A New Untold Story - A New Untold Story: Ep. 288 - EMERGENCY PODCAST

Episode Date: April 22, 2022

|| A New Untold Story: Ep. 288 - EMERGENCY PODCAST || Nick starts the show solo as KB arrives straight from the hospital; it's not until the end of the episode that we know why || Full episodes are available on YouTube!! Thanks for listening/watchingYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/anuspodcast

Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. All right, we'll give them like 10 more minutes. If not, we'll just not put out a pod this week. I'll start it. New untold story. Delayed episode. Sorry, we were traveling. Damn, it's tough to do alone kyle would have jumped in by now and got pissed off yeah why don't why don't we just do a cold open this is

so unnatural it's a podcast it's not natural yeah uh 288 we're on 288 yeah you know pokemon's number 288 no me either i missed a pokemon question on the dozen did you actually yep come on i know i was really embarrassed the crowd was disappointed in me um yeah but that's that how was that though that looked awesome it was pretty wild man just going out there and i understand like jeopardy is like a live audience and people go to that um but this was it was nuts what it was raucous yeah yeah yeah it really was it was real it was the cut But this was nuts. It was raucous. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It really was. It was real. It was.

They caught. Did you start? Yeah. Were you. Can I change? Change? Yeah. I guess.

Yes. Why are you rushing? Why are you in a hospital gown? Is it your lip bump? You have a terminal lip bump? It's gotten bulbous. It's ironic that I was making fun of you last week. Making fun of me for what?

Calling you Dr. Lipschitz. Yeah, look at you now. I need a doctor for this lipschitz that I'm dealing with. It is... It is enormous. It is so big. Why are you in a hospital gown? Man, the toadstools.

Mushrooms did it? You know what the worst part about this whole thing is? That fucking headband. God, that's cool. No. It's a Grateful Dead one. Did you put that on? Wait, what?

Were you wearing that at the hospital? No, after. We were in Chicago and we went to this hippie store. There's blood on your nose. What? There's like dried blood on your nose. It's rosacea. No, it's like...

Wine. Your face is covered in wine. Oh, my God. Everything is confusing me. Jesus Christ. Can we just go? Well, can we get the side camera to zoom in on the bump? It has a glare on it today.

Stop. Looks like a crystal ball. Can we Photoshop when those Asian countries all went around that orb and Donald Trump touched it? Like that big creepy orb. If I touch it, is my hair going to stand up on end? Let's spin it and find out where we fly to. You guys maybe put on this hospital gown to do this?

I thought I was going to feign like a shroom thing that was somewhat cool. Is it the bump? It's the bump. It's so big, dude. Why hasn't it gone down? I don't know. Dude, it's obstructing. It is now. You can't close your mouth. Dr. Lips is now. You can't close your mouth.

Dr. Lipschitz. You can't close your mouth. It looks like Dill Pickles' head. Yes. Everything is real rug ratsy on it. And it's obstructing my speech. Like, I can't produce... That was

on purpose. I can't produce bilabials. Like, P-B's, M's. Yeah? I didn't know can't produce bilabials like pbs ms yeah i didn't know those were called bilabials what are pbs the type of phoneme like the the p sound the b sound and the m sound you just said the letters pretty clearly those what is the those aren't bilabials what's the bump when you put both lips together. I don't... It's like a mucus... It's changed. It's always been some sort of sac, S-A-C.

I don't know. Are you concerned? I can't... It's ruining my life. I can't kiss. I can't eat pussy, though. It probably helps with pussy. You know, it's like...

I think... It grows... It grows. It grows when it gets wet, like one of those dinosaur hatching eggs every time i eat pussy it gets bigger yeah she's like a drink what is that yeah what the fuck playing marbles on my clit type shit i love how it always circles back to me eating pussy one of the two it always does no uh take a drink i want to see it wet or i guess lick your

oh yeah oh my god dude i had people reach out to me people like a variety people love playing doctor online though they love diagn, they start with medical professional here, not doctor. Yeah, medical professional. That means, I don't know, work in a hospital. Yeah. Yeah. But what do they say? They have a lot of staff, most of whom don't have a college degree.

Sure, but I'm asking what they say about you. Probably more do than don't, but a lot that don't. Yeah, it's more than you'd think that don't they said um it should go away on its own it's so big but it it has only been getting bigger which is which is where the concern comes in buddy i you and i like when we do the yak we're far apart i don't see you until we do this. It is... But you never mentioned it until I mentioned it to you. So that tells me that you... Is it the focal point of my face?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Look at that. It is a perfect sphere. Very red. It's so... It's just bothering me.

It's bothering me so much. I'd rather... I'm going to feign a lisp just to get more sympathy. I don't even know. If you're listening to this, you should switch over to YouTube. Frown at the camera real quick. Frown. Pout.

Pout. Oh, my God. Dude, it looks like a frog's neck. A frog's neck? And it looks like it's's neck. A frog's neck? And it looks like it's on the precipice of bursting. And I have to go on a reality show tomorrow. We're in two days. Yeah, where there's like happy hour meet and greets. Yeah, it's only going to get bigger.

It's going to be filmed. And it's like people are going to sit down with's going to be filmed and it's like people are going to like sit down with their family with their families to watch it and i've always like thought about i never i was like i would i never want to be on any type of reality show because i think there's the risk reward is just not a favorite when i did survivor it was really good for me because yeah because you had to be yourself which is like funny and likable and And you, I just have a, you have a facial deformity. That's your thing. That's going to, I'm already over, I'm seeing it now. And the more I talk about it, the more you talk about it, the more, the worse it's going

to get. Yeah. Because stress makes it bigger too. Stress and pussy. It's just going to be my thing. It's going to be my thing. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, that's nice. Because like the funny guy role is taken. All of my puns will be overshadowed by the big bump, the big orb. Like the obstacle that the puns will face to get out. Yeah, they're going to have to fight to get out of there. To get out of my mouth. Get this word play off, dog. Yeah, dude.

It's adding an extra obstacle. That shit's pun didn't even fucking hit because this bump is blocking it. I haven't heard a word you said. Dude, that's like you have Mutombo in your mouth right now. Good God. I mean, I'm just thankful it happened to me because I can roll with the punches. Oh, I wouldn't be coming into work. Other people would be devastated.

