2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer - Charitable Endeavors | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 216

Episode Date: December 18, 2023

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Hey Mark! Hey Tom! Thanks for coming. Do you use a wash cloth? No. Come on the face. Is it good for the skin? Absolutely not. If it gets to the point where I have to take a shit on this thing, I'm hoping it explodes. That's pretty.

Specifically for cleaning the house. And I'd for thought of that. This on me beat me. If I were this to wake up my children, it would be an immediate therapy. A lot of men doing it is nothing to be ashamed of. This is awesome. What is awesome? I'm gonna fucking kill you.

This is going to push you. Heavy dissuanton-consensual ass playing. So the whole family share one bar so. Yeah, and you would put it in your ass. That's disgusting. Interesting. This hurt me to not believe that racism is not involved with this. I'm not awesome here.

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And we are back. Thank you for joining us. My name's Jason Kelsey. This is Travis. Hey, how's it going? And it's all on baby. It's on. It's on.

We heard from him. We heard from him. Shots fired. They received our shot over the bow. They know it, they know what's up now. That was just in filly. I was waiting for them the whole time to come surprise me. What are we gonna do with them?

We don't know, it's in the works. But we're talking soon. Yeah, we're gonna do something. We'll give you a full report back, but they know what's up, dude. Fuck yeah, man. They respect athletes. Athletes respect. Dude, we're sports guys.

Don't ever fucking forget that. Exactly. We got locker room humor. That's, I hit the Trump thing, right? That's it, that is a fun thing. Speaking of locker room athletes. Gotta grab the tosses. Yeah.

Can I interrupt a lot today? Oh yeah? Yep. So I just watched our podcast here the day and I really enjoy when you talk. Just not in person. I don't know why. It's just when you're seeing playback.

I said, let him fucking finish. To yourself. Okay. I'm on the plane going. Goddamn it. What did I do? I'm going to point out every time you cut me off. Wait, do you see me listening right now? Yeah, I see. And it's really an effort because you went like this. You went like you're trying to not look Korean.

You were like, I almost lost my shit on Leanne last night. We were going to have we we were gonna have phone sex. Uh-huh, nice. And yeah. Well, she talks you through it or FaceTime FaceTime. Oh. So you pull your pad and you watch her and everything? I was, you know, that's a little secret time for us,

but I will say, I'm watching you. Tell me exactly that she spread her cheeks and you look at her asshole, you just, tell me all the details. She's like, does that? And you're like, I don't get it now. Dude, I would love to see footage of you. I was, I was, you crank it.

She walking up 53 year old woman, how to prop up a knife on a bed. I'm this close the losing white shit. Really? Like, no, I can't fucking see. Like, you can put something in front of the bones that were done before. Show me. And then FaceTime has this new feature. We're out of nowhere and it'll just give a thumbs up.

Like, someone liked it. And I think it's if you say a word, and all of a sudden, I guess I was like, I like that and FaceTime because it thunders up She's like, how don't who's in this? She thought I was live streaming it Did she like to watch you do it? No, no, did she like to watch you J. You know what? Yes, yes

She has gotten I don't know the right way to say this I know that I know she wants to keep a majority of this private but like she has gotten that I don't know the right way to say this like I know that they I know she wants to keep a majority of this private but like she has gotten Yeah, really I know that she doesn't want me to do this go ahead You mean the intimate details of your sex life? Go ahead. I'm gonna tell everybody. She has gotten really wild, like really wild, like fantasy shit. Really? Like fantasy shit. Like the stuff I'm being really serious,

the stuff you jack off to and porn, she is now like open to. And it's like, and I first, I didn't trust it, so I was like, she must have cheated on me. No one does that. No one like rebounds that hard. I didn't know where. I was like, who'd you fucking Vietnam? And then, but she's, you know, she's, she's on the same over at ways to well. So she's got a cocktail and it just has righted her body. And she just is like a fucking vixen. Really? Like I'm talking wild shit. Jesus. Yeah, it's fucking pretty awesome. But uh, part of that includes her being like, we watch your jerk it. No, she doesn't say, no, she's still lianning that.

Oddly enough, she's still lianning like, even like trying to play around. Yeah. She's still her. Yeah. But she's so much more openness stuff. I don't even know what's going on with her. I don't know.

I was telling the flyers about how to sex with her. She looked fucking good at the flyers game. And was she there when you were telling them? No, she was over the side, but I was like, look, by the way, she's like 53 and they're like, that's her mom's age. Yeah, those guys are like 24. It's her fucking heart, see what's shout out to heart, see.

Yeah. Fucking goalie for the flyers. Okay. So, uh... By the way, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm sure that was the secret. Whoa! Hold on.

So... Mom. Yeah. How are you, buddy? I'm sure that was the secret. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in front of the flyers and each of them took like three and put them in their lip and I was like, whoa, these are sixes and they're like, yeah, we know. And then like, you don't do the real shit, do you? And I was like, what's the real shit? And then I was like, the stuff from Russia. I was like, no, what's in this? And then they came to my show at the flyers after the Wells Fargo Center.

Holy shit, it's not even white. It smells like ammonia. Like, is this a smelling salt? I don't know. Let me see it, it's fucking holy god, it looks spoiled. It says white, dry, none of it's white. None of it's white. What year is it for?

I just opened it. I opened it. No, no, no. I of its white. What year is it for? I just opened it. I opened it. No, no, no. You know you know it doesn't say the I don't know if you're supposed to swallow it. Maybe we should stick to sins. Are you a try one? You try one y'all try one. Do you have to spit? I don't know, but this fucking word of the Can we get cups just in case? Yeah. This is super fucking gnarly. Yeah. Oh wow.

It smells so strong bro. It's soaking wet. It's like wet. Okay. But like this is the shit. You ready? Dude, add it. This is, isn't this just dip?

I don't know. It smells aggressive. Yeah, you can't swallow this. Doesn't have a swallow feel. Jesus. Yeah, okay, I can see why they throw in three zins. This is fucking my teeth hurt. Holy crap.

We're gonna definitely need cups. Yeah, like stat. Let's get that. Yeah, those guys. Thanks bro. We just started chewing tobacco. Is burning so bad. It's intense.

Hold it up, show the can. So, if you guys have any information about Siberia, that lips on fire. My lips on fire too. It says, extremely strong. I just want for it to kick in. By the way, it's got a little reservoir. This is what all the sweetest chicks do.

What? It's got a reservoir. So if it's too strong, you can take it out and let it sit and then put it back in later. Really? Yeah. That's brilliant. Yeah, check it. Check it.

Dude, my Instagram is fucking thick with chicks. What are you seeing the roast beef challenge? The roast beef challenge? Is that a pussy flip or anything? Yup. Really? Yup. What is it?

It's girls, it's girls holding their phone, and they're like, hey, I just wanna tell you and then they drop their phone in the pussy. Yeah, yeah. And it lands in the pussy and then they pull it up and they go, I just love a roast beef sandwich. I got on a thread of those, you know, the night. How was that?

I'm gonna screen grabbed all the, like I just screen grabbed them. And then I was like, oh, and the good ones I send to people. Yeah, is this it? Okay, oh play one not yeah, go to the left left left left. Yeah, yeah, start over there. Holy shit. No, whoa, that's not it. The text't saying. How about the second one? It's you know what I love oh my god. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Um, and then they just fly through. I just love their dead roast beef sandwich, especially our bees. This is fatherless behavior. Yo,

you know what I love? Oh my god. Sorry. Um, and then, and then the other thing they do is the pause challenge. Well, I got onto this thread. I got onto this thread. Bottom left, bottom left. Yeah, yeah. You know what I love? Yeah, you know. Sorry. You gotta be quick.

I just love the words that you end up getting into their pause. Yeah. And then you watch it a couple times and then you pause it perfect. Right. There's so many sluts online. Yeah.

Yes. Like, yes there are. Like, I'm telling my daughters, just don't do the Rose Beef Challenge. Just don't- Did you ever think you would say that as a father? No. But any point, like, hey, one day, don't do the road.

What did they say? Are they like, what the fuck are you talking about? I tell you the best. Yeah. They didn't know what it was. No, no, no. Hold on. It is.

I'm on a Rose Beef Challenge thread. No, no, hold on. Is I'm me this weekend and fucking murdered. Had to. She's so good. She's so good. She's killing it. Her, she got her. This is kicking in. It is pretty strong.

Yeah. Do you feel it? I think it's tobacco. I think it is too. I don't think these are fucking. And it's rushed into back. Oh, not right. Yeah.

By the way, I have to shit right now. Because nicotine this strong makes me shit. Yeah. I can feel my ass being like, what are we doing here? Find a hole man. Whoa, I'm high. I got crazy buzz. God, these Ruskies are out of their minds.

