A New Untold Story - A New Untold Story: Ep. 252 - Ebony anus

Episode Date: August 20, 2021

|| A New Untold Story: Ep. 252 - Ebony anus || The boys discuss Kyle's trip to the emergency room, Dwayne Michael Carter Jr., big spoon vs. little spoon, emojis, & much more. Our good friend Ebony joins us as well for some gossip & sex talk. Cheers || Nick, Kyle, Owen, Ebony, Pat || Buy some merch?You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/anuspodcast

Hey, A New Untold Story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad-free on Amazon Music. Yeah, that's a good lyric. No, it's not. He has an ounce of cocaine. Is it O of that? But what? Yeah. Okay.

K. K. Yeah. It's white. K. K. K. And it's okay.

Good. And it's okay. What else was there? He had a lot of trash bars. You're judging. What bars have you ever had? Because I put a hole in your apple called what you call that apple jacks yeah it's not a very good one turn your neck into a delicious cereal

um you're you're just saying little wayne lyrics so we won't talk about you uh having too much weed too much weed brownie now did you want to get really. Too much weed brownie. Now, did you want to get really high or did the brownie just taste really good? And you knew it, but you just couldn't help your urges. I wanted to eat one third and it was good. For those who don't know,

and a lot of people probably do, Kyle, this past weekend, had to go to the ER because he was too high. I had a near-death experience from my perspective okay i mean near-death experiences are subjective and i had one i almost got tko'd by a concept yeah you really you were one bad thought away from an early grave. Murphy's Law had me thinking I was going to meet MJ. I was going to be face to face with Brad Renfro.

Who's Brad Renfro? I'm just saying dead people. Who's Brad Renfro? That's a good... He's a dead celebrity. I don't know who he is. He's someone who died. Oh, and who is that?

Brad Renfro? I have no idea. Why did you choose... Am I going to look him up and laugh? Owen, who is that? Brad Renfro? I have no idea. Why did you choose... Am I going to look him up and laugh? It's like a... It's a saying. This is a kid that died at... He died when he was 11.

Oh, his middle name's Barron. Yeah, when you... Wait, he died from a heroin overdose at 11? I thought I was going to be face-to-face with a blank dead celebrity. That means you thought you were going to die. I thought I was going to be face to face with blank dead celebrity. That means like you thought you were going to die. Shouldn't have to explain that. Wait a minute.

He died at 11. I thought I was going to be dapping up Estelle Getty. Oh, wait, no, it says 25. Yeah. He may have died in 2011. That might be it. Um. What you. he may have died in 2011 that might be it um what you everybody's had a little bit too much weed and panicked you had enough to go to the emergency first off it wasn't weed

what was it it was a minor cannabinoid over the counter it yeah and it was was it aie? It was like a jumbo melatonin, the equivalent. What was, what was? It was a brownie of a weed derivative. Right. But did the brownie, like, why did you have too much? You don't smoke a lot. Why did you feel as if you could have an entire brownie?

It's not that. I took a dose that I have done before several times with little to no effect. This time was different. It was a delayed, delayed effect. So you took it at like 3 a.m. 3 a.m. I took it because I wasn't falling asleep and I needed to be up early.

So I was like, I need at least a couple hours, right? So I'm going to take last ditch resort, desperation move. I'm going to take this. I did. Fell right asleep. Perfect. It's working. Desperation move. I'm going to take this. I did. Fell right asleep.

Perfect. It's working. Desired effect. Ideal. I wake up at seven to go to work. Nah. Nah? Nah.

Brain checked out. What was your first thought when you woke up in the morning? You weren't in your bed. I wasn't able to compose thoughts. Then I got my wits about me my only thoughts were i'm dying that was that wasn't you're getting your wits about you then there's some type of like like like i thought i was having an ongoing aneurysm like all of the different types of like sudden um out of nowhere deaths that people can have, I thought I was having all of them. At once.

Yeah. A cocktail of... Aneurysm, heart attack, stroke. Heart attack, aneurysm. And if you've been there, you can relate. It was probably the worst moment of my life. So were you ashamed to go up to... You asked Jeff D. Lowe, our co-worker.

You were in the car. No. Oh, you were in the car on the way to... To work from the jersey shore and what did you say to him what is that that was the only thing going through my head what is that it's uh calling in parentheses lose your mind by alesso and Sebastian Ingrosso. That sounds okay. I was hearing it nonstop.

That sounds fine. Yeah, but I couldn't form thoughts besides death. And I couldn't speak. I was whispering sweet nothings into Jeff's ear. In the literal sense. Nothing. You were speaking nothing. So whispering sweet nothings literally is exhaling.

I was exhaling into his ear. I thought that would get the point across. I need a hospital. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. What? Then there was that point. Then there was a point of not. I don't need a hospital anymore.

I am dying. So I texted my ex. I was like, right. Rip on my Facebook wall. Wait, did you actually text her? Just make sure you acknowledge my death. Did she respond? No.

Oh, no. Did things end poorly? Are you in contact text her? Just make sure you acknowledge my text. Did she respond? No. Oh, no. Did things end poorly? Are you in contact with her? No. Is this the Six Flags ex? Six Flags? Yeah. Oh, Hershey Park.

Hershey is Hershey Park. Sorry. Is that the same one that you got into the argument with her? No, this is older ones. She doesn't have a Facebook. High school girlfriends. Right. R.I.P. on my wall.

You actually sent that? Yes. That's my one wish. You want R.I.P.'s on your wall? Yes, because imagine if you get none. Because I'm not really active on Facebook. Imagine dying and you go, everyone goes to check his page.

And they just think you're not. Yeah, they're just like, no, he's inactive. He's inactive. Yeah, literally. Or it's just one Bangladeshi man to check his page and they just think you're not yeah he's inactive he's inactive yeah literally or it's just one Bangladeshi man who you're somehow friends with on Facebook

that one Bangladeshi friend so Jeff told me you told him in the house and he said you went up to him there was like panic in your eyes like Jeff I need to go to the emergency room and he said why and you said this movie i'm watching is just too funny and he heard a muffled super troopers in the background he heard the meow

challenge at the and he's jeff i need jeff you got to take me to the hospital man he's like why man he's like these these cool Ranch Doritos taste far too good. And he started licking your fingers. I have something for the ride home. It's all one song. Just throws on the dead 72. Live from Vicksburg. What did the doctor do?

Prescribe you to listen to Stir it up by bob marley like three times that was my penance yeah if you go to the er for being a wax stone your penance is like yeah you have to buy like a uh well what are like the drug rug hoodies that don't stretch at all you have to make your own hacky sack. You don't even know what weed hobbies are. Finish a pint of fish food with your bare hands. Weed penance. What's your weed penance?

You gotta get a freelance gig as a senior picture. My doctor took it easy on me. I only had to watch Donnie Darko once. Goddamn. He must have. Yeah, my doctor's friends with my dad. He took it easy on me. Fuck you guys because...

Yeah, it was not funny at first. I had to wear a bandana for three days. That was my penance. What did your doctor do? He did like... It was like a sigh giggle. God. Were you freaking out in the hospital bed?