What's been going on? You had the cancer scare. You're just a lumpy guy? KB is the barstool bump. Yes. This is the barstool bump they talk about. You get hired and you get the barstool bump. That's what they were talking about?

I thought you were talking about the 16K views I pull in. This fucking sucks. No caffeine. You have an apple. A a really big apple this is a big apple why do you have wait i've said this before um we're just walking around with an apple is the coolest thing you can wear do you throw it up and down it's like the coolest accessory do you think having a bite out of it or yeah but i just looked at your lip. I swear to God, I'm not looking at the apple. I can't. Do we know any doctors? Maresh?

Maresh. No. Maresh Patel, not a doctor. Yeah, well, there probably is. No. No, he works at a tech startup. I know. It was a joke.

Why was that a joke? I don't know. Stereo, like a racist joke. yeah no he works a tech startup um no i think we should lance it uh live we should lance i want to see what's inside trust me i want to pop it more than anybody yeah you've been fiddling with it non-stop can't pop it have you tried to freeze it never that do you think it's a wart i froze yeah you freeze warts i don with it non-stop. Can't pop it? Have you tried to freeze it? Never that. Do you think it's a wart? I froze a...

Yeah, you freeze warts. I don't think it's a wart. Were you holding a toad? I don't think so. I got a wart from a toad. Maybe. You notice how I called shrooms toadstools? Yeah.

Is that cool? No. Yeah. I thought of the Mario character. Fuck this. All right. No, you have been less funny, actually. You know how, last episode too was it last episode where you were like i've come i've become god to the point of comedy where people laugh at me before i say anything and you've been like working on your

body and you've been tanning and moisturizing. It's over, dude. We're about to start like a three-month bender. Why is it over? The body, it's over. Why is the body? Summer's just about to start. I know. It's over, which is poor timing. Wait, but what?

It is. I mean, you guys have a- He's in complete control of this. Not really. You guys have a month on the road. We, yes. You guys eat fried food for every meal. I've been on autopilot.

On the road. Did you go to the gym today? Yeah, I go to the gym. But the body's not over then. It's fine. It's fine. I'll be good. I'm not complaining.

Right, but it's just like- You would complain. Yes. About your workload and how all of this is just an extra burden that you have to deal with. The lip? Yeah. All of it. Oh, man.

I'm sorry, man. I had a lot to talk about today, and I forget it all. Cut. And I'm going to put my clothes back on. Is that your reply to what I'm going to say? No, you're just going to say, like, no, that's a new one. Hey, is that story old or told? What?

No. What the fuck? That's a new untold story. A new untold story. It's a fresh-baked untold story. A new untold story. That picture of Marlon Humphrey looking at you shirtless is hilarious. That's a thing? Yeah.

Send it to me. No. Can I post it? Yeah. Do the girls know who he is? No. Then never mind. Baltimore girls? Yeah. Do the girls know who he is? No. Then never mind. Baltimore girls.

Yeah. I feel like NFL players, people really don't know them that well. They wear helmets, and they're very far away. Yeah, exactly. And there's a ton of them on a team. That's why people want to be basketball players. They're not recognizable. No.

You can tell they're athletes, but... Sometimes. Yeah. Baseball, no. Baseball, neither. No, you can't tell they're athletes. You can't, yeah. Wow.

Yeah, it sucks. That's why everybody wants to do basketball. You make a bunch of money. Probably, besides baseball, the easiest on your body. Besides baseball? Yeah, baseball's probably easier on your body, right? Oh, I thought you said... Okay, yeah.

Baseball's not... I said it's outdoor math. Not even extreme math. It's just like math outside. You have to be athletic. You have to be able to throw. You do. No, I think it's one of the most...

Well, we went to the batting cages. It's the most difficult sport to master. It's not. Yeah, you were smashing them. Smashing them. And don't... I hate the argument like speed makes a difference same thing still a baseball size the size of the ball is still the same yep and i was crushing them we're crushing it's more impressive to hit a slow pitch ball hard than a fast one

whoops you were crushing baseball debunked i could do it um it is all have you i don't want to make this all about your lip my parents are coming in town they're yeah they're on their way well we're getting dinner stuck in dc traffic we have to go to the charlie xcs concert tomorrow night you're taking your parents to that hammerstein concert or the hammerstein ballroom are you taking they they're taking me. They won tickets. Doing what? Radio. A semi-local radio show. I'm going to see the music man, Hugh

Jackman, tonight. Tonight? Tonight! Is he the music man? He's the music man. Wait, music man is a nickname for somebody, right? Right, but he's in the music man. What a cocky nickname. Well, he's a closeted gay man he can do what he wants have you ever seen his wife are you saying that because she's ugly she's the

thickest of beards so like a greek god is she ugly you at the bar in chicago what you went up to a girl. Nick, you're finally flirting. Am I? Maybe not consciously. Am I? But what did you say to that girl? What are you talking about? You said like hubba-bubba. What was hubba-hubba? I walked up and said hubba-hubba.

She was pretty. You didn't say it like that. No, I said it like you. It was a nervous hubba-bubba. You were saying it like she dropped gum on her shoulder. Yeah, I looked down when I said it. Like a cartoon picking their jaw back up? Yeah, and they have to roll their tongue back up.

I was like a cartoon wolf. So what? Did it work? It doesn't even matter if it worked. It's the fact that it was done. It takes balls. When was the last time you hubba hubba'd? Never.

No, never. I'm still waiting. Are you kidding me? You got to do it. Hubba hubba. Yes. No. You did that too.

That's not you. That would be funny funny it's not funny hubba hubba hubba hubba's hilarious not the way you said it wait what's the funny way to say it i think it'd be funny if you did it like a cartoon how you walked up to a girl and you were like hubba hubba that would be funny and that would play you like did it nervously of course i did it nervously i do everything nervously You're like hubba hubba. Like the half eye. Whatever.

It didn't fail. Yeah, it did. So we went up to the batting cages. I got my aggression out. Never doing that again. Why? Because I don't know. I think there's better ways to do it.

