All Fantasy Everything - Movies Featuring an Academy Award Nominee with a Rotten Tomatoes Score under 30% (w/ Zach Harper, Sean Jordan and David Gborie)

Episode Date: December 10, 2016

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Five stars. We give you nothing less than five star drafts, so we expect and we deserve and you deserve to feel the joy of giving us a five star rating on iTunes. Today today we are we are drafting we we are drafting a top the hardest topic we've ever done on all fantasy everything i spent two hours stealing money from cbs to do research on this topic the topic we're doing today is movies with an under with 30 or% or below rating on Rotten Tomatoes that feature the work of an Academy Award nominated or winning actor or I think we also decided director at some point.

Or actor. Or actor. Mostly actors. It's so hard. Jesus, man. It's so hard. There are movies that you're like, that's trash, but I like it. And you go to Rotten Tomatoes and it's got hard Jesus man it's so hard there are movies that you're like that's trash

but I like it and you go to Rotten Tomatoes and it's got like a 58 and you're like who the fuck thought it was a 58 I guess I wasn't alone on that one

everybody loved that movie Paper Soldiers there was some on there where you're just like damn I love this movie yeah and people fucking hate it

that's true too that's the critics being snobs dog I felt the other way I was like this movie's trash I like it but it's true too. That's the critics being snobs, dog. I felt the other way, dude. I can't stand it. I was like, this movie's trash. I like it, but it's trash. And then you go there and it's got a surprisingly high rating. I'm like, oh, they thought National Treasure 2, Book of Secrets

was that good? Yeah. Some of it I got mad at them too. I was like, I know trash and this is trash. I was also pissed when I found something that was like 37%. Right. That was infuriating. Come on, make a decision, guys. Put it 37. We are having a rare four-banger today.

There are four people drafting, so we should get to it, actually. But very quickly, I'd like to introduce our guests. Back by popular demand, returning champions, we have Sean Jordan and David Borey in the house. Yeah. What up, what up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sean Jordan. People can find you at Sean S. Yeah. What up, what up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sean Jordan. People can find you at Sean S. Jordan on Twitter.

Sean S. Jordan on Twitter and Sean Cougar Mellon Jordan on Instagram. Sean Cougar Mellon Jordan. Any shows coming up you want to pump? No. Great. David Borey, you are at The G is Silent on Twitter. Cool Guy Jokes 87 on Instagram. Any shows you got coming up that you'd like to pump?

I'm going to be at Doc's Lab in San Francisco on December 21st. The day before, though, watch my social media because something really cool is happening. Did something cool happen on the day before? Just on the 20th. Oh, it is? You should spoil it. I know what it is. Spoiler to all of us right now.

I can't do that. Tell everybody. No, I'm not going to. Tell everybody. Everyone will sign an N I'm not going to. Tell everybody. Everyone will sign an NDA who's listening to this fucking show. Can't wait to see that. And we have a first-time guest with us here today. Long-time listener?

Is the first thing to call you? No, I've actually lied about listening. I've never heard of an episode. That's incredibly hurtful. None of those 215,000 downloads. Why didn't you tell me that before the podcast? Are you telling me on the air like this? It was honestly just a prank.

I thought I could get on the podcast if I just said I was a fan. I thought you were that lonely. Well, you got onto the podcast and my shit list at the same time. Zach Harper. Zach Harper in the house. Yeah. At Talk Hoops on Twitter. Basketball writer.

Thought leader. Thought leader. Timberwolves loyalist. Yeah. Basketball writer. Thought leader. Thought leader. Timberwolves loyalist. Yeah. Cage enthusiast. Cage enthusiast. Nick Cage enthusiast. In fact, this is your fault for this podcast. Yeah. I was like,

who in the fuck? I didn't get it. I read it like seven times. I found this to be very easy. You just went off the top. I got through like 20 movies and I found this to be very easy. You just went off the top. Clearly. Right. I got through like 20 movies and I was like, I should probably look some things up. If you're a fan of Zach Harper, you know he's constantly tweeting about watching terrible, terrible movies.

That's the whole NBA offseason for you, right? And in-season. And in-season. Mostly in-season. It's funny that you said you stole two two hours from cbs because i stole four years from cbs doing this exact thing that's perfect well let's get let's get down to this exact thing there's four of us we got a lot of shitty shitty movies to get through uh so the way we're going to determine who goes we're going to do a three-way rock paper scissors

between sean zach and david if they double, those two people are eliminated, and whoever has a singular one wins. If they go rock, paper, scissors, we just do it again. Accurate? Yeah, sure. Accurate? Yeah. All right, cool. And I will narrate, as always.

No, I thought you were going to say. It's rock, paper, scissors, shoot. But I thought you were going to say that. Oh, okay. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'm sorry. That was a derelict show.

Otherwise, it's just silence. All right. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. But I thought you were going to say that. Okay, I'll say it. I'll say it. I'm sorry. That was a derelict show. Otherwise, it's just silence. All right. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, three papers. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, three papers, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, damn.

Zach Harper has won the game of rock, paper, scissors. Now, you get to pick the order of the draft. And I'll remind you, it is serpentine. Yeah. So if you go fourth, you also pick first in the second round. Every time you say that, it's so tight. Now I'll remind you, it is a serpentine. It is a serpentine draft.

People hit me up on Facebook and stuff. They'll be like, explain this. I'm like, I've explained it every episode. They're hitting you up on the internet. They'll be like, you're on that computer that you hit me up on? Google serpentine. Get on Google and ask them to explain it. And get on Boogle.

That's how big of a blood I am. I'll change even other letters than C. Even anything that sounds like a C. G's getting changed. What's up? Boogle. Really, the G is just a C with a hair lip. That's absolutely true.

You have a thin John Waters mustache. I think it's the game who initially said that. Who wants to go first? I do. I do. initially said that um who wants to go first I do I do I do I definitely want to go we all have a point David

god damn it yes Zach whoo and then probably like a counterclockwise situation me Ian

I've never been more upset in my entire life look at this we're going in at 8 I've never been more upset in my entire life I'm not gonna get I there's three movies I like and you guys are gonna take all of them oh I upset in my entire life I'm not gonna get There's three movies I like and you guys are gonna take all of them

Oh man yeah I'm first You're first I'm gone in motherfucking six hours God damn it First Mr. Robert Duvall Mr. Nicolas Cage Miss Angelina Jolie

I'm Angelina Jolie The crossover in that movie is tremendous tremendous oh it's great i can't believe i got the i got the percentage that was right here gone in 60 seconds was on rotten tomatoes a 26 who the hell that's insane thought that was a bad movie i don't think i have shitty taste in movies. I think other people have shitty taste in taste. But they have. But these people, they regularly nail it. I mean, they get.

Yeah, Raptor Males is good a lot of times. They're good because they'll even rate a shitty, what is perceived by some people as a shitty movie. But if it was fun, they'll be like, no, that was dope. Because The Expendables has a good rating. And what's more fun than stealing a bunch of cars named after a lady? Right? Yeah. Eleanor.

That's worth a 30% if it was called Eleanor. Just if it was called Eleanor. Angelina Jolie's blonde dreadlocks in that movie are the only time white people dreadlocks have been acceptable. Yeah. What's her name again? Sway or Tech? Sway and Tech is her name. I think it was actually King Tech.

What is it? King Tech. It ain't Tech. What is it? King Tech. It ain't Tech. What is it? DJ Red Alert? I think it was Cool Herc. Cool Herc. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Her name was The Breakfast Club in it. Her name is like Sway in it, isn't it? Yeah, it's something like Breeze. It's some sexy fake name. Yeah, something wind related. That's good, dude. That's Nicholas Cage. That's hot Nicholas Cage. Hot Nicholas Cage action. He used to blast Palm Springs's good, dude. That's Nicolas Cage. That's hot Nicolas Cage.

Hot Nicolas Cage action. He used to blast Palm Springs. Yeah, dude. Sway. It is sway. Every time she got in a car, she'd go, what up, world? Yeah. And then she'd steal the car.

I didn't know why she was wearing that turban the whole time. Yeah, I was weird. Angelina Jolie got bars. Yeah. What up, world? That's so funny. it was a good it's a good movie giovanni rabisi yeah isn't don sheetal also in it i got it right so it's got uh or um there was like the crossover was nuts that um it was so and there were three oscar nominated actor winning actors right yeah

one angelina one duall must have, right? Duvall. Will Patton. Fantastic character actor, Will Patton. Delroy Lindo. Oh. Isn't it? Tennessee Oliphant.

Sign me up. Fantastic. Scott Conn. Delroy Lindo getting an Academy Award. Casey Affleck. Casey Affleck. Timothy Oliphant was in it. Is he not?

Or am I mixing up? That's the thing. Timothy Oliphant was the other detective. Fast and the Furious. I feel like Fast and the Furious couldn't have happened without Gone in 60 Seconds. No. Probably not. No way.

Probably not. Probably not. Probably not. Also, just a side note, that also couldn't have happened without Point Break. It's the same thing. True. Also true. But that new Point Break is bullshit. Horrible.

I refuse. I will watch any movie. I refuse. I watched RIPD. I won't watch this. I believe these criminals, like myself, are extreme athletes. When I was sitting there watching that with a good friend, Shane myself, are extreme athletes. I was sitting there watching that with a good friend, Shane Torres, and we were watching it.

And I go, you could give me 150 takes and a million dollars. I couldn't say that with a straight face. I just could not get that out of my fucking mouth. That's a real line in the movie? Ish. Something like that. He's in front of fucking the CIA or whatever, and he's like, I believe these criminals, much like myself, are extreme athletes. And you're like, dog, what? Stop.

What year did the movie come out? Point the point. Last year. This year. This year or last year. Yeah. They should have just called it Sky Heist. The first one.

And his name was Johnny Utah. Yeah. And I would just like to say, as an extreme athlete, I don't care for that kind of dialogue. Also, I love Mountain Dew. I would hate it. Like, dog, if you're an extreme athlete, you don't say extreme athlete. Do you think as an extreme athlete, I would like a Subway Club sandwich and a side of the Sun Chips? And then he just squeezed a Red Bull like spinach and it just like fountained into his mouth.

How do you drink them? Huh? How do you drink Red Bull? I don't drink them, dude. They drink me. Oh, yeah. That's how we do it. That's the thing that sounds tough.

And if you think about it for a second, it's like this guy's got sunned by a can of Red Bull. You don't think of it, dude. You think too hard, man. That's your first problem. Never know what color the paint is if you don't leave the house. Gone in 60 seconds, man. That's a good movie. Why is it perceived so poorly by critics, do you think?

I think because through the sands of time, maybe it looks a little corny now. Yeah. Right? It's kind of cheesy, but I like cheesy movies. I like that movie. Maybe it was the age we were when it came out. We were right in the pocket for it. It was like 18, yeah.

Yeah. We were in our teens when that movie came out. It was like one of those movies, yeah. I don't feel like it was a movie my parents loved, but I remember I loved it. Yeah. It had cool cars. It had beautiful women. Yeah.

Nicolas Cage being himself. Perfect Nicolas Cage. Perfect amount of Nicolas Cage. What was his name in that movie? Randall Raines. Randall Raines. Randall Raines. I almost said Randolph Juna.

Dude. And the dude, Randall Raines, and then it was- Well, his nickname was Memphis. Yeah, yeah. Yes, okay. Yeah, Memphis Raines. Who was the villain? Because he had a tight name too, that British dude who loved –

like such a villainous thing. He makes wood. He carves wood in his spare time. Yeah. And then Memphis is just in there breaking all his wood stuff. He's like, no! You just kill – you crush people in cars and you're worried about your chair?

He's worried about something he lathed earlier that night. I love when bad guys have a weird affectation like that. Yeah, it makes them scared. Yeah, yeah.

They need it, they need it. Like if a bad dude just had a snow globe that he shook while he was like threatening you, you'd be like, shit. I bet that's human ashes

in there. That's not even like whatever's usually in a snow globe. And then it's like all the ashes settle and it's you somehow. It's like your sixth grade picture.

It spells out your name. Oh, fuck. Dude, Gone in 60 Seconds, it turns out, was a remake. It is, yes. What? It was a remake. Movie from the late 60s, early 70s. Yeah.

Who was in the first one? In the first one was- Nicolas Cage. Four years old. Stealing Hot Wheels. It was credited to Coppola, though. Nicolas Coppola. Right was credited to Coppola, though. Nicolas Coppola.

Nicolas Cage Coppola. I don't even know if the first one was American. It was like H.P. Halecki, Marion Busia, Jerry Daughert. This isn't fun for anyone listening. Is that Italian? Oh, yeah. H.P. Halecki, of course. Huge fan of the entire body of work. Gone in 60 seconds.

Damn it. That's the thing about, that's like. I knew it. I knew as soon as it popped up in like two of my searches throughout the day, and I was like, yeah, everybody's going to see that. If you walk up to somebody and you're like, gone in 60 seconds, above or below 50 on Rotten Tomatoes, they'd be like, oh, above. Above.

