A New Untold Story - Same Body, Different Face - A New Untold Story: Ep. 405

Episode Date: July 18, 2024

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Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. OK. You mean you're going to reply to what I'm going to say? No, you're just going to say no, that's a new untold story. Hey, is that story old or told? Fuck no, baby. It's a new untold story. I knew untold story. New Untold Story, episode of 403 I'm Nick Kyle move behind the keys Rudy down there fourth close 45 405 Oklahoma City ooh a lot of their say Oklahoma City is painfully in

ultra bland doll and generic. Yeah That's over complimentary. Yeah, it's that bad. That's a glaze It got it got terrorized It did it's more it's less of an ultra bland place to live and more of an ultra bland punishment punishment punishment like think of a bland punishment Like staying after school for 45 minutes with shoddy AC having to stay home and vacuum the basement while you're the rest of your family goes to showny's Oklahoma City all but we have Brick Town in Paseo you can feel the heartbeat of the city and get authentic Martin Rockin food

Bricktown you can play five different axe throwing bars You can go to a warehouse and sip spicy margaritas and play laser tag. Yeah Put your hands on your hips head up. I say I'm proud of myself Oklahoma City Do you have to Jalen Williams? Okay. Okay. That actually is interesting.

What do you mean? You have to Jalen Williams to do is name Jalen Williams on the Thunder. Is that the worst place for an NBA player to end up? It has to be has to be has to be. I went there one time when Katie was there and I the first thing I thought to myself Was like damn I feel really bad for Katie

Also team in the thunder is tough because that's not anything. I don't know Yeah, you can't it's evidence of a cooler thing Yeah lightning. Mm-hmm. Yeah Yeah, they have two Jalen Williams. Okay, that's good Yeah, mm-hmm. Yeah, they have two Jalen Williams. Okay, that's good You're right that is interesting Kind of is that might be the most interesting thing about Oklahoma City as a whole they're trying to get the tallest building in the world That's interesting But their skyline now is just Chet Holmgren

He's their skyline him and fucking I don't even know Yeah shit, so Isn't it like right in like tornado alley to yes like they get destroyed you made a good point yesterday What was that tornadoes are? Tornadoes are incredibly prejudiced against poor people so we've had a while to tornadoes warnings the last 48 hours against poor people. So we've had two tornadoes warnings in the last 48 hours in Chicago, which is somewhat rare. And I told the guys, I was like, listen,

I'm from Colorado, I lived in Texas, we've been through this. Just so you guys know, tornadoes only target poor people. Is that what it is? Unfortunately, yes. It's always trailer parks getting ravaged. But isn't it just because the desirable areas also tend to be safe areas?

That might be it. Also true. Yeah, yeah. Most trailer parks or trailers, you can just, I could lift them. Yeah, but like, they're in outskirts of towns. Yeah. But yeah, but everyone, when I lived in Texas, everyone in my neighborhood had a tornado shelter, like a concrete bunker that you would go into because it was so common.

But I never saw one in Texas. I've never, I think I would be, right now I'm not scared of them. But if I think I ever saw one, even if I was far away, horrified. The scariest sight to see would be a funnel. Apparently they sound like a train. Funnel in the air, like holy shit.

Yeah. So I got the, I did an embarrassing move what you got the we got the fucking tornado it was okay I screenshot the tornado warning because it was horrifying I thought it was a siren coming from my whole apartment did you get this emergency alert the big long one the one that was super loud from the phone yeah and then it just said more info and you could click it and it says take cover now that That was it. That was the more info. Mm-hmm. I was horrified. Horrified? Like I've never experienced that so

You're in a high-rise building. Take my cat. You took your cat down to the basement? I thought it was a building alarm and we're already dealing with a hostage situation. And I took my girlfriend and cat and we sprinted down to the lobby and no one was there. No one was there. Nobody? Even like the staff were just like mopping. I'm like, oh my God. Nobody was there at all. No one. No neurotic Jewish people. He was there. I told you about that. How did you transport the cat in my hands? I thought it was like an immediate situation, like an evacuation situation.

Did you like wake your girlfriend up? We both sprung up. We were both afraid because we thought, oh, yeah, I don't know. I mean, that is the correct thing to do. But the funny thing is that in these situations, everyone has the same caucus, like, oh, I don't want to appear as a pussy. No, I know. And so you're willing to risk your life.

There's a lot of like petite women in my building. What I got lifted. How many petty women are in your building? So I'm not on. A lot of dudes, too. But so, yeah, the update on the hostage situation, there was a two murder suspects, not suspects, they did it holding somebody hostage in my apartment building. There was a big standoff. No one got arrested.

