A New Untold Story - A New Untold Story: Ep. 279 - Innocent or Guilty? (ft. Brianna Chickenfry)

Episode Date: February 17, 2022

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Hey, A New Untold Story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad-free on Amazon Music. It's a fresh, big, untold story. A new, untold story. And, like, it just doodles. It has a pot leaf on there? It's doodling. Why is there a pot leaf on there it's doodling why is there a pot leaf on there it's a weed leaf oh yeah please tell me you're recording yeah oh well hand me that what are you drinking this isn't an ad okay so it has like a scruffy dog with a fez this is a gay drink this looks like it's made by lisa frank and gettys remember her baby photos this looks like a page from amelia bedelia it's uh 7.2 bubbly casablanca mojito wine cocktail vices

has like 12 different typefaces on there does it have weed in it no but it's 7.2 i don't get that stigma does this have you guys are like guys are pounding bud lights 3.2 3.2 percent you're like yeah this is masculine and i'm smashing 7.2? Not blah blah. 3.2%. You're like, yeah, this is masculine. And I'm smashing 7.2s. In many ways. That's my ceiling. Yeah. So, yeah.

That's wifey. Yeah. This might have weed in it. I don't know. The weed leaves are concerning. Pot leaves. Pot leaves. Pot leaves. The pot leaves.

No. What episode is this? 279. 279. So that's kind of a milestone. No, we don't do that. What? Every.

There's no such thing as numerical milestones. Why? Every single one is arbitrary. Oh, God. What about age? Birthdays? You just had a 29th. You made that a milestone. I did. I did. Alright. Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay. So there we go.

Today's episode brought to you by Manscaped. Kyle, what do you think about Manscaped? While I pull up this ad, why don't you just riff about it? I've been using it. I've been using it on my pubic hair for as long as I've had it which is sincerely you've never used it but i use it because you can no i can rhapsodize about the product for a long time no i don't think you could considering you don't have pubes this is this is it's funny that they would sponsor us you're you were actually hired to be every after picture for Manscaped. You are littered. They don't have to send us the product.

You are littered all over the r slash Ricketts page. You are the face of it. I'm nowhere to be found on r slash no pubes. Wait a minute. Is that a subreddit? Yes. Let's check it. Oh, yeah?

Is it? I don't know. Be careful what you wish for, baby boy. r slash no pubes um that well it would be a shame then if you were a plus yeah that would be a real shame if you were no um yeah fuck that can't be one is it i mean don't create it it's probably create it and fill it up with kyle good work boys on theetts. They did a great job. We've gotten in trouble because our ads have been like three seconds. Oh, we're doing Manscaped. We did a Cuts clothing ad.

We were like, Cuts clothing, and that was the end of the ad. We actually got an email. They were like, you just said Cuts clothing. We said, yeah. That's like the same as a company putting their logo on a NHL rink. I don't think so. Brevity is the essence of wit no whoa you're right all right manscaped the lawnmower 4.0 skin safe technology 20 off

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A medley of scents is actually appeasing. I mean, every scent is a medley of things. So why not add more? A medley of two different. What's a double medley? Hmm. Yeah. I don't think it's ever been done. Test's a double medley? Hmm. Yeah. I don't think it's ever been done.

Test it out, fellas. Fellas. Yeah. Go ahead and wash yourself with two different body washes. Let us know how it goes. I just want to tell you something I saw on my way into work today. It was a father and a son walking. This is very true.

Father and a son walking down the sidewalk in front of me as I'm bringing my clothes to the cleaner. And the son accidentally steps in this gigantic pile of dog shit and the dad screamed at this kid for stepping in shit for so long and it reminded me of something my dad would do i think i would do the same really if you if your son accidentally stepped in shit you said it was a big pile yes so yeah like yeah, like don't do that. It's like falling in a hole. That's holes are meant. If nobody fell in holes, holes wouldn't. It's like a tree falling in the woods. I hate that clumsy type of person.

Like you, you can see it. You're anti-klutz. I am. Why? Klutzes make the world go round. I think it's repulsive. You think it's when women. Yeah.

Women klutzes. Women klutzes. Yeah. You think it's... When women... Yeah, women clutses... Women clutses, yeah. You might as well just be fat. Because I'm not... Now, what about a ditz? A ditzy girl. A little bit different, but still no. No. No, I don't need them.

The bar is high for us. Yeah, it really is. Nice bill. What? Nice bill. Yeah, it's one of my longer ones. I know I'm going to get shit for wearing... Yeah, it really is. Nice bill. What? Nice bill. Yeah, it's one of my longer ones. I know I'm going to get shit for wearing, what is it, stunts?

Are those Nike stunts? What are they? What do you mean? You strode into work wearing the fucking heels. Lifts. Why'd you call them stunts? I was thinking stilts. Stunts. Yeah, I bought lifts

It's not like some type of fish The first time you ever put me on The universe didn't allow it Because I meant to order Tinted moisturizer and they sent me lifts So they were like Nick you don't need Tinted moisturizer give this to your boy You put him on

So I gave you lifts And I have them I'm gonna wear them Don't act like it's something like oh I wouldn't have fucked him if he if i knew he was wearing lifts it's the same as a girl wearing makeup which i am also doing with the fucking tinted moisturizer you've you've gone downhill maybe what if like you're you're making out with a girl eye to eye all night and then you get undressed and you're just staring at her chest? Yeah.

