2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer - Sexual Athlete w/ Adriana Chechik | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 172

Episode Date: February 13, 2023

SPONSORS:-Go to this exclusive web address to try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE: https://ZipRecruiter.com/BEARS. ZipRecruiter. The smartest way to hire.It’s a special episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segu...ra and Bert Kreischer and special guest cub, Adriana Chechik! Adriana tells us a little bit about her recent back injury at Twitch Con, some differences between her personal and professional sex life, and tips to prep for back action. The bears ask Adriana about BTS scenes on sites, Only Fans advice, her career as a stripper, how to prep for a DP and how to deal with newcomers. Adriana shares her opinion on blue pills, her time doing privates in Australia, and then getting caught up in customs for trafficking! Adriana shares what it’s like to date while working in the industry and we find out which bear Adriana would fall in love with.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I do believe that actual squirting is real. Because I do squirt and go pee and it'll be yellow. Bullshit. Yeah, I'm like, okay, I'll show you this. I will pee and it'll be yellow and I will squirt and it'll be clear. Damn it. I don't believe in mess, Laura. I'm not as religion.
Starting point is 00:00:17 I swear, I swear, I swear. 100% Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh. And we're back welcome to another episode of two bears and one additional cubby in a cave I'm Tom. This is Bert and we're joined by a very special guest today Thank you very much age reanachetic. Thank you for coming here We're so excited. The gangster. The gangster.
Starting point is 00:00:45 We've been talking about shooting our scene. She's the John Malania of adult film star. Just because because you know who John Malania is? No, I'm too young for that. Co-head. Anyway, he is a very talented comic, but John Malania is the guy that when people go out you're too young for that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Hear that John. He's like a nine college. Oh my god. Oh, this is all of me explain my way. Yeah, your point yes. Is that when people go, oh, you gotta see John Malay and you show him a clip and you're always like, oh, shit, everyone goes, oh, he's really good. He's really good.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you are the person that, when I remember, I think there's an Uber driver who's like, he's like, hey, man, I'm a big fan. Do you know how much it is? And I was like, no,, hey man, I'm a big fan. Do you know who Cheshank is? And I was like, now he goes, all right, Google it, we got a while. And I was like, fuck, she's good. I think I signed up for your only fans in that Uber.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Oh, thank you. Yeah, I didn't know you weren't supposed to do that. No. And that's supposed to do what? No, sign up for people's only fans. In a Uber? No, at all. I'm deciding it for Uber fans,
Starting point is 00:01:41 because he's a good one. I mean, artists, the same way you do it, a farmer's market. Why don't you, I don't know you should suppose to. I want you to sign up for my only fans. Yeah, the same way you do it, a farmer's market. Why don't you, I want you to silence my only fans. Yeah, you're a good one. But wait, why do you say that you're not supposed to? Because it's creepy, I guess my name shows up and then they're like, oh shit, but pricey.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Why are you doing it under like a private name? I have, like user 294-5678, yeah. I'm a fucking idiot. He also He also tours with his Name and his image on his tour bus so that everybody knows it's his big face. Yeah. Yeah, I Attention, you're an attention whore. We all are by the way the three of us. Let's not let's start throwing stones Tommy play it stones in the sky. Tom may play it. Tom may play it. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:02:25 We're all attention. It's like a very like I feel like it's like I'm gonna be you know. You know, you're looking back and forth. We got our clip for the day. I know. I know. So just before we go any further, how are you physically feeling? I know you have you know, an incident injury,, how are you physically feeling? I know you have an incident, injury, but how are you physically feeling?
Starting point is 00:02:49 So I mean, I look good and then I can smile, but I would say I'm physically, I'm probably halfway to where I need to be, some like five out of 10. Okay. Tell everyone what happens. Yeah, just, I saw it. Oh. Yeah, it's just
Starting point is 00:03:07 crazy because people can look at this. This is out there publicly. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I was live streaming it myself actually. So you know, you can see it on my own thing where I where I felt, but I was at TwitchCon and there was this foam pit. That was not foam pit regulation standards. I don't know what the fucking standards are, but it was not that. It basically looked a certain way. Yeah. So to the glance, it would look like, oh, you can just, everyone can just jump in here and have fun, but it was a very, very thin layer of this. So on the bottom, actually, so I used to be cheerleader and gymnastics and stuff. It was the thinnest type of mat you could have, like the thinnest one they make, which actually they don't even use for anything besides the surrounding floors.
Starting point is 00:03:55 So underneath that was just convention floor cement. And I actually, when I saw the video later, I saw it from a different angle. And when I bounced the first time I landed, I heard one crack, right? And then I bounced up. When I came back down, my whole body came over top of itself. And that's when I heard the big crack. And I remember being in the hospital and the first thing the doctor said to me, they didn't say that I broke anything.
Starting point is 00:04:21 They said, I shattered my vertebrae. They were like, you shattered my vertebrae. They were like you shattered multiple vertebrae. Never had any back injuries before that. No, I've had a neck injury from porn before this. Yeah, would you get into that though? How did you get your neck injured from porn? Pile driver. So I mean, I even call like the move is like the Chechic move. It's where like you're like you're like sucking it. Okay, so if you're riding facing them, but the camera's here, and then like you go from riding them. So you're,
Starting point is 00:04:52 right, right. Okay, so this is the best way my broken back can do it. So if you're riding someone like this, right, but both legs up, and then you're like, she smells really good just for the record. Thank you. And then what you do is you take your head and you put your head underneath here, right? But both legs up. Yep. She smells really good just for the record. Yeah. Yeah. And then what you do is you take your head and you put your head underneath here, right? And
Starting point is 00:05:09 you're sucking dick. And you have to have your head open up too to the side. So I've been that so much because that's like my move. Yeah. Because I can see the balls and all the junk at the same time. Yeah. That's yeah. That's I call theed chick move. Sure. So that that move right there actually calls me to I had two pinched nerves and a slip desk. Wow, you're welcome by the way. Yeah. Yeah. So that caused you to have two pinched nerves and a slip and then I thought I it was like it made the rounds that you were told well like stop doing that. it. And then I thought it was like it made the rounds that you were told, well, like, stop doing that. And then you were like, I am not a quitter.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Yes. Yes. I'm like, and I'm an athlete. Would you the chiropractor tell you to stop? What fucking wish that were? No, no, I don't believe in chiropractor. I said no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But if you have back problems, you know,
Starting point is 00:06:01 if you have real back problems, you know, chiropractors are not the ones, you know. But I went to my chiropractor. I went to my doctor, my orthopedic, and he was like, you can't shoot in these positions anymore. Like you need to do decompression therapy. But that's where you put your thing like this and it goes like this?
Starting point is 00:06:20 Yeah, and I was doing physical therapy, but it was about to be my 30th birthday, and all I wanted to give myself was a gang bang. So I was like, well, silly thing is, I have my 30th birthday gang bang celebration, you know, in like two days. Talk about an e-vite ima. I know.
Starting point is 00:06:39 So, and that's what you wanted to do for your 30th? Yeah, well I'm 31 now. But that was your, and that, so did that mean that was a private one? Well, I filmed it. No, you filmed it, okay. But I like, I paid everybody in stuff because there's like, there's like a power play that happens
Starting point is 00:06:52 when you're, when you're paying and making everybody like fuck you as like hotter instead of going to work for somebody else. Sure. I picked all of you decks to fuck me. And then you can kind of be like more aggressive. Sure. Really? How many people were involved in that? Eight.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Eight. Eight guys. Is that, like, you're supposed to be 10, but you guys. What's the most? No, hold on, hold on, what's the threshold for gangbang? Like, what, what is the train and what is a gangbang? Like, what, how many guys, what's the number of dudes where it goes from a train to a gangbang?
Starting point is 00:07:21 No, no, no, no, no. So it doesn't matter about the numbers of dudes. It matters about how many dicks you take inside of you at one time. That's the difference, right? So train is one dick at a time, right? Everybody is just waiting in their turn. Gotcha.
Starting point is 00:07:34 It's like a bull thing. Gang man is multiple dicks. So your multiple dicks are at the same time? Yeah, yeah. And so does it consider to gang bang after three, four? So there's actually a big bang after three, four? So there's actually a big debate within the porn community.
Starting point is 00:07:48 I'd like to hear it. Yeah, so in porn, they say that four is a gang bang, but fans like to think that three is. So there's an internal like argue that happens because a lot of directors want to book you for a three person shoot, because then you can get deep heat and have something in your mouth.
Starting point is 00:08:05 But they don't want to pay the rate of a gang bang for it. Which is more. Yes, but you're like, oh, well, fans are going to say this is a gang bang because all your holes airtight. So I would say like the definition of a true gang bang is being able to have an airtight moment. Got you, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:20 So it's like, it's a little harder. It depends on who you are. Before you, by the way, for the record, I have never seen Tom Moore in, in, in powered and investigative as a journalist in my fucking life. Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Tom, he's doing a podcast called Tom Talks and it was a snorf. And all of a sudden, you've got, Tom, he's gonna start talking to you in Spanish in a second. Keep going. So before you got He is like Barbara Walters over here No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa airtight. Let's go back to airtight airtight. It's very important
Starting point is 00:08:53 Before you got involved as a professional. Did you do any of these things in your personal life? No, okay, so I I have had Like crazy and all sucks a lot my personal life I've had trains been I never had a gangbang I have had crazy anal sucks a lot in my personal life. I've had trains, but I never had a gang bang and I never had a DP. So my first sexual on-screen DP was a gang bang. And because I think I was like, oh, I want to do anal.
Starting point is 00:09:19 My agent would let me do anal because I was six months into my career. I'm gonna say pregnant. No. No. What does that mean? What does six months have any relevancy to this? So there's the idea. The longer you hold out for doing anal, the higher you'll get.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Got you. You want to hold out, you want to build a name because some people are going to pay for it. My wife's race is going to be through the roof. Yeah. She's holding out for a long time. I was just gonna have a beach house. I'm starting to have a beach house. Yeah, I'm gonna do it wrong. I knew it. Fuck. I wish you could convince my wife to do anal. Listen, I'm telling you, if you just do the wine and a matric, like so I tell girls
Starting point is 00:10:01 all the time. You put a bottle of wine in press? Not like a bottle. You don't want it like the object doesn't do that. Like the ones that give you on the plane? Yeah, yeah, like a slow one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you feel like you fill up an animal bottle with like a little bit of red wine and then you put up like your ass
Starting point is 00:10:15 and it kind of absorbs. You don't get drunk, but you kind of get relaxed. But because it's red wine, it brings a little blood to your asshole. I'm just gonna break in my heart so badly if I had met you. If I had met you, if I had met you and then all of a sudden you're like, no, no, no, let's go back. I'll take the glass wine, but you know I'm going to shove it up my ass.
Starting point is 00:10:31 I'd be like, oh, I've been wanting to do that my whole fucking life. Yeah, that's what I tell newbies. I'm like, why don't you just try stretching at home, like put some wine up your ass and you're like, what? But it really fucking works because it brings all the blood to your asshole. So it's easier to stretch. Nice, let's see, that's great advice. Fucking god damn it, Leanne.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Okay, so wait, Tom, go back to your interview. I'm so fucking fascinated. I wanna go back to, I wanna go back to like, I wanna go back to the moment you go. Tom, go back to your interview. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Tom is more questions. Well, this is another, so how do we get our scrum's eaten?
Starting point is 00:11:03 I mean, like, we're not getting our ass eaten ever. And what's a good way to make? I'm a director before. You're a director doing that? Yeah, she was looking at my balls, and I just a little sit up, and she went, I mean, I mean, look, your ass roll. You have to just like, assume the position, you know?
