All Fantasy Everything - HBO Shows (Auction w/ Zach Harper)

Episode Date: July 25, 2024

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This is a HeadGum Podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything, the podcast where we fantasy draft anything and everything from the world of pop culture. Huh? I've combined the two. There you go. On the fly, I combined the two. Now people know what we do. We fantasy draft pop culture here on this podcast.

For all you brand new listeners. All the day ones. If this is day one that's what we're doing all the gen z-ers all the gen alphas all the babies listening to this for the first time all the tick tocks and the tactics yeah all y'all am i a millennial yes you're an elder millennial yeah you're an elder millennial what What's right after millennials? Gen X. Gen X, millennial Gen Z. Oh, after, above.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. All right. Like, your brother is a Gen Xer, right, Ian? Yeah, he's Gen X, yeah. Oh, totally. That's like reality bites, right? Like, they were Gen X. For sure.

It's like... Okay. Because Gen X is like... How old are they now at the oldest? Like, 50? There was a DJ in Sioux Falls, Gen X, J-E-N-N. You get it. You get it.

The kids these days are dressed. You know what? Like, I used to think they were dressing like me and some of them are, but they're really kind of doing more of a Gen X thing. I'm seeing a lot of South Carolina Gamecocks hats that just say Cox. That was funny because they're like the least cool. Or to me, I don't think they're that cool gen x because they're like the they're like the first adults after us yeah you know what i mean i like gen x because my older brother and my older sister were so cool and i was like that's

what a cool adult is like fair fair fair fair either way i got a vols shirt on either way either way we'll rock and balls this episode if it is your first it's atypical we're doing an auction draft every every maybe once a year we've we've been doing auction drafts every month on the patreon right and every now and then we like to float one up to the main feed just to let you know what those auction drafts feel like and we had a topic come up now i still we started looking at it and it's like i think this would be more fun as an auction draft i think so yeah if you've read the description you know we're drafting hbo television shows today if you look at all their

shows it really boiled down to wasn't a huge list for me like what i really want and i feel like it's fairly it is a bigger list than I thought for me. I feel like there's definitely, definitely some first round talent. Definitely. Oh yeah. All three of us for sure would like, and I know.

Including some first round talent that maybe other people wouldn't consider first round talent. Well, definitely. I think there's one that we all know. I was over here. We all know exactly what was going on. I was over here explaining the whole thing to Isaac and I was like, it it's not that bad you know the age it was you know whatever it's

a time capsule i said time capsule 30 times it could break some records all i'm saying is it could break some records yeah i only need one dollar for the other picks yeah that's not at all true i think and i'm just flowing this out for the other bit i want to do a live one of these at high plains with real money that's what i want to do let's do it i would love done done that we just have a guy who spends the most money i'm just laura goes we just bought an ipad she's like can you put money in the account i'm like yeah you know i love buying stuff she's like you didn't you're not doing i'm like yeah but i know i, I love buying stuff. She's like, you didn't, you're not doing it. I'm like, yeah, but I know I spent the money. That's,

that's fun. I just transferred, I transferred money. I don't get to see anything, but it's just a cool spending it. So get a high off of the accrual of assets. I do. I,

I love spending money. I don't know what it is. I don't know when it started for real, but I do love it. That feels good. It does feel good. It's not great for you always, but sometimes it feels good. Buying the kid an It's not great for you always, but sometimes it feels

good. Buying the kid an iPad for a trip. Low stakes, balling out. Like, come on, baby. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse tonight. Yeah. I got the whole crew at Chili's the other day. Nothing. Yeah. The crowd loves David.

So I'm worried about how we have the voting. David, you won most of the drafts on the road, based on the crowds. I did win most of the drafts. You won most of the drafts on the road? I got one. I mean, this one, it doesn't matter who votes because it's all

the money game, right? Well, I guess it does. Well, no, the auction draft, it does matter. We do need to figure out what you win if you win the poll or whatever. I think you get the money. Chili's gift card. Oh, you get draft. It does matter. We do need to figure out what you win if you win the poll or whatever. I think you get the money. Chili's gift card. Oh, you get all the money. You should get the money, but it should be dispersed in a funny way.

How much money is it? It's 300 bucks. 300 bucks. Well, we're going to have to. We'll get a fourth in there. It should be like to like. You have to like give it to somebody. That'd be fun.

Like someone in the crowd gets 300 bucks. We could each be fighting for. You have to buy some houseplants or something. We should fight for somebody in the crowd. We should each pick. We will be someone's champion. That's a good idea. We each pick our champion. Then we're going for it. Alright, come see us at High Plains.

We'll be at High Plains. That's a good idea. If you're a single mother who's going to be there by themselves, let me know and I will be your champion. And then we will let the crowd know and more than likely you'll win that money. If who's there on their own? Single mother.

I was just trying to think of somebody people would be like want to have the money. A nurse, you know, like a... A widow. An essential worker. I want someone who's already a winner. Yeah. If you're already killing it, come to Team David. I want the worst person there. I want someone who's already a winner. Yeah. If you're already killing it, come to Team David.

I want the worst person there. I want someone. I want a liar. A cheat. You need a cad. I need a cad. I want someone. Is a cad bad?

No, not a cad. I think it's bad, but everybody loves him to be a cad. I think like. Okay. Yeah. It's like kind of good. It's like both tongue in cheek. Like, you're a cad.

Yeah. I want a mischievous person. I want someone who has been banned from establishments. You know. But in a good way. In a good way. Hit me up. Somebody who's been banned from the venue that we're at would be fun.

That'd be fun. Stand outside. I'll throw money at you. Straight out the window. Do we know what venue we're at? No. No. I imagine it's at the same spot.

We might not be anywhere. We might be in the streets. We've done one before in the streets. And it was, anywhere. We might be in the streets. We've done one before in the streets. We're going to be in my yard. No, we can't. No, we can't. Ill, baby. The one in Columbus? Yeah. In the streets.

Sean, this comes out a week from Thursday. I don't like that. Nope. No promos. David? Sean was making a weird face, dude.. David, Sean was making a weird face, dude. Weird face. Sean was making a weird face.

This comes out on the 25th. No, no, no. I'll be doing it. Sisyphus brewing, August 10th. Tickets are going fast.

Me and Zach Toscani, August 13th. Who's headlining? At the, we're both headlining. Oh, okay. Who goes first?

I think we're going to flip a coin. How do you do that? I'd like him. I'd like to go first i always like going first i always want to go first in any of these situations yeah go first um and then lincoln lodge in chicago there's only we added another show and there's only like 30 tickets left so you know there's more for minneapolis but anyway just those two things august 10th and the 13th and just chilling david boy this comes out the 25th oh man i was just in dallas you missed me this does not come out august 25th this comes out july 25th did i say august 25th yeah yeah oh yeah i got i don't know why i got scared david though we had five five recorded that we didn't five in the bank yeah i was like whoa uh july 25th oh a week a week in a day my special drop

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You did that to honor Scottiety pippen the 33 videos right yeah yeah oh yeah and where are the tits and dicks i've lied i wanted i wanted i wanted to get more on the drive traffic did you watch that on on house the dragon house the dragon the guy getting domed no what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing go what i'm telling you it's clearly a fake it's like there's a straight line of a dick it's just you got it come on some people have straight lines not this ain't real it's like a broom handle you gotta my name is ian carmel at ian Carmel on Twitter. At Ian Carmel on Instagram. Buy T-shirt

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All of that stuff keep listening to all fantasy everything be excellent to one another personal vouch because i started reading the book i started reading the book you said to make it silly oh i did i did i did hell yeah hell yeah all right i started reading the book it It's great. It's good. It's good. I was just doing Seinfeld. I started reading it. It's a good book. It wasn't even like wavy. It's kind of Muppety.

Kind of lesser Muppet vibes. Yeah, I got a chapter in and I could just feel myself getting smarter. You know, read books, everybody, but start with T-Shirt Swim Club. It's a good book. Atta babe. Atta babe! Check out T-Shirt Swim Club, Sean Jordan's favorite book currently. You guys have bookmarks or do you do the dog ear, the

little page where you're at? You probably got bookmarks, huh? Bookmarks. Or I'll just use like a piece of paper or something. Alright. I'm a bookmark boy. Or honestly, and I buy a lot of paperbacks, man. Sometimes I just mush it down on the page I'm on. There we go. That's what I'm talking about.

I'll leave the book open on the top of the bed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like damaging the pages. Well, that's because you're a good guy. I have empathy. Unlike all of you. I have compassion. Yeah.

For the trees that sacrificed. Fuck trees, dude. For the creation of these folks. You know what I just learned? You know why the bark on trees is split? Is it a joke or a fact? Oh, it's a fact. Yeah, I can't.

Oh, it sounds like a joke. You're about to make some dog reference. Damn it. I can't think of a joke. No, it's so, I went on a nature hike with Max the other day. And the person that was guiding the hike. And Max told me. And Max told me. And Max told me it's because there's blueberries that grow out of the bushes in our ground.

