A New Untold Story - Backpack - A New Untold Story: Ep. 1

Episode Date: January 2, 2025

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Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. Everything is rolling. We are good to go with clap. You mean you're going to reply to what I'm going to say? No, you're just going to say no, that's a new untold story. Hey, is that story over told? No, baby.

It's a new untold story. A A new untold story episode you want to start it over episode one It's fine with me. Yeah, right episode one Welcome one is not an area code But uh there's someone whose area code was coming up that just they're devastated. They are devastated, but yeah, we restart sorry episode one episode one the pilot This is a podcast. We're just gonna come in here. We're just gonna you know not a lot of prep We're just gonna be guys that talk

Yeah, I mean it's been done before but not like this not exactly like this It's a little twist a different angle to it. Uh-huh. It's gonna be unfiltered. It's gonna be unfiltered It's gonna be like you guys listening. It's gonna be like We're your friends. You just come here. It's like you're hanging out your boy. They're all cocky here. You're at the bar On the ship ball-busting with your boys. We might talk like pussy. Yeah. Yeah, we'll get a little like some crazy Little vulgar stories Yeah, but thank you guys for joining us along the ride. I hope you like it.

First of the year. Yeah. Happy New Year, boys. Happy New Year. 2025. Yeah. I'm sorry. You're farting right now?

Toot. Yeah, that's the thing. That's the thing with this podcast. We do shit like that. We leave stuff like that in. Yeah, we're not going to cut that out. We're's the thing of this podcast. Yeah, we do shit like that We leave like we leave stuff like that in yeah, we're not gonna cut that out. We're gonna cut the fart We are gonna cut farts other dudes other guys our age would cut the farts no no no no Kyle you were at my house last night Mm-hmm to watch the ball draw girl like three hours. What time did you leave?

1150 I just didn't have you when you're done. You're done. You kissed your uber driver. Happy New Year Really now was in the uber I just did not have it in me for 10 minutes I had to poop and I told you guys that you don't I think I was like starting to get tired I have a bathroom the booze like war, I didn't wanna poop in your bathroom. That's what it's for. Yeah, I don't think you poop in like,

if it's a man and a woman, which you, that's your house. You don't poop. Really? If it was just you, if it was a bachelor pad, absolutely. Okay, see I think you'd go in the basement to poop. I worry about the strength of your toilet. I don't know if it can handle a punch Moresh clogged my downstairs toilet, but he hasn't he still he has his jeans His is

It's the jeans he's wearing No, it's uh his turds are meant for the beach His turds are meant to hit sand Not water or to be thrown at a festival. It's confused when it's in the porcelain. That's what happened. He clogged me. But that's fine. No, yeah, you left at...

Yeah, you could've waited 10 more minutes, man. I know what it is. What? Last year, I saw you kiss. You didn't want me to see you kiss? I did, I absolutely didn't want to see you kiss. Yeah. Cause like, I would've watched. I would've, I would've sped through mine.

I don't have the personality of a kisser. I still would've done it well, but you don't at all. I don't. You know how some people were just like, oh, I can't even imagine. Like I picture him like a Ken doll, like no dick. I picture you like when agent Smith got Neo and just took away his mouth.

Yeah, I'm a, yes, yeah. But I'm very sexual. I'm of a sexual being. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I might've grown a spine this new year. What you mean?

I've already been in more interpersonal conflict and confrontation this year than 2024 as a whole. So- I got in a fight today, almost. confrontation This year than 2024 as a as a whole So I got in a fight today almost Physical no, but it was like what did you do? It wasn't even close to physical wasn't even close to verbal Closest I've been to a fight in a while what happened so I've had a lot it's backpack centric I've had a lot of backpack mishaps, but this is my first backpack drama.

You are, when it comes to, you're a backpack influencer, cause you have a different one all the time. You lost 13 last year. I actually kept the checkered vans for a while. I got the danger over now. But, the what? It's like a luxury. You have a luxury backpack?

It's great brand, it was finally, and I'm so excited, so excited my first time using it I'll see your backpack in the strangest places in this office the checkered vans has been I saw it hanging up on the bathroom Stalled door it was in a locker downstairs for three months and Page our office manager was like whose is this really I was looking for that Mm-hmm, so you've lost it a couple times. Uh-huh, but what was this new backpack? It's my engaged over. It's in the queen You can show it. Yeah, I guess it's really newest backpack? It's my engaged over. It's in the queen. You can show it Yeah, I guess it's really nice. You got a really nice back. It's all black. Do you buy it for yourself clean?

Yeah, I needed the checkered vans one is disgusting. Yeah, so my first time using it lost it. You lost your new Yeah, I was at the club. I'm at the club Your gym my gym. Yeah, which is a club. Mm-hmm And I decided that I wasn't gonna put it in my locker Why because our lockers are tiny and they're already filled my mind's filled with more shit, so I was like wait What do you have a person I want her at your gym? Yes, what do you have in there? shoes and like Things I don't even know but I couldn't fit the backpack with my like coat and everything else

So when I went to shower, I left it outside. I get back my locker buddy, this dude I'm cool with, he was like, oh, I turned it into Lost and Found. So I didn't really lose it, I knew where it was. But then I went to Lost and Found. He would not give it back to me. What do you mean? He didn't think a guy like you could have a piece like that.

He didn't believe it was my backpack. That damn, that must be a really nice backpack. His New Year's resolution must have been to like stop more crime or something. There's not a chance at this gym, at this luxury men's gym, that somebody stole a backpack, but also knew like it was going to be at lost and found. You know what I'm saying? Right. So did he have to like, did he ask you like, can you name something that's in it? And that's what fucked me up. Cause you didn't know. He asked me, he was real, he's real dick at first.

You ever like, as an adult, like somebody treats you bizarrely rude and like your brain takes a while to process it? Yeah, because I'm just so not used to it. It just doesn't happen? Yeah, in person. Yeah. It happened to me when the guy beat off to me.

I didn't know, I was stunned. That's not rude, that's a compliment. That's not I felt pretty rude No, no, that's nice. No, that's really kind. Yeah Yeah, that guy that guy should be canonized. Yeah, I wish someone would do that to me. Oh my god. Yeah So he asked me to identify something in it in my brain., I did not know, because it's a new backpack. It's not like the old one. I would have said Kratom and Delta 8 and all this stuff. And he was really mean about it.

