All Fantasy Everything - Skateboarders (w/ Kelly Hart)

Episode Date: June 6, 2024

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This is a HeadGum Podcast. This is all Fantasy Everything, the podcast where we fantasy draft anything and everything from the world of popular culture. On today's episode, we're drafting skateboarders. Our guest today is a skateboarder himself, as well as a podcaster and announcer, just an overall wonderful dude, Kelly Hart. I'm your host, Ian Carmel. With me, as always, are my friends and comedians,

Sean Jordan and David Borey. Let's get into it. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that has a producer with an incredibly... Isaac, you need to hop on for just one second. Hit him with the boys to men. Hit him with the Michael. Okay, yeah. What do I say? Just anything. I knew about all those other guys

and I just didn't care about it. Say that. I just didn't care about it. Say the butter's in the fridge. The butter's in the fridge. I don't think I've ever heard my voice this low either. It's pretty wild. Sorry, it's so wet in there. I'm sorry it's so wet in there.

Alright, that's enough of this i don't nobody got a car i'm at work right now bro i feel like i just went over the edge on a roller coaster it does feel loose and weird i feel like i just went over the edge on my edging. That's crazy. Yeah, so that's what Isaac sounds like. Oh my God, when I get sick, I don't sound anything like that. I think you've got

something else going on, dude. I sound like a baby. Yeah, me too. Can I have some juice? Maybe my balls are dropping. Maybe your balls are finally dropping. Maybe it's finally hitting me. I don't know, mine dropped a while back, and I don't sound like that. But you got a vasectomy, so I don't think it counts. I did.

You heard about that. It was on Comedy Central. Not a big deal. Oh, vasectomy. Cal, just to be clear, you can talk literally whatever. You don't have to wait for us to introduce you or anything like that. I'm going to be laughing the entire time. I already know that.

We just bullshit for a solid i know you sometimes up to 45 minutes before we get to what we're actually doing but i think we'll try to be better about it today no it's awesome i'm happy to hang out with you guys time yeah we got two dudes in two different hotels where is everybody david and i are at home where is everybody kelly sean where are you guys at i'm in um the holl holiday express in tampa chilling oh yeah you went to the skate park huh yeah dude i finally said it was like it was a trip i finally laid eyes on it i've never been there before yeah it's iconic it's iconic it was sick and it it looks so reasonable it's like one of those skate parks you go to and you're like oh i could i could do some stuff here it's nothing's

crazy it i don't know it was very very fun it makes me want to go to the contest next year for sure you should go all of you guys should go um yeah i mean i'll go with sean hell yeah you guys all have to go i'm i judge them so you guys can just not hang out with me but you can have a good time i'm in washington now. Nice. Oh, telling the truth to Congress, just getting in there. Mr. Hart goes to Washington. Half my family's from here, so I'm out for my niece's graduation, so we're all hanging out after this. Oh, fantastic. Any big food plans on the docket, or is it all home-cooked? Dude, I'm not actually sure.

My sister is taking care of everything, so i i'm gonna eat and drink a lot on this trip i know that dc is such a good city it's rad i uh last time we were there i ate and drank a lot and i did my tlc dance at recessions it's a karaoke bar downtown carpeted i feel like i remember it being carpeted it was one of those bars that had no cohesive theme but that kind of made it the cohesive theme right like it was an r&b karaoke bar full of christmas lights and you drank beer out of big boots like there was it wasn't like an oktoberfest themed bar no it was it was a bad shape on that. It was bad built, but a lot of character. A lot of character.

It's similar to me. Downstairs in what seemed like an office complex? Yeah, right in the middle of downtown D.C. So should I just go check it out then? Is that what you're saying? Unfortunately, man, R.I.P. They closed down. Oh, that's a recession.

Right? They did. Wait, you said you did a TLC dance? I was singing Baby, Baby, singing baby baby baby I had it Or was someone else Someone else was singing it Jamel was singing it I have the video I can show I mean I know this is a

Audio medium But I can at least show you keep talking and I'll find the video I feel like we should emotionally prepare you For the fact that Sean came in rolling dice Yeah I was doing the video. I feel like we should emotionally prepare you for the fact that Sean came in rolling dice. Yeah, I was doing the dice rolling dance. Not really rolling dice, but the dice rolling the dance move. Yeah, big TLC guy.

Who isn't? I ordered a TLC shirt for the tour. It should be at the crib right now. The TV network or the R&B group? R&B group. You got a learning channel? A learning channel? You just got a t-shirt

advertising a documentary about Henry VIII? Yeah, dude. Yeah, I know a lot. Weird searchers gone wrong? Whilst you're looking for the video, I'll introduce the man

dancing in that. Sean S. Jordan on Twitter. Sean Cougar Melon Jordan on Instagram. Sean in a hotel room in Tampa Bay, Florida right now. Cleveland, Ohio. Yes, sir. All fantasy everything is going

on tour. Cleveland, Ohio Hear me There's a lot of motherfucking people in Cleveland Come to the show. Everywhere else, please come to. You want me to rip the dates off or you want to do it? I can do it when it gets to me That's all I got coming up, man. Come see us on tour It's going to be a blast. I'm excited. We're bringing Sugar Shane

Torres. Yeah Just come out. Come see us on tour. It's going to be a blast. I'm excited. We're bringing Sugar Shane Torres. Just come out. Come have fun with us. It's a fun live show. We overshot our ability to attract an audience. We're going to sell all those tickets. He's been doing his thing. You're doing tricks every day. I'm saying.

Is that getting people to the show? I hope so. You think that shit's easy, Cleveland? I'm 42. I've to get people to show I hope so you think that shit's easy Cleveland I'm 42 I've broken my legs seven times all of these are you serious no yeah David you knew that I didn't know it was seven four on one three on the other God

damn that's a testament to you as a man I'd go walking I'd be like I'm down seven I'd be like I'm down seven

maybe this wasn't for me wait like the same part of a lot of my a lot of my like lower lower tibia is that the one on the outside

yeah a lot of the lower tibia like right by my leg or right by my ankle I don't think I ever broke my ankle, but yeah, that one kept breaking. I've broken mine twice in a foot once, but I... Dude, a leg seven times, dude.

You had to get surgery every time? One time. All the other times were casts. The last one didn't heal right. I know it didn't. He said, he's like, if you had insurance, I just go in there and I drill straight into it. But I was like, I don't have insurance.

So he's just like, this foot can't touch the ground for eight weeks. It just can't. And then, and then it didn't, but it's still, I, you know, it didn't work out as well as it would have. It's a pain in the ass when you have to take a shower with a cast. It's not fun. Wrapping a bread bag around it. Also, you guys ever had a cast either one of you?

Hell no. I just told you what would have happened. I played football until I was 18 and then I did improv from then on out, which was a far lower risk of injury. Football, wrestling, never busted anything up. And I was like, I got out. I'm lucky.

I got out. You get yourself a lucky butter knife and you just, I mean, you like scratch the skin off. It's the gnarliest thing. And then you take it off and you're, there's a skater, Brian Herman. He said that when he got, he broke his leg and he got the scar. You know what I'm talking about? He's like, something was itching in there. They took the cast off full of maggots oh yeah did he say that he said that on the nightclub right

it was yeah he said that on the show and then he kept skateboarding god bless him god bless him that's what happens man when you when you fall in love with skateboarding it's hard to like i've broken so many bones and you just keep wanting to go oh yeah i've broken each wrist twice i ruptured my kidney i mean stitches you broke your leg yeah i should be laughing at that i'm sorry but it's funny he kept doing it i was doing these i was doing these car commercials for this company in portland and uh the guys well i don't know what we were talking about but i was like I've been good at three things in my life. Skateboarding, stand-up comedy, and taekwondo. And then I started telling them all the stuff that happened to me.

Skating is like, sounds like maybe you're good at two things. He got me. I've been good at three things in my life. Sounds like the start of a speech in a movie. But then it turns into comedy, skateboarding, and taekwondo, and then it becomes a very different kind of movie. Three weird things

to be good at, but I'm good at all of them. Liam Neeson would say would be like handguns, hand-to-hand combat, and revenge, but for you it's...

Now, what does Liam Neeson sound like again? Handguns. I don't know. Is that okay? There you go. That was all right. That was a good one. Handguns, Jeet know is that okay that's all right i felt like that was a good one

handguns jeet kune do and revenge yeah that was all right yeah it's not bad yeah i liked it i got that and i got tom hanks yelling dude tom hanks breaking yeah what do you got wilson wilson there's no crying in baseball. It's a little bit. It's in there. Yeah, it's there. It's there. How did you discover that? Like, well, I just cried in a baseball game.

I was crying in a baseball game. It just came out. I think I was just yelling about something. I couldn't even remember what. And like, you know, in the front of my mind was concentrating on yelling. But in the back of my head was like, that sounds a little bit like Tom Hanks. That happens. Then you go home, you wait till no one else is there and you practice it in the mirror.