It's the skin on trees. It just stretches. So the bark is like their skin and it cracks when the tree gets. But I didn't know that. I thought some trees just had cracky bark, but it's like skin. No idea. So those are like stretch marks. Cracky bark.

We're all connected. Yeah. Sounds like a slur or something. Cracky bark sounds like a... It's like we're all connected. Yeah. It sounds like a slur or something. Cracky bark? Cracky skin does not feel great. Cracky bark does? Cracky bark. Doesn't it?

No, it sounds like a... Oh, man. We're not as active in the world of racism as you. Well, don't. Come on. Don't. Don't put us all in a box. Isaac's a big racist.

He accused me of being a big racist now this is an auction draft so we don't really have a way that we determine the order the way this works is each of us die of $100 and this is main feed so we're not going Patreon rules we each have $100 Sean won the last one but we're not gonna

I think since it's main feed we leave the let's just start with $100 everyone has $100 is this current slang to say I'm gonna keep it a buck or is that to the kids stop saying that who are you asking

I'm asking the old guys that I work with I'm asking my two old co-workers I think people still say that people my age still say that all right isaac keep it a buck i mean yeah i still hear it it's not what i wanted to hear but i just put it in the lexicon i still hear it well Well, is it? Okay. At work? Each of us have $100 and we will be putting HBO shows up for bidding. Whoever, you know, you have $100 and only $100

and we have five spots to fill each. We decided not to do categories for this one. Just because I think like the HBO show pool is enough of a category is what we determined together. And whoever wins that movie spends the most money on it gets that movie spend $25 on

Isaac's good time late night show then you only have $75 but you have that show afterwards we'll be asking you the listener to vote on who you think won this draft this will be a big poll too this will be up this will be up like on actual

I don't know X or wherever people go now Instagram and stuff not just a page I posted a thread the other day didn't like how it felt I can't do new stuff I'm sure it's better I'm sure it's nicer I can't do it this is like a lot of people asking questions to get

engagement like it's just like everything was just like how big is too big of an ass? That's a good question. It was a doctor though. It was Harvard EDU. Yeah. It was just like, what's a first date red flag?

But everybody's asking that to drive engagement. I knew it. Fuck you. Fuck you. This sucks also i knew it i knew i knew it fuck you oh look at these i knew it oh my god ass you didn't ass it's hbo shows you didn't have an idea harper has joined the auction draft trash i'm so pissed i had i had a big feeling and I forgot about it. Coming in from the rafters. At Doc Hoops himself. Damn.

And another person who I think is pretty in line with the shit I like. So it's. I assure him. Easy, sexy. Zach Harper, this is coming out July 25th. Anything you'd like to point people towards? Let's see. What movies are coming out this summer?

Twisters will be out by now. I'm so mad already. Oh, go Twisters. Wolverine. Yeah, Twisters comes out this year. I can't wait to see Twisters. I rewatched Twister the other day. Great movie.

Good movie. Great film. It is so good. I love movies where they make science feel like sports. Yeah. It's just like, he's got a feel for the twist yeah he knows what he's talking about what the fuck is this nonsense and then uh whatever the princess bride's name is he uh he's like the bad guy that's always fun he's it feels okay yeah he always feels so smart i love a bad twister scientist a bad like what's he gonna do he's gonna use it for evil or he's just also

studying he stole the design for the dorothy he stole the design unexecuted unrealized i don't care who figures it out if he figures it out or if bill paxton figures it out but somebody needs to figure it out i don't care who gets the design. If he figures it out or if Bill Paxton figures it out, but somebody needs to figure it out. I don't care who gets the design stolen. Figure out how these fuckers move around. You know what I mean? I mean, Bill Paxton knows in his heart, though. Yeah, he does. He can feel it.

Yeah, he feels it. Because he's part native. I never understood why he was so tied. You think it's because he's part native? I don't know what. I don't know. I don't understand Twister science. Why did he know? Oh oh you think it's like a

they never explain it I think he's just maybe he's got too much iron in his nose I think his dad was part tornado his dad was half tornado my mom cheated on my real dad with a tornado my father was a tornado my father was a tornado he killed my mom

we agree that tornadoes look cool I get they're destructive My father was a tornado. My father was a tornado. He killed my mom. We agree that tornadoes look cool. I get they're destructive, but they look really cool. Have you ever seen one? Yep, several. I've never seen one touch the ground. I've seen funnel clouds, though, and they look, they're so cool. They're scary. I've seen a few.

I've seen a few touch down in Oklahoma and in an open field out in Elbert County. Man, it is. Don't love it. Don't love it. I was in the crib when one went over. That shit was scary. Then you go out in the whole neighborhood and I was crying. I went over to Swank Chief's house. It's a scene, man.

They're gnarly. I think we could survive one. I could. You think outside? If we bolted ourselves dead, if we strapped in, i think we could be fine it depends on the size of the twist f5 yeah you and rihanna oh sorry rihanna sorry i couldn't finish sexually satisfying you

we're auction drafting hbo shows we each have a hundred dollars uh isaac who do you think should go first uh on my board it has david's always in the middle and i feel like he never starts so let's go with david science all right and harper's not on your board so he's on my board he's this is all coordinated with isaac yeah i asked right away i was like his heart for coming he goes i i don't know I can't confirm or deny that. I knew. See, he was smart. I didn't even... The CIA answer. Oh, you forgot about Dre. He's always coming, dude. And he's always been.

He nuts in a Twister. Just lay back and let the Twister do the work. I don't know what that means. I don't know what it means, but I liked it. I'll tell you that. I don't know what it means, but I liked it. I'll tell you that. So it's, all right, it's me first. It's you first.

All right. Entourage, $50. Wow. Okay, we're going right to it. So, okay. I just did a rewatch. Just finished one like last week. the opening bid for Adrian Grenier's entourage is $50

I'm in the middle of a rewatch every time you talk to me right now I'm season 2 episode 4 probably right when did maybe I'm season 3 episode 1 when did Vince act like he was going to bail on Aquaman you're asking us

is that end of 2 that's end of season two end of right so i'm season three episode two right now 50 55 bucks 60 i mean 70 80 what what i knew it come on you guys have a hundred dollars total there are a lot of HBO shows. Can we? This is out of control. 80? Entourage isn't normally the first thing we talk about. Let's see who wants it.

God, you're such a... You need... You have to have five picks, Harper, by the end of this. You need $4 left over. The highest you can go is $96. Let's talk about it a little bit more before we end this show. The auction draft has already been broken,

which was previously for chimpanzees, also by Zach Harper on the Drafting a Zoo episode. On Patreon. Entourage isn't for everyone. It's for me you if you can't it's not for you sean i don't think 81 dollars my buddy my buddy jerry ferrara is on there your buddy yeah previous afp guest your friend my guy we once saw him at the celebrity game you know anyone else who's like snuck into the show they've had a lot of people on that show anyone else that

I was just listening to the knuckleheads podcast with Lamar Odom from like last year and he briefly mentioned he briefly mentioned his time on Entourage his moment on Entourage did he happen to mention anything about acting classes he didn't he said that he didn't know

what he didn't know what... No shade. I would do a bad job too. But hey, Vince, your brother's crazy, man. He didn't know what the lines were supposed to mean. He just knew that he had to say them. So I'm guessing he didn't like read the rest of the script. That's so right.

He didn't know. Sounds like working in cartoon. Did he know he had nice calves in the episode? Like, we're going to be fetishizing your calves. So that's the thing. Quinn Richardson and Darius Miles immediately called BS on it because they're like, you don't have good calves? It was great. It was a great little moment. All three of them love Entourage.

Who doesn't? Yeah. Sean, apparently. Oh, no. I'm on top of the world right now. It's 81 for Sean right now. It's 82 to me. God damn it. Is it like there's problematic I'm on top of the world right now it's 81 for Sean right now it's 82 to me it is it like there's problematic

parts of the show there's no getting around that it does not age well in that sense but it is definitely of the time and of the time they make the people in the show like Vince and his friends none of them are bad people.

They are all good people. And they actually don't do anything wrong, really, ever. Any of the four. Are you telling us or convincing yourself? A little bit of both, all the time. I always watch the show. It's kind of a cool time capsule now, too, to go back and look at L.A. during that era, what everyone was wearing. Because they would film at like LA hotspots.

And you're like, almost every episode's at earth. They're dressed so bad. They are at like places that it's, you can go to earth cafe now. Everywhere they filmed was either closed or you can get in for the most part. It's just kind of,

it's a cool LA tourism type show. I live near the theater where they see Aquaman. Oh, is that really? Oh, in the valley. It's in the valley. It's off of Van Eyes. It's right across from where the Best Buy is there now. I see it every time. One day in the valley. Dog Day Afternoon, that episode. I just saw my man Sam Levine

a month ago. He's one of the teenagers in that episode. He is. I don't understand why they can't keep making this over and over and over again forever. They could. You're talking just have Ari be the through line, right? Or a new super agent or whatever.

