Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - 1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained

Episode Date: January 8, 2025

00:00 "Fanastic" start to holidays + Akaash got GOT 06:33 Alexx Thirst Trapping, Mom's Toes + Skip's offer? 11:24 No-one's worth $1.5m + MEDICINE BALLS 16:32 Need some harassment + Gifts don't buy peace 22:59 Charla & Schulz Old folks party + Meeting Jerry Jones 28:21 NFL playoffs kicking off + Wild cards 31:05 Baptism, Exorcist, Demons & Telekinesis bullshido 47:45 $1.5M offer is insane + M. Monroe a hoe  1:00:24 Drake disses LeBron 1:20:52 Drake, take the L already 1:21:44 Trump, tax foreign box + Let Joy Taylor LIVE 1:34:31 Zucks got drip + Squid Games 2 thoughts 1:42:07 Koreans are American Asians + Mud f*cking oil  1:48:00 Meta Free Speech, Abortion "bans" + Corn ban research 1:51:16 Dov's valid re. underwear + Naked sleepers? 1:55:18 Marriage lack of banging + Moanings 1:57:18 More on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up everybody? Welcome to PlayGrid. Happy 2025. Anything uncomfortable happen on your guys vacation? I feel like more things happen on your vacation. I had an amazing vacation with my wife, my baby. Day one my wife was vomiting. Oh yeah violently. Day two she got her period for the first time in two years. Wow. So it started off amazing. It was absolutely incredible. She got her period for the first time in two years and it was heavy. It was heavy. One time I was taking a kid, my wife just opened the door she goes, I need that.

What do you do? What do you do with that? Crazy rules bro. I just rolled up some toilet paper. I was like, can you just put that there until I finish this doodle? What are the rules for that? Did you get off the toilet?

No, you gotta finish up. I gotta finish up? Kim, stop mid. Kim, stop mid. That's crazy. But he's on the toilet. Yeah, that's the thing. He's mid-scrove.

Yeah. He's three hours into TikTok. I'm listening to TikTok on like four fifths of volume. Like she could hear it in the next room. So I understood her energy, which is like, I'm flowing crazy. There's like egg bits falling out of me. I'm like, God.

She sells it all. That's what it is. Okay? So that was the start of my vacation. How about you guys? Did you have a nice vacation? We stayed home. We stayed in New York.

Boring. Dude. Sounds absolutely miserable. Was it miserable? Saved a lot of money. Saved a lot of money. Ended up buying my wife a Rolex, losing all the money we saved.

Oh, you fell for that one, huh? Son, I got got, dude. You fell for that one. I fell for it. I took her to the watch store, I made her, I was like, you need to go, because I want her to get a watch down the road, but I want one now.

We go on, my wife is not into it. And then I'm like, I just feel like, it's been a busy year, I'm gonna get myself something. I got a jeweler, he's taking care of me, shouts, whatever. We get there, my wife is like, all right. You're a TARDIS, bro. My wife is, well, I wanna get her, all right. You're retarded, bro. My wife was, I wanna get her a nice watch.

I think we need to include a little bit of the first part of the pot, just so you can see his brain working at full capacity, because he was being really manipulative to me, and I was in a spiral, I didn't know what to do. But now, you're describing yourself as retarded. You brought your wife into an expensive place and thought that you were gonna leave with something?

I did, because I didn't think she'd get access to it. She don't know these people. You didn't think a woman would find a way to buy something expensive? Son, we go in there, she's on fire. She's cracking jokes to all the sales associates. They're loving her. I'm like, I want my fucking watch. I talked to my guy, we've been talking.

Let's get this done. My wife is just fucking just, hey, we gotta get dinner, blah, blah, blah. Then he comes out with a watch box and it's the exact watch she wanted. And he's just, hey we gotta get dinner, blah, blah, blah. Then he comes out with a watch box and it's the exact watch she wanted. And he's like, I got you next time, buddy. And I was like, all right, well, here we go. So you didn't even get your watch?

I got nothing. I got the same shit I've been had. Wouldn't you rather watch your wife have sex with somebody while you sat in the corner and play video games? Wouldn't you rather that? Wouldn't you rather sit there in the corner and be like, one day I'll get a gold Daytona, hey, don't go too far. One day he's, I got got so hard.

It was unbelievable, I couldn't believe. Well I feel great about my vacation. Yeah, at least it worked for your wife. I would rather my wife drip period blood all over the fucking hotel than have a Rolex end up on her wrist when I didn't think about it, because now you don't even get the credit for the thoughtful act. Son, I wanted to get her one for Valentine's. That's what about it because now you don't even get the credit for the thoughtful act son

I wanted to get her one for Valentine's That's what I wanted because we don't really give a fuck about Christmas like that. Yeah. Yeah, obviously Yeah, but now I'm out all this money for a fucking Christmas gift Okay, can we just say say for one second if if y'all don't care about Christmas and I mean y'all yeah Yeah, then stop doing shit on Christmas. Yeah, treat that shit like a Wednesday Don't go to the Chinese restaurant. Don't do a Christmas Jewish show like you do care about Christmas You're missing out you want that your wife wants it admit that Christ is King. Yes Yes, so much about you! January 6th! January 6th! I'm wishing on me being a cuck

having a nice time! This guy gotta make it political! January 6th, MAGA Harbor! This is MAGA Harbor! I said we don't care that much about Christmas! You and you! I like what you did right there, but y'all love Christmas! Christmas is wonderful! We just do get your wife for Christmas.

Christmas is wonderful. We just don't do much for it. Now we do. Yeah, you do. Everybody, everybody does. This is how it starts. Now, what'd you get your wife for Christmas? Nothing.

Oh, you're a piece of shit. We don't do that. We just go, hey, let's just fly to Florida. Yeah, I bet that. And now we get Christmas gifts. This manipulative motherfucker. I know, dude. That's a good idea.

That's what I wish I could be. That's a good idea. He's who I wish I could be. That's who I wish I could be. Christmas isn't about gifts. That's what you all need to realize. You just bought a gift for no reason. Can I say something? You know what's even crazier? Somehow we're about to buy a car.

I'm sure I'm not going to give a fuck about that car either. Staying home cost me so much money. I could have saved more going to fucking his vacation than staying in New York for my cold ass vacation. Yeah, that's probably true. Damn. It was the coldest winter we've had. Y'all missed the coldest fucking.

That was a bad idea. If you can't get out of the city for the- You need to. Yeah, lesson learned. God told me. Yeah. Maybe it was Christ, I don't know. He said, you celebrating Christmas?

You spending money? You could be cold as fuck? You're gonna get sick. All of it. What'd he say? He said, God single told me. Ooh. He didn't say God's told him.

He said God. Yeah, because God is one. God is, don't you have a lot of them? Yeah, but it's told him. He said God. God is one. Don't you have a lot of them? Yeah, but it's all, we've done this. They're all one. How does that do, Doug? The Brahma. OK, sounds like you're on our team.

OK, we were first. We were first. You cough up anything? I got our bag and then also the trip. Where'd you guys go? Cancun. You spent more than me. No, I got a discount.

Probably got me. So you guys went to Cancun? Yeah. With the family? Yeah. Did you like it? I loved it. Anything horrible happened?

You know, I was a little difficult at times. Did your mom fight with what they fight about? He needs this. No, no, no. In Spanish, right? Give me something bad. No, no, no, no. I want to know difficult at times. Did your mom fight with what they fight about? He needs this. No, no, no. In Spanish, right? Oh. Give me something bad. I want to know about bad things. It's not that bad.

She's just very particular. And when she gets to drink center, she gets very Puerto Rican. What is she doing? Does she start saying what your girl's not doing for you? No. My girl and my mom get along wonderfully. It's always me that she gets along. It's you and both of them.

Yeah, that sounds horrible. This sounds horrible. They teamed up against you. Yeah, they'll speak Spanish like talking shit about me. And I'm like, I'm catching every third word, people. Yeah, I see it. It don't sound good. So nothing bad?

Nah, it was a wonderful trip. I'm sorry. This guy sucks. I want to say something bad, but it was fucking amazing. Like we ended the trip on a boat, like we're all drunk. We're fucking singing karaoke and shit. It was phenomenal. You see Al Thurst trapping the whole time, just posting shirtless pics.

Yeah, day one and two before he started eating bread. All that pics was day one. Oh, this is how badly I need you to bring up his Instagram. This how badly I knew he wanted to show off his ads. He posted a picture with him and his girl, put an emoji over her face. Yeah, cause I don't want people to see it. And you want them to see what?

What? Nah, we're on vacation. I want to share the vacation moment. Yo, stop it. Just say you wanted them to see your abs, bro. Yo, you want to share the vacation? Take a picture of the beach. Yeah. What you mean?

What do you mean, what I mean? Bring up the picture. Why are you playing so stupid right now? I didn't post it. You're just not on the feed. I only got permission for the story. You're with the boys. Can you just be honest?

You worked really hard. You got fucking lean. The abs looked incredible. Yeah, he was working. But stop with this. I wanted to just say you wanted to show off the abs and you didn't want to be a douchebag and only show your abs. Yeah, the abs looked incredible. Yeah, he was working. But stop with this, I wanted to just say you wanted to show off the abs and you didn't want to be a douchebag and only show your abs.

Yeah, I got a screenshot. Oh, let's go, Mario, let's go, Mario! Send that, send that, send that, Mario! Hater, that's what I'm talking about, hater! How do you screenshot? I got it in the text, you do. Let's go. There's some motherfuckers, bro.

Thank you, bro. Yo, technology's a marvelous thing, ain't it? Oh, let's go. I thought I knew I was, I screen-tried it, I was like, damn, I hope I have it. And then I remembered we were gonna talk about it. And then I made it like, mad far and shit. So I did this one.

Oh, this is far. Oh, yeah, yeah. You are fantastic. I wanna show my mom, bro. Why do you wanna show your mom? Your mom looked like she lost weight too, respectfully. Now she has. Respectfully.

Why she got that flap over the heavies though? Why is she trying to hide? Oh, yo, you didn't go to the gym. I don't know, I ain't control it. I can't control it. It's hard. I know he's showing on mom's feet. It is hard.

I know he's supposed to fuck out right now. You posted the dogs. Why did you post it? You put the dogs up. Respectfully? Respectfully, go down there. Count the toes. Count the toes.

I didn't mean to. I'm going to get my mom to the gym. I'm going to get my mom to the gym. I'm going to get my mom to the gym. I'm going to get my mom to the gym. I'm going to get my mom to the gym. I'm going to get my mom to the gym. I'm going to get my mom to the gym. I'm going to get my mom to the gym. I'm going to get my mom to the gym. I'm going to get my mom to the gym. Go down there count the toes We thought that's a go respect me yeah, isn't that like a cultural

What I say, what I said your mom is holding brush No for real that sorry was working overtime Love my mom out over here protecting his mom. That is crazy Yo, yo, I feel mad uncomfortable. Why? Because you know it's true? Because you know it's true deep down, you can't acknowledge it. I need to apologize. Ain't that what you cucks say in WTF? Aren't you terrified? What was all the gay shit you were saying earlier?

What was the gay stuff we were saying? I don't know, I'm gay? Yeah. Anyway. Don't look at my mom's feet, yo. I'd rather you look at her titties. I can't. I see them.

Crop them out. Did you post that picture? You posted your mom's feet. I can't help it that my brain caught it and made it a pedicure. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo.

That's crazy, that's crazy. It's no disrespect, but the feet were matching the dress and the bathing suit or whatever that was. And it looked great. And you looked tall, which is another thing. You did look great. I don't know what filter that is. You look about five.

Is that picture out? You do. No lifts. Fuck you. Bro, you got sandals with lifts. You did, I saw I don't know what filtered out of you. You look about five. You can't pick you out. You can't do. No lifts, fuck you. Bro, you got sandals with lifts. You did, I saw. I saw. I was barefoot. You got the platform crocs.

I saw you walking around. That's hard to make, bro. That's crazy. We had a wonderful trip, man. It was great. Dog loves the beach now. So now we gotta go to the beach more. Nobody care about that.

Whether your dog enjoys the beach. I care, dog. She's so adorable. Fuck that. Fuck that. Did you fly with your dog? You said it was a service animal? Yeah, all the time.

Really? And does anyone ever check you for that? No. She got all the shots. She's good. Black privilege. I got checked for it. Now when you're on the beach,

your mom wearing open-toed sandals, what's going on? No, with all due respect. With all due respect. With all due respect. All this is with all due respect. No, no, no, because you put them out there for the world. Sting Bayless is fucking bitches.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let's not do that. Okay, hypothetically, if your mom worked at Fox Sports 1, hypothetically, hypothetically, hypothetically, with all due respect. Foxy sports form, bro. It's like how much is Skip throwing down? That's what I'm just saying. How much is Skip throwing down?

I don't know about the 1.5 but she's cool for a cool male. That is weird. The 1.5 is odd. Can I ask you just this one question? Initial offer. What an odd initial offer. It's like take a joke. Like none of y'all worth 1.5. Yeah.

Do you know what I mean? There's no girl on the planet worth 1.5. But the.5 throws me off. Sam Mill, why you gotta account for inflation? Can I be honest with you? You know what I mean? Well, it's taxable. Can I just be honest with you?

True. And it's horrible that if something happened to this girl and she was experiencing sexual harassment or workplaces or whatever. That's bad. That's bad and you shouldn't do this fucked up. But you're not worth 1.5, like that is the joke. You have to look yourself in the mirror and be like,

is my pussy worth 1.5? Like you're getting paid 60 grand a year to put blush on Skip Bayless. You don't get 1.5 to suck him down while he's wearing Jordan 11s. You know what I mean? Like, that's not how, like, 1.5 is sarcasm. 1.5 is like-

This is a different girl. This is Joy Taylor. No, shout out Joy. Shout out Joy. That was- I didn't know which one, bro. Yeah, 1.5? Now we know your taste.

I know. He was like, huh, let me find out 1.5. I'm trying to see the digits, man. You know what I'm trying to find out. Nah, shout out Joy. Wait, what's the girl's name? Nah, buddy. Faraji or something. Sheen Fadaji. Skip, shout out, Joy. Wait, what's the girl's name? Nah, buddy. Faraji or something.

Sheen Faraji. Skip, he's fucking up the market, bro. Wait, can you not offer somebody money for sex? Like, is that, I mean that sincerely. Is that an illegal thing? That's an interesting question. Yo, you are. Deadass, I'm being deadass.