Like, are you worried about her seeing the lifts? It's not that dramatic of a difference. Then why even wear them? Because it's just a little boot. It's like a personal thing. Oh, I didn't know. I thought you were an inch taller. I wouldn't have fucked you.

You're going to fly through the guardrails and fucking the exterminator in Kennywood. Lying about your height. Yeah. I also have a little tiny bone to pick with you. We were driving on our way to the Super Bowl. Not going by any means, but standing 500 yards away. And I was like, yo, listen to this song. And I put you onto a song

and then I like look out the window and then I look at my phone and you have an Instagram story. Yeah. Post a screenshot of the song that I told you to play. So you're not going to like what I'm about to say. Social experiment because there's been a long debate of who is the put on Prince. Let me put on one of nick's just to

see how bullshit without a bias to see what people reacted it was unanimously tell me negative tell me did you save the song but i was i was coming i was going to bat yeah i like the song other people didn't everyone else didn't nobody likes chunk no captain chunk but i do yeah it was all bad i love french i was going to bat for you so I was like this song fucking sucks and I just like sent him a paragraph

why do you keep doing this I don't care like this can't be it's cathartic no it cannot be good for your mental health and I know I'm opening the door because more people

are doing it and doing it but it's the same story I might try it try it boys it's cathartic because I have plenty to choose from it's usually the same it goes the same one of I might try it. Try it, boys. It's cathartic because- I have plenty to choose from. It's usually the same. It goes the same one of two ways.

They say the meanest thing in the world. Then you reply back, mean, equally mean, if not way meaner. And then they're like, chill, dude. I'm a big fan of the yak. I watch every episode. Some dude tried to come at me. I don't know what- i used every tense possible there this guy tried to come at me because we posted that man on the street video and i was in like that mesh top and this dude said looking like a whale lord which is a whale

pokemon but it doesn't even crack the top 25 when it comes to weight it's actually quite buoyant it's probably not even in the top 40 of weight which is pretty that was that's not sorry and so it was a natural yawn so i i think i could clap back with that probably right he's one of the few men in your life willing to talk Pokemon with you. He's probably he tried. He tried to bond. I'm really starting to use this more and more. And the thing is, like, I have knowledge of other things, too.

I have I'm a I have pretty decent football knowledge, but that would advance my career. Let's not do that. Yeah. You all you're very knowledgeable of football. Yeah. There would be no downside to like showcasing that. Zero. Zero.

Zero. Uh-huh. It would help. It would only help you. I would get paid a lot more than you. Yeah. Yeah. I love people.

They were like, I can't, people were like surprised that we were able, able to do that video. Yeah. They were shocked. I think people lump you in with the same afflictions and limitations i have i'm not even close what is like your like why wouldn't you be able to do that you are a you are like very uh pleasant to be around well spoken and worldly um so what are they like why didn't they think you could do that? I have four varsity letters.

You do? Okay. Sure. Okay. What do you have? You have four, at least four, LGBTQ letters. Which ones am I rocking with? I don't know. It depends on the day, what you're wearing, how you groomed, how you styled.

What do I have today? You guys are a bearded woman and a stilted man. I mean, you know, like, you're wearing how you groomed how you styled what do i have today you guys are a bearded woman and you get i mean you know like you're you're l a lot g permanently uh b that that goes hand in hand i think with l and g with g yeah okay um t sometimes and how how am my tea oh you're mostly tea oh actually you're not that's your lowest trait um so yeah it's a spectrum yeah tea is a for sure for sure this girl i know from college uh dm me was like let me just pull it up oh jesus why have you been so active in the dms this can't be good for your mental well-being. She was just like, she.

You've had a serious decline of mental well-being. Yes, I did. She sent me the link, like the Barstool video of us. Of us. And she said, did you see you made Barstool, LOL? What? And what did you say? And I said, yeah, LOL.

Didn't think that would ever happen. And she said, same, ha, ha, ha. And I said, ha, ha, been a while. Hope you're doing well. She said, yep, in X and doing X. And then she said, you still living in Youngstown? And I said, moved to NYC a few years ago, actually. And she just hearted it.

NYC is in my bio. Barstool's in my bio yeah barstool's in my bio she didn't even like begin to think that i work for the company not at all i just made the page not at all loyal enough to put it in your bio that's like those people when you make it to like a meme account that has like 4 000 followers and they're just like dude you made it it's always thank you no yeah but congrats like honestly though us making it on the main page is a feat yeah i was being serious i didn't think that would ever happen yeah you're being genuine speaking of girls from your college and your dms you've been playing this close to the chest joke um you the girl that sent you the titties. We have a big update.

Really? We're going to make it continue. You have told us nothing. So rundown on my birthday, this girl from college, I had a quasi crush on that was someone. What's a quasi crush? Is that you crushing on a girl with a hunchback?

