jam gun It's modded it's a modded there's stickers on it. Yeah. No, it's got fucking modded. It's got like these Don't shoot no no trigger discipline is just Yeah, it's just the disciplines up here. Yeah, he's doing it up here, and then he uses Dude I really like those balls Perfect bounce back it's cool. Oh my god. Yeah, it's got a good shot and also like powerful

It's so much better than a dart it is You know just pull the pull the thing back. Okay, the orange thing no no there's a button. Yeah, yeah Yes, that thing you touch the thing. Oh cute. It's cool. It goes We got guns sick Yeah, anyway, so watch yourself. Yeah, but that's what hey, I'm watching That's what Nick brought in with his dumbest shit award so wow Good stuff holster this bad boy for thanks man appreciate it. Hey you guys have past experiences We're not going inside the restaurant saw guy go in today You don't even have to I I can come in no problem, and they said oh you're certainly invited to but it's almost ready

We'll bring it out to you. That's the sort of service that we hear as Sonic was not almost ready, and he went oh, okay And then he said I'll choose to sit outside rather than coming in I'll sit outside We heard the whole conversation I'll sit I'll sit outside on this bench next to an employee on his lunch break right Yeah, it was cool. You sit outside with the employees you sit inside It's a welcoming environment. It was definitely a guy going. Go and trying to get, parking in the, here's where you get the mobile order section, getting out of his car, going to the door,

opening the door, being admonished, sitting outside and then they brought him his food. You mean celebrated. No. Yeah, it's like when a prince tries to do his own laundry and they go, stop! There's no need. Please tries to do his own laundry and they go stop There's no need we have have a seat we have service on the throne. That was kind of like that I went to I went to Windsor Castle in Pflugerville and I had a cup of coffee with me the whole time and I had never felt more

American the whole like I don't know what it is about like being there. I wanted to whip it against a window I just wanted to like create like an incident. There was something that was like, it's like I'm not even particularly proud about this country or anything, but like there was something about it right. You had the power to make a scene. Yes, I was looking around at all this stuff. And that's the power of being an American. It's all this stuff on the inside.

I have to out American other Americans when I'm at home. There was up in Pflugerville, you can do whatever you want. Exactly. You look around and you go, none of this stuff is yours. And I'm going gonna give you one more I just want to like yeah, I also I want to know where you got a cup of coffee Oh, it's all espresso up there Americano, and it was so Embarrassing yeah, I had like oh, I like six cup of tea cups of tea. Oh, dude. I'm not

Every time we were in Flugerville going can we get tweeze and they would Say they kept saying what are you? And they talk like that Going to get going to get a Coffee and being an American going can I get an Americano and it's just the look of like, can I get a Mii? Of course. Yeah. Stupid.

It was fun going into a little shop and everything's like, it's 99 peas. Yeah. How cute. Little peas. I don't know why they do that in Flugerville. It's really weird.

Well, it's like different economy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Flugger bucks. Yeah. That's what the pea stands for. It's like buying stuff for Mickey Mouse. It still starts with a P though. Oh man. I'm glad that we're back on American soil drinking this American drink.

Yeah. Well, we'll find out if we're glad about it. Do you want to learn about Sonic Burger? Past experience with Sonic, which he said Sonic Burger, it's just Sonic. Sonic Burger. I think we've talked about it. Food bad, apps good. Okay, so we talked about it before in this. Because it's just a drink, we're like,

do we wanna get some food? Which we usually do. And we got like a couple of like these like wraps and we got some mozzarella sticks, some cheddar peppers and whatever. God, those mozzarella sticks are so good. I had listened to the previous episode, which we'll learn about in the fact section,

and Michael had almost made like a declaration in that episode where he's like, I kind of want to ban like burgers. Oh, did I say that? Okay. You're like, you said it earlier and I was like, what a great idea. That is-

Never doesn't usually come up with those. Now it's making sense. You said, because after the last thing we ate, you're like, I kind of want to, like not Sonic, just burgers from there. Well, it says those right here Sonic burgers Uh-huh. No, that's Sonic burger, right? And those are banned that place is down Sonic is not the burgers are banned Sonic. The hedgehog is still he's going strong. All right, I'm Sonic

The restaurant is good. Yeah, you know like burgers bad. That's knuckles is oh I'm starting to learn a lot. Which one's on it Sonic's edge. The one that gets fucked. Yeah Oh, I'm starting to learn a lot which one's on it Sonic's edge one that gets fucked yeah Wait guys why you think she's got big hammer Hammer time bonk smash That you saying that right now that I said that reminded me of like when when I saw Someone like mocked up the I used to listen a face jam. Yeah, I was like that's the fucking funniest thing That's awesome, and then you're and then they're like yeah, you said yeah, that was like yeah, I used to listen to face jams here. I was like, that's the fucking funniest thing ever. That's awesome. And then you're, and then they're like, yeah, you said that.

Yeah, that was, I said that? That's even cooler. You were, you're like, dude, I'm hilarious. That's great. Should say I used to like, like scribbled on there. And I went, oh, that's a great. So I just made it like, whoa, hell yeah. I've been disarmed.

