All Fantasy Everything - All Fantasy Everything (w/ Marissa Melnyk, Zak Toscani, Shane Torres, Katie Nolan, Chris Charpentier, and Zach Harper)

Episode Date: August 15, 2024

It's episode 400, baby! We've invited some of our favorites to pick moments from these past eight years.Guests:Zach Harper (X @talkhoops, IG @talkhoops)Marissa Melnyk (X @marsmel, IG @marsmel)Zak Toscani (X @zak_toscani, IG @zaktoscani)Shane Torres (X @shanetorres, IG @shanetorres)Katie Nolan (X @katienolan, IG @natiekolan)Chris Charpentier (X @charpiecomedy, IG @chrischarpie)Support the show!Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for ad-free episodes, mailbags, and video pre-rolls.Advertise on AFE!Advertise on All Fantasy Everything via Gumball.fm.Follow the Good Vibes Gang on social media:Ian Karmel (X @IanKarmel, IG @IanKarmel)Sean Jordan (X @SeanSJordan, IG @SeancougarmelonJordan)David Gborie (IG @Coolguyjokes87)Isaac K. Lee (X @IsaacKLee, IG @IsaacKLee)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. Welcome to the 400th episode of All Fantasy Everything. And folks, we have a spectacular for you. I think it's safe to call this a spectacular. Yeah. Extravaganza. It's an extravaganza. It's an event to be remembered. It is us reflecting on 400 episodes of All Fantasy Everything.

We're going to have a bunch of our favorite guests drafting our favorite moments in All Fantasy Everything history. It's gonna be a little bit navel-gazey. It's gonna be a little bit egotistical, I think. What does that mean? You said that in a text. I don't know what that means.

Navel-gazey, it's self-obsessed. Kind of self-obsessed is what it means. But you know what? For God's sake, we've done 400 of them, we're gonna look at our fucking belly buttons. Yeah, if this is your very first episode, I apologize. Start with a new one. This is your first one.

Listen to a different one first. Listen to a different one. Listen to any other one, and then come back and you'll be like, oh, they're not full of themselves. We started this podcast in 2016. Let's be fair, you started this podcast. I started this podcast in 2016 in like you started this I started this podcast in He cleaned his glass, but it looks like he was squirting you to me. It's like to be fair you started it's quick. Yeah, you want it in 2016? The very first podcast I knew I maybe well

I probably won't talk about it more because for me this podcast didn't really start until the two of you came aboard and Then we became a family when Isaac finally joined us. That's very nice of you. But before we draft our favorite moments, I had to bring in someone to make sure we didn't put too much dip on our chip here. Oh my God. A little vignette, if you will, on the back of it.

Zach Harper is joining us right now at Talk Hoops. Sup fellas? I'm not gonna get mad. I'm gonna tell you it's a great look. I like the glasses. The glasses are for you. That's what I'm gonna say. Harper's wearing big.

You motherfucker! You're kidding me. He's a goddamn. Perfect vision, baby. You look like a Lego character. There's no lenses? Sometimes I forget that you're from Sacramento and you do some shit. Damn perfect vision, baby Sacramento

We're having some of our favorite guests on today on all-famous everything to draft some of our favorite moments But I knew I Zach, I knew it couldn't just be all good news. I knew it couldn't just be all good news before we started. So I wanted to have the enemy, the official enemy of the podcast. We have a lot of friends with podcasts, but we need to have the official enemy of the podcast on first. Can I say my favorite Harper moment real quick?

Oh, sure. Oh, yeah? In front of your parents when you said to 800 people in an auditorium that you could sexually please Rihanna. That was my the Zach Harper moment real quick. Oh boy. Sure. Oh, yeah? In front of your parents when you said to 800 people in an auditorium that you could sexually please Rihanna. That was my favorite Zach Harper moment. Yeah. Yeah. We were performing at Revolution Hall in Portland.

I like that. A live show. Zach Harper was our guest. Our biggest live show ever. Really? Wow. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 800 people, that's a big theater. I remember, I remember.

I saw all their disappointed faces when I walked out. I thought, I thought they were gonna get Damien Lillard. No, no, the guy from Sacramento. Mike Bivvy? No, no, no, no, no. Old Ray-Ban employee. Old Sunglass Hut slanger. So you have two things you wanted to talk about here. First your least favorite AFE moment,

but also a theory you came up with in Hawaii? Yeah, yeah, so Dealer's Choice. Dealer's Choice. You guys. Let's hear the Hawaii moment theory first and then we'll go out on the your least favorite thing about all-fantasy everything. Okay, I think that, I think David's gonna get upset with this but I need you to know first and foremost I was on the swim team from Six years old five years old six years old till I was like 13. So like your boy can swim. Yeah, right All right

Never swim with me. We were boys like your your boys a fish in the in the water You're good. You're nice with it. You can make water and all that. Absolutely. I could tread water in the middle of the ocean forever. You're a wet boy. Wet boy from way back. Yeah. So we were at this resort, a beautiful resort, and they had six dolphins there. Okay, they had six dolphins as like,

you could go feed the dolphins. Dan Marino, Brian Cox. But... Henry Kale. Yeah. Ricky Williams, weirdly. Chad Pennington was there for some reason. It was weird. Yeah. And so I thought, because I'm looking at it, and these dolphins are big.

Dolphins are big. I don't know if you've been next to a dolphin before, but I'm standing on the little bridge there and I'm looking at him. And I know I could beat a dolphin in a fight in the water. No. Yes Let me lay this out for you. Let me lay this out for you dolphins rape people Have you never had that dream where you fight underwater and your fists are all slow. What are you gonna? I win You're you win in your dreams. Yeah, you don't that explains Yeah, you don't that explains that explains everything

Everything else about Dream where I'm playing basketball at my at my grade school shout to Sacred Heart go Panthers I'm playing basketball my grade school, but I can't see I can't see anything But I have this idea and I'm killing it so I'm stressed out to be able to do it until I'm in grade school, but I can't see. I can't see anything, but I have this idea, and I'm killing. So I'm stressed out that I can't see, but I'm killing. So it's like my eyes are closed. Ian's right. This is an amazing insight into your psyche. Yeah.

But so, here's why I can beat up a dolphin in the water. One, they don't know we're in a fight until I let them know we're in a fight. So I have the element of surprise. Dolphins live in nature. They're always in a fight. If you're a wild animal, you we're in a fight. So I have the element of surprise. Dolphins live in nature. They're always in a fight. If you're a wild animal, you're always in a fight. Two, two, all right, so one, they don't know we're in a fight until I start swinging.

So I have the element of surprise. Two, you just have to stay on their side. They're not actually that good at turning. They're... So I'm just on the side. Did you just think up the wildest thing you could possibly say and come on here and theorize about it? Trust me, I argue this with many people at this point.

I bet you did. You're gonna keep doing this. They're a 10-foot long muscle. Which is why it's hard for them to turn. This isn't Dom Toretto, this isn't Han fucking Tokyo drifting in the water. This is a semi-truck trying to trying to back into the space it's a Ferrari that's not close to the agility of dolphins when they're when they're on the open water they can move space I'm in I don't think

you could beat up a dolphin on land find space three three Isaac is displeased three I've been frowning the whole time. I came to the realization because I am humble, I could not beat up two dolphins at once. Okay? Oh, well, okay. Well, now it seems reasonable. But now, if there are three dolphins, I got that fight no problem. Why? Because I'm putting one of those dolphins against the other.

Psychological warfare. So now it's just back to a one-on-one while those other two beat each other up. In your scenario, you can also persuade dolphins to fight? You got sonar? What do you mean scenario? Why would you ever fight the first dolphin if you can control dolphins? Wouldn't you just rather have a dolphin friend? What did Sean say when I started bringing this up?

That they do something to people. Oh yeah, they do. So what happened to you in Hawaii? So last thing, I was in the, I had a great time in the ocean. And then the last thing, the last thing about it, this is what the dolphin can't let me do. Don't let me,

cause I was, my best, my best stroke, backstroke. Don't let me get on my back. I get on my back, you're fucking done as a dolphin in a fight Okay, so I so again, let's recap can't beat our can't beat up two dolphins one or three I win that fight every I feel like I'm having one of those dreams where I lose a fight here I don't know what's going on

I hate you I hate you. I like your beard. We had a lovely day yesterday. We had a lovely day. We went and saw Who's Real Roger Rabbit, we went to Erewhon, it's all falling apart. What's your... I feel like I can't even address it. You can't beat up a dolphin.

You couldn't beat up a dolphin on land. One, no problem. That's what I'm saying. Two, big problem. Three, no problem. Really quick, what's your least favorite All-Fantasy Everything moment of all time? And we have the five kids. Oddly enough, and I don't want to come after Sean

because he's my biggest supporter in general here out of the group of heroes. You wouldn't know that from every one of my wedding, but yeah, keep going. No, trust me, I told that story a lot too. God damn it. I'm sorry. Sorry.

I... But unfortunately, my least favorite moment, other than all the times that the voting has been wrong about who won the draft, because I've clearly won every single draft that I've been on here. Once again, Zach Harper hates democracy. Wait, what happened with the auction draft? Did I win the auction draft? No, I did.

The most recent one? Oh, okay. So I have two things. One, the audience. Two... Um... There was a... So I have two things. One, the audience. Two... Um... (*BARKS*) There was a... I can't remember how it came up,

but I can't look at a pair of scissors without thinking of Sean calling them poop cutters. Oh, that's the right side. It's super upsetting to me. And that's been with me for years. Sean, there are a few figures of speech that you will slip into All Fantasy Everything episodes that disturbed me in a way that I didn't know I was capable of being disturbed.

That's fair. Plummy Tummy, Poop Cutters is another one of them. Oh my gosh. Did I text it the other day that I got Yummy Cummy in my Plummy Tummy? It did suck. That sucked. That's terrible. Shane and I were talking about that.

Chills me to the bone. Yeah, Torres. Doesn't matter what Shane it is. It's upsetting me in a way. Yeah, yeah. Shane company, Andy Shane. Poop cutters. I forgot about poop cutters. Despite the many problems I have with this podcast, I love you guys. Go by Birth of a Nation. Not the original David special not the

Go buy girl dad go buy in this book go subscribe to emotional for Isaac. I love you guys Everything I love you guys, and I just put these glasses on so I can do this. That's it. All fantasy everything. Sha-clackity. Thank you, Zack Harper! Thank you so much for joining us. We love you, buddy. Oh man, this is like my birthday. Yeah! What? So there it is, Zack Harper first to tell us his least favorite thing about all fantasy everything before we get all full of ourselves for the next hour or so.

But I think it's time, so we're drafting, just to restate it again, just All Fantasy Everything, our favorite things about All Fantasy Everything. Do you guys even wanna do promos on this? Do you have important dates you need to get on? No, let's do this, let's do it. Let's just get into it, fuck with our stuff, come check, go to our socials, we'll see where we're coming.

It's time to bring in our first guest. Yeah. The original super producer of All Fantasy Everything. And we're gonna have both super producers on one stream at the same time? We sure are. Well, Harper canceled it out. You did cancel it out.

Marissa, super producer Mars, all the way from Toronto, Ontario, is joining us here on All Fantasy Everything. Hello, hello, hello! Okay, I hit record on Maya and keep me updated. What did I miss? What did I miss this episode? Happy 400! Immediately coming in with audio technical stuff. Perfect. A perfect ending. Harper came on and blew it and then you're here. That's basically what's happened. Yeah, you're counteracting all the chaos that he just stirred up.

You're our first official guest on the podcast, but we had Zach Harper in to draft his least favorite thing about all fancy everything, just to keep us humble before we started. Wait, sorry, not to rehash it for the listeners, but what was the pic? I wanna know what the pics are. We'll tell you all of them.

So we haven't done our pics yet. We haven't done any. Oh! But Zach came on and drafted Sean using the term poop cutter. Ugh. Yeah. For scissors.

You don't even know what it's for. You thought I was talking about a butthole. It's bad even if I'm talking about a butthole is what I got out of that, which is a poop cutter. I was talking about scissors. It's bad for everything. Aren't you glad you... What are we, 30 seconds in?

Yeah. It's Sean Jordan everything. Aren't you glad you, what are we 30 seconds in? Yeah. Yeah. Sean Jordan classic, poop gutters. There's a few, there are quite a few terms you've used that have really just left me feeling cold and wet. And voices you've made. Yeah, voices. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Is that what you wanted all the way in Toronto? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that what you wanted all the way in Toronto? Yeah, I truly don't miss those voices. How are you? I'm great. How are you? I'm great. I'm excited to be back into this chaos. Excited to see you guys. Yeah, you guys have been...

I miss hearing your bits every single week. I mean, I still tune into the podcast, but yeah, I just miss this being like a routine for me. It's so nice. You guys brought so much joy to my life. We miss you too. We miss you so much. We also thank you for hooking us up

with super producer Isaac, but we miss you. We miss you every single week. I'm so glad I'm doing the first pick because I was worried that some of you may have, were gonna take my picks or these things would have been discussed already. Well, I mean, do you want to play rock, paper, scissors with Sean to make sure you get to go first or what? Or do we just want to let you go ahead and do it?