Come to find out the person is a permanent resident of my apartment. The killer, the killer is both the killers. They are. They live in the apartment. That killer. The killer. Zzz. Both, oh so the killers are roommates? They are, they live in the apartment, that's all we know. No one was arrested, so I don't know. So they're just still in the apartment? I don't know. There is no articles about it. Do you think you've been on the elevator with them?

That's what I'm thinking. Maybe, I don't know. That's scary, that's scary because then you're like, I don't wanna be in the elevator with them, and then you take the stairs, and then you're in the stairs, that's even more isolated. I know it's, I don't want to be in the elevator with him, and then you take the stairs, and then you're in the stairs, that's even more isolated. I know it's, I don't want to joke about it, but completely unrelated,

a sitcom about two murderer roommates would be pretty good. Yeah. Like, maybe they're trying to hide it from one another, that they're both murderers. That would be cool. It would be cool, it'd be a good drama. Yeah. It's better than Two and a Half Men.

Two and a Half Men was very successful. I agree with that, but it's a good drama. Yeah. Better than Two and a Half Men. Two and a Half Men was very successful. I agree with that, but it's a better concept than that. More people watch Bob Hart Arishola than season one of True Detective. Abishola. Paul what? Yeah, perspective. More people have watched Bob Hart Abishola

than season one of True Detective. I've never even heard of that. Yeah, right? Right. But one point, probably 4.2 million Americans watch Bob Hart Abishola. Bob's lost a lot of weight too. Looks good. Is this about an interracial sitcom?

Not OzEpic either. Oh, is this like an interracial sitcom? Yeah. Uh, he, she's Abishola. Mo-Mook, what's the actress's name? Follake Ola Wofeku. Probably Falakke. Falakke Ola Wofeku. And Billy Gardell.

Yeah, so more people watch that than the shows you think are good. It's mind boggling how many people tune in premium cable is still not watched This is on this is on just regular cable. Yeah, the eyes on this are crazy blew my mind So we can it's bring it back to Texas my billet family the family that was like our host family Yeah, I don't think he lived in Texas. I did northern panhandle there you go beach Checkmate yeah northern panhandle near Oklahoma City. They were

Cable like basic cable sluts. I don't think I've ever seen a guy That is better at cable like tuning in like oh like hurry up with dinner so we could catch our show you would he would Tevo it old-school DVR there's something pure about that. I know. Oh, they're NPCs. No, they're regular people who aren't addicted to the internet. They're happy.

They experience healthy emotions and they're happy. I was getting pissed off because of my progression in Skyrim. He was happy as a clam watching The Circle, catching up with it. Did he love it? No. No. No? But he enjoyed it. The people that it? No no no, but it is The people that bitch about NPCs like they don't like anything they start liking something And then they start to hate it Star Wars the boys They'll start at me like this is the best fuck this by season 3 yeah

And then they'll like like that's how we are yeah That's exactly how we are and then they'll like quotes on the internet words like once you realize you have vast intelligence That's when your problems really begin. Oh fuck that that's that's where they arrive at those people are way smarter Just because they're just like the people that like the people that are watching Bob Hart Abishola Are just happy because they're like, yeah, it's funny Enjoy things for what they are right Exactly. Oh discourse no think pieces No, it's just Bob Harding Abishola Right, exactly. Oh, no discourse, no think pieces.

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Frank Zamboni dude Uzi Gal invented the Uzi oh My god, that's a cool one. I think it's use uzi uzi. I yeah look at him Sure, they didn't read it. I've never seen a more slavic looking person in my life. You know he's wearing flip-flops, too He's got tiny little flip-flops chain-smoking six and probably died right after that photo The oldest the oldest slavic person I think is like 33. I don't think they last Then Adolf Sachs invented the saxophone Adolf Adolf Sachs dude. Oh SAX yeah

Look at him look at him, dude Pierre dildo no no Wow. Pierre Dildo? No. No, I mean. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, the dildo was made by a doctor. Really? Yeah, I believe so. Similar to the G-spot, the doctors were. Doctors, dude, dude, gyno's should be illegal. That is, yeah. Because it's like, they should question the integrity of why they want to do that. Because there are so many other lanes of medicine.

Yeah. So many. And if it were equal, you'd think there'd be an equal number of female mechanics. Because I equate a gynecologist to a female mechanic. What about just a dick doctor? Yeah, is that a thing? Yeah, a urologist. Okay. Like a female urologist. Okay. Like a female urologist. How many female urologists are there?