Oh no. My gun fell. And we have some new merch coming out soon. So you keep saying that for a long time. Yeah. It's beginning, it's beginning. Where's Gracie's goddamn's got like I said it like the beginning of October. He dunts. Yeah, but where is it? Where? And oh yeah, I got this 100% eat.myshopify.com. Are you sure that's the name of it? No, I have no idea This is like the store.100% eat.com. Youtube.com. What is it? Uh-huh?

You were falling apart. I was trying to get people to check out 100% Eat Presents Review Week. There's going to be some prevention coming up, you'll see. 100% prevents us making any money. It was so, oh boy. That was rough. It was rough. Hey, let's learn about Sonic Burger.

Let's get into some Sonic Not Burger facts. Our last Sonic Not Burger episode as Face Jam was January 16th, 2024, where we ate the peanut butter bacon burger and shake. It received an average rating of 8. What the fuck? Dude. I don't think we liked it. So, I'll tell you this, I have no memory of it. Not that long ago. No, here's, here's what it was. Here's what it was. A burger where you got the bacon sucked.

Jordan, you were mad. There wasn't enough. You just kept going. No peanut. Yeah. You kept going. Like I just kept waiting for peanut butter. So peanut butter, but there were a million onions. Remember all the dice onions are like a million dice onions on this memory. It's coming me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so that's when you, after the whole thing, Gracie was also on that episode with like no microphone, I think, just going like, I don't even like these. It's so funny to go back and listen to that episode, which actually helps us because we own all of that stuff. Go back and listen to that episode. It's so funny to listen to how Like Gracie's there, but it's like when she's not full Gracie No, and it's like it's like when she was literally wasn't fully grown yet

No, no, it's like it's like when Nick is on kind of like at the beginning and it's like here's some laughter But like nothing crazy and now it's like it's like so much that it's so fun. You don't have to describe Gracie Okay, I mean you could describe her as Gracie She's Gracie Yeah, really I think I think what you meant to say was she's just a girl. Oh, yeah, definitely dude in the world Yeah, she's just a girl in the world It's hard to drive It's hard to do a lot of no parking brake. Just live it. Yeah, all right

Next fact quick to be seen as important Oklahoma put out a list called quote Some people don't know that Oklahoma was the first to do these 12 things quote could not care less The list includes that Sonic burger not what it's called started in Shawnee, Oklahoma in 1959 and quick trip in Tulsa in 1958 also on the list Oklahoma was the first state to allow nitrogen for executions Thanks, Oklahoma our most confusing state The first oh no, that's it That's the end of the fact right it's a period

what Way to go guys. Nitrogen? Is that good? Was that, was that recent when we were running out of the uh... Probably? It might as well just be a thing like- The billion dollar drugs?

Yeah. Yeah, they were probably just like- That's like one company makes it turns out. Oklahoma was the first state to actually do the thing that Sarah Connor does where she sticks the needle into like the bleach and then stick it into that guy's neck and she's ready to kill him the whole time. But you know what happened? That guy did not get COVID.

No, there you go. Uh-oh. Because he's dead. You're gonna find out 100% prevents next week the bleach in the neck. Not so bad after all. We're trying things to see what works. We're just sticking things inside ourselves in various places.

Think about it. Think about it. We do this podcast long enough that we eventually go get our prostate exams for an episode. That, there you go. It's right around the corner. And then we go right around your corner. We just do this long enough Down the street for me.

People are paying attention to us and then we take a hard right. We just do this long enough. Down the street for me. People are paying attention to us, and then we take a hard right. We just start going like, oh, ivermectin, inject bleach, and then people go like... But not those things, like, we'll come up with our own. We'll come up with our own! And get rich doing it. That's the most important part. All I've heard is that some other country will pay you so much money to just say whatever they write on a piece of paper and I'm willing to do that. Flugerville will pay you billions.

Imagine if suddenly we go real hard on the pro-Flugerville stuff. Yeah. Oh, dude. If guys actually, if you think about it as like a suburb of Austin, it's not that far. Yeah, not that far. Round Rock is our greatest enemy. Honestly, I think Lugerville is well within their rights to annex Round Rock. The Rock isn't even that round.

It's not round. Think about it. I'm going to put 200% tariffs on Round Rock. This is a great idea. I really think that we're plotting a a course. It really helped the economy What is a country that we? You wouldn't really expect to start dishing out money for like Pro sentiments to be out there. What's it called the mall? Is it like the moldy the mall? Yeah, yeah, where is that?

I think I get in the Indian Ocean. Let's do that. Yeah, we do that. It's a good vacation Oh, you think we get Elgin money Elgin money Oh They're pretty far, right? I mean, I mean they're east. Yeah, that's pretty far out. That's pretty far to the right. Yeah on the map Keep going. What do you hit? College station. Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah Talk about being right They got their own private army up there. Yep. Mm-hmm and that dog that if it barks it lets you go home or something?

Yeah. But we're going to turn it into like if it barks you get executed. Yeah. With nitrogen which was first used in the state of Oklahoma. Isn't that like really painful? Oh probably. Yeah. I would think so.