Go see Sean Jordan on tour. David Borey is also here. Cool guy jokes 87 on Instagram. And that's it. Yeah, that's all I got. First thing, I just want to show this video. Oh, yes. And then I want to cut you off. No, got. First thing, I just want to show this video. Oh, yes. No, show the video and then I want to do

something after. Oh, yeah. I think I can get volume. Hold on. Sorry, guys. Wow, I was feeling it. I got so much love today. Oh, yeah, I'm doing that neat thing.

Wait till he gets low. That was after, like, five boots. Five boots deep. That was a good night. And two shows at the improv. Yeah, that was a good one. David Bowie, fresh off recording just an absolutely wonderful special, dude.

Thank you. Sean and I were both there it was so fucking funny thank you that went yeah that was sometimes it locks in that was crazy i feel like i got very lucky it was i don't think i mean what if luck is preparation meets opportunity you took care all that preparation stuff on your right but also i mean god bless me with the french guy in the crowd so oh my god all the rings the dude with rings kelly david just recorded his special in denver and we and he did it at like this venue that held what 80 people like it was not 65 65 yeah and in the round and there was a dude in in the front row just sitting right up front I want to say seven rings

it was between the two yeah probably seven thumb did he have one on his thumb yeah oh yeah he also didn't look like a ring guy it was crazy nothing else said I'm a ring guy except except for the seven rings but you know a ring guy like a

dude who might have like a you know like a Qui-Gon Jinn sort of braid and a leather jacket. You know. Distressed jeans and like Ed Hardy crosses on him and shit. Eyes full of memory

like that kind of stuff. No, this was just a fresh-faced young buck but like with fucking seven rings on, dude. Yeah, I almost got through five minutes without commenting on it. Shout out to everybody that came. Thank god we locked it in on the first one so that i got to go crazy on that second one shout out to the ring guy especially yeah and the french guy there's a lot of people does that does that mess you up when you're like you're doing a set whatever and you see something

but you you want to comment but you can't you don't want to interrupt the way you're flowing or something? Me personally, now I'm at the point where I got to. It's going to just grow and grow and grow and I don't want to address it aggressively like, what are those rings? So immediately, I'll just be like, hey man, it's a lot. But you built it, you worked up to the point

where you were like, why are you wearing so many rings yeah it got we don't want to give away too many spoilers but there was a big there was a big reveal at the end yeah so you know if you're interested in that special go to patreon.com backslash david bori uh i'm dropping updates and interviews about it now it'll come out in about a month or so. We're just editing it and getting all the interviews done and come see us on tour. And that's all. And then Portland,

I'm going to be there June 31st or something like that. 30th. That's all I got. Helium comedy club. Helium comedy club. Oh, watch exploding kittens on Netflix. It comes out in July.

Next month. Kelly Hart is here. Our special guest today. Hey, helium comedy club oh watch exploding kittens on netflix it comes out in july next month kelly hart is here our special guest today hey and at kelly hart across socials at kelly hart k-e-l-l-y-h-a-r-t fantastic um where can people fuck with what you're doing these days well they can go on youtube and go uh i don't really have my own youtube channel but uh i do a podcast with my buddies called the nine club got the hat on right here it's um fantastic i listen to it every single week it is so so so good if you like skateboarding at all go listen to it continue thank you very much uh yeah that and then uh i worked for a shoe brand that i loved since i was a kid called s footwear. And Sean knows about that too. So

Sean has just run off screen. He was just texting me about him last night. He's got the shoe. Okay. It's the shoe. Yeah, dude. Yeah.

Uh, best shoe company there's ever been. These are the cost of one, the reissues, but the S one nine sevens. Ooh, baby. Yeah.

I'm really happy and proud to be working with them for a long time i wrote from when i was a kid and to work with them now i've been almost 10 years and then uh lrg clothing i have been repping them since i was young and then they kind of brought it back with a lot of really like retroing old stuff and new things so i've been working with them and it's been really really fun um it sounds random as hell but i got real i i quick thing i got injury on my i got a hip injury and i can't really skate as much as i used to but i got really into jump roping to work out and uh it's been really fun it's keeping me like super active um and i still skate but uh cross jump ropes have been really rad to work with and it's

kind of changed just turning i'm gonna be 40 next year or this year which is nuts to think but it just made i'm still physically able to go do things and you know not just sit because i can't skate anymore you know right um that and what else okay i don't on uh i know i'm blanking on something and maybe i'll get back to it later whenever we got we don't really have any structure to this whatsoever my name is ian carmel at ian carmel on twitter instagram youtube all that tiktok check me out all there uh before I get to the tour t-shirt swim club

stories from being fat in a world of thin people a book that I wrote with my little sister who has a doctorate of psychology 13 essays about growing up fat being fat losing weight all that stuff it comes out on June 11th which is next week you can pre-order it now

you can also buy it in person next week. You can preorder it now. You can also buy it in person next week. Or if you come out to any of the tour dates, there are going to be bookstores at each of these tour dates setting up little booths where you can buy the book. I will sign them there for you. I'll make out a personal thing. If you want to buy one as a threat to an enemy, I will write a threat in that book. Nobody's going to know the two of us were together at any point. So I think both of you can get away with it. They're like, why did Ian write a threat to this person? He doesn't know them. Obviously he's not connected

to it. Both of us off Scott free, whatever threats, extortion, blackmail, any of that stuff. I'm willing to do it. All you have to do is buy a copy of t-shirt swim club. You're not easiest $30 you ever spent in your entire life. You're a lunatic. You're like the Joker. I've tried every way of getting the word about this book out there possible. So I'm just moving on to sold a bunch. I bought one and I don't even read. It's well documented.

I hate reading. It's the perfect book for people who hate reading. Now, as far as where you can see us out on the road, all fantasy, everything. Oh, also, uh uh just one more thing i will be doing live wire pdx in portland uh on thursday the 6th i will be at powell's bookstore in portland oregon on june 8th at 3 p.m you can come see me and my sister doing a talk about the book uh and then on the 9th of j, I will be at Chevalier's Books in Los Angeles at 5 p.m. where you can come see us. You can buy

books at Powell's or Chevalier's days before they come out and are available to everyone else. Talk to us. Sign the books. We'll hang out. I'm going to buy a cake, which I know seems weird when I'm selling a book about being fat, but whatever. Come hang out at those. Now, oh, also watch me on The View. Not The View, but whatever. Come hang out at those. Now,

oh, also watch me on The View. On the, or not The View, The Talk. I almost freaked the fuck out. On The Tent. I didn't get a text about that. The Talk is also crazy. The Talk is also crazy. Just throw this at the wall.

The View would have been fucking nuts. Watch me on The Talk on The Tent. Still cool. Me and Jerry O'Connell are going to be hanging out. Oh, my man. at the wall. The view would have been fucking nuts. Watch me on the talk on the tips. Still cool. Me and Jerry O'Connell are going to be hanging out. The All Fantasy Everything Tour is hitting the road. Come see us at the Bell House in Brooklyn, New York on June 11th with our special guest, one night only,

All Fantasy Everything favorite Katie Nolan. On the 12th, we are going to be at Underground Arts in Philadelphia returning to the scene of the only episode of AFE we have not released because it got so off the rails. We're going to be back there. Those tickets are moving fast. If you want to come to that one, make sure you jump on there because I think it's going to sell out. Then on the 13th, we're going to be back at the Bell House in Brooklyn, New York, joined by a very special guest.

The 14th, we are going to be in Washington, D.C., where Kelly Hart is right now. We're going to be performing at the Black Cat in D.C. with our special guest, the Big Cranberry himself, Shane Torres, is going to be joining us there and for a bunch of the dates on the tour. On the 15th, we're going to be flying up to Canada. We're going to be at the Randolph in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Going to have the word burglar do a song. He's doing one. The word

burglar is coming out and doing a song at the show. I think perhaps a certain super producer of days past may make an appearance there. It's going to be a really good time. Could be. Then the 16th Father's Day, bruv. We're going to be in Boston, Massachusetts at Arts at the Armory show. That's what I'm doing

on Father's Day, kid. Father's Day. Fucking Father's Day. I'll tell you who your father is. Fucking David Ortiz, kid. That's your father. The 18th, we'll be at Bottle Rock at Bottle Rock Social Hall in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. And then we'll be doing the

Bottle Rock Music Festival in Napa. No, we'll be at Bottle Rock Social Hall in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. That one is, if not sold out now, there are literally like two tickets available. So be our guest at that one. The 19th, we'll be at the Roxy at Mahal's in Cleveland, Ohio. The three of us. And then hopefully. The 20 of you.