She had good posture. Seemingly, but not really. So you were physically attracted to her? But it wasn't like... You're 30. Don't you think it's weird to talk about crushes? True. Okay.

And you're... Okay. Okay, playboy. Bye, OG. Okay. So your birthday, you got a pair of really good olive titties sent to you. Not olive size, but skin tone. Hi, Michael Murray.

Yes. So, she wished me a happy birthday and then sent me unsolicited tits, which EVOODDs? Which ostensibly were hers, but I don't know for sure. But do you think they-

But I quickly deduced that it was a man and not her at all. And we talked about it and then it just died down. You accidentally FaceTimed, you called. This person was like, yeah, I think that night, like I got a 2 a.m. DM or mess text that said you up. And that was the end of it. Okay. I was like, was the end of it. Okay. I was like, I'm uncomfortable by this.

I don't want to like bring it up to her. Cause I don't want to like be like, Hey yo, like some guys sending me your tits. You're not even sure they're her tits. Exactly. Um, so I just let it go.

And today I woke up and I was like, holy shit, I forgot about that. So I DM her and told her that. What did she say? What did she say? What did she say? How many, wait, you're scrolling through a lot of DMs if that's this morning. A lot of DMs, yeah.

Oh, no. It's bad. It's all bad. It's all fights. Have you won one yet? No. Are you going to go into it? I think I won a couple.

What would you say your record is now? Yeah. What would you say your record is now? Yeah, probably like, I probably have like six wins. And? Double digits. Double digit loss. Not triple, not triple. Oh, like close to triple? I don't know.

70 losses? Jeez, what did she say? Okay, what did I say? Jesus. Oh, no, no, I'm just going. okay what did i say jesus oh no no i'm just going okay are you edging right now what are you doing okay i said are you familiar with the person texting me pretending to be are you familiar with the person who was texting me pretending to be you a couple weeks ago she said what lol not at all i said lol sent her the

screenshot of the tits were cropped she didn't crop the tits yeah just the first message and then we bonded over how ridiculous we both think it would be if she actually texted me on my birthday wait who brought it up who brought that up she'll be like yeah i would never text you that should have been the dead giveaway so i figured like she i texted her the number including i figured like oh she would enter her phone and see who it is no and then she was like what the fuck lol first of all i would never text like that and i was like yeah i fucking know it's not your style and then she said like no moan like moan face wait let me see that's not moan fate that's not moan face that's not that's just that's a that's a grunt or a shrug this is the

embarrassing part i keep doing this when you select a picture on instagram i accidentally clicked multiple so i sent her the text. Guess what other text, guess what other picture I sent her on accident. He's had a screenshot of his wordle victory. New York Times crossword victory. The Tuesday one I completed

in 26 minutes. Oh, no. A Tuesday. You know she didn't think I did that actually on accident. She thought you were bragging about doing the Tuesday one. I said, ignore the second one anyway. What did she say? She was like, that's so weird and creepy.

I have no idea who that number is. I put it in my phone and it doesn't come up. I just called it on a blocked number and some guy answered i'm so confused i don't even remember that story but apparently it did happen the one about me but the cigarette getting kicked out of the bar sure i just texted my friend um and it did happen maybe it's one of your friends with um i have no idea but it's very creepy i used my investigation skills and add the number to my contacts and look for their Snapchat. And I don't know who the fuck this is. It's this fucking fatso.

It is a fatso. It's a creep. So I text him or that person today. Let me get to it. Wait. You said your crossword, though. I did, yeah. That's the most embarrassing thing you could have said well 26 minutes is not a bad time not a bad time at all like that's that's like uh

tuesdays on monday should be 14 minutes tuesdays are fucking a bitch yeah they are um they sure are she acknowledged that maybe you should like... So I texted that number. Ask her about the times, though. She'll be like, that's a pretty impressive crossword. I will bring that up. Is the conversation done with her? No, we continue to talk about it. Does she follow you? Yes.

Okay. We've DM'd before that. That's why I was scrolling. About what? Just little things. Like what little thing? What little things? You ever talk about big things?

I don't know. Roosevelt would like that. Yeah. So I texted this. I'm like pissed. Because I don't like the idea that some... You've been just pissed constantly. I don't like the idea that some guy just got away with doing that.

Okay. And I don't like the way that like did that to her. Okay. Like spread her maybe nudes. Deep down you still think they're hers,'t you i think it might be um are you going to i said are you going to reveal yourself and he said reveal what who is this whoa and i said i can always post your number publicly to try to find out he said what is going on who is this i don't i don't understand what i'm revealing i sent him the screenshot of what his number texted me and then he called me and i instinctively pressed

screen record and we had a three-minute conversation this guy was on the verge of tears he was shaken up but he was confused why he was like it sounded like he had no idea how that happened or what happened he was like freaking out panic mode what did he say like he kept going on it was so funny were you wait what were you i was like playing like weird investigative like like how interrogation detective okay he calls i thought it was being recorded and we were going to play it on the podcast. So I was really freaking him out, creeping him out in the process. And you forgot to turn your microphone on, right?

The microphone wasn't on. So you just have a... So I was like, fuck. Yeah, that's what you were like. Then I called him back. That time I forgot to turn the screen record on. I accidentally turned it off. So I didn't get any of the combo.