Well I'm glad they're proud of that. They put it on the list. It might be easy to assume that Sonic's trusty pals introduced the second and third games... Uh-huh. Hey, hey, hey. I didn't write this. Keep going. Alright. It might be easy to assume that Sonic's trusty pals introduced the second and third games are from the same species as the main man himself. But that's not right at all. Tails is a fox and his full name is Miles Tails Prower.

But Knuckles? He's an echidna. That's an egg-laying mammal. This is a Sonic hedgehog fact. Now you understand how confusing this can be. Because all of a sudden you're talking about Sonic, you're saying it's a Sonic burger. The most confusing part was how you wrote that. Yeah, I wrote that yeah, the only one confused was you right now now if it helps This is a Sonic hedgehog Sonic Sonic

Introduced second game Is a Sonic hedgehog fact Also, it's not so I'll burger tails prowler. It's just miles prowler. Yes No, I agree to put it in quote and now to be fair when your team right thing Yeah, I get with the team that that's right there. I didn't write that part. Okay, that's from the team the team Your team's tooth came right out the tooth wrote it. Yeah. Well the tooth, okay, dude Can I just say real quick? I don't know. I don't know anyone whose teeth fall out of their head more than I don't know. I don't know anyone whose teeth fall out of their head more than

The same teeth you know what I mean, it's not like all his teeth. It's like that that teeth fell out again And he was like oh hold on I got come my dentist my tooth just In his face My circle Oh, I totally forgot that I was with you when that happened. Yeah, his dentist is in his Fave 5. Is it in my circle? Who's in your Fave 5? Do you guys not do Fave 5 anymore? I still have my Fave 5. My wife gave me one of those phones that only lets me call 5 people. And one of them is like, it's sad but they're real big and easy to read.

Yeah, there's 5 buttons and it's my Fave 5. Press 5 and it calls my dentist. And they're all my top eight I forgot who's with you in that teeth explode you didn't even live here yet it was so long no it was very funny oh my god this is a bottom one now it's fake and it's loose and the dentist told me I don't know if I can fix that and I went well that's all all I want to hear You're a dentist. You're the only kind of person that goes with this. It's just you get a fake one What's that cost of fortune? That's why I that's why I just did it the one time and I went well

That was dumb cut your losses and that's why that's why I've been missing a tooth for like years Oh, I have a missing one up here because of that. Yeah, sway in the back. I don't need it, but I've never noticed Yeah, I'm saying to last you I've never noticed. Yeah, I have a second to last, yeah. I've never noticed. Same. It's the same. How many teeth you got? OK, good. I had an abscess.

It was just like too big. And I was like, we just got to take the tooth. I did the, had the same thing. And they're like, you could get a, what's it called? You can do a dental implant. Or you can do an implant. And they're like, it'll cost thousands. Oh, it's like $1,000.

It's like $3,200. And I'm like, and now what happens if I don't do that? Yeah, like well nothing yeah, how will impact me it won't in any way and I went good and just do it now still eat They're going to be people they're gonna be people in the comments They're like actually this is what's going to happen, and it's like oh, you could be right But I said of this go to hell exactly absolutely agree with you. Yeah, go to hell Maybe fuck yourself could be could be the thing that's 100% preventing. Yep.

Okay! Now we're talking! You might start getting stronger. I might start getting stronger, baby. Well, teeth is bones, and bones is calcium, so somehow you're getting stronger. That's good. In 2023, a Northwest Nevada Sonic Knot Burger owner slash operator was ordered to pay a $70,000 fine stemming from child labor infractions.

Here we go. Here we go again. Such as, I guess not limited to, hiring a 13 year old and having 16 year olds operate manual deep fryers. Oh boy. They were also ordered to pay two teens $274 in overtime pay.

They were denied. The children yearn to return to work and the government frankly is denying them. How else are we supposed to do this good podcast if a 15 year old isn't in danger after working 65 plus hours while being denied money? SMDH, this is why eggs are $4, right JD? Mm-hmm. Think about it. The prices are going up. Do you think you could not go crazy for three minutes? Daddy has to work. Don't hand me the double-dou- don't hand me the two dozen carton now you've you've screwed me

You've handed me this and I now have to go with it. I said no props No props, and now I'm standing in front of signs that say they're 299 It's and if I have to lie about the price of eggs to finally get the media to talk about it I will I will lie for attention. I'm not above it Yeah, I have no scriples you ever go up to an employee at a business place and go hey you work here How long you been working? Uh-huh hi, I'm even Work hi. I you work here. Yep. You work here. Yeah. Hi. I'm JD Vance. I'm running for vice president. Okay, cool What donuts do you want sir I don't know

whatever makes sense whatever makes sense can't find the worst customer they dealt with oh yeah definitely give me the regular one whatever normal people get thanks sir get out do you have a donut without a hole is that something but not but not filled my wife will not let me have it Women

Dude they're gonna be so taken care of their nerd their worries will be gone. They're gonna just they're gonna be nice and happy They're gonna be nice and happy. They're not even be thinking about donuts Okay, don't be the least of the don't be the least of it. They're just gonna be nice and happy and docile and just like You know just kind of in a state of euphoria If it's a to a guitar speak it women you will be glamored Okay, I may have ripped through the whole first book while I was in Pflugerville I'm well. I'm into the second and I'm staring down the barrel of a whole lot of new You're learning ology

Thinking about my wife will let me have a doughnut with any cream in the middle and you don't win So fucking funny Oh all our wives do this to us! Okay There's a normal thing that happens to all of us Am I right, Phillip? Oh curse our shared experience I'm so normal Oh, I'm so normal! I hate my children!

