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That part is clear. They are not joining each other for the holidays. Do you think that's the biggest out of all the worlds of people who hate each other? Is that like, they're number one? I don't know. There's a lot of people that really hate each other. Really? I mean, Iran, didn't they just fire some

Missiles towards Pakistan. That's pretty what's Pakistan done? I don't know, but I wouldn't fire missiles at them. You know so funny I don't even know all I know is they're like really into cricket. They are. I also have nuclear weapons. Are you serious? That's what I meant. Are you serious? Pakistan has nuclear weapons. Yeah, shut the fuck up. Yeah. Yeah. That's like the fat chick coming back hot. Yeah And you're like what the fuck? Yeah, you don't want to fight with people with nuclear weapons Iran doesn't so I would have Totally have said we could go to war with Pakistan and a heartbeat really 1.2 billion people. They have a lot of people Yeah, I thought I thought just under a billion. I thought it was a suburb of India

That's how that's just somebody from Pakistan. Wait India was a suburb of India. Tell that to somebody from Pakistan. Wait, India was bigger, India or Pakistan? India is bigger. India has nuclear weapons? Does India have nuclear weapons? They're definitely in the cricket. I would think so. I would think India does. Is Kumail Pakistani? Yes. Oh, that sneaky fucker. Yes. And he didn't tell us anything about these nuclear weapons. They do. So they have what 1.2 1.4 billion Doesn't Pakistan have like 800 million people or something like that? What's the population of Pakistan? It's got to be up there Oh, it's only 213 what country do you think I'm way off? Sorry, but we got to say it though Pakistan is 230 million people, but India's population is what it's over a billion a billion

Yeah, they don't have condoms over there. 1.4 billion. Look at that, dude. 1.4 billion. Yeah, but like, I don't mean this disrespectfully, but what have they done? Sorry. With all those people.

But what do we got in America? Like a couple hundred million? And we're killing it. Here, we have 320 million people, 330. Do you think, what's their GNP? I wonder if California's GNP is bigger than India's. You mean the gross domestic product? Whatever it's called.

You know. GDP. GDP. GDP. For India? Okay. 3.176. This is how little I know about India. Yeah. If you told me where does all their money come,

I would think it's from making soccer balls. It's the fastest growing economy in the world right now. For real? Yeah. And what do they make? Like what's a big Indian product? What is a big Indian product? Food. Sure.

What's California's GDP? Hold on, let's see, what's with India's product this first? I want to go to India, by the way, that's one of my my intrinsic value trips. Chemicals, cereals, pharmaceuticals, of course. Machinery, iron. Seminal fluids. Yeah. Lewis Phillip. Luis Philippe. Who's he? Don't know. Race car driver.

Uh, named after the French monarch, of course. Of course. Don't know who that is. It's a clothing brand. Oh. Oh. I never even worn it. Yeah, but do you imagine how many people wear it there?

I bought a suit. It's on the lit. This is really big news. Yeah, fuck India. I bought a suit. Ffff. Fuck India. I guess that's like, like...

We don't have to say fuck India. India's cool. I love India. Like Russell Peters I guess that's like. We don't have to say fuck India, India's cool. I love India. Like Russell Peters doesn't even like India. Really? Secret time. I think so. I'm gonna tell him I wanted to go there

and he goes, I wouldn't. He may have said you might not want to go there. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, I heard it's like rough there. Well, of course there's rough parts. No, no, no, no, no, like all of it. Really? Yeah, like everyone gets sick when they go to those there. I think that's true. Yeah, a lot of people go to India

I'm not a good listener, so I don't know what he said I think you know you you didn't pay attention at all the secrets of Game of Thrones. I don't know if FaceTime at Russell Peters Okay, and we'll get the real Indian download. Actually, it's a great idea Hey Siri FaceTime Russell Peters This will be good. Come on, you whore. Okay. Is it ringing? Yeah. I'll put him so he sees you.

He'll tell more Indian secrets if he sees you. Yeah. What time do you think it is in LA? Two hours earlier than it is here. It's just two. They kept that. They kept that and changed that. What do you think he's doing?

Boxing? Maybe. Oh, I bet he's got great Cat Williams gossip. Oh, he definitely does. How come Cat Williams didn't go off on him? Maybe he likes him. Motherfucker. That sucks.

This would have been a great call. Yeah. Hey, can you text him like dude, you need to call me back? Yep. ASAP emergency. I'm stuck. I'm stuck in Bombay. Is it bad that I think we only call him about Indian things and black people? No, that's his expertise. Hey, I'm doing a podcast with Tommy FaceTime us Russians were really big in chess I Thought we were on your suit. Oh, I got a suit. Okay. Sorry. I what is wrong with my brain? So I'm still thinking about countries I was trying to figure out why Russians were so big in the chest and it was because of the Soviet That is like the one thing they were good at.

So they just dumped a bunch of money into the kids learning chess. Really? Yeah, Casparov's like the dude. I've been really into chess these days. So my dad was just like an avid chess player. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah, he always had like 25 games going at once, right?

Like, yeah, yeah, constantly. Multiple chess boards and then he would be playing like 30 games on his computer and on his iPad, it was just chess, 24-7. And was he good? Yeah, he was constantly. Multiple chess boards, and then he would be playing like 30 games on his computer, and on his iPad it was just chess, 24-7. And was he good? Yeah, he was a good player. So it's a lot more complicated than you think. Well, there's tears to it, like anything else, yeah.

No, it's like really hard. Well, the advanced players are astonishingly good. I would consider myself intermediate, and I've never won. You consider yourself an intermediate player? I play a lot more than the average person. How do you know that? In this country, I am an intermediate chess player. How do you know that? I'm a top tier back an intermediate player. I play a lot more than the average person in this country I am an intermediate chess player. How do you know that? I'm a top tier back in the game. I'm playing this weekend this weekend This weekend I got really into chess and you get a private chess tutor