Right. When was the last time that movie was just on TNT and you didn't at least watch? It's on right now. It's on right now. I guarantee it's on right now. But when was the last time you didn't? I always watch it if it's on TNT And you didn't at least watch It's on right now I always watch it if it's on TNT I don't even give a fuck about commercials Olivia Munn, listen, I'm sorry I can't come over Gone in 60 seconds It's Sunday, I'm gonna play

You can come over here and we won't talk until it's over This is my church I swear to God If you hum the Lowrider theme One negative word out of that perfect mouth 160 seconds Damn it Alright, fine

The first pick off the board In the Movies below 30% on Rotten Tomatoes The feature and Academy Award nominated actor We'll come up with a tight acronym for it The first pick off the board Is gone in 60 seconds Sean Jordan, you off the tongue. The first pick off the board is Gone in 60 Seconds. Sean Jordan, you have the second pick, and you are on the clock.

It's tough. It's tough. Ooh, girl. But we're going to say Bad Boys 2. Oh, you piece of shit! Hold on. It was on there. William Smith.

William Smith is an Academy nominated. Yeah, absolutely. It's below 30? I have it right here. I wrote them all down. So Bad Boys 2 is a fuck astonishing 23%. What? Fuck those critics.

How about that? That's horrible. They're throwing cadavers out. What? It's one of those movies where people don't let it be the movie that it's supposed to be. It's not supposed to make you think. They're throwing cadavers at people. They got bodies full of ecstasy

they're dropping cars on the freeway does it open with them wearing Ku Klux Klan hood where they say white power and he says blue power motherfuckers that's the blue lines Martin Lawrence is like you shot me in the ass it's the whole woosah

when they open the door that guy's there to date Martin Lawrence's. That guy, the basketball phenom, you mean? That guy, that ugly, ugly man? He was so ugly. When that dude shows up, that dude shows up looking like a cash money reject. Yeah, like a predator, like a raptor. Yeah, trying to date Martin Lawrence's daughter.

It's hilarious. The whole time. Oh, no, it's not his daughter, but his predator, like a raptor. Yeah, trying to date Martin Lawrence's daughter. It's hilarious. The whole time. Oh, no, it's not his daughter, but his sister, though. Mike Lowry dating his sister. When in real life, it's Dwayne Wizzle dating that one. It is Dwayne Wizzle. Married to that one. Which would you rather have?

Who would you rather your sister marry, Dwayne Wade or Will Smith? Will Smith. Will Smith? You said Dwayne Wade? Dwayne Wade. What? Why? I'm going D. Wade.

I think Will Smith would be like, I would find more reasons to go to Will Smith's house. Mm-hmm. I don't know. LeBron's got an elevator in his house. He's got a casino. But what is D. Wade? Will Smith can get you. D. Wade is really good friends with him.

Will Smith can get you to LeBron James' house, guaranteed. But he could also get you to Spike Lee's house. Will Smith. Right. So in this scenario, let's say they both, like, they divorce their partners. Okay? So now,

Will Smith, you had to deal with Willow and Jaden. Oh, no, no. And you gotta go over to, like, dinner. Horrible. Oh, that's a good point. Horrible deal-breaker. And Willow's there, and he's like, I cooked dinner. And then, like, Jaden just, like, takes a, you know, he's, like, serving you, like, a shoe. He's like, even shoes are food. Jaden comes in, and just does a tank pop, Ollie on a skateboard. And he's like, yeah, I skateboard with my friends.

And I'm like, you don't fucking skateboard. Yeah. That's what you do. I mean, that's a real specific sort of problem to have with Jaden Smith. Yeah. That's just me. That's my demon. I feel like you've thought out that scenario before.

Jaden Smith would have a live pheasant on the table. And if you were truly hungry, you would kill the bird yourself. I'm like, you'd have have a live pheasant on the table and he'd be, if you were truly hungry, you would kill the bird yourself. Like you'd have to kill a pheasant. Does this scare you? Yeah, yeah. Does this scare you? We're eating meat tonight. That's what it would be. He would lay on the table and he'd be eat of my flesh. You know? And you'd have to deal with that.

I've never felt, I've never felt any sort of pain, physical or any of the other. Yeah, I'm so much emotional pain. I would go, I think I would go Dwayne wade i would rather my sister the problem with the problem with duane wade is he was not in bad boys too oh yeah that's a good point if you like if he gives you a beer or something it's like hey can i get you a beer and you take it a little too dramatically he's gonna flail all over the place yeah he'll flop yeah he's going to play Monopoly. He's going to throw the board over.

Yeah, throw the board. Check out this bullshit email I got from Pat Riley. This guy doesn't even care anymore. If you were too far away from him and you were like, hey, Dwayne, could you throw me my keys? He'd miss you completely. Oh, yeah. He's going out the window. If he was close by, precision.

I'd just put in a Larry Bird chest pass video and be like, Dwayne, watch the fundamentals real quick. Just pick it up. Sit down and watch that fundamentals video. I can't believe Bad Boys 2 has that low of a rating. Crazy, right? Especially because Bad Boys is like 43%. Yeah.

And Bad Boys 2 is better. Way better. It's better. It's a Michael Bay. Way better. It's Michael Bay doing Michael Bay shit. Bad Boys is pretty fucking dope. I didn't say it wasn't.

It's also great. I would put them at 99 and 98%. Yeah, to me, these should both be. Okay, okay, okay. I'm dead serious. 80s, if we're talking what I really think. I'm dead serious. I didn't even honestly think to look for Bad Boys 2,

because the idea that it would be that low is insane to me. I was scrolling through Will Smith, thinking he's deep in the game and then you see I got mad when I saw that I would have to get up and walk around a little bit you guys both had that on your list I assume I didn't even think to look for it

do you think he ever starts going by Bill Smith I hope that's how he closes it out I thought by now we were going to be calling him Willenium just one name Willenium I think that album didn't do what he wanted it to do. It's a real banger, though. Summertime, and they say it in Dope, Summertime is one of the best rap songs ever.

Yeah, is that contested, though? No, but I just feel like that got him a lot of credit. He can skate by. No, Big Willie's style was really bad. There's some good beats. Wild Wild West is an okay song getting jiggy with it still gets played at nba arenas oh yeah so it can't be that so does everybody dance now that's not i guess my car is an nba arena now i bet i bet if you asked your

average millennial they wouldn't even know that was a rapper so do we all leave now? Are we done? That's what, if people ask me what generation I am, I'm a millennial. I'm a millennial. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. Bienvenido a Miami.

Oh, my God. Bad Boys 2 is such a good one. The throwing the cadavers. They end at Cuba, right? They're Miami. They're police officers. Because they got Diego from Blow is up in there, and he's like the main bad guy. Yeah.

And he is Diego from Blow, pretty much. They're Miami police officers. Already a crazy thing. They're Transformers, by the way. They're in the Matrix. They leave the interstate the same way that Neo leaves it. Yeah. You're like, this is the real Miami that we're trying to live in.

Do they ever, I don't remember, do they ever explain why Will Smith's character has so much money? His parents. His parents were rich. He's a trust fund baby. Yeah. He's always driving Lambos and shit. And Martin Lawrence is like, I'm not like you.

My parents didn't leave me a trust fund. Yeah. Because when he's trying to leave the partnership. He knows in those movies, John Sally. Oh, yes. John Sally is the tech guy. Yeah. He's the tech guy He knows in those movies, John Sally. Oh, yes. John Sally is the tech guy. Yeah, he's the tech guy. Yeah.

Hell yeah, John Sally. But get it, Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Yeah. Dude, Martin Lawrence's house is nice too, though. Yeah, he's got that. Well, I mean, they- He's got an above ground pool.

Yeah. Also, great scene when the pool breaks. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. So funny. They make it seem so trashy. And you're like, he's got a fat crib right on the water in Miami supporting a family. He's doing all right.

That's my favorite Will Smith movie. It's my favorite Martin Lawrence movie. And name anyone else in that movie. Joe Pantaleone. It's my favorite Joe Pantaleone movie. Gabrielle Union. Favorite Gabrielle Union. Is that the one with Taye Leone?

She's in the first one. She's in the first one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe I do like Bad Boys better than Bad Boys 2. Bad Boys is really good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They're both really good. And it had such a great soundtrack.

It had that Shy Guy song. Shake Your Tail Feathers. Shake Your Tail Feathers. No, I'm talking about Bad Boys 2. That's Bad Boys 2. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Shake Your Tail Feathers was.

Bad Boys 2. Remember that was like- The one Murphy Lee song that hit everybody's ears. Yeah. Smoking that la, la, la. Remember Pee Pee smoking that la la la? That beat was so good. Yeah, but the song not good.

No, no, no, no. But the beat is really good. Yeah. I'm the franchise like the Houston Rockets, Yao Ming. But he says Yao Ming, so it sounds like Na Ming. I'm the franchise like the Houston Rockets, Yao Ming. I can't end up. Bless Jay.

Yeah. Bad Boys 2 and the place to be, y'all. Bad Boys 2 is pure, uncut Michael Bay heroin. Yeah, it was what you wanted it to be, man. That's when I knew he was legit. He was legit. This guy's perfect. They called the ecstasy dealer the X-Man.

Yeah, the X-Man. Is that the movie with Screwface in it? That's March for Death. What? Or Out for Justice. Oh, Out for Justice? Yeah, Out for Justice. The two Haitians are on the- Or Steve Siegel. Oh, my bad Justice? Yeah, Out for Justice. But there's the two Haitians around.

Or Steve Siegel. Oh, my bad. No, the Haitians in this one were good. The Haitians in this one are crazy, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're super buck Haitians. It's Lenny Kravitz. Look at Haitians.

They're shooting him with Uzis and shit. Also, Blonde Dreads. Yeah. They're called back to God of 67. I'm betting a lot of these movies with under 30% Rotten Tomatoes scores will have Blonde Dreads in them. I think we found a through line. Let's find out what our...

I'm so furious. My night is ruined that it's under 30%. I'm glad that you didn't. I'm glad I got to tell you that because you didn't know it. I needed to be around friends. I wish you guys

would have seen Ian's face. Ian's face looked at me and he's like, wait, and I said Will Smith and he's like, he is. Yeah,

Will Smith. For a second, I was like, there has to be some kind of, yeah. Let's find out what the next selection is.

Zach Harper, it's your turn to pick. All right, well, I am a little bit of a movie buff and a filmophile, I guess you could say. Absolutely. Cary Grant in 1941 was... No, just kidding. Battlefield Earth. Battlefield Earth. Battlefield Earth?

3% Travolta. See, that Travolta... If I'm being honest, I've never seen it, but I hear that it's amazing. And it does not deserve three. Nothing deserves 3%. This one might. Really? But it's good.

Why did you pick it then? It's really fun to watch. See, that's the thing. So if it's fun to watch, it shouldn't have 3%. How is it fun to watch? Because it's fun for you to watch. Right. You know what I mean? It's fun for you to watch.

It's fun for me to throw rocks at trains. It doesn't mean everybody should do it. That wouldn't get a 3% on Fun Tomatoes or whatever. Talk us through Fun Tomatoes. The first bit of trivia that's posted on IMDb's site for this movie is Forrest Whitaker expressed his regret for participating

in this movie. That's on the box, I think. I regret participating in this movie is Forrest Whitaker expressed his regret for participating in this movie. That's on the box, I think, right? That's on the box. I regret participating in this movie, Forrest Whitaker. Ghost dog. Barry Pepper's in this movie. Barry Pepper's amazing.

You don't find out his name for 45 minutes. What's his name? Johnny. I mean, it's nothing special. Yeah. But 45 minutes into this movie, and he's in it a lot. For those of you listening, if you somehow don't know, this is the movie based on Dianetics.

Yeah. The book on which- Is that what's happening? The pseudo-religion Scientology is based on. It's a Scientology of Johnny? Oh, yeah. And it's only the first half of the book, because they couldn't get through it all. And then nobody wanted to make the second one.

No, John Travolta very much wanted to make a second one what happened the movie just did i thought there was aliens in it great yeah it's yeah oh there's aliens and dianetics uh the tag the tagline is after enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000 humanity begins to fight back dog yeah took us a while it took a it took a while. We had to get our shit together. Don't sleep on humanity. We're a lazy bunch. That's fair. One of the screenwriters, this guy J.D. Shapiro,

admitted that he got involved with the project because he heard the Scientology Center was a great place to pick up women. That's literally why he jumped in. I appreciate that. Who the hell is he talking to? Who is the vicious liar that told him that? What have they got, ladies?

