2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer - Ep. 139 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Danny Brown

Episode Date: June 27, 2022

It's 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear (from YMH Studios' The Danny Brown Show) Danny Brown! Danny talks to Tom about watches, getting his identity stolen, and things he learned from hanging out with Insane Clown Posse. They talk about how Danny got into podcasting, his move to Austin, traveling and performing in different countries, and Ninja from Die Antword trying to pick him up. Then Danny runs Tom through some fashion tips and all the hottest places he gets clothes from. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/

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When you're in Detroit's airport and you're on this fucking psychedelic journey between terminals. It's the coolest thing the first time you fly there. The tunnel. The fuck is going on. There's light shows and there's like sounds and you come up the escalator and there's a recorded lady going, what's going on in the D? Yeah. Just everybody on T in Detroit. That is everybody's on T in Detroit. Everybody's on T.Dog.

I was just in the D and you hit me up. You're like, I'm so sad. You're like, I wanna be there. And it was fucking beautiful day too. No, it was the perfect time for you. It was a beautiful day. Because we do have shit weather in Detroit and Michigan in general.

Yeah. So like around this time, it ain't too high, it ain't too cold, you get what I'm saying? You'll get some rainy days, but the most part, this is my favorite time. It was nice, and I ended up going to, I got cleaned out. We went first, we went to some bullshit,

you know, like shoe store, we always look for sneakers on the road. I mean, I wouldn't say Detroit has the best. Well, one, there's one particular place that was full of shit. I was like, this is bullshit. It was a little place we left. And then Sean was like, oh, there's another place.

And we went down to another place that was, what was it? Fuck. There's a dude who runs this place that looks like a Jewish gangster in a movie. Oh, so I don't know. He had a big ass chain with like some Hebrew, medallion, and diamonds, and gold rim glasses.

And I was like, this guy's a real guy. I mean, it was wild. It was near the Shannola Hotel. Yeah, downtown. But these guys had a really good, is it no joke? Would it be no joke? Yeah, yeah, probably, probably. I've been here before.

That might have been it, by the way. I bought some of the browns from there. Bob's classic kicks. I used to do shows all the time. I got some fragments there. I got community gardens there. So that's what you're into now. You're trying to collect shoes.

I mean, that's just something we're on the road, right? And I'm on this really aggressive tour. So it's like, we do what we do to take care. We go to the gym, we try to eat right, and try to get our sleep. And then we're just like trying to look for something to do. That's like normal. Yeah, it's just like.

It's like normal trapping drug dealership. It is, right. You living on a real estate, and you know what I'm saying? Yeah, right. I get trapping, you go to the lab. So yeah, that's what drug dealers do. I mean, we used to try to look for watches, but nobody has watches.

They're completely gone every single city. What do you mean? What, the watch market has become so popular and production in some places either stayed the same or was reduced. So the demand is so high, you can't find most like desirable watches. Here's my last watch.

There it is. That's nice. What is that? Heavy as fuck. Yeah, it is. That's nice. What is that? Heavy as fuck. Let me see that. The yacht master. You got a yacht master? You could flip this for some fucking.

It's 20,000. Yeah, but for net, but right now, have you looked what it goes for? No, 20. 20 goes for 20 now. This is very nice. We got it. What'd you get it for?

How much I paid for it? 15. I mean, that's- But as I'm saying, it went up already. That's what I'm fighting for. That's what I'm fighting for. But the shit is, I lose it everywhere. Don't lose this fucking thing.

It's so heavy, cause it's so heavy. No, it's so heavy anywhere, like right now. Y'all, y'all even know me. I lose my phones here. That's true. I lose everything. Like, I get drunk and then- That's a nice watch, man.

But I get drunk and it's so heavy and it's uncomfortable. Yeah. I'm mad. It was like a super, I'm gonna tell drunk and it's so heavy and it's uncomfortable. Yeah, I'm mad. It was like a super, I'm gonna tell you the actual story of how I'm like. It's the dumbest shit ever. Okay. So in Detroit, or I don't know most cities where a lot of scammers are, there would be like a group of Arab, usually Arab Indian type motherfuckers.

Right. They pull up on you in a truck, right they pull up on you in a truck They'll pull up on you in a truck and then it'd be the they'd be the nigger You had like a kid, but then it'd be like they had a the bed They'd be like laid out. They had like palettes in the back of the truck and shit We had kids back there. Then a wife of be back there and they'd be like we fucked up man Can you please help me man? We got to get back to blah, blah, blah, blah. Whatever you got, we need it. Boom, boom, boom.

And then when the nigga was telling me this shit, he threw his wrist up. He like, you see I got the yad master man, I ain't on no bum shit. Like I'm really fucked up right now. I need your help blah, blah, blah. And then you looking the back and you see the kids. And you're like, oh shit.

Then he take off all his jewelry. He was like, here, take this. He took off his rings and took his chains. And I had like $800 in my pocket. I'm looking at the kids. No, I gave him every last dollar in my pocket. Like here, take the $800. I'm sorry, whatever the fuck do.

This is a common thing that happens. And they just scamp. And so I think I did a good thing. Like you know what I'm saying? I'm talking to my homies about it and they like, Nidah, that's a scam, that shit happened to me too. They do the whole thing. He like nigga that jewelry faking sale.

He like they got bags of that jury. They just pull that shit out And then I was like but in the in the mix of us happened He almost he took the watch off. He's like cuz I was like man shit You talking all that nigga how much you want for the yacht? Let me buy that motherfucker He like man shit give me like just give me eight thousand. I'm like fuck. I'm gonna think it was early enough in the day I'm like man shit. You want to take me to the chase? I'm like Uh, take me to but something in me was like, this is dangerous.

Don't be scared. I'm saying like, but I was like, and then I was like, then when I realized that I got scammed, I'm like, fuck, I got scammed and I got scammed about a fucking job master. And I was like, I have to have that watch. Oh, see, then you were on a mission. Then I was like, you know what?

I got about that watch now, because he hold me. I really feel like he's scammed me and he's scammed only because he had that watch. And you can do that with that watch on him. So you went to the store and got it. Yeah, yeah, I went yeah, I propper. I see that out the end of the, no actually I went, I just jittered that by fuck with and I just told him what I wanted and he's like, all right, I can get you on, he's like, you sure you want that watch? And I'm cuz I was like, why would you be like man, it's heavy, it sucks. He's like, and guess what he said, only douchebags by that watch. You do not want that

Rolex. You like, Danny, you have a cool Rolex collection, you like a vintage, you know what I'm saying? You have a nice watch collection. You do not want a yacht master. And I don't, I don't, I feel like it's bad luck. I'm, I'm definitely going to get rid of it. You're gonna flip it.

I mean, I got, I got some before you if you want to flip it. Huh? I got someone for you if you want to flip it. Hell yeah. Okay. All right. I think I'm through. I think I'm doing. I think I'm doing. it. I got someone for you if you wanna flip it. Oh yeah! Okay. I think I'm doing, I think I'm doing. Okay. I think I'm doing. All right.

You know what? As soon as we wrap this up, I got someone for you. So wait, because you just said, so that's a, you got scam by that, the palette Arabs in the back of a truck. Yes, and then, and then you just found out, you gotta call, you just got scam, unbeknownst to you at anybody. Yeah.

Fly your, but what, social security? Yeah, no, $30,000 in unemployment. Unemployment? Yeah. Somebody been getting unemployment in my name. And your accountant called you? Yeah, my accountant was like, you been getting unemployment? They're like, you ain't talking to us about this man.

I'm like, I didn't know, nigga, do I got a job? That was my answer, like, dude, I got a job. What are y'all talking about right now? You're like, yeah, well, somebody been getting unemployment in your name is $30,000, so we got to make a fraud thing and do that. 30, that's collecting for a while, man. They've been doing that for a minute

because those are big checks at once. I know, right? So, but the thing is the unemployment people, they say they're gonna give me the money back. Really? Yeah, so. But I have to go and make a personal appearance. So that's where I have to go to Detroit

to show up at the unemployment office. So, you know, if you and Detroit, you wanna catch me? I'll be in an unemployment office one day. But you know what I'm saying? Maybe you should do some meet and greets. I should do, I should set up a meet and greet at the unemployment office. And that's a good place to do it.

