All Fantasy Everything - Celebrity Deaths That Affected Us (w/ Shain Brenden, Adam Pasi, and Sean Jordan)

Episode Date: February 20, 2020

Waddap All Fam! In light of recent events, this week we are drafting "celebrity deaths that affected us." This isn't depressing in the slightest, but rather a way to talk about those who have... passed on in a positive light. As we honor the dead, maybe we get into some personal stories about our youth and things of that nature. Send flowers to the ones you love while they're living, all fam. Good vibes to all :)Note from Mars: Had a rumbly microphone in this one. Sorry for the noise! Episode Guests:Shain Brenden @shainbrenden IG: @shainbrendenAdam Pasi @adampasi IG: @admpasiSupport the show!Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for exclusive mailbag and movie watch-a-long episodes. Check it all out at www.patreon.com/AllFantasy.Rate All Fantasy Everything 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.Merch:T-Shirts! Sweaters! Stickers! Mugs! Deck yourself out in some goods at www.teepublic.com/user/allfantasyeverythingFollow the Good Vibes Gang on social media:Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmelSean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordanDavid Gborie @Thegissilent IG: @Coolguyjokes87Mars Mel @MarsMel IG: @Mars.MelShow Email: allfantasypodcast@gmail.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a HeadGum Podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that is really not letting on how hungover it is right now. Yeah, you are. You just did. With a dose of energy right off the top. People are like, wow, he's in rare form. What vim and what vigor. What's the other one? Viv. What viv?
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Starting point is 00:00:58 He's anti. He's anti. He's anti. He's anti. It's already gold. We are, I usually don't do this part. We are coming to you live, well, we used to, though, from Helium Comedy Club, but not in the way you're used to. There is a crowd, but it's made up entirely of my family members and only three of them. Three of the big ones, though, I'll tell you that. You know what I realized is there's going to be more Carmels at my wedding than Jordans
Starting point is 00:01:21 by a lot. Is that true? It's very true. It's going to be lousy with them. That's going to be a good sign, then. You know? That's that true it's very true it's gonna be lousy with them that's gonna be a good sign then you know it's gonna be all lousy with you're gonna have to come spray afterwards uh i mean for the love of god how do i start this podcast it's really it's really escaping we're doing it uh we're at uh the lobby or We're in the showroom, Helium. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:45 I got a tight cross. Sean's rocking a tight cross. Starting off high. I like that. You guys can talk right off the bat. You don't have to wait for me to introduce you. This is the club that birthed us in many ways. Well, now what's with us is Ian Sioux Falls, South Dakota birthed me. There it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What were you doing in Sioux Falls, South Dakota?
Starting point is 00:02:00 Born and raised. You were going down from North Dakota? Born and raised. You want to do it, huh? You already told me that you're feeling weak today. I am feeling weak. If it was going to happen, it's. Born and raised. You would go down from North Dakota? Born and raised. You want to do it, huh? You already told me that you're feeling weak today. I am feeling weak. If it was going to happen, it's going to happen today.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Speaking of feeling weak, I'm standing outside of my hotel waiting for an Uber. What is this today? Not 30 minutes ago. That's more than 30 minutes ago. Maybe 35 minutes ago.
Starting point is 00:02:19 It was probably about 35 minutes. And there's some schmuck driving like a prick or a prick driving like a schmuck. Some schmuck driving like a prick. Or a prick driving like a schmuck. Some schmuck driving like a prick. Or a prick driving like a schmuck. It's dealer's choice. A schmeckle of a driver.
Starting point is 00:02:32 He's like swerving all over the place and I'm like honking and I give him the finger because I don't know because I'm a schmuck and a prick too sometimes. A schmuck standing like a prick. I didn't even know. I didn't even really give him. I was just like, what the fuck? I've been in the car. You've been in the car.
Starting point is 00:02:45 You've been in the car. And I'm standing there, though. And he... Oh, you're standing there. Stops, reverses... Oh, shit. And pulls up next to me. On a busy street, too, by the way. On a busy street.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Uh-huh. Gets out of his car and, like, walks right up to me. No, what a... Whoa. Was that scary? Not really. I mean, not really. That would terrify me because you're huge.
Starting point is 00:03:01 For someone to do that, that means they don't care. Well, he hopped out. He wanted all the smoke. He hopped out, and I was like, what was up with that? I'm like, you're driving like a prick, man. I don't know. I guess I didn't think you were going to stop. I thought I was just like.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Did you say that? Yeah. I was like, I was emotional. I guess like. Dude, I would have fled if someone's confidently coming back to a man your size. Yeah. Gun. Oh, there's a gun involved.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Yeah, yeah. You think, man. He was in a beamer and like, I don't know. He was dressed in a bunch of street wear, so I wasn't really that scared. Oh, he was a prick for sure. And then he was, so we bantered a little bit back and forth. He was getting into my face,
Starting point is 00:03:36 but I was not really backing up at all. Did your heart rate go up a little bit? No. Did you have him? I think so. If it came down to it. I also had the higher ground because I was up on the curb. Was he a big boy or was he?
Starting point is 00:03:47 No. He was a slight lad. Those scare me worse. Those scare me worse. I know. I'd rather fight a big dude than a tiny guy. Because he might hit you in weird ways you don't even know about. And then you shit yourself and fall over.
Starting point is 00:03:59 And then in the story, as the words, you're a bully or you're part of his legend. It's a lose-lose when you fight a little guy. I guess it is a lose-lose. We're not going to fight. Come on, man. We're not going to fight. I'm not going to fight you. He pulled this like, I'm from Chicago. You can't fuck with me like that. I'm from Chicago.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Where are you from? Cabrini Green? It's always so silly to me. Maybe you are. In which case, that was very silly. He referred to himself as a head buster, which is like... I'm a head buster from Chicago? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:33 That sounds like somebody that would be opening for ICP. We're about to have a crucial conflict right now. But people fight everywhere. That's so silly. People act like there's three places Where people fight It'd almost be tougher If you're like I'm from Beersford, Iowa
Starting point is 00:04:48 Yeah yeah yeah Well I bet you fight Every day don't you You don't fuck I'm from Tallahassee I'd be like What does that mean I don't know
Starting point is 00:04:53 I punch gators motherfucker That's what that means I'm from Chicago I'm pretty used to like Unreasonable rent And high rent It's like a lot of people There's probably
Starting point is 00:05:00 There's like some like Interior designers from Chicago You know what I mean There's a whole spectrum of people Yeah dude Chance the Rapper's from Chicago He's wonderful He's a lovely of people. There's probably, there's like some like interior designers from Chicago. You know what I mean? There's a whole spectrum of people. Yeah, dude. Chance the Rapper's from Chicago. He's wonderful. He's a lovely guy.
Starting point is 00:05:09 I'm from Chicago. He's a man of God. Chance the Rapper. I would in no way be intimidated if Chance the Rapper returned to me after yelling at him on the street. No, no, no, no. I would.
Starting point is 00:05:17 He's spry. He's cut. You seen that kid? I think he's got reach. He's got reach. He's got reach. This guy, man, did he leave his door open?
Starting point is 00:05:24 I don't remember. Okay. I was focused on him. It's crazy, because, did he leave his door open? I don't remember. Okay. I was focused on him. It's crazy because that's like I would immediately go, I'd be, I might even like
Starting point is 00:05:31 just start, I might even hit someone if they ran up to me like that. I'd be like, oh, if you're going to start it. Once I got in the Uber, it occurred to me,
Starting point is 00:05:37 I was like, should I have? Like, was that? Yeah, but I'm like, I'm glad I didn't. At least he wasn't
Starting point is 00:05:41 your Uber driver. That would have been correct. All right, now can we end this? I got to get where I'm't. At least he wasn't your Uber driver. That would have been correct. All right, now can we end this? I got to get where I'm going. I got to get to a comedy club to do a podcast, which is a very tough thing to tell somebody. I was in an Uber with Spliff Nugs last night, and I didn't even know what was going on,
Starting point is 00:05:58 and the driver out of nowhere, she's like, this fucking guy, and starts flipping off the guy in the back of us, and I was like, oh, it's like that, huh? That's an Uber driver. Turns out she, we found out later, is a South Dakota girl. Oh, so that could make sense. It's in the blood. It makes sense.
Starting point is 00:06:10 We had a hot car going on. Three South Dakota souls in there. You say something about Salt Lake City? We were in Salt Lake one time with Adam. And we were at a house party. And he said something about some of these girls that were there. One of those things that's a joke to us, but if somebody else hears it, they're like, what did you say about my girlfriend?
Starting point is 00:06:27 Like how we call everyone cowards. If I call someone a coward, who doesn't know me? They're like, fuck, do you call me? Are you calling me a coward? Yeah. He said something about these girls and this dude comes up and he's like, what did you say about my girl? He's like, oh, I don't know. They just look like, he said like shitty or something.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Adam was eating. Something like, he'll know more of it. He's like, I don't know, they just look like i he said like shitty or something yeah and uh this dude adam was eating something like he'll know more but he's like i don't know they just look oh man it's cool she's just trash this is the adam of days past yeah yeah yeah he was it's he wasn't even there yet okay and uh he's eating an ice cream cone and this kid's like man i'll fill that ice cream cone with blood or something like that like whoa and adam, and Adam's like, where are you from? He goes, I'm from everywhere. And that was one of those where you're like, no, you're not. What are you fucking... Parts unknown.
Starting point is 00:07:11 You think Ice Cream Pong with Blood Guy went and started Salt and Straw here in Portland, New York? Yeah, he's done quite well for himself. Tasty. And now they're everywhere, too.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Yeah. We are joined here in Helium Comedy Club. We are here. By a man who goes by Sean St. Clown Posse. Boom. Sean S. Jordan on Twitter. Sean Cougarmel Jordan on Instagram. I'm here, right here. We are here. By a man who goes by Sean St. Clown Posse. Boom. Sean S. Jordan on Twitter. Sean Cougarmel Jordan on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:07:29 I'm here. I'm right here. We've seen a lot of those. Yeah, a lot of those out there. A lot of those. A lot of those. The mayor of Sioux Falls. The mayor of Sioux Falls. Man, I wish. Shane brought me up as the mayor of Sioux Falls the other night and I was like, I want a key to the city. You should get a key to the city. I should get it. I don't know if they give them out, but whatever they give away to that city, I want it. Y'all got doors there now?
