Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - ALEX JONES RETURNS
Episode Date: June 22, 2021He's baaaaaccckkk, join Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, AlexxMedia, Mark Gagnon as they welcome back Alex Jones to the pod - let's hope this one doesn't get taken down! Timecodes: 0:00 - START 0:55 - w...onder woman joins the pod 3:27 - It’s not Wonder Woman and broken bottle! 7:00 - Will this episode be censored?? 10:15 - Alex Jones loses his clothes 11:00 - Alex Jones has the largest WHAT 15:00 - Alex Jones calls out the Paul Brothers in boxing 18:30 - Jon Stewart joined the cult 29:00 - How much money does Alex Jones have? 33:15 - Head of youtube is a woman 35:18 - Alex jones is a virgin 38:10 - Stylebender wants to fight Alex Jones 43:15 - Andrew Yang has been tapped 54:40 - trump was one of the worst things to happen to America 1:06:12 - The sexual dominance with power 1:16:00 - Alex Jones should do stand up comedy 1:20:40 - What will be the reaction to Alex Jones’ death? 1:38:42 - Alex Jones is the most interesting man on the planet 2:06:27 - UFO’s are from the Earth 2:25:30 - Alex Jones’ connection the Capitol Riots
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Dude, you got a nice pecker, bro.
I have the largest micropenis in North America.
Take this, Logan Paul!
Donald Trump was one of the worst things to ever happen to America.
Hold on.
Hot take.
Oh, shit!
Yeah!
Get the fuck out of the way!
We're getting fired!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Wow.
What's up, everybody?'t want it. We're getting fired. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Wow. What's up, everybody?
Welcome to Flagrant 2.
I am incredibly excited.
We have a major, major guest.
Huge guest.
Huge guest.
Probably one of the biggest actresses on the planet.
Icon.
A real icon.
We figured because it is Women's Empowerment Month, I believe it's Women's Empowerment Month,
we bring on maybe the most powerful woman in the galaxy.
Some might say I'm incredibly excited.
Everybody right now.
I wonder who it is.
For Gal Gadot, everybody.
Wonder Woman is here.
We got Wonder Woman in the music.
We have Wonder Woman.
Yeah.
Wonder Woman, thank you so much for coming.
Oh, wow.
Have a seat, Wonder Woman.
Wow.
Okay.
Here's your mic.
It's good to be a woman.
Oh, man, I bet it is.
It is so nice to have you here.
First of all, I mean, thank you for making the time during this month, especially.
You've got to be booked up.
Oh, it is all about women empowerment.
It absolutely is.
You are even more beautiful in person, I must say.
Yeah.
It's a natural beauty.
It is a natural beauty.
Well, I am a Princess It's a natural beauty. It is a natural beauty. Well, I am a
Princess Diana.
The Amazon beauty. You are,
yeah. I just pulse out feminine
energy. Non-stop.
I mean, is that what the, look at that.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Don't use the weapons out here.
This is a little crazy.
Yeah.
You want to sit while the woman's laughing?
Now that clip's sticking out of your belt.
Wait a bit.
Oh, you know women have penises.
They do.
That's what they say on the news.
Listen, you are so woke, Wonder Woman.
You are so woke to notice that.
Yeah, that's...
What?
That's not tinfoil or anything?
No.
What is that?
I'm Wonder Woman. I'm Wonder Woman.
I'm Wonder Woman.
Here, let's just hide that for a minute.
Just push that down here.
It is weird.
Hey, can you reassign?
I got a little surgery.
You're not a woke Wonder Woman unless you're like,
maybe I'm not going to get rid of you yet.
Yeah, you got to have a little of both.
You're special.
You're super powerful.
I'm Wonder Woman.
You also have a little bit more um facial
hair than than i've seen in the movies i don't know what's well that's the thing with the cameras
they soften my voice up a little bit and they they i don't want to trim my face here that's
what woman has yeah so i it's natural but then but then they use the cgi to take it out yeah
and we're cgi free and you're i don't look as good as i look on tv no i'm not i'm not making
you see how big my movie was? I did.
I'm not objectifying you in any way.
Oh, I saved the world in 1984?
Yes, you did.
You saved it in 1984.
It was a very important year.
People could wish for whatever they wanted, even though they weren't.
Like, I'm a man.
I want to be a woman.
The whole movie was about you get whatever you want.
You destroy the planet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe that's the whole point.
Yeah, but it's just...
I don't want to be offensive.
You just seem a little bit different.
A little more feminine than normal?
No, not feminine.
It almost is like you're wearing a wig.
Again, I don't want to talk about your body.
That's kind of disrespectful.
That's disrespectful, dude.
You're shaming.
Am I shaming?
You're shaming, bro.
You're disrespecting a woman?
I don't look feminine?
That is a wig.
What's this?
I mean, that's your clip, but that is a fucking wig right there.
That is a wig. What's this? I mean, that's your clip, but that is a fucking wig right there. That is a wig.
Oh, no!
Bitch, you're not gold.
Wait a minute, I'm not Wonder Woman.
Well, then who am I?
It's a conspiracy.
It's a conspiracy, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, my God.
That glass broke quick. It broke me out of the tr gentlemen. Oh, my God. That glass broke quick.
It broke me out of the trance.
I was watching TV.
They said that men were women, and I kind of want to be a woman now.
Yeah.
But I think...
I'm not that sexy chick on Wonder Woman.
No, you're not.
Well, what am I?
I'm the fat slob.
That is Alex Jones.
Oh, my God.
I think we have Alex Jones in the building.
He is back, everybody.
I actually managed to cut my finger with fake glass.
It's sugar.
That's a conspiracy.
Hold on.
That was real.
Yeah.
Alex, welcome back, man.
You're eating your blood?
I'm eating my blood.
What's going on?
Wait a minute.
I don't want to be the only person eating blood.
We've got a bottle of Adrenochrome fresh from the factory for you, Alex.
That's over a thousand children put into that bottle.
Oh, easily, dude. And whites.
Wow.
We made sure it's white child blood.
White chrome. White chrome.
Because you've got the walnut chrome
that we distilled
down out of this guy right here.
But let me tell you right now,
this looks really good.
No, that's delicious. you crack that open drink that
whenever you want that's all yours I'm gonna try to stop
bleeding but I do have something serious to say
the last time that you were here
I felt like you and Akash
had a little connection we did
well I'm a woman he's a handsome man
I mean it seemed like
there was a little twinkle in your eye
it was a love connection there there was
that was not me trying to be funny.
Akash said he had butterflies in his stomach
and that's not an Indian ditch.
Yeah, no.
A little uncomfortable with the way you looked at me, even now?
Even now.
Can we just save that for a little bit?
Let's just do that.
Hey, it is gay pride month.
I'm wearing a tinfoil diaper.
Yeah.
Let me explain how this works.
Yeah, please explain this to us.
What's the tinfoil diaper about?
Later I will explain,
but that's how the radio frequencies
have already tried to get in here,
but now I've got to protect it down here.
Because they're now going through your dick.
Because they're trying to cut off your dick
because that's what they want to do to everybody.
Exactly.
So you've got to protect your cock.
If the military is paying for this reassignment,
I can just like,
got no problem. Yeah, that is true. You just reassign yourself. That. The military is paying for this reassignment. I can just like, got no problem.
Yeah, that is true.
You just reassign yourself.
That's right.
But getting serious here.
Yeah.
This is all performance art.
Yeah.
This is performance art.
We're artists.
That's serious.
We're actually all playing character.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they're going to rumble the big clip
about saying Jones and Missy's performance artists.
Of course, when I'm joking around and screwing around,
I'm not being a performance artist.
But when I'm serious, it's a serious broadcast. Then it's completely serious, Hillary.
And also, when you're wrong about something, it's performance art.
That's how it works. And when you're right, then it's the truth.
Well, here's the thing about the media. You say a lot of things over the years, five hours
on the air every day. And the media takes stuff out of context and then makes that who you are.
And it's not fair to free speech anywhere.
I was seeing like in the UK now,
they have these government boards
that will decide before a newspaper article is published
whether it's woke enough.
That's called censors.
Who died?
Many people got it.
It's very dangerous.
So as bad as I've ever been,
I've made mistakes,
said things that weren't accurate before.
Most of the time, very, very accurate.
I didn't lie about WMDs in Iraq
and get millions killed.
I'm not the one that's engaged in all these serious crimes.
So here's my deal.
As soon as they punish all those folks for what they've done,
then Alex Jones can be the bad guy.
But, you know, they're literally just making me the bad guy all the time.
Yeah.
Is that getting hot for you right there, bro?
A little bit.
Well, yeah.
I mean, hot as in I'm Wonder Woman.
Yeah.
Yeah, you bet.
I mean, I think we should talk about that in a serious thing before we get into comedy.
Up front is that.
No, this is all comedy.
This is all jokes.
This is all comedy. This is all comedy.
It is all comedy, but my point is, imagine a world
in a country where things are so censored
that we have to constantly be thinking about
will the gods of censorship allow us to even
speak? That's insanity.
And look at all the stuff that's come out. I was on
your show a few months ago and said something
that they took it down for, which I won't even
say, just to illustrate this,
which now they admit is kosher
to talk about. Isn't that crazy?
That is crazy. Do you feel,
well, one, how did you feel about your episode getting taken
down after going viral very quickly?
It had over 3 million views, and the thing is
it was getting bigger as it went. So it had that
curve that would be 50 million views right now, and they can't
validate the fact that I was having a good time
and screwing around, because that was pure comedy.
It was comedy. It was high comedying around because that was pure comedy. It was comedy.
It was high comedy.
Yeah, that was a magic day.
I had a really good time.
It was comedy and sex.
And you know, the fake Jamesons we drank, none of it was real.
None of it was real.
None of anything that we did was real.
That's not real adrenochrome.
So is yourself, but I don't know.
Anyways, but seriously, we've got to be able to have fun.
The system knows that.
And the way they've convinced us to not have fun is pure bullshit.
Cheers.
I mean, you know, 20 years ago, you couldn't say shit on the air.
Now you can't say mother and father.
That's where this is going.
The same censors have just changed it over to something else.
Why can't you say mother and father?
There are major articles out right now where where major teaching institutions are saying
uh don't say mother and father on government documents don't say any of that don't address
children as boys and girls because you've got to be something else that's literally a group coming
in trying to confuse people and then saying we can't question we can't talk about it by the way
big tech's been heavily invested in big pharma and that's one of the reasons they've been censoring
people medical doctors and others that have questioned the narrative.
Science is questioning.
I was out at the Pfizer headquarters here in New York last night and had all
these big giant signs about, we are science, trademark.
Don't question us.
We are science.
Fauci said, I am science.
Don't question me.
So again, I get on my knees and bow to Fauci and say, okay, you are science.
I never questioned you again.
That's not what, everybody knows science is about questions, right? Yes. Even if our you are science. I never question you again. That's not what's... Everybody knows science is about questions, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
Even if our questions are wrong.
Like maybe I say that water doesn't freeze
at a certain temperature.
People prove me wrong.
Maybe I'm not wearing a gray shirt.
Maybe I'm wearing a gray...
People can argue about that.
It's okay to question.
It's a good thing.
The people that tell you you shouldn't question
and that it's dangerous and it's bad,
they're the bad guys.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Tell me about why you moved back
from the house. You're our Socrates, Alex.
You're the modern day Socrates.
You're an amazing person.
Stop trying
to liquor me up, Doug.
You're good looking without me being drunk, Alex. Don't worry about it.
He's got green
eyes like a bottle here. I do. I do.
I do. We're getting married.
It's true. It's true.
I'll identify as a woman if you'd like.
So your parents will accept me.
You know who's actually getting married?
I am actually getting married.
You wanted you to do the vows if you were available.
I will do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've stalked you guys online.
I know about your girlfriend.
Okay.
That's disconcerting.
You can take that shirt off if you want, Alex.
Yo, just go, dog.
You can go for it if you want.
I see you sweating. Just go, bro. You can go for it if you want. I see you sweating.
Just go, bro.
Just go.
Take it off.
Take it off.
Take it off.
You guys want to see this woman's beautiful body?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Show them fucking heavies.
Heavies.
Heavies.
Heavies.
Heavies.
Heavies.
Heavies.
Yeah. Let's goal, bro!
I'm even done, see?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Come on, guys! Give it up for Bert Kreischer!
I'm a woman! Well, guys, give it up for Bert Kreischer.
I'm a woman.
Do you call him Bert Kreischer?
Bert Kreischer.
I wish I said Bert Kreischer.
Bert Kreischer would have been so good.
We out here, Alex.
Hey, they got to edit some of that in later when you were You wrapping me In the tip Oh we got the whole thing
I gave you a beautiful bikini
Yeah
Bro you got a nice
Little bowl
Joe
Dude you got a nice
Pecker bro
I have the largest
Micro penis
In North America
Now women get
Blown away by it
It looks like
A grub worm
With ear muscles
But you've seen But you've seen like, seriously,
like those little balloons you buy at the store that get really big?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's me.
So you're a grower?
Man, women go, they go, this is a trick dick.
And then like, this hurts.
I've got a trick dick.
So it starts out small and then surprises him later on.
It's like a turtle head.
It goes in.
Yeah, yeah.
Actually goes in.
Yeah.
So then it comes out.
Uh-huh.
Like an alien.
You know, the mouth.
Yeah, the little mouth inside the mouth.
Yeah.
Are you circumcised?
Huh?
Are you circumcised?
Yes, I am.
Yeah.
That's my boy.
That was the first vaccine.
We're not going to pull the pee-pee out.
No, don't pull it out.
No, we've already identified.
He's not circumcised.
That guy right there.
Ladies like that. Do they?
Do they?
Why do they like it?
Here's the deal though.
I put down some of those cultures that
mutilate their girls and stuff
and I think that's wrong. So the people say, hey, what about
you? I think it really, how do you
Your dick has been mutilated. How do you make the
choice for a boy to have a large portion of their ding-a-ling cut off? I think it's kind of do you Your dick has been mutilated. How do you make the choice for a boy to have a large portion
of their ding-a-ling cut off? I think
it's kind of wrong. It is wrong, and we never
get any sympathy for it. Matter of fact, we get criticized
if our dicks aren't circumcised.
Some women are upset. They think it's
gross. Let's talk about this, but
we're shamed for our bodies, Alex. It's all because of
Dove. Because of Dove. Dove's
people, Dove's people decided
what dicks look like.
How about this? Why do we call it, Alex, why do we call it uncircumcised? Why don't we
just call it penis?
Uncut.
No, just penis.
It's like the uncut version of a film.
Yeah, but you just call that the film.
The director's cut.
Yeah, it's the director's cut penis.
There's the film and then it-
I didn't think about that. Oh my God. It's anti-Semitic. If I criticize... Oh, okay.
Hold on.
I'm not criticizing.
I'm not criticizing.
I'm not criticizing.
I'm not criticizing.
I'm not criticizing. I'm not criticizing. I'm the film and I didn't think about that. Oh my gosh. It's
if I criticize
Boys not girls, but what's up with the Middle East trying to cut stuff off?
There's something there. Let's keep going.
Keep going on that.
This is a stand-up that won't work, guys.
It's wrong to circumcise,
but then the whole liberal media
wants to cut the whole thing off.
That's liberal.
It's not enough.