I hate them and their Pokemon! Stupid Pokemon cards. Your drink has turned into nothing but ice cream. Yes, it's just ice cream. The cream has been taken over. It's been absorbed into the center of the cream. I wonder if it tastes good now. Finally, the final fact.

In 2022, former employees claimed one of the managers at two Texas Sonic not burger locations Made sexually inappropriate comments and unwelcome touching so they filed a lawsuit with the EEOC In response to the lawsuit lawyers for the sonic locations denied the harassment allegations and jurors found the manager did not harass the women based on sex fantastic based on that's the ruling is based on sex they were definitely harassed you were absolutely harassed but not because you're women you moron oh cool and that's the finding of a jury yeah but shockingly in Texas dude

Wild They probably think they didn't go far enough Yeah, like they're like well you weren't you weren't harassed based on sex and we find him guilty of not going far It's just 12 people on a jury going like that happens to me work every day. What's the deal? It's probably them going I do that at work every day. I don't think yeah Wow, why this guy guilty? I'm good right well. I do that so yeah, yeah, hey If he's guilty lock me up Okay, bailiff

I used to be one of you Are you okay? He's he's all scratched Women it made me choke so bad. He gets to he laughs and chokes whenever someone says women. It's a weird thing Hey, what's this women? That was different didn't choke no my This this lawsuit Where they said you are harassed and then you lose the lawsuit is

Isn't that what? Let me just read this again. Okay, make sure I'm sexually inappropriate comments and I'm welcome touching. Uh-huh. Okay, those are crimes File the lawsuit with the EOC. Yeah, those are those are the crimes. Yeah, but he didn't do it because you're women What does that mean as as Lestat would say the the interview with the Empire, debatable. Oh! Debatable. I'm getting in all the things that people are talking about now. Ladies, I'm watching and reading what you're watching.

I am in the know. Louis sucks. No one likes Louis. It's all about Lestat. Hot takes. Claudia, burn her up We don't care is that Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise? Uh, I don't know the movie fucking sucks balls. I think there's a movie

No, I know by the only way I can Tom Cruise is the start. Oh, okay. It's the start Is he knows he knows he's fit He's fit they say list that a lot in the movie because they don't care. And they barely have accents. They're just like, hey what's up, we're French. I'm Tom Cruise. Did you know?

I'm not gonna do much. Did you know Brad Pitt was a producer on The Departed? What? Did you know that? He was a producer on a movie I just watched recently. What was it? The Wolfs. It wasn't The Wolfs.

No, nobody saw that. I saw a recently. What was it the wolfs? It wasn't the wolfs now nobody saw that I saw a trailer for it, and I was like okay This could be fun the trailer kept going and it was more of the same boy boy And I was like no gotta give me something yeah, yeah, yeah, this could be fun. It certainly isn't yeah Oh, okay, cool cool. I like George Clooney Michael Clay, great movie. Yeah, I just found out Brad Pitt produced. I'm gonna look up what this was. He just produced The Departed and then when he won the Oscar,

he was told not to go on stage to accept the Oscar. He was in Fight Club? What? What? That's crazy. No, no, I thought that wasn't real. That's Ed Norton. I thought that wasn't real.

He was the executive producer of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. What? Really? Wow. So when it wins an Oscar, is he gonna be able to go he's not gonna be allowed Wow Damn Yeah, why did he produce that? That's really weird That's not that's really that just doesn't seem like his wheelhouse. Yeah, but

He's also a producer on three body problem and like a bunch of other random stuff. What was three? Oh, that's a good show Show everyone's bugs. It's Netflix show. Yes, where the game of Thrones is in it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Sam yeah. Oh, yeah, he is in that Sam wise. Yeah, Sam wise Tarly. Mm-hmm He was an exact Nick was about to Nick was about to correct us. Yes He just he just went like maybe he was being sorry. Sorry. He was an exact picture on Moonlight. I want to try something okay. Oh Wow it's damp it was damp and that's pretty good. I just had to be just detonated the whole goddamn Oh, no, no I dampened into that's true Jordan. Do you want to learn about the food? Yeah? I'll we'll get to this cool

Together yeah, we'll fuck you whatever stand like terminator to the nerd like transformers transforminators I Don't know Witches brew slush float the witches brew slush float combines the tartness of green apple flavored slush with salted caramel bubbles See topped with sweet creamy soft serve and finished with even more salted caramel bubbles for an extra burst of flavor I told you you I told you you're gonna be upset with the body. I would also I would also argue topped Mm-hmm they were that ice cream was in the goddamn middle. Yes, well Yeah, and then it was top well, I'm saying that was top and then it was finished

Yeah, that shit was in the center. Yes, it was it was yeah weird. It's like they put more green shit on top Yeah, they they dump some boogers on top. Did that read to you a salted caramel? No, they were awful They weren't like tapioca like balls. They were the balls. They were like they were like the bursting pearls The goddamn green juice was the sour part Wait, what? Hang on. He just brought the balls with the sour? Did you think the balls were sour? I thought it was all sour. Am I sick?