Because Jeff dropped you off and went to work. And then Owen, you came and tagged in. And I didn't do shit. Yeah. I think they gave me like a fake EKG just to calm my nerves. They hooked me up to like like the like a kid. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, or like my grandma. They just played the YouTube video EKG

sounds. There was like a watermark. I remember I was playing Call of Duty. There was a there was an there was a safe farm ad on between your EKG and these are JK Simmons handing out balloons. Did you what did your parents think?

You had to tell. Did you like. Because this isn't your first rodeo with a public drug. Well, I think they're both the two ends of the spectrum. Okay. One, I'm a guy who does cocaine casually in party cities.

And the other one is I can't even do an over-the-counter. Yeah, you're moving in the opposite direction of gateway drugs. Yeah. Like eventually it'll just be like a toxic reaction to a shot of apple cider vinegar. Yeah. What is the opposite of a gateway drug you did you did the coke in vegas and now it's been

the opposite what's the opposite of a gateway the opposite of a gateway straightway it's uh it's not even a wet it's uh i don't know what it is but yeah you're soon you're gonna you're gonna go to the hospital because like you you shot like a perrier out your nose oh you're going to go to the hospital because you shot a Perrier out your nose. Oh, you're back. Fuck you guys. Every day is actually crazy. You're going to be getting dizzy. Shut the fuck up. You're going to be dizzy from breathing too much soon.

This is like the ultimate high is thinking you were dead and then being very much alive and healthy. I feel like that Nigerian guy who got rescued from the sunken boat. What? He found a crevice with a little air pocket. An air pocket. He was down there for a week. But you had zero risk of dying.

No. No. Have you had any weed products since? No. That might take some time. Nick, do you know what PTSD is? Do you know what trauma is? I don't.

Trigger warning. I don't. I'm not a drug addict. We should have started this with a trigger warning. We should have. Retroactive trigger warning. That should be a thing. I was kind of like swaggy when I was having a panic attack.

How were you swaggy? I was the Napoleon Bonaparte of panic attacks. You were wearing like a plaid hat that I saw that had a Velcro strap on it. That was way too small. I was wearing floral slides. Yeah. And your toenails were disgusting. Ah, did you see?

It was clear you are at DJs for at least 36 hours. You wore those floral slides to DJs? Yeah, the ones I got in Orlando. Those were $2 at like a roadside. They were women's, yeah. Fit like a glove. Yeah, you weren't swaggy at all from what I saw. It doesn't matter.

Yeah, it does. Yeah, it does. Live fast and leave a pretty corpse. Is that what it is? You haven't even really done that what do you mean isn't that like the saying girls have that all the time live fast and leave live fast and leave a pretty corpse yeah now that i think about a no they say like they're just hangry and uh that's all it's wine o'clock and I'm hangry. No, girls know about mortality. Actually, girls I fuck,

I don't want them to know about mortality. They don't. Yeah, that's. I don't think they do. I think they, I think they've heard of death and they understand that people die,

but they don't understand mortality. Yeah, it's just, it's a thing. Or syntax. They could never like form that sentence there's no yeah live laugh love and have you ever ended a girl because she ended things with a girl because she understands syntax

i've ended i've ended relationships for less yeah totally dude i'm white boy wasted maybe you're sounding too much like lil wayne we might get a copyright. Totally, dude. I'm white boy wasted. She can't wait to take her drawers off like braces. Swagger down Pat. Call my shit Patricia. These are awesome lyrics. I make that bitch come till she comes to a conclusion.

I'm ill like an illusion. I got bees like a student. That's good. Don't call me sir. You made the exact same joke the other day. I got bees like a student. That's good. Don't call me. You made the exact same joke the other day. I got bees like a student. Yes. What does that even mean?

I got bitches. Yes. Like a student. Like a student. Yeah. Don't call me, sir. Call me survivor. I put up a wall.

They just wallpaper. These bitches think they the shit. These bitches perfume. You guys are like haters right now. Are you jealous that he's a millionaire? The weed too loud. I think he has a lot of Hall of Fame lyrics, but. And if she bounced that ass ass then I'm dribbling

that pussy so wet it turned to a gremlin yes so that's from the movie gremlins in the 80s and if you got the thing wet it would turn into a gremlin yeah but none of none of these I think punchlines are desirable you don't want a wet

gremlin pussy shoot your ass 100 times and stand over you You don't want a wet gremlin pussy? Shoot your ass 100 times and stand over you. Little toon-chee so fly I got arachnophobia. Speaking of wanting pussy... You faker than some titties. Get titty fucked. That's awesome. That's all a thing.

Speaking of pussy and wanting it um did you see megan rapinoe like if you don't kneel for the anthem like she was bullying them it was so that's true i don't know if it's true or not but it's like she threatened she gave them an ultimatum what what would be her ultimatum um that what would she do threatening Threatening? Eat their pussy? Probably. That's what I was thinking. You don't kneel for the anthem. Okay, if you don't kneel for the anthem, I'll lick your pussy.

What else does she have? Wall to wall. What else does she have? Boy, I send them bloods at your ass like a tampon. I send them bloods at your ass... Like a tampon. Like a tampon. Yeah, but the the that makes sense where is that what does the

ass have to do with a tampon it's suck blood from the pussy and then dribble it onto the ass could i think are you sleeping with duane carter he's been defending all of his wackest bars i I just think it's not fair to single things out. It's hard. Why are you defending Lil Wayne? Why do you keep on enunciating the entire little? Yeah, you're fucking little. You're fucking Dwayne Carter.

I was out of town this past weekend and just hanging out with my old friends and I just miss being dumb with my friends. No. Shut the fuck up. You just get together and you be dumb. What are you doing? I'm just talking. It's something I miss.

Get that cornball shit out of here. What are you talking about cornball shit? I like to go back home, hang out with old friends and be dumb. Stop. What are you talking about? You get together and you be dumb. Stop. What are you talking about? You get together, you'd be dumb together. No, yeah. Like, give me an example. I don't know.

Just you do dumb shit. Just like you get together and be dumb. Like what? I don't know. Like if my feet are cold, I'll like press it to like one of their calves. I mean, that's probably so dumb. You're never dumb with me. That that's why you're not so dumb. You're never dumb with me. That's why you're not my... You're going to press my feet on your calves? That was just one example.

It was the first thing that came to my mind. That's not even dumb. That's probably anatomically smart. It probably heats them up. No, but it's like, if I did that to you, you'd be like, quit being dumb. And I'd be like, we'd laugh. No, I wouldn't.

That's not being dumb. What's being dumb then? You've never been dumb with your friends. That's how I know you don't have any true friends they're all just co-workers to you or former athletes being dumb with your homies is going twos on a sudoku and still having like three blank squares that's not being dumb what do you what do you think dumb is i gave the best example i could pressing your your little foot on. Yes.

And just like they look at you as like you're being done. Then they're dumb back. You rip the covers off of them when they fall asleep. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're dumb.

