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Let's talk about a little update with the Alex Jones episode situation.
Greatest podcast in podcast history.
Facts.
Some might say.
I say it.
It's been said quite often.
Oh, yeah. I mean, they hit a million views under a week.
YouTube takes it down.
Yeah, YouTube didn't think it was the greatest.
They didn't think it was the greatest.
Or they recognized it. That's why they took it down, yo. They took it down for that reason. That's think it was the greatest. They didn't think it was the greatest, or they recognized it.
That's why they took it down, yo.
They took it down for that reason.
That's the mark of greatness.
We got censored.
Yeah.
I asked them why they took it down, and I got an email back.
We have a guy over there.
YouTube has been very helpful for us.
I love fucking YouTube.
It's amazing.
I'm not trying to make this one of these things like,
YouTube is censoring content creators and this, that, the other.
We say the craziest fucking shit on this podcast every single week we've never been censored yeah okay it's been
pretty amazing yeah one of our most successful episodes uh was titled cum guzzling whore or
something like that professional cum guzzler and youtube was like we'll take that to a milli
you want some money exactly they literally just let us run ads
on that wasn't even demonetized so youtube has been absolutely fucking great for us obviously
youtube and alex jones beef yes so them taking that episode down is a reflection of alex jones
yes not really of their silencing of us or their censorship of us and flagrante.
And they are silencing Alex Jones because that motherfucker was the wildest of boys saying some wild shit.
And most importantly, believable.
Yeah.
You can say wild shit and nobody believes you and you're not getting censored, right?
Like the black Israelites in Times Square say wild shit all fucking time.
Nobody believes them.
So they go, yeah, just keep talking your shit.
They're also not charismatic enough for us to watch
alex jones is charismatic enough for you black israelites need alex jones they need alex jones
right he get the numbers listen to his reparations take you might be on the same page and ultimately
he was affecting their money that youtube's trying to sell ads they're trying to make money
and alex jones was making advertisers go oh i don't want to be advertised on alex jones's thing i don't know if i want to keep on buying ads with you guys if
you're going to put me on his stuff so youtube can you expand a little bit on that mark this is this
is really good so i think like putting youtube and just like stripping them of like a moral
motivation is putting a financial motivation like they want to pull alex jones off because they want
to make the most money and by having this controversial guy on their platform all these
other people are being like you know we don't want to advertise with you if
you're going to keep on pushing this guy and putting our ads on his videos.
Right. So for example, a video shoots a 2 million, right? All these ads are on that video. These
advertisers might hit up YouTube directly and go, yo, why the fuck are you throwing me on this
podcast?
They were doing it before when he was just having his own regular stuff, InfoWars on YouTube. Oh, that's right. That's right. So they're doing it before and they're like, yo, what the fuck are you throwing me on this podcast they were doing it before when he was just having his own regular stuff info wars on youtube oh that's right that's right so they're doing it before and
they're like yo what the fuck are you doing we don't want to be on this podcast like why are
you advertising us with this guy who's saying these crazy things about the the shootings at
school and the frogs turning gay and all this other stuff right so youtube goes whoa whoa i'm
not gonna just let you rock on this platform and we can't make no money off of it we gotta pay
money for this platform so you gotta pay the pi and we can't make no money off of it we gotta pay money
for this platform so you gotta pay the piper and youtube takes a very generous percentage of the
ads right like when you see ads pop up while you're watching this shit not the ones we're doing
the ones that youtube puts youtube gets the lion's share of that shit right now we get some money off
it we're not mad it'd be great if we get more but they they get the vast majority. Yeah. Right?
So Mark's basically going, if the company's like, we're not about this shit, we don't even want to advertise with you.
We don't even trust you.
Yeah.
It's easier for you to just go, anytime this motherfucker is on a podcast, yank that shit
down unless it is completely fact-checked every single word.
Yes.
Right?
And that's essentially what Joe had to do.
Joe had Jamie working overtime.
Right?
Like, crazy Tasmanian devil switching angles,
Googling shit, looking stuff up.
It was unbelievable what he was able to do.
So glad you said off rip.