Starting point is 00:11:16 Like, you just have to slowly like, while they're sucking your dick, you have to slowly just like, rise your legs up in the air. Okay. You have to press that yourself. I just didn't see my core. Well, you know, I'm just gonna work on it. My good gymnast is throwing my feet up at the end.
Starting point is 00:11:31 If you expect somebody to get down and eat your asshole, then you fucking better workout for that. I thought, I thought, wait, I'm gonna be on my back if she's gonna eat my asshole. And then I'm gonna have my head legs up, like in a, like up on my legs. Change your diet. Yeah, you just like slowly. To stop that. I'll be breathing like this. And then I'm in my head legs up like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a no, no, no, I'm almost certain. I got introduced at a at Gelsons.
Starting point is 00:12:05 By Darko. Yes, yes. He was the first guy to bring her name up. And then I got in an Uber and the dude was like, he was like, hey man, big fan, do you know Chechik? And I was like, god damn it, man, her name's come up twice. It's like, it's like what how Cardi B shows up. Like Cardi B was like someone that you didn't know what it was.
Starting point is 00:12:24 And then you heard it once and then you're like, and another thing is someone says Cardi B and then you hear Super Bowl Cardi B shows up like Cardi B was like someone that you didn't know what it was and then you heard it once and then you're like And another thing is someone says Cardi B and then you hear Super Bowl Cardi B like okay now I gotta find out who the fuck Cardi B is that happened with you and so that I was like all right fucking I'm gonna I'm fine. I don't know who she was the first thing you did that was a game changer for me I I'm gonna I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm here. Just because I, my, my, my, no, uh, you, I had never seen girls, uh, trade come. Oh, really? Yeah, and I went, whoa.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Wow. I was like, what's that? Oh, God, like, I just had never seen it. Like, but the way you guys did it, I've seen girls like, trade a dick, but you guys did it. And I was, I remember. We baby birded it very well. Yeah. Baby birded it.
Starting point is 00:13:08 If you tell it, it's like that. And I said, number one thing, as I said, I wondered for Dennis when he was like, doing her teeth the last time, was like, knew what was in his mouth. And then a weird thought. Yeah. Like if you're done, does your dentist know what you do?
Starting point is 00:13:23 Actually, so there's a funny thing. So my dentist does know because two reasons. So when I first started pouring, I really like that would be creepy. That's really what I like to deep throw a lot. So I had my dentist filed back down the backs of my mullers down. So I could deep throw without having like anybody have issues. So he like so funny. Mine filed down from grinding them in my sleep. I wonder if I'd be great at deep-throating. Yeah, you would be That's a real commitment Adriana like to the game. Yeah, because it's I don't know
Starting point is 00:13:52 I think it's like it's like you know girls like to be choked and stuff and bad sure So I feel like it's the same for me with like sucking a dick and then also Just like you can really control a guy by like just giving them a really good blow Sure, you know like you know if you giving them a really good blow job. Sure. You know, like, you know, if you have them a good blow and they're like yours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, did you actually, was it a long conversation with the dentist where you're like, hey, like were you like dancing around the topic of like,
Starting point is 00:14:17 No, I just straight went in there and I was like, hey, I need you to file the backs of my teeth down because I want to do better deep-throating stuff. And he was like, okay. Yeah, and then also, I know. That's an LA, it's an LA doctor, right? For sure, but the craziest thing about this is. Did I know my whole heart? You're like, no.
Starting point is 00:14:34 Glendale, okay, yeah, oh my heart. Oh my doctor, be like, have you thought of having to talk into your mother? Maybe your pastor could help you with this before I could. No. No, but my dentist actually were really cool too, because another thing that happened from doing all these crazy blow job scenes and stuff
Starting point is 00:14:54 is because you have a lot of spit, but also it's a lot of stomach acid in the spit, right? Sure. So I've had a lot of cavities. Over the years, before porn, I had a very healthy teeth. But the more I did porn, the more I did crazy blowjabs, the worse my teeth got. Dude, this is-
Starting point is 00:15:10 Because of all the fucking acid, you're always bringing up and you're not. This is actually a really good anti-porn, like, I don't know, this is the correct, like if you wanted to tell a girl who was thinking about her not to do it, be like, look at my teeth. I feel like it's more like a health insurance ad. Like, if you want to be a hell, get health insurance.
Starting point is 00:15:28 You got great teeth. You got great teeth. You do have great teeth. Thank you. I've had them worked on a lot. I've had all my teeth worked on and they still look like shit. I get hit and melt the baseball bat, not the same. But since we, you know, I remember that we were doing that
Starting point is 00:15:42 back and forth. Like, I think we talked about a podcast. We went over on Twitter. Let's say today we were showing up to shoot our scene, our three-way scene. I feel skinny too. Then you didn't, and he feels skinny. We had just met, you know, we just met. We're in the, hey, nice to meet you, nice to meet you.
Starting point is 00:15:57 What's the standard, like, next conversation before things get happening? Like, what do people like say when you get there? Yeah. Um, so... Especially if you don't know each other, we just met. Yeah, so normally you just exchange tests. And then now with this whole consent thing, that's not crazy.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Oh, I'm negative. Wait, hold on, you gotta hang on. You gotta deal with consent and porn. Okay, so consent and porn has become such a huge thing in the past four years, to the point where I almost think it's kind of, it's great that we do have these things and implement it, but it's also kind of taken a lot of the fun out of it. Because when I did porn, I did it because I wanted to experiment with things and I wanted
Starting point is 00:16:36 to try these things. So they'd be like, nowadays they'll be like, are you okay with fisting someone slapping your ass, someone kissing your neck, like even stupid shit. Sure kissing your neck. Yeah, yeah, because they're so crazy now because they're so afraid, they're so afraid. Well, so funny, that would be something that would be something that's changed. That would be something that pop positive for Leanne, that she doesn't like me kissing
Starting point is 00:16:59 her neck. Really? Yeah, she doesn't, well, yeah, she doesn't. But here's the thing, like, it's all, I'm a liquor. It's all about I'm a liquor. It's all about who does it, right? And especially if you're getting an important someone's like, are you okay with fisting?
Starting point is 00:17:11 I'd be like, fucking hell no. But before the result, these consent things, I'm in the middle of a scene in it, I just like, fist me, and I'm like, this is fucking rad. Like, let's keep going. Yeah, fisting would be something I would want to, you'd need to run by me first. Yeah, yeah, fisting would be something I would want to you need to run by me first Yeah, yeah, I check no on the box
Starting point is 00:17:32 So we would go back to the like wait wait, so we exchange our we exchange our We change our task and then and then we do our consent Yes, and we literally would be like hey, I would be like are you okay with me? You're with your neck and pulling your hair blah blah blah, right? It's like a whole checklist and then do they do the women have to do it to the guys to yeah Like you're like are you okay if I kick your balls and like you know stab burnt in the eye even Verbige like are you have any words you don't like to be called a slang? I want you to come to the end work Oh my no, okay, that's what we're doing
Starting point is 00:18:07 Oh no I want you to come to the N word. Oh my no. Okay, that's what we're doing Oh, no I'll call you okay I watch that porn with the the black dude saying to the white girl. Oh, and she says it over Yeah, and he's like he's like tell your daddy. Yeah The I wonder if she'll get canceled for that. They pull it up, do you remember saying that? She's like, your honor. She kind of got canceled in porn for that, but it also is. Yeah, and unfortunately, so like, obviously times are different.
Starting point is 00:18:38 And you shouldn't say those things, but like, If you had a group of met, she has like a bunch of dudes telling her to say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. So it's kind of like, but she did get a lot of dance-als from it. Can I just take a sidebar to this? You're so fucking pretty.
Starting point is 00:18:56 I think so. Like, that's normally when you meet like an actress or something, you see on TV, or like, I know for a fact that I've seen people on TV TV. This is gonna sound weird but back in the day I've seen people on TV hung out with them hooked up with them and then you find them to be a fucking mess Talked about them their eyes are puffy and everything you're you're really Very pretty you have no fucking bags under your eyes. You have great skin your hair is like fucking Was a lady that it bit the apple and then went to bed and then
Starting point is 00:19:29 Your hair is like you're just like taking a jab at me. I mean like I'm working on these bags and I You you have you do look tired, but he's jealous. You're healthy and he's he's fat Wow, did you guys feed her? I even like a fat man That's a lot more to rub around, you know? Yeah, that's a lot more to rub around, you know? But wait, I'll let you rub with people. You're like, I can believe it, but they were like, people. Rubbing sex because I threw up my throw when I sleep. Oh my god, I'm so happy.
Starting point is 00:19:54 I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
Starting point is 00:20:02 I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so pizza. I'm like, wait, I can't believe it, I'm never let me eat pizza. I'm never having sex because I throw up my throat when I sleep. Oh my god. Like, God, I'm hot.
Starting point is 00:20:11 You're gonna hold throw that up, you know that. That actually was like back in. So when I first got into porn, I used to do privates. So that was like back when I was doing privates. And private. Wait, hold on, hold on. Just so you know, you could make a fucking, a mountain house right now in private.
Starting point is 00:20:28 I know. Every guy watching this goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, private. What's up? But this is still gotta be a thing. There's gotta be someone, like he's saying, out there watching that, who's like, can I make this happen?
Starting point is 00:20:38 Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Yeah, so now so like back my first two years of part and you totally like hire me and I would do private
Starting point is 00:20:48 Because I was told when you got into porn like oh you do porn as an advertisement for sex work for You know and that's not why I got into porn actually got into porn because I was a dirty tired stripper And I wanted to like work normal hours I want to I'm by the way We're gonna I want to dive into that part of your life. I'm curious about from stripper to porn, but keep going, private, keep going. Yeah, so I did him for me.
Starting point is 00:21:11 You're gonna bring the mic closer to you just to make sure. Thank you. Is the dog not here? He's in the other room. What camera? Oh, no, no, no, no. That's fine. They're always there.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Just the back and forth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. I'm gonna lower this, I want to see your face. Thank you. So. I'm lower this someone's your face. Thank you. So, yeah, after two years, I was like, okay, I don't need to do escorting. Like the thing I want to do is I want to do porn
Starting point is 00:21:34 and I want to build a brand because I saw the power in building the brand. Let me manage your fucking career. Yeah. I could fucking. I'm about to block. I actually finally this year this year I you know this year I hired on like a fool I have a full team of like 16 people and all this That's not what you need what you need is a bird christian your life. I could really fucking yeah
Starting point is 00:21:55 He is fun that you you should have fun some chats with him. Yeah, he's a great idea I'm not I have I have big ideas that are that when I was younger they were stupid And then when they when I got older and no that when I was younger, they were stupid, and then when they, when I got older and no one thought I was gonna have, and he was gonna happen. This is how it would go. He'll pot, he'll pitch you, a series of ideas, and you'll go, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, that's fucking stupid, that's ridiculous,
Starting point is 00:22:16 and then you'll be like, this is cool. Oh my God, yes. Yeah, he's a dreamer, he's a, and I don't have parameters on like bad ideas versus good ideas, and I'm a fan And like I would love to I'll get your number I'll text you ideas and I think that because I think there's the thing I like about I have porn stars such a weird word but porn stars the the thing I like is when you meet them and
Starting point is 00:22:40 All of a sudden you see the you see the person and you're like, oh shit, man You got a smart person. He really knows how to talk. And it's fun, has a good sense of humor. There's a lot to do. I do have an appreciation for the fact that I did when you're younger, you just see the fantasy, right? You're just, you're like, this is just, and then when we've gotten into this and become comedians and podcasters and you meet people,
Starting point is 00:23:06 you do get this appreciation for the fact that you guys are actually true performers, that you can actually flip a switch. And it's a, you know, your skill set is that it is this sexual performance, but it is like a skill. Like you guys really know how to turn it on. I actually would even call it a performance, Like so I like to say sexual athlete. Sure. I would say an extreme athlete. It's literally, I treat my body like I'm an athlete. So before my back was injured, I had a routine that was like a normal athlete.