Yes. For many reasons. I thought it was all sour and also nothing in here smells. 100% eat does not prevent whatever's going on with him. Well, we're using him to learn how to prevent it from others. He's like adaptive AI technology. He's the monkey pig. Monkey pig. Press release. Quote, Witch's Brew is our twist on a caramel apple that stands out from the crowd with its unique blend of seasonal flavors and textures," said Mackenzie Gibson, vice president of culinary and menu innovation

at Sonic. This hauntingly good creation not only captures the essence of the Halloween season, but also delivers a deliciously fun experience that's truly one of a kind. Which is brew is sure to become a seasonal favorite. I doubt that's true. I don't think that's true at all. Do you look at this and go, basically it to become a seasonal favorite. I doubt that's true at all Do you look at this and going basically? It's like a candy apple. Did you think that absolutely? I did not You know what really sells it the ice cream. Yeah, I just like a candy. Yeah, I love it's a drink

I love fuck are you talking? What are you saying candy apples are not wet if it was I'll tell you that much. That's where they went wrong No, that's no. They don't get drunk. What are you talking about? Don't get drunk. No, no, no, no, you know when you bite into a candy apple You go through the caramel through the apple into the ice cream. Yeah, I always eat my candy apples with a straw That's what the white thing in the middle Oh the green is the worm. Yeah If this was just the green slush whatever with like the little

Caramel deals like all throughout it that would be closer to what they're going for the ice cream Yeah, but they needed a third thing. Oh the ice creams the only good part of this thing It is the ice cream is the only thing that I enjoyed through this whole it's a real shame that the other stuff is there We think you don't know yeah Don't jump don't don't jump to conclusions. Don't jump to conclusions. You could see a 95 coming. Right, because what you're talking about is the actual review of the food.

And what we need to get to first is a segment where we hear from you, and you review. And I think- You only found two. Oh, you fool. Michael, I think you should read these first two. First two. Oh, interesting.

Oh, I'm waiting. A Shyamalan twist? All right, I'll read these first two. First two. Interesting. Oh, I'm waiting. A Shyamalan twist? All right, I'll read these first two of two listed. Angela D, this is the second visit to this location because of the convenience to my hotel. First visit. First visit. Ordered tea and it had been soured for hours

and you can tell. Called them the next morning, they replaced. Okay, cool. I'll give them another chance. Round two, the food is completely inedible. Do you think that's hyperbole? Do you think it was really completely inedible? Yes, because I think there's something wrong with her ordered tea and it had been soured for hours.

Yeah, don't you hate when you get sour tea? Yeah, talk to him about it. What did? Yeah, you know that tea was all sour right? Yeah, what what what does what is sour tea? Also called them in the next morning called them Hey, oh, you gave me some also, but also about sour tea You've already claimed that you've gone there because of the convenience next to your hotel. Just go there She's a go-back. I'm calling to your hotel. Just go there. Just go back. I'm calling for my hotel.

I don't really want to walk down the two steps. Are you saying that the tea had been pre-milked? I don't know what- And then the milk had soured? Because that's what milk does. Right. But that's not what you order from Sonic Burger. Look, I'm not Angelina D.

Okay. I just don't know what sour tea is. I'm also not Lugana S. I swear thought that's a lasagna. It's on yes Lanzon is I've literally been sitting here probably hasn't been Probably not literally it means not I've literally been sitting here for 45 minutes waiting for a grilled cheese sandwich stop right there why? You could have made one huh? They're good there. It's bread and cheese Nick this is a guy this is a guy who thought the you would wait 45 minutes okay I press the red button again just to try to get a refund but of course there is no answer don't even try to get

service through the drive-through window there's no one there also there is a huge concrete post that you can't see in the drive-through lane and last time I came I scraped the side of my rental car on it as it seems hundreds of people have done before me now I'm out $2,000 to Hertz wait wait wait They're putting those things everywhere popping up you can't see I insist I'm not a bad driver I said see hundreds of people you can see the the bodies in the wake of this of this poll What what do you think led them to believe they hit it they go hundreds of people must have done this you can tell by the evidence I've been waiting for my grilled cheese sandwich for 45 minutes, and now I am I now I'm out

$2,000 I've been waiting for my grilled cheese sandwich for 45 minutes, and now I'm I know I'm out dollars This grilled cheese cost me a fortune fucking crazy that I just don't understand That's also what you also post also. There's a huge You can't see Wait if it's huge why can't it's huge and if you're not looking, you won't see it. You have an oxymoron on there. This thing is huge and invisible, dude. This giant fucking wall that you don't know is there.