Big spoon them and just like grab their cock. So they think they brought someone home. Kyle, do you like spooning girls yes absolutely you that's the most aroused i've ever like i love it in your eyes uh-huh because it's a misconception because i don't i'm not a hugger i'm not a toucher because that's like formal i don't derive any pleasure from that or satisfaction you derive pleasure from spooning yes big spooning no I like

when the mound of the pussy is like rubbing up on my asshole and if she tries to like flip it around I 360 or 180 or how does that work back how does that when you've done it enough it's like a fluid motion so does the clit rest in one of your back dimples oh don't even know it's called a dimple of venus real yeah you got two of them primed for the pussy

i mean i guess yeah like you're such a sweaty guy when your back is like rolling down beads of sweat. It stimulates the clit. Uh-huh. Endorphins, the yada, yada, yada. Have you ever brought a girl to completion by just being her little spoon? Yes. Okay. When the mound of the pussy.

Okay. Yes. And you said that the back sweat is like a aphrodisiac. Lubricant. Yeah. Well a aphrodisiac. It's a lubricant. Yeah. Aphrodisiac. It's a lubricant. It's both. Sure. Do you have like a very... Why would they need a

lubricant? Do you have a protruding spine? Yeah, I do. Yeah? Scoliosis? Early stage. Yeah, some of the best lovers have had spina bifida. fell off of the stage at a kindergarten play and that's when you knew that was a couple years ago you fell off the stage at a kindergarten play and they're like your back's fucked up but you're going to make a lot of women come do you talk to that was their bedside their bedside man is that like what

you look for like in a woman is a big mound like an indian burial mound of their camel toe has to rub up on my ass that you actually do like the crease of me why i don't know it feels good it's like you know sticking a q-tip in your ear or taking your socks off after a long day the first one was penetration there's no penetration going on unless there's the pussy going in between your ass cheeks. You know when someone does the spider down your back? Yeah, they crack an egg. It's that sensation.

The mound of their pussy. You must have loved the era. That is ASMR to you. Those flowy tapestry pants. You remember those? Oh yeah. Those were good for spotting mounds. Mound spotting mounds. Those were good. Yes.

Mound spotting. So, have you ever, like, have all of your exes been mounted up? Don't. Don't bring this. Like, the one that you... That's a HIPAA violation. Don't bring them into this. I've been getting an uptick of follows from slightly below average looking girls.

Why? I don't know. What do you think it is? It's like you check their page and they're just like, not quite. Enough for you to follow? No. It was like... Because you're pretty liberal with the follow back i'll admit oh yeah

you you you do it i think it's corny to not what is the downside seeing it it does look so whack when it's kb followed by kb and then it's just a uh you know, sometimes, a lot of times when the profile is private. You have to know. Are you that inquisitive of a boy? Or if someone is kind to me. Who's kind to you? Like a DM? Yeah, then I will follow that. What's the DM? What's a kind DM

that you get from a girl? We're not talking about this. No, but I mean, we are. I don't want our ugly ho listeners to feel exposed. To all of our ugly listeners. You know who you are. If you've DM Kyle and he's followed you and you have a private account, you're ugly. Cut this. Wait, does it happen recently?

No, I just know because it's always just all males following me. And I'm like, I've been noticing, oh, there's more girls than usual sprinkled in. And they're all just, well, I mean, not hideous, but. Do we have any hot listeners? Guys or girls? No, we're not included. Okay. Yeah.

Fine. No. Fine. No. Fine. K2. You remember K2? I smoked K2. You remember K2? I smoked K2.

I thought there were spiders on me. Yeah, people were telling me like, oh, I can relate to your panic attack. It used to happen to me on K2. And I was like, not the same. Not the same league. No, mine was like 30 seconds long. That was Salvia too.

Yeah. What are the people who are really into K2 up to now? The K2 people? Yeah. Those were the same people that were... Oh, K2 people are doing 2CB now. What is that? 2CB.

2CB. What's 2CB? It's like a ketamine, cocaine, ecstasy hybrid. Yeah, it's like pink. Yeah. That sounds amazing. They're like the kings of their Facebook marketplace. The same kids that did Salvia in high school were the kids that wore Osiris neon green and pink shoes with the Osiris tongue.

It was a big tongue. It was like a kindergarten parachute. Not the Cookie Monster. Not the Cookie Monster hat. That was a big tongue. Yeah. It was like a kindergarten parachute. Not the Cookie Monster. That's a different archetype. Yes, that is. Those kids in the Cookie Monster hat had, they were jeans with grass stains

at the bottom. Always grass stains. Yeah, they were just dirty and filthy. No, not filthy. The grass. Grass isn't inherently gross. But when you're covered in grass stains, you are, what is the word? It's not filthy. You're gross.

You're gross. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like you, the city's paying for your lunches. But the archetype of the Salvia kids. Yes. They would like think they were like sketch masters and doodle masters. They would draw, and they would always do very bad graffiti.

Oh, they got really into graffiti. Or teenage girl photography. They would carry around Red Bulls. Carry around Red Bulls. I heart boobie. I heart boobie bracelets. I remember one of my homies had one to cover up his pacemaker bracelet because that's embarrassing he's not a pervert he's just has a cardiac illness is it a

turn off um if somebody has a pacemaker yeah because they're probably fat right jesus christ yeah um okay no They got really into... Or like treating their Facebook story as like a keynote speech. Yeah. Now they are today. Like the kids that wore I Heart Boobie bracelets in the 2010s, today are active Facebook story posters. And they think they're like Gary V type.

They're trying to flip their Carolina blue team Jordans on Facebook marketplace and turn it into like a mongoose bike. Yeah. They're the red paperclip guys of Facebook. And there's always trading up. I got to get on there more. I went on today and someone was selling like the Harry Potter Quidditch World Cup game for the original Xbox.

Yeah. For six dollars. That is the most ridiculous price. selling the Harry Potter Quidditch World Cup game for the original Xbox for $6. That is the most ridiculous price to sell that game for. Five isn't enough for this game. $6. What is the circumstances? But I will drive to you to drop this off. What is the circumstances to think, I'm going to sell this game for $6?

And who is the person that's willing to buy it for $6? I think they just want to post. They just want to post. This guy is an entrepreneur. That's like the people who ask for recommendations. They just want to post. They don't know what Google is.

It's always a mechanic. Or it's always something that their town or their metro area only has one one of like a like a vet of animal doctor or dermatologist. It's like the only one and I've been seeing a lot of like my former high school classmates.

They're looking for like the best place to have a birthday party for their kid and it's all that's always it's McDonald's or the zoo. It's the same three. That's one thing that hasn't evolved with technology. Are these all branching from the I Heart Boobies kid archetype? So one of them will be a Facebook marketplace flipper. Kingman.

A tycoon. A tycoon. A Facebook tycoon. He thinks he's Mark Cuban. He's asking for steak in a fucking... What's something they would sell. He wants steak in like a Yamaha dirt bike that doesn't start

up. I'll take 20% of it. Trying to future proof this. Gary Vee said he can't fathom how homelessness is still a thing with Facebook marketplace. Yeah, that's just sell a coffee table was what he said. All right. Yeah. Now I'm homeless Just sell a coffee table, is what he said. Alright. Now I'm homeless.

