A New Untold Story - New Platson RPG - ANUS Bonus Week #2

Episode Date: January 14, 2025

Grant Zanzibar, Sammy "F Baby" Frazier, Doyle McDickhead, and Tyrese Gibson enter New Platson and explore the island...big shoutout to lucas h for this. Want more Anus? Check out the links below https://linktr.ee/anuspodcastYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/anuspodcast

Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. Uh, you mean you're going to reply to what I'm going to say? No, you're just going to say, no, that's a new untold story. Hey, is that story old or told? Fuck no, baby. It's a new untold story. I knew untold story.

I knew I told a story. It's a fresh, baked, untold story. I knew I told a story. All right, welcome back to a new untold story. Today we are doing something a little different, very different. A fan of ours and cool guy Lucas made us an AI based game where you are placed somewhere random in New Platinum and you have to either become a famous DJ or a state champion wrestler.

It is a Dungeons and Dragons-esque role-playing game, all driven by AI. We sent him a packet of information about each of our characters, and I think before we have Lucas on, maybe we introduce who our characters are gonna be. Lovely. Who would this be? Oh, this is me.

This is you? Yes, my character will be grant zanzibar He's born in busan south korea to anonymous teen parents He was adopted by American and American couple Franklin and Janice zanzibar while Franklin was Stan stationed at the nasal bay naval base there So he is he has the so what does he look does he look yeah, so that's coming up So his life events. Grant had the same girlfriend, Destiny Moreau, since second grade. She has recently broken up with him, stating the only reason is she fell out of love. When Grant was six, he almost drowned in a public pool.

A lifeguard had to give him mouth to mouth. He's extremely hydrophobic and has never learned to swim. A wall display from an EB Games fell on him, leaving him with two long scars across his forehead. You have a face scar too? Oh no! I do too! It's everything I've ever wanted.

Same! Okay, cool. His personal details, as of right now, he works the front desk at his mom's optometry practice. He loves learning new languages. He's fluent in English, Korean, and Tag Tagalog and he's currently learning Mandarin and German. What is Tagalog? Tagalog Tagalog Tagalog Tagalog Tagalog Tagalog it's the Filipino tongue. Yeah, it's Filipino It's real curly the the letters. Yeah, it's real curly Chinese. It's gay Chinese. It's like if Chinese was written in gel pen

Yeah, it's a real girl. It's a Chinese. It's gay Chinese. It's like if Chinese was written in gel pen He creates ASMR videos on his relatively small YouTube channel grant mellow whispers. He has 33,000 subs his appearance grant is 510 170 with natural jet black hair and He bleaches it and spikes it. He doesn't try to hide the scars across his forehead or eyebrows He loves to wear neon puffer vests. Yeah, of course here. Yeah, he has a right incisor tooth capped in platinum He has a tattoo of great white shark jaws around his kneecaps. Oh my god our guys would get along I think uh-huh Let's see his personality traits if we could scroll up Mookie. He's an incredibly fast learner He's always ahead of the curve when it comes to trends every cool. Dude is naturally drawn to him non-sexually And he's very good at lying his negative traits. He refuses to speak to women he finds attractive to his fear of heartbreak

He's very addicted to cigarettes You want to be yes, dude Korean. That's what I did with It's like Traces of you. Oh heavens yes, but things I wanted to be right But I was thinking who the most disciplined person on earth would be and it's a Korean adopted by military parents Gotta be yeah, so He's very addicted to cigarettes his fears of large body of water of water Where's too much cologne and loves the idea of revenge of my negative traits too much cologne to vengeful

Have spoken to each other about our characters Mother Janice is a textbook mama's boy his father Franklin They often bicker because that's because their personalities are near identical his rivals Anton spark plug Who is a He's a German boy. He always calls grant vagina, which is a play on China and vaginas Everybody from sophomore year to junior year called grant vagina His ex-girlfriend's name is Destiny.

They have not seen or spoken since the breakup. And his best friend is DL Hughley Jr. Who goes by DLJ, he's the son of comedian DL Hughley. And that's, oh, my additional notes. Grant has zero idea what he wants to do or be. He's open to trying anything. Grant doesn't want kids. Grant has had a cavity, but he's been ignoring it

by eating it on the opposite side of his mouth. He's been there. Grant always keeps big red gum on him. It isn't his favorite, but he loves being known as the big red guy. Yep. That's what those guys are. Uh-huh.

So that's Grant Zanzibar. And Zanzibar is what ethnicity? Is that last name? That's where Freddie Mercury's from. Oh, Zanzibar? what ethnicity is that? That's where Freddie Mercury is from. But oh Zanzibar? The name in origin. Yeah so his parents are from like, they're in New Platts and now.

But they were originally from Tennessee. Okay. Do you know what like city in New Platts and you'd be from? I think this is placing us randomly, this game. Oh amazing. Yeah so that is Grant Zanzibar who I didn't realize until you brought it up That's who I want to be

A neon puffer wearing Korean. Yes with like a facial scar ASMR channel cigarettes is awesome at lying and hates hot chicks Yeah That's pretty sick actually. Yeah Fuck I didn't that's exactly what I want to be All right. I went a little I went historically accurate. So what does that mean? Just like this is a real person in the annals of new plats, okay So he's real and I didn't like I want it to add like things to make it more funny But like we're meaning that you've already written these are all

Storylines and like characteristics that I've already developed in my head for ten years So I'm treating this like an RPG you're treating this like a fighting game where all the characters are pre-made already I guess but I do go into detail. Okay, tell us about him. Okay The Sammy F baby Frazier they call he got the nickname Sammy F baby as a joke because that was his AIM screen name Okay, after Lil Wayne. Everyone just calls him it ironically, but he just leans into it. So Sammy F Baby grew up on Genoa Island.

It's the small residential and resort island just off the coast of Fulton Beach in District One, Northeast New Plattson. He currently, he has many houses right now. His main one is on Sapphire Island That's the you're padding your stats here a little bit. Yeah, this is well. This is who he is All right, I should have thought of that He lives on the big tourism Island Sapphire Island the party tourism Island in the spring and summer and then the mountain resort town south

St. Peter in the fall and winter What shaped his life, what events. So we spent his childhood largely unsupervised, not due to a lack of a relationship with his parents, they just had more of a buddy-buddy relationship. So he learned the ins and outs of District One's criminal underworld. He was a drug runner from ages 13 to 15 for a Fulton Beach, XTC kingpin

What else he had a 10-year ban from Wild Junction casino at age 16 for using a fake ID to enter a high stakes poker tournament He also got suspended one season from the MPHS AA So he couldn't wrestle at States that year. That was his junior year. Okay Got kicked off Michigan State's wrestling team for knocking out the grad assistant at a party. The grad assistant got kicked out too. Okay. Good to know.

He was, after he got kicked out, he worked for a moving company, fell down some steps, won a $700,000 lawsuit because it extremely damaged his brain pretty good. Wow. But he was on shrooms. Then, you know, he made his millions starting his own ferry line from Port Eisenhower to Sapphire Island at age 23.

So he's worth millions. Wow. I think you have a leg up on my guy. He's real. He's, well, he's real, he's real. Former fishing boat captain, ferry business owner of the FAB Express. He has a lot of Airbnb property,

that's how he makes all of his money now. South St. Peter, downtown Winslow, Sapphire Island, Carlsberg, Summerdale. He is a drug dealer, but no one knows what drugs. Do you know? I don't even know. He keeps it really hush hush He's really into high stakes turbo poker. What is that? That's just the blinds increase more rapidly Okay, there's a short attention span so he wants to play fast. He loves shark fishing and boating

Fine dining mostly surf and turf he cabana maxes What's that just run out of cabana maxes. What's that? He just run out of cabana at a high end outdoor day or night club. Did you invent cabana maxing? And he just lounges at the cabana, smokes weed, gets high, drinks there for hours and listens to the music. So there's no like partying or dancing.

Did you invent cabana maxing? Cabana maxing is insane. And he's a college wrestling bettingding whale or a high roller. He bets on college wrestling? Yeah. Okay. 10, 200 pounds broad shoulders, large muscular biceps, big quads and calves, but dad bod belly with a little extra meat all around. Sun kissed all of skin, beard stubble freckles, messy hair, always dressed for the fishing boat.

Scar from Bull Shark Bite runs diagonally underneath his right eye. He's just. We all have facial scars. He's eccentric and silly but cunning and street smart. He's socially charming, went on but reclusive and aloof. Went off, one of the quickest and most potent roasters in District One. Oh shit.