Mm-hmm, and I'm gonna learn I mean I'm already doing like things Bobby Fisher does Like I am I just it's easy. You just it's not my own thought process by just stealing from Bobby Fisher does. Like I am. I just, it's easy. You just, it's not my own thought process by just stealing from Bobby Fisher. Yeah. Ruby's, Ruby's a gamut. Yeah. It's really interesting. What I do is I tack from the right side and they don't expect that. They think you're going to attack to try to control the center of the board, but I tack from the right and a lot of people don't expect that. they don't see it coming and I'm trading fucking horses for castles horses for castles I tried a horse for a castle the other day and they were like it's a deceiving move and then and then boom I got him cornered I

leveraged my queen once I leveraged my queen once they thought this guy didn't know what he's doing he doesn't realize he's playing against Bobby Fisher yeah yeah was this online you're playing? Yeah against computer. Uh-huh. Yeah, what level did you set it at? intermediate intermediate it's it's been my passion I was on the chess team when I was You were not saying that cuz I told you I'm in the chest. No, I swear to you I was on the chest team in fourth grade and yeah, it was a so they had a I wonder if they still have a thing about it Because I was on the chess team at Zachary Lane middle school

Will you Google that see because I remember that we would go to chess tournaments and people were like you play at Zachary Lane They're like oh shit. I swear to God See if it's a if it's even a thing still So I'm a high-level backgammon player like like elite I would argue. How long you been playing backgammon? A long time. Okay. Like probably 20 years. It's a sorry that's in where is that that's in is that in wait was it fourth grade? Like a fucking whoop of fourth graders ass. I don't know. Is it elementary? Oh elementary school. Where is it say that?

Yeah, in Plymouth, yeah, yeah. See if they have a chess team. They still have it? Yeah, chess club, right? Mr. Morley? I don't remember, dude. They had like a bonkers chess program there. And I went to a tournament and this kid,

I was like, he was just like, where do you go to school? And I go to Zachary Lane and he was like, oh he was like fuck like he's like you guys are the shit He kicked my ass, but like yeah, dude. I was around chess a lot Is it's so much more complicated than checkers. Yeah, no shit than checkers. Yeah, no shit. Like checkers. Are you just putting that together? It's like checkers on steroids. Like you really know what you're doing. See, it's not like checkers. Well, see, here's the thing about chess. And this is why I'm, this is what is my downfall

when I play backgammon. Is like, there's typical chess moves, you know, control center of the board. Okay. And then I always think if he thinks that's what I'm gonna Do I'm gonna do the opposite? Mm-hmm. So I'm the same with backgammon like I'll always do you know? Do you know the chess pieces names? Do you know those? Yeah, what are they? You got it? What's in the front row pawns? There you go. Yeah, clean King. Uh-huh then horses It's a horse night. Those nights. Yeah, then what Horses. It's a horse. Night. Those nights? Yeah.

Then what are the ones? Rooks. There's no... Is that castles? Castles and then you got the bishops. Hmm. Right? Yeah.

The ones that look like priests. Sure. They go sideways or diagonal. Horses go up and over like a tight end. And then the other ones just are wide receivers. They go straight away. That's pretty good way of breaking it down. Yeah.

And so, yeah, I like to take my horses and I like to confuse them. I like to go horse move twice, pawn up to right. And then they think I'm going to go pawn one. Jesus, don't give away your strategy like this. And then I go and then I go, I go horse hop, horse hop, horse hop sometimes and it confuses them. and they don't know what I'm doing they don't know I've studied a lot of Casper off and Bobby Fisher. This whole weekend you did. This whole weekend. I know more about Che, Stalin was really into chess that's why the chess program got so big

because he was really into chess. Napoleon was really big into chess. All these big gangsters were into chess and I thought I'm sleeping if I'm not, I don't get really good at chest. And what a gangster move if a guy like me sits down on a chess board and just starts, do you know who Magnus Carlson is? So he was my gateway into chess. Magnus Carlson is the motherfucker.

Is he a young guy? The fuck yet gorgeous, full head of hair, sleek body, dresses clean, look at this kid. Look at this kid, he's like, if Chris Hemsworth and Leonardo DiCaprio had a baby. Okay. And he comes in, this is what he does,

and I do this a lot. Oh, look, he's in a suit, is that why you got a suit? That's why I got a suit, fucking tailored Winston Churchill suit. Oh, is that his day? Is it? Yeah, Wednesday, so I wake up, I start drinking at eight in the morning,

soft scotch, cigar in bed, breakfast in bed, paper, probably won't read it, so I wake up I start drinking at 8 in the morning soft scotch cigar in bed Breakfast in bed paper probably won't read it, but I'll stand there with it Yeah, I'll go full cigar then I get in the in the bath. I take a bath with a bottle of champagne. Where are you staying? Nowhere where I say where I always stay you get smoking bed. Uh-uh. Oh, I got an extra room Okay, I just got a room. I'll smoke in smoking it. And then I go to the club at noon, and we do call and stick to work show, and then drink throughout the day, have some duck later that night, and live like Winston Churchill for a day.

So tell me about getting a suit, because I'm a big fan. I've never, I've had them, but I got them for the premiere of the movie by El Grudam really quick. And so I didn't fit in any of them. And then when I lost weight, I didn't fit in them again. And so then I went in and they were like, here's the crazy thing about a suit. I can't tell what a good suit,

I can't tell if a suit's good or expensive or not. So they're like, do you want a suit? And I was like, yeah, and they're like fucking $2,500. I was like, no fucking way, I'm gonna wear it once. So then they got me like a $300 suit.-hmm, and then they just tailor to your body Yeah, and it looks good cuz it's no one can tell the cloth right yeah, where'd you go? Just I don't know Like one day suit broker really I think so I got two of them I gotta get I'm I gotta get we gotta get your measurements and

We got to have my boy Rashawn do one for you at Samus Taylor in Hong Kong Oh, that's right. You got an expensive suit in China in Hong Kong and you got a couple didn't you? Yeah, yeah, they're supposed to arrive today, but are you serious? Yeah, it's my new look. It's got a vest and everything Yeah, bow tie. Oh In the pocket. Yeah, I can't fucking wait. So Magnus Carlson, so I don't know, like, I don't know everything, but he's, he's so like chess matches start and then you got like four minutes to go, right? He always shows up

late, always shows up late. Like his dude does his first move, like pawn to up or whatever, and then wait or unless he's doing like I do and he has fucking pawn horse or whatever. And then horse and then Magnus Carlson shows up late and then wait or unless he's doing like I do and he has a fucking pawn horse or whatever. Yeah, pawn horse. And then Magnus Carlson shows up late and then organizes his area and as the clock's ticking down for his move, he's like getting his water ready, like putting his treats out.