Yeah. Now they could just restart it. Now it could be Rex or whatever. What do you guys think of Johnny Drama as a character? Do you like him? Do you dislike him? I dislike him. I love him as a character. Do you like him? Do you dislike him? I dislike him. I love him as a character. He makes me so uncomfortable.

He dresses like an absolute dipshit. He, he, I think he's fantastic. So he's like the real idea of like what it might be like to actually, if you did make a dent, but then you fell into obscurity and just constantly tried to claw your way back. Feels like that happens

a ton where you're just doing bit parts and shows all the time. My issue was his brother is Kevin Dillon and he looks like a melted Skeletor version of Kevin Dillon and that always slightly disturbed me. He's Kevin Dillon.

His brother is Matt Dillon. My bad, Matt Dillon. His brother's Matt Dillon. My bad. Matt Dillon. His brother's Matt Dillon. Yeah. Just in that, you just got lost in the sauce. That's the point of the character, right? To me, so there's one interesting 82 is the bid. Yeah, I can't. I mean, I can't.

I hate to suck all the fun out of that particular pick right away, but I can't go over the $82. You could have it for $83. He says that. He says that. But do you believe him? Do you even know four other? I mean, I know you know four other HBO shows, but you could get after everyone else has had their pick of the letter.

I don't want to do that. So, no. Harper, take it down. All right. I want an agent. $82. Really? Chaos agent.

Did you say $83? I can't believe you let that go. You ran it all the way up the flagpole, then you let him have it? $83. Did you just say it? $83. You said he could have it. Hey, we got to count it. $83 from Shantaraj. $83. You said he could have it. We gotta count it.

$83 from Shantaraj. $83 from Shantaraj. Yeah, Shantaraj Jordan. $83. You can have it. I'm a man of my word. I thought I reverse-psychologized him there. I did not think he was gonna go to $83.

You didn't have to reverse. I just psychologized him. Yeah, you did. David threw it in drive. He didn't let me cheat. It all worked out really well. David ran me over with a psychology semi. Do you want to give us an oh yeah?

Having one entourage for $83? Oh, yeah. Good job. My, my. Maybe run that back, though. That's not the way. Sean, you're next on the board that Isaac has put in front of us. Yeah.

You have $17 and entourage. Would you like to put something up for the bidding? Now, yeah. See, this is where I need to. Yeah, sure. I mean, I'm not'm not gonna get them so i might as well uh game of thrones for ten dollars 15 bucks 18 18 for game of thrones i go 24 can we talk about other shows while we're doing this we can write, right? No. Other HBO shows? Yeah. 22.

Like the one that's currently on the air? That's the spinoff of the show? Where someone gets a knobber and you guys refuse to watch it? Harper, did you watch that? The second season? I thought he was calling out episode 3. Episode 3? I watched season 2 episode 3.

Season 1. Timestamp 2240. season one i'm not time stamp 22 48 45 13 i remember it like it was last night stuff we're talking about when the boobs are on the screen all right apparently someone gets a knobber in season episode three of season two of house of the dragon 45 minutes 13 seconds in. Bottom left-hand side of your screen. $11, Isaac. $25 for Game of Thrones? $25 for Game of Thrones. What a great show. Dana was doing a rewatch. Yeah. Amazing show. I'm thinking of asking her to start over again so I can join. It made my career watching that show.

It's fresh for David right now. Yeah, I forgot to Jason. Well, in the last couple years, right? David, you just finished it recently, right? I finished it like four months ago, yeah. Because I am just in it for the dragons, I wasn't nearly as critical of the show as a lot of people were in the later seasons.

Because there were dragons. There were a lot of dragons. More than ever. Ultimately, that's all I wanted to see. I was here for the dragon stuff, for how they were going to figure that out, the White Walkers, all that stuff. But I didn't read the books. I struggled to keep track of names of characters

at some time. So people would be like, oh, I can't believe this person did that. I'm like, totes. Yeah, I agree. You know, what's funny is I didn't read the books either you know how you can tell there were books because i spent 83 on entourage that's how you can tell wait so 25 is where it's at yeah it can't go for 25 26 27 isaac you you don't get to say how much you can go for

I'm sorry unless you want to strap on a helmet and get in the bidding yourself I've read all the books Isaac rack yourself up for $100 and get in the game come on get in here there's enough shows get in give the people a big name

strap it on dude I like how the terminology you're using is strap it on as I like how the terminology you're using is strap it on as though it is a penis it's a dildo that I'm strapping on maybe my mind is in the gutter you Gen Z kids

are having too much sex famously not enough apparently I didn't mind the last seasons either like i think obviously could have been better but i didn't i don't care why don't james ears want to have sex this is a whole different thing i guess we could if we talk about euphoria then we can get into it i was fine with having the mountain in the in the hound fight

like they did i didn't care i was fine with all of it the john snow love plot i was that was the end i thought was danny yeah sure yeah like you didn't even feel i was like do you guys even like each other i don't this doesn't make any sense no it's a weird hard to tie up the end of that but it's about the ride and not necessarily the destination. The ride was amazing. It's a $28 ride. It's weird because I'm looking at the price tag and it says $29. See, Harper, we could have done this dance a little more with Entourage.

No, you guys went nuts. You started at $50. You jumped up to $70. Yeah, because I was just calling them out to the dance floor. I didn't know we wanted to poke them. Guns started getting pulled quick on Entourage, dude. They heated up. I don't know what you expected. I can't believe I got it, honestly.

I think you guys are being real cool. That was nice of you. You spent $83. I get it. If we had 1,000 theoretical bucks, I'd have spent 830, Playboy. I was going to go to the top. I mean, it's not a bust, though. It's not like a Herschel Walker situation. No, I can't. If we had a thousand theoretical bucks, I'd have spent $830, Playboy. I was going to go to the top. I mean, it's not a bust, though. It's not like a Herschel Walker situation. You know, it's good.

You maybe didn't get Michael Jordan, but you drafted Hakeem, number one. Yeah, Hakeem's great. Yeah, the dream. Tyrion Lannister I like more and more the further I get away from the show. Really? You didn't like him in the show? I liked him in the show too, but

the further back I get, I'm like, you know who fucking ruled with Peter Dinklage, dude? Getting hammered all the time. Always knew what to say. He just always said the right thing. Obviously enjoyed having sex. A little lecherous.

A little? Just enough. A little? Just enough. A little? Yeah. It's a lech, right? That means like promiscuous? Is that what lecherous means? Cersei ruled. It's a show with a deep bench of actors. Huge deep bench of characters. Even Joffrey was great.

You remember the woman who was like holding Cersei captive. That's the... Hannah Waddingham. Yeah, the team owner from Ted Lasso. I don't know if everybody knows. Yeah, Hannah Waddingham.

West End legend. So 29 is what it's going for? 30? 30. Yeah, that's dope, man. I can just kind of throw it on. Is this still the most watched tv show in history of on hbo not in hb show i mean yeah yeah yeah what would be seinfeld

no i mean like the mash finale everyone in the world watched it you mean the one specific to actual most watch i got you got you shows dude in the 70s like 50 million people would watch and the networks would be like ah it's not really hitting the way we want it to are we only doing shows that were on HBO yes check what the boundaries are

what are you talking about what are you talking about you have friends you fucking psycho $5 you idiot I would have liked to know that before I spent most of my money You have friends, you fucking psycho. Psycho. Five dollars. You idiot. I would have liked to know that before I spent most of my money on entourage. It still would have gone up there, but not that up there.

All right. 30 for Game of Thrones. Little finger, dude. I can't do it either. It's good. That's a good ass get though. Feels like a steal. Oh, yeah.

Harper, time for you to put a show up for the bidding. Ballers, $1. Okay. I can't take watered down ballers. What am I? Or watered down entourage. I already got the one. I mean, two bucks.

$3 for ballers. If I'm talking about shows that I've actually gotten the most enjoyment out of on HBO, whether it was... Enjoyment's an interesting word. Enjoyment is the... I didn't... Yeah. Because Ballers was more of a...

Entertainment is somewhat $5. It was more of a Sunday night, like, hey, let's watch Ballers, get some pizza, and just... Isaac, you're sharing your screen, and we can see it. Yeah, but we're... Derek White and the Yamaka.

I'm posting the thing. You're going to see it anyway. Why are we seeing it, though? Why are you showing us? Oh, because you have the brawlers. Okay. It's in the same... Yeah.

But like, in Ballers also, there were... Not like there was any real problems in Entourage. There were never, ever any real problems in Ballers.

It was always so, so comical. Wasn't he sexually impotent at the beginning because he was on painkillers because he was on painkillers yeah he couldn't get it up because he was on painkillers it started out a little more serious yeah maybe they had aspirations of going down that road before he got into the monster truck yeah and that but you mean before he started reading the future because what happened the nil he did yeah he fixed the ncaa in one and a half episodes rob cordray got it for five bucks

well maybe sean you want to sean you don't want to six i want to can i have 50 extra bucks no seven it would be so funny if you had entourage and ballers and ten dollars No. Seven. It would be so funny if you had entourage and ballers and $10. I can paint a picture. If I end up with those, I think I can slide some stuff. Well, you guys got a lot of pics left. Do you have entourage and ballers? I don't have anything yet.