Why don't you just call him right now? So I did, and I did again, and he was panicking. He was so confused. I legitimately think it wasn't him. But how did that happen then? Yeah, I don't know. At the end, he was like, wait, is this Curtis? And I pretended to say yes.

You mean you just said yes. Yeah, i did but i was kidding you pretended to say yes your mouth made i don't know he was like he was visibly shaken up and he was like at work he was like i just dude i had to fucking tell my boss i had to go take a call what the hell and he kept saying like i don't know who you are what the fuck is going on i'm so confused uh if you didn't know who you were he wouldn't stay on the phone yeah i don't think so what do you guys think he's playing dumb you think he's playing dumb i was like did you lose your phone did someone text uh me from there did you say who you were found his phone found your exactly and i was like is there like technology that allows someone to text someone from a different number i don't think so you can call

from a different number but i don't know text that seems like it would be so and then he he now he's like to keep sex me who is this who is this so i can call him again call him up is this illegal? We'll call him next episode. Wait. Why would it be illegal? I don't know. As long as nothing personal is revealed, it's just an anonymous conversation with an anonymous man.

Ring him up. We'll ring him up. Just be like, hey, just act like you're his friend. Fuck with him a little more. I'm in deep with this guy. Yo, it's Curtis. I think I'm mad. And this girl wants to press charges, I told him.

Jesus God. That's a fun little wrinkle. Yeah, you didn't tell us that. Do you know his name? No. Say you're filling out some paperwork. You need to... Your call has been forward to... That rang a couple times, too.

It did. That wasn't fake. He looked at that number. He saw. Are you texting him? He said, fuck, that's KB. What are you saying? This is going to backfire on you because it's not going to be him

and he's going to tweet out, does anybody know this number? Yeah. I'll say, call me when you can. Very important. Oh, Jesus, uh i'll say call me when you can very important oh jesus dude let's call me when you can or call me asap yeah that's better yeah that's way better are you doing all caps on asap um no they did like a cat i don't want it to like come across as like urgent well it's an acronym so you should do all caps now has anybody else been texting you from la because you gave out your number a lot.

Oh, yeah. Many. The lean kid is still texting me. What's he saying? He just, like, texts me, like, live things he hears on the act in response to what we said. Okay. He's a cool guy. Yeah, he's cool.

He was always shivering. Do you notice that? He's cold as hell, yeah. If he was here in L.A., it was like 90. He was a cold guy. I wouldn't blame him. Have you expensed your clothes yet? No.

You're not going to, are you? I quite literally need to. It's $2,400 worth of clothing. Oh, dude. And you didn't bring like any of it back. I left a lot. I brought the cool stuff. Has your mom talked to you since then?

Yeah. Oh, boy. She must have. I know she she's been listening she told me she would quit because she said i have a bone to pick with you and that's what we've been saying all week oh yeah well that's just a pretty common saying are you sure that was your giveaway or is there something else what's the bone she has i'm not brit no we're not talking about this she's not listening anymore she is she owns me yeah is she ruining your life like that ed like there's oh man the ed what who's that the guy we talked about in the yak if i got into like a uh a chapter's worth of an argument with what other arguments arguments have you been getting into? A lot.

I simmered down. I just realized now it's just guys who want me to respond. Yeah. I don't think they actually mean it, but they're... Well, they're taking personal digs, which takes something more than a surface level joke. What kind of personal dig? A lot.

Like what? You wouldn't understand perfect yeah you really wouldn't dude everyone likes you that's not true at all but the funny thing is it makes us hate you yeah exactly it's like the only i'm getting i'm getting destroyed for like the my salary now oh yeah i said you made 80k and then people what do they first of all it's not true because we lie about everything but it's not that's too false right it's a fine salary yeah but they're like destroying you what do they think i i don't know people are very weird about that people have come up to me or dm to me shitting on for that. And it's like, I think they just want to justify why it's better they're doing what they're doing.

Do they want us to make more? Because if so, thank you. All of our fans. No, they want to be like, oh, I'm better off making more at my shitty job. They have this superiority complex where they're fine enjoying our content as long as they have something up on us. Okay. You've been anti-fan. No, I'm not. I'm the ones who are talking shit on us. Okay. You've been anti-fan. No, I'm not.

I'm the ones who are talking shit on me. But there's no in-between. You just can't let things go. That's not a fan, too. You're friends with the person. I don't understand that. They always say this very... They harass and then they...

They're like, chill out, dude, when I come back hard. Do you have an example? I did. Are you getting a call right now? Oh, shit. Oh, this is innocent. My man.

Who is this? I told you already. Did you figure anything out? I don't know what I had to figure out, no. But we're on the same page, right? Yes, I guess someone was texting with my number. I don't know how the fuck they did that. But you understand that that technology doesn't exist yet.

Maybe in Singapore or Tokyo, but not in America. I don't know what you, what do you mean? Like, I understand what you're saying. You understand. Someone texts it from this number, but I don't understand, like, then I guess the technology doesn't, like, I, dude, I have no idea who you are or what is going on. The first text message I ever received from this number or anything was today when you said something about revealing myself. I have no idea what that means.

