American Presidents: Totalus Rankium - 24 Mid Way Review
Episode Date: March 8, 2020We are half way! And what better way to celebrate than to chat through our rankings so far with the wonderful Jerry Landry from the Presidencies Podcast. Not only that, but we answer your questions (...read in a variety of different accents by Jamie!) What more could you want?
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Okay, me!
Welcome to Totalus Rankium.
This week, Midpoint Review.
Hello and welcome to American Presidents Totalus Rankium. I am Jamie.
I'm Rob.
And I'm Jerry.
It's a third person.
It's amazing.
It is.
Our mystery guest is, of course, the wonderful Jerry from the Presidency's Podcast,
who was just so fun to talk to last time.
He's back on the show.
Hello, everyone.
Right, okay.
It's our midpoint review.
This is episode 23.
We are halfway through the Presidents.
Did you think we'd get there, Jamie?
No, it seems really too early.
I guess comparing it to Roman Emperors, this is, well, nothing.
I think we've got 45 presidents.
Well, no.
44.
44, yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Good start.
Yeah, so, I mean, it's been fun.
I've enjoyed it.
It's been tricky at times, but we'll get into that later.
Speaking for the listeners, I can say that we've been enjoying listening.
Oh, thank you very much. It it's good this is like instant listener
feedback instant validation
thank you
right so you might be
wondering why what is this
what's going on in the midpoint review so
we've put a lot of thought and effort into this
haven't we Jamie and after a lot of
deliberation we have decided we're
just going to have a bit of a chat
about each of the rounds
and where the presidents fit in those rounds
and to support us with that
we think we'll get a genuine real life American to help us
yeah for when we're struggling to remember which one's which
yeah
and then we've got listener questions
you guys have sent us loads of questions
some fun
some serious
some mathematical I liked those ones. Yeah, so
we're going to go through those. So let's start. I think sound guys need it.
Okay.
Statesmanship.
Okay, statesmanship. I think this is our most traditional round in terms of looking at presidents
and ranking them.
Yeah.
I think this is a...
In my head, this was always the straightforward,
how good were they as a president?
We're basing it on their presidency rather than their life.
Yeah.
You have to remind me, did we count their pre-presidency?
So if they held office, for example,
like John Quincy Adams did, who was Secretary of State,
did we...
Yes, he was, Jamie.
That was impressive, pulling out a fact there.
I like that.
It's amazing what we can do with Wikipedia printed out in front of you.
Wikipedia is our friend.
We have, in the past, we have been judging on not just their presidency,
but what they have done for the country.
Yes.
Officially.
It's generally how we've gone for this.
So what we're going to do is we're just going to have a quick look at our top five
and see if we think we're right.
So at the moment, as it stands, we have got in fifth place, we have got Monroe.
Oh, and coming in closely at number four, we've got Madison.
Well, sort of.
Because in joint second place. Yeah, yeah. See, and coming in closely at number four, we've got Madison. Well, sort of. Because in joint second place, yeah, yeah, you see
look there, we've got Washington, Jefferson
and Madison in joint second place,
all on 17. And then we have
the man himself,
Abraham Lincoln. Turkey gobbler.
Yes, on 18.
So, that is us officially saying
that Lincoln, as a statesman,
was better than Washington and Jefferson and Madison and Monroe.
That's quite a bold statement.
It is a bold statement.
And I don't know how much people would agree with us.
And this is where, instead of just idly speculating, we can turn to our genuine American and say, Jerry, do you agree?
I actually do. And I think that this gets to kind of with the statesmanship
category. With Lincoln, so much of his statesmanship is based on his presidency.
Whereas you see with Washington and Jefferson and Madison and even Monroe, they had these extensive
careers before getting to the presidency, and in some cases,
a little bit after. But with Lincoln, I think just what he was able to achieve as president,
he faced a situation unlike anything that his predecessors and even arguably his successors
have faced. The nation disintegrated. The nation came apart and it was up to him to figure out how to bring it back together. And for that alone, I think that you're right in ranking him up as the highest. And likewise, many historians of presidential history have done the same.
of presidential history have done the same i'm not gonna lie i'm slightly disappointed in us because it is the boring answer it's lincoln and i was kind of hoping for something different but
i mean did think uh going into this oh well it's he won the civil war and then he got killed so
obviously he's going to be seen as brilliant but then I got to the point where I thought,
well, what if he hadn't won the Civil War?
What if the South had won?
It's like, you know what? I'd still be impressed with him.
Because it wasn't just the winning of the Civil War.
It's the way he managed to hold the Republican Party together
and the Democrats that were around still.
It was genuinely politically impressive.
Yeah, I mean, 18 out of 20 is pretty much top mark. What do you think, Jeremy? Would you give
Lincoln 20 or would you err more towards the 18, 17 sort of mark?
I would probably aim more towards like the 18, maybe 19 mark. just because I think that, I don't think there's ever going to be a perfect score.
And part of that is because, and speaking as an American, we approach the presidency in,
as a reflection of our, our hopes and our ideals, and nobody's ever really going to live up to that.
You know, we, we all have this idea of what the presidency should be and, and that's different for
everybody. So I don't know that we're ever going to get to that perfect statesman, but Lincoln comes very, very close And especially to your point, Rob
That he not only worked to bring the nation back together
But he also had to be a party leader
He had to keep the Republicans together
And he had to help to attract people
Who were on the Democratic side
But not necessarily secessionists, not, you know,
wanting to support the effort. And you see that with his choice of Andrew Johnson as his running
maid in 1864, trying to appeal to that group. It was challenging. And I almost wonder,
because you see with some of the folks who came right before Lincoln, Buchanan,
You see with some of the folks who came right before Lincoln, Buchanan, Pierce had been in politics before, Polk had been heavily involved in politics.
And you wonder if it had been somebody who had that extensive history, if they really would have been able to do what Lincoln did, if his being an outsider helped him in some respects.
Interesting talking about the presidents that surround Lincoln, because this leads us perfectly into who's at the bottom of this round. Because we've got in joint 17th place, Garfield, Fillmore,
and I'm afraid to say, Harrison. I know that pains you But then, in 20th place, we've got
Pierce with a single point, and then in joint last place we have the two men who
sat either side of Lincoln. We've got Buchanan and Johnson. They didn't get a
single point. It does make me wonder how much is Lincoln praised because he's
surrounded by these, let's be polite, not very good
presidents. And also how much are Buchanan and Johnson vilified because they are sandwiching
Lincoln, which is an interesting sentence. With Buchanan and Johnson, again, you see these people
with pretty extensive careers that were also very divisive. Buchanan alone was on paper one of the best qualified people to come
to the presidency. He had this extensive career. He had worked in various roles as U.S. Minister
to Britain, as Secretary of State. He had this wealth of knowledge and had been involved in politics for decades, but
the nation fell apart under him. He wasn't able, and not only fell apart, his cabinet,
some of his cabinet members were actually helping in that effort. And so I think they definitely,
and you see with both of them, they typically, when historians are asked, they typically show up at the very bottom.
And I think for that reason, because they were so divisive and this idea of the presidency being something, being an office that brings people together, they were the exact opposite of that.
that brings people together,
they were the exact opposite of that.
Yeah.
So I think, as this is our most traditional round,
I think it makes sense that we have a list here that is fairly typical, fairly standard.
I imagine people who know their American history
would have been able to predict the broad strokes
of what we've done there.
But then we go on to our next round,
where things are a bit different.
This is great.
So in fifth place is Grant, Harrison and Van Buren, with only minus four apiece.
That's respectable, out of minus twenty.
We've got three joint second places.
We've got Adams, John Quincy Adams and Lincoln.
Pretty good for the Adams family there.
And then, obviously, number one, and I'm still not 100% certain this is correct,
but it's Hayes getting zero because he is such a happy man he's a lollipop isn't he he is and uh apparently
as far as i can tell he never did anything wrong but he would not surprise me if i just missed
something um can i just say i'm so glad that y'all enjoyed Hayes so much when we when we talked the last time I
think I mentioned that Hayes was one that you could look forward to and so I was very glad that
that prediction proved to be correct it was an interesting one researching Hayes I genuinely
one of the hardest points in doing this entire podcast was starting to research Hayes. I got about three or four days into looking into his life
and it's like, how do we make his life in any way interesting?
And then I started reading his diaries.
And it's like, oh, this is amazing.
And now he is probably my favourite president.
So yeah, no, that's really good.
I don't know, have you ever come across anything
that you think
means Hayes should have picked up a point or two? Were we too kind on him just because we loved how
ridiculously optimistic he was? I actually don't think so. Hayes is one that's always fascinated
me. And as I was going through, because I did a project where I read a biography of each president from the beginning.
When I got to Hayes, again, he's one that even most Americans don't know much about.
And so I didn't know much about him.
But the more I read, the more interested I got in him.
And the fact that the only way that he's really known nowadays, if at all,
is for the election of 1876 and all the
controversy about that. But you see in him this president who comes to office under this cloud
and really works for four years to try and prove himself and prove that the nation can trust him again. And it succeeds. You know, the fact that Garfield was elected in 1880
is a testament, and elected without question,
is a testament to how much Hayes was able to do
to restore confidence in himself during his four years
and in the party and in the institution of the presidency.
We talk about hidden gems a lot in the Roman Emperor series.
I think Hayes is the hidden gem in the presidency so far.
So I think it's also fair to say he's not really known,
certainly in the UK.