That's the problem with circumcision.
They don't think it's enough.
Exactly.
We need to cut the whole thing off.
Yes.
Chop it off at the root.
Leave a vagina. Yes. That's what they want to do yeah that's what we do here seriously what kind of world is
that we've gotten to where we say circumcision might be wrong what has some medical reasons
the doctors debate whether it's good or not for boys you're saying for boys but then but they go
oh but let's just say your boy's a little depressed let's cut it all off that's liberal
and good last time our people wanted to cut your genitals off, it's like a serial killer.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Nobody wants to cut our boys' genitals off.
Exactly.
A hundred percent.
You can't do it until you turn 18.
And then can you cut your genitals off?
If you're 18 and you want to blow your head off, I think you should be able to.
I'm not for suicide.
Yes.
But if you want to do it, it shouldn't be illegal.
Interesting. And so I think when you're 18, if people want to drink Drano, they can.
I don't think they should.
Yes.
So you're okay with the assisted suicide thing?
Young people need a chance to decide who they are,
and I'm all about coming of age.
We can even try to lower the age of 17, whatever you want.
Hold on, hold on now.
Don't do that.
I meant lower the age of being able to drink or whatever,
join the military.
I think 17 is a good age.
Okay.
I just want to make sure because we don't ever want to lower
the age below 18.
Are these hand pads not supposed to hit?
I mean, if you want to beat up...
Is Rocky supposed to get mad?
I think Rocky might be mad.
Oh, no!
He's getting angry.
He's getting angry.
Oh, Paul!
Paul, you think
you can beat me, brother? I'm telling you, I'm telling you. I know you. You challenged Logan?
Yeah.
You challenged Logan and Jake together?
Would you beat them up together?
And Mike Tyson at the same time.
Okay.
I'll beat all their asses.
Oh, my gosh.
Get the mic up to him.
Hold on, hold on a second, hold on.
So right now, I just wanna make sure we have this on video.
You're declaring that you would take out both of the Paul brothers.
I'm telling both the Paul brothers, if you don't get in the ring with me at
the same time, you're with Jeffrey Epstein.
And I'm gonna steal your hat.
Let me see what you do.
Take this Logan Paul. Jeffrey Epstein! And I'm gonna steal your hat! Let me see what you do to that. Hit this Logan Paul!
Jeffrey Epstein! Fuck you!
Oh shit!
Show them the mitts, show them the mitts.
No Epstein, don't hurt him!
You're a king!
I'm gonna go out! What?
Damn!
The chair is broken.
Damn.
The chair is broken.
Nah, he can kick like a mule. I'm sorry, huh? You have five seconds to get up.
Five, four, three, two.
Oh, he's still got it.
He can't be stopped.
He can't be stopped.
He can't be stopped. He can't be stopped.
Get in there.
Take those gloves off him.
He's getting too riled up.
Oh, no, no.
He looks good with the gloves.
I'm not Pete, Jake, Paul, or Logan Paul.
I'm the world champion.
Yeah.
Woo.
That right there.
That right there is Alex Jones, the future world champion of boxing and the conqueror
of all paddles.
I think I just proved it.
Dude. Buddy. Adrenochrome works. That's what I get. World champion of boxing and the conqueror of all dude, buddy
Adrena Chrome works. That's what I get. That's what it is. You think that was the Chrome? I think I just proved it
I think you might have I think you gotta call them out. I'm gonna beat Lance Armstrong and his peak at cycling
We gotta get Alex a robe to join our cult out you wanna you want a robe so you can join our cult
Yeah, we got it. Yeah, what's the cult? Oh
Still figuring out the cult of flagrancy. I like being a flagrant. All right, cool
Human sacrifices here and there you got adorned with it with the robe. Okay, I don't respect you have the robe right there
I'm relaxed now. Okay
Everybody just calm down. We're gonna get you a robe
Everybody gets their own mask and
it'll be really fun you could be a lion because you're strong you're powerful and you're the king
of the jungle if you'd like and the whole joke is we have to bow down and everything's a big joke
so then the little overheard dweebs don't take us off youtube censors over okay overheard dweebs
overlord dweeblets Is that what you call them?
Yeah
They're loving this
Now is there anybody
You would fight
In celebrity boxing?
No
I've gotten really fat
And out of shape
So I'm
No
Buddy
You look great
Logan Paul
Beat my
All those guys
It was a joke
Yeah
Maybe you could
You look pretty tough
No no
They kicked my ass
If he gets on your shoulders
Together you can do it
Together we can definitely beat them.
Like Master Blaster, yeah.
This guy be the head over here.
Yes, dovet. You're going to be the head.
Because he's the Jew.
Since you came up with circumcision, you beat the pee-pee.
On Voltron.
A hundred percent.
Hey,
was it annoying to you or satisfying
that Jon Stewart
joined the ranks of the conspiracy theorists around the world?
Well, I'm not allowed to question the origin.
Google said...
This is art, dude.
No, no, no.
Google said you're not allowed to question the origin of the lab.
I believe it came from a wet market.
Google tells the truth.
Yeah, 100%.
I think Jon Stewart should be banned.
He should.
I think Jon...
No, I'm serious.
It's dangerous.
Like, they took our last episode down
because I said that.
So, I think Jon Stewart
should not just be banned
for saying that there's a lot of evidence
that came from a lab.
Yeah.
I think he should be arrested.
Yes.
Arrested.
Oh, yeah.
And what else?
Hung?
Maybe hung?
Well, you know, let's...
Whatever.
Whatever jury decides.
Yeah.
Point is, speech is dangerous.
We know it doesn't work.
Let's get rid of it.
I agree.
I couldn't believe it.
He made jokes about it and said, oh, a penguin kissed a turtle.
It was funny.
This isn't a laughing matter.
Big tech and China, they tell us what happens.
We follow that.
Medical doctors tell us there's some other treatment.
They get arrested, too.
Shut down speech.
That's the American way.
I like where you're going with this.
No, I mean, I'm serious, man.
How can we support big tech in that? What can we do?
How can we play our part? I mean, how can we be
good patriots in shutting down free speech?
I think you just report and call for anyone
that calls for free speech to be banned permanently.
Okay. So Rogan, we got to take Rogan out of here.
Oh, well, yeah. I mean, obviously.
Yeah. He's the first one. I think we got to go get him.
He's obviously a white supremacist.
No, people all the time like saying He's obviously a white supremacist. I mean, that's what... No, people all the time
like saying,
you're a white supremacist.
They don't even say why.
They just say it.
Or now it's like, you know,
it's all the same stuff.
Is Al a white supremacist?
Because he was wearing
white face just now.
If he supports free speech,
he is.
But if a black guy
wearing white face...
They were saying Kanye
was like a white supremacist.
Oh, my God.
But he supports free speech.
And he has white kids.
Yeah, true.
I don't want to all go,
you know,
Alex Jones on you.
No, but seriously,
I mean,
it's all,
we all got our real problems,
but it's big corporations
distracting us.
Like some of the biggest
tech companies
run slave camps in China.
That's on record.
With like the worst conditions,
but oh,
they fund Black Lives Matter.
It's not that people
that care about Black
Lives Matter and are
bad it's that
corporations are hiding
behind all this
wokeness
so it's a shield for
them to do their
fucked up shit
it's a shield of
wokeness I mean that's
why these big corrupt
like they watch
defense contractors
now they're like
and I'm saying we
still need weapons
I'm not saying they're
overall bad but you
turn around like
Lockheed Martin's
like a black guy
and like all the ads.
So now it's like,
oh, wokeness is now the defense contractors.
It's like, oh, Lockheed Martin wants transgender.
It has nothing to do with it.
It's a total distraction.
Yeah.
So it's not even against the transgender
or against the black guy.
It's like, what is a corporation
that makes cruise missiles
telling us about this?
It's a distraction.
And don't you think that like,
people would be insulted?
Like if you were part of those communities,
if you're a black guy,
if you're trans,
like wouldn't you be like,
oh, you're just using me
so you can get away with your bullshit.
Yeah, there's a good word for it.
It's,
what is the word for it?
They're basically expropriating people's identity
and like using it as a camouflage for what they're doing.
It's patronizing.
Yeah.
It is a little patronizing.
Because I always grew up
wanting everybody to have freedom.
Everybody not looking at what color somebody was, but what they did, what they stood for.
Like a restaurant's got great food.
I don't care what color you are.
Music's great.
I'm going to go listen to it.
Clothes are great.
I'm going to go buy it.
Ass is fat.
You don't care what color it is.
Exactly.
Poetry's great.
Poetry.
Woman's got the curves.
Whatever it is.
Poetry, LGBT.
Yeah, you hear it, you know it's good.
So culture is the culture of what we
love and what we experience. I'm all about experiencing new cultures. When I'm trying
to get force fed some corporate culture, that's got rainbow stripes on it and a Black Lives Matter
fist. But that's not even what that is. That's just the corporations that know they've run away
with the whole future just trying to just camouflage. At what point do you think people
will start realizing the corporations are just phony and they're doing this to make a buck well i'll be honest i'm not against capitalism
i'm against making a buck i'm i'm mad at corporations trying to get us to fight with
each other while they run off with all the money oh they're like uh i'm on your side these other
corporations aren't so you should support me exactly like i saw a cartoon that showed like
a fat cat uh-huh sitting behind a desk and the left's all yelling at him, but all of a sudden the fat cat's got a rainbow
flag and everybody's worshiping him.
It's camouflage. It has nothing to do with anything.
Is there a corporation
that does it right?
Is there a corporation that stays out of the way?
Like, does Coca-Cola
try to be woke?
They're starting to be, yeah.
Really?
That's another thing is they've gotten a few corporations.
Oh, remember, yeah.
They said they're going to move out of Georgia.
Coca-Cola.
Something.
Something with Georgia.
Over the baseball game.
Yeah, the All-Star game.
Maybe they weren't going to.
Something over voter restrictions.
They're all involved.
That's what's sad is, like, if I go to a football game or a baseball game or anything, it's
really true. I don't want politics. I don't want right wing or left wing if I go to a football game or a baseball game or anything, it's really true.
I don't want politics.
I don't want right wing or left wing.
I want to forget about this.
But I try to go see movies now.
It ruins it.
It's just like everything is a message.
Everything.
Like, here's the deal.
I've got three daughters.
I'm all about women having any job they want, going to space, being the boss, being the
president.
But you go to every movie, the woman beats the guy's ass.
She's the hero.
The men are all idiots.
That goes back to Married with Children where, you Children where the dad's an idiot. There's a real
admitted agenda, and I actually got the research,
to make men feel pathetic, to break up our
families, and to remove us so the corporations
are the daddy. From who? From whom?
Who's doing that? You said you got a memo on it.
Who said that? The Tavistock Institute,
a lot of those different corporate groups in the
60s and 70s said that was their plan.
Well, it goes back to the Carnegie Endowment.
After World War I
and then World War II
they said
the answer to ending war
is to get rid of men.
They said masculinity
causes war
which is oversimplification
and stupid.
And then so they said
we're going to feminize men.
It's like Black Lives Matter
says our job is to get rid
of the nuclear family
and to get black men
to become trans.
Sounds like if aliens
landed on planet Earth
they'd say
we come for your testicles. I mean the first thing they say is we don't want men. and to get black men to become trans. Sounds like if aliens landed on planet Earth, they'd say,
we come for your testicles.
I mean, the first thing they say is,
we don't want men.
Well, what is that?
You're being conquered.
The first thing the Romans would do when they would take over
was get rid of the men of the group they conquered.
The first thing any conquering group does
is kill the men.
Right.
And then enslave the women and the children.
And then who is they, though?
Like, who wants to,
who's going to use that power system?
These are just formulas of dominance and control
that if that if you can wipe out
um
most of the men or dumb them
down or or or feminize them
right then you're not going to have opposition i mean you know grizzly
bears will eat their own
baby if it's a male the male will
get a you know a a female
grizzly pregnant then she has
a male he'll come and smell it.
If it's a male, he can tell the smell.
He'll kill his own son.
Yeah.
Because he doesn't want that competition down the road.
Would you eat a human?
You know, that was a big piece I did.
What?
Have you seen this?
No.
Oh, buddy.
Would you eat a human?
I will eat your fucking ass like corn on the cob.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm ready.
Woo. Yeah, no, that cob. I'm ready. Woo.
Yeah, no, that probably got 50 million views.
Yeah.
Remember there was a,
there was an article called,
written back in the day.
I don't know if that's the healthiest decision.
Over 200 years.
You should watch,
maybe get some vegetables.
You could eat a plant-based human.
Akash is vegetarian.
Over 200 years ago.
That might be good.
There was a Irish nobleman
who saw that the Irish
were starving to death and the British didn't care.
So he wrote a modest proposal.
And he said, let's just start
having the Irish cook their children on little piglets
and sell them to the British to eat.
Jonathan Swift.
Satire.
And so I said, this is a Jonathan Swift satire on my own show.
And then I
said all that on air and I said
this is satire so I said if we're going to have a lockdown that starves the third world to death
then we should be ready to collapse here and eat our neighbors because within about 10 to 15 days
depending on estimates most people either commit suicide or become cannibals so I said then within
that spectrum I'm ready to not watch my children starve to death you left us that want the
lockdowns and wonder by starving to death I will eat eat your ass. It was all a satire.
And I told him it was satire in a 10 minute ramp. They added it down to two minutes, got
over 50 million views and people, and then my neighbors both moved out on both sides
of me. So that's how you get your neighbors to move away. Well, that's the trick. It sounds
like you won. It sounds like a big win. Did you buy the houses to move away. Well, that's the trick. It sounds like you won, dog.
Yeah.
It sounds like a big win.
Did you buy the houses when they left?
No, I don't have that much money.
I ain't got Joe Rogan money around here.
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show how much money do you have?
Not that much.
But you got to have millions or something.
Nah, you're doing all right. You have full security detail.
You're doing all right.
Taking helicopters and shit.
You might not be pre-Twitter censorship, but you're doing all right.
You got to be doing okay.
You got a lot of people who love you, support what you do.
Here's the deal.
At the end of the day, I'm not trying to make money.
Money's just a symbol of energy I use to do what I want politically.
I could have – I had the head of the Kissinger Group about 14 years ago.
He even did it in front of my crew members, and it wasn't off record,
so that's why I tell the story.
It's happened other times too.
And that Kissinger Group is the top of the deal.
Rothkopf, he'd written a book, Superglass, and he wanted to call my show,
and I said, you're coming on my show while we're on the phone.
It's radio TV.
He goes, no, I know you're Alex Jones.
You need to come to New York.
You're the leader of the populist movement in America.
We can get you a really great job, blah, blah, blah.
You're going to make billions.
It's a great thing.
And he's like, you just need to stop what you're doing and come on up here.
And I'd already had him try to buy me off before other groups.
He said it all in front of my old producer who still works for us, John Harmon.
And it was like a 20-minute conversation.
I'm saying, just come to New York, man.
We're going to, you know, it's okay.
We got it all set up for you, everything.
And he still went on to the interview and then basically said,
oh, you're an idiot.
You're going to lose and hung up on me at the end.
But I mean, that's an example of, that's an on the record,
somebody saying, I mean, you know.
Come on board.
Come on board, yeah.
Well, yeah, because you're a powerful mouthpiece.
People listen to you.