Starting point is 00:23:38 What I would take ice bath every day, it would actually after gangbang taking ice bath, I was figuring out some of my diet because you have to clean out so much. You can't drink, you can't party. You know, you have to just literally live this like strict routine of health. Now you mentioned you gang bang and the DPs and other stuff. Now you do your own, like you produce your own stuff, right? Or you show your own content. Before this era exploded, you were like, I would assume like most people, you worked for companies and you shot stuff. So I actually did both.
Starting point is 00:24:11 So we're doing both. Yeah, so I'm actually so blessed right now because I had a back catalog of over 500 scenes when only fans popped off. So I was shooting for other companies and then I'd go home and I'd shoot my own content as well. So I've been so blessed because I've been able to sustain myself without losing income through this injury because of that pad all along.
Starting point is 00:24:30 How much were you working when you were working for companies only? Like, you know, I mean, like 10 years ago before this whole thing exploded for where you guys own your, how much were you, how often were you shooting? 25 days a month average. And then I'm the only girl in American porn history because we don't know about Europe. That has done two different companies. I worked for doing a DP. So I did two DPs in one day and a third anal shoot
Starting point is 00:25:00 the same day. The same day. Yeah, so I had three scenes in each set took about eight hours all in one day. So your reputation. Yeah, so the three scenes in each set took about eight hours. All in one day. So your reputation is like the savage, the extreme athlete of this whole thing. Yeah, because once you get turned on your horny, so the term, you know the term, if you don't use it, you lose it. Yeah. So that is a true thing for women. Like for sure, like women can turn off their sex drive. I believe wholeheartedly.
Starting point is 00:25:26 I think so too, right? They can just like shut you guys. Yeah, like if you're not having sex and you're not amping yourself up, you can literally just cut that part of yourself up. Somebody said this once about the difference between men and women is that with men, when we are between, let's say, let's just say 16 and 60,
Starting point is 00:25:45 there's basically a constant hum. between, let's say, let's just say 16 and 60. There's basically a constant hum. It's a buzz where you're just like every few, every 72 hours or whatever, how many hours your body's being like, you need to address this at some. Either it's like peaking or it dies down, but that women can go into a lifestyle of like, this is of interest to me, or like just, I'm fine without this.
Starting point is 00:26:10 I've showed it off for a year in my life and then been like, I think I had really good sex and that's what like kicked started it. And then, even when I've had like, for instance, I haven't been able to have sex because of my back. That's what I wanted to ask, okay. I tried once on like two weeks ago, and the problem isn't is like, the sex,
Starting point is 00:26:31 I could do it if I just couldn't, if I could have sex and not be Adriana, then I could have sex and it wouldn't hurt. But like, as I'm having sex with this dude, I'm like slowly just starting to pull my legs behind my head into a pretzel because that's how I like to do it. Sure, good. And then the next. I'm like slowly just starting to pull my legs behind my head into a pretzel because that's how I like to do it. Sure. And then the next day I was like, I just roamed myself for like two weeks. Oh, it hurt because you... Oh, it hurt for two fucking weeks, like so bad. So where's your recovery at right now? Like, where, how long... Like, did you have surgery?
Starting point is 00:27:00 How long until you go back or will you ever be able to go back? Um, so that's a really hard question because I don't know if I'll ever go back to shooting porn unless it's just like at home video styles. Only for the simple reason, if I don't perform the age you're on a church extended, I don't want to have my fans say, oh, will this accident change her? But they'll say it in a negative light, right? They won't say it in like, oh, pity her. And I don't want pity as well. But they'll be like, oh, she used to be so much better
Starting point is 00:27:32 before this accident. You don't want to be Michael Jordan with the Wizards. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. So I'm like, I don't know if I'll ever perform again. Like, I don't know if I'll ever be able to perform to that standard. Well, wait, so then what's the, okay, all right, before we get on to the second act
Starting point is 00:27:45 of your life after the injury, I wanna know about getting into porn. I wanna know about how, I think everyone would assume that whole introduction's gotta be somewhat sketchy. Like one dude going, like back room, back door casting couch, like that energy of like,
Starting point is 00:28:03 how many people take advantage of that moment versus where's the one Jack from Boogie nights who really cares about you and wants to see you blossom. Yeah, so like you were dancing and Arizona I'm guessing no, so I was dancing and I was dancing Miami. I was dancing at Scarlett's cabaret. Oh Chechic all my time My life. Florida strip clubs. I always tell people to hit a little different. They know. And it ruined me.
Starting point is 00:28:29 It's the reason Florida strip clubs, I was saying to someone, I took our whole work team here in Alaska, and I took the whole team, and our whole team, everyone was there for the Alaska shows. So I said, hey guys, let's go to the Great Laskin' Bush Company.
Starting point is 00:28:42 It's a great strip club. It says, it's like Florida strip clubs, where you can, if you can drink it in Florida strip club, let's go to the Great Laskin' Bush Company. It's a great strip club. It says, it's like Florida strip clubs. Where you can, if you can drink it in Florida strip club, it's not full nude. Yeah. So I was like, it's like, and you can drink there. So I go, it's awesome. We're gonna have a blast while I'm drinks.
Starting point is 00:28:53 They'll be naked ladies walking around, but they're gonna have the bottom. It's gonna be fine. We get there, it's full nude. And I'm with like a few women. And one of the women is like, it's like, oh, I'm, this is full nude. This is full nude.
Starting point is 00:29:03 And I'm like, oh yeah, this is pretty aggressive. But I think because I grew up in Florida, I am broken. It was him for you. I'm broken with strip clubs. It doesn't register to me. Like I'm just like, that is what you do at the end of the night.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Yeah. And Miami strip clubs are. That's a way to, oh my God. That's where you go. So like, for instance, like the Scarlet Scarlet Cabaret where I worked at. That's literally I would start my shift at midnight and I would leave it 9 a.m. So you're how old when you're in Miami?
Starting point is 00:29:30 So 19 when I got there. Okay. And then where where did you grow up? So I grew up in Pennsylvania, like Westchester area, Reading. Fucking Shane Gillis. Yeah. Yeah. Like Quaker area.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Shane Gillis. I loved with the awmish people for a few a little while here. Wow, that's a gang bang. I like to see you. Really fucking. You go into a bunch of guys putting up a barn and you're like, hey, all of them. And those guys are like, oh, don't tell me about this.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Right. Holy cow, I thought that goat was good. I do like a bearded man. So there could be something behind that. And yeah, I do like to fuck with like farm fresh veg. So there could be something. But I tell you that, see, this is where my good ideas turn into great ideas.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Yeah. Because everyone loves, I was so, thought it was interesting when a porn star would grab a fan and then take their virginity. Yeah. I don't know, there's something, there's, I'm always looking for the realness in the porn. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:27 When you see the thing that is like a little overly produced, I think that's why everyone can actually do is that you go so, you take it to the next level where everyone's like, whoa. I have to say, yeah, I don't like, I haven't, I mean, I've been watching stuff in a while, but I feel like my thing that I liked actually the most was genuine, because there's fake version of this
Starting point is 00:30:49 and there's genuine. It was the genuine behind the scenes stuff. What's that? Was it the my fan blow bang? No, I just met like, whenever you see the performers hanging out genuinely, but like messing with each other. Kinda saw having sex. But not the one where they're like, oh, we're doing, this is a behind the scenes thing.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Yeah, totally. It's obviously manufactured. It was like when the girls like talking to the guy, the director, but they're still like getting frisky. Yeah. Because that actually felt like you were peeking in on real sex. Yeah, totally. That was more exciting to me than the, the, the, I don't know, that, that's more exciting.
Starting point is 00:31:27 That's like before, so before only fans, it was like all about Snapchat. And that's where you get all that like awesome content and then Snapchat caught on that we were selling like paid. Porn, so that's what it was. Yeah, but I was like an idiot because I didn't have a paid Snapchat. So I had, at one point, the chive bloated my Snapchat
Starting point is 00:31:45 and I had 1.7 million people on it. And I was doing crazy shit. Back in the day, I do Molly and I just feel like, I tell all my girlfriends, we're all gonna put on strap-ons and gang-bang my girlfriend here. And I'd answer the door, my friend would order cigarettes. And I'd be like, yo, you wanna join this party? So I had really cool snap stories.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Like I did that pull those up. Yeah, I did the thing off the escalator where I squirted off the escalator. And then- With a sporting reel. Okay, okay, so squirting is real. If it's not like fucking ridiculous. So like, for instance, like most of the time
Starting point is 00:32:22 in squirting and say it's real, but when you see like, it's like project dialing. When you go in, squaw, squaw the time in squirting, it's real, but when you see it's projectiling, when you go in, squaw, squaw. And that's not. It's not necessarily, it's not necessarily, you're still feeling pleasure from it because you're pushing. So, you know when a girl grabs,
Starting point is 00:32:36 she squeezes her pussy while your dick's in there. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not a part of it. So, it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard of it. So it's like kind of like how it feels, it feels like when a girl does that to your dick
Starting point is 00:32:49 when you're getting fucked, and you're trying to make yourself like P or Squirt, it's like you get the same type of kind of sensation. Okay. What I would say in equivalent is, but I do believe that actual Squirting is real, because I do Squirt, like I can just mastery on my fingers and Squirt, and it's not I I can pee and go pee and it'll be yellow
Starting point is 00:33:08 Yeah, I'm like okay, I'll show you this I will pee and it'll be yellow and I will score it and it'll be clear Damn, I don't believe in that I have a this is a silly question, maybe silly question. I scored two. This is silly, but if somebody does as much sex as you do with as many people and all the biggest sizes, does this stretch you out permanently? No, that's like- I don't believe that either. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:33:43 That's like the number one thing that I also think, like when people online- I'm asking genuinely. Yeah, yeah. But when people ask that, I'm like, you guys are fucking crazy because you have to remember that first of all, if you're an athlete, you have good fucking muscles, right?
Starting point is 00:33:57 True, true. So, my muscles down there are so good because I have so much control over them. Yeah, I believe that. And then on top of that, think about women. They have babies out of their vaginas and then you can fuck their vagina after and they're still tight. Well, well, well.
Starting point is 00:34:14 So you're meant to stretch and expand and I also think like, you know, I think like gymnasts or like you see these little girls that can take like the biggest decks Because they were like gymnasts, you know Have you ever noticed it? Like all the tiny girls take the biggest Small women So you actually could give advice on this. So our buddy, Bert Kreischer, seated to your left, is starting an only fans.
Starting point is 00:34:51 And one of the things, he's gonna do some tasteful news, would love for you to review them. But I was encouraging him to up the revenue stream, by also maybe masturbating, doing some things like that. What do you think, would that kind of changed the game for him? I mean, I think honestly, if you were to do masturbation videos, it's not in the sense of like, you're gonna have guys like, jerking off to it.
Starting point is 00:35:18 I'm like McDonald's, that's right. But you're still gonna make a lot of money, but you would be surprised at how many girls actually like to watch guys Master Read as well. So totally. I don't think you've seen like a regular dude Master Read in a while. Like it's not, it's not. I've seen the worst type of dudes Master Read.