And then he just goes like this, pawn. And then everyone gets frustrated with him. And then he beats everyone. He's the best jet pilot. How old is he? He looks so young. He's young, He's young. The kids, the brain on that person has to be so complex

because you have to think through. He's 33. He's 33 years old. Mm hmm. I wonder if he's a good conversationalist. He's Norwegian. Sven Magnus Oolot Carlson. Oolot Carlson. Yeah. He's Norwegian. And he's a grandmaster. I think I'm just like a master right now. I wonder how quick he could beat me in chess. I bet I could hold, that's a game.

How many moves do you think he could beat me in chess? Whatever the minimum amount is. Like what's the quickest moves you could get beaten in chess? I wonder if I could. Two. You can't beat someone. I think it's four. It's two if you fuck up, but yeah.

You think you can beat me in under four? No, I could stave him off. I'd go full Bobby Fisher on him. You think you, how many moves do you think you got on Magnus? 10. 10. Easy. Easy.

Easy, I got 10. Easy, I got 10. Pawn, another Pawn. I go old school and like play it safe. Pawn, another pawn. I go old school and play it safe. Pawn, pawn, horse, diagonal. And then what's it called, flip flop? Flip flop. You know when you do the thing,

you do castle to king and they switch moves? I do that. That's five right there. I just keep my barrier up. And then he's going to slip up. You think he's going to slip? He'll slip because he'll underestimate me, not understanding that I know a little bit of what I'm doing. I know the high level shit. You said an understanding.

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It's like, when you go, this guy doesn't know anything, but I know a little something. So he's gonna think I know nothing. And then he's gonna be like, at one point he'll be like, hold on, he's going full Casper off and I'll switch it up. I'll go Bobby Kelly on him. Bobby Kelly? Or Bobby Lee. Bobby fucking Fisher. Bobby Fisher. Bobby Fisher, you know Bobby Fisher is Jewish and he hates Jewish people?

Yes. That's what he was in the documentary. That's right. That's true. And then they said to him, Bobby... He's a pretty complicated guy. You think? Yeah. He was in a cult. When he played Kasparov, this is fascinating to me.

This is like old school. They go and play and he wins, but all the cameras, or he loses to Kasparov, but all the cameras around. He goes, no fucking cameras. I don't want any fucking cameras. Stalin's like, yo, get the fuck out of there, Kasparov. Get the fuck out. He's like, we already get the fuck out of there, Kasparov. Get the fuck out. He's like, we already won.

That's all we need is we beat him. You are now the fucking champion. And Kasparov's like, nah, I got him. And then Fisher lit him up. I could be wrong about names. Yeah. It might be Kaparov. They're a couple of good Russians.

Yeah, the Russians were really good. They were really fucking good. It's kind of sad that they let go of communism. How you think so? Yeah, they should have rode that horse. I think they rode it for a while. Yeah, but they should have stuck with it. You think so?

Yeah, because I think they'll go back to it. When? I think communism is gonna make another. Another show of it? Yeah, I think so. I said, look, I sound like a lunatic, but when they were all shitting on George Bush, I said, trust me, one some, I sound like a lunatic, but when they were all shitting on George Bush, I said, trust me, one day, people are gonna look back

and be, think fondly of George Bush. And everyone's like, no fucking way. The other day I said to someone, don't you miss George Bush a little bit? And they're like, fuck yeah, I do. Junior? Yeah, he was a, his dad was a fucking gangster. Yeah, I mean, his dad.

His dad was a real fucking motherfucker. He was a motherfucker, that's for sure. Like a real man, like they don't make men like that. Dive bombing into fucking Japanese planes. Like, we ran the CIA. I mean, those are usually pretty gangster dudes. Fuck yeah. We have some foreign treats here.

You wanna try something? Yes, I would love, I love. You said you're hungry. I'm starving and I love experiencing new flavors. Yeah, what about, what's this? What's that? I don't know. I don't need my fucking glasses.

I'm excited to see what we have. Dude, hair transplants are looking good these days. And cocket fillers are too. Cocket fillers? Yeah. They reached out. I'm listening. Okay. Like, it can fillers? Yeah. They reached out. I'm listening. Okay. Like, it can get bigger?

Yeah. And is it always bigger? Because that's what I would like. It stays bigger. I would like an always big cock. Yeah. I would take an always big cock for a hard cock. Oh my god. What is this? Is it smell bad? It smells like fucking cat food It's a sandwich spread I'm gonna throw up and I haven't even smelled it. I'm taking my sin out. Yeah You suck yours in when you're done what do you mean get the last little bit of it You have the sex with sins in no,. Oh, me either. You do? Fuck yeah. Is it better?

Uh huh. Put two in sometimes. Really? Really feel it. Does it affect your sex life? I don't know. I always wonder if she can feel it. Like, because it's in my mouth and then if I go down on her, does she get the effects

of me? Holy shit. What? Okay, pretend I didn't say that. Okay. Alright. We'll take a little bite. Okay. Oh, it's soft.

It's a sandwich spread. Go ahead, you go first. It's a sandwich spread. I'll take a little off just so that we don't want to take all of it. Yeah. What, so does we have? Not the fucking integration liquid desk looking for.

Like, yeah, push shit in the mouth and then wash it down with. That didn't look too bad. If you don't breathe in through your nose, it's not bad. Oh, my God. Here, try it. OK. If you don't breathe in through your nose, it's not that bad. I wonder what it is. I never read what it is. I'm glad I didn't before I ate it. Man. It sits on the back of your tongue. It's a pork sandwich spread from Denmark.

Oh. Oh god. That was bad. Oh god. That was bad. That was bad. Oh, that burp was disgusting. You know how hungry you have to be to eat that? Oh god, that's...

And it was all in the back of my tongue, and now it's in the back of my nose. I need another zen. I need a zen to clean up... a pallet center. That smells terrible. Oh my god, oh fuck. Oh God.

It's not good, it's in my mowers. Ha ha ha. I do a little more than that. Just do a little big bite. No, I don't think so, I think this is enough. It's in the back, it's like in my, it's in my, I'd say that's in, you're gonna need it. You're gonna need it.

The fuck's wrong with Danish people? It's not that good, it's not that good. It's not that good. It's not that good. It's not that good. It's not that good. Can you imagine ice skating to school and then having a sandwich of this? It's so bad. Don't throw up. I'm gonna throw up if you throw up.