You know, outdone by District Six roasters but still top of the line. Academically dumb but extremely business business savvy great at negotiating and making decisions under pressure Weaknesses and patient with people at times his mood swings He's very vengeful his cognition and memory are impaired from the concussions loves drugs and booze and he binge eats So you paid you as well Kyle who I want to be Is Braxton Olney. His older cousin Fox with two exes.

Is his other best friend fishing partner. He mostly hangs out with the former ITU wrestlers. Wait, can you explain Braxton Olney? It says former club wrestling teammate made at City Kids. City Kids is the big wrestling club in the Eisenhower Metro, but they went to different high schools. Braxton went to ITU. He was the star.

He was the king clown. And he started going viral on social media for his clowns. So it's used to know he was clowning in real life. Oh, it was me without anxiety. OK, and so then he has a podcast. The dead center guy scooped him up. It was dead center. Digital media company in Eisenhower.

Why is it called Dead Center? Because politically they're dead center and they don't really, or they just don't focus on politics all around. Rivals Mac Burdelli, he's a fucking glorified John in the Carlsberg underground party scene. They're similar dudes. Now they're pretty friendly. It's a friendly rivalry. Hates club promotersers and cocaine dealers primarily the ones on Sapphire Island who are known to be sleazeballs and cunts He specifically hates ex spot away the fitness trainer influencer and promoter at the Bombay

Yeah Xavier okay max He has his driver's license says ex Yeah, so he's always out on his boat in the waters. He loves shark fishing He loves having a good time hosting parties hosting boating out and outings But if you're at one of his outings or events, and you don't seem to be having a good time He has a short fuse if you're on your phone a lot. You might kick you out hates the word milf

In being accused of pursuing them, but he does primarily sleep with 35 plus year old women however They're single known he knows the waters around Sapphire out with the back of his hand Yeah, I got a loves clowning and getting into high ginge You try to spell high jinx I spelled it wrong. Yeah, so I guess it's high ginge now Did you try to spell high jinx? I spelled it wrong. Yeah, so I guess it's high jinx now. High jinx. Alright, hell yeah.

When I talked to Lucas, he said his computer could take as little or as much information as we want. Yes. So the prompts that we're gonna get back from... This is insane. This is nuts. Yeah. Yeah.

I can't imagine what he could possibly do with this. Yeah. Oh, this has gotta be Mookie. Yeah, what's up chat? My name is Doyle McD with this. Yeah. Oh, this has got to be Mookie. Yeah, what's up, chat? My name is Doyle McDickhead. Perfect. 55192. Five five?

Five five? In your fantasy? Your 55192? Well, I didn't want to be me. I didn't know it was a fantasy thing. It sure is, did you make your same? From Delaware County, Pennsylvania, has also spent time in Kensington, post high school looking for drugs and trying to go viral for making

content on Kensington. And his father, Doyle McDickhead, senior, abandoned his mother, Mrs. Dickhead, when Doyle was just two years old and was quoted saying, I'm not raising that Doyle does not remember his father and is convinced that his biological father is Nick Foles. Yep. Doyle believes they both have the same size penis and cannon of an arm. Five, five, five, one 92 call back. Yeah.

Doyle's a Tik TOK creator that has accumulated 423 being on the app. You don't accumulate that. I need accumulation. Yeah. He believes he is shadow banned because the liberals and Chinese want to suppress him Doyle also partakes in underground dog racing He's a full-time job making cheese steaks at Del Rossi's. He does not like his job, but it pays the bills He also stays because he has a flourishing romance with his co-worker. Okay, Mouquet. So wait, you're still in Philly. Yeah

Yeah, this isn't you're not even in this game, but but but the game is we're going you're gonna Envy you so much for getting to experience it for the first time. Thank you. Thank you very much I've lived there all my life. This is just you but five five Well moocat is playing hard to get with Doyle although she sleeps around with many other co-workers Moocat is often repulsed by Doyle mookhead is a whore. Oh wow oh shit 55 192 pudgy build dirty blonde cherry hair blue eyes a crusty beard and one full arms leave From Drake song started from the bottom he also has We gonna do it

I won't want so bad I've tried to do it intentionally as a kid. I was trying to bump into shit because I wanted one over my eye. The scar is from an exploding can of whippets. He has positive traits. He is optimistic, loyal, and loving. He has negative traits. He is dumb, naive, and too trusting. Perfect. Relationships. Mouquet, a woman who is the love of his life that does not love him back.

Mrs. Dickhead, his mother who loves him very much. She is eighty You have syndromes I think like 27 Square is flat his face you have the square as flat as face. You have no philtrum whatsoever. Your eye, your pupillary gap is insane. Talk out of your ears. Okay, now I'm envisioning him perfectly.

Yes, this is great. Anthony McJohn is Doyle's best friend. Oh yeah. He loves Percocet, the Eagles football team and anime. Cool guy. Doyle's rival is Ari Gold. What? He's a fictional character from Entremonde.

He just hates the fake guy. He just hates Ari Gold. I hate him. Hilarious. But Doyle is convinced he's real and evil. Okay, yeah. He says there's something off about him. Truly.

You just can't make that shit up. You can't make that shit up Fucking hate Ari Gold additional notes Doyle is very horny and loves taking Greyhound buses across the country to meet up with women On Craigslist so this is about 90% you yes, it's half and half okay, okay? And we have Rudy yes, yeah Okay, okay And we have Rudy yes, yeah This is so awesome is that one I have no idea what to expect I don't know what technology can do with this information

Mm-hmm your Tyrese yeah, no so my character is Tyrese Gibson the Tyrese Gibson or another that's a coincidence, okay? Tyrese is from Palo Alto, California. It's gotta be East Palo Alto and still lives in the area. Why? Yeah, why I Don't know. I Started bowling at a young age and as a result opened his own bowling alley called bowling. That's good name Yeah, I know and they have four locations in the Bay Area Life events when Tyrese was young he saw Indiana Jones instead of change his life forever He never elaborated on how or why I like the mystery. Oh, yeah, it's purse is a hobbies You'll science first Tyrese loves entering in local science fairs and competing scientifically however since there is not a large community for competitive So there we go for adults he often competes against high school children

Against school children when the schools allow him to okay. Oh Tyrese is here So fucking good at these Like he's gonna make us look worse Appearance Tyrese has an impressively athletic build despite never playing sports or working out He is six foot one and chooses to completely shave his head despite having a full head of hair He has one tattoo across his back that says Harrison Ford. That would be the coolest fucking tattoo ever That's that'll be the coolest fucking tattoo ever. Yeah, I know that's why I put in there. I want that personality Coolest fucking tattoo ever. Yeah, I know that's why I put it in there. I want that personality

Or positive traits all things navigation Tyrese is adept at reading maps locating landmarks and finding his way in the dark He can read the stars decipher topography and find a sense of direction in any scenario Negative traits Tyrese hates spoons okay, and cannot be around them without having an anxiety attack Tires hate spoons. Okay. And cannot be around them without having an anxiety attack. He is unaware of his surroundings and will often stand in inconvenient locations or walk too close to people.

Oh, I hate him. I know. I want him dead off the get. When I read negative traits, I thought of like the thing I'm most annoyed by and it's people that just don't know how to fucking stand. When talking to someone about something he does not know about,

Tyrese will not ask questions to clarify instead He says yeah, that's a real catch-22 Despite not knowing that you I love all of these people have large shades of us. Yeah, it's pretty this is up this like sneaky therapy Relationships the only people Tyrese has a close connection with are his six aunts and two uncles He does not have a bad relationship with his parents or his peers However, all of his time recreationally and socially is spent with his six lose her and two uncles Additional notes Tyrese loves Roombas and believes they're mankind's greatest adventure fair. Yeah, they're wonderful

All right, so that's our player introductions. And now we're gonna link up with Lucas and jump into the game. Okay, we are here with our friend Lucas. Lucas is the brains behind this. And I'm gonna let you take charge here, almost like a D&D dungeon master here. And tell us what to do. So, we're gonna start with Lucas. And then we're gonna go into the game.

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I create it so the fact that this is even like a simulation of to any extent Lucas I OU the world we might lose Kyle to this yeah, maybe so all right, okay, okay Lucas all yours Here we go Welcome back into new Platts in a vibrant state where sun kissed coastlines meet culture rich nightlife and adventures nestled comfortably between Bermuda and Maryland the Excitement of summer fills the air as everyone's drawn into the bustling heart of Eisenhower, okay, especially everyone's drawn into the bustling heart of Eisenhower, especially local to the close casino nearby where fortunes could be made or lost in an instant.