The 20 of you. It's going to be great. No matter how many people there, but go ahead and come on out. It's more than 20. We'd like more than what's silly is more than a hundred people. Like it's already like 130 people, but it's just, they booked us in such a big venue and we didn't really look into it

because we're busy people, but it's going to be a fantastic time. The 20th, we're going to be in Detroit, Michigan at the magic bag. Uh, Shane Torres will be with us there. The 21st. We're at the Den in Chicago, Illinois.

First show sold out. Second show moving pretty quick, actually. This is, I think, it's the only show we're double dipping in a night. And I think you're going to want to come to these ones. It'll be buck. I think you might want to come to both. We're going to be in Chicago on a Friday. Having a good time right before the tour ends.

And then the 22nd, we're wrapping up at the Parkway Theater, Minneapolis, Minnesota. Oh, did you, I tell you there's a Prince Festival in Minneapolis that day. When we're there.

When we're there. The 22nd. Come see us looking like Isaac, how Isaac's voice sounds at the Parkway Theater on the 22nd. And that's the tour, baby. Yeah, Prince Rock Party. Haven't done this in a while.

It's so dope. It's so crazy to think you get to go hang out with your friends for two weeks straight. Three of my best friends in the whole world. And I have a three-year-old. I just get to leave her. I mean, it's bananas. I get to leave her. i want to run that language past the wife before you

i just get to get out of there like my dad did but for two weeks instead of 10 years it'll be all right is there a place that you guys like i don't want to like not include other places is there a place you love to go uh do stand-up love DC. I'm so excited to go. I love DC. Every time I go there, Chicago is also really good time in DC. Last time we were there. Yeah. I don't know all of these places. I think because of the, the, the, the sort of people who have, you know, listen to this podcast, who can come see us live, this, this is going to sound like fake buttering people up, but it's, it's actually not. They're just like such a rad group of people that, you know, listen to this podcast, who can come see us live. This, this is going to sound like fake buttering people up,

but it's, it's actually not. They're just like such a rad group of people that, you know, we did a show in Boise for like 120 people and it fucking ruled. It was awesome. I never would have thought like a show in Boise would be fun, but it was awesome just because we've been very fortunate to sort of,

uh, found ourselves with a group of wonderful people who listen, which I know sounds like a cop out. So I'll say Toronto. I'll say, I'll say Minneapolis. I love Minneapolis. I've never performed in Toronto.

I'm excited. It rules. It's such a great city, especially during the summer. So come to all that stuff. But we're not here to debate the merits of various comedy cities, all of, all of which are wonderful. But we are here to debate the uh merits of various comedy cities all of all of which are wonderful

uh but we are here to fantasy draft skateboarders how loose are you taking it because i don't know i'm gonna i thought pros that's what i thought well i was wondering if he ends like we have two we have two skateboarders here and then we have david and i wait is that two of your picks that can't be yeah you can throw me in there no is there like a list you have or you just like off the top of your head you're choosing oh i had to write down i had to write a list too i'll probably go off top off dome i did a little i did a little research i had to because it's like well the ones that we don't know you're like i don't want to sound like an asshole and be like oh yeah we used to like

i played with him at skate on tony hawk or whatever i got i got some reasonings for mine somewhat there are reasons why they're in that video game you know what i mean like they're incredible skateboarders but yeah i'm curious to hear you guys choose and i have never done this before in my i guess you could kind of say it's like a mount rushmore exactly i was just about to say that but one more you can't pick and anyone else like you know you can't be like oh yeah they're on mine too so once someone's off the board they're off the board okay i have a feeling i am in the same pools growing up so i'm prepared to be embarrassed for the next 60 minutes or so and i'm just gonna we can help you too i don't

know yeah but you drafted vegetables but you know what vegetables are i'm not like i think skateboarders are gross it's just the thing i've always we'll get into it um the way we determine the order of this draft is a rollicking game of rock, paper, scissors played between the three of you, and we throw on shoot. All right, here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. David.

Oh, David wins. A paper against two scissors. An unnatural victory. Flying in the face of God. Because it's a hard man out. Yeah. David, as the winner of Rock, Paper, Scissors, it is incumbent upon you to determine the order of today's draft.

But before you do that, I will remind you. I'm talking like Isaac. It is a serpentine draft. And what is that? It's a good question. It's like a slalom court. Like if you're skating and you got like all those cones set up, you're like on one side for a second.

You bob over. You're on the left side for a second. Bob back over. You're on the right side. Bob back over. You're on the left side. It's just like that. Wait, are you talking about roller skating? Succinct. Who does that still? Who does the small?

Back on the old penny boards, they used to do it. Kind of more of a rollerblading thing. I seen it in the park recently. By the way, my park time up major. I've been it in the park recently. I've been, by the way, my park time up major. I've been living in the park. In a good way. Bike life, I think it's going to start seeping into every single part of your life. Dude, I take

my bike everywhere. Like, I'll go to dinner. We went to dinner the other night, and I was like, I'll just meet you there. I fucking love it, dude. It's the best. Bike guy, yeah. It's the best. Pluses up the life big time. It's the guac at the Chipotle of life. Come on, because it's a $1 best bike guy yeah it's the best pluses up the life big time it's the guac at the chipotle come life because it's a dollar 25 extra that's right david uh with basically what it means if you pick fourth in the first round you pick first in the second round and

so on throughout the draft the five rounds with that in mind what will the order of today's draft be please don't put me first no no no i think i'm gonna go sean david ian kelly oh we gotta take you off the corners for this one big dog i hate you i'm down with this dude there we go yeah i think we gotta we gotta we gotta bookend it all right here we go uh we're gonna get to that first pick which belongs to one sean cougar melon jordan right after we take one very short break this episode of all fantasy everything is brought to you by babble uh if you want to learn a new language the best way is to uproot your entire life you drop everything you're doing just go to a brand new country you figure it out from there but this isn't the talented mr ripley all right you're not Jason Bourne. You can't do that.

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Welcome back to All Fantasy Everything, the only podcast that has ever existed, except, of course, for the Nine Club, but those are the only two. All Fantasy Everything, the Nine Club. You got a long drive ahead of you? Welcome to us, baby. Sean Jordan.

They're longer than we are. They go on like three hours. That's awesome. You want to, I'll fuck, we can go three hours. I'll go five hours. Kelly, you got to stick around for three hours, man. That's all. You want, I'll fuck, we can go three hours. I'll go five hours. Kelly, you got to stick around for three hours, man. That's all.

Tell your sister, you're sorry. I got another hour, dude. We'll just keep going until you come back. I mean, I've been doing the podcast for eight years,

so I'm used to like talking for a long ass time. Yeah. I would love to hang out with you guys for three hours. Doug, just leave your webcam on and whenever you come

stumbling back to the hotel, we'll be here waiting for you. If you guys are still here, I'll be having a few beers at that point for sure. I'll be at Tampa Joe's is where I'll be hanging out with all these.

It's like a, it's just like a different Phoenix over here. Tampa's wild, man. Dude, I got one little suggestion. If you get a chance, it's not as crazy because Tampa,

the contest isn't going on, but it's a place called Ybor. Yeah, we walked around today. I wanted to go see the bricks. So I just wanted to look at it just to be like, oh, there's the spot, the restaurant. Yeah, there's the bricks and this place called the Reservoir Bar right down the street. It's like a block down. You can smoke cigarettes inside. I don't smoke cigs at all, but it's just one of those places where you can just like do anything. It is where you're like,

no rules. It's pretty cool. Speaking Sean's language. It's interesting. Yeah. I'm like, wait a minute. Can I take my shirt off? Cigs.

But it's a cool zone. One more. We got a lot of feedback about the cigarette draft. I don't smoke. I never have. People want it. They want it.

There's a lot of cigarettes. There's cools. There's parliament. I mean, I'm drafting right now. Anyway. Let. There's a lot of cigarettes. There's Kool's. There's Parliament. I mean, I'm drafting right now. Anyway. Let's get to the topic at hand. Sean Jordan would draft his skateboarders. All right.

I'm in Florida. And he was going to be at the top of my list anyways. But since I'm in Florida, got to do him the courtesy. One of the best skateboarders of all time. He was in the original Tony Hawk. And I always wanted to be him when I was a kid. It's Andrew Reynolds. If you guys know who Andrew Reynolds is. Damn it. Oh, yeah. He was. I can't believe I was a kid. It's Andrew Reynolds. If you guys know who Andrew Reynolds is.

Oh yeah. He's from Tampa. I took your first picture. He's from Tampa. You got sniped immediately. I didn't think he was going to be a gold dollar. You didn't know who he was either. I just started combining

names in a random name generator. I could have picked a thousand people. He's got my favorite part of all time. To the extent that I have favorite parts. Yeah, the Stay Gold with the Edward Sharp song. When I was little,

you can kind of see yourself in certain people. And I saw myself in Andrew Reynolds. I was just like, man, I want to look like that. I never did. I don't know. Such a motivating thing. He was so good. He just seemed, I don't know, like jeans and a t-shirt. He seemed like a really great guy too, right?