Probably a wuga. Every like... Oh, never the hubba hubba again? Oh, I'll go to batting cages again. I'm never going to hubba hubba. Batting cages are dope. Batting cages are dope and a wooga is not. A wooga is dope.

What is that, a foghorn? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Horns are funny. On the clip of you running to the goth hooters, I initially added the roadrunner. And it was really funny, but it just... Yeah.

Cartoons are funny. Cartoons are funny. Roadrunner's funny. So fast. Okay. Yeah. Horns. Yeah.

Horns, foghorns, and the other horn. Funny. But you can't say that to a girl. Do we have any sponsors left? Yeah. Game time. Game time. We'll put them right in after the horns are funny segment.

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Well, we're about to say. It's how you get your tickets. It's kind of like... It's the best way to get it. It's how stoolies do it. That's what I know. Owen. Oh, I sent you guys the answer.

Oh, I didn't see it. Yeah. Oh, I would have done this a while ago. Yeah. Game time? Game time. Hell yeah. It's created by fans for fans.

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I'm actually going to Music Man. You can just say stuff. Yeah. You can say stuff that it's not going to happen, it didn't happen. There are some things you can't say. Skip the hassle, enjoy the moment. Yes. We're getting a group dinner, my parents, his parents, and us.

Ooh. Yeah. How's that going to be? Kyle's not going to show up. I will say. We got an email. We didn't get the email. You guys got an email.

Absolutely lampooning us. It was a lampoon. They sent this email to all the producers and social. So we weren't on it. And they were crowning winners and losers of the week. And they crowned us as a loser of the week. Which is, I'm fine with that. And nobody else.

I'm fine with that being a thing that companies do. Sure, yes. It's helpful. But we've been churning out more than ever. And I feel like the vlogs were good. And the San Antonio video, which is the... We've done one extra thing now we have yo can i get this on barstool owen you've been posting like a madman on socials i have us muted yeah

and uh yeah we were the losers of the week yeah in the pool of every single podcast every single podcast we're the losers i don't think it was podcast specific either no we asked why encompassing yeah yeah it was everything and we were so that was cool um didn't one of the sales guys die like he he's i think he works remote yeah but he died yes and we beat him we beat him for the biggest yes yeah it Yeah. It's just true. There's a death of a sales guy. All right. The death of a salesman, which I'm going to see with my parents tomorrow.

He's a using game time. Okay. He is not. I don't think he is like a full time employee. Not anymore. I don't think he was. He did something freelance. What did he do?

I think he did work. Yeah. Past. Yes. Yeah. And guess what? Him. Company wide,

top to bottom, losers of the week, you and I. You and I. And us. Yeah, that's right. Owen sent back our numbers,

which are 300% up. Yeah. Thank you guys. Buy our merch. YouTube numbers up. Podcast numbers up. Everything's up. Everything's up. Yeah. Thank you, guys. Buy our merch. YouTube numbers up. Podcast numbers up. Everything's up. Everything's up.

Comments up. Feel like we're working ourselves to the bone. To the bone. And Owen sent back all those numbers with some snark. A little bit of snark. Owen's always got snark. And they said it was because we didn't do a thumbnail on the San Antonio vlog. Somebody died and we didn't do a thumbnail. Someone died.

And we. I understand to some extent not like labeling him the biggest loser. Sure. On the email. But he wasn't going to see it. At that. Exactly. So yeah, to some extent.

The best available. Yes. The best ability. He's dead. Whatever. He some extent. The best availability... Yes, the best ability... He's dead. Whatever. He's dead. Every single podcast, every single social account,

they sent it to the producers and the social team. We didn't know. You and me, boy. Losers of the week. Of the week. And it's not like this has been a thing before this is the first week the inaugural like i think that's what that's what made me so mad i think they made it for this they reverse engineered the award they saw how bad we were the bump of my lip

this was coming off of our best hubba hubba're like, yeah, we got to make this a thing. This is coming off of our best week. Yeah, we were having moments as friends we had never had. We were like, we feel good about this. We were filming everything. We're traveling around. This was the San Antonio, the Kansas man on the street. And losers of the week.

Losers of the week. But that's okay. Because that's a thing we started doing this past week. And I think it's not happening anymore. So I guess we'll be holding that belt for a while. Pretty cool, though. Pretty cool. My Wells Fargo automator, the robot voice voice gave me a tongue twister to prove my identity and i i just left so i'm never gonna get my card what did you have to say it was like something

i've been buying all of your shit it was like bony broth something i was like i i just hung up hung up i said no no no i hung up and i'm not going to get a card. We're stacking L's. Yeah. God damn it. This sucks. I was feeling pretty good about all of us. I think the last text I sent to our anus group before we got the email was, I love this team. Yeah, it's any time we have momentum.

They just beat batter and bruce the weird we'll start making thumbnails you guys have weird brains we'll start making thumbnails thumbnails that's what sets us that's why yeah that was pretty cool does that lose does that look like a fucking loser crop out his lip should we just have a sensor bar over that thing the entire time have you kissed with it or just eating pussy just pussy it seems like it's tough to eat pussy without kissing first is it from eating pussy i lied about that it's it's been about a month. No, it hasn't. This? Yes.

Yes, it has. He had it in Kansas. Did you? Yes. Nobody knew about it. I did. I spotted it at the compliment battle. That was my first spot.

That was less than a week ago. But the worst it's ever looked is the seconds that pass. So now, now, now is the worst. Like the male nose. Yeah, it doesn't stop growing and ears old men have disgusting fucking noses fucking stew pickles he wasn't that old he was only like 30 yeah yeah that sucks he was my age in the show two kids that was yeah that big house people no people were adults were oppressed depressed on twitter about they found out that stew pickles was 30 cartoon a cartoon a cartoon dad yes yeah talking babies well wasn't george 29 in the first episode of seinfeld that is

depressing yeah that's depressing we had that hair he that's depressing for him yes that was his hair at 29 that's depressing for that whole just like generation that's what for him. Yes. That was his hair. At 29. That's depressing for that whole generation. That's what they looked like at your guy's age. They did. Have you seen MLB players in the 70s and 80s? They all looked old. Even old high school football or basketball pictures, they all look weird and old.