If you're on your phone like I was, it comes out of nowhere. I'm furious about my grilled cheese driving in circles right in the middle of the wall. I was typing this because I was waiting for 45 minutes. If it's 3am and you're high as fuck waiting for a grilled cheese sandwich and you shouldn't be driving and you're sleepy and stoned and you're on your phone and you hit this wall that you can't see you're out two thousand bucks The car all right now. Here's the here's the question. Yeah, there's the two of two

What's for Jordan? Jordan oh God for real we got to get out of here at some point. Oh, don't worry. It's too side. Jesus Christ I'm really glad that I read these two. This should be its own episode. Now here's homework. Now. Here's the thing I have to read Jordan's Akatars Jordan. I always you wish you know Bella how many times did they say nipples? Well, it really kicks off in the second It's yes say nipples. Well it really kicks off in the second one. I'm gonna be honest with you. Yes it's a very exciting start if you're waiting for shit to happen the whole first book it happens a little bit but you get into that second one.

It gets going. Sucking nipples, biting nipples. I just want you to know that I read this. You hate me? And I went, Chorg's gotta read this one. Dude. It's, hey, if it wasn't worth it, I wouldn't have done this. Is there not a character limit on this? Clearly not. On Yelp, you can go insane mode. For fuck's sake. Okay. Alright, here we go. This is from Jen T.

Oh, I thought it was gonna be from Tamlin. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I'm kidding. He's high lord of the spring court. One of the worst food experiences in my life. I've been going back through old receipts I've saved, the pile of experiences I just have to share with the world, and I finally come upon Christmas at Sonic. Dun dun dun. Man, if bad experiences could compete in the Olympics this one would surely take gold for the US and much like the real world

Sports left me screwed without permission So winky tongue face Let me read that line again. I don't know and much like real world sports left me screwed without permission so winky tongue face like real world sports left me screwed without permission. So, Winky Tongue Face. I mean, I kind of get what he's applying. Uh-huh, yeah. Winky Tongue Face. Uh-huh. Okay, so that's the first part.

That's paragraph one. Yes. Act one. Uh-huh. Act two. I ordered a few burgers, stating that I wanted ketchup, mustard, and pickle. We went back and forth, the person at the comm and me, saying it a few times over. At first it was quick as one does when they're ordering a meal at a takeout window.

Then it was slowly tossing on a little smooth jazz with a fellow with a smoky language drawl said things like tangy ketchup, um yellowy mustard, and thick hand cut? Question mark, pickles. You know, a sexy version. You get it. Anyway, my point was that it was said numerously, and the gist was got, completely. Eric, were you on the other side of the- Is this guy from Fleurville? This would totally be Eric just going, yellow mustard. Oh, keep it going, Jordan.

But the gist was got. Yeah, of course. Completely. Completely. So, advance to the window to pick up to that spot you pull up that spot you pull into the you pull into so you can check your order because you've been Burned before and you know that you don't dare drive home with that bag without checking because how many times have they done it wrong? Sonic and sure enough wouldn't you know it? It's in that spot that you find tomatoes lettuce onions and special sauce

And it's always the freaking special sauce that kills things. Oh, you can't get that off with a crowbar and a hammer. They trawl that stuff. By the way, this is a parenthetical at this point. They trawl that stuff onto the bun so thick, it just hangs there shellac to hell and gone. It's really what you find on top of that though, that makes you laugh. tangy ketchup the yellow

We mustard and the thick hand cut pickles, and that's that what does this person say I don't mean But I can't tell you what's going on It seems like they got the stuff they wanted no right no it's always the special Goddamn the special sauce No more wire hangers I'm maybe halfway through Keep it going and so you pull back around talk to the clown nose You know what I mean uh-huh and tell them that what you got is not right uh-huh. You're nice about it though

I mean we're making sandwiches here not war So you just say that what you ordered was ketchup mustard pickles, and that was it finto That's not the word you wanted No, that's a spell Finto it's done But that what you got was all this other gunk and one of those items the onions was a product that you're allergic to Deathly, so winky tongue face. Also, I'll leave that for a second. Okay, and You might think okay, it's the food. That's the offensive part in this story, but it's not you know

Well, not completely firstly as I mentioned in the beginning This was Christmas Eve a time when you're really hoping that the spirit is with most folks. You know what I mean? That special seasonality that says, peace be with you, good tidings to you, good will towards men, and all that. Especially from vendors Second how many exclamation points are there there were two okay, especially from vendors Secondly we're only on second secondly this is like nine minutes in

When you get to the window instead of even a hint of an apology all you get is the store manager Manager just laying into you It all caps just lay it into you hey dumbass I Mean she's not even hiding her disdain for you She's all up in there Spitting putting her finger in your face saying that it's your fault that the order screwed up And that if you want something different, she's charging you again That you didn't say what you didn't want when you when you ordered you said what you did want

Those are the same thing And that because the sandwich comes with the other items tomatoes lettuce onion special sauce that what you ordered was naturally what you got naturally You're us there. I'm turning the page. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're not almost there. I was like what I Mean, I'm wearing though. What the fuck face Like someone had just turned the tables completely flip the script change the way a person ordered food forever you couldn't reel my lower lip back to save my soul so confused was I I've never in my entire