Tonight, Sammy F. Baby Frasier stands at the entrance of a casino, his pulse quickening, recently banned from the establishment due to an unfortunate incident. This is historically accurate because he would go to the doors at Wild Junction while he was banned. He wanted to get in so bad because Braxton and Trenton were all there

and like they were having the blast. They were at the VIP room. Insane. Go on. Recently banned from an unfortunate involvement in a high stakes poker game. With a few questionable decisions made, Sammy is now determined to turn his luck around. Though a bit of luck and clever maneuvering, he manages to enter the casino with an old connection. His friend who worked security back in the day, who agreed to let him slip past under the radar. Inside the atmosphere bursts with energy as the bright lights flash and laughter fills the air. It's a world where dreams can transform in an instant. One roll of the dice at a time, not far from him.

The little Dickhead sets up his phone. Yeah. After the night's tick tock followers. This is crazy. Meanwhile, Grant Zanzibar, I believe I'm saying that right. Yes, Zanzibar. Is trying to shake off the weight of his recent breakup. Yes. And tagged along for the thrill with the crew.

We're all in the casino. As fate would have it, the trio finds themselves converged at the same poker table. A twist of fate ignites a familiar spark of teamwork among them. Without a word, they take their seats, glancing towards each other with a subtle understanding. This night will be different. Will leans back in his chair, charming, engaging, and keeping with the table, keeping his camera rolling the entire time. Grant discreetly analyzes the card's details, each hand presenting an opportunity to track

the flow of play. Sammy determines to make the most of the second chance, focusing on the game ahead. Their unspoken camaraderie is evident as they clearly are in sync, maintaining the facade of a casual game while laying the groundwork for their current plan. As the rounds progress, the trio strategy unfolds. They share their glances and subtle gestures, maximizing their chances and while... Excuse me. While frightening and growing the stakes, the room buzzes around them, but they remain laser focused on the pot. Finally, after a series of rounds and calculated risks

with well-timed bluffs, the dealer announces the final hand. The trio managed to walk away with a steady sum, stealthily working with teamwork, which has paid off earning them a healthy ticket for Sammy's new life. With the casino lights shining brightly behind them, Sammy, Doyle, Grant, and now, Rudy, what's your character's name? Uh, Tyrese Gibson. Tyrese Gibson. name? Tyrese Gibson. Tyrese Gibson. Their success at the poker table has interjected a new energy into their journey and the night is still young. As they step outside, the warm air of new Platts and fills the air. The trio finds themselves at Crossroad. What

would you like to do? I want my cut. Do we have like options here? We could do whatever we can do whatever you want to do completely open-ended Oh my god, you have a water cash. You're an Eisenhower I want to try to steal the money all of it. I want all of it Doyle wants all of it. You're five fucking five Yeah, we're gonna stomp you out. Let's see what yeah tag team him Say don't steal the money from Sammy F. No you don't want that bad. Okay? I want my cut and I want to go my own way Are we sticking to this together? I don't know do you want to go to UMP? What's what's how old we're old? But how far is UMP? There's a lot of grad students. So like you want to try to get pussy

I was just like it's the funnest college in the universe. Yeah. I'll roll with it. There's, there's clubs, there's courtyard parties, a lot of grad students who party. So we're not going to be that old. It won't stick out. I don't know. Or do you want to, what else would we do? Go on the water? I want to buy my own tables so I can try to do like an open DJ night. Is there a bar like at the university? Is there a spot? UMP? Is there a bar? Yeah.

Jesus Christ. Lucas, thank you. Is there a bar at the University of New Platts? I'm just asking because he wanted to go to a place. What do you guys want to do? Because I'm open to anything. I'm not with you right now. Let's go get fucked You're not you want to just get fucked up. Yeah, do you have drugs on you?

Should we go to college square and just stay here and Eisenhower well? No, I'd rather go to UMP if it's the best college in the universe. I got sent. Oh shit well, Sammy F will have drugs and he has He has guys in you and at UMP and in Eisenhower. All right. Or should we go out on the boat? I don't want to go out on the boat. Okay, I agree.

The first thing you want to do in New Plattsdon is leave the land? No, I don't. Royal Village? How far away from Sapphire Island? Well, that's where we'd have to get on the boat, and it'd be like a 45 minute ferry ride. But UMP, what do you think would be more fun? Sapphire Island is hedonism multiplied. So, you tell me.

Sapphire is ultimately the destination. I'm a little sketched out to go hang out with college students, and I'm afraid, my character's afraid of good looking girls. Okay, well that's gonna be a problem in New Platzen. You should go to Platzen Island. What's that? It's the neighboring staple all right, Sapphire Island I'll go to Sapphire Island, okay

All right, we take our money and go to the ferry station to head to Sapphire Island with what's our intent? To party to get fucked up. Yeah, stay at the falls stay at the falls and get fucked up mmm Is that enough detail? Should we cabana max? Let's try to cabana max! Alright. Alright.

Alright. Give me one second here. Oh my god. Unbelieveable freedom. Alrighty. With your spirit soaring in the thrill of the casino night still tingling in your veins, Sammy Doyle, Grant and Tyrese. I'm again, Tyrese. Thank you.

Take their celebrations over to Sapphire Island, known as a party hotspot in New Platts. This is the perfect place to continue your night and your venture for more excitement. Hopping onto the ferry from Eisenhower, you enjoy the breeze as you cross the shimmering waters, the island's vibrant lights twinkling in the distant stars. As the ferry approaches Sapphire Island, the pulsing sound of music becomes more pronounced, drawing you into the lively atmosphere surrounded in Royal Village, the island's bustling downtown area. Upon disembark upon disembarking, you're greeted by a scene fit for a dream. Colorful billboards advertising the hottest events throngs of energetic partygoers

laughing and dancing and exciting aroma with various casinos while wafting through the air. The stars of the night and the ever after club beckons you with its electrifying ambiance and pronounced unforgettable memories that might be to come. As you approach the club, Doyle pulls out his phone, eager to capture the moment once again for his followers. Let's make this night go viral, he explains.

I'm gonna hate that. Oh, fuck. We might have to ditch Doyle. this night go viral. He explains. Meanwhile, Grant trying to shake off memories of his recent breakup, steals the energy of the crowd and finds himself more energetic than ever. Sammy, always ready for a good time, is already plying his way to soak in every revelry that could be provided. Inside the Ever After Club lights flash rhythmically, casting a kaleidoscopic pattern across the massive dance floor. A world-class DJ, King Kali, spins track. King Kali's spinning right now? Kali's there? Kali's doing an Ever After set? Right now and Cali's there

Cali's doing an ever after set The club is gonna it's gonna be Overflowing Cali only lets in like 80% women Are you goers are mingling make your move? Oh, okay, so everyone's rolling and vulnerable I Make your move. Oh, okay, so everyone's rolling and vulnerable I Came so now After boys that came so now you want to find the foremost vulnerable people it's gonna be it's oh my god You gotta be take your pick With us we got to get the high ground

So Sammy knows everyone had ever ever after, all the staff. But we'll pretend like he doesn't, I guess. Well, no, you could you could say it. Yeah. What do you guys want to do? I think can we go our separate ways? Can we like say what? OK, you're scared of the hot chicks. I'm scared of hot chicks.

I'm going to go try to meet Callie. While he's working. Yeah. I'm trying to get up. Who do you think Callie's going to be surrounded by? OK, I need to find drugs. I need to find drugs to calm down. Okay, well, that's easy. You're being a real asshole.

I've never been here before. Okay, okay, yeah. I think- If I were you, if I was Zanzibar, I would go find drugs. Okay. Even though Samy F has them. I'm not gonna tell you though. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, I, Grant is going to go search for drugs just so he's not in his regular state of mind. Hopefully this will distract him from the pain he's feeling. His phobia of hot drinks. I love that for Grant. Okay. Tyrese

I'm going to I'm going to Ask for a table in the hopes that you buy it like should we get a table like should we get a table you're gonna ask? Sammy for a table. I'm gonna ask Sammy for a tip. We have the money we want it, but he knows people there So I'll be like oh shit probably get a table, but then I'll take no that's a really good question And I'll take no action in terms of actually like getting it done or anything like that I'll just keep asking where's I want to get the the high ground table the highest table all right Doyle What are you doing? Yeah? I'm hard as hell. You're looking for you're looking for the vulnerable chick all right So tell them exactly what you want in detail Doyle is hitting on every girl at ever after and to a point that is almost too much, okay? See I like your honesty yeah Doyle's a horny guy how Sammy F

Sammy F is gonna go to floor two okay, and Who's he gonna find? He's actually gonna link up with Mack Bordelli, his friendly rival, and they're gonna run game. You don't wanna run with the oil? Yeah, they're gonna, they're gonna. So wait, you're here with your three friends, you immediately left us for another dude?