Starting point is 00:35:35 No, because you got like guys like. And I didn't struggling for hours sometimes in like a corner like sweaty like. Here, I'll see you later. My lip noodle, you know. So. Oh yeah, yeah, this is great, because he just had some. My lip nude all, you know. So. Oh yeah, yeah, this is great, because he just had some like, nude's done.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Did you really? Yeah, yeah. So it would be cool. My guy sees balls. I hope so. Nope, not now. I've got to pay for the subscription. There you go, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:55 He pays you, don't forget. I think it's, I think I just got a good one. I'll try and see, yes. I'll give you a free amount of you and me a free month. I'll give you a free, I give it, everyone, that's my problem, is I give everyone a free month. You're a cheap poor. I'll give you a free I give everyone that's my problem is I give everyone a free month. You're cheap or I'm a very cheap or no fucking idea. This is let's see if I can find a tasteful nude.
Starting point is 00:36:13 Let's see. The tasteful as he scrolls and scrolls and scrolls. I mean I mean it. Oh. What? Oh. There's one. There's one. There's one.
Starting point is 00:36:28 I think I want, I think for only fans, so I want one. See, what are you gonna do with the bat? Where's that going? The ass and the bat. Okay, see, that's right. I think that's right. It's anyway something, right?
Starting point is 00:36:36 It sure is. Like, see, I would see that and I'd be like, okay, this is nice. Yeah. One of you can use the bat. Okay, well, I want to do more. I think you have to do more cock pictures. Yes, for sure. Like, girls actually do like dick pics too.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Okay, you can send her a dick pic. Yeah, I actually like dick pics and I think, so I like dick pics and within like my girl circle, they like dick pics, but if you publicize it, you will just get way too many dick pics. But me personally, I never tire of them because I feel like I kind of think like a man. I'm like, okay, let me fucking see that shit. Yeah, I can do this. I was gonna do this every morning and get one of these.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Fresh out of bed dick pics. Oh, perfect. Yeah, like do, fresh out of bed dick pics. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, that's not bad. Yeah, you're sick. Thank you. You're sick.
Starting point is 00:37:27 It's a nice dick. And well, whatever. And that's why every morning do a nice dick pick, every morning you get one of those. That's why she doesn't want to go anal. It's a thick dick. Are you going to tell her the truth now? Or are we going to listen? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I
Starting point is 00:37:49 Did you Oh You have a belly and most of the belly have little tips God damn it. I should have fucking known. He's so small. He's so small. He can touch the top right now. Like this. It's like this.
Starting point is 00:38:09 No, no, no, we have the exact same dick on them. It's two. So it's big belly. But you can see his mark because you're so small. Oh, now you can. Now you can. Let's not remember Thomas 275. Okay, let's not forget.
Starting point is 00:38:20 So wait, big guys usually have little dicks. Yes, something about like this. And what do little guys usually have little dicks. Yes, something about like this. And what do you know guys usually have big dicks? Yes. That's what I thought. Hold on, that's not, that's not, that, here's the deal. I had a joke about this in my act. The big, it's your dick, how, how, what was the joke? You outgrow your dick.
Starting point is 00:38:38 So when you get bigger, your dick looked great when it was on your body. It looks like now it's a squatter in the middle of a bustling city. Yeah. I guess this little, it's like a little ramshackled shack, but when I was skinny, it looked awesome. Now it looks, it does look small. It was still just like a little take you or just skinnier.
Starting point is 00:38:54 No, no, no, no. No, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, You can't create an illusion like propaganda behind your dick sizing your body size. Thank you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, here's the deal. So if I, okay, if I put this pen next to this cup, it looks, it looks there, right?
Starting point is 00:39:09 But if I put it like next to this cup, it looks smaller because this cup's bigger. That's what happens when you game weight. That's right. It's called an illusion, but it still means it's a smaller dick. No, no, no, no, no, no, it's the same dick. It's the same dick. Because you guys stop fighting.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Six inches on me. He showed me a fake one. No, I love it. I love it. I love it with your trained dog. You know what? Here's the thing that he's saying. I like a chowd, so it was a kind of chowd.
Starting point is 00:39:34 So I can't really talk. Here's what he's actually saying, because I translate for him a lot of times. Okay. What he's saying is if you have just say, a six inch dick, okay? That is the size of the dick. And you weigh 175 pounds as a man.
Starting point is 00:39:50 It is a six inch dick, but it'll look a certain way. If that exact same dick is on a 285 pound man, it's still a six inch dick. It's gonna look better on the 175 pound. But most men who are chubby don't have even six inch. I hear you. I hear what you're saying. Most of them do have smaller decks. Yeah. Like it's just something.
Starting point is 00:40:11 Do you have a perfect size that you desire? I mean, I kind of go through like phases. So like right now, I feel like because I'm not having sex and I was super horny. Like I just want big decks. Oh, and then like I'm 31 now now, so I only want the best. Give me your big cock and that's it. But before I used to be like, I'm pro,
Starting point is 00:40:31 any type of dick and like. So you want big and huge now. Yeah. What does the guy matter? What's considered that for you? What is that measurement? I would say nine inches. Nine inches is a bit, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Yeah, because the actual, even the black guy in the booth you said woo Anyone like a somehow Because like I call my dad real quick Nash or the national size of for American stick size is actually four inches that's the average size Yeah, wow We got that Tommy. So if you have my dad and a dick, I got a dick. And you guys, how do you know? We do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do tip on it. You'd have it because the exact size of the book. You don't even need me here for the portal. Like, come on.
Starting point is 00:41:25 You can be stars. I would, do you have any idea how much money we make if we just fuck each other? I mean, we're going, here's the, I don't know if it's being money. I think it's. I'm trying to sell tacos to Mexicans here. Okay. Yeah. But what we need to do is sell tacos to white people.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Do you hear me out? Okay. I'm hearing you. No woman wants to fuck us. They already got what they got, right? Man, that's our fucking demographic. Yeah, you're right. We go for gay news and San Francisco that look like. You look like bears.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Yeah. Bears. Yeah. No, that's literally, that's a gay term too. Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know where we know. So that's why I go, my only fans,
Starting point is 00:42:07 I'm pretty progressive individual. And so, but my only fans would be just, I think I would probably enjoy it more if it was gay dudes. Like do you ever do stuff, like a guy DMs you and goes, you do like a personal videos and stuff, guy DMs you and you almost like your heart, you go, ah, this fucking guy poor guy lives da da da and he's, he doesn't have much. I feel like I feel for him, you know, as opposed to that, like, some dudes,
Starting point is 00:42:36 maybe they DM you and it and it's aggressive and you're like, oh, come on, man, like I'm not a fucking, like I've had people do that mean greets with the guy goes, uh, take the fucking shirt off. I know you want to do it. Get a fucking picture with me. And I'm like, I'm not your fucking like I've had people do that mean greets with the guy goes Take the fucking shirt off. I know you want to do it get a fucking picture with me And I'm like I'm not your fucking whore, okay? I am a whore, but I'm not your whore Yeah, as opposed to the dude that's like shaking and his wife's like he's terrified to meet you Yeah, he wants to take a shirt and then all of a sudden you go like I want to do it for that Sure, so that's why I think my only fans would work is I think I would want The big hairy gay guy in San Francisco that's single or maybe my only fans would work is I think I would want the big Harry
Starting point is 00:43:05 gay guy in San Francisco that's single or maybe doesn't go out a lot and doesn't know a lot of people. I jerk off for him. And I'd like to. Yeah, yeah, I think that's where I'm going to go back to 17. 18. Ninety six. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:23 So 19. I was stripping at sclet's cabaret and I What gave you the courage to move to Miami from from pencil being so I was in college I was at Drexel and then I started stripping and I was like wow I can meet so much more money stripping and Left college Because I started college when I was 17 Can we park real quick before you, is that a big, because this is always a thing that everybody thinks about.
Starting point is 00:43:47 When you do that, is there a huge conversation with family of like, I'm dropping out of college? I grew up in foster care. Okay. I only have a crazy, crazy mom that was in and out of my life. So you didn't have to like, clear it with somebody. No, so like the very first thing. Yeah, so the very first thing, like before I did my very first,
Starting point is 00:44:07 like stripping, I didn't even think about because I was just like, you know, I don't have family or anyone and that's going to fucking care. And then my mom was actually a tropical and a girl and she was also in playboy. I had some good genetics. Yeah. So, I hate her. No, okay My my Liam my wife appeared to the other my wife's got problems with her mom too And my mom's crazy like when I started doing porn the first thing she did she called me and she was like How do you do it? It was so well like I'm so jealous and can you also pay me? Money for that mattress. I bought you when you were like 10 when you were 10 Yeah, cuz she's just like a crazy money for that mattress I bought you when you were like 10 when you were 10 yeah
Starting point is 00:44:45 she's just like crazy. Did she was she the one she like an incompetent parent and that's what put you in foster care. Yeah for sure for she so she has eight kids all by different different men. And that's one. Where's is Chechik an assumed surname? Yes. Okay. What's your ethnic background? Just had a curiosity. So I mostly survey in Russian and I have a little bit of English in me. But I'm 75% certain. So you do have some Russian? Do you know that when he was 22, he went over to Russia and you got involved with the Russian mafia? You did?
Starting point is 00:45:19 Yeah. No way. You're lying. I'm sure you are. Did you go into the subways there? Yeah, I did. How beautiful were they? Hold on. Did you go into the subways there? Yeah, I did. How beautiful were they? Hold on, did you go into subways in Russia?
Starting point is 00:45:27 I have a book, I just have a book of a coffee table book at the subways there. I'll tell you, I always wanted to go there. So I'll tell you the thing about the subways, their escalators move fast as fuck. Scary, right? The second you get on that, it's so fast. It's so fast, it's clearly a Soviet design of like,
Starting point is 00:45:45 no, we'll go faster. Yeah, yeah. And then things will happen faster. Like that's the way their brains worked. And you can on their fucking escalators and they're dead, they're long. And you go, and no one talks in their subways. And, or smiles, or smiles, they all sit
Starting point is 00:45:59 because all Soviet design was, you don't want people, it may have changed from, since when I was there, but you don't want people to hear your secrets. Women and men both hold hands and people sit together close and they whisper. No one fucking talks. And the thing that subways say is, so does just ansia.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Good. Cool. Sky. That's where I stay. So wait, Drexel, you lead Drexel. I said, Bob, where's your mom? Yeah. So you lead your axle.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Uh-huh. And then you're like, I can't wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I wanted to say this. Brian Simpson was in foster care. Brian Simpson is a fantastic comedian. Really? He's your oldest one. Fucking brilliant. One of the things he said is because he was in foster care, he has an insane ability at making, like, meeting people and being put into a weird situation. And he excels like when he meets girlfriend's parents, she's like, I want you to meet my parents. He's like, bitch, this is what I do. Yes. This is what I do. I can meet your parents and I'll take your bed. You definitely, I believe that I've got a lot of charisma from growing up in that environment
Starting point is 00:46:58 and then also the ability to have perspective of yourself and outside of yourself because when you're in foster care, you're watching everything that's happening going on around you, right? So you just actually, I mean, I learned a lot of really good do's and don'ts because of just, just seeing all this crazy shit that was happening. Um, but I also think that's why I have good charisma. Well, it's, I mean, I would, I would never, I don't know anything about foster care. All I know is it sounds bad.
Starting point is 00:47:26 And so I never waste it on anyone, but I know that the two people I've met now, you and Brian, both, Brian's one of my favorite human beings in the world. So great. And there are things about him that other people don't have that I love and I assume it's his, it's being autonomous at a young age
Starting point is 00:47:43 and being put in weird situations and being forced to excel in moments that you want to cover, I would have coward in those situations. If you took me out of my family and put me into a brand new family, I would have been like, man, I can't do this. Well, what you end up doing, what he's done
Starting point is 00:47:55 and what you probably have the ability to do is that he can just adapt as well as like, Brian can hang out at a bus stop, you know, around a homeless person, or he can take him to a black tie event, and he's gonna have, he has a unique perspective, he makes such original observations. He's so smart, so bright.