I'm over here. I'm over here painting my masterpiece. I'm like, well, I can't just have those I guess I mean I'll take it for seven bucks I do right take it down for seven dollars the rock Cassandre Cassandre partied with him so it's nice to know that I have

that on my list also this is where we all met John David Washington which say what you will about ballers but he is a good actor and he was good in that show. Sure. I agree with that first statement. You don't think he was good in the show? He was like the only actual

actor in the show. I mean, The Rock and Rob Corddry, but they were such ridiculous roles. A lot of vests. The vests did some good acting. Oh, dude. Acting like they weren't dying in pain. All the three suits that The Rock was wearing in Miami.

I've seen, you know, I bet I'll have some things on my list where maybe I haven't seen every episode. I've seen every episode of Ballers. Oh, yeah. I've seen every episode of Ballers next to you. Same thing with Entourage. Sean, when are we doing a rewatch? We've had, you mean on Wax? Because we've done yeah we've all done rewatches no you and me pardon yeah i would love to we've talked about it i'm ready for some of those i'm ready okay

i like to leave it where it's at tell laura i gotta go to work and watch some entourage uh time for me to put something up for the bidding I think yes it is sex in the city $1 oh 5 10 11

this show rules have you guys seen sex in the city I've tried two or three different times to get into it I just couldn't get in I've seen probably half of it. Half of it? And you're bidding $11? Yeah.

Did you enjoy that half? I did. I just never, it never got me where I was like, okay, I'm going to lock in for every single episode. But every time I would tune in, it's great. It's really funny. I love it. It's a great show.

It's hilarious. It's endlessly rewatchable. It's another piece of like travel porn where you're like, oh, I'm in New York. I'm like, what if I was like a rich unattached person in New York city? Right.

Going to this restaurant. What's the timeline? Like 99 or three ish. Yeah. Late nineties. Right. Yeah. Is it one of those shows you can,

I mean, I know there's obviously through lines in, in the show, but like, can you kind of plug in and each episode is its own story oh yeah easily because that's like with entourage and ball you know they're like that where you just poke in you're like okay i see what it's about do you like entourage and ballers um i've somehow diverted this conversation back to him yeah sex in the city it's got it's i mean it's it's sexy it's funny i don't crush on charlotte it's city charlotte was definitely my favorite too charlotte dude which one is charlotte you

know you know who i like she's the more prim and proper one the most prim and proper samantha you're a samantha guy from way back i'm definitely yeah i mean these are the like these characters are the most like toxic people you've ever met in real life and it's so it's so fun to watch them yeah it's also a perfect like study of how to write a TV show for characters who like all play

you know they say when you're pitching a show it's like okay when the network wants to be like you can take any of the two characters put them together and you'll immediately see what kind of situation that would be and with these four it's like that kind of thing you know like you know the way that

Miranda and Charlotte even giving up the pitch game right now giving up the pitch that is like such that's one of the best notes I've ever got you have to be able to like have the world actualized in that way right exactly you need to see like it's like Ian and Zach are at a baseball game. Right.

Boom. I know what that's going to be like. You know about Zach? Sean and David are at an Usher concert. It just makes sense. Wait. And then later in the season, what if Isaac and Sean go get ice cream? Yeah.

I'll tell you all about Usher. Wait, am I the wacky one? Are you the wacky one? Yeah, am I the wacky one? Are you the wacky one? Yeah you're the wacky one I would think I was more of the wacky one I would think so Sean's the wacky one Zach you're the sexy one

Zach yeah you're probably the sexy one Yeah you're Samantha Ian's like TJ Detweiler I've been watching Recess I've been watching Recess and Hey Arnold I'm the I'm the Carrie

because I write I'm the Carrie of it you're not messy like Carrie is though I was I was extremely messy I was living a Carrie life to the fullest for a while there I was like fully Carrie just with more Zanku chicken

more Zanku chicken but I spent a ton of money on shoes I was a writer I was messy I would get into I was a serial monogamist yeah man who's the person that reads the most I recently got super into books last night you're Steve nice he's an intellectual he just can't put him down

i think i want to record an episode miranda that's a really good steve holy shit thank you oh yeah that's incredible steve miranda i don't know i She can't keep doing this to me, Miranda. I'm not drafting and just like that. By the way, wait, who's at $11? $12. Me. $12. There we go. Alright, back to everything. Everything's back to normal.

Do I get it? I think so. I think I get sex in the city for $12. Holler at me. Do we know? Here's something. Let me know if you're a Miranda Charlotte. Do we look into a time clock at all in these auctions, do you think, ever? Like going down the road?

Do you want to put yourself on a clock? No, no, I don't. Do you think that would help you in this? Well, I wonder. I'm looking out for you, dog. I don't know. Sounds just... Do you think that would help you in this? Well, I wonder. I'm looking out for you, dog. I don't know. Sounds like a little buyer's remorse here. Yeah.

Yeah. No, no. I would have spent $100 on it if I could. If I could have. I'd have spent every second. Speaking of clock, hold on. I just realized we didn't take a break. We didn't take our first ad break.

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may apply. And we're back. Welcome back to All Fantasy and Everything. It is time for David to introduce a pick to be bid upon. I'd take Curb. Start at 10. 30. 40. I'm out. 60.

What is 60? You guys, up to 60. That probably took four seconds. Jesus Christ. Well, the first time i heard that oh get him all right talking about sex now that's the first time he spent 60 dollars on it one of the great comedy shows of all time oh yeah oh yeah and i think maybe just because of my age i i love seinfeld i love the rewatchability about it i still go back and watch curb yeah Oh, yeah. And I think maybe just because of my age, I love Seinfeld.

I love the rewatchability about it. I still go back and watch Curb more often. I watched the first, the special, the Larry David special that led into Curb. Also great. Yeah. A few time years. I'll watch the movie he did. Clear History?

Sour Grapes? Yeah. Yeah, dude. I mean, and some of just like the misdirection in that show has made me laugh when tim meadows is talking to jb smooth and he thinks it's larry oh my god like barack obama and he's like 61 it also has just like some of the best bloopers right when you find those on the internet obviously like the ejaculate one is the famous but anytime you see those they're great i love suzy esmond so much her character she's fucking great so funny crushes

all the guest stars i mean like kevin farley when he stomped out that dog yeah like it's just like as far as a comedy show goes it doesn't get much better than that it does not get that mel brooks mel brooks didn't arc man he's it's yeah i mean come on david schlimmer was great made us like that guy. Also amazing season finales. So good at season finales. Yeah. The restaurant one, when it just ends with everybody cussing

and kind of like an I Am Spartacus moment. Yeah. She calls, Susie Espin calls, who does she, she calls Larry's wife a car wash cunt. The true ending of Seinfeld. The true ending of Sefeld the true ending of seinfeld that was nuts when him and jerry were like this is how we should have done it when jerry's like this is

how we should have done it they're just sitting around doing the table read man i don't i don't know if there's a lot of funnier get a seinfeld reunion it's it's the perfect show the funk houses just the whole family oh my god when martyhausen is telling that joke to Jerry Seinfeld? Yeah. I'm going to say cunt again. P.S. Your cunt is in the sink. Yeah. Oh God.

It's great. I wish I had more money. 58. 62. I just want to be on the record. I just want to be on the record. 62. 10.

63. Oh my God. who took the backswing to the face was it ben stiller that golf swing oh with the toothpick yeah yeah yeah yeah was it no it was when he was it was when he when he had the play going on was it ricky gervais no no i think it was also ben stiller was the original guy in the play and then schwimmer replaced him yeah right right right ricky gervais also hilarious on that show. I mean, fucking Ted Danson? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

It's an all-timer. Yeah, absolutely. Top. That was my so, that was one of four shows that I saw going first. If I'm willing to go 82 to Entourage, I should go 64 to Curve. I was gonna say, that's a big slap in the face

you should be going 83 there's so much heat left i know that's the that's my that's when i got like a lot of already missed out on a lot of heat in my mind there's one big hot ticket item left about should i really want if i let you take curve you mean if i take curb damn i let you take curb boys boys i'm getting a boner stop all right take it i've had a boner the whole time yeah i woke up hard i refuse to have one you have an inside the body boner it went in and up up and in you can't give me a boner. It went in and up, up and in. You can't give me a boner. I keep making it go away. Oh, crap. Is it me? No, it's David. Oh, wait, is it me? It's you. It's you.

Well, David is in an overly strong position and I feel uncomfortable. I know. I'm going to make a lot of good stuff. I'm going to make you guys get rid of this. Sopranos for $5. Fuck you. You can't even get involved in that. Yeah. 10 baby.