Oh, not at all in the UK whatsoever.
I've never heard of him.
No, and I'm also, I'm guessing I'm not too far off
in saying the average American probably wouldn't really know much about him either.
Absolutely not.
No.
Right, so, well done, Hayes.
You are our least disgraceful president, which is great.
Now we go to the other end of the list.
And again, in the Roman series, this is just fun, but it just stops becoming fun in this series.
Yeah.
Because you just get a group of people
that you'd really rather not spend any time with.
In 19th place, we have Andrew Johnson.
Oh, joint with Tyler.
Yeah.
20th place, we have Cleveland.
Yes, very recently done.
In 21st place, Buchanan.
Oh, and in 22nd place, he's the man.
He's Jackson.
Yeah, it's a full marks minus
20 for Jackson.
Thoughts on that? Have we been too harsh on
anyone there? Or have we been
too nice on them?
I think these are pretty fair
scores, and especially
Andrew Jackson is one that
in terms of my podcast, I'm almost dreading getting
to because I've read so much about him over the years and I just I don't like him
the the only the only light-hearted part of it is you, all the duels that he had and the assassination attempt where he ended up beating the guy with the cane.
But even that, it's just like, he's just, this is a very violent and awful man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's an interesting character.
I'll give him that. he is definitely a character and he clearly stood for things um and some of those things you can admire he fully believed
in a democracy that wasn't just for the elite to an extent um and uh that's good certainly for the time that was good but then there are other
things about him that you just go no jackson um and then it always comes back to it in my mind
the four steph marches because as soon as you get four steph marches i mean he just tips it over
uh i i don't see how he could not have got four marks in this round you see people like
cleveland um again somebody who's not well known but then you start digging into and and especially
with his personal life i mean it's it is very disgraceful um yeah ty Again, you know, it's almost a mix of his personal life as well as his political life ending up basically endorsing the Confederacy, becoming a part of the Confederacy government.
And Buchanan as well.
And it does become a mix of how much do you count the personal versus the professional.
But I think that it's justified in judging both in that it bleeds over.
If somebody is not a kind person in their personal life, then how do you think that they're going to approach their professional life yeah yeah um i don't know jamie any more thoughts on disgrace gate before we move on i just think about jack was calhoun around at the same time as jackson yes he was around the
same time as jackson yeah do you not remember the toe stuff yeah well i'm thinking now were they the
same person no but they were the perfect foils for each other it is um one of the main
things i like about that time in history is uh it's the time in american history where
it most feels like you're reading about characters rather than actual people and i do like getting
presidents and making them seem like real people because they were real people but when you've got
jackson and calhoun going against each other it is an element of comic book starting yeah which i
quite like and and to be fair to to jackson that's one of the few redeeming qualities that he has
is that he he so opposed john c calhounoun. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Which, again,
Edg Jackson is an interesting character.
You can't help but be drawn to him.
He was a rabbit lover.
Who, Calhoun?
No, no, Jackson.
Yeah, Jackson.
That would make sense.
So many rabbits.
So little time.
You can see why Jackson's a name that people remember.
I would debate whether he's remembered
for the right reasons, though, sometimes.
But that leads us quite nicely, seeing as the segue here, to Silver Screen.
Silver Screen.
Because our number one for Jackson,
cancelling out the minus 20 for Disgrace Gate,
is his full marks for Silver Screen.
The only person to get full marks in this category.
Yeah.
Well, he's as despicable,
as vile, as horrendous as he was.
It was interesting.
You'd make a fantastic HBO series.
His life.
You've got the beginnings of his life where he is struck round the face
by a British officer.
Oh, yeah.
Scarring him.
His whole family dying
of the lurgy, I think it was,
if I remember correctly.
That's cooties, if you're an American.
And then, like you said earlier, Gerry, the jewels do make it interesting.
His whole life story is punctuated by these short, horrific, violent acts
that are just about long enough ago for you to get a bit interested and excited about
rather than horrified
exactly and and it's it's fascinating to me um the fact that there's been a john adams mini-series
and not one on andrew jackson i mean i've got to think that somebody in hollywood has thought you
know how do we bring jackson to the silver? He seems like the perfect character and especially in almost an anti-hero
that people would be interested in.
It'd be so tricky though,
to make him likable.
I think even though you've got the distance of time,
like just a death march is alone.
You can look at him and go,
Oh,
there's a card.
I mean you you
wouldn't necessarily need to make him likable though you just have to make him but if you want
to make the character like your lead characters often quite relatable aren't they yeah you kind
of see an ounce of goodness in them yeah and and i think that may be where his relationship with rachel comes in yes you see that he has this soft side of him and i think that may
be a point where people can start to relate but i think you really do have to portray him as
an anti-hero as somebody who isn't really likable but is interesting like dexter exactly yeah i mean the fact that i mean again going back to calhoun
is like who's the obvious villain in jackson's story well it's it's essentially jackson
it's just somebody else who is uh just equally reprehensible in so many ways
um but anyway i i can't disagree with my past self.
I think he deserves the 20 marks
for just being a fascinating character in history.
Whether anyone will ever make a series about him,
I don't know if it's possible,
but I would watch it.
I know that for sure.
Well, if we keep those donations coming in,
you never know.
We could do one, couldn't we?
Suck puppets?
Yeah.
Okay, that can be our one million download special.
Sock puppet video on Jackson's life.
Yes.
Fantastic.
That's a guarantee.
That's not a guarantee.
Number two, joint number two, Washington and John Quincy Adams.
I believe we talked about John Quincy Adams and why we've given him too many points last time
that we talked to you, Jerry,
if I'm remembering correctly.
Because every time I look at that,
I go, oh, is that too high?
But then I just remember all the stuff that he did,
going around Europe and going all to the fancy balls
and everything.
I like John Quincy Adams.
And even the more mundane stuff,
like him being a lawyer in his younger years.
Was that just out of the blue there,eremy you just just hedging your bets no i watched i watched the show
so i i know we got the guy off after killing of course you've seen the yeah his father's
mini-series haven't you plus i listened to the report of course you also listen yeah yeah well and and and john quincy i i think he's one of the presidents
that people know the name but don't really know much about him but once they start learning about
him i've heard more people you know talk about how interesting he is how fascinating he is how
they're kind of drawn into his story so i I think that is justified, having him up at the top.
And likewise, you see Washington up there.
And of course, Washington's got to be up there.
His life is this epic.
But the problem with Washington and the problem of getting him to the big screen is the monument of Washington, this idea
of Washington just being this almost deity in American history. And for me, the more interesting
parts of Washington's life are times that he wasn't so great, that he really does reveal his
humanity. And I think that that would make a great translation,
but I really think you have to do that and avoid this,
this idolatry,
this,
this worship of Washington and,
and it,
the story just isn't as interesting.
Yeah.
Um,
I,
it was fascinating finally getting to learn about this name.
Who's just such a big name.
The thing that's always stuck with me with Washington is,
like you say, his story is amazing,
but him as a person, he just seems so boring.
He had a fascinating, interesting life,
but you know if you were going around to visit him,
he'd just be talking about crop rotation.
He'd be talking to you,
but you could tell that he just wants you to go away now
because he's got stuff to do.
Yeah, I wasn't quite expecting such a stubborn man
who just had a sense of what he should be doing.
I was expecting more charisma from the founding father of America.
We've been spoiled by Hollywood, haven't we?
Yeah, I think so.
But I like that fact.
I like that Washington was like that.
Exactly.
And to me, that would be a more interesting story,
seeing this person who is such a public figure,
who can't, you know, at a time that,
and we can't really think of this nowadays, we think of
knowing so many famous figures and knowing what they look like. People didn't necessarily know
what, you know, John Adams or Thomas Jefferson looked like, but they knew Washington because
Washington's likeness was all over the place. And so he was trapped in what we think of in
the 20th century and 21st century, this idea of a star. He couldn't travel anywhere without
everybody knowing who he was, but he rejected that. He didn't want that pomp and circumstance.
But he rejected that. He didn't want that pomp and circumstance. He saw himself as being a simple person. He wanted to go and plan a new barn for Mount Vernon. He wanted, like you said, talk about crop rotation. He didn't necessarily want the fame and the glory. And I think that that tension, that would be an interesting story and an interesting movie.
Yeah.
One of my favorite stories of Washington, and there are a lot, but the one that sticks in my memory is when he changed the signposts to his house so people would get lost if they were trying to get to Mount Vernon.
I'd forgotten that. Because he was so sick and tired of people just turning up.
Exactly.
so sick and tired of people just turning up exactly and and and especially turn up and he would have to you know they they'd be lodging there he'd have to feed them you know you'd get
sick of that yeah yeah he always seems like um because i have a memory of what when he like
before he was put in charge of the army that's what he really wanted where he you know he had
his own uniform yeah he made his medals, that sort of thing.
He wanted that glory.
I'm not entirely convinced that that last part...
Oh, no, you're right.
Sorry, I just forgot.
And then he sort of did all that, had the glory,
and just got a bit sick of it and thought,
oh, this isn't what it's cracked up to be anymore.
Exactly.
And that's one of those fascinating stories you know
you know be careful what you wish for you you got the glory and now you can't go to dinner by
yourself you've got to feed 20 people right and then we get to the other end of silver screen
when i was compiling uh this list uh if you're listening i've just put a little uh table of the
top and the bottom of the list so we can read them.