Starting point is 00:48:16 But I think it's forced being sitting in a brand new bed for the first time. It's knowing you're on your own. Yeah, it's your own. You're a battle link through it. You have to battle through it. It's literally like're on your own. It's your own. You're battling through it. You have to battle through it. It's literally like you grow up knowing like if I don't fight through the system, I'm going to be a part of the system.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Like I actually didn't have sex until I was 18 because I knew my mom had so many kids that were putting in the system and I was like, I'm not going to have sex until I'm old enough to get an abortion if I need to, right? Like I don't want to conscious real Thought for yeah, so that's exactly why I waited so long to have sexual intercourse So yeah go back and so you and the first time I had sex they did anal first because I was like there's no way I'm getting fucking pregnant from this shit Wild so the girl you left college direct soul. Yeah, I know a bunch of Persian girls that's it now like yeah, so
Starting point is 00:49:04 You leave Drex, you go down, then you, do you know that Miami's a hotbed for this? Like, this is the place to go. Yeah, so I left Dr. Axel, I started stripping and filling and then I started, so I did a little bit of cheer leaders. I can't remember the name of the one place I used to dance at the most. Delilah's a dance there as well, but there's a place right by the airport and it's like
Starting point is 00:49:32 literally the shittiest little place and it's a purple fucking building. Yeah. If you're ever driving on the backside of the airport, you'll see it. And it was a gold mine. Like my whole thing was to go find the trashiest strip club I could find was like the trashiest women. And then I fucking make bank. Like I just clear house. And you don't have the Philly accent. You were gonna strip a lap dance for me.
Starting point is 00:49:54 I used to, I used to, but I've gained the Valley girl. Yeah, it is nothing can make my dick invert inside of my body. I love it more. I love it more. Then it's called the mid-Atlantic accent. Yeah, and that is galco. It's like it's it's one. It's one. Oh, okay. I'll take that. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take your take it. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take it out. I'll take your take I love I love I think accidents like you get a strip a left answer in Boston Yeah, well, I'm not better. All right, so keep on so go ahead. I'm I'm diverting So all right you go down to Miami. Yeah, so I actually travel I actually travel it all around the US first
Starting point is 00:50:36 Okay, so I would follow I would follow Bikers and golfing torn events So I went around doing all the biker and golfing circuits. Now you're a beautiful girl. I can imagine you're you're you're great on stage. Are you also what is known as a frisky stripper or yeah, people being like, come on, come on. Okay, so like I would leave the club to do those things. Okay, but I always knew I was a good squirt because I would just squirt it and then also
Starting point is 00:51:06 sometimes just like piss on them because and tell them it was squirt because like if you're giving a guy lap dance and then you're like, oh my god, that's left hand so good. I'm so horny. Yeah. And then you like squirt on them. It fucking blows their mind. Can I tell you though what I? Well, I've been to millions of show clubs. That's never happening to me. I'm never. Never. I never, I never even knew that could happen. I've never had like, but I. I'm never, I never even knew that could happen. I've never had, but I'm pretty like,
Starting point is 00:51:26 I'm, I, and the younger maybe I was into lap dances like that. Older, I'm looking for the unique lap dance. Like I made a girl do a lap dance with all her clothes on one time. Yeah. Like it was snowing. It was one of the best lap dances because she got embarrassed because her broadened metropanies and I was like,
Starting point is 00:51:40 that's, that's the real best. That's right. And we laughed and we ended up, she ended up keeping her jeans on and we sat down and had drank it Who strips and jeans? This girl she was leaving the club. It was snowing and she was it was I forget the name of it in Fort Wayne Indiana and she was leaving and she goes oh shit I'm such a big fan if I had known I would have stayed on it worked and I said it's so funny I've always wanted to lap dance with someone with all their clothes on
Starting point is 00:52:05 I want to see him take everything off because that's if I'm gonna have sex for real My wife's gonna take it's gonna start with a fucking jacket. Yeah, and so she was like I'll do that And it was kind of like an experiment. So we did a lap dance She took her snow coat off. She had to get on and take her boots off It's like you're in Barra, right? We started laughing and then she stopped halfway through. It's like, I can't do this. I'm not doing this. Um, so we go back to go back to Miami you toward bikers and golf tournaments. Yeah, because right now golfers have money
Starting point is 00:52:38 and they bet all day long. So when they lose their bets, the guys come in and then they have like fucking five six, seven, eight granted below, right? So I used to go to Myrtle Beach where there was a huge golfing tournament there. Okay. And then they also have a themed strip club there that's called Masters. Yeah. Which is all golfing theme. Oh golfing golfing, yeah, yeah. So it's pretty dope. And then I would just follow the bikers around and then they're fun. And they have more money than you think they have, right?
Starting point is 00:53:12 Not only that, bikers never cross the fucking line. Like maybe with some girls, but like I've never had a biker cross the line, especially when you're a young stripper, all they want you to do is like sit on their lap and tell you how you shouldn't be a shripper. You know, I love that you're here, but you're too pretty for this.
Starting point is 00:53:28 They'll just give you money just as like sit and hang out. So would you go to places like the Tour de France and like for those bikers? Yeah, I'm like, but those are cycling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, like the big hair. I'm getting up, getting up, getting up.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Bikers. And then he used to do a lot of bikini bars as well, even, no, no, no, no, like the big hair. I'm getting up, getting up, getting up. Bikers. And then he used to do a lot of bikini bars as well, even though it was still stripping, I would stop at Biker bikini bars, like in the middle of nowhere. I love your entrepreneur, brand about this. No, there's like an inner, so there's like, once you start becoming a traveling stripper,
Starting point is 00:53:58 there's like an inner connection where all the strippers like, you'll end up going somewhere and see the same girls. So they all travel around to the same places. Oh, I was told that. I was told that in, maybe, in wherever we were, we were somewhere small and they said, oh yeah, these girls have to travel because they,
Starting point is 00:54:16 it's a small town, so they can't just all stay here. So what they do is they hit different spots. Yeah. And then you'll follow, like, okay, so you go to some of the strip clubs by military bases during certain times. Like when all the young guys get back when they're done from training,
Starting point is 00:54:32 they have free time, you go there. Oh yeah, so this is actually. You follow oil, oil, rigor time. Really thinking about where to go for this. Yeah. That is fascinating. That you're, that is exactly like who going to be horned up, who hasn't been around winning in a while.
Starting point is 00:54:47 He's got money around. And the first, so I made more money stripping than I did for my first three years of porn. That's how much I was thinking, because I was traveling. God. I spent one more money in stripping, but I a whole whole. But I feel like also it's not gonna be like nothing, but it's a small percentage of the girls who are really taking it's really Really at like on their money that are gonna be like I'm gonna just like these guys just go off the old rig These guys like I'm gonna go there versus the one who are like you know you go ahead and do that I'm just gonna stay here like It's not a huge percentage.
Starting point is 00:55:26 It's the difference between making a living and then making a career, right? So there are women that make a career out of their shipping career. You know? One thing I wanna jump to, because we discussed is briefly before we started. I'm gonna try.
Starting point is 00:55:44 No, no, I just, because we were talking about the price before. I have a really funny story about this. I'll tell you guys too. Oh, please don't forget. Yeah. But that you were, you know, you were, you were like I was doing these DPs and gang bangs this many days a month for this long and.
Starting point is 00:55:59 25 days. And, and, and, you know, the prep involved. Tell people just so they know, what is the prep involved? Like, hey, you have a gang bang or a DP today or tomorrow, what's your prep like for that? So it's literally like you're getting ready to go do a sporting event.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Yeah. So I would say about five to three days prior, you actually start doing not anal stretching or anything like that. You start doing stretches for your body. Seriously. Yeah, because when you get done in gangbang, no matter how much you've stretched
Starting point is 00:56:31 or anything like that, like you feel like you were in a car accident at 20 miles per hour. So that's why I say I would do ice baths right after gangbang. I would get right into an ice bath to take a lot of the inflammation down because you have guys pulling you everywhere.
Starting point is 00:56:44 You're twisting all these crazy ways. Okay. So I would prep just with doing like a lot of yoga, a leading up to gang bangs and then you have to get really fucking clean so it's easier to clean out because you, there's this misconception with anal where you have to start yourself to do it. Yes. No, if you eat regularly, you're going to poop regularly and you're going to be able to clean out a lot easier, right? So your body's not going to hold all that stuff
Starting point is 00:57:09 in. So you just want to have like a very clean diet and there's stuff you can't eat like carrots or like, you know, anything with food like food coloring, beads, getting sauce. Beats is terrible. Oh, yeah. Yeah. When you when a girl's cleaned out and they've still eaten beets, it comes out as like, it sweats through their intestines. And then you're like, oh my God, are you okay? Yeah, yeah. They're like, oh, and I beets like two days ago. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:33 And then actually the morning of gang being seen for me, I would clean out, because I clean out very deep, because I never want to have instances for about an hour and 45 minutes. That's how long you're doing that? Yeah. An hour and 45 minutes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, your DP takes an hour and 45 minutes. That's how long you're doing that? That hour and 45 minutes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, your DP takes an hour, 45 minutes.
Starting point is 00:57:49 No, they're cleaning out. No, cleaning out. So, so an average, an average girl, actually, an average girl cleaning out for anal takes between an average time is between 45 minutes an hour, right? But then if you are a hardcore girl, it will take you an hour to two hours. So when I clean out, it could be cleaned out for three days. And then if you know anything
Starting point is 00:58:10 about like some of the dark ocean, you know, which fluid they're putting in my body as well. Like sometimes we've put, we've put four gallons of spunk inside my body. So like, you don't want to have anything. If you're pushing all that scunk, that, that's spunk out, that's why you don't want to have to become out dirty. Yeah. You know, so you have to clean out like so deep. Yeah. I can, like I tell people the time,
Starting point is 00:58:33 I'm like, I can straight up feel all of my intestines. Like I went to a doctor one time and I was like, I know that I have a cut about five inches in after the first curve. And he was like, really? And then he did a microscope up there, and he was like, you really fucking do. I was like, I know, I can feel everything inside my body
Starting point is 00:58:52 from all this stuff, you know? Holy shit. Yeah, I don't know if I'd be into gang bangs. I don't think that would be my thing. It's so much control and power in a gang bang as a woman. Have you ever had such an own gray? It's it's it's so you have so much control and power in a gang bang as a woman. I've your brother. I thought you own Gray. A tremendous cock. No hold on hold on. Uh yeah he was one of he was the second guy that ever did it in all of me. Really? Yeah but he was in a Gimp suit and it was for like this
Starting point is 00:59:18 for kicks. How would you how would you like how would you deal with let's say you're about to shoot a scene with Bert. Let's take it from the base. When I asked though, he's new to the biz and he's nervous. How would you deal with a nervous guy? You're the veteran, you're the pro, you know what you're doing. I know, Mike. Would you do anything?