We're not fact checking because I had Google ready to go.
And also Al's a terrible Googler, bro.
That's also true.
Yeah, sure.
Dude, it's miserable.
We tried looking up a clip on Monday and he was like,
how do I like literally typing it in the fucking duck DuckDuckGo. Couldn't get it figured out.
If you just learned about
iCloud, shut the fuck up.
Get the fuck out of here.
Legit.
He had no idea.
So, we made sure that,
you know, we tried to set the precedent like,
yo, we're not going to do this. They took down the episode.
What they said to us was for
medical misinformation,
which it absolutely was.
The first thing Alex started off with
was the vaccination causes cancer.
He pretty much said it.
Now, that's wild.
It's fun.
It's fun, but it's wild.
And it's also maybe true.
Maybe true.
Who knows, right?
We don't know.
We don't know.
It's a Max Keiser story.
Max Keiser confirmed his Bitcoin story.
The CDC just last week.
Now, the crazy shit is that motherfuckers have been saying crazy stuff about the vaccine forever, right?
I mean, like, or not even about the vaccine, just about Corona.
Like, at one point, T.I. went on and he's like, I drink tea three times a day.
And then the hot tea kills the Corona in your throat. You remember when. went on and he's like, I drink tea three times a day and a hot tea kills the corona in your throat.
You remember when he said that?
Now, he's not his whole podcast and those old platformers and taking down for medical misinformation.
Reality is a lot of us don't know what the fuck is going on here.
I don't think the vaccine caused cancer.
Matter of fact, I'm going to go on record and say it does not cause cancer.
Go get the vaccine.
Let's get back to normal as soon as possible.
get the vaccine let's get back to normal as soon as possible but if in 20 years everybody got got cancer my bad and we want our fucking youtube video back up and an apology that's a fair that's
a fair trade actually yeah no but you know go i think youtube also has to set an example because
they see other people see how popular uh alex jones is and now other people are going to be
like oh shit that's how you get on let me just say a bunch of bullshit so now they gotta be like yo chop his head off if you
guys tried it again same thing will happen or they go someone else is like yo let's have alex jones
on our podcast playroom got crazy views let's put it yeah exactly same so everybody's gonna want to
do one with alex but if they find out that your shit gets taken down in a few days then they're
like oh maybe it's not the same investment.
Now, are we going to have Alex Jones back on?
You bet your ass.
We're going to have an Alex Jones impersonator.
That's what we need.
It's not going to be really Alex Jones.
Schmalex Bones is going to be on the podcast.
It'll be Alex Jones with two X's.
That's how you do it.
Who could this person be?
Alex Media Jones. Alex jones in the building
so what we'll do for that next one when al will come back what we'll we'll do is we'll we'll ask
youtube what can we say in the beginning that completely discredits everything anybody on this
podcast says afterwards so we don't look as if we're trying to share medical information because
what we really want and we've spoken about this, is we just want jokes.
Yes.
And Akash said this before.
He was like, Alex Jones is the funniest stand-up comedian in the world that has never done stand-up.
Yes.
Fact.
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wild boy what stand-up isn't what great richard
pryor was a wild boy see what you did youtube you gotta defend an alex man this is your fault
it's their fault we gotta have one of youtube's lawyers sit in yes that would be fun
and then we just gotta turn to him and go can we say you know that actually is a hilarious episode
we just go wild thing after wild thing can we say that that actually is a hilarious episode we just go wild thing after wild thing
can we say that
just watch that
motherfucker swing
and then at the end
he just reads everything
that we said wrong
I love this
a long disclaimer
at the end
yeah
like we're selling
like fucking
pharmaceuticals
or some shit
yeah yeah
this could cause
drowsiness
hey you know
conspiracy theory
maybe why YouTube
took it down
go
because who's ever
made Alex seem
more likable than us?
Uh-oh.
To the people, not the people that loved him.
They already loved him.
But the people that didn't, I told them I was skeptical of having him on.
But I knew it could make us money, so I did it.
And I talked to him, and this motherfucker won me over.
And anybody, I think you said it, you could not agree with anything he says,
but you start to like him at the end of our episode.