Starting point is 00:07:46 Three escalators. Multiple doors. It's pretty much just beads hanging in doorways, but we call them doors. I just understand why we're recording this. It's weird because my sister, my soon-to-be brother, and my dad are here. And my dad and I are basically making eye contact
Starting point is 00:08:01 while we're recording. I look back and he's just like, what the fuck? Big carms, dude. You're getting the full panel. Big pharmaceuticals over there. I look back and he's just like, what? Big carms, dude. You're getting the full panel. Big pharmaceuticals over there. You'll be hearing from him later. So what's going on with you?
Starting point is 00:08:18 What do you got coming up? Yeah, I don't know. Nothing really. Oh, I'll be in Florida at the end of the month. I think in Tampa on the 28th. And then Orlando on March 1st with Doug Benson. There you go. And then that's about it. I'm going to go to the doctor here in Portland in a couple weeks to try to get anti-anxiety
Starting point is 00:08:32 medication. Yeah. Nice. So I'll be doing that if you want to go to the doctor and meet me. Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look out for All Fantasy Everything in Texas. Yeah, all right.
Starting point is 00:08:41 This will have been announced by then. Cool. I just don't have the date, so we'll do it on the anyway, anyway. Yeah, so come fuck with us there. You know what's fun is I've been writing lyrics for Too Thick. Have you really? I had Isaac send me the beat.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Oh, my God. And I was like, because I started writing my part, the deep voice. We'll have to have it out by the time. Oh, this is real. This shit is, it's happening. There's a beat for it.
Starting point is 00:09:01 There's a real beat for it. Isaac Lee made the beat. Yeah, and he even said, he's like, tell David and Ian to get on those fucking lyrics. We're getting on it. Oh, baby. It's easy for me because I'm like, what am I going to do to make Laura think I'm busy today? One of us is writing lyrics for a song. For this parody R&B song.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Babe, I got to write these bars. Focus. Not even the lyrics part. The talking over it part. You're writing all your ad libs right off the bat. Adam Posse, also in the comedy club today.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Hello. The Studio Com comedy club. What are your socials again? Is it just Adam Posse? At ADMPASI on Instagram. There it is. And then Adam Posse everywhere else.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Beautiful cross-platform. Do you ever add him? Like when you're tweeting at someone, do you ever add him? Posse? Wow. Beautiful cross platform. Do you ever at them? Like when you're tweeting at someone, do you ever at them, Posse? At them? Yeah. Come on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Way better. We're hungover, baby. What was that? Did I hear a chuckle? Yeah. Someone back there thought it was funny. She doesn't like that she's chuckling at it, though. My cross is so tight, but I'm also manspreading.
Starting point is 00:09:58 You're loose. I got my arm as far as I can go. You're a contradiction. It's the deal it is. Making sure that Shane and I have at least a fathom between us. But I'm also got a tight cross. A fathom is an arm's length. Is that true?
Starting point is 00:10:10 That is true. You know, I fathom posses every now and again. Do you ever add them? Battle posses. Oh, see? That was good. Damn. That's wordplay.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Well, that's why you won this goddamn helium contest and I didn't. I won the first one. Oh, I also took that. I guess the only... Well, we'll get to that when we talk about him. That is the most salt I've ever seen come off of you, Sean. You want to fight about it? Is that what you want to do?
Starting point is 00:10:35 That cross keeps getting tighter. You're going to do that thing where you hook your back foot behind the leg again pretty soon. What's scrotum? Give me a kill them. Really trying to avoid condoms post marriage with that shit. Giving yourself a
Starting point is 00:10:51 there'll be a vast difference in your vast deference. You know what I mean? They're firing on all of them. I won one recently. Yeah, I know. I saw it. It's on the floor
Starting point is 00:10:58 most of the time. Gotta hold the house down. So this will come out a week from Thursday What do you got coming up? Aside from stuff You just find out Oh I've run
Starting point is 00:11:11 On the very off chance That there are Portland listeners For the podcast There are at least There are at least three of them Here right now There's a bunch The first Saturday
Starting point is 00:11:20 Of every month Me and my assistant host Noriko Ademando-Arnold Run a show called Savages at Kickstand Comedy downtown Portland. So you can come check that out. Next one's on March 7th. And then you guys screen the popular
Starting point is 00:11:31 Oliver Stone, Taylor Kitsch movie Savages right after, correct? Yeah, 100%. Another one that fell flat, huh? I'm trying to remember it. What was that about? Masked with Dead Paintings on it. They shared Blake Lively in the movie and then these South American drug lords, Kid in the movie and then these like Colombian,
Starting point is 00:11:45 well, these South American drug lords kidnapper and then these two white dudes go and just like end the cartel. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:11:52 And one of them's Taylor Kitsch. Just that thing that would happen. One of them's Tim Riggins. Ask Tim Riggins. Yeah. He's always got a long, long cold beer in his hand. A long cold beer in his hand.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Go see Savages. Fuck with Adam Posse in general. Yeah, it's the best multi-host show in the city. That's not true. That's not true at all. Here comes a dissenting opinion from Shane Brendan, also in the comedy club. What are your socials again? At Shane Brendan.
Starting point is 00:12:22 All across platforms, baby. S-H-A-I-N. The right guy. Torres, take a fucking long walk up a short pier. Read a fucking book, Shane Brendan. All across platforms, baby. S-H-A-I-N. Yeah. Torres, take a fucking long walk up a short pier. Read a fucking book, Shane Torres. Will you give me a Laker Girls, please? Your voice is amazing. I can't top what you already do, man. Well, I didn't ask you. Nobody can. What are we doing? I didn't ask you to do that.
Starting point is 00:12:37 All right, here we go. You ready? Laker Girls. That's pretty good. It's so sexy. Y'all. Ladies and gentlemen. Yo. Laker girl.
Starting point is 00:12:50 We'll see when you do it. It doesn't make me feel good. You know who's in Savages? Laker girl. It feels worse making these stupid jokes in front of my family. Because I think you just see the approval rating go down a little bit. At least it's laughing, you know what I mean? But over here, I'm getting it.
Starting point is 00:13:13 Well, the worst part is the lack of poker face coming from that direction. Just really hard. You'll get like a half an eyebrow, you know what I mean? Like, I hate it because that's what I do. What's your multi-host show? Oh, thank you for asking. I know what it is, but I'm going to send it to you to talk about it. It's actually called Dough.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Every Wednesday night, 930 at Mississippi Pizza Pub, Adam used to be one of my co-hosts for the show. But he couldn't hack it anymore. Honestly, it's a great minor league team for me to have come from before I started a better show. I called up from Rochester? I fucking hate it. He's a Seattle comic. I don't even know why the fuck he's here right now.
Starting point is 00:13:49 My name is Ian Carmel. Ian Carmel on Twitter. Ian Carmel on Instagram. Ian Carmel on Jewish Hertz Rent-A-Car app. Yeah. Hertzowitz. Herzl.
Starting point is 00:14:05 What do I have coming up? Come to. Redditor. Herzl. What do I have coming up? Come to the AFC shows in Texas, of course. That'll be fun. Go to Faded on Fridays. I excite. Buy the buck stops here. Boom. Comes with a flask sometimes.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Yeah, buy my album and go to the show, please. What else is there? What else is there? Watch the Late Late Show with James Corden. Keep an eye out for Game On. We are gathered here today in beautiful Helium Comedy Club in scenic southeast Portland, Oregon, the jewel of the Pacific Northwest,
Starting point is 00:14:30 top of the food chain where champions are born, to draft a topic that is melancholy, but I think will lead to happy remembrances. Yeah. Deaths of celebrities that personally affected us. I mean, we didn't have to know them or anything,
Starting point is 00:14:41 but it had to be something that hit you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I only picked ones that I knew. But that's going to be... He's a well-connected guy. A lot of my uncles used to rap. I'm not connected at all. But you are crossed. I'm just a nice boy from South Dakota.
Starting point is 00:14:55 You're very nice. Came to the big city. I thought this was New York when I moved here. Everybody kept telling me the whole way through Montana, New York's that way. And I got here and I was like, I'm going to make it. They lie. The way we determine the order of the draft is through a roll of a game of rock, paper, scissors
Starting point is 00:15:12 played between the three of you. Then we throw on shoot. Here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, Shane wins. Damn right. One for one. One for one.
Starting point is 00:15:22 There you go. Now, as the winner of rock, paper, scissors is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft, but before you do that, I would love to remind you that it is a serpentine draft. Oh, what exactly is that? That's a great question. Serpentine draft. Let's say that you are
Starting point is 00:15:36 in a boxing ring, okay? And you're boxing, and then you start to kind of float like a butterfly, and you're floating like a butterfly, and then you hop over and you sting like a bee. I'm so angry quick and then you want to go float like a butterfly again but you don't before you do it you sting like a bee real quick okay so then you hop back over and you're kind of floating like a butterfly like damn it was kind of fun when i stung like a bee but you don't want to hop back in too quick so you keep floating like a butterfly then you hop
Starting point is 00:16:00 over sting like a bee and then you just kind of you just do that until you knock out everyone you've ever met. Right. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Other than that being very confusing, I just realized that your jab is weak as shit. A lot of people can't see it. You're just doing an act out. But, you know, I'm in a boxing gym now. Easy to say with some glasses and two mics between us, huh?
Starting point is 00:16:16 I can help you out, man. I don't care how much Portland Trailblazer gear you got on. I'll put blood all over that ice cream and keep talking. Shake your hands off the blazer. I won't. I'll dot your I's and cross your T's. Now, you won the Rock, Paper, Scissors. What is the order of today's draft going to be?