And I'm going to be honest with you. I am not going to publicly release your number. I don't know what that means either. The only thing I want is a confession. A confession of what? Me and the young lady. the only thing I want is a confession. A confession of what? Me and the young lady. That's all we want is a confession. I don't, I don't, I'm not confessing to anything.

I don't know what. You know, it boils down to the breasts that you sent. The fact that it was a nude photo. Brother, I didn't send anything and I don't know what you're talking about. But you know I received it from your number, which is hard to disprove, legally or casually. I do not know what you're talking about. Innocent or guilty. It's just hard for me to accept that.

Accept what? That somebody somehow texted me from your phone number. I am bewildered because I have no fucking idea what you're talking about. And frankly, like, I have a feeling that this is one of my friends fucking with me, and I don't appreciate it. If it's one of your boys? Yes. Who is this?

I don't know. I can't do this. Can't do what? It's stressful. Yeah, well, who do you think I am? I just got a fucking random text message and some dude just called me and said that there's no charges.

There's no charges. The girl just wants to know who it was. I have no idea who the girl is or who you are. Do you understand where I'm coming from? You might know who've got a all right sorry but no no i'm not i'm not i'm not sorry i just this is it's it's over no one's going to get home nothing bad is going to happen to anyone that sounded bad yeah i'm sorry yeah no no i

there's just it's just curiosity let's all work as a trio to get to the the bottom of it well there's three of us oh yeah yeah okay okay i i get it yeah it's over i'm i don't want to say i'm sorry all right don't worry about anything. So this is definitely like you're with people. You're fucking with people. Who the fuck is this? Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Okay. Why do I feel like I'm going to be charged? All right, there's going to be charges. Yeah, yeah. There's going to be charges. I don't know if we can use that. We're the bad guys now. We're the bad guys.

But how? I don't know, though. He sounded guilty at first. He sounded so. We're the bad guys. But how? I don't know, though. He sounded guilty at first. He sounded so guilty at first. And then he got good at acting and he sounded innocent. And then he never even bothered to do this whole charade until I said, like, I can post your number publicly to find out. And then that's when he called me and started freaking out.

I started to feel bad for him. He's probably freaking out because he thought i was going to release his number he's calling me again don't just don't do we don't this now let me now i'm conflicted because i don't want this if it if he is innocent he's panicking and i feel bad just but he just pick up just text him if it wasn't you nothing will happen to you if it was nothing fucking yeah just. That's still fucking, yeah. I don't know how this happened, but I'm sorry that I thought it was you.

Now I need to know. You're just embarrassed because you thought you got titties. No, I'm not. Do we have the tech? Do we have the tech? Is the tech out there? I'm not mad at the guy if it is. Where's that guy, Andrew?

Send text from different number. Can we get a popular app? Can you pick the number? That would be very harmful if that was an app. Yeah, you're right. It called me again. What's your voicemail? It's automated.

Can we pause the podcast and get a girl in for like a... I need another opinion. Yeah. Pick up and tell them not to worry. We're not fucking with you, but I found an app where you could send from a different number i don't know why they choose yours don't do speaker i don't want to hear it

okay oh gee i'm i'm with i'm with my friends dude we i'm we found that there is an app that you can text from a different number. Maybe that's the case. This is Kyle. Exactly. I don't know you. You don't know me, but somebody was texting me from your number. Nothing is going to happen.

We just wanted to know who it was. Just, like, tell the girls freaking just like tell her the girl's freaking out what? tell her the girl's freaking out the girl was freaking out and she wanted to know I was just trying to calm her down and it happened to be your number which

okay don't worry nothing is going to happen we were just trying to get to the bottom of it I don't think it was you I know it wasn't you I just need she just keeps pestering me okay all right sorry have a good one Keeps pestering me. Okay.

All right. Sorry. Have a good one. I don't buy it. He's freaking out. Dude, I don't buy it either. You don't buy it either? How do you believe men?

I've never heard of one instance of that ever happening to somebody. If it was a thing that people could do, then every so many people would be running around. I think we're being gas lit. I think we are too. On a presidential level. Shit. It's about to be a true crime pod for the next couple of weeks. Can we get a girl in here to see?

Yeah, I'll grab some. I don't know what route to take. Oh, boy. I went back to the Ricketts sub. Very cool. Bree. No, no, no, no, no. We just need you.

Okay. Oh, wait. no, no. We just need you. Okay. Oh, wait. Yeah. We just need a girl's perspective. We need a girl's perspective. I don't even care if it's recorded. I just kind of just want to know. I think it's real.

You want me to give the abridged? Did you get some other people? Why do you want such an audience? I just want to know what the... I feel like I'm going crazy. On Kyle's birthday, he got a text from a girl from college that he used to have a quasi crush on.

Okay. Way out of his league. Okay. Like way, way far out of his league happy birthday kyle completely unfathomable we were both in williamsport have you like did you ever do anything with this girl never no it was there was tension there was tension no i that's what i said everybody had a crush on her okay she was one of them it doesn't matter this was 10 dark olive skin 10 9 8 years flat tummy okay doesn't on my birthday this year.