It's like pouring in the mouth. Have you seen what those crazy motherfuckers do for holy crap? I'm really high. I know. For a jujitsu, they're doing like phone booth jujitsu. My fingers are tickling right now. I know, I'm so high. Or the car one, like there's seat belts, and then they wrestle.

They like, and all they're like, their mixed martial arts fight forum stuff. At the, I'm so high. I'm turning. I'm so high. And my ass is tingling. They always have brawls, like all out brawls at like weigh-ins. Not like with weight. Oh, yeah, yeah, those are the best.

Crazy ones, dude. I'm afraid I broke myself from Zins. Like, what if this is my new thing that I have to do? Is Georgia? What? Georgia? Is she? She got ink.

She did? She didn't tell me. Which she get? Who? Georgia? Is she? She got ink. She did? She didn't tell me. Which she get? Who fucking knows? Big? Something on her shoulder. Huh? She called, she was texting me that she loved me a lot.

And I was like, and then I was like, what's going on? I called Isla and Isla's eyes, what like this? And I was like, she got a fucking tattoo, didn't she? And Georgia, and Isla's like, I didn't say anything. I was like, where'd he go, dummy? Yeah. And then I called Georgia and she's like, Isla snitched on me, didn't she? And Georgia and I was like, I didn't say anything. I was like, where'd he go, dummy? Yeah. And then I called Georgia and she's like,

I let's nitch-dommie, didn't she? I was like, no, we all snitched on you. Yeah. This is aggressive. Are you shitting? I have to. I guess we could wait a minute. Just see if you shat your pants.

Like, so I should my pants on stage yet, then I, no, you could wait a minute. Just see if you shake your pants. Like, so I should my pants on stage yet. No, you didn't. Yeah, like for real? For real, you can find a picture of it. I shit my pants on stage, how do I ask for my shirt? Oh. And there was shit all over my shirt. Oh my God.

Guys, top off world tour. This is my last week, this week in Rochester. This is aggressive. I might have to switch over to a Zen. I'll do whatever you need to do. I'm definitely gonna go to the bathroom very soon. Really? Probably.

I want to, how is UFC fight? And who is your mistress? Excuse me? That's all I got texted. The woman said he to my right? Yeah. Joe Rogan's wife. Who does he know?

Yeah, he was dirt right. Everyone texted me and was like, Tom seeing someone. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Wait, Joe just sat and watched the fights. Yeah. For real? Yeah.

Yeah. This is me shitting my pants. Seriously? Yeah. It's out of my ass if you throw the fuck up. I can go behind the thing and wipe. Oh, I'm on white. Oh my god.

I mean, you hold it up. Yeah, I'm in the show. Oh my god. It was, I really shit my pants too. Oh. Yeah. Look at this. Yeah, you do look good.

230. You've trimmed it so much. I'm just crazy. I figured out the key to drinking and I'm going to write. Yeah, you do look good. 230. You've trimmed them so much. I'm just crazy. I figured out the key to drinking and I'm gonna write a book about it. What's the key? The coloration I figured out. Oh, really?

Mm-hmm. I think the key's Zins. Zins are good. I'm going through a lot of these. Yeah. How many milligrams do you think you do in a day? I mean, I'm throwing you quite a few. I start with the day with them.

Oh, yeah, of course. There's only one way to start a day and that's what the Zin, like sleep with them. Yeah, if I do rogues. I like the rogues more. I've been trying different flavors. All right. I'm going back to zen. Okay. I'm going back to zen. That thing was fucking aggressive. Yeah. I'm a weird taste in my mouth like I fucking blew a farmer. The uh, okay, good. I do. The UFC. Thank you to the pliers. Oh my God, I won the 50-50 Raffle. No, I'm going back to UFC. Okay. I want to know about the UFC.

They don't. UFC. I'll say this. So before I met Joe, I met him in 07. Yeah. I knew UFC like peripherally. Yeah. You know what I mean?

We're like, you know, a couple of new, a few names back then, whatever it was, Chuck Liddell, Shamrock, like those guys that like, but I wasn't like watching every week. Yeah. And when I met him, he was like, I won that contest, I did a few minutes.

And he was like, hey, do you want everyone to like do a gig with me? And I was like, yeah, of course. Other people had said that and they never called. He called me a few minutes and he was like, hey, do you want everyone to like do a gig with me? And I was like, yeah, of course. Other people had said that and they never called. He called me a few weeks later and he goes, hey, do you like the UFC? And I was like, sure. He's like, well, we'll go to Tampa.

We'll do a gig tonight before. We did two shows at the Tampa Improv, E-Bore City. And the next day was the UFC. Wow, what year is it? He's doing clubs and what year? It's 07. Wow. the next day was the UFC. Wow, what year is he's doing clubs in what year? It's 07. Wow.

So we go to the UFC, and here's the thing. Everything is different live, like stand up, obviously, always tell people, like, if you like stand up, you've been to a live show. Yeah. It's so different live, sports are like that. But there's something about fights in person, and that atmosphere, that now I've been to over a dozen because of him.

Yeah. And when that music comes on, and the lights change and the crowd roars, and someone enters, I still get goosebumps. Like you just can't, you can't not, it's just, there's this feeling, you're like, and then you realize we're doing, this is modern day gladiator shit

Fuck it totally is this fucking lunatic and this guy and they're from different parts of the world And like let's just see what happens you throw them in the octagon and they just fucking mall each other we just I mean we sat front row. I mean right at the cage and And saw just two insane knockouts. I mean, one where the whole chatter there, and I'm sure it's continued after I haven't checked up on it, but there was a late stoppage. I saw that. There was a lot of chatter. Where this guy was clearly, I mean, no protection, knocked out. He was so knocked out that the guy knocked him out and woke him back up and knocked him out again.

Like, on his back, bam, and you see him like this, and he hit him again, he like popped up, and then he hit him and you're like, when are they gonna fucking, they finally stopped and it felt like a super late stoppage. And then the main event, which was, he hit him, he clipped them with a knee that like set them up. And then they came with this overhand right cross down on them. And

that guy was out for minutes, like five minutes really like, is this guy dead? You see like the chest, the respiratory system like kicking, but it was insane. It's super intense. Incredible experience. Shout out Joe Burrow was there quarterback for the bangles. He flew in to go to the fights. So that was... He had a game? He had a game two nights later. He's injured. Oh, that's right. That's right. He came in. We went to dinner. Super fun. But that, um, that experience, like you

have see events by the way, if you're a fight fan and you can get to one of those, there's just nothing like the live experience. It was fucking insane. The, um, the someone asked me to, if I'd walk to the ring with them. Yeah. Yeah. You could do it. I want to, but I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Why not? I don't know. I don't feel like I, I don't know.

I feel like it's such a serious moment. I might be the right guy. Well, yeah. I would love to. I would love to. Yeah, okay. Take your shirt off the gun. See, that's a problem.

It's like I got one speed. Yeah. And it's burnt. Yeah. And maybe that's what he wants. Well, maybe he, but I'm fucking, I've been listening to a bunch of music getting ready for it.

Like I'm fucking. So it's coming up. But it's supposed to, it's supposed to. I don't know. We're still, you know, You should definitely do it, dude. Really? Yes.

But I'm no one, none of my family wants to go to the UFC. No one wants to go to the UFC with me. It's just me, me. Do it. Yeah. I went to the magic game and then- I saw that amazing half-court shot. Three or four of them actually.

Four of them, I only saw the two that looked like- They told me by head of time. So I'm in the tunnel. First of all, they're like, all right, first quarter, we're gonna put you on the big jumbo tron wave. I was like, I do that. And then they're like, so in the fourth quarter, during the second time out, you'll go to half court

and take some half court shots. And then you get to shoot the T-shirt gun. And I was like, I'm down with that, especially the T-shirt gun. That's just so fun. So it's whenever the second time out occurs in the fourth quarter, that could happen when there's 10 minutes left,

or when there's fucking two minutes left. This game happened to be a Phenomenal game really trading leads nuggets magic like, you know, it's fucking great game I love old school magic uniforms and it was packed. Yeah me too. It was packed I mean it was jam packed there and so we're like they move us or sitting on the floor I got the kids with me right keep it Keep it him up. The fucking mascot, shout out to stuff. He comes up to me. He's like, says the nicest stuff, you know, I love your stuff, a big fan. Grab's my five year old. He's like, come on, man. And he's like, okay,

he puts him on a four wheel ATV electric ATV. He's like, wrong kid, wrong kid. And I was like, uh, and I see them drive out. And there was just, like, you know what, during a break, drive around the, the court, like waving at people, my kids like, I think doesn't know what's going on. I was like, what's up buddy? He was like, just driving around with them and then they're like, all right, we're ready.