I was on about 300 radio stations back then and getting really big.
And I had my own independent, one of the only
independent people, but they buy everybody.
I'm curious. On your
way up, this is a serious question. On your
way up, at what point do you realize
I'm really
good at this?
I'm really good at this. People listen to what I say
and I could have serious influence
in American culture if not.
That's a great question.
You know, you have that thought.
I had that thought 15 years ago,
and then you just get wild on air,
and that's what they're listening to.
You're being real.
And then a lot of it's hyperbole.
A lot of it's serious.
You're not lying to people.
When you're joking, you're joking,
and then they take it out of context.
But then I realized there's people that listen to me
as if all of it's serious.
And so I screw around on your show
because people know we're having fun.
Yeah.
But on my own show,
I don't ever do it anymore because either the media misrepresents it or my
own list or some of them.
Don't you miss it?
Oh,
absolutely.
Don't you miss just wiling out,
having fun,
saying whatever the fuck you want.
Well,
absolutely.
Because as a gun owner,
every time there's a mass shooting and they say all gun owners are to blame i want to just
throw that back to you kind of like when um nadler here in new york got asked about antifa
when they were burning out half the country last summer and he goes they don't exist
well antifa does exist but where are they now what happened so biden wins and then it's all over
they're still attacking people here
and there. But yeah, they're trying to keep conservatives.
Christians can't have prayer vigils. They can't march
down the street in a bunch of cities. They're fascists. But my
point is, is that, because I wasn't clear
about it, it's my fault, is that he
just came out and Adler just said there is no such thing
as Antifa. So when people would
accuse gun owners in general of
being behind mass shootings, I'd say, oh yeah, that just doesn't
exist either. I mean, you're kind of playing that same game.
And people go, oh, my God.
But then, see, I see the power I've got as almost everything I cover is serious.
So when I make a satirical comment, I can't do that anymore
because it'll be taken out of context.
But here you can do it.
Here I can do it.
Yeah, but they'll even, man, I'm telling you.
And again, it's not that they have the power to censor.
They're destroying themselves doing that. It's that I want to show you they have the power to censor they're destroying themselves
doing that it's that i want to show you guys if they do censor this that you jump through every
single hoop and it's still about the power of people that didn't build this don't have your
audience didn't do all the work you guys collectively have done for decades they are still god in charge
of what you can say and what you can do and that it's worth dying for to not have that and these
people that have no damn talent over us,
misrepresenting who we are and lying about us and dividing us.
I do agree they have no talent.
That I firmly agree with.
Isn't there like...
The people running it, though.
Yeah, yeah.
100%.
I mean, the head of YouTube, I'm not even against this woman.
She goes on stages and goes,
I was talking to my girlfriend and she said,
why is Alex Jones still in there?
And I said, I agree.
And then my son said,
I listened to him
and I said,
that's it,
he's banned.
Like,
what the hell is that, man?
You can find the clip.
Really?
Yeah.
Well,
it's a good thing
we don't have Alex Jones
on this episode.
Yeah.
No.
But that's what I mean,
since when,
like,
oh,
well,
she's a woman
so she's allowed
to ban everybody.
It's like,
like,
like,
like,
like,
I mean,
and like,
people are like,
oh God,
you're talking about,
oh,
oh God,
since when do you not talk about the CEO of the biggest media company in the world that has the most viewers? Since when? Oh, because it's a woman again. It's not women running any of that stuff, man. It's big banks. They just put women and whoever at the front. Oh, put a black guy here, put a woman here. But it's not because those people aren't capable. These companies have created monopolies. They're blocking everybody from moving up, and then they just put a few token people up in front.
Oh, look, our spokesperson's black.
Did you actually really put the people on the board of directors?
Did you actually fund their real businesses?
No, you gave them a little pat on the head.
Mascotism.
Mascotism.
So who owns who the baby?
Take that, run with it.
Exactly.
If Hitler would have had a black mascot, he'd have won.
I'm serious.
If Hitler, that evil guy, was wearing a pink uniform and had rainbow flags
and had unicorns shooting out his ass, we'd be under Hitler's control right now.
So these big corporations learned how to do it.
So you got like gay Hitler with glitter shooting out his ass.
He's like, I'm gay Hitler.
I'm going to spy on you and make you take these inoculations
and I'm going to control everything you say
but I'm gay
so it's alright
Zig Haier
oh that rainbow flag
ain't working
look I got a black puppet
right here
I got a woman
oh I got a
do you ever wish
that you were a gay woman
well I am a gay woman
I mean seriously
all I want
let me tell you
I learned real quick
the best teammate to have
is a hot lipstick lesbian.
Okay.
Because once you got one of those, you just go into any bar.
The only problem is how many women you're going to be pulling out of there.
Real.
Then you're back at the crib, like three, four women.
Whiskey bottles are flying around at 5 a.m.
Yeah.
That's all theater.
Now, that was theater.
That's never happened.
Guys, I'm a virgin.
Women have always shunned me my entire life.
Really?
Oh, they hate me.
Really?
No.
So you had a lipstick lesbian co-pilot.
I've had to cut back from 1.5 women a day.
You were at 5 women a day.
I have done that a few times.
Three a day is a good moderation.
How many you have before you came here? It's about
3 p.m. I'm married.
I was the best lady ever. One lady.
Oh, wow. Bravo.
Good for you. She's my co-pup.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no, no, dude.
She might. You never, never.
She went there once tonight. You'll meet her. She's a good girl. So really great. I'm not going to say her name. No. Because we no, no. Whoa, dude. She might, you never, never. Sure, there was not. You made her. She's a good girl.
Of course.
It'll be great.
I'm not going to say her name.
No.
Because we got to protect.
It's all, it's, hey.
Is it public record?
This is all theater.
This is theater.
You might have a husband that you bring to dinner tonight.
Don't tell me I'm married.
Did we just out it?
Did we have to cut it?
Listen.
Did we just out Alex Jones?
Joe got married two years ago secretly and I don't know why
Joe sucked me into this.
They tie me up.
They're going to tie you up.
It's never been tied up.
We're a fun cult.
That was a joke too.
None of it's real. This is party time.
This is not Adrena Chrome.
No, but seriously
I believe you still You want me to drink some? No, I believe you. I believe you that still you go off the label.
Hey, but let me just get back to what you said.
That's a really complex question that I want to answer.
What was the question you were saying?
Did you ever realize how much power you got?
I think we need to realize how almost all of us have power.
No, no, no, no, not power.
I'm curious before.
Did you ever go, oh, shit, I'm good at this?
But then it's the realization of then, no, no, no, not power. I'm curious before. Did you ever go, oh shit, I'm good at this.
But then it's the realization of then.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
I realized I'm good at stuff until I'm really bad.
Like some stuff's really good.
And then something comes out really bad.
You're really good at talking.
You're really interesting to listen to.
And you're really fun to listen to.
So I'm curious at what point you realize that.
Do you first go, I see. You should shave your legs on air.
Sorry. Go ahead. I apologize. When do I realize? Go ahead. realize that do you first go I I do have a nice leg right there that's a nice little point out but listen that's your man right there you can't be talking
crazy like that in front of him. He might get jealous.
I'm going to get you both fighting with each other.
You actually might have another
fight. You know that there's someone else that really
likes Akash. And he thinks he got there
first. And he happens to be the UFC middleweight
champion of the world. One of the greatest
fighters in history, Israel Adesanya,
heard that you were hitting on Akash.
And Akash was his boo before.
And he had this to say, Alex.
Dudes love me, Alex.
Some nightclub.
I love you, boo.
You're looking nice today, by the way.
Tell Alex, what's his name?
What's his name?
He was looking at you all crazy.
Next time I see him,
I might have to slap him, motherfucker.
Alex Jones?
Alex Jones?
Or Dylan?
Yeah, he was looking at you all crazy.
I had to tell him, no, Alex Jones.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tell him to back the fuck up.
All right, you get it.
You might have to sooner than later, my brother.
We got a feeding frenzy going over you.
Hey, I've done it.
I did what you're trying to do with Andrew and me.
I got dudes fighting over me.
He's got dudes fighting.
You have to go up against a UFC middleweight champion
if you want Akash's cheeks.
I think he wants me.
Oh.
So it's not about Akash.
It's actually about you.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
We've been dating for a while.
You and Israel.
That guy.
Yeah, that's Israel.
Whatever his name is.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, he don't want to join with Israel, this guy.
You know what I mean?
Touchy subject.
You know what I mean?
That's another joke.
Go ahead.
Get back to the big question.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Find a guy named Palestine,
he'll fuck that shit out of you.
No, no, no.
I realized a long time ago
that being on air,
having fun is powerful.
But I tell you,
I got to know Mike Judge
like 10 years ago,
but I knew him before that.
Great Mike Judge.
Beavis and Butthead.
Yeah.
King of the Hill.
Videocracy.
So we're out at this bar,
we're out at this bar drinking with some friends.
And he goes, you know, in his own voice.
I can't copy his voice, but he's like, you know.
You just did your voice.
I was watching.
He tried to do an impression of someone else.
He goes, you know, I based King of the Hill off you.
No.
Yeah.
And I'm sitting there going, excuse me?
And he goes, well, you and those other two hillbilly guys you do these shows with.
Back in like 1995, 1996, I was writing King of the Hill then. And years later, I'm at there going, excuse me? And he goes, well, you and those other two hillbilly guys you do these shows with. Back in like 1995, 1996, I was writing King of the Hillmen.
And years later, I'm at his house.
He goes, yeah, here it is.
He pulls out a videotape and puts it in.
And it's me on AXS TV and it's notes and everything.
But see, I didn't even realize I was on AXS TV.
What character?
You're Hank or Boomhauer?
It's a composite of all these hillbilly rednecks that he would watch to then riff off of to create the character.
So it's a distillation.
But yeah, the guy that is always, who's the guy that's always the conspiracy guy about helicopters?
I think I know who you're talking about.
I think I remember that character.
He was married to like the Native American girl or something like that.
Yeah, and he thinks his son is like obviously Native American.
Yeah, yeah, but he never picks up on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, anyways.
Hail Gribble.
Yeah, yeah, that sounds right.
Yeah, I know.
This is a real video. They took me off YouTube so you can't see it, but. Hill Gribble. Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah, I know. This is a real video.
They took me off YouTube
so you can't see it,
but you can find it somewhere.
It's Alex Jones.
Interviews Mike Judge.
He told the story on video.
But the point was,
I was realizing like,
wait a minute.
I was on the air in like 1996
and that influenced
King of the Hill massively.
And so I learned
all this stuff later.
But I mean, I learned like
stuff you do,
you're having passionate
talks about things,
you don't always see the effect of it.
Everything just kind of bounces off everything else.
And so I just realized that.
And that was before the internet.
Yeah.
Right, when you were popping.
So you didn't really know how big you were.
Well, I was on AXS TV in Austin for the first few years.
Then I got a local radio show.
Then I got syndicated.
But enough about that.
I'm just saying the internet tells you immediately.
Yeah, there's no feedback. Think about about old tv you watch tv you read a
newspaper it didn't two-way know what you were reading or thinking yes it wasn't think about tv
now watches you as much as you watch it and you get to talk back you get to tweet at the star you
get to whatever back in the day you just watched and then you went about your day you weren't like
hey i'm gonna tweet jennifer anderson on friends you just watched friends and then went to sleep
and it was much more relaxing.
I'm not against interfacing
and things,
but that's all been abused massively.
But try and answer your point
because it's really important.
I don't worry about that anymore.
I never sat there
and realized how much
a big effect I was having
until about 10 years ago.
I never really went out
on the road.
I never really went out
and did big events.
And then Trump was running
and I would go to
some of his rallies
and I was being mobbed as much as him. And media saw that and freaked out they're like Alex Jones is the
enemy so then they started like making up all this crazy stuff and saying I ran Trump and told Trump
what to do and I was Trump brain none of it was true but like I mean I'd be at events though my
secret service like commander Jones go right in because they all believe the media that I was like
in charge of Trump and as fun as it is to say, I was, none of it was true.
He'd been on my show and stuff, but it was like, it was like they,
cause the media said,
so then I learned that next level of like every channel is saying Alex Jones
runs Trump. Alex Jones is a psychotic Alex.
Look at these crazy things Alex Jones did.
So they edit all these weird things I did and funny things I did and joke
things I did all together. And then it only made me bigger.
So then they thought it would hurt Trump, made Trump bigger.
And then they went totally insane after that.
So I've just experienced all the weird corporate heads,
like trying to figure out how to destroy me.
They could have just ignored me early on.
They made me like way bigger.
And then it doesn't matter.
Now I'm like this demon symbol to them that they want to destroy.
But they tried to bring you in.
Yeah.
Some of the,
but they're not all like,
not necessarily the media outlets, but the people of power, these institutions. Yeah. Some of the, but they're not all like, not necessarily the media outlets,
but the,
the people of power,
these institutions.
Before I got really huge as a mouthpiece.
They,
yeah.
Cause they're getting everybody though.
Yeah.
So that,
I guess my,
my follow-up question to that is you're not the only person they've tried to
do that with.
Oh,
it is everybody.
So who are the other people that they've decided you're going to be the
mouthpiece is like,
is Andrew Yang one of those people?
Like absolutely.
Andrew Yang is a hundred percent.
Somebody that's been called in the room
and given the universal credit score and universal income.
That's all Davos Group, UN, Klaus Schwab stuff.
Really?
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
You have to introduce the button.
Oh, yeah, we have a button.
Because we can't talk about a guy running for public office.
God forbid.
Oh, my God.
Shut up.
I deserve double slaps.
Give me another bottle.
That's right.
Give me another bottle.
Do we have one?
All right.
Grab it.
But, okay.
So, Andrew Yang, a perfect example, right?
He gets brought in.
He runs.
He has an interesting campaign.
Maybe he's separate from these influencing factors, right?
These powerful people.
And then, all of a sudden, he gets a job at CNN out of nowhere.
When he gets a job at CNN,
wasn't he like a commentator when he gets a job?
Is that how you know?
You're like,
Oh,
okay.
He's plugged in.
I have nothing against Andrew Yang.
I see how when he was unpopular,
they kept pushing him.
And then I know what the Davos group initiative,
what is the Davos group?
Like what is that?
Break that down for us.
If you go down to the UN building in New York,
it's a few miles from here.
It's all like,
you won't live in cities soon.
You won't have family soon.
Soon you'll live in communes,
which is literally like living in a tent city
or living permanently in boot camp.
And it's like communism.
I mean, there's giant signs saying,
and it shows you will live here.
And it's like a concentration camp.
It shows a picture of it.
And they say, you will own nothing.
You will have nothing you can pull
this up it's super creepy it's super
out of control but I'm not allowed to reject
it I'm not human so I love it
I love Andrew Yang I love
Bill Gates I love the shots
I love it I want to live in a
commune I love it I love it
I love being hit in the head with bottles
well I'm not going to do it yet but anyway
okay so just
build that suspense we're gonna build it sit there it's gonna be nice and good you might have to hit
me but be careful you can cut your finger i'm smart i'll hit you in the back of the head um
can you thank you very much so okay so i guess my my curiosity is who are these other figures so
yang is one of them you think he was brought in they bring you in they sit you down like they did
with you and they're like listen you're an influential figure. People listen to you.
They care about what you have to say.