Seemed like it. He had his party phase, but he's all sober now. I don't think he was bad through that party phase. One time we were in san diego which i went to the premiere of the storm at the spreckels theater i wouldn't want to tell you that i was there no way we used to go to the asr trade show every year because we rode for a shot back home but so it's after the the osiris premiere and we're walking on the street

and this dude behind us he was just like he saw skating he's like don't you guys ever stop skating by he was all hammered and we walked up my buddy sean he goes is your saw skating. He's like, don't you guys ever stop skating? But he was all hammered. And we walked up. My buddy, Sean, he goes, is your name Andrew? He's like, yeah, man. Skateboarding's going to save the world. And it was Andrew Reynolds. And it was like the first legit pro that I'd met like on the street. Just like a person, you know, he was just out drunk.

And I don't know. It was amazing. And it was one of those things where I was like, I wasn't going to stop skating ever anyways. But that really pounded at home. Like, well, this is one of my heroes. And I got, dude, I got goosebumps. It was amazing. And he was with Jim Greco. It was just, it was but he was so genuinely this kid figuring things out, and he was just partying, skating, and that whole crew, the Baker crew, was about to explode. That's a pretty crazy time to see those guys. That's awesome.

And get legitimately famous. And they were the closest to rock stars or that whatever that you could get as skateboarders. It was just nuts. They would also party like lunatics and then get up and go frontside flip the Wilshire set

or something. It's just bonkers. Then they'd take a day off, party, take a day off, skate. I don't know. Yeah. There's one really good... Andrew Reynolds came on the Nine Club and he said we frontside flip the Love Park app, which is a famous place that used to be in Philadelphia. They kind of tore it down. Huge gap gap he landed kind of sketchy not really but if you look the way

he skates now you're like oh that was kind of he's like yeah i could tell what time of my life i did when i did that because like i was partying and i landed kind of sketchy and i just didn't care now it would have been like i would have done it absolutely perfect but it's like those it's funny those little stories right yeah yeah man he was just the best is there an extent like can someone be too polished or is that not a thing people think so there i mean there's people you can call them like robots they say like oh it just looks but i mean i can understand what they say by that but what they mean is that they practice the trick so many times that it looks like they've already done it a hundred times.

You know what I mean? Like sometimes people could do a trick and you see it and it looks like the land for the first time, but they're moving differently. They're looser on the board. Like it's, it's pretty interesting when you can tell that stuff. Is there like a,

like my brain is going to like the way like punk rock or something is like sort of intentionally sloppy in a way that makes it endearing and that people like it is that is that another thing in skateboarding are you talking about all fantasy everything are you talking about this podcast maybe it's like three dudes who don't do a ton of research but you know sweating a little bit is there hope for us yeah to be honest there is and it's uh what sean brings up andrew reynolds there's a thing called the baker maker that's what it was like the term was called and they

would do these gnarly tricks but they put their hands their hands on the ground. And usually if you skateboarders, you look at it like you put your hand on the ground, like you want to do it over again. But these guys would put their hands on the ground, skirt around, land and like push themselves up. And they'd be like, nope, that counted. It was part of it. It was part of the whole thing.

There was like a whole generation of kids. I feel like it's sort of going away, but a whole generation of kids that would do it almost on purpose. And you're like, oh no. Don't try it. That's not what we're supposed to do. And you're like, Oh no, don't, don't do it. Seriously. And,

uh, but yeah, I, I don't know. I think like there's certain people that just have that gnarly, that like loose style, like, you know,

like older, like Matt Pales and stuff like, Oh yeah. Like, like loose, loose people. Uh, I like it right in the middle,

like Reynolds. I mean, the style is perfect, but it doesn't look forced looks real natural sean jordan cut sean jordan likes it right in the middle he likes a ball cut there we go alexander reynolds david time for your first pick let's hear it much like sean a very personal story yeah uh connected to this pic i was on an airplane and i got the wi-fi and it came up to me in youtube and i watched the series of this guy doing this thing and it's one of these things where it's like you know how like because skateboarding i feel like you always had i always had friends who were skateboarding and shit but you don't realize how crazy some of this shit is until you watch like the breakdown and this person talk about what it took to do that and like the attempts and just like this thing specifically was so

scary to me that i couldn't believe somebody would do it willingly over and over again i'm taking ryan sheckler because of the costco gap that have you ever seen that gap kelly do i grew up right next to it i i didn't even realize that was there until he skated it because it's so huge you're not supposed to be over there no i remember watching it and i remember being like the fact that he's starting in the street is scary to me yeah that's where all the cars are what's he doing out there that's not safe and then they were showing it from different angles and it's just like it makes you realize that you're like oh these people see the world in a different way than i see it like i don't look at things like that and think any level of my physicality would

have something to do with it you know what i I mean? Like, I wouldn't be like, oh, I could jump over that down there. Even as a kid, I didn't think that way. There's a kid on the internet. I don't know where it's at. It's on YouTube somewhere. Some kid, when he saw Sheckler do that, he went and just jumped it

and he broke his ankle. But you're like, imagine what you're thinking. Why would you, why did you jump off of this, dude? Like you're just like running and jumping. It's such a big gap. It'd be easier if you had to pick one. It'd be easier on a skateboard, I imagine.

Like if you just tried to jump it with your feet, that's just, I mean, that's like jumping off a roof. He was talking about how high he had to jump just to clear the fence before even the drop. It's just like one of the more impressive things I've ever seen physically. It's like so scary. I'm looking at pictures of it now, and I'm thinking like they wouldn't even let you do that in a video game. Like you couldn't run over that. Like Tony Hawk or whatever you could. But like if you were just running around in a video game, they'd be like, no, of course you can't run over that like in total you know like tony hawk or whatever you could but like if you were just running around in a video game they'd be like of course you can't jump over this

yeah you're just like running yeah he died you'd just be running into the wall yeah they reset you after that they put you back at the top we put that there because we didn't build the rest of that map like what are you doing stop it that's fucking insane dude it's gnarly and he's always been doing stuff like that. Like he just, he does the biggest, he always has like the San Francisco, there's this buster bail contest. He did like six tricks in one day down. I think, I think a 16 stare. 16. Yeah. Yeah. It's, I mean, people give him shit. It bothers me because he had like, he had a bunch of MTV shows and people, I don't know, got salty about that for whatever reason. But he was a

kid and his parents got divorced on national television. Like, yeah, that sucks. You're going to cry. And it's, I don't know. Do you remember after I watched that, me and you had to talk about it? Because you were talking to, what were you talking about? That he had said he landed something and he didn't. We had to. He said he did a backside flip down a big

set of stairs and he didn't do it. But he was getting like cornered kind of by like one of the biggest voices in skateboarding. And he was, it was just like, yeah, he lied a little bit. I did kind of a deep dive on the guy after he was like, man, resilience. That seems like a resilient, resilient guy. And just that thing specifically. And I remember the time when that show came out, so many girls were like, I loveylan sheckler and you're like he he sucks people are just jealous man people are jealous man it was hot in 17 with a ferrari i was people the thing i find funny about the whole thing where he told phelps that he backside flipped it

it's just kind of like it's funny when you look back at it. And I think I really, he was really felt weird about that for so long, but I'm like, dude, no, it's all good, man. You're a kid trying to, but it's funny. Cause usually when people will be like, Hey, did you do that? Like back then you didn't want to tell anyone. So the fact that he told them was like, I was like, what? I was like, why would you say that? You just ruined your last trick. I've always wondered what he was thinking. Right when he said that, what was Sheckler like? Damn it.