So I was like, he was like, what's in this pocket? He was like, what's in this little pocket then? So I said, I think ChapStick. He was like, oh, you think ChapStick? I'm like, what the hell? What the hell? I wish he did multiple choices. did you say it was stuff so I was like fuck what is in it? And I finally and he's like he's not he's treating lost and found like TSA on 912 Is just not good. It's obviously my backpack

You knew the brand you knew I knew like Finally I was like did you try like did you look the brand. I knew, like, finally I was like. Did you look through your phone to see if you had a picture of me where? I didn't have my phone. I was naked, I had just a towel on me. Because that's the area. Were all your clothes in there? Yeah, our like, locker room has a weird lobby area.

Okay. So I didn't have clothes and I was naked with a towel on. And now I'm starting to get pissed at him. He like, takes down my information, he asked for my membership number. That's nine digits. Why would I remember that? I finally remember Brown hoodie, gray sweats, and he reluctantly gave it back. And then I was like, I went to walk away. I was like, I have to give him some, some golf. Yeah, you have to say something. So you didn't think

this was mine, huh? He was like, you couldn't identify a single thing He has a really good point That's what I that was the extent of the fight, and then I was like I couldn't remember That was your fight, those biggest light years you gotta start fucking with that guy that Is it always him he hates me so much already? I've never met a guy who like he clearly hated me from the get-go. Yes You should keep you should have a different backpack. You should like put different I have to fuck with them again. I think like oh You know you should do have your locker buddy turn in another backpack and you go up to him and just be like hey Oh, yeah, this and it'll be like purple nap sack is also mine

And they'll be like, what's in it? And you're just like, photo you. And there's a picture of him in there. Dude. You should do it. That's so good. You should fuck with him. Yeah, I should.

But like, maybe like a bunch of different photos of you. Yeah. And a picture of your house. A Rubik's cube with a picture of you making different faces on it. Your social security number on a Post-It. Yeah. Yeah, really fuck with them.

You should put like a fake bomb in your backpack. Yeah. Well, that's a felony. It's a fake bomb. I have a weapon. A fake bomb. Imagine if I did have a weapon, because I've had plenty of weapons in different backpacks.

Certainly, yeah. Yeah. The chapstick was in the small pocket. You having, you, here's the thing about your backpacks. You forget that you could take things out. It's a one way street for you. Yeah. So there are relics of the past in there.

There's lots of crumbs and dust. My favorite Kyle story, I've said it on the pod, is when TSA pulled you aside. Yeah, it happens a lot, but I know what you're talking. You're talking about the baked beans. There's a can of baked beans in your backpack. The baked beans was the least embarrassing thing in my backpack. We were going to Ruffin Rowdy in West Virginia, and we had a bunch of fake Gucci, and the

guy took all that out, and he like, one piece by one piece. And there was like a bunch of, there was a... No, the baked beans was whatever. Was there a bunch of models in line behind you? Was that headcanon of mine? A bunch of beautiful women just behind you in line waiting for TSA. Yeah, and I You know a bunch of fake Louis V a bunch of fake Louis obviously fake Horribly Horribly printed and they put out a giant can of Heinz baked beans and remember what he said to you

What did he say? Beans. Yeah. You were there at this point. I was standing right next to you. That's awful. Cause you were like panicked. Cause like at this point in your life,

it could have very, very, it could have been drugs. Yeah. Dude, the only time I can think of like that being in some sort of like carrying thing would be like a hobo with a stick and a Bandana tied up those for a yak draft. We did months before That's what it was and you just didn't take this very big can of beans out

Which I think would be if I was carrying lugging around a big can of beans. I'd take it out of my backpack. You'd feel it Yeah Those things are heavy. Yeah, and then you lost that backpack at the Kansas frat house And you still have never said what was in that. That was a different backpack. Oh yeah. That was the alien mask. A $500 alien mask. Kratom.

I think it was an iPad that was frozen on porn. No, I'm kidding. What a nightmare that is. Your iPad bricks while you're on porno, but it still stays illuminated. Yeah, that's what it was. And a bunch of raspberries, yeah. You had raspberries in your other bag too.

You brought a bunch of raspberries to Kansas. I did. Jesus Christ. How long has it been since you've had a laptop, by the way? I don't wanna say. Yeah. This is part of our job. I know, it now. It's you got a work mandated laptop. When did you lose that I? Had it for a while, then I lost it twice okay, and now do you have it trying to be more organized?

Is that a new year's resolution? I guess Are you uh I'm trying to think of like what's going to in this year and what's out like electric toothbrushes are out and Bok choy is in bok choy is yeah Yeah, I'm operating with the cheat code yeah, what's your cheat code I got Korean girls. Oh, yeah My family. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you probably have him plenty of bok choy. I fucking love Korean food though. I don't even know what bok choy is. I think it's a vegetable. I think it's the next leafy green up.

It's part of the mustard family though. It's good. Vegetables are judged based on how well they serve as a vessel to condiments. You think so? When people say Brussels sprouts are great. Well, the sauce that's soaked up in it is great. But broccoli is great

Well, no, it's just soaks up all that cheese and that makes it good. That's fine. Yeah, that's fine Potatoes a bok choy in okay. What else in? Yeah, what's out and in out? Apologizing if you did something wrong to warrant an apology everybody already knows Okay, so what's the, how do you express like, oh, I'm sorry. Like you just, I think you, you were like, yeah, that was fucked up.

That is better. I think that would make me feel like, I'm awkward when people say sorry to me. Apologizing's out, not this year. In the beanies with a brim. About time. Yeah. The ones that say think on them I don't know if they ever said think that company right that skate company you would know yeah You wouldn't think beanies. Yeah, you remember the I think it was from like Johnny tsunami the beanies with like dreadlocks on them Yes, you kind of like a gesture those

Yeah, that's back in a big way. I'm gonna be looking like Patrick stump Hell you ever seen the heights of the members of fallout boy. Not a single one cracks five three They're not that short fallout boys eat see beat things eat a tiny tiny they're talking about a booster chair Is that what they call that fallout boy? Yeah, they keep on slipping out of their chair Yeah, wait That's that's them who's that on the far left that guy's tiny Yeah, follow boys we as fuck man Dude that kind of dude we've we end up you end up weirdly always bringing it up

I guess because the bands you like but like that kind of dude had such a moment, and then it just they just Disappeared yeah, I know they went extinct so fast They turned into like hipsters right like those types of dudes that used to do like the knock-kneed photos and every chick wanted to fuck them Right. Oh my god. Yeah, they were just running through teens. Yeah, those guys will always take pictures on swing set They were always in our dating pool when we were like kids. Oh, yeah They they were covered HD cameras like really early. They did., and I was like really they would do like the mouth thing Yeah, like that and take a picture As soon as I got like pubic hair. I was like oh now I have to compete with pop punk stars

Yeah, yeah, and you're never gonna win that battle now no Still great music yeah Mm-hmm. How'd you think so? oh I sent you guys a pair of shoes that I want us all to get Mm-hmm. Glad you think so. Oh, I sent you guys a pair of shoes that I want us all to get. The Air Maccabees? Come on. It's a tough one. The Israel Blue with the David Star? The Israel Blue with the David Star.