I'd say it's more like baseball cards.
Okay.
These globalists collect baseball cards.
They collect yachts.
They collect mistresses.
They collect art.
And then anybody they see
that's an up-and-comer,
just like Hollywood tries to sign
a good star,
music would try to sign up
Jimi Hendrix.
I mean,
they just go out and talent scout
and try to buy everybody up.
And everybody gets the same speech.
Oh, you're going to be a big star.
You don't want to be on this crusade.
You want to be on this big star.
You'll be able to influence us
once you join us and work with our larger agenda.
You'll come to these meetings and all the rest of it.
But I already had family and people
that were involved in some of that.
I already knew the story.
I already knew what was going on.
Right, okay.
And then can you tell me any other people you think
who are also part of this?
Hollywood people.
Name names.
It could be Hollywood.
It could be politics.
Like just who are the people that we've looked at
and you're like, why the fuck are you famous?
Like, do you ever look at someone and go,
why the fuck are you famous?
Well, that's like The Rock.
You look at The Rock and you go,
that guy is super funny.
He's photogenic.
He's super good looking. We know why he's a movie star. Exactly. Arnold Schwarzenegger. You know why he's a movie star guy is super funny he's photogenic he's super good
looking we know why he's a movie star exactly arnold schwarzenegger you know why he's a movie
star but yeah a lot of these people uh who are the fakes it's because they are little corporate
mouthpieces that go out and say what they're supposed to do and i and i think somebody like
this like steven cobert he was funny as the steven cobert character he was really good
yeah whenever the jokes were being written by john Stewart. Now, or whatever it was,
the point is that now they admit like Charles Schumer,
the Senator of New York,
calls him and says what should be in his bits.
No.
That's in the news.
No.
Same thing with some of the funnier late night guys.
He used to be really funny.
You wonder, why aren't they funny now?
They admit in the news that they get calls
from Democrat spokespersons.
And Senator Schumer goes, I'd like you to talk to this guy.
He's my cousin.
He's a funny guy.
And those guys know that corporately, their job and their contract is pursuant to a weird New York senator.
Can you imagine if a senator calls up?
Oh, Andrew, I'd kind of like to see this in your piece.
You say, fuck you, man.
Can you imagine?
I'm out here like, okay, Senator Schumer says I'm supposed to say this now.
Here's Schumer's joke.
So this old man can sit there and watch and go,
I control that young man.
It's all about these guys that got into power,
basically, you know, maneuvered their way,
didn't have what it took, controlling people.
That's their power trip.
So the power trip is finding these figures
that do have talent and then utilizing
that talent to exalt their opinions and views on the world absolutely and well and let them build
up and get a following first so they have the trust of the people and then we flip them bingo
and the people that they don't flip they got a silence yes and that's what happens with you
they tried to do that with joe instead. Instead, we just rush the whole fucking system
and say, fuck you,
and we have a whole new renaissance.
Because all a renaissance is,
it's not a utopia.
It's saying, all the old fucking weird shit,
we throw it out.
All the old weird shit's like,
oh, rainbow flags.
Oh, look, black people.
That's not, it's all exploiting
gay people and black people.
There's nothing to do with rainbow flags
and gay people.
They're just literally sitting there
putting that out.
We need a total renaissance
to overthrow the entire thing and empower everybody. What you just literally sitting there putting that out. We need a total renaissance to overthrow the
entire thing and empower everybody.
You're not saying let's get rid of rainbow flags
and black people. That's what it sounded like.
You're saying they're mascotting the rainbow flags
and the black people. No, get rid of the
front. Imagine if I walked in here
and I said, I really like black
people. Do what I say.
I like black people. You're a fucking opportunist.
I see what you're saying fucking opportunist i i see what
you're saying i see what you're saying but this is interesting no no i'm saying they can't don't
get rid of rainbow flags and black people i'm saying to the people that are using rainbow flags
and black people i'm just saying stop listening to them yeah like when some defense contractor
has a rainbow flag you're like dude that's not you know you're killing people but you're using
this rainbow flag so we think protection You think you have good intentions.
You don't.
It's predatory.
No, but it does.
Listen, I don't know if it's 100% true, but it does make perfect sense that a guy like
Stephen Colbert, who was absolutely hilarious when he was on the Colbert show, he was absolutely
hilarious when he was on The Daily Show, moves to this late night show and is just not funny.
Because just not because they give the speech writers, they give the joke writers,
here's the talking points, make it funny.
Now, here's the thing.
We assume as comedians, we're like, oh, being on network TV
limits your ability to be funny.
But you're not saying that.
You're saying once you're on network TV,
you're part of this system that dictates the opinion of the joke.
Only starting about 10 years ago
because before they thought news
could manipulate people, but people learned
that news was bullshit. And so they went,
okay, what do they still trust? They trust comics,
they trust movie stars. So comics and movie
stars were always political, but they
fully came in and now their full thrust
is that.
They looked at the people
who have actual influence.
By the way,
I'm not picking on rainbow flags
and that stuff
or any of that.
I'm saying that's what
they've chosen to use
in their corporate advertising.
But don't they realize
that there's pushback on that?
Like, I'm seeing what's happened
with the whole Chrissy Teigen thing
and it's just so fascinating to watch
because she was this woman
who was exalted
for like calling
out races calling out bigots calling out the people who weren't woke on twitter and now it
seems like the internet loves to devour they have this thirst like if she says something crazy 10
years ago they can't wait to cancel her even though that's exactly exactly like what what is
the what is the chrissy teigen thing that't understand. Like, why is there so much of a fascination with this woman?
Who gives a fuck?
Well, the media wants to give power to the mob to control it
so that everybody else is scared to speak their mind.
And so they'll destroy this person.
They'll destroy that person.
Even though she's on the right side?
Even though Chrissy Teigen is fighting for what is woke?
Yeah, but they want to show their own people
that you've always got to adopt.
They don't want to give power.
Once they build you up, you might be too powerful.
They can't control you.
Yeah.
So then they expose of you.
That's what it is.
There's not supposed to be any...
Here's a great analogy.
It's a 1970s film, and today you watch it.
It's cheesy, but it's James Caan, Rollerball.
You ever seen that?
Yeah.
If you watch the 1974, 5, whatever it is, movie, Rollerball,
that's the whole deal where there's global corporations,
everybody's been brought down to the same level,
except the corporate chiefs.
And there's one guy who keeps winning this game,
and they go, no, everybody's got to lose in the end
because we're the corporations
we only win and that's what it is so they want to control everything build it up destroy it build it
up destroy it because it's the managers of hollywood and big media and big tech that literally
have little dick syndrome and do not like all the but listen they're going to fail until the late
50s everything in ho in Hollywood was a contract system
where you were owned by a studio and you didn't even make much.
People finally did their own deal and expanded, and that broke that up.
And so the answer is everybody just doing their own thing
like you're doing right now.
Take podcasting.
I mean, it's just people in a room talking.
People choose what they like.
So the system's got to come in and try to hold their thumb down on that
because they can't.
Because they don't like the very idea of it.
So they go,
Oh,
let's censor these idiot,
David Duke people.
No,
let's hear David Duke.
He's an idiot.
He discredits himself.
Like,
why do I want to censor him?
Because he's an idiot.
And so it's the same.
You're like,
let him be an idiot.
People will see,
it will expose.
If you discredit,
if you don't even show him,
he doesn't have the opportunity to be an idiot.
He exposes himself.
Exactly.
Let him talk. But if you censor him him you make it kind of alluring like why are
they censoring then it gets worse so so first it's him and i'm like yeah i'm not gonna really
stand up for the kkk i don't like him and the next it's well it's a right-wing guy or it's a
gun group or it's a it's an anti-war group and soon when you didn't stand up for them that's
the american system says everybody gets to speak what i don't understand is maybe we're in a
different situation we're very fortunate we're in a different situation
we're very fortunate
we're lucky that we have
the freedom that we do
but what I don't understand
is why do successful people
who are already
financially solvent
right
like a Colbert
doesn't need money
I assume
a Jimmy Kimmel
doesn't need extra money
why is it so easy
for them to be like
okay
I'll just say
whatever you want
that you're already worth tens of millions of dollars
they get in the groove and that's what they do
but what they just need to be
pat on the back they need to be told that they're great
they need to be invited to the party
Jimmy Kimmel was famous from the man show
he was famous from whatever he did before that
here's why it happened
this is a big secret which I only figured out
last year
Donald Trump
was one of the worst things to ever happen to America.
Whoa.
Wow.
Whoa.
Hot take.
Hold on.
Hot take.
Oh.
Bingo, baby.
That actually kind of feels good.
It's like a massage.
Okay.
I think you're good.
Okay.
Go on.
No, seriously I'm not
I'm not putting Trump down
Trump meant well, but if you really pull back
The way he radicalized
The left, the way he got people
You are sweating a lot, did you take a COVID vaccine
Before you came here, what's going on
No man, I'm a fat motherfucker
Okay, this is good This room is really hot No, man, I'm a fat motherfucker.
No, here's the thing.
This room is really hot.
It is a hot room. Yeah, it is hot.
We keep it hot.
We keep it nice and hot.
That's you, buddy.
We keep it hot.
We got to keep out those lizards, man.
The lizard people.
That's true.
Oh, they like it hot.
Uh-oh.
Are we outing ourselves?
Okay, but go back.
So Donald Trump, the way he did, he radicalized.
Well, no, here's the deal.
I've learned about Hegelian dialectics.
Okay.
I've got a lot of glass in my hair.
It's a new thing.
Yeah.
It's like I'm a stripper now.
I have glitter all over me.
I'm actually a top stripper.
I know.
I see him every Tuesday night in Austin.
No, seriously.
Here's the deal.
There's a big populist movement against globalism.
Trump did win the election.
He gets in.
But then they're able to so panic the left
to get them to censor and to get them to attack speech and to get them to go out and do all these
horrible things that now they basically escalated American politics to where people aren't even
thinking about the actual issues anymore. It's become so tribal and it wasn't Donald Trump that
did it. It was the media that basically built him into this demon and then used that symbol to get all their people on board
to doing things that liberals would never say, get rid of free speech. I mean, I remember the
ACLU would say, I don't agree with the KKK, but we're going to sue this town that won't let them
march. Let them march. They get laughed at and yelled at. Now they like ban them from marching.
Now they ban everybody from marching. And it's very dangerous because who decides who can do that?
Who decides who can't?
So what you're saying is in the same way that you ban a book
and then make it a bestseller,
that's what liberals are doing by banning so many people.
You're just making them famous.
You know, that's part of it.
But they also use the hatred of Trump to get liberals
to go against the very foundation of liberal philosophy.
That's what he just said about her.
Okay, got you. Right? Isn't that crazy? And by the way, Schultz, that's how you're a what he just said about her. Okay. Got you.
Right.
In that crazy.
By the way,
Schultz,
that's how you're a lovable,
likable guy.
So are you guys.
You sell your male fans out there.
I mean,
that's why they,
they can't sell sensory and getting rid of you because they know you're one
of the top comics out there.
I mean,
everything you do gets like three,
four,
5 million,
10 million views.
So whether you like to admit it,
you're not the reason Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan are talking about you is because you're obviously going to be one of the top comedians in the country and the world you already are. So you're like, four, five million, 10 million views. So whether you like to admit it or not, the reason Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan are talking about you
is because you're obviously going to be one of the top comedians
in the country and the world.
You already are.
So you're like, hey, when did you realize how big you are?
We all need to realize how big we are.
Every voice is powerful, but yours is really big.
And so that's why you've been somewhat left alone
is because they can see you're innocent and you're successful.
And if you turn against them, they've got a problem.
Just like Joe Rogan.
Another great point you made like Joe Rogan,
another red point.
You made Joe Rogan.
I'm not gonna tell the inside baseball,
but YouTube really messed with him.
He's this nice guy.
He tried to work with them.
They used him working with them,
like giving them attention,
having guests on being friendly to even dominating more.
So he went and made a new deal to go over there.
They tried to censor him.
He was cool about it inside Inside beat him, defeated him,
came back out as total control of the show.
But he had to go through hell to do that.
And now you get to see the real Joe Rogan,
who everybody loves even more,
who's more populist, more courage,
great guests, kicking ass.
But he was like more of a cerebral guy than me.
I just attack like King Kong.
I get fucked with.
Joe Rogan like jujitsu'd him,
fucking, I guess the words
judo'd him
used their own attacks
on him.
That's why Joe was like
oh I'm dumb.
No he's a smart motherfucker.
Oh yes.
Anybody who says
they're dumb
is a smart motherfucker.
100% so yeah.
So I mean that's where
it comes from
is that Joe loves
everybody like super
it's not like a fake thing
with him.
He loves everybody.
He's like why don't we all just come together?
Why don't we all just,
he's literally a good guy that got immense power without even wanting it.
It's not like his goal is like,
I'm going to be the most powerful voice in media.
No,
they just kept fucking with it.
No,
they kept fucking with it and pushing him to the top.
And it was so funny.
He hit me once.
He was like,
dude,
every time one of these like hit pieces comes out on me,
my numbers skyrocket.
It's like, they don't even realize no no no no no more more attack pieces
that's the thing is joe joe's so nice he would project himself on the things i don't have like
23 years now he would project himself no alex people aren't that mean they're not that bad now
he's like past me yeah like where he he's like all he does is research now he knows everything
yeah he's so it's definitely an exciting situation he's the best me. Yeah. Like where he, he's like, all he does is research. Now he knows everything. Yeah. He's,
it's definitely an exciting situation.
He's a bad,
because if you can,
you know,
it's not like I told Joe Rogan what to think.
He just saw it for himself.
Yeah.
You're like,
look at this stuff.
I wonder if they,
I wonder if like,
uh, those people that like reach out to you,
these people that reach out to different folks,
like,
I wonder if they understand who they can and can influence.
Like,
I doubt anybody reached out to Joe and was like,
we'd like to control you now.
I bet they're like, yeah, we're not going to be able to control this guy.
We just got to try to like radicalize him or.
No, they just do stuff like, oh, hi, the YouTube president wants to talk to you.
Joe didn't tell me this.
I've got these calls like 10 years ago.
But then I talked to Joe and I'm going to give anything away.
But it's like, why don't you just try to work with these guidelines?
Come on, be a team player.
And you're like, and then the minute you halfway give in,
they get even worse.
It's like being controlled by a pimp or something.
And it's just like, Joe's like, fuck this, man.
I mean, I'm not going to say what he's told me probably.
He talks to you even more than me, but I know he loves you.
But the point is, is like, you get that thing as a man
where you're like, man, you're not going to fucking enslave me.
You're not going to tell me what I'm gonna fucking do in a certain but then joe's
smart about it he's been more like but i mean here's the deal new world order you radicalize
joe rogan you keep fucking pushing man you don't fucking stop leave us the fuck alone but no they
radicalize me i used to be anti george bush and i still am anti war everything they call me a right
wing fucking nazi yeah i've been fucking arrested twice by george w bush not a fucking right winger to be anti-George Bush and I still am. Anti-war everything. They call me a right-wing fucking Nazi. Yeah.
I've been fucking arrested twice by George W. Bush.
I'm not a fucking right-winger.
Yeah.
But they don't stop, man.
They just lie and lie
and attack and attack.
And they make you
get in a position
of saying,
okay, I'm a fucking man up.