Let's just let him go first. Unless you want to, unless you want to play a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors. Uh, I feel like this pick might be pretty good for the first pick to kind of like set the scene up. Let's get it. Alright, then that's the order. Is that worth it? Well, Marissa, do you want to pick the order really quick? We're going to defer to you just as the winner.

So Marissa goes first. Okay. Okay. I go first and then who do I want to hear? I want to hear me and then David, Sean, and then Ian in the hot corner. Hot corner! Alright, fantastic. And as you know, there's a serpentine draft We're doing one pick each right? We're doing one picky. Well, we're doing one pick each, but it's gonna be a serpentine As you know, it's not a serpentine draft we just actually go in order

For one two three four Marissa, what is the first pick in the All Fantasy Everything, All Fantasy Everything draft? Okay. So, I didn't know when I was going to be coming into this episode, so I got like a couple of extra picks just in case anything was going to be taken. So I kind of have like a multi-pick thing. I hope that's okay. Absolutely.

So to prepare for this episode, I wanted, when I learned about the topic, this reminded me of our episode 100 and how when we drafted All Fantasy Everything and how much of a beautiful episode that was. And so to prepare, I, instead of rewatching it, because it is something that we recorded as like a special video episode for episode 100, but... Do you guys remember the All Fantasy Everything Encyclopedia? Yeah. Whoa! Yeah. So this is kind of like a multi-pick. I'm picking All Fantasy Everything 100, which is when we were going over our favorite memories of like the first 100 episodes.

And also this amazing encyclopedia that Listener Jordan made, where every episode he'd do like super detailed recaps of everyone's picks, all the bits that were said in the episode. And it's just like such a beautiful read because it's such a time capsule of all of our like states of mind like back then. And so I wanted to link the encyclopedia of All Fantasy Everything, episode 100. And Ian, since you're such a great reader, I want you to read it and kind of take a trip

down memory lane of episode 100. Absolutely. Episode 100 of All Fantasy Everything. We drafted, much as we are doing now, 100, oh, we drafted All Fantasy Everything. You told me I was a good reader, and then immediately we started blowing it. Release date, we drafted all fantasy everything. You told me I was a good reader and then immediately we started blowing it. Release date September 27, 2018. Episode tagline. The podcast that's

doing its 100th episode right now. The introduction. The first minute of this podcast, the super producer Marissa Gold. Is this why you wanted me to read it? Yes it is. That's why I love it so much. She nailed everyone's sound effect requests. Intro topics include pocket rockets, doing drugs once, brass knuckles, learning Spanish to insult Shane Torres, how good Amy Miller sounds in an Australian accent, and singing Usher. Oh, man.

We haven't changed all that much. Amy Miller! Participants, Ian Carmel, forgot they were videotaping the podcast today, goes through phases with ice cream, I'm not gonna lie to you too much. I'm not gonna lie to you too much. I'm not gonna lie to you too much. I'm not gonna lie to you too much. I'm not gonna lie to you too much. I'm not gonna lie to you too much. I'm not gonna lie to you too much. I'm not gonna lie to you too much. I'm not gonna lie to you too much. I'm not gonna lie to you too much.

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I'm not gonna lie to you too much. I'm not gonna lie to you too much. I'm not gonna lie to you too much. I'm not gonna lie to you too much. I'm not gonna lie to you too much. I'm not gonna lie to you too much. I'm not gonna lie to you too much. I'm not gonna lie to you too much. I'm not gonna lie to you too much. had night terrors when his mom's boyfriend broke into the house, yep, that's true. I sure did. And poorly pitched a show to an EP of Vice. Oh, I didn't even know that.

I did, yeah. What was the show you pitched? Wasn't a show, it was, they wanted me to be on some party story show, so I combined like two different stories to try to make the ultimate party story, and in that lie, I think he could tell I was lying and did not book me. Uh-huh, well look at you now.

Take that and look at Vice now. They don't even exist. In my house. David Borey, AKA the mega death of Elizabeth, the mayor of all thousand islands, the ice cream dream, the blue cheese bomber, and he's been craving ice cream lately. Okay.

Yes, holds up, holds up. The mayor of all thousand islands, holy cow. That's really funny. Amy Miller smoked crack once, smoked crack once. What the fuck was going on? It almost cried when asked to be on the 100th episode. And super producer Marissa Melnick, honorary participant after 100 episodes because I say so

Enjoy David saying he saw someone get knocked up by brass knuckles Sandwich during the recording been with the pod since episode 20 to 25 ish brought doughnuts to today's recording Man is that just like such a sweet time capsule? Like I don't remember any of that stuff happening, but oh, it's okay. We put shades on. We all had shades on that day for a little bit. We all had shorts. I hiked my shorts up, showed my thighs off.

I was wearing slides. I caught a train to San Diego almost immediately after. I remember that day pretty well. You caught a train to San Francisco, San Diego? We were all a little hung over, if you can buy that. I'll buy that. Quotes from the episode. I got the shades on because we're gonna cry all day,

like a widow, Sean Jordan. I can't wait to be a hot grandpa, like a buff hot grandpa, David Borey. I just burped way wetter than I meant to. He and Carmen. Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! This is tight.

Ha ha ha ha! Wait. Ha ha ha ha! Why don if we do this more? There's some good ones out here. Check it. What an excellent pick. Check out the Encyclopedia of All Fantasy. Everything, everybody.

Yeah, dude. Yeah. It's no longer updated, but thank you, Jordan, for keeping up to date all these years. It was really a godsend for me as a producer. If I had to, like, find a reference to, like, when a pick was said in a particular episode, I just use this resource. And hey, if you don't have the time to listen to all the episodes, but if you just want to hear the top bits that were said and all the pics, this is a really great resource.

And it was just fun going through memory lane on this particular episode, too. Looks like Ian Carmel won the draft, too. 37% of the vote. That's interesting. Looks like it, huh? That's what it says on here. Yeah. That's just what it says on here. I don't know. Oh my gosh, he has Twitter replies? That's so funny.

Oh yeah, look at that. God, this is amazing. I forgot, I completely forgot about this. This is so awesome. Pants lasagna's on there, fantastic. Wow. Yeah. Toronto's own.

Do you guys wanna go around the circle and say some of our favorite moments while Marissa's here? Go through a whole round? Yes, please. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. David Boer, you have the next pick. Uh, do you guys want to go around the circle and say some of our favorite moments while Marissa's here go through a whole round? Yes, please. Yeah Who's going for you have an ex-pick? Okay. I my first pick is I'm taking the Austin live show Like do you remember?

It was when head gum was doing all the shows at fucking South by Southwest and I don't know about you guys I didn't quite know. I was kind of nervous going in. I was like, oh, we bought plane tickets to Austin. I don't think anybody's coming to the show. And we even got drinks. You guys remember before? Sure do. The show. And then as we were walking up, there was a line outside of the building and we were all like, what the fuck is going on? And then we did the show, drank so many drinks, it was a really fun night.

Right, because the draft was cocktails, and I remember the idea was, anytime you draft a cocktail, I would get one from the bar and bring it to you on stage, and by the end I was worried for you. I was sweating. We were plowed. I couldn't get drunk that night, because we had gotten so drunk that whole...

I mean, I got drunk, but I was like, I should be drunk or something's wrong. I was going to say, yes, you did. I did, I did. I mean, I absolutely got drunk. But it was that thing where I'm like, why aren't I drunker than I am right now? Like, I was worried, because we had gotten, like, so hammered the week leading up to it.

You know, the few days leading up to it, that I was sitting there like, oh, man. I remember being outside after the show. Were we selling something? Oh yeah, I have photos of Ian like, hawking. Not an All Fantasy Everything merch, but just like random headgum merch. Like headgum hats.

Yeah, there was a headgum table. I think I had my shirt tied up, maybe? Maybe not. There's a ill photo of us. We look like we're on the cover of an album. We're all like, I'm crouched and you two are like doing the predator handshake. Yeah, that's where you got the,

that's where Sean barfed for red wine on sixth grade. You know, that was the very first show, I think in my whole life, where there was a room full of people that were there for a specific reason that I was a part of. That I remember that vividly, cause I'm like, I've been on shows where everyone came to see Kyle or came to see Doug,

but nobody had ever come to a show where it was like I was part of the reason they were coming. And that was very jarring. And then they just watched us drink 20 drinks. And that was the reason. Just in case anyone, it's not clear, we drafted a cocktail, and then we had to drink that cocktail.

Do you remember when we didn't drink 20 drinks? No, David goes, I can't believe we're gonna drink 20 drinks and we're like, no, no, no, we're each gonna drink five. It ended up being five. You took like a prairie fire? You took some like, you took some. I took weird ones because you guys got mad. I took like a 007, I took a Jaegerbom,

I took weird ones. Well, Jaegerbom we've seen you drink, but you took a lot of stuff we'd never seen you drink. But it's just cause you're a whiskey, at the time a whiskey beer guy. Well, it was hard for you to. So yeah, it's like, when am I going to draft a whiskey and a beer and it's boring, you know? But yeah.

Yeah. Sean, your, your first pick. Marissa's giggle. Every single time, every single time. I'm sorry, Marissa. I thought I could get it late. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I didn't even know that that was happening. Didn't even know you were on. And then I'd say something like poop cutters and you'd be like, oh. And just a little tiny little something in the background. It ruled every time. Yeah, it was always so fun listening back. That's very sweet. I think a reason to,

especially with like Sean's like gross voices, often when we were like in person, I'd be the only one with headphones on so I'm like hearing it and it's like full quality and just like detail and it's like well yeah it is it's drawing such a testament to both of your production skills that when I listen and I do that voice in my own headphones it makes me want to barf so I hear I hear you like when I listen and I do that voice in my own headphones, it makes me wanna barf. So I hear you. Like when I accidentally catch it.

It's also, because then you would have to go back and listen to it again when you were editing it. So you'd have to, you're like, you're hearing it in the moment, you're like, this is gross, and I'm gonna have to spend even more time with it later. Knowing it's coming, but you don't know when, like that shock at the beginning of Office Space where you're like, I know it's gonna happen, and it sucks, and but you don't know when like that shock at the beginning of office space where you're like I know I'm gonna have it's gonna happen and it sucks and then you got to hear it. Oh

This reminds me of something else now that I think it's a pick only I could pick So can I just say it? Absolutely. Okay, cool Um, so when we switched to remote recording I now had this microphone and because I was recording from home and so like now I had my own isolated track where I could see visually when I was editing all the times I'd be giggling during the podcast and it became so weird because like now when I was editing the podcast I knew where like the funniest moments were because I could tell like oh okay I'm gonna start laughing like five minutes like I know this air is gonna be good. It was very surreal seeing my own like laugh track for something and

which was like one of my favorite things to edit with too. It's just so weird. You'd also be like, what's gonna happen in three minutes? You're like listening around there, you're like, how does this get funny? Yeah, it's like, if you ever play like any like racing game, like some of the old Mario carts, if you do like the time trials, you would have like a ghost rider that was like your best time, like riding in the background kind of faint. And it kind of felt like that where I'd hear like ghost

laughs in the background, but I'd be like laughing at that too. So it'd be like, like I'd be hearing my past laughs, but like also laughing at it now. I don't know, it was very surreal. I loved it. Totally.

You're getting your giggle was like when stand up, when you hear the comedian laugh in the back of the room. You're always like, the other ones feel good, but like when you would get the Marissa giggle, you'd be like, hell yeah, I nailed it. That means so much to me. Thank you, Sean. Excellent pick, Sean Jordan. With my first pick, I have to take this first. All right? It is first and also I have to take it first and I'm going to take meeting my wife. Yeah, of course.

I had it on my list. I'm like, if this makes it to me. You were gonna pick meeting Ed's wife? I was gonna pick him meeting his wife. Is it because I took Taekwondo at the live show? And having a kid as an excuse. You dick. Did I draft having a kid as an excuse? Yes, excuses, you picked having a kid.

I'm funny, dude. I'm funny as hell. I play the game to win, what can I say? Yeah, meeting my wife. We drafted, it was during the pandemic. I remember lying on my tummy, on my bed, because my sciatic nerve was like... Yeah, your feet were up.

My feet up. I was kicking my feet in the back. Like whale tail. Dana was our guest on a non-Disney, non-Pixar animated features. I drafted Shrek first, and she tore me to shreds. That's right. That is right. The people on the subreddit hated her. Which I still relish. They were like, she was mean.

When she was just taking the game seriously, which I really, truly appreciated in the moment, I think you guys could tell that she was maybe, that she was trying to flirt with me. I thought she, I thought, I was like, I was hoping you guys could tell that she was maybe that she was trying to flirt with me I thought I thought I was like I was hoping you were gonna ask her out I had no idea and I'll tell you why because a couple months before because I've been following her on Instagram I thought she was cute and on Twitter I thought she was smart and brilliant and she tweeted this thing

where she was like I never had a cool Brooklyn boyfriend when I lived in New York. So I never got into indie rock. People send me some songs and I saw my in. As a Portlander, I was like, I fucking love making mixed tapes. I'm from Portland, the Brooklyn of the West. So I made this on Spotify,

five hour playlist of songs of like, I'm like, oh, she might like this, she might like this, she might like this. And sent it to her, DM'd it to her. I was like, hey, I'm like, oh, she might like this, she might like this, she might like this, and sent it to her, DM'd it to her. I was like, hey, I never lived in Brooklyn, but I'm from Portland and that's almost as good. Check this out, I hope you like it. And she was like, thanks.