I kind of believe it. I mean, I don't think it's easy to get them. Battlefield Earth cost $73 million to make and made about $21 million. Ice cold. That's so great. It felt like $28, though. It felt like $28. A gentleman's 21 million

is what they walked away with who is is Travolta an Oscar nominee yeah yeah yeah he must be okay yeah for what

Pulp Fiction right I think so oh yeah yeah yeah also Forrest Whitaker is in this movie oh yeah yeah and Forrest Whitaker was has anyone done

for King of Scotland god he really fucked up Battlefield Travolta post Pulp Fiction Battlefield are those post pulp fiction right yeah yeah did like michael and uh kelly you better hope kelly jordan's not you just named two of her favorite movies when i tell her over christmas hey mom ian was talking shit about michael and phenomenon she hasn't taken a plane since i was in first grade your

name was almost michael phenomenon jordan Jordan. You would have been born later. Michael Phenomenon Jordan. That was almost Michael Jordan's name. Michael Pajordan. Phenomenon is a great nickname. I have a great move. I feel like you have a great move. I like Phenomenon.

It's very warming. I do like Phenomenon because when he makes the pen go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that where he's the angel? No, Michael's the angel. Phenomenon because when he makes the pen go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that where he's the angel? No, Michael's the angel. Phenomenal. He smokes cigarettes as an angel. Phenomenal.

He gets hit by like ball lightning and then he's like a super genius who can – yeah, telekinesis. Robert Duvall also in that movie. Oh, yeah. That might be on the list somewhere. It's funny when you go through these Rotten Tomato pages because you'll see like a bunch of ripe red tomatoes and then a bunch of splats right in the middle of their career. And then a couple more ripe tomatoes, and you're like, okay. The splats were money. You know, right?

Yeah. I only splat for the cash. Somebody needed to pay for Coke for like a decade. Someone thought it was a good idea in this movie. John Travolta, when he's in his costume, because these aliens are big. They're bigger than everybody. He was on four-foot stilts, which seems wildly dangerous. He was himself.

Yeah. Travolta's walking around on stilts. I think to get him to the same height as Forrest Whitaker, I think that was the reason. Oh, my God. Is Travolta a baby? He must be. Get him an Apple box.

Get him like 15 Apple boxes. When did he make the money to buy planes, by the way? Because he was big in the 70s. That's a look who's talking money. And then all of a sudden he had planes and shit. Grease got a bunch of money. Grease must have made so much money, right? Sure.

I mean, Pulp Fiction is like a lot of people say it's the perfect movie and the best movie ever made. So I bet that got him a lot of money. But I bet he didn't make that much money for Pulp Fiction. You don't think so? No, because that was his resurrected career. And now he owns planes and shit. Faceoff might have done really well. Face Off, yeah.

You know what's funny is how well that was received on Rotten Tomatoes. I was surprised. It's like 70% or something. It should be 90%. People know. It's amazing. It's a perfect movie. How many times have you seen Battlefield?

Oh, that noise? 15? 15 times? Damn. That's all I do. Where did you find it did you own the dvds like stars or cinemax or something all the time right before the porn i would love to add more to the discussion of battlefield earth but i have nothing to say i haven't seen it my last thing that i can say say about it is there was a rumor that Tom Cruise warned them not to make this.

He would know. He would know. Yeah, that's when you got a problem. Tom Cruise never fucked around and made a Scientology movie. He keeps his business and his pleasure separate. Yeah. Get your kids out the street. Those eyes are wide open.

Yeah, he never got into risky business like that, you know? Risky business. That's a dangerous mixture when you get into that Scientology stuff. It's a real cocktail. It is. I can't think of any Tom Cruise movies right now. No, I was trying so hard. You know, he was born on the 4th of July, not yesterday.

Yeah, yeah. I guess Sean's the top gun in this conversation. Yeah, man, me figuring this out was Mission Impossible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, come on. Tropic Thunder. Wait, is that your pick? No.

No, no, no. I wish. What do you got? It's got way higher. All right, let's move on to me. You get two. We do got to move. That's right.

So my first pick. Serpentine Draft. My first pick, the final pick of the first round. And with that pick, I am taking Hook. Fuck, man. Oh, shit. Hook. That's under 30?

Yes. It's 30. It's 30 on the dot. It's 30 on the dot. It's 30 on the dot. Say who's the Oscar nom in there. Who's the Oscar nom in there? Are there multiple? Robin Williams, Oscar winner.

True story. Dustin Hoffman, Oscar winner. True story. Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts, you're right. I think she's an Oscar winner. I forgot about that. For Erin Brockovich?

Erin Brockovich, I think. Gwyneth Paltrow, Oscar winner. Plays young Wendy in that winner. I forgot about that. For Erin Brockovich? Erin Brockovich, I think. Gwyneth Paltrow, Oscar winner. Plays young Wendy in that movie. That's fucking right. That is right. Dog meat. Four fucking Oscar winners in this motion picture.

Maybe three. I don't know about Julie Roberts. I think she has one. I'm sure she has. I think she does. If she has, then give it to her, America. Four, dude. 30%. Apparently, people don't like this movie.

It is one of my favorite childhood movies. It's a delight. Cornerstone. What's not to like about it? I didn't like it. Apparently, 70% of crickets. Crickets. We kill pirates.

Crickets. Yeah, we kill pirates. That movie was so great. My favorite part of that movie, remember when the fat kid has Tootles marbles? Yeah, dude. And then he's like, he really did love his marbles. And the fat kid's like he loses it he lost them good

he sounded like Carmel yeah his voice he was so good he lost them good he lost them good that kid is amazing he rolls into a ball

and kills some pirates yeah you know that kid grew up to be in the in the blind side oh really no I lied no I lied

you're doing it Peter you're doing it, Peter. You're doing it. Oh, man. God. Dude, like the food scene in that movie is one of the most amazing things ever. When he just starts, he finally imagines the food and it shows up. That's movie magic, my friend. It's movie magic. That is movie magic.

He dips the spoon in the bowl and he says, oh, Rufio. And he throws the empty spoon and it's cake on his face. Cake on his face. You're going to study that shit? Those colors are amazing. It seemed like they were just eating frosting. Yeah. Frosting and meat.

Frosting and frosting and meat. And wasn't that the first live action hook? Like the first Peter Pan live action movie they did? Yeah, for sure. And they've done so many that are so much worse. That one was so good right out of the gate. action hook. The first Peter Pan live action movie they did. They've done so many that it's so much worse. That one was so good right out of the gate. I didn't know that wasn't a popular movie. Dustin Hoffman is amazing in it.

Paul Form, Peter. Paul Form, Peter. Bob Hoskins is his little guy. Bob Hoskins is his... Oh, yes. Smee. Smee's me. Smee? Yeah. That Roomful O'Clock dude. I can't believe that movie. That movie made. Yeah. Smee's me. Smee? Yeah. That Roomful O'Clock. Yeah.

I can't believe that movie. That movie made me want to learn how to crow. Robin Williams talking to his kid. My word is Bond. Yeah. Junk Bond. And then the baseball hits the thing and the oxygen masks fall down. That kid grew up to be in Can't Hardly Wait.

Oh, yeah. He did. Was that Ethan Embry? Who was it? No, the other one. It was the kid who sang Paradise City. Oh, really? Also in What About Bob? Yeah. That fucking. No, the other one. It was the kid who sang Paradise City. Also in What About Bob.

Yeah, that fucking... Sure, the kid that gets dropped in the lake. That movie is amazing to me. It looks cool. Yeah, I can't believe it got 30. Yeah. Dustin Hoffman kills it. Dustin Hoffman is an amazing captain. Robin Williams is...

I feel like I remember it being hot on the streets, too. It was hot on the streets. I thought everybody loved it. Rufio was dope. Rufio was so scary. What a scary big kid. Rufio was dope. Rufio was so scary. What a scary big kid. He was a scary big kid. Like that kid, if he was on the side of the

street you were on, you were turning around. You'd be like, hey man, I can't come over tonight. Rufio's hanging out. I think he robbed me for pogs. Rufio beat me in a street fighter tournament at the mall. He shipped me down at the Tacoma Mall. Robbed me for pogs, dog.

He took all my jelly slammers. David, where those pogs is at? Yeah. Right here, Rufio. Those pogs is at the... Where your pogs is? Where's your garbage pail for pogs? Give me that big slammer.

Dude, it is such a good movie. It's so fun. Rufio's doing rollerblade tricks in it. There's those sexy-ass mermaids who revive Robin Williams when he falls in the water. Julie Roberts is in love with him in kind of a weird way. There's nothing...

And he got Wendy. That dude couldn't lose. Yeah, there's nothing not to like. I don't understand. It's so good. It's kind of a Christmassy movie. It's not a Christmas movie, but it's Christmassy. It's so good. That's lame. It's kind of a Christmassy movie. It's not a Christmas movie, but it's Christmassy. It's got Christmas colors, I think. And it teaches you how to be a kid again.

Yes. That's what it is. That's all he wanted to do. That's all we're doing. It teaches you that big business is bad. It is bad. Wake up, Trump's America. Trump's America needs to watch Hook, by the way.

He should be playing 24-7 in the week leading up to his inauguration. That's how we heal this country. That's why I'm afraid of Walmart. Yeah. It's a big, like big box companies. Just like a big Rufio sitting there. Right, exactly. Like a big, still mean Rufio sitting there.

That's why I'm afraid of minorities, because they'll kill adults. Yeah, absolutely. Right. Absolutely. I learned that from him. Rufio, yeah. That weird, crazy, punk rock Filipino kid. He had a red mohawk.

Yeah, it's back when he was just killing grown-ups. Yeah. He was. They were like killing grown-ups. That's so badass. Yeah, he was like, I kill pirates, dog. What are you here for? I wouldn't be surprised if we walked down the street, like outside, and just saw some kid

with a red mohawk killing an adult. I could see that. Rufio, you could wear the Rufio outfit to the club in any decade. Yeah. In any decade. Yeah would be fly anything you'd be like whoa look at that crazy dude he was a skateboarder wasn't he yeah he came flying like a surfing or may i wind surfer i think he just did i think he was one of those point break kind of guys right kind of did all of them can i tell you one last iconic actor who's in this movie i I would love to hear it. Glenn Close.

Oh, Wendy. No, Glenn Close is not Wendy. Glenn Close is the pirate who they put in the boo box. Really? In a crazy cameo where she just wanted to be involved. Probably. Glenn Close just dressed up as a pirate. In the boo box. The boo box.

That's dangerous. Glenn Close, this, like, you can see boo box. The boo box. That's dangerous. Glenn Close, this like, like you see right there. Oh, wow. It's fucking Glenn Close. If you're at home right now, Google Glenn Close.

I would not have thought that. Yeah. I would have never known. They put Glenn Close in the boo box with a bunch of scorpions. She doesn't deserve that. But that's movie magic again.

You know? That's dangerous. To want to be in that movie is a real fatal attraction. Oh, come on. Are we not doing that anymore? I thought that was the point. I can't name any more Glenn Close movies.

101 Dalmatians. She's lucky they didn't put 101 Dalmatians in there. Right. No room. Sure. Minority Report. Was that one of them? That was Tom Cruise.

Went back to Tom Cruise because I was slacking on GC. Glenn Close could have 100% been a minority report. Yeah, she could have been one of the little – All right, so we got to turn it around. We got to turn it around. David's got to keep it going. I'm chomping at the bit for my next one. I don't want to get it took.

My next pick – because I'm not going to pick again for so long. Okay. You're right, and your shit's going to be gone, dog. Okay, it's all going to be fucking gone. I can't wait to take it. I am going to take The Da Vinci Code. I wasn't even on there.

I would have never taken that movie. I shouldn't have picked it. I just looked at it and I was like, I regret it immediately. No, dude, it's fine. I'll say this. The only reason I regret picking it is that I feel like, in my head, I was like, none of these guys are going to take The Da Vinci Code. No, I didn't take it. And I got some movies on here that I of these guys are going to take the DaVinci Code. No I didn't take it. And I got some movies

on here that I know you guys are going to fucking pick but I love the DaVinci Code. Starting one, Tom Hanks going around the world solving mysteries. Rachel Weisz. Who was the albino who killed him? Oh who was like whipping

himself? That guy was crazy. He had that that chain garter that he put around alternating on his thighs to punish himself before he went and did the Lord's work. His name was Silas

or Cyrus. Silas, I think, yeah. And he was the priest's weird demon knight. I'm doing good, but I'm killing people at the same time. Illuminati, man.

Illuminati shit. I read that book. It's a fun book, right? It's a fun – yeah. I read it when it came out, so it was like 13 or something. That was like the first book that my friend Dix read, and so that's in turn his favorite movie. Just because he could tell people, be like, oh, this is like a lot different than the book. And we're like, you picked up a book, dog.

I get it. That's great, though. I appreciate that. I was the same way with The Client. That movie, The Client. I read it four straight semesters.. I appreciate that. I was the same way with The Client. That movie The Client. I read it four straight semesters. How old were you? High school.