Yeah. I don't... What do you think that is? I think... I mean... We're getting bigger as humans. Yeah.

Each generation. Men didn't wear makeup back then. Kyle. False. Men wore makeup? I don't know. Second ad of the day

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It's the length of a standard ad. Wait, was Boy Dad... Were they losers of the week? No, that was fucking us. That's them as well. It's the length of a standard ad. Wait, was Boy Dad? Were they losers of the week? No, that was fucking us. That's cool, though. It's Manscaped, Kyle. Also, I do both of those shows. I did way more work for Anus that week than Boy Dad.

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I don't think. It's harmless. Is it painless? But like if it keeps getting bigger, you're going to be more lip than man. Are you just saying that? Because it feels like it but i don't think it is getting i know for a fact it's getting bigger it looks like a diglet okay it does well now now that's all i'm going to think about i don't know if it's

getting bigger i think you're getting closer to it because it's coming towards me or do it? Because it's coming towards me. I haven't moved, brother. It's amazing it hasn't burst. It shows the elasticity of the lip. It does sort of follow you like a renaissance painting. Yeah, it's like a haunted painting. It's just always in front. Only guy I know who could pull it off brother yeah you you are pulling it off thank you thank you thank you but frown a little bit

come on pull it off pull it off have you been zinning do you think it's from like i stopped zinning i've been roguing it's so bad is it cheaper but zin tastes like chemically to me and what does rogue taste like tastes like like more like like rough i hate when the nicotine tastes like a chemical yeah i don't know a lot going on i gotta move oh yeah rent went up it's rent went up a grand nothing is more depressing than looking at the prices of single or studio apartments yeah we're getting we're getting priced out of new york city yeah whenever i see somebody someone who looks like a little like a like a younger kid or

a younger man or woman or someone who looks a little dirty or stupid or like even like ugly yeah like i'm like so you're just living here fine yeah and i'm like i'm fucked yeah you're gonna like you're getting priced out of the fucking island of manhattan i am yeah your rent went up a grand a grand you're 30 you're gonna be 30 yeah stew pickles had a house by we were just in chicago and we're i mean i looked i looked at some apartment prices in chicago just because and uh yeah grass is always greener but the grass isn't always fucking 5 000 a month yeah dude yeah it was probably more if you want a sliver of grass in New York. Oh, eight grand. Eight grand.

Eight grand. Eight grand. How did Matt and Kim do it? I know. Pre-daylight. Pre-daylight. I don't know how they did it. Fuck.

How did the Chainsmokers do it? Pre-Roses. Pre-Roses Chainsmokers? I think they, did they come from wealth? You have to... You have to pursue DJs. DJing. Yeah.

Yeah. No, it's nuts. And are you... The thing is, you agreed to do... We're gone for two weeks. Barstool vs. America. Back for one week. Then gone for two weeks again.

Rediscovering America. Then back for a couple weeks then well that's there's like four legs to that four legs pittsburgh cleveland put-in-bay buffalo that's yeah and then there's four leg that's one leg yes that's oh yeah that's one stretch of it sub leg yeah a sub lag. Yeah. I mean, Donnie won't care. We're going to Alaska. Alaska.

Yeah. New Orleans. New Orleans. And then Hawaii. So Tyler will have you go to Alaska. Owen, you want Hawaii? You can earn my favor. And I think what we're doing is instead of traditionally

flying to Hawaii, we're all just going to float over on Kyle's lip. It's on pace to be a tugboat by August. It'd be so good for everybody else if it just kept growing oh my god dude oh my god i'm looking up like just treatment right now keep it going lip big lip treatment so have you seen there's a uh there's a couple viral on tiktok the woman is pregnant and the

man makes a dish using something the size of her fetus every week. Weird, dude. Fuck out of here. He's just trying to get her to lose weight for those first few months. Alright, babe, here's your almond. But you should track Kyle's lump somehow.

Visually, right now, I can tell that it's doubled. We're going to ride it to Hawaii. But what I was saying is... What I was saying, we're gone. Elion Gonzalez rode it to fucking Florida. We're going to be gone. We've been on the go so much.

I've been in New York like fucking five days in the past fucking two months. I've been in New York like fucking five days in the past fucking two months you have to somehow get a new apartment move while we're gone I know we'll see we'll test

I'll be put to the test you're gonna be homeless dude I think it's like much harder to get evicted than you think I agree. But doesn't it destroy your credit? I don't have credit. You should.

Strategically. You should have credit, man. I'm not fucking up with credit. No, I can't do that. Why? I spend the money I have. I don't have a debit card. I just have a credit card. Whenever I get back from going out, I just pay it off.

Yeah, I'm not going to do that. You would just... Yeah, I'm not going to do that. You would just... Yeah, I think that's like toxic spending. If you toxically spend. What have you been buying a bunch of shit that you can't afford? Like what?

Show me your purchase history. One sec. The computer's frozen. It's going again, but just go back like a sentence you've been buying a bunch of shit what show me your purchase history or tell me on amazon on what ebay yeah how about the gogurt ad your apartment is like a museum yeah it's sick you you said it in the like yeah no no i no. I bought a push pin ad. I got a new Jigglypuff model.

Check this out. I built it myself. Is it going to be a finished, assembled Jigglypuff? Then we don't have to check it out. We can picture that. We'll take your word for it that you assembled a Jigglypuff.

Look, I'm doing. Don't have to. I'm doing the same pose. You said it and I believe you did that and i can picture what it looks like yeah do the tongue yeah so i finished the jigglypuff model and i bought two actually just in case like um you want it or the value appreciates or something and i bought uh two i spent three hundred dollars on pokemon cards bought a few elite trainer boxes pulled some good stuff um yeah so it was you know i've been spending money yes and i don't i shouldn't but the thing is i'm never in new york

anymore and everything's expensed when we're on the road so i'm just kind of like leveling it out yeah no i mean you spend the money you have yeah you. You don't save, save, save, save, save. Yeah, I do. Then you're 70, you're saving, you're saving, you're saving, and then you die. Yeah. Yeah. Just spend whatever. But the thing is, even if you fucking die, chances are you're not going to be biggest loser of the week. That's the silver lining.

