A New Untold Story - Making A WFB Rap Song - ANUS Bonus Week #1

Episode Date: January 13, 2025

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Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. We good? You mean you're gonna reply to what I'm gonna say? No, you're just gonna say, no, that's a new untold story. Hey, is that story over told? What? No, baby. It's a new untold story.

A new untold story. No episode title is a bonus episode. And it's the thing I've been dreading for since we came up with the idea since we since I drunkenly spouted this off as a reward. We could have just nixed that. I did nix it. It's all I do. We've been nicked over and over It is a WFB Song for those that don't know there's a anus episode. I think titled WFB was my

High school and what I mean high school. I mean After high school rap group, I was a senior and I was a freshman in college after high school rap group. I was a senior and I was a freshman in college. I didn't know that. Well, it was the summer leading up. I thought you were grammar school. Bro. I don't know if I can, I'm not gonna,

I don't think I can record a rap song. I'm, I, I. That's like worse than a tattoo. Having a permanent rap song on the internet. It's way worse than a tattoo. I have both. I have awful rap songs and awful tattoos. But as a kid ish. Yeah. I stored my purity. Um, it was, well. Sorry. Yeah, I'm really nervous.

And so I kind of, I sent a topic to you guys in like the spirit of WFB, which stands for We Fuck Bitches, it's a very misogynistic rap group. The theme of this rap is going to be asking your girl for head, but you're in a place that's inappropriate for you to get head. Okay, I kind of follow this theme.

I may have been too threatening. Too threatening? My lines aren't asking. No, I'm kidding. I followed the theme loosely. I don't have a cohesive storyline, but I guess it's a rap song and not a story. But it's written like a children's book.

Yeah, I'm looking at mine in a Google Doc right now, and it just looks like a random page of a Shel Silverstein book. Yeah, I highly prioritize. Have you ever looked at photos of Shell Silverstein? He and the black, the giving trees on the back. He's in black and white. He looks like Weird Al, right? No, he's scary. He's horrifying.

Who am I thinking of? Mew, can you Google Shell S.H.E.L. Silverstein? I just I never seen this person. I assume. Oh, wow. But there's one. He has a record where there's like a picture of him standing in the ocean. One of the most threatening poses of all time Go to images his teeth look like they're trying to escape from it

I didn't know I know wait find the one of him that look at album cover with him in the water Silverstein okay, that's all back in chin He's writing like children's moral lessons. Not really. I forget what he was about. What was he on? He had like funny, goofy poems with fun illustrations. Okay, I'm thinking of something else.

How's it to the giving tree? Yeah. Sad book. But yeah, so I don't even have any bars written down. After I debuted my Anne Frank bars, the confidence was even lower than it began. So I just have pieces of a concept. I don't have any bars.

I'm just going to try to Dr. Seuss it. I have some donation bars if you want some. I have scrap bars. Well, Kyle, first of all, what's your rap name? Oh, I didn't even think about that. Mook, your red penis. Red penis. Mook's red penis red mooks red penis For mook can't sleep it was invited to the AVNs and if you that's your porn star name

But also that's gonna be a rap name as well. Yeah red penis. Yeah might change all handles please Yeah, I don't have one fuck a sycamore Bradley sycamore Bradley, that's good. Okay like that. I'm gonna be our Malbo Okay, it's a Pokemon. It seems like it would be like a Hispanic name. It's a Hispanic name But they just named this fucking bug Pokemon our Malbo So I'm taking it He's like a big armored bug. They're just like fucking this this one's our Malbo I don't violently

despise that wait really yeah that's fun that's fun yeah I'll be our Malbo I don't know what I want to be at all um I'm like think about it like the Salvation Army I I just need donations. Okay, this entire thing Slurp. Yeah, you're slurred Slurp or maldo red penis and what sycamore Bradley, okay Why? That was a character. I had year dick decades ago. What did sick? I was looking at my old childhood notebooks from like 2002 those the ones you brought back some of them back What did Sycamore Bradley do? I was looking at my old childhood notebooks from like 2002.