Starting point is 00:16:33 Oh, by the way, serpentine means if you pick fourth in the first round, you pick first in the second. I think they gathered that. Shout out to whoever on Twitter gave me that idea, by the way. It's a real fun one. I forgot the Twitter handle.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Oh, now you're getting submissions for it. Well, I asked the other night when. It's a real fun one. I forgot the Twitter handle. Oh, now you're getting submissions for it. Well, I asked the other night when it's the easiest thing and I still source it out. You've done 170 of them at this point. I'm only a fan of that person. They specifically instruct you to act it out the way you did because that's what saved it for me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:59 The float. Give me a little sting. Always good on audio media. Hold on. And then sometimes you just walk up and you dab real quick. I'm glad I got to see it in real life. Step dab. The step dab's returned. I watched, he was at Soup Can that fought Tyson. Was it Pete McNeely?
Starting point is 00:17:16 There were a couple. I don't know. Well, it was this dude from New Jersey. But he was talking, he was like, if you don't have respect for me and getting in the ring with him, then you got a big dump in your shorts. I felt so bad for him because I'm like, man, you sound terrible. You got a big dump on your shorts. Gross.
Starting point is 00:17:35 That's not even fun shit, though. It's kind of fun, I guess. Shane, what would you want to be? Let's go. Let's go posse. Ooh. Me, Sean, Ian. Hot corner. There it is, baby. There you go. Posse. Ooh. Me. Sean.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Ian. Hot corner. Hot corner. There you go. The corner is hot. The black is hot. The black is hot. All right, Adam, you have the first pick in the celebrity death that affected you personally. All Fantasy Everything draft.
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Starting point is 00:24:43 Welcome back to ALLFANTASY. Everything. Isn't it always funny? Oh, good. Your one-stop shop for, I don't know, fantasy drafting things that aren't sports, often duplicated, but never dominated. Dominated? Rarely dominated. Often reciprocated.
Starting point is 00:24:58 Often reciprocated. Never constipated. Never constipated. Emmy winning. Emmy winning podcast. First Emmy winning podcast. Adam, what will your first pick be? This one, so in the last couple years of my life, celebrity deaths haven't affected me as much because I've unfortunately lost people close to me
Starting point is 00:25:17 and it kind of takes the edge off of those. So this one surprised me a lot how hard it hit me when Anthony Bourdain died. Oh, that's a good pick. That was for sure on the list. And I was shocked with how hard it hit me when Anthony Bourdain died. Oh, that's a good pick. That was for sure on the list. And I was shocked with how bad it messed me up. And I think it came from just kind of admiration for the life that he was allowed
Starting point is 00:25:34 to live. Man, he really did like, who was doing it better than Anthony Bourdain? He figured it out. That's where they're like, that's the truest, like, hey, if you didn't have to work, what would you do for fun? He's like, I'd probably do what i do yeah that's one of the dudes who nailed it just a cool slick motherfucker dude he's like a cool dude to sit around and eat weird shit and talk to but no one's ever called me slick to be awesome i bet someone's called you
Starting point is 00:25:56 slick but in a bad way is that right something like that when i get nervous on a date and someone's like easy slick you're. Why are you sweating so hard? We're not going to have sex. What, are girls calling you Slick? That's a pretty funny name. There was this dude, an open mic, feet are going up. Check this out. I don't know if you know him, but he was
Starting point is 00:26:17 a feature at Nitwits in Sioux Falls. Keep talking, I'll grab my phone where my list is. He would sweat like crazy when he went up. And I walked up to him and I was like, hey, man, listen up. We're getting real slick and tired. And he was so nervous
Starting point is 00:26:33 because I was just a door guy. I had no authority, but I was like, this will be hilarious. I go, hey, come here. Listen up. We're getting real slick and tired of you going over. You sweat like five minutes over your set each time. He didn't even get it. And he's looking at me like, I'm so sorry. And I go, dude, I just said slick and tired. Slick and tired.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Because you're sweating a bunch. Yeah, dude. Listen up. You're a slick fellow, too. You're pretty slick. I appreciate it. If there's any slickness, it's my lack of slickness, you know? I bet you were down with the slickness.
Starting point is 00:27:02 Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait. What was that? That was bad. It was bad. Come on, come on. Wah! I can't do the ah-ah-ah. That was really... The ooh is good, though. It's like the right... Wah! That's pretty good. That was probably
Starting point is 00:27:19 the closest to the end part going right. Yeah. That sounded like their farewell tour, but yeah. It's bad. It's bad. Sounds like you're trying to get a lawnmower to start a little bit. Ah, damn it. I can't do that.
Starting point is 00:27:37 No. Dad, that's from the song Down with the Sickness. He's an attorney. Went to seven years of college and he's sitting here. Child of immigrants. This is what my kid does?
Starting point is 00:27:56 This is what he does? People like this? This is great because it's a look of love he's getting. Look at my boy shine. There's some other stuff in there. The love is the stock. But there are some.
Starting point is 00:28:08 It is funny. Laura's mom will listen to an episode here and there. And I'm like, it's hard to be like, that's what I do. This is one of them. Hello. Anthony Bourdain, man, he was just a cool motherfucker. Kind of like that New York cool. Overcame a lot, man.
Starting point is 00:28:24 That was so sad. Took his own life in France. Yeah. You know, man. That was so sad. Took his own life. In France. Yeah. You know, which was one of the sadder places to do that. Who went in the fight?
Starting point is 00:28:30 Anthony Bourdain or Chef Gordon Ramsay? Ooh. Bourdain. Ramsay's an athlete. I think Ramsay's a, I think he's all puff. Nah, dude.
Starting point is 00:28:37 He's got some words, man. He makes people cry. Just over scallops, baby. Words? Over scallops. Sticks and stones, you know what I mean? He was a soccer player for a long time, so if he starts kicking. If he starts working those legs.
Starting point is 00:28:52 I wish you guys could see what he is. If he starts kicking kicks in. When he makes kicks like that. If he's mixing some kicks in. If you're going to do kicks with your hand, that's how you do it. All right? If he starts kicking. Yeah, but Bourdain ran the streets of New York using drugs and shit.
Starting point is 00:29:04 I think he's really got some grime on him. Yeah, that's true. He probably didn't get into some grimy situations. Didn't he have a heroin problem for a while? He did. Yeah. Hard life, man. Speaking of heroin problem, I call it a solution.
Starting point is 00:29:14 You know what I mean? There it is. The problem was the frigging world. Is this workaday world, dude? The problem is the world's not doing heroin. It was crazy going to like, I saw him at the Emmys once. The very first Emmys I got to go to, like at an after party,
Starting point is 00:29:30 he was just walking around and he just wore a suit better than everyone else there. You know what I mean? Just wearing the fuck out of that suit. A slick suit too. A very slick suit. Oh, yeah. And then after he passed for like two consecutive Emmys,
Starting point is 00:29:42 they like kept sweeping. They just kept winning every award they were up for. That's awesome. And you would go see people like up there and talk about him who had worked with him, people from his team, and like two years later could still tell how affected they were by it. It was like a very genuine emotion coming off these people. He was bigger than what his profession is
Starting point is 00:29:59 because I know he had the shit like Parts Unknown or something like that. I know he's a traveling renowned chef, but I don't even fuck with that stuff. And I still knew who Anthony Bourdain was. And I knew I was like, he seems like a cool motherfucker. That was what was dope about his career. He started off doing like food shows and he just turned into whatever the fuck I want this show to be. Better question. Who went in the fight?
Starting point is 00:30:20 Guy Fieri or Anthony Bourdain? You got to ask Shane Torres. Bourdain. Yeah, yeah. Bourdain over Guy Fieri? I don't think Guy's bringing to ask St. Taurus. Yeah, yeah. I don't think Guy's bringing much heat. I don't know. Maybe, though. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:30:32 I don't know. NorCal Deuce, bro, though? NorCal. I mean, NorCal folks are grimy. Don't fuck with him, dude. He's from NorCal. NorCal, bro. He's from NorCal, bro.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Renown Norteño Guy Fieri. NorCal, dude. I'm, bro. Renown Norteño Guy Fieri. NorCal, dude. I'm from Redondo. Redondo. Rosanne Bernardino. Welcome to Redondo. Shane, have you ever spoken? Oh, well, when Sean told me what the category was, my first thought was like, how do I keep this from being a bummer?
Starting point is 00:31:03 Right. So I wanted to... Bye. Bye. Man, I got some ones on here that are being a bummer? Right. So I wanted to... Bye. Man, I got some ones on here that are a real bummer to me because it makes me really sad. But I got to start off with a brighter note. A real star that burnt out too quickly. Don't.
Starting point is 00:31:16 Are you going to take... And it's going to be Harambe, man. Oh, okay. Yo, the gorilla? Crush me, bro. Crush me. Fuck that kid. It wasn't his fault. See, it's tricky. It's tricky. It wasn't his fault. See, it's tricky.
Starting point is 00:31:26 It's tricky. It's tricky. Because that was such a good pick. And I want to praise you, but it's still a death. But that was, you did the David thing. I'm like, damn. That was a really good pick. For those of you who don't, it was at the Cincinnati Zoo in no less than Cincinnati, Ohio.
Starting point is 00:31:42 And a child crawled into a gorilla enclave, right? At the zoo? At the zoological garden? Some bad stuff happened. Yeah. So they had to kill Harambe. Was he holding the kid, or was he just sort of like... He wasn't even messing with the kid. He was next to him, though. He saw the kid. Could have went real bad.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Harambe pulled a gun. He pulled out a gun. The gorilla pulled a gun. He was reaching for his wallet. That's what it was. Get her down here now. Get her down here. They just killed that gorilla. It made me sad. It really did.
Starting point is 00:32:12 It got me a little harder than expected, too, because I found out about it. I was like, why'd they do that to him, man? Finn was double sad because he loves when children get mauled by animals. It's what most of my material is about, baby. He's like an unmalled child and a dead gorilla? Why? How do you think the cop who killed Harambe or whatever, that would be so...