Oh, undeniable.
When did he win you over?
Before or after you sat on his lap?
Right when I felt
this big-ass dick
on my underpants.
Did he have the fat fat?
Oh, it's Alex Jones, dog.
I don't think he got a little one.
Come on.
I'm not sure.
I imagine it looks like him.
Just short but stocky.
Girth.
Yeah.
He got girth.
Yeah, my man had girth.
I got girth, bro.
You can tell by looking.
But I think we made him too likable.
I think to objective people, they're going to start looking like,
this guy's great.
Yeah, YouTube's like, we're not going to allow this rebrand, bro.
You're not going to do this.
You're not going to be regular.
You're not going to be cool.
You're not going to be fun for the family.
Interesting.
Now, to YouTube's credit, none of the clips came down.
I don't know if that's to youtube's credit or they don't know
so we don't have clips oh we have no clips of that whole episode and most of the most exciting parts
those clips don't exist on youtube no and the whole episode this is how do i say this
the streets will always prosper you know what i'm? The streets will always prosper. You know what I'm saying? The streets will always prosper.
If you try to ban some shit, it will become more popular.
Yeah, we made this legendary.
In 1080p.
In 1080p, sometimes 720.
A motherfucker offered that shit to me in 360.
I said, keep it.
That's just three blobs, bro.
What are you talking about?
This shit look like Minecraft. We don't want the Minecraft Alex Jones episode, buddy. Keep that shit. That's just three blobs. What are you talking about?
It should look like Minecraft.
We don't want the Minecraft Alex Jones episode, buddy.
Keep that shit.
So the episode has been taken down.
But when motherfuckers know a crazy episode is about to come out,
especially when you have a fan base as loyal and supportive as us,
they get ahead of it.
Yes.
They go, this shit is so wild.
I might need to record this just in case it gets taken down.
Yeah.
The asshole army recorded the fuck out of this episode,
bro.
And it may or may not exist on different YouTube pages.
We're not sure.
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
I can't confirm.
I can't deny.
I would never do such a thing. Right.
Because then they probably take it down over there.
But it's possible that the greatest episode in podcast history still exists out
there. It's possible that
what's called, I think, the Streisand
effect has taken place. The Streisand
effect, apparently Barbra Streisand wanted
to remove a picture of herself from the internet
and that just made people search it even more.
When you try to censor
something, you only make it more popular.
You only make it more searched.
So by taking it down
it could actually bite youtube in the ass you want a book to be a bestseller what do you do
you ban that motherfucker ban that although when we asked alex jones have you gotten more popular
since getting banned he was like you remember that that's actually a good ass point but
it's gonna i think it's sounding no actually
you know youtube you let me onto something i think it stops the wave but it but it doesn't
stop the individual like you know like i don't know how this metaphor will work with the way
yo but yeah but it wasn't like it stops the swell maybe but it doesn't stop the individual wave
yeah where you're saying in his individual case the wave got stopped because
huh well no
the wave of the episode kept happening but there weren't multiple episodes of people getting them
on all their pods etc put it this way they completely removed him from the internet they
removed his fucking shopify account and shit they removed his credit card like he was like yo you
don't exist anymore you can't make no money you can't talk you can't do nothing yeah he's hanging
out with skype right now that's it yeah so you say he's hanging out with scotty pippen skype skype
i was like what's scotty pippen doing
larsa that's true that was a big fuck up that's super simp shit right here
uh yeah where's derrick jackson jr that relationship we need some help over there
probably fucking her to be honest.
True.
Yeah.
So they removed him completely so he couldn't even continue the wave.
But if you have an episode taken down like in our situation, it just creates more curiosity
about the people that put out that episode.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Who is this podcast where the episode got taken?
What's up with these guys?
What's going on over here?