So Dix was like 25. Okay. But I did a book report on it for the same teacher four straight semesters because he never wrote down what you did. Shout out to Mr. Lawrence. The whole reason I'm a writer to this day. But yeah, I did it four straight semesters because he didn't care. That's sick.

What the hell? I don't want to blow up the spot. I don't want to blow up the spot. No, this was in high school. Oh, okay. Yeah, this was in high school. You reading that one book four times in a row is basically more than all the work I did in high school put together. I think he was probably stoked.

I think the fourth time I just watched the movie. I think I recapped. But the first three times, I definitely read the book. Yeah. Da Vinci Code got 25% on Rotten Tomatoes. I don't agree with that. 25% is crazy. It's better than 25%.

Audrey Tattoo's in it, being cute and French, as all get out. Yep. Ian McKellen's in there, moving around on crutches. You know, they go to his house. That's right. He's kind of the martyr, like the guy who's just been waiting for this day. Yeah. And Audrey Tattoo, at the end of it, spoiler alert, I guess.

I don't care. If you haven't seen The Adventure Code, you don't want to at this point. She's like, turns out to be related to Christ. Yeah. That's one of the whole story of the movie is like Christ had kids. A direct descendant. His bloodline exists on Earth. He was saving the world the whole time.

It makes you think, though. You're like, what if? What if Jesus was just a dude who wasn't, like, what if he was not? Is that where we're going tonight? You're like, what if Jesus was just a dude who wasn't – Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is that where we're going tonight? Well, like what if then he just had some kids and you're one of Jesus' kids, but he's just like a normal guy who isn't a god or anything? Just a cool dude?

It's just like still be bucked to be related to Jesus. Yeah, it'd be great. Yeah. Well, why can't he have kids and still be a god? Listen, guys, these are questions for a different podcast. I'm sorry, I'm depressed now. What Ron Howard and Tom Hanks would suggest is that Mary Magdalene and Jesus had kids. And Audrey Tattoo is one of those kids.

Mary Magdalene could get it. Yeah, absolutely. I think everyone here. Yeah, Magdalene's hot as hell. There's some pictures recently surfaced. Somebody hacked her. Somebody leaked her scrolls. Yeah, they leaked her scrolls, dude. Yeah. There's some pictures recently surfaced. Somebody hacked her. Somebody hacked her. Somebody leaked her scrolls.

Yeah, leaked her scrolls, dude. Gene Reno's in it. I love Gene Reno, dude. It's just a fun capery movie. It was. It's a great movie to go see in the theater. Get some popcorn. Yeah.

It's pseudo history where it makes history seem more cool. It's kind of edgy. It's like National Treasure. It's kind of edgy. It is like National Treasure, which had too high of a rating for me to take. So I had to take Junior National Treasure. And it's got a lot of that shit like, oh, we need to be in Egypt. And then they just hop on a plane and go to Egypt. You're like, where's this bankroll coming from? Our accounts have been frozen.

Some have. I mean, Illuminati, of course. There's always banks involved. They had that weird Chinese finger trap thing that they had to solve. Yeah. The ink thing, the scroll ink thing or whatever. It was like a dope-ass Rubik's Cube. For 2069, I bet it was all that.

Probably, yeah. 1-8-7-3-11, you know? So, I mean, that's my pick. I don't regret it one bit. The Da Vinci Code, sticking with it. I feel good about my picks. I got Tommy Hanks in the house. Zach Harper, it's time for yours.

Wait, was that your second? What was your first one? Hook. Zach Harper, it's time for yours. So this next movie features three Academy nominees for sure. Maybe winners. Frank Langella, Richard Jenkins,

and Whoopi Goldberg. The movie is Eddie. Eddie. Damn. I love the movie Eddie. I will watch that every time it's on. Damn it. The fan from the upper deck gets brought in for this promotion. She coaches up the Knicks better than anyone's coached up the Knicks. And she just captures the city spirit as Frank Langella, who is Wild Bill Burris, or Burgess, has purchased the Knicks, and he wants to move them to St. Louis. That's the conceit of the movie.

Yeah. She's got to rally the troops to be good, get the fans involved, keep the Knicks in New York. He's, at one point, riding a horse, wearing tennis shoes on a court. That's how they do it in St. Louis. Yeah, exactly. Gateway to the West. Get over there. Real cowboy country.

Eddie is just a phenomenal movie. Doesn't he fall in love with her? He's got this weird, like. There's like a weird relationship. It's kind of like. They got a Ross and Rachel, right? Or like Thomas Jefferson type of deal. That's what it feels like to me.

They fire the coach of the Knicks so she can replace it. And then midseason, he takes over the Hornets job and is just and they have to beat the Hornets to get into the playoffs. So, like, there's a real circular conflict going to make the playoffs to make the playoffs. Yeah. Because they were so bad. Yeah. Yeah. They started surging back and it was all real NBA teams.

Yeah. Real NBA players. Mark Jackson's in it. Yeah. Rick Fox is in it. Uh, of course, Rick Fox,

Oscar nominee, Rick Fox, uh, rest in peace. Malik Sealy plays Stacey Patton who's the star player. Gary.

Gary Payton is a street baller in the movie. Anthony Mason's in the movie. John Starks is in the movie. No he wasn't.

They didn't put him in the league. He's a street baller. Greg Ostertag's in the movie. Dwayne Schintz. Dwayne Schintz. Dwayne Schintz.

John Starks is in there. John Starks. Did this dude just act this? Did this dude just act this? Did this dude just act this? It's a great movie. What was the percentage on Rotten Tomatoes? It's 15%.

Wow. That's bullshit. That's ice cold. That's like somebody's husband had sex with Whoopi Goldberg. And then they're like, you know what? 15. 15%. Olden Polonies explains what a black hole is scientifically.

In that movie? In that movie. He's at the free throw line. Someone thinks that Eddie called a player a black hoe, but he says, no, we should call it a black hole. And someone's like, what's a black hole? And Olden Polonese explains it in a very scientific Neil deGrasse Ticey type of way.

And black hoes. That's amazing. Yeah. Olden Polonese is an expert on both. And he once got arrested for pretending to be a cop olden polly in real life let olden polly's do olden polly's stuff if he wants to go out there and make our society safer seattle where was he playing when that happened maybe sacramento or was he even walking for a little bit he was playing when he got arrested for this might have been post career i kind of think it was at the end

of his career though just tall ass olden polly's hey i'm a cop no This might have been post-career. I kind of think it was at the end of his career, though. Just tall-ass Olden Polonese being like, hey, I'm a cop. No, you're Olden Polonese. Yeah. Yeah. Get on the hood. Dude, Eddie, that's a fun pick. That is a fun pick. That's a good pick.

One of my favorite movies. Dude, Whoopi Goldberg. Where's Whoopi? She kind of decided to step back, right? I got some Whoopi on here. Going to host the Oscars in like a year? She decided to step back from Hollywood. I would love to see her back. She's on The View, I thought step back, right? Going to host the Oscars in like a year? She decided to step back from Hollywood. I would love to see her back.

She's on The View, I thought. Oh, you're in the movies. She's an Oscar winner. Oh, yeah. I don't know why she's on. She's probably making more money doing The View. Yeah, that's true. Whoopi, we miss you.

I like to think of us as like The View South. This is The View South. The View from the top over here. This is one of the... The View from the top. here the view from the top is that under 30% it was speaking of under 30%

Sean Jordan it is your turn to pick a movie under 30% featuring an academy award nominee alright we're going cocktail we're going Tom Cruise and Elizabeth Shue cocktail on fucking it is 5% no on Rotten rotten tomatoes and if you okay so like if you watch cocktail i just i just watched cocktail like a week ago if you watch cocktail it it's it

doesn't it's not very linear it doesn't make a ton of sense but if you just take it for what it is it's just entertaining like this dude know, he goes into this bar. He just gets a job. Wouldn't happen. But it's like Coyote Ugly. He just ends up working his fucking ass off. He's wringing his socks out at the end of the night. I bartended.

You don't wring your fucking socks out. But it's fun. It's fun to think that you do. And then he ends up just like, I swear he moves to what Kokomo was about. Like what the Beach Boys wrote Kokomo about. It was a beautiful island. It's where he lives. I don't know if it was an island. Elizabeth Shue, they just meet and she's never done a thing wrong in her whole life as far as I'm concerned.

Yeah, she's looking fly in there, right? Dog. She will look fly. Pink Shue. Oh my God, she's amazing. Red Shoe Diaries. And then he ends up killing his like partner or whatever it's just a very nonsensical now i haven't seen this movie you never seen cocktail it's like color of money with

with booze yeah it's like based on tgi fridays right they're like throwing these basically they're throwing these bottles it's flash bartending there's a there's a part where he's like he's bartending and this is why i got a five percent but i love this about it they're throwing these bottles it's flash bartending there's a there's a part where he's like he's bartending and this is why it got a five percent but i love this about it they're bartending in this just heated heated new york club atmosphere and he gets on the bar and he goes who wants to hear a poem and everybody just shuts up you know like i'd love to hear a poem that is the worst poem too any yeah boom it's i gotta look at I gotta look it up. Pull up if you would read it because you're very poetic. I am a poetic man.

He reads his poem and then everyone calms down and they're like hooray! And then they just go back to casually pouring drinks for people. You got it? I do. I got it right here. Yes. I am the last barman poet. I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make.

Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake. The sex on the beach, the schnapps made from peach. The velvet hammer, the Alabama slammer. I make things with juice and froth. The pink squirrel, the three-toed sloth. I make drinks so sweet and snazzy. The iced tea, the kamikaze. the orgasm, the death spasm, the Singapore sling, the ding-a-ling.

America, you've just been devoted to every flavor I got. But if you want to get loaded, why don't you just order a shot? Real talk. Real talk. But then the bar erupts and everybody gets shot. The bar is open. You would erupt, though. If you heard that, if you were just in a bar and the bartender was just like, hold up.

Yeah. I would clap. The fantasy. How is this not mixed into that Little John song? How is that not sampled? I don't know how rappers haven't been referencing it for years. Do you think there's a couple trying to break up at that bar, and then he gets up there, you know,

and he's like, oh, fucking this poem. No, and then they're like, you know what? Let's just do some shots. We'll talk about it. We'll talk it out. And then they invited another person into the bedroom that night, solved their marriage. Turns out that's what they were both into.

They just needed that for themselves. They needed an open borders policy. The guy likes to watch. They fucked Tom Cruise. They fucked Tom Cruise. They fucked Tom Cruise. And Tom Cruise wasn't going home to anybody, so he was fine with it. What was he going to do then? I assume he shoves Elizabeth Shue at some point.

At some point, but not that night. Huh? Somebody dies? Yeah, he kills someone. What happens to Tom Cruise? I'll just watch it. You know what? I'll just watch it.

What happens to Tom Cruise? Well, he went on to make a bunch of other movies. He was all right. The thing about this poem is I've never heard of a drink called The Ding-a-ling. I don't believe it exists.

Or the Death Spasm. Death Spasm is not. I've heard of like the, you know, everybody's got different names. What's the Pink Squirrel? I don't know.

I know what a kamikaze is. Pink Squirrel is a whole grapefruit floating in a bowl of Miller Lite. I should know what all these are because I'm an alcoholic.

Are they naming that now? Yeah, Pink Squirrel. I thought that was all these are because I'm an alcoholic. Are they naming that now? Yeah, it's the big squirrel. I thought that was just breakfast. It's called Gentleman's Breakfast. You haul out the grapefruit, you fill it up with beer. It's a twofer. I'm sure there's more to say about cocktail, but let's keep it moving. David Borey, it's time for your second pick, the last pick of the second round.

This is so hard because I've got to go with my heart, but I also want to screw you guys. Yes. I'm gonna go, my last pick, Swordfish. Swordfish! 26% starring my man Don Cheadle, nominated for Hotel Rwanda. Yes.

And Halle Bizzle! Halle Bizzle! Also John Travolta. Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman. That movieman. Huge Jackman. That movie fucking ruled. When he's getting a mouth shot and he has to type in that code and you're like, mouth shot, gun to his head, type it in a code. He's like, what? They made hacking look so sexy.

Yeah. When they first talk about John Travolta, they're like, he lives in a world that you don't exist in. Where they don't get haircuts. He doesn't spin and walks in the club. know how he buried topless for the first time you know what's dope about this pick for you is that he the same director that directed gone in 60 seconds directed this movie back to back you have a type back to back back to back 2000 2001 wow see dude that was like it was a great that was a great movie. Stars studded.

I don't understand how it gets less than 30. If you watch that movie, it's so fun. They made nerd shit look cool. Yeah. Like, yeah, that lady gave him a beach, gun to his head. I don't even know how hacking works. No. It's a thing. To me, it's just people get on and beep, boop, bop, boop, beep, and then the bank is down.

