All Fantasy Everything - Celebrity Deaths That Affected Us (w/ Shain Brenden, Adam Pasi, and Sean Jordan)
Episode Date: February 20, 2020Waddap All Fam! In light of recent events, this week we are drafting "celebrity deaths that affected us." This isn't depressing in the slightest, but rather a way to talk about those who have... passed on in a positive light. As we honor the dead, maybe we get into some personal stories about our youth and things of that nature. Send flowers to the ones you love while they're living, all fam. Good vibes to all :)Note from Mars: Had a rumbly microphone in this one. Sorry for the noise! Episode Guests:Shain Brenden @shainbrenden IG: @shainbrendenAdam Pasi @adampasi IG: @admpasiSupport the show!Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for exclusive mailbag and movie watch-a-long episodes. Check it all out at www.patreon.com/AllFantasy.Rate All Fantasy Everything 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.Merch:T-Shirts! Sweaters! Stickers! Mugs! Deck yourself out in some goods at www.teepublic.com/user/allfantasyeverythingFollow the Good Vibes Gang on social media:Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmelSean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordanDavid Gborie @Thegissilent IG: @Coolguyjokes87Mars Mel @MarsMel IG: @Mars.MelShow Email: allfantasypodcast@gmail.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything,
the podcast that is really not letting on how hungover it is right now.
Yeah, you are. You just did.
With a dose of energy right off the top.
People are like, wow, he's in rare form.
What vim and what vigor.
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He's anti. It's already gold. We are, I usually don't do this part. We are coming to you live, well, we used to, though, from Helium Comedy Club, but not in
the way you're used to.
There is a crowd, but it's made up entirely of my family members and only three of them.
Three of the big ones, though, I'll tell you that.
You know what I realized is there's going to be more Carmels at my wedding than Jordans
by a lot.
Is that true?
It's very true.
It's going to be lousy with them. That's going to be a good sign, then. You know? That's that true it's very true it's gonna be lousy with them that's gonna be a good sign then you know it's gonna be all lousy with you're gonna
have to come spray afterwards
uh i mean for the love of god how do i start this podcast it's really it's really escaping
we're doing it uh we're at uh the lobby or We're in the showroom, Helium.
Yeah.
I got a tight cross.
Sean's rocking a tight cross.
Starting off high. I like that.
You guys can talk right off the bat. You don't have to wait for me to introduce you.
This is the club that birthed us in many ways.
Well, now what's with us is Ian Sioux Falls, South Dakota birthed me.
There it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What were you doing in Sioux Falls, South Dakota?
Born and raised.
You were going down from North Dakota?
Born and raised. You want to do it, huh?
You already told me that you're feeling weak today. I am feeling weak. If it was going to happen, it's. Born and raised. You would go down from North Dakota? Born and raised. You want to do it, huh? You already told me
that you're feeling weak today.
I am feeling weak.
If it was going to happen,
it's going to happen today.
Speaking of feeling weak,
I'm standing outside
of my hotel
waiting for an Uber.
What is this today?
Not 30 minutes ago.
That's more than 30 minutes ago.
Maybe 35 minutes ago.
It was probably about 35 minutes.
And there's some schmuck
driving like a prick
or a prick driving like a schmuck.
Some schmuck driving like a prick. Or a prick driving like a schmuck. Some schmuck driving like a prick.
Or a prick driving like a schmuck.
It's dealer's choice.
A schmeckle of a driver.
He's like swerving all over the place
and I'm like honking and I give him the finger
because I don't know because I'm a schmuck
and a prick too sometimes. A schmuck standing like a prick.
I didn't even know. I didn't even really give him.
I was just like, what the fuck?
I've been in the car.
You've been in the car.
You've been in the car.
And I'm standing there, though.
And he... Oh, you're standing there.
Stops, reverses...
Oh, shit.
And pulls up next to me.
On a busy street, too, by the way.
On a busy street.
Uh-huh.
Gets out of his car and, like, walks right up to me.
No, what a...
Whoa.
Was that scary?
Not really.
I mean, not really.
That would terrify me because you're huge.
For someone to do that, that means they don't care.
Well, he hopped out.
He wanted all the smoke.
He hopped out, and I was like, what was up with that?
I'm like, you're driving like a prick, man.
I don't know.
I guess I didn't think you were going to stop.
I thought I was just like.
Did you say that?
Yeah.
I was like, I was emotional.
I guess like.
Dude, I would have fled if someone's confidently coming back to a man your size.
Yeah.
Gun.
Oh, there's a gun involved.
Yeah, yeah.
You think, man.
He was in a beamer and like, I don't know.
He was dressed in a bunch of street wear,
so I wasn't really that scared.
Oh, he was a prick for sure.
And then he was, so we bantered a little bit back and forth.
He was getting into my face,
but I was not really backing up at all.
Did your heart rate go up a little bit?
No.
Did you have him?
I think so.
If it came down to it.
I also had the higher ground because I was up on the curb.
Was he a big boy or was he?
No.
He was a slight lad.
Those scare me worse.
Those scare me worse.
I know.
I'd rather fight a big dude than a tiny guy.
Because he might hit you in weird ways you don't even know about.
And then you shit yourself and fall over.
And then in the story, as the words, you're a bully or you're part of his legend.
It's a lose-lose when you fight a little guy.
I guess it is a lose-lose.
We're not going to fight. Come on, man.
We're not going to fight. I'm not going to fight you.
He pulled this like,
I'm from Chicago.
You can't fuck with me like that. I'm from Chicago.
Where are you from?
Cabrini Green? It's always so silly to me.
Maybe you are.
In which case, that was very silly.
He referred to himself as a head buster,
which is like...
I'm a head buster from Chicago?
Yeah.
That sounds like somebody that would be opening for ICP.
We're about to have a crucial conflict right now.
But people fight everywhere.
That's so silly.
People act like there's three places Where people fight
It'd almost be tougher
If you're like
I'm from Beersford, Iowa
Yeah yeah yeah
Well I bet you fight
Every day don't you
You don't fuck
I'm from Tallahassee
I'd be like
What does that mean
I don't know
I punch gators motherfucker
That's what that means
I'm from Chicago
I'm pretty used to like
Unreasonable rent
And high rent
It's like a lot of people
There's probably
There's like some like
Interior designers from Chicago
You know what I mean
There's a whole spectrum of people Yeah dude Chance the Rapper's from Chicago He's wonderful He's a lovely of people. There's probably, there's like some like interior designers from Chicago. You know what I mean? There's a whole spectrum of people.
Yeah, dude.
Chance the Rapper's from Chicago.
He's wonderful.
He's a lovely guy.
I'm from Chicago.
He's a man of God.
Chance the Rapper.
I would in no way be intimidated
if Chance the Rapper returned to me
after yelling at him on the street.
No, no, no, no.
I would.
He's spry.
He's cut.
You seen that kid?
I think he's got reach.
He's got reach.
He's got reach.
This guy, man,
did he leave his door open?
I don't remember.
Okay. I was focused on him. It's crazy, because, did he leave his door open? I don't remember. Okay.
I was focused on him.
It's crazy
because that's like
I would immediately go,
I'd be,
I might even like
just start,
I might even hit someone
if they ran up to me like that.
I'd be like,
oh,
if you're going to start it.
Once I got in the Uber,
it occurred to me,
I was like,
should I have?
Like,
was that?
Yeah,
but I'm like,
I'm glad I didn't.
At least he wasn't
your Uber driver.
That would have been correct.
All right, now can we end this? I got to get where I'm't. At least he wasn't your Uber driver. That would have been correct. All right, now can we end this?
I got to get where I'm going.
I got to get to a comedy club to do a podcast,
which is a very tough thing to tell somebody.
I was in an Uber with Spliff Nugs last night,
and I didn't even know what was going on,
and the driver out of nowhere, she's like,
this fucking guy, and starts flipping off the guy in the back of us,
and I was like, oh, it's like that, huh?
That's an Uber driver.
Turns out she, we found out later, is a South Dakota girl.
Oh, so that could make sense.
It's in the blood.
It makes sense.
We had a hot car going on.
Three South Dakota souls in there.
You say something about Salt Lake City?
We were in Salt Lake one time with Adam.
And we were at a house party.
And he said something about some of these girls that were there.
One of those things that's a joke to us, but if somebody else hears it,
they're like, what did you say about my girlfriend?
Like how we call everyone cowards.
If I call someone a coward, who doesn't know me?
They're like, fuck, do you call me? Are you calling me a coward?
Yeah.
He said something about these girls and this dude comes up
and he's like, what did you say about my girl? He's like, oh, I don't know.
They just look like, he said like shitty
or something.
Adam was eating.
Something like, he'll know more of it. He's like, I don't know, they just look like i he said like shitty or something yeah and uh this dude adam was eating something like he'll know more but he's like i don't know they just look oh man it's cool she's just trash this is the adam of days past yeah yeah yeah he was it's he wasn't even there yet
okay and uh he's eating an ice cream cone and this kid's like man i'll fill that ice cream
cone with blood or something like that like whoa and adam, and Adam's like, where are you from? He goes, I'm from everywhere.
And that was one of those where you're like,
no, you're not.
What are you fucking...
Parts unknown.
You think Ice Cream Pong
with Blood Guy
went and started Salt and Straw
here in Portland, New York?
Yeah, he's done quite well
for himself.
Tasty.
And now they're everywhere, too.
Yeah.
We are joined here
in Helium Comedy Club.
We are here.
By a man who goes by
Sean St. Clown Posse.