Well, you guys all want your separate ways. Yeah, but like without. But I'm following you. I feel like I was too broad in mine. I'm going to I'm going to. All right. I'm going to take Tyrese under my wing and I'm going to hook him up with a potent redhead. Do the podcast might just have to be this every week.

Welcome to the team. Alright, do you guys want to give me one? Wait, wait. Do you want a candy flip? What's candy flipping? Um, yes I do. Okay. We're gonna take a multitude of drugs.

Understood. Yeah, and try to find some potency It's potency meaning like women you want potent women. Yes. What does potent women mean? It's usually when they're a transplant from a different state They moved a new plats and then they're in this like honeymoon esque stage where Everything is you fork and they're down to try anything and you can almost smell it. What is? You said some crazy stuff that whole sentence Anything and you can almost smell it what is Some crazy that whole sentence was never before said they're in the potent stage

What's candy flipping LSD and ecstasy oh the real we're at ever after yeah, you must have to mm-hmm Dude are you like is this your dream? Yes. I mean, this does sound awesome. Yeah, it does. Actually, I'd really, Nick would hate this. You would hate this. So what are you doing again? I want to go find drugs.

Yeah. Wow, reluctantly, probably. Yeah. Your heart's racing. Or do I actually wanna do this? No, but I'm doing it just so I am NOT the I have to be out of my mind right now So you are leaving ever after no, I'm searching the club for it But if I if the if the search for drugs leads me out, I'll find out

Yeah, he's walking around asking for drugs, which is that just white white headband everyone's favorite guy. You'll find them there. Okay He'll find them there. Okay. Perfect. Perfect. The pulsing music and colorful lights of Aberraptor Club invigorate the atmosphere as Grant decides to take some time to seek out some kratom, hoping it'll enhance his mood. I'm taking kratom? Of course. Yeah, of course.

I'll be right back, guys. I need to grab something to help me get with this vibe in this place. He says flexing his negotiation skills as he wanders off towards a quieter corner and searching for sources of cratum. Meanwhile, Doyle in his classic form is fully in his element chatting up every girl in sight. With his loud and boisterous personality, he's quickly drawing attention, but not all of it is positive. Oh, no. A few on-goers begin to whisper and chuckle at his antics as he makes what he thinks to

be charming comments. Come on, ladies. I won a party like it's the last night on earth. Oh, toil, you cornball. on Earth. Oh, you cornball certified. Oh, my God. Making the scene that both girls laughs and I roll. Yeah, that would happen in the midst of this. Sammy F. Baby Frasier notices a stir of Doyle, the stir that Doyle is causing

with a mix of amusement and concern. He decides to take Tyrese now under his ring wing for the rest of the night. Let's get you suited up for smash and Tyrese. Time to show you how to party around here. Sammy says with the link, he leads Tyrese towards the stairs. That's what you do. Yeah. The second floor where the VIP high ground. Yes. Yeah, exactly.

You have a grand view of the VIP high ground. Yes, exactly. The festival. Exactly, exactly. As they navigate through the crowd, Sammy drops a few friendly nods towards familiar faces. What light and laughter. This is so accurate. Here he jokes tapping Tyrese on the back as they ascend. You ready to meet some vibrant personalities?

This is where the magic happens. Upon reaching the second floor, they approached the host of the VIP table who greets them with a smile. You're looking for a table he asked Sammy with an ever smooth talk. Yeah, we'd love to find a spot with a great view flashing his charming grin. As you settle down in your plus sheet, Sammy and Tyra scan the room, ready to soak in their energy. Meanwhile, Grant is still on the hunt for Kratom.

Grant now spots Braxton only who is nearby. Oh, I found Braxton. Oh yeah, Braxton's not. We'll see how he does with you. Is that your best friend? And you walk up to him. Hey Braxton, you wouldn't happen to know where I could find some herbal magic, would you?

I would say that. Hey, cool cat. Wait, wait, what I like to do is that what? Yeah, that is it's open now. I got to kind of work around the drugs a little bit. Okay, of course. I'm gonna take whatever Braxton gives me. I know he's this okay guy. And then head upstairs with you guys.

I will take, if Braxton doesn't have anything, I give up just because I'm too shy to talk to anybody else. I got it, yeah. So I'm gonna, well, so it's gonna be a been there, done so I'm gonna well So it's gonna be a been there done that situation for me So it's gonna be a little bit mundane not to be the disrespectful to you guys sure of course So in the meantime while I'm waiting for you, I'm gonna I guess me and Tyrese are we're gonna go and we're gonna do pranks We're gonna clown and the goal is gonna be to make people laugh But so we're pause the potency

We're gonna try to make girls laugh uh-huh. I'm gonna keep pretending like I'm gonna stage dive Oh now you want to get on my wave cause oh yeah, right? We're gonna do high jinks and gestures on the second floor. What kind of Twitter would you my gestures? peekaboo Thumbs down thumbs down girls who look like they're they wouldn't fuck us Don't want you make it look like our thumb is disappearing and oh, yeah steal their noses from Magic tricks Stuff like that, yeah. Maybe magic tricks.

All right, Mookie, you're down there with the chickies, thinking you're doing well. Yeah, thinking I'm doing well. OK, I look at two chicks and invite them to leave home with me. I would love you to try to get the FKOTN. FKOTN? First kiss of the night.

Yeah, you should go of the night. Ooh. Yeah, you should go for the kiss. Should I go for the kiss? Dude, I think you're doing pretty well. I'm crushing, right? Yeah. I'm crushing you. Yeah, you are.

Yeah, yeah, I lean in. I lean in. I wanna lean in for a peck. Like the chick that's digging you the most. Yeah, the one I'm vibing with the hardest. Yeah. Yeah. In typing, he leans into a girl who's repulsed by it.

No, no, no, we'll see. We'll see. I guess we'll see. You don't have to tell me if Moot gets his first kiss. I will be. Can you fuck in this game? You make love. OK, you can make love. Oh, good. Even better. It's so hard to impregnate and no new plots. What do you mean? Why it's just like

Dudes have evolved to not to the cream pie, but not impregnate because that's what everyone does 35 year olds living in just yeah Oh my god All right, I think we have is that all of our prompts. Yeah. You ready? Yeah. I'm having the time of my life. This is amazing. Grant, eager to lighten the mood, heads over to Braxton, quickly explaining his mission. Braxton, I need all the Kratom you can spare. I'm looking to elevate this party vibe. Braxton chuckles, knowing Grant's tendency to seek out substances for a good time. He digs into

his bag, producing several packets of kratom, handing them over with a smirk. Just don't get carried away. With his newfound stash in hand, Grant makes his way back to the VIP table, where Sammy and Tyrese are perched, surveying the scene below. Look what I got, he announces,

brandishing his packages proudly. They exchange an enthusiastic nod and prepare for an unforgettable night to continue. Meanwhile, Sammy and Tyrese both excited for some playful mischief conjure up a time step strategy. Let's be some gestures tonight. Sammy. Let's be some gestures. That is like the most euphoric feeling with your boy boy turns to you after an let's be silly. Let's just be We're gonna do gestures as well you said gestures. Did you mean to say gestures? We're gonna be gestures doing funny gestures Let's go do gestures.

Dude, let's do gestures. Alright, yeah, I guess. Woo! This game the crowd has spotted a group of girls enjoying the music music oblivious to the fun they're about to unfold as they approach the group sammy and tyrese break into their exaggerated thumbs down we're gonna call girls hey fellas oh they're gonna be craving us Oh, they're going to be craving us. Yeah. They give sarcastic faces as they critique,

critique their dance moves and their faces. Nice makeup. You did it well. They get confused first into laughter. Their antics catch up on the humor. What are you about? The dance police? One of them shoots back giggling while the others join in teasing.