Are those the ones you brought back? Some of them back, yeah. And that'll be another episode. I was fixated on this character I made up, along with many others, but especially Sycamore Bradley. I don't know how the name came about. Was he your favorite? I was, I was, I remember like,

I was always thinking about Sycamore Bradley, and I think I want it to be, I don't know, I forget. I can't wait to look through that. But right now we're going to rap or rapping so This is fucking horrible dude I something embarrassing happened to me when I was writing my rap What? Someone so my yeah, right. I was writing it and I wrote a bar. I'm like, oh, this is kind of fire I'll tell you I'll tell you I was like, wow, this is kind of fire. Um, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I was like, wow, this is my, this is quite fire. Ooh, oopsie. Wow. Accidental fire. Oh, I think I just found some flames.

Yeah. There were, um, the place where I'm asking for head from my girl is, uh, we're in 1440 BC. We're in the old Testament. 1440 BC. So this is long before Christ. This is Moses era. That's the biblical timeframe? Yeah. He's early Bible?

He's early. Yeah. So I asked for head as a man in the Old Testament. And so I wrote this bar and I was like, I wonder if any famous rapper has ever had this bar. And I looked it up and it was a one for one rip of an epic rap battle of history Santa versus Moses. Worst case scenario dude. A bar I thought was fun. It was about parting the Red Sea? Yeah. Wait, how, what?

Had to. You listened to epic rap battles of history? They're really good. Really? No, I just figured that's like the one thing he did. Yeah, right So that's vaguely sexual. Yes. Oh, so I had to scrap that but that was it. I don't even it was It doesn't matter it doesn't matter but I have some garbage that I scrapped what's yours I have garbage that I kept I was way too focused on large rhymes like a lot of syllables Can I you want us go bar for bar I Guess yeah, I

Don't know if I'm gonna use any of these. I just kind of split them up into is a bar two lines I think it's just one I don't know how to get the I don't know how they make the flow happen if you have I don't know rhyme scheme I just straight up a BA B. I think it's just one. I don't know how to get the I don't know how they make the flow happen if you have I don't know rhyme scheme. I just straight up a BA B. I think it's like four. It's like four by four That's a 16 a bar is a wrap a Lot wait a standard rap verse is made up of 16 bars. Yeah, so I think it's Do you have any like you probably do some really really good slant rhyme, like really good direct rhymes. I have some forced some.

I have some forced rhymes. Okay. They don't actually rhyme. I'm embarrassed to do this, dude. But that's kind of your credo. That's not your credo. That's your like sign. Yeah.

Gynecologist. That's a one for one rhyme of Fista. I try to work that in here. I might have to, but I, yeah. I jumped back into Wfb band camp and did a little listening. How was it? It's shocking. Yeah, that was like the main emotion Yeah, yeah that not mine. It was it was like you were rapping about the concept of women the fact that you I knew nothing That's when I still thought pussies the hole was like straight in yeah

I didn't know that it was like it was I thought it was like a direct thought theussies the hole was like straight in. Yeah. I didn't know that it was like, it was, I thought it was like a direct. Oh, the groin. The groin. Yeah, like a very, yeah. Yeah, just like right there. Yeah. Yeah, that's before I knew pussy angle. I did, I listened to woman's holes.

Woman's holes is good. And it's just basically you guys essentially like guessing what the hole is like. So that makes sense. Yeah, really is what it's like. We knew what it looked like, but like trying to, yeah, we were trying to figure out the sensation it gave. Like though the, like it's like, it's like goodwill hunting. Like you've seen the Sistine Chapel, but have you laid on the floor and looked at the ceiling

and do you know how it smells? I was talking about pussy. I didn't know how it smelled. But now I'm an expert. Yeah, I know. But I don't want to do this man. I don't actually. All right, dude, I rhymed Old Testament with Old Testes wet.

Now is that the first? I don't give a fuck if we in the Old Testament Now I don't want to do this You do one of yours I'll do a better one Minds in the hot topic fitting room During a code blue bomb threat, but I didn't weave that into the storyline whatsoever. Oh, but that's hot topic. It's a dog Tried to get in her pants. He cracked on first bar, tried to get in her pants, but they're bigger than number four for the clippers. She had them big black jeans with like 44 zippers. Too much teeth, too much. She said, is that too much teeth? I said, bitch, let me find out.