Boom. Sean S. Jordan on Twitter. Sean Cougarmel Jordan on Instagram. I'm here, right here. We are here. By a man who goes by Sean St. Clown Posse. Boom.
Sean S. Jordan on Twitter. Sean Cougarmel Jordan on Instagram.
I'm here. I'm right here. We've seen a lot of those.
Yeah, a lot of those out there. A lot of those. A lot of those.
The mayor of Sioux Falls. The mayor of Sioux Falls. Man, I wish. Shane brought me up as
the mayor of Sioux Falls the other night and I was like,
I want a key to the city. You should
get a key to the city. I should get it. I don't know if they give them out, but
whatever they give away to
that city, I want it. Y'all got doors there now?
Three escalators.
Multiple doors.
It's pretty much just beads hanging
in doorways, but we call them doors.
I just understand why we're recording this. It's weird
because my sister, my soon-to-be
brother, and my dad are here.
And my dad and I are basically making eye contact
while we're recording.
I look back and he's just like,
what the fuck? Big carms, dude. You're getting the full panel. Big pharmaceuticals over there. I look back and he's just like, what?
Big carms, dude.
You're getting the full panel.
Big pharmaceuticals over there.
You'll be hearing from him later.
So what's going on with you?
What do you got coming up?
Yeah, I don't know.
Nothing really.
Oh, I'll be in Florida at the end of the month.
I think in Tampa on the 28th. And then Orlando on March 1st with Doug Benson.
There you go.
And then that's about it.
I'm going to go to the doctor here in Portland in a couple weeks to try to get anti-anxiety
medication.
Yeah.
Nice.
So I'll be doing that if you want to go to the doctor and meet me.
Good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look out for All Fantasy Everything in Texas.
Yeah, all right.
This will have been announced by then.
Cool.
I just don't have the date, so we'll do it on the anyway, anyway.
Yeah, so come fuck with us there.
You know what's fun
is I've been writing lyrics for Too Thick.
Have you really?
I had Isaac send me the beat.
Oh, my God.
And I was like,
because I started writing my part,
the deep voice.
We'll have to have it out by the time.
Oh, this is real.
This shit is, it's happening.
There's a beat for it.
There's a real beat for it.
Isaac Lee made the beat.
Yeah, and he even said, he's like, tell David and Ian to get on those fucking lyrics.
We're getting on it.
Oh, baby.
It's easy for me because I'm like, what am I going to do to make Laura think I'm busy today?
One of us is writing lyrics for a song.
For this parody R&B song.
Babe, I got to write these bars.
Focus.
Not even the lyrics part.
The talking over it part.
You're writing all your ad libs
right off the bat.
Adam Posse,
also in the comedy club today.
Hello.
The Studio Com comedy club.
What are your socials again?
Is it just Adam Posse?
At ADMPASI on Instagram.
There it is.
And then Adam Posse
everywhere else.
Beautiful cross-platform.
Do you ever add him?
Like when you're tweeting at someone, do you ever add him? Posse? Wow. Beautiful cross platform. Do you ever at them? Like when you're tweeting at someone,
do you ever at them, Posse?
At them?
Yeah.
Come on.
Yeah.
Way better.
We're hungover, baby.
What was that?
Did I hear a chuckle?
Yeah.
Someone back there thought it was funny.
She doesn't like that she's chuckling at it, though.
My cross is so tight, but I'm also manspreading.
You're loose.
I got my arm as far as I can go.
You're a contradiction.
It's the deal it is.
Making sure that Shane and I have at least a fathom between us.
But I'm also got a tight cross.
A fathom is an arm's length.
Is that true?
That is true.
You know, I fathom posses every now and again.
Do you ever add them?
Battle posses.
Oh, see?
That was good.
Damn.
That's wordplay.
Well, that's why you won this goddamn helium contest and I didn't.
I won the first one.
Oh, I also took that.
I guess the only... Well, we'll get to that when we talk
about him. That is the most salt I've ever
seen come off of you, Sean.
You want to fight about it?
Is that what you want to do?
That cross keeps getting tighter.
You're going to do that thing where you hook your back foot
behind the leg again pretty soon. What's scrotum?
Give me a kill them.
Really trying to avoid
condoms post marriage
with that shit.
Giving yourself a
there'll be a vast difference
in your vast deference.
You know what I mean?
They're firing on all of them.
I won one recently.
Yeah, I know.
I saw it.
It's on the floor
most of the time.
Gotta hold the house down.
So this will come out
a week from Thursday
What do you got coming up?
Aside from stuff
You just find out
Oh I've run
On the very off chance
That there are Portland listeners
For the podcast
There are at least
There are at least three of them
Here right now
There's a bunch
The first Saturday
Of every month
Me and my assistant host
Noriko Ademando-Arnold
Run a show called
Savages at Kickstand Comedy
downtown Portland. So you can come check
that out. Next one's on March 7th.
And then you guys screen the popular
Oliver Stone, Taylor Kitsch movie
Savages right after, correct? Yeah, 100%.
Another one that fell flat, huh?
I'm trying to remember it. What was that about?
Masked with Dead Paintings on it.
They shared Blake Lively
in the movie and then these
South American drug lords, Kid in the movie and then these like Colombian,
well,
these South American
drug lords kidnapper
and then these two
white dudes go
and just like
end the cartel.
Oh no.
And one of them's Taylor Kitsch.
Just that thing that would happen.
One of them's Tim Riggins.
Ask Tim Riggins.
Yeah.
He's always got a long,
long cold beer in his hand.
A long cold beer in his hand.
Go see Savages.
Fuck with Adam Posse in general.
Yeah, it's the best multi-host show in the city.
That's not true.
That's not true at all.
Here comes a dissenting opinion from Shane Brendan, also in the comedy club.
What are your socials again?
At Shane Brendan.
All across platforms, baby.
S-H-A-I-N. The right guy. Torres, take a fucking long walk up a short pier. Read a fucking book, Shane Brendan. All across platforms, baby. S-H-A-I-N. Yeah.
Torres, take a fucking long walk up a short pier.
Read a fucking book, Shane Torres.
Will you give me a Laker Girls, please? Your voice is amazing.
I can't top what you already do, man.
Well, I didn't ask you. Nobody can.
What are we doing? I didn't ask you to do that.
All right, here we go. You ready?
Laker Girls.
That's pretty good.
It's so sexy.
Y'all.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Yo.
Laker girl.
We'll see when you do it.
It doesn't make me feel good.
You know who's in Savages?
Laker girl.
It feels worse making these stupid jokes in front of my family.
Because I think you just see the approval rating go down a little bit.
At least it's laughing, you know what I mean?
But over here, I'm getting it.
Well, the worst part is the lack of poker face coming from that direction.
Just really hard.
You'll get like a half an eyebrow, you know what I mean?
Like, I hate it because that's what I do.
What's your multi-host show?
Oh, thank you for asking.
I know what it is, but I'm going to send it to you to talk about it.
It's actually called Dough.
Every Wednesday night, 930 at Mississippi Pizza Pub,
Adam used to be one of my co-hosts for the show.
But he couldn't hack it anymore.
Honestly, it's a great minor league team for me to have come from
before I started a better show.
I called up from Rochester? I fucking hate it.
He's a Seattle comic. I don't even know why the fuck he's here
right now.
My name is Ian Carmel.
Ian Carmel on Twitter.
Ian Carmel on Instagram.
Ian Carmel on Jewish Hertz
Rent-A-Car app.
Yeah.
Hertzowitz.
Herzl.
What do I have coming up? Come to. Redditor. Herzl. What do I have coming up?
Come to the AFC shows in Texas, of course.
That'll be fun.
Go to Faded on Fridays.
I excite.
Buy the buck stops here.
Boom.
Comes with a flask sometimes.
Yeah, buy my album and go to the show, please.
What else is there?
What else is there?
Watch the Late Late Show with James Corden.
Keep an eye out for Game On.
We are gathered here today in beautiful Helium Comedy Club
in scenic southeast Portland, Oregon,
the jewel of the Pacific Northwest,
top of the food chain
where champions are born,
to draft a topic that is melancholy,
but I think will lead to happy remembrances.
Yeah.
Deaths of celebrities
that personally affected us.
I mean, we didn't have to know them or anything,
but it had to be something that hit you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I only picked ones that I knew.
But that's going to be...
He's a well-connected guy.
A lot of my uncles used to rap.
I'm not connected at all. But you are crossed.
I'm just a nice boy from South Dakota.
You're very nice. Came to the big city. I thought this was
New York when I moved here.
Everybody kept telling me the whole way through
Montana, New York's that way. And I got here and I was like,
I'm going to make it.
They lie.
The way we determine the order of the draft
is through a roll of a game of rock, paper, scissors
played between the three of you.
Then we throw on shoot.
Here we go.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Oh, Shane wins.
Damn right.
One for one.
One for one.
There you go.
Now, as the winner of rock, paper, scissors
is incumbent upon you to
determine the order of today's draft, but before you do that,
I would love to remind you that
it is a serpentine draft. Oh, what exactly
is that? That's a great question. Serpentine
draft. Let's say that you are
in a boxing ring, okay?
And you're boxing, and then you start
to kind of float like a butterfly,
and you're floating like a butterfly, and then you
hop over and you sting like a bee. I'm so angry quick and then you want to go float like a butterfly again
but you don't before you do it you sting like a bee real quick okay so then you hop back over
and you're kind of floating like a butterfly like damn it was kind of fun when i stung like a bee
but you don't want to hop back in too quick so you keep floating like a butterfly then you hop
over sting like a bee and then you just kind of you just do that until you knock out everyone
you've ever met. Right.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Other than that being very confusing, I just realized that your jab is weak as shit.