She texts me happy birthday, a long message. Then her, uh, new tits unsolicited. And then I quickly realized that it wasn't awesome. Tits. Great tits.

Yeah. Not even that good of tits. No, they're. You went LA. Are you, you showed it to all your boys. It doesn't fucking matter.

I, because I quickly realized it wasn't her. her and it was it was a dude fucking with me oh okay it was very obvious by the texts okay i just let it go and then today i was like i want to get to the bottom of this so i finally tell the girl hey are you familiar with some guy impersonating you texting me? She had no idea. Okay. You sound shaken up. Yeah, you do. Because you got gut. I don't know if I got gut.

When you read the message, did you really think like, holy shit, this is from her? Not trembling. Yeah. And he was so excited. I said, yeah. I said. Did you respond? I said, been waiting for this for 10 years.

Oh, God. But it was like half ironic. So five years. But you really thought it was real at first i was like yeah shit she's dm me before responded in that split second did you see everything with her does doesn't matter because she says i have no idea what that whose number that is okay i don't know what the fuck that was. Did the titties look like they could belong to her? Like, maybe it's her news?

Very much so. So someone's blackmailing her. Maybe. So I'm like, who the fuck is this guy? So I finally reach out to him. I said, reveal yourself. He said, he's acting like, what the fuck? Who is this?

Like, it never happened. Like, it never happened. He said, reveal what? Can I see? I said, are you going to really reveal yourself? No, no. Because if it is her, then you don't want her knowing. There's no chance it's her.

Her titties? Yes. Oh, okay. And I said, I can always post your number publicly to try to find out. And he said, what is going on? Who is this? I don't understand what I'm revealing. And I sent him the screenshot with the, the well the nipples are cropped out but you can tell they're

bare breasts and then he calls me and this guy is freaking out you just he called me like three times okay he's freaking out he's like i have no idea who you are what that is that never happened i don't like you're freaking me out i'm at work what the fuck is going on like i'm the crazy one and do you have any idea who that person is did he say who he was no so you have no relation to him no don't know who he is he's playing like that never happened but he called and put him on speaker and the dude was had horror in his voice i sent him it was his number. He even admitted it. It was like, that was my number that texted you, but I have no idea how that happened.

Do you buy it? This dude's voice made me feel bad. Do you think there's a way for someone to text from a different number? Okay. Well, there's that whole thing where two numbers can call each other, which seems pretty fucking crazy. Yeah, but that's known. This is a different, a whole different ballgame.

I mean, that seems like clearly like one of the sex bots hacked his phone. No, but they were saying, they were telling me personal stuff, like stories that happened between me and this girl in college. Okay, then don't buy it. Exactly.

Because if it was like an automated message and then like- No, it was far from automated. It was very much happy birthday. It was very personalized to me. Kyle. Yes. With with specific instances at Kent State.

He said he sounded innocent. I'll give him that. He sounded so scared. I took his phone and did it. Right. You would know he would know then on a Tuesday, on a Tuesday morning, one of his Wednesday morning, one of his boys like stole his phone

and like texted me for he continued to text me throughout the day and into the night including like oh you kept it going no I knew it was fake I was just kept asking

who you were 90% sure it was fake if there is text to text from a fake number I don't think you get to have that number all day no

it's probably like you get to send a text like he would be getting those like I just don't understand and he didn have that number all day. No. It's probably like you get to send a text. Like he would be getting those. Like, I just don't understand. And he didn't express paranoia until I mentioned that I could release his number publicly. Oh, okay. So when you first said it, he wasn't that scared? Wasn't that horrible?

He never. He was just like, who is this? I flipped again. I think he's lying. Yeah. I think he's 100% lying. But he's fucking good at it. He's really, really fucking good at it.

He has to be lying. Yeah. That doesn't make any sense. Dude, Barswell needs to hire this guy. Yeah. I mean, are you going to leak the number? No. Why not?

I felt pity. I did, but he's like, I... So he's a good actor. He's fucking with you. Maybe. And he has to know exactly who you are. But how would he know those specific stories between you and the girl? Exactly.

This was... So this has to be someone the girl is close with. There may have been more people there. Does the area code match up? Oh, good question. It is in the vicinity of her. This is fishy. Yeah.

I don't know if you'd be able to request a zip code. Like, that's all pretty convenient. There would be so many lives ruined if you could say I was thinking that that is the technology doesn't exist yeah you would be able to just snap well like the specifics make it even crazier that he's clearly

lying when you call him and he says it wasn't him the specifics are crazy right so he's fucking with you you were on this you thought he wasn't lying you think i i was sold 100 i was like apologize to this guy it was that bad he sounded he sounded that horrified and like confused but not until you said you would leak his number he didn't call me until after that i says he texts you anymore um what are the terms that you've left on?

He, um, he said, well, you might need a full jury. I called him on the podcast and then he called me twice. Didn't, I didn't answer. We were talking about something important. And then he said, now you're on, you aren't going to pick up. I literally have no idea who this is or what you are talking about. Then I hear people laughing in the background. Boys, you gotta, can't be doing that.