I need it to be gone. $50. Oh my God. If that'll clear you out for the rest of the day. Yeah. All right. Take it down. yeah all right take it down holy that worked out well then that worked out better than you thought it would he and did it not i definitely wanted it i mean you got you got you got a you got a fucking i got hitters dude i got big i didn't think anybody would end up with two so for me i saw curb entourage game of

thrones sopranos those are the i didn't think anybody would end up with two of those that is crazy to me yeah yeah i got two of the i got two of the mount rushmore's and i only have to spend 50 shock and awe dude shocking y'all toby keith i love this bar american grill ian and i had a backdoor just letting you guys know we had a backdoor deal about that he's actually going to give me his extra uh what six dollars eight well you need two picks still you don't really you don't um sopranos is just one of the greatest we just did a rewatch yeah one of the greatest it's one of the greatest tv shows of all time it's so fucking funny which is the thing i forget every time that fades into the ready for yeah you do forget about the humor of it. Mike Epps is in an episode for some reason. So I didn't watch until it was done.

Yeah. Really? I didn't either. I mean, I just watched it a month ago. Oh, yeah. No, I didn't have HBO when it was going on. And I thought, all right, how good could this be? Like, I'm sure it's good, but how good could it be? And then I watched it.

It's pretty fucking good. That's how i felt about all hbo television when i was younger because we didn't have it when i was like all right it's just a fucking they just tv show they don't really miss all that much i mean uh even the shows that miss not a ton i they even those old ones like i don't i don't want to read about or you should listen to the audiobook that's what i did about the history of HBO it's very interesting it's really really I don't think anyone's thinking John from Cincinnati

for example sorry to say it now exactly or probably Arliss Zach I could see Zach every episode of Arliss let me tell you wait who's next

if you need us if you haven't seen the sopranos and you're doing one of those i you know some i had a friend who was like i've never seen the star wars movies and he was like kind of proud of it if you're doing any version of that with the sopranos get over it get over yourself go watch it give yourself a gift i watched it in real time but i didn't have hbo what i did have was bit torrent yes i would say if you're using bad got me through some hard times if you're using a a badge of honor of like i've never seen this super popular thing it's not as cool as you think it's not oh dude i was using that for fucking game of thrones i also

don't love magic so yeah like i haven't i'm not using it as a badge of honor but like i've seen one harry potter movie i haven't seen the other ones but i don't like magic so that to me is not appealing but it's not like i'm too cool for harry potter thing it's i don't really like magic a lot of magic in harry potter not as much as you would think in game of thrones no no it's truly it's more truly what way more incest fucking yeah yeah yeah truly what kept me and a lot of just brutal fighting that didn't need any magic to get the job done just a lot yeah that's what i liked someone does get married for 50 is a goddamn good deal i go you want to turn was david supposed to be going right there? Am I crazy? No, that's right. That was Silicon Valley, $1.

Alright. Can I just say before the bidding goes up on this, it's very funny that I have Game of Thrones, Sex and the City, and The Sopranos. I have $8 left, and Sean has Entourage and Ballers, and has $10. $10. Take the heat off yourself. Yeah.

Yeah, entourage is one of my favorite shows of all time so i'm fine with it two dollars three dollars i did like silicon valley you did or didn't you did not i liked it okay i love it my judge yeah i i'm a i'm a judge head from way back i liked it it was like one of those things that like when I really when you really sit down and give it like the time you're like, oh, it's a pretty interesting, funny show about something I really wouldn't have cared about at all. You know what I mean about the text base? You can tell it's like well done and well researched and like, you know, just the get the Peter Thiel character and all that. It's like, yeah, it's a good show. One of the best jobs of doing like a modern comedy in the streaming age, because it was they ended. It was truly funny.

It was actually hilarious. And every episode really did end on like a cliffhanger where you like really wanted to like, would you like to keep streaming? Yes. You know, that's what that was. It's less of a mandate now, weirdly, but that was the mandate for a long time in Hollywood pitching shows. It was like, have something that is going to make like ended on a cliffhanger, even if it's a pure comedy, which is probably why you didn't get a ton of pure comedies for a long time. it never seemed forced or hack uh just a great show cast who's the cameo up another level yeah the russ brandman character the little touches of just the songs he's listening to when he's in his his lamborghini it'll just be like yeah like kid rock or whatever you know limp biscuit just at full blast like just those little touches were so funny that was like the first time i heard someone

do the whole like this guy fucks it was the first time I heard someone do the whole, like, this guy fucks. It was the first time I heard that. Now everybody does it, but that was the very first time. Who, what's the main character's name? His real name? Thomas Middleditch?

Thomas Middleditch. Didn't we, didn't you used to have a recurring bit on this particular show about him? I forget what it was. Bing bong titty bitch? Bing bong titty bitch. That was around the time of Fartf knuckle bang bong kitty bitch

i thought of fart barf knuckle the other day just i don't know why i popped in my head oh oh my gosh yeah boston market that was it that was the bit that i was talking about bang bong kitty bitch and fart barf knuckle that was a bit that was from a bit i pitched on the late late show that's right that's right i tried boy this boy this super didn't get on the air where i would it's like you try to get a celebrity to guess who you're talking about by saying bing bong titty bitch oh i get it like if it's willem dafoe it's bing bong titty bitch well it's it's no it's not just bing bong titty bitch every time bing bong titty bitch is very specifically thomas middleditch right oh so willem dafoe

a little bit like cockney in there right like okay maybe like bring into funk yeah yeah yeah okay you know bring into funk and you would slowly did it just get shut down because of it is a good because specifically bing bong titty bitch is like the the hook did that is that why i got shut down no james liked it our executive producers were a little less hot on it he thought it was funny everyone thought it was funny but they were just like we can't put that on the air and we certainly can't say that to guests. Because what if Thomas Middleditch finds out that he's

Bing Bong Titty Bitch? Also, you can't say Bing Bong Titty Bitch on CBS. There were a lot of problems with it. A myriad of reasons. But if Willem Dafoe was bringing the funk, it's just not quite as fun if you don't have Bing Bong Titty Bitch in there. Bing Bong Titty Bitch is fun to say. You can have it for five.

It's also fun. five fart barf knuckle fart barf knuckles okay five dollars David still does not have a show just to recap everyone listening right now I have eight dollars left I have Game of Thrones for 30 Sex and the City

for 12 and The Sopranos for 50 David has a hundred dollars and no picks Sean has Entourage for 83 dollars and Ballers for $7 and $10 left over. Zach Harper has Curb Your Enthusiasm for $64, Silicon Valley for $5, and $31 left over. And it is now time for me to introduce something for the bidding. Don't do it. We're getting...

Okay. Rick. All right getting... Okay. Rick. All right. Succession. $1. Nice. $10. Yeah.

$20. $10. $9? $30. Well, I'm out. All right. David gets it for $30. Yes.

You guys won't let me have more money than the rest of everybody so great show if we just don't talk about it we're just like amazing that show's amazing the finale the final season final season's a tour de force holy shit every season's great yeah they're all really good the writing is insane acting up with any show like could be the best acted hbo show yeah you could make the make the argument it's the best show ever like i don't think it is but you can make the game of thrones and the sopranos are probably both better which i know

harper are you saying i don't think i don't think that i don't think game of thrones is better than succession sopranos maybe sopranos is ios maybe I'm saying just in terms of quality, writing acting, execution I think there's a case for it I think you could say that Succession is better acted than Sopranos where do you put Succession

I don't think the whole cast dude the entire cast is throwing dogs. There's nobody who's got it on the level that Sopranos got it. That James Gandolfini. Right, but that's one guy. I'm saying the whole,

the entire team. They're all funny. No plays off. No plays off on succession. Brian Cox versus Gandolf is not as one side as you think not even just respect for the dead but I do think Gandolfini's got him on that

I think Gandolfini as Tony Soprano is one of the best now it's going to seem like I'm just saying that because I have it on my team but Brian Cox is amazing I think you're probably right as far as I will say weirdly even though the show

has been off the air recently I've rewatched Succession like two other times I've only done Sopranos all the way through once

Sopranos is a long one yeah it's a long it's a long rewatch that is Succession Succession is no slouch I mean those are all hour episodes

yeah but Sopranos they're an hour and it's like 20 of them. 22, six seasons of it? Yeah, Succession is just like, it's probably

next to Curb, it's probably the show I've gotten the most enjoyment out of on HBO. Whose turn is it? Real quick, where would you put it in all of TV? Is Succession on your like top 10? Yeah, for sure.

For sure. It's tough because I'm more of a comedy man. I don't know. I can't make top five because I, there's some pretty hardcore comedies

that I love, but it's top 10 for sure. It's different. It's so weird to compare it to King of the Hill or something, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just like we grew up in the network.

Like I grew up on network TV. I've been re-watching Cheers. That's a banger. It's so good. I love the first season of Cheers I think is like perfect. It's so good. But yeah, okay. Succession, 30 bucks.