I want to get a... Let's get a guy on the show. And I just want to I want to pelt him. I want to pelt him with cues. Why are you doing this? Like, what is the practice? I think they just finger bang

and then send them home That's the only thing you just dealing with pussy you look at a pussy, then you touch it and Then you send them home. I think it's like a instrument. I think you like tester on it. Is that what it is I think I don't know they're just they're asking I Think the medical term is a stress test your girl goes to the gyno the doctor asks if she's fucking you and Then touches her and sends her home mm-hmm and shakes her hand also if you went when like Ernst Grafenberg was like first coming up the schooling couldn't have been rigorous no education wasn't like sound I think we just started like learning about women in general like in the last

It's just been kind of like when you study like a skeleton or study study organs was always dudes. Yeah always dudes Yeah, I'd love to get one on the show. I'm sure we could find one Kyle you excited for bend Yes, yeah taking some nature completely sober. What else? Crater Lake. Oh. Yeah. I've always wanted to see that.

I know. Get to see that. The bluest water. Are you gonna smoke weed out there? No, nothing. Nothing. Nothing. It went too far again.

For me. For me. You can't please, Crater Lake, that blue. I know, I can't. It's like, it's no, it's a vicious cycle for me, and I gotta get through this, and just enjoy, and just perceive with my real brain. But like, what?

There's a VR Emporium, so I'll probably go there and fuckin' throw soccer balls at glass antiques for an hour. On VR. Hell yeah, man. We got some, today, when this airs, is a big day for Anus birthdays. Really? Mm-hmm. Vin Diesel.

Oh my God, one of the early Anus episodes. 57. In 2020, we did a long running bit about his, him having a tight pussy. Yeah. A taut, ripe vagina. It was like... And we stretched that out. That bit.

The bit, yeah. It was a three to four week stream. And it was a bit that we took from an Answer the Internet card. Oh, it was? Yeah, the KFC Radio Answer the Internet cards were just in the studio and I grabbed one. I was like, would you rather fuck... It was like, Kate upped him with a dick or Vin Diesel with a tight little pink pussy.

You made that up. No, I don't think so. That was not, yeah. I think it was actually on there. Shit, well he got arrested recently. Vin? For sexual battery. Vin?

Forcibly, yes. Yes, in a hotel, I think while he was filming fast and furious What you got arrested the description is not arrested. I don't know charged. Maybe just controversy sexual battery What's your sexual battery triple a? Yours is like a watch battery Now I got two D's like a like a maglite four D's Yes, it was horrific the description I read I was always gonna say 57 happy Heinz year

But that Vin Diesel's 50 that's ketchup water. You can't be doing that Happy Nintendo year to Doug Wanoi 64 64 He's got the same birthday as Vin? Yes, and Chase Crawford, 39. Oh my God. All kinds of anus people. Yeah. Young Lean, 28.

That's not a thing, but I cannot wait to experience Lean. You're going to? I think I'm saving World War II two for my 40s lean for my 50 You're gonna be I want to do my 50s. I want to fucking be addicted to lean and I want to flip bungalows in Florida okay, that sounds awesome. Yes, that sounds incredible. That sounds like a Matthew McConaughey I just want to like I want to like drink it out of a flask to no double cup The flask of the frog playing the banjo, just filled with lean.

You can do it white style. Yeah. In Anna Maria, Florida. 40s for World War II. What are 30s? 30s? This is like working out. Oh, okay.

Yeah, becoming a beast. So you'll stop being a beast at 40? I don't think I'm gonna, it's gonna just lose its luster. It's like, I don't, I'm just gonna let myself be old. Yeah. Or oldish. Oldish. And I have all of World War II and maybe other wars.

But like, don't you think you'll, like, let's say you're 38. Would you like dip your toe in World War II? Maybe, but we'll see. 50s lean and flipping houses, beach house. From someone who has fully dipped themselves in World War II, waiting is a good call. I know, I want things to look forward to.

I like that you're segmenting it by the decade. I don't know what my 30s are doing right now, and I'm already almost halfway there through. No, you're 32. That might as well be 35. I think about almost halfway there through. No, you're 32. That might as well be 35. I think about that all the time. I might as well be 35, then 40. I'm just rounding it up right now.