So one of the hype team guys was like, hey, here's the half court advice. Everybody comes up short. He's like, shoot, shoot from the legs. You know, you got to, you got to really push it. I was like, hey, here's the half-court advice. Everybody comes up short. He's like, shoot from the legs. You know, you gotta, you gotta really push it. And I was like, cool. First one, the first shot comes up. It's like six feet short.

I was like, oh, fuck. And by the way, the crowd was actually hyped. Like, they announced you and then they're like, yeah, you can tell that's going on, but like, fuck and do it. He's been playing. Yeah. So short.

I was like, oh, fuck. Another one, it goes like two feet short. I was like, fucking do it. He's been playing. Yeah. So short. I was like, oh, fuck. Another one, it goes like two feet short. I was like, god damn. Cause you just have like no perspective for it. So that third one I launched, it hits the backboard and I was like, that's it. I don't want to fucking bore the fucking everybody here. But then give it to you.

Five more. Yeah, they give me the t-shirt gun. And that was actually the apps, like everybody. It's like, you know how people go crazy for free shit. So you just look at everyone's like, ah, people like jumping out of their seat through your t-shirts, but that was super fun. You've never been recognized more than when you have

a t-shirt gun. When you have a t-shirt, it is. Yeah, cause you were throwing them, I saw that, you got the throw. Oh yeah, I threw them at the fliers game. Fliers game, yeah, fliers. We did the, they came up and they were like, do you wanna, it was a little bit of a travesty.

They're like, we're gonna put you on the jumbo trial and I was like, great. And it was Cancer Awareness Month. So they're like, they're like, hey, get just whip this towel around your head. And so they're like, and for Cancer Awareness Month, we have Burk Rysher, I ripped my shirt off, Kilabir, everyone's like,

wrong time. And I'm with the shirt around. They're like, people are dying in this room. And then they're like, then they're like, hey, do you wanna throw t-shirts? And I was like, fuck yeah. So I went down through t-shirts. This kid, this kid, this kid, the old machine.

You're my hero. I was like, he gets a shirt. Yeah. And then, and then they did the 50-50 raffle. I told the lady, I on the raffle king. I win rat. This is what I do is win raffles This is what I do this is what I do I do one thing I do a couple things really well But one thing really well ride horses really well, but like what ride horses ride horses beautifully like beautifully Like like almost like the horse and I belong together. Since when? It's my whole life. Never heard you mention a horse once.

I have my biggest dream was not a horse. What the fuck are you talking about? My biggest dream. Have you ever sprinted on a horse? Sprinted? Yeah. A little bit Montana and I fucking was like, it's terrifying.

It's terrifying. It's actually terrifying. Yeah, thanks. So, yeah, it's terrifying. You're not used to it. I love it. I love it more than anything. But, so, she comes to me with the 50, 50 raffle.

I'm like, what's the pot? She was like, oh, it's like 12 grand. I go, I'm putting it into. She was like, no one's ever bought $2,000 worth of tickets. I said, it's not over. Like, I'm going deep. So she thought I said, before you close raffle, come back here. I sell to the grand and then as soon as it starts going up,

everyone starts buying tickets got up to 29,000 and and then she came back and I didn't tell Lee Ann I was like put me in for another two grand. She's like are you fucking serious and I was like yeah and I have $4,000 worth of tickets. This is during the game. It was during the game. That's all I was looking waiting for the 50-50 raffle and then they pulled the ticket. They call the number, I go, I only want to find out, I'll find out on radio tomorrow. But then everyone starts going, your box won. Your box, I was the only one that bought fucking tickets

in my box. And so I went on to Preston and Steve, and they came in, I won $29,000. 50-50, so I only get 14, and you got to get four to taxes. So really like 10. But they donated it. Yeah, I fucking liant.

Like, when I keep that money, she wanted me to donate to the flyers. I go, no, they already got, they fucked up because they told me they go, I said, how much does this raise? And she goes, oh, a lot, like $7 million a year. I went, what? She goes, well, here's the deal.

No one ever picks up their ticket. I was like, for real. And she goes, no, yeah. So no one ever picks up their ticket. So all that goes charity. So we raised a ton of money. We were like $7 million. And as soon as she said that, I was like, I and she goes nah, yeah, so no one ever picks up their tickets so all that goes charity so we raise a ton of money We were like seven million and soon she said that I was like I'm keep my money She was like what I said I'm just so you know I'm keeping my fucking money like I'm not just gonna Willie nilly go to some charity. I'm gonna I want if I donate it. I'm gonna donate it. Yeah, and then

The I don't know the bucks must have found out that night and they text me the next morning Hey, we got habitat for me humanity and he and Hillsboro. I used to do found out that night and they texted me the next morning, hey we got Habitat for Me, Humanity and Hillsboro. I used to do it at Jesuit and they're like, would you do a read and say get everyone to donate? And I was like, you can't do that. Without fucking donating. Sure. You assholes.

So you did that. So I said, I hit my business manager. I was like, if I donate the money, he was like, yeah, well that way you get to keep all of it. So you get to keep, well, you know, you know, like it's- What kind of nonsense are you saying right now? You're the 14 grand, you don't have to pay, you're donating it. Yeah, so you just donate it.

I love that you're so concerned with this and like you have so much more money than that. Yeah, read my comments. Every fucking child, every child. Meaning like, I look to a couple of profiles of dudes like, dude, well, you just buy the whole house for them. You can do it guy does arenas and I was like that's not how that fucking works How does it work? Well it's shut up I think you can't

How much is it I'm not buying I'm a fucking buy them a fucking house. I'm gonna fucking house. And what is it? I'm no idea. I'm not buying them a fucking house. Stop the conversation. Outcome. I gave them 12 grand. Why don't you just give them a hundred? Cause I, cause look, look Tom. I've got certain allotments for certain charities.

I like to work with, I get drunk, I go and go fund me. I gave them fucking 12 grand. All right. Oh man, this is gonna be a problem for us. When we find out what the Kelsey's donate to their fucking charities, you might have to step it up, right? Yeah.

Cause I'm donating to World Central Kitchen. I already did that. You did? Yeah, fucking enough with the fucking charities. It's like, did we just find your soft spot? No, but it's like, it's like, I can't. They hit me up. And then I go, how does this work everyone just everyone fucking I mean like I look I'm not pissing and moaning, but like

It just seems like I'm getting a lot of cherries coming my way these days. Okay fucking hit me up What what I tackled one of their protesters and Then they hit me up at the golf fucking golf thing testers and then they hit me. Oh, at the golf thing. The golf thing. What they say. I don't know. I don't even want to say their names out.

Bleep out. Because I'm like, I don't even want to get involved in the thing. Did they say, hey, like, no, they were cool. They were really cool. They were really so cool that you were like, is this a trick? Is this like, you know, like, they were really cool. And they were like, hey, thank you for being. I shouldn't say what they said in the private email maybe, but like, they just said,

they just said, you're cool dude. We like cool dudes. We got some cool ideas. Do you wanna hear cool ideas? And? And I was like, fuck yeah. And then as soon as you say, fuck yeah, everyone, lawyers, everyone's like, do not talk to them.

I was gonna say, are you gonna do stuff for them? No, I'm back in a fucking corner. Like every, every, you know, you're way out of this? What? Just donate that house by that house for that person. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha three cents. Sure. And then we can raise the money and then I'm not just, because then you give one house, you gotta give two. Do two. No. Put another zin in. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

How many, how, do you get hit up by charity's a lot? Well, I don't, I've donated like a pretty, you know, sizable amount to like star like childrens. And then, so that, you know, I made, that was kind of, I didn't do it publicly, they acknowledge me publicly. And then, that's what I want. You want the acknowledge me? Yeah, I want, yeah, public acknowledgement.

I want to do it on the DL, but go, yo, you got to be a better fucking released article about this. Ha ha ha ha ha, the charitable spirit. So, yeah, so World Central Kitchen, that's Jose Andres' charity. What they do is, they, do they do? I just did it.

What do you mean you did it? I just did it. I just did it. What, what? They have a huge fundraiser at the end of every year called Mary Thanksmas. Okay. And, yeah.

All right, well that's a great one. By the way, if you're looking for a charity. World Central Kitchen is a fun, very amazing. And what they do, if's a great one. By the way, if you're looking for a charity, or central kitchens, or corporate. It is amazing. And what they do, if just so you know, so it's clear, is they go wherever there is any type of disaster, whether it be a natural disaster, a hurricane, a tornado, an earthquake,

or they go to war zones, and all they do, this is not like, so clear, it's not politicized, all they do is feed people. So people who are like, you know, everyone still needs something to eat. They set up camp, they just start, they find a kitchen out of it and they just start feeding thousands of people.