I don't know what the fuck that looks like. Yeah. There's a website. you just spoiled mr robot for everybody yeah there's a website called a hacker typer if you if you google hacker typer you go on there and any button you hit it just makes it look like hacking oh that's amazing you have to do it you can be like i'm hacking into the mainframe and then then you just start randomly hitting keys, and it looks amazing. Shout out to HackerType. Shout out to HackerType. Don't talk.

Somebody cut the hard line. I don't know what to do. Hold on. Find a back door. Somebody go boot the drive. Boot the drive. Oh, shit. We're out of alcohol.

Let me crack in. What do they ever do? Just give me 30 seconds. I just need 30 seconds. How can that take 30 seconds? I don't even understand what they're doing. It feels like it should take one second or all day. You know seconds? I don't even understand what they're doing. It feels like it should take one second or all day. You know what?

I don't want to understand. It's just like I don't understand Apollo 13. I don't understand the scientific. I don't care. Well, first of all, I'd never have because we've never been in space. Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it was a warehouse with a windblow. How was the flag blown around the moon? The flag blown in the wind that doesn't exist? You kidding me?

Kubrick. Stanley. Three words for? Cubric. Stanley. Three words for you, dude. Stanley Cubric. I got some sense for you. I was sitting next to him. We went to see that in the theater, Swordfish. I was sitting next to my friend, Rue.

And when Halle Berry's The Sun thing came off and you could see her breasts, he's like, He was like that. And then I realized, I'm like, you didn't want to see Swordfish. You wanted to, like, he was like that, and then I realized, I'm like, you didn't want to see Swordfish, you wanted to see Halle Bizzle. Yeah, of course you wanted to. I mean, so did I, but I'm just saying. She got an extra $500,000 for that. Of course. She should have got an extra mil. Yeah.

She should have got two mil. And on that same scale, I hope they gave her 50 mil for Monster's Ball. Oh my god. I watched that movie with my mom for her 50 mil for Monster's Ball. Right. Oh, my God. She's getting handled in Monster's Ball. I watched that movie with my mom for the first time. Monster's Ball? The worst.

We were in the basement. And my mom, I remember because my mom's an immigrant. I just want to feel something else. And I remember specifically when mom's saying, oh, my God, Halle Berry's breast. And I was just like, this is the worst time. I'm so uncomfortable. I don't ever want either of my parents' opinion on breasts. And that was such a depressing

sex scene. Yeah, because it was like her kid died, right? And she's like, I just want to feel something different. She said, make me feel good. Can you make me feel good? God, that sucks. He did, though, to his credit. You think he got it? So that was that big.

John Travolta turned down that movie six times. He did, really? He didn't know that Halle Berry was sidebar. That he turned down? That's the movieta turned down that movie six times. He did, really? He didn't know that. He didn't know that. That he turned down? That's the movie he turned down? What did they do on Lucky Number 7? Be like, hey, it's not Battlefield Earth again.

Yeah. Oh, good point. I think it was, oh, you got the gone in 60 seconds director. I'm in. Wait. I'm swinging back around on this one. Absolutely. Now you got the third pick.

Another one I don't think you guys are going to get that's great, though. Pootie Tang. Pootie Tang was on the list for me. 29%. Wait, who's the- Robert Vaughn, best actor in a supporting role for the Young Philadelphians in 1950. Fucking nah. Damn, dude.

Pootie Tang. Damn, dude. You know- I was in the crates for this one. You went deep in the crates. I went deep in the racks. I tried to figure out a way to get in. I tried to hack the mainframe into Pootie Tang, dude. Meanwhile, you still didn't have that website. I couldn went deep in the race. I went deep in the race. I tried to figure out a way to get it. I tried to hack the mainframe

into Pootie Tang, dude. But I couldn't get through to that website. I couldn't get through the firewall. I love it when you almost There was a seven-headed hydra. I had to go around

the back door. You almost run out of breath. You know it's a good answer when you're just 1959. Yeah, I was so stoked. Pootie Tang is so good. Pootie Tang is good.

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Written by Louis C.K., dude. Directed, too. Directed by Louis C.K. It's one of those movies that came out and people hated on it just because it looked easy to hate on. Yeah. You're like, did you watch it? And most people said no, and you go, watch it.

And then they watch it, and they're like, oh, yeah, it was dope. Do you know how hard it is to talk without saying anything and make it sound like English? Right? Just that alone. How do you write that? Just try to do that with your English cadence. It's so hard. I just short-circuited.

I don't know if I can do it. Slap it in the face. No, I just watched I Love You to Man Today. You can't pull that. Oh, yeah. Slap it in the face. Slap it in the face. I can't pull that. Oh, yeah. Slap of the face. Slap of the face. I didn't even know I said that.

Oh. We all sound like fools. That doesn't sound right. I can't do it. No, just that and, yeah, that movie. So, Pootie Tang. Double down on you. I feel bad because I've seen all these movies that are spoofing blaxploitation movies

like Pootie Tang. Never seen any blaxploitation movies? I are spoofing blaxploitation movies. Like Pootie Tang. Never seen any blaxploitation movies? I've never seen any blaxploitation movies. They're actually pretty great. Are they good? Yeah, man. My favorite is Cotton Comes to Harlem. I don't know if you've seen that.

I've never seen that. It's great. I even have a framed movie poster my mom bought me. Cotton Comes to Harlem? I've never heard of it. It's great. I'm a big Toffee fan. A big Dolomite fan.

Dolomite's fantastic. Would Fear of a Black Hat count? No. That's like 91 or something, right? Yeah. Maybe I don't know. Maybe I don't know by definition what Blacks play. It's like Black Caesar, The Max, Superfly.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, definitely. Fear of a Black Hat wouldn't count. You're right. Sorry. Yeah, tall shoes. I learned something.

Based on like kung fu movies, basically. A lot of cheetah print. A lot of che, basically. A lot of cheetah print. A lot of cheetah print. A lot of cheetah print. You don't want me to take down Big Karate tonight. I don't have it. We're not going to. Big Karate.

You don't got the time or the energy to take down Big Karate right now. No, no, no. That's its own problem. That was my nickname in prep school, dude. Big Karate. Big Karate. Yeah, yeah. They call me Young Roddy these days.

Young Roddy Karate. karate karate yeah yeah not a lot of people they call me young roddy these days what were our nicknames yesterday when we were killing we had good ones it were the it were the movies that we watched uh oh god sleepless in seattle and what was it what if you were just like yeah i'm rolling over with my dudes baby boy and sleepless in seattle i wouldn't know what was gonna happen i don't know if i get a knife yeah What if you were just like, yeah, I'm rolling over with my dude's baby boy in Sleepless in Seattle? I wouldn't know what was going to happen. I don't know if I get a knife or some people grease. I'll put some champagne on ice, but I'm going to get my gun, too. It'd be so much tighter. Think of how much harder those sound if you didn't know they were movies.

Right. Oh, my God. Yeah, that would be even crazier. If your boy's nicknamed Sleepless in Seattle, but it's not a popular romantic comedy. What the fuck is this? Why won't sleep yeah seattle's such a relaxing place he's been in prison in seattle for that long he just can't sleep yeah dude thinking about how he's gonna kill that guy that's fucking his wife when he gets out of prison and from seattle god damn because if you think if you and my boy hungry in houston's coming over i'm like no uh i i we should meet we should meet at a Denny's or something.

I knew a dude named Hungry, and he was a bad guy. Hungry? He robbed my friend at the Denver Diner. Shout out to Denver Diner. Terrible. Evident. Well, you know why he did it. Of course he was hungry.

He was hungry. He wanted more. Getting hungry. So, yeah, that's my double down. That's amazing. Yeah. Pootie Tang and Swordfish. Fantastic.

Sean Jordan, building on the success of Cocktail. Also, by the way. Poodie Tang and Swordfish, fantastic. Sean Jordan, building on the success of Cocktail. Also, by the way, Poodie Tang and Swordfish, I just don't want it to be without acknowledging that that's a great two things to say. It's a great two things. Back to back. What are you doing tonight? Some Poodie Tang and Swordfish. What are you doing?

You want to kick it? I can't. It's my anniversary, so I'm going to get some Poodie Tang and Swordfish. Poodie smells like Poodie Tang and Swordfish. You can go to a restaurant. Poodie Tang and Swordfish. Poodie smells like Poodie Tang and Swordfish. You can go to a restaurant. Poodie Tang and Swordfish is like that sex and candy. I smell Poodie Tang and Swordfish. Yeah.

You go to a restaurant and order that, and then it just appears written on the menu. You're like, oh, turns out we do have that. Turns out you can get the Poodie Tang and swordfish i thought we didn't have it here that was the first crossover chitlin circuit cat skills comedy act where it was a jewish guy in a black those were actually the two they were two of the original little rascals pootie tang and swordfish were the first two people to call each other Youngblood. Poodie Tang and Swordfish were Christopher Columbus' two boats that sank on the way over to America. It was the original boat that sank.

Poodie Tang sank, Swordfish sank. Oh, no, we only brought three boats. I guess it's the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria. That was fun, gentlemen. I guess it's the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria. And the Santa Maria. That was fun, gentlemen. Good gracious. That's too good. Sean Jordan, it is your turn to build on the success of Cocktail.

Where are you going? So what I'm going to do is I'm going to go The Beach. Oh. And The Beach isn't necessarily the most popular movie among everybody. One of my – it got 19% on Rotten Tomatoes, which is absolute horseshit. That's horseshit. It's horseshit.

Is that the movie where they're traveling? And when they want to leave, then it becomes a problem. Nardo goes over to fucking Thailand. Nard DiCaprio. He's just a tourist, and he's complaining that the monologue or the the uh i don't know the dialogue or whatever it's just him talking about how everybody goes on vacation just to sit in their hotel and watch movies and shit so he's walking around takes a shot of snake blood and then this crazy dude in the hotel next to him

thailand and then he meets this banging ass french girl and this banging ass french dude they're both banging and uh that's what they do out there. Very sexual. And then Leo reads them this bar poem. They get this map. They read this bar poem. And then Poodie Tang and Swordfish. Swim up.

Those are the French people. It's Poodie Tang and Swordfish. They did these two weird drugs called Poodie Tang and Swordfish. One up each nostril. Now they go to the island and they go to the beach and they just have this amazing time. There's like a shark attack in there. The movie. It's Danny Boyle, I think.

Right. Danny Boyle. Yeah. Oscar winning. He doesn't. He doesn't fucking. He doesn't miss. No, he doesn't miss.

Yeah. And he didn't miss on sunshine. Like he hits everything out of the park. Nardo killed it. Everybody in that movie. Tilda Swinton killed it. She was like the only other head in there. But everybody else did great.

It was just a solid movie. It's a beautiful movie, too. Yeah, it shot so well. Is there a shark attack in it? Yeah, yeah. There's a shark attack. He kills a shark. Yeah.

He kills a shark. And then the shark comes and attacks a Swedish dude. And that's like the pinnacle of the movie or the climax or whatever where they have to basically kill this dude. And then they all leave, realize what a mistake they made and then it shows like the first IMAX which is hilarious. Like one of those first cyber bars. That's where they end the movie.

Oh really? And there's like IMAX computers in it? Yeah and it's like one of those pictures that takes like 10 minutes to download like line by line. It's a dope movie. I don't know how it got 19. Yeah. Why do you think that? What about that movie? I feel like people play out DiCaprio a lot.

He's amazing. I know, but people still play him out, man. He's always been amazing. Basketball Diaries. All these movies. He's always been dope. It made hella money. DiCaprio was nominated for a Razzie Award for Worst Actor.

There's no way for that movie. There's a video game scene in there. Yeah. But that's just Danny Boyle being him. That's not Nardo.

Nardo murdered that movie. Video game scene like it looks like Doom or like Duke Nukem? Kind of like he's just he's walking around like Pac-Man kind of and like it's a scene

in the jungle where he's just losing his mind. Oh, weird. Well, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It scene in the jungle where he's just losing his mind. It's pertinent. It works in the movie. You're pertinent. Listen, I saw The Beach. I enjoyed it. I never was watching anything like... Fucking stop, dude.

What did it get like? Watch your mouth. Alright, Zach Harper. We gotta keep it moving. I wanna go off on all these tangents. We gotta keep a move. I wanna go off on all these tangents. We gotta keep skating. Zach Harper, it is your turn to draft your third movie to build on the success of

Battlefield, Earth, and Eddie. Alright, I'm gonna stick with Frank Langella, who plays in the 1987 classic that only got 17%. He plays Skeletor in Masters of the Universe. That was on there? How is that 17%?

Courtney Cox. I've never seen the movie. Dolph Lundgren as He-Man. Wait, there's a live action He-Man? Yeah. There's a live action He-Man? Yeah. I didn't even know that. It's so good. Watch it tonight. Is it pretty, uh, you know It's live action. Were you into He-Man?