We gotta get these Air Maccabees, boys. The low tops are more tolerable. You think? I think those are so sick and I want to remake like Mike. I'm with that. You find him. You're a good basketball agent. You get the boys like really good fucking mega deals. Yeah, it's going to be. That's going to be that's it's going to be in the back end.

That's what Lipnicki the spin off of like Mike wasn't his friend and like Mike deals yeah it's gonna be it's gonna be it's gonna be in the back end that's what Lipnicki the spin-off of like Mike wasn't he his friend and like Mike Bow Wow's friend was Jonathan Lipnicki Stuart little boy I don't remember yeah he's from Jerry Maguire yeah yeah I don't remember we gotta please boys that reminds me of I just found out about there's the new Captain America with The black cap yeah black cap yeah, and They initially had this character in it called Sabra Like the hummus, and it's like a canon Marvel superhero. That's Jewish

No way, and I think that like in the time of them filming it They've like slowly like scrubbed the entire character from a Jewish superhero Yeah, Sabra Wow look at her Yeah, and I came across it. I was like holy shit, dude. Was that what the company is named after this the Marvel Jewish superhero Yeah, I I don't know I was I was wondering that too I didn't dig to what like who are I'm just curious like who's her rogue gallery who are the villains? Well, there's one in particular. Hitler?

Yeah, Hitler. She like sneaks into Hitler's quarters and circumcises him. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, who's like the villain there? Is it like, Iran? Yeah, I don't know. And is there, is there like- is there an Indian superhero? I think they all have like a main superhero in the Marvel-

There's that- there were- in The Eternals there was one of- one of the Eternals was that Indian dude who was in Silicon Valley but now is like scared jacked. Oh, yeah, yeah. All his steroids went to his jaw. His jaw was terrifying. Yeah. He scares the shit out of him. C'mon, c'mon. Yeah. Yeah. That was terrifying. Yeah, he scares Yeah That was it

Yeah, I don't know. I mean there's got to be if there's a If there's a Jewish superhero, there's got to be an Indian one. I think they have every kind. Yeah, that'd be cool I want to yeah, I might have to do research on that There what there is a Jewish superhero kind of the woman you sent me this morning I spent the entire break every time we find a cool person. It's always a man I Found a cool obviously because I was trying to think of cool women Amelia Earhart not cool. I Think Jessica Chastain is pretty cool. She has big fat tits. No you're thinking of Christina Hendricks. Oh my god. I am Jessica Chastain paramour girl. Oh Haley Williams is cool. Jessica Chastain? The Paramore Girl. Oh, Hayley Williams is cool.

Yeah, she's cool. She is cool. But we found a cool woman. What's her name? Oh my god. What? Hedy or Heedy Lamar? Heedy Lamar.

She's a supermodel, actress, became a spy on World War II. Whoa. Look at her. Quit being a spy and invented Wi-Fi Yeah, big shoutouts. I I don't believe that you don't think she invented why that has to she also invented a Capsule that you could just drop in water and made your water dude. She's actually like he's awesome. Oh, yeah She's like timeless hot yeah like that guy usually like look look at this bomb show and you look at her You're like, yeah Yeah, right fashion or whatever like but that is legitimately hot. Yep black and white 1940s chick, which is a red one

And she did vaginal busting on camera at age 18 and didn't know that. Okay, you and I must That's why I started her mom. She had six husbands. Yes, six husbands six divorces. Mm-hmm fucking Jim Kelly. The blues and rings, you know what I'm saying? Jewish, uh, her mom was a Jewish pianist. Jewish pianist? Yeah. They cut the lid off her piano.

Hell yeah, dude. Yeah. That's what I wrote to my mom. Yeah, that's written. They cut the lid off her piano. With the asterisks next to it. That joke. Meaning what? I don't know. Must say this one. Oh, yeah Asterisks next to it that meeting what I don't must say this one Zinger she got her start in film and night at age 18 or even younger But her big break was the film ecstasy in 1933 which is controversial especially in America and amongst I think the Pope denounced it because it shows the first to portray second first film to portray sexual intercourse and the female orgasm no way

She's the first on-screen orgasm mm-hmm. It was in black and white Hedy Lamar film became both celebrated and notorious for showing Lamar's face in the throes of orgasm and She was upset about it. She didn't know that that was gonna be on wait She's gonna do that there was a big old-timey camera in her face. She didn't know that I don't be like far away Oh, really really see it was her oh Look at this wait mcplain the first the first woman orgasm in film history 1933 with Hedy Lamar. Oh, he's he's a stud. He'll get her oh Undeniable yeah how's he doing it I just exhaling on huh this is the chick that invented Wi-Fi yeah how

does she invent Wi-Fi I guess she just I don't know I don't Wi-Fi. How does she invent Wi-Fi? I guess she just I don't know. I don't Wi-Fi. I will never understand. I don't know what that is either. All right, then she at age 18, she married. Wait, how old is she in this 18? Oh, she married a filthy rich arms merchant from Austria and a Friedrich Mandel. Who was he had ties to Mussolini and Dolph Hitler. Her parents says here, her parents both of Jewish descent

did not approve due to Mandel's close ties to Italian fascist leader Benito Mussolini and German Fuhrer Adolf Hitler. Yeah, I don't think my parents would approve. He was 33 too. Oh, he was young Hitler. Yeah, her parents didn't approve Who is our daughter bringing home for Hanukkah? Oh this 33 year old who's boys with Hitler oh

I guess I don't approve of that necessarily Well, she's an adult she knows what she's doing she They can I'm I am a Christian boy. And if I brought home a guy that was friends with Adolf Hitler, my parents wouldn't approve. If I was dating a friend of Hitler, you know what I'm saying? My parents would be pissed. She was like a high school age nubile teen. And then he like held her captive in his castle house. Oh, they both lived in

She fled him. She didn't leave him. She's not a good sign. We have to flee your husband should never flee your husband What else about yeah, but wait am I wrong about Wi-Fi I didn't see I didn't even look to that part search Hedy Lamar Wi-Fi. I swear she did This was after she was a spy. Cool chick. Bad taste in men. Her last, so she got married six times, divorced six times. Her last husband was her divorce lawyer. Oh yeah, they probably spent so much fucking time together. Louis Boyz.