That's it. It's like really good food. They make whatever they can with what they have. Like short-rooted sandwiches, like really nice shakes. It's a chef. He's a chef, yeah. Cause that's where it starts going. You go, well, why didn't he bring the good food to them? Right, right, right. is like really nice shit. So chef. Yeah. Cause that's where it starts going.

You go, well, why didn't he bring the good food to them? Right, right, right. But they, they do do amazing things. Yeah, I, yeah, I really, I look just because I know people are going to be all in my comments about this. Uh, I have a foundation. Yeah. That we have an allotment that we give out that money every year to give to people.

That's cool. that's good. There's some companies, like I will say their names, have not noticed how much I gave and said something. I wouldn't mind that. The main thing is he wants an article. Oh, it's like, it's like, I'm reading an article about your dad and about all the good shit he did. Yeah.

And I was like, I better get one of those. Well, all you have to do is die. That's when they did it. So if you die, I'll make sure that they have that in the article. Do it before I die. That's how you get it. Yeah.

Well, you know what, what we're definitely making into an article is buying a house for someone. I'm not buying a fucking house. Okay. All right. I mean, for humanity, it's probably 100 and some thousand. Yeah, yeah, but okay. Okay, can we just talk, okay, pretend we're not,

pretend we're not, pretend we're you if you're listening. Look that up, yeah. Pretend for you if you're listening right now. Okay, okay. All right, like what's the, what's the come back for me? Like meaning, okay, stop, stop, stop. Like like, it, $100,000 is a lot to give to someone. It's true.

Okay. Yes, it is. It's a substantial amount of money. And then, then what happens from that? Yeah, like where, yeah. Well, first of all, you'd be doing a great thing, b, there's gonna be, you could talk to your people, there's gonna be some tax incentive,

if that's what you're looking for, like there's, okay, but you're already, already I'm just bullied by the comments, because I read that one comment. And I was telling, and then, and then, all of a sudden, once you're weak like I'm just bullied by the comments. I'm just telling you one comment. And then all of a sudden once you're weak like that, they start going, oh, why doesn't he just give that to this? Why didn't he give that to this? I understand.

But so it's a very good thing to do. It's going to inspire people. It's going to really help someone. There is some tax benefit to doing that. And thirdly, something that's substantial like that, a lot of times gets acknowledgement. So that's what you're looking for. I think if you did that, probably make it into news stories. Let's see, okay, then this is the game. Okay. I'll donate a house

if you donate a house. Okay. No, stop. No, stop. No, stop what I was doing. That's not what I wanted you to do. Oh, I wanted you to say no. And then I go, that's why. Oh, okay. Stop. All right, you heard it here first then I go, that's why. Oh, okay, stop. All right, you heard it here first. Bert and I are both donating houses. Stop it, I'm calling the bucks. What are you gonna call them for? I'm gonna find out how much a house costs. Okay, maybe do like a more direct search.

Like what does it cost through habitat? What does it cost habitat for humanity to build a house? You know something like that? Mother fucker. I'm sweating. Does it give you any action stuff? Good to tamp a tampa. Don't do Austin, it's so fucking expensive to live here.

Okay, okay. Do Hillsborough County. Just tells you the time period. Yeah, you gotta build it. I understand that, but- They probably rather than me just show up and build it They'd probably prefer the check Harrison it's birth you're on two bears one cave real quick

Man, I was literally listening to two bears one cave on my drive home. That's all I hear hey How much of these houses from habitat from humanity cost? How much of these houses from Habitat from humanity cost? If I'm on the podcast, I'm not sure I can share that. I also might not know exactly the number. Okay. Your donation, let's just say bumped it up a good chunk towards a third home, towards a third home. Okay.

But roughly, what's the ballpark? Well, roughly and we'll edit it out. Roughly, if you had to guess, roughly, we'll edit it out. You will not be told saying it, but we're, comment, okay, just we're editing it out. Roughly. I think they're around like. Okay. Okay.

All right, all right. Now you're back on the podcast. Okay, Harrison. Yeah. Yeah. What kind of kickback can Tom and I get from the box? If we both donate a house. Um, well, I'm glad you haven't talked to Peter and Victoria yet

because I've been talking to them because I know that you like the recognition. So I'm working on something for you already. Um, just like a little, a little gift, a little thank you as our appreciation. Okay. What's the thank you look like if Tom and I both donate a house? Um, much, much bigger. I don't know what it is, but I will make something ridiculous happen.

Okay. Harrison. Harrison. Yeah. You're talking to Tom now. Hey, how's it going, man? Pretty good, man. How are you? Doing well.

You're forward to you coming out in March. I can't wait. I can't wait. I would love to. I'm on my tour dates. I can't wait. I would love to see the facilities. I would love to check it all out.

And also wanted to tell you that Burton, I will be donating the cost of a house for Habitat for human beings. We're gonna split house? Yeah, let's put that. That is, that's amazing. And that, uh, that's insane. Okay. I will, I'll tell the whole team, they'll, they'll freak out. Great. And this, this is from Bert. Would love a press release and let everybody know that, uh, that we did that. He's, he's most interested in public acknowledgment

you know i need a couple calls from the glazers break baker mayfield to send you a face time if you don't mind just have worked on come to our house just to uh... uh... make sure you talk is peter there right now i got a there he's not in the room but he can hear you i've been talking to Peter to do something like small and absurd to as a thank you for her because I know how much he loves the recognition and never gets

recognized for it and I literally have been talking to people today about just something like silly that we could do so So, we're going to another house. We'll make something big happen. I would say it's also important in the acknowledgement to probably point out that it's me that's driving it. So, he's participating, but, you know, I would probably lead with my name, okay? All right.

All right, cool. All right, so Harrison, Tom and I are good for one house, right? Yeah. Hey, if you guys are good for one house right? Hey, if you guys are good, I will, I'll find out, you know, the specifics and then, and I'll make sure we do something big for you. Okay. Okay. One house though, right? To one house. One house. We'll do a house. We're in for a house. We're in for a house. It's a Christmas spirit. That's how I feel.

That is right. Thank you guys very much. And also Harrison, just so you know, Berks in a position where he could do multiple homes, no problem. But this one house is definitely happening. So he should be building a neighborhood. Absolutely. He's just crud.

And the coal plunge is her shit. Just a house. No spot. Just a house. All right. We got pumped down just a house. No spot just a house All right, we got Tom down for one house burnt down for a neighborhood at least that there you go That's it. Okay. All right good to meet your Harrison. I'll see you soon All right, all right talk to you soon. All right. It's official. All right. We did it Tom and I are donating a house But you feel good. I don't feel it at all really. I mean, yeah, I feel it You're just like fuck no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I'm good. I feel better by feel I feel all the back-end shit getting us here

Might make me look bad. No, that's all good, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you are gonna be thrilled at the that you're doing it Yeah, we're donating a house. All right In Hillsborough County to Habitat for Humanity two bears one cave. We get to pick the color now It's do they let us do that? Well, dude, they're definitely getting pictures of us up like Jesus in the house, like right in the, right in the foyer. This is who built your house. This is who paid for your house.

Yeah. And those kids better be fucking fans. Yeah. And we're going to go. We should go to that house whenever like just late night. Yeah. Or just like, look, I'm playing Tampa. I need a room

I'm not staying in a hotel. You guys are having me over who wants to tell the end That'd be fun. Actually, I'm gonna hear you tell her That would be fun. Will she be like what the fuck? She's so fucking pissed at me right now. Why? All right, great. I'm excited. All right, let's call the end. Yeah, let's do it. Got her picture on the phone. Looks so good for her. You're really like...

It looks so good in this picture. Every time I see it, I want to have sex. Look at this picture of her. This is great. Your call has been forwarded to points now. You want to, uh, we got to talk about your FaceTime sexy time too? No, not with her. She does not, that does not get shared. Okay, okay.

She has just two bears. Okay. She's watching this? No, no, no, no. Um, speaking of, yes, Florida, how about FSU getting this suit? Okay, can I tell you, I don't know whether or not, I don't know whether or not, I don't know, they got fucked,

cause they definitely did. 12 and 0, 13 and 0. 13 and 0. And would they, would they have stood a chance against Georgia or Michigan? Well, they're gonna play Georgia. Or not Georgia, rather, Michigan or all the teams that are above it.

Well, here's the thing. Here's like the part that's like, I think fucked up about this whole thing. It's like, you have, like I understand the criticism. I understand the criticism. So that like people going like, well, you know, the eye test or like they weren't

that impressive and now they're down to a third string quarterback and like, you know, they're whatever. But like you can also criticize Michigan schedule. It's for sure. Yeah. Open to criticism and their whole schedule, what they've done.

Alabama is not the Alabama of the last few years, or of the pre at all. They also have a loss. They almost had two more losses, and they're like, yeah, almost. Well, yeah, but that also applies to like the eye test, right? You go like, this isn't the Alabama squad that we've been watching. If Alabama pulls this all off, then that makes the criticism of putting them in and leaving FSU out more legit, like if they just have a great playoff run now. But the fucking blatant disrespect of it is crazy to me.