Time for you to bring something up for the bidding, David. The Wire wire 10 bucks I so I quit on the wire after the shipping yard season and I feel like that's a rookie I said 20 bucks the shipping yard season I guess is like

a dip compared to the other ones but it's like 25 so that was the third season right I guess is like a dip Everybody says it likes They didn't like it But it's like 25 But The first So that was the third season Right Cause I met Omar

And I met Michael B. Jordan And I I don't know if He might not have even been around Until the third season So I might have dipped my toe back in But it Michael B. Jordan was like

The fourth season Was like his big one Then Shipping Container Season two So then I watched past that. I watched past it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The docks with Squeaky. Right. And then, but that's when like Cheese comes in and Method Man and shit like that.

When the tower, yeah, Marlo. When the towers fall is when it gets crazy. So many one-off little kids. Brother Muzone. Fucking Wee Bay. Oh, yeah, Wee Bay. That show goes nuts. You know, I think you just did it i think so fucking good my next show that's i'm gonna finish it because it is it well 30 it's got to

get done i gotta do it oh david there we go though balance out the scales a little bit yeah it was like that was also one of those shows when it first came out where it was like the cast was everywhere yeah like that jay-z video what we do is just the wire fucking goddamn bode never ran oh man that show and then like and just like the way that they set it up where it's like you see how all this plays into what baltimore is you know what i mean oh yeah season with the schools and the season with the newspapers and then you needed the docs

to understand everything else like I understand that season was maybe like lower it was just like yeah I liked it and then no the second seasons is not bad like second season is really good it's not bad the fifth season is awful it's insane that's what

happens it's like is it's insane but i mean one through four is as good as it gets yeah it's just like so many memorable character it's just yeah i love the wire man i think it's also in my top 10 of shows ever yeah what i mean the people who came out of this show like Michael Kenneth Williams Lance Raddick, Idris Idris Elba, Dominic West I mean fucking Stringer Bell God damn Omar coming that character

when they do the reveal on I don't know how soon it is but when they reveal that Omar is gay it's such a fun character is it pretty early oh yeah real early that's not a spoiler yeah that's the beginning i mean if anyone doesn't watch that dude oh i hate him bonk the actor is great god damn bonk i hate the actor fucking yeah that's the actor that show yeah aiden gillen in real life i think you hate the characters he plays? Both. Oh. Yeah.

I don't think he's a good actor. This is what happens when Harper gets broke. Got more money than... I was going to say anybody, but no. He's a Peaky Blinder, dude. You don't like him? Never seen Peaky Blinders. What? Shut that off, man.

I needed subtitles. I shut it off, too. Oh, I love Peaky Blinders. I hated him in Game of Thrones. You did? I like Peaky Blinders. His accent goes up and down. Yeah, because he's a bad actor. Who is he in Game of Thrones. You did? His accent goes up and down. Yeah, because he's a bad actor.

And I hate him in Baelish. Batman Begins? He's not in Batman Begins. Dark Knight Rises is what I meant to say. I like him. I like his face. The fire rises. Sean? This is tough. This jeopardy so i will say

true detective for a dollar i've never seen it what i know people like it. I love the first season. I've only seen the first two seasons. Same. So the first season is... The first season alone is amazing. Universally beloved. The second season, like on the first time you watch it,

it's not that good. But if you watch it again and look at it like it's a little funnier and let some of these characters get by, like Vince Vaughn plays this crazy tough guy. And he's got so many dumb hokey lines. But if you watch it again and let it be kind of funny, it's great. And Colin Farrell's just this lunatic drunk cop. If you watch it again and let it be kind of funny, it's fantastic.

The third season was great with Mahershala Ali. And then this most recent season was... I loved it. I thought it was great with Jodie Foster. So I think it's a fantastic show. The second season is where they lost people. But again, give it another chance. I think you'll like it on round two.

So I got it for a dollar and we can just boogie. I don't know. I might be in there too. Now that I've heard you talk about it, I've never seen it, but I'm out the battle of the Titans right now. No, I'm out of the money on it. All right.

You're going to have it for a dollar. I figured there's don't threaten me with there's that. Cause there's enough of like, man, that's wild. You never saw it. Huh? No,

I never did. You would. So season one is disturbing, but it is, it is wild. You never saw it, huh? No, I never did. So season one is disturbing, but it is so wild. I saw a short clip involving Alexandra Daddario, but I have never seen the show. That's a great clip. I mean, it's got

my girl, Michelle Monaghan. That is your girl. And then Woody and then Matthew. Dude, McConaughey and Woody are so goddamn good in that with each other. If you have at least season one, I think you'd really like it. I really, really think it would get its hooks in you pretty quick. Shut the lights off.

Harper. He's spending down $1. $5. $6. $8. $10. That was where my other, I was was like what can I get low okay you can't get it low

it's one of the funniest shows $12 ever are you kidding me I know how the fuck eBay works it's one of the shows where they make cocaine funny oh yeah stevie stevie his whole mess what's his what's it what's his name stevie dinoski

no no no no the guy from uh his best friend shane what's that guy's name the actor oh uh when they go down to myrtle beach jason uh oh no no jason Sudeikis that's who you're talking about oh so fucking funny the whole arc in Mexico Will Ferrell Ashley Parker who does he play Ashley Parker Ashley Parker BMW

Ashley Schaefer Ashley Schaefer Ashley Parker Angel was the guy in 98 Degrees Dude we were just talking about this the other day like man when he's like I got a god damn whole lot full of BMWs who wouldn't want to see you

burn a hole through one he's like I can't throw one down the middle next time every prick wants me to smoke one for him Danny McBride when he's talking about his barbecues and he's like i had the fucking spoon man from sound garden in my shit so many quotables still when he goes he's like they're yeah they're paying about 15 notes i still say if i'm getting in terms of hundreds i

still call them notes it's so fun that show oh april turns around apr April and he turns around just kidding it's me what are you looking at me like with your dead eyes you you choked bitch yeah so there it is time for me to nominate who's gotten it I'm at 12

oh I'm at 13 14 15 16 I'm at 12 Oh I'm at 13 14 15 16 17 When he's pulling up in his truck And you think it's his inner monologue And you find out it's his tape of himself

His self-help tape That's such a fun reveal You're fucking out I'm fucking in You're fucking out Everybody else sucks dick And then he just stops it. Him just jet skiing

alone in like a shitty pond. It's so funny. It's so funny. Wrap it up right there. I need to go change my underwear. Nah, I'm kidding. I'm just coming with my pants. Really? Yeah, because I need the other big ticket item i need to have i think there's

another huge one on the board in my opinion there's another huge one on the board and i'm and i'm getting that i feel like i know what you're talking about yeah i think so too i think there's like three there's a few crazy yeah there's one for me i mean one for me is the most meaning okay there's one yeah there's also one for me. I mean, one for me is the most, I mean, there's one. Yeah. There's also one for me where I'm like, was that Zach? Who just,

you, you, you know, my turn. Yeah. Larry Sanders show. $1. Oh,

$3. I said $5. David bid five. Oh, $6. Come on. $7. It has one of the best serious turns in a comedy I've ever seen.

Like when he gets on pills. Oh, my God. That whole, like, it's just like, and it's so, it's like, feels surreal almost. $8. Oh, sorry. That could $8. Oh, sorry. That could use a rewatch too. How long was that? I mean, a lot of seasons, right?

I can't remember. It's like six. Yeah, six or seven. I need Zach to take that $8 hit. You need me to take a bigger hit than that. I need Zach to take that I got two things that I'm aiming for I love that I need Zach

to take that hit yeah 92 to 98 uh 89 episodes $8 is too fucking cheap for the truth it really is you gotta get in there I wouldn't I got I got I got some stuff I want to do.

Dude, Jeffrey Tambor's Hank Kingsley is so funny. He goes to the smokehouse. That's why I go to the smokehouse. Absolutely. Hey now. Hey now. Hey now. It's so good.

Garofalo. Oh. Yeah. Wrote for it, too. Yeah. Judd Apatow, too, right? Jeremy Piven going bald the writers room was like a bunch

of really young writers yeah and I mean fucking yeah take it Adol this is tough I love that I need Harper to take it all comedies for Harper

I know what I'm doing for the most serious guy we all know yeah not the wacky one all dramas for me real life drama shit for your boy Johnny drama's for you alright Ian's turn no I just put it on

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When he's right, he's right. Whoa. When he's right, he's right. You're bringing the Joker and the Joker's going to joke. He's twisted. What am I going to say to him? Is he wrong? We're back. We're back. We are back. My turn? I'm bringing in Veep. Yeah.

This is the one. Let's start at five bucks. We'll go to 17. 17. Wow. Looks like you're out. Oh, no. No, he's not're out oh no no he's not oh no he's not no he is he is out veep is a goddamn pretty much that's the one i that's the one that no he could oh yeah you're right he can't yeah it's it's like it's like it's perfect. Julia Louis, Dreyfuss, The Writing, Tony Hale, Sam Richardson at the end. It's just like, fuck.

Every season is hilarious. She stays hilarious. Selena Mier is, to me, the funniest TV character of all time. She's up there. I think there's a case for that. I think there's a case for that. It's the funniest.