And I was putting this together, and we've got,
I'll just read out the names,
Arthur, Van Buren, Hayes, Tyler, Fillmore, and Polk.
And as I was doing it, I was thinking to myself,
I'm struggling to remember the life story of Polk and Fillmore,
but then I realised that's the point.
That's why they're there in this round
because they just
were not that interesting
lives. Not everyone can have
an interesting life where you
start a world war and then go on
to lead a revolution
and Polk certainly didn't do that.
Nope. But, I don't know, have we
been unfair on these people? Do you think
maybe they are more film worthy?
I think that Arthur and Van Buren are probably a little more interesting.
But you do get to Polk, and that's the thing.
Polk was a workaholic.
I mean, how are you going to fill up two hours with him scribbling notes and writing letters and having meetings.
It just are presiding over the house when he was speaker. There's just not that draw to him. And I
think in terms of his life, Polk is more known for his achievements, you know, what he was able to achieve in four years.
And the fact that he was able to come in with a clear agenda and accomplish everything.
But in terms of his life, it's not really that interesting of a story.
No, I think we're fair here.
No one's rushing off to watch the Polk film.
No, no.
In cinemas this summer.
Okay, right.
Well, we've got one more round to talk about.
Yeah.
And it says silver screen in my notes, but it shouldn't.
It shouldn't be.
Okay, so, I mean, it's difficult to say what this is, this round.
I mean, we could argue that it is us judging the
artistic merits
of the oral portraits.
But
it's also us just deciding
how hot they are, slash
do they have a beard?
So, I mean, take your pick,
really. It's just how we're feeling.
What's the feel we get when we
look at those pictures? The most subjective round, as there is no facts in this at all.
No.
In joint fifth place, we've got Garfield and Hayes.
They score highly, and let's be honest here, because they've got beards.
Oh, of course, yeah, yeah.
They've got impressive beards.
I think I prefer Hayes'.
I think Hayes has a nicer, longer beard.
Joint in second place, we've got Fillmore, Taylor and Lincoln
Lincoln's got that
funny little beard thing
chin beard, chin strap
Lincoln's portrait is just so iconic
oh yeah
and that pose is in two different paintings
and as for Taylor
and Fillmore
I can't really remember why we scored those ones so highly.
Because also, do they look presidential?
Does it match their story as well?
Maybe they're just the air that looks like Taylor.
Taylor, if you remember, had his military.
And there was a Mexican city in the background, probably on fire, if I'm remembering correctly.
Burning children in the background. Something like fire. If I'm remembering correctly. Burning children in the background.
Something like that.
It's Fillmore's.
I just can't really remember
why we liked Fillmore's painting that much.
No, I don't know.
No.
I don't know.
If it's the one that I'm thinking of,
I think it does have a good amount of color
and he does look very presidential in it.
But it's interesting to
note with taylor and fillmore no beards no no beards and they've managed to get quite high there
they have but then we've got the number one place i mean it's it goes without saying yeah uh you
can't have sideburns that impressive and not score highly in this round oh yeah because chester arthur
comes number one.
Which I don't know,
might surprise some people. Because we're definitely in the large and hairy
phase of American presidents.
And usually they're not rated
as high up in the
good looking presidents.
What is it?
Not the golden age, what's this called? The gilded age.
The gilded age. Will that be why?
Yeah. Well yes, exactly. Quite literally the fat cats. Yeah, this called? The Gilded Age. The Gilded Age. Will that be why? Yeah.
Well, yes, exactly.
Quite literally the fat cats.
Yeah, that's what's going on there.
I know.
Were we too kind on Arthur and his chops?
I don't think so. Because Arthur, even though this is the bearded Gilded Age, Arthur is very distinctive.
He has this distinctive look about him. And so I think
that he is deserving of this. And honestly, this will probably be the only category that he'll ever
rank highly in. He does have that distinctive look that I think really stands out. So I'll say this
for Arthur. I really enjoyed researching him.
He is one of my favorite presidents
to look into.
He was, in many ways, awful.
But in a way,
you've kind of got to grudgingly respect
someone who's just going to sit in front of
the press at a party and
openly brag about
cheating the election.
Yeah.
It's like, oh, wow, that's really bad.
But yeah, no, he just went ahead and did it.
People we didn't like the look of.
Number 19 is Adams.
It just wasn't a good portrait.
I can't even remember it.
It's just, he looks slightly sad.
Oh, no, I do remember it. He looks shocked.
Yeah. It's dull. Yeah. I think we thought it was a copy of the first as Oh, no, I do remember it. He's the second one, wasn't he? He looks shocked. It's dull.
Yeah.
I think we thought it was a copy of the first as well,
like no originality in there.
No, it was quite different from the first.
Oh, was it?
Yeah.
I can't remember.
That was a brave attempt, though.
I tried.
Yeah, no, you remember Washington's got the whole Roman thing going on.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, the Adams one is him just sort of like looking,
and it's just black, if I'm remembering that correctly,
then we got Johnson.
There was nothing special about his.
I hate to say Harrison's down here because again,
I know this pains you,
but he just wasn't a strong look.
It looked like a gust of wind in a three hour speech would knock him over.
Well, and the sad thing about so
many of these presidential portraits it's just you know head and shoulders in front of a you know
black or plain background and it it there's not really anything special about some of these
these official portraits and especially like with harrison
he has better portraits but that was that was how his official portrait ended up and and
that's how you got to rank him yeah you gotta go with the official do you think he was disappointed
by it did you think like oh i can imagine like 200 years people rating this and just being really
you know me not scoring well well luckily by the time scoring well. Luckily, by the time...
I say luckily.
By the time the portrait was painted,
he wasn't really worrying about
much of anything.
Oh, that's good. Yeah, silver lining.
Fair enough. That's probably his last thought
was, I don't need to worry just in case
there's a bad portrait of him, which is judged
in 150 odd years' time.
I will not know it.
Yeah, exactly. But
of course the very worst one
I did see this
portrait again recently
and it made me laugh.
It's Buchanan's which
honestly looks half finished. It really does
look like someone when
you know what, I can't be bothered.
He was awful. I don't want to paint a
picture of this man get the paint roller out yeah it's just uh i think it maybe it's just aged badly
uh but uh we've got some interesting ones coming up though see i'm not going to ruin anything for
jamie because i certainly don't have the pictures here uh but i i know of a couple coming up that i
really like do you have you got any that you know of that you think will score highly?
I'm thinking that TR is probably going to score pretty high.
If it's the portrait that I'm thinking of, it's very distinctive.
The one where he's grabbing hold of the banister?
Yes.
Oh, that's the topless one, isn't it?
I'm not wearing it for you, Jamie.
I'm not, but this is a
teddy so possibly but it really gets at his character and it it it's how he would like to
be portrayed so i i think that one will score very high yeah i agree that one, I think JFK is going to score highly in this round.
Oh, yes.
And I will be interested to see how Jamie takes to Obama's.
Yeah, I remember Obama's.
That's more modernistic, isn't it?
It's very different.
Not quite impressionist, but very different.
Yeah, it's a very different style.
See, I'll like that.
Yeah, well, I'll get there at some point.
So, total scores
then here we go um let's do the bottom first who are the worst least interesting if you have to
choose someone not to look into who would you skip kind of presidents well coming at out of 22 so far
yeah coming in at 18 is cleveland at 19 fillmore 20. 20 is Buchanan. 21, Tyler.
And 22 is Andrew Johnson.
Yeah.
Buchanan, Tyler and Johnson all scoring negative points.
Yeah.
We're saying that the United States genuinely would have been better off had they not existed.
I look at that list and I go, I would not want to have a beer with any of them.
So I'm happy they're down there.
Yeah, I'd agree with that.
Yeah, and in terms of how rankings typically end up, that's pretty much where all of them do end up.
So I think that's a fair assessment.
Good, good. Right, okay.
Who's really good, though?
Who did we take to?
Well, number 10 is Van Buren.
Yeah.
I did like Van Buren.
Yeah.
I liked all the fact that he was in the background.
I liked the fact that in my head,
he created the Democrat Party,
and everyone in the world seems to think it was Jackson.
It's like, no, no, it's Van Buren.
He's working away in the background. And that was the most seems to think it was Jackson. It's like, no, no, it's Van Buren. He's working away in the background.
And that was the most fascinating thing about him.
He was, yeah, like you said, background worker.
Yeah, yeah.
Behind the scenes, making deals, conversationalist.
Yeah, no, I liked it.
I liked his story.
Number nine, we've got Adams.
He's in the top ten.
There you go.
I don't think we've been too harsh to Adams.
I know a lot of people like Adams,
but well,
and,
and having done the series on Adams,
I think that he really doesn't get enough credit.
And especially in terms of his presidency with Van Buren.
If you,
if you look at his presidency alone,
it's really not great.
And you can see why he usually ends up somewhere in the middle of the
pack. With Adams, I think that he needs a little more credit. You know, at the time there was the
push for war with France, and Adams said, that's ridiculous. You know, we're not in any position
to be able to do that. We need to try and pursue diplomacy, you know, not give away
the farm, but at the same time, go ahead and try and see what we can do in terms of finding an
amicable diplomatic solution. And he was opposed, he had to face down his own cabinet. Also, just
giving him a little credit,
he came after George Washington.
That's not going to be an easy place for anybody to be.
And I think that he approached the office
in a way that is very admirable.
So would you have given him an American?