Like it is nuts that you can be 13 and a power five team. And if you want to be just like, everyone's gonna have their bias and their feelings in this and if people are gonna be for or against what we're saying. But there's an objective truth that FSU is one of the premier brands of college football. Without a doubt, it's a top 10 brand. They would never do this to Michigan.

And the fact that you can win out and still be like, that's not, you know, it just, it feels like, it honestly just feels like just blatant disrespect. So what's the argument for SEC and big and the big, big, I don't know what's going to happen. I mean, look, this is the end of the, of this problem too, which is the fucked up kind of part of it is that it'll be resolved next year when we expand the playoff, you know? Yeah. It's going to be way more teams, so they're going to be like, oh yeah, now it's resolved.

So this is the end of the four team playoff. So it is what it is in that sense, but it just, it feels like such bullshit that you can do that. Yeah, the SEC brand, look, that is the strongest one without a doubt. And that conference top to bottom is head and shoulders above the other ones.

It just is, you know, and they keep expanding. And it's really is a whole thing about like the way we view conferences, what is gonna be the status now? What does this say for the ACC, right? What do they do? Because they're clearly, the evidence is clear. They're just seeing like, your conference isn't worth it. So, you know, what do they do? Do they further expand? Do they all leave that conference? I don't know. You know, the conferences have changed so much over the last decade. You

know, there's now, I don't know what many fucking teams are in the big 10, it's like fucking 20, like none of it is what it was. It's all changed and the ones that are strong have gotten stronger. I kinda like seeing Coach and Rolfo get pissed. Yeah, it was great. I love it. It was great.

He's a little bit like a robot, like he's such a workhorse. Yeah. That like, even when like I saw him at the Florida State game, he was in go mode. Like he was like, yeah, uh huh, good, enjoy the game. Like just, it it's kind of what it's kind of I like yeah, no, he's a great coach Man, that's a great fucking coach that I think is objective to he's a great coach and I don't know I'm bummed out for him and for those players that whole organization like as a as a program You know, you tell your kids like the only way you can get in a championship is win out and they did it

You win out and you get left out. Now, you know, it's all gonna, for them, it's all gonna be on this game, you know, cause Georgia's a great team. FSU's defense has been lights out. They really have been great. So to see how they stack up against Georgia and the struggle for them has been on offense and you're fucking your star quarterback is out

and down to a third stringer, but you still manage to win, I don't know. It's all gonna be in like the results of these games, but here's the thing. Let's say they win. Let's say they beat Georgia. They went 14 and 0 and they beat the team that won the last two national championships

and then they're just gonna get a great job, you know, when they should be, say, if they do that, they should be in the conversation for national champs, you know. It's crazy because it does, you know, anything that, with comedy, I get it. Like when people trash people's special or when people celebrate specials that maybe weren't so great, but it was brand friendly to what that magazine

or that company needs to celebrate. I always get that. I've never been bothered by that. It's all PR. Golden Globes and all that shit. It's all publicity. I get it. I totally get all of it.

For people that are all publicity, it's all your PR. I've never made a list once in my fucking life. And I get it. I totally get it and I never have an emotional once in my fucking life. But, and I get it, I totally get it, and I never have an emotional attachment because it's subjective, but when something like that is objective, it fucking infuriates me.

Yeah, yeah, you have two one last teams in the final four. That's why you play the game. That's, I mean, they could have just awarded a national championship at the beginning of the season and been like, no, it doesn't matter, records don't matter. I wonder, it's what's so cool is, and I do love that, except for the Kelsey brothers, I love all these sports podcasts.

Yeah, except for theirs. Well, no, but I love hearing insights, like Taylor LeWon's insight on the two Pat McAfee. I know we sucked his dick last episode, but like but like hit did you see his switch from Georgia? Yeah, so it was great and Theo was fucking great fucking on game day Theo and Lee Corso shut up a podcast together called Huh Yeah, it was great man. It was great. They didn't know any of the fucking teams. No, so fine. And who are they? I'll take them. Yeah, he was great in that. That whole thing was great. Vio's fucking Vio Vio makes me laugh

Almost as hard As camera on a mace Oh my god when they talk about fucking like rock like bat gang bang and chicks And they like I sometimes Back in the day if you feel like this podcast has slipped in the end time of change, which is a valid argument. Sure.

The biggest thing I ever see is bring back that time. We just bought a house. If you think we've changed, then I would implore you to add, this is it, it is what it is. It is what it is with camera and a mace to your podcast list. It is simply the greatest

buddy podcast I've ever listened to in my fucking life. Yeah. They told a story and they do the thing that we do sometimes we're like, I wish we could talk about that. Yeah. But then they talk about it. Yeah. He said, I wish we could talk about gang banging bitches. And mace starts mace is a preacher. Yeah. gang banging bitches. And Mace starts, Mace is a preacher. Yeah, so it's laughing. Mace starts laughing. Mace's laugh is so contagious. So contagious.

And their friendship is so genuine. I tagged them one time in a post about how much I loved it. And Mace wrote back, hey, next time will you please put Mace in front of the camera on, instead of the camera in front of Mace? You're like, I was like, oh, I fucking love these guys. They talked, there's a clip of them talking about getting a, I don't know the right way to say, I don't want to misquote them,

but them sharing a worker. A girl who was a little bit of an earner. And Macy's description, Cameron's description and Macy's laughing, had me laughing so fucking hard, I was like, I texted you immediately, I said we need to gang bang a bitch. We need more stories like this. We need to do stuff together again, like we're younger. What kind of press release would be

if there's a house donated to Habitat for Humanity and a gang bang in the same sense? I know the people at Oman's Venus, we can make that happen. Yeah, sure. We can gang bang a bitch and make it fun. Yeah, of course. And I bet, like, the best part was that Mace was like, you weren't sucking my dick, like you're sucking his dick.

I mean, it was, it is so, there's so many, like, I have to say, like, there's so many podcasts right now. Would you, like, would you look at me while it was happening or just focus on her? You know what? I was told by two comics, I have to say, there's so many podcasts right now. Would you look at me and what was happening, or just focus on her? You know what, I was told by two comics, I won't say their names, two black comics, that didn't need to do that, but okay. That will know, but it's important in the story.

Cause they'd ask me if I'd ever run a train on a chick with my friends. And I was like, no. And Donnell was like, I think that means you're gay. I was like, what are you talking about? And he's like, I can't believe you've never done that. And I was like, no, never, I've never had anyone else in the room.

I've only been with the one person. And he's like, and it was just so, like, no, that's, it doesn't make you gay if you do that. Like, they were just like, that's how it should be. I've heard so many people have talked about having threes, or I guess that's a train really, but like, I feel like I missed out. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know if I can get hard. I think that's the big challenge, right? Yeah, because Cameron and his story said he wasn't hard yet because he's not gonna get hard off some bitch like a mace is dick. Right. And I was like, I can see that.

Yeah. And then I guess he got hard. I guess he did. What would you do if Cameron was like, I can see that. Yeah. And then I guess he a hard. I guess he did. What would you do if Cameron was like, something happens to Christina, she's in a coma, right? Right. But Cameron's like, okay, what's next? He's like, oh, I want to go back to fucking Luxington, the 34th and gangbang this bitch.

Okay. Yeah, right? Sure. Yeah. Now the whole thing is like, I'd be super nervous walking in that room. I'm definitely not hard walking in. No, I'm not hard walking in at all. Yeah. I'm not mace, my mace could maybe loosen me up,

because he's got a little like energy to him. Yeah. Where he's like, come on. It's fine. Yeah. Camera will be like, game time. Dick Pills for sure though, right? Oh, hardcore.

You got a few of those. Yeah. Those blue shoes. Yeah, let's go. Shout out to Blue Choo. Yeah, that'll be a good ad I'm gang bang gang bang with your friends have a blue to do their podcast is so funny And they talk about basketball. They're really big basketball fans. That's my first met Cameron was that in a

Nix game really yeah, I met him and I was with Jim Jones and I was like I've geeked out and Ron was with me my bus driver Yeah, Ron was like fucking lost these shit. Like you can tell when a black guy geeks out, they get real serious. Yeah. Like I get excited and jump in. I'm like, shut up, camera on. Yeah.

Jim Jones, hold shit, dipset. Like, oh my god, I'm such a fan. I do that. I told him, I was like, you guys defined my, you were the soundtrack of me moving to New York because that dipset was just hitting when I was walking around New York broke and you'd hear it on Sundays and everyone's car.