And I was like, okay, now in a couple days, she'll hit me back and then, you know, like, we'll be flirting. And it's gone from there, right? We'll be getting ice cream in a week. She's locked in. The amount of Modest Mouth songs in order I put on this thing, she won't be able to escape that tractor beam of sexuality.

And I never heard another thing from her. Nothing. Not another message. Just thanks and then nothing ever again. So a couple months later, we were trying to think, like, who would be a good guest? And I was like, well, you know, she's cool. She's obviously not into me, but she's like still brilliant and still like fun.

Let's have her on the podcast and had her on. And from what she's told me since she was like flirting with me, trying to let me know she was into it. And I was like, well, she clearly doesn't like me because I sent her that playlist. Couldn't have been more obvious and there was no traction. It's why I sent her a message. I was like, yeah, you seem like a cool hang

when this is all over. We should get you should come hang out with me and the dudes. Come to the fortress, bro. Just thinking like, yeah, maybe she should be able to like go to the roost with us or something like that. And eventually, somehow, despite all the odds against it, we ended up getting together. Now she's my beloved wife and the love of my life and the person at work right now,

earning a paycheck so I can do this. Wait, Ian, you didn't tell the part of the story where she doesn't use Spotify. Oh, God! That's the reason! I sent her a Spotify playlist, and she has Apple Music, so she never even listened to the playlist I sent her. Yeah. But I have, so I still got a Spotify playlist. She has Apple Music, so she never even listened to the playlist I sent her.

Yeah, but I have, so I still got something out of it. Has she listened to it now? No. I think that day, David responded, like right after it got done, David's like, you guys are feeling each other, right? I'm pretty sure that was like right in the group thread, almost immediately.

And I'm sure I was like, nah, no way. You were, yeah, you couldn't tell. That's so rad. Marissa, no way. Yeah, you were. Yeah, you couldn't tell. Uh... Marissa, thank you so much for joining us. Thank you more than that for being the super producer, the member of our family, just such a wonderful friend, just such a wonderful person, and we just love you so much. Thank you.

Oh, thank you so much, too. And thank you for including me in episode 400. What a great retrospective. I can't wait to hear the rest of the episode. Of course. We couldn't have it any other way. Have a wonderful day. We love you.

Also, congrats, David, on the special. I was wearing my, I wear my David shirt today. Oh, wow. Hell yeah. NBA Jam. NBA Jam. All right. Bye, guys.

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oh, come into his life from inside the whip. Whose internet you stealing? Ken Zaccula himself, Zach Tuscani is here. Yo, yo, yo. I am stealing internet from menards. Oh, you are bad. In between Madison and Milwaukee. I'm in Johnson Creek, Wisconsin. Oh, yes. Absolutely, you are back. In between Madison and Milwaukee. I'm in Johnson Creek, Wisconsin.

Oh my god. Absolutely you are. Gosh, out to the road. Hey, you know they're walking into Menards like, look at that liberal cuck in his car with a microphone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know dude, he's got the sunglasses on. You know, like a lot of the people I see recording videos from the front seat of their car are not liberal cucks.

That's true, That's true. That's true. I'm about to go into this Menards and put a whole, I don't know, expose on false granite or something. What's in the basement Menards? What are you hiding in there? Dude, Menards, you couldn't get a funnier name. When they, they opened one up when I was like eight in Sioux falls and we're like, no, Nards,

men's Nards? It's a store? Men's nards? You should record a conspiracy theory video where they secretly are sex trafficking and you can tell if you study their name. It's mud. It's in the name! Nards. Why would nards be in the name

if they weren't doing illegal sex trafficking? I'll be here next week to break down Chick-fil-A. It's a big enough store where I really thought, like, could I just walk in there and just sit on a sofa and would they notice it? You know, I've thought about doing that at the mall just to do it one of these days, because I'm like, just go record at one of these dead ass malls

and just see if I can get it done. I can be fun. I'm sure you could. Yeah. I don't see why not. There's people doing way buck or shit in there who just get to do that for hours. Also, people are, everyone's making like

TikTok and Instagram videos now. Like I think we're becoming a newer to like people making content in public. Yeah. Which is not good. I've seen people making content in the real world, but I haven't seen any like prank. You know, all the prank ones. Like I've never seen making content in the real world, but I haven't seen any like prank, you know all the prank ones?

Like I've never seen that in real life and I'm thankful for that. I would not react well. No me either, I don't like to. Like the guy who throws shit at you, he throws shit at you and then when you turn around he's like oh damn that just like fell or whatever. I would be upset.

You know. Yeah, I would, I'd be afraid of my reaction. There's one that gets me where this dude goes into gnarly neighborhoods and he's like, what's up my guy, you trying to get a two piece? And he's, and he's, and he's got a two piece chicken tent. It is, he just walks up to tough guys until they want to beat his ass and he's like,

you're not talking about chicken tenders my guy. It's, it gets me every time. That one is crazy because they take guns out. You could get shot, I'm saying. He's got guns pulled on him. It's not gets me every time that one is crazy cuz they take guns out you could get shot. I'm saying He's gotten guns pulled on him. It's not worth it. No, and then he'll be like, and then he'll be like, there's a camera It's a camera and the guy'll be like, I don't give a fuck about a camera You're like, oh you don't you're right. You don't take a grandly class that like I saw a video this one dude Like where his whole thing was like

Like he would go in and like talk in that voice, like, mm, hi, and like, be all over people. And yeah, he got beat up. Some dude like fought him because that's, that's what's gonna happen if you keep like touching people without their consent and they're doing this weird fucking voice, man, like. Yeah, I think it's kind of cool to beat those guys up.

Hot take. I do too. If that's the purpose of the content, sign me up. How do I get on that algorithm? Hot take. TikTok pranksters getting beat up. Yeah, the two I've seen was like a guy who, he tries to talk to, like it'll be like a guy and girl holding hands, and then he tries to talk

to the girl like as if the guy's not there. Where they'll like grab their hand, and that one always goes bad and the other one is the guy who checks everyone's jewelry to see if it's like real diamonds. Oh yeah, with that like a little device? Yeah, like beep beep beep. And there was one guy where he had a real chain

and the guy just couldn't accept it so he was just doing every single diamond in there and it kept ringing in true and the guy's just standing and they're like, yeah man, I told you. That's pretty funny. That'd be a good one. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. I done told you.

Zach, you are the, I don't know if it's fourth or fifth member, I guess Isaac, is Isaac, you are the fourth member of All Fantasy. Am I? All right. Or are you the fifth member of All Fantasy Everything and Zach's the fourth? Sure.

Or are you the 19th member of all fantasy everything? I'm the 63rd, Zach is second, Sean is first, David is zero. Whoa. Somehow. If member of all fantasy everything. But that Terrence Howard math zero where you don't know if it means something. Just like far out crazy.

Yeah, I think Isaac is George Martin and I'm Billy Preston maybe. I like that a lot. Yeah, absolutely. You wanna be Billy Preston. The Billy Preston of all fantasy, everything's act, Iscani, thank you so much, not only for joining us today, but for joining us so much throughout the years, man.

We love you so much. Oh yeah, my pleasure, man. It's been awesome. This is, we're not letting, we didn't do any plugs, but you're steady on the road, and this comes out next week. Where can people see you? Okay. Well, I'm in Lancaster, Pennsylvania on the 28th. I'm in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on August 31st.

Hey, skeins! Pittsburgh, go see Zach. Uh, and yeah, and I'm doing house shows, so if you live in the Midwest, the East Coast, the Southeast, or just the South, I'll be'm doing house shows, so if you live in the Midwest, the East Coast, the Southeast, or just the South, I'll be there doing house shows, so hit me up on Instagram or email me, and we'll make it happen.

And on the heels of that, it is time for your pick in the All Fantasy Everything draft. Okay. 400 episodes. This one was tough. I gotta go with, and this goes with me being on the road, I like listening to the episodes that I'm not on when I'm on the road, because it feels like I get to hang out with you guys. Aw, that's so sweet. I guess I feel special in that because obviously most of the listeners feel that way. You know, they're like, oh, these are like my friends, but I do actually I do actually know you guys

Stare to them in art You don't know him! Just stare at that Menard. You can listen to me like, oh, Ian hasn't had lunch yet. He's in a bit of a mood. Or like a story that doesn't get fully told like, oh, we can't say the rest of that. I'm like, I know the rest of that. I know what you're talking about. You should start putting on Twitter once that happens. Like, hey, if you want to know what happened in the rest of Sean's story that he didn't feel like finishing. How did I show in Lancaster, Pennsylvania?

I've came out of pocket a few times. I'll be like, if you're really trying to sell some tickets, I'm like, you want to know the end, you come up, buy a ticket to the Minneapolis, and people come up and they're like, who are you talking about? And I got it. I'm like, oh man, should I really say I'd tell you? I've had to tell a few things. I didn't want to it was Lisa. No, I

Did a house show in Rapid City, South Dakota dead man walking and when I got there I just assumed most of the time that people were booking me for a house show Have some knowledge of a fee if not big listeners. Yeah, so when I got there, I was like, Oh yeah, you know, Sean talks about South Dakota all the time. I didn't know it was so close. Like Rapid City is as close to Denver as Rapid City is to Sioux Falls. And he was like, who is Sean? And I was like, Oh, I thought everyone in South Dakota knows each other.

And as I was telling him, God damn it. Yeah, I thought everyone would know you there. And so when I was telling him that story, I was like, oh, it's this guy. He's a friend of mine. He has this really funny podcast. Two women behind me were like, what's his name?

And I was like, Sean Jordan. They were like, we know Sean Jordan. And it was that lady, Dead Man Walking. It was Dead Man Walking. Oh, so Dead Man happened to be at the show, but the dude didn't. That's amazing. I'm gonna call her Dead Man Walking, and he did not.

I think you're going to find more and more that the people who book you for shows have no idea who we are. As a testament to your immense skill as a stand-up comedian and your crazy drive out there and also our declining popularity, just as entertainers, waning. I would use the word.

I don't think so, man. You guys are poppin'. No, I'm joking. Everyone's poppin' separately and together. But yeah, no, that was funny. I did call her Dead Man Walking during the show and she was sitting next to a boyfriend and she did not wanna tell the story.

Can't imagine she would. I'll tell it, it's nothing. I mean there's nothing. So all that happened is we were in campin' one night, a whole group of us, the next day we're at a gas station and she was just like white, pale, pale, like I'm gonna barf white. And we walked in and the gas station attendant

looks right at her and she goes, don't you throw up in that bathroom now? And then frat behind me is like dead man walking. And then she went to the bathroom came out and she looked she goes, I puked in there. And then you could just see the gas station attendant like, yeah, I mean, it's by the Niobrara River. It's like the first gas station on the way out. I'm sure that place gets puked in all the time

But yeah, I mean just that he called it that early when she walked in like you better not fucking meet in there immediately I guess if you've seen it a million times, you know it You know what? It's cached out campers who think they yeah, David. Do you want to make a pick? Okay, my pick is Zach was not there for it, but I'm taking beers in the parking lot in Columbus That was gonna go early My first pick was meeting my wife Into a corner here by my own amorous tendencies. What can I do? Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha!

You sound like an R&B singer. Baby, baby, baby! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, for the people who weren't there, we did a show in Columbus, and the electricity went out,

and we tried to do it, remember? For like five minutes. Yeah, we were like, maybe we'll just go, it was like 110 degrees It was too hot in there. So we went to the parking lot and did the show and then we bought some beers for the crowd But also some guys in the crowd just had beers in their trunks. Yeah I think I think Wu Tang was prepared. Yeah, there was so many people who went to their trunks and like we have 30 beers Of course we have 30

I have beer in my trunk. We bought all the beers at the... You mean my roadside emergency kit? Yeah. Yeah, they're still cold somehow You're like you just put them in your trunk. Was that Lubitz throwing that show? Yeah, Ben Lubitz Yeah Shout out to Ben Lubitz who also just did our show in Cleveland that guy fucking rules and booked us in this, like not only an amazing- There's a cool venue.

Super cool venue in Cleveland just now. Amazing venue in Columbus back in the day. Also, I just wanna, it's been years, but the snacks in that green room in Columbus. I was gonna say, best sandwich spread of the whole tour. Oh my God. Best sandwich spread, best sandwich spread by far. We've been on the road, Chicago, no food,

no fucking food in the green room, and then we get to Columbus, I think maybe the next day, and it was like, I think it was like homemade food that his mom had made. It was crazy. The best snacks on, it was just like. It was legit. And then we did the show in the parking lot that felt like we were running for president in the 1800s, where we were just like standing up

and like advocating for our picks. Like, now let me tell you a thing about, where were we drafting that episode? It was fast food items? I don't remember, but it did feel like Tammany Hall. It was on my old phone. We recorded it and it couldn't transfer for some reason. I think it was fast food items.