I would be so fired. That would be so dope. All fans of the Danny Brown show. I'm a sweaty guy. I'm a when I go I'm gonna get y'all to date. I'm gonna get y'all to date in time to meet me at the unemployment. We got to make this a big deal to let these motherfuckers know y'all at a n***a scam. Danny Brown. You don't know Danny Brown is. That's the reason why I got caught. They actually, I don't know how they got it, but I am that retarded where a lot of my,

I know I'm put to it, but a lot of my, you can say a lot of my past words are. Oh. Is that the dumbest shit ever? Actually, my poor hub account. Yeah. Yeah. The actual name of the account was the

the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the

the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the the actual name of the account was the We don't want that out there. We're just protecting you, man. Yeah, we'll bleep. We'll bleep it. Don't tell them that shit. Holy shit. So this is a scams though. No, yeah, but that's the big thing I'm Michigan don't Detroit. So what's up with these scam? There's like scam texts now that always come in. I see them, people post them, where they'll be like,

hey, you know, hey Rick, you're like, this isn't Rick. Oh, I hope I didn't disturb you. And you're like, what? And then they're like, yeah, I'm alone right now. What are you doing? And it's like, this happens all, I don't know what the scam leads to because I just always reply. This is ambassador cart, right?

And then, I just, I just, I was Nigerian to do this. Just trying to lead to like, Nigerian scammers, like even like, I just- That's those Nigerians, to do. Just trying to lead to like- No, Nigerian scammers. Like, even like, I remember back in the day, like, trying to buy pussy off bagpages. Uh-huh.

But you know what I'm saying? Like, sometimes it wasn't a bitch. It wasn't a bitch, it was just something nigga. He'd be like, and then they always get you, like, you know what, man, send $50 right now so I can know this for real. Like, you know, and then you'd be like, bitch, you look, and you're looking at the pictures, you're like,

you're just fired., you see $50. But that's all they wanted. But how many bitties do they get out the day doing that stamp? That, but I would feel so fucking like, come on man, you a nigga fucking acting like a bitch. Like think about the whole scam or that. Like you go home back page, you make a whole account, you put, you steal some bitches pictures,

put it on there and then you just Tracking horny dudes and you know what the fuck the party about it When you get scanned like that when you read the ad is like you know a bitch didn't write this Right into a nigga psyche like I know the right they knew the race shit That would trigger you to send that $50 yeah, like man, you know Talking about how they're gonna come don't fuck me now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to drain. I want to drain your nuts But no woman talk like that. You see the women pose you like skips. Yeah, skips. Yeah, was that was that your spot Back page One point of time on my life. That was a dark time. That was a dark time. It was a dark time.

I mean, thank God they shut that shit down. You know? That was like, yeah, that was like FBI, right? No, it'd be like, I'll be on the road, like, road beef. Yeah. And I would like that because I feel like, you know, like fucking fans is kind of crazy.

I don't know, I never got like fucking fans is kind of crazy. I don't know, I never got to do that. I got down. Tell me the wonderful world of fucking fans. Oh, it's no wonderful world of it. No, it's weird. I'm saying. Yeah, because I've never, yeah, I've never experienced it.

So when, I feel sorry. I know it's the fucked up part about it. It's because when I first started like getting my shit going in I was like cool with ICP Violin J one time he told me like we like sitting down having like a man-a-man conversation He's like man, you know, it's only like a small percentage of men like could really experience what we can experience if you want to experience He's like, I don't think you know you should, you know, take advantage of that and like be like,

you know, I was like, damn, he's gonna write. Like he fucking like trick or some shit with me because at that time I was like, Faithless fucked up my grill doing that. I was like, damn, he kinda write, don't. I see Pete got you going down that path. So then I started going crazy, just fucking anything, like fucking anything that moved,

type, groupie, like, just whatever the fuck. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, if you looked at it fairly cute and you're like, I love any bra music, I still ain't at the end. Let me ask you this about, about fucking a thing. But no, let me tell you the end of that story. Maybe 10 years later, I see Violin J again.

Yeah. And guess what he tells me but you know that should I told you that I'm sorry about that and I'm fucking that bitch nigga like are you serious? fuck that one my life you fuck my life man and he really apologized like a heartfelt like man that was not the right thing that's not gonna lie he was like that was not good at, but Ant part two, I knew it was ill because Shaggy Tudot was right there next to him.

He's like, yeah, he been talking about this for a minute, man. He's been meaning to see you. He's been meaning to see you to talk about this, man. How you fucked up? Yeah, he fucked up telling you that shit, man. Yeah, man. Fucked up my whole life with that shit. God damn insane clown posse.

That sounds like the perfect, you know, person to send you down the wrong path. Is somebody named Violet J. No, actually they actually just played the last gathering. Yeah. And it didn't go good for me at all. It didn't? No, why not?

I didn't know at the time, actually J actually gone through some like health issues type shit. Yeah. And it just got a noose to the crowd at the time actually J actually gone through some like help issues type shit Yeah, and it just got a no-s to the crowd at the time. Oh my god before I went on stage. That's when they announced it So the whole crowd is dead And I'm like what the fuck around with y'all motherfuckers juggalo is getting commercial now cuz I feel like I'm the most underground shit You know commercial. Yeah, yeah, I'm like Like a juggalo ain't fucking with Danny Brown. Yeah.

I'm probably trying, like what the fuck? And it, but they're all like thinking about his health issue. Yeah, and yesterday, I know they just started throwing beers. Dude, why don't you bottle it up? No way. I love it. Right. Just said, ended 30 minutes early.

I still got paid. Yeah, all good. No harm, no foul. Okay. Yeah, I think my manager was kind of mad though. You're paid. Yeah, all good. No harm, no foul. Okay. Yeah, I think- My manager was kind of mad though. You're like, man, I knew you got too drunk and you got to, like, no, that wasn't a thing.

That was it. Yeah, that was, because I took the golf car to Ryle. One time Ryan Cicler, I think it was him, he got asked to do a set, comedy set, at the annual LAPD robbery homicide division like Function and he was like all right. How is that a thing? I don't even know But they got he's like any you know Hey, dude, ain't yeah, maybe it was like their holiday thing, but then they're like nothing's cool

Like you know you can talk about whatever don't worry. He's like all right cool and right before he was brought on They did a moment of silence for fallen whatever don't worry, he's like, all right cool. And right before he was brought on, they did a moment of silence for fallen police officers and he's like, this is my opening act. Like it's just people being like, God, we miss Kevin and Jeff. All right, Ryan Sickler, everybody, he's gonna do some comedy and he was like,

that's not how you bring somebody up, like talking about dead people, man. You know, it's a wrong setup. Open for M&M, so. How was that? What'd you explain? Really? Really? Think about it.

Yeah. Fuckin' M&M. His fans look like you motherfuckers. Like, it's a bunch of niggas like this and I'm like rapping for them. Like, I fucked up. I really, I do. I know they mad at me to this day about that shit They are yeah, all of them because I was like man. This is like Charleston Charleston, West Virginia

And his mother fucker and we was in Ireland and you know, I'm not fuck with not all that type shit No, you know, I'm saying so yeah, I'm never over for Eminem McGee. What was that? I'm a habitual bridge burner man. Are you like Patrice O'Neal? I got that time from him. Yes, I burned, bro. It's not on my- But it's like impulsive. I don't think I'm doing it on purpose. Right.

I really think I'm just really being me. I didn't even be like, oh, this is too crazy. I gotta get about her. So I was like, I'm fucking, I don't know. You're like, how are you? But you still touch me through the fence? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And I don't remember that that's what you told me. Yeah, my girl was like you were talking to rugging for like hours I'm like I was like in the dressing room like in the green room. Yeah, I know telling what I said That's why I see every time you look at me crazy like man This is why you're gonna be you're gonna go down as one of the greatest podcasters in history

I'm so happy that you have your own podcast now. No, I'm actually, I'm really, to be honest, because you know, I didn't have this idea until you said it. Well, we talked, I mean, honestly, I was just telling you, I was like, it entered your mind about comedy. That came up when I was like, It was like comedy before, maybe you can do comedy. I was like, you do that. And you were like, oh, I thought about it. I was like, you should definitely comedy or something like that. I was like, you do that. And you were like, oh, I've thought about it.