Like, is prostitution legal? No, no, no, no, no. Prostitution is accepting payment for sex. Offering. I don't think you can offer it. Pretty sure soliciting is also a crime. Matter of fact, my middle school principal, vice principal got arrested

for an undercover prostitution sting. He was soliciting. I mean, he wasn't the pot, he wasn't the whore. But it doesn't need to happen. The transaction of goods needs to happen. If I asked to buy weed from you, right? And you're like setting me up, you're the cops. Unless I give you the money, there's nothing illegal happen.

I can say I want $1.5 million of weed. You can be like, all right, bet. But unless I give you that money, it's not illegal. I think that's correct. Solicitation. Solicitation, I think. Yeah, that's what I'm reading. But it is easier if the money exchanges hands in.

So I got zen on my, I can't waste the zen. Yeah, so many. What am I gonna waste the zen on? There's so many, bro. Yo, shout out, we need some, listen, we need one of these brands to give us some money. I'm saying this right now. We don't know what it does to y'all. Okay, so just take that with a grain of salt We are not promoting this. We're all gonna be in the hospital one day. Yeah I'll come to the hospital. Yes. What do you do? I smoke it Not bad

I got diarrhea for three days It's okay. Vitamin C gave you the best. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna do it. I'm sure it's not that bad. I've been smoking in my mouth for 30 seconds, got diarrhea for three days. So it can't be that bad. Vitamin C can be diarrhea.

Vitamin C can be diarrhea. It might be vitamin C. That's all I'm saying. We need some bread if we're doing this every single time in the pocket, but we don't promote it. And we're not responsible for anything that happens. Back to Feet.

Can I be honest with you? I feel like at a certain age, if you've already had children, sexual harassment should be viewed in a different way. I'm listening. Whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no. Like your mother had two beautiful kids.

She's lived this amazing life. She's. His mom. Why? His mother had two kids, right? Yes. No, no, I'm saying like, She's lived this amazing life. She's his mom. She had a wife. His mother had two kids, right? No, I'm saying like so the fact that she's still in shape enough to look beautiful on the beach in Cancun. The fact that her feet are the toes are all.

Son, you're stuck with the feet, bro. No, I'm saying. I see where you get it from. Be honest with you. Remember Al, you say I'm nice feedback. Can I be honest with you? I don't say I'm nice feedback. How you say I'm nice feedback. Let me see it again. Let me see it again. I don't even know if Al's feet were in that picture. No, because they're not as cute anymore.

I don't even know. Mom's still got it though. I'll do respect. So what I'm saying. I don't know how this feels right now. He's got his mom's feet. It's not about you. It's like, I think your mom would really appreciate

that she went to get the pedicure. She did all that work. She got in shape for Christmas, right? Yes, but y'all look at feet sexually. So now you can't even... Not always. Sometimes I just admire the beauty. You guys don't even... You'll think a girl is ugly if she has bad feet.

You think she's hot if she has good feet. Were you looking at my mom's tits platonically? I wasn't looking. I was just... Why'd you hug from behind though? Why did you hug from behind? Why did you hug from behind? That was crazy, sir. You know what was crazy? This was crazy, sir. I think your mom would be flattered if she heard us talk about her feet. Al said your mom got medicine balls. Hold on for course, Trang. Your mom would be flattered if she heard us talking about her feet. Al said your mom got medicine balls. Yo.

Al said your mom got medicine balls. Hold on for core strength. No, that's fucked up, Al. That's disrespectful. She had the orange ones, the extra heavy. Oh, the 10s? The 10s? Hell yeah, dude. The kilos? Now we can't start 2025 and Trump's America like this. We gotta have more respect for the elders.

Also, guys, tour dates. Your boy's back at it. I think I'm gonna call this your generational triumph tour. We're gonna get all that sorted out. But Tampa, we added a sixth show. That has sold out. I don't know if we're gonna add a seventh. Sacramento, Tampa's this week by the way. Sacramento, January 23rd and 25th.

We had five shows, sold that out, added a sixth show, sold that out, added a seventh Saturday at four o'clock. Buy your fucking tickets, they're already sold out and this show is weeks away. Des Moines, Iowa. I haven't even looked to see how many tickets we sold because who the fuck cares about Des Moines.

But while I'm going to be there, you might as well come to a show. I don't ever plan on coming back. So January 31st through February 1st, be fucking there. And Braya, California. These tickets are almost sold out as well. So hurry up and buy those at the Improv.

We added a bunch more dates on the website. go to Akash Singh dot-com for tickets we're still gonna be adding more but let's go generational triumph I love y'all thank you. Got out to your mom I think she's beautiful and she had two kids and once you have kids I feel like sexual harassment if you come back from kids it's like all of that you need to fill you need to fill women who've had kids with sexual harassment or else they'll feel like shit. So your wife should be filled with sexual harassment? Yo, I don't think you thought this through.

On some levels. I don't think you'd say that. On some levels. I think you painted him into a corner. On some levels. I think you painted him into a bitch. I look at my wife got her body back after having a kid, I'm like, god damn you, okay, shit.

Like I don't even think it's thirst trapping anymore. I think it's like a marathon Proposition to her you'd be like this. That's what's up. Thank you Five we gotta have a combo One point five Risk in my life going to Saudi Arabia to do comedy shows when we could get one point five. Yeah, but now you can't do that skip Come on, Skip. Anyway.

He said this guy's crazy. I feel like you should be able to offer without getting fired. Bro, why? He did this to her. He's the boss. You know, he started getting in shape around about the time she started working there.

Seems like. This is like the definition of me too. Like what is this? Is that me too? He's her boss. But if the amount. So if she turns it down, she can feel like, oh I'm gonna get fired.

He said shit like, you're not gonna, if you make this like tough, you're not gonna be on this network as much. No, no, that is where it's, you can't threaten someone's job. Like I looked at that, like you cannot do, you know, withhold anything from them. You can't do any of that.

You're not trying to take anything away, you're just trying to offer. Exactly, like hey, you're gonna get this 1.5, but you still got to do my lip liner. You still got to come to work. You can't get this one, but like it's going to be installments. It's going to be one of them, like when you win the lottery. But you get the weekly payout. That's a lump sum up front, dog. But what if that's not, then you get 1.2.

Put it in escrow. Worth it. I'm just saying, like, I think we have to, in Trump's America in 2025, I think we have to, you know, we have to loosen the reins a little bit about what it means. You know how, remember when they tried to say that we couldn't drink a large Coca-Cola in New York? Yeah. Yeah. That's how I feel about sexual harassment.

Oh. Wait, what? Some of these girls need two liters. Yeah. You know what I mean? Some of these girls need two leaders. You know what I mean? Some of these girls need two. If Al respectfully, with all due respect, no. Or on Instagram, we should be able to comment on that. Two leaders.

You can't tell me the leaders of... Mom, why'd you stretch so much? You put our feet up, dog. What you think is gonna happen? I didn't put your feet up. I did it because you were thirst-driving. And you put your mom's feet on the internet, bro. You put your mom's feet on the internet. What you think happened? I didn't put your feet up, I did it because you were thirst-driving.

And you put your mom's feet on the internet, bro. You put your mom's feet on the internet. Yeah, I was looking at Hell's Body. Yeah, there we go. Like I think that the sexual harassment can be framed, not in terms of sex, but in terms of like, wow, like for your age, you look amazing. Wow, for having a child and you got your body back,

that's amazing. I don't think any woman would take that the wrong way. Yeah, that's a compliment. you got your body back, that's amazing. I don't think any woman would take that the wrong way. Wow, you do makeup, but you could make 1.5 million burying your face into my crotch. That seems a little different than the other two examples. It's slightly different, but I see where you're going. Why is that so different?

That's the cash. You can't do cash, but what if you bought her like a Rolex or something? Then I think, then you're just married. Then it's just permissible. Can I be honest with you? You think I got head off of that Rolex? You gotta get something, bro.

That is another thing that we need to discuss. Yeah. What our expectations are with gifts and what our wives' expectations are with gifts. True. Cause go on. The distance between gift and fight is getting real. It's crazy.

It's crazy. You don't buy it, you don't buy your time no more through and the rate of gift has gotten higher higher with no extension on fight hmm oh oh what the fuck is fine you married yeah yeah I'll live in a like you don't argue no I'll gosh area in his relationship you got his wife's

face covered all Free your wife Put some feet burkas on your mom for you act like this now I know now I'm a cover feet Yeah fucking predators She isn't she is more than of age. Yeah. What do you mean by that? That sounds crazy. She is more than of age.

I love you. I love you. I'm sorry for them. I'm really sorry for them. Hey, Mrs. Media, I apologize. I hope you can't get this compliment. Shout out, Mrs. Media. You are absolutely beautiful.

Your soul is beautiful. That's enough. Mm. For soul. By soul, I meant. Yeah, with soul. Yeah. That was good.

That was good. All right, you guys. You do have your mom's feet, though. See, when you butted me up, when you butted me up, now I want to know. Now I'm so cute. Yeah. Because that's workplace harassment.

Do you ever think he's seen his dad's feet when they were walking out the door? Yo! Jesus! That's too far. Yo! That's workplace harassment. Do you ever think he's seen his dad's feet when they were walking out the door? Yo! Jesus! That's too far, that's too far. Yo, how many zens you got in right now, bro? That's too far, guys. That's a double pay zit.

That's too far. That's too far. That's too far. That's too far. I'm trying to be your new daddy, you know what I mean? Yo, stop! What's he doing? That's crazy.

Bringing up trauma. I wouldn't do that. You don't need to do that. I'm trying to be Russell Wilson. I would never do that. No, no, no, Bringing up trauma. I wouldn't do that. You don't need to do that. I'm trying to be Russell Wilson. I would never do that. No, no, no, no. I would never do that.

No, no, no, no. I would never. Oh, that was good. Come on, come on, come on. This is 2025 and we're being kind. We're being loving. We're supporting one another. I'm sorry.

Hey, mom, you're getting a Rolex soon. You know what's fucked up? Yeah, you might. You know what's fucked up though? That guy has got to agree to sell the Rolex,. You know, yeah, you might. You know what's fucked up? That guy has got to agree to sell the Rolex. Yes. Yeah. So he really got her. Oh, he got her the Rolex. Showtime.

Don't do that. No, like that's like if you got it for retail, it's really that guy gave your wife a Rolex. Yeah. I will let a man buy your wife a Rolex. That's great. And you paid the tax. That guy got twice here. Yo, what's this guy's name, yo? No, I shout him out right now trying to buy your wife a moon like that and you paid the tax. I've got twice here, I think. Yo, what's this guy's name, yo? Nah, shout him out right now, trying to buy your wife gifts for Christmas.

Hey Scott, you ain't shit, dude. How dare you? You let a cracker? Oh. He's a devil. He's a Jew? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scott?

He might not be Jewish, he might just work in jewelry. I think, yeah. Yeah. That's hilarious. If he ain't Indian, what is that right there is hilarious. If he ain't Indian, what the fuck else could he be? That's a good point, that's a good point. That's a fucking great point, god damn it.

Anyway, shout out to vacation. Vacation is fucking phenomenal. I want us all to go out there to St. Barts one of these days, man. That was a grown fun, that was grown folks fun. That's how Charlemagne put it. Charlemagne popped over and he came and hung out with us the day and...

How was Jerry Jones? Oh, that was crazy. You know, Charlamagne is the biggest Cowboys fan in the fucking world. And we go to this place, La Garete, I know that you were gonna suffer through this. And I'm like, yo, it's gonna be a fun little day party. And he hears party and he's like,

it's gonna be the club, but I wanna come kick in, I wanna, but at the same time, he's like, bro, I only need 30 minutes or an hour there. I'm like, I think you're gonna like it. He's like, man, I get out of those places quick. 10, 15, 20 minutes, we're in, we're vibing. And he's like, oh shit, this ain't a party. He goes, this is for grown folks.

And the bangers are going, we look over the table, and Jerry Jones is at the table. Jerry Jones is only the Dallas Cowboys. Last week of the regular season, he could be doing his job as GM. Of course not, he partying with the family at St. Barts. So Dove sees Jerry Jones go to the bathroom, and Dove follows him to the bathroom,

and on the way back starts chopping him up. Charlotte got no clue. When he comes back to the bathroom, he comes up to the table. Keep in mind, the whole place knows it's fucking Jerry Jones, right? He comes up to the table, says, "'What the whole place knows it's fucking Jerry Jones. Right? He comes up to the table, says, what's up Charlemagne?

Charlemagne's in his ear. What the dump do to him in a bathhouse? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Jerry's about that action. I'm waiting for one of these cases to pop up. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Yassi, come on, come on, come on. Yassi, why are y'all suffering in silence, ladies?

You hate the cowboys. That's right. Why are y'all suffering in silence? You can't just do him. Can we have any fun? Jerry, we're sorry, Jerry. Jerry, you're a good man. He's not looking at people's feet, okay?

You just had a bad season, that's all. Looking is looking. I can't look. Jerry liked to party though. Because we offered him a shot and he was like, I should... Alright, give me the shot. Immediately threw it back. Anyway, that was a cool moment to see them. should. All right, give me the shot. Needed to throw back. Anyway, that was a cool moment to see them.

He called me to fucking put me through misery. That's funny. He called me this man. I was excited. I thought he had great news. And he sends me the video. I'm like, fuck this guy. Poison the water. Fuck that guy. So anyway, it was fun. Yeah. Has that always been a New Year's spot for celebrity and rich people? It's the it is fun, yeah. Has that always been a New Year spot for celebrities and rich people?

It is. It is. So basically, St. Barthes' Island in the Caribbean. Not anymore. I'm about to ruin it right now. I'm just letting y'all know. It's like the old money starts seeing him come and he's like, oh, fuck, we need a new spot.

I mean, that's why Jerry left. He's like, there's a black guy at the table. No, he's like, there's a black guy at the table? Does he play? He thought he was a runaway. He said, what are you. No, he's like, there's a black guy at the table? Does he play? He thought he was running. He said, what are you doing here?

We're both not supposed to be here. No, and so basically it's this island of the Caribbean. There's no people indigenous to the island. And by that, they're probably killed off a long time. And, but it's like the only island in all of the Caribbean we're supposed to believe that just people aren't there. Every little island got communities of people, except this one.

I think the Swedish had it, then the French took it over. So the French just made the south of France in the Caribbean, so they got a place to go in the winter, because it's too cold to go to the south of St. Tropez or whatever the fuck in the south. So the whole shit is France. Everybody speaks French, it's French as fuck, and it's just vibes.