I feel like I drafted like a Starbucks breakfast. You drafted something from Wendy's. You drafted something weird from Wendy's. Yeah, was it? I can see that. I did? That seems like a Starbucks you tried to something from Wendy's you tried to win weird from Wendy's. Yeah was it see that I Did that seems so much John? Aristocrats out there I'm over here taking Wendy's I just feel like if somebody took something weird from Wendy's that would have been more you than me some of us some of us remain Unpublished and I apologize for for my salt of the earth aspect. I liked how Ian was like,

oh, it's something from Starbucks. Yeah, I took like a breakfast sandwich from Starbucks, which is my lane. I think that's right. I think that's right. Where I think Sean is like the kind of dude who might take the chili cup from Wendy's. I almost pulled a U-turn,

because I saw Wendy's got them saucy nugs. That's how they're advertising it. Oh yeah. I looked over, it just says saucy nugs, and I was like, it's calling to me more than anything in the last couple of years. God did that, that's you talking to me. God did.

Yes, God did. Sean, time for your next pick. I'm pretty sure it was Zach's idea, but this remains one of the best drafts we've ever done, but the first words that make you sound smart. God damn. Yeah. I mean, that was the whole dichotomy of the prison cell.

That was Zach being like, well basically I'm thirsty. All that. Me being like, it's conjecture. You know. It's just like, I can't. And we've done it. Two of those and then phrases

and words you think make you sound dumb. Like it spawned three other super, I mean just such a good idea. It's maybe my favorite, maybe my favorite draft we've done. Yeah, top three for sure. It survives too, because just being a person out in the world, I catch myself saying a word like, damn, if we did that draft tomorrow,

that word would be on it. Oh, for days. Oh yeah. I have been using antiquated, I bet I've said antiquated four times in the last week. It's to people and each time I'm like you you're in the Apple Store like my MacBook Pro is antiquated No, I talked to my uncle I'm like so you're pretty antiquated, right? Yeah, dude we drafted it twice. The second time, oh, let me go over, just, oh wait here. Let me just read what we drafted in the two of them.

Okay, oh, you have them. Episode 38, round one. Sean, you took superfluous. Zach, you took basically. In the first, second pick, I forgot it was the second pick overall. David, you took intelligence. Very good. And I went forth, I took wherewithal.

And then I took dichotomy. David, you took albeit. Zach, you took juxtaposition. Sean, you took aforementioned. Oh, did I know. Then you took felonious. Then, Zach, you took aforementioned. Did I know then you took felonious then Zack you took quintessential David you took beholden and then I took litany and then I took ostentatious Zack you took avant-garde and then Sean took hyperbolic and in the final round Sean you took nefarious

Zack you took sycophant, David took polytheism, and then I took philistine. I still, I couldn't string a paper together. Stand by every pig. Back when I had my fastball still, I wrapped up the episode by using all the words in a long run. That's right.

What are you talking about? You still had your fastball. You could throw the book. Man, I do, I know, but that was like, I could sit down and think about it. This was off the top. Yeah, but you were also super hungover, I bet. I think that helps. Whenever that happened.

Yeah. You had like four of those Slim Jim minis, you know? Oh yeah, I had like a cold brew and LaCroix cocktail. Oh man, remember that coming into the thing? You know, I have like a, uh, I have a cold brew and, and LaCroix cocktail. Oh man. Remember that coming into the thing coming into the studio? Like I just need a cold brew and a LaCroix and then I'm ready to go. Well, that connects to my, let me go ahead and take my first pick here. And it's going to be, or my second pick here, it's going to be the old headgum

studio. I'll take that right now. I wasn't going to, but let me take it right now. That old Head Gum Studio, when we would all get together, fucking, it ruled, like all being together in one room was very fun, and then just raiding the snacks downstairs. My God. Being so hungover, or like from alcohol or weed,

or usually a combination of both and Crawling up those stairs and then just I don't know It's just it's just I as we've grown further and further away from recording them in that space I think of it more and more fondly It was special Getting to go in there like we come we come down after, at like noon, I'd like, ah. At the front of the door? Yeah, I can get a, I can have some vodka.

I'm a weird, you know, we worked. I'm like, I'm gonna have a vodka drink real quick. Cause it was usually a Saturday. Yeah. So it usually turned into the whole day. The rest of that day. Yeah. It's like, we're getting wings delivered to the fortress.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or we two eat some shot. Or we two eat some shot Sean TNT. Pizza man. The town or some shit. Pizza man. Oh man. Yeah. Yeah. There was pizza man and pizza boy. God. I forgot. It'd be like there's room for like three more people. Who should we call? It'd be like let's get Sharpie or Harper over here.

There just wasn't a seating. It was just like a... We're like, well, Zach's on the exercise ball, so I think we can call Sharpie. Zach would take naps on the floor like a prisoner. He would bring a blanket out and just lay on the solid wood floor. It was so nuts. Good for your back, man.

Absolutely. It is good for your back. No, but when we recorded the words that make you sound smart, I just remember the palpable energy in that room as we were all like, I think with, okay, it was, I'd never been more scared to say what my pick was. And then I think we made Sean try to spell a lot of those words.

Try to spell it. I just had to spell superfluous at this car commercial, I said superfluous and someone's like, you know what that means? And I barely eeked it out. And then I was like, I'm gonna try to spell it for me. And I might've got S-U-P-U-R-F-L-U-O-U-S or something. I think it's S-U-P-E-R-F-L-U-O-U-S.

Superfluous, yes. Yeah, superfluous, yeah. Which means pointless? Yeah, extra. Yes. Yeah, superfluid, yeah. Which means pointless? Yeah, extra. Extra. Unnecessary. Yeah, yeah. He barely eeked it out again

and I described it five days ago. What's the word? Redundant, you know? I can't spell the other one. But I also remember there was like a few times where we would go into the headgun studios and then like the last podcast would be like getting done. So it was like a shift change where you see like the night crew.

Yeah! I forgot about that! That was so funny. Some guys like all sweaty like animals. We just did four hours on Wrestlemania 4. Yeah. They're upstairs eating a snack pack like great. Oh, perfect.

Those couches are warm with farts already. Yeah. Oh, fabulous. Tuscany, thank you so much for joining us on our 400th episode. We couldn't do it without you. My pleasure. Thanks for having me, y'all.

See you on Thursday, buddy. Yes, sir. See you on Thursday. You'll be in the cube the Nissan cube cubes dude a ham cube it's like an aquarium there's two minutes the windows are huge look at that that is crazy yeah people are definitely looking at me but anyway give Menards a kiss yeah I shall love you buddy see you boys later love you buddy. See you boys later, love you too. Love you, Zach. Man, what a crazy, this is sick. Excellent, our next guest.

Well, there's no better way to put it than, he thinks it's crazy that everything bagels cost the same. Yeah, look at the, look at Mr. Pink over here. Look at his zoom picture. All right. He looks good, man. You look amazing. Our, our.

Didn't know they were taking headshots at your wedding in they might Our next guest my wife's mom just out of nowhere hit me up to say how good he's looking lately he is Now he comes on. Of course that's what he does. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Linda Schwartz hit me up. Oh, you start calling him dad? You ready to go honey dad? Shane's looking great lately. Is he working out? And I'm like, yes he is. He's working out quite a bit.

That's fucking exhausting. I just came from. Were you so wet from working out in that photo yesterday? You were soaked. No, I got caught in the rain. Okay, I was like, there's no way he's sweating that much. Because it looked like it implied

that you worked out that much. Okay, no, I got caught in the rain. All right, good. Summer rain Carl Thomas. Uh oh. Can't hear you, microphone's not working. Oh, there we go. Yeah, it's picking up on my voice now,

I just wanna be sure we're good on the mic and then I have everything up. Yeah. It sounds good to you? I don't have to- Probably. Do anything. All right.

Sounds good to us. I like it. I'm just giving you nothing, hitting you with a probable. Yeah. Sticking it to you. I can never tell with that mic because that mic is so, it's so wonky. Oh.

You never tell. Okay, no, nothing's fucking good. Oh, the camera's off wonky. You'll never tell. Okay, no, nothing's fucking going to happen. Oh, the camera's off. Shane went dark. Okay. The Hispanic Titanic in the building. Thank you for joining us on our 400th episode, Shane. We couldn't do it without you.

It's my pleasure. It is my pleasure. Are you the most frequent guest? Either you or Tuscany was dressed on. It's either you or him or Kate Nolan. I would assume that I am but it could be Zach you know all the live episodes I think well yeah you just you just might have certainly the most frequent live guest right yeah you're frequently the one we talk about the most you're definitely the yeah I've got a few of those like, Hey, Hey, watch your mouth. Like private texts like, Hey, when Sean's contribution to the podcast was, remember

that one time Shane spill burritos everywhere? First 100 episodes. The first 100. Yeah. Upon a wall, for instance. Yeah, yeah, that was, but that was also it was true to his Sean's everlasting credit. He's a Truth teller you want to hear something you want to hear something Isaac? You can cut this out of Shane deems it necessary Yeah, wait, hold on. Shane. Can you turn your mic? You're talking into it backwards. So that blue logo talking into it backwards. There we go

There we go. I don't ever care that I don't, I can never tell with that microphone. Then you want to fucking correct me? It's a 10 minutes late. Last time I was on you weren't even fucking here. Isaac. The reason why it's, it's your, you know, you don't have the best audio qualities. It's not because of you is because the mic is really bad. I just find out that my audio quality isn't good. I, I, I'm a big with that company.

I legitimately know who I am. They know who I am. And like, they know how much I talk shit about that company. I legitimately know who I am. They know who I am and like they know how much I talk shit about that company actually. They know who I am. Yeah, they've like, I'm like notorious for it. What company is it? Aramount? Blue. They hate me because I talk shit about them all the time. Shots fired.

You're a big swinging dick in the audio world driving around in cars with red leather. Give me a new mic Podcast I've been on this podcast more than anyone. I would love to give you a new mic I have so many microphones that I don't use just give me your address. I will give you my purveyor of wealth Mike he says send you a new mic and you're still miserable about yeah, I push things away You know all their names. If you want this, if you want this redacted, it can be. We got an email to the All Fantasy Everything account a couple weeks ago, July 22nd.

Dr. Who slash out of the furnace draft picks. This is from someone named Deirdre. And I'll paraphrase here, but it says, it says, I have not, nor will I ever watch the show, little Britain. I definitely don't own the DVDs, nor did I bring them over to Shane and he has apartment. I don't remember who brought them over, but I obviously the fugitive was the superior pick as it is 91% of the time.

I realized the doctor who doesn't make sense, but a strong case for me here. But while little Britain never even looked mildly funny and then it goes on a little bit. But yeah, she, she did a little bit. Well, just to correct, just to correct a little more of it. That's the meat of it. Sean, it should have been you the whole time. It's a poor lover. I always thought you were funnier.

You should have been funny with first blood in Portland 2013. You're the funniest guy I've ever met in my whole life. It was nice watching you eat most of the pizza. Remember that time you came over to my apartment and you and Shane watched Friday Night Lights and we went to bed and you stayed on the couch. That happened like six, seven times. She really sent that? Yeah. It was nice of her to reach out to me. Jesus.

Somebody told her we were talking about her on the, when we drafted. It was Kelly. The first one we used to watch was your partner. You remember Kelly. Kelly still listens to the show. Shout out Kelly. What the?

Oh yeah, she's nice. Yeah. Also thinks I'm the funniest person to exist. It was a very funny show. No, Deirdre's great. Yeah, awesome. As far as I know, we're okay. Until now. Well, we'll see.

You accusing her for watching Little Britain, which apparently is some big crime. I don't know. She brought over a dumb ass sketch show. I don't remember what it was, but it feel like it was British. Oh, I love it. Get shitty with me.

Get shitty with me via my friend's email account for his podcast 10 years later. You'll see what happens. You want to play rough? You want to fight fire with fire? What are we taking this time? I'm going to accuse you of watching Red Dwarf. Good show.

Well, yeah, that's not what I was going to say. Shane, do you have a pick? We're drafting All Fantasy Everything 400 episodes. I mean, what just happened is pretty good. Yeah, that's a good one. The idea of this being, of forgetting that it's public and that people can listen to it is a recurring thing. I've gotten called so many times on that where people are like, you can't.

It's insane. Yeah. I have my own ex, Amanda, who like I would talk about on here and Word would get back to her every now and then. And I would get some text messages. I don't know. This has to have actually happened on an episode or can it just be in relation to the body? Anything in the podcast?

When the sampler platter thing was going at its hottest. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I went to the Starbucks and the guy put it on the cup or he called me. I couldn't remember exactly what it was No, but he didn't I remember he didn't call out sampler platter for my coffee But he did like like he owed my name and he goes are you Shane? And I go yeah, and he goes sampler plant like he's he kind of he really he really like Like you're really into it like I just like walked right into it. You know, yeah, he felt fucking good about it

Yeah, you thought you were about to get recognized for being World famous stand-up comedian Shane Torres. Yeah. Well, and I was also one of these things that like I You know, I know we were having a lot of fun every time I was on the podcast, but you never knew You didn't really know numbers at the start Like, you know, like so it was kind of like oh people are listening to this that aren't from Portland and aren't really know numbers at the start. Like, you know, like, so it was kind of like, Oh, people are listening to this that aren't from Portland and aren't, you know, like it was a little more, um, affirming to you like, Oh, my friend's podcast is doing well. Very weird.