Starting point is 00:59:42 I would actually stay separate from him until the scene actually starts. That's what would help. Yes. Okay, this way it's just like it's on. Yeah, so early on in my career, I used to make a mistake where I text guys or I messaged them on Twitter when I found out I was working with them and be like,
Starting point is 00:59:55 oh my God, I'm so excited to work with you. Like your dick looks awesome. And then they fail, right? Because they've been nervous because I pumped them up the day before. Gotcha. So I actually even myself When when I'm upset to do any like crazy type of scenes I stay completely separate and especially gang bangs because guys want to come in and they want to try and fuck you
Starting point is 01:00:15 Or start it when you're in the middle of getting makeup done and You're trying to like relax because I will take like five to ten minutes by myself, even before gaming, just to mentally breathe and prepare. Sure, a cocktail maybe. People know, know. I would definitely have a drink. I said, no, no, no, no, because you want to know what's going to happen to your body. If you have a drink and you're numb in the slightest sense,
Starting point is 01:00:39 if a guy's fucking in the wrong way and you can't feel everything, they could do damage to your body, right? So like and you can't feel everything, they could do damage to your body. Right? So like, you have to be completely, you have to be completely sober for this because you have to be able to say like, oh no, this is going to fuck me up for the next two days, the way we're doing this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I by the way, I think that's a brilliant little bit of information about the not talking before because then it just becomes about the excitement of the physical thing. Like there's no like conversation about it.
Starting point is 01:01:08 You're like, this is like, it's on. It's on. And also like, you can get really turned off by the way people act on set before you have sex with them. Like, just like you could like see someone at a bar and be like, I like this person. Have a conversation. And you're like, oh, fuck no. You don't want to know, like I've never hung out with, like I've hung out bar and be like, I like this person, have a conversation. And you're like, oh, fuck no.
Starting point is 01:01:25 You don't want to know. Like I've never hung out with, like I've hung out with a few girls, but I've never tried to hang out with like male performers. I really don't hang out outside of like a few girls because I don't want to know what you do in your personal life. And have a time you want to be like, no, I don't want to fuck you. Right.
Starting point is 01:01:39 And like especially girl girls scenes are the worst. Like before you're a girl girl scene, I don't want to be around a girl because the first thing they fucking do, they get in there and they're like, oh my God, I'm on my period today. And like my nails look like shit and blah, blah, blah, because they're a girl.
Starting point is 01:01:54 So they think they can be comfortable to talk to you like that when the reality is, is like, I'm like a male. Like, I don't wanna hear that shit. I don't wanna know if you have your period. Just like, if it happens, it happens. Well, tell me you have it because it just makes me like, male, I don't wanna hear that chat. I don't wanna know if you have your period. Just like, if it happens, it happens. Well, tell me you have it because it just makes me like, oh, okay. Who is the first guy you fucked on camera?
Starting point is 01:02:11 The first guy. Who is your first scene? Walk me through day one first, like I can, Tom's open, first open, Mike. Do you remember your first open mic? Yes. First stand up. First time I was on stage, I remember it.
Starting point is 01:02:23 So, I remember everything. So I remember everything. I remember all parts of it. Do you remember the first time you were like? Such details actually. Yeah. Yeah. So the first scene I ever did is called Confiesta. Okay, so I went, I went.
Starting point is 01:02:37 I like to tell you that I remember that that site quite well. Yeah, yeah. So it was a site. It was a site. You have to like flash to get in the door. You have to knock on the door. Yeah, what do you hear for your like? Wait, this is real Yeah, yeah, there still might be a website
Starting point is 01:02:57 Comfiesta was it out of Miami? Well, yes, it was out of Miami So you start in Miami Miami's the minor. And then when you move for Miami, when they say, Oh, you're good enough, you're going to be something. They ship you to California. Really? Yeah. So you're first seen come fiesta. So my first seen come fiesta. You had to do a little bit of coat before, right? No. You went in stone sober. Well, one and sober. And actually, it was a three way. I had never done a three way. It's your first one. Yeah. Two guys. No, it was a three-way, I'd never done a three-way. It's your first one. Yeah, two guys. No, it was a two-girl. Three ways, two-girls, a one-die.
Starting point is 01:03:28 That's right, it's two guys. Okay. And I just remember. Sorry, the pro over here. Yeah, I just remember being so nervous. That I was like, I was like, I'm a chicken. And you've been three-way one time.
Starting point is 01:03:39 And you're really like, I got two dudes. You're like, I'm gonna fuck a three-way. Yeah, yeah. Well, now it depends on who you're talking to with all the gender fluidity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's different. It's different.
Starting point is 01:03:49 Yeah, I'm super binary on. That's great. Keep going, keep going. So, I specifically remember, they were like, because when it's your first one, the first thing they wanna do is stills, because they wanna plan it all out, because you have no idea what you're doing
Starting point is 01:04:03 or how you're gonna map out, or even how to open up to camera. Scale 1 to 10, how cool is the team you're shooting with? Scale 1 to 10, the director, everyone will be on the first one. On the first one is great. It was a big production with probably about like five other people besides the male talent
Starting point is 01:04:20 and the female talent on set. And then you start in a different location with makeup and wardrobe and stuff like that. So that's really cool. Is it not this first time aside, but in general, is taking stills and everything before a bummer to the excitement of the shoot? I don't take stills beforehand.
Starting point is 01:04:39 Because of that? Because of it? No, because I just don't take it. It's like one of the things I just don't do. You just don't do, OK? No, because like a lot of girls do, but I just like refuse to because I don't want to take a still because I'd rather just have sex the way I want to have sex. That's what I'm, yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:55 And then afterwards, if you can't take a, because the cameras are so good, you can take the screen grab. Now, right. Then we'll do the stills before the pop shot. But you know, I've also like after after about eight months into my career like I would get scripts that would literally say it's Adrian on a chuchuak she can do whatever she wants got you right and then slowly like even other girls did send me pictures and be like look at my
Starting point is 01:05:18 script it's all photos of you and things that I need to do that you did you know got you now we're regular guys right like you're sitting at two regular guys and I would say that I need to do that you did, you know? Got you. So that was very lucky for that. Well, we're regular guys, right? Like you're sitting at two regular guys and I would say one or 200,000 times have come faster than I wanted to. Have that, does that ever happen on port? Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 01:05:38 And that ruins the day, does it like? It really depends. That's a good script. I'm a team player. So like if you can come twice and you're you're able to come twice like and it can be within an hour, then that's okay. Then I'll stay. Yeah, but if it's going to be too long, like, you know, you have to cut the line because
Starting point is 01:05:58 it's not. So it really, but it really can't happen just like in regular life. Yeah, for sure. You're like, oh, this is great. And then you're like, yeah, I'll tell you, in all honesty, I swear to God, I thought it was the choice that he's chosen. Leanne gets hit by a car tomorrow. And then, and then, and then, and then you one night, we're out of the bar and you see
Starting point is 01:06:16 me, you're like, hey, how's everything going? How's the morning? Is it okay? I'm like, it's been rough. And you're like, hey, we should go to the hotel room and talk. And I'd be like, I could use someone to talk to. I would never have sex with you. And in real life, I would never have sex with you
Starting point is 01:06:29 because I know that it would happen so fast that I don't want to have that interaction with you once it happens. And that's why I love my wife. Because even when it happens, like she's laughing at me. She's laughing at me. And oh, yeah, oh, she's like, are you fucking serious she's like are you fucking serious because I get so turned on I get so worked up I can't and I want to enjoy it I don't want to sit there on my head and go don't do this don't
Starting point is 01:06:53 I want to learn how to gel you need to fucking gel your cock and train it I've been to I've been to do I can do it yeah what's gel it's just kind of where you're kind of milk your dick and you're just kind of, you know, you're just training it to keep it hard for longer. It's a real thing. No, but I'm, I'm, I'm okay. Take pills, yes or no? In personal life, yes, in porn, no.
Starting point is 01:07:17 In porn, no, because. But a lot of people guys, a lot of people take it in porn, but the only reason why I don't like them in porn is because you have to open up in weird angles and some guys will take two, two, biographers or something at a time or they shoot up a lot now, right? So when you're opening up,
Starting point is 01:07:35 the dick doesn't bend to bend correctly into your holes without having chaffet. So I actually have guys on my no list that have two heart of decks. Two heart. Yes, because it'll end up ruining you. Yeah, we don't have a problem. And I think it's better to have things go up and down.
Starting point is 01:07:53 Sure. This, this, they just gave us a reminder that you said you had a really funny private story. You're like, oh, we gotta have a really funny story about that. Oh, yes, yes. So I was gonna tell you guys one time. So I wanted to go to Australia. Oh, yes, yes, so I was gonna tell you guys one time so I Wanted to go to Australia my second year in a porn to be a hooker because Australia has like a lot of really hot oil refinery men
Starting point is 01:08:13 Oh my god, I'm going there like in a week. Do you want to go? Yeah, all the men okay, we'll wait wait hold on Get to the end of the story first I can't let me promote my shows So I go to Australia and like prostitution's legal there So I just like didn't think about it and I go to Australia and prostitution's legal there. So I just didn't think about it. And I was like, fuck yeah, prostitution legal. I put up banners all around.
Starting point is 01:08:32 I stayed there for an entire month, just throwing different cities. I was literally seeing six to nine guys a day. And I was having a blast while doing it. And they're all like, all right. Here's my pecker. Bro, Australian men are a different breed. They fuck this shit out of you.
Starting point is 01:08:49 Like it's not like going to New York and doing a private with like these guys that are lame and lame and bed. Like when you go to Australia, they're like, I've been out on an oil rig or fucking farm for six months. Let's go. You know, she's so loud by those guys.
Starting point is 01:09:02 Like a big fucking like a Russell Crowe, like, oh, here we go. Yes. About the come now. So I actually had to buy Felt blankets, because my elbows and my knees were going raw from, because I was like, oh, it's trying to do doggy all the time.
Starting point is 01:09:17 And how much, what was that cost? What is that cost? Back then. So in Australia, I was getting probably around like 1200 to 2000 for, for an hour. And you're doing six to nine a day? Yeah. You're making a fan. For real. How much? How much?
Starting point is 01:09:32 And then in Australia, you add, Australia is different than America. So in America, you have a base, right? Yeah. But Australia is like, okay, so if you want to slap me, that's an extra $100. Like, slap my ass, right? If you want to come on my face, that's an extra hundred dollars. Yeah. Yeah. If you want to come multiple times It's an extra hundred dollars. Sure. What's what? So you do it a little differently. I'm curious. I'm curious It I know you don't do it now, but what would you your rate be right now for a private?
Starting point is 01:09:57 I was about to ask you this yeah, cuz I know what my private rate is For $50,000 that would be a What do I get out of $50,000? Can I tell you what I want out of $50,000? For $50,000 you can get me for like six hours. Oh, I want you for the day. No. I want a damn agent. I want to.
Starting point is 01:10:16 No, here's what I want. Okay, tell me what my price point is. Okay. First of all, we're going on a hike. We're definitely going on a fucking hike. We're going to hike Framing Canyon early in the morning. I want to go, I want to get breakfast with you. I want to, I want to spend the day with you
Starting point is 01:10:30 and then have sex with you at the end of the day. Because I think that is the real, that's what I know. I've, that's so fucking weird. Because I'm putting the ring in the answers. We should go in. Yeah, I'm, that's the only way I can have sex with the end is if we connect throughout the day
Starting point is 01:10:44 and then at the end of the night, what would... So, because I don't think I would... That's why I think I would have sex so quick. I would be overwhelmed by you, and there's another thing that's crazy. I was a... Women like you, do you realize how many men are powerless? How many men you could ruin their lives? The powerless over you? Like, it all... She knows. Do you realize how many men are powerless? How many men you could ruin their lives?
Starting point is 01:11:05 The powerless over you. Like it all. Oh, she knows. I'm a private jet fly me home at three. I almost said you should hop on my private and I'm not gonna let it happen. Because literally if she decided an evil way going, I'm gonna ruin this guy's life.