That was really bad wait you burp it up it's so bad the fuck's wrong with Danish people that was the first one oh fuck's all I had I would have moved to America too Lisa chicks fuck mm that was fucking disgusting. That was really bad. Maybe we should wash it down with a sardine. These sardines, these are Moroccan sardines. That's the best place to get sardines. In a box? Are they supposed to be in a fucking can? Sardines are good. I like sardines. This will be a palette cleanser. I've been eating chicharones a lot. Really? Yeah, because I'm being car-kino, carno.

Can I eat it, you know? Oh, thank God there's a can. All right. Sardines are like pussy. They don't smell great at first. Oh, wow. These are fucking aggressive. Really? Wow. Holy shit.

Should I keep my zen in? Oh, I don't want my zen to be tainted by Sardinia. Oh, Jesus. All right. I'm going to just leave it open like that. to be tainted by Sardine. Uh-huh. Oh, Jesus. All right, I'm gonna just leave it open like that. And they're not very malleable. You'd think they'd be a little... These are heart healthy.

Yeah. Who was I just watching? I was watching a celebrity eat these. They're great sources of protein. Are healthy. Yeah. Who was I just watching? I was watching a celebrity eat these. They're great sources of protein. Are they? Yeah. But man, there's a gelatinous thing on the side. Do you see the gelatinous thing?

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Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Trash can, there's a trash can there? No trash can for him? There is one. There's a trash can. You should try one. You should try one after that?

Put a big one on your tongue, just let it sit on your tongue. Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. It's so fucking aggressive. Ugh. It takes the whole fucking tase that overwhelms your mouth at a second. It's so fucking aggressive. It takes the whole fucking taste that overwhelms your mouth at a second. Are you going to do a case of sins? What is that? Are these a different type of sardine?

I mean they came in a box from Morocco. 300 calories for one sardine. What? Or maybe for the whole box. Here, use your trine one. Put the whole, just get a big one and just let it fill in your tongue. Let's see if you can leave one on your tongue. Here, give me the plate though too. Give me a plate.

God, you know there's this fucking hot chick. I think it was like Angie Harmon was just eating sardines. Some of them are good. Wait, are they're not all the same? Well, the ones in a restaurant usually don't taste like this. How do we doctor that up? Do we have hot sauce? You're not taste like this. How do we doctor that up? Do we have hot sauce?

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There's in. Oh man, that smell just came over here. It smells aggressive. Yeah. It smells aggressive. Oh, it's got like a fucking sour taste in my mouth now fuck me Smell is strong man. I can't imagine Andrew Zimmer and did this for a living Oh my god, he just did this everywhere every time he went out. Just get a big one and just put it on your tongue

No, no, no, yeah, yeah, you're really hook one There you go, there you go. Just don't close your eyes, close your nose, put it in your tongue. This smell is so strong. It's really aggressive. Just go for it, just go for it. You can do it. Your face, your face isn't helping at all. I just know what I've been through.

Just chew it, chew it, give a bite. You just shit did you just shit That's terrible who the fuck eats sardines You're crying. I just had a matter. I had about an Italian restaurant. They didn't taste like that. Do they what do they clean them up or something? Oh the taste doesn't you think if you dip them ranch they're better You think if you dip them ranch they're better? Holy shit. Those are really fucking bad. Those are terrible. Can you imagine just getting sardines and being like here's dinner guys. Let's get something basic like that bag of chips. What's that? What are those? These are shrimp snack. Shrimp snacks. Oh, this is fucking good. Probably Vietnam. Yeah, East Asia. I can't see anything. Ah, that's gonna be good. Flip shrimp flavored snacks. These are made

out of Chino, California. These are American. Okay. These are gonna be great. Cool. There'll be a palette cleanser. There'll be a palate cleanser. Oh, it smells like shrimp, but the kind that you go, should we eat these? Better? It's obviously better than the sardine, right? It's way better than the sardine. Here, let me see that. Let me see the spread.

I bet they're pretty good in the sardine here let me see that let me see the spread I bet they're pretty good little pork and shrimp pork over one just went oh I got my front teeth I got my front teeth. Let me try it. Let me try the chip. The chips aren't bad. The chips are way better. Chips aren't bad. They're not bad. They're not bad. Yeah, it's not my go-to now Oh, I would never fucking go. Oh, who's got who brought the shrimp snacks? No, this is gonna be a great Super Bowl good We should have these backstage at our show for the MGM. Oh, I mean like you guys should try Try get some spread on them. Take a little I bet watch people just puke everywhere

I bet if you do here we go. Oh fuck the thing is you got to mash them up a little bit So I bet if you do a little bit of pork spread a little bit of sardine on a shrimp cracker Hold on Okay And then you just mash it up see I bet this is actually really good Really good. I don't know. Well, you put it on I bet I bet just like this is good Okay, okay pork and sardine you throw a chip into sardine sardine and pork and beans throw a chip in with it I know chip. Yeah, that'll probably help

That'll probably help. Holy shit. It's like doing a shot, you just gotta breathe in first. Yeah, yeah. I'm already having fucking. Do it, chew it. Chew it, chew it, chew it. Chew it, chew it. Chew it, chew it. Chew it, chew it. Chew it, chew it. You got it, you got it.

It went down. It went down. It went down. It went down. It went down. It went down. It went down. It went down. Is that good? That's good.

It is so bad. No? This sardine's overwhelming. Yeah. Well, yeah, these are deeds are like That's all you can remember Like that, I don't even know what that is. I'm gonna like it. It's olives. Oh, I love olives. I hate all of give me an olive I love olives. Oh Fuck my hand can't even open this Fuck Oh fuck my hand can't even open this oh fuck

Is someone watching this going their third world shaming yeah Yeah, yeah, I know you're like no no no Oh, that smells strong. Oh, holy shit. Yeah Oh, they smell great really Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's good. That's fucking nice. Yeah. Look, you're not gonna like them. It's a lot of olive.

It's like when I like cock and then someone pulls out a 12 inch cock and you're like, that's a lot of cock. I said I like cock, I didn't say it like that. That's a lot of olives. If you don't like olives, you're not gonna like that. I'm not gonna like it at all. Oh.

Ah, fuck. Oh, kind of fucking olives with these. Yate. How about this? What are these? Duh. Pineapple ginger? That's nice.

What is it? Jamaican. Yeah, of course. They all have diabetes. Yeah. Of course we're gonna like their food. Pineapple ginger, is there alcohol in this? I don't know, my stomach hurts.