She said, is that too much teeth? I said, bitch, let me find out. Swung for a triple, but shit, I guess I lined out. That's really good. Yeah, yours is gonna be good. The same with the moils meant when they said cut off my head. Don't care if it's toothy, gentile or dry as unleavened bread. Yeah.

You can explore down there. Take a tour on my lower half. You agree? I'll worship you like a golden calf. Yeah. This is horrible, dude. Not craving ass or burning for bush. I want top.

It's that dreidel for me. Now mosey on over here before it's red. I see. That's good. That's nice. Dude, what else? Give me one. see. Yeah, that's good. That's nice. Yeah, dude, what else? Give me one.

Wait, Kyle, was too much teeth like a zipper and blow job? Yeah. Yeah. What do they call it? Like not an ad lib in rap, but like a producer tag? Like too much teeth, too much teeth. Or it was going to just be, oh fuck shit bitch. Cause number four for the Clippers is Mobamba. So her jeans were that big. I'm sticking with the giant pants theme. Big ass pants. These

weren't typical Levi's. Now I'm trying to get her down on her Pickle Rick knee highs. I asked for a kiss, so she gave me the Rock Band graphic tea. Now my cock was throbbing like a goddamn tragedy. My balls were bluer than Daddario's irises. I asked for some tongue, so she gave me Osiris. Oh! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Barf! That's so good, dude. Rone could make that sound awesome. Bar. That's so good, dude. Rone could make that sound awesome. Yeah. I don't know how to make it sound cool. Right. It's too wordy.

When I'm in the mood, it's not a Sinai one mounted. It's a Mount Sinai reference. My boy Jonah gets swallowed more times than can be counted. You're adamant you aren't able, but this Eve you can't try it. You adamant you ain't able, but this Eve you can't try it. Oh my, see that's incredible. We're just speaking it as white men with a speaking voice. I know it's your purity, your garden, but you can't deny it.

Should we just read it like a children's book? Yeah, maybe we do it. Let's do a children's book. That would be so illustrated. Yeah, God damn. Yeah, that would work. Cause if you just do that and add a beat, they do that with pretty much. Yeah.

Dude, like my scrap lines, this Hebrew wishes she blew. That's good. That's actually rappy logic would use that yeah you have other scrap line yeah I'm no Goliath so I know you can fit this trust me I'd never bear false witness I just started reading those the ones you just used were like really hip-hop from what I know I don't care about the plague locust frogs or a river bleeding I swear if you go first. I'll go down and start eating Yours are really clever Stupid yeah, give me more. I got some throwaways if anyone wants to use these yeah, Rudy

Just mouth beeline to my GI Joe now. I got that ho talking like e I e I oh Try to make wheeling Bluegrass Festival and feeling my blue ass testicles. I got a bitch with a mouth like that boy Steven Tyler. If anyone wants to just use that. Yeah he's got a big ass mouth. Balls so foul, I can't. They'd make Bartman backtrack. Oh! Bitch, you ain't a student. Take off that Cartman backpack. I rhymed River Jordan with something important.

I'm like, beet red. Like, we can't wrap this. We're not going to wrap this. I had another, I had a Jonas one too. A Jonas one? She gave me million dollar head, that T206 Honus. She blew and she swallowed like that whale with Jonas.

But his name's Jonah. Oh, fuck. Cause then I wanted to try to rhyme Nick Joe or Jonas. But his name's Jonah. Oh, fuck. Cause then I wanted to try to rhyme Nick Joe or Kevin with Dick Blower's Heaven. Well, damn, no, you can keep going with Jonas. That is Jonah though, fuck. Were you having fun doing that? I was having a blast.