She might be the... Go ahead. Sorry. I think there's a case for that. I think she might be the... Go ahead. Sorry. I was just going to say, it's the funniest variations of swearing ever. It's not just like, oh, we're going to say fuck. They find the funniest ways to swear. It's just incredible.

Yeah, that show is top tier. She is probably the greatest American actor, greatest American comedic actor at least there's like television now i'm putting all these qualifiers on it but if you look at it no i think she is i think she's the funniest sign protestant seinfeld s i mean she was on snl seinfeld the new adventures of old christine which i didn't watch but people loved and then that's good ve, she doesn't fail. She's just good at everything.

And Veep is a ton of seasons, too. That's a lot of work. It's not like a light. It wasn't like one of these eight episodes, five seasons. You know what I mean? There's a shitload of episodes. Chlumsky? What's her name?

Anna Chlumsky? Anna Chlumsky. Wasn't she a... Didn't she play Veda in My Girl? Yeah. Great on that show. Who's the guy who plays Jonah? Timothy Simons, right?

Fuck, he's funny, man. Fuck, he's funny. I mean, he basically becomes Trump. Matt Walsh? Oh, Matt Walsh is, oh my god. Matt Walsh goes crazy on that show. The way everyone shits on him and like the whole thing, like making fun of him for his fake dog

that he uses as an excuse to get out of things. He bought a boat. I'm drowning. I bought a boat. Yeah, Veep is like, that show is like, that's like, I mean, we've said it so many times that's like one of the great american comedies i feel like just the whole time lampooning fucking politics just yeah amazing show man great pick that was one i thought i could get late

because it felt like the big one after 64 to to curb i got real nervous i wasn't gonna get veep oh yeah i thought that that's when I thought that I could lock it in I was going to pick it that's when I thought I had it I wanted it but I had to do it though I gotta be real to myself because my last pick was nobody was going to take anyways

you just put it up didn't you me? David just put Veep up but I knew that that was what Harper was talking about because it had to be Sean for V-Pup. Yeah, V-Pup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I knew that that was what Harper was talking about. I see, I see. Because it had to be. It had to be.

Sean. So, Vice Principal's $1. Oh, that's a great show. It's kind of where I met Walton Goggins. I needed another season. My first ever callback audition. Oh, really?

Yeah. Oh, man. I don't know. That's the first time you met Walton Goggins? I think so. I never saw Justified. And I can't remember anything else. No, man. I don't know. That's the first time you met Walton Goggins? I think so. I never saw Justified. And I can't remember anything else.

No. No, I wasn't watching The Shield. He's amazing in The Shield. How old were you when The Shield came out? I feel like I was like 12. No. The Shield? It was on The Shield?

Yeah. I'm thinking of NYPD Blue. Oh, yes, you are. Yes, you are. Yeah, man. Vice Principals. I just, they're, they're both perfect together in that show. And it's like Danny McBride plays a Kenny Powers that never made it, that was never famous.

He's like a Kenny Powers just without the fame. And Walton Goggins, it's one of the funniest roles that I could think of. Everything he does is funny. But it's also... Him interacting with his mother-in-law is great. When he just fucking smacks her in the head. He's like, look at her, Gamby. It looks like she smells like fucked buttholes.

It's one of the funniest lines I've ever heard. And it's so dark, though, this show, too. I absolutely love that show. And I'll take it for a dollar. Nothing else to be said. though, this show, too. I absolutely love that show. And I'll take it for a dollar. Nothing else to be said. Yeah, take it, Dan. I like it when money gets a little skimpy. This is the most thought of, like, the most strategy I've ever put into one of these.

Maybe that says something about me. Maybe $3 for Hunter. Well, that was going to happen. I really had to move and shake after that. No, I knew it. It was like, we might as well pull it out. Yes, it was going to happen. What's it going to happen?

You know what I mean? Whatever, however much money I had, most of it was going after that. No, I knew it. It was like, we might as well pull it out. Yes, it was going to happen. What's it going to happen? You know what I mean? Whatever, however much money I had, most of it was going to that. So whatever, what point it came in. Anyway, vice principals, man.

Love it. Zach? Man, it's got to be something that I'm okay with being stuck with. Yeah. I can't,

I can't be, you know what? Or even that you're pleased as punch to have rather than well i'm i am worried about getting outbid here because i don't think i'm gonna get it but i gotta i gotta try anyway oz six dollars i had such a bad experience i watched an episode of oz on the free weekend on hbo when i was like a boy yeah and i watched it night alone i was never again it's not that it wasn't the show never i don't even want to think about this show it's a rough show but it is oh i love it kareem that's my dog i was young and i tried it and i i't same kind of thing. I was like, Oh, I don't show it.

It was like too much about a lot. Yeah. And I actually, I wasn't even that young. It came out 97, but I was still, I was like, nah,

nah, nah, nah. I don't know if I got it old enough to be scared. I remember one scene where he was talking about. Yeah. Yeah, man.

Well, that's, that's tight. Awesome. He's completed his board just to update everyone zach has zero dollars left and he has curb silicon valley the larry sanders show veep and oz sean has eight dollars left he has entourage ballers true detective and vice principal david has 18 left he has succession the wire and eastbound down i have eight dollars left i have

game of thrones sex in the city and the sopr. I don't think you should be allowed to have Ballers and True Detective. You gotta let it be. They're so similar. You don't think the same kind of person can watch those shows? Yeah. Time for me to introduce something for the betting. If you did say

those three shows, True Detective would not be the fourth show that you should say. I feel you. Boardwalk Empire. $1. fourth show that you should say. I feel you. Boardwalk Empire. One dollar. That's a good one. I know what you're doing. You're going to be stuck with it, but there's one that I want that I'm going to try for. I love

Boardwalk Empire. I've seen it like four times. I didn't even think you've seen it. I've seen some of it. It is a fantastic show. What's everyone's consensus on Boardwalk Empire? Do we all like it? I've never seen it.

I like everything I saw. I could never get into it. I've tried it several times. I think because of you, I've tried it several times. That Prohibition era stuff, man, is so, so fascinating to me. And I like when they have like, because they got like, they got like Meyer Lansky.

They got like Lucky Luciano. They got Al Capone. They have all these real people. And that is just so fun to see them like pretty much go through their actual story arc. Like Lucky Luciano started, right? Didn't he like start the mafia,

essentially, like organized crime? He's credited with it because they have like that round table and boardwalk. Right. Am I crazy? We're doing it for a long time. I think in Sicily. Yeah.

Well, he brought that over, but he, he's the one who, Oh, he organized the families. He organized the five families or something and made like a union, right?

Yeah. I don't know. Something extremely instrumental. I've watched the first episode a bunch of times. I have a tough relationship with pinstripes, so I couldn't get into it. I get that. Is that all the NBA drafts you covered?

That took me a second. That had to burn through the first layer real quick. I'll take it for a dollar. I'm happy. Yeah, it's where... Who am I thinking thinking of who's married to Rose Byrne Bobby Cannavale it was where I met Bobby Cannavale he's great love it

David I can't believe I'm gonna be able to get it for the cheap insecure for a dollar oh I've never seen it oh my god it was so great it. I have not seen it. Oh, my God. It was so great. It was a time in L.A. It was fucking all the cameos.

Kill it. Issa Rae. I had been following Issa Rae since my mom used to watch. She had a show on Facebook. I remember that. Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl. The Awkward Black Girl. Yeah.

My mom used to be into it. So to just watch her glow up the show was so funny it was so it showed la was like another character in that show it's one of the few shows on television that had that many black people well lit usually black people are lit horribly in television they took like they took like a large amount of respect to black bodies. The sex scenes were fucking fire. So many memorable characters. Shout out to my man Langston. Yeah, shout out to Langston.

Yeah, Langston. Yeah, it was just such a great show. Such a time. The music on that show is incredible. They killed the music. The like the clothes. I don't really care about closing a show like that but like that shit was nuts and now it's in on netflix too if you haven't seen it

isaac you're from la do you love that show love that show because it's such like an la show like it's yeah it's one of those like i guess people see it as like a black show i saw it as like this is a los angeles show because it's not like it's like they don't it's not like they're just going to like roscoe's every week no you know what i'm saying where you're like oh okay i might have to go to watch i was watching you oh dude you should if you like sex in the city it's right in the same same way no more I gotta watch Killmore Girls man and I mean Sean's favorite line who's got the blue tooth I'm a benekte

I'm about to benekte that shit one of the bloods when she's throwing a party and all the bloods come over he's like who fucking benekte the show is just yeah it's amazing these bloods that come in and you're like this is what it would be like they don't always roll in like it's not always tough sometimes they're just their bloods

and they just want to hang out on a couch. Oh, where's that Bluetooth at? I'm about to be naked. Is it going for $1? Get me right now. I don't know. I'll take a $6.50. $5.00. Sounds good. Alright, $6.00.