Because Van Buren and Adams are the only two in the top ten
who don't get an American.
Do you think we were too harsh there?
I probably would have given him an
American
was it Adams that
co-wrote or partly wrote the
Bill of Rights to the Constitution or something
he actually wrote it didn't he?
no that was Madison
Madison
and then you've got Jefferson Declaration of Independence
Madison who's number 5th? oh yeah they're in there don't worry Madison ah yes and then you've got Jefferson Declaration of Independence Madison
who's number 5th
oh yeah
they're in there
don't worry
they're in there
yeah so
Van Buren by the way
is on 17.25
Adams is on 19
then in number 8
Hayes
on 19.75
oh
then
I think
he just scores highly
because we like him so much
yeah
number 7 is
Jefferson
23.5 i still
struggle with jefferson he was a very important person to the founding of america i agree with
that but i just didn't ever take to him i didn't like him uh yeah and especially in the last 30 40
years historians have struggled with jefferson because there is so much that's to be
as kind as I can be. It's not honorable. It's, you know, you look at his views about race,
you look at the way that he remained a slave owner, even though he said that, you know, this,
this is abhorrent, but he never, he never put himself in a position to be able to divest
himself of that and, and to be able to set up the people that he enslaved to be free.
able to set up the people that he enslaved to be free. Also, you look at his relations with his family, you look at his relations with women, and there's so much not to like. But at the same time,
he is this pivotal figure in American history. He was, in many ways, the dreamer of America.
was in many ways the dreamer of America.
He wasn't always realistic about what he felt could be the future,
but he also had big dreams, and he did feel, at least for white men,
that everybody should have a say in the government,
that everybody should be involved in our government.
And that carries forward and has been expanded so far.
And that's a legacy also to remember of Jefferson,
besides just the bad stuff,
that he did inspire things that even to this day
are the best of America.
In that way, he reminds me of Jackson a lot
because he was an important figure,
but important doesn't necessarily mean good.
Absolutely.
Right, then we get quite a jump
from the seventh place to sixth place
because the score goes from 23.5
all the way up to 31.5 one row um and in fact
we get the two together who often lump together monroe and madison monroe and sixth and then
madison and fifth well and and here's kind of where you get to um like you were saying with
van buren and the democratic party really the the jeffersonians would not have been what they became if not for Madison and Monroe.
They were, in many ways, acting behind the scenes and doing some of the work that Jefferson wouldn't.
You know, it was Madison that was, well, and Monroe, too, who were writing the articles, defending their policies, attacking the Federalists.
You know, they really provided that base of support
that helped to propel Jefferson to what he became.
Okay, number four, Grant.
I'll admit, I think this is a bit too high in retrospect.
I think, and I think this is the only president
where I, since doing
it, I've gone, I'm not sure I did that
right. Well you've got the book whose points
from Silver Screen. Well yeah, that's it
because Grant
was winning the Civil War
and literally out there fighting the fights
I think I got too
wrapped up in that in his episodes
and not enough
on his presidency.
I think I would be harsher now
knowing more about the Gilded Age
and the fact that Grant's administration essentially
ushered in the Gilded Age.
I think I might be a bit harsher on
him in his
statesmanship, which if I
double check, 14, yeah, you see, I think
I would not score him quite as
high now. But, like you say, he got most of his score in Silver Screen.
And it is a fascinating story.
Yeah, he's definitely getting a high Silver Screen score.
And I think that that's...
With Grant, so many people think of Grant the General.
They think of Grant as the guy who won the Civil War.
And his presidency really doesn't get that much attention.
And in terms of his presidency,
it wasn't necessarily that he didn't approach the presidency well.
It was that he brought on people who were completely untrustworthy
and were doing everything they could to benefit themselves, to exploit the system.
But that has to play into your thoughts on him and on his presidency. Why did he choose these
corrupt people and put them in power and in some cases defend them? You know, that has to draw him down a bit.
Now, there were some good people in his administration,
and one of the more admirable things about his administration
is that the Justice Department, the Attorney General,
pursued the Ku Klux Klan,
because this was the point where the Ku Klux Klan
was really starting to gain prominence
and gain power
and they did work to prosecute
those individuals
and try and quell some of that
but again
this is where the Gilded Age really gets kicked off.
You've got these people in prominent positions who are just abusing the system.
And Grant does have to be held to account for that.
And I think in some ways in his lifetime, he was held to account for that.
The fact that he sought the third term and was denied it.
Yeah, if I was just drawing this list from scratch i
think i'd knock him down a peg or two right well um let's move on to our top three three we've
already talked about a bit before so we probably don't need to dwell on these too much but in third
place john quincy adams which i think might surprise some people. I don't think many people would think of John Quincy Adams as being so high.
But then we get the obvious two.
It's just a question of which order these two would have been in, I think.
Although, I mean, looking at the scores, John Quincy Adams on 35.25.
Washington's not that far ahead on 37.
No, he's only...
He's not, like, running away with it.
1.75 away.
Yeah, so we've got Washington in second place,
and then Lincoln in a...
of a pleasingly round 40 points.
That's beautiful.
Yeah.
So I'm happy with Lincoln being on number one.
Lincoln is not as perfect as some people make him out to be,
but there is a lot good about Lincoln,
so I'm happy with him being number one at the moment.
Yeah, I mean, he had a good story.
He had the pressure
of the Civil War which is you know
I think if any half decent president
would have been around at the time
would probably get a very similar score
I do like the stories about him just
poring over maps deciding to learn
exactly how this war
thing should happen
and then he just kept sending out orders
and then being completely
ignored and just getting so frustrated by it uh yeah no i liked that yeah i mean if you're
going to choose between washington and lincoln then in in this very vague not who's best but
just who is more interesting who would you go for absolutely i think that lincoln deserves to be at that top spot if for nothing
else you you get the stories of lincoln popping in at you know the telegraph office and starting to
tell one of his tales yeah and you get a little more sense of he has a complex personality. He's got so much on his shoulders,
but he's still kind to people and still,
still talking with people,
still trying to establish that personal connection that you just,
you don't get from Washington.
Washington wanted to be left alone.
You know,
Lincoln's got that charisma that I was expecting.
Exactly.
I was expecting the charisma in Lincoln and I found it.
What I wasn't expecting was the,
the depression and the mental health issues.
That was very interesting.
But that just makes him even more interesting to learn about.
Absolutely.
Stories as well.
I think his stories weren't necessarily boring
people just got fed up of hearing stories when they were meant to be planning the war that's
what i mean it's like we're a bit busy sir yeah and and have you seen the uh the wincoln movie
that came out a few years back yes yes yeah although not since uh doing the podcast so uh i'd be fascinated to watch it now
because i'd actually know who people were exactly and exactly where they'd come from you've got this
one point where lincoln starts to go into one of his stories and i believe it's edwin stanton
who is just like oh no not another story and runs out. Yeah.
Right, okay, so we're halfway.
Lincoln's top, Washington's second, John Quincy Adams third.
Do you think those top three are going to change?
I'm thinking John Quincy Adams will probably go further down.
It'll be interesting to see if Washington stays second.
I'm imagining that Lincoln will probably stay first. Who do you think might take Washington's space?
I think I know who you're thinking, but go on. There are a few
possible contenders. McKinley?
Probably not. I was compared to him by
one of our listeners, so that's why I was hoping.
That's going to be an interesting two two episodes to listen to um yeah great we'll look forward to that when when you look at um historical rankings you typically see up towards the top um fdr is usually up there um jfk is usually pretty
high um i'll be interested to see what you think of truman um tr is usually towards the top
yeah that that's the one i was thinking of um i'm seeing silver score screens going well for him.
Oh, yes.
Right.
Okay, well, we will see.
Okay, so that's our look.
Look back on how we're doing.
So now we're just going to take some questions.
You guys have sent in loads of questions.
I sent on Twitter and Facebook any questions for us,
and we've got loads.
Far too many to go through all of them, probably.
At random, we'll pick some questions. We're going to start with morgan mccreary
of all the things thus far is that a definite way that morgan speaks i'm doing accent for each
question how's that that is but different region of america there's only one region in America, surely. Southern. That's all we can do.
That's right.
That's right, damn.
I think I'll do regions of Britain.
Of all the ones thus far, which one would you each...
No.
This is harder than it looks, isn't it?
Yeah, this is why I stumble all the time.
Of all the ones thus far, which one would each of you actually
enjoy sitting down and talking to? I'm going to say... Do you know what? I'd love a chat with
Van Buren. Yeah, Van Buren would be interesting. It's like, is this what you intended? Do you like
Jackson? Is he a means to an end? Do you regret this? And drink? What magic do you know? Yes,
you regret this and drink what magic do you know yes yeah because that might be interesting um i would sit down i've got to know whether hayes is actually a sociopath
i i want to know what he was actually like inquiring minds want to know
yeah there's that sociopathic question isn't there you? You can ask somebody. What, is it, your child has just died,
do you think it was a splendid trip?
Yes, yes.
Because if the answer's yes, then
something's not quite right.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, so I don't know, I think maybe Hayes.
Garfield, maybe?
Just ask him if he needs
any help.
A band-aid. Do we need to poke your hole
no one's inserted a finger in it for at least half an hour so
yeah i don't know jerry what who are you talking to if you're going back in time
well you can probably guess harrison well yeah yeah no i can guess but besides harrison
Harrison.