No, oh, wait, you're trying olive. Oh, fuck. If you're only like olives, you're not gonna like olives. I see some gelatinous shit over there. Just try an olive. That's a lot of olive. They're super soft. So they kind of melt in your mouth. And then you got to run your teeth over the pit to get the pit out.

There's a pit in there. You should know that. I remember eating olives, not knowing there were pits inside them. Just fucking going at them. We were like, what's this crunchy part in the center? Okay. eating olives, not knowing there were pits inside them, just fucking going at them, and we were like, what's this crunchy part in the center?

Okay. Ooh, that's an, that's, olives stays with you. More, I can taste the olive in my mouth more than the sardine and the pork spread and the shrimp chick. That's really exciting. I'm fucking putting this in back in my mouth. I think we should be done after this. Oh.

No, I want to see what else they got, because this looks good. What's that? Oh, this is fucking candy. Okay. This looks good. This gelatinous Membrilio. Yeah.

Okay. Just pop it in and let it run around your teeth. Let it play in tag. I hate olives. For real? Yeah. I love olives. And those olives are pretty aggressive. I like olive oil. Oh, everyone likes olive oil. I know.

I think it's weird that I like olive oil and I'll even like an olive oil like top and not You know like but it's different olive. I think I'm scared you can be fine You've had worse in your mouth. What's the worst thing you've ever had in your mouth? I don't want to think about it I That's days really bad it's an aggressive olive. It's not it like the olives you normally have Like the purple normally olives are black. I think that it's been in brine. It's been in brine too long Hmm

Fucking pineapple ginger beer is fucking amazing. Where the fuck is this from? Peru fuck them. Those are your people. I don't like him anymore. Your mom grew up eating those Hamful you go to school. She got her handful of olives. Oh, I'll come to Machu Picchu Mystic to Jamaica the Jamaicans got it down man Jamaicans know what the fuck's going on like if you had to be if you had to be one black guy from one country What black country would you pick to be from Jamaica? Everyone everyone picks Jamaica. Kenya. Kenya. I just would have run like the wind. Ha ha. If you're from Kenya, you have one of those hard to pronounce names that starts with an N

and you're like, Ngweekwee? Yeah. Yeah, and you're like, I'd rather be Jamaica. They're like, yo Travis. Travis, come here, buddy. Boom-ba-clack, Travis. Got a big blue eye re-ore. Those white guys from Jamaica are fucking, they're shit. Who? Ah Those white guys from Jamaica are fucking the shit who we never meet there's white people from Jamaica people excelled the land No, just like there's you know

Population has white people there too. No. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah, like not like people at work at the hotels I met I met this white girl from Jamaica. Hold up hot white Jamaican chick. God damn it, that sounds sexy already. Holy shit, except then you gotta go into every fucking chicken spot with her going, I want the bone but not the fucking ugly one. There we go. No, why? But you want to hear him speak, man. I want to hear him speak.

Yeah. I want to hear a hot white Jamaican chick. Go full chat, Hanks. But go to videos. Oh videos oh dude there's a one like look at her both of those are gonna be white girls well we gotta put our yeah that's fucking she does not look Jamaican now I know but listen

chicken no and yeah at the end of it when I'm done everything already I go through a teaspoon of brown sugar in the sauce and mix it with me I already done chicken oh wow maybe leave brown sugar is our flavor enhancer and it in a day if we make the dish sweet enough, I just increase the flavor, you know. No cook oil like, because sugar is optional, you know. If you're not like sugar. Isn't that wild?

You're not just, you just not put it in here. You don't see white chicks like that. Yeah, but you know how many fist fights you get into with her order and me want some pizza. And they're like, shut, can you just do it the way we do it? They're right behind us. Yep.

Me want them boomer clack. There's rude boys behind me. No, the fuck them boy. If you were, if she was here in the States, people would think she's doing like a bit. Of course. It's Chet Hanks. Chet Hanks. Chet Hanks.

Ever seen Chet Hanks do boomer clack? He does that. Are you serious? No, I haven't seen him. By the way, he's someone I want to fucking party with. Chet Hanks? Fuck. You want to talk about Burk, he's someone I want to fucking party with. Chat Hanks? Fuck. But you want to talk about Burk Riser geeking out?

If I run into Chat Hanks? He's getting the full treatment. Oh. Yeah. He's getting top to bottom. He's going to ask me to walk away. Pulling Chat Hanks doing, uh, doing, uh, patois. Oh my God.

Chat Hanks doing patois is one of my favorite things ever. I feel like, you know, when you, when you, when you have like a, Oh my god Chad hangs doing Patois one of my favorite things ever I Feel like you know when you when you when you have like a you drink too much you puke for hours no that that That feeling as I come down like it's all gone now That's how I feel from from how violently I've been spitting this up. It's pretty uh Here yeah I mean, I didn't, it didn't sound terrible, right? I mean, he sounds like he knows what he's doing. Yeah. I mean, but he's, he's claiming it's because he dated someone

Like is that what he's saying? That's his explanation that it was a guess. I guess I don't know. I don't need him to explain it Yeah, I don't give chet gets such a pass because of all of his dad's work for me that he can do whatever he wants Hmm. You ever seen when he got beat up by his girlfriend? She hit him with a pot on this head like a cooking pot. Yeah, she's like beat him hit him with a pot And he was bleeding he did not speak past while when the cops showed up. There's video that she fucking hit me man She fucking hit me with a pot He does he can do he does he did 75 hard he did yeah, he did says first time I ever heard of it. Watch it Yeah, holy shit

Okay, I tell you something It's really hard look at him look this is not patois face. I know I know but this really hard to To have been hit like that be bleeding and not want to make a video. Oh In that moment, you know, So what's he say here? He's trying to flip the story. Yes, I'm wearing the box. Wow. When I'm done with your ass.

Wow. When I'm done with you. She just attacked me with a knife. You wanna get at my face. She just attacked me with a knife, there's the proof. She's mad cause I caught her stealing. Poor Chad. Stealing my money.

Ooh, fucking Chad. Taking my credit cards and charging her rent to them, all this shit like that. Poor chat. Jesus Christ. You know what? It makes you really upset when somebody does that. I didn't think he should have done Pat Watter there. I'm gonna be dead like your mama Put what you make a little chicken you put some brown sugar in it. We did a Irish with it I just do I love that the group is my fam Brown sugar really bring the flavor out does it really yeah when we went to Oh, we went to trip flip was such a shit show. It was so I love the guys that produced it

But the times I just ran into somebody that worked for you on that, a camera guy. He was at the UFC and he was like, hey man, and he goes, I'm- Was it a sound guy? I thought it was a, maybe a sound guy. Short guy? Yeah. Yeah, sound guy. Eric Beanie, he's fucking hilarious.