Starting point is 00:32:31 That? Dog, yes. I mean... You know you get made fun of back at the station. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got fucking a gunman over here taking us. He didn't seem that strong. Krip walked after he shot the gorilla.
Starting point is 00:32:40 It was... Earl's got a body on him. Oh, kind of, yeah. Me and Noriko out. Shout out to Noriko. Shout out to Noriko. We were got a body on him. Me and Noriko out. Shout out to Noriko. We were doing Tree Fort in Boise last year.
Starting point is 00:32:53 We don't talk about that. We talk about that city, that state. We were... It doesn't... Alright. There must be a different Boise. No, no, no, no, no. Like the Boise back in town?
Starting point is 00:33:08 That song by Finn Lizzy? No, no, no. You talking about Finn Lizzy? I was with my boys, you see. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hanging out in some forts. Anyway, there was a...
Starting point is 00:33:15 No, shout out to the Boise back in town. My former girlfriend and dear, dear friend Emma Arnold, who helps run that festival. Runs a great festival. Yeah, Emma's dope. Emma's the best. Up in the artist green room area or whatever green room area or whatever you snuck up all the food and all that yeah i got up there baby i got out there there was a video game up there called harambe where you played harambe and uh kids would jump down into your enclave whoa and you had to avoid
Starting point is 00:33:41 touching them or else these snipers would try to take you out. What in the world? And me and Enrico spent like an hour just playing that game and we couldn't believe that this was a real game. Reverse Donkey Kong. It was great. Harami really did take the internet by storm. Yeah, man. I mean, yeah, it's a fucking tragic thing.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Yeah. Not too soon, man. Not too soon. RIP to Harami. Sean Jordan, not too soon for your pick. Segway. All right. Sean Jordan, not too soon for your pick.
Starting point is 00:34:04 Segway. All right. I'm going to pick one that I think she just had so much more to give. She was so talented, taken so early. I'm going to pick Aaliyah. Aaliyah. I'm going to pick Aaliyah. I'm going to pick Aaliyah. Because Aaliyah had a few songs that I absolutely just loved.
Starting point is 00:34:23 Ah. And yeah, I just I thought I thought she was taken way too soon. Way too soon. Bahamas, man. It was an extremely unfortunate situation. Yeah. Plane crash in the Bahamas. In the Bahamas.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Nick Harris just walked in and terrified me, son. I felt the wind of sexiness just go. I had to see what was going on. It got hotter in here. What's going on? Hottest comedy club ever in the game. It got hotter and colder here at the same time.
Starting point is 00:34:46 Thank you for letting us do this, Nick. Yeah, thank you, Nick. Shout out to Nick Harris. Are you general manager? What are we? The general manager. The general more of
Starting point is 00:34:55 Helium Comedy Club Portland. A.K.A. DJ Dick Thigh's Tope Lightning Two Steps. Wow. I heard two of those words. You know, Nick makes playlists for every show, and they always have themes.
Starting point is 00:35:09 Yeah. And I think I've heard Aaliyah on there before. But yeah, like, she just had some, there was Back and Forth, which I remember was one of the first songs where I'm like, ooh, I kind of like R&B, maybe. I think I was like fourth, fifth grade. Yeah. And then you get into the other stuff. Like, there was a song that was on Romeo Must Die.
Starting point is 00:35:27 The Timberland. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, that one too. Oh, yeah, both of those were. Back in One Piece. Because she was up in there like with Missy and Timberland. Like she was in that, of that. She was in the band.
Starting point is 00:35:37 Yeah, man. And then gone, man. Just rad in those music videos with like the weird like the, what do we even call those? Not pigtails or something, right? I don't know. Just crazy hair
Starting point is 00:35:48 with like a falcon on her arm dancing in like cargo pants. I remember her look back in the day. It was like she'd have Joe boxers on, huge Levi's silver tabs that were sagging
Starting point is 00:35:56 like down to her knees. A vest, like a leather vest. Uh-huh, like a sports bra, a bandana with some locs on. I'm like, that girl could kill me.
Starting point is 00:36:03 The Ian Carmel. What Ian is wearing right now is what you're saying. I also have the falcon on my arm. I'm like, that girl could kill me. The Ian Carmel. What Ian is wearing right now is what you're saying. I also have the Falcon on my arm. I remember girls back, yeah, she was popping right when I was like around
Starting point is 00:36:12 in junior high and most of the girls I went to school with would start trying to dress like her. Man. Just seeing a lot of girls in big baggy cross colors.
Starting point is 00:36:19 That was happening less in Beaverton. I thought it would be a lot in Sioux Falls. A lot in Sioux Falls, I'll tell you that. More of a tiger move. I thought it would be a whole thing. Not at all, but less. A lot in Sioux Falls, I'll tell you that. More of a tiger move. I think she was going
Starting point is 00:36:29 to be a good actress, too. Oh, that vampire movie. She had some stuff. Queen of the Damned. Queen of the Damned. She had some stuff to throw out. Queen of the Damned.
Starting point is 00:36:36 Queen of the Damned? Darned. Queen of the Darned, sorry. Queen of the Damned. That's the next Fast and the Furious. So yeah, Aaliyah. So, that one hit you in the stomach when it happened. She's bad, dude.
Starting point is 00:36:50 I mean, I hope this doesn't come up. They all, everyone hits you in the stomach. Of course. But some of them just hit you a little differently because for whatever reason, you have invested in that person. And for me, Aaliyah, I was just like, man. Speaking of which. Yeah. Yeah. My first pick. Yeah, what do, I was just like, man. Speaking of which. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:07 My first pick. Yeah, what do we got? Mac Miller, dude. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I thought I would be able to get that. And I know we'll talk about it more, but the closer people get to your age, it really gets scary because it's like, and I've said this before,
Starting point is 00:37:19 like with drugs and things, it scares me. Because I could have seen myself going down a road like that. Sure. And so, yeah. He was significantly younger than us and like knew people we knew. with drugs and things, it scares me because I could have seen myself going down a road like that. He was significantly younger than us and knew people we knew. He was like buddies with people we knew and stuff. He used to talk about how much of a nerdy, he kind of was like a little nerdy kid. I still love all those old songs. Kool-Aid and Frozen Pizza.
Starting point is 00:37:37 I love Knock Knock. All those old ones, they're real good. It's like they opened the door to the party and they were like get in here I don't know why we waited so good yeah that Red Dot music song
Starting point is 00:37:49 he does with Action Bronson is like amazing oh shit it just slaps what do they call it Easy Mac with the cheesy wraps Easy Mac with the cheesy wraps baby
Starting point is 00:37:56 went to the same high school as Wiz Khalifa man they popped out some legends out there Hitsburg Hitsburg baby Jew as well so
Starting point is 00:38:04 oh yeah there's you're Jewish aren't you 100% bar mitzvah and everything 100% Hitsburg. That's a Berg baby. Jew as well. Is he now? Oh, yeah. You're Jewish, aren't you? 100%. Bar Mitzvah and everything. 100%. Bar Mitzvah and everything. 100%. Skip the Bar Mitzvah, but still very accomplished.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Ivan just gave me a little like, shut up, God. He's thinking about pock pock right now and how angry he is that we're not there yet. All right. He gave me the smallest nod. He gave a moment. So, Matt Miller. How angry? He's dead as hell and I'm sad about it.
Starting point is 00:38:26 It hurt. You got my eyebrow raised out of that one. He's getting a doctorate though, which in many ways is more Jewish than a bar mitzvah. Old Mac, man. But it really was sad. It really was like oh shit, he's younger than me. Oh shit, it was like drugs
Starting point is 00:38:41 like out of nowhere. He knew people we knew and then also had so much left to do. So much left. That's the thing where you're like... He seemed to really love what he don't know where he knew people we knew and then also like had so much left to do so much but that's the thing where you like seemed to really love what he was doing and like where he was at creatively have you listened to the the latest album the one that just dropped i haven't listened to it yet man now listening to it after listen to it today after knowing that uh that was his last thing he was making like a lot of the lyrics that shit hits differently now because you know he you know he went out of a it was like bad bad drugs right somebody had gave him some yeah something like that it was like uh
Starting point is 00:39:10 so with the was it fentanyl is that what got him or it was like something like that but yeah they dude listen to it it'll it'll it'll tug on you a little bit man he goes deep yeah when he died ari Ariana Grande shared that video of him back when they were dating. Oh, yeah. It's him trying to tell a story and he catches her taping him and it's just cute as shit.
Starting point is 00:39:31 He's just, babe. Oh, it's brutal. Oh, man. Just rips it right out of you. Oof. And Pete Davidson. And Pete Davidson.
Starting point is 00:39:38 That's my next picture. Shut the fuck up. All right, Pete. He's still alive, guys. Somebody yesterday said they were in our group in South Dakota. Could not tell you how it came up, but they said something about like, yeah, it was crazy. Michael Douglas died.
Starting point is 00:39:51 And I'm like, no, he didn't. I don't fucking say any pics, dude. Oh, sorry. God. But I was like, yeah, no, he's alive. I'll throw a harpoon right through you, bro. You've seen me do it. My second pic.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Taking Robin Williams, man. God damn it. Fucking. Because that's another scary one, too. Like, he made it. He did what we are all trying to do. Yeah. And then you notice, you're like, damn, it must not.
Starting point is 00:40:17 It's not everything's what you think it is. You know, grass is always greener type thing. I'll just throw a bunch of cliches at you. Tell me when to stop. Gotta hit the ground running. There it is. Keep your head on a swivel. There it is. Low center of cliches at you. Tell me when to stop. Gotta hit the ground running. There it is. Keep your head on a swivel. There it is.
Starting point is 00:40:26 Low center of gravity. You gotta dig. Keep those feet moving. Run through the finish line. Bake it till you make it. Pad level. Low man wins. Pad level.