I was having a blast. I was smiling and typing. And then my girlfriend came out from the like the bedroom and she was like, what are you doing? And I was like, I'm I was having a blast. I was smiling and typing. And then my girlfriend came out from the bedroom and she was like, what are you doing? And I was like, I'm writing about getting a blowjob while wearing sandals in Galilee. Yeah. Dude, and I'm like mouthing all of the lines

as I write them. Yes. Maybe, can we just get like a cool guy, a black guy off of Fiverr and see if like, there'll be a guy that'll rap your lyrics. Someone on Fiverr, I don't know if you're gonna get like a cool guy a black guy off of fiverr and see if like there'll be a guy that'll wrap your own? On fiverr. I don't know if you're gonna get like a cool black guy fiber That's where all the cool black guys are chillin. They have a category They have a category for that on fiverr on fiverr. Yeah Yeah, they have a kid cuz like maybe we can not hot ones one of my favorite YouTube show cold ones

I'm sorry one of my favorite YouTube shows They'll like hire guys to do stuff on fiverr all the time And so maybe we'll just find a guy that'll wrap any of your lyrics Yeah, I would prefer that and then we can we could we could see how it goes we have Kaibo We got slim spit a limb spit a But he's a ghost writer Johnny. Oh wait Johnny. I like Johnny. Yeah, let's just get Johnny 23 years experience. Well, is that just his age? Maybe he's a songwriter, a specializing country hip hop.

I've written songs for UFC Fox Sports. He's good. Yeah, let's find somebody not good. Yeah, then so we can make fun of them. Yeah, make fun of them. Wrapping our our things we worked hard on So like 50 bucks, yeah

No, like let's get let's shell out some dough, but no, I think we should get someone. Okay, someone bad It doesn't matter the level yeah, just five bucks oh Man, do you have any more? The rest are like me really like. Put my three inch cock in your mouth like a flavored Zen pouch and please remove your invaders in blouse. Trying to see to try to see to do you wait. Show me me if I do you have the ad-libs written in like that you did you italicize them? Yeah Oh I was what about you there were some stretches. I was trying to get going I'd got to get rid of parting the Red Sea line I

Again I've forced it in but I wanted to call top dreidel, but I just you had to say it beforehand. There's nothing really that like it's I called. I called a blowjob getting some drool. It just really felt like filthy, right? Oh, so filthy. Disgusting. Yeah. It just really I felt like filthy right off so filthy disgusting Yeah, but yeah, like I if we can get that popular calling a blowjob getting some drool getting some drool some drool Oh my god, it sounds like a good blowjob at that. Yeah, cuz that's what

It's it's I don't give a fuck if we're in the Old Testament. I need you to slobber on pole and get my old testes wet I need you to slobber on pole and get my old testes wet But it did I'm like super this is so dumb All right, who do we have Ricky all right Ricky, let's grab Ricky. He's a vocal mixer. Oh shit no, we need actual rappers. I feel like they're all ghost writers. Yeah, we need somebody, lead singer. Mike-O.

Mike-O, there he is. He's a puppet? Yeah, we'll take him. Mike-O's a puppet? Okay. Alright, will he rap our lyrics? I say we go for one horrible and one of like the better marketed ones. Yeah, okay.

And just see how they come out. All right, let's do it. Let's figure out, can you open a Word doc? Just like, hello, like let's figure out what we'll write them and let's pick out three. This is what they do on cold ones. We are ripping it, but we're American cold ones.

They're all straight away. Okay, yeah. So hello good, sir Attached I have Some fire bars are you talking like Shakespeare Let's write this like really, really classy attached. I have some fire bars that need a talented artist, uh, parentheses like yourself. Haha. Close parentheses to, uh, what would two to what to perform to to spit to spit to

spit yeah the premise of this rap is from the perspective of men who want want head parentheses. Don't we all haha. Verse one is about getting head. In the Old Testament time. And and then and then, and then naturally verse two, you're calling that just one singular verse. Yeah. I would call that a collection of verses, right? I thought verse chorus verse. Okay.

Yeah. Verse, uh, naturally. And then the naturally verse two leads us into a hot topic changing room. Oh, we need a chorus. Let's see what he can do with this. Uh, uh, and then you can maybe freestyle. Just be like, you could freestyle the chorus as long as it's primarily about head. Should we like flash him an extra like $20? Yeah. See if like that's on the table if he does it right. If done right, we'll pay the double.

Yeah. God bless you. What's his name? Mike O. So we have Mike O. God bless you, Mike O. I really know if... Is there any snippets? Has he ever done anything?

He has to show work. I don't know. Oh, Kia commercial is Michael. Is he the voice of that Tiger on the key? A new key up and down the street. Yeah, he of Orange Park. Is that an actual Kia commercial? We like new sporting of 2023. There's no way that's an actual.