Alright, yeah, she wins the award coolest chick Let's just assume that she did it. Yeah, it's way better that way. She invented the technology that supported it Okay, so she did Wi-Fi doesn't happen without her That's dope there. We go. I wrote a Jewish like rap verse you You wrote a Jewish rap verse? A sexual Jewish rap verse? Yeah. So wait a minute. We have bonus week coming up and we're all doing a verse for a new WFB song.

And you got obsessed with writing raps. Writing rap lines. That's rap. Not cohesive, full rap songs. Okay, so you have some Jewish sexual rap bars? Just let me know what you think and what I can do to make it better. Okay, okay When did you do this okay

Asked her for top, but she gave me dreidel. It's pretty good now her jaws on locks and my dicks in a bagel She said fuck KY jelly and taught KY Ellie a lesson and my dick went from deli to delicatessen It's good, that's really good That's really good something like that. That's really fucking good. I feel like I've made the flow happen. It would Be cool. Maybe yeah, definitely. I don't I used I Used to have a bar that you would have loved that she said are you six plus inches I said smash the under Colossus of Rhodes head she erected seven wonders And I tried to rhyme synagogue vestibule with big dogs testicles

to rhyme synagogue vestibule with big dogs testicles. That's a one for one man, it's not even a slant rhyme. It's a cock of a puppy but a big dog's testicle. Now I'm trying to get some dome in a synagogue vestibule. You're spitting. That is. I have a bar about a Canadian chick, she's not a baddie, she's a vladdie, she makes me want to expose myself You're good, you're way better

We're both like this is what we do, but it's it's when you get the confidence to record it It was that's when it just comes that's where it's corny. Yeah The heaps I was the leaps and bounds to make these rhymes. Yeah, so we have a rap coming Oh, that's gonna be mortifying dude. I don't want to do it, but I want to write it You have any more Jewish sexual the rhymes. I was trying to make like what is the Burlington Coat Factory one? What does that have to do with Judaism to Jews like? Where is this? I don't think that I don't know they're indifferent right? I don't hate it Luke. You're Jewish Burlington Coat Factory It's fine indifferent indifferent

That's a lot of bars. I asked her asked her for sloppy in the Burlington Coat Factory. What's the return policy? Just give your throat back to me Damn all right now. you're talking like a real rapper I was a little bit aggressive I wouldn't say that in real life dude BMP rock is gonna love this what BMP Rocks gonna love this isn't that the Jewish dude he's P he's a deadB. Rocks a dead man. He's he's oh, what am I? He's killed by you. I think of the Jewish guy that's a rapper, little Dickie. No. Well, yeah, but the guy that like went super viral. Oh, yes. The the tick tock guy. Oh, yeah.

You know, he kosher dyslexia struck me big on that one. Sneezing on the beat. You know, they've been. I don't know. Yeah. We're going to have have to write these lyrics and I'm gonna enunciate so much whilst rapping. You're gonna pronounce every phoneme. Yeah, it's gonna. The good thing is that we fuck bitches,

the songs you made were sort of jokes, obviously. So that helped, it's not like we're gonna try to make them actually dope. But it would be sick if it was dope. What if we charted like one? That'd be sweet. It'd be tough. I see why like lame white dudes fall into this.

Yup. Like I can do it. I can write well. It sounds good in my years. I bet you guys our age, eight out of 10 at one point in time We're certain they could be a rapper The honor yeah, because we grew up in that era. Yeah, where it was like there was no influencer

So you just be try to become a rapper. Yeah, and we could say the end word Yeah Scream it Josh. We just did it like still soft dish. Did he say the n-word in that no Him and Bryce Hall made still soft ish. Did he say the n-word in that no? Him and Bryce Hall made still soft ish, and it went like bubonic plague platinum like everywhere So many dudes just still they do the parody rap, but they want to make it they want it to be really good Yeah, that's what we're about to do. Yep. It's gonna be horrible. I'm dreading dreading Alright guys tiny quick interruption to talk about our favorite app it is the game time app

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But then I like when you're like which are the Dodgers That's a daughter's daughter. Yeah, and so but then I was like going more into that and then I got in this really weird thing Kyle you're gonna fuck with this they started showing like where he was born and stuff like that I always look that up and try to see like where that is what it is now He was born in 1859 on 31 Clark Street, New York City. I got furious because there is no Clark Street in New York City There's a Clark Street in Brooklyn without an E that really upset me. There was an error on their apartment I don't know or to be spelled. I mean it was 1859. Yeah, the different streets

But anyways, that's in Brooklyn Heights, which is like the cool neighborhood for actors like I'm not an LA actor I'm Adam driver. Oh Brooklyn Heights actor. Yeah, it's like you know, he's got one of the widest tor torsos I've ever seen He is a he has yeah, he does. Yeah, it really does. He looks like a Like there's a praying mantis inside of him. There's something about it anyway, so He moved then to 154 Alexander Ave in the Bronx. Oh What do you think that's a real place? What do you think is there now? What is that now? It's a real place back

Then it was just like a field in a farmhouse Nothing. What is it now? Yeah, what do you think sir now? Thank you stadium. No Like a juice bar. That's a little sketchy. It's an underpass. Oh Mm-hmm Underwhelming. Wow. Yeah, but that's holy shit. What a fine now. It's That's super underwhelming. Wow. Holy shit, what a find.

This is the shit I enjoy doing. You were just looking around in this? Yeah, I fucking love doing this. And then, so then he went to... Yeah, this blew my fucking mind. Now I'm feeling very self-conscious about the next one. I'm feeling very self-conscious about the next one. You're kidding. That's new too.

They built that after you were talking about I'm okay. Well, we then work dude. What do you think you would do like we told him his place was an underpass now He'd probably flip a lid before I flip it. Okay, so then he worked Gerald on an 18 and Street, which is near City Hall. What is it now? Cezara Shit it's a fucking Zara. But so like he got into baseball and then he became a big avid bowler and then he joined a bunch of clubs and this is from the thing. Bowling like I guess like they all had beef, they had arch rivals. So he joined the arch rivals of the Lincoln's council team and was elected their captain in 1893. His bowling average was 170 in more than 50 games

He's considered one of the swiftest and at the same time truest bowlers He's a true bowler true bowler, but a bowlers bowler one seven. That's not I couldn't do it I don't I couldn't do it, but that ain't no that's not at all now. Maybe like once in my life That's pretty good for a true bowl. Yeah Maybe like once in my life I'll hit 170. That's pretty good for a true bowler. Yeah. Then. The true, what does that mean?