Because I'm sure right when he said it, he's like, now I got to go do it. And that was after he tried it and got broke off trying it. I mean, that is insane to think that he tried it even. Would you not tell someone? Because you're like, I don't want to blow what my next part is going to be, basically. You're like, if I tell someone, then when it drops, people are going to be basically you're like I don't if I tell someone then when it drops people are going to be like well he said he was going to do that there's no thrill right well it's like you

telling a joke on this live platform right like that's your banger and then you're like I don't know put it on your special later or something that makes total sense I always felt bad for him because also Jake Phelps is like the one of the godfathers you know like everybody wanted phelps to they wanted that

seal of approval so in that moment that's how he was gonna get it and unfortunately he just like backed himself into a corner and ultimately doesn't matter he's still he didn't just as much stuff that costco gap is way bucker than el too I mean yeah dude that's like yeah I think that gap is bigger but also like you said I think you really wanted to I've done this before too not to that extent where you're just like you're calling out a trick and it makes you you say it's like I have to go do it I did it on purpose I lied about quite a few things just because I was like I know I can do it the first rail I said I want to eat over this rail skimpy little three stair rail I lied and told all my friends I did it and we went there and I was like I gotta do it. The first rail, I said I 180'd over this rail. This is a skimpy little three-stair rail. I lied and told all my friends I did it, and we went there,

and I was like, I gotta do it, and I did it. But it was just that I knew I was lying about it. Motivation. Excellent pick, Shackler. My cup runneth over. Yeah, I hear my in my third spot. I'm gonna go ahead and take again, I come to this

as a fan from the outside, but I'm taking Rodney Mullen with my first pick now I got sniped someone who like I had always known about obviously you know like I think for non skateboarders and probably a lot of people who ended up becoming skateboarders like

the video game you know was my first access point for it and then I had a couple of really good friends I was always like a big fat dude, like too fat to skateboard. I always loved it from afar. And some of my best friends were skateboarders. We would go over to their house

and watch parts and stuff like that. And I remember seeing some Rodney Mullen parts like early on when I was in middle school and just being like, yo, that's different. Like when they would show him doing what he was, I wish I could tell you what they were, but it was like, that guy many tricks that ended up becoming fundamental to skateboarding it was just like oh shit this dude is not only different but like vastly important to what we know and appreciate today i can't even imagine because i only know skateboarding like yeah

i started skating 95 and they were already doing crazy stuff i'm like i can't even imagine having a skateboard and no one knows what to do with it and then you find out what to do with it you know like it changes the world like you know what i mean like to an extent like people's lives everything gets based around this and it's because there's it's like albert einstein or some shit just figuring things out right it's it's crazy like you know my experience with sports was like football or basketball and stuff like that. I don't think anyone really, maybe they do, but nobody really knows who invented the forward pass or the idea of like running the ball. And certainly nobody invented the idea of like jumping to get the ball closer to the rim. But then you've got Mullen who like, the guy who invented the kickflip is still alive, you know, and like, and still skating.

The guy who invented like doing him he didn't invent the ollie but he invented the ollie on like the ground right is that yeah I think he did the first one the first like flat ollie Alan Gelfand was that his name I think he invented the ollie for I can remember and then they've somebody floated

him out like whatever one of the one of the floated one out of a pool. And then that was the first bowl lolly. Yeah, and then I think he kind of just took that and ran with it in the street. Yeah. Just, but like, I feel like gave so much to the, just put so many tools in the toolbox, you know, that weren't there before. It's wild. And also not, not, not boring to watch that way that like watching sports from,

you know, why you don't want to watch a basketball game from the forties, but watching, like freestyle skateboarding videos and like all that footage, it's still just mesmerizing where you're like, holy shit. I also think like what David was saying with the Sheckler jump, like how removed you feel from someone i've never gotten on a board before other than like holding on to a doorframe for dear life

and just feeling what that feels like and then seeing what people are able to do on it it's just fucking nuts man it's so impressive to me yeah he's like dancing i mean he would do like casper slides and stuff which he was pretty much it That would do Yeah no one would do that Go watch his part in virtual reality So I came home one time with a Jim Croce CD Because his two Jim Croce songs I come home with this Jim Croce CD And my stepdad's like why the hell do you have a Jim Croce CD

And I was like Rodney Mullen skates to it And it was the first time he was like Huh like he didn't mind skateboarding after that Where he's like oh Can't be all bad yeah he was pumped so I'm taking Rodney Mullen first that's my first pick Kelly Hart time for your

first pick your first pick on all fantasy everything in general my first pick would be a legend that's still literally killing it to this day uh one of my favorites growing up his name is guy mariano and he he was just like this child prodigy as a kid uh in blind video days and that was before my time but he was like he just has a really crazy story but also he's the best skater i've still to this day that doing tricks no one has done and he does it really smooth um super well respected and um

well little kid yeah he was like a little kid and then like kind of disappeared and then came back and was like the dude had the best part in one of the biggest videos. Still just as good. Still better than like everybody. Yeah. Say the parts. Say the parts. Because like for people like I'm saying for the listener, but I mean for me. If you don't know who Guy Mariano is, he's who's skating in the movie.

When they're watching that skate video in the movie Kids, Guy Mariano is one of the people who's skating on the TV in the living room. He does like a frontside 360. So what's his part in one of the best tapes that you were talking about, Kelly? So he has a part in Blind Video Days. That's when you kind of first see him as like this kid. And everyone's like, what the hell? This kid's nuts. And then my personal favorite is a video called Mouse.

And that came out in 96. It's from Girl Skateboards. Best video of all time. It literally is. It's it literally is. It's what it's that in trilogy when I grew up were like the videos and, um, that, and then he,

so he, then he like disappeared and you would like, I have a crazy story about that, but like he was like gone. No, it was like, if you saw him, it was like seeing a freaking Yeti or something like that.

I don't know. Like, you know what I mean? Like you did not see him. And there was a couple of were like oh my and i'm randomly uh i'll keep going with and then the other video he had that's really big it's called fully it's uh and fully flared by lakai and that's like his next comeback part and he gets to band of horses and um and uh who's the other i don't know but it was like the first time people heard a band of horses i swear to god like anyone that i know it was

our introduction to band of horses the first time i heard modest mouse was an escape part and then and then i was like oh these guys are current and then i would go see modest mouse like in portland you know like in high school it was great i heard shit luck i forget who was skating to it probably a few different people it's like zero video. I think the intro to a zero video maybe, but yeah. I, one quick story I had, it was when I was 17.

I would like met some guys in LA skating with them and they would help me out and bring me around and introduce me to people. And I was like filming my ass off. And I went into this apartment, Jesse Silvey, he wrote for shorties back in the day. It's like, that's cool. Danny Minnick.

And then was they live there? And he was a Northwest guy. Was he? Oh day it's like god that's cool danny minnick and then was they lived there and he was a northwest guy was he like a seattle guy i think he made genie in a bottle and that's right in a world of chaos so i go to their apartment with my friend dylan gardner who was an awesome skater too and i sure was i walk in it's those dudes and it's guy mariano sitting there and i'm like i'm 17 it was like sasquatch or like you're like whoa i was like yo dude what like that's guy like what is like i'm kind of like yo is that is that him really and you hadn't seen him in any videos or mags for like probably a couple years and i guess he was on his he had like was was on his own world at that point. He was on a journey. Yeah.

Yeah. He was doing his own thing. Yeah. A little rough patch. But my friend's like, hey, dude, you guys want to see Kelly sponsor me tape? And I was like, what? No, don't do that. Like, it's like, you know, we had VHS back then and he had it with him.

And I'm like, I'm like, all right, dude. I kind of just walk away and they put it in and watch it. And Guy watched it. I just, I couldn't believe that this was happening. And then Guy turns around. He's like, dude, you're the first person I've ever seen do a no hill of no side down a round handrail. And I was like, dude, thank you. Like, I was just like, he like comprehended, like he actually watched what I did on a skateboard.

Like he didn't need to do that, you know? And not that he would not comprehend it, but the fact that he actually took his mind to like take time to watch me like blew my mind. And I remember going on tour with him, like we went on a trip to China together to film. And he was, I told him that story. He's like, oh, I don't remember that at all. And I'm like, it's funny how something that changed my life. And you have like, oh, I don't remember what the fuck you're talking about. It's a core memory for you.

Yeah. I think we all, I mean, like stand-up comedy, we have similar experiences where somebody says this thing to you that's like one of the most important things in the world. And then you, but that doesn't make it any less important to you, right? It stays core. Phenomenal pick. and then you but that doesn't make it any less important to you right it stays it stays core this is still phenomenal pick and because it is a serpentine draft you now get to make your second pick kelly oh i get two in a row yeah because then it comes back the other way damn okay um i'm gonna go and to be honest i really didn't think about this too often like off top of my head but i will go with day one song oh hell yeah man what the fuck i'm getting sniped i know three things bro

i would have chose someone else but like when i really think about like how just ridiculously talented and amazing he is and such a nice dude and he's still incredible you just you have to give it to him dude it's next level and he was the one that started skating like benches over roofs that was like his he just did that all the time he'd do like the hardest tricks

if there wasn't a roof gap you know like a like a fakie flip backside 5-0 or something he would just do it across a roof gap bench. And it was insane. And he's one of those people that you're talking about who's like extremely polished style. And people, I feel like, were rude about that because they were like, oh, he's too good.