I think it's just like a hobby. It's not like a money thing for these people. No, it's the show that they still exist. I wonder if there's any Facebook Marketplace celebrities going viral on Facebook Marketplace. What are the other types? So if you wore an iheart boobies bracelet you

either sell are selling stuff on facebook marketplace you have a uh a dead kid you had a kid young and the kid's dead that always happens i see that a lot you know those blankets with like the months and they they put the yeah the baby oral crown yeah whatever month it is yeah just one of those stuck on one that we talked about this i think once before like why the only reason there's the angel emoji is for a dead child the angel why the baby oh the baby it's a baby angel emoji zero zero other context in which you could use that correctly because like the meeting for emojis would be like, we need a hamburger, we need this, we need an airplane,

we need on top. We do need them. What about a fucking dead kid? What about if a kid fucking dies? What emoji if there's a dead fucking kid? Yeah. Well, how the kid die doesn't matter.

Probably SIDS. They need to make the baby angel. Imagine being the graphic designer for that. Yeah, probably got a good payday. The emoji design. Yeah. You may know me. Have you ever had a kid that died? You may be familiar with my

work. I noticed in your bio that you had a rest in peace to can you just one year the money's not on twitter these emojis the money it's in the money in the dead kids i wonder if it's like clicky at the emoji design department it's like yeah i made that yellow squiggle they make funny what are you going to do you making another squiggle over there and the guy that like what what emoji designer gets the most pussy the red hundred guy or

the purple devil purple devil guy I love what he just made it like it's that's just like cute but people still use it as like villainous savage behavior the purple devil it's purple smiling it's happy no there is no

scandalous one i bite my tongue cut my teeth on the lies that i told jesus there's also ones that ended up being not what they wanted it yeah like the sobbing emoji is a laughing is laughing the high five is praying now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, there's four different blind people now. Why do they need one? They don't know. There's four blind people emoji? There's four different blind people emoji. You could just have it be a black dot, but then if you do like text to speech, it says blind person.

There's three regular wheelchairs. There's three electric wheelchairs. Yeah, some of these are unnecessary. There's a dodo. Huh? Do you think a girl would be like starstruck? Like, yeah, I like hooked up with someone you probably know of. He made the pretzel emoji.

Oh, my God. What about your pin guy oh what your bowling pin guy oh my god so everybody has a uh everybody has a guy from their hometown that's like functioning special needs but mine messages me on facebook every fucking day. Because we were looking on Facebook today to try to find types of people. And I got a message from him. And then I scrolled up and it was just... He just sends me Steelers updates.

And... He just sends you quote-unquote Steelers updates. That's just what he sends you. Yeah. Steelers updates. Yeah. And then he'll tell you... I think he doesn't know how to use a question mark. He's just what he sends you. Yeah. Stealers updates. Yeah. And then he'll tell you. I think he doesn't know how to use a question mark. He's asking you to give him Steelers updates. No, because then he sends that or so how's

Nick today? And he doesn't know it's you. Why? Oh, because he's asking how I am. He was the pin resetter at our bowling alley. I was going to ask because the thing about pin resetters is you either love them to death or you fucking hate them. Yeah.

There's no in between with that. The guys who were pin resetters were just, they lived life. That may be the most binary thing in the world. The most black and white, no gray area. Zero gray area. With pin resetters. And the thing is, we had lanes like that would automatically reset.

He was just there for malfunctions. So he would stay behind the lanes for 12 hour shifts and sometimes not touch a pin. Just chill there. Yeah. But then if the lane went down, rather than switching lanes, you'd have him and he'd be resetting the pins. And then the teens would always bowl as he's resetting

them. It always felt like I was stepping into a different dimension when I went to the bowling alley. There's different hierarchy there. We were from a small town. It's always people your age in big groups, and you've never seen them before. Ever. They did not come from your town. They all took an international flight. Yes.

Yeah. Their style is different. their scent is different any specific foreign ethnicity but they aren't like american they certainly aren't they're they're just they're they're just there it is that is that that in like street you're like local street fairs or carnivals walk around like who are these people my age i go to a small high school i know everyone who are these people i've never seen these people before in my entire life they spawn there and they're always after a k2 overdose they're in a big group it's always a big group yeah they're always wearing and one basketball they're not necessarily ugly like you're but something is off yeah they're they're human not

they're not hideous but like something is off-putting yeah it's like the uncanny valley that they yes people that go to state fairs and bowling alleys regularly what else reside in the uncanny valley there's other places like that anus oh i don't know where this is leading to i don't know why you want to talk about my asshole so much and then they got you over here like Like, you should be over here with me. Shit. Fuck are you talking about? Don't leave this man out. You about to say I look a hot mess?

I look gorgeous today, bitch. You bugging. You have good skin. I do have good skin. It's the face shots. Is it really? Yeah. Face shots?

Your boobs are huge in that shirt. I know. They do. We about to make this into a porno. Stop it. No, we're not. Dirty boys. You do a double team, a triple team? I'm engaged. they do we about to make this we about to make this into a porno stop it dirty boys I'm engaged who's engaged

me lies I'm taking you from her she's a pussy why don't you introduce everybody right that's a good idea no

we don't need to introduce yes you do I kind of like hearing myself fuck no there we go you can hear yourself yeah I can hear myself yeah he fixed it Kyle fixed it I don't need to introduce. I kind of like hearing myself. You can hear yourself? Kyle fixed it. At least I know he's good with his fingers. I am.

Alright. One of my senses doesn't work so I make up with an amplified finger game or an amplified tongue game. I'm good in all three ways. Damn, we just jumping right in. I'm adequate.

We're here with Ebony and Pat's producing this segment. Thanks, Pat. Ebony, before we recorded, before we hit record, you said you didn't get invited to your sister's wedding. Yeah, I didn't get invited

to that bitch wedding. Fuck her. Why fuck her? Because I didn't get invited to the wedding, so fuck her. Why weren't you invited? I don't know invited i don't know she texted your sister i'm gonna take the wildest guess of all time don't say this is on you this is not your sister first of all she knows what she's doing she found love she found eternal love fuck her that's what her man cheated anyway who

cares but anyways what whoa yeah he's a cheater. I didn't even fucking know. How do you know? Because he cheated before. Once a cheater, always a fucking cheater. Has he tried to sleep with you? No. Are you like your sister? No. How come?

Because she's getting married. I don't want to get married. Why don't you want to get married? Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. You just haven't found the right one yet. First of all, I don't want to get married because my money is my money. And your money is your money.

I don't want... If you owe debt, nigga, I ain't trying to pay that shit fuck you and your dad fuck you talking about kyle was just saying the same thing verbatim i'm just saying i was like the same thing verbatim actually i'm just saying word for word of what you just said i believe he said word for word joint bank account i believe that so you wouldn't want to get let's say what kyle like asked you has to be uh he has to marry you no why i just said i want to get married i wouldn't ask you that i know you wouldn't ask me i'm way out of your league no uh yeah uh-huh nah it's any you never been finger bang like kyle can finger bang i believe he's really good i believe he's go his fingers i've been shitting on him for the last couple days i believe that he got good finger work good finger work yeah it's like he's doing the morse code in a military base i kind of wish he was there reference yeah i kind

of wish he was there when i got anal maybe it wouldn't hurt as much when you got anal yeah what do you mean you wish he was there giving it like like fingering because like the person i that fucked me in ass was getting straight to the point he was not he what do you mean he was getting straight to the point no no kiss you yeah he kissed me but he didn't like he didn't kiss you while he didn't he didn't rub he didn't wait he didn't rub the butthole the way he's the point you have to rub the buttock it doesn't lubricate itself you just don't you don't you lick it you rub it you finger it yeah no ebony patty you could jump in on this yeah i i second everything ebony said you don't second you don't need to rub it you don't need to rub you need to love my butthole you don't need to

rub no you that's the main point you have to show it love yes you have to show it love emotionally yes it is i took one for the team it was. What do you mean you took one for the team? He didn't love my butt, like I said. It was a hate fight. I cried. I cried. During it, he got soft. What did he treat you to? He treated you to a pool that was a little too cold? He was like pound town. He was trying to jackhammer my shit.