I was like, you should definitely try to get on stage. And then I was like, you know, podcasting, you're like the all time, just natural, great guest we've ever had. Like, you're everybody who's a fan, they're like, oh, he's top, everyone says you're top three guests of all time. And I go, you should have podcast.

And then you said, I'll do it if we could do it with you. Yeah, yeah, I remember. But guess what? I'll do it if we can do it with you. Yeah, yeah. But guess what? I was drunk as fuck that night when I said that to you. That's what I got. I was doing a swear to God that night when I said that to you. But it made me kind of be like, because I'd be like, you know, I'd be drinking whatever.

But I was fucked up that night. I never would have said that sober. Really? Like I never would have. You're giving me sense of that. Sometimes being drunk is kind of like that. It's kind of cool. It kind of works out.

Because I think I hit you up at night. It was like, what's up? Like, no, no, no. Like, I will only do it. But I made the right decision because at the end of the day, man, like doing this shit would be hard. Like, you give them sense of coming up with it and doing it. Like, you already been doing it for years.

You got your stuff. You give them sense of that's what makes it so dope. If I were to just try to do it on my own, it would have been trash. Well, I don't know if it would have been, I mean, I think you're really, I'm saying? Like, that's what makes it so dope. If I were to just try to do it on my own, it would have been trash. Well, I don't know if it would have been, I mean, I think you're, you're, you're really, I'm not just blowing smoke. You really are like, like, there's people who are just like, natural at this. Like, you can just sit and rap and talk about shit and you have funny commentary.

And, you know, we just gave like you the production and a team that would help you do it. That's what makes it dope. Yeah. I don't want to do it. And your show looks, by the way, it's very Danny Brown. It's like, it has like, you know, it has your flavor over it. So you can watch it by the way, if you don't know, you can watch it here on the YMage YouTube channel

every Tuesday or you can listen wherever you get podcasts. But it's definitely, it has been, ever since you planted that seed with me, it's been the only thing we've been trying to do is get that show gone. I know that I love, but I'm sorry. I'm trying to find my weed. Yeah, find your weed.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, nice. Oh, that's your babe. Nice. Hmm. I'm coughing my ass off already. I know, well, fucking dog.

Another dog. We got three truites. Last night, you've three, bro. Last night, I'm in a bed with my groom, and I just looked at her and I'm like, this shit is chaotic. You know, she had a truite on her neck. Like, literally on her neck.

Like, one right here on her shoulder, I didn't have one right. You know what I'm saying? And I'm cuddling in the midst of the Chihuahua Fest. And just looking like, this ain't normal. You get them saying, like if I take a picture of this and like, put this on reddit, I'm pretty sure people would be like,

this is kinda crazy. A Chihuahua lady like. Who's a Chihuahua lady? You can be a man. You got three of them now. Yeah. And ones, ones a pup? Yeah, two months.

Two months. That's a real pup. But the other ones are, one is like 20. 20? Yes. Any day now. Oh yeah. That's why we got the new one.

You're about to have two. I mean, the other one is 14. Damn. All right. And the other one, he's a boy. Yeah, they, they last a, wow. Yeah, so other one, he's a boy. Yeah, they last a while. Yeah, so we already got a 20 year old. That is wild.

And you can see it. Oh, ladies. Or her whole litter died. Like she had a puppy. She had babies. Everybody died but her. Wow. One of her most of them then make it past 13, 14 years years and do they each have their own distinct personalities and all that shit

Imagine old lady this dog is so old You can see you see like everything she do it seems like it hurts like you so every but you know We feel sorry for when we try to take care of her. Yeah, and then I use though a new two-month-old Oh, no, She's jumping on her. When I leave him alone, before I left here, I leave him alone for two seconds. Just to go brush my teeth. I come back, she got her whole, the baby got the,

her whole ear in her mouth. Snatching that motherfucker. And she's too old to rinse. She can really rinse, she just looking at me. Like, man, look, get this bitch off me. Her whole, she can't really react. She just looking like a shocked look. And they all are here, let's do a while with

so they always call us, everybody's shaking. They just shaking like, what the fuck? Do you have crazy, crazy AC where you live? Every place that I go into here. I think Texas is that in general. Am I? No, my girl is, she's born and raised here. I've never seen all about heat.

Right. So like even my girl never cut the heat on until I live with her. Really? Yeah, we cut the heat on. It's like she get 50 outside. Yeah. It get 50 out here sometime.

It does, yeah. Bitch cut the heat on. Yeah. You get a girl said. She like I ain't never cut the heat on. What? What the Nessa Texas they never cut the heat on. Remember when they went through that little snow shit

Yeah, yeah, they damn there everybody the host Austin we lucky to be here after that they damn it this whole shit collapse damn Well, let's know storm that little slow shit But what we learned is that they ain't got they they ain't got they heat together. No, no, that's what it is I mean everyone's pipes burst up. Yeah, yeah, it was I can take hot over it over cold. Yeah, I'm black Y'all get burnt and shit, but we do I Can take broke hot That's what it is. Are you cool? Are you cool with these Texas heat summers? I guess how does fuck here?

We don't go outside. We don't do that's the whole thing What is what it is? Are you cool with these texts to see summer? It's like, it gets hot as fuck here. We don't go outside. We don't do that. That's the whole thing. See now I get it, because everybody's up and talking about living with good weather. Especially a person that's coming from Michigan, they'd be like, man, because we're literally

like secluded for like three months sometimes. You're gonna be saying, but now I think it's definitely way better where I'm talking about moving for fucking weather and shit. All these delivery apps now, that's the only thing you have to leave for is to go get shit. Now, now is mad shit that can get everything for you now. So it's probably ill now living in Detroit. I fucked up.

I really left a shit. No. I left when it got to get to crack. I left when it started cracking. Yeah. Ain't that about a bitch. Is it pro? But that was another thing too.

Remember, you was like, man, we moving to Austin. I was like, I think I'm my girl living Austin. Yeah ain't that about a bitch. It's a pro that was another thing too. Remember you was like man We moving to Austin. I was like, I think I'm a girl living Austin. Yeah, you did and I was like man Fuck it, man. I'm going to fuck. Yeah. Are you happy with this move though? Yeah, I'm way healthier I talked to you on your birthday. I still remember because I was in Portland, Maine and It was your birthday and you told me how much better everything was in your life. And it was your birthday. Just last but yeah.

Yeah, because of year for me being like, yeah, I just, I mean, I was doing Coke like crazy. Like every day, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, what happened was, okay, I lived, and I lived mad far from my studio. Like maybe like an hour drive from my studio like maybe I got our drive from our studio But then when I split from from the person I was waiting the time and we split up and then I sold the house and all that I Move way closer to the studio, which was

Probably not the best idea for me. My studio is filled with a bunch of Danny Browns Yeah, you know the bad of the bunch of daddy you you might not want if you might want to be Daniel today Yeah, but you show up to a studio with a bunch of Danny Browns now. You're back to being Danny Browning You know what I mean, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what was like, you know what, I need to get the fuck out of here. To be honest, that's really what I thought to myself. Like, I'm gonna die here. Like, I'm really going to like,

this is not gonna end well. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? The way this is going. But, so, I got the fuck out of here. You did, and you made the right choice. Let's go back to it. I want to talk about fucking fans for a second.

So, you got the right, I fuck fans. Yeah, the ghost face. So, I love that. Yeah. That's my point of my favorite ghost face song. Mighty Healthy. I remember getting a DJ promo. I had a DJ promo a Mighty Healthy one time.

A Mighty Healthy. I picked up a bunch of vinyl today, I guess. It's one of the best loops. Pretty Tony album. Pretty Tony, kind of damn it. Yeah. That's when you got to Dem Jam. That's when shit started going crazy.