Starting point is 00:40:35 Dig Torres. Pad dig Torres. Robin Williams, man. I remember where I was at. I was working at Chelsea lately. It was my first job. And like, it was one of those things where like, somebody's like, oh my God,
Starting point is 00:40:46 Robin Williams died. And you're like, no. And then you start looking around and everything and like, oh shit, he died. No shit. And then like,
Starting point is 00:40:51 all these people who had like worked in comedy, you'd start talking to people and they'd all have like stories about it. I went and did Todd Glass's like podcast like a couple days later
Starting point is 00:40:59 and he had these stories about him and everything. Shout out to Ivan Carmel's friend, Todd Glass. Oh yeah? Good friends? I'm scared to look.
Starting point is 00:41:08 They become buds. I can see those energies mixing very well. Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. But, man, Robin Williams really took the wind out of my sails. That shit sucked, man. Crazy. Hell, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:19 You see the meme of Aladdin hugging the genie, and it says, you're free now, genie. That sucks. Oh, my God. So manipulative emotionally. Yeah. Totally worked. I was,
Starting point is 00:41:29 yeah, I was, I was probably like a year or two into standup and I was still in the military at the time and one of my superior officers, he knew,
Starting point is 00:41:37 he knew I was doing standup and all that stuff. This person in my office, he's like, hey man, Robin Williams just passed away. I was like, what? And he was like, do you want to williams just passed away i was like what and he's like
Starting point is 00:41:46 do you want to talk about it and i was just like and it took me by surprise i was like i have i have work i need to be doing and he's just like you know what let's just go take an extended lunch yeah and um this is down in san diego and they i used to work at the club the la jolla comedy store down there yeah and i went down there that, and it's just like blocks and blocks of people, candles and all that stuff. Oh, yeah. And inside, they canceled all the shows, and they were just showing Robin Williams movies
Starting point is 00:42:13 just like all night. Man, that's awesome. Just let it go. Just let it hang. Some of his specials. It was crazy, man. Ugh. He used to drop in on little shows.
Starting point is 00:42:21 That guy loved stand-up. He would do Meltdown. He would drop in on shows around San Francisco all the time and stuff like that. One of the biggest movie stars in the world. It just sucks, man, because he was battling with depression and things like that, too.
Starting point is 00:42:35 He had some disease, too, that would have killed him slowly or something like that. Sons of Alzheimer's, was it? Something like that. That's a bummer. Sean, give us a happy person who died too soon with you next time. or something like that. Early Sons of Alzheimer's was it or something? Something like that. Yeah. That's a bummer. That's a bummer. That is a bummer.
Starting point is 00:42:46 That is terrifying. Sean, give us a happy person who died too soon with your next question. I was going to say, is it weird that I've never been in the military but I also have superior officers?
Starting point is 00:42:55 I just, I coined a couple people as my, you're my superior officer. No. And you salute who you salute, baby. Always happy answers
Starting point is 00:43:02 to the superior. And the admiral. Nick, the general. Yeah, Only Ace Happy Hams is the superior. And the admiral. And Nick, the general. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He is the general. Nick's a superior officer for sure. He's a superior boy. Feel that man walk in.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Sean Jordan, tell me your second pick. Whitney Houston. Ah. Ooh, yeah. Yeah, that was another one. Again, just the music. I just loved, loved everything she did musically. And I just, I think there was more. I thought she was
Starting point is 00:43:26 going to age well. Again, good actress. Just like an older Aaliyah. That just was gone. And again, drugs, terrifying. On a very short list of voices like that. There aren't any other. It was so funny. Steve Winwood. Have you heard about this?
Starting point is 00:43:43 Do you know who Steve Winwood is, Ivan? Oh, I was going... Where? Here? In Portland? Get in Portland. Steve Wynwood and Steve Wynwood are playing in Portland. What you meant to say is we are going to his concert. Sean and Ivan are going to that concert. I'm coming with.
Starting point is 00:43:58 Sean says he's a top five male vocalist. I think Steve Wynwood is a better singer than Frank Sinatra. And I don't give a... He's 77 years old. Sounds good. Isn't it the list? It's a top five white male artist? That's what it's been turned into now.
Starting point is 00:44:11 Yeah. Because, I mean, if you're not, then you've got to throw Stevie Wonder and Otis Redding who blow Steve Winwood out of the way. Neither of them are white. Just reliable. I like it. Yeah. So, you know, top five white male vocalists.
Starting point is 00:44:23 That's such a harsh I like it. Yeah. So if you, you know, top five white male vocalist, God, that's such a harsh, rough thing to say. There's no way you could say that where someone wouldn't like, what the fuck did you say? See one more song again that you really like. What's the higher love? That's right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:37 There's Mr. Fan. Dear Mr. Fantasy. Oh yeah. Play us a tune. That was a jam. Something to make us all happy.
Starting point is 00:44:46 What was that? Who's furious with the Whitney Houston? Ivan on the bass. Slap of the bass. You guys are going together. We are. Do you think I won't go see Steely Dan? Have a couple tall, cold beers?
Starting point is 00:45:03 I sure will. Ivan, Sean, and Todd Glass. Yeah, they're going to see Steely Dan? Have a couple tall, cold beers? I sure will. Ivan, Sean, and Todd Glass. Yeah, they're in the big three. Steely Dan together. Todd, this is your big thing. Come to Steve Wynwood. Somewhere David Boyd's so angry that you took Whitney Houston and now we're talking about Steve Wynwood.
Starting point is 00:45:15 What the fuck? He is. The world where that... How'd you get from Whitney to Steve Wynwood so quick? I don't even want to talk to you right now. He's just mad, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was just, I mean, I think there was a lot more gas in the tank.
Starting point is 00:45:30 It was right before the Grammys, too. It was wild, man. Yeah, man. Like, right before. Ugh, yeah. Yeah. Whitney, man. There's this one national anthem that's like the...
Starting point is 00:45:41 The one at the Super Bowl she did? The one she did like years and years ago. Yeah. I haven't seen anyone Do that Like belt out that tune Better than her That's the one everyone's
Starting point is 00:45:49 Trying to touch since it Right Yeah Yeah Also it's Bobby Brown's fault I think He really just brought her down I hate that guy
Starting point is 00:45:56 I don't know I think they're both It was the 80s When they both blew up I don't think anyone Was not getting fucked up Back then I just don't like Bobby Brown
Starting point is 00:46:04 Anyway good pick. Solid pick. Solid pick. Shane, tell me your second pick. You guys just ravished my list already, so let's see. I'm going to go with
Starting point is 00:46:14 I'm going to go with Bernie Mac. Yeah. Yeah. Goddamn Bernie Mac. Bernie Mac was a huge fan. I'm like, that show gets overlooked
Starting point is 00:46:24 all the time. It's so, so good. Great stand-up comedian. Such a huge fan. That show gets overlooked all the time. It's so, so good. Great stand-up comedian. Such a great comic. I mean, one of probably the best set of anyone ever, right? Like, it's up there anyways. Oh, yeah. That Def Comedy Jam set.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Are you scared of you motherfuckers? Where he has his own picture airbrushed on his jeans? Yeah, dude. Oh, God. His own face. I got to remember to do that, man. Mr. 3000 is also not a bad baseball movie. He is great.
Starting point is 00:46:43 I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. You know how fun that would be to have a Bernie Mac tribute night where we all airbrush our own face on some jeans? That'd be a good time. That'd be a good time. Dude, his role.
Starting point is 00:46:52 We don't even have any stand-up. I'm just going to go out back to the steakhouse with it on pictures. I didn't even mention stand-up. I'm just saying. Wait, yeah. Now, wait. Are we wearing the jeans with our faces on it or wearing other people's? We'll go one to the left.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Yeah. You have to wear a friend's face. I'll wear jeans with your face on them. Ian will wear jeans with our faces on it or wearing other people's? We'll go one to the left. Yeah. So, yeah. You have to wear a friend's face. I'll wear jeans with your face on them. Ian will wear jeans with my joggers. I want joggers. I want my face with joggers. Yoggers.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Yoggers. Yeah. You have to wear mesh shorts with Ian's face airbrushed on them. I'm about it. There you go. You have to wear Dickies with Posse's face on them. Can I? I'm going to sew the front of your face with a crotch and then the back of your head on
Starting point is 00:47:23 my ass. I like that. Yeah. I like that a lot. It's your head on my ass. I like that. Yeah, it's legit. It's legit. I like that. His role in the Ocean's movies, he's always like, it's just the funniest shit. Frank Catton. Just always getting his toes done, his nails done, always eating something, always talking about some wild slick shit.
Starting point is 00:47:38 I love that stuff, dude. We need to get into more manicure, pedicure situations. I almost got one at the Lloyd the other day. I was walking. I was like one at the Lloyd the other day. I was walking. I was like, what's stopping me from going into that place that has zero customers? Yeah. Just being like, can I please have a manicure?
Starting point is 00:47:53 How are you with people touching your feet, though? That's the only thing keeping me from doing it. Love it. I'm here for it. I can't have someone touch my feet. You're into it? I haven't come out into it? Yeah, I haven't come out into it. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:48:00 Yeah. I got wisdom. If I can get past it. We're going to have to go to Steve Wynwood a little sooner so we can get Manny Pettis on the way. I hope you know how serious I am. If this works into my schedule, we are going to Steve Wynwood.
Starting point is 00:48:13 Yeah. Well, you're not necessarily invited, though. I mean, I haven't had some like, I'll go to Steve Wynwood. Maybe I'll bump into you.
Starting point is 00:48:22 He's over like, fuck, Sean's going to make me look like a dork at the Steve Winwood time. I would, too. Ivan, that's him. He's right. That's Steve Winwood. That's Steve fucking Winwood right there.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Ivan. Ivan, get over here. All right, grab me one, too, then. Me, Big Karmaceutical, and the Karm Forces are going to the innings festival or something in Phoenix in like two weeks, man, or a week from when this drops. Sick. Dave Matthews Band. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:48:48 Portugal the Man. Ooh. Dr. Dog. Wheezer. Wheezer. Oh, shit. Wheezer. Yo.