I was like, no. Where's he from? From the Bronx. You've never been fucked in the ass By a Wheeling West Virginia boy He's probably playing like Africa Bambaataa Man why you gotta be African Bambaataa He's blasting Fat Joe

And Melly Mel I don't know who those people are I'm more like a Shep G, Sleepy Hollow I would have played Mayday Parade You've never been ass fucked to the Eaglesagles before have you i don't know oh man i should try that yeah maybe it'll go a lot smoother this time play some slow shit yeah i was like because like when i get the when i get like the clear i i think like vodka when i drink like vodka or anything like that oh man i just want it in my butt

stop no I'm tired of picturing your ass look how you're looking at the fucking table you know you're picturing my ass

I know I said I'm tired of it I don't want to conceptualize that in any way there is no drink that prioritizes a butthole for me no it is you know why

because I'm a Henny girl right so all I drink is Hennessy so I know how to control myself wait what does that mean let me explain when I drink you were done talking why because i'm a henny girl right so all i drink is hennessy so i know how to control myself wait what does that mean i'm let me explain when i drink you were done talking no you literally cut me off you literally cut me off you want me to talk my shit i'm gonna talk my shit like i said

when i drink my hennessy i know how to control myself when i'm drunk you know i don't do the most but because i don't drink anything other than hennessy when i drink like tequila or like grape anything else is like you get fucked in the ass i get fucked in the ass every single time every single time every single time like i what about wine no wine uh where are you getting fucked if you drink nowhere uh you lucky if you get a hand job for me wine that shit it doesn't do anything for me. It's an overrated drunk. I think it's my least favorite drunk. But when I'm on the 99 apples, I'm giving hickeys.

You're giving hickeys? Yeah, there's a few drinks where I just want to suck a neck. Yeah, I don't suck on my neck. I don't do that. Why not? You've never been sucked right. I was sucked right. Not on the neck.

Not on the neck. I don't want, like, that's tack. Not on the neck. Not on the neck. I don't want, like, that's tagging me. All the hickeys are on the back of your neck because you got fucked in the ass so much. Yeah, I wouldn't even be able to see it. When you're wearing your hair down, I know you got fucked in the ass. It's a perfect correlation. Damn, that's so fucked up because I just sucked my braids out and I did get fucked in the ass.

That is so funny. Jesus Christ. Oh my God. What a development. He knows. What do I know? I literally, I feel like I tell you too much.

Like you just adding on. You tell everybody too much. Cause you people are boring. We brought up your sister's wedding and you somehow made that about your butthole. Cause she got cheated on. She didn't invite me. So I felt some type of way.

You know how I found out? My mother told me. Tell them how many siblings you have. 12 sisters, 9 boys. Of course you weren't invited to one of the weddings. That's the whole fucking wedding party right there. Would you have gone if you were invited? Probably. Probably. Probably.

Where was the wedding? PA. Pennsylvania. 12 siblings? Can you name them? No, no, 12 girls and nine boys. What? Wait, wait. That has changed.

Why would you not just include that from the jump? Because I always say this. So you have fucking 21 in your family? First of all, don't shame me. It wasn't me. That's a senior class. It wasn't me. Not even like senior class. It wasn't me. Not even like single A.

That's like maybe a double A classified class. My father likes to roll dog it. His pull out game is all non-existent. What was Christmas like? What'd you get for Christmas? Bro, like no. Like one Lego? No, no, no.

Nearing a mega block. All of us. Well, my father was in jail for 10 years. So we missed 10 years of gifts. So he made up. He got a lawsuit. He didn't be giving up shit ever since. Didn't want to pay so he went to jail?

I don't think you can name all of your siblings. I can... 12 and 9? 22? And you know what's so funny? So my father's name is Terry. And three of his boys is Terry Jr. Terry Jr. And then my middle name.

Yeah, he did. He had no creative energy. And then my middle name is Terry. I swear to God. Your dad had more kids than he knows names. He said, yeah, he was like, yeah, you're Terry with an I. I'm like, what the fuck? We had a family barbecue and my grandma was like, all of Terry's kids

we're all looking at each other like, are you a fucking sibling? We were just everywhere. I have a shirt. I should wear it tomorrow. I have a shirt with all of his kids. We're all standing next to each other. It looks like we're about to go to a party. It's just all his kids. Did you say he named three of them

Terry? Yes. Terry Jr. There's three Terry Jr. in your Terry? Yes. And then, yes, Terry Jr. Terry. There's three Terry Juniors in your lineage. Yes. And then I'm Terry. And they probably were all in the same school at the same time. No, they're not.

They were separated? Yes. Three Terry Juniors. You know what it is? I think all my father's baby mothers wanted their boys to be a junior, but they didn't know that it was also another junior. How many baby mothers? they didn't know that it was also another junior how many how many baby mothers he didn't have he said he says because we talk about this all the time he says

nine but i think it's like 12 okay three terrys he didn't even have the mental fortitude to put any effort into name like the most of the number one identifier of his team. And you're not even trying to add the fact that my middle name is Terry. It would have been less disrespectful to just name you guys you. Right? Or like you. A pronoun. Bro, it's sad. Like

I can't change it now. My middle name is Terry. It's for fucking Terry. My father told me my father told me like you have to go on a Terry Cruz type shit. My father tells me he has to go on a Terry Crews type shit. My father tells me. He's like, yeah, he's like, call your brother. My father be like, call your brother. I'm like, which one?

He be like, Terry. I'm like, nigga, which one? How many fucking Terries do you have? He didn't realize the pretzel he would put himself in at a later date. He didn't think this one through. I can think of 22 names right now well i'm still trying to think i'm still trying to like in my head you have any cousins you have

any uh you have any uh brothers named like greg no sean sean you had a sean yeah i got a sean just one two you have two wait your dad has 21 kids, but like five names. He ran out. He ran out. We got Terry. We got Sean. Oh, fuck. We got an Edwin.

Okay. You got a Michael? We got a, no. We have a Mike. Whoa. No, his name is Mike. So you don't call him Michael. He'll get upset.

I'm trying to think. My family just get mad about every fucking thing they just mad about everything they just mad with life they wake up and they're just mad I understand I can see why what are you trying to say get straight to the point

get shit to the point don't backpedal now my culture is not being blunt it's dancing around the issue don't dance around the issue don't be a pussy now princess don't be a pussy now don't be a pussy now yes because you was holding shit down you was you know you you hold on your own don't backtrack don't do that i was holding down my own yes you every You every time. You know what? Has to confirm. I was.