It's like all these billionaire motherfuckers pulling their boats up and they're just having like a flex off with their fucking $100 million yachts. Jerry's is 300 million. So his is there, the Walton's boat, they own Walmart and shit, the Fritida's boat, like every billionaire. Whose boat were you on?

We stayed in a house there. And then like you go out to the boat for like a party or something like that. Oh, okay, okay. And yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. Damn. Yeah, the boats got helicopters laying on it.

It's some crazy shit. But yeah, there's other things like, boats are fucking dumb, I'll be honest with you. I've been saying this. Like boats are fucking stupid. I've been saying this. Owning one, but not being on it. Being on it's kind of fun, but like you gotta take a little bit, Boats are fucking dumb, I'll be honest with you. I've been saying this. Boats are fucking stupid. I've been saying this. Owning one, but not being on it.

Being on it's kind of fun, but you gotta take a little bit, then you're on this boat, if you wanna get off the boat, you gotta ask somebody, they gotta call a boat, then it's just a fucking, I'm a city guy, I wanna be able to walk somewhere, I wanna be able to move on my own. I was being on a beach looking at the water.

I like that. It's great. That's fire. But yeah, it was fun hanging and it was grownups. It's like the ages are like, the men are like 40 to 70 and the women are like 18 to like 20. He he he he he he he. Perfect, perfect. Ratio is going crazy.

Yeah, yeah. Gotta figure it out. So it was like they figured it out. Gotta figure it out. There's not a single fat person. Like when you see a fat person, you're like, oh shit. Like you point them out. Like your whole group points them out.

And say a picture of them. You do. Like you think that they're gonna be on like the sand going like. Arr, arr. Yeah. But like the ageing, the age was. And how do these young girls,

like how do they have all that money? Everybody's flying. There's not a single girl that pays to be there. Really? You don't say. Not a single one. Not a single girl that pays to be there. Really? You don't say. Not a single one. Wow. Not a single girl.

Kerry Jones probably brought all of them on his fucking yacht. Well, yeah. They get brought out there and they're there for a reason. And there's no lawsuits for Fox Sports 1 about it. No, no, no. Everybody there knows the deal. Oh, really? It's like that in your face with it?

I'm a married man. I wouldn't know anything about that. But I don't know their relations. I don't know what they do. I know there's a lot of link trees in the bios. I know that. Maybe they got shows coming up. Probably that. Yeah, they got tickets. They're selling tickets. In Chicago. In Rosemont. No, no, there was a lot of OnlyFans presents.

All right, guys, let's talk about some sports, man. I mean, like, you know, NFL's decided. Playoffs are starting next week. Very excited? Very hyped. This is the best. Is it everything that you thought it would be? Yeah, dude, and even like week 18,

which normally sucks, like the 12 o'clock games, like the seeding was getting decided and like one of the divisions and it was all, there was like, I have a multi-view on my NFL Sunday ticket and literally every game had playoff implications and they were all coming down to the final drive, it was crazy. Oh, it was incredible. It was awesome, yeah.

But the matchups are set now, I'm very excited. The one thing I fear is that the Eagles look really good. Like they won, I think two out of the last three without Jalen Hurts out their quarterback. I mean, three's huge. Yeah, and so they're the number two seed. They seem to have an easy path, but like, I'm hoping honestly, Bills, Lions, or Vikings.

That'd be so fun. Because any one of those fan bases is just dying for a Super Bowl and had so much shitty luck, and I think that'd be awesome. Wow, the Vikings, that good? The Vikings look, so kind of the, Minnesota historically is good as a football team, and then something happens at the end

and they get fucked over. Like, I remember one year, there were 15-1, fucking best team in the league and then their best kicker in the league missed like a 25 yarder to go to the Super Bowl. This is just like a thing that happens. But if they can make it past that, that'd be so, so good. How cool that Mayfield has had a resurgence, huh? Mayfield is so good. His teammates love him.

Like everybody saw him as like this cotton kid. You always say he got moxie. He's got moxie. I love him. Him and Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow got moxie. He's got moxie. I love him. Him and Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow got moxie too. I hate that he didn't make it to the playoffs. This is the one thing I wish. Yeah. But other than that, dude, this is going to be fun.

Kansas City could through. Yeah, it's cool because people kind of wrote him off. Dude, he was on the bench for the Rams for like an entire year. Then he went to the Panthers, didn't really play. Then he came to I think he just got humbled, came to Tampa, apparently like made it a point to get cool with everybody on the offense. They all loved him, they all rode for him,

and then now he's like their guy. Okay, so give me your picks, what do we got? We got games right here. I know, I know, so the Packers and the Eagles, I would love for the Packers to win, but their best wide receiver got hurt in the last week of the season. So we're going to Eagles.

And their quarterback is banged up. What do you think of the wild card games? That's one wild card. The other wild card is Vikings and where they play? In the Rams. I think the Vikings got it. People are kind of riding them off because they got their ass kicked last week.

I don't think that's gonna happen. Commanders and Bucks, I think the commanders could do it. I love Tampa, I love all that. I just don't think they're good enough. David and I disagree on this. And then AFC, I think the Bills will beat the Broncos. I think the Chargers will beat the Texans. And I think the Ravens will beat the Steelers.

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the whole time. We got my baby baptized, became a follower of Christ, no longer pagan. Yeah. Thank God. Getting saved. Getting saved. Thank God. It was great. I talked to an exorcist, Yeah, so getting saved. Getting saved. Thank God. It was great. I talked to an exorcist, just chatting with him. Where did you meet him? He was my mom's friend.

Oh, that makes sense, because they get rid of the demons that are. What do you think I just saw? They put demons in? I don't know, I thought the exorcist was the girl that went down the stairs backwards. No, no, no. That's the demon.

That's the demon. That's the demon, yeah, exactly. Wow, that movie's totally different now that I think about it. Right? No, he's an exorcist. Well, that movie is totally different now that I think about it. No, he's an exorcist. Well, he's not seglet exorcist. He accompanies the exorcist. He's a cop in New York City. Just like a proper Italian. He wrote a book that became a movie, Deliver Us From Evil. It has Olivia Munn in it. It ended up doing really good.

And he would go to these people's houses and he would get the demons out. Is that movie about Olivia Munn? Deliver Us from Evil? Which one is Olivia Munn? The forehead. I like a big forehead. I like a big forehead. Oh, that's somebody's wife. But she's famous. She's famous. She's beautiful. Yeah, you don't think that girl's beautiful? I don't think she is. Would you say that's a big four? I feel like that's a- I actually was thinking of somebody else. Jesus. Yeah, who were you thinking of?

I don't know, some other Asian bitch. Thinking of me? That's the thing, there's a couple of them that kind of look like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I was thinking of the other one. And who was it? Who was the other one? I don't know.

Because there's a couple of that version of person. Damn. I don't know who you're thinking of. I know the difference between her and Ali Wong and fucking the lady in China. He don't know the fucking difference. Oh, he don't. Yeah, I know. Who's the other one we're thinking of?

Oh, that's foul. No, that's John Legend's wife. Don't do that. Cool. I'm just trying to jog his memory. You have to say it out loud. I'm trying to jog Al's memory. What's John, Chrissy Teigen.

Yeah. Yeah, beautiful. But yeah, no, there was no demon. Why you laughing over there, bro? You know, what are you doing? Is that who you're thinking? These are wives, people. Respectful. Well, gawk at their feet.

The rule I have is if you are famous, then you're involved. If you're one of these people that's like hidden, you're out of it. Then I don't like to talk. That's my rule. But if you're a Kardashian, then that's like hidden, you're out of it, then I don't like to talk about it. That's my rule. But if you're a Kardashian, then like, hey, this is the game. Okay, I respect that.

Anyway, I pulled it to his house. Yeah. And we did a pod. And he was just blowing my mind. Demons are real, apparently. Really? Oh wait, is this your mom's friend? Cause like she, like hires him for his services every once in a while?

No, no, but we should though. Everyone should get their house blessed. Get him blessed. He's like ghosts, demons, aliens, demons. He said Northeast Covenant Demons. This is where he was. He was in the Four-Five in Brooklyn. Wait, the Four-Five is famous. Didn't they do like a documentary about that? Seven-Five.

Not Seven-Five. But no, he was out there. He was just exercising demons. He's also just a real Italian. So he was just in there like, yo, fucking the the name of Jesus Christ get the fuck out of this lady Like he was just like I'm like so he said that sometimes you would do these exorcisms And they would start speaking in different languages start speaking in tongues. Yeah, they start speaking languages. They don't even know How do we know it's a language? Well, this was crazy is that he would record him and he's like, yeah I went over to my fucking deli after the exorcism brought up to the guy was like, you know what this fucking crazy is that he would record him and he's like yeah I went over to my fucking deli after the exorcism brought it up to the guy I was like you know

what this fucking language is and the guy was like no sir never heard it and he was like me neither this is fucking crazy so it's possible it's not even a language it's possible it's a dead language speaking in tongues dude possible it's just speaking in tongues I don't know but he's like one lady got possessed because there was like a ghost that was in her house and she was like a friendly ghost and then she possessed her body and they had to fucking hold her down. Well why you possessed that? That seems like a good time. No, mm-hmm. Starts off that way. They start off friendly and kind and then they get inside your brain and then they possess you. But if it's a friendly ghost isn't

it good vibes? That's what they want you to think bro. They're lying about it. They're like the devil's tricks. So all ghosts are bad? Not all. I asked about this. He said not all ghosts. He. Not all, I asked about this. He said, not all ghosts. He said, some ghosts are just kind of chilling. They're in limbo. But he said, some ghosts, they're demons. And you gotta ask him in the name of Jesus Christ, do you love Jesus Christ as Christ King?

And if they say no, demon. Well, I'm sure there's some people that say no, like Akash would say no to that. Yeah. Is he a demon? Say less. That's true. You can think.

You believe anything. I know. I was just demon? Say less. Ha ha ha ha. So then you can- You believe anything. I know. I was just gonna say it. I was just gonna say it. Anything. You believe anything. That's not gonna make it a great podcast. Every time he goes down there,

he believes it a little bit. Is there ever a time where you're like, man, this guy's full of shit? Pfft. If he says Jesus isn't king. Ha ha ha. Yeah, that's a telltale right there. No, but have you ever sat down,

like when we were sitting down with Billy, Billy Carson, like, I knew he was full of shit, but it's a fun full of shit there. No, but have you ever sat down, like when we were sitting down with Billy, Billy Carson, like I knew it was full of shit, but it's a fun full of shit. But this demon guy you believe? No, I mean, I've never seen a demon, so I don't know. But I do sit with him and he's fully convinced. I'm like, he's saying something. I don't know what he's saying.

I've never seen the tablets of Toth or whatever the fuck he keeps talking about. The Emerald Tablets. No one's seen them. They're their fabrication from the 20s. Yeah. No one's seen them. But if I did see the 20s. Yeah. No one's seen them. But if I did see them, I'd be like, these are the Emerald Tablets of Toast. I'm just saying, dude.

I texted Miles over the weekend. I said, Miles, I have great news. Telepathy is real. Wait, why is telepathy real? Miles, do you remember this whole conversation? Oh, I remember. I got deep into it. There's a number one podcast out right now.

It overtook Joe Rogan for a couple days. Oh my God. Truly. It's called the telepathy tapes. Apparently kids with non-verbal autism are telepathic. Does telepathic mean you can lift shit up? No, it's telekinesis. Telekinesis.

What's the cool one? Telekinesis. For your magneto. Yeah, it's telekinesis. Telekinesis. Telekinesis. Why can't they lift their tongue up and down and make some fucking sounds?

Why don't they do that? True. No, I'm on that shit too. I'm on that shit too. How about this? How about this guy? Why can't they lift their tongue up and down and make some fucking sounds? Why don't they do that? No, no see look this woman she went in apparently there was this researcher from Harvard Okay, and Johns Hopkins those doing research on autistic savantes. These are kids that know shit. That's crazy They're able to tell the words of pie or the letters of pie to fucking yeah 10,000 digits or whatever and so she's going in and everybody everybody facts like in that like I Know pie to 10,000 digits to yes 3.1 4 7 5 6 3 3 5 7 9 8 4 3 2 5 Cube you just go like this boom and then it's not solved

Not if you flash it I'm a solid Rubik's cubes since I'm nine years old. One of my favorite games is with Rubik's cubes, is go, yeah, I could do it. And then people are like, no way, it's really easy. And I build that up for ten minutes, and then I just go like that, and I don't solve it,

and I just waste ten minutes of some of the time. This is harder than I thought. So telepathy is, you could send messages to another person that also can't speak, I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer.

I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer.

I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not a believer. I'm not, so stupid, but I'm on board with this shit. Telepathy? Yeah, I'm on board. I need to bring these shoulder to you

because you look like the Kanye video with fuckers. You're such a fucking ho. Okay, go. So, look, I texted Miles weeks ago before this even was popping. Now it's the number one podcast in the world. Okay. I told Miles, I'm like the Simon Cowell,

I'm like Scooter Braun, just bullshit. Okay. I can just tell when something is about, people with retards are gonna love it, I'm like this is it. Okay, so how do you know that they're telling you something? Because they can't confirm what they're telling you. So these kids, nonverbal autism, right? They can type, they can spell.

They can write on an iPad, but they can't speak. There's a mind, body connection separation. So sometimes the mom will be like, yeah, I went to the store, I came home, and then my kid was like typing on the thing, oh, how was Walmart? And they're like, I didn't tell you I went to Walmart. I went there last minute just to go grab something.

Then my kid knew something about me in my brain that I never said. And then they start doing tests. So she goes over to this family, non-verbal autistic kid, and they do a series of tests, okay? It's like brawn in Game of Thrones, yo. Exactly. See, now it's starting to be real.

Just look at him find my iPhone or something? No, no, no one has found my iPhone. What about the bags from Walmart that she walks in the door with? She brings her own bags. She's trying to be eco-friendly. Let them get to the test. The test is where it gets even worse. What do you mean worse?

Just go. Random number generator, okay? The child can see through the mom's eyes. So the kid's in a different room. Nope. Keep going. The kid's separated by a partition, OK. And the mom is over here and she gets a random number generator

and she looks at the numbers, three digits. And the child types in the digits perfectly. No one says anything. She does this for like over like 20 different digits. Kid gets all of them correct. Do you have video of this? Yes. Miles has video. I paid money for this. You have to pay $10 to get the video.