Starting point is 00:48:54 Some other bands. That sounds sick. Wheezer Gang. I imagine someone like, maybe like Joey Cora might be there. Yeah. Like Jason Mraz. Jason Mraz. So like the other four of the top five white male vocalists.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Yeah, the other four. Yeah, the other four top five male vocalists. Top five. What were you saying? Top five white male Protestant. Taxpayer. He's getting smaller. Soulman, his last movie.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Soulman's a... I love that movie. I don't know if I've seen that one. I gotta see that. I love the music in it. It's dope. Sam Jackson? Yeah, there you go. Call him Sam. I just assume people are gonna know. Yeah, there's a song like, I got a boogie for you.
Starting point is 00:49:32 The music in that shit's dope. It's a good movie. Him and Samuel L. Jackson. Funny as hell. Bring it back. Top five white male vocalists of all time. Yeah. In my opinion. Faithful. Faithful. Top five white male Protestant giving, taxpaying faithful. Bucolic Adam
Starting point is 00:49:49 Ooh Adam It's time for your Second and third picks Oh Another recent one Another one that Messed me up
Starting point is 00:49:57 Surprisingly Nipsey Hussle Oh yeah Fuck me up You know I never Listened to Before that I never listened to him once
Starting point is 00:50:04 He was about to blow up Yeah Maybe by I might have heard him Like by accident But I never Until to it before that. I never listened to him once. He was about to blow up. Yeah. I might have heard him like by accident, but I never until he until he passed. It's crazy that his activism overshadowed his music so much because he did so much for his community. He built a center that teaches kids stuff like how to like technology and how to do business and teach them real life skills. Open a business in his neighborhood. His store was good for his community. That's how how much it overshadowed because also his music was fucking
Starting point is 00:50:28 dope yeah and it's the third thing people bring up right up after he died god what a you want to talk about a slick willie that boy when you're dope when you're that dope at music and it's not even the first thing that people mention a slick willie all right i was hoping we made it through that Without going back to Slick Willie That was a real Slick Willie I got to cheer your gum for you And give it right back He filled out a bowler hat he did
Starting point is 00:50:58 The only one in a good mood During the Great Depression that guy Nipsey Hussle man He still has that store, but like very about his community. Kind of the Ian Carmel of Los Angeles. A lot of people say that.
Starting point is 00:51:09 A lot of people say that. People are saying that. Yeah, similarly good looking dudes. That's it. Yeah, the music's the third thing. The activism's the first thing. And you are the second thing people say
Starting point is 00:51:18 when they bring up Nipsey Hussle. God, the Ian Carmel of Los Angeles died and really fucked people up. Yeah, man. He was awesome. And it really did feel like he was poised to... He was kind of in that
Starting point is 00:51:30 your favorite rapper's favorite rapper. He was about to do that mainstream break. All them other players, that's what got him hyped. For sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know the thing he did with the mixtapes too, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:40 It's insane. He charged a couple hundred for his first mixtape and then he charged $1,000 for his second mixtape and then he charged a thousand dollars for his second mixtape. He made like a hundred or something. Jay-Z bought ten of them because he was like, that's dope. Really? Oh man, that is dope. It's the move, dude. Because think about it.
Starting point is 00:51:54 If you know that you can do it, that's pretty sick. You should do that with your next album. The buck stops here. It's going to be called Feelings, by the way. You should call it the 10,000 Buck Starts Here. Feelings. Are you on the cover of a turtleneck? Yeah, maybe. It's going to be called feelings, by the way. You should call it the 10,000 bucks starts here. Feelings. Feelings. Figured it out. Are you on the cover in a turtleneck?
Starting point is 00:52:07 Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe you are. Two, three, change. Maybe it's a mock turtleneck. The first sentence in a book that I'm about to write. Feelings. Feelings. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:14 I like that. That was shocking, dude. Mipsy Hustle. Good pick, man. Your third pick? My third pick? It's a Serpentine Draft. Yeah, were you not paying attention?
Starting point is 00:52:22 I'm sorry. I got lost in Sean's body movement. I'm going to come up in here and start making ruckus to yourself. Yeah, you got to sting. Bradley Noel of Sublime. Yeah! Wow. Man!
Starting point is 00:52:32 Hell yeah. I wasn't, so that affected me long after it happened. Because when it happened, I didn't listen to Sublime at all yet. Same for me. I didn't know it happened until Sanaria came out. I was like, why isn't he, why is like, the religion in the video. It is a cool cool video but why are you doing that why isn't and then i listened to because that was the first sublime song i ever heard was sanaria yeah then
Starting point is 00:52:53 i dove all the way in to the catalog i love every i've watched their live house of blues performance i bet 20 times in its entirety no sublime is what transitioned me from being a strictly rap music listener into other forms of music. Me too. Yeah. A hundred percent. Sublime and Weezer, if I have to give credit to someone.
Starting point is 00:53:11 I got into Sublime because this man right here, my father in the room, got me, like, it was for one of my birthdays. I was maybe 12. This was like early, and he got me Sublime,
Starting point is 00:53:21 and I forget, the other one I think was Usher, and I didn't get as into Usher. Man. But that would have been a different thing and I didn't get as into Usher. Man. That would have been a different thing. What a weird fork in the road there. Wow.
Starting point is 00:53:33 We got sublime over here and Usher over here. What kind of football player do you want to be? Man, I'd have been a white DB if I got into Usher. Wow. Just telling every girl like, hey, baby, I think I got a bed. This podcast would just be called fantasy. Fantasy. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Sublime did become one of those like people who thought they were cool, would make fun of other people. A buddy of mine is a comic, great comic and a radio DJ down in San Diego. When he got word that it was going to be his last day, like they were going to fire him, he locked himself in the radio room and just played Sublime for like four hours. Beautiful music. That is a beautiful music. Every now and then he'd check in and he's like, this is what you get. You're losing me. You're going to hear this. You're going to hear this.
Starting point is 00:54:19 You're going to hear this. I'm trying to play real music. Fine. None of my siblings will listen to it at all because for two or maybe even three years, nothing but all the Sublime albums on constant rotation. Yes, totally. Shane, tell me your third pick. I'm going to go with a man that really just touched me
Starting point is 00:54:37 in all the right ways. I'm not dead. I'm still here. Steve Winwood's all your life. You know him from Love Actually. You know him as Professor Snape. Oh, damn. You know him from Love Actually? You know him from... You know him as Professor Snape? Oh, damn.
Starting point is 00:54:48 You know him, you love him. Yeah, yeah. Alan Rickman, baby. Man. Alan Rickman. Mr. Ho, ho, ho. Mr.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Spocktown. Now I have a machine gun, too. We're running. Just the tightness of your lips When you do that is You kind of have an Alan Rickman and Die Hard beard right now And just the way you're sitting You're putting out an Alan Rickman and Die Hard vibe
Starting point is 00:55:15 Or Robin Hood Or Robin Hood Mr. Tukagi That's my favorite one Good dude He was so sick, man. I mean, that was another shocking one where it was like Alan Rickman. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:33 It kept it close. Didn't really tell a lot of people. The press that he had, like, it was some sort of health issues or whatever. The Harry Potters were just sick. But yeah, the first time I saw him was in Love, Actually. Shout out. Love that movie. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:45 So do I. Just a couple. Love that movie. Yeah. So do I. Just a couple problematic storylines that could be used some updating, but neither here nor there. That's going to be in the reboot. You guys are going to do the Love, Actually reboot, right? That's right. While I'm attached, Sean is still in talks. You got to get paid.
Starting point is 00:55:58 If you don't stand for something, you're going to fall for everything. That's right. I like that. That's an Alan Reitman quote, right? That was him, yeah. I'm sure that was a quote from somebody who was actually about to lose some serious shit. I know why the caged bird sings,
Starting point is 00:56:12 Mr. Potter. Yeah, man. First name, first name, and then man at the end of it, too. Pretty interesting name structure. Sian, time for your third pick. Third pick, I am going to go with... I'm going to... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:34 I'm going to say Paul Walker. Oh! That was a bad one. And it was another... Because he... I just seem like a good dude. And again, I hope this doesn't come across... Everybody seems fantastic, but if we're drafting this, I'm saying he seem like a good dude. And again, I hope this doesn't come across, everybody seems fantastic. But if we're drafting this, I'm saying he seemed like a good person.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Even Hitler. Interesting. Let's go. Let's get out of here, Dad. Dad, let's go. Sean sucks. No Wynwood for you, sir. Sean said he misses Hitler.
Starting point is 00:57:06 I did just kind of. Paul Walker, dude. I was thinking about that, man. It was a bummer. You know what was that good non-Fast and Furious Paul Walker movie? What was that one that he was in? Running Scared. Running Scared.
Starting point is 00:57:16 That was dope. That was a good movie. I didn't know he made other movies. Yeah. Running Scared was like, had a little bit of the town in it. A little bit. Yeah. It was like, you don't remember the scene in Running Scared where they put someone's face down by a goal, a hockey goal, and then they just slap shot at the puck and they stop the shot right before it hits his tooth, but you're like, wow, that was Steve. Shit.
Starting point is 00:57:37 Yeah, man. That sounds dope. He was in Varsity Blues. Yes, he was. He was in Varsity Blues. Yes, he was. That guy in She's All That. Hell of a villain in that movie.
Starting point is 00:57:45 He was. Yeah. Man, guy in She's All That. Hell of a villain in that movie. He was. Yeah. Man, does that ever happen in real life? Have you ever known any situation where that has happened, where someone made a foolish bet in high school, and then the girl found out about it, or the guy found out about it? Oh. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:57:58 No. No, it doesn't happen. No, that's why I left the show I used to do with Shane. I found out that I was the bet comic on that show. bet we can make a lot of hair down yeah i saw something i was like hey man take the bun down man let the hair out you you used to come to the show we why do you think we took the stage to kiss me every single time that's what it was that was what we did it was under the milky twilight i almost put that on my on my list and yeah, that's the tricky thing about this draft too, because I was thinking about it. Like now in the age when people pass, they'll go and look at whatever bad shit that they did back in their life.
Starting point is 00:58:36 So it's like, I was like looking at my list. I'm like, how do I, how do I dance around some of this? I know. You don't have to. We're going to have a conversation in a bit. He was dating an 18-year-old or younger maybe. Yeah, it was like underage girls type stuff. And I was just like, okay.