A lot of people can't see it.
You're just doing an act out.
But, you know, I'm in a boxing gym now.
Easy to say with some glasses and two mics between us, huh?
I can help you out, man.
I don't care how much Portland Trailblazer gear you got on.
I'll put blood all over that ice cream and keep talking.
Shake your hands off the blazer.
I won't.
I'll dot your I's and cross your T's.
Now, you won the Rock, Paper, Scissors.
What is the order of today's draft going to be?
Oh, by the way, serpentine means
if you pick fourth in the first round,
you pick first in the second.
I think they gathered that.
Shout out to whoever on Twitter
gave me that idea, by the way.
It's a real fun one.
I forgot the Twitter handle.
Oh, now you're getting submissions for it.
Well, I asked the other night when. It's a real fun one. I forgot the Twitter handle. Oh, now you're getting submissions for it. Well, I asked the other night when
it's the easiest thing and I still source it out.
You've done
170 of them at this point. I'm only
a fan of that person. They specifically
instruct you to act it out the way you did because
that's what saved it for me. Yeah.
The float. Give me a little sting.
Always good on audio media.
Hold on. And then sometimes you just walk up and you dab real quick.
I'm glad I got to see it in real life.
Step dab.
The step dab's returned.
I watched, he was at Soup Can that fought Tyson.
Was it Pete McNeely?
There were a couple. I don't know.
Well, it was this dude from New Jersey.
But he was talking, he was like,
if you don't have respect for me and getting in the ring with him,
then you got a big dump in your shorts.
I felt so bad for him because I'm like, man, you sound terrible.
You got a big dump on your shorts.
Gross.
That's not even fun shit, though.
It's kind of fun, I guess.
Shane, what would you want to be?
Let's go.
Let's go posse.
Ooh.
Me, Sean, Ian. Hot corner. There it is, baby. There you go. Posse. Ooh. Me.
Sean.
Ian.
Hot corner.
Hot corner. There you go.
The corner is hot.
The black is hot.
The black is hot.
All right, Adam, you have the first pick in the celebrity death that affected you personally.
All Fantasy Everything draft.
Before we get to your pick, let's take a short break.
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Adam, what will your first pick be?
This one, so in the last couple years of my life,
celebrity deaths haven't affected me as much
because I've unfortunately lost people close to me
and it kind of takes the edge off of those.
So this one surprised me a lot how hard it hit me
when Anthony Bourdain died.
Oh, that's a good pick. That was for sure on the list. And I was shocked with how hard it hit me when Anthony Bourdain died. Oh, that's a good pick.
That was for sure on the list.
And I was shocked with how bad it messed me up.
And I think it came from just kind of
admiration for the life that he was allowed
to live. Man, he really did
like, who was doing it better than
Anthony Bourdain? He figured it out.
That's where they're like, that's the
truest, like, hey, if you didn't have to work,
what would you do for fun? He's like, I'd probably do what i do yeah that's one of the dudes who
nailed it just a cool slick motherfucker dude he's like a cool dude to sit around and eat weird
shit and talk to but no one's ever called me slick to be awesome i bet someone's called you
slick but in a bad way is that right something like that when i get nervous on a date and
someone's like easy slick you're. Why are you sweating so hard?
We're not going to have sex.
What, are girls calling you Slick?
That's a pretty funny name.
There was this dude, an open mic,
feet are going up. Check this out.
I don't know if you know him, but he was
a feature at Nitwits in Sioux Falls.
Keep talking, I'll grab my phone where my list is.
He would sweat like crazy
when he went up.
And I walked up to him and I was like, hey, man,
listen up. We're getting real slick
and tired.
And he was so nervous
because I was just a door guy. I had no authority, but I was
like, this will be hilarious. I go, hey, come here.
Listen up. We're getting real slick and tired of you going
over. You sweat like five minutes over your set each
time. He didn't even
get it. And he's looking at me like, I'm so sorry.
And I go, dude, I just said slick and tired.
Slick and tired.
Because you're sweating a bunch.
Yeah, dude.
Listen up.
You're a slick fellow, too.
You're pretty slick.
I appreciate it.
If there's any slickness, it's my lack of slickness, you know?
I bet you were down with the slickness.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait. What was that? That was bad. It was bad.
Come on, come on.
Wah! I can't do the ah-ah-ah.
That was really...
The ooh is good, though. It's like the right...
Wah!
That's pretty good. That was probably
the closest to the end part going right.
Yeah. That sounded like their farewell
tour, but yeah.
It's bad. It's bad.
Sounds like you're trying to get
a lawnmower to start a little bit.
Ah, damn it.
I can't do that.
No.
Dad, that's from the song
Down with the Sickness.
He's an attorney.
Went to seven years of college
and he's sitting here.
Child of immigrants.
This is what my kid does?
This is what he does?
People like this?
This is great because
it's a look of love he's getting.
Look at my boy shine.
There's some other stuff in there.
The love is the stock.
But there are some.
It is funny.
Laura's mom will listen to an episode here and there.
And I'm like, it's hard to be like, that's what I do.
This is one of them.
Hello.
Anthony Bourdain, man, he was just a cool motherfucker.
Kind of like that New York cool.
Overcame a lot, man.
That was so sad.
Took his own life in France. Yeah. You know, man. That was so sad. Took his own life.
In France.
Yeah.
You know,
which was one of the
sadder places to do that.
Who went in the fight?
Anthony Bourdain
or Chef Gordon Ramsay?
Ooh.
Bourdain.
Ramsay's an athlete.
I think Ramsay's a,
I think he's all puff.
Nah, dude.
He's got some words, man.
He makes people cry.
Just over scallops, baby.
Words?
Over scallops.
Sticks and stones, you know what I mean?
He was a soccer player for a long time, so if he starts kicking.
If he starts working those legs.
I wish you guys could see what he is.
If he starts kicking kicks in.
When he makes kicks like that.
If he's mixing some kicks in.
If you're going to do kicks with your hand, that's how you do it.
All right?
If he starts kicking.
Yeah, but Bourdain ran the streets of New York using drugs and shit.
I think he's really got some grime on him.
Yeah, that's true.
He probably didn't get into some grimy situations.
Didn't he have a heroin problem for a while?
He did.
Yeah.
Hard life, man.
Speaking of heroin problem, I call it a solution.
You know what I mean?
There it is.
The problem was the frigging world.
Is this workaday world, dude?
The problem is the world's not doing heroin.
It was crazy going to like, I saw him at the Emmys once.
The very first Emmys I got to go to,
like at an after party,
he was just walking around
and he just wore a suit better than everyone else there.
You know what I mean?
Just wearing the fuck out of that suit.
A slick suit too.
A very slick suit.
Oh, yeah.
And then after he passed for like two consecutive Emmys,
they like kept sweeping.
They just kept winning every award they were up for.
That's awesome.
And you would go see people like up there and talk about him
who had worked with him, people from his team,
and like two years later could still tell how affected they were by it.
It was like a very genuine emotion coming off these people.
He was bigger than what his profession is
because I know he had the shit like Parts Unknown or something like that.
I know he's a traveling renowned chef, but I don't even fuck with that stuff.
And I still knew who Anthony Bourdain was.
And I knew I was like, he seems like a cool motherfucker.
That was what was dope about his career.
He started off doing like food shows and he just turned into whatever the fuck I want this show to be.
Better question.
Who went in the fight?
Guy Fieri or Anthony Bourdain?
You got to ask Shane Torres.
Bourdain.
Yeah, yeah. Bourdain over Guy Fieri? I don't think Guy's bringing to ask St. Taurus. Yeah, yeah.
I don't think Guy's bringing much heat.
I don't know.
Maybe, though.
Maybe.
I don't know.
NorCal Deuce, bro, though?
NorCal.
I mean, NorCal folks are grimy.
Don't fuck with him, dude.
He's from NorCal.
NorCal, bro.
He's from NorCal, bro.
Renown Norteño Guy Fieri.
NorCal, dude. I'm, bro. Renown Norteño Guy Fieri. NorCal, dude.
I'm from Redondo.
Redondo.
Rosanne Bernardino.
Welcome to Redondo.
Shane, have you ever spoken?
Oh, well, when Sean told me what the category was, my first thought was like, how do I keep this from being a bummer?
Right.
So I wanted to...
Bye.
Bye. Man, I got some ones on here that are being a bummer? Right. So I wanted to... Bye.
Man, I got some ones on here that are a real bummer to me because it makes me really sad.
But I got to start off with a brighter note.
A real star that burnt out too quickly.
Don't.
Are you going to take... And it's going to be Harambe, man.
Oh, okay.
Yo, the gorilla?
Crush me, bro.
Crush me.
Fuck that kid.
It wasn't his fault.
See, it's tricky. It's tricky. It wasn't his fault. See, it's tricky.
It's tricky.
It's tricky.
Because that was such a good pick.
And I want to praise you, but it's still a death.
But that was, you did the David thing.
I'm like, damn.
That was a really good pick.
For those of you who don't, it was at the Cincinnati Zoo in no less than Cincinnati, Ohio.
And a child crawled into a gorilla
enclave, right? At the zoo?
At the zoological garden? Some bad stuff happened.
Yeah. So they had to kill Harambe.
Was he holding the kid, or was he just
sort of like... He wasn't even messing with the kid.
He was next to him, though. He saw the kid.
Could have went real bad.
Harambe pulled a gun. He pulled out a gun.