So to the point where I should just be 35. Yeah. Yeah. It's a damn shame. Any other birthdays? Who else? If we're talking about anis-ric stuff, the fandom has a controversy right now. The anus fandom? The anus fandom. I can't help but feel a little responsible. What? Our discord is very, very active. We recommend that you join. I'll hop in there

and chat, we'll do a chat, mooc's in there, Kyle has an account. The boys have been getting catfished. The boys in the anus. If you're in the anus discord looking for chicks, it's a guy. Every time. I was gonna say. A guy pretending to be a girl? The girl that this guy was using. She was using a guy? She's not listening to this podcast oh The guy the catfish profile pic now Rudy you have the details because did you create this I didn't create this I wish fortnight with her Luke you got catfished by an anus discord girl

You played fortnight with her you would not have played fortnight with yeah, yeah, I would have I shout out to cheapy13 He's a ringleader in our yeah, you know set of spaces about it. Yes, so what is all right? I know spaces. Yeah, I'm not Are we that? Has the discourse to go out of there that's not about anus. This is just the name of it Which would be ideal? Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah, wait start from the beginning So how long ago does this girl pop up in the disco she act and what is she saying one we need to differentiate? There's two separate communities going on here

There's our discord and a Twitter community full of like cheapy 13 and yeah whole world Okay, separate in the middle in the Discord. I think she started, he started in my Twitch chat. So you spawned her. Were you hype like this is an attractive girl who's, what was her name? Super fan of me. I gave like a, makes sense.

Did you DM her? No I did not. Mook did, Mook what did you DM her? I definitely have DM exchanges with her for sure. But her account is wiped so I can't even see them were you like flirtatious, but you cannot remember now But like why were you DMing her like one day on the act? I said like the name Nikki is like the most like destructive girl name ever with two K's or whatever and she like sent me That clip and she was like this is so true, and I was just like I'm sorry I said that

There was no flirtation going on she tried like me would you respond if it would have as a guy that sent you that No for sure not But it was a guy How did I play for tonight with her she sounded like a girl oh? This is deeper than oh Yes, I know all the details all right, so there's a girl And she's flirty in the Discord or just being a girl? Is she flirty in the D?

I don't think she's fully flirty. Can I see her profile picture? Rudy can show you the account that she was posing as. Because that girl had to put out a statement that it's not her. She was in the spaces yesterday being like, I don't know who this person is. Wait, the real girl doesn't know anything about us. Oh the real girl was yeah, oh the real girl isn't just some random

Yes, she is how they find her random like New Yorker Two days ago someone put it together that this Twitter account that we're talking about is using this girl's profile. Yeah How did you end up playing fortnight with her? I was cheapy 13 shout out to him gave me an Xbox and I streamed with him a couple times And she was on your she was like in the was she good no hmm Okay, decent. She's good at cod which is weird that was your first So who was playing cod and fortnight like cheapie and no under this girl's? dude, I Different girl a different yes, oh, so it's not a guy

I don't think it's a guy because I heard the voice oh, so it is a girl, but like can you do a girl voice? Hey, do you guys want to know I would know I would know yeah, I would know yeah Yeah, if it is a guy I mean shout out to that guy because so it could be like just like maybe a Gross girl pretending to be a more attractive girl Possibly, but the theory is right now that it's a girl that looks similar to the girl Why hey, why that's the biggest cope in the world? No? She's not But she just looks similar to that girl. Who started that theory?

She chose a girl that looks similar to her. Then just use your axe. That's insane. What legs does that theory have? That has zero legs. It has legs because the real girl travels a lot, has a lot of like bougie posts, and like a... Why is she in the anus discord? Dog, I don't know. That is, that is the biggest cope ever.

Wait, we did get catfish, but they look exactly like. Wait, no. Who is someone was getting used by him or her? They just feel betrayed. Like some of the people in my community were like, share. Some of the guys sent dick pics, probably. But like, if you feel betrayed You're doing more than just talking

But I think the very few brave few women in the community were particularly shook Oh like they had like they felt as a girl Side girls, I wish you could have seen so phenom hit me up. It was it was as as alarming phenom Our mod are these. Great at his job. Yeah. What he sent me two days ago when this popped off was as alarming as a tornado warning. What did he say? It said the same noise. He said like red alert all caps. Do you have the text? There's dissension in our ranks.

What is what have we accidentally created? Yeah, that's I was like, hey, man, this is Internet shit, man. This is play the game. This happens. I was just grateful. She was in my chat about her name was VAMP, VAMP, VAMP. And I was and she I was she was she was playing it up and then like talking in there.

And then if a girl showed you ever flirt with her. No, but she was trying to. Did you follow her fake account? No, I didn't do it. I don't I didn't do that because God forbid I become victim to this and I'm dumb. So I just stay steer clear completely. But she would talk about things I liked. And I kind of in the beginning, her name was Vamp and she was like, oh, I love Playboy Cartoon and I was like.

That there's no way. But I didn't say anything. There's no I was like, there's's no way. But I didn't say anything. There's no I was like there's just no way. And the picture she was posting Rudy or like up your alley. I didn't even see posting pictures. What pictures I never saw pictures. What does it mean? I'm Rudy's alley.