Starting point is 00:58:52 But still, that doesn't stop it from when it happens. Because I didn't know that was the case when he died. Yeah. I was still like, oh, shit. Yeah, well, I'm sure. We'll definitely talk about another one. Yeah. He died crashing a Porsche, too.
Starting point is 00:59:04 I think it was a charity event or something. His homie was speeding down the road, then boom, pole. Yeah, man, sucked. Again, I think he had a lot more to give. Didn't they put his brother, they used his brother in some scenes for... In the last one, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:19 And did that weird CGI thing. Drive two different ways. It was weird to get emotional during a Fast and the Furious movie. They got you there, though, because you're like, damn. I don't know. That hit me a little bit. I love those movies. I've loved them since day one.
Starting point is 00:59:35 They're so good. I love that first Fast and the Furious movie. I love it. Except Tokyo Drift. I'm not thrilled about Tokyo Drift. I like to think of you and David as the Tyrese and Paul Walker of the modern day.
Starting point is 00:59:50 You being Tyrese for the way that you lose it on social media. Everybody was... I consider myself the Michelle Rodriguez. Oh, of course. We're glad you're back. Thank you very much. They're bringing Han back from the dead.
Starting point is 01:00:05 I love that act. John Cena much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Took some time away. They're bringing Han back from the dead for this one. I love that actor. John Cena's in it and stuff, too. Yeah, John Cena's for sure. John Cena, that movie. It's called The Fast Saga. That's fucked up. Wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:16 Expanding. Time for my third and fourth picks. My third pick, I'm going to take Philip Seymour Hoffman. Yeah, that was one. Again, I think what's hitting me is i feel like they all had so much more to give yeah and he was another one where it's like god it was drugs for him right heroin yeah was it known that he had an issue with that because it it completely blindsided me you too i think maybe like if you knew him you knew kind of thing but like it wasn't like a public thing.
Starting point is 01:00:46 Or is that why he talks so slow? It might be. He might have been like kind of like nodding off a little bit like in the middle of conversations. Yeah, Philip Seymour Hoffman and I just fucked me up, man. And again, it was like one of those out of nowhere ones. With my fourth pick, I'm going to
Starting point is 01:01:02 take a more personal one. When, not everybody knows this guy, but when former Portland Trailblazer Jerome Kersey passed away. Oh, shit, yeah. That was a fucking, that was like a big shock. Because he was like in his 50s and went in for like a knee surgery. So, it was some like blood clot thing. And like, I, it was kind of a cheat or whatever, but like I had worked with him like on.
Starting point is 01:01:24 I got to meet him because of you on Talk of Ball every now and then. You got to meet him. Was that an event we did at Portland State? He had been a member of my favorite basketball teams. When the Blazers would practice at the Middleman Jewish Community Center, Jerome Kersey would be there. You'd see these guys. And just one of the sweet...
Starting point is 01:01:41 He had become an ambassador for the team. So if you went to a Blazer game, you'd see Jerome Kersey walking around every now and then. Just looking awesome. Having the softest hands you've ever seen. I heard that. I heard about it. And it was one of those moments where it was like, when you heard about it, you were like, no, what the fuck?
Starting point is 01:01:56 My dad took that one hard too. He's like, oh man, Jerome passed, blah, blah, blah. They're roughly the same age. That's his favorite, one of his favorite Blazers. Yeah. That sucks. The city wept god the city did wait man it kind of fucking that was a punch in the stomach uh sean tough your fourth pick tupac oh yeah for sure at the time yeah i mean that was like he was have easily my like by far my favorite any sort of music at that time. And I remember too because I remember it so well because my dad
Starting point is 01:02:28 we saw it on MTV and my dad said good. So I remember when it came out they were like, you know, Tupac passed away and my dad was sitting on the couch and he was just like good. And I was just like, dude. That explains why Fanny Shakur said it was good when your dad died. I've been wondering about that for years.
Starting point is 01:02:44 I wasn't actually commenting on it at all. I remember that was, I just remember it because I was like, I was super bummed. I was young. I was probably 13 or something. And then when you said that, I was like, you monster. You can't just do that.
Starting point is 01:03:00 It happened in high school. Again, like, he was not an amazing guy. Tupac, no. He was not. But at the time, if we're just like, what hit you? It did hit me because I was like, oh, my God. That was one of the first someone I was into.
Starting point is 01:03:14 I was like, they're gone. They're not going to be here anymore. No more music. No more none of that because they died. That happens. I was never into Tupac when he was alive still. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:24 It was the first CD I ever have been an interesting, like... The first CD I ever had was Yo! MTV Raps Volume 4. And it had a get-around on there. It was a CD. And it had a get-around and the second I heard it, I was like,
Starting point is 01:03:34 Yo! MTV. God. Yo! MTV Raps Volume 4. That was the first rap CD you had? First CD ever that I had was Yo! MTV raps volume four i had a cool in the gang and a weird out bad hair day tape and my first birthday and jock jams yeah yeah those those go together uh shane time for your fourth pick it's possible
Starting point is 01:03:59 the last round may be a lightning round it's for sure gonna be a lightning round yeah absolutely okay 44 shot of jay-z glad you glad you're growing as a guy all right okay oh shit here we go i'm just kobe bryant man yeah kobe hit me unexpectedly and i mean that's pretty much what brought what spawned this idea i think yeah like that and that hit everybody i was just listening to a skateboard podcast and that they're talking about them there because they're like la kids but yeah i mean i've been you know blazers all day yeah of course my team but every when i was in high school it's like kobe this kid 17 year old gets 18 gets drafted it's just like that was i'm like oh shit this guy's just a couple years older than me now he's in the league i had like several kobe bryant trapper keepers yeah all that stuff like posters on the wall i was a basketball fan
Starting point is 01:04:44 and like that's he was just the guy i was a basketball fan and like that's he was just the guy i looked at like it was inspiring as shit even though i didn't play ball i was a baseball player it was just like still fucking kobe dude man it was so shocking like dude you know and i i see twitter i see i'm i'm staying out of all that shit i see but the thing is like i woke up in a group chat. One of my buddies, shout out to Seth Johnson. What's up, Seth? What's up, Seth?
Starting point is 01:05:09 Oh, yeah. Shout out to Seth. All the Seth heads out there. Shout out to St. John's. We're St. John's boys. Seth Amphetamines. Seth Amphetamines. That's a good one.
Starting point is 01:05:18 But Seth texted me. It was just like, Kobe died. And I'm like, what the fuck? And then I immediately go on Twitter. I go on Instagram. I'm looking at all this stuff. My wife's, I'm in the living room just sitting on the couch. My wife is in the office just working on stuff.
Starting point is 01:05:33 And she looked over and just saw, I'm just staring at a TV that wasn't on. Yeah. And she's like, what, are you okay? What's going on? And I was like, Kobe Bryant and his daughter and some other kids and the people just died in a helicopter crash. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:48 And she, not a fan of basketball, she knows of Kobe and all that. She was like, oh my God. And then I sat there and this is the part
Starting point is 01:05:55 that fucking scared me a little bit is how it hit me. I fucking shed some tears, man. Me too. Once I found out that it was also him and his daughter, Gigi. Oh out It was also him And his daughter
Starting point is 01:06:05 Gigi And a whole other family I mean Family and all that stuff It's just a horrible thing As you know I'm a dad I got a little girl
Starting point is 01:06:13 And it's just like I started just connecting shit And then like this childhood Person I looked up to And then just the way it happened Yeah dude I shed some tears over it man And then I got shit
Starting point is 01:06:22 From my buddies Later on that night When we went to a bar Cause comics don't know How to be nice to each other. Right, right, right. You were sitting with some crybabies. Oh, yeah. I cried when Kobe died, too.
Starting point is 01:06:30 I was very surprised by it. Like, how much it affected me. Yeah. It was... I was calling the shot. He's pointing to the rafters, baby. He's like, that's a perfect face. i mean if i were if i were a lesser person i would just make that pick then because i'm not gonna i'm not gonna yeah but um it was fucking it was yeah it was just shocking and like that there are the you know like the sexual assault thing is a, an extremely part of his legacy.
Starting point is 01:07:06 The way many of the people who have been picked have had like problematic backgrounds and everything. Except for Harambe. Clean, clean sheets. Uh, posse time for your, uh,
Starting point is 01:07:18 fourth and then final picks. And the final pick, we're gonna do a little lightning round. Boom, bang. On account of this is an active comedy club. I'm changing my original pick because this is getting bleak and I'm changing
Starting point is 01:07:32 one to one that didn't make me sad. It made me say like, hell yeah, you did it. Stanley. Oh, yes. It did affect you. It affected you first, but in a good way. It's a bummer that he's gone, but when you look at, like, who Crest Harder, in his 90s. He smoked it to the filter for sure.
Starting point is 01:07:48 Created things that will live on pretty much for as long as there's media. Yeah. Sure. Stan fucking Lee. Stan Lee, that's a great pick, man. Yeah. When he went out, it was like, what do you think? Like Sean says, smoked it to the filter.
Starting point is 01:07:58 Yeah. Oh, yeah. And he got it all done. I mean, I'm sure there was more he wanted to do, but he did a lot. Yeah. And that's really sad. That's a good call. Also, pretty dope move to make sure that
Starting point is 01:08:07 you have a small little part in each one of your movies. What a nice, fun thing to do for yourself. Just pop in. You guys keep the check. I'm just here to hang out. And your final pick? Final pick. Lil Neesh, but
Starting point is 01:08:23 I'm a big fan of battle rap. Yeah. That's the rapper's name? Little Niche? Little Niche. Little Niche. Damn it. I regret the Stanley pick.
Starting point is 01:08:34 I wish I would have kept us all depressed and vulnerable. A rapper named Bender. A Canadian dude who I enjoyed thoroughly as a battle rapper, but also made dope music as a part of Flight Distance. I'm not familiar with either of those but it sounds awesome. He was dope. Bender sounds cool in that groove.