I'm way fucking smarter than you
and I'm more popular than you
and now I'm going to
run your ass over.
Let's go.
Fucking go.
And you know what?
And here's the thing
and this is how
you know it works it works right i'm 37 akash 37 mark this is the next generation of comedian
mark is 24 years old 24 years old okay i i can't speak for you but i imagine you're like i have to
create my own thing i imagine you're not going i need to create my own thing. I imagine you're not going, I need to audition
and see what the next show on Showtime is or Comedy Central or any of these. I have to create
my own thing. And maybe I will do deals with Comedy Central, Netflix or these things, but
I have to create my own thing. Obviously, Mark is integral in this whole process and building
everything that we've built here. He co-wrote the Netflix special. But the point is the influence
of Rogan, the influence of all the guys, you,
the guys who have gone independent and built careers,
is starting to take place in the next generation.
The next generation is not going, how do I get on CNN?
They're not going, how do I get on Comedy Central?
They're going, I want my own fucking shit.
And you just said it.
That's why you're better than I am at this.
Exactly.
You just crystallized it.
Everyone gets it now that it's about being your own person
he's not thinking let somebody call me and tell me what to do some old fucking man
some old white man talk about white people bunch of old fucking white people fuck you man
i'm not gonna listen to you and so and so that's the deal is that is that he's doing his own deal
that's gonna give him pleasure in doing his own deal and seeing that successful that's why these
guys can't control us.
So they think, oh, I'll just scare this guy.
I'll scare that guy. I'll mess with Joe Rogan and tell him what he can say.
All he does is create a whole new deal and get 10 times more radical.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you think, Mark?
That's powerful.
Do you think that that's something that is specific to you?
Or do you think other comics your age are also taking that same approach?
No, I think it's generational.
That everyone, not even comics, but i just think all content creators like the rise of like youtube and all these other like platforms
is like democratized content creators and they're seeing the like the further generation they go
yeah i'll just do that and that's that's i think it's taking shape it's not about what old man you
gotta go kiss their ass and who it's like it's like hey people want it they're gonna buy it bro
it used to drive me nuts i would go to these these comedy festivals and i would see comics like kissing these
executives asses oh god it would fucking disgust me and i was like i just can't do it i cannot do
it there's got to be another fucking way that's what happened to me the times i said i didn't
sell out like hey we're gonna fly out to hollywood a jet's gonna pick you up this is like 18 years
ago and like i'm on a jet like well these are the stewardesses I know they're trying to set me up
I'm not fucking the stewardesses and I get there yeah and it's all like these old men like
like they're patting you on the butt like who's the famous black guy I've told the story to me
they didn't joke who's the famous black guy that's like an idiocracy a bunch of the movies
who told the story like he's at these executive meetings
and the guys are
grabbing his dick?
Tim Meadow?
He's not an idiocracy.
No, no.
Who plays the
president of the
idiocracy?
Oh, Terry Crews.
Oh, Terry Crews.
Yeah, fucking
badass.
Terry Crews.
He tells that story.
Well, I told the
story.
Shit, I've had
Hollywood execs
grab my dick
three times.
Really?
Did they like what
they felt or was it
like, eh?
I told you it's
very small.
The point is, is that... Wait, who grabbed your dick it like, I mean, I told you it's very small. The point is,
is that,
Wait,
who grabbed your dick?
Well,
I'm not going to say the story.
One of them died.
One of them,
but the point was,
these were big Hollywood producers.
Say the dead dude's name.
Who gives a fuck?
He's dead.
Nah,
I'm not going to.
The point is,
I'm not a victim.
He don't snitch.
It wasn't that big a deal.
The point is,
they didn't do it sexually.
It was an act of dominance.
So I get Terry Crews
like a badass NFL football player.
Some little white dude
grabs his dick from his wife, wants to kill him.
But me, I was like, what the fuck?
I threatened to kick some guy's ass the first time.
And this was like a major Hollywood fucking lawyer to the top directors
at a major movie deal.
And all of a sudden, I'm sitting there going, hey, have a safe drive back.
He goes, don't you fucking threaten me and grabs my dick.
In Texas, we say have a safe drive home.
It wasn't like a threat. The guy grabs my fucking dick. In Texas, we say have a safe drive home. It wasn't like a threat.
The guy grabs my fucking dick.
I go, what the fuck is...
He all fucking freaks out.
It happened two other times where like,
you're just these guys reach over and grab you.
You want to get a Hollywood movie deal?
I would have loved to seen you.
What I'm saying is...
You and Larry the Cable Guy fucking doing it.
That's what they do.
Is I'm saying in Hollywood, it's an act of dominance.
And so like...
And the thing is, they're always like old fucking
hunchback men.
Like you said, it made you sick.
It's like, I have the fucking talent.
I'm on a power trip.
Yeah.
But you got the money.
You want me to kiss your fucking ass?
How about we are successful?
How about that's my sign?
Not I got to kiss because they're pussies, man.
No real fucking badass dude wants you to fucking kiss their ass.
Yeah.
Or nobody who actually thinks that they have power wants to use it well i can fight okay i'm not gonna grab fucking terry cruz's dick
even if i wanted to beat my ass because that's i mean like what are you doing like walking up to a
fucking dude like you're grabbing your dick in front of their wife they're insecure it's an act
of dominance they're like i just need to confirm to myself that i could grab somebody's dick and
they'll do nothing because that's how powerful i am. But I don't believe I'm that powerful,
so I have to do it just to make sure.
I prove it to myself as much as I can.
No, it's a form of rape.
It's a little baby rape.
Yeah, it's baby rape.
But not rape of a baby,
but it's baby rape.
But it is...
No babies were raped during the filming.
That is true.
Only during the making of the Adrenochrome.
Are we not drinking the Adrenochrome anymore?
All right, I'll take a drink with you. All right, fine. I trust you have Adrenochrome Are we not drinking the Adrenochrome anymore? I'll take a drink with you
Alright, fine
I trust you out of the Adrenochrome
You said you fought back the first time
What happened the second and third time?
No, I mean, one time
I was like, what the fuck?
And then it was a big fucking scene
And everything
And he's like, are you threatening me?
It was really weird
And then another time
We were leaving a restaurant
And this fucking major director producer
Just goes
And fucking squeezed my
And then laughed And jumped in an SUV and drove off.
I was like, what the fuck?
And then it happened again.
Like I'm in a meeting.
That's kind of funny.
I'm in a meeting in a boardroom
and this dude reaches over and says,
grab my dick.
And I'm like, what the?
You ever think it's you, bro?
No, no.
I've talked to a lot of people.
What were you dressed like when it happened?
Yeah, like how,
maybe you were asking for it.
Yeah, why are you wearing that outfit?
I was better looking back then,
but no, these guys just grab dicks.
These guys just grab dicks.
Ah!
If you want me to tell you a real story,
those are real stories.
I can tell you a real story about,
I snuck into a secret compound and got chased around by gay dudes. Like it was Pepe Le Pew.
Is this the one Bohemian Grove?
Oh yeah,
dude.
I love that.
We were watching the video for the Bohemian Grove thing.
That was hilarious. hilarious now did they
ever get anything from you oh they raped me no no dude can i ask you a question yeah the uh the
power thing because you see this you see this happen all the time like this sexual dominance
but there's like other other way people use the power what is that a function of like what what
is what does that mean like is is having tons of money not enough
like when you talk to these people i've never spoken to these people that are like that high
or research them even but like when is is it just their bottomless pits i think it's yeah i think
it's an ocd thing where it's like i love my wife but she'll literally look at her makeup bag and
like open it look at it like walk around the house and flip light switches on like before we leave
like go back to her room and like it's like well you know women all do that
like what do you like mill around for 30 minutes before you leave like what does this thing well
women are great they mill around the house and like check their makeup and like you know make
sure the door's locked these rich dudes are like not comfortable in their own skin and they just
want to mess with people because they they off on it. They can dominate you.
They just feel like...
And if you put up with it, they get really happy afterwards.
It's like a weird ritual.
So here's my question.
Is that what Elon is doing with crypto
because he's not doing it to humans?
Is it like, I just need to express this power.
I'm not going to fucking touch on people or
make people feel uncomfortable do some sexual i agree he's molesting crypto he's molesting
hurting people tons but it is a use of this power why the fuck do these people need to use the power
to potentially hurt people he drives it up He shows it as a woman bent over.
Let me put that tweet out.
I'm going to get into Bitcoin.
And then he helps drive it up.
And then he, obviously, insiders it,
drives it way down.
And he's like, now I'm in charge, all you motherfuckers.
I'm like, well, then rocket it up to the moon, bitch.
Let's go.
Let's make some money, motherfucker.
That's the weirdest thing.
Why is it?
Because it's a great thing.
It's countering all the other fiat.
I say, you know.
You like the Bitcoin? I mean, compared to our fiat currencies, it's got way more value. It's got weirdest thing. Why is it? Because it's a great thing. It's counting all the other fiat. I say, you know. You like the Bitcoin.
I mean, compared to our fiat currencies,
it's got way more value.
It's got the blockchain.
The system doesn't like it.
These new currencies are the way of the future.
And I think everybody should be invested in a whole bunch of them to learn slowly.
But Bitcoin's the original.
You know, it's kind of like things fail, things fail.
You're trying to get your wife pregnant.
It's bullshit.
You're trying to get your wife pregnant for a fucking hundred years.
Soon, boom, you make the baby.
It's perfect.
It's like Bitcoin 10, 11 years ago hit.
That's the example you used?
I was with you.
I get it.
What I'm saying is it finally went together,
and the whole system works, the codes work,
and then everything else is trying to copy it.
It just can't do it.
So you can sit there and listen.
Did you ever find your Bitcoin?
You had 10,000, 300 million right now.
That was confirmed by the way.
You came out of the podcast.
That came out.
And then the guy, Max Kaiser, who tried to give you the Bitcoin, like was in, someone
was interviewing him and he brought up that story.
So people thought you were bullshitting.
They're like, oh, he's just bullying.
He didn't have 300 million.
You had 300 million in Bitcoin.
Well, there was 500 million when I checked it, but yeah.
I mean, what happened was
at the time I told the story, no, it was true.
I'm covering Bilderberg, north of London
10 years ago.
And I knew, I'd already knew Max for like five years
and Max was a huge stockbroker,
hooked in with Soros and everybody. He's the real deal.
He wrote the original codes of the Hollywood Stock Exchange
and cryptocurrencies. So I think he's probably
involved with a group that did it.
And so we're in the basement of this hotel.
We're eating fucking steaks, drinking wine.
And he goes, hey, get somebody to set a wallet up on one of your iPads.
Or we didn't have iPads then.
It was a laptop.
And I'm like, I remember, I know Max for years, he got really mad because my IT guy goes,
what's a wallet?
He goes, a wallet's this and that, you idiot. goes i'm gonna give you 10 000 bitcoin i learned later he's
given out over 30 000 bitcoins i'm not gonna say the name of the companies but a lot of the
companies you see that give out 10 20 bitcoin when you sign up that's max kaiser so max kaiser's got
billions and billions of bitcoin word rocking probably more than that it's like so he's hiding
like in plain view like god Godzilla's right in plain view.
And I was just like drunk,
you know,
if he had like a T-bone steak
and, you know,
mashed potatoes and a bottle of wine,
I would have been listening.
The next day,
I'm like,
I'll walk outside.
He's doing this interview.
And he goes,
shut the fuck up, Alex.
I get into his voice.
I fucking tried to give you the future.
It will take over
and be the world currency.
Fuck you.
And I'm like,
well,
he never did that to me before.
He wouldn't talk to me for two years.
Oh, wow.
Because he's like, you're a fucking idiot.
I led you to the water, you dumb horse.
This will be number one.
No.
I led you to the water, you dumb horse.
Can we call him?
Do you have his number?
Yeah, I got it.
Call him, please.
Call him right now.
Let's do it.
We have to call him.
I want some Bitcoin, too.
Then he comes to Austin three years ago
and even has his girlfriend calling my wife
I don't know why he's not married to her
Stacey Herbert's his wife
we're going out to dinner with Max Kaiser
so we're in downtown Austin sitting there
he's like
I really want to help you with Bitcoin
it's going to double or triple in the next year which it did
now is the time Alex I want to help you
and I didn't do it again. So I finally said,
fine, I'm fucking doing it. Here, I'll call him right now.
Let's call him.
This is great. Let's call him.
I remember seeing, I'm not
as sure about the
Bitcoin or the crypto stuff as you are. I think it's
full of shit. Listen, most of it is speculative,
but what was California? That was a gold rush.
What was Texas?
That was a cattle rush. Here's the difference.
At the end of the day,
if I have gold and it's worth nothing,
I can mold it into a hammer
and beat the shit out of the person
that told me to get it.
Exactly.
I can't do that with Bitcoin.
Thank God, huh?
Thank God for you.
Lucky for me.
No, I hear you.
What I'm saying is,
all the big banks are invested. How the game ends, it's definitely speculative and dangerous. Lucky for me. No, I hear you. What I'm saying is, all the big banks are invested.
How the game ends,
it's definitely speculative and dangerous.
But how the game ends,
it's the future.
I waited 10 years to get involved.
But do you want that, dude?
Do you want a currency to be out of the control
of the U.S. government?
The U.S. government's under the control of the globalists.
So, I mean,
at a certain point,
I just want innovation.
And people are going to get hurt in this.
I'm not even a big pusher of it.
I'm just saying that the technology
is there. Let's call Max Kaiser. Yeah, let's call
Max. Let's call Max and get
to the bottom of this. Tom, I'd like 10
Bitcoin. That's 0.1%. Yeah, just tell him to throw it over.
Just tell him to throw it over. 0.1%. We're asking how much
Bitcoin he's got right now. Let's see.
Let's see.
He probably won't answer. He's called me like
five times today, so. But, of course, he won't he's called me like five times today so but of course he won't
answer because i called me five times today joe rogan answered what you called though so you're
cooler than i am to be fair it was a callback that's true all right guys we're gonna take a
break um i'm gonna be increasingly more drunk as i read these ads, but we're going to be here for it because we pretend as if we read the ads
in the middle of the show, but realistically we read them at the ends.
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Anyway, let's get back to the show.
While we wait, can I ask you a question?
Yes, sir.
When are you gonna do standup?
They won't let me on stages.
We'll get you on stage.
We can get you on stage.
I'm telling you, when I realized you were a standup,
I saw you completely differently.
I was like, oh, this is a standup.
I wanna do some comedy.
I can actually do some really,
I can do some original stuff, it's pretty funny.
You are hysterical.
You're not always right, but you're right enough that if you were a stand-up,
people would be like, this motherfucker. When you call yourself
InfoWars, you set an expectation
that you always have to be right, and anything
you're wrong for, they can crucify you. If you're
a stand-up who's just fucking hilarious,
then you're a guy that went, Comedy Wars!
Then when you're right, everybody is
like, holy shit, this guy's hilarious,
and he's right sometimes.
I already said I'll fly the crew down to Austin.
I'm ready, yo. We got you.
We already told you. We will
definitely come through. We'll definitely come to the show.
You know that. I said that the first time. Plus, you can do Joe
while you're there? Of course. Absolutely.
Yeah, Andrew can do Joe.
I'll, you know, I'll be watching.