Starting point is 01:11:18 She could. In a private life. No, I know, but I mean, I know. I would just shun in your private dad to make, get it back on you Yeah, but if she was like if she was like where are you going next? Los Angeles. Yeah, no, I mean is that three? No
Starting point is 01:11:37 No My back is broken Yeah, no, She's going to LA too. Yeah, I know. She's going out of flight. I'll just keep. I can't make it offer. No, I would honestly, I was actually going to say that she should hit up Pete, see if we can throw her on the jet. Okay, all right.
Starting point is 01:11:54 But, but I mean, that is crazy that men, I mean, I'm never cheated on my wife and I've been presented opportunities but never by like never by a drunk. Yeah. And all it would take was I is and I think this is what's so fucked up is that if you were evil, you could ruin a man's life. Like that's true. And by the way, it's not just Adriana though. There's there are women whether they're perceptible who who it's just like what's in your head who who go like I want to ruin someone's life. I I when I was 19 I had a friend who slept with a very very rich powerful man that I can't name and but you'll tell us. Sure okay but she wanted to have his children.
Starting point is 01:12:46 And he actually had body guards in the room because he was that high-powerful. That she had me and her went and got the condom afterwards so she could put the fucking gizz inside of her to hopefully get pregnant. Wow, that's really going for it. Yeah, yeah. So there are crazy things like that,
Starting point is 01:13:07 but honestly, those are top tier porn stars. You're being a big bird and I'd be like, oh yeah, that's what I'm, that plays into my ego also. Let's make a little bird. That's fucking crazy. Well, I think top tier porn stars are like that. Here's the thing, if you were to fail, like if you're somebody
Starting point is 01:13:27 and we have sex and you, you fucking, you nuttin' like two minutes, I'm never gonna make anybody feel bad about that. That's cool. Because I understand bodies, right? Like I understand bodies. It's your body, it's also your brain, it's excitement. There's so much other things that are happening.
Starting point is 01:13:44 Oh shit, top type of thing. So I have a lot of... I have a lot of... Would you make him come wear a condom if something had sex with you? Me? I don't know, you've been. Actually, I like your wife, so I feel like she's clean. Yeah, definitely clean. She's very clean.
Starting point is 01:13:58 Yeah, so he wouldn't have to wear a condom, correct? And I have a sect of me. You have to get tested first. I got tested. I got tested this morning right before we got here. We tested for what, like COVID? No, I see ease. Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Starting point is 01:14:13 Let's just do what I can. Well, let me finish the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so I'm in Australia. You know, I was there for two months. I did this tour around all of Australia. I leave made a fuck ton of money and two years later, I go to go back because I want to go just on vacation
Starting point is 01:14:31 to just vacation, right, with my boyfriend at the time. So I go and as soon as I go through customs, my thing was in scanning, right? So they were like, oh, you just need to go walk to this area and maybe it'll scan. So as I'm walking to this area, one of the Border Patrol comes out to me and she's like, hi, do you have a return ticket home? And I was like, yeah, I do.
Starting point is 01:14:53 And my dumbass, she was like, well, where is it? My dumbass only had a digital copy. So I take my phone and I put in my code. And as soon as I put in my code, she snatched my phone. Four men scooped me up. I got interrogated for eight hours. They thought I was being sexually trafficked and they had an ad from the last time I was there. So I would have like good cop bad cop. I'd have like one one like crazy, a little heavier woman will come in and she would make me cry and she was terrible.
Starting point is 01:15:24 And she went through my phone and like, for instance, I went to a easy concert when I was like 19 and I put a San ex pill in my mouth and I took a picture of it on my Snapchat, right? And she pulled that picture up. Is it showing you that? Yeah, she pulled that picture up and then she was like, you have drugs on you
Starting point is 01:15:40 because of this moment, in this moment, right? This is crazy. Yeah, and they actually had, not only did they cavity search me, they took me to get internally search. I like cool. Internally search. They wiped down all my bags. I don't understand, they think you're being trafficked
Starting point is 01:15:56 in and out of the country or something, but there's no conversation about the fact that you're like, I'm an adult performer. No, not at all, not at all. And then my boyfriend at the time, he was held for four hours. conversation about the fact that you're like, I'm an adult performer. No, not at all. Not at all. And then my boyfriend at the time, he was held for four hours. Because he has new pictures of me.
Starting point is 01:16:11 They started thinking that he was trafficking me, right? But the craziest thing is so, after this eight hours of interrogation, they decide to be like, okay, well, we can't really hold you on anything besides the simple fact that like, we do have proof that you had escorted through an ad here prior and you can't.
Starting point is 01:16:32 So it's not gonna go on your record, but you have to be sent to a detention center until you can get on a flight home. What? So eight hours after being interrogated in a small little room and Australia Border Patrol is ridiculous. They also have a sign that when you enter into their Border Patrol they have the right to film you. So a lot of my
Starting point is 01:16:55 interrogation was being filmed for a TV show. And TV show. Yeah because that's their number one show in Australia. Okay. So I'm like hysterically crying and at the time, like it wasn't like you couldn't announce that you were hooking or anything like that. Now here's my pitch. And if you don't, I have the brilliant idea ever. But he's not done with the story. Yeah, let me get to the end. Second, okay.
Starting point is 01:17:18 If you're in Australia right now, make a prostitution pictures of Tom Saguaro and put them all over Australia as if he's coming down there to They will not let you in it'll be why I'll feel a cover Australia with pictures of Tom Sure, this if you want to fuck me They're gonna be like pull them in full body cavity search. Yeah gonna be like, Bulletin, Full Body Comedy Surge. Yeah, finish your story, finish your story. So then they took me to the detention center and it was literally like I had to carry a roll
Starting point is 01:17:51 of mattress and sheets and I was wearing prison clothes and they put me in a detention center with men and women and it was just me and five men. So I stayed there overnight and I was allowed to get one phone call. So I wanted to call my boyfriend at the time to tell him like, hey, this is the flight I'm flying back on tomorrow, and he didn't answer, because it was an Australian number.
Starting point is 01:18:16 So I was like crying and I was hysterical, and the guy looks back at me and he's like, there's a shift change. So maybe when the shift change happens, you can come back and ask for another call. So the shift change happens, I go back to get another call, and I walk in and the guy who's giving me the phone goes, Oh my god, each one of you are on a check check. How are you? And I was like, I'm good. What's up? And he was like, you don't remember me? And I was like, no.
Starting point is 01:18:41 And he's like, I booked you last time you were here. And I was like, oh, fuck. And I totally remembered him. And then he was like, why are you here? And I was like, well, what the fuck do you think I'm here for? And you tell him the whole thing. Yeah, yeah. So the guy working in the detention center was a guy that had hired me from the previous time.
Starting point is 01:19:00 Did he help you resolve this? Yeah. Well, I actually, he just helped me get a phone call and I got in touch with my boyfriend at the time. I was able to tell him like, and were you able to fly back together? Yeah, I was able to fly back together. I was put on the airplane first in handcuffs
Starting point is 01:19:13 and walked by everyone. Everyone? I love it. Yeah, and they put you in handcuffs and they walk you by everyone before you get on the plane. This is crazy. It was traumatic. It was definitely traumatic.
Starting point is 01:19:24 And if you take a 14 hour flight, then you're held for eight hours for interrogation, then you're held for 24 hours, and then you have to get back on a 14 hour flight. It's exhausting, and the only time you're like, fuck, I want to drink. And I was so paranoid, because all I wanted to do was drink,
Starting point is 01:19:39 and I was like, these fucking flight attendants are gonna think I'm a criminal. Sure. Or I'm crazy, and thank fucking God, the flight attendant comes up to me and she's like, don't worry, Australia Border Patrol is the fucking worst. So like, you're good. And once I got on the plane, I was like,
Starting point is 01:19:54 did you ever go back to Australia? No, I haven't gone back since. So I wasn't allowed to go back for two years and then they said it would be a sponge for my record. But I don't think I'll ever go back until I hire an immigration lawyer to make sure that doesn't happen. This is wild.
Starting point is 01:20:08 But Australia has a very competitive sex industry because they're on the island. So if I were to tweet out, I was going even for vacation. Girls were maliciously report that I was going for hooking because that's what happened before. A girl was the one who sent in the ad to them saying I was coming. But I ask you this, this is probably something that's come up a lot for people in your industry.
Starting point is 01:20:32 But you know, when you mentioned your boyfriend, then you always wonder like when somebody's in your line of work, the like I get if like you go, I'm like it makes sense you go I'm dating another performer like somebody. Fuck no, never dating. Okay, but I mean like it lines up in your head You go these people both do it. Yeah, but when you're dating like a civilian regular dude Like how If it seems like to the outside I like that would be you know
Starting point is 01:20:56 You're immediately go to like oh my you know the jealousy like how do you like are these guys that you end up The end of being boyfriends just don't have any of that they're just like I don't care they're turned on by it no because when you're when you're important the menu attract are the type of men that are into hot white thing if you know that right so hot white thing hot white thing it's a lot of people like to think it's cuckolding and it's not nearly the same hot white thing is where you send your wife out to have a great pleasurable time in front of you and you're turned on the fact that like she's being turned on and using her body and then you come back and you fuck her afterwards.
Starting point is 01:21:35 Oh, no one's a fine connection. No, no, you people fuck her. Yeah, like so like try it, try it, try it tonight. Like my wife. I'm definitely having sex with Leon tonight. Definitely having sex with Leon tonight. Like my boyfriend at the time, we had a two-way mirror, so he would just hide in the closet and have guys over and then after they leave, he'd come out and fuck me. So it is like a certain mindset type of dude. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:58 You know, a lot, like, because the thing that occurs to like, I think most people as you go, if I, you know, they go, like if I date someone like this, I'm with them to stop doing that because it's a threat. Yeah. You know, it's, it's an emotional threat. Well, I want them, for myself. Exactly. I want them to own all of it.
Starting point is 01:22:13 You know, like, that's the rate wise. This is something that I'm fascinated by too. 15. Not, not to ask like, whatever your business, but like, your guys' world is notorious for like, women kind of being underpaid, right? For their thing. So my first few years in porn, my first year in porn, my first year in porn,
Starting point is 01:22:33 I was booked out six months in advance, which is like really unheard of. And when I went to my new agent, he was like, you know, you're a great, great talent, but like, it's really unheard of to be booked out that so far in advance because I was doing Boy Girls for $600. And he was like, oh, so they booked you out
Starting point is 01:22:51 so far in advance. So you're locked in? So they were hoping you wouldn't change your rates, right? And then I went with a new agent and canceled everything, obviously. And the starting rate for Boy Girl was 1,000 and Aino's 1,500. And then after two years, the more you do it, the more you can bump your rate up.
Starting point is 01:23:13 And then I got up to like, you know, now I won't do a scene for unless it's 3,500, Aino, probably like 5 grand. And then what is like, but you're like a star. So like if a girl is like just, you know, whatever. A normal girl is probably getting paid between $800 and $1,000 for a girl for anal, 1,200 to 1,500.
Starting point is 01:23:32 Okay. As you do things, do you, like, you ever get into a scene and then things get a little crazy and then you get out and you just, you know, that's an extra $1,000. I used to get in trouble with that. Oh, for real? Yeah, my agent used to yell at me all the time. Because if there's two guys in a scene and it's not a DPO, naturally just do a DPO.
Starting point is 01:23:49 Naturally. So he would call me up and be like, Adrianna, you can't fucking keep doing DPs. So I was doing a lot of freebies. Does it feel good? Yeah, it feels fucking awesome. It's true. So good. It's like the best.
Starting point is 01:23:59 It's better like girls who don't like anal, I'm like, do DPs. Like, and there are a few performers. Maybe I'm like, do DP's. Like, and there are a few performers. Maybe I'm still lia- Yeah, there are a few performers that will actually do just DP's, but not anal. Cause it's just, it's a whole different experience. Because everything's being so squished that you don't really, it kinda turns into like one hole.