Starting point is 01:08:51 Backpack hip hopper head. You're like an old... I have no words anymore. You sound like you're really mad at him. You're like old. Fuck back. I like you. You sound like you're really mad at him. You're like, oh, fuck. What are a couple things people should check out? Oh, he has his two best battles.
Starting point is 01:09:18 One where he was on the losing end of a battle against Portland's own Illmaculate. Oh, yeah. And that's a phenomenal battle. Another one where he just absolutely destroys a guy who actually chokes his rounds. named sid vicious spelled syd syd vicious and then flight distances first album bad information all killer things you can find with bender uh shane your final pick my final pick this uh this one this one this is a deep cut but i think it affected everyone in this room when you saw it she had a small small role in a very big movie and that movie was called up and her name is l and she is the wife of the old man that dies
Starting point is 01:09:50 right in the beginning it makes you cry 30 seconds into the god damn how that made it into i was because people people like people give you shit for crying at a disney movie you're like that is sadder than beaches that movie that movie. Oh, that shit. The beginning to that movie, you're like, this is so depressing. The first time you watch it, you're like, hell yeah, Pixar movie. Then 10 minutes later, you're like,
Starting point is 01:10:12 no! And the whole process. Why are you even following me on this? Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God. This takes a belt to the crowd right off the bat. This is going to get sad later, but I'll be all right by then.
Starting point is 01:10:25 Man. I took my alright by then. Man. I took my kid to go see that. She just looked up crying. She's like, why did you bring me here? I was like, I'm sorry. I'm a terrible parent. She cried for the first five minutes because of that shit, man. Oh man, that's so funny. That movie's the reason people go to
Starting point is 01:10:41 every Pixar movie. They're like, alright, motherfucker. I just show up late. Come on, ten minutes. Show up late to a Pixar movie. Save yourself. Show up late. Don't listen to the lunatic sitting next to me. Show up on time. Sean, time for your final pick. I'm just going to honor skateboarding.
Starting point is 01:10:57 There's three skateboarders that I can think of that were prominent skaters that passed away. I'm going to pick Phil Schau. He was like the first pro skateboarder that i had ever heard of passing away and then two honorable mentions for van wastel and um ben reamers so three skateboarders phil shau shau sh-a-o oh yeah yeah i remember when because you it there's like you just it was the first skateboarder that like died that i ever heard about yeah so it was one of those things where you're like, damn, I guess it happens. Everybody dies. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:29 Everybody dies. And that was one of those things where I'm like, he was good. He was young. You're just like, what the hell happened to this guy? Yeah. It was just one of those things when a skateboarder died. So I want to pay him a little tribute. Very nice.
Starting point is 01:11:40 Shout out to the Hines. Yeah, there was a few others. The final pick. I'm calling in a ringer. Yeah, you are. I'm calling in Ivan M. Carmel to make the pick. We'll just pass him the microphone. Oh, here, I'll just give him mine.
Starting point is 01:11:50 Oh, yeah, there we go. You know who Isor Danielevich is? Who's Isor Danielevich? Kirk Douglas. That's his real name? Isor Danielevich? And then he went by Izzy Dembski. Wait, who were we talking about?
Starting point is 01:12:02 So he had three names. Oh. Izzy Demski. Wait, who were we talking about? Kirk Douglas. So he went from Issa Danielewicz to Izzy Demski to Kirk Douglas. Was he Jewish? Was he one of ours?
Starting point is 01:12:13 Yeah! Yeah, dog Spartacus! Your dad's making the same face I made when Stan Lee died. And why I was shocked? I didn't know he was Lee died. I was like, we did it. You know? And why I was shocked? Yeah. I didn't know he was still alive. He was 103, right?
Starting point is 01:12:30 He was 103 years old. He was 103 years old. And then I took a look at a picture of him at 103, and that shocked me too. He did look, he looked like he was made out of paper and mache. And then I realized two other shocking things. A, I was unlikely to live till 103.
Starting point is 01:12:49 And B, I didn't want to, if that's what I was going to look like. Solid. And he's passing the mic back. Mic drop. I've been cashed out part metal. You know, what's funny is I did not know that's who that was. Top five feature.
Starting point is 01:13:09 When he flashed the phone. No, I thought it was. Well, draft's over. Who did you think it was? I thought it was Paul Newman. Oh, boy. I thought it was Sinatra. I thought it was Paul Newman. I was like, dude, I'll talk about the hustler all day.
Starting point is 01:13:18 He just died. Kurt Douglas, baby. Yeah. Dear, we're listening to Dear Mr. Fantasy. Is this Steve Winwood? This is Steve Winwood right here. Put the mic up. I'll talk over it.
Starting point is 01:13:29 So just to recap that, Kirk Douglas was their final pick. That's the main plot. Song rules, man. Adam Posse, you went first. You took Anthony Bourdain, Nipsey Hussle, Bradley Noel, Stan Lee, and then Bender. Shane, you went second. You took Harambe, Bernie Mac, Alan Rickman, Kobe, Bean Bryant, and then L from Up. Sean Jordan, you took Aaliyah, Whitney Houston, Paul Walker, Tupac Shakur, and then Phil Schau.
Starting point is 01:14:00 That's a weird party. I went last, and I took Mac Miller, Robin Williams, Phil Seymour Hoffman, Jerome Kersey, and then Kirk Douglas. What was his... Isor Danielewicz. Isor Danielewicz. Spartacus. Isor Danielewicz. Strong name.
Starting point is 01:14:17 I mean, amazing list. It's weird to say leaving people on board because a lot of these deaths affect us, but one person I just want to shout is when Steven Brody Stevens passed. Yes, that was one of my backers. That was definitely affecting me personally. That's somebody a lot of us knew and he'd been the warm-up on Chelsea
Starting point is 01:14:33 lately and yeah, man, it was a bummer when he passed. It was a real big bummer. Here's what I'll say. Amy Winehouse was another one. I heard this on the radio. Give your loved ones the flowers when they're alive. Tell people you love them when they're alive. You never know how long you have.
Starting point is 01:14:49 And enjoy it. Enjoy life. Try not to stress over all the little things. I'm working on this myself. All the little stuff. Enjoy everything as much as you can. If you're in trouble, if you need to talk to someone, talk to someone. Hit us up.
Starting point is 01:15:03 I've had quite a few people send me messages about how this got them through some stuff. Send those messages. If you've got to send them, they'll all get responded to. Just try to be happy and do the best you can. Don't care what truth brings, dude. Talk to me. I'll talk to you. If I got through that, I'll get through the vows.
Starting point is 01:15:20 Absolutely not. I'm just trying to do shit. Way like... No, no, no. You're going to be crying hard, dude. Hard cry. I'm just trying to do shit. Wait a minute. Absolutely not. No, no, no. You're going to be crying hard, dude. Hard cry. I'm going to be standing there fucking crip walking, clowning on you. It's going to be amazing. Laura's going to be like, shut up.
Starting point is 01:15:31 You're embarrassing me. I left Heath Ledger. Oh, yeah. That was just such a shocking one. Yeah, man. Best Joker, in my opinion. I'll fight you. Jack Daniels.
Starting point is 01:15:43 I'll fight you. Who's the best Joker? Okay. The one I changed to Stan Lee from was Judy Garland. Oh, sure. Just because it's always put a knot in my stomach what she went through as a kid. It's always messed me up. If you want Seth Amphetamines to make fun of you, too,
Starting point is 01:15:59 go to the bar a couple hours after they've been there and tell them that you're... Oh, I'll plant that big head in the earth. Easter Island shit. Yeah, so we want to hear yours. Hit us up at AllFantasyPod on Twitter. If you want to email us, it's AllFantasyPodcast at gmail.com. Shout out to everyone on the All Fantasy Everything subreddit. Thank you for rocking with us.
Starting point is 01:16:21 Extra big shout out to everyone on the AFE Patreon. Thank you for paying us a livable wage. Shout out to Randall Lawrence. Thank you for the gear. Carnival Studios. Is that right? Cranival. Cranival. Cranival Studios. Oh, what is it? Cranival. Cranival Studios here in Portland. He's a podcaster. He's fantastic dude. He's letting us use
Starting point is 01:16:38 his stuff. And Jaron George. Also, thank you for the mic cords. Shout out to Helium Comedy Club and Nick Harris over there. Yes, shout out to Helium Comedy Club and Nick Harris. Shout out to super producer Marissa. She's the best. Shout out to Frankie Ocean. Shout out to Sid the Dude. Shout out to the Carmel Squad.
Starting point is 01:16:52 Shout out to the Carmel Squad. Shout out to Tyler. Shout out to Ivan. Shout out to Aliza Carmel. Shout out to Sue Carmel, whoever she is. There it is. Shout out to Robert Blaylock. Let's get the whole family in here.
Starting point is 01:17:02 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Robert, shout out to Jessica Blaylock. Let's get the whole family in here. Robert Bear Blaylock. Shout out to Jessica Blaylock. I'm going to have a messy hair contest with Bear. I'll tell you that. It's going to be fun. Shout out to Danielle Carmel. I don't think she listens. Shout out to her.
Starting point is 01:17:17 Some cuts. Shout out to her late dog, Mango. Shout out to Steely Dan. Shout out to Steely Dan. Shout out to Steve Winwood. Shout out to Mungo Jerry. Mungo sounds like Mungo. Shout out, Harden. Shout out to Todd Blair Dan. Shout out to Steely Dan. Shout out to Steve Winwood. Shout out to Mungo Jerry. Shout out to Mungo Jerry. Mungo sounds like Mungo.
Starting point is 01:17:27 Shout out, Harden. God. Shout out, Todd Black. Mr. Fantasy. Shout out to Mr. Fantasy. Shout out to Mr. Fantasy. Shout out to Traffic. Shout out to the Spencer.
Starting point is 01:17:34 Oh, yeah, you'll play us out. Shout out to Spencer Davis Group. Sure. That was Steve Winwood. And more important than all that, tune in again next week for another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything. It's your Clackity. Top five. that was a hate gun podcast

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