47 years on this planet that tracks someone said about anything take this and this and this and this off put this and this and this on when I ordered the three condiments I wanted I was ordering what I wanted period it all just seemed so simple as to suddenly freak me out Keeping her up at night had I been doing ordering wrong this whole time I actually had to pull over and call someone to confirm. I wasn't like dot dot dot suddenly insane Tongue sticking out face tongue stick. She's a cry three of them But this woman I mean she would not stop. I'm actually surprised this one's a good thing

This is actually surprised this one didn't end up in a fistfight She was so obnoxious. She yeah, she was yeah, I actually called her corporate office I had friends who had mystery shopped for the franchise for years And so I knew I could reach the right folks and from what I understand well they handled it. Yeah Yeah, I bet they went well good Godder Yeah, yeah, I bet they went we'll get Got her They told me it wasn't the corporate standard as she claimed it was the way she said I needed to order And while their corporate office apologized it wasn't apology apologizes. I was after I just wanted the right food and not to be talked to like some human piece of garbage

And I'm being kind with that needless to say though personally I have never been back to this location nor shall I ever be One star and that was where we just went all that uh-huh Holy wow when the guy didn't bring the drinks, and then he brought the drinks, and then it was like Yeah, and then he was starting laying into us and even then well he was he was a little night Then we asked her the marinara sauce and he laid in you He was like hey Bob the You didn't say you wanted Marinara. I read I read that whole thing earlier

And I didn't know and I just went I need to look at and I just wait. This is the craziest thing It's so long and it is nothing. It's nothing Well, I mean like a whole paragraph just goes round and round. I'm right. Check where you are. I couldn't tell what was wrong It's like, you know if you're reading a book and you get tired while you're reading Yeah, just like why you got a reread sometimes but the book does make sense. It's your brain. This is this is this yeah Her something wrong with her. Gen T don't make no sense. There was the that was all because Hamburger was wrong Well, it's hey, it's always the special sauce

Every time and then you got to get it off with a crowbar and hammer So off with a crowbar and hammer so are you wearing the what the fuck face do you squish that fly yeah no bugs that still stands yeah uh so that's uh that's you review care that's that's good tidings to you good will towards hey fuck hey oh fuck you fuck fuck you Merry Christmas dude I

Whenever one of these reviews our story is just like and then for no reason whatsoever. Yeah, they were hostile towards me. Yeah Immediately in my laying into you are laying out some pertinent. Yeah, which is shocking because it seems like you've included everything Ever that could have ever possibly happened. I've included a lot of details. Crazy! But that's the reviews from you guys. Jesus Christ. We need the actual review.

It's still the same day, right? Yep. That was so long. And you really didn't drag it out. No. Hang on. Okay. There you go. Hold for cool truck?

No, no, that was everything and that was uh, that was you review but now it's time to get to the actual review. Well, where do I even begin? Here's what I'm just gonna say and I usually go first. I like Terminator 2. I think it's a great film. I think it's one of the best films ever made. James Cameron continues his uber of just like, delivering on sequels. Uh huh. I can't wait for Titanic to

yeah when the ship is the good guy fine wall the boat comes out from the water why the ice the iceberg would be the good guy where these goddamn words coming from from a moth that was a cricket cricket crazy if that was on screen that was nuts

alright what it's a is this the is this pestilence? Okay Guys I think it was Agatha all along. Oh! Harkness? Yup. What did you think, Jordan, of the Witches Brew slush thing? Ice cream was the best part, the rest of it sucked.

Which is just a standard soft serve from a machine. Yeah, it made me want to go back to Sonic so I could just get some soft serve Yeah, cuz yesterday was good. That was that was great or a float with that ice cream in it would be fantastic this is a flow a float that isn't green slush and tasteless pearls that like tasteless They're sitting there eating it going this tastes like nothing I'm hot like nothing and we all agree on this then wait till the episode and it goes caramel sour Oh

Yeah, so it's supposed to be caramel and then goes I thought that was sour uh-huh yeah they were weird they were the weirdest textures that were not yeah like tapioca but exploded like little water what I ended up doing was just getting a spoon and eating the ice cream yes top of it yeah and some of those some of those little pearls got in there too and did not enjoy those but Let me check in okay. Oh, yeah, let's see the might give it a shot I might just be ice cream. Yeah, and like you maybe you got lucky just be ice cream. Yeah, I think the rest

No, I think the rest is gone Disappearate oh no Finitis. Finto. Finto. Um. It is markedly worse. Oh no. Don't let it melt. It's worse.

Oh no. Definitely don't let it melt. You know how you could taste the ice cream separately from the drink? Yeah, that was good. It's now fused together. No, no. And so it's ice cream and drink at the same time. Finto. All the pearls sunk to the ice cream and drink at the same time. Oh, the pearls Yeah, okay Call me Jack Sparrow, they are black pearls. There you go. Hey, this is a real curse

Look at songs today. Dude the first one of those movies pretty good. Yeah, the next two. I'll be honest, second also very good, but a little long. Connected to the third and they did the half movie thing. Yeah, I hate a half movie. Yes, that sucked. If that was its own standalone, it was pretty good.