Everyone's car was blaring like the same couple songs. It was Big Pun, dipset, and I told him that in camera, it was cool, he is cool as fuck. He really is a regular dude who just happened to get in the hip hop. But like he, I think texted me, he was going to come to my show and I was like, bring in as many people as you want. And then we just kept in touch. And, and I fucking love their, do their podcasts is like, it's,

I told you, it's like listening to podcasts when we were doing them 12 years ago. And you were like, I don't think anyone's listening. Sure. And they just talked by the way. By the way, you followed the kind of shit puffs in right now? I don't, I gotta be honest with you, I all I know is everyone's telling their stories. Everyone, it seems like he's in a world of shit. What do he, for real dude? Like I really do not know.

I don't know. I heard something about a private plane and chicks and champagne bottles, but I don't know. I don't. I heard something about a private plane and chicks and champagne bottles, but I don't know if those were all just hearsay or if it really happened or what was the thing that started it? Couldn't speak to that either. What I know is that he's being accused of abusing a former, I guess he was a former girlfriend and an artist, you know, and I don't know the extent

of it. What is crazy is there is nobody who I would hate to beef with or just have, have them it like be in his cross hairs then 50 cent because he, have you gone to his Instagram? 50s. It's always in my feed. I, it's phenomenal. He's the best Instagram. There are people who say they don't give a fuck and then there are people who really live that life. And if you, like, all he's been doing is posting puffy shit over and over. So do you think he doesn't like puffy?

For sure. For sure. He offered to buy, he texted him and said, I'll buy a vote from. Uh, he was like, reek, can you, he's doing a documentary on him. I didn't know that. Wait, where's the one he wrote? He he offered. I mean, I would never want 50 cent against me. Yeah. Oh my God. And they're right.

This comment is right. Diddy must have tried the little boy 50 at one point in his career during, because he ain't letting out. He's been posting non-stop about 50 every day. About Diddy. I'm sorry about Diddy, yes. Every day. He offered to buy a revolt.

He said, I'm a private text and you know I'll buy a revolt from you. But look at his feet, dude, it's puffing every, it's brutal, dude. Oh my God. What, how do you think? Do you, okay, do you think? Is that a ditty,

archael-y, face swap? I'm telling you, dude, it's, there's nobody like him. It would be, it would be, 50 really doesn't give a fuck. Do you think he has a team that works on his tweets? That's it? Do you think he has a team? I think he just tells people what he wants.

I think he posts the shit himself for sure. I really do. I also think he gets sent a crazy amount of shit. Oh, I bet. Yeah. I wanna know what his text groups look like. Oh my God. Cause he hated Jarl.

He kind of ruined Jarl's career. He kind of. Yeah. Yeah. And he's, this is like a celebration for him. I mean, puff must be a real dick to him. Well, puff, and I don't know him. And I like, I'm definitely not throwing my hat in the ring.

But he, his posts that I followed on I had his chat number you remember those chat numbers you get and I would get it and his post were wildly disconnected really yeah like like he by be by himself in his backyard with a ball of champagne Just drinking by himself and you're like, and they seem lonely in my opinion. But, and I wish I knew more, I wish I was, I'd be a better podcast for my research before I talk about things. But like, it just, it seems like it's,

what do you think happens? Do you think, do you think you're born that way? Where you take advantage of people? Or do you think that you get so much money, so much power that you just become disconnected from people's humans? No, I think you can get a lot of money in power and still not be like that.

I heard an interview where Kevin Hart was talking about fame and how there's no drug like fame. And that it is all of a sudden, everything you've ever wanted is yours. It was a great podcast with Jay Shetty. I listened to the whole thing, but Kevin Hart was so, he was very accountable for his past misbehaviors and the car accident,

realizing almost died that car accident. That was a bad one, I remember. That was in like, went some like, old school car, right? It was like a 60s or 70s car. He had bought everyone on his tour and old school car and they, the plastic cup car boys. Yeah. And he took his, the plastic cup car boys. Yeah. And he took his, I was working right where he was.

Like, Mahal on his stuff. He was up on Mahal on his down by in Calabasas. And I saw the where the wreck happened and it was aggressive. Like the week after we drove past it and the driver's like, yo, I feel like he was like stuck in that car too, if I remember.

I think he was, cause I don't think he was running seatbelt and then those cars collapse. Kevin Hart's had bad luck with health. He tore his abdomen. That was trying to run a 40 against like a former NFL player. And you see him try to catch a pun? No.

Historical. Really? Kevin Hart, you know, I think people, I mean, I know that he is the biggest comedic actor of our generation. Sure. I think people forget just how like Silly funny he is. Yeah, like he's great at telling the story great at like a podcast or a late-night show Appearance it's great and out of like if you because there's a thing that happens in podcasts I'm definitely guilty of this, where you start doing podcasts

with people and it becomes about your business as opposed to who you are as a comic. Like I've done them where you go in and I was like, I wanted to be funny on this, but everything you asked, it asked me is like, how do I mark it? Yeah, same, same. And you don't want to not answer those questions or tell them that's not the interview you want to do.

No, I've had podcasts like that where the interview is like a business interview. Yeah, and then they're like, It's the majority of the ones I do. And then and now sometimes with broadcast, I'll bring it, if I bring in young comics, they want to pick my brain on the podcast and I fucking love talking about myself.

So I'm fucking just off to the races and then they don't say a word and everyone's like, great podcast. You must feel like, I feel like you really like fame. So do you feel like fame is a drug to you? No. Really? No, I don't feel it at all.

What are you talking about? I don't get, I don't do access to things. Like, I don't know what you're talking about. Like, I think the fame you get when you're younger is different than the fame you get when you're older. Okay. When you get when you're older is like, it's kind of like just a more comfortable bed. Where you go, oh, this is nice.

You know, like, I never like, I never like, hit up anyone to get tickets for things. Like, I'll reach out to my manager and go, hey, can you see if we can get tickets I can't get? But like, we went to, isn't that exactly what you- No, no, no, no, but I don't go like, I need backstage access, I need this, I need back. Like, we went to buy tickets. Isn't that exactly what you mean? No, no, no, but I don't go like, I need backstage access, I need this, I need that. Like we went to Metallica and I'm just bought tickets.

So I was like, it's much easier for me to buy tickets because also what happens for me is if I get tickets for something I'm working. So like, fires game, totally cool. I'm at the Wells Fargo center the next night, but like I realized that was a work trip. Like I didn't really even drink, but like, at the thing I'm like, I gotta take my shirt off.

I'm gonna kill a beer, there's one beer I drank. I gotta throw t-shirts, but like at the thing, I'm like, I got to take my shirt off. I'm going to kill a beer. There's one beer I drank. I got to throw t-shirts. I got to do a thing with Gritty. I got it. So it's kind of like, you're not just chilling. If you ask for the thing, they'll give it to you, but you have to work. Someone like Kevin Hart, he asked for it. He doesn't work. I just don't, I never experienced his like fame. Like my fame is like, people recognize you on an airplane. And then they're like, can I get a picture? And you're like, yeah, cool. And, but like never like, I don't have like, I don't know, it's not, I don't,

like I'm not like going into a club, going on her. Like that's what I think he was talking about. Yeah. His thing was, I'm paraphrasing obviously, but wait for you on his wife. He was like, I'll never get caught, because I'm Kevin Hart. That's what he said this. And I'm paraphrasing, so I'm apologizing

about misspeaking, but he said that, I am not that guy. I am definitely like, oh no, I, if I get caught, I will get caught. I will get caught. If I cheat on the end, I will get caught, and I'll lose everything. And like, and if I drink and drive,

I don't drink and drive, because- You've never done that. I will say that. I have done it in my life Because- You've never done that. I always say that. I have done it in my life. Well, yeah, yeah, but I'm saying in your adult life, in my adult life, you're like as a grown man, I've never seen, you've always had a ride. Yeah, I don't ask people for drugs.

Like, I don't like, like certain things that are the enticing thing when you're young and famous, which I'm sure is gotta be the problematic thing that happens with guys like Shia LaBloof and fucking Timothy Shalamet and like all those crazy things like what it must have been like to be Mark Wahlberg at a young age. I don't get any of that. I just get more getting recognized. I get like free barbecue sometimes. Yeah. Like beers. I'm gonna pay for a beer in a long time.

Cool. But that's good. Yeah, but that's like that's the free. A free meal is a sweet perk. But nobody even still, even still when I do when they give like shoe stores, they'll always go like they're on us. And I'm like, no, because I go, I can't, I'm here to support your business. I can't have you be upside down. So giving me shoes, you can give me a discount, but like, don't comp it. Because I, and I'll pay for that, and I'll pay for like, team stores. When we go to arenas, we go to the team store every time we go to the team store, anyone on the crew gets whatever they want from the team store, and I always pay.