Were you into He-Man? Were you into He-Man? Huge. I had a He-Man. You know the characters and stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Beastman and shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Evil Lynn, Teela, it's got all of them in there.

It's so good. I was more of a Thundercats kind of guy. Ah, yeah. Thundercats was... Yeah, Thundercats was dope. Sword of Omen, give me sight beyond... No, who's the... Was He-Man a sight beyond sight?

No, he was the... That was Thundercats. Castle of Grayskull. I have the power. That was He-Man. Oh, by the Castle of Grayskull. I have the power. That was he made. By the power of Grayskull. And we took out the sword in the cartoon and made this dope-ass metal sound.

That movie was so good. I don't know if it holds up. I have never seen Master of the Universe. It's great. So it's got the four Skeletors, four main henchmen. And I remember because when that movie came out, their dolls had just come out. They were like the four. You know how they made like new characters every now and again? I love the toys.

These were just the four brand new toys. And then the movie comes out and you're like, fuck, dude, they got the new ones. Who were the four henchmen? Because I may have had the toys. One of them was Beastman, which was an old guy. And then there was like the dude with the sword guy. Yeah. Then they had the guy with the tongue, right?

I had the suck face toy that would spit water. I had the He-Man toy. You had, like, a suction cup mouth. I think that's just a sex toy. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, you could fuck it. But, like, it was. That was a bath pillow.

Yeah. I fucked the fuck out of it. But, like. You can fuck anything. There was that one where you could dent his armor and flip it around. Yeah, the dude just every time he hit it in a turn, there was the skunk or. And they had manny faces. That guy was in there.

Yeah. No, the mermaid guy was in there, right? Right. He had the neck that would expand or whatever. Yeah, there was a mermaid guy in there. Manny faces, he had a robot face and a weird little slug lizardy face. There was one that looked like his armor right yeah it was kind of like a like a dr doom yeah yeah type of scenario absolutely

yeah uh there are two heartwarming things from this movie that i love please one frank langella went on record in an interview saying that skeletor was one of his favorite roles because his kid was super into skeletor super into heMan, and would run around the house saying the lines constantly. So he kind of made it for his kid. He was a good scary Skeletor. Was he good? Yeah. His kid's swordfish Langella, dude.

Right? It kind of sounds like Chris. And he wrote this line in it that it's, tell me about the loneliness of good, He-Man. Is it equal to the loneliness of evil? That's a dope line if you think about it. That's a good line. It is. And the whole idea of the castle was that power is not good or evil.

It's what you choose to do with it. So they tried to balance that out within the whole scenery and stuff. It was one of the biggest sets that had ever been in existence because they had to cut two sound stages together and knock down a wall. But then the other heartwarming thing was Mattel, who did the He-Man toys, they ran a contest where the winner got to be in the movie. But they were so behind schedule and over budget for the movie, they had to rush it through.

But they still, this guy, this winner, Richard Sponder, was pig boy in the movie. Pig boy. So he wins the contest. He gets to be pig boy. Good spot they gave him. Yeah. And he hands Skeletor this powerful the contest he gets to be pig boy and he hands skeletor like this uh powerful staff when he gets to earth so like they let someone win a contest and be in the movie and

hand something like it wasn't some shitty like you know extra in the background he hands something like a major role yeah like you're gonna be in the movie but you're gonna play pig boy this was uh courtney cox's first major movie. Oh, hell yeah. So dope. It's great. A lot of it takes, like, the big scene takes place at a high school dance, which I've always been a fan of. What? Wait, how?

Because they come to high school, right? Yeah, they come to Earth. Yeah, they come in through the portal. They're trying to fuck things up in a mall in high school. There's this magic synthesizer that opens up a portal that lets He-Man in and it lets all the villains in. So they fucking like Terminator wreak havoc in our world. So 87 is the synthesizer. Synthesizer, dude. There's a magic thin tie which opens the portal.

There's a magic pheromone. He brings it into a pawn shop and they're like, I don't know. And he goes, I don't know what it is. And he's just playing it. And you're like, well, you know how to fucking play it, though. Yeah. I don't know what it is. I'm a virtuoso.

That's amazing. Dolph Lundgren is He-Man? Dolph Lundgren is He-Man and he's a great He-Man. I guess I would want an American to play He-Man. He is a good He-Man. He looks like He-Man. I love Dolph Lundgren, but I would have liked an American muscle. Oh yeah, right?

It's like 39. It's 39? It should be 100. You know what the score for Rocky it should be 100 yeah it's 100 you know what the score for Rocky IV should be 1776 on Rotten Tomatoes July 4th

1976 July 4th 1776 dude that should be the fucking score for it that movie was dripping

with just America just look at these yeah that was fucking anyway off topic Master of the look at these. Yeah, that was fucking. Anyway, off to the universe. Excellent pick, Mr. Harper. That was a fucking. I'm mad about that one.

So angry at this. I didn't see it on there. It moves on to me. I can't. The thing I was afraid that was going to get picked didn't get picked and I couldn't be happier. So with the last pick of the third round, I'm going to take Predator 2. Oh, with Danny Glover. With Danny Glover. Portland, Oregon's Danny Glover. With Danny Glover.

But the – More than Oregon's Danny Glover. I don't think he's the – wait, hold on. Gary Busey is the Oscar nominee in it. What the fuck? Yeah. When did that ever happen? I don't think Danny Glover's ever been nominated.

It was Busey we came for. Yeah, Gary Busey was the man in it. What did he get nominated for? Like Buddy Holly or something? The Buddy Holly story. Yeah. For lead actor, he was nominated for the Buddy Holly. I forget that he also has a skill set.

Yeah, Gary Busey had a skill set, and they got a head injury. Yeah. But yeah, Busey's in Predator 2. But I love it. It's in Los Angeles. I love it too. Portland, Oregon's Danny Glover's in it. Is that where he's from?

He lives up there. He lives in Lake Oswego. He lives in Lake Oswego. I always thought, because I think he's from San Francisco. Yeah, yeah. He's a Bay Area dude, but He lives up there. He lives in Lake Oswego. He lives in Lake Oswego. I always thought because I think he's from San Francisco. Yeah, yeah. He's a Bay Area dude, but he lives up there. Him and Kevin Love's parents right next to each other in Lake Oswego. It's amazing. He's

fighting Predator all over. And it's got those gnarly Jamaicans. It's got more gnarly Jamaicans in it. Yeah, it's more gnarly Jamaicans in it. Which never are bad for a movie. Which is crazy because Predators are sort of space gnarly Jamaicans. They have crazy dreadlocks. They have dreads and a vagina mouth. Yeah, they have dreads.

Which is actually if you ask the Jamaican people to design a person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dreads. You also get that the Predator is an Oscar-nominated director. Yeah, the Predator. Wait, what? For Philadelphia. What? No, I made that up. Oh, God. Oh, what? For Philadelphia. What?

No, I made that up. Oh, God. Oh, dude. I almost lost it. I was like, range. Yeah. Range. I was ready to be like, I'm not surprised.

Or what if I agreed? I was like, yeah, no. Yeah, no, I remember that. Paul Thomas Anderson just wore a Predator outfit to direct a great movie every day and just was like. But it was. The Predator was Wes Anderson. Yeah, the Predator was Wes Anderson.

It's such a good movie. There's like the Predator. He doesn't kill the Predator was Wes Anderson yeah the Predator was Wes Anderson it's such a good movie there's like the Predator he doesn't kill the Predator he puts a human element on the Predators because they're like just like get out of here

there's multiple Predators there's multiple Predators in it and at the end they give Danny Glover like who is it is it Wild Bill's gun or Buff

like yeah oh I think it's Wild Bill's gun yeah man I haven't seen that movie for so long now that I think about it is that a South Dakota uh i'm trying to oh find what's false if it's if it's wild bill i believe he's buried in colorado well buffalo and i don't want to

go high until i die buffalo bill and wild bill one of them got murked in kansas city wild bill one of them got murked in deadwood. Wild Bill is buried. One of them got murked in Deadwood, and I don't know which is which. Wild Bill is buried in Colorado. We're trying to look it up right now. Hold up. Oh, shout out to factfiend.com. The pistol given to Danny Glover at the end of Predator 2 is actually a gift the Predator received from a pirate captain 300 years earlier after a fight to the death on a tropical island. So I guess that was revealed in the comic books.

It says, what does it say on the? So Johnny Depp gave it to him. Oh, it's not Wild Bill. Yeah, Johnny Depp gave it to him. Yeah, time-traveling Johnny Depp. It's, oh, no, okay, so it's some pirate's name. Never mind, it's not Wild Bill. I thought it was for some reason.

Somebody Adeline, some pirate. Anyway, he's given a pirate's gun, which signifies that predators have been coming to Earth to hunt the baddest humans for years. And that pirates were the baddest humans. And that pirates were the baddest humans at one point. It's just great. It's like a fun. The whole Predator story is good. It's great.

It's great. Yeah, it's like a real room. Did they touch on that in the first Predator that they're just here for the sport of it? I mean, I know they say that he's hunting. I don't think they did. The second one makes it clear that they're here for sport. Aliens vs. Predator 2. That one too. They explain what the

Predators are other than just like there's this crazy alien in the jungle. Predator is a better movie, but Predator 2 does not deserve its 25% rating. No, not even close. It's a 37 at least. Dude, it's a better movie, but Predator 2 does not deserve its 25% rating. No, not even close, man. It's a 37 at least. Dude, it's a fun movie. Who else is in it here?

It's got Daniel Glover, Gary Busey, William Bill Paxton. Bill Paxton? Yeah, Bill Paxton's in it. Maria Conchita Alonso. It's got a good cast, man. Wow. Yeah.

Predator 2. I love Predator 2. And at the end, when you see all of them and you're like fuck man yeah and don't they do the whole skinning alive like take it to new levels where there's like 10 people skinned alive right yeah like yeah that was like they're in the predator one that was their thing but this one they skin like five dudes i would if there's any credits i would just ask you what do you want out of a Predator movie? Seriously, what are you looking for? He's not going to put an algorithm on a chalkboard. It's Predator, dude.

What do you want that Predator 2 didn't give you? Blood, guts, screams. It took place in the city. That was cool. Danny Glover. I fuck with Danny Glover. I fuck with Danny Glover, too. Yeah.

I also love the Young Thug song, Danny Glover. Oh, I don't know if I know that song off the top of my head. I'll send it to you. Yeah, I would love to hear that. Actually, can you just rap the whole thing right now? I got, you know, it's a whole process. But she's in it. Nikki's got part.

Nikki Threesome? All right, we got to keep it moving. We got to keep it moving. We're double down. Predator 2. First pick of the fourth round now? First pick of the fourth round. I'm staying in kind of

that oeuvre. I'm going to use the word oeuvre. Is that groove without a G? It's an oeuvre. O-U-V-R-E. It's like sort of that world. And I'm going to go with Rambo First Blood Part 2. Part 2? I was looking at that like just for the title. First Blood Part 2.

First Blood Part 2. Wait, which one is Part 2? Where's he at in Part 2? Rambo for the title First Blood Part 2. You're like, who in the world? Wait, which one is part? Where's he at in part 2? Rambo is just called First Blood. Yeah. So it's not actually. It's just called. Rambo's in Oregon.

Yeah. First Blood is when they go and find him. First Blood Part 2 is like, we need you. Where is he though? Because there's like POWs. He's in Cambodia or something. He finds a way to shoot a ton of brown people. He kills so many brown people.

That's why I love it. He really was like the original American sniper. It was just like, here's a movie. We don't really care what the plot is. Just kill as many brown people as possible. Where he's got the arrow grenades or is that one? I thought that was the most recent one. I think he's got that

in the original one. Yeah, that's Creed. That's what that is. Why? What do you mean that's your uncle, kid? Kid, I ain't your

uncle. It's great. So in Rambo, in First Blood, he kills one person. Dude, go through. Do you have all of them up until the

newest one? Yeah. He kills one person. In First Blood? In First Blood. Listen to this shit. This is bananas. In Rambo First Blood Part 2, which came out three years later, he kills a perfect 69 people.

Okay. Nice. Tight. He kills 69 people. In Rambo 3, which had too high of a score to qualify for this podcast, he kills 132 people. Uh-huh. And then the movie Rambo, which came out in 2008. I saw that. This is bananas. He kills 132 people uh-huh and then the movie rambo which came out in 2008 i saw that

this is bananas he kills 236 people that movie was just him killing yeah how do you that's more than one person at some point there was a bow and arrow yeah there was a bow and arrow with grenades starts out with like a very graphic sort of rape situation that newest rambo and you're like what the hell happened to the rambo franchise on blu-ray that was the first new rambo yeah the new rambo that's a good one but yeah he he has to go uh just stepping up his game a fellow green beret uh go to rescue i don't even know if they ever said i think it's vietnam or something they don't even ever say what's in there they're just like we don't need to. It's Cambodia, probably. Nobody in the country cared at that point.