Yeah. Did you like the Wu Tang show? The, I didn't watch the show. The show time one? Oh, Hulu. I haven't watched anything. I haven't watched anything. Wu Tang has a,

I know, I know, I know, I know. I need to watch it. I would say season two, we got a little, they got a little, because the first season was so good. Just watch a little, cause the first season was so good. Just watch the first season. Okay. The first season was so good, they gave him too much money

for the second season, they did too much. Okay, okay. You know what I'm saying? Ooh, tang, bro. You didn't watch this shit? No, I watched it, I watched it. Oh, fucking amazing, bro. I started tonight.

Amazing. I'll start it tonight. Amazing. And it would give you a lot of insight on who tang, so I know, I feel like I know who Ghost Face is now. I don't even know what I'm saying from watching this show. And it's a good job of developing like each character. I mean, I feel like, I mean, of course they had the cosine on it.

So I feel like, Inspector Dexay, he didn't like the way he was presenting. Yeah. Inspector Dexay, that didn't go down. So I feel like, but far as Ghost Face, I feel like they did a good job. Where now I understand ghost face a lot. Okay.

Ghost face is one of my favorite rappers in life. He's one of the greatest. He's one of the greatest. But he did the divorce, the couple's therapy. He did? I like the H1, you never saw that. Ghost did that, ghost face, ghost face on couple's therapy. What a crazy, really?

Bro. Ha ha ha. Dad shit was, I wish I would have stopped him from doing this man. Ha ha ha ha. This is the only thing that I feel like the only thing of a ghost face to me that's like, God damn it man. Look, that was his girl. Look at his bitch.

No. Ha ha ha. I love ghost face man, but there's a couple of there. Look at that, man. Put it. No, that's crazy. Yeah, that is crazy. That is crazy. You didn't notice existed?

I didn't even notice existed. You gave me such a rabbit hole to dive into tonight. Holy shit. It's fun. Look, you got the tube. tube look the other picture with the two bitches right there Look at it. Yeah, that's a That's a defeated man right here. Yeah, look at it What I'm saying I can't listen to ghost face songs the same no more After saying this but when you watch the show

Vogue says always been a vulnerable motherfucker like when you listen to a lot of it. And he always been like a sucker for the bitches. And we really think about it, Ghostface, like, grow songs, it definitely was sampling. Yeah, yeah. He made the, but sound gangster. Super gangster. Do you remember when he got mad at action bromsome?

Bro. And he made that. That's the best this song ever without being a dissonant. That's how you were thinking. When he kicked this food up like, I'll burn your fucking beard on that. That was a shit. He's like, when you in the club, I grab your beard, and set that shit on fire.

One of the best rap songs without being a rap song. If it's his last hit song, I swear to God. That was amazing. And I love action, that's my brother. Yeah, actually it's a bad, it's just like, you know, but he got to take that a little on that. I mean, I watch that shit sometimes as a motivational speech. Like I feel like, like a book coach, that a long out. I mean, I watch that shit sometimes. It's like a motivational speech.

Like I feel like playing a coach, like a basketball team. Like you really want to get pumped up for some shit. And the music is so loud in the room, that when he's doing that, you know, like the- He actually said, if you watch another one, what you have in there, watch the Ghostface Killer drinks champion of you. Drinks champs, okay.

He talks about getting into a shootout with the Dale Fionix. What? Yeah, he, remember he had a Dale Fionix on his album. He picked them up in the sprint in like a van, and then he ended up saying one of the negatives, he was beefing with at the time, and they got into a shootout. I can't, you know, explain this,

but it was to the point where he get back to the studio with the Dale Fionix, and he like, man, they were like, man, that was crazy. You know what I'm saying? Like, I feel bad. He's trying to apologize. He like, man, I knew I should have brought my knife. That was the punch line of the joke.

What did the Dale Fonix like, man, I knew I should have brought mine. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha. Drake Champs is great. Shout out to Nory, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he did that.

Me, you know that, motherfucker. You with on Drake Champs? No, I ain't never been on Drake Champs. Nory, you gotta have Danny Brown on, man. I don't, bro. Nory, Dabley doesn't know who I am. Nory knows who you are. No, he did an interview with A.S.R.A.C.E. and he called me Diny.

Diny? Yeah, Diny Brown. No, he drinks a lot. He could have just been slipping. Yeah, he called me Diny Brown. Drink champs as dope. But no, Nory A.G.E. is a life-changing artist for me. I remember the first time I heard super thug

I was oh yeah, I was on Bella Island some big ass you kind put up And I was like I was a fan of um seeing in all those shit way before it in is like But I just remember this nigga just like put up and he just I just heard like the intro to the super thug And oh no. Dunna, dunna, dunna. And I was like sitting like, and I just heard it, what? What the fuck? And then when the face dropped like,

and he pulled off and I was like, what the fuck? And it's so cool to have, like, set, like music that makes you want to fight somebody, and that's what I interpreted that as. Like I would, I really wanted to like rob somebody, you know? That nigga said he was a super thug. But it was really for real.

That was great. Nip to me was all she said. Of course. I remember, actually, you know how I got, nigga? I remember, um, so that was Sunday, at Bella Monday, my grandma, I begged my grandma for $10. Like please, give me $10. So I'm gonna buy this Norega tape.

Cause somebody told her that's like, that's the new Norey. Yeah. Fuck. Give me $10, man. I begged my grandma, she gave for $10. Please, give me $10. So I'm gonna go buy this Noriega tape. Because somebody told her that's like, that's the new Norie. Look at that. Fuck, give me $10, man. I bet my grandma, she gave me $10. She's like, you gotta cut my grass. I'm like, I cut your grass. Give me $10.

I went to the fucking Pickley Wiggly. Yeah. Yeah, because these are still bootleg tapes in the Pickley Wiggly. And I bought Noriega out and I went back. And I was like, I remember going through that. I was trying to find that. To the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the to the, trying to find that one part, because I didn't know the song at the time. I remember hearing it, I should've had that loud.

What was that song? And I was forwarding, forwarding, I ain't like, fuck it. But then I heard BAM from TV, and I was like, you know what, this is stupid. No, I think that was too different now, because I might be, I might be. What year did Super Thug come out? I'm gonna guess it's like,

Super Thug on the same album as BAM from TV? I wanna say, we're gonna go somewhere between 96 and 99. What year did super thug come out? You guys really typed 98. 98. Yeah. So what was the name of that album? Can we find?

That's the most whiteest shit ever I've seen in my life. What? What year did super thug come? I'm trying my best out here. It was 98. I was in the 11th grade. I'm trying my best, don't you? It was 98. I was in the 11th grade. I was in the 11th grade. Is this the same album as Bam from TV?

And what about... Oh yeah, he's gonna do this again. Oh yeah? Is that, I'm being pulled up to'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

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I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I need to listen to some noria because I heard noria in a long time. Yeah.

Let's see. Yeah, I feel like it is that one. The one where you sitting there right there. The nori. Yeah, the one. No, the 98 98 one with a hands are clashes. 98 that's the classic. That's the classic right there.

And also Melvin Flint, the house. Those guys have was good. Yeah, it was good. But that's because he was so, he was the only East Coast nigga that was doing. I wanna see the checklist. Hit that. The jump off. Yeah, that's what you mean.

Okay. Goddamn, that's such a classic album. So, I thought that, Nory, you don't wanna drink with me. No. No. I'm drinking his on the table. Oh shit. Your challenge?

Actually, I believe you. You want more? No, you ever, yeah. But you ever heard that story about Dame Dash? And Biggie had a drinking challenge? No. That was the fun of the funny stories. Dame Dash and Biggie had a drinking challenge.

They're like, who can drink the most most and biggie had a mink on But he was cheating and it was like drinking drinking but biggie kept throwing up in his mink Oh Call it distinct mink I know too much hip-hop lore. I love it. So damn dashing biggie had a drinking contest Yeah, because they was like I could drink. Yeah, and Biggie kept throwing up and it's me. Oh my God. Jesus Christ.