Cause like, you know, it showed a very similar feeling to like when, um, we would get written up or something by a local rag back in the day, like, like the Willamette week or the mercury or something like that. Or, you know, like people would recognize us in coffee shops in Portland when it was still very localized. So I was just like, oh my God, this is like next level. You know, like I was like, did I tell you I got recognized by a barista in Los Angeles? It's insane, man. Such a dumb thing, but it was very funny. The guy was very funny,'s insane, man. It was such a dope thing, but... It broke the container. It was very funny. The guy was very funny.

You know, like... People were also sending you, for any listeners who don't know, you should go back and listen to the... Is it Appetizers or the hors d'oeuvres draft or whatever? Appetizers. Shane tried to get away with fucking drafting an entire sampler platter. As an appetizer. As an appetizer.

I was also I think my very first episode of the podcast sampler platter you tried to draft everything all right but it was the very first episode I had done on the podcast I think I don't I can't imagine I think it predates everything I can't and yeah I was up there yes pretty early and it's so it was like also like I don't know what I wasn't even sure what the concept of this podcast was. Ingenious, that's what the concept of this podcast is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Pretty goddamn good. Ian Genius and Sean Idiot. Yeah, that's right. And Charming David. You know, Sean living in the spare room for free, come do this with me. That's what it was. You know our dichotomy, if I may. Couldn't have been right place, right time more for me. That's what it was. You know our dichotomy, if I may. Couldn't have been right place, right time, more for me.

Oh, please. Yeah. And we gave you some stick for drafting, just a little bit. We just gave you a tiny bit of shit for drafting Sampler Platter. Oh yeah, just a touch. Just enough. It only went on for the better part of a fucking decade.

You would head on shows and people would send Sampler Platters to the green room. That was crazy. That's the funniest bit to come out of here to be in this whole thing. Keep doing that. I'm never gonna be mad when that happens. Well they don't do it anymore, which is, I think, fine. You should have Burt Kreischer make fun of you for something that people could send you

back to the green room, you know what I mean? Start calling you like health insurance. He never has enough money. We should send him money. Oh, the blowjob guy over here. I don't know if you want that with a Burt's crowd. You might get a bunch of dudes who look like Shane trying to blow Shane. Hey, man. It's kind of one of my fantasies.

I bet it is. I'd like him to see it. I know. I had that on my secret list. Is anybody gonna get this episode? This is just for us, this episode. This is all references. Oh, good.

I get it. It's so funny. David, time for, David, would you like to make a pick? Okay, I'm going to pick, oh man, come on baby. I gotta take Kosh into the wind. Oh yeah. Oh God. I still, you know I listen to that.

I sound like such an asshole. How did you spell Kosh? C-O-S-H. For the listeners who maybe, if you just need a refresher, if you somehow missed this, Sean, would you like to illuminate people? Somebody said, it was Miel that was on, and she said something like,

I'm gonna throw Kosh into the wind, and it rode for like 10 seconds, and I stopped traffic, and I go, is Kosh short for caution? Is it slang? You guys all chuckled. And then I go, that's crazy. So it's like you throw kosh into the wind and then everybody stopped and you're like, what?

We thought you were joking. Yeah, and it's funny because I'm like, oh man, I didn't know I was standing on the train tracks. I really thought anyway, and you're like, wait are you serious? And I go, yeah, kosh is short for caution, right? And then, you know, and then it died. This was a part, this was like the first

in a series of events that led to people DMing you. Thinking I can't read. That philonious monk was one of them. People who sent that, I want them to think about. It's crazy they think you can't read. Well they sent you words asking if you couldn't read. So like what, you had Laura come over and read it out loud? You know, FaceTimed you through an Instagram?

What's it say? It was funny, but it also just, it does show the level of comfortability because normally I wouldn't have, I just wouldn't, why would I say something like that? Or I wouldn't say, because if you'd be like, wait, did you say felonious monk?

I'd be like, no, and then I'd keep it pushing. But when you're like, do you say felonious? I'm like, yeah, with an F, like felony, right? And just shows that I could be like that in front of my friends. And now I know, it's a felonious with a TH, read in a book. Read in a book, baby.

You read felonious monk in a book? No, I didn't. You haven't written that name in your book yet. Are you through T-shirt Swim Club yet? Yeah, what's the progress report? Middle of chapter five still. Ooh, that's where you were last time we talked. reading your book. Yeah, are you through t-shirt swim club yet? Yeah, what's the problem? Middle of chapter five. That's where you were last time we talked that is what we talked like three days That i'm letting shawna handicap it because I think I can do it in three days after the move I'd like to see I I don't think it's weird at all. This is I saw a video of an olympic swimmer

Letting swimming with like regular people. I saw that yesterday Letting swimming with like regular people. I saw that yesterday There is an Olympic breaststroke swimmer who let everybody completely disappear off the screen and then they dove in and still beat him I mean Caught them before they reached the end of the pool. It was it's crazy. It's crazy. It's a Yeah, I It's crazy to think they're just people out there who are physically so superior to you in a way that is like, it's almost unfathomable. Like... Yeah.

They're just... Oh, it's horrifying, really. That's what it is. There's people on this block, really, that are probably... Yeah, no, for sure. But I mean, like... Yeah. I haven't been a tall building.

Oh, man. Sean, a pick. Sure, but I mean like yeah. I remember the tall building. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man. Sean, a pick. Gotta go with the Lost Filia. The Never to be Heard ever. Shane was on it.

Never, especially since we just went and did one. And yeah, it's just fun to have like an ep that's never gonna see the light of day ever. I don't, I don't really remember it as much as you would think. Shane, what's the what the fuck about? Oh, I guess my phone is connected, like it was ringing on my computer. It's obviously a tech problem, yeah.

It's because it's me. Of course it is. This pales in comparison to some of your other tech problems. I, it's because it's me. Of course it is. Yeah. This is not, this pales in comparison to some of your other tech problems. I wouldn't worry about it. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting, I'm a hacker now. Don't like a hacker. Talking about that tech fleece that you spilled a burrito bowl all over that one time.

I would love to see you in a full Nike tech fleece. I'm still as I have it now that you're in the gym all the time. You're just agreementin' a bunch of defensive line. I'm not moving that way. Come on, full tech fleece, dude. I don't think I'm ever gonna be a bug that guy. Tech Fleece, Air Max 95. Those guys look like assholes to me.

Yeah, they have everyone else too, except for the other people in Tech Fleece. Anyway, yeah, it doesn't need to be, just the last step, it was a little piece in time. If you were there, you were there, and if you weren't, then you can join the Patreon and hear the new one. On the first tour in 2019, we did a show in Philadelphia, and we found out about a thing called CityWides, Patreon and hear the new one on the first tour in 2019. We did shows in a show in Philadelphia And we found out about a thing called citywide Which is a very silly thing to have a nickname for because it's just a shot in a big beer It's a shot a small beer and ajack gamble. There's a cheese steak.

A little key bump. It's one shot one bearded. What do you think is going on here? A shirt on the floor. It was a bunch of stuff. This might be a new moment. People... that's so funny. People kept sending up citywides and we kept drinking them. Sean and I were, David and Shane,

you got the drunkest of that one weirdly. We all took turns. Oh yeah, I was drunk. No, no, that was for sure. But that was also when Ian called me a slur of his people. I did. Yeah. And we had the hats going around.

And we put on a yarmulke. It was, the reason, I mean, I don't wanna tell people, you know what, I'll say the less we say, the the better if you come up and ask us about it in person I'll tell you more about it in person true story If you ask me about it in person, yeah Time for my final pick and with my final pick I'm going to take and this is a sort of overarching one Forgive me if I'm putting too much dip on my chip But Shane is here and I'd like to say that last tour that we just did,

having Shane on the road with us. It was awesome. That was a good time. The older we get and the more, you know, successful we get in all of our own distinct ways and more responsibility that piles up on the plate. Like the fact that we got to go hang out for like- 12 days.

12 days. You know what I mean? Just like, it was fucking cool. And it was one of the rare things where I'm like, I am appreciating this in the moment and it's not lost on me how cool and unique this is. And it was just it was actually present. It was present and the shows were so fun. There was such a blast. The pics were so funny. The crowds were so awesome. But having you with us and just like the time in the,

in the mini van, I feel like it must've been on the way to Chicago, especially like Cleveland, Chicago, that drive for our drive. And also like just not like worrying about money really in the same way that you would have to do if you did this tour like 10 years ago, you know, like, like just like those things were not like we not like we all were like, okay, well, I'll stay at this hotel. Everybody get a room. It was simple. You know, like, it wasn't like, well, David's got to stay at his aunt's place out 40 minutes outside of the city. And Sean and I are splitting a hotel room. You know, like it wasn't one of the fucking thing. Yeah. And Ian's still writing for late night, but he's going to sleep in.

He wants, he might have some crazy girl meet up with him, so we're all sleeping in different places, and we have to be out by 8 a.m. Having a couple of months. There was that DC breakfast at the hotel that you guys got, and I pulled the old, oh, I'm not hungry. When I was starving, I just didn't have 50 bucks to pay for bread, you know that thing?

Where you're like, oh, God, and then at the gas station, I'm just loading up on bags of chips. It's nice to not have that be the, even though that was still the case, but also some good food. Different experiences. Shane, thank you so much for joining us. We love you, dude.

You're amazing, brother. I love you guys too. Can I say one more thing I don't think is gonna get picked because I don't think it's a high. Say it and then do your, this comes out next Thursday, so do some of your dates too after that. So go ahead and do both of those. when Sean spelled race car with an s by accident Do you remember that I remember just knowing it and you go RASC I was like I could fucking spell race My man spelled race car with an S. Ross car.

Because it was so if David had caught it, I think it was just going to slip through the ether. Like I think anybody would race car with an S. Oh, yeah, that was good. I think it was just gonna slip through the ether. Like I think anybody would- My man spelled race car with an S. Oh, yeah, that was good. Yeah, that was good. That fucking killed, like, I don't know if I was on or if I was listening to it, but it was, when you spelled race car with an S,

I was just listening to it, and then David like cut everybody off. It was like no. Yeah Nobody picked it up right away Oh, it's fucking precious Race car you just got to over yeah Not when I'm sitting in the electric chair, I don't but if I'm just sitting with my own thoughts I do And where can people see you Shane? This weekend you can catch me in Berlin to Vermont at the Vermont Comedy Club get tickets. They are selling fast

You can also catch me at Gillies in Dallas at the hosting the strip club awards, which David says he's gonna hang around Oh, yeah I'm gonna call you because I'm gonna come in early I'm gonna do I'm gonna come by and do a guest spot on your show and then we'll see Stone Temple Pilots Try to sell some of those Yeah, yeah To catch me there and also you can catch me drafting an apology email to my ex-girlfriend who wrote into this I was the one who had communication issues in this relationship

It's all getting back to you. Callie's listening. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Thank you, Big Show. I mean, it's very funny that she emailed. I have a distinct memory. We have two very different... We recall things very differently.

But I thought it was funny and sweet. I hope she's doing well. But that's my... I love you guys. I'm glad the podcast... 400? 400? 400. Oh, she's doing well, but that's my I love you guys. I'm glad 400 400 so you can listen to a year and a month's worth of this podcast essentially every like one a day Off the box easy. That's a fee 400 challenge Shane Torres wants to hear you do it

Comes to me comes to me in Burlington. I love you boys Man, all right, take your eyes and get at me about that microphone Oh go play you know that place in Burlington. I love you boys. Love you man. Alright, take care. Get at me about that microphone. Oh, you know that place in Burlington, October something? The Co-Factory. It's not the Co-Factory, although shout out to that. It's that like, they bake bread there. It's like a bakery. Oh, is it the place that has the Montreal bagels? Hold on. This is an insane thing to... Wait, now how much are those? You're throwing another bagel into the reference.

With the exchange rate, they're actually cheaper. There we go. It's I this is an insane. How much are those you're throwing another bagel into the reference With the exchange rate. They're actually cheaper. There we go. Well not after what happened on the stock market today It's called August 1st. Have you eaten at August 1st before? No, I haven't I haven't but I'm fucking August 4 It's right down the street from the hotel in the Comedy Club So good. Okay, and fucking go to hen of the woods End of the woods and the woods maybe Okay, guys this can I get a bragging before I go Go into city feel tonight to see Green Day rancid and smashing pumpkins and the little I guess

Why knows I've met him Mike dirt from Green Day the bass player is like a really nice guy and I guess he liked Some of my comedy so I get to go out to the show tonight In your face dear dry email him about that And go to August 1st, there's a dude listens to AFE there and oh, yeah, there wasn't just amazing food I will for good fucking food. I love you guys Anything you can't go ahead of the woods. I'm I'm fucking promise. I'll go next week. Okay, John my best Lauren Max David take care of my granddaughter Ian I hope everything going great. I love you guys

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Yeah! Yay! Hi. What's up? Happy 400, you guys look great. So do you. Oh, thanks. You're welcome.