I don't know. The swiftest, but at the same time true. I don't know what that means. I don't know what any of that. Is he good, is he bad? No, that's really confusing. Like he was quick about it. 170 isn't good.

170 is not good. That year the Brooklyn Eagles stated he's swift yet true. Anyways though, so then he got into Brooklyn baseball started like buying out the team yada yada yada, but the names of the old the names of the teams Before they were the Dodgers were fucking silly. What do you pick so for a while? They were the the Brooklyn? groomsmen bride and grooms the bride and grooms yes, and then they dropped the brides for just the grooms because they were like fuck chicks Yeah, but it was all because I grooms they a bunch of guys on the team one year got married Oh, yeah, they could just change the name to what's going on at that very moment and then for a while

They were the super bars. I don't even know how to say I saw that I don't know what that means yeah because the brother of the manager was in a vaudeville act called Superba. Okay. You could just name it. That sounds like, who's the chick that was married to Kanye? Who has no eyebrows.

Amber Rose? No. That was in Rap Hattles? No, no, no, no, she has no eyebrows. The transparent big titted fat Brazilian. The one now? The Aussie big titted chick? No, no, from Uncut has no eyebrows the the transparent big the one now No, no from uncut gems Mm-hmm never mind moments lost keep going

But one of that sounds like her describing her favorite Judd Apatow film Favorite Nicki Minaj song But one to one of their one of their big signings was a guy named we Willie Keeler Mm-hmm a lot of those guys were we He was regarded as the one of the shortest players who have ever played the game What's his height if full five or five that's not even short? Five four five that's not even short That's like I know like five four dudes who like don't turn heads in public with their stature No, you don't no you don't five fours head-turning. No, it's not

You don't think but it's like it's seen he's like he has a tall man's face He does but he was insane He of course like all these old guys he's on base percentage of 400 for seven straight years Which I think is good. Isn't that really good? I think I'm not a big baseball guy. So I think that's amazing Yeah, and his his advice that he gave to other hitters was hit it where they ain't That's pretty good. Mm-hmm. Yeah hit it where they ain't. That's pretty good. Yeah. And he was apparently like insane at bunting.

He like gamed the system by bunting. So he would just like, if he was close to getting out, he would just bunt them to death. And then he would just foul bunt. And they made a rule where like, if you bunt foul on two strikes, you're out. Because this guy would just Stay out there forever. Back to like hit it where they ain't.

I could never know that. I'm like, my my like, no, but like my baseball coach, when I was like in T-ball, like, hey, it's coming to you. I can't do that. Like, choose where I'm hitting it. I guess if you're really giving back like fielding practice, could you do it? If I'm throwing the ball to myself, yes, you could. Yeah, I don't think you could. I was always impressed by that.

Athletes can do that. I, I, it's completely random trajectory. But if I'm at bat and a pitcher's throwing it to me, that's what I hated about baseball. I had no control. Yeah? Like I'm just gonna swing and hope it goes somewhere where like in a gap.

Really far, yeah. But I had no control over that. That's why I didn't like baseball. Yeah, I was always impressed by the coaches when they're doing like fielding grounders. They just like ping it like right to the right to you. I'm always I don't think Kyle, I don't think you could do that.

I've done that. If someone's at shortstop, you hit a ground ball to them. You can do that. Like, yeah, I'm not even the level where I could, I couldn't even like do practice well. No, I couldn't coach children. But he also invented this thing called the Baltimore chop Where he would just like hit the ball directly into the ground and it would bounce so high that you would get to first

He was doing like wait. That is so sick. Look how he's holding the bat I know but can you hold it all the way at the top? So they're here upside down hit his spleen also. It's just wait is his bat really short. It's just and that yeah Hit his spleen also. It's just wait is his bat really short. It's just and that yeah But do imagine being like a major league pitcher and going up against this like tiny little man That just is bunting you to death and then does the Baltimore chop or it bounces in the air and by the if I got Baltimore Chop by five for man that I'm flipping. I'm again flipping a leg. Just like gaming the system He was probably so fucking infuriating to play against but very good Compilation of the Baltimore Chop. Yeah, the Baltimore Chop.

Oh, that's sick! Wow. And you can't catch it because it already hit the ground. Yeah, pretty sick. Anyways, but back to Ebbets. The only other thing that I found weirdly interesting was that after it was all said and done he joined This oh, no, sorry. This is we Willie he joined a fraternal club called

Benevolent and protective order of Elks. Oh the Elks Club and has nothing to do with Alex. No, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no there's other all the time like area like as Freemasons similar. Yeah, there's there's an Elks Club right by us where we grew up Are you for real? Yeah, it's really war veterans go to get fucked up Yeah, they go to pay 50 cents a beer fucked up get DUIs on the way home Rules yeah, yeah, I was fucked up by that name. Yeah, that's really quarter of of Alex I'd love to be in one you have to To join it they have like all these like rites and rituals and one of them is that you have to like promise to uphold the Constitution Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, it's a big part of it my mom bartends at one of those your mom bartends at an Elks Yeah, holy shit. I was about to say something vile about Elks Club bartender

Based on no experience because I've never been in one yeah, they've never had tits above their waist No no Said I didn't I don't know yeah I'm kind of blown away that you guys all knew about the else. Oh, yeah pump calm. We got to get you home You should be an elk Dude while you were looking at that I've been looking at do you remember the game just dance on Nintendo Wii? Yeah, well yeah, it's like It's just a Wii game where it plays a song a cover of like a song cuz they don't have the rights and it's almost like

Guitar hero for gay guys or women and you just like have to do the moves with your we motes every Song has like a background dancer in it and you'd think it was nothing They have the deepest lore out of any video game characters ever really yeah, these are they're like dating one another There's like and it's all... They're like dating one another, there's like, uh, and it's all canon. They're dating one another, there's divorces and children, alliances and enemies. Are these Wii animated characters? They're like, uh, search like Rasputin, I know, like, he like, fuck, Rasputin's a dickhead in that.