And you're like, come on, you can't be too good. Well, it was funny because he was so better than everyone in his way that it was laughable. You know, like you're just like how you you can't be that good that's why it was funny to compare rodney mullen and day one song like that was their thing like it was rodney versus day one and there was like they were similar but so not similar at the same time that it was kind of like the funny thing but uh if you go he has like stages it is through his career like yeah it skates the tables on roof

gap which imagine like going to a schoolyard and hey i'm gonna actually i went to the school they get a goddamn picnic table on the roof i always wondered like how the fuck are the picnic tables on the roof dude dude one time the one i laughed the hardest was was that i went to the school in like san pedro or something and like they put tables on top of tables and then and there was tables next to him and it was like this whole lego set of tables and there was tables next to him and it was like this whole Lego set of tables and I'm like oh day one must have been here. I was like a little kid but I was like who? Imagine being

the janitor. Imagine being the janitor come back. You get back and you're just like so here's my first three hours of work is unstacking the picnic tables going up to the roof. Also he wears hoodies in it when it's like 90 degrees i've known he's so acclimated to the temperature every time you watch him skate you're like got a hoodie on

it's gotta be hot out i don't know yeah i guess it's like wobbly loose yeah he keeps his front truck loose yeah he keeps is it the front one it's the front one and it's like i think the back one's pretty damn loose too i rode his board once and I literally could, it was honestly hard to balance just to ride the board. Whoa. What is the, what is the,

why? Why would someone do that? Zero benefit in my eyes. Really? I don't know. I think he's so good, he has to make it harder for himself. Like,

I don't know. That's like, that's what it is. I don't know. I think there are some skaters that have that. If you look up his early Instagram videos or not early, early COVID videos, like right when COVID hit, he was doing some of the coolest stuff.

He was just skating in his living room and make it like skating on shoe boxes and stuff. So go look up day one song, go back to the beginning of COVID, watch his Instagram videos. They're fantastic. So he's got kind of this like Alexander, Alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer kind of thing going on where he's just like so good at skating that he's like, well, let me fucking make it harder for myself. I'm going to go ahead. Pretty much. You would hear about Larry Bird sometimes in the regular season.

He's like, I'm just going to start shooting lefty because this is too easy. Take some jump shots with my wrong hand. Have you? When was the last time you tried to take a left handed jumper? It looks insane dude i look like not one week ago well when was the last time you tried to take a right-handed yeah i was gonna say never dog it's like talking about when i take a left jumper my right hand is just hovering on the ball like somebody photo who doesn't like want to touch the girl's back you

know like my right hand is just ever so next to the ball it has nothing to do with it i look like doctors walked me out to that court if i'm taking a shot with my left hand i'm even just trying to like pantomime it and it's like oh it's so weird yeah yeah dude i can't i can't even i think i could do it but i don't mean maybe i'll try it i'm gonna look like a jackass that could easily happen. This episode of all fantasy. Everything is brought to you by schedule 35. Now, microdosing is an absolute game changer.

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Why not, man? Why not, for God's sake? All the skateboarding, I think, uh, credits speak for themselves. So I'll speak to another, uh, angle that I think I have a little more expertise in. Funny dude. Ha ha. Nice. Like we've, we've shot a few things with them.

Like, and I think maybe it's just from being so famous from such a young age, but kind of like understate, like always game. Like he shot sketches with us. Uh, when I was working on the late late show, kind of always gamestate like always game like he shot sketches with us uh when i was working on the late late show kind of always game to like be up for a joke make fun of himself was it with spike jones where he got dressed up in the like old man makeup what was that for i mean spike a bunch i don't know they did that for like the girl videos at spike they all got in like old man makeup uh i'm sure tony hawk did it at one yeah was it johnny knoxville maybe they didn't do that too we like got all old and like an old

lady or something yeah oh yeah i don't know i can't remember but yeah something like that um i'm sure a lot of people have done it but uh yeah we're just fucking tony hawk again the in my intro to skateboarding for the very first time, Tony Hawk Pro Skater. Phenomenal. Just turning it on. That game was a real game changer. I wish I had a better term than I said. But I just remember, I played

it like, we were at the mall and I played it like it's Sears. What the fuck is happening? That game made me want to move to Southern California. I was up in the suburbs of Beaverton, Oregon, just playing it. Doing everything you can? Yeah, doing everything you can.

Yeah, being a race car driver. Wow. Was that a Goldfinger song? Yeah. That song still, it's got crazy. I think that will be part of my dying montage that plays in my head you know when i close my eyes for the last time like it will be set to superman by goldfinger so i and i think i've told you to this but i was at the trade show one time kelly and it was when tony hawk first came out and i was playing it and tony Tony Hawk came up and played me and I beat him. So I beat him at Tony Hawk.

It was right after a broken leg. So I was like, I was nice with it. It's like I've been in the house. Breaking controllers. Yeah, he's just rad, dude. He seems like an excellent ambassador, like especially to the world, like at large, you know, the people who might not know a Day One

song or whomeverver and i don't know he's just funny go skating in his halloween costumes every year skated dressed up like larry david which i always appreciated from kirby enthusiasm yeah just fucking what more is there to say tony hawk i got him on my team totally david time for your my turn uh so this one i it's nice not being inhibited in this draft. I don't have emotional ties to a lot, so I could just look stuff up. Sean texted me that he bought these shoes yesterday. And then I was like, oh, who's that?

And I looked him up, and I saw the subway gap. And then I started doing it. I'm taking Tyshawn Jones. Okay. Hell yeah, dude. What the fuck you jumped across that's like the craziest shit and then there was like videos of him like in a park and some guy with like a dirt bike and he's right behind it and then he just like jumps over

a trash can yeah he's and he owns a caribbean restaurant i love beef patties yeah there's a lot of things to admire. And then he has a hardware company. I don't know. He just seemed like a really cool guy. Then I watched this video about how Tyshawn Jones got skater of the year. And I was like, this guy seems great and really fun to watch. It's cool that he seems to really represent New York in all facets of everything.

And just, yeah, just a good time. That Subway G gap was insane dude that's another one of those videos sometimes sean will be watching something you know because we would always just sit around the house and sean would throw skating on it was great but you'd watch stuff and you'd be like that looks cool that looks hard i don't know if i really understand why it's so impressive yeah and then you could be some schmuck and you see this subway gap and you're like holy fuck. You know, that's another one of those.

I don't look at the world like that. Like I've never been in the subway. I never thought about jumping down, running across and jumping across the top. That's the same as flying to me. Yeah. It seems like the worst idea when you're there. You're like, well, I'm certainly not going to jump across this this a lot of stuff i might do down here i'd like to know why i'm not getting these i just got a new pair of shoes text messages how am i how am i i just got a new pair of shoes it was late didn't i text you so i bought i bought this i bought the kriegers

the other day and uh the old there's another likeissue. And then I was texting David last night like, man, I'm addicted because these Taishans just came out with Black Souls and they're just icy. I don't know. I just, I gotta stop. Yeah, I'll show you. I'll send you right after this. Seems like a mogul in the making. Just like a real, like, yeah, just real cool, man.

He just recently did a trick. He was skating in a Capone and Noriega shirt, which is always going to be a plus for me. He did like a nollie heel flip over rail in Gucci boots or something, like outside of a fashion show. Sounds like a future lyric. These kids, man.

It's starting to combine. Like the worlds are running into each other where you're like, they're models now. I mean, these kids, they're out here, like they're amazing at skating, but they just do other stuff. Like they have other interests. And I don't know, they use the have other interests. And I don't know.

They use the internet the right way. I don't know what I'm doing. You know what I mean? That dude, what he's done on a skateboard in the streets is next level. When he said he's skating the trash cans, when they skate trash cans, they put them on the side them on the side. You know, you skate them sideways, dude. You don't skate them standing up. And if you skate, like, you can, like, ollie them or 180 maybe,

but this dude's doing, like, insanely hard flip tricks, and that's a great pick, dude. He is one of the greatest out right now, especially, but he'll go down in history for sure. One of the best skaters ever. Hell yeah. Cool.

Two great picks in a row. You heard it from Kelly. Sean Jordan time for your second. All right, Kelly, what time do you have to be done? I got to be done in 20 minutes. Yeah.

We'll wrap her up. Well, I just want to make sure more about my picks. So I'm going to go my second pick. I'm going to, I'm going to dig in there a little bit and stay off the surface. I can get back to the surface if they don't get picked.

But this dude, he's a little bit newer and he damn near has my name. So that's why I'm picking him because it's so fun. I get to hear every time when they say Deshaun Jordan every single time. And he is amazing. He makes music. He's always stoked. He's always stoked. And he is amazing. He makes music.

He's always stoked. He's always stoked. And I just like, every time I watch Street League or something, they're like, I can almost block out the duh when I hear it.

They're like, Sean Jordan with another nine. I'm like, I did it. I did what I wanted to do. It's the best. He's just dope. I mean, he does like fun.

He does original tricks. And again, he's just like stoked. He's this dude from Phoenix. dope I mean he does like fun he does original tricks and again he's just like stoked he's this dude from Phoenix and I don't know what like six seven years ago kind of started blowing up and it's just great always got a smile on his face

absolutely rips and damn near has my name so that helps if there was like Ian Carmel and he was an amazing skateboarder if it was Ian Carmel I'd have a lot of questions

I would have a lot of questions. I would have a lot of questions. You know that traditionally Jewish name, D. Ian. D. Ian. I don't know of any Carmel's who aren't my family, so there would also be like,

anyway. If you're right, don't get me wrong. I also like the Deshaun jordan skates in high shorts too and those things are up above the knee man the kids wear those high shorts he also he like cuts his shirts into not crop tops but does like cuts them up a little bit like right to his waist it's so interesting that like the kids they're just doing they're making moves man i don't even think he's one of the kids he might might be like 30. No, he's not that old. He's like mid-20s, maybe?