C-A-S-A-M-I-G-O. A lot, but I say anything. Do it, do it. All right, let's go back to fucking fans. So. Okay. It's not a good. But here's what I wanna ask. Normally, when you meet, just say, not a fan,

a woman you click with, right? Like, it could be anywhere. I introduce you to somebody. No, I'm good at, I'm good at, I'm good at, but I'm saying, I mean, what we do, like, you can meet somebody that's on the same level, like a fashion designer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, I'm like, but I'm saying, if you're not been there, I've been there, of course. But what I'm saying is, I'm making the distinction between, there's a type of flow that goes to that, right? Like, you click, you're flirting, that escalates. When it's a fan who's just like, I love to hang around, do you just go like, come in here then. Like, you don't have the chemistry bill.

Oh, you got to kind of like, you kind of got to violate the situation. How do you do that? You understand what I'm saying? Like, you can get a DM so you can get the screenshot like, oh, you're gonna do that. Like, you got to kind of like say the most crazy shit to the motherfuckers.

Like, and if they can deal with that, then you know it ain't a fail. Like, you really down for the team. Okay. And then that's when you made the move. Because if you two like, PC, I feel like I'm like, I just wanna come to the show hang up.

I'm hate, no. Do you take it and ask or not? Yeah, and she's like, yes, and, I just wanna come to the show. Hang on. I'm hate, no, man. Do you take it an ass or not? Yeah, and she's like, yes. Yes, and she's your anal gate videos. Yeah, I'll put you on a list now. Okay. You can't say. That's what I'm saying.

If they be in two prudent, like you gotta get the most nasty and disrespectful, fucked up bitch you can find. Right. That's the way you don't get canceled. No. Cause you fucking wear normal bitches. Like, that's what I call them like civilians. Right. You can't fuck with a civilian.

We gonna, when I'm on tour, we gonna war. Right, right. And it's, I want another war. Yeah, it's a, it's a, they soldiers. They on the battlefield with me. You're giving them, say it. So like, we going to war right now. That's what I tell you.

Like, you get them tell your girls or tell them, like, you know I'm going to war. So the, the, the move is you put out a loaded message and you see a who... No, I don't put out nothing. They just, at this point, right? Well, right, but I mean, you still, you got... I've made three minute songs about you in pussy.

Okay. So they just... They know. It's like a Batman signal. Danny Brown coming to your town. That's when my girl don't let me go nowhere by myself right now. It's been cut off.

She like, oh, you got a show, book my flight. But I get it. It is disciplined for me too. And part two, man. That was fun, when it was fun. Right. The cancel shit fucked everything up, though. You can't be violating bitches like that, no more.

You think about like two-live crew, right? You get themself from. Yeah. I'm from'm from school days. You think about going on tour. You go have a hundred bitches on the bus shaking ass. And you're like, it's nigga, now that's fucking you violent. You can't do that. You gotta care about women rights.

God, what a bore. How lame, right? But yeah, so so yeah fucking fans is never a good thing, but I will say Fucking fans did put me on to a lot of new music Because they always know the next nigga that's coming for you and she puts you on another nigga you'd like I ain't know about this shit And he'd be listening she'd like This is motherfuckin' right You coming right now you better I swear all the like ill-earth is there like

And then for you know like three months later Snigger the biggest shit in the world And the girl knew about it You're almost fucking with this bitch And she told me about this nigga man Wow She told me he was coming So they're like real dialed into the music

They love it, that's their thing Yeah That's what I say I only fuck with the ones That's really like Like you know it's starting like back in the thing. Yeah, that's what I say. I only fuck with the ones. That's really like Like you know, it's starting like back in the right day like people that are really like I don't have a problem with being a group Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's a great time. I fuck with it. I got my own boyfriend. Whatever fuck I'll Close in too much in for me. No, you're not You're good Yeah, that's how that usually works out.

I don't fuck with, like I'm saying, I don't fuck with pedestrians. Yeah. Well, it's the thing is like, you're going to war or not, bitch. Well, you cut in my shell as a battlefield. Yeah. Did you win the war or not? Right. I want you.

You got to be a seal if you want to get in bed with me right now. But now it's not worth that no more. No. That's worth that no more. Now. That's what it was. Now my girlfriend's coming every show. Even now I gotta go to, I gotta European tour. Oh. Well, probably, but yeah, it's like three months.

She's coming? She's like, you taking me to Paris motherfucker? That's the first thing she's saying. You better take me to Paris, which I don't care about Paris. It's just like, what they hate niggas and pears. Do they? Yes! I don't care about Paris. It's just like, really? What? They hate niggas and pears. Do they? Yes! I don't know that.

I mean, Paris, because I think- I thought Paris was a pretty diverse city though, right? It's like, is it cosmopolitan? They hate me! You in Paris. Yes! Why do they hate me? They're like me!

It's different, because they got the Africans, you know, the real black. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And nothing goes, hate me too. So everybody has a chance. So in Paris, but in Paris, they have a whole thing of, if you're not even trying to like be yourself involved in a culture, like, what should I understand too?

Cause you have to be able to speak French to even do anything of the way. Yeah. And if you're not attempting to try or any of that, you're not fucking with you. But you know us being American, we think everybody speak fucking English, so we, so you walking up, if you walk up to a person in Paris

and start speaking into my English, it's automatic disrespect. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're like, nigga. Well, there's ways to do it though, right? Like, fuck, and think about me, why I do it very well. Yeah, I mean, what's that nigga? Ah! So I try, I mean, I try to go buy a lighter.

I want to smoke a cigarette. I'm trying to go buy a lighter. Now, walk down the, let me say, oh, no, the motherfucker picked up the lighter and just flicked the motherfucker in front of me. Like, shh, and set it down. It's like, no. No. I got the cigarette in my mouth like,

motherfucker. Parents is the most, I have experience. But when I actually like, you know, one of my first times being there and I had somebody that was actually from there that speak French and all that And like it was it was it was one of the best times I had my life. Well, you go to the illest clubs and shit. Oh You're set I was about to go too deep. Oh deep. I did have a crazy perist or you did. Yeah with a fan. No diant work

Well, oh really yeah ninja you guys went out no the nigga was sitting on my lap trying to make out with me what and it freaked me out yeah where were you in Paris I mean wearing Paris in a nightclub I played a show and then my DJ my DJ had an after party that he played. Yeah, this nigga. And he tried to put it on you with your line, you know what I'm saying, my bitch right here, you know what I'm saying? And I was a single experiment man at the time, but he was too aggressive.

The nigga broke. So I was like, he set up my lap and started trying to kiss me and shit and doing weird shit. I'm like, man, you tripping. And then everybody looking at me, like, somebody fuck. And then I just got stressed out and shit and doing weird shit. I'm like, man, you trippin'. And then everybody look at that me, like, something like fuck. And then I just got stressed out and I got drunk as fuck. And then I tried to walk down these stairs at the club and I fell down.

Oh no. And then my clothes were all dirty. I was wearing all white. This motherfucker right here? Yeah. Ninja, Ninja tried to fuck me, I'm sorry, I guess. Ha I was scared. Damn. And Pierce.

That's the thing, maybe. That's quite a look he has. They've been getting canceled a lot lately. Well, yeah, I see the allegations of a hate crime. He's like, they've been doing a lot of weird shit, but he always throw Yalanda on you. I think that's how he even fucking niggas. He be getting niggas, feeling hurt on him. God damn it, why is he talking about that?

Are there a couple? Fuck them though, fuck them. I could have canceled cause me too. Me too, I was sexually assaulted by Ninja. I stand by the, he know it, he know ain't lying. Mad niggas, but yeah, I remember getting drunk as fuck, falling down, because I was just like I think my brain was rattled because I really do like Yalindi. I'm like man

So I was like I was rattled about my situation like man shit. I really try this I mean, it's it might be a story it might be a good thing I mean, you know sometimes I do shit for the story, but I'm like I don't know if I want to see this nigga naked I don't want to be in a room. Yeah, yeah, but this nigga, no, I definitely don't want to be in a room with this nigga naked. No time, unless it's prison. And we going through, we going through registry. You give it to me saying, yeah, you don't want to be.

That's the only way me and this nigga be a nigga together, duh. And I really thought, but I got so mad. Cause like, man, I do want to, where's he from? South Africa. This is South Africa. And then what kin to their Jones? But shots have to die here. Where's he from? South Africa. This is South Africa and then? Watkin Tutor Jones. But shots have to die in.