Fuck you. Shit. Anything else you guys want to ask me? What's up? I'm an open book. Literally. I mean, did you watch Game of Thrones? I love Game of Thrones.

Yeah. Yeah. They have sex scenes in it. I'm like, yeah. Is everything about sex? Yes. I'm like a horny. I'm like a horny teen, even though I'm not a teen because you know why i didn't have my time like i was in a

relationship for 15 years so now i got time to just do what i want to do you were too busy to be horny yes how are you too busy to be horny because he was boring no and it's like i feel like no no no no it's not because i felt like i settled you know how you're so used to something for a long period of time it's like okay whatever why do I felt like I settled. You know how you're so used to something for a long period of time. It's like, okay, whatever. Why do you feel like you settled? Because I was with him since I was 13. Really? Yeah. How'd you meet him?

Neighbor. He was my neighbor. Yeah. What was his name? We ain't going to talk about names here, but whatever. We'll call him Terry. We can call him Terry. That's fine.

What was your, did you guys have a thing? Like a, Like a special memory or song? Yeah, what was your song? A specific item like a blanket or like a quilt? It's a cum towel. God damn. You asking me? I'm being

honest with you. What is a non-horny hobby? You ever make a scrapbook before? Go fishing? You know black people do not go fishing. Don't try that dumb shit. No, the motherfuckers in the Congo River are... Congo, bitch!

Not me! Do I look like I'm from the fucking Congo? What did you just say before this? Zah! I feel like when you talk about Congo and shit, you're referring to Zah. That's one of the biggest industries in the Congo. So they do fish.

I don't fish. You didn't say I. You know who you are? You kind of turned me on, KB. I know, and I'll take you fishing. Oh, take me fishing. I will not know if I get a call. I don't have no snappers over here, but I can turn you out. We're going to arrest the polls, and I'll be damn sure

I will not have a clue if I even get the biggest one. We're going to be distracted. And that's that on that. Yeah. When we go fishing, we're not fishing. Yeah, we're not actually fishing. We're pretty much paying or doing whatever just to rest a pole.

I agree. I feel like you should take me out. I could? I know you could. people tell me that you were like rocket rock your world i don't know but don't do that you have to do that because that he your friend what are you talking about i'm sitting between you guys building them up that's what he's doing yeah don't build them up he'll fucking shatter your pussy he would wreck your he would wreck your there'd be shards of your pussy on the ground you'd have to be picking it up and putting in your bag all i'm picturing right now is a fucking barbie doll like a ken barbie doll like between the legs this is what i picture for kb you know when like you're in an incredible mood like you just feel like cleaning and nothing can bring you

down you're just picking up every little thing from the floor maybe you're on meth you're like oh this is actually fun maybe that's gonna be you cleaning up every shard of your pussy. If you're going to break my pussy like that, then come here. Do I not mind this? I'm going to gladly clean it back up for you. Because I don't think you've had your pussy shattered. I've never got my pussy shattered. I've been with one fucking dickhead my whole life.

And now I'm exploring. Now I'm exploring. When's the last time you cried about him last year yeah he's never shattered your pussy then exactly never give my girl 12 month window i yeah every girl i've ever slept with i make sure cries over me every other month yeah but then it's like right after that he fucked up and then i found better and it was just like why am i crying over you how's how's it better the dick is better the conversation is better you know it's just what do you guys talk about everything like i couldn't really i couldn't have a conversation with him it was just like

talking to like a wall not because he and you were with him for like 15 years yeah like i said out of shit to talk about yeah it was like we just look at each other like you still here nigga god damn you still here the fuck how about you go cheat already whoops you did that how's a boring guy cheat that's not boring no no he was boring with me he was he was slinging dick everywhere else yeah yeah he's like i'm tired of this bitch she talked to my shit and then i've never met somebody that complains about sucking dick to me. He's like, oh my God, you arguing me just to suck my dick?

I'm like, yes, yes. Please just put me in a chokehold something. So let's get this started. He wasn't a wrestler, was he? Oh, KB. KB. You see, you're just lacking that one thing that I need. But other than that, you...

The one thing being penis? Well, two, because you don't got the height for me. I'm too short. What's the other thing? Penis, obviously. I'm not even into you. I don't care if you was into me. Like that. I'm not into white guys at all. I was just trying to give you, you know, a little

pass. What are you talking about? Cap detected. Yeah, I've detected cap. I've detected. You detect the cap. That's a thing we do on the podcast. KB I've detected cap. You detect the cap? That's a thing we do on the podcast. KB does a robot cap voice whenever somebody's cap. Do any of your homegirls or boys say something like that? Instead of just saying, that's cap, they say, cap detected.

No, that's stupid. No, they just say that's cap. Damn, you hang out with some cornballs. You hang out with cornballs, then. I think you're the only cornball. How old are you? 28. Come on, bro. You hang out with corn balls. I think you're the only corn ball. No. Like how old are you? 28.

28. Like, come on, bro. You fucking sound ridiculous. 28 years old, sound like a fucking robot. Do you even have kids?

You must like, the toughest neighborhoods that everybody's walking around doing like a robot voice. No, it's just KB. No. This is why you can't make it in the Bronx.

I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with this kid? I can't make it in the Bronx. Is he on meth? I was in the Bronx. I was on your block like a week ago. Where do I live? Everybody bombarded me.

They thought I was Robert Pattinson. Where do I live? They all wanted to fuck me. You know, the Bronx, you know, where do I live? The Bronx is huge. We have hundreds of listeners. I'm not going to air it out to them. Please, I don't give a fuck.

Please, let me know. Fuck yeah, he wasn't in my hood. Why? Why? Because I would have seen you. You would not have seen me. How would I not? I move in silence. You're a white guy in the hood. I wouldn Why? Because I would have seen you. You would not have seen me. How would I not? I move in silence.

You're a white guy in the hood. I wouldn't fucking see you. I blend in. I'm adaptable. Yeah. Yeah. I can't disagree with that. Mm hmm.

I could. I could. So I could. I could live in your hood on your. I'd fit in fine. My block. Maybe not. But yeah.

Why not on your block? Because they just racist assholes. I'm not even being funny. I think it's kind of funny. Yeah, no, they're racist assholes. Who are the racist assholes? What you mean? I'm a little racist, but I'm talking about like the hood.

Everybody's a little racist. Don't do that face. Who are they racist toward? No comment, but whatever. White people? You said it, not me. Yeah me yeah i did i guess i'm allowed right certain things i'm allowed to say you can't say that you really want to say but you can't what are you talking about what are you talking about kb look like he just want to say it so bad like

what do you want to say i'm not saying it on radio nope oh hell no but if you play you can shit i'll never say it don't want to no desire i feel like a lot of people here want to say it so bad that's why i say it so frequently because i wish you I know you wish you could not you per se because you know you say it because you think we're jealous you think we're jealous yeah because you know when you're outside with your friends I know they be saying it no I'm not I'm not saying you you just said me I said well yeah I did I just I just shut you up now how's that make you feel I actually like it I like to be put in my place

What's your place? Whatever place you want me to be in I like to be told I don't like authority But if it's coming from a man And he's like Ebony shut up I'm like I'm gonna shut up I'm gonna talk later but I'm gonna shut up right now

So like a cop? I don't like cops you like a dom yeah you like to be sub yeah so he's like hands behind your back i got tied up before dominatrix bitch love it you should try it no why not well i don't think you should be tied up i think you should tie some your fiance the imaginary fiance you have i don't i don't bind you're boring what do you mean I'm boring what do you do then what do I do yeah you just slip it in

little she give you head you give her head bop bop bop she's on top bam it's over that's boring hell of a night

I'll suck a nipple the entire time I'm fucking I'll suck her nipple the entire time I'm fucking her I'll treat him like rotary phones dial that is so boring how about you choke her?