That's us. We should go to the funeral and they're just like, thank you so much. Good God. We saw the newsletter. Thank you so much. It's been a rough week for us, but then we saw you guys and realized it's not all that bad. Did a sales guy actually die? Yeah, that's why I was kind of apprehensive whenever you would make all these jokes.

No, there's no way. We would have gotten a deal. No, also, they never would have made him Biggest Loser, nor does he deserve it. Now I'm concerned that somebody passed. He did. Who? Was he good at his job? I don't know any of them.

It's not fucking true. Was it the guy who sold dude wipes and a bidet ad at the same episode? He's winning. He is not losing in any way. The guy that sold the dude wipes ad isn't fucking he might as well be dead. He's not doing his job. I don't see the fucking logo on there.

Usually they come crawling back. Like a rug rat. And that was like a double pun because i didn't one of them like crawl backwards no no tommy was real pigeon toed no i think one of them crawled backwards no i'm like Chucky. I think I have the exact personality as Chucky. You're Tommy. You are. Your lip ain't Lil, but it sure is filling up.

Did you prepare for Rugrat Talk? Nope. I thought I brought the juice. They're not going to be prepared for Rugrat Talk. You memorized the cast? I know them all. Susie? Carmichael.

Yep. Okay. I remember the... Jeez. I don't know. I remember the big twist in Rugrats was that Susie was black and they went to her house and she was rich. No. Yeah. And they were like, what the fuck?

God, dude. Ain't no way. It was fucked up. What was the twist? They didn't think they'd be rich, the family. They thought she was black, but she ended up just being rich? No, no. She was black and they went to her house,

and they were floored by how rich they were. What a twist. Well, midnight Shyamalan. For that time, it was a twist. Yeah. I feel like every black sitcom character was like a Michael Orr character. There were scenes of that that really resonated with me. Like what?

Like the dad making pudding at night. Yeah, that's been memed. The big ass baby that wanted to eat cheese or some shit. Never that. I remember vividly there was the big ice cream golf course that Grandpa Lou won. He had it through there because Tommy took a piece of paper out. I don't know if I could say that Susie Carmichael

thing. What'd you say again? Yeah, but it's true. If that was the twist. They were just surprised because they brought over like a jelly mold and their jelly mold had like hair coming out of it. And then she was like, oh, I'll put it with the rest. You made those? Yeah, I went to Le Cordon Bleu.

Yeah, I brought the juice, bitch. 90s Nickelodeon's my niche. I know. I know. What's next? You want to go Angry Beavers? We should have you guys do some like rewatches of those type of shows. Yeah, just to like see how they've aged.

Yeah. watches of those type of shows yeah just to like that'd be awesome see how they've aged yeah you yeah you spend all of your time like exhaustively researching angry beavers yeah that's why your wins low that was cat dog that's that's why you're taking l's yeah you should have said daggett that's why you're dag L's. Yeah, you should have said dagget. That's why you're dagget. No, like dang it. No. Motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, you brought the juice.

What? No, what the fuck? It's a new untold story. A new untold story. It's a fresh, big a scary story. It's a fresh, big, untold story. I knew I told a scary story. Big red. I don't think we're good. I think there's more to be said

what do you have to say pal big red come on hit me with one more rugrats we'll end the show when you give me one more rugrat one more rugrat reference do you want me to just like give you trivia or does it have to be every fucking complex wordplay? Complex wordplay.

All right, then I'll set you up. I don't have anything. Remember when Angelica got in trouble? What was her punishment? She ate something she wasn't supposed to eat. What was her punishment? I think it was the episode Stew was, or somebody was making...

Pudding again? Making tech in the basement. Oh, he made toys. Beepers. That was Angelica's dad. I think... Well, you're maybe confusing her with Big Bob Pataki,

the beeper king. Big Bob Pataki, yeah. Big Red. This shit is like the heroin of Texas. Heroin is the heroin of texas but this is in second i would say that's i don't know the big red of texas it's the big red of texas yes but that that loses its luster when you just say it to somebody well this is making all the kids fat as hell as As fuck. Because they're guzzling these. Yeah, they get that instead of milk in classrooms.

They're drinking these in school, at the park. Yeah. And they're just drinking these, dude. Yeah. They're not, they're, I guess kids, I think TikTok is helping kids get outside to play. You think? I think they're doing, maybe not though. Kids, I have not seen a kid outside, ever.

In the past year. I haven't interacted with a 5 through 11-year-old in 10 years. I mean, I think that's pretty normal considering you're not a parent. Yeah. Or a teacher. Wait a minute, In 10 years?

I don't know. Wasn't your job with those kids? No, I was birthed to three. Oh. So could you just not handle a four-year-old? Way out of your wheelhouse? How much changes from three to four? A lot.

That's why I get why someone says my kid is 25 months. No. Or my kid is 25 months no my kid is 35 the diff the disparity in development between a 24 month old and a 35 month old same with like an 11 month old or so this is what it feels okay i get it i won't talk about pokemon anymore this is the exact same three month old is is insane it's the equivalent to like uh 12 adult years really 12 child baby months that's why you're not you don't if you're not like getting on the floor with your kid talking to him playing with him it is so detrimental to

it but you guys want to hear about how solvers ruins no limit hold them poker what i don't know he wasn't interested in the kids yeah yeah those both sound horrible So you did something equally as uninteresting Oh Pokemon Go just added Oranguru The orangutan Pokemon A lot of our audience is like New or expecting parents No fucking chance

There's way more Pokemon fans listening Bold of you to assume There are more Pokemon fans than sexually active listeners. We always say this. I've met them. They're normal guys. No. I'm not talking shit on them.

No, I'm not talking shit on us specifically. Any podcast fan. I was with Tyler today. Right after the yak ends, I'm walking home. Kid's wearing a yak sweatshirt. And I was like, oh, nice sweatshirt. He just goes, thanks. Oh, yeah.

That's an L. That's a huge L. Massive L. I have this bump. I don't have a debit card or credit. Yeah, we are the biggest losers. Yes. He had no idea what I was talking about.