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I'll find you. And I'm like, okay, that was weird. That was like one red flag. Yeah. And then I'm playing my show in the crowd. He crawls to the stage to me like I Didn't never see him but nothing. I just see a person just being crowds and it was him and he crowds To the stage I'm like that on stage. That was a cool last entrance. Okay, just nigga lip

So like whatever boom and he's like man, we got this party whatever come his party Whatever boom and he's like man, we got this party whatever come his party All right, I go to the party and shit so we get to the parties nigga sit on my lap and start kissing on my neck and shit I'm like Like you that would have been a fight it should have been a fake, but I'm in Paris Want to be in a Parisian jail I'm just being frit like mega You know what jail is life for me and Paris is gonna be Crazy so I'm crazy. I'm I'm seal shot like this. Yeah, it's really is he doing this And then I'm looking at my DJ and then look on his face is like horrified. He's

I didn't but it looked like I'm down with it So it's like mind is on me in this but I'm down with it. So, I'm like, so it's like, he's trying to like mine is all on me and this. But I'm like, nigga. Cause I ain't gonna push the nigga, like throw the nigga off me type shit, but I'm like, nigga, I ain't, I mean, what do you like that? But like, you know me, you know, we got,

we got, and guess what he said again. I'm like, man, I'm just like, he like, we'll tell you, what will tell you standing at whatever the fuck I'm like, man, don't worry, I'll find you. He said that again in my face. He said it in the DMs, and then find you. He said that again. He said it in the DMs, and then he said it again in my face. That's what started making me pound drinks.

So I'm like, I might have to stab this nigga tonight. Because this nigga knock on my whole tail room dough, bro. I'm stabbing this, and it's gonna be a big deal. It's gonna be a thing. Yeah, I'm gonna say that. It's gonna be a thing. Did he find your hotel? No, no. Actually, it's gonna be a thing. Did he find your hotel? No, no.

Actually, it's even crazier. What even happened? I told you I failed down, say my DJ play the show. And I told you I failed down some stairs. So my manager, he's with me. I got so drunk, because I'm just so fucking terrified of Ninja now. I'm just scared.

So I got drunk as fuck, and I failed down some stairs. And I'm wearing like, oh, white. So I'm like, I'm just scared. So I got drunk as fuck and I fell down some stairs and I'm wearing like all white. So I'm like dirty as fuck now, like dirty club, like and I'm sitting in front of the fucking venue. I'm sitting in, I'm like so drunk, I'm sitting on the stairs and I'm manager and everybody trying to find a cab. And it midst of me trying to find a cab, two girls weren't up.

Oh, Danny Brown can't believe me speak Frank can't even speak English whatever the fuck daddy Brown uh uh bitches getting the cap you gonna say so we took these two bitches in the cap me my DJ and in my manager he was in the front I'm so mad I started roasting on the cab driver because he looked like the WB frog to me. So like the WB, you can see that. Like the WB. You don't even know what we talking about. He's being French.

He has no idea. Yeah, he looked like a WB frog. I keep going on his thing. He's like, you know the WB frog. So then we get back to the room. We get back to the room. My homie, he took the one that he had and I took the one that I had and we go back in the room. From me falling down the stairs, I actually injured myself. You did. Like my elbows like the size of a fucking orange. So I'm already

unpissed. So it's no like real fun sexual activity about to go down. Right. So me and the misstep me and her talking, she tells me she has a boyfriend. I'm like, oh shit, you're about bitch, you on the wrong. Why are you in the Denny Brown hotel room at two in the morning She tells me she has a boyfriend. I'm like, oh shit. You're a bitch. You and the wrong. Why are you in the Danny Rahul Taylor room at two in the morning with a boyfriend? So I commit to violate the whole situation. Like, you know what I'm saying?

So we doing shit. I'm like, look, how do't get them fuck bitch, huh? You don't get them fuck about that, nigga. Like I'm doing it to the point where I think I remember, I'm probably like, he broke his door. I dozed off like a mere sleep and the bitch was gone. Like I remember just waking up and everything was gone. Like, she took everything.

I was like, I did violate. I did really violate. She took your shit. Don't be cheating bitch. Don't be cheating. She took your shit. Huh? She take your shit. What my clothes are? Yeah, yeah. No, I have to happen, but no, no, I bodily the hersso bad. I made her feel bad for cheating on her boyfriend. I did it for the boyfriend. But you know, I made her like, I'm a piece of shit look what you doing you are here fucking this nigga like bitch You you are terrible you have had your shit stolen though. Yeah, really and bitch supposed on Instagram What bitch took my Jeremy Scott tracks suit and Iceland and and posted it posted it the next day like we's in Danny Brown room And I couldn't even lie my girlfriend was like that is your tracks

next day like who is in Danny Brown room and I couldn't even lie my girlfriend was like that is your Texas cuz they posted in Tammy my girl so I was like you was think oh man yeah oh god damn it yeah it was actually that one the one with the um no to the left that yeah to the right all the left yeah that one the bitch is stolen from me I had to pay into the top in body Iceland is a great time though. Is it? Never been Iceland? No. Bro, you on Chris. Rick you're Rick you're

Rick you're bro. You on Chris. I on some couples like bro. That's a fucking room with the fucking on the hot tub and the ice shit. Oh shit. Is lit. Iceland is I'm telling you guys.

That's only place that I want to go. Cause my girl is like a she always going to hang out, do vacation shit. And I'll be like man, that's, come on, we travel. Like, I get on the plane, I got to be making some money, bitch. I ain't about to be just going there to have fun. Right.

I ain't no having fun getting on the plane with me. You get what I'm saying? Yeah. So, I didn't pay it if I get on the plane. Yeah, that's the way I look at it. What's your top three places to hit that you're like, this is like you look forward to the most that's international. To perform or just going in. Just to go. London one. London because I have so to, I don't know, I mean, I've been searching

golf in London culture and just everything. So when I first started going out there and shit, like I was really, if I didn't move to Austin, I would have moved to London. Really? Yes. And also, you're a fashioner, we'll do, like that's a fashion town too, right? Cause you're always like, you're always on some, you know.

But they fuck you up. Absolutely. Because the money difference. Oh yeah. You go out there and you be looking at some shit, you be like, cause it's pounds and whatever the fuck. And you be like, yeah, I'm yeah, whatever the fuck and he'd be like This kind of cheap put my card down. He's like no, that was the same

And fuck me up like I've had crazy shopping in mintries and London because I just didn't understand the trends the wild You told me you ever bought was a cape. Yeah, I know I give it to the loopers, but um No, I've been I know I'll give it to the loopers, but um, no, I've been, I've done some recent, recent ones. Well, I've been buying like a lot of like low-cow merchandise. What's that? Like Chris Chan comic books. Okay. I've been collecting all the signing chews.

Yeah. It's that it's a lot of dough. I've been collecting all the signing shoes. Yeah. Yeah. Is that it's a lot of dough? And like action figures and shit. Like, it's stupid. It's the dumbest shit ever. But you have to seek it out to find a shit. Yeah, I want every signage you comic now.

I actually completed the whole set. You did? Bro, my girl hates me for this shit. Yeah. She's like, what are you doing with your life? And I seek them out. Yeah, so yeah, I have the complete signage. She said, but I part two, Netflix, I know you're going to do the Christian documentary. It has to happen. Please involve me. I'll do music for it. Hey. I'll do... Let me do the music. Ha ha ha. How much is a comic book like this?

No, it's not just some cheap ads. Okay. It's not a big deal, but it's all about finding episodes. Uh-oh, okay, okay. Because it's like, you can find some on Amazon, you can find some on eBay, but it's a lot of like missing like chapters and shit. But I've completed my shit, says something saying.

Like, he was talking about a shoe collect him like damn I went from buying on like a Spencer vast thousand dollars as a Spencer vast shoes to collect increased chance. Yeah I got to get into something else. I fucking I also I'm a clothes hoe and I fucking every time I walk into a city that has like nice. Come on man we need to shop together man. I'm put you on some shit. Tom let me let me. I'll go with shopping with you. How you fresh out here. Let's like nice. Come on man, we need to shop together, man. You want some shit, time? Let me, let me. I'll go with shopping with you. How you fresh out here, cool.