I love you guys. No, I've been watching your comedy
for years in the podcast.
I wasn't putting two together. The comic was the thing like a year ago.
I was watching like,
I was watching shows like every day and I go,
that's the comic.
So it's,
it was good to mix the two.
It's good to have the longer discussion.
We think it'd be funny if you do a little standup,
man.
It'd be incredible.
Telling you,
you're a standup.
You don't realize that you're a fucking standup.
You're a standup guy too.
Well,
thanks buddy.
Thanks.
He wants you to sit down on that day.
Watch her back to the future, sir. Hey, thanks man. Appreciate it. He wants you to sit down on that day. Watch your Back to the Future, sir.
Hey, thanks, man.
Appreciate it.
No, he is a very nice person.
That was a joke.
I'm not actually trying to marry him.
You're not.
That's disappointing.
Plus, he's already got a suitor right up there.
He has a suitor, and he has an actual wife that he's about to get married to.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's a big wedding, dude.
We actually want him to...
Are you familiar with Indian weddings at all?
Usually, they get rid of
one woman by burning her
and then they get another
one
sorry
yo he's 80% right
he's 80%
if I took you seriously
no I'm talking
you're a stand up
no stand up's gotta be
a stand up
no no no
I'll do it
I'll do it
boxing go
that was actually
a punch.
I stuck him a little bit.
I stuck him a little bit.
That was in the juggler, not the face.
Hey, I can't aim.
I'm going to hurt you.
I can't aim, bro.
I was a no-look punch.
You know what I mean?
Well, listen.
It's okay.
I can handle it.
Yeah, I assume.
The artery's half broken.
That's like in like cane and kung fu, like kills a guy.
Like, oh, well.
My bad, yo.
You know, with Indian
I like it.
I told you to do it.
Good job.
Indian weddings.
No, no.
A little power.
Come on, give me that power.
That's Pakistan right there.
Come on.
Hang out Pakistan.
Nuke them.
That's another weapon.
I missed again.
You only killed half.
I missed again.
Attack again.
Yeah.
He can punch pretty hard I'm telling you buddy
You're lying too much
Bony little fist
Bony little
We won
For his wedding
You know Indian weddings
Are like this huge thing
Right
Feels like you got vaccinated
He punches pretty hard
He's like I'm gonna
Fucking punch you
You want it bitch
I was surprised He stuck you in the face Like that Oh he hit me hard he's like I'm gonna fucking punch you you want it bitch I was surprised
he stuck you in the face
like that
oh he hit me in the neck
fucking got him good
but we thought
that he could come out
on your back
instead of an elephant
he would just come out
what if I just rode you
I don't want to do the horse
I can ride Alex
because they have to come out
on some sort of animal
you could be my elephant
like you said
I'm pretty short
like I'm four foot one
you're four foot two yep that's said, I'm pretty short. Like I'm four foot one. You're four foot two.
Yep.
That's about right.
I'm six foot seven.
Did you pay for that plane
that had the people in,
where was it?
In like Los Angeles?
It was in LA.
It was in LA?
No.
It said Joe Rogan's real height
is five three.
It said Joe Rogan
is literally five foot three.
I never made fun of Joe.
I never feel like I'm small.
I feel powerful.
Like I'm like five tenner for little Joe's like almost as tall as I'm small. I feel powerful. I'm like 5'10".
I feel like little Joe's like almost as tall as I am.
Wait a minute.
How tall are you?
Like 5'10"?
I thought you were like my height.
No, no, no.
Or 6'4".
You're like 6'2".
You're like my height, bro.
I'm 6'2".
What are you talking about?
This is where InfoWars gets in trouble.
Stand up to say he's 5'7".
I stand up straight.
I'm fucking...
I'm 5'7".
I know you're 5'7".
Maybe 5'9".
Maybe. Well, I've also been... I lost you, Richard". I'm 8'5". I'm 8'5". I'm 8'5". I'm 8'5".
Well, I've also been
pounded out
like a lost few inches.
I believe that.
When they measured me
back in football,
I was 5'11".
I don't care how tall I am.
I beat some fucking
big motherfuckers' asses.
Yeah?
So I feel big.
I don't feel small.
I got a little chihuahua.
I feel a little power boy.
Yeah.
Do you miss fighting ever?
No, because I have
a heart attack now.
Do you ever worry about having a heart attack?
I'm sure I'll have one, so it's all right.
Anyways.
Okay, hold on.
Do you want to know what the reaction will be to your death?
Is there a little part of you that's curious
about what the reaction... Well, it's gonna be big.
It's gonna be fucking
massive. I'm the singer
I talk about. I look that unhealthy? I am sweating
in here. Yeah. It is like 100
degrees in here. It's 65 degrees
and you are sweating.
Because I'm looking at those legs.
I know, baby.
Disgusting, right?
Those are some sexy legs.
I have great legs, Al.
Do I not?
No.
You can't just say I have great legs.
You got good legs, dog.
Al do not.
Al do not.
You're just jealous.
We get her in here.
You got a good chest, buddy.
Don't worry about it.
Whose legs are better?
Who do you think has better legs, me or your wife?
My wife.
I'm a little partial to women, you know.
We're just talking about legs.
Legs don't have a gender.
Yeah, you can be impartially attracted to legs.
My wife's legs are better.
All right.
I like how you said that.
Like, it was objective.
Like, you were like, it's close.
My wife's legs are better.
Anyways, getting serious.
Getting serious.
Let's get serious.
No, because there's a hundred topics.
Last time you had a whole big list, we never got to them.
And I was super drunk.
I have a list.
I know, you're controlling yourself.
I drank a whole bottle of Adrenochrome.
You're controlling yourself and I don't like it.
Okay, here.
Because you're here.
I don't control myself.
He's going to be a Hollywood executive. He'll control myself. He's going to be a Hollywood executive.
He'll show you.
You're going to be on my shoulder out the door.
I'm going to pick you up.
I might be strong enough.
Pick him up.
Pick him up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shit.
Yeah.
Get the fuck out of the way.
We're getting fired.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Wow.
My girl!
Bro.
He stole our cunt.
He just stole him.
Yo.
Hey, can I tell you something?
His security didn't do a goddamn thing.
They just saw me getting fucking carried out the room. Didn't do nothing.
Oh, my God.
He's my mouth.
This is great.
Bro, what?
You're eating pizza?
Bro.
Oh, where's that pizza from? You don't know?
That could be from comic pizza, man.
It's comic pizza.
Comic pizza.
Comic, whatever.
Yeah, you might have gave the pizza.
What's your mask?
That might be little boy dicks on that pepperoni.
Who?
What if that pizza was ordered by this person right here?
We had all the Jeffrey Epstein emails
I don't care who you are. This is the most entertaining person in the planet.
There's nobody else.
There's nobody else.
I don't care how you feel.
I don't care what you think.
This is the most entertaining human being in the planet right now.
Can we get some more pizza, please?
I'm so hungry.
Get this guy a plate, yo.
We take a five minute break? I don't think we need to take a break. I think we do this more pizza, please? I'm so hungry. Get this guy a plate, yo. We take a five-minute break?
Eat pizza?
I don't think we need to take a break.
I think we do this on air, live.
I think you can eat it.
Eat it.
Oh, shit.
You got some animal.
He's going for it.
I got him.
I got him worked up.
He's got his pizza ass right there.
The tag?
What'd he say? What'd he say? That's naturally. What he said Just a tag for a joke
That was just funny
Oh a joke
Oh my god dude
So funny
Did you just lick it all
Just lick it all
Jones
Jones I have serious questions Jones Jones
I have serious questions
Jones you know I have serious questions
you have a lot of questions
okay ready
Alex are you ready
you tell me when
fuck marry kill
Marina Abramovich Hillary Clinton
Ghislaine Maxwell which. Marina Abramovich, Hillary Clinton, Ghislaine Maxwell.
Who? Which one?
Marina Abramovich.
That artist chick that does the blood parties or whatever.
Hillary Clinton,
wife of Bill Clinton,
Ghislaine Maxwell.
Slut.
Fuck, marry, kill?
Fuck, marry, kill.
Can you cheat and say kill all?
No.
No.
I'm not going to kill any of Fuck, marry, kill. Can you cheat and say kill all? No. No. No. You can't cheat.
I'm not going to kill any of them.
All right.
Well, I'm going to fuck Hillary.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's go.
I'm going to marry Ghislaine.
Why?
Why Ghislaine?
She's loyal.
And I'm going to kill.
I'm ready to rob her.
Yeah.
Okay. Okay. All right. a robber. Yeah. Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Ready?
Okay.
Would you rather have
eight years of Donald Trump
or eight minutes
of Tiana Trump?
Tiana Trump.
You know who she is?
No.
The porn star?
Oh,
I did Google that name once.
I mean,
I don't know.
I'd rather have eight years of Trump.
I thought he was trying to get a job.
But in a way, having Democrats in it makes it worse.
Why, why, why, why?
Because then let them run everything
and everybody wants to not do what they want.
Because there's no criticism whatsoever now.
It's just like, do whatever the fuck you want.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, the Democrats are selling the country out.
Really?
And Republicans have done that too.
Trump really stood up for our jobs.
He really stood up for U.S. jobs.
Yo, was it, did you go, I actually wanted to text you when I saw this.
When you saw John Cena bend over and grab his ankles for China,
was there part of you that was like broken?
He's like an American symbol kind of.
The guy wears fucking jean shorts, man.
You don't get more America than that.
I mean, I've always thought that guy looks really creepy.
And so, I mean, China, it's like the NBA bound out of China
when they have like death camps with a million Christians,
a million Buddhists, and three million Muslims.
Like they admit they've got death camps that U.S. corporations use.
And so, of course, everybody bows down.
China's the big market.
So he's up there, you know,
doing the Mandarin Chinese thing,
apologizing because he said Taiwan was a country.
Yeah, come on.
I mean, it's a total capitulation
and it shows the attitude of America.
Oh, you want to have a pedophile of access
to my kid in school?
Okay, I'll do it.
You want me to bow down to communist China?
I'll do it.
So it's just like run up white flags.
America's flag should be a white flag now.
And I don't say that because I hate America. I'm embarrassed. I'm tired of running up white flags. America's flag should be a white flag now. And I don't say that because I hate America.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm tired of running up white flags and this shit.
To radical Islam, to communist Chinese, to just any of it, man.
Like America's pretty good compared to other countries.
I'm sick of how much we suck all day.
Pisses me off, man.
If there was some other better place, I'd be there.
Sick of this shit running down the country, man.
Like I said, if you didn't suck so much, then it'd be okay.
But like, bullshit.
It is bullshit.
It is bullshit.
Shit, I go to China to talk like this, I'm arrested.
I go to fucking Middle East to talk like this, I'm dead.
And meanwhile, I don't hate gay people.
They're all telling me how I'm right-wing because I support guns and stuff.
Go to the Middle East, you get killed.
They're like, we don't care, we like Islam.
And I love the Muslims.
I don't hate them because they're brown or because they're whatever i'm just saying i'm not joining your group i'm not putting a
beekeeper suit on my daughter
you're a fucking stand-up dog that's so funny
fuck me that's so fucking funny i gotta impress you we're getting married that's great that's so fucking good but now we all wear them anyways
right yeah don't question the un oh i think we should wear masks forever
i think we should wear mask underwear parks can share covid too is that true yeah look at this
yeah this is what you drink with pizza. That's some good pizza.
It's good pizza, man. You want another slice?
We have another slice.
We've kind of wrecked your studio.
It's okay.
Not we.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah, let's just go back to this.
Yeah, put that shit back on, dawg.
You can't question me when I'm wearing this.
Yeah, put that on. Now you can say your real opinions.
You're not gonna attack a woman, are you?
Never.
Now, here's my question to you.
Is it just greed?
Is it capitalistic greed?
Is that what we're selling out for?
Can I ask more than that?
Yeah, get the mic back.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, I forgot these things.
No, it's all good.
It's all good.
It's been a while for you.
It's been a while.
What's all this weed doing over here?
That's CBD, baby.
You want CBD?
That looks like plants.
Well, yeah, that's what CBD is.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, do you want to bubble it?
I want to watch you guys smoke weed.
You want to hit it like a bong?
That's too hot, man.
You guys asked how I handle it.
It's hot in here.
Yeah, I know.
I'm not complaining.
I kind of like it.
But here's the thing.
Is it greed?
Is it greed?
Is it capitalism?
Is it us going... it greed? Is it capitalism? Is it us?
Is it us going,
do you have a lighter?
What it is is decadence.
Any culture goes through a cycle
where it gets so much freedom,
it becomes decadent and falls apart.
It's a cycle.
I'm not against the cycle.
It's a cycle.
And so I just think that civilization
is falling apart right now
because we don't stand up
for what we know as the fundamental pillars of the city. It doesn't mean we don't stand up for what we know is the fundamental
pillars of the city it doesn't mean we don't go out and party and do some wild stuff a little
bit crazy but we support what's good and wholesome and build it up because that's what supports
everything else but when the evil and the corruption and the silliness starts attacking
normalcy and productivity then everything collapses so everything's balanced and things
are out of balance.
Okay.
You want some CBD or no?
It's creative, so I assume you could use some more creative thoughts.
You know what I mean?
I can, but I don't want to get too high here.
Well, this doesn't have any weed in it, but it doesn't matter.
So how is it that looks green?
It's literally the same flower, just doesn't have the THC.
It's trans-weed. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. All right. It's trans-wheat.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
All right.
That's all you, buddy. It literally doesn't have
the THC.
Is this some Joe Rogan weed?
No, because she dreams.
Joe smokes the real shit.
No, Joe's got the real shit.
Yeah.
That's all you.
I can handle a lot.
I can't smoke weed
and do work or anything like that.
I literally can't.
I got to wire him back up.
Hmm.
Hmm? You got to wire back on? Hmm? Hmm?
You got a lighter back?
Yeah.
So, anyway.
This is genetically engineered weeds.
No!
It's the fluoride in the water that makes the weed impotent.
Yeah, it's gay weed.
It's like the frogs.
It's gay weed.
You know, that's a whole other subject.
Nobody has a gay frog over here.
I actually brought you guys.
Hold on.
This is a product placement or I'll go bankrupt.
Go, go, go.
You're asking how much money I'm making.
We have audiences bigger than ever on our own sites,
band.video, freeworldnews.tv, infowars.com,
all those Reddit sites.
But the big thing we do is just sell T-shirts, books, films, supplements.
And just because I look super unhealthy does not mean the supplements
don't work directly.
Like I was actually me yesterday and I turned into this every. No, but seriously. Hey, I was actually, me yesterday, and I'll turn into this every.
No, but seriously.
Hey, guys, will you bring that bag in of goodies, the gay frog stuff?
Sorry.
There's a bag out there.
It looks like we were shipping cash in here for a drug deal.
It's over there in the corner.
And I was going to come here.
Instead of being Wonder Woman, I was going to be a British guy.
Okay.
And talk to you guys in a British accent.
We can do that in a minute. What was the question?
It wasn't.
It wasn't.
We're asking about the gay frogs.
Yeah. Look,
that was a rant 10 years ago while I was reading
a Berkeley study about
atrazine making the frog population
collapse because the males only want to have sex
with the other males. I call that gay frogs.
Not against gay frogs, except if they don't have babies. They die.