The gorilla pulled a gun. He was reaching for his
wallet. That's what it was.
Get her down here now.
Get her down here.
They just killed that gorilla.
It made me sad.
It really did.
It got me a little harder than expected, too, because I found out about it.
I was like, why'd they do that to him, man?
Finn was double sad because he loves when children get mauled by animals.
It's what most of my material is about, baby.
He's like an unmalled child and a dead gorilla?
Why?
How do you think the cop who killed Harambe or whatever,
that would be so...
That?
Dog, yes.
I mean...
You know you get made fun of back at the station.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got fucking a gunman over here taking us.
He didn't seem that strong.
Krip walked after he shot the gorilla.
It was...
Earl's got a body on him.
Oh, kind of, yeah.
Me and Noriko out. Shout out to Noriko. Shout out to Noriko. We were got a body on him. Me and
Noriko out. Shout out to Noriko.
We were doing
Tree Fort
in Boise last year.
We don't talk about that.
We talk about that city, that state.
We were...
It doesn't...
Alright.
There must be a different Boise.
No, no, no, no, no.
Like the Boise back in town?
That song by Finn Lizzy?
No, no, no.
You talking about Finn Lizzy?
I was with my boys, you see.
That's right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hanging out in some forts.
Anyway, there was a...
No, shout out to the Boise back in town.
My former girlfriend and dear, dear friend Emma Arnold,
who helps run that festival.
Runs a great festival.
Yeah, Emma's dope.
Emma's the best. Up in the artist green room area or whatever green room area or whatever you snuck up all the food and all that
yeah i got up there baby i got out there there was a video game up there called harambe where
you played harambe and uh kids would jump down into your enclave whoa and you had to avoid
touching them or else these snipers would try to take you out. What in the world?
And me and Enrico spent like an hour just playing that game
and we couldn't believe that this was a real game.
Reverse Donkey Kong.
It was great.
Harami really did take the internet by storm.
Yeah, man.
I mean, yeah, it's a fucking tragic thing.
Yeah.
Not too soon, man.
Not too soon.
RIP to Harami.
Sean Jordan, not too soon for your pick.
Segway.
All right.
Sean Jordan, not too soon for your pick.
Segway.
All right.
I'm going to pick one that I think she just had so much more to give.
She was so talented, taken so early.
I'm going to pick Aaliyah.
Aaliyah. I'm going to pick Aaliyah.
I'm going to pick Aaliyah.
Because Aaliyah had a few songs that I absolutely just loved.
Ah.
And yeah, I just I thought I thought she was taken way too soon.
Way too soon.
Bahamas, man.
It was an extremely unfortunate situation.
Yeah.
Plane crash in the Bahamas.
In the Bahamas.
Nick Harris just walked in and terrified me, son.
I felt the wind of sexiness just go.
I had to see what was going on.
It got hotter in here.
What's going on?
Hottest comedy club ever in the game.
It got hotter and colder
here at the same time.
Thank you for letting us
do this, Nick.
Yeah, thank you, Nick.
Shout out to Nick Harris.
Are you general manager?
What are we?
The general manager.
The general more of
Helium Comedy Club Portland.
A.K.A.
DJ Dick Thigh's
Tope Lightning Two Steps.
Wow.
I heard two of those words.
You know,
Nick makes playlists for every show, and they always have themes.
Yeah.
And I think I've heard Aaliyah on there before.
But yeah, like, she just had some, there was Back and Forth, which I remember was one of
the first songs where I'm like, ooh, I kind of like R&B, maybe.
I think I was like fourth, fifth grade.
Yeah.
And then you get into the other stuff.
Like, there was a song that was on Romeo Must Die.
The Timberland.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, that one too.
Oh, yeah, both of those were.
Back in One Piece.
Because she was up in there like with Missy and Timberland.
Like she was in that, of that.
She was in the band.
Yeah, man.
And then gone, man.
Just rad in those music videos with like the weird like the,
what do we even call those?
Not pigtails or something,
right?
I don't know.
Just crazy hair
with like a falcon on her arm
dancing in like cargo pants.
I remember her look
back in the day.
It was like she'd have
Joe boxers on,
huge Levi's silver tabs
that were sagging
like down to her knees.
A vest,
like a leather vest.
Uh-huh,
like a sports bra,
a bandana with some locs on.
I'm like,
that girl could kill me.
The Ian Carmel.
What Ian is wearing right now is what you're saying. I also have the falcon on my arm. I'm like, that girl could kill me. The Ian Carmel. What Ian is wearing right now
is what you're saying.
I also have the Falcon on my arm.
I remember girls back,
yeah,
she was popping right
when I was like around
in junior high
and most of the girls
I went to school with
would start trying to
dress like her.
Man.
Just seeing a lot of girls
in big baggy cross colors.
That was happening less
in Beaverton.
I thought it would be
a lot in Sioux Falls.
A lot in Sioux Falls, I'll tell you that. More of a tiger move. I thought it would be a whole thing. Not at all, but less. A lot in Sioux Falls,
I'll tell you that.
More of a tiger move.
I think she was going
to be a good actress, too.
Oh, that vampire movie.
She had some stuff.
Queen of the Damned.
Queen of the Damned.
She had some stuff
to throw out.
Queen of the Damned.
Queen of the Damned?
Darned.
Queen of the Darned, sorry.
Queen of the Damned.
That's the next Fast and the Furious.
So yeah, Aaliyah.
So, that one hit you in the stomach when it happened.
She's bad, dude.
I mean, I hope this doesn't come up.
They all, everyone hits you in the stomach.
Of course.
But some of them just hit you a little differently because for whatever reason, you have invested in that person.
And for me, Aaliyah, I was just like, man.
Speaking of which. Yeah. Yeah. My first pick. Yeah, what do, I was just like, man. Speaking of which.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My first pick.
Yeah, what do we got?
Mac Miller, dude.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I thought I would be able to get that.
And I know we'll talk about it more, but the closer people get to your age,
it really gets scary because it's like, and I've said this before,
like with drugs and things, it scares me.
Because I could have seen myself going down a road like that.
Sure. And so, yeah. He was significantly younger than us and like knew people we knew. with drugs and things, it scares me because I could have seen myself going down a road like that.
He was significantly younger than us and knew people we knew. He was like buddies
with people we knew and stuff.
He used to talk about how much of a nerdy, he kind of was like a little nerdy
kid. I still love all those old songs.
Kool-Aid and Frozen Pizza.
I love Knock Knock.
All those old ones, they're real good.
It's like they opened the door to the
party and they were like get in here
I don't know why
we waited
so good yeah
that Red Dot music song
he does with Action Bronson
is like amazing
oh shit
it just slaps
what do they call it
Easy Mac with the cheesy wraps
Easy Mac with the cheesy wraps
baby
went to the same high school
as Wiz Khalifa man
they popped out some
legends out there
Hitsburg
Hitsburg baby
Jew as well
so
oh yeah there's you're Jewish aren't you 100% bar mitzvah and everything 100% Hitsburg. That's a Berg baby. Jew as well. Is he now?
Oh, yeah.
You're Jewish, aren't you?
100%. Bar Mitzvah and everything.
100%.
Bar Mitzvah and everything.
100%.
Skip the Bar Mitzvah, but still very accomplished.
Ivan just gave me a little like, shut up, God.
He's thinking about pock pock right now and how angry he is that we're not there yet.
All right.
He gave me the smallest nod.
He gave a moment.
So, Matt Miller.
How angry?
He's dead as hell and I'm sad about it.
It hurt.
You got my eyebrow raised out of that one.
He's getting a doctorate though, which in many ways is more
Jewish than a bar mitzvah.
Old Mac, man.
But it really was sad. It really was like
oh shit, he's younger than me.
Oh shit, it was like drugs
like out of nowhere. He knew people we knew
and then also had so much left to do. So much left. That's the thing where you're like... He seemed to really love what he don't know where he knew people we knew and then also like had so
much left to do so much but that's the thing where you like seemed to really love what he was doing
and like where he was at creatively have you listened to the the latest album the one that
just dropped i haven't listened to it yet man now listening to it after listen to it today after
knowing that uh that was his last thing he was making like a lot of the lyrics that shit hits
differently now because you know he you know he went out of a
it was like bad bad drugs right somebody had gave him some yeah something like that it was like uh
so with the was it fentanyl is that what got him or it was like something like that but yeah they
dude listen to it it'll it'll it'll tug on you a little bit man he goes deep
yeah when he died ari Ariana Grande shared that video of him
back when they were dating.
Oh, yeah.
It's him trying to tell a story
and he catches her taping him
and it's just cute as shit.
He's just,
babe.
Oh, it's brutal.
Oh, man.
Just rips it right out of you.
Oof.
And Pete Davidson.
And Pete Davidson.
That's my next picture.
Shut the fuck up.
All right, Pete.
He's still alive, guys.
Somebody yesterday said
they were in our group in South Dakota.
Could not tell you how it came up, but they said something about like, yeah, it was crazy.
Michael Douglas died.
And I'm like, no, he didn't.
I don't fucking say any pics, dude.
Oh, sorry.
God.
But I was like, yeah, no, he's alive.
I'll throw a harpoon right through you, bro.
You've seen me do it.
My second pic.
Taking Robin Williams, man.
God damn it.
Fucking.
Because that's another scary one, too.
Like, he made it.
He did what we are all trying to do.
Yeah.
And then you notice, you're like, damn, it must not.
It's not everything's what you think it is.
You know, grass is always greener type thing.
I'll just throw a bunch of cliches at you.