Is he rapping or speaking? He's just speaking there. Okay. I want it. I want that type of voice to be spinning. Well, that's Mike. Yeah. Well, let's get, let's get Mike. Oh, for sure. Is he the expensive or cheap one? Yeah. How he is Yeah, how he is? $30 it all right. Let's do it. Let's give him. Yeah, all right Alright, we are back on the WFB songwriting episode. When we left last, it was a couple days ago, we sent off express orders to a couple Fiverr rappers. What are their names?

Gano? We have Gano from South Africa. We have Reborn from Nigeria. And we have a special. You reached out to a third rapper that wasn't on Fiverr. We had two African men. Yes. Not American from Africa.

We went to the source of rap. Okay, authentic. Yeah, we went to where rap started. Had to have. We traced it back. Statistically, it has to Yeah, I do have. We traced it back. Yeah. Yeah. Statistically, it has to be. I do have it.

Yeah. So this should be good. And we have all the songs ready to go. We're going to react. And I guess the winner should be like the new outro of the pod. Before you go, who do you think is going to do the best? So what we said, I'm going to go with one of the African guys.

I'm going to go with my ****. We didn't reveal who it was. Oh! Alright, let's start over My bad That was good, let's just cut from- I'll cut Good start

I'll cut My bad I'll just cut what he said So who do you think is going to be the best? One of the African guys. You think? Yes. But you have to pick one. Do you trust South Africa more or Nigeria more?

Nigeria. Yeah, he might turn it into like a Afro juju beat. What's a juju beat? I think that's their style. Okay. But these guys were highly rated on Fiverr or lowly rated? They were, they were shockingly expensive.

I misconstrued the price, it was like 13 bucks, and I was like, oh fuck, that's's cheap It was $13 an hour plus rush delivery plus commercial use so each song was like 200 bucks Yeah, and like that's 200 USD Like yeah go into those that might put a fucking target on their backs over there, dude And just a heads up Gano Asked who our favorite artist and inspiration is. And what do we answer? Macklemore, Thrift Shop.

And so in the Fiverr, we started writing it on the show. We added, write your own chorus. The song doesn't have a chorus, write your own chorus, preferably about head. Okay. So each one of these will have their own chorus. And none of us have heard any of these. I'm sure these English as a seventh language guys will nail the cadence and tone They'll certainly understand the double entendre the homo no homonyms homophones

All right, let's start with Gano start with Gano and So the order of the lyrics are Nick's first verse Kyle second verse really sir Oh, and we wrote a third verse the hoodie pitched the idea of doing a fortnight verse as well getting head in a fortnight event Yeah in the world of fortnight in the world of four So there is a third verse you guys haven't heard any of the punches for one of my favorite lines and all of rap Has made it yeah now Is do you think there's gonna be any N words in it? Hopefully only during the chorus. That would be...

Yes, because I don't want to imply that we wrote it. Your verse is filled with it and there's no proof otherwise. I'm hoping the chorus is in Nigerian. Oh, that would be cool. Okay, so this is Gano. What's it called? South African Men. He called it Date Night. He named it Date Night.

Date Night. Alright, Gano. He's getting it already. And it's three minutes and 52 seconds. Too long. Too long. It's way too long. If you want me to pause at any point, just let me.

Okay. Okay. Alright, here we go. Hey, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. holding hands about something important. I'm happy about things we could if you went down there and gave me some drool. I know it's Chris, but that's my decree.

Hey, hey, she said, Nikki, it's on 44 zero PC. One forty four zero. Old Testament. Now you're too slow, but on to pull and get you all in. Take this work. This ain't what is more les mains when they say they cut off my head.

Don't care if it's hoodie, jeans, or dryers, and leaf bread. Explode down there. Take a dada on my lower half. If you agree, I'll wish it pull like golden calf. I'm not craving airs or bread for brusch. I want top. It's not traded for me Now must it overhear before it's red, I see

When I'm in the mood, it's not a sire One month's head, my boy Jonah Gets swallowed more times than can be You're already making you unable But you if you can Yeah, um There was one part that sounded really good. He went like reggae mode.