Like this is like a hot girl she was posing as. Wait, but she was in the picture. She looks just like her. But she looks just like. Wait, wait. She none of her body was in these pictures. It was like there was's a brunch you want to hear the conspiracy It's that their bodies are the same the faces are different

Is there silhouette in the picture or what let me okay? I have and how dare you say when you went into the alley and rummaged through the garbage I was not trying to fuck this woman were Were you acting cool while you were playing for lights? Yeah? Hey, can you call my big hair take my chug jug I'll give you my purple. Yeah, come over here. Come over here. We're rifting let these guys jump out whenever let's Let's wait a little bit. Where do you where do you want to drop? I got him down to one shot just Let's wait a little bit. Where do you want to draw? I got him down to one shot. Just I.

Okay. Revelation here. I have cheapy 13 available if you guys want him to recount it because he knows everything about this. I don't know how far you want to get into it, but I think it's funny. I am. I really like this. I'm amused by it. He was hosting that Twitter space is like he was Nixon addressing.

What really did he feel responsible? I didn't listen I was in the whole time and so tell me it's fascinating. I don't want to butcher it Because what I'm saying right now you guys are like this is too good to be how many people were in the Twitter space a couple Hundred what what? Yeah, dude. She's she's friends with a lot's she has a collection of our listeners dicks for sure Yeah, mine included. No Did you ever think about like I

Did you ever think you'd fuck her no no because the way she tweeted dude she tweeted In a way that was like I'm a hot girl. I'm going on dates. This is my ex-boyfriend We have a lot of problems like Like, it's psychotic shit. Right, that's a catfish, that's a man pretending to be a girl. Why do you think it's a girl with the same body but a slightly different face? You want me to call the body?

I'll call the body right now. Oh no, I don't know about you, but why do people even, why would people ever think that's the case? Becau- Has she shown her body? People, dude, Cheapie was running fucking like, cross-references on her phone number and shit like apparently they look similar Yeah, but this is why would then that if you look similar, then why do it?

I think because she was using the real girls like travel her life bougie lifestyle This is this is the most insane mental gymnastics ever yeah, yeah, cuz they could be right Maybe but it is It is the no convenient I think this girl dudes on the internet to be like we got catfish, but this girl's got a rock this girl I think looks one. I think maybe guy I'd say 50. Yeah, I would say I'm leaning guy I'm leaning guy, and I'm thinking not the same body. I'm thinking more the body more of like a hut I Was thinking Java Java or pizza or pizza yeah?

Sunglass any sort of hot yeah Wait, so you know you can get you on the phone or he is like a record you have a recording He's available right now via phone call him just real quick this episode sponsored by keeps keeps is all about confidence keeps helps men reclaim their identity. I mean, a few guys look better bald, but most look better haired. Most look better haired.

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It's Nick, it's Nick Taraini. Give us, can you just give us... First, you think... As long as it needs to be. Okay, give us as long as... Talk to us. Context, Cheapy had a texting relationship with this person. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?

You had a texting relationship with this person? Yes, like pretty... Like, did you fall for her? No, no, no, no, no. A lot of people are saying this, I'm getting a lot of... Has this mysterious person ever seen your hard dick? No, soft, but no. No, okay, okay.

I don't believe you. No, no, no, no, no. It was brother- was a brother sister relationship. Okay, give us the theory and what you know for a fact. So what I know for a fact is that for three years now, probably probably she's been using a different girl's photos posing as like her but also occasionally mixing in a different girl's photos and how different I still don't know like not that different like only the face is different same, different face. Wait, so she's posting pictures of herself or of a person or just things? Of herself. So it'll be like a workout picture like in a gym with her face covered, like with an emoji because she was a burner.

But this photo that she keeps posting is of a different girl. So that's what makes you think it's a woman. But you think, but like, what makes you think it's a woman. But you think but like you don't think that you don't think there's no, but you don't think that like just she found two people with similar bodies and just put the emoji over the face. That's the other thing. But I've like looked up her phone number and like I have her name and it's a girl's name and she has told me her name before and it matches up

with the phone number. So that's where it's kind of weird, but their body types are exactly the same because I had sent the girl who's like she was posting photos of she had got in contact with me and she was like with the emoji over the face That person looks exactly like me. She's like I couldn't even tell the difference Wait, so you identified the girl. It actually is. Yeah found like pictures of real pictures of that girl It's actually pretty funny because what happened was there was this random twitter account that started about two days ago that their only tweet was,

this person is a catfish, this is how I know. I saw, I found the Instagram post and I was like, so how did, why did you have like a burner account? Who is this? And she was like, my ex blocked me on Twitter. So I made this burner account to Stockholm or something, which is even weird in its own right. But she recognized the Instagram profile

and just saw the tweets on the timeline and was like this is Someone I know on Instagram Who is not this person? So she recognized the Instagram profile profile of the girl who it actually was that she was posting pictures of has has The girl or whatever it is. We'll say the being gone like radio silent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The, the, the person who was using the other girl's photos has nuked everything. Wow.