There we go. That's me calling my shot in that i will enjoy it you i think you i think you really will i think if you go in and watch it you're gonna eat such a good character molly's so good her friend group is yeah i think you'll really really like it sean all right uh ali g show $8 the Ali G show does that count it's a British show I guess they carried it here yeah I thought it was an HBO original show it is right

it's only on HBO that was going to be my other thing if Oz got taken so I count it I didn't know yeah okay I didn't know anything co-production no it's okay no no no counts for sure okay yeah it counts yeah it just it's a couple yeah i didn't know about it and then some my friend becca was just quoting him when i was like should i because i thought

it was going to be so stupid and uh and i started watching it i probably watched all of it in and I started watching it. I probably watched all of it in three days or something. That part where he's talking to that drug, he's talking to that drug and alcohol guy and he's just like, so he's showing him ecstasy. He's like, so is there something in the pill

that actually make you dance like a prick? That's where I started doing that because of him. And he's like, so all of this is legal, which is illegal. And the drug guy's like, just this is legal which is which is illegal and the drug guy's like just to be clear this is all illegal i just i can't when he's looking at buzz aldrin he's like yo what would you say to the people to think there is no moon i just don't know how people didn't weren't like this guy can't be serious because bud aldrin he's like well there most certainly is a moon. He interviewed Trump.

My favorite is when he was interviewing Boutros Boutros Ghali and he kept calling Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali, kept giving him more Boutroses. Yo, we is here with me main man Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali. He goes to some like

music festival. He's like, yo, we's here to check out some loose, hippie bitches. He fucking rules, man. I got to work with him on This Is America. It was awesome. That's right. Yeah.

Was it hard to take him? It wouldn't be probably, but I would just be looking and thinking about Oli G and Borat. It would be so tough to be like, oh, here you are. Very professional, very very successful serious person he's pretty there i mean he's super funny even in just real life but he's a pretty different dude right he's not a lot like out that always seems like the vibe yeah well then yeah i mean has he been because then there's like he was the french dude in in talladega nights and then obviously

you get bruno he did that the general movie yeah The General. And he's done a bunch of shows. Or The Dictator. The Dictator, that's what it was. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or no, The Dictator was the other one. Oh. That was with James Franco and Seth Rogen, right? No, that was The Interview.

Oh, that was The Interview. Oh, maybe you're right. Maybe it is The Dictator. Which one's The Matrix? A lot of swings and misses. Which one's the what? I said, which one's The Matrix? Yeah of swings and misses which one's the what I said which one's the matrix the matrix is the matrix

you're thinking of hackers damn I thought it was $5 $8 alright alright kept him honest alright

yo check it time for me to introduce something for the betting Kept him honest Alright Yo Check it Time for me to introduce something for the betting Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel $1 I thought about it I've never actually watched it I watched the fuck out of it It was so good

The sports programming has been missing From this entire draft And it's tough because HBO has great sports programming. Speak too soon. There's another one available which I also really, really loved, but if I'm being

completely true to myself, this is probably the one I've seen even more of than the other. Really? Yeah. You've seen that more than Real Sex? No, no, no. I'm talking about just sports. yeah I've seen that more than real sex no no no no I'm talking about just sports but I've seen I mean we can say it hard knocks but I've seen real sports more

than hard knocks they're both I've seen hard knocks going back to high school I never watched I think I've seen like two episodes in my whole life I loved it I love fucking brian gumbel dude the man the man can anchor a desk i'll say that absolutely absolutely man can hold

a desk down for real when i was like into football i i loved it so much uh yeah he rules same thing with heart is that back when you played yeah i was jv but i played they didn't have they didn't have any kind of varsity in uh in like city league so i just i was on the same team as all the kids that actually played we didn't we weren't you know i was just like 125 i was coaching i was the o-line coach and i don't have line coaches i'll stand here and pee in the gatorade bottle real sports david it's hard because this is the one that's gonna make it so i don't i'm not i don't think i'll be in contention to win this draft because i've never even i've never really been able to talk to anybody about this show, but I watched it.

I watched the, and, and there's just bigger, more popular shows. I mean, there's all the, like, you know, there's like shit like the jinx and stuff. We'll probably forget to put the poll up. Yeah. All right. Yeah. I got to take it for a dollar. I'm taking life in times of Tim.

Oh, that show was so fucking funny, man. Nick Kroll is the boss. I went and watched, what's the other one? Eight-year-old whatever. I watched his other show because of that, but Life and Times of Tim. Nobody, and it never came up. People didn't talk about it, but I could. The boss, when they went to

when they went to reno he's friends with that prostitute his girlfriend kind of suck it's just like that show and for a for a cartoon show an adult cartoon show really slept on i never understood why it wasn't more popular but that show fucking kills me man i've watched that as much as any of these other picks probably i never spent any time with it oh i never did either it's it's really it's it's really funny it's really really funny that's i think where i got introduced to the um was this the one where i think i got introduced to the kevin nealon joke about like the the hall pass he has. Yeah.

You know, like the, like the, like the people who you can, so she's like, Oh, I'll like his wife's like, Oh,

I'll sleep with Brad Pitt. And he goes, okay, I choose our babysitter. Shout out to, what's his name? Steve Dildarian. I believe it was the guy's name who created that show.

That sounds right. But fuck man, that show, this like, it's like it's crazy i don't know why it isn't in like the pantheon it's really dirty maybe that's what people don't like when was it man i want to say it like when i was in a l in la okay since it came out in 2008 uh and when did it end like 2012 13 because they had took like a hiatus in 2010 came back like after 2011 yeah yeah it was canceled in 2012 but fuck yeah that show is

so funny i'm probably gonna watch an episode while i make a sandwich after this but yeah life and times of tim excellent life and times of Tim. Excellent. Life and Times of Tim. To recap, that does it. That has filled all of our boards. I'm at the top of the board that I'm looking at right now, so I'm going to go in that order. Isaac, you laid it out just like this. I don't know why I said Isaac because I was looking at the letter I.

Ian. Ian Carmel went first. I have $6 left over. I got Game of Thrones for $30. Sex and the City for $12. The Sopranos for $50, Boardwalk Empire for $1, and Real Sports with Brian Kumble for $1. David, you have $11 left over. You got Succession for $30, The Wire for $30, Eastbound and Down for $22, Insecure for $6, and The Life and Times of Tim for $1. John, you have zero dollars left over.

You got Entourage for 83, Ballers for seven, True Detective for one, Vice Principals for one, and The Ology Show for eight. Harper, you have zero dollars left over. You got Curb for 64, Silicon Valley for five,

The Larry Sanders Show for eight, Veep for 17, and Oz for six. I do want to say that when Zach came in, I was pissed because I feel like he sniped. I thought that just judging

by what you guys like, I thought I could I would have loved to have had Curb, Larry Sanders, and Veep on my board. Those are the ones where I'm like, of course. I would have thoroughly enjoyed having Curb on my board. But I think you still would have gone to 83 for Entourage. I don't think I would have thoroughly enjoyed having Curve on my board. But I think you still would have gone to 83 for Entourage. I don't think I would have gotten there.

Do you think I would have gotten there if Harper wasn't here? Would either one of you? I don't think you would have gotten 83. I think you would have gone as high as I was willing to push you. I would have gone as high as I needed to go. Up to $96. And then we would have tied and had to have figured out a way. You almost walked, man.

I almost walked away from the table. Man, what a different world it would have been out a way. You almost walked, man. You almost walked away from the table. Man, what a different world it would have been if I did. The only thing we left off to me was Tales from the Crypt. I love Tales from the Crypt. But, you know, I didn't think anybody really cared about it. We didn't do any of the docu-series stuff, but I don't know if that's like a weird line. Does Flight of the Conchords count?

Yeah. Last week tonight would have counted, right? Yeah, I thought about that that I like the show Extras I thought it was funny I like Extras Extras was funny did you guys like The White Lotus

did you watch The White Lotus yeah that was one of my favorite shows of the last five years I need to see what happens in season three before I pick it up I always wished

I watched Deadwood I thought Sean was gonna talk about it I've never seen Deadwood it didn't and Band of Brothers I've heard Band of Brothers is icy dude heard. It's good.

Yeah. Talk about liking David Schwimmer or not, or just like thinking David Schwimmer. It's a decent actor. Also billions is in band of brothers, man. Billions. Oh,

is he? Yeah. No one took the idol. Or luck. Or hung. Or hung. What was that show? The, the deuce. I did kind of like that show. Oh, the deuce about that wreck or what was that show The Deuce

I did kind of like that show oh The Deuce about that record what was it no it's about the record companies right the beginning of records

my prick I thought it was about porno ah maybe it was maybe I'm a prick Barry did you guys watch Barry oh Barry was amazing

you're thinking of vinyl Sean I'm thinking of vinyl the one that would make sense yeah uh well hey let us know who you think won we're gonna post the Barry was amazing. You're thinking of vinyl, Sean. I'm thinking of vinyl, the one that would make sense. Yeah. Well, hey, let us know who you think won. We're going to post the poll on Twitter. Yes.

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