Choke her? Yeah. What if it hurts her? It's going to make her cum. How about this? Next time I'm fucking her, I'll kiss her the whole time. There's like a happy, a perfect... Yeah, I'm not saying choke her out, KB. You're just a savage. I feel like it's either you're going to hurt her... You're going to hurt her. Or embarrass yourself.

Or it's just going to look stupid and not be pleasurable. And there's a very tiny margin where it's like the ad sex i can tell that you never i think you're a virgin at this point because like you just dry as fuck like i'm not saying i'm not smell his dick it smells it smells like yesterday's pussy i don't want to smell somebody a cheesy ass pussy it's not cheesy cheesy because if you didn't wash your dick since yesterday you got a cheesy ass dick well don't talk about her pussy like that. I don't give a fuck about that bitch. You fucked her, not me. There's remnants

of her pussy on the dick. Show Ebony your dick. Let me see your cheese dick. Multiple urethra. You got the Ritz crackers in your pants. You got the Ritz crackers. Get out of here. You got the Ritz crackers. Show Ebony your dick. I am a Ritz cracker.

Let me see. It's all cap. It's all cap. It's all cap. Detective. Call me. You see how stupid that sounds? That sounds awesome and sick.

No, it doesn't. It sounds like you're quoting grandma's boy. I know. Looking at him. You've seen grandma's boy? I'm looking at him. He gives me, like his vibes was like an old man. You give me old man vibes.

Yeah, he does, doesn't he? Yeah. Yeah. He's like, Ebony, choke her out? Oh, man. I heard a feeling. You too. Not like me.

No, I'll rough up a bitch. The fact that you laughed after that, you're so convincing. No, I will. Even if we aren't fucking, I'll hit her. Tell me something that nobody knows since i'm like open book for you guys i'm putting you out there like tell me something that nobody knows um you're i work hard but i promise you coping i love harder because you're actually you're this like oh yeah you are super about everything. I am. Not afraid to say how it is.

Tell you everything. I am. As straightforward as possible. But all you talk about is just getting fucked. Yeah. What else do you want to know? Well, you're not letting us film this because you're wearing a Make America Great Again hat. What?

Yeah, that's why you said we couldn't record. Let's finally address the elephant in the room. The elephant in the room. First of all, I'm an open book, so you can ask me anything besides sex. It's like addressing like the... And I can... It's a saying. And I will tell you the truth.

I have no reason to lie. Who the fuck are you? It's a saying that means like finally talking about the thing that everyone was thinking about. I wasn't comparing you to an elephant. Obviously. Duh. Duh. You like... It's a beautiful animal Duh. You like Tim Burton movies?

No. I'm tapped. Blink-182? You like Blink-182. Finish these lyrics. It better not be no white shit. It's not white shit. I just can't wait to take her home on her very...

Don't know what that song is never heard it all the small dicks I don't know that fucking song what do you want me to say now can I give you some lyrics that you can sing I doubt it

sounds like a great idea I doubt it yeah I could definitely give you some lyrics I doubt it I doubt it yeah yeah I could definitely give you some do you know any I'm trying to think of a real hood one that's why put me on the spot

more like a sleepy hollow you know what sleepy hollow is that's a no you know Chef G you see this is the shit because I would have said a verse he would have looked at me an old us you know Chef G that's an old spooky movie you see this is the shit because I would have said a verse he would have looked at me like

I have five heads Chef G Chef G Chef G yeah he's a rapper spit a verse alright

yeah cat got your tongue let's hear some Chef G no not off the top of my head but if I play a song right now we could go bar for bar see that's the thing you're all

you're quiet but let's you want to talk about sucking dick? I'm tired of talking about sucking dick because he doesn't have a dick I'm tired of offending him. He has a dick. Nah.

He has a dick. It's fake news I haven't seen it. Oh just because you don't see it that doesn't exist? Why are you so concerned about his dick so much dick? You have a fiance

mind your business it's between me and KB. You talk about him You've never seen my dick and I have a dick. Enrique wants to Mind your business. It's between me and KB. You talk about him. You've never seen my dick. I don't want to see it. And I have a dick. Enrique wants to see your dick. Everybody wants to see my dick. It's like a Ripley's Believe It or Not.

Enrique. Yes. Make his day. Go show him your piece. I'm not having a good dick day. When are you having a good dick day? You've been saying this a lot lately. What? You've always said that. Every time somebody says,

I'm not having a good dick. Every time somebody says, Nick, let me see your dick. How often does that happen? You tell me this all the time. Don't start capping now. Cap detected. Try that in your next like,

I'm ready to throw something at him. I really over, that shit is so stupid. You two already be doing that That's your next Tennessee soiree Just pull it out once Well we can do that Look we can do that tomorrow

Because Jessica's gonna come And I'm gonna make her bring a bottle of Henny And she's gonna come pick me up from work Okay How jealous are you gonna be When Jessica's like KB fucked me with his monster fat dick And I came for her Well I know my friend so she's probably just to prove a point she's definitely

gonna record it if it happens and nine times out of ten if she records it she's gonna send it to me i have all the pictures i have all the recordings of all her other fucks so what's gonna make you any different well well a couple things i'm just saying at least i know what you're working with you can't you can't fake that how many how many guys are we talking why does that matter i told you she a whore yeah but but you you did that as like uh it's like a term of endearment it's not true i'm not a sex shamer but i am i'm not here i'm a stats guy i want to make a spreadsheet and i want to i just need to know the data. Well, she was also in a relationship. But she does a little thing.

She's single. She does her thing. I don't count her bodies, but I just know when she sends me a video. Is it like over five? No. Okay, that's fine then. No? No.

But four. Yeah, but she'll fuck the same guy, right? And then she'll send me videos. So if it's a good fuck, no. Why do i don't want them she'll send them but you saved them they're oh no they're not saved to my phone they're on the text message it's like when we text back and forth i have videos i have voice notes i have everything she sends me everything i gotta take you to a vineyard or like a axe throwing bar. We should do that. Really?

Yeah. I feel like it's all cap. I feel like you say this and then don't do it. I didn't hear the robot. I'm not doing a stupid robot. Well, then there's no cap. There's no Hennessy. He said when I'm having a Hennessy night. A soiree. Yeah, a soiree. Sorry. Well, yeah, you don't get drunk. You taste the flavor. You taste, you see. Alright, so when you give Sorry. Well, yeah, you don't get drunk. You taste the flavor. You taste, you see the-

All right, so when you give me a Hennessy, then you see what happens from there. Oh, am I boring you that you're looking at your phone? He just looked at his phone. Being so disrespectful. What? What's the matter? I'm pressing you.