Okay, then he's one of the kids. He was like, I remember seeing him at a contest in Phoenix back in the day. And he's from out there. And he just, you could tell he was going to be next level. But he was like, to what I can remember, he was like the first athlete that I've seen as a skateboarder so that makes sense where you're like yeah he's built like an athlete like he could be a running back

straight up like he's gnarly and so it's he's you can tell he's fast like he's just built and he can jump down huge stuff he can get tech and you're just like oh he this guy's he's he's special it's that power like that when you I don't you don't realize when you're a kid when you're younger you're like jumping isn't that hard just like, oh, this guy, he's special. It's that power.

You don't realize when you're a kid, when you're younger, jumping isn't that hard. But now, if I just wanted to jump flat from the bed, like the ground to the bed, if I just wanted to jump up onto the bed, it's going to take a little bit. And it didn't used to.

Oh, no. Makes perfect sense. Everything I just said makes total sense. No, after being 39 years old and all my whole career is based off like flip tricks and manuals, like jumping up onto a ledge is like, or just flipping your board, it's tough on your body, man.

It's gnarly. Yeah. I don't got time for it. Telling jokes ain't too hard. Sean, it's time for your body to make your third pick oh my body your body uh all right let's see i'm gonna go uh we'll show i gotta show the i gotta show the women some love so i'm gonna pick again florida uh florida native but the first

not the first but like one of the first really really good female skateboarders who just sparked it off for everybody, Alyssa Steamer. She's fantastic and just should be on the list somewhere because she was doing handrail tricks. Her part in Welcome to Hell was so good. She had that song by the Sundays, which I absolutely love. And I don't know. I always liked her style. She would wear the superstars, like the shell toes

and just baggy shit and just looked great when she skated. And she still shreds, by the way. She was just on the cover of Thrasher like two months ago or something. A couple months ago, yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's insane. And like kick the door down for all these girls who... It's so insane watching because you're like, I couldn't on my best day ever on a skateboard, I couldn't do half the tricks they can do right now. I know on my best day ever on a skateboard, I couldn't do half the tricks they can do right now. On my best day ever. I mean, it's insane how good they are.

So yeah, Alyssa Steamer, man. Kick that door down. And similar to the Guy Mariano story, we were at 6th and Newell one time. Our buddy Andy took us there. It was just like a skate house in San Francisco. And we walked in and she was just sitting there. On 6th Street? 6th and Newell?

Yeah. 6th Street or 6th Avenue? Had to be 6 and new. Yeah. Sixth street or six Avenue. Had to be six street. Sorry. I had nothing to do with anything, but it was that thing. We just, I,

I walked down. I was like, Whoa, Holy buckets. She was there. And Darrell Stanton was there too. And I was like, Whoa,

two, like, it was nuts to see him. And that thing where I just got like turtled up. Cause I felt like I shouldn't have been in the room. Uh, David, time for your third pick.

Uh, my third pick another person. Uh, person i got i found this guy from sean so many times sober and drunk sean showed me a lot of videos and this guy this guy is so he reminded me of like a kid from a he reminds me of a guy i grew up with where it's just like man you're just some people are just real gnarly just like in everything. I'm taking Jaws. Ooh. That shit is that shit scares me. Watching the stuff that guy does, it's like,

you're skateboarding off a tiny house? I don't get it. Everything's so high. And then like, he went, ah, ah. He's insane, man. i don't understand how he actually like rolls away with the impact that he takes you know what i mean like yeah like two-story built like buildings and somehow can he's like a skinny dude like you know he's like i don't know how you could like pick yourself back up after taking that impact that most people would explode

i guess i don't know. Like, yeah. Yeah. Well, and also, that's the technical. Yeah.

I think you're right. Like, how do you absorb that much? He does shit that would blow up a dude. Yeah. He took that. So at Hollywood high, there's like a big rail that everybody does,

but he went onto the roof on top of the rail and wrote off it. And he landed so hard that his knee jammed his teeth up into his gums so his knee jammed his front teeth yeah it's not a fun story but that's just like the impact where it's like it just he folded that much and his knees were fine by the way he didn't none of that hurt

it was just his grill got a little fucked up literally built different right that's a dude who's fucking built different we all say it and it's dude who's fucking built different like we all say it and it's fun that's like a different like i said yeah that shit would explode a man yeah man uh that's a good choice jaws i feel like i'm being so basic on this podcast and i'm sorry but that's my that's my entree yeah i'll dig in a little I'm going to take a dude I see with my third pick in my neighborhood

at Water Village here in Los Angeles. All the time, buying tacos, just kicking around the neighborhood. Sometimes he skateboards at a school right by where we used to live

in Glendale. I'm taking Costin. I'm taking Kurt Braunohler. I'm taking Kurt Braunohler. I'm taking... Oh, dude. You live by Costin? I'm taking Costin.

Yeah. Well, I don't know if i live by costin but i know costin buys tacos from the same place i do oh that's how well you know that's good yeah i walked by i only called it out once and i felt like such a geek i was walking by and it was like he was a zoo animal because again i like sean took me to battle of the barracks um a few years ago oh when we when he lived in la still and you know costin was skating at it right sean you know he was just he was just there i mean it was you know he was just like emceeing but uh he was there yeah it was sick uh it was fucking rad and so we like took a picture with

him there met him it was rad and then i was walking through the neighborhood you know but probably a couple years ago and saw him and I yelled, I was like, oh shit, Koston, like a couple of feet away from him. And he looked at me the way somebody would look at someone if they said, oh shit, it's the Ian Carmel or like whatever, like any of those, just like, like I'm a weirdo. And I was like, oh, you rule dude. Sorry. And then like kept walking. Uh, but now every now and then I see him and then the fucking, Oh, you rule dude. Sorry. And then like kept walking. Uh, but now every now and then I see him and then the fucking, Hey,

do a kickflip shit is so funny to me. I love that. Um, and also just rad. He gives people stuff if they do it right. Like he'd like just passes out gear. Just, um,

again, I'm not someone who knows skateboarding super well, but I've enjoyed everything I've watched, uh, with him doing it. And then sort of my entree into things is through sneakers. I'm a really big sneaker head, and he has some really sick, at least with Nike, and I

think probably outside of Nike as well, but a lot of his Nike collabs are things that I've really enjoyed. Yeah, man. I mean, he had his first Nikes, too. He was the first pro model, right? First pro model shoe on Nikeike was costin first pro skate model i think it was before no p-rod maybe was it before okay it was p-rod i think was the

first pro model skateboard shoe well costin's was it was right in there and he had like uh the one the two i think three on there they were all they were all dope yeah they're all good imagine having a shoe on nike dude that's crazy wild't thought about it most days of my entire life. So you have Koston. Yeah, absolutely. And he's one of the best skateboarders of all time, too. He literally is. That's who I tried to do all the tricks he could do.

That's why I learned when I started,'s who I tried to do all the tricks he could do that's why I learned when I started I would try to learn something regular in Switch because I would just see him do it regular in Switch I would always try to I always

that's why I skated Girl and S my whole life is because that's who he skated for and I he was always my favorite like everything he did

like 4 star I would have all kinds huge 4 star sweatshirts I mean huge sweatshirts just saying LA on them in South Dakota I would have all kinds of huge four star sweatshirts. I mean, huge sweatshirts. Just saying LA on them. In South Dakota, I'd have all kinds of shit that said Los Angeles all over it. You should get a South Dakota one, dude. I would.

That would have been dope. Fantastic. Kelly, time for your third and fourth picks, and then we'll rush through the rest. Yeah, sorry. I got 10 minutes left. No, no, no, no, no. My sister was like, you cannot be here after 430 or I'll kill you. We don 10 minutes left. No, no, no, no, no. My sister was like, you cannot be here after 430 or I'll kill you.

We don't want that. No, no, no. I don't want my sister to kill me. I'm going to go with one of my current favorite skateboarders that it's been for a while and just he has a pro show on Nike as well

is a Shadware. Oh, yeah. He's had a couple of pro shoes, but he, dude, he talked about like all terrain, buttery, like just street to park, to anything,

to a contest, to flat ground, to a manual pad, to huge rail. It's like, he just, his style is so good. He just kind of takes the cake for me.

He's one of my favorites ever. So I'm going to choose a shod. That's so I get three and four's one of my favorites ever. So I'm going to choose Ashad. So I get three and four? And you get four now, too. I'm going to get number four would be Raisa Leal. She is... I was going to do that. Sorry, dude.