I don't have an apartment. Wait a minute. Send them an apology. I think he got it at like a Goodwill. Had to have. Oh, yeah. I think he got it at a Goodwill. Had to have. Not that he didn't recognize me. I don't think he knew it was a show. The only time I've ever seen anus merch in the wild was at a Goodwill.

You know what? The more we talk, I think you need to send another email apologizing. Are you going to have a big red? You're really tossing your body out the window. Fuck it. Fuck it. Yes. And I haven't had time to get full pumps in.

I've been getting half pumps only. P.U. It stinks. Yeah, the lip is, I would have laughed harder at that. Mmp. Mmp. It sucks. Laughed harder at that. Oomph. Oomph. It sucks. What are you trying to do?

Half pumps. P-U. Yeah. Oomph. Yeah. Spell Mississippi. You want the Big Red. Just drink it.

No, I don't. Remember when you were like, Big Red? Big Red. Yeah. You want that. My dad and my uncle, they're brothers. Yeah, it could be a brother-in-law. That's what I'm about to say.

They grew up with a friend who... What's your uncle? Like 96 months? Probably hundreds. Probably high hundreds. Dude. Dude. They had a friend who has since...

A childhood friend who has since had a debilitating stroke. He can still speak, so... a debilitating stroke. He can still speak so So debilitating probably not Oh yeah Yeah Is he in a wheelchair? Yeah Okay And?

Wait what's the story? I'm just like trying to make myself feel better He can still speak? No I'm kidding My uncle would just like played a prank on him he called him up pretending like he was getting abducted by aliens and like the guy is freaking out on the phone jesus christ when no one what was your dad in the well my uncle okay he's pulling shit like like you discovering trolling ruins your entire family yeah they're just all trying it and i was like and they chose a guy that stuff suffered a debilitating

he tried my grandma too and she was just like well he started it off like oh i'm like we're held up at traffic everyone's out of their car there's like something in the in like the lake nearby that no one knows what it is it's gigantic it's like a it's a some type of structure and then like as it goes on he has like he's he's queuing up like sound effects from youtube and it gradually is that he is getting abducted by aliens and the guy with the stroke is just like very terrified yes dude that's so my grandma didn't buy it um so that just shows how bad the stroke really was if an elderly woman didn't fall for it oh man so did like was he mad i didn't

really ask i should have asked more questions he just brought it up to me he's a gay i say remember your craigslist trolls so i've been doing doing this. But he's been... My dad's all over Facebook groups. What's he doing now? He's exploiting, like, childhood photos of me and, like, youth wrestling message boards. Oh, man. I can't wait for another Wanoi story. He's using a photo of me at age five

in a wrestling singlet, like, posting me on these youth wrestling boards talking about, like, all this fucked up shit about, like, how he's making me cut weight and like he's looking for like national level competition and like everyone's like that that picture is at least 20 years old it's like a fucking disposable it's like one of those it's an old 90s pic i'm in like my living room that has like a fucking uh like plaid couch and like a it's when you were in jersey you can see the twin towers in the window yeah it was pretty much it was like the most clearly 90s or photo of all time like

it's like a vhs tower behind everyone's like uh this is a a very old picture is he is he saying like no uh he's he's realizing the complexities and like the difficulty of the trolling game. Yeah, that's right. A lot that goes into it. That's a lot of planning. There's a lot of strategic execution. Oh man.

Now that's, that's good. Doug. I think he's like competing with me. Your dad? He's like rooting for me to lose. He wants his own self to get better comments and feedback. What if he just pulls up to Yak Idol?

Oh, that'd be so funny. We're not really allowed to talk about Yak Idol, but one of the contestants, I don't know if he made it, is a guy that took a picture with me in Columbus hugging me. I didn't know that somebody took up, his girlfriend took a picture of him hugging me. And then he sent me his blog that was like, I hugged Nick. It was about, it's about our hug. Wait, that's awesome.

And I think he might be competing. Maybe not. What is, what is the contents of the blog um he was just like nick was with his friend but his friend didn't work at barstool so i didn't care irrelevant guy nick tried to introduce me to him i couldn't give less of a shit that's funny yeah it's pretty funny yeah wait is that the guy that made the jeopardy yes oh yeah he's yeah he's hell yeah that's but i didn't know it was also the I hugged Nick guy. Yeah. So that's

something to look forward to. Might be wearing my skin. Don't do that to him. No, he's a normal guy, I think. Hubba hobo. It can't be overstated that you did that I did not that's not you

I didn't do that I ooged but you told me you did that I did were you lying? yeah I lied I just wanted to go get another drink you tell me a lot of things that I think are lies

but they never make yourself look better no okay I don't find lies offensive that way. No. If it's a net neutral, you could say anything you want. I lie all the time to make myself,

like, things that aren't, like, appealing. No, I... Things that make me look worse. I lie about big things, but it's like, if it were true, it doesn't really change anything. So this is not detrimental.

It's just a good story for you to share. Yeah. No, I didn't know Wuga. I went up to her and I was just like, can I have a Bud Light? And then she was like, yeah. And then I went. I was all Pink Whitney and Vegas bombs. Yeah.

You were. So bad. You were going crazy. That's all I can do. Why? At a certain point, it's going to be hard for you to eat certain foods with your lip i'm gonna have to like start going like liquids only one time i had impetigo that i had an allergic reaction all you have are maladies and it would just it my whole my whole fucking mouth was like scabbed shut oh fuck dude yeah what was the word you said it was scabbed shut and that's the

i know it sounds like on that ipotego ipotego ipotego which isn't bad it's like diet uh herpes gladatorium but which i that's what i was treating it for so i was taking the wrong meds and it just kept growing and that was the that was the low point of my life and it'll never get lower is herpes actually like 50 of adult was it higher higher like 80 80 um so i know i don't so sorry boys that that was like the one time that made me crave death and then that made me crave death that impetigo thing have you ever had scabies yes oh i had it after the fact i was like yeah this is this is whatever no scabies yes oh no i had it after the fact i was like yeah this is this is whatever no scabies was the worst i got it my first day of college

i just said i had it and it was nothing compared to what i had beforehand you had scabby mouth so scabbed mouth made me crave death the three chi overdose made me fear death because i thought i was i felt the panic of of impending death in my head and then the the toadstool experience made me not fear death which is the scariest of them all no but my anxiety has been is reverse skyrocketed so pitfalled exactly you had to really think about that no it was like half a second. Really think about it. If I really thought about it, it took me half a second. I'm the smartest person in the world.