Well, yeah, yeah, no, I can guess. But besides Harrison, I'd have to say John Adams would be interesting just to see, you know, was he really as curmudgeonly as he sometimes comes across as?
Yeah.
And, you know, you get like Jefferson was known as a conversationalist.
And Lincoln, just to hear him go into one of his little stories would be fascinating.
Yeah.
Okay, then.
Right.
Thank you, Morgan, for your question.
We've got Josh Heller next. I was thinking we'd just take in terms to read the questions, but I am now fascinated to hear these different accents.
So, go on.
Jamie.
Which president reminds you the most of Rob?
Rob.
Does Jamie seem similar to any of them?
I see Rob as John Adams.
Jamie is more of McKinley so far.
I love the fact that to most Americans
that would just be a Game of Thrones accent.
Of course, yeah.
Yeah, of course, yeah.
Yeah, it's
really weird that the Northern accent is now
like internationally recognised.
As like a good accent
instead of just what people say up North.
Right,
okay. I didn't
actually take any of that in, I was too busy.
I've got to read the question again.
So you're someone who sees more of a John Adams type.
Oh, I try not to be offended by that.
Especially since the word curmudgeon was just used.
Sorry about that.
You see, I'd like to think that I'm more of a...
I've got an idea.
Go on then, who do you think?
Do you know, I see more of a John Quincy Adams.
Really?
No, no, yeah, you're quite eloquent with words, you're quite well spoken.
I'm still trying to read Paradise Last.
Yes, yeah.
You're very logical, very methodical with your thinking. So I'd put you
as that.
Plus I've just seen this series.
Fair enough.
I'm going to choose for you
Arthur.
Arthur. Chester Arthur.
Yes.
I can't help but feel if you ever found
yourself as president, it was
to be in no way because you tried to be.
Wake up one morning in the White House bedroom like,
how the hell did I get here?
Yeah, I can't help but feel that would be why you became president.
Yeah, probably.
One hell of a night drinking.
Yeah, and let's face it, you'd enjoy the chops.
Oh, I would, yeah.
Oh, how about... See, Jerry's quite knowledgeable jerry is very knowledgeable he's american that helps
he's american so he really fits with most step number one step number one do you see yourself
as a particular president honestly out out of this group the one that i probably see myself the most as is haze. Um, just because I, I try to not, not the,
not the potential sociopath, but, um, because I do try and take a more positive approach to things.
I'm not, you know, completely rose colored glasses, but I do try and look at the bright side of things,
and even in bad times, just try and keep going.
Also, I would think if I would become president,
I'd try and, like Hayes, try and act honorably
and try and do my best to serve the nation.
Oh, that's nice.
That's nicer than being Arthur.
Yeah, I think so.
Or John Adams.
Well, we've not done McKinley yet.
So I know very little about him,
apart from his love of the old tariff.
He does love a good tariff.
He does.
Would you say Jamie's McKinley?
I don't see that.
It would be interesting to hear Why he thought McKinley
Well we're doing him in the
Two presidents time
So it won't be long before we find out
Well no no no screw that
Josh why am I like McKinley
And what things
I don't know anything about him
It's not surprising
So write a postcard
Right okay next question
Yeah I think we need to do question seven Because this has been Okay. Write a postcard. Right, okay. Next question.
Yeah, I think we need to do question seven.
Because this has been very much researched by Rob.
I have.
I know the answer to question seven.
Kevin W. Luby.
I apologise for butchering your name.
You're thinking of an accent, aren't you? Oh, I really am.
You've done the two you can do
You're right there
What is the square root of minus nine?
Kevin the Scottish pirate
Yeah
Glaswegian pirate
Well Kevin
I'm glad you asked
Because as we all know
A square number is any number multiplied by
itself. Yeah? We happy with that? So a square root is the reverse. So, for example, 2 times
2 equals 4. The square root, therefore, of 4 is 2. Are we all happy?
Yes.
Okay.
I agree with that.
However, if you multiply any two numbers, including negative numbers, you always end up with a positive answer. So it is impossible
to get a real number for an answer to the square root of a minus number. However, there's
more.
I drank him however.
You can use imaginary numbers, notated with an i usually. So, if we say that the square
root of minus 1 is equal to i, then the square root of minus 9
would of course be 3i.
Oh, that is beautiful.
Fantastic.
Thank you, Kevin.
Thank you for your question.
And I hope you've enjoyed the answer.
Rilling.
Presidential history at its best.
I think it's very important.
Right, I'm going to go for
oh, this doesn't have a number because I've done it
wrong.
8.5, a question by
Brian McAlpine.
Yes.
You might, whilst you're doing
your accent, either censor part of it
or do such a heavy accent you can't actually understand one of you might whilst you're doing your accent either censor part of it or
do such a heavy accent
you can't actually understand one of those words
I'll do Battlestar Galactica
okay
that means nothing to me
okay
so Brian
number 8.5 says
play Frack Marry Kill
with Johnson, Buchanan and Tyler
good one yeah the controversial mining technique Play Frack, Marry, Kill with Johnson, Buchanan and Tyler.
Good one.
Yeah, yeah.
The controversial mining technique.
Yes.
Pressurise those rocks with fluid.
Right, so I need to marry Johnson, Buchanan or Tyler,
kill Johnson, Buchanan or Tyler or go mining with him.
Yeah.
Right.
Okay.
I think we can do this.
Who wants to start?
I don't want to start.
If I had to,
I'd probably marry Tyler.
He has got a massive gun.
But maybe that will come into use
if you're doing some mining with them.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, marry Tyler.
Go on.
I'm going to say kill Johnson.
Yeah, I'm killing Johnson.
Johnson is dead.
Yeah, Johnson's gone.
Buchanan, you know what?
I'm marrying Buchanan
because he was an awful president,
but he did like a party occasionally and had a very fine silk handkerchief collection.
That's something to talk about on long winter evenings.
I'm not sure that I would want Tyler to hang out.
So, you know, let's go ahead and go mining and
that's it.
Are we all agreeing then?
So, Johnson's dead,
Buchanan we're marrying, and Tyler's
down the mineshaft.
I'm willing to make that sacrifice, yes.
Okay, great.
Do you want to choose a question
next, Jerry? Yes.
Let's see. Jerry yes let's see
how about let's go with number 11
question by Max
Condrat
Max Condrat
how's your Welsh
what is your favourite
no
not even close
Edinburgh
what is your favourite quote
from Hayes' diary that you weren't able to fit
into his episodes?
This is an easy one to answer
There are no favourite quotes from Hayes' diaries
that I did not fit into the episodes
Every time I found one, I put one in
I did not read all of his diaries from cover to cover. I just did not
have time to do that in the time frame that I put the research together. So what I would do is I'd
find out an event had happened, such as the death of a child, find out when it happened,
and then look up the diary entry. Just on the off chance, he'd said something ridiculous.
and then look up the diary entry.
Just on the off chance, he'd said something ridiculous.
And it was at least, I'd say, 60%, 70% of the time,
I found a really good quote every time I dived into that diary.
When I have more time,
I am definitely reading his diaries cover to cover because they were great.
But yeah, it's just brilliant.
If you've not just had a dive in, just pick a random
day and just read it and see what's going on. It's great. And it's just online for free.
Just type it into Google and there you go. Yeah, so unfortunately no new stories.
No.
Which is a shame.
Go on, Rob, what number do you want?
It's quite a long one. Do you want to read all of that question out in a weird accent yeah i've got the accent this one for the whole thing yeah okay so
uh question three uh harley burton hi guys loving the show so far was wondering what was the most
surprising thing pleasant or otherwise you've learned from all this. Mine is probably just how racist everyone was back then.
Even a lot of the anti-slavery folks.
I know, different time, obviously, but damn!
Okay.
Yeah, this is a question similar to Will Ternan's question,
who mentioned they found the sheer scale of corruption
being quite surprising as well.
Most surprising thing?
I think for me it's how normal slavery was for people.
Like, even people in the North, they knew it happened
and probably weren't happy with it morally,
but it was almost accepted as it's a
thing. It was part
of the economy. It kept
the country going and it was just very
almost brushed
under the carpet for something that was so
barbaric. Because we all know
slavery happened, it's just I didn't realise how
bad it was.
Yeah.
So going back to how racist everyone
was back then, especially the
anti-slavery folks,
I think I understand that
you kind of get the feeling
if you haven't looked into it in much detail,
you assume the anti-slavery
people were
also anti-racist, and that just
really wasn't the case.
A lot of people were anti-slavery
because they didn't want to be priced out of the job market,
which isn't something I'd really thought about before,
although I wouldn't say it surprised me
because it makes a lot of sense when you think about it.
But what I will say is this idea of everyone being racist back then,
there was a lot of racism back then,
but I'd argue there's a lot of racism today.
Oh, yeah.
And there were a lot of people back then who were not racist.
I think it's slightly dangerous to say
that we should be judging it on the morality of the time.
Well, whose morality?
There were a lot of people who were in America who were not racist.
A lot of black people, for example, who did not think that they should be slaves.
So should we really be judging the morality of the day based
on a few rich white people? I'm not convinced it would be a bit like someone judging my morality
based on Boris Johnson or Donald Trump. Well, and to your point, Rob, part of the
thing that we have to keep in mind when we're studying history is who is writing the history.
Because there are so many people, especially in those times, whose voices are lost, who didn't know how to read or write, who weren't able to have things published or whose writings haven't survived to this time.