But should gay frogs be allowed to get married?
That's a question you need to ask. Well, let them get married.
The point is that the reason
the big corporations push it is because they don't want more people.
So let's open that bag. The mystery
green camouflage bag.
Ladies
and gentlemen,
from InfoWarsStore.com
Well, this is a really bad shirt.
No, but we got some Infowars coffee.
I didn't even, I told them to put some t-shirts in there.
The big thing is, save the frog shirt, and I brought you guys some.
No!
Yep, and we're done.
This is horrible commercialism.
No, do it.
Pay for the trip up here.
Here we go.
Infowars with me. Whatever you guys' size. No, do it for the trip up here. Here we go. Info wars with me,
wherever you guys size want.
That's a save the frog shirt.
It just says fire shirt,
info wars.com.
So it's a good,
decent shirt.
Info war store.com.
That's it.
All right, guys,
we're going to take a break for a second because you know what?
There's been people out there that said,
Schultz,
you're not coming to our city.
And you know, we fuck with you. We really want to see a show, but you're not coming to our city and we fuck with you.
We really want to see your show,
but you're not coming to our city,
especially people in the Bay Area,
Las Vegas.
You know what I mean?
Even people in San Diego,
the show sold out so fast
and they hit me up.
They're like, yo,
why aren't you running back another show?
So you know what I said?
I said, fuck it.
I capitulated, bro.
I said, I'm going to do what y'all want.
San Francisco, we coming out there.
Okay?
Vegas, we coming out there. San Diego, we're doing another fucking show and you know what for the special
taping in august not in august for the special taping in september in austin we got some more
seats available wow you did it some more you a man of the people we We man of the people. We man of the peoples out here. Anyway, October 2nd, Vegas, November 6th, San Fran.
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And remember the Austin special tapings on the 18th.
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the most entertaining man on the planet but i think you are i'm like no no no no you are the
most entertaining man on the planet no i have think you are. No, no, no, no, no. You are the most entertaining man on the planet.
I have specific fields where
I think that I can excel in my entertainment.
But I think if it's sitting down and talking,
you're the most entertaining man on the planet.
I genuinely feel that way.
Am I wrong to say that? Give me pushback.
Say other names.
I'm born in Dallas. I'm a cowboy fan.
Jerry Jones, every fan hates him, but they say
if you meet Jerry Jones, you will like him. It's impossible not to like him. I'm a cowboy fan. Jerry Jones, every fan hates him, but they say if you meet Jerry Jones, you will like him.
It's impossible not to like him. You're a similar way.
If somebody meets you and they
get it, they're like, oh, that's who
he is. Well, you're a sweetheart. I love you, too.
I like you guys. I like you and I like
Schultz. I like your whole crew, man.
I'm not gay, but you know.
We'll see. We'll see.
This is how it starts.
You might be on to it.
Now, here's a question I have seriously.
People want to hear the questions here.
Austin, is it changing?
You've got a lot of people from California moving in.
You've got probably people from New York that went there.
Is it changing?
And are you going to be okay with this new Austin?
You know, the world's always changing.
So I'm very comfortable with it.
I actually like all the new people.
I just don't like the big tech corporations that have come in that are
pushing their politics.
But I think the city overall,
a lot of folks that have been fleeing the worst parts of California,
which is a great state, by the way,
I've been room of the left and people fleeing New York everywhere, by the way, I've been rooming with the left, and people fleeing New York, everywhere else, because of the lockdown.
I mean, I think they brought a lot of money
and energy and ideas, and
the restaurants are better, and the comedy's better, and
quite frankly, I'm just sitting there
getting the fringe benefits off of all these amazing people
moving to Austin. So yeah. So you're supportive
of everybody coming?
Absolutely. I don't like the mayor two years ago going,
if you're homeless, come live here, because then
like Joe exposed last week on the show, hundreds of millions of dollars in L.A. alone to the managers that manage the homeless.
So I don't think you should just like camp in somebody's front yard and use fentanyl all day.
So, no, I don't like the Democrat politicians moving to Austin and bringing what they do.
But the people fleeing Democrats are great.
And Republicans aren't perfect either.
But the people fleeing those policies are great.
The Democrats coming with them aren't.
So like the Democrats slaves
run away and want to be free
and then here come
all the Democrat policies.
I don't like that part,
but I love the people.
Shit, I mean,
there's like,
Austin always had them
all at great restaurants.
Now it's like ridiculous.
It's got comedy
anywhere you want to go.
It's got all these films
getting shown, music.
I mean, it's pretty amazing.
You don't worry
it's going to become
like San Francisco?
From a Texan,
I feel like Austin
Oh, I'm sure it's going
to get overpopulated. Austin to me is just San Fran 15 years ago. it's going to become like San Francisco? From a Texan, I feel like Austin to me
is just San Fran 15 years ago.
It's about to get infiltrated with tech money.
It started as this kind of weird little
gem city that people in the state knew about.
But I think a lot of tech companies are moving in
and it's going to just become San Fran. I agree
that it's going to probably go bad, yeah.
Doesn't everything?
That Moby song.
Okay.
We've come a long way together, that one is even what's the one about like i'm standing in line for this and then all of a sudden it goes bad again you know
i trust you moby that's not moby what's the one oh no i've had a few whatever okay
next question next question we're doing serious questions here.
No,
no.
I want to talk about everything.
I'll talk about Epstein.
I went and visited his pervert palace.
You did?
Yeah.
When?
Yesterday.
How was it?
The day before.
It says it sold for $25 million,
seven story building where royalty and globalists and top tech heads went to
have sexual underage girls to be compromised in their club.
It's like a,
people go,
do they know they're being compromised?
Of course, they're being brought into a cult.
It's a rite of passage.
It's an initiation.
So we covered that.
It's pretty amazing.
And what was that like?
It's just creepy to know that the whole system knew.
And then after the FBI raided it, when finally Epstein died,
after they left, in went a bunch of guys with suitcases
because they had the hidden wall and the whole,
they got all the good stuff and ran out with it.
It's pretty bad.
And you don't think we'll ever see it.
I mean,
we know what happened.
Epstein was just one example of they,
they corrupt people with basically things that are illegal,
drugs,
money,
kids,
everything.
And I'm just surprised there's a big enough market to compromise that
academia and the government with kids.
I mean,
cause I'm not into kids.
And so I have a real problem,
you know,
understanding how people are,
but there's again,
enough of these weird kind of creepy nerd dudes who like,
just like,
they're scared of women.
They're scared of even whenever they like that power of it's a kid,
like they're over it and everything.
And so,
I mean,
I have to tell you,
you make jokes about dreaming Chrome and I do too.
Cause Hunter S. Thompson wrote about it. But it turns out you make jokes about adrenochrome, and I do too, because Hunter S. Thompson wrote about it,
but it turns out,
you know adrenochrome's real?
No.
It's a real compound.
It's a real compound.
Oh, oh, oh, yes,
in terms of like its physical chemistry.
It exists in the world.
Yeah.
Hunter S. Thompson wrote about it
in Fear and Loathing
whenever he published that.
Was that in the early 80s or late 70s?
I don't know.
70s, I think.
Okay, so he publishes that
and talks about a Satanist
giving him adrenochrome,
and his lawyer gives it to him, and he's really high off of it. Then in the 90s I don't know 70s I think okay so he publishes that and talks about a Satanist giving him adrenochrome and his lawyer gives it to him and he's really high off of it
then in the 90s
a company
the Clintons are connected to
patents the Epipen
and it says on the package
you can pull it up
adrenochrome
and Epipen is for people
who are
have diabetes
or something like that
they have anaphylactic shocks
like bee stings
yeah yeah yeah
and so
allergy yes yes yes yes and so it says right, yeah. And so, and so, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
And so it says right on it,
adrenochrome.
And so I was like,
is this real?
But, but the,
yes,
it's been confirmed
in like the UK.
They caught groups doing it,
whether,
whether they're really getting
off or not.
They torture a kid,
scare them really bad,
then slice their throat open
and then they drink the blood
and they think they're getting
high off the stuff.
So is it actually some drug that's out there? Hunter Sompson said it was real now it's on an epi pin
uh you know but again only the un is allowed to give up medical advice so we better fact check
that pull up the epi pin it says adrenochrome on it and i'm not saying the epi pin has has
stuff of kids it's a synthetic like he said adrenaline yeah i don't like fact checking you
i like letting you go no but they'll lie about you
and say that we said that, had that.
We're not saying that.
Nothing we say is real.
All this is lies.
Yeah, this is all hyperbole, but...
Only Susan Wachowski has rights.
She is...
Do you know what that is?
Yeah, it's the fucking Matrix.
What a deep cut, dude.
Oh, for anyone listening
No, no, no, what's the hell are you doing?
I thought you were talking about
The Matrix directors who were friends
No, the CEO of YouTube
Susan Wachicki
Wachicki
Oh, the other Wachowski sisters
Were the Wachowski brothers, they made the Matrix
And then they transitioned
I mean the woman that actually is the CEO
Oh, okay.
It's way better the other way.
Yeah, it's so good the other way.
They asked me like in a Vanity Fair article
like 10 years ago, do you like the
look? You know, a bunch of them.
They go, do you think the
Wachowski brothers good transitioning?
And I said, yeah, great. They're an adult.
It was in the quote. I mean, I don't give a shit.
You're a fucking old dude or whatever. You want to be a woman? Go ahead. But the point is, don't try to teach five-year-olds quote I mean I don't give a shit you're a fucking old dude or whatever you want to be a woman go ahead
but the point is don't try to teach five year olds about that
I don't care if you're heterosexual homosexual
whatever you are leave kids alone
and let them chase butterflies man
yeah I think that that's pretty
I think most people agree on that
and the fact
that that is controversial in any way
is absurd because I think if
95% of people 95 95 of people or 95
people would agree with what you said right yes sir leave the fucking kids alone it's pretty easy
now here's my question disney right creates a lot of great content has these young stars
these young stars end up really flaming out at young ages for the most part
i mean a lot of them too many yeah a two larger percentage compared to the average population
yeah i don't think show business for children is good on average okay go go on that though so it's
not specifically disney it's just show business in general and why is that we have a theory we
discussed because the children get told what to do from the beginning they're not being themselves
just like we're as adults with with executives trying to get told what to do from the beginning. They're not being themselves.
Just like we're as adults with,
with executives trying to tell us what to do.
It's not healthy.
These children are put up there.
They're put on a pedestal.
They make money.
Their parents tell them to do it.
They behave like trained seals.
They're around a bunch of corrupt,
you know,
powerful,
rich people.
And you know,
money on average,
you know, can be very destructive unless you make it all about your art and your
mission.
I'm like, you know, you guys are very successful. You're, you know, keeping it very destructive unless you make it all about your art and your mission. I'm like,
you know,
you guys are very successful.
You're,
you know,
keeping it real here in Brooklyn,
doing your deal.
If you try to go to LA guaranteed to have more fights with your
girlfriends,
your wives,
you'd have more issues.
It's,
it's like,
it's just that proximity to that old decadent system.
Uh,
I mean,
have you seen it?
Disney,
not going to give Disney a pass.
I mean,
how they hired convicted pedophiles to be directors over children's
movies.
Wait, really?
Oh, yeah.
Look it up.
Fact check that.
And let them censor that now.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Now they're covering up.
No, no, no.
Type in Disney.
Hired convicted pedophiles to direct children's show.
It's all there.
I mean, like, it's a club.
And we ain't in it.
And so.
Mark, you had a point about the Disney
kids or maybe it was about like child actors
and you likened
it to being
molested. What was the
point again? I don't remember exactly
but like once you're in the system
and you receive like fame and
money and riches all at a
super young age, does it emotionally stunt you?
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Does it give you like a...
I wasn't ignoring you.
Say it again.
If you...
I had Trump calling literally.
Sorry.
Not bragging.
It's funny he's calling right now.
Wait, pick it up.
No, it's already done.
Call him back, y'all.
Pick up.
Call him back.
Call him back.
This would be hilarious.
Let's do it.
No, no, you can't do that.
When the number goes through,
it's like a secretariat that I miss.
Ah.
They all hear him in New York.
It's crazy. I don't know what's going on. It wasn't a name drop. It's just funny that happened. He haven't goes through, it's like a secretariat that I miss. They all hear him in New York. It's crazy.
I don't know what's going on.
It wasn't a name drop.
It's just funny that happened.
He haven't called me in like a year.
Invite him to dinner.
All right, start over.
I heard what you said.
I was ignoring you.
You said it's about,
what about the kids being...
We're talking about the child actors.
And he goes,
he basically said,
say what you said.
Basically, I'm curious that if you get fame and fortune at a young age,
does it emotionally or developmentally stun you?
Do you have like a latent adulthood?
Exactly.
Exactly.
You have an early adulthood where you top out.
And then now what is the point when everybody's kissing your ass?
Exactly.
I don't think early success is good for people.
Yeah.
Like, is it, is it,
is it akin to like getting molested in the way that it could
potentially traumatize you?
I totally agree that like the whole culture of Hollywood and
stardom,
I mean,
cause I never really knew that I was famous.
I was living in Austin,
just doing my own thing.
But even when I was like 35 years old and I was,
and I'm pretty famous,
it was still screwed with me and I could handle it and got over
it.
Now I don't even give a shit.
That's what's a great feeling. But yeah, I know if i was 15 and was on major movies and all
this shit i would be screwed up i mean you gotta like learn like you go to any party you want
there's any amount of drugs there's any amount of women it's just like whoa yeah everybody's using
you though i think there's something there yeah being there's abuse to being used you know and like feeling that way feeling like
manipulated and used as a young age is abusive yeah and something happens there and it fucks
with your psyche and it doesn't fuck with maybe in the same way as being like molested but maybe
it's derivative of that yeah because you expect elders to lead you and help you instead of take
from you constantly you know and that's why you see these young fucking people.
You see what Britney Spears and shit.
Just destroyed.
I don't think Britney was crazy at 14 years old.
No, Jen.
She's been broken.
That's a normal human being.
Yeah, who was broken by the system.
And they let her fucking break.
And think of just how fucked up that is
to always have everybody looking at you.
You're 14 years old.
You go to a restaurant.
Everybody's looking at you.
Everybody's screaming. And then, like he said, you like you're 14 years old you go to a restaurant everybody looking at you everybody's screaming and then like he said you got access to
every fucking drug you could possibly want you're not old enough to say no people might even offer
you and he's trying to fit in you're your kid and the people that are supposed to protect you are
making money off you so they don't want you to stop working nope keep working there's nobody
safe with who are you yeah you're being used like a candle you light just burns out. That's it. It's literally a candle.
But I also, I think we
start to see the break
after their fame or
success starts to
wanes a bit.
And now it's like this
way of life that I grew
up knowing is starting
to decline and they
don't know how to deal
with it because they're
still young and they
haven't developed that
portion of the brain.
It's usually when they
have a burnout from
drugs or whatever, as
soon as they're not
there anymore, nobody's there for them. And the people drugs or whatever, as soon as they're not there anymore,
nobody's there for them.
And the fact that nobody's there for all those people
that you thought loved you,
but they're really using you,
go away.
And then you have to deal with that existential crisis,
which is like,
oh, I'm alone in this shit.
I've been lied to for the last decade or two decades.