You still weren't sure about it. If really thinking about something takes me a half a second. I've never heard someone say that. You try to make me feel dumb. I really thought about it. So I went through all the checks and balances. I went through every measure in half a second. The speed in which your brain works?

I might as well be Watson. That was slow for you. Thank you. No, I really thought about it. And it didn't really work. I've never heard anyone say my anxiety has pitfalled. It's going through a pitfall. You don't know the exact antonym of skyrocket, and neither do I.

Well, what's the opposite of a rocket? Nosedive. A nosedive. Owen's right. Owen's right. Nosedive. don't know the the exact antonym of skyrocket and neither do i well what's the opposite of a rocket a nose no owens right owens right nose dive my anxiety nose dived dove no no no it's like hung hanged it's still nose it's nose dived yeah pictures are hung people are hanged yes right well no but speak for yourself, brother. Fuck. And there's another Owen I want to fuck now. The guy on TikTok, you know Owen Han? No. He makes the food real aggressively and quickly, and they're always incredible dishes.

Really? And then he, that's not my, that's not the part about him that I like. He always makes these foods or these sandwiches that would. Wait, you said these foods or these sandwiches that you that would wait you said these foods or these sandwiches what the fuck you think sandwiches are that's flag on that flag too much flag on that flag it was me realizing after i said foods that yeah foods most the sandwiches are what i'm thinking okay foods colon sandwiches etc continue fuck that fuck that yeah foods are sandwiched yeah please oh jeez tell me about owen hahn he he just does these the most the manliest in a like fullest bites on these foods that would destroy a layman's mouth he takes you know like the harder like those big ciabatta sandwiches that hurt your mouth to eat we had one of those in chicago yeah he just takes a big fucking

does he have like a chiseled jaw he's like the perfect level he kind of like is like uh feminine presenting and looking does he have a sharp jaw though does he mute the way he the way he makes the food and bites into that ciabatta is masculine. Masculine enough to... It's like a good blend, yeah. Really? And you want to fuck him? No.

But I see the appeal. He's like one of the few men like, yeah, that's an appealing man. All right, I'll watch him right now. He needs more love. No, he gets a lot of love. Does he?

Yeah, he's big. Is he New York based? I don't know we only have two ads today yeah oh just han two million followers oh my god i'm sorry they're all sandwiches he does He's not feminine presenting. He doesn't have a beard.

That's what I was thinking. Smooth face. Yeah. I want to see him take the bite. He's very aggressive. He's using a mortar and pestle. That the bite. He's very aggressive. He's using a mortar and pestle. That's feminine.

He uses that flamethrower thing. Oh, this is awesome. The videos are so good. Just flamethrow. He's flamethrow. The bite's insane. He puts his whole back into it yeah you guys see all the influencers saying that uh the coachella trip like paid for by revolve yeah firefest 2.0 really what was it i saw that so i guess they send just like

invites to thousands of tiktokers and they all all go they all get to go for free but some of them get nicer tables at the clubs than others. And that's their fire fest? That shit is disgusting. Is it only influencers at Coachella? At this point, I think. That is disgusting.

Influencers? I feel like it's corny to like hate on them right no at this point but it isn't I know

my hate is only growing yeah like that word is so bad yeah I mean that guy just influenced me I want a sandwich he did

but no this is the problem people get this they do something that is likable yeah and they grow a big following yeah and then they care more about the the way they come their fame and the way they come across to others popularity wise then they're the skill that originally got them big for the most part yeah that's what like ow and what he's just worried on getting better at

making his meals yeah i guess that's what sets him apart these people are just they just want to be more famous presenting right they just want to get fame fame they just want to get bigger and bigger not even they just want people to think that they're bigger okay they want to be perceived as famous as famous just pretending to be yes and that's all it is i'm trying to think of a metaphor what's something that keeps growing and growing bigger and bigger oh man huh it's on the tip of your lip.

It looks like you're dipping Kirby. That's low effort because you're just saying random Pokemon. Kirby's not a Pokemon? I think that's just, yeah. Kirby's not a Pokemon? You think that's just... Yeah. Is Kirby not a Pokemon? No. What did you call it? You said, what are all the things you compared it to?

A Diglett? Yeah. A Kirby? Yeah. A raft that could safely get seven men to hold it? No, I wasn't saying it was like a raft shape. I'm saying it looks very buoyant. I called it Dill Pickle's head. Yeah, I wasn't saying it was like a raft shape. I'm saying it looks very buoyant. I called it Dill Pickle's head.

Yeah, okay. Which kind of looks like a... It was weird. It was like a... Yeah. This is weird. Yeah. You think you could draw Dill Pickle from memory?

No. I couldn't draw... I'm incredible at looking at what I'm drawing and drawing it. Are you actually? Yeah, but I can't draw anything from memory. Like, I couldn't draw an airplane. Can you not visualize things in your head? I don't visualize. That's my problem. I'm all words. In your head, you're words? My head is just words. Are you? Can you visualize an image right now? Yeah. Yeah, I can too.

Whoa, that's weird. I don't even know. No, I can picture things. No, your brain's pretty weird, dude. The way I think is just like... But you can't close your eyes and picture things. Well, that's why you're a great writer, probably. I can do that if I wanted to, but when I'm just thinking, it's never images. But is it the sound of the words or you see the words? It's the sound or just the text. What font?

What? What font? I don't know fonts. God damn. Wait, do you hear your inner monologue? Or no? No, but I... You don't hear anything in your head?

Hear? Yeah. No. Like, you can't hear your voice in your head. What do you mean? Like, when you're reading something. Like, I hear my own voice. Are you, like, fake hearing?