And a lot of times, I'll be like, don't worry, we got it. And I'll be like, I'll be like, listen, be careful, because I'm in a, I'm in a shopping like I want stuff, like I'm going to buy stuff. And so I don't really, I don't mean I'm sure I'm being hypocritical, I'm sure people can point out a million times that I've abused my fame, but I try to like, I don't restaurants. And your answer just gave me anxiety. What, I know my getting anxiety. I guess it was so intense.

It's just like, what do you think of fame? And I'm like holding onto the fucking table. What do you think of fame? I mean, I think that it's, you know, there's like a double edged sword to it. I also think that you have perspective on fame when you have a degree of it. And you understand when you have a little,

like when you have some fame, you understand that there are levels to fame. Oh yeah. So like we, and like we have friends that are far more famous than us. Or we're always trying to get, I think that's put things in perspective too. I put it in perspective.

Every time. Yes. Anyone wants to give you something so they can get to Rogan. A lot of times. A lot of times. So I've realized I do not have access to Rogan that way. I cannot get you Rogan.

Yeah. And so, and I won't do it. I mean, it's just like as an example, I'm at the UFC and these people wave me over. Yeah, I wanted pictures, but one of them was like, I get a picture, and I go, sure, that I did like 25 of them or something. And then she's like, so, can you get Joe to come over here? And I was like, no, she was like, please, I was like, it's not going to happen. No. She's like, were you asking me to go, sure. And I go back over here and I was like, no. She was like, please, I was like, it's not gonna happen. No. She's like, were you asking him, I go, sure. And I go back over there and I see her,

she's like, and I look at him and I go, the person over there once he was like, he just like, you laughed. I was like, yeah, he's not gonna come up and come over to you. But yeah, people wanna, they also like, will you tell him stuff, you know, all that kind of stuff, you know.

Even with gifts, I get gifts given to me and they're like, and I made one for Joe? And I'm like, cool, looks like I got two. Thank you very much. I love these cutting boards. Yeah, I mean, here's the best part of fame is that sometimes there's just these perks that are actually honestly really desirable

and make life just easier in a moment. Like a restaurant. Like a restaurant. Literally have been to restaurants where they go, like we don't, sorry. And then just show your face or say your name and they go, actually we can accommodate. Oh, I've shown my face before.

So that part, you go like, that's pretty amazing. I would say that's a great perk. We went to Parents Weekend and this is one thing I've gotten comfortable with, is we went to Parents Weekend and the traffic was closed off and I was like, it's okay, just pull up. And the guys, they're not letting me in. I go, it's going to be fine. I just rolled my window down and the guys, like, oh, shit, the machine.

And I was like, what's up? I was like, we're trying to get in there. He's like, come on in. And you're like, and that up? I was like, we're trying to get in there. He's like, come on in. And you're like, and that, I've done that. I've done that a lot. I did it at the bucks game as a matter of fact. Yeah. I said to the guy, just don't worry.

Just show my face, will we find? And then, that's a perk. Yeah. That's a perk. And here's the thing that's to be fair about what, like, and I'm talking about the degree of fame that I experience, is that most of the time, it's just people being extra nice to you.

Yeah, that's it. So, like, how are you gonna complain about that? It's literally just people saying, hi, they tell you things, I love the special, I love the, I listen to the podcast and you know, I'm a big fan. I mean, what's, that's a nice, like if you were not, if you're not famous

and people would come up to you every day and be like, big fan, I mean, it does. Yeah. It's a nice thing to hear. The lady on the flight today, I was flying in and she said, I asked her a coffee on the flight. Look at you. Dude, I've changed so much. Can I really recognize you?

I know. I said, can I get a coffee and she went, sure. And she said, I know you. You fly this flight a lot and I said, no, I never actually never fly it. You're not it. And she said, but I know you. And I just, and I didn't know the way, right way to do it, so I just cut the chase I said no, I never actually never fly it. You're not it and she said but I know you and I just and I I didn't know the way it right way to do it. So I just cut it. I go I'm famous and she went

No, no, that's why you know me. You probably see me on TikTok or something she goes on with TikTok. I went Well, I know but it's Netflix. I said I should have Netflix cuz yeah, I said I have like five specials on Netflix have a movie on Netflix She went no, you're fucking with me, aren't you? And I went, no, excuse your messing with me. And I was like, okay, I was like, yeah, I don't know what to say. She gave me my coffee and I sit down. And then she comes back,

she has me up on Netflix, she goes, hey wait, you weren't lying. And I was like, why would I lie? I don't know, I need to cut to the chase because I just want the coffee. And I double thinking that maybe I should get a jack on the rocks. But that's the weirdest part is like when people, nope, I think this happens to me more than you,

but people know me, but don't know why they know me. Like I feel like I feel like I'm more recognizable because I put myself out there so much. Also, I don't feel like people would see you and be like, you look like this guy, Bert. They just know your Bert. A lot of people, or Bert, or Bert. Oh right, but they know that that's you.

I get a ton of, they're like, do you know who you look like? And they're like sincere. Really? And I'm like, who? And they're like, there's a comedian. You look just like him when I was like, oh, that's my cousin. And they're like, oh really? Like. You look just like him. And I was like, oh, yes, my cousin. And they're like, oh, really?

Like, yeah. And then they just walk away. This lady got on the plane last week. And I'm sitting next to this dude, not drinking. And she walks by. She works for the airline. And she walks by and she goes, lean over the guy.

And she goes, I just need you to, she was doing a jump seat. I might have told you this story before. She was doing a jump seat. I might told you the story before. She was in a jump seat. She was a flight attendant and she was like, I just need to tell you that you guys saved my life over the pandemic, like over the pandemic. You know, I wasn't working.

I was like, it was rough. And I just like, you're Jason Kelsey, right? Yeah, she goes, you save my life. Literally, I keep doing what you're doing. I love you. Super sweet. It was really great. And the guy next to me goes, like, actually like five minutes.

He goes, all right, I gotta ask what you do. And I was just like, I'm a doctor. He was like, really? Oh yeah. Yeah, I helped a lot of people during the pandemic. Yeah, I'm a doctor that flies in Lululemon tracksuits and has a new one every flight. I incubated about 100 lot of people during the pandemic. Yeah, I'm a doctor that flies in Lulele and track suits and has a new one every flight.

I incubated about 100,000 people during pandemic. I am a back sir. A jack. A lot of people. So, so what's our, what's our, what, what we're going to head to have with the Kelsey's about? That's what I was going to ask. We need to do like a meetup with them. Yeah, we should schedule something soon.

And then go big for the Super Bowl. What we should do is Talk to them about what it is and of course exclude anything physical. Yes, like it cannot be running jumping weightlifting Jumping. Oh, yeah jumping don't jump to that. Yeah, it's not your strong suit mine. How about the fact that they're fucking professional athletes? You can out jump them. I'm a swallow my zen. The, so then what are we going to head to head in? I can still jump higher than you by the way. Sidebar, no you can't. You want to do a thing?

Not now, I don't want to see it happen again. It's not going to happen again. Sidebar. I'll jump you. You think you can outjump me. For sure. How much do you weigh right now? 205.

You're 205? Yeah. It's so funny, you look so much bigger jump me? For sure. How much do you weigh right now? 205. You're 205? Yeah. It's so funny, you look so much bigger. Really? Like Jack. I'm 205, but for sure I can out jump you. Who's stomach do you think is smaller? What do you mean? If you measured it, I measure my body.

I measure it's the only way I can tell that I'm losing weight. Because I'm getting so muscular, so muscular. I took a great nude photo of myself today. Today? Today. Here? I know on the bus. I look good getting out of the shower and I was like, that's not just for me.

That's for anyone that wants it. So who'd you sign it to? Leigh Ann. Post it. You can do it on Twitter. I'll just edit out my dick. I'll do a roast beef challenge. I'll be like, I look so good in this. Drop edit out my dick. I'll do a roast beef challenge.

I'll be like, I look so good in this droppin' my dick and be like, I think you'll love hot dogs. Loving me a nice hot dog in your mouth. All right, Kelsey's comin' up, right? So what do you think? What do you think though? What kind of challenge? It either, here's the thing,

and it can't be cerebral because I don't know about Travis, but Jason's really smart. Sidebar, you know, we skated over Jason's wife. We did? Yeah, we didn't even talk about it. We talked about Travis' chick. Jason's wife is one bad motherfucker. Yeah, she's beautiful.

No, no, she's beautiful, but she is like, do you ever see the clip when he wants to bring his kids to the Super Bowl? She's like, no fucking way. We're not spending $4,000 so she can see the Super Bowl. And he's like, do you wanna go to the Super Bowl? And she's like, are you in it? And he's like, yeah, he's like, we're going to the Super Bowl.

She is a fucking awesome, she had to be a collegiate athlete. I think she was. She had to be. She is beautiful. She is beautiful. They might have met like at school or something. I gotta be answer the other. Yeah.