Dude, I don't think, I don't think it's somebody with a similar body. Not a chance in hell. But I did like, so I looked at the phone number, I got a name, and I looked up the like full name, and she had like, there wasn't much that came up on Google, but she has a Poshmark account with her first and last name. Jesus Christ, buddy. Wait, so you didn't find it like-

You loved this girl. Yeah, you were in love. You were in love. No, dude, I was playing Call of Duty with. Who is this? When you played Fortnite with Moog and this thing, was Moog flirting a little bit? A little bit. Like, absolutely.

You had to have that. There's no way you're just playing Moog. But it's still an attractive girl with the same body. Same exact body Mook. No shame Wait wait so you did you didn't identify this girl's like social media just her posh mark is that is that a place to post pictures? No, it's like it's a buying and selling website kind of like So what's working like so what size clothes was she selling? Got rid of everything.

The profile picture of that account is like a picture that she had used in the past, which has a different face than the girl she was posting now. Did any of our Blue Raspberry guys fall for her, fall in love? A hundred percent. Raspberry guys fall for her fall in love 100% Cuz she used to stream a little bit and she got she started hopping in like Russia streams and Rudy stream Every one of my boys is a victim Wait did any of the boys come out and was like, yeah, like I fell for her.

We shared intimate details about ourselves. Did any of them like sext? She had told me that guys are in her DMs actively hitting on her. Yeah. I don't wanna- Don't air them out, don't air them out. No, they're probably embarrassed enough.

And I know who they are. I know some of them. There's definitely guys from Rudy's and Marash's dis or a Twitch chat that I know for a fact of DM her. I don't have to talk to my boys, dude. Oh no. Okay. They got got. They got got and you know, that's that's internet 101.

Wait, so Chipe, you talked to her. Yeah, she was in like, I played video games with her. She was in Twitter spaces. But like, no, after three years, you never, you never saw her face for three years. Well, you think see they all thought they did, but like FaceTime or like when she would stream she wouldn't have a cam on her. No, no cam on stream and Android. Oh yeah.

Oh my god. No cam on stream. No cam on stream. No hot girl has a fucking Android. But like, dude, no doubt same street Android like dude no doubt same body Wait wait so she was this real girl who you know or know of She was getting her what what photos jacked like her Instagram photos all Instagram photos and even Instagram photos that aren't on like her, on her feed. Wait, so Chibi you talk to this imposter after the fact, did they respond?

No. So once she nuked her Twitter account, I texted her no answer and then I called one ring voicemail, super blocked. And then I gave the number to the person who she was taking the photos from and She called once got through completely a ring every time and then the next time she called one ring voicemail blocked This is in it this is such a man Jacking off to this chaos as we speak. Yes. Yes. But we heard, me and Chibi heard a voice. The guy who's behind this account is jerking off right now.

Right. Jerking off their male penis. You think they got a voice changer? I don't know. I think maybe they just raised the voice. No, I don't know. I don't know. I know what you're gonna say.

I know what you're gonna say. She has a deep voice. She has a're gonna say she had a deep voice Not like deep people. I say deep for a girl me. I don't know Is there footage of you guys playing video games or we could hear her clip that like is on from somebody's stream Also, what was her Twitter handle so I can search it? Can we go? All right, we're gonna try we're on your twitch account right now everybody follow cheapy13 not out cheapy13 Shit

Maybe wait has has my rash has my rash played with her Yes, but you'd have to go back to some of the pods But now that I'm thinking about it more and more I use the burner because I'm not attractive So it's kind of adding up to maybe shoot no no dude. No you have a good ass body That's what you just use you just use Chung's photo All right, Cheepy thank you Thanks, man

Incredible shout out to Cheepy keep Cheepy in your thoughts. I'm pretty sure he's heartbroken He's a mixture of I didn't work with her, but she was like a sister to me dude the Copium around the copium in these parts track to grow at the same body Multiple of multiple anus fans have fallen for boys. I'm gonna dig up a boys get it together I Know the first line of business on that Twitter space is that they said our guys we can all agree that it's a woman with The same body, and there was like here here Yeah, of course of course yes, middle one Do that's what if that's your findings yeah? Yeah, she probably just didn't have time to take photos of her body, so she found an exact same body