You're in. This is how cool guys flirt. On the other side of the floor, Doyle is still on the prowl. Oh, here comes heard by his previous interactions. He's a cute girl girl a bit aloof and Undeniably intrigued and his decision is to make the moment shine. Hey there beautiful However unrefined his unrefined approach takes her by surprise. And her immediate reaction is a sharp intake of breath followed by her pulling away. Oh, right.

She exclaims, well, well, the crew around her laughs in boldness, clearly amused by Dwayle's act. He got surrounded by women and laughed at. Dwayle stands there in a mix of embarrassment while still having determination on his face come on at least let me try again My fault you're so hard to read At least let me try to kiss you Character background right there I would say some shit like that. That's my character background right there.

That's not me. At least let me try. He's optimistic. As the scene continues to unfold, what would you like to do next? Oh my god. OK. I'm going to take the cratum. OK.

I think I get too excited and start doing cartwheels. the girls response. Yeah. Yeah, you try to do like Slapstick humor yeah, I started doing like Jim Carrey like stunts. Yeah, daddy stunts Yeah, I started doing stunts, and I fall and hurt myself well. You don't know yet. Okay. Yeah, okay? We'll see All right, I'm in a goofy mood. I already mowed down half the girls up on this floor, so I'm gonna start doing like stunts, too. I'm gonna do Do double gainers I'm gonna do like unbelievable you're gonna do cartwheels I'm gonna do like double backflips triple axles Olympic esque moves Olympic-esque moves. Like Simone Biles?

Yes, I'm gonna look exactly like Simone Biles. There's gonna be a crowd of people that form a circle around me specifically. And everyone's gonna be filming and watching and all. You can't decide this. Well that's what my plan is. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, Nick, you're just gonna, Grant, you're gonna take the cratum and then-

I'm gonna take the cratum and then I am going to stand by you guys in hopes that, uh, I will get, uh, trickle down, trickle down. Residual? Residual attention. Without me having to do anything. Okay. Doyle. Doyle.

Doyle, don't. Let me try again. That's the funniest thing to say after getting rejected from a kiss. Doyle, I hope you wouldn't threaten anyone. Try to get into pyrotechnics. If you love fire. I do. I know you want to hit him.

But don't. Should I hit the girl? Don't hit the girl. Doyle but don't But that one of their boyfriends he's six two and he doesn't respect you as a human he views you as less than mammal So should I call the boyfriend like I'd be like hey, what's going on with your slut? Yeah, maybe you look for a girl with a boyfriend on the dance floor. Yeah, just to get my anger out. Get your anger out. Yeah.

Pick a fight. I'm looking for a. That's what wrestlers do. I'm looking for a fight. Yeah. Five five one ninety two pure heart. Oh, my God. That's a that's a scrappers build scrapper. But then settle for a dance battle. Oh, well, we'll see. We'll see. I want to get physical. Yeah. So maybe you go in some sort of dance battle with Doyle before.

Unfortunately, you have. What does that mean? You go in some other dance battle with Doyle before unfortunately Played before you've done a dance battle Mookie go threaten a dude you know you got us from area for aerial support aerial support. Yeah, I'm angry and now I'm looking to pick a fight. You are so Philly. Yeah. Yeah. And I know my boys have my back. Why am I so excited?

Like this is real. I feel like it's real. Us like making fun of the girls for dancing as a flirt tactic is so real. And then doing aerial tricks. We'll see what you are Kyle just took yours and one up. Yeah what Rudy's doing, but I'm doing double back It's so fucked up. I like that like he one-dollar'd you in Family Feud I like the idea of there a circle being surrounding Kyle and I'm still like doing your car wheels

Committed to doing the car wheels like doing your cartwheels. Committed to doing the cartwheels. All right. Here we go. I'm at the Fashion Nova stage. You're at the main Coachella. Yeah, you're at the Fashion Nova stage. Oh, look at that guy doing cartwheels.

Oh my god. Oh, not a bad cartwheel. Little weird place to do it. Whoa! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! All right. So with the excitement bubbling over now, Tyrese decides to simply watch over the festivities. Simply deciding that watching over the festivities is not enough. He wants to electrify the party atmosphere with some stunts of his own. Good luck, pal. He takes a few steps back with an exaggerated grin and then launches into an awkward but enthusiastic cart Lands he misjudges his foot. Oh, no falling to the ground with a loud thud

loud thud. Oh, ripples through the park. Oh my God. Not to be outdone. Sammy catches sight of Tyrus's impromptu performance and quickly finds inspiration in his friend's antics. Jonesing for some spotlight of his fur zone, he strikes a pose reminiscent of Simone Piles. His body fluently transitioning into several impressive gymnastic moves. Sam flips and twists showcasing his natural athleticism and the crowd quickly diverts their attention from Tyrese to Sam's acrobatic display.

He flicks his landing flawlessly. People begin to film the breathtaking stunts that he's performed. They started filming! Yep. Kratine, on enhancing his night with a little bit of a boost now, seizes his moment as well. He takes a generous dose of kratum, hoping to absorb the positive energy from his friend's boldness sitting beside him. Standing next to his acrobatic friend, he feels a wave of excitement wash over him, hoping to ride the high of their outrageous antics and the cradam into the night to come.

Meanwhile, Doyle notices the commotion around him and his friends, feeling the need to support Tyrese after his stunt gone wrong. He storms over to the group of girls who earlier scoffed at him. Hey, don't laugh at my friend. You think that's funny? He threatens, puffing out his chest. He tries to... He's trying to trick the chicks.

He scoffs at the girls, taken aback by a sudden aggression. Exchange, exchange nervous glances. I mean, we weren't being being mean one of them tries to explain Sorry We were just trying to have fun her words seemed to fly over Doyle's head as he continues to posture Clearly trying to assert his alpha status his alpha status. Ah! Over the women.

I'm the alpha this week. Yeah. As the night continues, what would you like to do next? So right now you guys are at my defense. You're at Rudy's defense for falling. You're still downstairs. Yeah. Got it.

Should we, do you want to hit the dance floor? Or like, what should we do? Should we drink? Do you want to like, listen floor like what should we do? Should we drink? Do you want to like listen to music? We could exit I think I'm gonna literally float backstage to Cali because I have the floating shoes Everyone's gonna be in awe at that but then I'm gonna get behind the boards with Cali and I'm gonna get and I'm gonna drop a banger, and everyone's gonna sing along and shout the lyrics, and everyone's gonna be raving,

and everyone's gonna be jumping around. And then I'm gonna unleash confetti. There's gonna be purple and yellow paint. There's gonna be pyrotechnics, and I'm gonna keep floating upwards, okay You're like Homelander I Have always been frustrated that Kyle that Sammy is so good around women and I'm going to lash out under the thin guys of humor So as he's floating away, I'm going to lash out under the thin guys of humor so as

he's floating away I'm going to tape a paper to his back that says gay and then I'm crossing my arms giving a smarmy look yeah in hopes that a girl sees it and laughs or no I'm gonna look for I'm gonna wait for a girl to notice no no no I'm gonna try to get a girl's attention be like look at that and point out that it says gay on your back okay fuck as a way to get closer to her by bringing somebody else down fuck and that will play okay I'm going to are you typing this all in kind of that that's impressive. That is types of prompts it and then the yeah, so could like anybody play this game on their own God, I'm working on that. Oh, maybe this is more than enough. Yeah, this is incredible. This is so Okay, I'm going to recover from my fall by going to the bathroom

But in the line, I'm going to get pissed because there's no way to like stand in line cool. Lee. Okay. I know that feeling. So I'm standing in line looking upset and I'm going to be constantly scanning, looking for what's your name again? Sammy. Yeah. I'm going to be looking for Sammy F hoping that he comes to the bathroom. It's kind of imagine when you see him floating. It's kind of fucked up that I just But there's another way to look at that where my fall you distracted from my fall that is nice Okay, well, I wasn't thinking that I know you weren't So yeah, I'm standing I'm sitting in the bathroom line pissed I think Doyle should get a little bit more pissed

I'm thinking I'm angry. I'm thinking I'm fuming. I maybe you have something that you shouldn't have on you I don't know a fire extinguisher Extinguish a check Maybe just grab a girl's phone and smash it Yeah, I want to go Jason Kelsey and just smash a phone try to take all of their phones I'm gonna try to rip off a chick's pepper spray off her purse and then it starts spraying it And it just fucking let it explode It's a time. I'm filming Kyle for the stage because that's that that could be a viral moment gay guy floats Give me a game changer. I don't think anyone's gonna notice the case. We'll see that. We'll see I'll see it on video

I wrote it so I wrote it so bad. I know you can get it really bold. I've seen you bold Like gil sands chunky You just drop a font. Yes, all right. This is so. I was hoping there would be like one more person, so I just have you read it. I was looking up like apps that could just read it to you guys. No, you're killing. Awesome. Like apps that could just read it to you guys. Oh, you're crushing. You're killing awesome. This is awesome

Feeling the vibrant energy and pulsing pulsating feeling throughout the ever after club same He decides it's time to take his antics to a new level With this fancy floating shoes that grant him a spectacular way to guide throughout the crowd. He maneuvers his way past the astonished partygoers and makes a beeline straight towards DJ Khali, who's still spinning tracks on the booth on top of the stage. Khali, let's drop a new collab tonight. I've got some fresh beats and everyone's going to love this. Sammy shouts over the music, catching the DJ's attention. Impressed by Sammy's enthusiasm and boldness. DJ Khaled, Kali grins and nods.