So they go, those two, the U.S. government wants them to liberate the POWs, but does it? Rambles ire reaches explosive levels when it turns out that the whole mission is PR for the American public. What? It's just a PR mission.

They don't even really care. So anyway, he rounds up the POWs and the action reaches its own explosive levels. for the American public. What? It's just a PR mission. They don't even really care. Yep. So anyway, he rounds up the POWs and the action reaches its own explosive levels. And seeing a Vietnamese sidekick played by Julia Nixon

fend off opposing forces from both sides and shepherd the POWs out of Vietnam, it turns out where it is. That's John Rambo. Yeah. Because again,

what are we looking for out of a Rambo movie, people? Exactly what I got out of all the Rambo movies. That's exactly what I – A little higher death toll? First Blood is fantastic and a commentary on the treatment of veterans in this country. Rambo 2 is what you think of, like, when you think of Rambo. First Blood is my favorite one, though.

It is. It's the best movie. Just because that breakdown. Like, Sylvester Stallone always has a breakdown where he doesn't say words. Yeah. You know what I mean? When he just kind of freaks up. He was like, it's okay, I don't mind. And then in first blood he's like, what do you want me to do?

What do you want me to do? I'd like you to write down what you're saying. What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do? And then they use that in victory. What y'all want to do now? what y'all wanna do now what y'all wanna do now it's all fucked up now

we're getting out of hand on the levels I'm sorry we started talking about Rocky and victory we're getting out of hand on the levels we can't talk about a Rambo movie and a Puff Daddy song in the same half hour it's all fucked up now the sun don't shine forever.

But while it's here, we might as well shine together. Better now than never. Business before pleasure. P. Diddy and the fam. Who you know do it better. Yeah, right. No matter what, we here tight. So when you hear something, be sure you hear it right.

Don't make an ass out of yourself by assuming. My music keeps you moving. I'm going to make you love me, baby. Love me, baby. Alright, guys, we could rap all of No Way Out. Okay, now we're drafting Diddy songs. Just Diddy songs.

That's my fourth pick, Rambo First Blood Part 2. Zach Harper, it's time for your fourth pick. Way to get it right back on track. 30 seconds ago, we were wrapping victory. I'm a professional. All right. I have a very small amount of cage in this.

That's hilarious. So Ghost Rider, 26%. Sure, sure. Ghost Rider is kind of a dope bad movie. Like, it's really, the special effects are super dated um i feel like that movie deserves the 26 i had one of my first panic attacks watching that movie you were worried about ghostwriter i don't know what i was worried about something just something just snapped inside me i was like we're gonna start having panic attacks now did you see the movies no i was

laying on my floor at 712 south willow, Sioux Falls, South Dakota. What time? Like 10 bells. Sober drunk? About a 40 deep. Sober drunk. 40 deep? 140 deep? Yeah, 140 deep. Mickey or St. Ives? Oh, wait, dude. Was that a trick question? I passed. I passed. Mickey or St. Ives? You think we could get Crooked Eye

in Sioux Falls, South Dakota? Back to Ghost Rider. You were probably unsettled by the unpredictable acting nature of Oscar winner Nicolas Cage. Isn't Eva Mendes in that too? Eva Mendes is the love interest. She's like a reporter. Sure. I remember her.

Because he was a daredevil. The kid from American... History X? No. Gangster? His name is T.I. Not Pi. American Beauty.

Oh, sure. Wes Bentley? The dude from the... Yeah, is the bad guy. He's like the evil spirit. Yeah, he is, huh? Yeah. He's a good evil motherfucker. So here are a couple things about this movie. Nick Cage had to cover up a Ghost Rider tattoo that he already has.

Did he get it for the movie or did he not? He's a huge comic book fan. That is the funniest shit I've ever heard. Why would they make him cover it up? You could be Ghost Rider. Yeah, but you... But you have to cover up that Ghost Rider. We believe that he's a man with a flaming skull who rides a motorcycle.

That actually happened to... What is beyond the pale is that he would have a tattoo of himself doing that very thing. You know actually the same thing happened to DiCaprio when he filmed Hoover? Same situation. What the fuck? Hoover did? He got the tattoo the neck tattoo of herbie hooves

excuse me Nick it's the real world on line one no tattoos for this there's also his hair piece in the movie

required three hours a day to put on really three hours for a hairpiece. His hair didn't even look that dank.

It did not look that good. No, it looked like you would let it go. Yeah. Three hours. And then the other thing is there has been like this online argument about whether or not Nick Cage's abs in the movie are CGI. Oh, wow. Are they? They're out here CGI and abs?

So much to the point. Carmelo, we got to get out of here. Yeah. So much to the point that the director talks about it in the DVD commentary. About that they're his real abs? That they're real. I'm not impressed when rich people get yoked. No, that's what you put on some HGH.

I don't know how you apply it. I don't know if you. They're paid to just get yoked. Yeah, I don't like. It's all, I don't know if you... You're paid to just get yoked. Yeah, I don't... It's all... I don't think... That's not impressive to me. No. Sean and I talk about this.

You have... Constantly. You have three months. We're going to give you a trainer. We're going to give you a chef. All you have to do is get yoked. Don't get shredded. You'd be a dickhead to not get yoked.

I would be shredded. I don't have the... Everyone in this room would have D'Angelo muscles. Yeah, dude. Come get us. I'm not ready for that. No, absolutely not.

Right now, we have D'Angelo 2008. Yeah, dude. Come get us. We're not ready for that. No, absolutely not. Right now, we have D'Angelo 2008 bodies right now. Yeah. D'Angelo! I feel like a triple D'Angelo sometimes. Triple D'Angelo! I got sort of a Beverly D'Angelo body.

But like Entourage Beverly D'Angelo. Not that Wally World shit. Beverly D'Angelo. Shout out to D'Angelo. Shout out to Beverly D'Angelo. D'Angelo is one of those 215 Gs listening. Absolutely, yeah.

D'Angelo. He's gotten wind of it. His people know it. Yeah, he knows. The whole team knows Nicholas Cage is such a gem his son is named Kal-El how many of these movies has he been in oh dude there were so many

I'm just saying in the researching though there were a lot that Venn diagram I've got a lot on my list I believe it completely. My favorite story about him, didn't he have like he had bought two haunted houses in New Orleans and one of them got possessed? Repossessed?

He owned castles. He thought it was possessed, but it turned out to be repossessed, actually, Nick. Late night mom dogs live here. They kicked out the old he owns castles he owns castles he owns a T-Rex skull

yeah if I could own a castle I'd own a castle and then he never paid his taxes that being said if you give me

like a billion dollars right now you can't tell me I'm not going to be buying some castles I'm going to have castles I'm going to recreate

Jurassic Park every day Jurassic Park I'm going to pay merchants to find a new color for pants absolutely I would have if I were a billionaire I would have a chef constantly making and throwing away every day. Jurassic Park. I'm going to pay merchants to find a new color for pants. Absolutely.

I would have, if I were a billionaire, I would have a chef constantly making and throwing away grilled cheese sandwiches so I could walk into a room and always get that fresh grilled cheese sandwich.

Yep. Not even have to wait for it. Just always. You don't even want to see the other ones. You'd be like, they better not be on the table. Because I don't want to feel like

I'm wasting food even though I definitely am. If I was upset, I'd walk in and I'd just be like, start over! And I'd slap everything out of his hands. And then when it's over, bag him up, send him to the Boys and Girls Club. Let him have it. No, you just show it to him

and say, when you become rich someday, you can waste this kind of food. Tell him dick jokes for money. When you earn it. When you get there. Yeah, dude, just getting rid of those grilled cheese sandwiches. I eat creme brulees all the time, but I'd only crack it and eat the first bite.

Ooh. Like Dame Dash only pops tags on some fresh shoes. I only crack fresh creme brulees. That would be one of the low-key, ballinest things you could possibly do I only want crack bites I'll take I'll take 15 creme brulees

and bring them out in two and a half minute increments I want to talk to my date a little bit in between bites I swear to god if that motherfucker's cracked one of those is cracked

god damn Ghost Rider amazing pick we gotta keep moving Sean Jordan One of those is cracked. God damn. Ghost Rider, amazing pick. We got to keep moving. Sean Jordan, time for your fourth pick. So I am going Not Another Teen Movie. And Randy Quaid would be the Oscar nominated motherfucker in that movie. He'd get nominated for it. Not Another Teen Movie was so funny.

That movie got a 28%. And it's absolutely hilarious. Chris Evans, like, first role I ever saw him in. Jake Wyler. It's fucking,

it's perfect. It's perfect. It's such a good movie. I don't go for, like, They tackle Jawbreaker, Cruel Intentions, Varsity Blues. Yeah.

It's fucking dope. It's so fun. Chris Evans, much like Van Wilder, Chris Evans makes that movie just the way Ryan Reynolds makes Van Wilder where you're like that movie just the way Ryan Reynolds makes Van Wilder, where you're like, it's dope because he is a perfect high school jock.

Yes. Dude. The first versions of those, the first scary movie was good. Uh-huh. The first non-other teen movie. Those first parody movies are always like, well, not always, but usually pretty good. They nail it. It's when they try to go scream or-

When they do that cash grab and you're like, no. Three, yeah. Yeah. And they start running out of tropes white chicks seven yeah right exactly they have there's so many good things preston wasserstein's big party like the same guy who played billy bob in varsity blues which was a very serious dramatic movie plays billy bob yeah not another teen movie rest in peace he died did he really yeah that was in the last couple months. I didn't know that. Did he really? He lost like 200 pounds or something. Did he? I was just on his IMDB page today and I didn't.

Damn, the game just lost a real one. We did. That's the rule. We all watched. Everybody who played football watched that movie. We did. That was huge. Remember this, Mox?

We were 10 years old. We were 10. That whipped cream. We're just kids. We're talking about Varsity Blues now. I wanted that to be on the list. That's got like, because John Boyd was in something, but that's like 34. I love that dog.

Well, we're not talking about that. I know. Billy Bob was great. I need to hit some ass. Tweeter, when he just looks down, he goes, what the fuck is that? That's herpes, Tweeter. You're a senior in high school, and you have vicious herpes. You're supposed to get

that if you get it in your 30s you know come on tweeter billy billy bob was 45 when he died yeah and look at that picture he's very a lot more slender in that imdb picture oh wow yeah damn i have so many more left i'm really worried that's the before and after. Oh, jeez. Bananas, right? One bit. That's the rule, though. Never work out. Forgot Paul Walker was in that movie, too. Paul Walker was the quarterback. Lance. Lance Harbor.

Are we talking about Varsity Blues now? Well, we are. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, sorry. What did I say? Not Another Teen Movie. It's way more interesting than Not Another Teen Movie. Not Another Teen Movie is an amazing movie.

I love that movie. I think it's absolutely hilarious. And I can't believe that it got like a 28 just astonishing to me yeah when he uh like just blatantly says sister's talking about butt fucking he's like you're my sister and she goes only by blood it's hilarious yeah a little blood they touch on job ever been kiss scene when she was super old and they had that gross and and the make out and there was like all that all that spittle

yeah oh it was so good there's so many yeah that Amanda Beckett walking in slow-mo Lacey Chabert when she just stands there

and like we can't move until she does yeah it was Jennifer Love Hewitt wasn't it it was Lacey Chabert so like who played her little sister

on Jennifer yeah she was Jennifer Love Hewitt's little sister on Party at Five so it was it was really good also Mean Girls Lacey Chabert yeah oh my gosh played her little sister on Party at Five. Yeah. She was Jennifer Love Hewitt's little sister on Party at Five. Yeah. So it was really good. Also on Mean Girls.

Yeah. Oh my gosh. Mean Girls. Let's just talk about Lacey Chabert for a while. Her dad was the inventor of fictional Jews. Yeah. One of the hottest

fictional Jews. Next time we should just draft fictional Jews. We should draft fictional Jews. I would love that. That's anybody. I would just draft the entire cast of Inglourious Bastards.

Number one pick, Amari Stoudemire. Amari Stoudemire. He's a real Jew. I'd pick Shine, the rapper. Shine is great. We claim both of those hard, by the way. Us cultural Jews? I thought it was maternal.

We don't care. They're both in. Us Irish keep it. It's maternal or if you can dunk. Or got bars. Or if you got bars. The's maternal or if you can dunk. Or got bars. Or if you got bars. The Jewish faith will take anyone with bars. We'll take bars.

We have such a low bars ratio. The bars are low. Stoudemire got bars. The bars is low. The bars is low. Not another teen movie. Not another teen movie. Great pick.

David Borey, it is time for you to go back to back. Oh, yeah. You're going to. And then I'm wrapping it up. Okay. Okay. So I can just pick my two favorites

I got on my list. Great, great. First, I'm going to go with the hit Booty Call. Booty Call is a 20... Jamie Foxx. Jamie Foxx with two X's. Booty Call is a 25%.