I mean, Download's been fucking crazy crazy let's keep it a buck buck downloads been all right
over here in these streets new people finding out about the flagrancy new people enjoying the
flagrancy you know i'm saying we had your boy chris hansen come on yeah shit is up there around a
milli if you include audio and video so shouts to chris hansen yes yep you know maybe we just got to have people on who
don't like pedophiles a lot that's probably a good move is that i think that's a good move okay
who's next no clinton will ever be on this podcast
would you have galene maxwell on yeah
that's the thing that's the opposite but i think but it would get views
a galen maxwell interview would be un-fucking-believable bro we would get murdered for
sure we gotta have alex jones come on and dress up like galen maxwell that's the move that would
be the greatest interview in history i'm calling alex the second this podcast is done we are having
him on and he's gonna dress up as gal Ghislaine Maxwell he's going to keep his exact
Voice and we're going to do a fucking interview
That still might be medical misinformation
You're 100% right
You're 100 fucking percent right
Him dressing up as her is medically
Informative misinformative
It is misinformative god damn it medical misinformation
Yeah
It's the recall laws of YouTube
It is the recall laws of YouTube it is the recall law that's a
good point the bust a headlight it is that it's the excuse to take something down yeah youtube
knows there's so much fucking misinformation on this platform they're 100 aware of it they just
need a reason to take some shit down that they don't want to get too much heat yeah and on some
level i fucking understand it yeah like they had so many opportunities to take our shit down in the
past for just being wild boys but they didn't because they're like they don't have bad intentions
and they say what they are they're a comedy podcast right i think most importantly advertisers
weren't terrified of that in the same way they're scared of alex jones so these other random
conspiracy guys even if they're really big they might get you know a half a million a million
views on a video yeah they're not as terrifying to advertisers that's it so don't piss off the
advertisers yeah so if you're gonna be a conspiracy theorist don't get so big to where advertisers
are afraid don't make the block hot don't make the block up figure out who the advertisers are
for youtube and the advertisers that end up on your channel and they do not be conspiratorial
about them at all they may be like bounty are the best paper towels to clean up a body that just got buried by the Clintons.
That guy's in the forest, the bounty guy.
I heard he's in the forest looking for pedophiles.
Bohemian Grove, bro.
He's literally going through Bohemian Grove.
So, yeah.
So that's the deal with the Alex Jones app.
We know a lot of people have been reaching out, asking to see it, etc.
That's the back and forth we've had with YouTube.
We've asked them for the information, the medical misinformation episode section that we could just clip out and put it back up.
We're waiting for a response about that.
If they do come back and they say, hey, we can remove that section of the podcast and then put it back up, we're going to put it back up for your viewing pleasure.
Absolutely not.
If not, it may or may not be up somewhere on youtube still we do
not know hmm we do not know maybe if we can get a copy of it in decent quality maybe that ends up
on patreon.com flavor and two you know biggest comedy patreon in the world maybe maybe that goes
up there with a little disclaimer which is do not trust any medical information on this whole
fucking podcast trust any information from any of us ever.
None of the information.
Ever from us.
Feelings, no facts.
Remember that.
We do, baby.
Okay?
You fact checkers.
Maybe that's why they're so pissed.
They're like, I wish I had feelings.
I wish I could feel things about the videos I watch.
Imagine being a fact checker, dude.
Imagine being someone who's watching this very video.
The most boring job.
Ugh. I feel bad for him. Do you? Yeah, I do. Why? Because I'm kind of a fact checker dude imagine being someone who's watching this very video the most boring job oh yeah i feel bad for him do you yeah i do why because i'm kind of a fact checker
you know the miserable i understand the pain you don't know how many how many facts i checked i
don't even say i um yeah all right i just stopped you remember the early days i was fact checking
all the time typing away technically uh yeah dude technically is the worst way to start i hate it
dude i hate it yeah i'll throw a shoe at you you're you're my president bush if you start a
sentence with technically i think i stopped fact-checking literally after one time when i
said it technically and akash just goes ugh i swear to god do you remember that episode i
forgot what happened you literally were like oh no i think you just go yo shut the fuck up yeah
that sounds more like it.
And I was like, but the Vikings didn't come here until the 1200s.
We got about that technicality, bro.
We knock out over here.
We don't win by technicality or lose.
Facts, facts.
K-O-T-K-O.
We not leaving it up to the refs.
Yeah.
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