Tell me when to stop.
Gotta hit the ground running.
There it is. Keep your head on a swivel. There it is. Low center of cliches at you. Tell me when to stop. Gotta hit the ground running. There it is.
Keep your head on a swivel.
There it is.
Low center of gravity.
You gotta dig.
Keep those feet moving.
Run through the finish line.
Bake it till you make it.
Pad level.
Low man wins.
Pad level.
Dig Torres.
Pad dig Torres.
Robin Williams, man.
I remember where I was at.
I was working at Chelsea lately.
It was my first job.
And like, it was one of those things where like, somebody's like,
oh my God,
Robin Williams died.
And you're like,
no.
And then you start looking around and everything and like,
oh shit,
he died.
No shit.
And then like,
all these people
who had like worked in comedy,
you'd start talking to people
and they'd all have like
stories about it.
I went and did Todd Glass's
like podcast
like a couple days later
and he had these stories
about him and everything.
Shout out to Ivan Carmel's
friend,
Todd Glass.
Oh yeah?
Good friends?
I'm scared to look.
They become buds.
I can see those energies mixing very well.
Oh, yeah.
Hell, yeah.
But, man, Robin Williams really took the wind out of my sails.
That shit sucked, man.
Crazy.
Hell, yeah.
You see the meme of Aladdin hugging the genie,
and it says, you're free now, genie.
That sucks.
Oh, my God.
So manipulative emotionally.
Yeah.
Totally worked.
I was,
yeah,
I was,
I was probably like a year or two
into standup
and I was still
in the military at the time
and one of my superior officers,
he knew,
he knew I was doing standup
and all that stuff.
This person in my office,
he's like,
hey man,
Robin Williams just passed away.
I was like,
what? And he was like, do you want to williams just passed away i was like what and he's like
do you want to talk about it and i was just like and it took me by surprise i was like i have
i have work i need to be doing and he's just like you know what let's just go take an extended lunch
yeah and um this is down in san diego and they i used to work at the club the la jolla comedy
store down there yeah and i went down there that, and it's just like blocks and blocks of people,
candles and all that stuff.
Oh, yeah.
And inside, they canceled all the shows,
and they were just showing Robin Williams movies
just like all night.
Man, that's awesome.
Just let it go.
Just let it hang.
Some of his specials.
It was crazy, man.
Ugh.
He used to drop in on little shows.
That guy loved stand-up.
He would do Meltdown.
He would drop in on shows around San Francisco
all the time and stuff like that.
One of the biggest movie stars in the world.
It just sucks, man, because
he was battling with depression
and things like that, too.
He had some disease, too,
that would have killed him slowly
or something like that.
Sons of Alzheimer's, was it?
Something like that.
That's a bummer.
Sean, give us a happy person who died too soon with you next time. or something like that. Early Sons of Alzheimer's was it or something? Something like that. Yeah. That's a bummer. That's a bummer.
That is a bummer.
That is terrifying.
Sean, give us a happy person who died too soon
with your next question.
I was going to say,
is it weird that I've never
been in the military
but I also have
superior officers?
I just,
I coined a couple people
as my,
you're my superior officer.
No.
And you salute
who you salute, baby.
Always happy answers
to the superior.
And the admiral. Nick, the general. Yeah, Only Ace Happy Hams is the superior. And the admiral.
And Nick, the general.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He is the general.
Nick's a superior officer for sure.
He's a superior boy.
Feel that man walk in.
Sean Jordan, tell me your second pick.
Whitney Houston.
Ah.
Ooh, yeah.
Yeah, that was another one.
Again, just the music.
I just loved, loved everything she did musically.
And I just, I think there was more. I thought she was
going to age well. Again, good actress.
Just like an older Aaliyah.
That just was gone. And again, drugs, terrifying.
On a very short list of
voices like that.
There aren't any other. It was so funny.
Steve Winwood.
Have you heard about this?
Do you know who Steve Winwood is, Ivan?
Oh, I was going...
Where? Here? In Portland?
Get in Portland.
Steve Wynwood and Steve Wynwood are playing in Portland.
What you meant to say is we are going to his concert.
Sean and Ivan are going to that concert.
I'm coming with.
Sean says he's a top five male vocalist.
I think Steve Wynwood is a better singer than Frank Sinatra.
And I don't give a...
He's 77 years old.
Sounds good.
Isn't it the list?
It's a top five white male artist?
That's what it's been turned into now.
Yeah.
Because, I mean, if you're not, then you've got to throw Stevie Wonder and Otis Redding
who blow Steve Winwood out of the way.
Neither of them are white.
Just reliable.
I like it.
Yeah.
So, you know, top five white male vocalists.
That's such a harsh I like it. Yeah. So if you, you know, top five white male vocalist, God, that's such a harsh,
rough thing to say.
There's no way you could say that where someone wouldn't like,
what the fuck did you say?
See one more song again that you really like.
What's the higher love?
That's right.
Yeah.
There's Mr.
Fan.
Dear Mr.
Fantasy.
Oh yeah.
Play us a tune.
That was a jam.
Something to make us all happy.
What was that?
Who's furious with the Whitney Houston?
Ivan on the bass.
Slap of the bass.
You guys are going together.
We are.
Do you think I won't go see Steely Dan?
Have a couple tall, cold beers?
I sure will.
Ivan, Sean, and Todd Glass. Yeah, they're going to see Steely Dan? Have a couple tall, cold beers? I sure will. Ivan, Sean, and Todd Glass.
Yeah, they're in the big three.
Steely Dan together.
Todd, this is your big thing.
Come to Steve Wynwood.
Somewhere David Boyd's so angry that you took Whitney Houston
and now we're talking about Steve Wynwood.
What the fuck?
He is.
The world where that...
How'd you get from Whitney to Steve Wynwood so quick?
I don't even want to talk to you right now.
He's just mad, dude.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, that was just, I mean, I think there was a lot more gas in the tank.
It was right before the Grammys, too.
It was wild, man.
Yeah, man.
Like, right before.
Ugh, yeah.
Yeah.
Whitney, man.
There's this one national anthem that's like the...
The one at the Super Bowl she did?
The one she did like years and years ago.
Yeah.
I haven't seen anyone
Do that
Like belt out that tune
Better than her
That's the one everyone's
Trying to touch since it
Right
Yeah
Yeah
Also it's Bobby Brown's fault
I think
He really just brought her down
I hate that guy
I don't know
I think they're both
It was the 80s
When they both blew up
I don't think anyone
Was not getting fucked up
Back then
I just don't like Bobby Brown
Anyway good pick.
Solid pick.
Solid pick.
Shane, tell me your second pick.
You guys just ravished
my list already,
so let's see.
I'm going to go with
I'm going to go with
Bernie Mac.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Goddamn Bernie Mac.
Bernie Mac was a huge fan.
I'm like,
that show gets overlooked
all the time. It's so, so good. Great stand-up comedian. Such a huge fan. That show gets overlooked all the time.
It's so, so good.
Great stand-up comedian.
Such a great comic.
I mean, one of probably the best set of anyone ever, right?
Like, it's up there anyways.
Oh, yeah.
That Def Comedy Jam set.
Are you scared of you motherfuckers?
Where he has his own picture airbrushed on his jeans?
Yeah, dude.
Oh, God.
His own face.
I got to remember to do that, man.
Mr. 3000 is also not a bad baseball movie.
He is great.
I loved it.
I loved it.
I loved it. I loved it.
You know how fun that would be to have a Bernie Mac tribute night where we all airbrush our
own face on some jeans?
That'd be a good time.
That'd be a good time.
Dude, his role.
We don't even have any stand-up.
I'm just going to go out back to the steakhouse with it on pictures.
I didn't even mention stand-up.
I'm just saying.
Wait, yeah.
Now, wait.
Are we wearing the jeans with our faces on it or wearing other people's?
We'll go one to the left.
Yeah.
You have to wear a friend's face. I'll wear jeans with your face on them. Ian will wear jeans with our faces on it or wearing other people's? We'll go one to the left. Yeah. So, yeah.
You have to wear a friend's face.
I'll wear jeans with your face on them.
Ian will wear jeans with my joggers.
I want joggers.
I want my face with joggers.
Yoggers.
Yoggers.
Yeah.
You have to wear mesh shorts with Ian's face airbrushed on them.
I'm about it.
There you go.
You have to wear Dickies with Posse's face on them.
Can I?
I'm going to sew the front of your face with a crotch and then the back of your head on
my ass.
I like that.
Yeah. I like that a lot. It's your head on my ass. I like that. Yeah, it's legit.
It's legit.
I like that.
His role in the Ocean's movies, he's always like, it's just the funniest shit.
Frank Catton.
Just always getting his toes done, his nails done, always eating something, always talking about some wild slick shit.
I love that stuff, dude.
We need to get into more manicure, pedicure situations.
I almost got one at the Lloyd the other day.
I was walking. I was like one at the Lloyd the other day.
I was walking.
I was like, what's stopping me from going into that place that has zero customers?
Yeah.
Just being like, can I please have a manicure?
How are you with people touching your feet, though?
That's the only thing keeping me from doing it.
Love it.
I'm here for it. I can't have someone touch my feet.
You're into it?
I haven't come out into it?
Yeah, I haven't come out into it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I got wisdom.
If I can get past it.
We're going to have to go to Steve Wynwood a little sooner so we can get
Manny Pettis on the way.
I hope you know how serious I am.
If this works into my schedule,
we are going to Steve Wynwood.
Yeah.
Well,
you're not necessarily invited,
though.