So we have to be cognizant of that and careful about painting a broad picture of, well, everybody was racist.
Well, A, we have instances where, no, there were people who, by our definition of racist, were not. But then we have so many
people that we just, we don't know. We have to assume based on what information we have
in the present day. This links to Mark Greger, who said perhaps we'd been too harsh on some of our judgments on the presidents because we were looking at it through a modern lens.
And the presidents were racist by today's standards, but back then they weren't.
I personally don't think we've been too harsh here.
And this is something I've thought about a lot. And it's tricky to do, especially in what's meant to be a fun, light-hearted historical podcast.
But I think it's important that you do stop and think about this.
And let's take Jefferson, for example.
Jefferson's views were common, but they weren't the only views at the time
it wasn't everyone writing actual books
about how certain races were inferior to others
and at the same time you've got the likes of Lafayette
who was physically going around the world
trying to free slaves
both of them aristocratic white men
both of them very different opinions
so who's to say which one was the morality of the time Both of them aristocratic white men. Both of them very different opinions.
So who's to say which one was the morality of the time?
So I personally don't think we've been too harsh on the presidents from the early times.
I don't know, Jerry, what are your thoughts?
Well, especially, and I think that the example of Jefferson is an important one,
and it's one that historians have been grappling with for a long time. has this different view about certain men, about certain people, that just it's hard for us to grasp how could these two ideas, this great concept of equality, but then this idea of racism exists in the same mind.
And to your point, we have people today that still have some of these same ideas.
This hasn't gone away.
But what has happened is an expansion of a general idea of humanity,
of a general idea of humanity, of society coming together and starting to ask some of the tough questions. Because with Jefferson and his generation, there were so many of the leaders who
just said, okay, we realize slavery is an issue. We're just not going to deal with it because we can't figure it out.
I think you see in history, the people who stand out as people that we can admire,
as people that we can find ourselves drawn towards are the people who say,
you know, I've realized that this is a monumental challenge.
Lincoln. Yeah. And he does it anyway. He's like, this is my responsibility. I'm not going to just,
he could easily have said, well, okay, we're two nations now. And he said, no, no, we're going to
become, we are one nation. We just need to get back there. We need to figure out a new union.
And that was the bigger ask. That was the challenge. But he took it up versus people
like Jefferson who just didn't. And so I think that you're very fair in criticizing leaders for not accepting a challenge that they knew was a challenge.
They knew this was a problem.
Even as early as Washington, you see people talking about, well, the nation's probably going to split apart.
Oh, slavery is a bad thing.
We need to deal with it.
And in that time time they didn't the nation fell apart it took a long time it took many decades it took another generation but the nation
fell apart because they didn't take on the challenge yeah Yeah. And that is why Lincoln stands out.
It was hard.
Yeah.
But he did it.
I think if you run the risk, if you go too far down the line of you shouldn't judge people in the past by today's standards,
you're almost infantilizing the past.
They didn't know any better. How could they possibly have understood? Absolutely. No, these were very intelligent people who did know what
was going on. Absolutely. And to Jamie's point from earlier, that is one thing that we also have
to be aware of, that slavery, it wasn't just, oh, well, I'm just going to free my slaves now.
I'm just going to free the people that I'm enslaving.
It was, there was economics wrapped up in it.
There were legalities.
There was an entire institution of slavery that permeated through the entire culture.
that permeate it through the entire culture. And I think that that's, it is a very surprising thing for some individuals from the modern day
to look back on and really try and grasp just how much of an institution this was.
this was. And then it comes to, you understand, the monumental task to take down that institution, to dismantle it. But it happened. You know, there were vestiges of it
that still last to this day. And racism being one of the key parts of that,
we still have, we're still grappling with issues of racial inequity, of social injustice,
but we don't have, we've been able to start dismantling some of that system,
we've been able to start dismantling some of that system but it's still a big challenge and and we do need to recognize that but not discount people who realized that this was a problem
and just ignored it yeah that was a that was a deep question that was yeah i think we should uh
that's brought the mood down i think we should continue with the very serious questions and go for 24.
Oh, yeah.
Very serious.
Tony Thieker.
If Grover Cleveland left the White House at 12.15,
travelling at 15 miles per hour,
and Chester A. Arthur left Congress Building at 1pm,
travelling at 20 miles an hour,
at what time would they pass each other?
Rob, have you thought about this question at all?
Well, don't worry, Tony.
I've thought about this question.
Oh, good.
No problem, Tony.
The answer is 1pm.
What?
The answer is 1pm.
There you go.
Do you want more detail?
No, that'll do. Thank you.
Does Tony want more detail? Well, yes, do, thank you. Does Tony want more detail?
Well, yes, actually, I could do that.
I can see you've written quite a lot wrong.
Well, I'm glad you've asked Tony.
Because the most direct route from the Congress building to the White House is Pennsylvania Avenue,
according to Google Maps,
the quickest way to walk is 1.8 miles,
although this does take you through private roads.
But I figure Cleveland
and Arthur will have access to those private roads,
what with them being the president.
So, this
walk usually takes about 30 to 40
minutes. However, that's
walking at the average speed of around
3 miles an hour. Now,
according to you, Tony, Cleveland is
really pushing it today
because he's going 15 miles an hour.
He's building up a sweat, isn't he?
He is quite impressive.
I don't know if he's meant to be in a carriage,
but he's going on the footpaths in my journey.
I think he's running.
So he is legging it.
There is clearly an emergency going on in the Congress building.
Tie coming loose.
A mustache blowing in the wind.
So, because he is going so fast,
it is only going to take him seven minutes and 12 seconds
to get to the Congress building.
He will arrive at precisely 12, 22, and 12 seconds.
Now, as the question does not stipulate
what Cleveland is going to do at the Congress building,
I'm assuming the emergency was something to do with the doors collapsing.
Because when he gets to the building, he stops at the door to check the frame using his frame checker that he's got. He was well known for that.
He was quite detailed.
Yeah, exactly. He was. It was the minutiae with him, wasn't it?
Frame checker Arthur was his nickname.
Well, now we get to Arthur. We're talking about Cleveland.
Good old frame checker Cleveland.
Well, Arthur's also now coming down because we also know Arthur.
He likes a doorframe or two.
And when he leaves the Congress building
at precisely one o'clock,
he will walk directly past Cleveland
checking the doorframe
at 1pm.
So there you go.
Tony, I hope that you like the answer.
Oh, Jamie, don't question the maths.
No, no, no.
Jamie is looking confused.
Because it says Chester Arthur left the Congress building
and went for travelling at 20 miles an hour.
Yeah, yeah, he was going really, really fast.
But Cleveland's 15.
He didn't stop to say hello.
Okay. Fair enough. He just bolted out of the door. really quick he didn't stop to say hello okay fair enough
he just bolted out of the door
fair enough
obviously Cleveland's already
at the entrance
Cleveland was to the
side checking the door frame
yeah okay got that
all I can say is I am really really
pleased that Tony didn't take
the time to make sure that one of them wouldn't
already arrive at the other building because otherwise this
would have been a nightmare to solve.
And the first of Estabri.
Yeah.
Right.
How are we doing for time? Probably
two or three more questions.
Oh.
Got it.
Suspense. Okay. Go on. Okay.
Suspense.
Number 19.
Number 19.
This is John from Twitter.
Oh.
Have you tried a New York accent?
No.
Can you do a New York accent?
Oh, I can try, but it's not going to work.
Can you do a Louisiana accent?
Because we've got one of them on the line.
That's Southern, isn't it?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, I'm just getting offending.
I think that ship has
sailed a long time.
Who has the best...
No.
Who has the best facial hair among the presidents so far?
Is that...
No, that's not Louisiana.
That's the same as the last accent.
That's my American accent.
Who wears the best feet?
No, same one.
Who has the best...
No.
British and posh.
That wasn't meant to be Louisiana, was it?
I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
Throw in a little Phil Diddy.
Phil Diddy.
Who has the best facial hair among the presidents so far?
Cancel the presidency score and be damned.
No, same accent as before.
Peaky Blinders.
That's become big in America, hasn't it? Do you know what I'm saying when I say Peaky Blinders. That's become big in America, hasn't it?
Do you know what I'm saying when I say Peaky Blinders?
Blandon.
Yes.
You do.
Yeah, so Peaky Blinders is big enough that it's hit America.
That's a Birmingham accent.
Oh, Birmingham?
Yeah.
Nice.
For me.
Yeah, all right.
Who has the best facial hair among the presidents so far?
Can this ability score be damned?
I only ask this because they both seem to give
extra weight to the solid beard
and moustache going back to Roman
times. That's a little more Liverpudlian.
Yeah, I was thinking that because
I live in Birmingham and no one speaks like that.
We're doing the Beatles
instead. Fair enough.
The old Liverpool slash Birmingham accent.
Twist and shout.
Again, I have no idea what you just said.
I'm going to read the question myself.
Right, facial hair.
Right, okay. Who's got
the best beard moustache combo?
Right. We've got some...
We've got hard data for this. Yeah, I actually printed
off some pictures. I've come prepared for this one.
Ooh. So,
facial hair. I mean, it all begins with
Lincoln. And then, I mean, Johnson. What was the point in him? He didn't bother.
But then we've got Grant with his neat beard.
And then Hayes. Oh, Hayes is just an impressively big beard.
Grant is nice and chunky. Do you know who we're missing?
Van Buren. Look at his chops. Oh yeah, I suppose so. That's a good point.