I didn't pay. Miles did. Mark texted me like two weeks ago He goes, yo, I'm on some wacky shit right now and I was like, all right bet send it to me So you don't think it's possible that the kid can memorize a lot of numbers and then the mom goes, yeah We're gonna do this. It's even it is possible. It's interesting than You two guys are good Anything and you believe in him bro, like why can you trust this guy? Revealed this shit is gonna be so this is also your fault

He has an eight-hour flight to Hawaii and the episode eight episodes long you watches every one of them on the way there Thank you so much for not bringing this up over You are ready for it. I'll be honest. You were not ready. I don't think I'm ready now. I'd like to see the video I will listen to a few episodes. All right, this is were not ready. I don't even think I'm ready now. I'd like to see the video. You have the video? I listened to a few episodes, like, all right, this is all wacky, let me go look. I go on the website, you gotta pay $10 to get access to these testing videos.

That's not even all that. That's Scientology. Yeah, get out of here. It was a donation, I thought. Long story short, the videos, and we could play them, I, you'd have to. Go ahead, just go connect. Go connect, right, if it's all bullshit, you know?

It's funny, I wanna believe magic so bad, man. It's the blackest thing about you. I know. It's like this shit is real, guys. They bring a magician on this. They do another test. They put the girl... We need to bring a mentalist on this, Pied. Put the girl fully in a blindfold, okay? Fully in a blindfold. They hand her popsicles.

Popsicle sticks, all different colors. She holds it and she's able to place it in the correct pile, depending on the color. Just with the mom looking at her, fully blindfolded, can't see anything. Then she opens up a book, points to a word in the book, the kid knows it, types it in perfectly. The kid doesn't even speak English and knew the English word. These kids can't really type.

They have to have their parents in the room with them, touching them in some way, shape, or form. There is facilitated communication. That is a part of it. Yeah, they do have to touch each other, which is sort of a big problem. There's no double-blind study on this. It's very much like, have you ever seen a Ouija board

where you sort of touch it and then you all sort of lead that shit the right direction? Yeah, you believe that shit. Watch what you got here. So my mind can come and say I'd go like this. Just do a... Oh, yes. You think this one would lock?

No, I don't, I believe it all now. I'm already on board, she got the accent. Okay, what is it? Nine, zero don't. I believe it all now. I'm already on board. She got the accent. Okay, what is it? Nine, zero, zero. Guys. Hold on. The mom's always got to hold the little sign. He's looking in a mirror.

Look. It's not even just a mirror. It's the mom's... No, he looked in a mirror behind the screen. All right, Mark, this seems like some bullshit. Hold on, hold on, hold on. They put the partition away, touches the daughter, puts her hand on her forehead, also is holding the numbers or like

the little sign pad. Oh yeah, she's like a applying presser when she gets close to some shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's some bullshit. Pay $10 for that. Damn it, I wanted to believe it. Yeah, the only one I believe is Indians. I'll pay $10 for that. I just want to let you guys know that. Just to tell Mark he was wrong once again. That's worth it. That's worth it. I'd have paid $1,000 for that. Some of the kids need facilities on their medication.

I'd have bought him a fucking Rolex for that. He doesn't need it. He knows what time it is all the time. Isn't that crazy? So this became the biggest podcast in America. Yeah, for two days, truly. For a brief period. Celebrity tapes. And, for two days, truly. For a brief period, telepathy tapes. And Mark was on it, truly, 10 days before. I don't know, dude.

I don't know. I don't know necessarily if any of this is true, okay? It hasn't been verified. There are other studies, a Gansfeld study. There's also gonna be a season two, get excited. Coming out, it'll be coming out soon. And that one has telekinesis in it, some other crazy wacky shit that these parents believe.

They're up in the ante, huh? They're raising the stakes. These are the smartest words that I know that believe dumbass shit. Right. It doesn't make sense if you believe everything then you're right. It's almost high school and the worst part is there are commenters right now being like miles on his bullshit again. Fucking hate if I know one thing about the comments miles getting cooked right now.

So why are you getting cooked because people want to believe yeah, because I went on his pod and I was an asshole about, what was it? Reincarnation. Did you have this haircut? No, that you ain't shitting. Yes, I did have this exact haircut. And I got cooked for that.

It says goofy white people. I was like, yeah, what is that even? I just think these are parents that are invested in their child and want their child to be something awesome. And then they go, that's my kid. What about Al's past life regression? That's possible. Do you still believe in your past life regression? Even when I did it, 50% believe in it,

and 50% I think I was just hypnotized. Oh, are you hypnotizable? I guess so, that was the first time I tried. Like there's a certain amount of people that are, and then certain amount that are not. I mean, past life regression is a form of hypnosis. Hypnosis. Yeah, there you go.

So, yeah, I guess that's... Fuck. Yeah. Are you worried about that? Why? I don't know, like... You know, like... Who was you talking to?

No, I'm just saying, like, at any point in time, you know, something could happen that... You're straight. I don't know, they did all these studies. Apparently, this guy Rupert Sheldrake he did this study where people could tell where they're being stared at. Yeah. So like they like they just had a monitor and then they had a two-way glass or whatever and then they would have someone present in the room staring at them where they're not able to see and then someone not and the person was like yeah I'm able to tell above chance like with statistical

significance that I was being stared at. Telepathy? Well it's more just like a sense that people have and the person was like, yeah, I'm able to tell above chance, like with statistical significance that I was being stared at. That's telepathy? Well, it's more just like a sense that people have that's non-material. That's basically indicating that like, there's something that exists outside of like our localized consciousness.

What a great sense, a sense that's a non-material. So the term they're using is materialist, like a person who only believes in the matter of the world. That's what Miles is. Miles is a strict materialist. He doesn't believe in infrared light. He doesn't believe in anything. I believe in infrared.

What are you talking about? See, he's never seen us. Hey Miles, what's the difference between a joke and three dicks? Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Exactly. Your mom can't take a dick. You got it. You got it. That's very respectful. You're fucking up again. You really tried to get that right. Yeah, me. I did not.

You really tried to get it right. What's the difference between your mom and a joke? I'll never get this shit right. What's the difference? Let's go. Between three dicks and a joke. Correct. What?

Your mom can't take a joke. There you go. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. You can't take a dick to go. Damn. You don't believe in telepathy? I told Matt people about this podcast. I was like, this is very fun.

It's a good time to listen to. And I told like 10 people and seven of them were like, yeah, telepathy is real. That's happened to me. I do believe in telepathy. Ask some people about telepathy is real. That's happened to me. I do believe it. Ask some people about telepathy, bro. People will be believing it. Telepathy. I've had friends.

I don't really care about telepathy. I'm not that into it. Telekinesis is the one that's fire. That's sick. Yeah, I mean, it's definitely more cool. Have you seen those kids that do telekinesis on TikTok? No. Oh my goodness.

Oh, this is the best. Hold on. Let me jump on here. There are these kids on TikTok that are like, I'm practicing my telekinesis. And then they have a piece of tin foil, and they go, and the tin. Hold on, let me jump on here. There are these kids on TikTok that are like, I'm practicing my telekinesis. And then they have a piece of tin foil and they go... And the tin foil falls over and they're dead serious. There's another kid that's like a, he's an earth mover.

And so he goes to parking lots and finds leaves and makes them spin up. You know, like when happens to you. If you homeschool your kids, you get that. Yeah, yeah. You're like, send them to public school. Yeah, right. They won't believe shit.

This is crazy. Yeah. Isn't that what Tai Chi is a little bit though? Like you ever see those monks, they'll like use a finger and just your whole body falls over. You never seen that? Steven Seagal does that? I was gonna say, Steven Seagal.

But that's not Tai Chi. He's got great videos out there. When I met him, I felt a little of that. Bro, you were picking up his energy? No, like, well, like I took a picture, I dapped him up, and then I just, like I felt, I felt like a wave of energy. Oh, word. Your hand.

I believe in that a little. Nah, energy's real. Energy's real. Yeah, nah, the shit that all the weirdo girls with tattoos talk about. You think? Yeah. I don't think so. Nah, it is. Because wouldn't they use it to get Taiwan back?

Or can Taiwan fight with the same thing? Like, why isn't China using that to get Taiwan back? I'm not saying it's a weapon. Yeah. But it's a thing. But wouldn't... This is what humans do. You build something cool, then you make a weapon out of it.

Yeah, that is true. Will weaponize anything good? Well, maybe they have. Like, what is true. Will you weaponize anything good? Well, maybe they have. Like, what do girls do? They weaponize getting offered $1.5 million to get some suck on it. He's fucking up the market, bro. 1.5 is just a weird number.

It is weird because it feels real. One million feels like a joke. Would you suck a dick for a million dollars? If your boy goes, yo, would you suck a dick for $1.5 million? Yeah, you're asking me to suck your dick. What does that point five about? Right?

1.5 makes it feel like a real gesture. When there's no way that Skip Bayless is asking this makeup artist. Because you could get Victoria's Secret models for way less. There's like a billionaire prostitution ring, which is like a lot of these famous models are part of, and you just pay them, X them out, smash them out, they know the deal and it's done. So you really think that the makeup artist is getting $1.5 million?

Fuck no. I think he was gonna offer it, fuck, and then be like, yeah, I changed my mind. That I believe, that seems like Skip Payless. And then she gotta go to the news like, he said he was getting $1.5 million. They're gonna say, you believed it? Yeah.

Yo, that's actually a really interesting fucked up friend. 1.5 for some box is crazy. Nobody's paying that. Nobody's paying that. Do you think it started there? Was that initial offer? Or did it work out?

That was the initial offer apparently. No, no one was paying. Not for lives, pussy. What? What? Not for lives, like. For dead? Like 1.5 to smash some famous deceased?

Yo. That's different. Monroe? Yo, what's the Monroe? Monroe Doctrine? Marilyn Monroe? Oh, fuck it. Is this coming out in all of us?

Why do you seem so- No, like for real, so 1.5 for some deceased, some posthumous poom poom. Think about that, 1.5, but you get to dig down like Mary Todd Lincoln. Oh, no, no. Who you going after? 1.5. Yeah, Mary Todd Lincoln. I don't know. Well, let's look her up.

Marilyn makes more sense. Yeah, Marilyn makes more sense. What are some other historic giants? Cleopatra? Cleopatra, you wouldn't smash Cleopatra at one point. She probably mummified. Maryland makes more sense Cleopatra you want to smash clip patch on one pump. She probably mummified. I heard she wasn't that bad. No, they stay Wow Amazing feet Abraham Lincoln was for sure gay. For sure gay.

Damn son. His is gay. Your mans is gay yo. Your mans is gay. He better be gay. Son. That's crazy. That's not Mary Todd.

Come on bro. What? Come on Lady Bird Johnson. He was notoriously unattractive. Imagine your wife. Let's compare and contrast. Yo imagine your wife is so ugly you're like. I gotta free the slaves or something.

I can't be hanging around this bitch all day long. I mean poor woman. And she was a bitch. I mean poor woman. I mean poor woman. I mean poor woman. I mean poor woman. I mean poor woman. Let's compare and contrast. You know, imagine your wife is so ugly, you're like, I gotta free the slaves or something. But I can't be hanging around this bitch all day long. I mean, poor woman. And she was crazy. That's crazy.

Who's that right there? That's Lady Bird Johnson. That's Lyndon's wife. I don't think she's ugly. That was, she was seen as unattractive. But I think she's more attractive than Mary Tyler. Oh yeah. And LBJ had a, he had a piece on him.

Yeah, big dick. To show that shit to people. I think also she was just after Jackie. And it's a hard act to follow. It's a tough act to follow, yeah. And LBJ had a piece on him. Yeah, big dick. To show that shit to people. I think also she was just after Jackie. And it's a hard act to follow. It's a tough act to follow, yeah. But Jackie had the wonky eye people don't talk about. I think they were just far set. There was no HD back then.

You couldn't even see that. No, but she looked like a fluke. Like a fish. Yeah, one is here and the other one is here. Yeah, but I think she's beautiful. I don't know. No. She's a pretty girl, dude.

She's stunning. Come on, stop it. Look at that. I don't know. No, it's with too much. It's just the eyes, they're throwing me off. This is what I'm taking down in the past. Oh, whoa.

Who's that? Hedy Lamarr. This girl's a beast. She named, she invented freaking Wi-Fi. Isn't that crazy? No, she didn't. Yes, bro. She's the...

I know it started as playback or something like that for... They attributed her with having some contribution of modern-day Wi-Fi. Yeah, because she could watch playback of the film, of the scene that she had just acted in, right? Alright, she should have been... And then that ends up becoming Wi-Fi, but yeah, she's stunning. This is like Janet Jackson starting YouTube sort of convo. I should have been beautiful. And then that ends up becoming Wi-Fi, but yeah, she's stunning. Wow. This is like Janet Jackson starting YouTube sort of combo.

Oh, is that what it was? Well, Janet Jackson. So, Fee La Ren was supposed to be beautiful. Yes. Janet Jackson, like the boob controversy apparently is what inspired like a lot of online video players to be created to the watch style. Holy shit.

What's going on here? And this is no plastic surgery, no Photoshop, like even the pictures of them. Wait, show them the Sofila in picture. Yo, have you guys noticed when you were in, well, I mean, I can't, whatever, just like, have you guys noticed women's faces looking quite similar? Like plastic surgery has gotten really good

and fillers have gotten really good. Like women are objectively more beautiful, but I think they're more similar. They're all kind of looking like that Kardashian, whatever it is. Because they're doing the makeup the same. So they're all watching the same makeup tutorials. And so contouring the same way,

they're doing all the same. Oh, I thought it was a filler thing where they like constructing their faces. That's what I would think. I think it's, I think it's that too. Okay, so you add fillers to create similar, because there's probably one version of aesthetic beauty, and it's probably just having an even face, right?

That's probably what all the paintings that are beautiful look like, and symmetry is just what it is. So you're using the filler to create symmetry, then you're all watching the same makeup tutorials. So now your makeup is the same and your cheekbones, and sorry, your jawline and cheekbones are the same. So you just have this similar look.

So these are old styles with modern makeup. Who is that? I have no idea. Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it. And I think we spoke about this last part. Who's that bitch that she had a glow up now? Her face is great. Lindsay Lohan now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lindsay Lohan looks. Oh, she looks incredible. We talked about that on the podcast. Yeah, I know, last time, yeah. Lucy was a joy. Wow. I actually like no makeup. Yeah, I prefer pretty much everyone.