What's, who went on before me? You're just coming in after Shane Torres. Okay. Yeah. Apologies, apologies. That's okay. It does smell a little funny. Who is that?

Was he number one and I'm number two? Where am I picking in this draft? Oh yeah, no, it's been Zach. Yeah. Okay. Was Marissa first? Yeah, you, Zach, Marissa, and then Harper, but that doesn't really count.

You would have been the final pick, but our last pick is on a job site and had a specific time they had to go up. We were gonna have you close the whole thing out. Yeah, yeah. Who's on a job site? We could flip-flop it. No, it's okay.

I'm confident no one's gonna pick my pick, so. Chris Charpentier, Sharpie's on a job site right now. So he's gonna be coming to us. Job site makes it. He's coming to us with a cig in his mouth and a cement floor in his hand. Makes it sound like construction. Yeah, I'm not talking about someone

on the set of bones or something. How's your summer been? We haven't seen you since the live show. How's everything going? Good, you know, regular. I'm still not, ow, I still don't have a job. So it's just been hot. It's just been like the other months,

except hot and sticky. You play many video games? Yeah, but I'm not really into one right now. Like I need a better one. I'm playing Sea of Thieves, which is like a pirate game. Oh, Concepcion was telling me about that a little bit ago. Yeah, you control pirate ship, right? Yeah, it's cool when you have people to play with,

but when nobody's on, then it's not as cool. And that's sort of, I needed a game for that. Oh, interesting. You can't just like go mess around. Like it's just boring. I think you can. I'm just not that good at it. And so I benefit from, and especially like

if you have a big, like a brigantine, not to get too piratey on you, but if you have a big ship. That's pretty piratey. And then you have to do, like a brigantine, not to get too piratey on you, but if you have a big ship. That's pretty piratey. And then you have to do the sails and the steering and the cannons by yourself, and that's just not possible. That's a lot. You gotta get third-hand in there. You gotta get Myrtle on one of them.

You gotta get some mateys. Yeah, I need mateys. Argus. Remember Marshmallow Mateys? No. No. All right, I'm sorry, guys. It's a bag cereal version. What's a Marshmallow Matey?

It was a bag cereal version of Letty Charms. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry guys. It's a bagged cereal. What's a marshmallow made of? It was a bagged cereal version of Let's Eat Charms. Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. Kangaroo driving a pirate ship. Oop-sal-berries. No, not oop-sal-berries. What are you talking about? Is that what you're talking about? You're talking about oop-sal-berries?

Did you say poop-sal-berries? I think you probably did. Talk about Maxine after she gets done with the blueberry bush, holy buckets. A blueberry bush? She eats a whole bush? Not that there's anything wrong with that. She probably had 40 blueberries.

Wonderful with it. The kids these days are eating things like more bush than ever. Oh, I don't even know what they're doing. No, I heard they're not eating bush at all. Are they not eating bush? They're not drinking. They're not, God, the kids are lame.

What are they doing? Isaac, what's up with your generation, man? I don't think it's my generation. Trying to save the world from how we left it? The kids are on wellbutrin. Whoa. Wellbutrin will get you to stop eating bush. Wellbutrin.

Really? Yeah. They should call it bad butrin. All right. Let's get that again. Okay, you went five. Run it back, run it back, run it back. One, two.

They should call it smellbutrin. Nope. That wasn't the same. Run it back, run it back, run it back. Four, three, two. They should call it smellbutrin. Nope. That wasn't what I was thinking. Run it back, run it back, run it back. Five, four, three, two. They should call it poorbutrin. No, god damn it. I didn't make that one as much.

You know what? I don't think this is the joke for me. Unwell, unwell butrin. I think that, I just don't think this is the joke for me. Okay. I'm a professional and I can see that. Katie, it's a four. All right, we're gonna pivot.

Everyone, we're gonna pivot. Hard pivot. We're taking, it's our 400th episode. Katie and Olin were drafting 400 episodes of All Fantasy Everything and just All Fantasy Everything in general. They should call it Hell Butret. Oh! Yay! Oh my God, I knew he'd come through.

I knew it. As soon as the pressure was off, there it was. That's really how I work. Yeah. Beautiful. Would you make a pick for God's sake? Oh, yeah, sorry. For the love of the fucking gods. So we're just, let me just get clarity before I say my pick. That's really how I work. Yeah, beautiful.

Would you make a pick for God's sake? Oh yeah, sorry. For the love of fucking God. Let me just get clarity before I say my pick. We're just picking our favorite moments of all time from AFE, right? Truly just anything, yeah, absolutely. Okay, so I had a real crisis of conscience here because as you all know, I was a listener before a guest.

And so a part of me wanted to flex a little and pick something from one of my favorite moments when I was a listener before a guest. And so a part of me wanted to, you know, flex a little and pick something from one of my favorite moments when I was a listener. But then I- It's insane to me you were a listener. But then I feel like- How did you get, I heard so many people say how they got to our podcast from you. How did you get to our podcast?

I think it was Steve Braband, Ashley Braband's husband. I believe, but I'd be willing to admit I was wrong, but I don't, I truly don't remember. But then I just, then I'm like, no, you should pick one from one of your episodes, because nobody else is gonna pick one from one of your episodes. And so I just, I had to pick a moment from quarantine. It was the most and hardest I had laughed in a long time.

Things were bleak, they were dark, but we drafted forbidden snacks. And at one point we were riffing on clay, which I had chosen, and David out of nowhere said, I'm gonna eat my bar cart. And that is the moment that I am taking in this chat. Listen, guys, I stand behind you.

It looks delicious, but I see the supple color. This came after he drafted Harley Davidson, saying that he just wanted to eat a motorcycle. I believe he had already drafted the cars from the, like those claymation cars. That, those do look delicious. Sure. And that's, and you've held that position all along,

steadfast. Stand on it. But in this moment, I still don't ever think we got an explanation. I had said, Ian said something about Clay Effie family. And then I said, I'm Clay Travis out here. And then you said, I'm gonna eat my bar cart.

And I was still to this day, I went back and listened to it to be like, what even was the context of bar cart? And the laughter that I exhibited then is the exact same as I exhibit now when I listen to it back. It was so purely hilarious. I'm glad. It was a weird...

We were going through it, guys. We were going through the house. We were. We absolutely were. You were just looking around the room, and you were like, fuck. And if you guys remember that house, it was sparse. Yeah, it was. I didn't know how to live in a home yet.

By myself. You weren't home trained. Yeah. Yeah, it was. I didn't know how to live in a home yet. By myself. You weren't home trained. Yeah, yeah, so there was nothing else in there. It took us all a while. It took us all a while to get there. For a long time, the Fortress of Solitude just had like a broken leather couch

where like one of the legs broke, so then all the legs broke, so we just put it on the, we broke the other leg, so it was just on the ground. Great. It was Brian Posein's old couch. Hell yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah, we got it from,

Funch has got it from Brian Posein's wife and then left it in the house. That leather one? Yeah, yeah. Sick, I don't know. What a couch. I think we'll talk about it in our further picks, but, so I'm gonna hold off on it.

But, I'm gonna say it right now. When we found out that you listened to the podcast, it fucking, like, that was crazy for us. We're all friends now, but like before that, I was just like fucking Katie Nolan listens to all of her industry. What do you mean? I was terrified to meet you. What does that mean?

What are you talking about? I was like a big fan of you. I remain a big fan of yours, but now I'm your friend as well. But like then I was just a big fan of yours. And remain a big fan of yours, but now I'm your friend as well. But like then I was just a big fan of yours. And I was like an actual, like a talent, like not an actual, but like a talented person who like I really admire.

It's fucking crazy. Cause before that you're just like, everyone who listens to the podcast is a dude who looks like me who also does stand up. Like that's the entire. That's what I thought the whole time. And then we found out that you were just a dude who looks like us, who happens to be Katie.

Yeah. That's it. Now you see me for who I really am. Yeah, exactly. You're like, oh, we shouldn't have been as stoked as we were. She's just lost again. She's just taken me back, yay.

But it fucking blew our minds. You were like, it was so fucking cool. And then you turned so many people on to All Fantasy Everything and really like, honestly turned us into the podcast that we were and then... Oh, stop. You guys are just the best. No, seriously. You really are. You're the best.

And people should listen to good podcasts. And so all I did was say, hey, this podcast is good. If they had gone and listened to your podcast and it sucked, they wouldn't have stuck around. It has nothing to do with me. I just was the person who was like, hey, over here. And then, you know, smart people did that and they love you because you guys are the funniest and the greatest.

Be that as it may. And then you want a bunch of Jeopardy, so, you know, maybe we'll. For God's sake. Yeah, that's cool. That is true. I would, Isaac, can you cut this next part out? Yeah.

All right, we're back in from the thing that I, I just can't talk about publicly yet. I can't say it. It's not my thing to talk about, but it's nothing better. Wait, can we go back out? Can we go back out? Has anybody picked Cosh into the wind? Yeah. Yes!

Okay, good. I just wanted to make sure that got picked. I didn't wanna go without that getting picked. David just took it last round. I had to, I had to do it. Good, my other choice was going to be, and I think it ended up being in his standup, without that getting picked. David just took it last round. I had to do it. Okay, good. My other choice was going to be, and I think it ended up being in his standup,

so it actually wouldn't have been a good pick, but Kyle Kanane, when he did the bat thing at the beginning of, I wanna say it was like people you want on your side in a fight or whatever. And he did that. And he did a whole bit about, like does anybody have a standup bit about bats dicks

hanging in their faces when they sleep? And you guys were all like, obviously no. I don't think so Kyle. And I do think he then turned it into a stand up bit, but the first I heard it was that. And I was like, God, I love Kyle Kinne. He's so funny. He's so fucking funny. He rules.

Okay, well those are my picks. It's time for you to make a pick. Two excellent picks by Candy Nolan. Wait, do I stay? Do I get to stay or do I leave? You stay! You stay! You stay!

Okay, okay. Cool. I'm gonna pick the onstage proposal in DC. Oh yeah! That was crazy! It worked. I hope they're listening. I think they're still married. They came out to our last DC show. Shout out to you guys. That's like the kind of thing you would see. I never thought I would be a part of something like that.

You know what I mean? Like a community like that, a show business thing like, it was something I never, you would see it and you'd be like, oh wow, that guy proposed to his wife at a Red Sox game, bad call. But then it happened at our show and I was like, that's the best thing ever. It made me realize I have low self-esteem and reject love and have her a long time.

You're married. I know I am. I've gotten better. I've gotten better. But like when it happened, I was like, what the fuck's wrong with you? You wanna do that in an all-famously everything? You didn't think it was awesome?

I thought it was awesome. The first thing I thought was that's awesome. And then the second thing in my head when the dude was sitting us up, I was like, us? Us? Like we fucking suck. And then I like stepped back from it. I was like, no? We suck. Like, us? Like, we fucking suck. And then I like stepped back from it. I was like, no, you only think that because you have low self-esteem about it.

No, it's awesome. It's a beautiful thing. It was me. It was my hole. You know what I mean? That made me think that. And then like it happened on stage. It was such a fucking beautiful moment.

But like my first reaction was like, we suck. Why would you want to do anything with us? And then I was like, oh, that's what ruins all the relationships I get into. Your whole. Your whole ruins all the relationships. That DC show, that was one of, it was gonna sound like an alcoholic thing.

I was just the right amount of hungover to where I was in the perfect mood when that show started. You know how you can wake up and be like, like oh my god I'm cashed out and then you get a couple hours into the day you have like a beer and then you're like I feel perfect. Like all the anxiety is gone I feel I you feel like the beer did what a beer should do when that show started. That's exactly how I felt. That was one of my most fun times and then we rushed to the air. I don't know, that was such a blast. We all had our Georgetown shirts on.

That was nice. Not 24 hours before that show, you were rolling dice in recessions. That's when we were in recessions. Katie, we went to a karaoke bar called Recessions. Great. Somebody was singing TLC. Jamel was singing Baby, Baby, Baby.

Sean comes in rolling the dice. I got a picture, I got a video of it. Giving the dice roll, baby. I had my knees together, I was doing the shimmy. I was, he couldn't tell me nothing. I was drinking out of a boot. Oh my God. A boot that they sold at the bar wasn't so much.

A glass boot, a glass boot. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Not a strong shoe. Different, very different. Sean Jordan, your fourth pick. Disney Songs Live. Fuck you, God damn it! Disney Songs Live. Fuck you, god damn it! Disney Songs Live.

God damn it! Yeah. It was the perfect show. It was, we got to sing, which live singing, in that capacity, the whole crowd hops on board. That was like the fourth or fifth live show we ever did, and it was, by that, at that time, easily the most active, like interactive.

Was it that early? Was it that, that? It was the first show of the 2019 tour, I think, unless we did Seattle and San Francisco first. We did. But, so before that, the live shows had only been Austin and one at Bridgetown that David wasn't at. Austin, Bridgetown, Seattle.

You did one with the Sklars somewhere, Ian, in like Houston or something. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So this was like. The Disney show, the Disney songs draft remains my favorite episode of All Fans to Say Everything that we've ever done.