Yeah, so I think, again, I think the jokes didn't translate too well. There was some. Right, it sounded like he was, you know, it was a language barrier. Yeah, exactly. Talented, worth $200. It sounded.

Yeah, for sure. Can we just get to Kyle's verse? Cause I don't wanna waste the new verse on somebody who doesn't quite get it, but shout out to Gano, everybody's streaming shit. Sounded like rap. Like rap, yeah. So you want to go to the next song? Let's go, yeah, yeah, let's go to the next song.

And I guess we can put these all on a video. Yeah, I could do a visual lyric. Yeah, lyric video. What are you doing, Kyle? Getting my glasses. On a video yeah, we could really like a visual lyric. Yeah Yeah What are you doing Kyle? Get to get your glasses. All right, so the next song is from reborn. Okay, who was from Nigeria? This one was my number one. He titled it sloppy journey. Oh fuck. Yeah, that's more with the theme That's a good sign. So we can pull him up um Right now

And you want to start from the top? Yeah, let's start from the top. Yeah, okay Here we go Yo Let me tell you a little story. Yeah Oh, he's got whispers Mmm, yeah Jazz? Is this what you were expecting from Nigeria?

Like, maybe Alright Date night, walking by the Jordan Holding a hand, about to ask something important I'm hey babe, I think it be cool if you went down there and give me some Degree said Nikki is for ABC The Old Testament need you to slub up on post and get my old test When they said cut off my head don't care if it's toothy gentle or dry as only vin bread

Explode down there take a Torah my lower house if you agree I worship you like a golden calf I'm not craving ass or burning for bush. I want top is that dreidel for me now I'm gonna see y'all know before you try it. I see My boy, do not get so low more times than can be counted your adamant you aren't able but this Eve you can't try Yeah, this is better. Yeah, this is better. Yeah, this is better. Yeah, this is better. Yeah, this is better. Yeah, this is better. Yeah, this is better. Yeah, this is better. Yeah, this is better. Yeah, this is better.

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She had a big black jeans with like 44 zippers. Too much teeth, too much teeth. Got spent, this one typical E-Pythes. Now I'm trying to get her down on a pickle with knee highs. I asked for a kiss so she gave me the rock band, graphic tea Now my cock was rubbing like a goddamn tragedy My balls were blew down the diarro's irises

I asked for some tongue so she gave me osiris I took a foul day, McBatman, backtrack Bitch you ain't a student, take off that cat man's backpack Put my smooth three inch cock in your mouth Like a flavor zin pouch And please remove your invaders in blouse I'm trying to see titty I'm trying to see titty

Don't care about a plague or the river bleeding Go faggot, go faggot, go faggot Perfectly I'm trying to see titty I'm trying to see titty Don't care about a plague or the river bleeding Oh hell yeah! Alright let's pause. I loved that.

And so We'll listen to the full song from our third guy That was so sick. Yeah, he made it work. Even like The language issue wasn't too much of an issue. No, shout out to him. And who's that?

Reborn. Reborn. Reborn. He sounded like he believed in it. Yeah, it's This is good. Yeah, yeah Big shout out to reborn the try to see titty try to see titty trying to see titty All right, so now we'll listen to third guy who? Wasn't on fiverr Mook who is it? We got fucking Kirk. We got that new curve. We got some new fucking Kirk and Kirk reached out and he answered so fast. He got me a sample within 30 minutes

Unbelievable and so let's listen to the full Kirk with the new verse Okay, guys. This is unreleased Kirk Wow, yeah, and if you're at home Kirk along with us yeah Kirk with us everybody Let's all drop what you're doing and start Kirk. Yeah everyone Kirk put your phone down and Kirk Are you ready for this play that new yeah play the new Kirk all them getting chills here we go date night Walking by the Jordan, holding her hand Bout to ask something important, I'm, hey, babe

I think it'd be cool if you went down there And gave me some drool, I know it's crass But that's my decree, she said, Nikki It's 1440 BC, I don't give a fuck If we in the Old Testament need you to slobber on pole And get my old testes wet This ain't what the malls meant when they said go cut off his head don't care if it's toothy Gentile or dry as unleavened Bring this bull down now, take a tour of my lower half