Well, there is makeup, it's just, this is modern makeup. I pretty much prefer. So it's basically, what would you look like now? She looks better on the right. I mean, Marilyn Monroe is just like... Stunning both, right? Proper piece. I'm pretty sure she left her husband. She was like married to a guy for like a year.

Yeah. Marilyn Monroe did? Charge it to the game though. Someone offered her 1.5 million dollars. She was out of there. Isn't that crazy? And then I think he like remarried, just lived like his regular life in like Cleveland or something.

Wow. And people are like, yo, you were tagging Marilyn Monroe? I was like, yo. you were tagging Marilyn Monroe. I was like, you know. What was like, I mean, that's, yeah, she's beautiful. We remember Marilyn Monroe as this kind of like famous slut, but she's beloved. You know, she's fucking married men.

She's like, she's out there, she's doing her thing. She's like throwing the ass around or whatever, skirts popping up with the wind. Was she scrutinized or did women have like so few public voices back in the day that there just wasn't that much scrutiny? Like now every female podcast would be like, oh who's this bitch fucking all the married men,

what a slut, how dare she? But there just weren't shows for chicks to complain. Or they'd be empowering, whatever, don't slut shame. But yeah, I don't even think, I think fucking married men, they don't count as the umbrella of slut shaming. I think most women, if you're out there like fucking married guys, they're like, nah, fuck you, like go fuck single dudes.

Yeah, fair enough, that's a good distinction. But back then, did they know that she was doing all that back then? That's the other thing I'm wondering. The media was so controlled back then. I don't think the three news channels are gonna be like, hey, guess who Marilyn Monroe is fucking? The president.

And there was more respect for politicians back then. Like you didn't expose their shit. So our idea of Marilyn Monroe now is she's like this hoe that's all empowered. But back in the day, she was just this beautiful pin-up girl. With Joe DiMaggio publicly, you didn't know what she's doing on the side.

And now I think I didn't watch the movie, but apparently the movie about her, it's like dark, but it kind of paints her in a simple sympathetic light. Like she got taken advantage of by a lot of guys, blah, blah, blah, whatever. And I think addicted to drugs, they like kind of fed the addiction, whatever. I don't know. I didn't watch. But now I think it's turning again where she's going to be painted as kind of a tragic figure. Interesting. I mean, it seems like she was scrutinized slightly in her time.

She was viewed as a commodity she wasn't easy to work with. She never knew her lines. Not the slut stuff, it seems like. That's more what I'm talking about. Like now she is, she's like beloved and emulated, like wearing her dress to the Golden Globes. I remember one year, Kim Kardashian, something like that. And like, you're wearing like an old whore's dress. But it's, this fits.

But isn't it, it's kind of, am I taking like a weird angle on this? I'm just. No, no, it makes sense. No, I think because she was already beloved before we found out this stuff, and then I think she died tragically, right? She died young so

Good life. Maybe we look at her a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah If you live a long life, you have tons of money and everything worked out for you. We go fuck you bitch Why are you having sex always married dudes and breaking up their homes? Yeah, if you die tragically, you're like she lived hard Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah Also corner this random comment I found on Reddit, seems like she was seen as classy and elegant on screen. She was also funny on screen. She was like comedic, she was a comedic relief sometimes.

Oh, really? In shows and movies, yeah. God bless. So she went from pinups to like a starlet, where people were like, oh no, she's like the epitome of elegance. And there was also probably so few famous people, like they're making way less movies,

so the famous people of the time were probably revered. Oh, absolutely. Regardless of their behavior. Now there's so many little micro celebrities, you know what I mean? I could recognize walking on the street. Nobody gives a fuck outside of like those people, you know what I mean? No one cares.

Back then it's like 10 celebrities. That's it. And I love them. Yeah, so telekinesute is real, turns out. Fuck off. All right, guys, take a break for a second. I got to talk to you guys about Odoo. Okay.

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Yeah. How do you guys feel about that? One, it seems to have leaked. Oh, he didn't leak it himself. No, it wasn't his account that posted it. Do you think it was an organized leak? Knowing him, it could be, because he's done that in the past. But at the same time, it's like he wasn't exactly catching the beat the whole time, and he's just reading off his phone.

It seemed like he was like, hey, I just wrote this verse. I'm going to send it to somebody to check it out and tell me what you think about it. That's what it seems like, because in the video he's just like, oh, you know, like it looked like, okay, ready, go. That type of shit? I mean, that's a smart way to put it out because if people don't fuck with it,

then you get to be like, I didn't even put that shit out. You all, we're not even done with it. And if it blows up, it's basically like creating the lowest expectations so you can over-deliver. Yeah. Interesting, keep going. And yeah, like to take shots at Braun, it's, I don't know. Like you have him tatted on you. Yeah. Best friends for Madlong. You pretty much their careers were coming up around the same time and they both were number one for the longest. And so it's not clear disses. It's hard to really say that this is a bronze dis.

Okay, let's assume it is. Okay. Just because the name is a song. Fighting Irish. Fighting Irish. But then again, if he doesn't name the song, how do we know that it is? It's shrouded in enough mystery

where I feel like Drake can protect his relationship if he wants. But it seems like there's some maybe bars thrown in that direction. I think a smart strategic move like, all right, let's get away from this Kendrick thing. We'll go towards an even bigger figure, which is LeBron, and low key, I think there's sympathy.

Like I felt sympathetic, because if that's your boy, you got his fucking jersey tatted on your arm, you're homies forever, and he shows up to this other guy who I don't even know if you're close to him like that. He shows up to the show, he's rapping all the words, he's cosigning the fuck out of it. I would feel, I'd probably feel hurt. I'd probably feel like one of my friends let me down.

It's more justified than all the other shit. And also, if he is alleging certain things, it's like, yo, we did work together, we did fuck shit, like, and you're out here, why you acting like I don't know things? Like, it does seem, like, if I'm, if they're as close as the media has portrayed it, and maybe they have even portrayed it.

They have portrayed it, I mean, look at his fucking arm. Exactly, if they're that close, and you were doing that to my op, I would feel away. Oh yeah. Right? Yeah. And I think you justified. And this is his best received,

seems like his most well-received song since the battle. Yeah. This is the one that people are like, oh, maybe he's back to rapping, whatever. I do think the way LeBron distanced himself, something happened. Cause when Drake lost, and I brought this up on the call, when Drake lost the push a tee battle,

LeBron brought him on the shop, did like a whole PR piece essentially. So he's working with him. Like a 20 minute, you're my man, you can't possibly disappoint me, protect your piece, blah, blah, blah. I got you, I'm holding you down. Now this battle, LeBron is kind of making it a point

to let you know who's side he's on. So if something happened, I don't know what it was, but I don't think it was just, I don't think it was just LeBron is kind of making it a point to let you know who side he's on. So if something happened, I don't know what it was, but I don't think it was just, I don't think it was just LeBron switching up. Cause wasn't Drake pulling up to Bronnie's games when he was in high school? Yeah, I think so. Like that doesn't really help Drake.

I feel like if anything, that helps build the stock of Bronnie. Yeah. So you invest in the family and then all LeBron has to do is not go to the concert. It's a very easy thing to not go to. Oh no, he's rapping the words if you like that. He's going to the concert. He's with Steph Curry.

Steph at the Olympics is like, they're playing the song, not like us. And Steph is like, I'm so sick of this song. Is it the only fucking song in the world? And LeBron is like, I love it. I think LeBron is making it a point to let everybody know he's not riding for this guy. So why is that? That's what I think's I'm happy.

Because I don't see LeBron as like a flipping guy. He's someone that knows the power of teamwork and reputation of relationships. All of LeBron's old teammates seem, not all, most of them seem to really still like him. He's beloved and respected. Kevin loves him, gasses him, loves him, like, he's incredible. Even guys that don't play on his team, like still be cool with him. He's beloved and respected. There's people that... Kevin loves, he'll gasses him, loves him, like, he's incredible, yeah.

Even guys that don't play on his team, like, they'll defend him with this fervor. Yeah. You know, like, nah, he's the guy, how dare you talk about him like, Usain Lebron's not as good as this guy, he's the best still in the league. I think it was Kevin Garnett went on like a spirited tirade

defending Lebron. And they were rivals. Yeah. They were heated rivals. Maybe it was a business deal. This one's hard. This one's hard. This one's hard because that battle was just such a fun thing for everybody in rap.

Yeah. And it was like, even if I'm a Drake fan and I still was loving some of Kendrick's songs. So it's like you get swept up in that whole shit. Plus he's Mr. LA. You're Mr. Lakers, Showtime. Yeah. You're in the city. You're in it. Oh wow. People don't, yeah, we're outside. L.A. You're Mr. Lakers, Showtime. Yeah. You're in the city. You're in it.

Oh, wow. People don't... Yeah, we're outside. Yeah, L.A. is crazy. If you're in L.A. during that time, and everybody is just riding super high, the whole city is congealed around this one dude. Yeah, you want to be at the concert,

the biggest concert of fucking the year. But what has he done in support of Drake since? Again, think about... Dog, what is it? Addedon, Story of Addie Dawn? When that came out, that was insane to us. We had never seen any shit like that. You are hiding a child.

That was crazy. And he made it, at the time, we all felt like, oh, Drake wasn't saving his son and protecting his son. He's hiding this child. He's ashamed of this child. LeBron brings him on. Let me help you out. I got you, let's flip this whole thing.

He hasn't done anything for Drake, it seems. But I mean, what is, what can he do? Son, swap along to Family Matters. Or he'll put up videos of himself rapping. Or don't go to the pop out. Sometimes not going is, or not being part of something, not supporting something is the greatest support for the opposition. I think that's what 21 did. They asked him, you're from Atlanta, and you work with Drake, what do you think of this whole beef?

And I think he was just like, yeah, I make music. I'm just enjoying it, I just make music. He basically just kind of stepped out, from my knowledge. So LeBron could have done the same thing, and it seems like he had a reason not to. You brought it up, and I didn't actually think as much of it at the time, but when he was rapping all the words like that at the game,

you were like, LeBron never knows the words. That's like the worst. Yeah. And I didn't think about it at the time. that at the game, you were like, Lebron never knows the words. That's like the way. And I didn't think about it at the time. I said, nah, he's whatever. He just likes a song, because I didn't understand, I guess, the weight of what was coming. But even at that point, he's making everybody know,

making sure everybody knows, I know this fucking song. I got all the words right on this. And then it just kept going. And this is one of those peculiar things, because I could see where there are other musicians that aren't as popular as Drake. They wanna see the top guy fall. It's a very natural human instinct.

There's a person who's got the crown, you wanna see that crown get knocked off, and then after it gets knocked off, you're like, okay, man, put the crown back on, but everybody wants to see someone bleed. That 300 scene, you know, where the Persian guy gets that little cut, and it's like, okay, we just want to see that it's possible.

So I understand that from definitely other musicians and just like kind of maybe fans of music, definitely Kendrick fans, even West Coast fans, and maybe there's probably some Drake haters, right? I get that. But LeBron is bigger than Drake. Yeah. Like, at least in my estimation. Globally, yeah. I would say he's a big... So now I know it gets tricky because music travels in a different way than basketball, but LeBron is more wealthy than Drake.

You could argue more powerful than Drake. I don't see a reason to be envious of Drake and wanting to see the crown fall off. I could see that from people beneath him. When you're beneath somebody, you wanna see somebody go down. That's a pretty normal human instinct. But when you're above somebody, you shouldn't have that same feeling. Like anybody who I've beefed with growing,

coming up in comedy, once I like pass them, my like animosity towards them melted away. Like even if you treated me like shit on the way up, like once I got past, I was like, all right, whatever. You're a bitter guy, but it's fine. I can't fathom why. And I think we would have to just Axe Braun because it's like, if he, imagine if he's just looking at it

like, yo, this is sport and I enjoyed the battle. So now he's not looking at it like I'm sliding the other guy I'm just enjoying. I thought about that. There is one little issue about this. The whole song is calling your man a pedophile. So now you look at two things, it's like, if he's a pedophile, why were you kicking with him

the whole time? No, I don't think he's a pedophile, of course, but it's different than like, fuck you, I'm a better rapper than you, fuck you, you're fat, or you get your abs done, or what other shit. The pedophile thing is different. And just reinforcing and supporting that narrative in any way feels a little bit separate than sport.

Doug, I made it known, I'm a big Kendrick fan, I love the battle. He did a shit that I saw at Schultz. I'm not going to the concert. It's not just not happening. We can't go to a Kendrick concert. I mean, we gonna going to go together. Yeah.

And boo in solidarity. And he knows I'll go. Until he puts on a fire song. That's what I'm saying. I'm going to still watch the Super Bowl halftime show. That's what I'm saying. But I imagine I don't add anything to him. Y'all just see me at the concert, fucking rapping along to that line.

Exactly. When he says that song, I'm whatever. Got you. Don't let no white community, I'm screaming that shit, dancing, I'm like, no, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. fucking rapping along to that line. Exactly. When he says that song, I'm whatever. Gotcha. Don't let no white community, I'm screaming that shit, dancing along, you be like, what the fuck is going on? Who is your number one artist, Leser? Kendrick.

No, not this year, though. We gotta check, we gotta check. This year. This song came out in late November. I got no responsibility for that, UK. December 1, he not number one. Who decided on that? I get what you're saying.

It's like if you're rocking with somebody, you're going to rock with them all the way. That's my brother. You're my brother. And LeBron and Drake were brothers as far as we knew. They said that. They're like, dude, go back and watch that fucking bar shop shit. Charlamagne gets a bar from Drake where I think Drake is critical of Charlamagne. Do you remember that? Yeah. Like I'm not blasting that song. I'm not posting on social media.

I'm not rapping those words because it's like, you know, you're taking a shot at my boy. Like, you know. Back to back, we were kind of saying, just send bottles to Charlamagne. No, but that's it. It was not a good thing. Was that a good thing?

I thought he'd pass it up. Yeah, that was a good thing. I thought it was like, yeah, I thought that was like, whatever. This is Charlamagne's in hip hop history. I saw that as a win for Charlamagne. But even then, if Drake calls Charlamagne a pedophile, we're not going to the Drake concert.

We're not. I'm not going regardless. Or we're going to dress as children. Yeah. Yeah, and we can try to fuck him. So Al's regular outfit. You know what that's really? There were other lines in the song though,

that stuck out when he says he was in the Hamptons getting cults They stuck out He said close enough he wasn't sure if it was stuck or stuck Let's go let it slide. I hope you're in the wide for that because the look that Al gives Akash when he said that I'm just letting If there's ever a diss song about you, Al show enough to like, go

go I'll go to that fucking content. He said Stuck Out, he thought he was Scott Free and he just goes Stuck Out, he thought he was Scott Free, and he just goes, Stuck Out. And I come up there, I was going, I said Stuck Out. I'll be crip walking on stage all night. I said, fuck that shit.