Rasputin Just Dance. Yeah, he's one of the characters, he's to the Rasputin dance in Just Dance. Yeah, this whole wiki dude, I've just been going through it and it has like his pronouns on the side, his affiliations, like who he's dating. He like was dating a chick and left her at the altar. Yeah. In the Just Dance universe. This lore is one of the best soap operas I've ever experienced. Their characters on a plots in the game. No, they just dance in the background of these videos so somebody's taking the Japanese are An interesting bunch being able to do lore stuff would be the best job. Yeah, cuz everything you say is canon, right?

Yeah, just create. Yeah, you just create you wrong, but I've just been looking at like who's been fucking who whose alliances who you shipping Yeah, who do you fuck with I like bridezilla? That's Rasputin and the bride, but he left her at the altar and she became bridezilla Yeah, there's a lot of crazy shit like his ex yeah, why She seems nice she seems nice nice and I feel bad for her Yeah, but there's a lot of crazy shit I was gonna make fun of you, but I was looking up Current places where people grew up and getting mad about what that it's not that anymore. That was crazy That was crazy. Just like can you guys believe that this guy's home from 1850 isn't it isn't that?

It's a fucking just sad. It's just a fucking underpass. That's sad as fuck. It used to be beautiful farmland Now it's a shitty bridge that people pee in it's an engineering Marvel It's not an engineering Marvel. Mm-hmm. I bet you we could build a bridge no fucking way a small one No way, we could build a bridge. I bet you we couldn't a billion of me couldn't build a bridge no fucking way a small one no way we could build a bridge I bet you we couldn't a billion of me couldn't build a bridge You mean you could use the corpses I could damn a river Yeah, it has to be above water Can't build a bridge no no no Rudy you couldn't start a fire. I could start a fire. No you can't Oh, I can know you can't I can start no you can't absolutely start a fire Dog, I don't. No you can't. I could absolutely start a fire

Dog, I don't think. I don't want to be that guy. I Used to spend days in the woods with my dad. He was a savage What do you mean you don't want to be that guy? We're doing a fire off like a survivor Fire challenge between me and Rudy. I'm in. Do you think you can start a fire in this room with the materials in this room? No, I need natural ingredients, okay, let's do a fire off. Yeah, do a fire off. I'll do a fire off actually No, I could because there's a fire right there. I'm excited handle. That's lit right below like there is fire on her There's a lighter in this room. There's multiple. I actually did that once I had a lighter and I was like why does it smell like burning electricity and I just had melted part monitor. Oh, with a candle. Yeah. Yeah, which is what MOOC is actively doing right now

Yep, that a boy. Um, I gotta bring it back to Kyle my mom. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Kyle. My mom got you a gift. What? My Kyle. Okay. I'm excited. Why am I jealous? We were at the Free auto was called the wet soul wrestling towards that's bro Horsham. Yeah, this is for Kyle and she bought it So she said it's from a shirt from the oh sure from the wet. Oh my god Thank you to tell yeah, can I give me shoot me? Slide me her math so I can thank her Let me see that oh cow you were at a wrestling tournament yesterday was two days ago northwestern the Midlands What's that it used to be the most prestigious regular season?

wrestling tournament in the country and Well, I was like one of 12 people in the big arena stand Yeah I still got to watch some good wrestling I was like one of 12 people in the big arena stands Yeah I still got to watch some good wrestling Do you cheer? Do I cheer? No, cuz I had no one to but I just I get real into it like really into it And I'm like I'm especially into high school wrestling now. Do you think you're a top 10 wrestling media member?

No, they got Cuz I don't I don't cover it. Right. I think about like that as a career path. I, I do love it. I'm finally willing to admit that I'm obsessed with it. Right. For so long, I was like, it was so tarnished in my head because I failed to reach all my goals. So I was like, I got to remove myself from it. Well, you punted away your childhood Middle school high school and college experiences for it. I did and I used to be like fuck why'd I do that? I resented the sport because of it and I'm like I'm so glad I did that. Yeah, cuz like it was it was really Thank God for wrestling yeah, did you take pictures of the? Take pictures of like with the kids like where you're like their highs their color color, right?

Yeah pictures who want is now what's what Stanford wants Stanford one big right? Yeah, who's the powerhouse? the powerhouse it's Iowa well Penn State's the best Brock Lesnar is the best athletic team in the world Like the the university as a whole Penn State's wrestling team. Where'd Brock Lesnar wrestle? Penn State's the best athletic team in the world. Like the university as a whole? Penn State's wrestling team. Oh really? Yeah. Brock Lesnar went to Minnesota.

I was looking at pictures of him when he was there. Nobody knew about him. He was a Minnesota boy that just showed up. Like no, he wasn't recruited or anything. He was just good at wrestling. He was just a huge farm boy And he showed up and he just started slamming dudes That's him is that's him is like a freshman dude imagine being like fuck that I would not let this him in college I can't believe it

This is that's insane. That's looks fake His teeth look like they're in pain from his muscles. Yeah. Yeah, his teeth look strong Fucking nuts look like they're in pain from his muscles. Yeah, yeah. His teeth look strong. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking nuts. Dude, he's putting work in on that leotard with those traps. Yeah. Singlet, yeah.

Sorry, my bad. Speaking of which, I bought us all singlets. Thank you. Everybody has a different color. For nothing in particular? For bonus week next week. We're going to be playing a role playing game. What I'm worried about, like how do you handle the penis area? That's a really good question.

You either got it or you don't. It's crazy how it works. It's either like, oh that guy is well endowed or that guy has no penis. There's no in between. I don't think my penis. No, it was way. Yes. I don't think my penis will doesn't react well to pressure. My penis doesn't do well on camera. Yeah, I think it's going to retreat.

Yeah, if we're all in the same boat, don't lie to me, because that's why. That's the case for me. Don't like show up in your pact. Rudy's going to show up hard. We be mad if any of us show up packed. We feel like you will. I'm not going to show up hard. Will you be mad if any of us show up packed? Will you look at us differently? I feel like you will. I'm not gonna show up packed.

But I have the luxury of being juxtaposed next to my legs. True. That'll help, yeah. That's where I have a huge mismatch. That's right. I have humongous thighs and a dot of a penis. Sure. And I'd imagine your thighs from years of pressing

has made your penis probably kind of tape-wormish flat. Mm-hmm, yeah. Like a... It's eroded. Yeah, it's just like a lasagna strip. Just like those little pebbles you see between two huge boulders that it's just barely cleaning off. Yeah, I mean, I'd imagine years of rubbing and wear.

Yeah. It'd be all right. She called me big man on campus, but I'm hung like a townie. She still picked the cock first I'm Jadavia on clown It's fun yeah, yeah that is good you love that I do I had like a weird I had it really like Did you fucking love that? Yeah, I just remembered that I wrote a bar about Anne Frank.