Let's do it, let's do it. I know, you know about Noah. That's, that's what I think you should be wearing. Okay, Noah. All right. That's your Noah, yeah, Noah. It's a New York brand. Okay.

Let's take a look. Yeah, Noah, right there. Noah, in the way. I feel like you should be wearing Noah. I mean, you are Noah. Okay. I like it. I like it. This is they new shit. That's unsan't playing T's and all that shit. Cause they ain't make shit like this. This is the new shit right now. The dog sent me a link. No, you should wear Noah Brain dead is my favorite brain dead. You know, but I'm brain dead. Mm-hmm brain dead, but Filipinos unite You know what I'm saying brain dead. I give my top brands. I give my top. All right. All right. We're just we doing them right now to be yeah, let's do it Noah

Brain dead we are braided. Okay, there we go brain dead. That's my that's my Filipino brothers though Braindead. Braindead. We are Braindead. Okay. There we go. Braindead. That's my Filipino brothers though. Braindead actually designed my last two album covers. They did? Yeah, and did all my merch.

So when you see there a triacy exhibition cover, it's Braindead. So Braindead. Noah. Kavamp. Look, fuck you up, then. Kavamp, so C-A-V, space, E-E-M-P-T. Kavamp, boom. Fucking time up right now. Yeah, you are.

Kavamp. Kavamp, the thing about Kavamp, that make them so cool, they give nobody nothing. They never gave anybody anything for free. So no celebrities, co-ware this. You know what I'm saying?

You know how most clothing brands give everybody shit? Yeah. Kavamp never gave nobody nothing. So if you look, my hand over a patch, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Nadov sent me these links. Kevin. Oh, what we got? We got three. We's at three right now. Yeah. Uh, Kevin brain dead.

They did the next Liam Hodges. Liam Hodges, everybody LL I am H O D G. Yes. You are, this is off the dome. You're just, Liam Hodges. Oh, look, couldn't even get it. So it's a UK designer.

Liam Hodges is, but guess what? No one's worth it. It's only me. You should've been going, I've been doing this shit for like 10 years. Yeah, he's Liam Hodges, my nigga. Okay.

Fighter. All right. Fighter. I'm gonna start, I'm gonna start. the new MF4. So I got one more, five. Okay. Marteen Rose. M-A-R-T-I-N-E. R-O-S-E.

Rose. Marteen Rose. These are your go-tos. Five best designers in clothing. And you can wear it. Okay. Cause guess what? You're not looking like a lame,

like you're not wearing Balenciaga. Yeah. I've seen Tim Dylan wearing a Balenciaga Swisher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I cranes. Ha ha ha ha. Why? Because

Why the fuck Tim Dylan wearing a Balenciaga Swisher? Maybe he thinks it's hot and then, you know. He getting money now. That's all I looked at it like you get money now get money, huh? You definitely shouldn't have did and because I seen the whole thing All right Tim Dylan, man. You got beef. I got Cuz I seen the whole thing he was talking about like niggas over 40 smoking weed like man He's smoking weed too much. He's not a good look. Yeah, nigga. You buy balance the yaga sweatshirt

look nigga you buy Balenciaga swear shirt. He's not a good look. Wait, do you hate that because it's just such a hate it to my it made me because it's such a blood curl. It's such a name where I saw Tim Dylan wearing a Balenciaga. I'm never why I'm never a Balenciaga again. Tell me why. Tell me why. Cause he don't post a word at shit. It's not made for niggas like that because he's a comic and look at him fashion wise. Yeah, yeah, you don't care about this shit Right, you know, he's usually in like a Collard polo where champion hoodie like just be real, but when I saw this nigga wearing a balenciaga situation I'm like this nigga bought you got paid you tripping you get money now That's how he's usually dressed though in a Balenciaga situation. I'm like, this nigga bought. He got paid. Yeah.

Trap it. You getting money now. Yeah. That's how he's usually dressed though in a polo. That's how I mean the way that. You know I had him, he was on Danny's house. But no, not like no different. He's like one of the top comedians in the community.

Oh, he's great. Tim is great. You get him saying. Yeah. But I saw him on his podcast when a Balenciaga Huggity and our creams. Our really crazy. Okay.

As a fashion person like fuck. And I remember like seeing 50 cent wearing Javani sheet of first time. Well, I call it a venti, but he's wearing Javani sheet of first time. I never liked fuck. That's it. That means it's done for you.

Because it's not made for that person. Yes. So it made it come right, you don't supposed to be wearing it. Yeah, I can, that's what I'm saying. Let me, bro. Yeah. See, I gave you the most.

I didn't tell you some others, it's mad, other brands. Yeah, you're about to know, focal, but I'm like, for time what? Are you giving me five? You got me, you gave me five to go shop with, bro. I'm done. It's another one if you want to, Pam. Okay, which is an Australian brand. Can't believe you know all this shit just off your head.

No, pee, pee dot, ay dot, you know it's a gupp of the dots. And then type clothing maybe. Pam was one of my, it's perks and minis. Okay. It's perks and minis. It's one of my favorite brands, Austrian brand. Damn, how do you know all this shit, dark? You wanna fuck with me? Like, I'm saying I'm just a close shit.

I had you fresh out here, Tom. Okay. I'm literally... Right now, this t-shirt I'm wearing right now is oak. Oak. Oak is my favorite American brand. Okay. You know what American Imperial was?

Yeah. Yeah. So, Oak is the new American Imperial. Okay. Oak was around when American... No American no American Perros going up. Yeah, I love American Perro that was my shit. That was just yeah type up oak so yeah show you oak oak okay But lady Gaga stores shopping at oak and then it made it Fucked up thing now. Do you have a coach? Oh, oh, but for right there. See oak That's what you get like plain tees and like the guy you send me all these names

You guess what time I put you up you a fresh Well, you're not I don't want to see you on the blinsey out. I don't worry about I don't wear that. I don't want to bro Look at this fly shit right here. That's nice man This is nice shit Grow man shit look that's nice. I like it with the shorts. It man shit. Look, that's nice. I like it. It looks good, man.

It looks good. It looks good, man. Sometimes I go hard, but... But yeah, comedian shouldn't be having Balenciaga logo. What about Italian bespoke shit? Do you fuck with that? Who do you think custom shit?

That's what I really are for. Who do you go to if you're gonna dress up? Dr. Rominelli. Dr. Rominelli? You don't know who Dr. Rominelli is? I sure do not. Bro, he's the Ellis. He's the, you know what Dabra Dan was?

Yes. So Dr. Rominelli is that of this matter Fact type Dr. Rominelli and Danny Brown. He's done so much custom shit for me. I Always made him do custom car hurts. I had so many custom car hurts from Dr. Rominelli. Yeah But like action Brownson Alchemist like all of them everybody get Rominelli Actually, that's what you need what you need some Roman Ali shit look I did all collection with him look look at that jacket. Yeah, that's what we designed together But you know what he do what he take clothes from your like put it like this clothes you don't wear no more

Yeah, or some shit for you oak and you just send it to him and he'll make shit out of it really that's what he does So that jacket I like it it was out of it was made out of all oh Shit that I had and he made it and he of it. Really? That's what he does. So that jacket, it was made out of all shit that I had. And he made it. That's very good. Go up, go up. Right there, that actual jacket here, that, that was like just, I sent him a bunch of shit and he just made that jacket out of it.

That's fresh, man. I can't believe how much this year dialed into. This is wild. There, that's another one. That's another one. That was nice.'s another that was nice Yeah, that was the whole collection we did that I gave way all these coasts to the all my what yeah Look down. I think I got the first one. I think I still got I think I got that one at the crib right now

This one some ass take shit. Yeah, look I designed come on man fuck with me. I. And I do. I fuck with you. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say you receipts tonight. I'm gonna show you what I got. You're going shopping. Yeah, that's right. We share money, man. I swear. I can't fucking bro. And it's all about, you know, the thing is out under my fashion is all about proportions. Yeah. Yeah, it's all about the way you look, the way your body is built. Yeah. Because before you just want to wear what you want to wear and you know, it is, but it's all about the way you look, the way your body is built. Because before you just wanna wear what you wanna wear, and you know, it's all about the way your body is designed

to wear a certain shit. That's why the brands I gave you have shit for you. Yeah, I feel like you did. I feel like you got one, like it's some other shit. I can tell you about some other shit, but it's like like M. Ron Potatoes. He's like a fashion terrorist. Okay.