No, but you were saying, yeah. Yeah, fuck you. But the line about going to the Hamptons and giving people cold shoulders, and that was indicative of Wayne, little Wayne was at that same party, the Michael Rubin All White party. And he was like, the only person who said hi to me here was Gorilla.

So I think they have beef. So it's like Drake is kind of pointing out how everybody is against him right now in this song. Even Wayne? I think Wayne. I think that's a line. So at what point is it you, dog? At JLo. Because Wayne didn't. At what point is it you, dawg? At JLo.

Cause Wayne didn't. At what point is it you, dawg? Wayne didn't really come to his back. Like, he didn't really do anything for other than the D. I totally get that. At what point is it you? What the fuck, man? God.

You said he didn't really come in his back or something. He didn't come in his back, bro, come on. Maybe I'm horny, bro. I am. Maybe I'm horny. He's been a kid for a long time. He didn't get to his bag bro. He didn't get to his shit. What were you thinking about?

I don't know. You almost struck the landing on that one. Ah miles! Miles! I was thinking that joke and then he saw it in my head. How the fuck did you do that? That's how you get all the good jokes down there. I was thinking that joke and then he saw it in my So there's part of me that's like, yeah, all these people don't like you, fuck you.

Not fuck you like me fucking, so all these people don't like you, so they're like, yo, fuck you. There's another part of me that's like, and we know this from comedy, like there are people who are your friends, and there are people who are your friends because things are working out.

Yeah, of course, absolutely. And the second you look weak or something like that, there are people celebrating that. Absolutely. So, I wonder if these are industry friends. Sure. That Drake maybe thought that, since they had some number one songs together,

that he maybe took them on tour, or he had perceived that he was helping them, these guys might have perceived like, you know, I'm putting this guy from Canada who's half white over. Without me, he's not legit. I'm doing him the favor. Like everybody thinks that they're the one helping.

Everyone, very rarely do people, especially in this like narcissistic business, go, I'm put on by these people. You know what I mean? Like, it's very rare. No, I do think that there are a lot of people who were only friends with Drake because he was on top and they thought

they could get something out of him. I think it's happening with more than that. No, no, I agree, I agree there's more, but I guess just the point I'm trying to make is like, every time I see an Instagram post where it's like Drake was the number one artist in hip hop from 2000. 10 years straight or 11 years straight. Yeah, like 15 years, something insane.

I started going, wow, there's a lot of other rappers that are working really hard and they wanted to have the number one album that year and they wanted to be the most viewed or the most listened to and they're not and they've been doing that the entirety of their career. Some rappers careers blossomed and fell off during Drake's reign.

Yeah. So despite them being nice and friendly and still wanting a feature, they're also like, man, fuck that dude. Think about that, think about it. Think about comedians that were like, man, I'd love to open you, open for you, but then also shit on you.

Open you, open you. Open you. Open you. Open you. Open you. You got just a man down, why you keep... Because I'm still salty. Because he's fucking out.

I'm taking it out on me. I also fucking, we're in this together, salty. I'm taking it out on me. I also fuck up words. We're in this together, bro. I'm your boy here. I'm the Hoffs, actually. Fuck these perfect-speaking motherfuckers. Kramer Nazi, regular Nazi. That was good.

They called you a Nazi just in case you missed it. So maybe it isn't people flipping on them. It's like maybe this is people showing their true colors. Like if you hate on somebody when they're down, this is what Charlamagne said, is like if there's anybody that agree, like when this whole Kendrick thing was going down, he was like, listen, keep note.

If there's anybody who supports this, if anybody who likes posts, there's anybody who comments in support of what's going on, keep in mind, they've been hating the whole time. They've been dapping you up at comedy clubs, asking to open for you on tour, saying they're happy for you, and the second this shit happens, if they like it,

they was hating the whole time. So keep note, and then just cut those motherfuckers out. I saw who was liking posts. I'm dapping. I'm shuffling. I'm shuffling. We all saw. I'm dapping. We all saw. We all have some fun though. We all have some fun though. We all have some fun though. I got a list, I got a was liking posts. I'm sweet shot. We all saw. We all saw. We all saw.

We all had some fun though. I got a list. I got a list like Andrew Downs. We got a op list. 50 got my op list. 50 got my op list. You know, we went over it the other day. It's fine.

It's fine. Anyway. 50 got to watch out. He might be on my list. What happened? He stole his corner. He took his shots at me with the... That was love, dude.

I know, that was fire. That was love. That's fire. I hope you get this. 50 the fucking man. They tried to get 50. I know. he might be on my list. What happened? He stole his corner. He took his shots at me with the... That was love, dude. I know, that was fire. That was love, I was like, that's fire. I hope he gets fired.

50 to fucking man, they tried to make fun of his Las Vegas thing. He handled that perfectly. He immediately, the next show is on stage, sold out, going, they saying, I'm supposed to not dance like this, I'm not Chris Brown, I'm not a slut. So we'll kind of show you the thing you coming for.

We gonna do this. Yeah. All of this. Fucking love it. One counterpoint. Go, go this. All day. Fuckin' love it. One counterpoint. Yeah, go, go, go, go. Joe Rogan has been on top of the game for a decade, whatever. I'm sure there are comedians who are jealous,

who are whatever, but there are also comedians who will ride for Joe. They don't fucking cares, a lot of those guys. Joe helped them out, Joe put us on. We'll ride for Joe, I don't give a fuck. That doesn't seem to be happening nearly as much. Because you haven't seen this happen to Joe. Yeah.

I mean, he had the N-word thing. Well, the difference is that the media is coming for him. That the collectivist mainstream media is going against our guy. And so everyone rallies. If it's like another person, then people choose sides. And also, he's never lost the people. He's had the media criticize him,

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Yo, you just have to take the L. He was like people fell for the gimmick the Kendrick gimmicks Oh, yeah, like just take the L like yeah, the Kendrick gimmicks. Oh yeah. Like, just take the L. Yeah, you both use gimmicks. Yeah, like stop it. So I'm talking about the gimmicks, and people already off the pedophile shit, bro. It's like, this is Trump's America, bro. Like Trudeau's done, like it's all good.

I don't see how it connects, but I like that, though. I like that a lot. That's just what you say. Yes. When you don't have a point, you just say this is Trump's America. You got to weave. You got to weave.

Weave, exactly. Things are different now. You think that Skip Bayless is going to jail for offering you just say this is Trump's America. You got to weave. You got to weave. Exactly. Things are different now. You think that Skip Bayless is going to jail for offering $1.5 million to Trump's America. If Kamala was president, they'd probably hang him in Times Square. But with Trump, he's going to get that in blood. He's going to get $3 million from that little massage artist. What does she do?

Hairstyles? Whatever she is. Skip don't need a fucking hairstylist. That's why I believe it. The fact that she gets to go to work every day and do nothing and she's upset. Nah, Trump needs to put a tariff on foreign box because that American had American groomed box. He said that perfect.

Dang it. He said that perfect. There wasn't a single stutter or hiccup in that. You had that shit lined up. No H1B visa for a sex worker. For a little sex worker. Al's wife is not even from this country. He said, he said, Trump needed a point of tariff on food.

Everybody need to pay for this shit, not just me. Everybody need to pay. Tell me, Jeff, Espanol. That's what we got, we got a Barcelona brand. No, hold on, hold on, I'll make your point. I wanna hear this one. I like this, I'm with you. I'm with you.

No, because the price is too high. Yeah, the price too high for what? For American made homegrown box. But what about Joy Taylor? You saying the price is too high for her? Yeah. She's sleeping with everybody. Shout out Joy Taylor.

Why can't she fuck these dudes? That's another thing. I don't know how much she was getting. But also, real quick, real quick. They're saying that she fucked her way to the top. Right, I think that's the allegation from this hatin' ass massage artist or whatever her name is. What is she?

Hairstyle. Whatever. Okay, so the hairstyle's hater. Why are you even bringing up Joy Taylor? Like, why are you even talking about her name? This got nothing to do with you. If you're being sexually harassed, right? Talk about your sexual harassment.

Why are you? No, but she said that she opened up to Joy and Joy was like, forget about it. This is the call you're here. Don't say a fucking word. So you can't even give good advice to your coworkers? You asked me for advice.

I told you, forget about it. See what I mean? If I'm Joy Taylor and I'm fucking my way to the top and this girl gets $1.5 million just from fucking. For not fucking. Joy Taylor got to fuck and then come to work. This massage artist is going to. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly she got to fuck incredibly famous,

successful, talented people in her field. Oh my Lord. Oh my God. Like imagine you dedicate your life to sports and media and you are around talented, successful people in sports and media that you also find attractive. You will not have sex with them. What do you think about this part, though? She told the hairstylist if something. He's thinking he's looking in your head.

He's in your head right now. He already knows what you're going to say. Go, go, go, go, go, go. If they try to fire her, then she's gonna say, oh, that executive right there. That's what's called a joke. This massage stylist don't know a single thing about jokes, clearly. That's a joke.

She's using me too as a joke like funny podcasters. She's involved in media. This girl's amazing. Tell me you don't want to have someone like that in the office. Yeah, that's a morale hire. For sure's amazing. Tell me you don't wanna have someone like that in the office. Yeah, that's a morale hire, for sure. Right. Just get the vibe up.

Talented, beautiful, likes dicks. A little expensive. No, no, no, she's not expensive. She gonna work for it. Oh yeah. I guess what I'm saying is you can't fuck people, then after fucking them, you build a relationship and they're like, holy shit, not only can she fuck,

she's like really talented, she should go on all these shows. Hmm. I don't understand what's wrong every restaurant that you work in everybody in the restaurant fucks Mm-hmm every single restaurant everyone in the restaurant fucks every business everyone fucks We don't hire we got one woman here and the what's the rule mmm, it's two million That's smart just price it out. It's two million and it's going up every year. If we get the Zen deal, that shit going up to five. No, but I'm just saying like people that work together can't have sex. Like what world do we live in where you're gonna spend 60 hours a week with somebody that you share the same passions and goals with,

you're both attractive, you're former athletes, you've got testosterone coursing through the veins, Shayna Sharp not supposed to mop that up? Mm. Apparently, he didn't, though. Apparently, Skip Bayless got jealous because he thought hairstylist was fucking Shannon. And that is, I think, where the animosity started between Skip and Shannon.

Remember, Skip just started taking shots at Shannon for no reason. I said Shannon was smashing Joy, I thought. Joy, maybe, but not hairstylist. I'm not talking about the massage therapist. I'm talking about Joy. There's also the best content ever also when they were going back and forth. So in a way, she contributed to the show. How can you not hire this?

Like, Joy, if they fire you, you're hired. Wait, where is she going to sit? Why would you even ask this question? Yeah, well, see? Are you a bullshit? Are you faithful, ass motherfucker? This is what? You unfaithful.

Is she going to say Dove's Church? Is she going to say over there? Is she going to say no? No, sir. He's not going to bring it up. Why is she going to sitve's Church? Is she gonna say over there? Is she gonna say no? He's like, yo, where you going? Oh, shit! What, no! Mark wanted cheap, bro.

His wife recovered, he already thinking about pussy. This guy's crazy, what? No, I don't need that, I don't need that. Nah, I'm trying to learn to love the things so he can flirt with bitches. Yeah! I'm just trying to, you see? I see that, son.

No, no, no, give me his end. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is a little bit, this is a little, I mean, am I off on this? Like, you cannot use it as a form, okay. Technically you're off, but your logic is fine. Okay, using it as a form of power, wrong. You can't Weinstein that shit, right?

There's no Weinstein. We're not doing Weinstein over here. We're not saying if you don't do this, you're not gonna get that. You can't do that. But two people at work hooking up with no leverage, use of leverage at all, I don't think should be wrong. I get that.

You gotta discuss with HR. You gotta tell HR about it. I'm supposed to tell it. Yo, I'm trying to fuck. Yes. Yo, by the way, I'm trying to fuck Janice, yo. That's the only way? No, you and Janice both gotta go to HR and be like, hey, we're- Okay, so Skip should have been like, yo, HR, I'm about to offer a 1.5. That's why it's wrong. That's why it's wrong, you fuck.

I don't get it. I don't understand. I don't understand. Yo, it's good we don't got no women here. I'm sure, it's good. It's good. I would never offer. You could just continue not understanding

because you'll never have that problem. I would never offer. He's too cheap. No, I've never hooked up with someone I work with. Deadass. Why not? Because that shit is fucking- I think that's cat.

Boom, bro. I think that's cat. Hold on, have I? I'm trying to think. I don't think I have. I'm sure at the pizza place- You work for yourself since you were 22. At the pizza place you fuck-

No, my friend Alessandro's older sister used to sit on my hard fucking prepubescent dick. At the pizza place. At the pizza place. I was like 13 or 12 and my dick would get so hard and I'd throw that shit up on my belly and she would just sit on that shit and grind up on it. And she was like 17. Spun the pizzas on it? I would, bro.

Dead ass I could do that. Dead ass I could do that. It was crazy. I don't think I've ever had erections like that since. Wow. He's in his sauce ladle. But for real, for real. So that was her doing something consensual with me. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. And you want him walking like this, you put his dick over your shoulder. And you carry it like you got back from a hunt or something.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm. Yeah. I'm just saying. And you put his dick over your shoulder. And you carry it like you got back from a hunt or something. I hope.

Like it's a pickaxe. Yeah. Bro, come on, man. I don't see the issue. You also worked in your parents' dance studio for a while. Yeah, I didn't fuck any of that. So that is the problem with working in a family business. You're not supposed to be in a family business, bro.

Who else was supposed to know? Fuck. Like for real, just me, my mom, dad, and Greg all sitting around like, well yeah, they fucking, what are we? My family. So hire somebody, can y'all hire out? Can you hire someone else besides a Schultz in here, please?

You went from that to working for yourself, bro. Yeah. Yeah, that's not good. You didn't have the opp. But if you did, you had to go to HR. You had to disclose it with them. But I can't go there unless she's willing to do it. Yes. You could just be bragging. That's my point. You could just be bragging. I don't be bragging. I don't get it. I truly don't get it.