Let's do it, man. Get ready for the crowd to go wild. Oh, I can't believe that worked. I'm not even that cool with Kali. With the flick of a switch, Kali pulls up his new track and the bass drops. A contagious rhythm electrifies the room. As the first notes fill the air, purple confetti burst from the ceiling,

showering down on the crowd in a shimmering cascade. The thrilling fusion of beats and visual splendor sends partygoers into a frenzy. Dancing harder than ever, Sandy basks in the spotlight as his unexpected celebration continues. Meanwhile, Grant feeling a mix of both kratom-fueled jealousy and a playful spirit,

decides it's time to inject some mischief into the night. As Sammy delights the crowd, Grant calls out, hey, floaty shoes, you think you're too good now for us, huh? He turns his turn to them music Amused a few onlookers chuckle and their laughter reaches Sammy's ears who briefly glances back surprised in the Yeah, it's a you couldn't say gay pro. Okay, okay What does imagine that?

line Tyrese still embarrassed by his earlier fall finds himself stuck in a long queue. Frustrated, he sighs in annoyance, wishing he could escape the humiliation of his earlier stunt. Bad night. Car wheel. On his escape, the lion starts to swiftly move ahead. Back on the dance floor however, Doyle channers his inner Philly spirit calling out with bravado, ladies I'm more like Jason Kelsey I'm here to blast off in style. Mixed enthusiastic sport personality of Jason. Oh dude I'm gonna blast off.

I'm about to blast off and stuff. Answering to the girls nearby, the crowd around him laughs, humorously capturing the vibe on his phone while hoping to turn the attention back towards him rather than Tyrese and Grant's performances and the purple confetti falling nearby. So I feel like it's like a lot of L's here. I just keep getting laughed at. I think we're all getting laughed at. Fuck you! I feel like they did when she pranked me. I just called you floaty shoes. And girls love that.

Girls did love that. Mm-hmm. It worked. Kyle, you're good at this. This is what I would do, all right. Okay. I know what I'm gonna do. Wait, should, Lucas, should we give you more or less?

I would say more, but feel free to like, obviously, we're just now currently in the ever after club this entire time. So explore more places. Maybe you can do an Elio has a helipad above the falls down and we can we can take a helicopter somewhere. Are you close enough with Elio to use his helicopter? I am. Yeah. And he to where we can use his helicopter? I am, yeah. He would let Doyle on his helicopter?

Yeah, it's an iridescent helicopter. Yeah, it's huge. All right, and we're sure you can hit him up? Yeah, I'm gonna text. Let's round everybody up. Does anybody wanna try to bring a chick? I'm gonna try to bring the biggest chick in the club. Okay, so we reconvene after you piss. Does anybody want to try to bring a chick? I'm gonna try to bring the biggest chick in the club. Okay.

So we reconvene after you piss. Okay, Elio's at his penthouse right now. Do you want to text him and say, let's meet at the helipad? I kinda wanna, should we meet at the penthouse? Do you want to see Elio's penthouse? You know I wanna see it. Just give it one Instagram story. Okay, let's- And then we go right

to the helipad, it'll take like, it'll be like 20 minutes off. All right, so we're gonna, let's go right to the helipad. It'll take like it'll be like 20 minutes off. All right So we're gonna let's all group back together. Mm-hmm mook. You can tell the big chick the biggest chick you could find that We're going to Elio's Okay mooks bringing the largest girl not even in the club like on the island with him we're all like How do we feel about that? Um Better him than me. Okay, we're actually that um better him than me okay we're actually

like hyping him up yeah we're hyping Doyle up to go this will be your best pool dude this will be good I promise you would feel so good dude it's gonna feel so good you got okay the helicopter will be a problem for her, but we'll get Because he does have parachutes to okay great futuristic parachutes what does that mean so there's no work done by the human Okay, so they love the deploy. Yeah, should we decide where we want to go now? Well? Let's go to Elio's penthouse penthouse Yeah, it is um Do you know the address there's a Lister's there? Oh shit. It's it's at um where is he? He's at the Falls Resort the penthouse

Over it's a hundredth floor It's filled with popcorn what you mean like on the ground everywhere What you mean like on the ground everywhere? Popcorn and champagne. Oh, yeah. Okay, that's cool. Are we pretty fucked up right now? We're out of our minds So we're all out of our minds intoxicated reconvene MOOC Doyle to, we encourage Doyle to go up to the girl, the biggest girl on the island. And bring her with us. Bring her to Elio's penthouse.

Yeah. That's where we should, that's where we leave off. It's a rough landing. Well, no, we're not. Oh, we're on the helipad. Yeah, we're, we're, Kyle wants, Sammy wants to go, we could have just met him at the helipad, but Sammy wants to go get one Instagram story at his penthouse. Right.

Sorry. Okay. Yeah. With all the popcorn. Yeah. Let's lock that in. All right. Give me a second here.

And then where should we take the helicopter? Go to Summerdale. We can go to Carlsberg. Anywhere, right? Anywhere. We can go to Carlsberg anywhere, right anywhere And if you want to I can tell you like hey you're now around this area This might be something that makes sense to do type thing. Okay, that'd be great. Yeah, we've done nothing relating to DJ We're in the smallest little island. Well, this is the problem. I've done it with my girlfriend once and we always get stuck. She did a

Escape room we did a escape room. We did a escape room in new Platts and for like rounds. I'm like, we did not do fucking anything. We didn't do anything. We did nothing. She's still there. We did nothing. Yeah.

It's so funny. Yeah. Oh man, do you want to go south of the island? We'll see what DJ Elio wants. Yeah. I hope you love him. Do we know him? You guys know of him, but I know him personally. Does he ever text you first?

Yes, yeah. For drugs? Well yeah, but he'll always ask me about how my day's going first. Or do you lie, do you play it really cool,? You nervous around him? Not really Sammy doesn't get nervous Okay, and I think I'm tripping hard This is so much fun, okay, yeah and Doy oil you're with what's your name Beluga Beth? We call it we call our SeaWorld senior

Bath is so fucked up. She gives tough down She's a sperm whale. Yeah. Yeah. What was the name in the whale and blackfish? Titticum? Yeah, yeah. It was Titticum.

Yeah. That was Tillicum. That was Tillicum. Oh, shit. I thought it was Titticum. Oh, my God. All right. See how this goes. Have you ever met Elio in any playthroughs? Oh yeah.

I almost always, I always start basically in Sapphire Island. I mean, it's a hotbed of action. It used to be. I could have spent hours in the club. Yeah. With the infectious energy of the ever after spent hours in the club. Yeah. With the infectious energy of the ever after club still thrumming through their veins,

Sammy, Grant, Tyrese, and Doyle gather back together, fueled by excitement and anticipation for the night to come. Let's take this party to Elio's penthouse, Sammy declares, his floating shoes gliding across the floor. I forgot about those. I forgot about those, yeah. I forgot about those. Yeah. Sammy declares his floating shoes gliding across the floor Why did you tell us you were wearing floating shoes man? Yeah, I would warn him

Size eight You give them a buzzing with excitement from the nice antics that have already arose Tyrese feeling bold and full of newfound confidence after his stunts, nonchalantly approaches a girl who isn't even part of their group. She's large and seemingly out of place compared to the typical crowd. I'm sorry. Hey there, he exclaims, a broad grin on his face.