Even Quincy Adams actually
Yeah yeah
I wouldn't sniff at them
They'd get angry
No Van Buren's
Sideburns are hugely impressive
They are
They're just spiky
They're fantastic
I still can't go over Pierce
Looking at that photograph
Do you not remember I still can't go over Pierce. Looking at that photograph, woof.
Do you not remember a young Hayes?
Young Hayes is definitely the hottest president so far.
He looks like Stephen Mangan.
He really does.
Oh, you know what?
I think...
No, because these are photos, not their presidential portraits.
I know, but this is more accurate, isn't it?
Yeah.
I was going to say, why did Van Buren not score higher?
Because this is a photo of him, and he looks insane in this photo. Hay, isn't it? Yeah. I was going to say, why did Van Buren not score higher? Because, ah, that's because this is a photo of him
and he looks insane in this photo.
Hayes has got a badass beard.
Right, facial hair.
I am going for...
I'm going for Van Buren's sideburns.
Wow.
Yeah.
Curve.
No, not even in the bearded area.
Area?
Era is what I meant to say there.
Do you know, I think I'm going for Hayes.
Hayes.
I've forgotten how good his beard was.
It is a good beard.
You could put a bird nest in there.
You could.
And he would find it splendid.
Yes, it would be a jolly day for Hayes if he ended up with a bird's nest.
They would sing with him in the forest as he walked, skipped, skipped through the forest.
They'd be tweeting on his show.
Oh, whistle while you work.
The band that he commanded in the army were behind them oh yeah oh let's see i'm trying to think this is a tough choice um because arthur also has the
the distinctive sideburns but in terms of a beard i would have to say haze oh yes it's a good
beard it is a good beard i suppose if you're being strict with normal facial hair if i'm choosing
beard it's going to be haze's beard but the sideburns i've forgotten how amazing they were
you could put glass for those. Quick one. Question 21.
From Chris Haywood.
Was Dr. Doctor a Jeffianus as I suspect?
If you don't listen to our Roman series, that will make no sense.
Or if you didn't understand what James just said. Or is it a Jeffianus?
Was Dr. Doctor a Jeffianus as I suspect?
The answer's simple, yes.
Yes, he was.
He was.
If you don't know what we're talking about, listen to our Roman series.
But yes, he was definitely a Jeffianus.
Let's go for a more serious one.
So this is Ibn Babushka.
Cockney.
Cockney.
You're right.
What role did the last
Seven presidents play
In seizing native land
Waging the Indian wars
Did the army or Thomas
Or Tom
I'm from London
Don't know that word
Did the army do it on their own
Pursue that
Or was there a top down plan
Long term project
That happened mostly in this period,
with federal direction that hadn't been heard of much of it?
Sorry to be grim.
What do you think, Jerry?
We are such a ridiculous podcast.
So, yeah, this is a complex question.
And, again, it's one of those things that up until I'd say probably the last 30 or 40 years didn't really get as much attention when talking about presidential history as it's received since.
is an awful story. It was definitely, I won't necessarily say a top-down plan, but all parts of the federal government were aware of what was going on and were contributing to the policy
towards Native Americans. And so talking about the last seven presidents, so that gets us back from Cleveland back to Lincoln.
So during this time, Native Americans, I mean whole nations of Native Americans had been forced to relocate to land reserves.
So they didn't have as much land as they had previously.
And just the delineated nature
of the reservations was detrimental to their culture. And one thing to note here, because we
think of the Trail of Tears as being one of the most well-known examples, but in some instances,
there were Native American nations from the West Coast that were relocated further inland.
When I was doing a little research to prepare for this question, one of the examples I came up with was the Modoc, who were moved from what's now California to Oklahoma.
moved from what's now California to Oklahoma. And this movement of whole nations of people didn't take into account that there are people already in these lands. And so this created
conflict because lands were taken from others at the expense of these other people who were already there.
And so it created conflicts between Native American nations and peoples that hadn't previously existed.
Plus, on top of that, and especially as we're getting past the Civil War,
but even before that, we were still in a period of westward expansion
of white settlers. So all these people had been moved from what was seen as the
quote-unquote prime lands on the east coast, on the west coast, moved inland.
When those lands started filling up or they weren't as affordable, people
were moving inland and saying, well, we want this land now. And so, again, you have people being
relocated off their land, and the government did very much help to facilitate this.
much help to facilitate this. On top of that, you see, and especially after the Civil War,
you see the transcontinental railroads going in. So you now have not only settlers, but you have technology that's encroaching on the ways of life of people who had been there for generations, who were used to having animals migrating across the Great Plains.
And now you've got railroads in the way, you've got land being fenced off.
You have this disruption in just the natural way of life of those lands.
in just the natural way of life of those lands.
And in this period, 1865 on,
there were different responses to what to do about this encroachment.
At this point, there was a movement called the Ghost Dance Movement, which is more of a, it was a religious movement. And it was, some Native Americans turned to movements like this for a sense of peace in the face of such devastation.
You know, their entire culture, their communities were being disrupted and they needed
some sense of peace. So they turned to this religious movement in order to find that solace.
But you see others that are fighting back. And so we get what is now referred to as the
Indian Wars. And even though there were some victories for
Native Americans, Native American forces at this, at these times, ultimately it was unsuccessful.
And the U.S. government was very much involved with, this wasn't just the army going out and
saying, oh, well, let's go and fight these people. They were typically directed to do so by the government in Washington. You also have civilian agencies like the Bureau of Indian
Affairs, which was created by our old friend John C. Calhoun during his tenure as Secretary of War
under Monroe. The Bureau of Indian Affairs had started, it was more directing trade with Native American nations.
But under Jackson, it became more heavily involved in the removal of Native nations.
And then you see this emphasis on assimilation.
You know, we don't necessarily want to destroy you, but you've got to be more like us.
You've got to adapt our culture, our ways of being.
And that is just as disruptive in terms of culture and society as this physical disruption, as a military intervention.
As a military intervention. And so it's a very, it was very much a part of the government at the time. And really, you don't see in terms of the political parties at the time, you don't see much. People kind of felt that this was okay. They had different approaches to it, like with Clay versus Jackson. Jackson
was very much for removal, but Clay, he didn't really want removal, but he was okay with
assimilation. And so again, it's one of those complicated issues that, you know, even people who you would think, oh, well, you know, that
they don't want to kill this, these, this entire groups, these entire groups of people,
but they, they really weren't what we would think of nowadays as being more progressive or, or or more diverse and inclusionary.
It's an area that I'm very aware we have glossed over in recent times.
Yeah.
Because unfortunately,
the way we are doing biographical stories of presidents,
it's something that is very hard
to neatly fit into our style episodes, which
did really bug me for a while until I came to peace with it, because in my head I now have
several episodes lined up of other biographies that we can cover in the future when we have
finished the presidents, where I'm hoping we can cover some non-presidents and we can see the
other side of some things that are going on. So, yeah, so if you're listening and you're hoping for more of just what is
happening with the Native Americans and what happened, we are definitely planning to do
something at some point. Because, like you said, Jerry, it's a huge story of American history that is often underlooked.
Well, and for so long, it was not really talked about when talking about presidencies.
There may be a brief mention here or there.
like a brief mention here or there.
But post-1812, you see the frontier moving ever farther west. And so it was one of those things that was happening out there.
And it wasn't really in the day-to-day conversations in Washington.
There weren't really debates over it.
And so it is easy in terms of where the
attentions of the people of the time, the leaders of the time were, they weren't really on that,
but it was this massive tragedy in history that was happening at the same time as all
these other events. It's just, it's a matter of perspective.
Okay, let's go for a couple more then to finish off.
16?
Yeah, yeah, number 16.
Might be self-validating.
This is Northlandsman, but I'll just point out Jason McDonald had a similar question.
There were a couple of people asking this question. 50.
How do you prevent burnout
as teachers and
podcasters? What
does Jamie actually do
other than songs?
Obviously accents. Accents.
Yeah. Moral support.
Moral support is all we're asked for. You can do it, Rob. Thank you, Jamie. Jerryents. Yeah. Moral support. Moral support. You can do it, Rob.
Thank you, Jamie.
Jerry, well done.
That was a stellar performance today.
Thank you.
There you go.
See?
Lots of things.
How do I prevent burnout as a teacher?
It helps I only work four days a week.
There's no way we could do weekly releases if I did five days a week teaching.
I'm a real teacher.
I do five days a week.
Yeah.
Well, some of us have podcast stuff to do.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
I don't know.
This would not be possible without Jamie.
It wouldn't.
It would be me talking to myself.
It would be very boring.
You know when people buy a puppy
because they're lonely?
It's a bit like that.
Probably got someone to talk to
on a dark, cold winter night.
Exactly. And tell Roman and American facts too.
It would be a very lonely life
if I couldn't come round to Jamie's once a week
and just say history at him.
So, yeah. lonely life if I couldn't come round to Jamie's once a week and just say history at him so yeah but
as for the burnout
I drink
I
good answer
the Roman series we are now
130 emperors in
and I still
get to a new emperor, pick up the book, start reading about them,
and I just want to know what's going to happen next, because we've reached a period in Roman
history where I know very little about it at all. We started off in a place where I knew,
but we soon got past that. So I'm learning at the same time, and that keeps me going.
I must admit, the American one is harder to do, significantly harder to do,
because there's a lot more to research. A lot of what you're researching is just quite depressing
a lot of the time that makes you just want to go, I just want some funny stories to tell.