But I see his point because how are you going to bring her there if you can't even talk to her about it? You and I got to talk to HR about something that you don't know about. Exactly. The second you talk to her, it's wrong. The second you offer the massage psychiatrist something, it's wrong. So you gotta be like, hey, meet me in the HR office. And then when you get in there, be like, yo, so what in the HR office. And then when you get in there, be like, yo, so what you doing lately? Oh my God.

And now you just thrust this upon her. Like, I feel like that's even worse than hugging her from behind. Right? Big hug. I mean, I'm being 100% serious here. If you're using his leverage wrong, if you're saying if you don't do this, you're fired wrong.

I don't think if you have a relationship with somebody and then you realize that they're talented, that you can't give them another job. I don't think that's wrong at all. Why is that wrong? So I'm supposed to keep you down despite your talent, just because you give me head a lot. That seems like sexism the other way, doesn't it?

Yeah, because then she's just sucking dick for nothing. She's sucking dick for nothing. But her sucking dick and her being good at her job have nothing to do with each other. Virtually nothing. Yeah. No one thought Joy Taylor fucked her way to the top before this bombshell report came out. That's because we didn't watch FX1.

I have no idea if she's good at her job or not. That is true. Damn. I have no clue. Damn. Have you done research? No, no. I wish there was more research out there to be honest. No, but you gotta you gotta watch women talk about sports in order to know if she's good. Yeah. And I feel like that's too big a risk. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's a good point.

I felt like an unnecessary jab. She's probably good at it. I don't know why I even said that. Take it back. I take it back. That was sexist. Yeah, doing necessary jabs. Doing necessary jabs?

Yeah. Oh man. That's not in Trump's America. You pussy, this is crazy. I feel a little bit. I feel a little bit, especially now talking to you guys, I don't know what to think because you, I'm so peculiar, it's like, I'm truly like baffled, like I don't understand what you think is appropriate or inappropriate. I don't get it, I truly don't get it.

To defend Schultz in 1990, 20% of people met their significant other through work. If Miles is trying to fuck somebody. David, watch out David! It's obviously Mark. Watch out! I'm Mary, come on bro. I wouldn't do that. That's why you wouldn't. Maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe I'm wrong. Nah, you are definitely wrong. We can, you are definitely wrong. Am I wrong? I said the power thing is bad. Can't do it. Power just fucking is fine. I feel like that's the majority of how people feel. If you're on the same level. What girl wants a fucking guy on the same level? I think the issue with her is she's-

Don't think they're attracted to more level. I think she's basically fucking dudes that she knows can give her the job that she wants exclusively. That's disgusting her is she's... Don't they, they're like attracted to, you know, more love. I think she's basically fucking dudes that she knows can give her the jobs that she wants exclusively. That's disgusting. And she's married. That's disgusting. Also, that she's married.

She's married. Yeah, so hairdresser, hair therapist, would be with her like before they got full-time jobs there and then Joy would just be there with like the executive vice president of FS1 while she's married and they're clearly, there's a vibe going on and every time this guy's showing up and then she gets the jobs that probably

could have gone to more qualified people. Cause she didn't have much experience and they were looking for a woman with a lot of sports experience, experience in TV at least. And she didn't really have much of that. Yeah, but we don't know for a fact that the other people that they were looking at.

I just feel bad for these women that are talented and not able to fuck the people that share their passions. It was crazy. If I had a pussy, I'd sleep my way to the top. Yeah, big fucking surprise there. Who didn't think you would? So why can we blame them for that? It's also, you're not even sleeping your way to the top,

you're sleeping with people you admire and you share the same passions. Say again? If you had a pussy, would you sleep your way to the top? Nah, sleeping with people you admire and you share the same passions. Say again? If you had a pussy, would you sleep your way to the top? Nah, she's gay. She's super gay. And we only blame the men, this is actually better, we only blame the men.

He thinking about it. Now we blaming the women too. He thinking about it. I mean, who's on top, that's another question. Who's the top of the network? Is it Tom Brady? No, yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's Mark Zuckerberg now,

you could probably try to fuck a way to top now. No, just whoever's the head of NBC. Little fuck boy Mark Zuckerberg, if it's more Zuckerberg now, you probably try to fuck Little fuck boy Mark Zuckerberg Like this motherfucker. Yeah The rebrand is amazing. We gotta talk to whoever his publicist is we talked to Zuckerberg's was it publicist that would do that? Rebrand I guess yeah, it's almost like he had the black girl glow up, but Be careful with those jokes right there, dude. Be careful with those jokes. We wouldn't want the internet to go crazy.

Rappers would lose their mind. Look at this little stud. He just put Dana White on his board of executives or something. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Over a minute. Look at that. Bradley Cooper. That's Bradley Cooper.

Handsome, Doug. Oh, that's amazing. Dude, the 180 he's done from that fucking picture with the sunscreen to now, insane rebrand. No, we gotta figure that out. That sunscreen picture, I think, changed a lot for him. I think he went home after that vacation, was like, I gotta, who am I?

Yeah. He looked himself in the mirror and was like, I don't even recognize myself. And he's got all the data, too. He's on meta, like, god damn, this was shared a trillion times. A trillion? He's talking his data and they're like, yo, this is going wild right now. They're cooking your ass.

Look at that. He looks cool as fuck, dude. Look at the fuckboy shirts. He's got the crazy watch collection now. Do you know what the shirt means? It's like basically all in on Zuck or nothing. What language? Latin. Latina. Remember when I told you I spoke fluent Latin? You believe me? No, I never believed that. This motherfucker believes anything.

This motherfucker believes anything. I told him I was part lizard when we first met. I slightly believed that. You said I had a cold. He said I get cold. I get cold blood that goes through my hand. My whole family's had it. Maybe we're part lizard.

I said, maybe? No, his mom told him Lizards are real in people, for sure they were. It's not Lizards, it's serpents. It's serpents, of Lucifer. Yeah, she wouldn't know about the serpents. Come on. It's so funny.

I'm sorry, with all due respect. Bro, what is it? With all due respect, I'm sorry, yo. That's crazy, bro. With all due respect right there. That was fucking nuts. That was crazy. That was nuts. I don't even know what I did right there. That was crazy. Blacked out.

Yo, that was, that's crazy. So you felt that and you're just stoked even know what I did right there. Blacked out. So you felt that and you just Yeah. Why did I do that? Why did I do that bro? Come on, put your shoulders down. That was a demon coming out of him. Can we flip Akash's shirt to the couch bro? Cause this shit is

riding us. I think it's still on the hanger right now. I think it's on the hanger right now. Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha! Oh god. You just built bad bro. It's not even him bro. What is it bro? You look like Brooke Shields.

It's your little power suit. Look at you. Oh man. Come on get these. You didn't even want to wear this outfit. We made him change. We wrote it so. We had Zuckerberg to I'm a duck. We brought him some. We had Zuckerberg to come here and teach you how to dress, brother. That's true.

God damn. All right, all right, all right, all right. In all seriousness. Yes. So he has some Latin gay shit on his shirt. All right, what else? Oh, we done with Zucker? No, we're not done.

I'm just saying, like, what else is going on? Y'all seen Squid Games? No, you keep saying it was good. That shit was fire. Did you watch it? No. I'm shocked you didn't watch it. Most people I know said it wasn't good.

I was enjoying my vacation. So, here's the thing. There's a trans storyline in this season, okay? So, immediately when there's trans in anything, I think we're like a little bit sensitive to the DEI forced shit. Like when we were growing up, every cartoon was diverse. Like when Mulan came out, I wasn't like, oh, here comes the Asian thing.

Captain Planet? Captain Planet, like I was like, oh, every race got to be... But now because of DEI rhetoric, when we see it, and because Hollywood trying to force it down, like, oh, let's have black Superman or let's have woman Super whatever the fuck it is. I think we're very sensitive to it. So there's a certain part of the internet that if there's a trans in anything, they're like, oh, fuck this, this is bullshit. So I think a lot of the Twitter rhetoric about it

was like, this is bad just because. But they didn't watch it because if you watch it, they actually treat the trans story in the most real I've ever seen. Like there's an old lady on the show who's just looking at the trans the whole time, like, what the fuck is that? So there's even a point where like,

the trans character is badass and like earns the respect and there's one of the younger girls on the show that like sees her after the trans character tells her story and she goes, well, I think you're beautiful. And this is the moment where like Hollywood just be like, because it's one on the inside that counts. The little girl character goes, I think you're beautiful. And the old lady character goes, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you. I can't see it yet. But I think you're cool. Yeah. Like it was like, they actually had a real reaction

to a trans person in the world. Like, you prove that you're a good person and you're kind and like, you're dealing with your shit, that's cool, but I'm not gonna sit here and lie and be like, yo, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. You know, it was like, I thought it was the trans shit handled the best in any like major piece of content that I've seen.

And the story's just amazing, and the guy who directs this shit, his ability to build tension and keep you on the edge of your seat and continuing leveling up and leveling up, it's like, every actor is incredible. Is it just the same shit? They go through all the same games? They do, it's very creative.

It's very creative how they get you back into the game. It doesn't feel forced and it's amazing. And I will say this, the dubbing now, remember when dubbing used to be like, their mouths were still moving, even though you couldn't hear some shit. They got dubbing down. I watch it in English. Like I watched with English, not subtitles, dub. And I don't notice a difference now. Like it's, they figured out dubbing.

I don't know if they're using AI to move the mouth or something like that, but like, you could tell it's a little off, but what I did is I started with the Korean, and then once I kind of understood what the characters were, I go to English, and it's just easier to watch, right? Because sometimes you're looking at your phone, you're looking at someone else, when your subtitles on you got a fucking stare and read the whole time

I'm telling you I thought it was fucking phenomenal And I think that this guy the guy who writes and directed I think he's like a true genius Like genius and I know I'm building it up. So everybody's gonna watch it with the highest expectations. It's not gonna meet that but I Mean just the first I think it's even like the first or the second episode, there's like a moment where you, you just, you're sitting at the edge of the seat, you're like, what the fuck is this guy doing to me? Like truly phenomenal. Do you think that this was a good time for them to drop it?

Cause I don't hear people talking about it. It's interesting you say that. I think there's just so much going on and also we're on vacation. I think, I think this is like a privilege to say, but like, I think when you're on vacation, you think this is like a privilege to say, but I think when you're on vacation, you think everyone is, and the majority of people aren't, right?

They're like at home for the holidays, they're hanging out, they're still, they're going to work on the 26th. That's true. You know what I mean? And everybody else is doing other shit, so they need distraction. So apparently the one time during the year

where shows get more views than normal on Netflix is the holidays. Like Christmas is... How come podcasts are usually down? Because that's work. Oh, people listen to it at work. Yeah, you listen or watch it work on podcasts and then when it comes to like TV shows or films,

when you're not working, you have nothing to do and you're like, I gotta just indulge in... Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. I mean, with the fam and stuff, my whole family watched Wicked five times. Like, over the break. That I've seen. So I was like, it was good.

It was good. But it didn't make me cry. I don't know why. But directorally, like, the world that was built. Oh, yeah, no. It was fascinating. Fantastic. What were your thoughts on it?

I always saw it first hour, to be honest with you. That's the worst hour. I know. I always fall asleep. I didn't fall asleep. I was busy, bro. The baby was crying. I had to go wake my wife up to get him. It was a lot of, I got a strike. That's fine. You need two types. The first half I fell asleep to. So we're going to get back in. But just the songs. Yeah. It's so awesome. You can rent it and watch it at home now. So yeah. That's what like on Amazon or something. Yeah. Could you check your mic? Yes sir. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I would check out,

I would check out Ask Good Game. Koreans are good, bro. Koreans are nice. I think they're the most American Asians. Like culturally, I feel the most similar, similar to them. And I guess we don't get a lot of like Chinese culture. Cause they're still, they're right next to communism. So it makes sense to be the most capitalistic. That they're like rejecting it, you're saying? Yeah. I just, even like what they're into, the way that they're, yeah, I just, I don't know, I just have always felt this like closeness with Korean culture. But we gotta go to Korea. That would be awesome.

Right? That would be awesome. Go to Seoul, kettle of vives. I mean, you know we gotta go up to the fucking DMZ and just put the toe over it. Right? If you're up there, you gotta just tap it. What are the rules on that? I feel like Trump could get us into North Korea.

Just check it out. Oh, that's a light. You could get into North Korea, go through China. Yeah, I might sit that one out, but I'll be... What do you mean? Don't get arrested in Sweden. You know what I mean? Don't be about to bouncer.

Just go, just sit down. Get us here, fuck all women, get us here! No, it'd be kind of cool. Would you go to North Korea if you had a chance? No, I have to him. I'm like, what are you talking about? No, it'd be kind of cool. Would you go to North Korea if you had a chance? No, I have no interest. I got a kid now, I can't play with that shit. I don't even got a kid and I don't wanna be doing no shit.

Like when I was younger and I didn't have that responsibility, I would absolutely do it. But now I'm like, something could happen. I could take a picture of some shit or I could call home and they're like, oh, what are you actually doing? Are you a terrorist? And now I feel like an asshole because America's using resources to get me back

when they could be using resources to like fucking blow up Browns and get their oil that's ours. Get our oil back. Yeah, get our oil. Yeah, get our oil. Yeah. Why do they have our oil? I don't know why they put it there. What the fuck do they have our oil? I don't know why they put it there.

What the fuck do they have our oil for? Why did your God put it there? It's probably your God. Might have been, probably. Maybe that's what happens when you fuck mud and you cum in it. Years later it turns into oil. Then y'all need to get on it, broke ass Americans.

Yeah, you fucking right about that. Does India have oil? No. Why would it not? I don't know, man. That's a good ask question. Yeah, that's a good ask. It's close enough.

But like oil stops in Iran? I don't buy that at all. I mean, what is oil? Is it dinosaur bones or something? Yeah. See, I just didn't have dinosaurs. Just... 13% of the country's supply needs came from Indian oil.

It's not that much, it seems. What's that? 13% of what? Of India's supply comes from their own. But it just feels peculiar that you guys wouldn't have it. Maybe the mountain range is fucked up. I was about to say that. Them dinosaurs just didn't migrate there for whatever reason. You're not going to climb Everest.

Yeah. No. Dude, why is it weak? Why is that funny? Because there's this huge mountain range that is in between... Himalayas, yeah. Yeah. But what is it weak? Why is it weak? Because there's this huge bound range that is in between. Himalayas, yeah. But what is it in between? China and India.

China and India, right? And then you have Nepal in the middle. But China's above India, I thought. Oh, yeah. Mongolia's between it? No, Mongolia is above China. Nepal is where the Himalayas are. So it is Nepal, but yeah, that doesn't make sense why Westward.