The others can't help but laugh and cheer as they witness him striking up. Better him than me. Grant says, Tyrese scooped her. He kind of flipped characters there. Somehow. Where the game goes though. Scoop we kind of flip characters there somehow wait Tyree Tyrese is like that yeah, yeah Urging the thrill of the night onwards, chimes in, You got this Tyrese. Oh wow, you flipped. Don't just parachute onto her. He jokes and laughs and a playful panther continues the flow.

Tyrese riding high on their encouragement, still showcasing his dance moves, pretends to quote, parachute his way onto another girl's heart, trying to garner her cheers and you're parachuting into chicks hearts. That's actually kind of good. Yeah. That's a vibe. Yeah. Once they've sufficiently hyped Tyrese up, they decide to head off to Elio's penthouse for more adventure. The group seeks out a nearby helicopter ready to soar to new, soar above new Platson and experience the city from a breathtaking height. As they pile into the sleek aircraft, laughter fills the cabin as the helicopter takes off and they rise into the night sky. The view of the above is stunning, glimmering

lights and the city twinkles below them, sprawling landscapes and colorful energy surrounds. They can see the outline of Sapphire Island. The clubs, uh, rubble re fading into the distance like a heartbeat. After a short and exhilarating flight, they land outside Elio's lavish penthouse that overlooks a shimmering coastline. The doors swing open as they step inside greeted by a sophisticated decor and panoramic view of the ocean through a floor to ceiling window. Welcome to paradise, Elio exclaims.

With a celebratory vibe, he puts everyone into a festive mood, pouring out the kratom and playing a soft music in the background. The atmosphere now feels ripe and you're ready to party with Elio. What would you like to do next? Man, do we party with Elio or do we ask him to go somewhere else in the because we're still on Sapphire. No, we are still on Sapphire. We just took a little helicopter helicopter Elio's. That would have been a blast. We should probably get out of the island. Yeah. Yeah. Where do you want to go? What district? Um... I mean, if we're looking for fun, District 6

anywhere in District 1 we can stay there District 2, it's Carlsberg Um... District 6? We can go to the South Shore Where's that? Is that like by Cannondale? Girlie Beach

Yeah, that's like Jersey Shore on more steroids. Yes. All right. Let's go down. Let's take the helicopter down to girly Beach a lot of Brazilians and Italians a lot of tough guys looking for fights Okay Okay, but a lot of parties before we go. I feel self-conscious about my outfit so I steal clothes from Elio El From Elio? Oh, that's... okay. Okay. You're trippin'.

I'm going to drunk call my ex Destiny. You always do. You always do. No, I'm actually going to... Don't do the accent this time. No, no, no. I'm not going to don't do the accent no no no I'm not gonna drunk call her I am going to drunk text her a picture with Elio in the background ah

That will work that will work. This is my first time texting her since we've broken up Yes, and then the text is not just a picture I'm also I send a message as well text and I say yeah I'm thinking I'm doing fine Where are we going on the helicopter oh and way down south to girly beach Can I call mookette and ask her to meet us a girly beach of course mm-hmm which one? Mukets the whore that oh look at is the person yeah, she's yeah She's the whore that won't fuck me, but I still think I have a chance yeah tell her with Elio and rubies with the whale

Yeah forgot about that No, I parachute to another girl's heart. I don't know where she is. All right. See how it goes. This is awesome. This is so sick. We go to the foam party at the barley bucket.

That sounds incredible. Doyle will drown in the foam It's five feet six inches I've always been good anybody below you I'm so excited. There's going to be a lot of roided dudes looking to fight and they're all trained in jujitsu, martial arts. Oh, they're all very homoerotic. Oh, no. We're going to get fucked.

Doyle's very homophobic. It's no joke. As the group gathers their things and leaves Elio's penthouse, their excitement for a good night in District 3 swells. With Tyrese looking stylish now in his newly acquired jacket and shades, the atmosphere buzzes with the thrill of exploration. The ride to the South Shore is filled with laughter and anticipation, and the group connects over their various antics which have occurred in the previous evening. Upon arrival, the eccentric streets of the South Shore come into view. The vibrant energy is palpable,

characterized by a mix of street art, musicians, and tantalizing scenes of food wafting through the air. Grant takes a moment to pull out his phone and check if his ex has replied to his quote, feeling fine message he sent earlier. No response yet, but he's confident he'll still get his attention later. I ghosted! As they step out, Doyle enthusiastically announces, let's hit the ground running. Who's ready to explore? But before they can decide their next move Tyrese spots a crowd gathering at a pop-up cornhole tournament nearby pop-up cornhole tournament

how it's done he suggests sparking the group's interest suddenly an informal group known as the UF3 oh no the unfun with the bulls. Well known for their playful antics, vibrant energy. They mix with the patrons and maintain social etiquette within the whole entire community. Members of the UF3 are laid back and charismatic. Presenting as such, but

while also participating and keeping the vibe of district three. Correct. As the UF three invites the others to join in with them and help them on their new adventure. They also ask if you would like to play cornhole with them. I'm not sure what that angle is. I love it. How many times have you played? Have you ended up playing cornhole in this? No, never. I was not sure what that angle is. I love it. How many times have you played? Have you ended up playing cornhole in this?

No, never. I was not expecting pop-up cornhole. Yeah, I don't know. Someone else has that. That's gotta be a Rudy. Simon Reilly. Is that, yeah, is one of us a cornhole guy? I said bowling.

Oh, yeah. That can happen, yeah. Would Gurley Beach be a cornhole player? There could be cornhole easily, just like here in America. OK. But the unfuckwiths asked us to play. OK, they're the most respected bunch in the world. So we're like meeting the Illuminati.

They also asked if you would like to join them. Join the unfuck with the bulls. That's a tough call. It's like a deal with the devil. Do you want to get wrapped up in something possibly like something bigger than our lives? Kinda, yeah. Do you want to get wrapped up in something possibly like something bigger than our lives? Kinda yeah, do we all right? Let's let's accept the invite. We're fucked up right now Yeah, so we would obviously say yes Probably right so but what I would do in this situation

Tyrese what Tyrese would do in the situation is I would want to get like a group laugh So I'm gonna pants Nick Okay, if it's the first time hanging out with the uf3 they will drug you guys Yeah They will take advantage of you guys there'll be a lot of like games gambling your life All right, let's go think Russian roulette. I think sword dodgeball Anything a line

I was like Russian Roulette. Russian Roulette and uh... Sword dodgeball. Alright, so Rudy tries to pants me. No, I do pants you. We'll see what happens. I film it. When Rudy tries to pants me, I notice that his head's by my ass, so I try to squeeze out a turd. And then we accept the invite to join the unfuck with the bulls.

Right. Unless we don't play cornhole instead. I think I want to, I want to challenge one of the unfuckable. I think that's what you would do. That's what your character would do. I'm going to challenge one of them to a wrestling match. We're scrapping. I don't want to play cornhole.

I want to show off my physicality. All right. So let's pitch them this. We'll be like, we don't know if we wanna hang out with you. We will send our best against your best, a champion. If you beat him, we join. Okay, I don't know if they're gonna take that well, but yeah, option, good option, yeah.

I don't wanna, I wanna scrap with one of the unfucked. All right, but yeah, you're our champion. I hope your character, after I pants you, just doesn't care and you say that to them with just your dick balls out My dick and balls are just Our best for sure As an act of rebellion, I don't pull my pants back up like oh I wanted them down Thank you. No, I didn't have to do

that you're my bitch next to a corn will be like our best first your best with a t-shirt I mean we could play him in one quick game we're in a world where we can do anything you want to play them in cornhole? It's the problem Loser has to play sword dodgeball right all right mook versus their best in a game of cornhole loser If they win we join if we win we play sword dodgeball, I mean, that's not a prize I'm trying to fight okay. Let's not play cornhole. Okay. Let's get our best against I do not pull my pants back up. But Moog wanted to wrestle. Right you challenged him to a wrestling match. Yes

But it could get violent Absolutely. Could get very violent This is my first time in Gurley Beach Getting pants and not reacting is to win Thanks, I wanted me that's I was gonna do that myself That was my next thank you for doing my bidding our best first year better I Don't even try to hide my car my hands never once go in front actually don't even bat an eye I

Step out of my pants And what is what is the consequence they need to play what oh no no we will do there if if Loser loser if they beat our best We will join the uf3 If we win What do we want they've just seen uh, what do you know Kyle? What would We want make them do an acapella routine. I Mean we can get Sin Salvador's leather jacket Yes!