I mean,
I haven't had some like,
I'll go to Steve Wynwood.
Maybe I'll bump into you.
He's over like,
fuck,
Sean's going to make me look like a dork at the Steve Winwood time.
I would, too.
Ivan, that's him.
He's right.
That's Steve Winwood.
That's Steve fucking Winwood right there.
Ivan.
Ivan, get over here.
All right, grab me one, too, then.
Me, Big Karmaceutical, and the Karm Forces are going to the innings festival or something in Phoenix in like two weeks,
man, or a week from when this drops.
Sick.
Dave Matthews Band.
Ooh.
Portugal the Man.
Ooh.
Dr. Dog.
Wheezer.
Wheezer.
Oh, shit.
Wheezer.
Yo.
Some other bands.
That sounds sick.
Wheezer Gang.
I imagine someone like, maybe like Joey Cora might be there.
Yeah.
Like Jason Mraz.
Jason Mraz.
So like the other four of the top five white male vocalists.
Yeah, the other four.
Yeah, the other four top five male vocalists.
Top five.
What were you saying?
Top five white male Protestant.
Taxpayer.
He's getting smaller.
Soulman, his last movie.
Soulman's a...
I love that movie.
I don't know if I've seen that one.
I gotta see that.
I love the music in it. It's dope.
Sam Jackson? Yeah, there you go.
Call him Sam. I just assume people are gonna know.
Yeah, there's a song like, I got a boogie for you.
The music in that shit's dope.
It's a good movie. Him and Samuel L. Jackson. Funny as hell.
Bring it back. Top five white male vocalists of all time.
Yeah. In my opinion.
Faithful. Faithful. Top five
white male Protestant giving, taxpaying
faithful.
Bucolic Adam
Ooh
Adam
It's time for your
Second and third picks
Oh
Another recent one
Another one that
Messed me up
Surprisingly
Nipsey Hussle
Oh yeah
Fuck me up
You know I never
Listened to
Before that
I never listened to him once
He was about to blow up Yeah Maybe by I might have heard him Like by accident But I never Until to it before that. I never listened to him once. He was about to blow up.
Yeah.
I might have heard him like by accident, but I never until he until he passed.
It's crazy that his activism overshadowed his music so much because he did so much for his community.
He built a center that teaches kids stuff like how to like technology and how to do business and teach them real life skills.
Open a business in his neighborhood.
His store was good for his community.
That's how how much it overshadowed because also his music was fucking
dope yeah and it's the third thing people bring up right up after he died god what a you want to
talk about a slick willie that boy when you're dope when you're that dope at music and it's not
even the first thing that people mention a slick willie all right i was hoping we made it through that
Without going back to Slick Willie
That was a real Slick Willie
I got to cheer your gum for you
And give it right back
He filled out a bowler hat he did
The only one in a good mood
During the Great Depression that guy
Nipsey Hussle man
He still has that store,
but like very about his community.
Kind of the Ian Carmel
of Los Angeles.
A lot of people say that.
A lot of people say that.
People are saying that.
Yeah, similarly good looking dudes.
That's it.
Yeah, the music's the third thing.
The activism's the first thing.
And you are the second thing
people say
when they bring up Nipsey Hussle.
God, the Ian Carmel
of Los Angeles died
and really fucked people up.
Yeah, man.
He was awesome.
And it really did feel like he was poised to...
He was kind of in that
your favorite rapper's favorite rapper.
He was about to do that mainstream break.
All them other players,
that's what got him hyped.
For sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know the thing he did with the mixtapes too, right?
Yeah.
It's insane.
He charged a couple hundred for his first mixtape
and then he charged $1,000 for his second mixtape and then he charged a thousand dollars
for his second mixtape.
He made like a hundred or something.
Jay-Z bought ten of them because he was like, that's dope.
Really? Oh man, that is dope.
It's the move, dude. Because think about it.
If you know that you can do it, that's pretty sick.
You should do that with your next album.
The buck stops here.
It's going to be called Feelings, by the way.
You should call it the 10,000 Buck Starts Here.
Feelings.
Are you on the cover of a turtleneck? Yeah, maybe. It's going to be called feelings, by the way. You should call it the 10,000 bucks starts here. Feelings. Feelings. Figured it out.
Are you on the cover in a turtleneck?
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, maybe you are.
Two, three, change.
Maybe it's a mock turtleneck.
The first sentence in a book that I'm about to write.
Feelings.
Feelings.
Yeah.
I like that.
That was shocking, dude.
Mipsy Hustle.
Good pick, man.
Your third pick?
My third pick?
It's a Serpentine Draft.
Yeah, were you not paying attention?
I'm sorry.
I got lost in Sean's body movement.
I'm going to come up in here and start making ruckus to yourself.
Yeah, you got to sting.
Bradley Noel of Sublime.
Yeah!
Wow.
Man!
Hell yeah.
I wasn't, so that affected me long after it happened.
Because when it happened, I didn't listen to Sublime at all yet.
Same for me.
I didn't know it happened until Sanaria came out.
I was like, why isn't he, why is like,
the religion in the video. It is a cool cool video but why are you doing that why isn't
and then i listened to because that was the first sublime song i ever heard was sanaria yeah then
i dove all the way in to the catalog i love every i've watched their live house of blues performance
i bet 20 times in its entirety no sublime is what transitioned me from being a strictly rap music listener
into other forms of music.
Me too.
Yeah.
A hundred percent.
Sublime and Weezer,
if I have to give credit to someone.
I got into Sublime
because this man right here,
my father in the room,
got me, like,
it was for one of my birthdays.
I was maybe 12.
This was like early,
and he got me Sublime,
and I forget,
the other one I think was Usher,
and I didn't get as into Usher.
Man. But that would have been a different thing and I didn't get as into Usher.
Man.
That would have been a different thing.
What a weird fork in the road there.
Wow.
We got sublime over here and Usher over here.
What kind of football player do you want to be?
Man, I'd have been a white DB if I got into Usher.
Wow.
Just telling every girl like, hey, baby, I think I got a bed.
This podcast would just be called fantasy.
Fantasy.
Yeah, man.
Sublime did become one of those like people who thought they were cool, would make fun of other people.
A buddy of mine is a comic, great comic and a radio DJ down in San Diego. When he got word that it was going to be his last day, like they were going to fire him, he locked himself in the radio room and just played Sublime for like four hours.
Beautiful music.
That is a beautiful music.
Every now and then he'd check in and he's like, this is what you get.
You're losing me.
You're going to hear this.
You're going to hear this.
You're going to hear this.
I'm trying to play real music.
Fine.
None of my siblings will listen to it at all because for two or maybe even three years,
nothing but all the Sublime albums on constant rotation.
Yes, totally.
Shane, tell me your third pick.
I'm going to go with a man that really just touched me
in all the right ways.
I'm not dead.
I'm still here.
Steve Winwood's all your life.
You know him from Love Actually.
You know him as Professor Snape. Oh, damn. You know him from Love Actually? You know him from...
You know him as Professor Snape?
Oh, damn.
You know him, you love him.
Yeah, yeah.
Alan Rickman, baby.
Man.
Alan Rickman.
Mr.
Ho, ho, ho.
Mr.
Spocktown.
Now I have a machine gun, too.
We're running.
Just the tightness of your lips
When you do that is
You kind of have an Alan Rickman and Die Hard beard right now
And just the way you're sitting
You're putting out an Alan Rickman and Die Hard vibe
Or Robin Hood
Or Robin Hood
Mr. Tukagi
That's my favorite one
Good dude
He was so sick, man.
I mean, that was another shocking one where it was like Alan Rickman.
Yeah.
It kept it close.
Didn't really tell a lot of people.
The press that he had, like, it was some sort of health issues or whatever.
The Harry Potters were just sick.
But yeah, the first time I saw him was in Love, Actually.
Shout out.
Love that movie.
Yeah.
So do I. Just a couple. Love that movie. Yeah. So do I.
Just a couple problematic storylines that could be used some updating, but neither here
nor there.
That's going to be in the reboot.
You guys are going to do the Love, Actually reboot, right?
That's right.
While I'm attached, Sean is still in talks.
You got to get paid.
If you don't stand for something, you're going to fall for everything.
That's right.
I like that.
That's an Alan Reitman quote, right?
That was him, yeah.
I'm sure that was a quote from somebody who was actually
about to lose some serious shit.
I know why the caged bird sings,
Mr. Potter.
Yeah, man. First name, first name, and then
man at the end of it, too. Pretty interesting name structure.
Sian,
time for your third pick.
Third pick, I am going to go with...
I'm going to...
Yeah.
I'm going to say Paul Walker.
Oh!
That was a bad one.
And it was another...
Because he...
I just seem like a good dude.
And again, I hope this doesn't come across... Everybody seems fantastic, but if we're drafting this, I'm saying he seem like a good dude. And again, I hope this doesn't come across, everybody seems fantastic.
But if we're drafting this, I'm saying he seemed like a good person.
Even Hitler.
Interesting.
Let's go.
Let's get out of here, Dad.
Dad, let's go.
Sean sucks.
No Wynwood for you, sir.
Sean said he misses Hitler.
I did just kind of.
Paul Walker, dude.
I was thinking about that, man.
It was a bummer.
You know what was that good non-Fast and Furious Paul Walker movie?
What was that one that he was in?
Running Scared.
Running Scared.
That was dope.
That was a good movie.
I didn't know he made other movies.
Yeah.
Running Scared was like, had a little bit of the town in it.
A little bit.