Starting point is 01:24:19 And like, like for instance, if you're a guy and you're getting like, you're, your dick-director fucked and someone puts a finger in there a little bit, that feels fucking fabulous. And inside your dick hole? Yeah, or no, no, your ass. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:32 I was fingering it ass. I would do that, I would do that. Okay, Adrienne, we have to ask you this question and before we wrap up, you spent basically an hour and a half with the two of us. Yeah. And we've asked many people this and we've asked the audience is this, who do you think
Starting point is 01:24:45 you would more likely to fall in love with if it was had to pick? Take a second. You can answer quickly. And you can ask us questions. Please interrogate us. Or you can just spit it out. Yeah. Or you can. Oh, oh, that's why you were leading the whole interview and being all fucking Barbara Walter. No, you were fantastic. You were fantastic. I should have never known that it's a word of a great. I wasn't trying to make it. Okay. Okay. I should have never met a word of one. You were great. I wasn't trying to meet any of you. I thought you were fantastic. Oh, he's gonna hit me again. I know, I'm gonna answer. Who drinks less?
Starting point is 01:25:12 Oh, fuck, don't do that. Who drinks less? Who drinks less? I drink far less. Who lives more of a normal lifestyle? Me. He lives a more exciting party. He's a party guy. He's a fear exciting party. He's a party guy.
Starting point is 01:25:25 Yeah, I know. If you're a party guy, I'm just not in that face anymore. I'm so happy. I'm 15. I'm 15. I'm still in that face. So just based on our lifestyle. Yes.
Starting point is 01:25:34 Yeah. So you're really like, this seems like a very business oriented decision. Yeah. Yeah. But your heart doesn't lead you one way more than the other. Like if you had to. I mean, I feel like I would choose you if my heart was leading that way because Darko, I feel like we've had this like connection.
Starting point is 01:25:48 And I don't know I was telling him that I made a video, did Darko ever send it to you? After I got fucked, I was covered in calm. And I sent a video that was purposely for you guys, but mainly to you that was like, hey guys, like, hey, bruh, I'm ready for that DP. And I was like covered in calm. And like I had a dildo and I was like fucking my throat No, so I thought you guys got that you should yeah, you yeah, yeah, if you can just wait, wait, wait, would you really like?
Starting point is 01:26:16 I know this was a joke. Would you really have sex with Tom and I at the same time totally? That's so crazy. Yeah, why one like, what's wrong with our wives? That they won't let us do that. They're fucking pretty tarts. They're just, they're just listening. It's just, it's just, they're holding on to, they're holding on, that's nice, you know? They don't want to share.
Starting point is 01:26:38 It's the same thing. You have to think of, put it in your mentality and they don't want to share. I don't want to share. I would, I have actually, I have not. You have a private jet, like you've gone to too. I'd be like, fuck no, you're not fucking any of these hosts. I would, I would, I actually, if I died,
Starting point is 01:26:54 I couldn't be alive for it, but I would hope Liam would get like a great point. Like I like Owen Gray, I like the way he has sex. I think it's, like it looks sensual. You'd want him to be with her after you had, after I'm dead, after I'm dead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like just because I If you actually were involved in an experience where it was happening live in front of you, you think it'd be weird but it would change your perspective because it turns into like,
Starting point is 01:27:16 oh my god, this is a live live for now. So you get that aspect. But then you also get like, you really do build a bond because while she's maybe getting fucked by him She's looking at you and you're fucking horny jerking it like oh, baby I'm gonna fuck you so hard after this and it's gonna be so great And it kind of brings like a connection. Yeah, well maybe we might be a little old school like I It's weird. She won't even use a toy like it's for us. It's about legit Connecting yeah, and like I for, for me, when I come home, I'll take another guy out on a date with you guys.
Starting point is 01:27:52 Oh, no, yeah. No, I'm also jealous. Like, I would never be able to, I would never be able to be your boyfriend like, and let you have sex with other guys. Cause I want you, I'd want just you. You know, like, I'd want the, like, the thing I like about Leanne is like
Starting point is 01:28:05 I've been really in love with her a lot like lately like for whatever reason. I don't know why but it's just like I know but like more love and I thought a little cheek girl listen to this like what the fuck I got I found a cheat code if you stand above her and she sticks her face I'm like that to kiss you. She looks awesome. I'm 100% You look great. Oh, looks so awesome. I'm so happy. Aww.
Starting point is 01:28:30 I've been really in love with her. Uh, the... She's amazing. Can I tell you something I did? This is hard for a secret time. The morning girls are... You're so red. Girls are, I know. Well...
Starting point is 01:28:43 You're so red. I know. He's also on Blood Pressure Medicare. Oh, okay. My blood pressure is... You're gonna red. You're so red. I know. Well, you're so red. I know. He's also on blood pressure medication. Okay. My blood pressure is really hard. You're going to have to eat blood pressure in public. You're going to have to eat blood pressure in public.
Starting point is 01:28:51 You're going to have to eat blood pressure in public. Yeah. You're going to have to eat blood pressure in public. Yeah. My blood pressure is 17 over 77 the other day. My blood pressure is fucking bad. By the way, you do look good. You look so much better than the last time I saw you.
Starting point is 01:28:59 Can I tell you why? Why? I'm focusing, like legit focusing on recovery, like sleeping, and going, I'm not gonna put red line it, because that last time I was here, I was so, like 10 pounds of shit in a five pound bag. I was bad, I was on tour, I did Whitney's roast, and I flew in here to do that, and I slept maybe three hours.
Starting point is 01:29:19 Last night I got landed, it was one o'clock, and I went, I'm not gonna have a drink, I'm gonna have water, and I'm gonna get in bed and I woke up at 9.30 feeling like I go, this is what other people feel like when they wake up. I've been really focusing on my recovery and working out but not drinking. I'll talk to you about that.
Starting point is 01:29:37 Okay. You drink the worst thing you do yourself. Hey, Janna, you have no idea. You have no idea. No fucking idea. Okay, I can't. I live the porn star lifestyle. Fucking without the sex.
Starting point is 01:29:48 Without the sex. No, he lives the 21 new to porn lifestyle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did this thing the other day. I'll just share it. And then if we take it out, we take it out.
Starting point is 01:30:03 The girls are gone, right? Yeah It's me and Leanne Leanne comes into the bedroom because she didn't sleep in the same room. I do excise nor she comes to the bedroom And we start fooling around and and We're very meet potatoes like we do Most people I imagine it would bore the fuck out of you But it's like we do one thing like I'll go down on her and then we'll have sex So make sure she has an orgasm and then then then I'll
Starting point is 01:30:28 Will be done pretty quick. Yeah start the bacon and so For whatever reason she was into it and I it happened like this and I got out of the bed and walked the bathroom and she was loving to work at them. And I was like, uh-huh. That's what I'm fucking doing. She got the, she got the, she got the, did you walk out of the fucking room? I'm like a fucking closer. Like a fucking play my outro music.
Starting point is 01:30:57 I'm getting off stage, mic drop. I feel like such a fucking gangster. And then I saw myself in the mirror and I was like, uh. Um, no, no, uh, yeah. I gotta be honest, this is really cool. It's really cool to meet you. It was really, yeah. I'm excited to see what happens with you, like where you go, what you decide to do.
Starting point is 01:31:17 You're really a smart chick and I have to say this and I can't be understated. You're absolutely gorgeous in person. Very seldomly does that happen. You mentioned that at the beginning and I didn't want to jump on it, but I have met other people, two things. Usually everyone I meet in the adult industry is so nice. It's like, it really is, you guys are so, so nice.
Starting point is 01:31:39 But you're right, and then I've also met people in the adult industry women who like in person, you're like Jesus Christ. They look nothing like you like in person, you're like, Jesus Christ. They look nothing like yes. And you're like, when you see them on the thing and then you see them in person, you're like, you're like, are you the almost?
Starting point is 01:31:51 This is fun. But you really, so wait, where? It's also like picture-adding too. I don't add in my photos. Yeah, like he does with his dick. He does these like, yeah, I don't do that shit. Well, okay.
Starting point is 01:32:01 Okay, so again. You know, the thing is, if you saw my dick, I always like to tell women that if you saw my dick, no matter what you thought of it, I promise you, it gets smaller. You get to wear small outfits. What? So, where does everyone go to support you?
Starting point is 01:32:16 What are your only fans? I do have my only fans and I- Is that your big money maker right now? It's literally, I'm so so fast. Shout out to Lisa Trigger, the comedian, just so you know, you know, Lisa? Yes. She's come with me and talked about your only fans
Starting point is 01:32:32 on stage in front of thousands of people. I know, I know, I love her. I love her. She's a big fan, I love her. She is a big fan, she brought you up to me too. I love her. So only fans is your big money maker right now? Yeah, I've been like so blessed.
Starting point is 01:32:44 I haven't like posted any new content. My fans have just been sustaining my, I haven't lost income. I'll send you this picture post on your only fans. Yeah, and then actually they'll probably love it. I have a lot of gay guys on my only fans as well. Really? Yeah, because they do anal stuff.
Starting point is 01:33:00 So they're like, can you do this? Only fans, what else? Twitch. Only fans, my Twitch. Also just like, a you do this? Only fans, what else? Twitch? Only fans, my Twitch. Also just like, Adrian at Cheshirek.com cause it links to all my key GPs social media. Okay. Thank you for coming here.
Starting point is 01:33:15 It was actually a real thrill to have you. Really appreciate it. For having me. And it's my first time out since my accident. So it's really nice. And also, yeah, best of luck on your recovery. I hope you recover well. Can you see anything on your back?
Starting point is 01:33:26 Is there any like bruising or anything? There's a 12-inch scar on my back. Do you like major surgery? Major surgery. I had, I also had something called like, if you have a blood pocket form around the shattered vertebrae, it's really dangerous. So I had to wait to get surgery on because there was blood
Starting point is 01:33:44 building around the shattered vertebrae. So I had to wait to get surgery on because there was blood building around the shattered vertebrae. So I had two shattered vertebrae and one broken one. What you probably would have needed in that injury is someone like me who was right there with you and would have cracked your back right after it. Oh my God. These people were so stupid trying to make me, I rolled over and tried to climb out myself. I saw it. And I went, that's,
Starting point is 01:34:06 that's the chechic, I know. I was like, I just breathe, I was like, I don't know, you want a porn smile at TV? We can do it! We can do it! When that, it's one of those things you're watching, you're like, you feel it for me.
Starting point is 01:34:17 Yeah, and they moved me. It took 35 minutes for the EMTs to get there. Why? Hey. I don't know. And the people that they had on staff, they moved me five different times. Right. So after, after when the ENTs got there, they freaked the fuck out on them for doing that.
Starting point is 01:34:36 And one woman was trying to put my hair up, right? And I was in doggy. And she was trying to put my hair up by moving my neck all around. Right? And the worst part about it is, not only did I hurt my back, but I'm like, as this is happening, the pain wasn't really that bad. I was just like, of course, I'm at a Twitchcon convention, and I'm stuck in a fucking doggy position, ass out!
Starting point is 01:35:00 Like of all the things, you know? It was just funny. Ladies, and if you guys, you get it now, if you want to the things you know like it's just funny ladies and a few guys you you get it now if you want to be you know show a little consideration for your partner have your teeth filed down make a little room back there and yeah thank you for coming thank you love you Bert love you too and we'll see you guys next week. No scripts of beta booze, amateur, photography, dirty jokes, Rancho Hibber, no apologies, here's what we call Two Bears One Cave

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