Yeah, if we win we get Sin Salvador's leather jacket Is that a pretty prized possession? Oh yeah Why? I mean that's access to anything if you're wearing that jacket There's only one of them And people will know that it's access to anything if you're wearing that jacket. There's only one of them And people will know that it's since alvador. Yeah, it's like a title belt sin currently has it. Oh, okay Okay, and he's a uf3. Yeah trained in every martial art mook

You nervous mook uh Doyle I'm fucking ready to, cause I was born for this. This is so sick. So basically we're gonna send Doyle, ask them to send their best fighter as well too. They're gonna fight and we'll see the consequences. Yes. Hype me up, boys. You got this, Doyle. You got this Doyle.

Feeling the vibrant energy surrounding them Doyle steps forward with his newfound confidence in a new bold idea. Hey, you have three. How about a wrestling match? He challenges pointing dramatically at a few of their members. Send your best fighter to take me on. If I win, I won Samson Salvador's prize jacket. You win, our group joins you for your next mission. Do you have three members take a

look at each other? Surprise but intrigued by Doyle's fiery declaration. One of them, a tall and agile figure named Cade smirks and steps forward. You got guts kid, but you're on. Remember, we fight hard and we don't mess around. With the challenge now accepted, the atmosphere crackles with excitement as the crowd gathers to watch. Tyrese and Sammy quickly rallied their group, urging others to hype Doyle up.

It's clear the stakes have turned. This playful evening is now a electrifying showdown filled with anticipatory energy. As they set up a makeshift wrestling space near the cornhole area, it captures the moment on his phone, briefly, briefly recording the growing crowds enthusiasm. This is going to be epic. He exclaims he subtly sends a text update to his ex once again. No, not an update.

I never said that. She never reported. While the crowd cheers again. Fuck. The wrestlers circle around each other with Cade looking lean and formal against Doyle's energetic persona. As the other UF3 members chant their team slogan, fight for freedom, the atmosphere turns a centric. Are you ready? Kate asks his cracking knuckles and adopting

the combat ready stance fuels Doyle. Doyle nods vigorously, adrenaline pumping through his veins. Let's do this. he replies, assuming his stance as well. The crowd begins to count down. Three, two, one, go. It's begun? Yep. Yep. Oh, okay.

This is a big decision. Yeah. Do we jump in? I don't, what? Doyle might pass away Can you die in this? Yes, well Taken away I can make I can make it happen if we need to yeah

So if we're gonna go the route if he's losing if you have them I have a flashbang you have a flashbang grenade Yeah, okay, you have a grenade I'm low-key cool with the uf3 so I'm damn it You have a flashbang grenade? Yeah. Okay. You have a grenade. I'm low-key cool with the UF3, so I'm conflicted. God damn it. You have to, one of your organs has to fall out. For what? It's plop out of your body.

Yeah. Spleen your kidneys. You can live without that. Grant, what are you thinking? Still thinking about your ex? Yeah. I guess. I kind of, I'm kind of, like, I kinda wanna join it.

You have three. We all jump in? Because like they said they had a mission. Right. And that sounds kinda cool. So like maybe- If we join, does that mean mooks? Let's uh, I have a police baton.

Okay. I have a flashback. And I throw it to Cade. Okay. Yeah. So I like, I pretend to drop it like out of my pant pocket. Okay, and then what else? And I whistle to Cade. Okay. Yeah. So I like, I pretend to drop it like out of my pant pocket. Okay. And then what? Like, and I whistle at Cade.

And then, oh, you're helping them. I want to join. Okay. Yeah. And then I misunderstand the situation. I throw a flash bang. You give Moog the flash mag? But I air mail it. Okay. Yeah.

I miss and then it just goes. It's in the crowd. It goes in on the dance floor and then the flash bang goes off on the dance floor, okay, and what are you doing? I'm firmly on the uf3 side at this point. Yeah, just mixing it up with them. You're like making them laugh making them laugh You know yeah tapping them out. Yeah, yeah mook. I think I'm about to get pummeled I'm about to get what's your opening move on him? He's bigger than you. He's taller.

He's bigger. Kyle, do I try to go for like a cradle? No, I think you go for like the move. Nothing will none of that will work. I think you have to play dirty. You have to try to play an eyeball. Your first move is the leg grab his balls. You do.

You do the leg sweep and you miss. Oh, no. Yeah. You should try to sweep his leg. I'll try to sweep his legs, but I'm ready to get my ass kicked How does this AI do with violence Sweep the legs works okay in general yeah perfect Do we have to say a resolution in this I think it was decided? Do we have to say a resolution in this? I think it was.

So decide it. Not necessarily. Yeah. OK. Yeah. Let's let fate decide where we are. If you want to like kind of give me a more like generalized of what you just said, I have 90 percent of it.

Sure. I have a police baton and I give it to Cade. Rudy throws a Tyrese throws a flashbang grenade, misses and startles the crowd. Sammy is firmly on the UF3 side. Yeah, I'm doing that. Making them laugh and howl. Like flaming hula hoops with the girls. You're flaming hula hooping with the girls? Okay.

Doyle stands no chance. He's at an extreme disadvantage, and his opponent has one of the best fireman carries in the world. Okay. I want that jacket. Well, the jacket would be so sick. Jacket would be nice. OK, we'll see what happens. As the match commences, Doyle quickly realizes he's underestimated his opponent.

He's tall and athletic, signals to his teammates who then send in their shortest fighter, a wiry guy named Niko, an impressively agile and surprisingly strong person. Niko Megaloudis. Wait, actually? Yeah. Can't believe he's there. But it makes sense. Is he short? Yeah, about 5'5". Is he short? Yeah, about five five. The UF3 always sends their shortest fighters to battle. Oh yeah, they do. Oh my God. Yeah.

And it's Nico. To not come across as like too violent, yeah. Oh my God, it's lore accurate. Doyle tries to rally his energy, but Nico's quick footwork and cunning tactics quickly put him on his back. In a swift and unexpected move, Nico executes a perfectly timed fireman's carry, flipping Doyle onto his back with a decisive

thud. The crowd erupts in cheers, buzzing with excitement as they witness the spectacle. Doyle struggles to regain his footing, but Nico's dominance becomes evident as he pins Doyle to the ground once again, securing his victory easily for the UF three. However, just as the energy shifts in the arena, Tyrese grant and Sammy exchange flances their spirits, igniting a newfound sense of excitement in a wave of camaraderie. They decide to switch sides and lend their support to the UF three thing to turn the tides back in a more fun direction. That side's way more fun. Let's show some glare. Tyrese exclaims, pulling out a flashbang that he has away from

earlier escapades with a mischievous grin. He tosses the device into the air and in a dazzling explosion and colorful lights, ignite night sky. A sudden burst of light and momentarily distracts everyone, sparking laughter and surprise all around the crowd. In a mists of chaos, Sam Lee quickly steps into the limelight. He takes a deep breath and channels his inner performer, turning his attention to the crowd surrounding him. With skillful moves, he begins to impress the girls, pulling off acrobatic tricks

and showcasing his agility. This night elevates the energy and movement of the crowd, but also draws admiration from on-goers. Grant, feeling the impressions vibe, decides to jump in as well, capturing the scene on his phone as he yells, you call that a win? Let's keep this party going. He backed off, aligns with the UF3 and grins to them, hoping to impress them with his spontaneous show of support. The combination of Tyrese's flashbang, his tazzling displays, brings life back to the night sky,

allowing Doyle to get back on his feet and have the chance to join into the fun and possibly shake off his loss and join into the crew once again. Okay, not a bad outcome for you. That sequence is insane. Moog gets picked up, slam pinned. We just scooch every side.

I throw a flashbang and then when it settles, Kyle's doing flips. This is just, this is my brain when I'm on an edible. I'm just kidding about this scenario. And of course, yeah. Wow. Let's join the UF3. And how long have we been going?

Like an hour 30. Hour 30. Would you be down Lucas to run this with us for a part two? Would this be able to be saved? Yeah, oh god. I was telling Luke, I was like, I have no clue how this is gonna go. No, no, this is perfect.

Because I think- 30 minutes, I'm like, I have no idea. No, no, this is amazing. This is an amazing episode. I think this should just continue. I think what we do is a part two where it's our UF three mission. Yeah, the part two will be our three mission.

That's a good like endpoint because you have more information. Yeah. Yeah. No, this was fucking hilarious. Awesome. So this will be able to be saved and you like no pressure, but you could do this apart to amazing. Yeah. And so our next mission, our next episode will be the UF3. Yeah. All right. So that is a bonus app. God bless you.