Yeah. It was like, you don't remember the scene in Running Scared where they put someone's face down by a goal, a hockey goal, and then they just slap shot at the puck and they stop the shot right before it hits his tooth, but you're like, wow, that was Steve.
Shit.
Yeah, man.
That sounds dope.
He was in Varsity Blues.
Yes, he was.
He was in Varsity Blues.
Yes, he was.
That guy in She's All That.
Hell of a villain in that movie.
He was. Yeah. Man, guy in She's All That. Hell of a villain in that movie. He was.
Yeah.
Man, does that ever happen in real life?
Have you ever known any situation where that has happened,
where someone made a foolish bet in high school,
and then the girl found out about it, or the guy found out about it?
Oh.
You know what I mean?
No.
No, it doesn't happen.
No, that's why I left the show I used to do with Shane.
I found out that I was the bet comic on that show. bet we can make a lot of hair down yeah i saw something i was like hey man take
the bun down man let the hair out you you used to come to the show we why do you think we took the
stage to kiss me every single time that's what it was that was what we did it was under the milky
twilight i almost put that on my on my list and yeah, that's the tricky thing about this draft too, because I was thinking about it.
Like now in the age when people pass, they'll go and look at whatever bad shit that they did back in their life.
So it's like, I was like looking at my list.
I'm like, how do I, how do I dance around some of this?
I know.
You don't have to.
We're going to have a conversation in a bit.
He was dating an 18-year-old or younger maybe.
Yeah, it was like underage girls type stuff.
And I was just like, okay.
But still, that doesn't stop it from when it happens.
Because I didn't know that was the case when he died.
Yeah.
I was still like, oh, shit.
Yeah, well, I'm sure.
We'll definitely talk about another one.
Yeah.
He died crashing a Porsche, too.
I think it was a charity event or something.
His homie was speeding down the road,
then boom, pole.
Yeah, man, sucked.
Again, I think he had a lot more to give.
Didn't they put his brother,
they used his brother in some scenes for...
In the last one, yeah.
And did that weird CGI thing.
Drive two different ways.
It was weird to get emotional during a Fast and the Furious movie.
They got you there, though,
because you're like, damn.
I don't know.
That hit me a little bit.
I love those movies. I've loved them since day one.
They're so good.
I love that first Fast and the Furious movie.
I love it.
Except Tokyo Drift. I'm not thrilled about Tokyo Drift.
I like to think of you and David
as the Tyrese and
Paul Walker of
the modern day.
You being Tyrese for the way that you lose it
on social media.
Everybody was...
I consider myself the Michelle Rodriguez.
Oh, of course.
We're glad you're back.
Thank you very much.
They're bringing Han back from the dead.
I love that act. John Cena much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Took some time away. They're bringing Han back from the dead for this one. I love that actor.
John Cena's in it and stuff, too.
Yeah, John Cena's for sure.
John Cena, that movie.
It's called The Fast Saga.
That's fucked up.
Wow.
Yeah.
Expanding.
Time for my third and fourth picks.
My third pick, I'm going to take Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Yeah, that was one.
Again, I think what's hitting me is i feel like they all had so much more to
give yeah and he was another one where it's like god it was drugs for him right heroin yeah was it
known that he had an issue with that because it it completely blindsided me you too i think maybe
like if you knew him you knew kind of thing but like it wasn't like a public thing.
Or is that why he talks so slow?
It might be. He might have been like
kind of like nodding off a little bit like in the middle of
conversations. Yeah, Philip Seymour Hoffman
and I just fucked me up, man.
And again, it was like one of those out of nowhere ones.
With my
fourth pick, I'm going to
take a more personal one.
When, not everybody knows this guy, but when former Portland Trailblazer Jerome Kersey
passed away.
Oh, shit, yeah.
That was a fucking, that was like a big shock.
Because he was like in his 50s and went in for like a knee surgery.
So, it was some like blood clot thing.
And like, I, it was kind of a cheat or whatever, but like I had worked with him like on.
I got to meet him because of you on Talk of Ball every now and then.
You got to meet him.
Was that an event we did at Portland State?
He had been a member of my favorite basketball teams.
When the Blazers would practice at the Middleman Jewish Community Center,
Jerome Kersey would be there.
You'd see these guys.
And just one of the sweet...
He had become an ambassador for the team.
So if you went to a Blazer game,
you'd see Jerome Kersey walking around every now
and then. Just looking awesome.
Having the softest hands you've ever seen.
I heard that. I heard about it.
And it was one of those moments where it was like, when you heard about it,
you were like, no, what the fuck?
My dad took that one hard too.
He's like, oh man, Jerome passed, blah, blah, blah.
They're roughly the same age.
That's his favorite, one of his favorite Blazers.
Yeah. That sucks. The city wept god the city did wait man it kind of fucking that was a punch in the stomach uh
sean tough your fourth pick tupac oh yeah for sure at the time yeah i mean that was like
he was have easily my like by far my favorite any sort of music at that time.
And I remember too because I remember it so well because my dad
we saw it on MTV and my dad said good.
So I remember when it came out
they were like, you know, Tupac passed away
and my dad was sitting on the couch and he was just like good.
And I was just like, dude.
That explains why Fanny Shakur said it was good
when your dad died.
I've been wondering about that for years.
I wasn't actually commenting on it at all.
I remember that was,
I just remember it because I was like,
I was super bummed. I was young. I was probably
13 or something.
And then when you said that, I was like,
you monster.
You can't just do that.
It happened in high school.
Again, like, he was
not an amazing guy.
Tupac, no.
He was not.
But at the time, if we're just like, what hit you?
It did hit me because I was like, oh, my God.
That was one of the first someone I was into.
I was like, they're gone.
They're not going to be here anymore.
No more music.
No more none of that because they died.
That happens.
I was never into Tupac when he was alive still.
You know what I mean?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was the first CD I ever have been an interesting, like...
The first CD I ever had
was Yo! MTV Raps Volume 4.
And it had a get-around on there.
It was a CD.
And it had a get-around
and the second I heard it,
I was like,
Yo! MTV.
God.
Yo! MTV Raps Volume 4.
That was the first rap CD you had?
First CD ever that I had
was Yo! MTV raps volume four
i had a cool in the gang and a weird out bad hair day tape and my first birthday
and jock jams yeah yeah those those go together uh shane time for your fourth pick it's possible
the last round may be a lightning round it's for sure gonna be a lightning round yeah absolutely
okay 44 shot of jay-z glad you glad you're growing as a guy all right okay oh shit here we go i'm just kobe bryant man
yeah kobe hit me unexpectedly and i mean that's pretty much what brought what spawned this idea
i think yeah like that and that hit everybody i was just listening to a skateboard podcast and
that they're talking about them there because they're like la kids but yeah i mean i've been you know blazers all day yeah of course my team but every when i was in
high school it's like kobe this kid 17 year old gets 18 gets drafted it's just like that was i'm
like oh shit this guy's just a couple years older than me now he's in the league i had like several
kobe bryant trapper keepers yeah all that stuff like posters on the wall i was a basketball fan
and like that's he was just the guy i was a basketball fan and like that's
he was just the guy i looked at like it was inspiring as shit even though i didn't play
ball i was a baseball player it was just like still fucking kobe dude man it was so shocking
like dude you know and i i see twitter i see i'm i'm staying out of all that shit i see
but the thing is like i woke up in a group chat.
One of my buddies, shout out to Seth Johnson.
What's up, Seth?
What's up, Seth?
Oh, yeah.
Shout out to Seth.
All the Seth heads out there.
Shout out to St. John's.
We're St. John's boys.
Seth Amphetamines.
Seth Amphetamines.
That's a good one.
But Seth texted me.
It was just like, Kobe died.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
And then I immediately go on Twitter.
I go on Instagram.
I'm looking at all this stuff.
My wife's, I'm in the living room just sitting on the couch.
My wife is in the office just working on stuff.
And she looked over and just saw, I'm just staring at a TV that wasn't on.
Yeah.
And she's like, what, are you okay?
What's going on?
And I was like, Kobe Bryant and his daughter and some other kids
and the people just died
in a helicopter crash.
Yeah.
And she,
not a fan of basketball,
she knows of Kobe
and all that.
She was like,
oh my God.
And then I sat there
and this is the part
that fucking scared me
a little bit
is how it hit me.
I fucking shed some tears, man.
Me too.
Once I found out
that it was also him
and his daughter, Gigi. Oh out It was also him And his daughter
Gigi
And a whole other family
I mean
Family and all that stuff
It's just a horrible thing
As you know
I'm a dad
I got a little girl
And it's just like
I started just connecting shit
And then like this childhood
Person I looked up to
And then just the way it happened
Yeah dude
I shed some tears over it man
And then I got shit
From my buddies
Later on that night
When we went to a bar
Cause comics don't know How to be nice to each other.
Right, right, right.
You were sitting with some crybabies.
Oh, yeah.
I cried when Kobe died, too.
I was very surprised by it.
Like, how much it affected me.
Yeah.
It was...
I was calling the shot.
He's pointing to the rafters, baby. He's like, that's a perfect face. i mean if i were if i were a lesser person i would just make that pick then because i'm not gonna i'm
not gonna yeah but um it was fucking it was yeah it was just shocking and like that there are the
you know like the sexual assault thing is a, an extremely part of his legacy.
The way many of the people who have been picked have had like problematic
backgrounds and everything.
Except for Harambe.
Clean,
clean sheets.
Uh,
posse time for your,
uh,
fourth and then final picks.
And the final pick,
we're gonna do a little lightning round.
Boom,
bang.
On account of this is an active comedy club.