Yeah, you can't. Well, you asked us in the beginning of the phone call, guilty or innocent. We said guilty, guilty. And then it became clear that he was innocent. But now I'm back on guilty. We're on guilty. I'm very much guilty. His voice, man.

His fucking voice. Was that the voice of a man afraid to be exposed by an internet star? You need to FaceTime him. You need to see his pops when you do this. But then the girl, she put his number, saved it as a contact to look at his Snapchat. Yeah. And his avatar looks like that of a creep. It does.

Also, he had the tone of terror, but no trembles. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You need to see his facial reaction to it. It was, yeah. And the girl checked the number, didn't know whose number it was? It was guilt, not shame. Or the opposite. Okay, so I'm going guilty.

I'm going guilty. Okay, just needed that. Yeah. Okay. I don't know if I can do it. To the bottom of this. Appreciate it. Thank you.

Thank you, Brie. Huh. Can you grab a still of her for the thumbnail? Yeah, yeah. Please you, Brie. Huh. Can you grab a still of her for the thumbnail? Yeah. Yeah. Please, God. That's the thing. Like whenever I get titty pics, they're not even pics.

They're like the girls FaceTime me and they're like, hey, Nicholas Terranium about my titties. And I'll say I'll say proceed or not. Mm hmm. They dump. They dump those big things out. They come pouring out. this terrain i'm about to show you my titties and i'll say i'll say proceed or not they dump they dump those big things out they come pouring out for you yeah they just they just come shooting out and greyhounds you boys ever use soup ladles in bed what what is the greyhound well you said greyhound yeah like shooting out of Yeah, like shooting at a race. What? That's how fast those puppies are coming out.

The tits? You compare them to greyhounds shooting into a field race. On a track. Yeah, chasing a fake rabbit. Just like that. Speed is an asexual characteristic defined in titties. The speed at which the titties are revealed. God, every day I realize more and more that I'm an asexual. Yeah.

Because I love... Oh, his girls'exual because I love... My favorite part about titties is how fast they come out of this shirt. I was going to see how fast these titties were. I could tell you were trying to be funny. I was trying to yuck it up with the boys. That was like the 40-year-old virgin Michael Scott.

In the same vein as Bags of Sand. There was a hot girl in LA and she walked past and everybody was like, yo, yo, yo. We were tapping each other and I was like, dude, in LA and she walked past and everybody was like yo yo yo and we were tapping each other and I was like dude look how symmetrical she is and I was just I think it was like a more sophisticated

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free of charge why do i need why is it sad that i'm not good at basketball i don't start this as soon as i started to like trying to defend myself way worse. No, I get that there's some joy that would come in being good at a hobby, but why do I need to be good at basketball? You don't. Would it make me funnier? I like when people make fun of our basketball lack of ability. I don't.

It's pathetic. No, I think it's funny. Just joke about it. What I don't get are the people who get angry that we're bad. These guys get paid to talk about sports. Like that type of shit. And like, yeah, we have more time to. I'm pissed.

I was genuinely embarrassed from that video. I also bought a posture corrector because I've been walking with my neck forward. Did you buy one? It's so hard, though. It's so hard. I'm so used to slouching and looking at my phone. We're in our slump era, for sure. Like, I just, everything I'm doing is, I think I'm depressed.

Not that man on the street. That was fucking hilarious. No, I appreciate that. But the thing is, is like it was so easy and like we just could have been mic stands like yeah but yeah we could have been on autopilot our initial goal was you guys weren't you were good what we were talking about on the car ride over is okay we were planning on people being excited but what we wanted to do was find like five or six people that were indifferent yeah Yeah. And when this was like,

we were going to go to like Santa Monica. Yeah. Let's, let's get like, let's find casual fans who like don't know much about the Rams or football in general. And it'd be funny if like they weren't that excited or knowledgeable. Right.

But then we got a call from higher up in production and they said, we think you, it would be a waste if you didn't go to the stadium. Cause it's a, uh, we, the direct quote was their row're rowdy over here um so we're like i was like fuck like i don't know if we do well with actual rabid we would be really bad with that because we wouldn't be able to match that no energy whatsoever we went over there hoping to find like four or five in different fans and it was what the cut what the final cut

was was the first 10 people we saw nobody gave a single fuck it was the most unbelievable thing there was not one person it was every single person in that parking lot did at most was like so first of all it's in the middle of Compton it's on like Crenshaw

Boulevard like I didn't know that yes we were just in the middle of Compton. It was very apparent going in. And then it's just like a strip mall, a Target and something else, like a Chipotle, and then the stadium. And there was so much parking. You

wouldn't know there was a football game until you got to the stadium. It was the worst energy ever. It looked like um like i'm sure it's like a vague if like a if i would have gone to that stadium and looked at the outside i would have guessed there was like a super cross rally like that's the the the amount of people and the energy there it looked like a like a concert or event happened the day prior and this was just like the people who didn't like leave yet or the sunday of festival. Yeah. Yeah. The Sunday of like a,

a low level local festival. Yes. It was the most astounding thing. And like some of the people we came up, like we couldn't, they were wearing Rams gear, head to toe and they weren't like drinking or partying. Nobody was like,

they were just standing idly. The COVID-19 Jersey guy was drunk, but he wasn't a fan. He just. The COVID-19 jersey guy was drunk, but he wasn't a fan. He's had a COVID-19 jersey. And he spoke surfer lingo, which I didn't expect. He did. Which caught me off guard. People are like pissed off about that, though.