That's crazy. That's horrible. It was so funny. Vivica Foxx, Tommy Davidson. Wait, Vivica Foxx? I don't know if I know her. Vivica A. Foxx. Oh, Vivica A. Foxx. Oh, Vivica A. Foxx. That's horrible. It was so funny. Vivica Fox, Tommy Davidson. Wait, Vivica Fox? I don't know if I know her. What?

Vivica A. Fox. Oh, Vivica A. Fox. Oh, Vivica A. Fox. I'm sorry. Of the Brooklyn Fox. Right, right. My bad, my bad. Yeah, Tommy Davidson, lambskin condoms.

Don't they wrap their whole bodies in them? Saran wrap. Dental dams. He does a Bill Cosby impression. Yeah. Her name is Listerine. Right. His name is Bunz.

Aren't they wearing cross-colored zip-up turtlenecks, too, the whole time? At some point. And there's the two Middle Eastern guys in the store who say, you've got to lick it before you stick it. You've got to jab it before you stab it. That movie. Booty call like I will give I'll give out the booty call challenge right now

I'll say to AFE listeners yeah a hundred of you tweet at me you don't like booty call I'll change my pick that's how confident I am I don't think you'll find a hundred people who don't like booty call

no man it's like the new Pepsi challenge you have to be serious about not liking it though you can't just say you don't like it yeah don't be a troll then you'll know your heart that you're a liar all day if you don't really fuck with booty call though come at me jamie fox's hair alone in booty calls doesn't he have those little yeah the little tight orange shirt oh my god jamie fox is hilarious he is he's not he's one of those not fair people. He's a superstar. He's so good. He's a superstar.

Amazing singer. Great actor. And funny. Hard body. Funny comedian. He's a comedian. Natural athlete. He started as a stand-up comedian.

Funny comedian. He's so, yeah. Jamie Foxx. Him and Blake Griffin are my two it's not fair people. Yeah. You know? He's great in the. I met Blake Griffin this summer. He's funny.

He liked my set. Did he? At Montreal? Yeah. Dude. And I said, thanks, Blake Griffin. Thank you, Blake Griffin this summer. He's funny. He liked my set. Did he? At Montreal? Yeah. Dude. And I said, thanks, Blake Griffin. Thank you, Blake Griffin. And that's it.

Maybe he's probably one of the downloads. Dude. Blake Griffin. One of the what? He's probably one of your 250. If he listens. God, I would love. Blake Griffin, if you're listening, we love you, man.

You're my- Seriously. Blake listeners. Blake Griffiners. Blake Griffiners. Blake listeners? We just did a shoot with him. And I had him, by the end of it, I had him referring to him as our Portland Trailblazers.

I was like, Blake, you're free agent this summer. What are the odds? He's like, of me going to our Portland Trailblazers? You know what I'm saying? Man, that dude is too cool. Dude, he's so cool and funny. God, he really is. But Booty Call.

Amazing pick. Booty Call. Booty Kizzle. Booty K. Amazing pick. Booty Call. I'm going to close out my picks. A movie very near and dear to my heart. I actually can't believe that it was 7% on Rotten Tomatoes. We are going with the wonderful

obvious Sister Act 2 Back in the Habits. Sister Act 2 Back in the Habits. I thought you were doing something else. I thought you were doing my last pick for a second there. I did this might be a hot take i would say it's better than the original yeah i think it's way that's all it takes incredible lauren hill based in san francisco a city i love that's a great city they were singing they were dancing they were rapping about god whoever did that well oh happy day happy day oh my Jesus walked, but he couldn't say it.

He was so nervous. And then Sister Mary Catherine. Sister Mary Catherine. She brought it out of him. Sister Mary Catherine. She said, chill out. Just take it out there. He said, oh, happy day.

She said, you can do this. And then at the end, sing it, sing it, sing it. Sister Act 2, back in the habit. Such a great movie. So good. Whoopi Goldberg, Color Purple. Lauren Hill's crushing it. Lauren Hill.

She's so good. What happened to her? Lauren Hill? Yeah. I don't know. She faded into obscurity. Last movie. She ripped a lot of mics on the daily, though.

She got tired. Dude. She was doing so much so often so well. She was perfect at everything. God, she was perfect so much, so often, so well. She was perfect at everything. God, she was perfect at everything. And beautiful. That's Jamie Foxx, Lauryn Hill. Jennifer Love Hewitt's in that movie.

Really? She's one of the white girls in the choir. She is one of the white girls. What if she was like a black girl back then? I wouldn't know what to say about it. What do we do about it? I don't know. Is there a committee? I don't know. to say about it. What do we do about it? I don't know.

Is there a committee? I don't know. I don't know. Is she doles on this? It was Jennifer Love Hewitt the whole time. That was her. She was one of the Cosby kids. I think she actually wrote the pilot for Homeboys and Out of Sports.

She's really in the community. You'd be surprised. Yeah, she was actually the small forward on Cheryl and not a Sprite. She's really in the community. You'd be surprised. She was actually the small forward on Cheryl Swoop's USC team. Wherever Cheryl Swoop's went. The whole Sprite campaign towards black people was her idea. I'm just picturing Jennifer Love Hewitt doing all this shit, and it's just not happening.

Jennifer Love Hewitt was one of the pips. Jennifer Love not happening. She actually invented spinning rooms. Yeah. Her last name was Freewell. But they're supposed to be called Hewitts.

Hewitts, yeah. She just didn't want to block the shine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys all blew it. What are you taking? What is your last pick? It's between, I mean,

can we do some, after we're all done, can we do a couple I got a couple that I would like to end out. So what I'm going to, and I was hoping I could close it on this

is Dangerous Minds is that under 30? fuck out of here I specifically searched hood movies and I'm like I wouldn't even look for that it's under 30 hold on let me find it was it my last one?

it's 29% Michelle Pfeiffer I feel like that's because of Coolio's personal antics. Yeah, absolutely. It's crazy. And also, while I was picking today, it was on VH1. And I turned it to VH1, and it's right when she's like, all right, we're going to conjugate verbs. And nobody's paying attention. And she has this like, hmm.

And then she goes, I want to die. And just writes that. And you're like like everyone's just like damn yeah i don't think how that's cool i think somebody would just be like yeah you're right you bitch yeah get out of here we also want you to die we want to kill you yeah that movie when i so i was on my way to go see that me and john swanson who uh i was like a little gang gangster kid with we were in sixth grade on our way to go see it, me and John Swanson, who I was like a little gangster kid with. We were in sixth grade, on our way to go see it. On the way there, my mom finds out it's rated R.

She's like, whoa, you can't go. I started crying in front of my best friend. And I was holding you in sixth grade. You're like 13, 12. Way too old to be crying. I bawled until she let us go see the movie, and then she let us go see it. You proved you weren't old enough to see it by crying because you couldn't see it. I was fucking losing

my mind. By any means, man. I'm not even mad at you for it. I'm like a fly Malcolm X. And then I went and saw it and it was dope. That fight in the locker room where it's like those two little dudes fighting that giant Emilio dude. Scary still. And that song, Gangster's Paradise.

Oh, that song alone. Also, that's the first time I heard Having Things. And that, I thought, till like two years ago, that that was a woman singing that Hose and chains and swinging things. You know that song? No. Wait, that's not a woman singing it?

It's Pimp C. The late Pimp C is who's singing that. The late. That guy had a lot more talent. The late Pimp C. He had a lot more is who's singing that. The late. That guy had a lot more talent. The late Pimp C. He had a lot more talent than you. If you watch the video. What?

Watch the video on mute real quick. It's, he, it is. He can kind of do anything. Everybody listening. Pimp C comes up every time the three of us do a podcast. I'm glad you're here for it. I hope he knows that. Yeah, I hope he does.

I think he's smiling down. Pimp C could do anything. And yeah, when my friend Frat showed me, he's like, that song, Having Things. I'm like, yeah, let me see what that girl looks like. He's got this Pimp C. And I'm like, get the fuck off me. That's Pimp C. And he shows me the video.

Pimp C. Beautiful. Super sick. So I'm really happy about my list. That's me too. I feel really strongly about it. That's a great list. Zach Harbert, it's time for your final pick.

Oh, man. All right. strongly about it. That's a great list. Zach Harbert, it's time for your final pick. Oh, man. Alright. Do I go Nostalgic or do I go Cage? Ooh. That's a good question. I'm going to shout out to my dad, Bill Harper, who still justifies this

decision to this day, where he took my sister, my mom, himself, and myself to the movie to the movie hard rain a family outing movie hard rain starring christian slater and morgan freeman um the free man it's 29 it's one of the worst movies 29 is generous but he my dad literally will watch anything like any that's how yo my dad's the same way. He watches whack shit. And he loves it all. Dads love whack shit.

I would just come home with two movies from Blockbuster back in the day and one of them would be dope and it'd be like, and this looks fun and it's some movie I'd never heard of. Dude, where's my car? It looks good. My dad would be like, oh, it has Whitaker Howard. What the fuck are you talking about? He'd be like one of the other actors from a good movie. Yeah, he'd be like one of the other actors from a good movie.

Yeah, he'd be like, oh, yeah, this guy has great films. It's like, this is a snake movie, you idiot. I'm sorry. So this movie is about this shitty little town. Huntingburg. Where this. Is that the name of the town? Huntingburg?

Huntingburg. Oh, my God. I thought you were kidding. It's called Huntingburg? Yeah, I thought that was a joke too. There's a torrential downpour and a dam breaks. Or it's a dam mishap

where they let too much water go through. So it floods the town. So the town is continually getting flooded throughout the movie. Christian Slater is an armored car guy. He and his uncle, I think, drive his armored car, and Morgan Freeman and this band of thugs and hooligans.

Misfits, I tell you. Misfits. They're trying to rob this armored car. And this whole movie, so you get to the, there's too much water in the town, now everything's floating. Too much water to the point that coffins are coming out of graves and shit. Many drivers in it doing something. I can't remember, but she's like the love town. Now everything's floating. Too much water to the point that coffins are coming out of graves and shit. Many drivers in it doing something.

I can't remember, but she's like the love interest. In the driving rain. Right. And so you have this, like, they're swimming through a town. They're swimming through a town trying to get these bags of money. And Morgan Freeman's super evil. That sounds like a video game. Like an early Nintendo game.

It's like a Tomb Raider game in Hunterburg or whatever the fuck that was. Huntingburg. Huntingburg. You know who's the sheriff of Huntingburg? You know. Who's the sheriff of Huntingburg? Randy Quaid. Randy Quaid's in that.

Oscar nominated Randy Quaid. That dude is out here. He's out here, dude. He's out there. He's swimming. He's out here all the way. He was probably trying to find those conspiracy theories under all that water until Titanic

this was the biggest aquatic movie ever but since Splash yeah but this movie was also going to be called The Flood was changed

because they didn't want audience members to think it's a disaster movie two on the nose oh yeah yeah it's a hard rain movie more of like a Christian

I love Christian Slater I'm glad you called movie. More of like a Christian Slater. I love Christian Slater. I'm glad you're not a disaster, but like, damn. Christian Slater's amazing. Yeah. Hard rain. Hard rain. Excellent pick. Nostalgic pick.

All right. Got to bring it home. Shut it down, dude. This, by the way, can I say, this one, I thought you guys, I thought we were all going to take the same ones. I did, too. I could. Because when I saw Booty Call, I was like, there's no way.

That was on my list. There was a list. If I had known Bad Boys 2, that would have been the top. But Guns N' Roses and Swordfish were on my list. But let me first say the last movie. Alright, seal it. Batman and Robin.

That was on my list. Me and Coletta were talking about that today. I can't pull out the pseudo love were talking about that today. Robin. I can't pull out the pseudo love. I think that movie's whack. You do? I like it, dude. Is that with Mr. Freeze?

Yeah. He was my favorite part of that movie. Yeah, he's great in it. He is pretty great. I like the nipples. It has Poison Ivy, right? Poison Ivy. You have nips on the suit.

Was it the rhythm? Tuller's Tommy Lee Jones is in it, too. No, it was Bane. That was Batman Forever. It was Bane, Mr. Freeze, and Poison Ivy. But it's buff Bane. It's not. I heard.

I was wondering about this. Oh, yeah. No, it's not like auto-tuned Sean Connery Bane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is the best. It's a great voice. I love that voice, by the way. We can talk about that for a second.

I do it at home all the time, yeah. Yeah. And Batgirl's in it. Alicia Silverstone. Chris O'Donnell. Yeah, she steals the motorcycle. And George Clooney, dude. Sure.

And Everybody Chill. Arnold is great in it. Everybody Chill. Alicia Silverstone Chris O'Donnell and George Clooney did and uh everybody chill Arnold is great in it Arnold is in full fucking world-class movie star mode what is the song there's a song from that soundtrack

that Method Man did right and in the video