I'm changing my original pick
because this is getting bleak and I'm changing
one to one that didn't make me sad.
It made me say like, hell yeah, you did it.
Stanley.
Oh, yes.
It did affect you.
It affected you first, but in a good way.
It's a bummer that he's gone, but when you look at, like, who Crest Harder, in his 90s.
He smoked it to the filter for sure.
Created things that will live on pretty much for as long as there's media.
Yeah.
Sure.
Stan fucking Lee.
Stan Lee, that's a great pick, man.
Yeah.
When he went out, it was like, what do you think?
Like Sean says, smoked it to the filter.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And he got it all done.
I mean, I'm sure there was more he wanted to do, but he did a lot.
Yeah.
And that's really sad.
That's a good call.
Also, pretty dope move to make sure that
you have a small little part
in each one of your movies.
What a nice, fun thing to do for yourself.
Just pop in.
You guys keep the check. I'm just here to hang out.
And your final pick?
Final pick.
Lil Neesh, but
I'm a big fan of battle rap.
Yeah.
That's the rapper's name?
Little Niche?
Little Niche.
Little Niche.
Damn it.
I regret the Stanley pick.
I wish I would have kept us all depressed and vulnerable.
A rapper named Bender.
A Canadian dude who I enjoyed thoroughly as a battle rapper,
but also made dope music as a part of Flight Distance.
I'm not familiar with either of those
but it sounds awesome.
He was dope.
Bender sounds cool in that groove.
Backpack hip hopper head.
You're like an old...
I have no words anymore.
You sound like you're really mad at him.
You're like old.
Fuck back. I like you. You sound like you're really mad at him. You're like, oh, fuck.
What are a couple things people should check out?
Oh, he has his two best battles.
One where he was on the losing end of a battle against Portland's own Illmaculate.
Oh, yeah.
And that's a phenomenal battle.
Another one where he just absolutely destroys a guy who actually chokes his rounds. named sid vicious spelled syd syd vicious and then flight distances first album bad
information all killer things you can find with bender uh shane your final pick my final pick this
uh this one this one this is a deep cut but i think it affected everyone in this room when you
saw it she had a small small role in a very big
movie and that movie was called up and her name is l and she is the wife of the old man that dies
right in the beginning it makes you cry 30 seconds into the god damn how that made it into i was
because people people like people give you shit for crying at a disney movie you're like that is
sadder than beaches that movie that movie. Oh, that shit.
The beginning to that movie, you're like,
this is so depressing.
The first time you watch it, you're like,
hell yeah, Pixar movie.
Then 10 minutes later, you're like,
no!
And the whole process.
Why are you even following me on this?
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
This takes a belt to the crowd right off the bat.
This is going to get sad later,
but I'll be all right by then.
Man. I took my alright by then. Man.
I took my kid to go see that.
She just looked up crying.
She's like, why did you bring me here?
I was like, I'm sorry.
I'm a terrible parent.
She cried for the first five minutes because of that shit, man.
Oh man, that's so funny. That movie's the reason people go to
every Pixar movie. They're like, alright, motherfucker.
I just show up late. Come on, ten minutes. Show up late to a Pixar movie.
Save yourself.
Show up late.
Don't listen to the lunatic sitting next to me.
Show up on time.
Sean, time for your final pick.
I'm just going to honor skateboarding.
There's three skateboarders that I can think of that were prominent skaters that passed away.
I'm going to pick Phil Schau.
He was like the first pro skateboarder that i had ever heard of passing away and then two honorable mentions
for van wastel and um ben reamers so three skateboarders phil shau shau sh-a-o oh yeah
yeah i remember when because you it there's like you just it was the first skateboarder that like
died that i ever heard about yeah so it was one of those things where you're like, damn, I guess it happens.
Everybody dies.
Yeah.
Everybody dies.
And that was one of those things where I'm like, he was good.
He was young.
You're just like, what the hell happened to this guy?
Yeah.
It was just one of those things when a skateboarder died.
So I want to pay him a little tribute.
Very nice.
Shout out to the Hines.
Yeah, there was a few others.
The final pick.
I'm calling in a ringer.
Yeah, you are.
I'm calling in Ivan M. Carmel to make the pick.
We'll just pass him the microphone.
Oh, here, I'll just give him mine.
Oh, yeah, there we go.
You know who Isor Danielevich is?
Who's Isor Danielevich?
Kirk Douglas.
That's his real name?
Isor Danielevich?
And then he went by Izzy Dembski.
Wait, who were we talking about?
So he had three names.
Oh.
Izzy Demski.
Wait, who were we talking about? Kirk Douglas.
So he went from
Issa Danielewicz to Izzy Demski
to Kirk Douglas.
Was he Jewish? Was he one of ours?
Yeah!
Yeah, dog Spartacus!
Your dad's making the same face I made
when Stan Lee died.
And why I was shocked? I didn't know he was Lee died. I was like, we did it. You know? And why I was shocked?
Yeah.
I didn't know he was still alive.
He was 103, right?
He was 103 years old.
He was 103 years old.
And then I took a look at a picture of him at 103,
and that shocked me too.
He did look,
he looked like he was made out of paper and mache.
And then I realized two other shocking things.
A, I was unlikely to live till 103.
And B, I didn't want to,
if that's what I was going to look like.
Solid.
And he's passing the mic back.
Mic drop.
I've been cashed out part metal.
You know, what's funny is I did not know that's who that was.
Top five feature.
When he flashed the phone.
No, I thought it was.
Well, draft's over.
Who did you think it was? I thought it was Paul Newman.
Oh, boy.
I thought it was Sinatra.
I thought it was Paul Newman.
I was like, dude, I'll talk about the hustler all day.
He just died.
Kurt Douglas, baby.
Yeah.
Dear, we're listening to Dear Mr. Fantasy.
Is this Steve Winwood?
This is Steve Winwood right here.
Put the mic up.
I'll talk over it.
So just to recap that, Kirk Douglas was their final pick.
That's the main plot.
Song rules, man.
Adam Posse, you went first.
You took Anthony Bourdain, Nipsey Hussle, Bradley Noel, Stan Lee, and then Bender.
Shane, you went second.
You took Harambe, Bernie Mac, Alan Rickman, Kobe, Bean Bryant, and then L from Up.
Sean Jordan, you took Aaliyah, Whitney Houston, Paul Walker, Tupac Shakur, and then Phil Schau.
That's a weird party.
I went last, and I took Mac Miller, Robin Williams, Phil Seymour Hoffman, Jerome
Kersey, and then Kirk Douglas.
What was his...
Isor Danielewicz.
Isor Danielewicz. Spartacus.
Isor Danielewicz.
Strong name.
I mean, amazing list.
It's weird to say leaving people on board because
a lot of these deaths affect us, but one person I just
want to shout is when Steven Brody Stevens
passed. Yes, that was one of my backers.
That was definitely
affecting me personally. That's somebody a lot of us knew
and he'd been the warm-up on Chelsea
lately and yeah, man, it was a
bummer when he passed. It was a real big bummer.
Here's what I'll say.
Amy Winehouse was another one. I heard this on
the radio. Give
your loved ones the flowers when they're alive.
Tell people you love them when they're alive.
You never know how long you have.
And enjoy it.
Enjoy life.
Try not to stress over all the little things.
I'm working on this myself.
All the little stuff.
Enjoy everything as much as you can.
If you're in trouble, if you need to talk to someone, talk to someone.
Hit us up.
I've had quite a few people send me messages about how this got
them through some stuff. Send those
messages. If you've got to send them, they'll all get
responded to. Just try to be
happy and do the best you can.
Don't care what truth brings, dude. Talk to me.
I'll talk to you. If I got through that, I'll get
through the vows.
Absolutely not. I'm just trying to do shit.
Way like...
No, no, no. You're going to be crying hard, dude. Hard cry. I'm just trying to do shit. Wait a minute. Absolutely not. No, no, no.
You're going to be crying hard, dude.
Hard cry.
I'm going to be standing there fucking crip walking, clowning on you.
It's going to be amazing.
Laura's going to be like, shut up.
You're embarrassing me.
I left Heath Ledger.
Oh, yeah.
That was just such a shocking one.
Yeah, man.
Best Joker, in my opinion.
I'll fight you.
Jack Daniels.
I'll fight you.
Who's the best Joker?
Okay.
The one I changed to Stan Lee from was Judy Garland.
Oh, sure.
Just because it's always put a knot in my stomach what she went through as a kid.
It's always messed me up.
If you want Seth Amphetamines to make fun of you, too,
go to the bar a couple hours after they've been there and tell them that you're...
Oh, I'll plant that big head in the earth.
Easter Island shit.
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There it is.
Shout out to Robert Blaylock.
Let's get the whole family in here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Robert, shout out to Jessica Blaylock. Let's get the whole family in here. Robert Bear Blaylock. Shout out to Jessica Blaylock.
I'm going to have a messy hair contest with Bear.
I'll tell you that.
It's going to be fun.
Shout out to Danielle Carmel.
I don't think she listens.
Shout out to her.
Some cuts.
Shout out to her late dog, Mango.
Shout out to Steely Dan.
Shout out to Steely Dan.
Shout out to Steve Winwood.
Shout out to Mungo Jerry.
Mungo sounds like Mungo. Shout out, Harden. Shout out to Todd Blair Dan. Shout out to Steely Dan. Shout out to Steve Winwood. Shout out to Mungo Jerry. Shout out to Mungo Jerry.
Mungo sounds like Mungo.
Shout out, Harden.
God.
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Mr. Fantasy.
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