The Android is also a child an Android and a deep voice for a girl She had an Android and a deep voice for a girl This is in a mobile dude, and and you know what the vamp account was funny There were some funny tweets from that account. Oh, it's funny. Okay. I am I searched her Twitter name because you can still see like What's her Twitter name at her? Dudes I follow who Were journaling to her no mm-hmm Mpc1 Mpc2 Mpc3 is the handle yes That was the last burner apparently she had a couple that she nuked before that too

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One of our beloved employees has responded to her many a time. Yes. He is a few times. Yeah plenty pretty harmless stuff, right Here's let's not oust who it is but describe them describe the employee in two words Hodor a barstool that's holy shit. I would have said white white boy. Yeah I've been watching a lot of Thrones hodor hodor barstool. Yeah, there's your two words your two words Frank the tank is hodor what the fuck are we talking? No white boy rick is he's a big boy 11 for 23 I'm down eight pounds since I started exercising and my skin hair routine is going crazy

Thank you so much for noticing go so he Rick was getting his flirt on now, dude, I I wish I could see what this tweet was about There's another one that says thought this was about me until those last four words sad emoji I'm not gonna lie. I never flirted with her on the timeline like that, but whenever she liked my tweet, I was like, yes, hot girl. Like, like, I love that people think this is still a girl. We're digging for the voice right now. I got, I got two shooters on the voice. I still, I think it still might be girl.

You do. I don't know, man. I'm not. I mean, if you're willing to go through all these things, you're willing to go through I still I think it still might be girl you do I don't know man. I'm not mm-hmm I Mean if you're willing to go through all these length I don't the voice thing is difficult you could fake it, but that requires a lot of effort But the tricky part is that like this is a lot of effort in itself a lot of effort in itself remarkably convenient that it's uh it's

Everyone chill out listen. This is a sad moment, but let's just so we're clear, it's a girl with a great body. I think it's not that girl. Unbelievable cope there. I think it's just I think it's sad for the person who's pretending to be somebody. They're not for sure. Yes, granted doesn't make it right, but it is sad if you feel the need that you have to do that. Yeah, absolutely. It's pathetic. Unless they're just doing it for sport. Yes, granted doesn't make it right, but it is sad if you feel the need that you have to do that Yeah, absolutely. It's pathetic unless they're just doing it for sport

That's fucked up Or both could be true I'm going through Marisha's clips right now and some of them are titled like ladies night featuring cheapy 13 So I think we might be able to find her ladies night is night. Definitely be it. What a harrowing title Be 13 How did I miss that ladies night who hosted ladies night Moresh with cheapy 13 Was she in ladies night I so So Marash is digging right now. I don't know if we just want to pull up random clips. Yeah, right. Search them. But

I don't know. It is we're down. We're in like a like a different side, like like we mentioned earlier, but it's a combination of our discord and a Twitter army of like, I feel like that Twitter that's are those guys in our discord or is that just two separate worlds They meet in the middle though some yeah, I don't know no. I think that I think that Venn diagram is a circle Explain

The cheapie world and the discord people are if you're on it if you're if you're a burner, dude, you're on If you're cheapy you're on discord Yes, but. Who watches Young Sheldon and Bob Hart's Abishola? Like who, Kapas? Who's watching that? People not in this world. Yeah, and like we've gone full circle.

Those people don't feel the need to do that. They're grotesque and fat probably, and they're happy. Everybody here is just so unhappy, miserable, and pretending to be somebody they're not. Just don't pretend to be somebody else. Just watch Bob Hart have a shoulder and laugh. It could be so simple. Go enjoy your, go get a 12 ounce steak from Chili's for 899 and be like that was delicious and good and then go yes I would love a refill of my dr. Pepper, and then thank you

I'm glad these are free and then go home and have a v8 splat. I don't need to pretend that Okay Clip this for when he gets 1k in the chat that's a dude no girl talks like that history oh TV 13 fair all the boys are saying they were you know they were championing her I Feel bad. There's no way you just ignored her in your chat Yes, I did and now I'm starting to feel horrible because I know there's at least a handful of People listening right now who might be crying There's victims right now there are victims shout out to girl Kira, who was good friends with this anonymous person.

That is sad. And that's what's wrong. Yes, that's sad. That shouldn't happen. Kira and Megan. Sad and wrong. Those, that's wrong. But the boys.

The boys be smarter. Oh, well. I guess we'll get an update maybe, maybe next week. Yeah, we have an extra day, so any evidence I gather, we can stitch it in or something in the episode. I want you to form a dossier. I don't know what that word means. Folder. Okay. Why'd you say dossier fuck off?