Like, pretending to hear something? No, it's, like, my subconscious. I hear. I feel like sometimes I read my own thoughts to myself. you like fake hearing like pretending to hear something no it's like my subconscious i hear i feel like sometimes i read my own thoughts to myself that's the point of thinking is you don't have to to make sounds or noise right but you hear it no i don't hear anything really when i think what do you hear what do you mean here then that's the point of thinking you can do it in silence you don't hear anything. I think this... You can listen to music and think.

No, I think this is a thing. Some people hear... I know, I've heard this. Some people don't have a... Some people can't think is what I heard. Like, they legitimately can't think. I heard the inner mon... You don't have an inner monologue?

I read it like a teleprompter. No. No, noprompter. No. No, no. I do. No, no. I think well. If you're going to the food store and you're mentally like, all right, phone keys, wallet, and then you're at the food store

and you're thinking about what you have to get, what's going on in your head? Are you like in your head or at milk? In my head, it's phone keys, wallet, but without anything saying that out loud obviously not out loud but you like can hear the words in your head then maybe you guys are sounding like you're listening to audio when you think yeah it's yeah it's like uh you know make no mistake about it there is no sound when i also

we're not coming at you. Yours sounds smarter. I can see this being perceived in a way like, oh, smooth brain Kyle. No, I think yours sounds smarter. I can't even hear his own thoughts. Well, you can't picture do pickles. That would be annoying. It is.

They're loud. Yeah. You guys actually get loud thoughts? Yes. Screaming, waking me up. Oh, no. Yeah. You guys actually get loud thoughts? Yes. Screaming, waking me up. Oh, no. No. I would like to test who all feels what, but I don't know.

Hmm. Hmm. If you're listening, that was the sack just bursting. It's everywhere. Yeah, it fills up this room. We're like tapping on the ceiling. We have to drink our way out like Pearl Harbor. Motherfucker.

I am afraid that it's going to pop right up into your nostril and you're going to drown. It has a good texture at least. That's very smooth. Jen Selt good texture, at least. Smooth. That's very smooth. Jen Seltzer would do some yoga on it. Are you guys excited for the trip? No. It's too long?

Yeah, it's too long. Two weeks. Which, yeah. And the longest drive between cities is 14 hours i think it'll be a good experience but a lot of uh like happy hours yeah it's tough it's tough on the body yeah well you don't have to get like wasted it's a lot of mingling for you yeah a lot of mingling it's almost 50 mingling i got the schedule today mingling mingling mingling. That's what I'm saying, dude. It's almost 50% mingling. I got the schedule today. Mingling, mingling, mingling. Yes. Some of the worst minglers I know.

Yeah, we couldn't even mingle on that. I can't even mingle when I'm forced to only mingle. Here. Yeah. All you have to do is mingle. Yeah. Mingle, just mingle. Give me any challenge you want.

Give me a set of fucking slippery stairs. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And I... Mingle. Just mingle. Give me any challenge you want. You can give me a set of fucking slippery stairs. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'll tumble down them. But mingling with like high noon salespeople. What do I want to say? I think you guys will dominate competitions. It's a lot of common sense.

Maybe, but... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. but i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't want to be the lip guy lips most popular character on shameless a lot of people it's fine like the people who know who i am but i feel like this type of show will get a lot of people like audience members who don't typically consume our content or like right just fans and so the next thing they'll see after

this if they like you they'll be like where there's where does bump go you're they're gonna you're gonna look weird without your bump to them if you have it for the show you should get punched in the pilot yeah so people think it's from a punch and not from something unknown. You're going to be the lip guy, man. I'm sorry. You're crossed a bear. It's not bad. You don't think it's bad?

It's not bad. It's not bad. I've been growing out my chest. My pecs. It would be enough to ruin me. Like, you got everything else about you perfect yeah and then the one thing you reach for on your face i'm rolling with it no it's rolling with you it's it's come to the point where now it you if you had to go get that chopped off they're're like, okay, we got to chop Kyle off this lump. It surpassed you.

All right. Not in size, but in focal point. Now you're getting to like yo mama joke type shit. I'm not. That was like a yo mama so fat type joke. Not at all. The lip's so big that the cut. Your mama's lip size is a yo mama joke.

Fuck. Yo mama. Should we redo the whole episode and we'll have Kyle in the gown, but he went to the hospital because he thought you were gay? Yeah. Yeah.

I got life-flighted to Lenox Hill because Nick's gay. I was a few blocks away. They still had a life flight. Nick's gay and has an aversion to anesthetics, so you have to get surgery. I woke up Fucking disoriented as hell What

What the good news Or the bad news The good news is This is Lennox Hospital The bad news is Next game Why the fuck did I I get surgery?

Did it cure? No, he's still gay. Sometimes. Just preventative measures. Preventative measures. You're with him a lot. They sewed your ass shut. You just have a colostomy bag.

You see it like on the operating table. Is that my butt hole? We're afraid it is. He had you a jar of your hemorrhoids. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Was he always gay no no where am i you're okay you're okay you just had surgery we spackled shut your asshole

oh no don't tell me i know nick skinned over like a decapitation dude yeah fuck so is it a fake asshole or is it the lack of an asshole right no it's just they filled up your whole crack we plugged it with his lip so we got your lip bump out but the only place we could put it was in your asshole couldn't you just throw it away?

No, that's when it gets, that's when the, there's a gray area. Your body's, your body's, your body's grown too used to it. We couldn't leave your body. And there's, yeah. It was vital.

Ever since the pandemic of throwing away, yeah, there's laws in place. It's not as easy as just throwing it away. So we had to put it in your butt. I have lip bumps in my ass.

It's the exact same size as your asshole. Consider yourself lucky. We've seen bigger. What the fuck's happening? We haven't seen bigger lip bumps, but we've seen bigger things. In the medical field, in my years, in my 30 years as a doctor, I have seen bigger ass bigger things in the medical field in my years in my 30 years as a doctor i have seen bigger things not bigger lip not bigger lip by no means by no means

oh man all right boys yeah 288 I gotta go see the music man 288 that's your reply to what I'm gonna say no you're just gonna say like no that's a new untold story hey is that story old or told what no what the fuck that's a new untold story

I knew I told you you're a mean person It's a new untold story. A new untold story. It's a fresh big untold story. A new untold story.