Like, I don't care. Like, that's on the Rams organization. Yeah. Like, what do you expect? Like, when a team comes to your city, you can't just become passionate over the flip of a switch. The Rams were there for a long time before they went to St. Louis.

Yeah. They just have no fan base. They have no fan. None. Well, LA just doesn't care about football. Yeah. And I know that's been said on every other sport,

but it's true. It's very, I mean, also they said on every other sport. It's true. I mean, also they said it was a Lakers town. We went to the Lakers-Bucks game and not much. We went to a bar after it was empty. It sold out. It did sell out like on a Tuesday.

The Rams games, they get regular season, they get good numbers, right? No. Oh, they don't. No. Not really. well the rams the rams games they get like regular season they get good numbers right no oh they don't no not really like it's more of like a i don't know it's like a five billion dollar stadium it's cool to go to but i don't think i don't know i don't know enough to say but that was jarring la as a whole really not for me um we all like to walk couldn't walk couldn't walk anywhere we We had Uber everywhere. I felt,

I feel like I'm ugly in New York, but LA. Ooh. Woof. Nick's gross. People were like staring at me. Yeah. They're hot.

They know. Yeah. They assumed you're famous because you're not pretty enough to like the other thing else. Which is like, yeah, it was like a perk.

Yeah, it was just like you were, you're ugly enough to get really hot girls we all were but we all did it's kind of yeah like a horseshoe theory yeah like you're ugly enough like they just assume you're a superstar they assume that's the only way you're in the crew with that really skinny pale white kid yeah what the fuck's that kid's name the kid that always yeah i know you're talking about. It was me.

No. I don't know. Would I go back? No. Do I want to go back? No. That's that. I don't think I... No.

Also, I don't know. I've been having realizations lately. I don't think I'm passionate about anything. Jesus, this is depressing. At least I'm like showing fervor. What's fervor. What's fervor? Zell.

I'm like defending myself and my compadres. You have been. Yeah, like a warrior. Dude, I went to the Long Neck. Oh, Long Neck. Yeah, exactly. He impregnated a woman.

Did you see the mod of the Ricketts subreddit? Sticky to post. And he was like, Hello, Ricketts subscribers and visitors. As you may imagine, this subreddit is filled with... I couldn't say the words. I had to switch it with filled. And undiated

in an undated and what is it inundated what does that mean it means filled riddled with well meaning but misplaced posts from people asking how they can help their friend who is currently in the hospital have a better stay or what kind of present they can get their favorite podcaster with rickets to cheer up around the holidays these are all things that those of us have ascribed here can certainly provide insight to but becomes tedious when we were asked to do this 14 times a week as such is this guy not part of our the mod is an actual yeah and i feel kind of bad as such this will serve as a sticky mega thread for anyone to drop their ideas tips and so we have our own sticky thread. And then they started a frequently asked questions. Just one question.

What is Ricketts? It's this big heartfelt post, sticky to the top. And I think they're like upset with us. And the frequently asked question is, what is Ricketts? Ricketts is a condition that results in ouch, dang. Yeah. I still don't know what it is i've recently received a debilitating rickets diagnosis thought all hope was lost i turned to my friend let's call him rick who's

battled rickets his entire pathetic life he suggested twice daily kratom usage to help with the pain rick also suggested repping 80 on the incline bench not to failure in order to increase his strength not to fail uh i've been getting bouts of uncontrollable anger from time to time but it's just the creatum but my other friend let's call him jb always says anger is a true sign of happiness yeah i'm pretty transparent they got me down pat somebody just covered uh somebody just redid the lyrics for it's called ain't no rest for the rickets i caged the elephant doesn't even rhyme oh my god uh so what's our new subreddit we're taking over

no nope r slash no p r slash better not be any part of that that's not even made yet is it so that can actually be that's vaguely pedophilic overtly pedophilic no it's not sometimes adult men just don't grow pubes ever that is true is it one in three i think it is one in three men will never get pubes. It's less than that. One in two? No, it's a less probable, smaller probable. I don't, I fucking have them.

You can, there's proof. What's wrong with them then? Are you glad you got out of LA? Because you were, at the end end I think we all know you were starting to actually lose it in every way I was was it LA or was it just a mental break that was timed up with being in LA

I walked into your hotel room to drop you off football shorts, pants and it smelled like the inside of a bell pepper. If a bell pepper had a child

with a butthole, that's what your room smelled like. It was, yeah, it smelled bad. How? They didn't have like maid service,

so no, it was like just accumulating like dirty clothes. Yeah. Old food. Yeah. They didn't have like maid service So no it was like Just accumulating like Dirty clothes Yeah Old food Yeah Oh wow Empty bottles of

Drinks You're just describing garbage Empty bottles of Kratom Garbage yeah Did you do Kratom that week? No What no baby Did you want to tell a story? No. I knew I told you.