That's how that's how detectives talk they say folder. I say they say bring me that dossier dossier That's what that's uh didn't you click on dossiers and Goldeneye. I think yeah Yeah, oh, yeah, and you just played it so beat it You guys meet anybody this weekend We were so we met up with Caleb at that country music festival. We were at a table with Caleb, with Broads, and then we were with Paul and Olivia. Oh yeah. Paul and Olivia. Mm-hmm. Skeen's and Dunn respectively. But it was fine. Oh my god. I ate barbecue too fast and threw up And then I be done in Paul skeins. I had heartburn in front of Libby done

She was probably just so thrilled to not be Sexualized by eight hundred twelve year olds yep for a little bit. Yeah, just a little break from that babies are For a little bit. Yeah, just a little break from that Babies are sexualizing her on the they're like these guys are interviewing like children hockey players They're like you want to fuck pre-pubescent kids are sexualizing with that maybe hit me up You're ten and then like it's these adult guys waiting outside of peewee hockey. Yeah, I saw who do you want to fuck? It's always livi done. Yeah

That's horrific that's her. I feel bad for her so bad It's like you go to like she's trying to do a get ready with me for this country concert all these 12 year old boys are just like I know Paul ain't hitting it right 12 year old boys are just like I know Paul ain't hitting it, right Eight and fourteen yeah, yeah like fucking sir Carter and a sod Khaled or calling her a prude When she wears a hoodie on tik-tok live But I get like imagine being a kid and there's a that's like the the coolest couple possible For a very young child

Like a girl who's really good at the jungle gym and a guy who's really good at throwing a ball Yeah, that is like the ultimate we didn't have anything close to that. We had Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Yeah, he was yeah, that would be like if Ron Burgundy was dating Zoe 101 and was a phase clan. Yeah, that is like the they're a really good playground couple. That is the dream. I saw like there was a girl on TikTok who had was really upset and victimized because she was going to that concert and had to weigh in Because if she was too light she she was at risk of being swept away by the wind She was a complaining and then she turned out she was too light. She couldn't choose too light to go into the concert. Yeah Yeah

But she was like oppressed about it What are you talking about? Me? That's not real. I swear. Was there like a severe weather the last day? There was, yeah. And then like girls were agreeing.

Yeah. They made them weigh in. Yeah, but that sounds- Nick looked like one of those things on the side of a car dealership. I was getting whipped. No, they're not. dealership yeah I was I was getting whipped no they're not I'm not falling for that I saw it okay but the the Libby Dung thing it's like when Justin Bieber first came up but opposite it's like be

all the girls wanted yeah and all these mm-hmm ten-year-old girls yeah I guess it is the opposite yeah I think it's just a little weirder. I don't know why oh It's definitely weirder. Well dudes make everything weird. It's like these little tiny kids that all look the same They're so Libby hit my line dude, you're You're sick. Yeah, imagine everyone that hits on you on the internet is wearing a lanyard. Yeah, that's younger younger It's kids kids. It's like five-year-olds like that's my hall pass Livy's my help a literal hall pass is your hall pass. Yeah, that's oh my gosh

They're all wearing Nike Pro elites and Crocs. That's it. That's what we're that's going on. Yes They and they all talk like Canadians. Yes. Yeah. They do. Yeah. They absolutely do. Livvy, hit me up, I'll dust ya. Yeah. Paul ain't hitting it right is so funny.

Aidan 2014. I know Paul. Ain't no way Paul hitting it right. Ain't no way bro hitting it right. Yeah, yeah. You ever like, so I've been going to the gym and there's a lot of old dudes. You ever just look at like a rich old dude and you can tell he's sexually evil? Actually, yeah. Yeah. Actually, yeah.

They exhausted all the pleasures of wealth, drugs, alcohol, and now the only thing that they have in life is the potential of taboo sex to get them off. Yeah, I'm seeing that a lot. Does it make you nervous that, does your girlfriend attend the same gym? Yes. Without you. Yeah, I'm seeing that a lot. Does it make you nervous that, does your girlfriend attend the same gym? Yes. Without you? Yeah, I'm not nervous about that,

but you can see the way they move, the angles in their face, the way they Q-tip their ears with the complimentary Q-tip. Yeah, they're sport fuckers. They have nothing left to enjoy. They've exhausted all their pleasures. Yeah, it starts with just cheating, I'd imagine. That's not enough.

Then it's not enough. Yeah, that's not enough. Yeah. So are you surrounded by these men at your time? No, there's just a few. Okay. That I'm like, mm, okay. I know, yeah, I know exactly the look of the,

they're pretty tan, pretty good body. Like a pointy nose. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, what do you think they think of you when they see you? They don't they don't regard me They're not Kyle's not a conquest those. Oh, yeah look at conquest right? That's it. Oh Well one day maybe you can get there God bless