But no, everyone's just trying to kill people because they look different to them.
Yeah, but saying that, I'm still keeping going because, again, it's that moving story onwards. What's going to happen next?
And I very much decided, let's do an American series after Trump got elected.
And I wanted to know, how did America get here?
Well, let's start at the beginning.
So I'm looking forward to catching up,
which the Roman one won't, because that will just end at some point,
whereas this one, we're going to get to the modern times
and either go, wow, where did that come from?
Or, oh no, I now understand exactly why we're here.
It now makes sense
so yeah it's
just getting to the end there
is what I'm looking forward to doing
Jerry how about you? I mean running a podcast
do you ever get that kind of
ugh? Well what I
will say about your podcast is
the detail is insane
and it's
sometimes I end up in a rabbit hole and I have to get out of it.
You seem to live in the rabbit hole with the rabbits.
Pretty much.
Yeah.
It's so comprehensive.
Do you ever just go, no, I need to move on now?
Or do you just love getting all of the, all of the details in?
Well, and it's interesting and kind of getting to starting with the broader scope.
I've had numerous folks that have approached me and asked about podcasting. They were interested
in possibly starting a podcast. And one of the things that I advise, make sure that it's something that
you're really interested in. If it's going to be something that's ongoing, where it's going to be
a lengthy series, make sure that it's something that you're really passionate about and you're
interested in, because otherwise you will get to that point, well, I really don't want to do this.
It's taken up a lot of my time.
I don't really, I don't know if people are listening because there are so many, there are so many diversions
that people can take and take you away from the work of podcasting.
So I think you really do have to have that passion
or you just have to say, I just want to do a six episode series
or I just want to do something quick.
But if you're if you're going to go for a longer series, you have to be in it for the long haul.
And so for me, the delving into the details for me is what draws me to it and keeps me coming back to it.
Being able to get to some of those details that really make people,
people and taking this from not just being the story about,
you know,
this larger than life figure that everybody knows,
but knows little about let's bring it down to, well,
what were they like as a person?
Who were the people that were important to them? Who didn't they like? well what were they like as a person who were the people that were
important to them who didn't they like why didn't they like them what happened um getting to those
details that's what keeps me going and has kept me going for now over three years and i i don't see an end in sight yeah it is it is that one of the hardest things i find
is uh having to go right that's really important but we do not have time to cover that so if we
don't have time to cover that i might as well not mention this or this as well, even though I know they're important. And I feel like every episode,
what I discuss with Jamie is probably about 10, 15%
of what I've researched.
And then what's edited of that,
usually it's down to about 10%.
But it's so that narrative can keep going forward.
So that's what we as a podcast have decided to do.
What I really enjoy about your podcast is it doesn't have to move forward at that speed.
So you do get that much better sense of what's going on.
Exactly.
And even with that, I still have some points where I realize I'm getting too much into, you know, what's going on in
Spain, what's going on in French history at this time.
I do have to draw myself back in certain instances and say, okay, well, this is what we really
need to know for the American presidency at that time.
And so I can't go down every rabbit hole, but I try and make sure that the ones that I go down
are really key or tell something that people may not know otherwise right I think I think we'll
end on a very serious question the last one question eight Christopher Fitch do you have one more accent in you? Oh.
Let me just cross my legs for this one.
Accents.
I don't have that many accents.
I'll just do the same one again and again.
You can do the same. Ah, g'day.
It's your Ostrogoth accent.
Yeah.
Struth, which story made you cringe more than Pierce's Saddle Story or Garfield and his Pro Bangs?
That's Australian.
Don't know where that went.
North Australian.
Very unique.
Central.
Central Australia.
Yeah.
Alice Springs.
You don't often hear the accent.
You don't.
Okay, so we've got Pierce's saddle story.
So just to remind listeners if they've forgotten.
He was thrown forward in his saddle and...
Things came loose.
Yeah.
Certain things connected with the pommel.
And no one wants certain things to connect with the pommel.
Yeah.
A bit of grinding.
It was so hard
that it actually knocked him unconscious.
And he fell off his horse.
Well, you would, wouldn't you?
You really would.
So there's that.
Then, obviously, Garfield.
I don't think we need to go into Garfield.
I think all listeners will remember that episode
for a very long time.
Holes and fingers.
In fact, when asking what your favourite moments were,
the top two were either garfield and his
probing yeah or lincoln's turkeys interesting um however i think you've missed one here yeah i was
actually about to say i think there's one that needs to be in this mix yeah go on then. Polk. Oh yes. Was that the operation he had? Oh yes. Oh yes.
That came flooding back.
That was
sort of lift them out of the way
whilst I go in.
Here's your brandy.
Here's your brandy and a bible.
I would say,
who would I rather be out of those three?
I'd rather be Pierce.
I don't want to be Pierce,
but out of those three,
I'd rather be Pierce.
At least he was knocked out.
Exactly.
And he survived to tell the tale
and
he had children as well
yeah that was a sad story
oh god yeah
yeah
but for just cringing
yeah Polk's made me cringe the most
I don't think I cringed much with
Garfield because I spent
two solid weeks of my life just
reading about this
awful experience he went through. I think I just
became desensitised to it.
I think hearing it as well, it was
a shock of the, not incompetence
of the doctors, that'd be unfair
because that was their knowledge.
Yeah. But the difference in, obviously, medical...
The fact that Cleveland had his jaw replaced,
like, a few years later on a yacht.
Yes.
They didn't blink an eye.
It's like, yeah, we'll whip that out, put a new one in, no problem.
On a boat, sure, why not?
If it broke there, it'd be fine.
It's just amazing.
Yeah. Yeah. What about you you jerry who would you be i i i'm with you i i would definitely opt for pierce but in terms of cringing the polk story
it it's still i i can't think of polk without thinking of that story now. Yeah, yeah.
It's not good.
It's that pained expression in his presidential painting, isn't it?
It's like a shocked expression. You can see it in the eyes.
It's deep in the eyes, but you can see it.
It never went away.
But with Garfield, I'm kind of like you, Rob.
I know the story well enough now but even and i was trying to
think of whenever i first heard about that it's it just seems awful but it just doesn't seem as
cringeworthy as as polk or even pierce and i know it shouldn't be funny
but there are elements to that story that just are funny.
Maybe that just makes me a bad person.
His doctor was called Doctor Doctor.
The whole thing just does seem like a farce.
Yeah, exactly.
It was.
It became farcical.
It must have been awful to live through for everyone concerned.
But through time, it has just become ridiculous.
And the fact that it lasted so long.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
Medicine had got to the point where they could prolong his suffering
for as long as possible.
Yeah.
Just imagining me is better.
Thanks, guys.
Nice knowing you. what oozing oh nasty
that's it they kept doing it as well didn't they let's poke it some more let's get rid of it it
just kept going without spoilers are there any other cringe worthy stories that you know of
without spoiling them should we prepare prepare for any? Oh, gosh.
I don't... Off the top of my head,
I'm not recalling anything
along those lines.
There are a few instances
that I'm going to be interested to see,
and especially Jamie's reaction to them
is going to be good to hear.
But I think in terms of C cringeworthy i can't
think of anything off the top of my head okay right we have no more time for questions thank
you very much for everyone who sent in questions though uh i did enjoy the questions they were
amusing insulting and brilliant so thank you your were insulting. I think that was the insulting part.
Oh, highly, highly insulting.
I am now very disappointed, though,
if your accents weren't spot on.
So please, if we read your question out,
give Jamie a rank out of 10
of how close he was to your accent.
Yeah.
That would be brilliant.
And if I was slightly out,
tell me how many miles out I was.
On the moon. Yeah. Right, right okay jerry thank you very much for
joining us again it is always a pleasure to talk to you and just mind your your mind for knowledge
of the president's crack your mind
thank you so much for having me um As always, this is great and looking forward to seeing how the next half goes.
And like I said, I've already got some stories in mind that I can't wait to hear Jamie's reaction.
Brilliant. That sounds good.
Would you be willing to join us for the end of the series as well for another summary?
Absolutely.
Fantastic.
That would be great.
Right.
Well, let's do a three-way sign-off.
Never done one of those before.
Yeah.
Okay.
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No.
Don't forget you can download some Podbean and iTunes.
Because you never organized Stitcher for the present one.
No.
Because we don't know what Stitcher is. No, I'm not entirely sure. I have no idea. the present one. No. That's because we don't
know what Stitcher is.
No, I'm not entirely sure.
I have no idea.
Never used it.
No.
Oh well.
You can listen to our
Roman episodes on Stitcher
though.
I don't think you can
download the president's
hair.
You say it because
I'm forgetting how to speak.
I don't know what
you're saying.
Jerry's podcast.
Oh, you're just
pointing at the microphone.
That's where Jerry is.
Okay, me. podcast oh you're just pointing at the microphone that's where jerry is okay me sorry jerry promote your own podcast
and i hope you'll check out the presidencies podcast uh which is available anywhere fine
podcasts can be found um i'm also available on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.
Okay, then. Until next time, then, all that needs to be said is goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
tragedy in history that was happening at the same time as all these other events it's just it's a matter of perspective
are you still there can Can you hear us?
Hello?
No, I think he has gone.
Joey!
Joey, come back, Joey!
We've lost you.
How long were you speaking until you realized we weren't there?
I think it was about a minute or so.
Fair enough.