Yeah. We were in Jamaica and they're like, we're gonna take you to the Blue Ivory Hole. It's a very magical hole where they're soothing properties with the water that will calm you down and heal your body. But it's got to be delivered by an authentic Jamaican. So we were like crates. We drive up these back roads all the way up to the top. We get there.

There's five black dudes sitting on a park bench. None of them look like sorcerers. Like they're all just regular dudes. And we find out that we have offered our services Some of them look like sorcerers, like they're all just regular dudes. And we find out that we have offered our services to the guy who's not in charge. And then they start yelling in patois to each other, I'm the one who gives the bath, you don't give the bath. And he's like, you're going to bomb a club, and then the one guy in front of of our travelers because that's the idea of the trip as we take these travels on a vacation of a lifetime

Yeah, I'm standing with our two travelers doing my read and then the one guy proceeds to hit the other guy in the head with a Fucking rock. He does knocks him unconscious and goes I'll be performing the ceremony So we've just watched and the travelers like they're like then he takes us to what I could only call a clog sewage drain We sit in a clog sewage drain and he bathes us. He just washes us down. There's like huge condoms in there. It's so disgusting. All of us are afraid of getting beaten.

And you're like, oh, this energy feels right. Thank you. I feel so good. And then we just got really like everyone's safe and we just left. It was right. Thank you. I feel so good. And then we just got really everyone safe and we just left. It was horrible. That was like, but Jamaica is really beautiful. Jamaica is pretty fucking cool. But where were you at? Like in Kingston, like outside? I have no idea. No, I've never paid attention to anywhere I was ever when I did travel channel ever. Never.

I never paid attention. I remember hearing Rogan, some guy did a whole episode on Rogan about going to the biggest cave in the world and I was like, I think I've been there. And then he showed a picture and I was like, yeah, I've definitely been there. I've been to the biggest cave in the world. I hiked six hours into the Vietnamese jungle, spent the night in some cave and then hiked out and I just forgot about it. Forgot. I'll tell stories to people thatiked out and I just forgot about it. Forgot.

I'll tell stories to people that I forgot that I did on Travel Channel. Like someone was like talking about redwoods and I went, yeah, I remember I jugged up to the top of a redwood to bungee jump out of it and I got stuck up there because a windstorm came in. I was at the top of fucking redwood. How tall are redwoods?

They're like 300 feet and I'm holding onto the top of fucking redwood and a windstorm comes in and it's just me just Yeah, 350 feet up in the air holding on I hold on so hard I cut all the insides of my arm and I bit by bit by spider than I before on the back of the head and I was Sweating panicked and then they're like alright. You want to bungee jump down? I was like get me the fuck out of here. We had to jug up to the top of that. You know what jugging is?

Yeah, yeah. Where you, it was the most exhausting thing. Did you bungee jump? No, fuck. And then we, the first dude, first traveler bungee jumped and he hit the fucking tree. He hit the tree and then they were like, you're next. And I was like, I'm gonna jug down.

I just repelled down. I was like, I'm fucking fucking done so many things we did on that show I remember the very first episode we brought two people out to swim with whale sharks and it was a black couple and the black I couldn't swim but he was too proud to tell us he couldn't swim he didn't want to tell anyone he couldn't swim and he thought he thought the light the the like scuba suit like the suit would hold him up in the water and he jumped in and just sank and our fucking sound guy had to jump in and rescue him yeah and when you can't swim the panic the

cup the words that come out are so real yeah I think his first words were mama really and we were like what and he just started thinking then and his chick was like like come on let's go look at whale sharks. And then me and her scuba dived around or like swam around after that. Do we have this Mexican couple? This is the hardest I've ever laughed and it was really tragic. We were running, we were, we were taking snowmobiles on a lake. So a snowmobile can get going fast enough that'll keep you going on a lake,

but it's counterintuitive in order to turn right You really got to turn left for whatever reason. That's how you turn and the guy said Do not let go of the throttle. You're gonna want to let go of the thought do not let go of the throttle And just whatever you think turn the other way there's this Mexican couple we have met in Arizona and they were like, pretty Mexican. Like, and so the guy gets on, he's got like jeans on

because they're like, you won't get wet. And they put him on. I wish we had footage of this. If someone can find the footage, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen The guy goes Whatever you do turn left and punch it the guy goes okay and guns it Fucking flew across the lake and hit a tree He broke his shoulder

As he's going across the lake his girlfriend says to me He not gonna swim he just got hit a fucking thing and it was like days of our lives smoke came out everywhere we took him to the hospital it was so bad he had to do the rest of the show in a sling so bad he had to do the rest of the show in a sling. And then as soon as he rags at you, she goes, it's my turn, I'm thinking, you wanna go? Well, that show was reckless as fuck. Jesus Christ, they must have signed their lives away, right?

We took a black dude to a Civil War reenactment. What? The first day we got there, we were like, he was from Alaska and we took him to South Carolina. And we're like, today we're doing a Civil War reenactment. I don't think I had put the weight on what that meant to him. And he goes, what team are we on?

I said, I don't think we're on the good one. And those guys did not break character and they were playing like it was 18, fucking 17, 70 or whatever. And then I said to him, I go, don't worry. I go, I appreciate you being so cool. It can't get worse. The next thing we did is we took him to an old plantation to test out if it was haunted. And I said, so you guys are going to stay in the back house, which we're at one time slave quarters. Yeah, you're going to be staying in there to see if it was haunted you guys didn't really think this one out though It sounds like the owner of this plantation

murdered all his slaves Because they were sleeping with his daughters and this guy's girlfriend was white And we put them in bed and this guy woke up in a fucking panic throughout them I'm like and we had cameras everywhere. The guy did not sleep at all Did how that episode do good? We did we did a redneck Olympics with a bunch of fucking dimes like dimes And they all were next to nothing. We were next to nothing. Everyone was covered in mud Everyone was rubbing all over each other. It was pretty fucking hot. Nice. It was pretty fucking hot cool. Yeah Shout out to that guy. He hit me in the dick with a snowball once. The black guy? Black guy hit me in the dick with a snowball. I thought my dick exploded. Where did, where were you for that in