Because if the mountains are here, why is it Westward that should be? It would be here if it made sense to stop the oil. That's what we're trying to say. Odd, right? Well, I'm gonna find out. It might just be the production. It seems like there might be oil. That's the other thing.

It's like there's probably so many people in India, you can't displace that many of them to just dig and hope that there's some oil. You think you would just without a question. Yeah, I think we would. I feel like England would have figured it out. True that. Yeah, I mean, I feel like England would have locked that in. Do you have a theory on why Trudeau stepped down?

Yeah. Can't wait to hear it. As soon as you think of it. I mean, he didn't have a choice, right? He was about to get voted down. Oh, is that what it was? Isn't that how the system works? Like the party is the one that chooses the president if the party loses or the prime minister if the party loses. How long was he in power? It feels like he was in power for a long time. He was like eight years. I don't think they have term limits over there. Nine years? That's too long, Doug.

You wore out your welcome. I saw everybody flip on him in the last two years. But I think it's just too long. And also he sucked. He was a cock. And like the Canadian economy was shit. Like the Canadian dollars and the fucking tubes. So you can't exactly, you know, maintain your power while people's money is evaporating in front of them. So they stopped caring about like these issues

that he pretends to care about once the Canadian dollars lose 20, 30%. Yeah. Do you think he stays in Canada? Cuba. You think he goes back to Papua? He's going home. He's going to daddy?

He's going home. Where do you think he goes? I don't know. I mean, cause like, I forget what it was. I was reading about other prime ministers, like when they get ousted, or like when there's like pressure against them to step down, they don't stay.

It's like they'll go to like a different, they go to like London and like they live in London or something. But I was thinking, I'm like, if I'm him, if I'm a foreign Prime Minister, I'd just go to fucking St. Barts or something. Yeah, go to France. Yeah. He's gonna do that.

Right? Yeah. I mean, also like. Speak your little shitty French, your little Canadian French. Shout out Canada, but it's cold eight months out of the year. Yeah. So it's like, months out of the year. Yeah. So it's like, if you have tons of money,

and you have the ability to live anywhere you want, like pop in for the beautiful four months of summer, and then the other eight months, you're fucking chilling. But I think Canadians are happy about this. Oh yeah. I don't know any Canadians that like Trudeau. It's the most peculiar thing. Because obviously in like the Texas of Canada, like when we're in Alberta, they're like, fuck that guy.

But then when we're in Toronto, they're like, fuck that guy. So I'm like, who says they like the guy? I think it flipped post-COVID. I think the COVID restrictions were so severe that I think that was the beginning of them being like, fuck this guy, because he was like a darling early on. I think in the beginning people like them. Yeah. They seem to be young. I just hear everybody complaining about the beginning of them being like, fuck this guy, because he was like a darling early on. I think in the beginning people like them. They seem to be young.

I just hear everybody complaining about the cost of living. So I think that's what they're all mad about. Yeah. They're like, yeah. I think that this is happening around the world, right? It's like, there's a rejection of progressivism. I think the pendulum swung too far and people are like, all right, what are we doing over here?

Son, that's what Zuckerberg basically said in his little five minute address that came out I guess yesterday when this podcast drops. But basically he's like we're moving Facebook from Cali to Texas is gone too far. Progressive is taking over. He literally is like no one cares about that shit anymore. We're going to change the way Facebook is. Yeah. Crazy.

Yeah, that's dramatic. And why Texas? Do they give him a deal? You think? Of course. I'm sure no state tax probably is big, but Texas will give you the deal. But yeah, I don't think it's just that it's too far left-wing because he's like I want to take politics out of it. Texas pretty fucking right. Austin maybe not. Austin is not. But Texas, yeah.

Hmm. I mean, wheels isn't even allowing any abortions. It's crazy. Like no abortions. None of them? Wheels is very strict about this abortion issue. I feel like there's 17 states of... But like it's completely gone? It's the most severe in Texas.

Even the one exception for mother's life being in danger is apparently so kind of vaguely worded that they could theoretically be like, no, that's not a good enough exception. Oh shit. No, that's crazy. This could be an Akash fact. That could be mistaken, but I'm fairly certain that's what it is. No, I think you're right. I think 17 or 19 states right now

have like almost full abortion bans. But within a certain amount of time or none at all? I think it's none at all. Texas is the most severe as far as I remember. When the research is for the pod. No, they gotta get that shit back. That's crazy. I mean, Miles told me that they banned porn in Florida.

Yeah. Oh yeah, Lil Duval posted a porn screenshot. Which also, I didn't go home in Florida. Yeah. Oh yeah, Lil Duval posted a porn screenshot. Which also, I didn't go home to Florida. They didn't ban it. You have to upload your ID. Yeah, I didn't go home to Florida. For Pornhub specifically. Mark would know.

Mark would know. I didn't go home to Florida. You went home to Florida. Don't telepathically say, oh, it was banned. No, you told me. No, no, no, no. Mark went home, fired the old laptop. You were in the high school bed. Oh yeah, you did just try to put that on there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Why you have time and fucking thousands of kids roaming around? How do you have any time to juggle? You don't go to your high school gym and just put up shots. He's got the jersey on, bro. Just to remember the hardwood, you know what I mean?

The hardwood. You can't even fake dribble like you play basketball. You know what's crazy? I always see basketball players, when they fake dribble, they go like that, and that shit is fire. Who does this? They do a fist. Who does?

Like basketball players, they're like, yeah, you know, I was like, pat, I was doing a little kick off the top. No, I ain't doing that. That's a fact. That's a fact like yeah, you know, I was like Say you were trying to masturbate at home. No, no, no, I had an octagonal and miss I didn't need that Okay, really? Yes. So how did you know that the porn wasn't working? So I was doing I was reading the New York Times So how did you know that the porn wasn't working? I was reading the New York Times. Son. You don't read that cuck ass publication. I was reading the New York Times. I was perusing the daily perennial.

Is that what it's called? And they said there's no more porn hubs. So what happened? You fired up your VPN and you got it going? I just looked into it. Okay, we got a sponsor. I want to support the sponsor. And I want to see if it was really banned. Apparently some hotels are running their wi-fi through states that don't want to support the sponsor. I don't want to see if it was really banned. Apparently some hotels are running their wifi through states that don't allow porn hubs

so that people are masturbating less in their hotel rooms. Why are they trying to stop that? Hotels are for masturbating. Nah, that's for me. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's right. I'm just coming for you. Yeah, because of people like Al,

just shoot on the carpet. So remember when I told y'all I had that nocturnal and mish? Yeah. So when we were in St. Barthes, there was like a lady that comes by the house to do the laundry. And she just mixed all the underwear. Uh-oh.

And Dove just gave me all his underwear. Cause he's like, you came in your underwear. Even if it's washed, I'm not fucking wearing it. So Dove left St. Barts with no underwear. Because he didn't want to mix it up. Cause he didn't want the potential mix up. Nah, that's valid. That's valid, dog.

That's not, is that? That's valid. I can see both sides on this one. That's valid. But he's like icky about that kind of stuff. Same in his icky, dog. Same as an icky icky thing. He wasn't going to wear his underwear, it was just that it was washed.

But it was the same, they have the same underwear. We all have the same underwear. We're all wearing underwear. We're all wearing underwear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm still, nah, if it's washed, it's fresh. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, if it's washed, it's clean. But now I got another 10 pairs of underwear.

Hell yeah. Because I believe that. I believe what you're saying. And how does it fit? I want to say it's in the same water that you're cleaning with. You need to stretch out a little too. Yeah, he played himself on that one. But I would do the same thing.

That's tough. Also going commando is kind of nice. Yeah. Why are you sleeping with underwear? What do you mean? That shit is not uncomfortable. That's actually a great point. Because you get hard on while you're sleeping.

Yeah. So it's not uncomfortable. Don't say uncomfortable. That's so annoying that you're saying uncomfortable. He's saying, oh, man, when you get a massive erection, doesn't it like pull on like the threads and the silk in your underwear and rip it off? Yeah, it's happening to everybody.

It's like Hulk Hogan coming out of his shirt. It's like, that's not everybody. You're dicking through everyone's brother. That's crazy. Actually, I have my dick hanging out the hole in the underwear when I sleep. No. No, you don't.

Wait, y'all sleep with your dick in the hole? No, I sleep one eye open, just like you, bro. I keep my dick out. One eye open. I just have my dick hanging out when it gets hard, it gets hard, it goes down. And then just why, just don't wear it? Well, it's what if someone tried to finger my ass

in the middle of the night. That's a good point. I gotta have that blocked. Somebody just came in the sheets when he had a nocturnal in the room. Say again? So you just come in the sheets when you have a nocturnal in the room?

Okay. That's what he does. Then if that's the case, then Dove should've kept his underwear. That's what I'm saying, but he didn't believe that I just come in the sheets when he had nocturnal hemorrhage? So you just come in the sheets when you have nocturnal hemorrhage? Okay. Then if that's the case, then Dove should have kept his underwear. That's what I'm saying, but he didn't believe that I just come in the sheets and on my little fuck hole in the mattress. You all got a little fuck hole in the mattress? Dude.

Bro, that must be tough for you, man. If I got a Dove. You sleep in commando, right? Yeah. There you go. Real shit. Nah, I go on the boxer brief. Wait, you sleep naked every night? You don't sleep naked, right? Yeah. There you go. Real shit. Nah, I go on the Buster briefs. Wait, you sleep naked every night.

You don't sleep naked, Mark. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. You don't sleep on the ground naked? Not on the ground. What might you be getting? Yeah, dude, you don't sleep naked. So I'm telling you, bro,

this is fucking military style. Don't you have your kid in the bed? On the other side, on the other side. That's wild, dog. What? That's so Catholic of you I woke up with a bow my wife was like hey, can you watch the baby for a second? I'm like, I need like three minutes.

I ain't no watching a baby right now. Oh my God, dude, that's nuts. Literally. Literally. You go boxer, that's great. You get dressed for bed. You go to sleep for bed, I put on my outfit. No, I keep the same underwear.

I don't get new boxers. You've been shitting in all day? Yeah. Covered in shit. Or you take a shower at night. I mean, sometimes I done that. I know you call the boxers for the next day. When you take a shower at night, you got new boxers, bang. You take those the next day. So you get dressed for bed. Yeah. Covered in shit. Or you take a shower at night. I mean, sometimes I've done that. Or you take a shower at night, you got new boxers, bang. You take those the next day.

So you get dressed for bed. Yeah. Shoe wear, I guess. This is crazy, right? What a waste. Why is that a waste? I'm using the underwear the whole next day. It's the same boxers.

Yeah. Oh, you wake up and you're ready to go. Yeah. Nah, you guys are too anxious, bro. You guys are ready to wake up at any moment. You're trying to fuck your kid. No, no, not with me. You can't say that.

You can't say that. He's crazy. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. He's crazy. Legally on this program? On this program? How can I not think that if you're sleeping naked with your kid?

No, you're not trying to have sex with him, but like it could bang into him. That's what you want to avoid, right? You can't play in bumper cars with your fucking ball sack. With all due respect to me, I'm not banging into nothing. Can I be completely honest with everyone? I'm banging into very little. It right. Can I be honest with everyone? I'm banging in very little. Okay, it's a welcome bro They don't get better This is the amount you gonna bang

for the rest of your life Yeah, you got the schedule in this shit, yeah, we gotta get a nanny we gotta call the nanny over just be like hey Hey, can you watch them? My wife put the baby. Do you charge for a minute? That's why I asked the nanny. Yeah, yeah. I go, can I pay for four and a half minutes? Yes. My wife put the baby to sleep once and she's like, don't get dressed.

And I'm like, why? And she's like, come on, let's do it. And I'm like, the baby's asleep right there. And I'm like, we're gonna wake the baby up. And my wife is like, who? You been faking it the whole time? You can do this. Oh damn, that's fucked up.

God damn. Married, loved. She says some of the craziest shit is so genuine too. Wow, this woman's wild. I like that you've been so out of the game and she goes, don't keep your clothes on. And you go, why? I thought we was going to dinner.

I'm like, yeah, I'm ready, I'm doing my hair and shit. And she's like, I don't know, I was getting to bed. I'm like, for what? The baby's asleep. I just put her down, she's not gonna wake up. I'm like, what if we start getting popping? She's like, if you keep her down, she's not gonna wake up. I'm like, what if we start getting popping? She's like, if you keep it down, they will shoot you. She's like, ah, ah, ah.

She's covering your mouth. Ah! And he's on the bottom. You know that, son. I'm on the bottom, but I had to put a pillow over my face. I had to bite the pillow. During straight sex. During straight sex.

Come on, man, it's terrorist attacks, bro. We gotta get serious, man. There's terrorism out here, man. So much stuff happening. Some terrorism out here, man. We gotta take shit serious. You know? What are we gonna do, man? Listen, what we gotta do is we gotta discuss this terrorism.

And I got some interesting thoughts about this. Which false flag are you talking about? Hmm. We can, we will share these interesting thoughts on Patreon.com slash Flake. If you wanna know what really happened with monetizing terrorism, if you wanna know what really happens, if you wanna know the truth, if you wanna know what's happened from monetizing terrorism, if you wanna know what really happens,

if you wanna know the truth, if you wanna know what's really going on in this country, patreon.com slash flagrant, that's where you'll find out. They don't want you to know about the terrorism. They don't want you to know. I rented out my cyber truck, I'm still waiting for it back. Isn't that crazy?

Oh, shit. Damn. Isn't that crazy? Guy's saying he was gonna visit Vegas, and I'm like, I haven't heard from him. So it could have been yours. So you haven't even seen your cyber truck since? Nope. Man, he's still probably Vegas and I'm like, I haven't heard from him. So it could have been yours. So you haven't even seen your Cybertruck since. Nope.

Man, he's still probably driving that shit to Vegas. Had to fill up mad times. Yeah. He's still on batteries. How much battery you got in your shit? Probably in Missouri right now, just waiting. With a fucking laptop out. I'm gonna do this tear, just wait.

You guys, just give me a Fortnite, I'll be there. Nah, the battery on the Cypherjunk is amazing. I go to Philly and back and I still got some battery in it. You got four hours of battery in that bitch? Yeah. God, isn't two hours of Philly or an hour? It's about an hour and 45. Wow, that's a lot.

Yeah. I mean, that was the issue with the electric cars. Yeah. Wow. They figured it out. Yep. All right, anyway, Patreon.com. We'll see you guys there.

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