What if we could pit their chicks against each other? What if we bring in our wives in this? No, no, no, no, that's a bad call. Dude, we have to like, you know, hedge, like we gotta, what could we possibly be better at them? Reading out loud. Reading out loud? Yeah.

But again, Jason's a reader, I think. He's got like a degree or something. Oh, for real? Yeah. We'll be eating contest, Jason, a reader, I think. He's got like a degree or something. Oh, for real? Yeah. We'll be eating contest, Jason, we'll smoke us. Fuck yeah, I'm just keto right now. Drinking. Drinking.

We could fuck them up drinking. You think so? Yeah. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I saw Clevver, Jason, Kelsey, you can drink like 24 beers. Let's not do beers, let's do vodka or something. Ooh, that's my sweet spot, right? I can drink some vodka.

Fucking, they'll watch me sprint on a horse. This is a chaotic motion. Like a mind neck and the horse's neck going at the same fucking, gotta get away from physical shit, man. It's gotta be, they can raise more money and charity than us. They can do well. Yeah.

Cause the fucking tailor. We could. Yeah, he does things now. Well, something, okay, think about this one. No, when Travis does things now, he's got all these like, tailor fans, like some guy, the wide receipt, they're the tight end for like the,

who'd they play yesterday or something, ran off the sidelines and fell, and then he just extended his hand and picked them up And then that trended and it was all Taylor fans being like this is why I love him Like has said nice pulled up his old tweets and he was like he likes dogs Is there anything better than a dog? He just wouldn't have a great of a four-site to be good people. Yeah, I have great tweets in our background instead of what we have We should we should see if we're not so good.

I have a period of Twitter where I just thought it was a place you took shifts and posted those. Yeah, a lot of just stuff is pretty bad. All right, so it can't be anything with our past. Uh-oh. It's got to be something current. It's a dancing competition. I think you think they're gonna dance? I think Travis can. He's dated a lot of black chicks. Really? Yeah. Fuck. I haven't dated any. I hooked up with one.

Oh, the one that couldn't swim? Yeah. Chicken dance. I thought you looked bad with her. You saved her from rounding. Shout out to Tia. Ah, shit. You have to be a real two bears fan. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. You have to be a real two bears fan. Remember that story. Yeah.

Yeah. We got to think of something. They're going to come with an idea. No, they're not. Yeah, they are. They have no. They're going to be like this. Hey guys, big fans.

No. This is just something fun. Yeah, they're going to be like curls. They're going to be like, they're going to come with something. We're going to be like, man, man, man, man. We just do something fun. Yeah, they're gonna be like curls. They're gonna, like, they're gonna come up with something. We gotta be like, man, man, man, man, man, we gotta be like. Push ups. You don't wanna fucking do a push up contest with them. Yeah.

Hold your breath. Yeah. I'm probably gonna order them now. They're fucking probably got great lungs. Yeah, also they'll die doing it. You know what I mean? Yeah, hey guys, get in our comments and leave comments of let us know the challenge should be but like think of us Yeah, yeah, yeah, well like lean it towards us and and like come on be serious

No, you should have seen the comments when I was like I'm about to interview my childhood hero. Yeah, he's He's gonna be on the podcast. And everyone's like, I can't wait to see Hitler. Oh yeah. Where's he been? No. No one person guessed it. No, Doug Williams.

I didn't guess that either. Yeah. God damn it, man. What do we have that they don't have? What about trivia? I mean, it's possible. I really think that's probably, there's, oh, a newlywed contest. Like's probably... Oh, like a newlywed contest. Like that kind of thing or like a jeopardy style.

Like, you know. You have to have a partner pick-s-inary. Something like that. Now you're thinking right, I think. Yeah, yeah. It's like, and here's the thing. Yeah. I bet they've never had their cocks tethered together with electrodes.

We've done that. Yeah, we have. You know, camera on a mace are gonna want in. I'm gonna be like, yo, yo, your dicks are out. Holla, that's your boy. I can't kill it. Can't. What about writing a Christmas song?

Writing a song. He's got a little leg up on songwriting. Fucking shit. No, I think it's like, do you know your, your buddy? Do you know your partner? It's like, it's a game that brothers like, do you know your buddy? Do you know your partner? It's like, it's a game that brothers told me. I know. But brothers, they share everything.

We should do couples therapy and really empty out our boats. We need to get ready for this. Yeah, we do. This is happening. And we gotta bring some ideas to the table. To them saying. I bet. Forget physical.

So it definitely has to be something that you... It's got to be talent wise. It's got to be... It's telling or it should be... It should be talent wise. Singing or dancing or acting out a scene from a movie. We're going to act out scenes. I don't know.

Brokeback Mountain. Let's see if he'll spin on his cock and put it in his brother's ass. I'll do it to you. Or you can do it to me. Oh, okay, I'll take that one. Surfing? No, nothing physical. It's gotta be talent-wise.

Because we can really razzle dazzle the group. Like, especially on a stage, if we're doing it, the Super Bowl, if we do, if we meet with them, and they're up to doing like a big, co-event at the Super Bowl. Yeah. And then we have crowds, like singing the national anthem. Or like, like something really fucking epic.

Yeah, I don't know that they can sing. I don't think they can. Can you sing? Come on. We said that like, I have the best singing voice in the world. I'm like, if I had not been a standup comedian, I would be a frontman.

A karaoke contest. Now you're thinking that's a long answer. Air guitar, air banding, we're air band. We roller skating, something that's just something they haven't done in a while that we can really practice when that while they're playing in their professional football season. Okay, and we can bring the fucking thunder. What we want, what we really want is the viral clip of us beating them. And everyone just going, they're undeniable. They're undeniable. Right. It's gonna be be it'll be huge

And then they'll do theirs and then people will you know they'll laugh and repost theirs and then all the Swifties will be like He's so great. Don't you love a guy who can't sing yeah, and then but then me and you will belt fucking What what genre of music are you best at singing? Sadly a lot of like 90s shit. Like rock? Yeah. Rock, I'm a great like folk artist.

You're a great folk artist. Like Irish folk, the pokes. Fulk, folk, me folk, folk. Okay. It was Nick Fulk, right? I don't know. And the other quarterback for the Eagles, Nick Fulk. I get the big dick.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we can, we can, what do you pull it up? I love the Eagles Nick Falk. I get it. The big dick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We can, we can, what do you pull it up? I love it. Nick Falk. Yeah. Nick Falk penis though.

You've been doing jujitsu or nothing. It's gotta be a real, like talent show. Put it tight penis. How big it see? How big dick neck got his nickname. Yeah. Is that him now? Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah, it's got to be some sort of talent contest. Okay, some sort of talent show.

Some sort of like you can play the piano. We you know, we just got to come in like step brothers. Okay, some sort of talent show, some sort of like, you can play the piano. We, you know what, we just gotta come in like step brothers. Yeah. Yeah, we do. We gotta put them, fuck, and put them in their place, dude. If we do, if we do original songs, and we gotta trust that they're not gonna lean in

on the biggest song, singer, songwriter, or generation. You trust that? No. You know he's gonna be like, Taylor, right? Everyone real quick. Yeah. And she's gonna just write a perfect song. Yeah.

Yeah. Think they got us like the Eagles versus the Bucks. Once gay and once retarded. You're like, wait, what? Wait, is that about them or us? I think it's us. I think it's us. I think it's us.

I think it's us. I think it's us. I think it's us. I think it's us. I think it's us. I think it's us. I think it's us. I think it's us.

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I think it's us. I think it's us. I think it's us. I think it's us. I think it's us. I think it's us. I think it's us. I think it's us. Beat up the caresses and we're like, yo, what? These two guys are like, I'm not sure I want to do this contest anymore. Or make sure you believe it. See they can suck their own dicks. All right. Well, we know it's coming up. What's coming up?

We're gonna talk to them. Yep. Let's recap the episode. This has been a crazy episode. It's been fun. In this episode, Tom did the majority of talking. Did I? Oh, it was aggressive.

I don't know, the booth way in. What do you guys think? 50-50? It's better than 80-20, right? It was evening out. Okay, good. We donated a house for Habitatif for Humanity. I made you.

We tried Russian Zins. Those are not Zins. They're fucking not Zins. I held my shit over, well over an hour. I'm sweating aggressively. I have barbecuating for me. Cool. And it's all on with the Kelsey's.

Cool. Let's do it, man. They clap back. We heard their clap. Everyone's check out Mason Cameron. It is what it is. And I love you. I love you too, man.

We'll see you guys next week. Bird and Tom, time and bird. One goes top and swath the other. Where's the shirt? Tom tells stories and birds, the machine. There's not a chance and hell that they'll keep clean. Here's what we call to Bears One Cave. Two bears won't cave.