Let me see if I can find it. For some reason we're all inspired by Jewish people. Yeah, I was trying to do one about because the Blackhawks were playing the Sabres and so the score ticker said shy buff 5-3 that's KB. That's you. You're a fucking hockey ticker said shy buff five three that's KB. That's that's you You're fucking hockey ticker ass Okay, I found it. I want to start calling you score bug dude shy shy buff five three I'm gonna be Frank about the status of my bank. I got Benji's and Frank's in my basement safe. I call that the floorboard bank

So you rhymed Frank with Frank and bank with bank? Yep, and my money is trained it is sits in its weights But when I make a withdrawal I make the floorboards break and pull them up. That's an Anne Frank yank You just keep on saying the same thing that's what rhy rhyming. Yeah. Yeah, listen Frank does rhyme with Frank It does really well really well. Why didn't I think of that? Anyways, that's you can expect being the same word. I'm gonna rhyme the same Frank Frank Frank Frank I'm gonna try to rhyme the same word and have it make sense. Try it. Yeah, good luck trying Oh, yeah, I think rappers do do that. Oh, yeah, uh-huh

Yeah with the n-word right and what a luxury that is. It's a Good filler Little dickie has a whole song about it how we can't say it all the antagonist. Yeah Really? Yeah, how it's it's a good good song. He's really good. Yeah. Yes He is oh My god, what else we got going on? Well, are you still looking through bars? No, I'm looking at like different Wikipedia things I love that there's a Wikipedia article called list of incidents at Disneyland Resort that I liked yeah, what's there?

Nobody's allowed to die there. Did you know that? Oh, there was that woman that died there. What happened? They just continuously give them CPR. Like the whole thing is that Walt Disney never wanted anyone to die in the grounds. And people obviously have died from like heart attacks and stuff. So like the EMTs and the workers are like instructed they won't pronounce you dead on the grounds. That's like there's a guy that's like literally blue and they're like giving him CPR. This is a real story. And some guys like this guy's dead and they're like, no, he's fine. And then they'll like giving him CPR. This is a real story and some guys like this guy's dead

And they're like no he's fine, and then they like carry away in the paddy wagon, and that's like some what's that? Yeah, what's that recent story about the woman? She died like while watching Disney plus, but Disney plus is like sue it's a weird thing Hold on you pull that up, and I'll look this one up Okay, there's a little pig incident what in 1976 an unidentified woman sued the Disney Parks Corporation Because she claimed that an employee dressed as one of the three little pigs at the it's a small world attraction Grabbed her and fondled her breast singular. They also hyperlinked fondled for some reason

While shouting mommy mommy for some reason While shouting mommy mommy She claimed to have gained 50 pounds as a result of the incident and sue Disney for 150,000 and damages for assault battery false imprisonment and humiliation So she claims to get she got fondled into obesity by a little pig But so like a pig called her mommy implying that she's a pig and then because of that she gained 50 pounds Yeah And then the plaintiff dropped charges after Disney's lawyers presented her with a photo of the costume which had only

Inoperable stub arms so wait she she did she make it up. She made it up. Oh my god She picked the mascot with no arms On her breath was him that fondled me I would love to see like, Lincoln lawyer Matthew McConaughey pull up the photo. And the court would be like, ask the jury, are these arms capable of fondling the breasts?

That would be so funny though, if it was like an old timey southern lawyer and like the pig was on the stand. He was like, why don't you try to fondle my balls? Yeah. Why don't you fondle my balls? As you can see, his arms don't work. He cannot. It actually happened with the Winnie the Pooh mascot. He was accused of slapping it by the

mother, slapping a 10 year old girl named Debbie Lopez, bruising her, giving her headaches. This does sound like a fun read. And at one point the employee entered the courtroom after a recess wearing the poo costume and Responded to questions while on the witness stand as poo would including dancing a jig And he got away with it no Similar incident appearing as poo showed the jury that the costumes arms were too low to the ground to slap a girl of the victim's height showed the jury that the costumes arms were too low to the ground to slap a girl of the victim's height That's my dream come true. That's a dream. I've had for about 15 seconds, and it just came true Man, what this year is gonna be great. Oh good. This one's fucked up. This is what I read about

This woman died in Epcot and they're trying to sue Disney and Disney says since she signed up And they're trying to sue Disney and Disney says since she signed up Years earlier for Disney Plus a free month trial in the fine print of signing up for Disney Plus you wave all Arbitration towards the Disney Company what that's fucked up. That's fucked up. What if I got the bundle? I got the bundle your feet I still so you sign up for Disney Plus or have ever signed up for Disney Plus You can die in the park wrongfully and that you can't do shit. So this woman, how's she doing now? She's dead. Yeah. Not well, yeah.

Yeah, I guess the worst. Dude, that's crazy. Wait, what's the, these are crazy that the cost is like a bunch of like horrible tragedies But it's like somewhat funny because there's a cost like it's at goofy's bounce house get deafened by a bomb Mickey's Toontown absolutely rattled by explosions Yeah, like that would suck if you finally get like a badass scar there's like how'd you get that It's like it was a goofy's bounce house That ruins everything. Oh my God. Happy 85th birthday to Jim Baker.

He is a televangelist who's exclusively committed deadly sins. Those televangelists are the worst people on earth. They're the worst people, but what they do is amazing. They are so good at getting money from people. Oh yeah, they're showmen. You've seen like the arenas. Oh yeah, they're like strapped up to wires.

They try so hard to be hot. Yeah, but then there's like the old southern ones. Oh those guys, is that who Jim Baker is? Devils. Oh B-A-K-K, backer? It's pronounced Baker. Okay, what did he do? What's this? What's this? Oh, he was like a he built a fucking Empire He had like a one of his things he just like had vacation homes out the wazoo he raped he co-raped

Secretary with another man drug Dan raped her He built this massive theme park. He's just like a gemstone from righteous gemstones, okay called like I forget the name of it, but it was the third biggest park in the world at one time only behind Disney World and Disneyland This is just in the 80s or the seven. It was a Christian theme park Called here. He used all the money. He he raised for his own good, for his own personal benefit. He never gave anything? He went to jail. Is he alive? Oh yeah, he's still doing the shit.