Like everybody hate him. But I ain't gonna lie, he made me the best vans I've ever seen in my life. Really? Type this up. M-R-I-M-R-A-N-P-T-A-S. Potatoes. Kanye actually bit the fucking shit from him.

Lea, he just did a van. Yeah, right there. That last one, the van with the big stripe, I want those so bad. Which one? Right here. These look, I want those so bad. And they're like sold out everywhere?

No, I'm copying. Okay. I can get them, I just been, right, I don't know if I, but yeah. So, I'll let you hear them copy. I'm going shopping, like, I'm copied. I will back. I swear to God, I'm gonna get a friend today.

I swear to God, I'm gonna get a friend today. I'm not getting dressed today. I thought about the M-Rompetedos dance, like, man, should I really grab them? All right, we're gonna send each other screen grabs. Look, I would've had them, I would've worked great with this, what I'm wearing right now.

Yeah, I'm grabbing those. Yeah. Grail is my favorite site. Everything I'm wearing right now came from Grail'm grabbing those. Grail is my favorite sight. Everything I'm wearing right now came from grilled. Grail, is that like a curator sight? Everything I'm wearing right now, from head to head, to face,

socks, everything I'm wearing came from grilled. Okay. This chain came from grilled. Only thing is the watch, the watch was my real juler, but. Yeah, yeah., you're gonna flip. Yeah, I'm really all right. I'm down to trade this for a gun Fuck yeah I'm saying yeah

But what are you looking for a handgun? 15 You shit What what are you looking for a handgun? 15 Yeah Shit Yeah, so I got a grab one too. Yeah. Yeah, like a Marmock coat. You want to get All right like a so like an assault rifle. Yeah No, we got a bullshit P shooter. Yeah, at the crib. You have a handgun Bullshit, okay, okay at the crib. Do you have a handgun? They got a bullshit pea shooter.

A pea shooter, okay, okay. At the crib, okay. I feel like it's protecting us. But I keep telling my bitch, because I can't buy a gun until I get a Texas ID. Right. I still got my Michigan ID, cause it's a whole story with that.

Because I got my driver's license, but no one should ever gave me a driver's license. Really? I don't know how to drive for shit Really? Bro, I've literally finished the driving process to get a driver's license and the first the first the first The body is actually paid for a driving instructor They come and teach me how to drive every day. She taught me how to drive. She did she did her job But once she left I saw I know what to drive she did she did her job, but once she left I saw an order drop

So I went to go take my driving test But my home he was like man. I know this ratchet has driving place. You know, I'm saying Regis is Indian niggas. It was where they go all the um like people of Michigan go with they ain't got a fucking um You know they got a green card that ship. Yeah, the-ship. So I go there, but the thing that I did, the main me for next the whole situation, I just wore all my jewelry that I had. Like at this time I had to take the fucking 30K grill, the big Rolex on with the fucking diamond.

So I'm doing a driving test, I'm feeling everything, but I'm looking at them with this diamond grill, this bling, and it was a good damn Michigan the lights was hitting this whole like I'm shy and I told her they're like now give you 10,000 right now I mean we didn't got to do this test. I give you 10,000 right look I pulled the bank like now give you 10,000 right now They go we can just end this shit Pass me. He like I can't really do it like that. What yeah, he's like we can't do it like that But we did the whole test. They get doubly failed parallel parking. Yeah bump all cones

Yeah, he threw me on the freeway. I never been on the freeway before in my life I'm driving on the freeway like ah The first exit I get up off that motherfuckin like uh, and then we start to look at him and smile like And then the diamonds hit. He was like a bitch. He was like a grubby bitch. He just like, he was like a man. He was like, he couldn't help him.

And he just passed me. So I have this driver's license, and I've been buying cars with driver license. But I can't drive for shit. That's what I got. Only car I can drive is a Tesla really because Tesla is like driving a golf car Yeah, yeah, we're generous of breaking Because the new Tesla date they kind of cut out regenerative breaking

Why It's just it's just funny that you would know about regenerative breaking. No, that's only I can drive Okay, if this guy returns the breaking you're good. No, that's only I can drive. Okay, if the guy returns to the breaking, you're good. Yeah, I'm good. So you and another type of car is no good. Yeah, the first car I ever bought in my life I get money with some Porsche car here. That was your first one?

Yeah. You crashed it? No, my girl got it right now. And guess what, she loved the car. She been driving it like, yeah, of course. How long you guys been together? Five years. All right. Well, you guys are good together. I mean, every time I've been around, you guys been together? Five years. All right.

Well, you guys are good together. I mean, every time I've been around, you guys a couple times together. No, she's my rock. Yeah. I will say that. I will marry her, though. OK.

That is somebody that is, I'm being like, I talk about a little less about guys. Marriage to me, I have no problem with being married. And you know, and I will follow order with it. I'm a real nigga. But I hate the whole ceremony. Oh, the actual, yeah, it's gay to me. It's gay.

And I have no problem with gay shit. I know, but it is gay. But it's gay. It's gay. To expose my feelings to my family and to be seen be sitting there talking like this the woman I love. Yeah, like say a thing and it's funny because it's kissing from everybody. It's traditionally like something I think we go

into the courthouse. Yeah, if you want a miracle, Danny Brown, we go into the courthouse. And then there you go. And guess what, we're going to do a one on one. Yeah, we're just a me, you and a preacher. Maybe throw a party at later. My family, yeah, and're gonna do a 1-0-1. Yeah, we'll just meet you in a preacher. Maybe throw a party at later, shall we? My family, yeah, and then just throw a party.

But skip all the gays shit. Who should be celebrating me again, Mary? Yeah. It's not a celebration. It's not that should be fun about that. Yeah. It's no party after that. No.

It's like this nigga tapped out. It's all Never gonna be the same again No party should be having four minutes with me. I don't know about these other niggas Yeah, but me is like I can see all my like, I can see the look on A face, like, man, no more bitches. No more. And I know weddings are so gay, it's funny that like, they're traditionally heterosexual unions,

and it's the gayest thing you can get involved with. No, the thing is about me, no, the thing is about, when I get, I don't care about gay shit. I love gay shit. Gay, gay motherfuckers, the funniest motherfuckers. They're great. And whatever the fuck. You get them saying everybody a little gay.

But, facts, no one's nuts. I mean, come on. I mean, it is what it is. Bro, Danny Brown showed up to this motherfucker with a swoop here to the south. Lord is fucked with the tightest jean. You all didn't think I had nothing to do with gay shit when I first came in this industry like,

he was all gay. It was literally all gay. So, that's them. But, I'm just a ill-mega. You get them saying to the point where, I don't, you know what I'm saying? I don't make motherfuckers feel uncomfortable about that shit. Of course.

Of course. All right, we gotta wrap this up. This was so much fucking fun. Yeah, we had a good run. Danny Brown shows. Every Tuesday, Danny Brown shows on show Tuesday and you motherfuckers need the same fucking um you know hit the email yeah hit the email up what is the email hit it hit it hit it tell you uh Danny at the Danny Brown show I know Danny at

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I love you too, man. No, we're all shit. Like, this is like a, um, I told you this before but I feel like just like um Dober exception that I got from the podcast like cuz I didn't think it would be like that Like you know, I'm saying people are stoked everybody love it. They fuck with it cuz I mean we have different We are we are Come buying in fan bases. Yeah, for sure. You go sure It's yes, you're bringing any mommy's. Yeah, the Mimes are fucking fucking with it. They're all people from Danny

Brie. People from my shit. Yep. They fucking with it. It's a it's a beautiful thing, man. But is a day is is organic and it's just me talking about me doing me shit. You're a it's not no fake shit. No, it's all I'm gonna say. Yeah, no fake shit. And you are you are a genuine real talent, not just with music, but with this shit too. So we're super happy about it. Thank you for coming. We love you.

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