What the fuck's the matter? Something wrong? Why aren't you talking? What do you mean, why I'm not talking? You look at me like you want to kill me. Look how you're looking at me. He's not going to kill that pussy. He ain't killing shit. You don't have

nothing between them legs. You're built like a girl. I keep telling you this. My pussy is fatter than your dick. That's a fact. If you want to borrow a lip, you can have we were talking about it earlier today um so first of all yeah i got you i mean you just let that happen which is kind of embarrassing yeah on our podcast you just let that happen so all right so maybe you do got you do you have my

back you don't have your back i told you all right listen don't start. No, he has to tell you to have his back. He's not really your friend. He's not really your friend. Nobody truly loves you. You're right about that. But I feel like if he's tied up. You have plenty of chances. So many.

23, 25 immediate family members. You had all the. How many of the Terry's like you? I feel like we're all the same. Oh. No, I'm serious. I feel like we're all the same oh no i'm serious i feel like we're all the same why how because we all like we're ratchet we all like even the boys like they just they just don't have no filter we just came on my father nutsack we're all the same i guess so we all kind of look the same so just different shades i'm delighted i'm delighted so then you guys don't look the same, so just different shades. I'm the lightest. I'm the lightest. So then you guys don't look the same.

No, no, no. We don't look, we act the same. Like features. You are the lightest. How the fuck do you know? Ivory, ebony. You ain't even black.

You Lebanese. You don't even got bars. You corny. That was equally bad. Just, I know I can't rap. But if you gonna come at me, you gotta come at me a little bit harder cause all

21, 23 siblings of mine will jump your ass and you won't even see it coming how would you not see 23 Perry's Corbin it's so many different shades you won't even know I'm the lightest one what do you mean I'm the lightest one.

What do you mean? I'm the lightest one. I have a, I swear to God, it's a sibling in every fucking shade. So what sibling is the darkest? My oldest is the Nicole. Yeah. Yeah. Swear to God.

Can't see that bitch in the dark. All you see is teeth. Can't see anybody in the dark. That's why it's the meaning of dark. No, no, no, no. Lights out, like nothing on. Like all you see is teeth. Swear to God. Like Nikki, she's like, I the meaning of dark. No, no, no, no. Lights out, like nothing on. Like, oh, you see his teeth. Swear to God. Like, Nikki, she's like, I'm standing right here.

Like, bitch, smile. Then I know she's there. Swear to God. I knew she was there. You didn't know she was there. My father didn't even know she was there. That's why he stepped on the bitch when she was sleeping on the air bed on the floor. Step right on that bitch.

Her air bed pop bitch is on the floor. Yeah, her air bed pop bitch is sleeping on the floor. Step right on that black bitch. I'm bitch is on the floor yeah her airbag pop bitch is sleeping on the floor step right on that black bitch I'm picturing two different separate hypothetical scenes one is he stepping on her currently he's stepping on

an adult woman's body the next one is a little bit more morbid he is wearing Timbs maybe no he's wearing house slippers

and he steps on an infant damn an infant child she's the oldest was she a baby at the time? No, no, no, no. She was actually an adult.

Okay. She was actually an adult. A fully grown adult. Yeah, a fully grown adult. But like, was she wearing clothes? I feel like you. No, she was,

all the lights was off. She was naked on the ground. No, she wasn't naked. We were all in my grandmother's house. Fuck, I just stepped on my naked daughter. No, we were all in my grandmother's house.

What is she doing there? I was my new daughter. No, we were all in my grandmother's house. What is she doing there? That's my new daughter. She wasn't even fucking naked. What's this all over my tip? Oh, it's Nicole. You fucking asshole. I got Nicole all over my tip. Nah, he stepped on her and she cursed him out.

But like her airbag popped. But that's not because she's dark. No, it is. She was on the ground. Bro. I was right next to him. He didn't fucking step on me. That's just coincidence.

No, I ain't no coincidence. No. If it's dark. I wish you were there to see it. Like, the house is pitch black. But she's right next to me. If it's pitch black, then you can't see anybody. He saw me.

He said, Ebony, you laying right there? I seen him. I seen him. I sat the fuck up. He said, you good? And stepped on him. He said, oh, I didn't see you there, black ass. I was like, I told you. I sat the fuck up. He said, you good? And stepped on him. He said, oh, I didn't see you there, black ass. I was like, I told you.

No, I swear to God, that's what he said. I'm like. So it didn't like hurt him, like stepping on like a leg. No, it didn't hurt him. It was just like, bitch, you should have not been sleeping there. What about her? Did she like squeal or something? She was like, the fuck?

She started yelling. And I was laughing. I should have seen your black ass in the dark, bitch. You should have slept with a nightlight. That's what I said. So it was on her. Yeah, it was all on her. Shouldn't have been laying there.

Shouldn't have been laying there. First of all, you had the nerve to have, she was sleeping with like a black fucking, like a black, like a long shirt. Like you are black already. What the fuck are you doing? What is this podcast? What is this?

We're all over the place today. This is great. So you think you need a certain, like you need, it's a melanin level. Like you could sleep on the, so I could sleep on the place today. This is great. So you think you need a certain, like you need, it's a melanin level, like you could sleep on the, so I could sleep on the floor fine. I could definitely see you in a dart.

Yeah. Exactly. I'm just saying, you're axed and I'm telling you. I did. I did. All right. Let's wrap it up.

Ebony, thank you, Pat. Thank you. Ebony, always a pleasure. Thank you for coming in. Same time next week.

Same time tomorrow. Hope you're ready. Do you want us to bring Hennessy? I'll bring my own Hennessy. You said she was going to bring her own. No, I'm going to bring mine. If you want to buy her one, you can buy her one. One bottle will be enough for all seven of us. All seven of us? Yeah.

I'm not sharing with y'all y'all don't even drink hennessey you better bring your what are you talking about i don't drink a lot of butt fucking tomorrow oh fuck i want my gun holster oh yeah that's the only thing you're gonna be holding dildo and you better put a dildo on your pants so at least you look like you got something down there should he stuff for tomorrow you should stuff stuff stuff let her actually sit on your lap because her ass is going to cover your whole lap. And then you just put, you stuff that shit. I'm telling you.

Stuff it. Stuffing isn't as easy as it was in the 80s. I know because there's nothing there. It's going to just fall out. So you just have to figure it out. Put on some tighty whities. Stuff it. You know.

Does she have a fake ass? Well, is it considered fake if you're just transferring your own fat to your butt did she fly to santo domingo and buy her fake ass before i fuck it i would like to know she bought a fake ass she did that's sick all right kb i'm hoping you know what to do with it since you're talking a whole bunch certainly a pill to swallow I'm pretty sure his dick is going to disappear in that ass his dick is going to disappear in that ass logistically it will not work and that's not a me problem

alright thank you that's all that's your reply to what I'm going to say no you're just going to say like no that's a new untold story hey is that story old or told? What? No, baby! It's a new untold story. A new untold story. It's a fresh, big untold story.

A new untold story a new untold story