Alaska? We were doing it. Alaska too? You, you, you got to say, that's where I first met the guy. He threw a snowball and hit me in my dick, the head of my dick and I thought it exploded in my pants and my hands were so cold I couldn't feel it and I really thought my dick exploded and I was, and I had told the producer Lonnie, I told him the night before she was what if you do you need a cop and I go no I don't need a cop no one's gonna hit me in the balls she was what are they here in the deck are you get my head that my hammer you get my head of my dick with a hammer I wouldn't feel it you don't feel your dick it's your balls you're worried

about okay and then when it hit me in the dick she came up and I'm going I think I hurt my dick hurt my dick and then she like a fucking asshole she goes I thought I could hit you in the head of the dick you're a hammer and you wouldn't feel it and I'm going, I think I hurt my dick, hurt my dick. And then she like a fucking asshole. She goes, I thought I could hit you in the head of the dick. You're hammering, you wouldn't feel it. And I was like, I can feel it. I can feel it. Those things are rocks. Have you seen that video of that?

I think he's a Japanese pitcher throwing the snowball. Oh, into the, into the board? He throws it at a wall. Yeah. And you're like, yo, just like a 90 mile an hour snowball? I saw a picture of a bunch of Yale graduates after a snowball fight and Like the 1700s and they were looked like they didn't beat tough fuck You're been in a snowball fight. Yeah, of course really. I mean I grew up in

Minnesota and Milwaukee. Yeah, it's snowing all the time there And I only been in I've been in Yukiassan, which is like a professional snowball fight. A professional snowball fight? Yeah, type in Yuki Ghassan, it's like, it's like a good luck spelling that, but they make the snowballs and then they sit there in the cold and then they're rocks. They're fucking rocks.

No, that sucks. And this black dude that played with us, I wish I remembered his name. He's the same guy we took to the plantation. He, it's fucking intense. Dude that played with us. I wish I remembered his name. He's the same guy. We took to the plantation he he It's fucking intense dude. See if you can find that that pitcher throwing that Sky yeah, this guy imagine if you're like all right, let's do a little snowball fight

And he's like okay sure Fucking a that's the the back dude. I'm telling you about played minor league baseball. Oh, really? He played minor league baseball. He'd grown up in Alaska, never been to lower 48. He played minor league baseball and he threw gas and he hit me in the head of my dick and I tried to jump over it and it fucking, I thought it ruptured. I thought my dick would look like Frankenstein where they'd sew it back together was it bruised it must have been no no I fell

off the bed having sex with Leanne the other day and I landed on my ass on a razor blade and I have a cut today on my eyes why you have a razor blade on the floor long story Tommy okay long story just clean the people up yeah cleaning people up. Yeah. Cleaning people up. My mouth is still watering from that last bite. The smell of this trash can is just really starting to. We got to try this one.

Oh, fuck. I don't even know how to get into this. What is it? Can we say what it is first? I don't, I can't, you tell me. That's so heavy. It's a lot of calories. My mouth is still watering.

Oh, it's a, it's... What's a dessert? La Campagnola Nembrillo. Oh, it's a it's what's a dessert? La Campagnola. Oh, this is a gelatin dessert from Argentina. This will walk into your mouth like a fucking parade. Okay. This is your dessert. This is what you authentically would have had as a child growing up. Truly true true. How do you get into it? That's a good question. This is a how do you get into this? Where the fuck do you get into this? Where the fuck do you get this? I think you just crack it open. Is there a...

You're the chess master. Can't you figure this out? Yeah. Okay. Let me take a Bobby Fissure approach to this. Yeah, yeah, thanks. Yeah, there's a seal here. There you go. Hopefully... Is that gonna be disgusting too?

I'm fucking shit. I'm all fucking grossed out for today. I said we just get a knife and open it up. Please don't be gross. See how to open it? Are we gonna watch YouTube videos? It's a, you think the pop would, top of would top what about where you peeled that didn't go across no Who damn it it looks really good

Membrillo, mmm, what's that mean in Spanish looks it's a thick red jelly made from What does that say? Can say perfect year old pussy? Yeah, perfect to spread. We're just talking about. It's authentically in Argentinian Quinceaneras. Does everyone have a Quinceanera, just Mexican? No, it's a lot in Latin America, it's pretty popular.

Really? Yeah, maybe not everywhere, but a lot of them do. Do you have a can opener? I bet you need a can opener. You think so? Can we grab one? Yeah. It looks good. Fuck. You have a can opener? I bet you need a can opener. You think so? Can we grab one? Yeah.

It looks good. Mm. Fuck. La Campanaia Lo. Oh. Oh. Do you think they have dyslexic Japanese people? They what? Do you think they have dyslexic Japanese people?

Yeah, I think it's probably everywhere. Really? Yeah. That's gotta be even harder. With those lettering? Yeah. What do you think's the easiest language to read? To read? Yeah. One of probably ours. I bet Arabic's hard as fuck. Yeah, lettering? Yeah. What do you think is the easiest language to read? To read?

Yeah. One of probably ours. I bet Arabic's hard as fuck. Yeah, it's probably hard. It's like Sanskrit, right? Yeah, and then flip for us, right? Cause they go the other direction. Sweet, did they ever grow up from Sanskrit?

Sanskrit? Yeah. Did they like, is it just the same? It's been thousands of years? I'm sure it's evolved some. Cause also every Arabic country speaks it a little differently. What's their LOL? Hey, see what Sanskrit LOL is?

Like what are the Asian things where they go BRB? Yeah, right, right. Do they have that shorthand? I don't think people realize how brilliant I am on this podcast. No, you're great, you're great. Like that's a legit, there we go. That's a legit question. Yeah. Opening it up. Bobby Fisher cracked the code. Yep. I know Japanese

people laugh with W's. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. Like instead of instead of like HHA, they just do WWW. What's being said? I don't hear anything. Took my oh, he said, uh, jet. He said Japanese people laugh at their eyes closed. Oh, no. No. Yeah, you do. Yeah. Can everyone else hear you?