If you agree I'll worship you like you was a golden calf I'm not craving ass or burning for bush I just want the top Draydo for me now Mosi on over here before it's red I see when I'm in the mood. It's not a sign. I won't mount it My boy Jonah gets swallowed more times than can be counted you're adamant you aren't able but this evil can't try it I know it's your purity your garden, but you can deny it don't care about the play I swear if you go first, I'll go down and start eating that shall not be a quitter say it unto my Try to get head in a hot topic I have try to get in the pants She had them big black jeans with like forty four sippers

I ate too much teeth big ass pants these weren't typically vise now. I'm trying to get it down on her Pickle rig me highs For a kiss so she gave me the rock band graphic teeth now my cock was throbbing like a goddamn tragedy My balls were bluer than that Dario's irisesuses I asked for some tongue so she gave me Osiris Balls so foul they make Bartman backtrack Bitch you ain't a student take off that Cartman backpack Put my smooth three inch cock in your mouth Like a flavored Zim pouch

And please remove your invaders in blouse Trying to seek titty, trying to seek titty I shall not be acquitted, see if I'm too naive He did it, he did it! He fucking did it! Why did I have any doubts? Holy fucking shit, Kirk, with the chorus. Keep it going, this is good.

We got the third verse coming up. Oh my god. A woman who gon' lie and say damn it's so thick Deliver me from evil, Lord, it's coming out quick I say damn it's so big deliver me from evil Lord is coming out quick Cutest hailing my frozen skin. Let's connect the world's a dome and sin sipping on a chug chug spamming my emotes Give me that slurp juice while you stroke my D No, you see the purple scars so you know I'm circumcised. I'm froze on the day. So you know So you know I'm circumcised I'm froze on the day. So you know

Loads mellow drops wamps 8,000 is the emote Your mouth around me feels like heaven sucking on my Tyler till I blevin Pull out the phone. Let's make a risky real. I like your skin. Is that a banana pill? Keep it up and I'll buy your battle pass Please slow down, you're going too fast You're double pumping, oh God I'm gonna battle blast You doubt shall not be a court sale Suck it on my Tyler till I'm 11

Suck it on my Tyler till I'm 11 Suck it on my Tyler till I'm 11 I searched if that was tweeted and never has been said But it doesn't make sense Suck it, I love it It does make sense If that was tweeted never It does make sense I want to hear sucking on my Tyler till I believe perfect sense Sounded so good. I mean for some, the one that hits on every single one, Trying to See Titty. Trying to See Titty.

Trying to See Titty works. Works in any, you could be in any country and repeat that and it sounds so good. Yeah, I mean. Oh, what a, I enjoyed that. You could bring that to Sentinel Island, an uncontacted job. The biggest shout out to Kirk. Maybe they would sing Trying to See Titty and get it. Trying to See Titty, Trying to See Titty. Wow, shout out to Kirk. That was would sing trying to see titty and get it trying to see titty trying to see

Wow shout out to Kirk that was incredible. Thank you to all the guys. Yep that was Better than I could have ever imagine better than I imagined that has to be the new outro to the pod Yes, and I think we just throw all three of these up in a video lyric videos And if anybody wants to like if anybody's like good at guitar and wants to cover Yeah, feel free. We have our you have our permission to remix yes complete complete yeah you could take the lyrics for the lyric sheet oh my god yeah and that is writing a WFB song I that was it KB said what might be able to what is it okay did what can be did what a KB said what might be able to, what is it? A KB did what? A KB did what? A KB did what remix, EDM.

Oh, I can see what I can do. I'll just mix it with Calvin Harris. Oh my God, yeah, shout out to Gano, shout out to Reborn. And to of course Kirk. And make sure to follow Kirk at Kirk Official Music on Instagram. how do you snag that up I Don't know if any of you guys are choosing Kirk is their number one stage name Wow

But God is talent really that was fantastic. I am so glad you had the idea to outsource Yeah, there was no way it like it wouldn't even have been funny if we did it It just anybody would have been cringing it would have been a spiral if it was good It was cringy if it was bad. It was cringy feels okay. That would probably the most yeah, that's how it would be yeah I didn't hate it. I didn't hate it. I didn't fucking hate it, man All right guys God bless you