He's hawking like, during COVID, he sold like, Poland Springs water that he claimed was a cure to COVID. Wait, I remember that. And it worked, like millions of people bought it. Oh, I thought you meant it just cured COVID. No, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I thought you meant that just cured COVID. No, yeah. And now he's selling like 12 gallon buckets of soup. Wait, PFT bought that. Oh, PFT probably talked about him. Oh my God. He sold a cure. What's his net worth? He made so much money. Like what's Joel Osteen's net worth? He's got to be like a

Moot does your mom like him? Loves Joel Osteen, but all he does is blatant sin. That's all he does That's all they do is sin blatantly just and do fucked up horrible sins It's never like they're just like kind of bad look have you seen a picture of his church? It's never like they're just like kind of bad look have you seen a picture of his church? I've been there you've been to Joel Osteen's church in Texas. It's a massive. Yeah, why what I have family in Texas And like my mom went through a huge Olsteen phase and we went to the church Were you like singing and praising and I don't get like you had your hands up in the air. Yeah, so I know you did it No, how old were you like 12? Did you like it?

Like you like it as much as you like it. You know what I mean like Yeah, like it's as good as it can only be so good because it's church you're going to church Yeah, but it's like a Coldplay concert like a hundred thousand people packing every Sunday. Yeah, and there's like a light show It's like tomorrow dudes are like shredding on guitar. Yeah, they have pyrotechnics That one dude looks insane that That Kenneth Copeland guy. These dudes cheat more than NBA players. Oh my god! I sound like back here.

Did your mom like freak out? Yeah. There was a phase of time in middle school to early high school where I'd wake up every morning and I'd hear Joel Olsteen playing in her bedroom. No way. She, she still likes him No moved on but she's still like Like respects Joel Olsteen. We're part of like one of those weird non-denom church. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I went on Christmas It was you went to a nom de nom on Christmas. Yeah I'm a creaster Christmas and Easter show up to non-denom sing some songs

With all the rest of the yeah, I get that fine, but like this, when you go to like... Is this every week? Yeah. And then like he doesn't have to pay taxes, right? That has to be such a hassle. None of these guys pay taxes. Yeah. The church pays for it.

I just remember when Houston was hit by like either a hurricane or something horrible, people were dying. He put the most comically... Like it looked like a cartoon, like chain and lock over his door so people couldn't get into a stadium. Yeah Yeah, it was like the only place I could house that many people that were marooned and he put He made it like Fort Knox People are just dying outside Yeah, I mean I kind of would want to see like one of these like mega It's like a that show seems seems like I gotta see that.

I do kinda wanna see it. Wait, can you buy, can you look up tickets? Is there any like fights in the stands? Are there box seats? I think there's VIP seating. Are there concession stands? Is there artist passes? Christmas tickets have to be insanely expensive.

But it's the whole family, right? Like they're all these like televangelists they always get needed to commit these horrible crimes and they get accused of it and they just say nah but if I did you have to forgive me or you'll go to hell oh yes brilliant so they just prey on like the most vulnerable people in the world right and take their money and then there was a guy named Peter pop-off which is an amazing name. What a name.

He would bring up people on stage like plants and like pretend to heal them of their like disabilities. That's like the oldest scam in the world. I know, it is mind blowing that this has worked in the 1900s, the late 1900s. Peter Popoff? Peter Popoff. He got caught, like it was just his wife, like all of the members would fill out a forum with all of their information on it beforehand,

and he would like wow the crowd by like knowing their address. And he's like, arthritis be gone! And you could touch him and he goes, how do you feel? Do you feel like your arthritis is gone? And they'd be like, yes. And the crowd would go ballistic. Yeah, I wanna go to that.

Oh, that's him? Peter Popoff, what a name. That's insane. What a waste of a name. I know, I went to one of those, I just remembered, I went to one of those and my mom had some hippie friend that was into holistic healing. And we went to this like weird little like

kind of kind of a church, but not really and Actually brought people on stage and would do like the humming and like the oh Yo, and she would start like or reying them. Oh, yeah taking out their pain taking out their energy And everyone in there was like this is amazing I can't wait to go like they're gonna like Cure me of my back pain and I was sitting there the whole time being like what the fuck is going on one of my first? graphic design gigs I to make a pamphlet for one of these non-doms and The there was like a guitar I had to go to one of the services it was in oh, hi

it was in Eastern, Ohio and The this guy came out in a harness like playing shredding guitar and like flipping it was sick. Yeah, it is cool It's super gay, it's gay. It's gay. It's not actually not cool. It's not No, nothing about it is cool actually Except the last name pop-off pop-off. I mean he's made he made like if he admits to himself he's evil, then like he how is he different than like a mafioso or like a he's not murdering, I guess. Lord. I'm saying like he should be respected because he's not like he knows he's evil. Yeah, right. Yeah, I don't believe heroin like feels legitimately awesome. I bet you the feeling the the power of Christ is similar to an opiate mainlining an opiate

I doubt it. Yeah, I've seen people like doing the whole Yeah, their hands up. Yeah, they love it. What's that area Philly where people are nodding off Kensington? Yeah, just people outside of churches Yeah Yeah, just people outside of churches. Just drooling. Yeah. Yeah, mainlining Jesus does seem to be pretty potent. Yeah, it's... Have you ever had any like late stage super religious friends? Um, yeah, but like in a way that it made them better people. It does. It does.

I'm like a little... It's fucked up of me, but I'm like a little bit on edge around them now, right? Probably it's probably a reflection of me Yeah, I mean whatever works. Yeah, whatever works as long as you have yeah if it works for you Bonus week is next week should we give up should we give the agenda? Up to you Monday will be the WFB song. Okay. Yeah, we'll get in recording it next week, right? We're not drunk. We're recording it It'll come out the week after yes. So yeah, we'll be doing all that. So yeah next week release will be regular Regular release next week, but what in that week? We'll be doing all that other stuff. Right.

We have an interview with a fan favorite. Yes. We're rapping at WFB New Track, which is going to be horrible. We're in singlets. We're in singlets for a role playing game. Yeah. We're getting our wheelchair Brawly tattoos. Oh yeah. Wait a sec. Shout out Brawly tattoos. Oh Yeah

We sick shut up. Are we yeah as a whole as a collective or I'll get to I'll get I'll get two for you Thank you. Yeah, I'll get it. I'll get it for the wheelchair. I'll get an ATV I'll get a four four by four a tandem wheelchair. Yeah, does that exist a unicycle wheelchair would rock to Dude has anyone who's been paralyzed ever done that be like no, I'm just doing ATVs. I probably I guess you could They have like I don't know no no wheelchairs built for two oh There's one double scooter. Oh, they're illegal Damn all right

Yeah, happy new year everybody happy new year. God bless you. God bless