Yay! Mine, I loved it. It was so much fucking fun. It was such a black, it was everything I love about our show. We found out that Katie Nolan has a amazing singing voice. It's serviceable, it's fine. It's amazing. It's enough to get by It's serviceable, it's fine.

It's enough to get by. No, no, it's amazing. Service a Grammy with it, I'll tell you that. Give us your eyes. We all sang the songs together. The whole room broke, that's the great thing about those Disney songs is like they're like fucking scripted into everyone's DNA at this point.

So the entire room would break out into the song. My friend Nick Nanpe came up on stage and drafted How Far I'll Go, which fizzled at the time from Moana, How Far I'll Go. And then I since got into it, I'm like, this might be the best Disney song from the last 20 years. Yeah, that just suffered,

that pic just suffered because we're too old for Moana. We didn't grow up with it. Exactly, that's our problem. That's such a good song. He was right. He was right. He was right. It just didn't, we didn't know it. Didn't capture it, which is better.

Because it's Fizzle and the Momma with his brother. Shout out to Ashley Braband, who came up with this topic, I do believe. And I think she was there. I feel like she was there for this. She was there. She was back with us in the back. Yeah, she was in the green room.

Was this the one that we went to karaoke afterwards and kept singing and it did not go as well as it had in the room during the set? It fell out. It went different. It went different. It was like the embodiment of that nothing good happens after midnight where it's like

we were having a great time singing and we all were like, let's go do more, which is a wrong call. Wrong call. It was not the right call. You were full of sweaty lunch platter meat and cheese. I was still, I mean, that was my first time legitimately in New York, so I was like, yeah, let's do it all.

I was thrilled. Was that your first time in a private karaoke room where it's just you and your friends and nobody else comes in? I think maybe I went one other time with Ian or his birthday or something in LA when he got the room wherever the line, but it might've been the first time.

Yeah, it's an interesting experience. in LA when you got the room wherever the line, but it might have been the first time. Yeah. It's an interesting experience. We had done, Boston was our first date of that tour. I remember we had done, cause like in New York, we were like, should we all get our own hotel rooms? Cause I got into Boston early. Yeah. Cause I ate a lobster.

I think New York was the last, in fact, the last of the East Coast dates. Fuck me. Good job, Sean. Yeah. I think it was, I think we did like Boston, Philly, DC, then New York. Because we were like- Philly was the last one.

We were, I don't think it was. Was it? I flew out the morning after, yeah it was. Anyway, regardless. Fuck me, fuck me. Yeah, that Disney songs episode is perfect. And it had one of my favorite moments where, well, go ahead, I don't wanna pick if you're gonna pick it.

Well, Philly was after DC. Anyway, the order's off of Cocta. I have no idea what the, you know what? I have no idea what the order was. But I remember we all got hotel rooms for ourselves. Was this not Car Bits outside of the car? I feel like you guys drove from somewhere to New York and you were joking about how we were doing car, yes.

We did drive into New York because you were doing the Devil Lock. Yes. Oh yeah, and I got a floss over the bridge like an asshole. I gave myself a double lock. Yeah, yeah, that was, we drove in. I can't remember, that tour was hazy, man. Very.

I remember the second before every show started because that was when I was like right in the memory pocket. Other than that, I was like, yeah, I don't know. We had a big sweaty tray of deli meat in the back, which you were disgusted by, Katie, I remember that fondly. Remain disgusted by. Just so, it had been out for so long.

I would eat it again. Beads of sweat. I'd eat it right now. Disgusting. Listeria. It was the, okay, so we did Boston and then Brooklyn, so it was the second date on the tour, interesting. All right.

Yeah, disgusting pieces of meat in the back. Time for my pick. I was gonna, that live, just that live Disney shows from both of us. That was my, it's my favorite episode that we've ever done. It's such a great time. We all kissed on stage by We All of You, David Johnline. That was what I was gonna say

and then we all shook. I watched. Katie's hand. Yeah, we are buddies. We stopped and we're like, Katie. Just kidding. All right, I'm going to take, I wanted to do one to celebrate you and everything you've done for this podcast, Katie. I am going to take the Kate Tobers and Novembers. Nice.

For multiple reasons. The first is, you're just so funny and great and fit the spirit of this podcast and we wouldn't be who we are without you. The second is I love how weird things get like an hour and a half into the third episode we're doing. We've just been spending so much time together just talking about bullshit and then we're just like, it's that thing that I kind of miss from like being a kid or like a teenager when you were just all hanging out in the same room together for so long and then where you're just like,

we're all very comfortable with each other and then you start getting truly bizarre and weird. Yeah. And then you've never laughed harder in your entire life and that specific moment, it's the thing that really only happens on here. I mean, it happens on here every now and then, but especially when we do like a KTober or November,

where we've just been spending so much time with each other. And it's just a beautiful feeling. It feels like being a teenager again. It's great. Hell yeah. You guys are so sweet. It's gonna make me so emotional. I agree with all you said.

We love you. This is so fun. Exactly. And that's it. Thank is so fun. Exactly. And that's it. Thank you so much for joining us. Yeah, thank you guys for having me. I love you so much. 400. 400.

It's not 500, so I don't know that it deserved a whole big celebration, but I love that you did it. Wow. And I love that you invited me. See, that brutal honesty. That's how we're going out, okay. 500 is inviting me. That's why you can't go to the four corners by yourself

because you'd be like, this is tough. 100 for each corner that you do. Thank you for inviting me because Dan was busy and backed out, but hopefully you guys can get back together. Well, that wasn't gonna be a 400th episode. We were gonna put that on ice. I was gonna say, that was gonna be 400 with Dan.

I would've jumped off of a bridge. This has been the plan from eight years ago before we even knew you. This was always gonna be episode 400. If it helps, he's in bed sick. So even the thing he told you he couldn't do it for, he had to cancel on that too, because he's sick in the summer.

SARS? That sucks. That does suck. I was sick in the summer a few weeks ago. It's a fucking boner. Yeah, you were, yeah. If I catch this, I'm giving the ring back, so hopefully I steer clear.

You're gonna give him that finals ring back that he got from Larry Bird? This is good, give this back. Oh, I thought you were talking about that NBA finals ring that he got from Larry Bird that he gave you. You better have a wedding. And I better get invited to it. At this point, I don't know.

You better fucking do it, and I better get invited. I invited you to my wedding. You did, and we had a great time, and then you told me how much your wedding cost. And since then, I've been thinking about, yes, I do remember. We did smoke weed too, remember? Yes, I do remember.

I have to do remember. Uh, yeah, but you can have a cheaper wedding as long as I'm invited. Yeah, but then you'll go, this wedding sucks because it wasn't as expensive as my wedding. I will have them, I had them all the great time at any wedding. Yeah, I'll bring weed go, this wedding sucks because it wasn't as expensive as my wedding. I will have them, I had them all up at any wedding. I'll bring weed.

Yeah. Okay, good. All right, maybe I'll have a wedding. I'm gonna be heroin. I wanna shoot up heroin and pass out. Maybe episode 500 is my wedding. Live from Katie's wedding, episode 500! Who's to say?

I was like, we're gonna have to start doing five a week. Hell yeah. You're really giving yourself a long runway to get married, huh? Yes, yes. Yes. Before I'm 40, I think, hopefully. Thank you, Katie. We love you so much. I love you guys so much You're the best podcast ever created. Bye

Our final guest it's so funny this feels like I just want to say I'm having such a good time It feels like it's not for the listeners. No, I'm having a great Trying to pay attention I feel like this, I've been trying to pay attention. I feel like this all translates. This is fun. It's just a fun thing. I feel like for everybody. Hey, we get to do 399 for them, one for us, right?

That's okay. I think it's reasonable. I think it's reasonable. That's our math. Well, hope you're enjoying it. We love you, the listener, but our next guest is not a listener. It's our dear friend.

Oh, there he goes. Kingtuff himself. Yeah, this worked out pretty well. Chris Sharpened here. Coming to us live from a job site? I think so. Camera. Camera off.

On mute. I'm trying, baby. There he is. I'm trying, fellas. There he is. I'm sorry, we're the ones that are in the car. There he is. I'm trying, we're the ones that are in the car.

I'm sorry, fellas. Listen, you told me to have this recording on my end already. I don't know how to do that. Okay, we'll just use the Zoom. I'm on my phone, I'm in borrowed headphones in a car. It's okay. We wouldn't have it any other way. I love it.

This is exactly how I want it to be. I feel like I'm coming to you live like an action news reporter. Coming to you live outside of a Hollywood warehouse. Live on the scene, we going out of Chris Sharpen. That's right. 99 degrees, fellas. It is the hottest, maybe the hottest day of the summer

in Los Angeles today, by the way. Oh, is it? Yeah, it's gonna, it's gonna, so far it's gonna be like 97 today. Oh yeah, brutal. Sharpie, thank you for joining us on our 400th episode. We couldn't do it without you. Absolutely, this is so wonderful. I'm so excited, truly an honor to be asked to do it. How is everybody?

It's just fun to hear your voice. You're such a fun, cool, good person. I swear to God, it is, it's fun to hear your voice. You're such a fun, cool, good person. I swear to God it is. It's fun to hear your voice. Look how relaxed you are. Oh, yeah. I'm relaxed. Look how relaxed you are. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm comfortable. I'm talking about this is the best. I can feel it. OK, hang on. Hang on. Yeah, there we go. Alright. Fully tilted back. We are drafting 400 episodes of All Fantasy Everything.

And everything about All Fantasy Everything. Chris, do you have a pick for us? I do. I mean, how much time do I have here? Because we're doing one week. You're doing one pick. To be fair, I don't have much time do I have here? Because we're doing one. Okay. To be fair, I don't have much time myself, so I'm going to, I'm going to be in and out because I'm on my lunch break. You understand? Um, first off, I appreciate it.

Fellas. I already said that, but I love it. Uh, I have one runner up and then my real pick, um, I run her up is from the smells episode that we did 700 years ago. Yeah. Sean Jordan on that episode when we were talking about coffee said, it's a hot drink that smells good. That'll get you there.

That quote about coffee pretty much every day since then. Well, I drink my coffee while I think about coffee. It's just a hot drink that'll get you there. It's so good. It's so perfect. I love it. It's such a good memory. Also, King Tough, you said that, you introduced me as King Tough, which is great. That episode in particular, I remember specifically laughing. There's been like probably 10 times in my life where this has happened, but where you're like able to like, uh, get outside of your body for a second and be like, this is about

as good as it's going to get. Yeah. You know what I mean? You're just hanging with your buds laughing as hard as you can. Like this is good. Like other, other really good things are going to happen, but this is as good as life can feel, you know? So that was great. But I'm going to have to go with my official pick being

because of AFE meeting my future, soon to be wife. Oh, yeah. I can't be my not be my pick. Jesus, yeah. Oh, October 13th, baby. Yeah. I gave you the wrong date because I want you to show up early. Yeah, it's the 19th, man 19 god damn it shit I fuck some shit up Sorry bad time Yeah, I forgot that that happened twice again in Dana And you know, that's so crazy, right? Yeah, I knew that

Dana. And you and that's so crazy. Right? Yeah. I knew that the second one. Yeah. Because of, uh, because of you guys, uh, starting this podcast, my, my now, uh, fiance was listening to it. And then she has started going faded, uh, because that was in LA and she was like, Oh cool. I can see these guys that show. And I was there all the time and we ended up meeting and blah, blah, blah. That's crazy. And then two out of three of us will be at your wedding. Hopefully we can go for three out of three of us. David looks like he's trying to figure that out right now. No, this is actually better for me that it's the 19th.

I know. Look at that. Coming through. I literally moved some shit around this morning. I was like, sorry, Sharpie's birthday is the 19th. I got Sharpie's wedding is October 13th. I can't, we gotta change the day. And my manager was like, fuck, this is gonna be tough. But all right. Perfect timing.

Yeah, I'm glad I talked to you today. Those are excellent picks Sharpie. We're gonna go through you. I know you are on your lunch break right now We're gonna go through the rest of the round. You can stay with us if you like No, I mean I would love to of course, but I really can't Yeah, yeah for sure see you there Now, for sure. See you there.

Oh yeah, see you guys. Love you, pal. See you, Sharpie. Man, AFE saved my ass again. Thank God that happened, huh? Yeah. October, man. We got October, the first weekend in October

and the third week in October. Yeah, it's gonna be fun. Yeah, he said, yep, we're good, okay. That was hilarious. Love that guy. David, do you wanna make your final pick? My final pick, to what Sharpie said, this moment for me is like,

just like in as long as I've been doing entertainment, which is like 15 years now, this moment was kinda one of those things where I felt outside my body and I was like, if it's, if this is the high point of my whole career, that's it. I'm taking the meet and greet after that first Rev Hall show. When we were all like, we were like back to back to back and everybody, cause we had since learned how to run meet and greets, which is, but it didn't,

at that time we didn't, so it was just like everybody from the show and us, and it was just like really overwhelming. Like I had just never been so, like it's like even when you do meet and greets and shit like that, it's not really like that. That felt like a championship parade. That was crazy. Yeah, yeah. It felt like we brought the chip home or some shit.