Yeah. But it wasn't. No Terminator 2, that's for sure. No. And that's my review. Yep. I'm gonna give it a fucking 22. 22? Not good Yeah, what else is there to say? But here's the thing Michael hates sweets. So let's see. I hate crazy sweet shit

Uh-huh. This sweet is just the ice cream. Yeah, that's the only sweet part. Yeah, and that is fine. Yeah Weird sour flavor just sour apple slush and then tasteless balls that you tell me is caramel. Mm-hmm. Um, I- like maybe it's in there, but you can't taste it behind the ice cream. The ice cream's too rich, and then the sour's too like, ugh, it's sour! The whole thing's ill-conceived, it's like, why make a drink out of a caramel apple anyway? I don't fucking get it, and also, if you're going caramel apple, why is there ice cream in it? It just makes no fucking sense.

I see adding ice cream to a regular thing, thus making a float, but your thing was we want to make aah, which is brew, crazy weird thing, just let it be that. Why doesn't ice cream caramel ice cream? I don't know. Doesn't that make sense? Or a caramel drizzle. It sucks.

It sucks? It's not like Fucking disgusting tasting. No, it's just it's just like yeah, who wants this? Yeah, it's just a weird Cacophony of flavors it is so good. It's kid drink when we ordered it You can only get it through the app by the time this episode is out. You can just go and we got it early We got it early. They made it easier to order? Yeah. Cool. Maybe they'll perfect it.

Don't do it. Don't do that. Maybe they'll perfect it by the time it gets to the general audience. I don't think they will. They made it easier to accidentally order it. Yes, absolutely. So just be careful out there. Don't get it 15.

Wow. Fair. I don't... Yeah. Mozzarella sticks were fucking great though. Yeah. Oh yeah. Average score, 18.5. The last thing got great though. Yeah. Oh yeah. Average score, 18.5.

The last thing got an 8. Yeah. Sonic might be like bottom of the barrel food for us. Yeah, and I mean, cause the stuff that they always come out with is stuff that is like their burgers and stuff. But, but, you know what? We had that- Official burger ban. I'm with you.

We won't eat burgers from there anymore. You floated it cause apparently I floated it? Yes, yeah. Um, let's make it official. You gonna, let's make hey, let's make it official until further notice We are hereby banning the consumption and reviewing of burgers at Sonic not burger It's real. That's I mean, it's real. It's real. That's it. That's that's legally binding that Sonic Harassed us, but it wasn't based on sex That's legally binding. That Sonic harassed us, but it wasn't based on sex.

Where's your paper? Is it in my folder? Yes, absolutely. Yeah, no, you folded it. It got lost somewhere. Yeah. It's okay. I think I'm done with it.

There was a bug I wanted to crush. So that was Sonic and it wasn't very good. No, I think these are just the two facts. Yeah, no, that's- This one's the novel. No, that's what I wanted. Oh, you wanted the novel? I wanna see the novel, because I was gonna reference. You know what she should have done?

She should have just gone inside. She should have gone inside. Well Sonic sucks, but but you can go to store.100%eat.com for new merch coming very soon Oh, I was gonna say here. It's yeah like like left me screwed without permission. So yeah Winky tongue I think I think that's assault yeah it is this was left me screwed without permission this week make sure you reply to our Twitter post doing your best winky tongue out face yeah dude thank you heroes on the last episode Wild that was so good more than ten so many. It's pretty good

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44 minute video. Dude, it's so good. An hour and five, hour and six, it's like a tiny bit longer. We'd do that. Yeah, sure. That's not unheard of, but it's just because of that one. So when you went like over 10 minutes. When you were like, you were flying through this thing,

in my head I'm like, oh, we're good. We're so good, dude. We're so good. I mean, we got nothing to worry about. Oh no, I didn't mean flying through like, it was fast. I just meant like, I can't believe we're already at 40 minutes. We only have about 15, 20 left. That you really show well when we cut out all the Terminator talk

Well, we're gonna cut it out and release it separately sure that's paid. That's that's that's that's Top tier not this when we do the next take the next run through yeah, yeah, I don't think well It'll be a little short it up Nick Nick will give us the notes back Do we have a 100% fan shout out we do this is from the anti spice mouse whoa? I think this is from The episode when we went to Rudy's and we were asking about the sissy sauce. Oh, that's right Yeah, yes, because their message says ask not for whom the sissy sauce is made tis made for me see like that's

very thank you by the way being 100% fan but also short and sweet funny yeah you didn't have two pages hey I'll be the next% fan. I paid $100 for this message. And we won't remember what that is. We'll read it and won't know. Because we'll not remember that noise. Tongue emoji? I don't know, dude. Can we go home? That's what it'll be. I'm so tired from traveling from Pflugerville, I feel insane. Dude, I've been up since 6 a.m.

I'm ready to do 30 more minutes of podcasts and go home. Yep, all right, well Jordan, take us out. I don't have my paper. Rate and subscribe and tell a friend where you can listen to a show about people who eat food and go, baa, baa. Baa.

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