Yep. Whoa, this is pretty solid. Yeah. It's not like jelly. I think you need like a sliver oh wow wow okay you're gonna try a little piece a little no buddy we're getting fucking cake bites here's yours It's a dessert right The others what fruits are bigger and big in South America That's not gonna be bad this will be fine

Oh a food roll up for roll up to fucking fruit roll up. Oh This is really good. Oh Yeah, thank God fuck. This is really good It's a fruit roll up. I think I'm not throwing up That's actually really tasty. Oh, you South America for the fucking win. I bet those balls aren't so great What balls the ones right there? What are those? That's actually really tasty. Argentina for the win. These are, you know what's better if we don't know.

Yeah. Ready? Blind taste test. Pop one in your mouth and tell me what you think it is. All right. Same time. OK. Pop one in your mouth and tell me what you think it is. All right same time Okay Geez That's not bad. That's not bad at all. What is that?

Besitos Casa Nova Casa Vah snack Besitos. Casaba, snack, color elation, de manico. Look at that. Look at Zola pulled up. W-W-W-W is the Japanese equivalent of English. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Oh. Yeah.

Yeah, that's what I actually said, not what Bird said. Oh. Oh, yeah. How did you know that? I don't know. I was watching someone. Someone fucks Japanese pussy. Yeah, that, yeah. How did you know that? I don't know. I was watching someone. One fucks Japanese pussy. Yeah, that was it. Someone's trying to get in the chat thread about fucking Pokemons.

And he's just, www, www. How do you, how do you say it in Sanskrit? What's LOL in Sanskrit? How about just Arabic? Where are we going all the way to? Is it not Sanskrit? What they write in? No. Go ahead. Just type in LOL in different languages. Arabic where we're going only to is it not Sanskrit what they write in no go ahead Just type in lol in different languages see Sanskrit's a thing

The French to MDR Can't see a fucking thing Okay, oh yeah, okay more. Yeah. Dying of laughter. RS in Portuguese. Riso. ASG in Swedish. Assajid. MKM in Farsi and Dari. Okay. And I ran there like MKM. You're not gonna blow up the whole plane in Chinese 233 233 where they just use numbers. Yeah fucking Chinese man They're like two steps ahead of us one step behind

Like we'll be doing that in the future, but we're not doing it now in the future will be like 233 233 man I mean we used to do that with 143, right? Oh, we is a 143. Yeah, 143. I love you on a beeper. Remember that? No, no, 112. Okay. Oh, man. Okay, I feel so sick. I feel good. That fruit rollup really kind of saved the day. Yeah, thank you. It really cleansed my palate. That was very helpful, actually. What do you think they all taste like together?

No. Like just one mashup. You are? One, we are. One mashup on a shrimp roll. I bet the fruit, I bet, I gotta be honest with you, I bet the fruit complements the sardine in a way we couldn't expect Give me see that olive oh fuck the olive is worse

Here we go. Oh fuck it's on your hands. Oh my god. It's like fucking Here it's like hot pussy. Oh my god, it's like fucking here. It's like hot pussy. Wow, I don't know if I can do it. The smell of the fucking sardine already got me. We already did it. You don't have to do it again. You don't have to do it again. Everyone watching is like do one more. All right. Take this a little bit of this. Let me see you do it. Oh My god Bert, I bet this isn't that bad

Yeah Okay, should we try just the fruit roll-up and the sardine? Okay, I Think it's gonna taste pretty good. You want it on a chip you go first Chip or raw dog, I think I don't know you do it like that Fucking sardine ruins it. Yeah, no shit. Yeah. Ah. Should try it. Just try a little bit. God damn it, man, fucking sardines.

Get a lot of fruit roll up. Yeah Yeah, yeah, good call. That's a really good call. I just go full-frore roll up and they shove a sardine inside it. Oh Man that sardine is fucking overwhelming a little sardine goes a long way There you go, there you go, that's the bite you want Get all the focus on the fruit roll up focus on the fruit roll up. There you go Yeah It looked like you're about to cry. There's so much for roll up.

He's not like a child. There's so much for roll up. The sardines still comes through. It's so bad. Amazing. You did it. It's so bad. Amazing. Amazing. Ha ha ha ha. You did it. Yeah, with the sardines in my teeth. Ha ha ha.

It's so bad. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Apple ginger juice. Thank you. We should do a live two bears out of Jamaica. That'd be amazing Just and not and you can't come down. It's just for Jamaican people. Thank you chat. Hanks. Thank you Jamaica Thank you to all the white girls do you patois? Oh my god? fucking good Yeah, it's so fucking good. I'm having no one. Oh, thank God. You didn't say something else Here you go. This is my gift to you. Hmm You didn't say something else. Here you go. This is my gift to you. Mm.

Well, if you've ever watched this show and said we're not cultured enough, you know now we're very open-minded gentlemen. If you have something in your hometown that you guys eat that you'd like to send to us, send it to us and we'll do a taste test, be it head cheese or like some of the stuff that the Inuit eat, we'll do a taste test be it head cheese or like some of the stuff that the Inuit eat we're like a

salmon eyeball We're in That fucking sardine won't stop I think sardines. I don't think there's any saving grace for sardines. That was so bad Can you imagine kissing a chick who loves sardines? Oh fuck dude, and she was like oh, I just had sardines You're like I dated a chick one time. I thought she ate bologna all the time Yeah, and then she spent the night at her house and she was like, you, I just had sardines. You're like, I did it a chick one time I thought she ate bologna all the time. Yeah, and then she spent the night at her house And she was like, okay, somebody knows like reminds all the bologna sandwich. She was like, I don't eat bologna I was like, oh, that's what she fucking smells like

Her natural smell was bologna her natural smell. Yeah It's not that bad if you like bologna, it's not that bad it's better than sardines a lot of mayonnaise on a bologna sandwiches and bad with white bread ah Do you think with white bread do you think there's a do you think there's a podcast in Pakistan right now where they're trying mayonnaise and they're like oh white people eat this and there's a spoonfuls of mayonnaise like no wonder they die so quick and a lot of types of diabetes let's try a cheeseburger let's get out of here dude. All right. I feel sick Congrats on beating diabetes and thank you guys for watching and listening and

I'm going to go try to read it's in my teeth. I gotta brush my teeth for the first time today. I Don't want to brush him before this. I'm glad I didn't oh It's it's stuck. It's so I'm gonna try to kiss Leanne. Do it right now. Oh. That sounded deep. I thought you were gonna throw up. I thought you were gonna throw up too.

Yeah. It's still coming. It's coming up. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, no, it stopped. Oh. All right, let's go eat lunch. All right, Here's what we call two bears one cave.