It was really, really crazy crazy and then afterwards it was like You know feeling when you first lost your virginity. We're kind of like it was a while ago. I mean I was 13, but yeah Yeah, you know what you when you were like man, I was just in the bath an hour ago now But like it was just one of those feelings where it was like, it was so surreal. Like I almost felt shaky afterwards. It was so surreal. It was really amazing.

And I feel really lucky that I got to experience that with you guys. Cause a lot of people don't ever get anything like that. It's really crazy. Yeah. Yeah, you can be in this business forever and not get that. Did I hear you?

Yeah, it was amazing. You know, selfishly, I gotta pick getting to meet Slug and be with Atmosphere. I mean, to me, that was like, you know, I've been a fan since I'm 13, 14. Talking about my friend Sean? Since I'm 15, yeah, I'm talking about your boy Sean. I probably since I'm 15, 14, 15,

and then I don't know, he's just like my hero, you know? So getting to meet him and like exist and like be on the same playing field together, which is always a treat when you're, you know, yeah, I just, I could barely talk. I could barely talk talking about him. It was nuts. When he DM'd me back and said he would be on our show,

I was so, I was just like, oh, Sean's gonna lose it. You kept telling me that you had a surprise, and I, it would have been so far down the trough of things I would have guessed. When did I tell you that it was him again? I can't remember. It was before the show, right? It had to have been, right?

Yeah, cause you knew. It was probably when you saw me. Like I think Seattle would have been like our, we live together, so I don't know when you told me. It was probably one of those Friday nights or something when you just couldn't hold it in. Cause we almost then, David and I almost didn't make it to that show.

Trust me, yeah. My, we were in New York. We went back to New York. Uh, no, I thought we drove to Boston, but we did. We were back in New York between the East coast and the West coast swings. And then there was a storm, like a big, so I guess that scary hotel room. Yeah. Philly was the last show on that swing.

And then you and I went back to New York to hang out for a few days in between the East Coast and the Midwest. And like the storm came and it shut down all the air travel. Yep. That's right. So you and I, we woke up at 5 a.m., rented a car, drove to Boston,

and then took a flight from Boston to Minneapolis to make the show. That was crazy. That's right, I forgot about that. And it was because, meeting the, and so like, whatever, we're getting sentimental, but like meeting him, he did, so every, I'll answer every message that I ever get

until for some reason I can't, but because one time I was backstage years ago, he walked by and my buddy Dan was like, I'm gonna try to get him to say what's up, but I can only do what I can do. Slug walks by after the show. Dan's like, Hey, this is my buddy. And then Slug just kept walking.

And then Dan goes, I tried. Then 30, 45 seconds pass. And then Slug comes back and he's like, Hey, I'm sorry. I just walked right by you. I didn't mean to do that. What's your name? And he shook my name and he looked in my eyes and everything. And then he's like, you want to come backstage and get a photo?

And he had like his merch guy take a photo and it hit so hard I was like, if I could be even a fraction of that for someone ever, I'll do it every single chance I get. Which is why these meet and greets like, it's such a fun hour and a half after the show. It long, but it fun. You know what I mean? It never feels long.

You've been hanging out with a baby a lot lately. Until it gets done you're like, whoa. It long. Yeah man. You said shake my name earlier. Yeah, it long, it fun. I'm getting flustered, you're like, whoa. It long. Yeah, man. You said Shake My Name earlier. Yeah, it long, it fun. I'm getting flustered, I don't know what's going on. Shake My Name, that sounds like an award-winning book,

movie, indie band, any kind of thing. Shake My Name, yeah. Shake My Name, dude, open for KGD elephants. Shake Me By My Name. Be the slug, excellent. And then time for my final pick. Yeah. And there's so many I could take here.

This is the final pick of the draft. That's the good thing. I think all of us together want to just recognize all of the listeners. Speaking of meet and greets, getting to meet all of you after shows is fucking amazing. The fact that people listen to this is so cool. There's like, people have AFE tattoos out there

and that's like wild. People have gotten engaged on stage, that's amazing. People keep coming in, see us, listen to us. You've spent hundreds of hours with us over eight years. You know, the eight years that it's taken us to get here. That's amazing and it's so appreciated. I don't think we can adequately through words express how grateful we are for all of you.

But what I wanna pick is specifically getting to watch and then experiencing myself, but how much has changed for the three of us, but specifically the two of you in the last eight years from where we started this, when our lives were much different. You know, Shani talked about the being in DC and being like, I can't buy breakfast, you know.

Bro, I had 38 cents one day. I walked down the street balling, balling my eyes out. And through, I mean, it's, this podcast has been like a part of it, but it's only been a part of it. Just watching how much you, like, two of you who are like two of my best friends on this planet, but like, how much you've gone through watching how much you, like two of you who are like two of my best friends on this planet, but like how much you've gone through and how much you've accomplished and achieved

both like professionally and in your personal lives. Feelings mutual, pal. This shit is crazy. Amazing, it's just amazing. And like having this podcast as a marker of time along the way, you know, cause time can really sm smudge but the fact that we have this like tangible thing where it's like Oh during the Taco Bell draft eight years ago You know like you you know you were doing this and you were doing this and I was in this place in my life

And like seeing where we are now like we just went on this last tour David You didn't drink and Sean and I remember like everything you know what I mean like yeah, we went to the gym You know we like that kind of like it's crazy. It's fucking crazy And it's always wonderful positive changes in like the to get to go through this life You know with with the two of you has just been very very Wonderful and special yes, that's all the girls who didn't make it. Yeah. Sorry, that was weird. I don't know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

It's getting a little too tense in here. I'm doing the Sean thing. I'm doing the Sean thing. No, no, no. No, I could not agree more, baby. It's crazy, because you didn't even, at the time when we started, I thought we were all doing really good.

I know, yeah. Maybe not really good, but I was like, oh, this guy's making this show business thing work a little bit. Yeah, and then like, just like the major milestones of my life in the past eight years you guys have all been there for. And that's like, you know,

that's where you feel really lucky to even have that. I keep seeing commercials for a movie you're in while I'm watching the Olympics. I told- Oh, that's right, I'm in that movie. Came on the other night, I go, David's in that movie. I go, David's in that, Laura, she just looks up, she goes, God, that's amazing.

Just with such gravity, and you forget sometimes, but it is amazing. Like, all this stuff, I mean, getting to see each other go through different TV appearances and all these things. It's just sick. Yeah, there was some, I mean, I've had, you know, I didn't, my grandpa died yesterday and, uh, this, I've been looking forward to this since I found out I'm serious. There's been, I didn't, I didn't, and I didn't say that for that, but it's just, it did feel right to say, because this, this has helped

me through so many things, good and bad. And when my mom broke her neck and you guys held me down for two months, I just couldn't be on. I couldn't come back to LA and it didn't stop anything and this is the only reason I could stay is because of this show, because I had enough money to switch my flight and buy a ticket and exist for a couple months. So yeah, it's huge, it's absolutely huge.

And just the positive career milestones. Like all of us, I couldn't sell a ticket to save my life before this. And now I can sell some. I remember in Seattle. Yeah, zero. Zero. Not one ticket.

Nobody's coming to that, bro. Not one ticket. I forgot about that. Zero. No, I could not be. And now you sell hundreds. You do, I'm driving this area. That was such a, dude, Harry was like, we still do the show, shout out Harry from DC,

but he's like, we still do the show. I'm like, no, I don't think so. Anyway, yeah. I remember the first day we got any of that podcast money because we were in Las Vegas. Oh, I wanted to get rid of it so bad. Oh my God, it didn't even seem real. I didn't understand what you meant. You were like because we were in Las Vegas. Oh, I wanted to get rid of it

Yeah, I didn't understand what you meant you were like we got some ad money from the podcasters like What the fuck does that even mean? Yeah, I'm still looking at David like so look at us a prehentasy if I just sit at the slot machine It's got six notes in his hand and I'm like, well, let me get rid of these Let's go to let's go to breakfast on me. And you're like, just hold onto that. I on purpose, I think cause like it was the morning after the night we got there, right? Yeah. Yeah.

I intentionally. Yeah, it was the next day. I think I had it the night before. Good call. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know your friend. Doug, that shit was so, that was a crazy feeling too though. Like being in Vegas and like,

I had never been to a concert that close. You saw Jordan Farmer, I saw Memphis Bleak. Sean had that whale bone. Bleak! I guess I make another pick. It's just been a really great time with you guys, man. Lucky as guys in the world. Lucky as guys in the world, man. It's just been a really great time with you guys, man. We, we, luckiest guys in the world. It's really been the best. Um, I love you guys. I love you. That,

that does it for episode 400. What else could you want? We'll hit you next week and it'll be normal. But not until we get a, a pic from the newest member of the all family, super producer Isaac Lee. The Lenovo Chromebook. No! I have to take it.

Truly? Truly? The funniest. What will I list? Oh my god, it's off of your list! It's off of your list. And then I was like, nah, we're going too serious. It was, you guys are getting really sappy, so I need to end this on a funny note

But that shit was so funny to me. I had not laughed that hard. I don't think in my life I think that's the hardest I've ever laughed and then Sam just came talent was recording on a Anyone who didn't know on the Lenovo Chromebook. Oh, yeah, which I think is mismatched Technologies in China. Where'd he buy in Japan? No on the street. He got it at a wet market Yeah, he bought it on the street in Japan and Using it for this podcast and it was dropping stuff on the street. I will say that That's like a old patron content if you guys want to see that. David goes, you're rich, get a MacBook.

Oh, man. That was fucking beautiful. That was really good. That was all I lose. To recap, and also just there are so many members of the All Family who we couldn't get on this episode. There's just so many fucking amazing people. We can't like, I mean, Amy Miller, just a wonderful member. There's so many lists, man.

There's too many, there's too many lists. There's, I now I just said one name and it feels weird if I don't say it. You gotta say it, I know. Blair, Jamel, I mean, you know, there's everybody. Blair, Jamel, shout out to Mielle Bredo. Sometimes people are like, what happened to Mielle? Oh, just doesn't like me. She's a private She's gone from being a public person to a private person. Yeah

So she doesn't do podcasts, but she's still fucking rules. She's out there Yeah, don't say fucking Marcella just so many people all on Sean O'Connor so many people all along the way I get it now. I feel terrible blowing names, but there's just been so many amazing guests who've come on here. It's banana, and people that like, got to meet Jerry Ferrara on this show. Did you drop the S?

What's the S? Did you say it's banana? It's banana. I think he did say it's banana. It's not banana, I didn't get to meet all of Octorod. I didn't get to meet Vince, so I'm just I didn't get to meet Vince. I'm just saying. Yeah, if it's Vince, it's Bonanza. We got to meet Roxanne Gay, dude.

We recorded a crazy shit. John Cryer's done this. John Cryer. Barack Obama. Barack Obama, dude. He was in the crowd of Philly. Speaking into existence, guys. That would be crazy.

It's just been awesome. It's been an awesome 400 episodes. Thank you for listening. And then I get, you know, shout out to everyone on the AFE picture. You didn't recap the pics. Oh, I was gonna recap the pics, yeah. The clips we had, Marissa went first. And took the All-Famasy-Everything 100th episode and the AFEClopedia, which the AFE encyclopedia, which is a wonderful resource. Zach went second.

Or I guess I'm gonna do the guest picks. Zach, then he did a listening on the road because it feels like you're hanging out. Shane went and he took the sampler platter episode and everything that happened after that and getting recognized because of it. Katie Nolan took David saying he wanted to eat his bar cart on the Inedible Things That Look Delicious draft.

And then Sharpie took Sean saying, coffee is a hot drink that'll get you there. It's a hot drink that smells good and it'll get you there. That was the whole quote, right? Yeah. Just wrapping up a coffee pick. David, you took the Austin live show, the Columbus live show,

Cosh, Into the Wind, The Proposal in DC, and the Meet and Greet after the Austin live show, the Columbus live show, Cosh, Into the Wind, The Proposal in DC, and the Meet and Greet after the Rev Hall show. Sean, you took- It's almost like you guys should come to our live show. I'm saying, see you Denver. I'm saying, see you Denver. Sean, you took Marissa's giggle,

the words that make you sound smart draft, the Philly episode, the live Disney episode, but that pic was from both of us, and then Meeting Slug. I went last, I took meeting my wife, recording live in that old studio. The most recent tour we just did,

the Kate Tobers and Novembers, and then seeing how much we've grown over these eight years and 400 episodes. This was my final pick. We wanna hear yours, hit us up at AllFantasyPod on Twitter, AllFantasy fantasy podcast at gmail.com There he goes now. It's flown. Thank you Isaac a producer to your core Shout out to everyone the all fans everything patreon where you can find live episodes

You can find mailbag episodes auction drafts pre-roll content all that stuff shout it to everyone the afe sheslackity the afe Subreddit shout out to super producer is Producer Isaac Lee on the ones and twos. Shout out to Super Producer Mars Mel on several of those 400 episodes. Shout out to Saint Sue Carmel, who has been a guest on this podcast, and Saint Ivan Carmel, who's been a guest on this podcast. Shout out to Frankie Ocean.

Shout out to Sid The Dude. Shout out to Haji Beats. And more important than all of that, tune in again next eight years for another 400 episodes of all fantasy everything. Six o'clock, Hattie. That was a hate gum podcast.