Sorry. I got sniped. Who saw that coming? Dude, she's one of the best out there. She has literally an amazing style. And she is just like... Shout out to Street League Skateboarding. and she has literally like an amazing style. And she is just like, it's watch, cause I,

oh, shout out the street league skateboarding, uh, is that I judged those contests as well. And being the, one of the coolest things is being able to watch all these skateboarders grow up at where they're at now. And I've seen a lot of them and she's one, she was just a little girl.

she was the skate fairy for the, for anybody out there. She was a girl that went viral. I remember that. She did the heel flip in the fairy wings yeah and she went viral on that and it was like 2015 and then like you're like oh cool like you know what i mean like it's a funny thing like it's awesome a girl like you know like just went viral mainly because she was wearing the outfit and whatever you know but then you're like oh my god she's so good and she got better and it's been now she's like unstoppable yeah she's amazing and yeah like now the like brazilian ambassador like she's just

absolutely again tricks i would never would even thought about doing ever but she was such a cute little kid wild to watch somebody go from that to then like becoming a professional skateboarder that's so rad yeah it's It's pretty sick. Uh, hell yeah. Right. So Leo, and then time for my fourth pick. Okay. I'm going to throw it in real quick.

God, I'm taking, you know, I'm going to go back to the show, but I'm taking Jason Lee, baby. Oh, yes.

I didn't even think about it. Yeah. I didn't either, but that, that's a great one. Jason Lee, another sort of a cross, a multi-hyphenate skateboarder, fantastic actor.

Just enjoy his work in multiple fields. Shout out to Jason Lee. David, time for your fourth pick. I'm taking Richie Jackson. Oh, yeah, dude. That shit's crazy. It just looks like, I like watching something and being like, that guy's a silly goose. Go look up Richie Jackson.

He's this Aussie dude with like a twisty mustache who wears pinstripe pants and vests and long hair. He looks like a magician. And he is fancy. He's just so fun to watch. It's crazy. It's all, what are those tricks called? Yo, this dude looks like he should have a sword. Hell yeah.

You know, when you first came out,'s like you some skaters kind of have you think that they just have like a gimmick or something and you i didn't know like oh who is this dude the way he skated was so different obviously he's looking at everything a whole different way than any most skaters look at it but you're like no that's just who he is as a person he didn't like not dress like that anymore like you know he he's he's been him and he's skated the way he has and it's been really fun to watch. That fucking rules. I'm going to dig into this dude right after this.

Yeah, it's crazy. Richie Jackson. Sean Jordan, time for your fourth and then your final picks. Alright, so fourth pick. I had to throw him on there just because it's so hard. There's so many to choose from. And no shade. Not necessarily one of my personal favorites, but did one of the gnarliest tricks

I've ever thought about. I'm going to pick this dude, Pedro Delfino. And he did, if I took you guys to Baxter Street one time, it's a giant hill in Echo Park and he bombed down at Switch. And it's, I don't even know how, it doesn't, it's like,

you talk about doing handrails and stuff. I can sort of get that because I can do a lip slide. i understand how that would work like gun to my head if someone's like go lip slide el toro i could at least give it a shot but he bombed this hill switch which you know it's like writing with your opposite hand and i just it i don't it doesn't make any sense to me he was going like 45 miles an hour i just it's insane it's a brain breaker yeah it's a bone breaker it's absolutely mind-boggling nuts dude go if you get a chance to watch it it's you're just like i'm not a big fan of watching i'm not a big fan of watching uh like gx 1000 guys

are like gnarly but like i get and it's like so insane to do it but it's really nerve-wracking to me to watch them bomb hills with cars going everywhere. I'm like, no, dude, I can't watch. It's hard for me to watch that. Cross traffic at the bottom too. We were like hoping there's a guy down there being like, don't. There is, but sometimes they're on their phone. I can see him. I'm like, they're on their phone

and you're like halfway down the hill. They got to be looking. Yeah. Anyway, so Pedro Delfino for that one trick. It's insane. And then last last pick i'll go uh his renaissance is really fun it's fun to see him like come back from a knee injury he's always been one of the best and he's still one of the best but paul rodriguez the aforementioned paul rodriguez he's like he had what he thought was going to be a career ending knee injury and he's he's honestly he might be as good as he ever was right now. And he's 39, 38, 39?

We're the same age, I trip out. Dude, me, him, and LeBron James are the same age, dude. And he and Carmel, the big four. The big four. The more Rushmore, don't do this right there. Hell yeah, dude. Dude, it's crazy to think, right,

when you're the same age as LeBron, like, two months apart. Like, what the fuck, dude? Like, you, you're, he's a beast. I can barely dunk anymore, and he's out there doing it easy. Yeah, dude, their body, that dude, people use their bodies different. It's, it's both hopeful and completely devastating

at the same time, thinking about LeBron James. Yeah, man. Yeah, B-Rod. David, your final pick. The only pro skater I know in real life. Been on this podcast. I have a signed deck up in my house. Mr. Buttery Mondays, I'm taking Donovan Strain.

Hell yeah, dude. You guys had Donovan on? Yeah. He's great, man. That is sick, dude. That's so so sick he also got me a black belt for my house that says but disney dojo it is prominently featured on my bookshelf he sent me a vhs copy shout out man he's he's gone through some shit i'm he's made it out but yeah uh he sent me a copy of mouse and secondhand smoke vhs my two favorite videos of all time and they're just sitting on my man he did it out of nowhere for no reason that's awesome so nice he comes to shows all the time you know like especially pre like covid when we were hanging

out all of us more it's just fucking he's in new york man donovan come to these shows in new york come on oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah anyway did he just stand up or no? Nah. He's just funny. I think kind of like you, I'm pretty sure one day I was like, you know what, I'm going to ask him. We followed each other on Instagram and then, yeah, he did it. One of those things.

Sorry to take my second and for my final pick, I'm taking Janowski. Absolutely. In my opinion, a shoe I've been wearing for a long time, in my opinion, it'm taking Janowski. Absolutely. In my opinion, a shoe I've been wearing for a long time, in my opinion, it's purely a sneaker pick. I'm sorry. He's a great skateboarder, too.

He's amazing. Great skateboarder, fucking sick shoe. Shout out to him. I love it. Kelly, your final pick, the final pick of the draft. My final pick is awesome because we have two minutes left. He won the Olympics in 2020 or 2021, whatever you want to call it. Yuto Horigome, who is this like next level from Japan.

Oh, yeah. He's like, he's just, I don't know. He was almost better than everyone. I don't know how to explain how good this dude is. He just does tricks so easily on huge things that you can't even, I couldn't even do on a curb. So it's like, and he's,

he's super mellow and it's, it's, I'm my picks. All of our picks are fire, dude. Can I say something? Just while we got a few seconds left. So it would have been weird for me to put you on my list, but I have to tell you that when I was a kid, All of our picks are fire, dude. Can I say something? Just while we got a few seconds left.

So it would have been weird for me to put you on my list, but I have to tell you that when I was a kid, I do have to tell you that you and Kenny Hoyle. So when I saw you two skate, I saw myself a little bit in YouTube because you're like just the style and the shoes and just everything and the tricks and all that. I was like, man, they like, you made it look possible. And it was so fun.

So I just had to say thank you for that. I've been wanting to say that for it look possible and it was so fun. So I just had to say thank you for that. I've been wanting to say that for years and years and years of my life. So you're a huge motivation. Thank you, man. That's crazy to hear. I appreciate that a lot.

Sean took my closing speech. So I appreciate that. Same here. Same here. David and Kenny Hoyle are like this, dude. You don't even know. I was actually,

I based my escape. I was like, I don't want to be like Kelly Hunt no matter what I do. And that's why I never got into skating. It would have been too close. It would have been too close. It would have been too close.

I'm going to recap the picks really quick. Sean Jordan, you went first. You took Andrew Reynolds, Deshaun Jordan, Elisa Steamer, Pedro Delfino, and P-Rod. David Bore, you went second. You took Ryan Sheckler, Tyshawn Jones, Jaws, Richie Jackson, and our boy Donovan Strain. I went third. I took Rodney Mullen, Tony Hawk, Eric Koston, Jason Lee, and Stefan Janowski.

Kelly Hart, you went last. You took Guy Mariano, Daewon Song, Aishad Ware, Raeesa Leal, and then Yuta Horigome. Yuta at the fucking Olympics is insane. It's just insane to watch. Excellent picks all around. Isaac hit me up to say that he does not have a pick. Specifically.

I do not know skateboarding. He said, please do not throw it away. Isaac's pick, of course, Bart Simpson. Good job, Isaac. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's just say that. Frank Carrata. Max Goof, honorable mention.

Max Goof. We left a lot of people on the board. I'm amazed, Sean, you didn't take Sean Malto. Yeah, I thought you were there. You talk about him all the time. It's your boy. He's amazing. Yeah, I know. We want to hear your picks. Hit us up at All Fantasy Pod on Twitter, All Fantasy Podcast

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