And now you're a young adult
who hasn't developed all those things
as a normal kid would develop.
Because you go through disappointment.
Yeah.
You go through,
oh, fuck.
They don't develop any of that.
Just not equipped
to deal with the world
in any way, shape, or form.
That was beautifully said.
You didn't get to go
through the breakups
and the fights.
You've been sheltered
since you're 10 or 8 years old
and everybody loves you
and now you're out
of this cocoon.
Dude, Amanda Bynes.
Remember Amanda fucking Bynes
what happened to her?
Yeah, you can't do it.
Another Disney one, right?
Another Disney one.
She was like a movie star, all that.
Then she just kind of like, she's in
a mental institution last I heard.
Remember she was saying I want to drink to her. Nick Carter.
We can go down the line.
All I know is in Hollywood
they have air conditioning.
I kind of like it though.
We're in Brooklyn, baby.
Who would have known Brooklyn's like air conditioning?
That ain't even been in here.
Create a sauna, we all losing weight while we're doing the podcast. I kind of like it, though. We're in Brooklyn, baby. Who would have known Brooklyn was like air-conditioned? That ain't even been in here. Fuck air-conditioned.
Create a sauna.
We all losing weight while we're doing the podcast.
Brooklyn is very interesting.
I've been here a long time.
You live in what looks like the apocalypse.
Yeah.
I mean, it's like.
Wait, wait, wait.
Why?
Like, I thought Dallas looked scary.
No, it's kind of cool in a way.
Dallas looks scary.
It looks like this.
No, this is gnarly, dude.
I mean, if you even see even the art here, this is a Hunter Biden piece.
That's a Hunter Biden piece?
Yeah, that's a Hunter Biden piece, yeah.
He did that?
Yeah.
Well, that's actually cool.
I thought his art sucked.
Hunter Biden did that.
No.
His stuff's like, that's how they launder the money.
It's like $500,000.
That's how I fucking.
All right, go on that
so so so recently let me just set it up so recently hunter biden just becomes a fucking
artist right yeah because they can no longer get him working for like uh gas corporations to get
paid for doing absolutely nothing so we just start selling art the art goes for how much
uh the the cheap ones are 500 grand he's selling something for a million and of course it's like
get to talk to my dad the president that's now they buy the they're keeping it secret it's only art yeah yeah but think about
that's a great piece of art i would buy that yeah the mutant you guys got great taste all this shit
is fucking great hunter biden is like dripping you can do it in five minutes like dripping stuff
on canvas yeah so it looks like a gorilla made it that was on pcp and then he's selling the
average piece for five500,000.
And they're saying,
Oh,
the,
the,
the buyers are secret.
And it's all a money laundering,
a money laundering operation because,
Oh,
the oldest trick of the book is by a politician's piece of property for more
than it's worth.
That's how you get around the law.
But the oldest thing is,
is art.
And so you could say,
Oh,
it's the eye of the beholder.
So now the Chinese government or a Russian gas company
or whoever it is can come in into his art gallery.
He's not even there.
And they go, oh, I like this piece of painting.
How much?
It's half a million.
Oh, good.
I get the card to Dr. Hunter, right?
Yes, the artist will call you.
Thank you.
I buy it.
And then that's how the payoff happens.
I knew it.
So instead of me buying you off, which you wouldn't let me do,
if I said, I will buy you for a million dollars, you're like, fine.
We're not going to actually buy you officially.
I'm going to draw on a postcard, a little picture.
This is a million dollar piece of art.
And I'm going to buy it from you.
So you create this.
I buy it from you.
And now it's for this piece of paper.
I didn't buy Andrew Schultz.
I bought the piece of paper.
But really, he bought access to me.
He bought access to the president.
Exactly.
How much longer is Biden going to be around?
Let's be honest.
Even the former to Obama and to Trump,
White House doctor said he should have a cognitive test anytime.
But here's why they want that.
They can get him to do anything they want, sign off on it.
Then he gets the blame later.
None of them know why it happened.
So he's the perfect puppet.
Oh, shit.
And by the way, I'd love to see Biden succeed.
I wish if he got in, stop all the fighting, stop all the race stuff,
bring America together, do better deals with China.
Let's move forward.
I don't want to fight with these people, man.
I got stuff to do.
Like I used to, you know.
But no, instead, it's like Biden is on another planet.
He's on another planet.
And I don't know what's going to happen to him.
Do you think Kamala steps in within the year?
Here's the problem.
Why do you think they picked her?
I don't know, actually.
She, out of 15 candidates, had half a point of support at her peak.
And with black Americans, even less.
So, like, no black person that watched her.
This is real numbers.
Like I don't, I mean, I would think out of 15 people,
she'd get 5% compared to like, you know, Yang or, you know,
like that weird woman from Minnesota that was even creepier than her.
She got like 3, 4%.
Amy Klobuchar or whatever.
I mean, give me a break.
These people are like watching paint dry.
How does she get half of them?
That's so funny.
That bitch is so boring.
She's like, I'm worried about global warming in a snowstorm.
It's like, wait, there's a snowstorm.
It's like blowing.
Snow's in her face.
The earth is warm.
It's definitely warm here.
I'm not saying it's not heat enough.
But she did a global warming press conference in a snowstorm.
Like, go inside, lady.
It's like, I'm cutting a shot for Coca-Cola at the beach with bikinis.
We're like in an ice freezer.
We're here at the beach with frozen food.
But seriously, why would they pick Kamala?
She's the most unpopular politician ever.
So why do you think?
Well, I'm asking you guys, why would she be the most unpopular candidate?
I don't know.
I think that Biden had a stench of racism.
Oh, God. And they needed something to offset a stench of racism. Oh, God.
And they needed something to offset the stench of racism.
That's it.
Right?
It was like the opposite of what they did with Obama.
It's like Obama was black, and there was a lot of white moderates who were like,
I don't know if I could do all that, so let me get the kind of racist maybe guy to run with him,
the guy who looks like a traditional politician, the guy
who might have a questionable past, might have dropped some
M-bombs in some Senate meetings, etc.
Even when quoting people, but
still. And I think if you run them together,
it makes those white folks feel comfortable.
I agree. I had Joe Judge Brown on.
He was a big criminal judge, a famous judge
before he did that. Amazing guy. He came to Austin
and hung out for a couple days. And he has
these huge viral interviews, but he on a federal uh task force to actually go
after racism in the 60s and 70s so he would go to these meetings and Joe Biden was literally I'm
not going to repeat the stuff he said but I mean he was like they were like he was literally the
KKK darling people don't know that Delaware is like the northern, it's like Georgia in North US.
Yeah.
And you had to pull up the Judge Joe Brown interviews, man.
And he like saw him.
So I found the quotes in newspapers.
You know, he just put in Robert Byrd, the KKK leader,
Grand Dragon or whatever.
Grand Dragon.
Grand Cyclops.
It's like they were playing Dungeons and Dragons
before it was invented.
Where are you going?
I'm going to dress up in an outfit and say I'm a dragon.
You're the 12 years old playing Dungeons and Dragons.
You're crazy.
But anyways, Robert Byrd, all of them, that's where Biden comes from.
So I'm not going to even say the stuff Biden said.
It's in news articles.
But Brown saw these things at these think tank meetings where he's like,
you know, like Biden's saying, like,
we're not letting these cockroaches in our schools and all this stuff.
Oh, that's bad, man.
Brown saw it.
I've read the articles where it was quoted, like in the 60s and 70s. But Biden had like this weird duck tale.
They call him the great white hope.
He's like a KKK leader, basically.
Do you believe there's a white genocide?
I swear to God, I'm not making this up.
Do you believe there's a white genocide? There's a genocide against I'm not making this up. Do you believe there's a white genocide? There's a genocide
against all humans on Earth by the globalists.
They want depopulation.
Depopulation across all races?
Yeah, they got a black genocide, a white genocide.
The media talks about
how they injected over 10,000 black people with syphilis.
That's true and it's wrong. Because they knew
when it came out, they go, oh, they did it to the black people. Like, it's okay.
And there was institutional racism. Went, okay,
we're not for that, but okay. They were
injecting all the poor people with that.
In Peru, in
West
Virginia. This is true in other countries
they were doing these chlamydia. They did
everybody. Yeah, everybody. So they're just
dicks, man. So it's a genocide
against poor people at the end of the day.
It's just rich people want to play God.
Okay, so here's something.
Pull up Judge Joe Brown
on Biden's racism.
Have you heard of...
What's the name of the drug?
This we might have to cut.
Invectin or something like that?
I got it up here.
I heard this last week. I don't know if it's real.
Okay, so it was a
COVID drug. Oh, Ivermectin. Ivermectin.
Oh, I've heard about Ivermectin. It's not a COVID drug, but it was a drug that was used for these
serious. No, I don't want Ivermectin. I thought it was some other, yeah. Here's the problem.
I'm not a doctor. So people watching can make their own decisions. The United Nations said a
year and a half ago, we will decide what a drug is as a treatment and no one else can.
So that if there's no drug that's viable to treat this viral condition, then we have to do the experimental unapproved vaccine.
Right.
So that's why they said you can't say hydroxychloroquine, ivermectin, remdesivir, even though now the British have been approving that and others have.
So I'm going to say no, no, only take your COVID shots.
Take Pfizer.
Take Moderna. Do whatever Google says, even though they're in bed with them.
Take the shots.
Do not. You don't need zinc or vitamin
C. You don't need food or sunshine
or water. Only do what the UN says
run by Big Pharma. No, I'm serious. And it
didn't cover the Wuhan lab. It didn't cover the
Wuhan lab. No, seriously. None of it.
None of it came from there.
Now, I will say this.
COVID is...
I don't think these thousands of medical doctors
have a right in their own press conferences to say this.
I think it's good they censored senators in congressional hearings
with experts about ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine
and all this.
We're helping people.
They were liars.
I agree with big tech.
There shouldn't be U.S. senators having hearings.
There shouldn't be Ron DeSantis, the governor of Florida,
with meetings with the scientists saying this.
You don't have a right to hear what a congressional meeting
or a Senate meeting or a House meeting or a gubernatorial meeting.
Since when do Senate meetings and House meetings and gubernatorial meetings in capitals with
scientists at boardroom tables under oath get to be heard?
No!
Seriously, fuck this, man.
I'm leaving the show.
Don't you ever say to me, Andrew Schultz, that we should be able to hear from doctors
under oath and congressional testimony.
That's fucking sick!
What the fuck planet am I on?
Google, shut this fucking show down.
Don't you ever bring up alternative treatments,
you goddamn asshole.
Fuck.
That's fucking white supremacy right there.
That's right.
Jersey, that's white supremacy.
Ivermectin is white supremacy.
Hydroxychloroquine is white supremacy.
Zinc is evil.
Vitamin D3 is evil
You don't need any of it
All you need is Pfizer
It's like Bam Bam Bigelow
Bam Bam Bigelow
You know what happened recently in India
Because I'm diamond ring wearing
Rolex wearing
Private jet flying
What the fuck I'm talking about
And then you think I'm talking about?
Woo!
And if you think I'm gonna sit here and take that, then you don't have
any idea what you're dealing with.
I've spilt more
liquor than you've ever even
imagined in your little fucking checkbook.
And that's why today
you will face the heavyweight
champion of the world. And it doesn't matter what you face the heavyweight champion of the world.
And it doesn't matter what you try.
At the end of the day, it'll be me, Ric Flair, that holds that belt.
Now, you ladies get ready to line up and ride Magic Mountain.
Woo!
Oh, man.
You know, India said they're taking ivermectin.
If they're bad, they won't turn over themselves to the Muslims.
Sorry.
Yeah, India had to sue so the UN won't block them getting ivermectin.
Fuck India!
No, no, no.
Now they said they're not.
You ain't getting no fucking medicine, motherfucker.
Google says you don't get hydroxychloroquine, ivermectin.
Ha-ha, motherfuckers.
You ain't getting that.
You ain't getting that.
Sorry.
Sorry, you were talking about India?
They took away ivermectin and zinc from the home kits.
They said that they weren't effective.
That's right.
Well, no.
As of yesterday or something like that.
The Indian government followed a UN directive,
so the main lawyers guild sued over it.
That's the thing.
I agree, because India's doing good.
You don't get that.
Isn't that crazy, though?
Trying to steal that ivermectin.
Fucking diamond ring Rolex wearing.
Diamond ring.
Fucking jet flying.
You drink. Fucking jet flying. You drink.
A little chrome.
A little chrome for the kid.
We're going to eat tonight, too.
Damn right we are.
All right.
All right, listen.
A big old slice of pussy, too.
A slice?
His wife he's talking about.
For the record.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on. We got a serious one. I got a serious one for you right now
Are you ready for a serious one?
This is a serious question
Bring some heat lay it on
This is a riddle
This is a riddle here
How many cues does it take
To screw in a tiki torch
There's not enough cuesues in the world because they're full of shit
good answer you're not you're not down with the queues you know what was the answer no no here's
the deal the queue thing was run by the fbi to come in and say trump's invincible everything's
fine it was the queue thing said attack the capitol so we had a million people there for
a protest they fooled like 500 people thinking they were under orders from Trump.
It was all run out of Q, which was FBI, to attack the building.
Dude, what the fuck is anonymous?
Anonymous is anonymous.
I mean, it's the same deal.
People say, are you for anonymous?
Anybody can put a Guy Fawkes mask on and say what they want.
So one anonymous I love, one anonymous I hate.
But I have people walking up to me going like,
yeah, Q exposed Jeffrey Epstein.
You've got to cover it up.
And it's like, we're in contact with Trump and the secret alliance.
And I'm like, well, I'm actually in contact with Trump.
He doesn't like Q.
They wouldn't listen to me.
But it was all like an internet thing for the left to manipulate the right.
They totally chumped him.
And the right acted like just idiot buffoons.
I mean, I give the Democrats a congratulation.
The way they manipulated that Capitol attack and all of it.
I mean, they fucking did that
and they fooled
people to go in
there
I tried to stop
them they're trying
to indict me
right now
really
oh it's all over
the news yeah
they're trying to
indict you
fuck yeah they got
FBI investigations
open on me
really
what are you spending
monthly in legal fees
that's pretty low
right now probably
like 200,000
a month
yeah
how much
200,000
a month in legal
fees
well that's that's mere chicken feeding a war
no seriously
careful now
I'm going to get hungry
it's one of those power blasts
it's pretty painful
I want it again
give me a power blast
take one from Andrew
I'm scared
people punch around here.
Take one from Andrew.
Demon punch.
All right, anyways.
No, seriously, I don't spend that much every month.
I spend like $10 a month on legal.
That's quite a drop, man.
It's where we like to go.
No, seriously.
What's the video that's going around on Twitter about you?
There's some video that I think you said you were causing or something like that. I haven't watched it.
I was causing it? Some two-minute video. It went viral. What is it? Let me see if I can find it. Yeah. It's like, there's a video. You a lot of videos
is a video. You, we want to, um, I assumed you had seen it. You know what I mean? No,
no. I'm just teaching you. He punches hard. I'm not bullshitting. He does.
Every single week, the government comes out and they're like,
yo, here's some aliens.
We think it's aliens or UFOs or whatever like that.
And people don't care.
Why do we not care about aliens anymore?
And why do they keep trying to shove UFOs down our throats?
When you look at all those, quote, UFOs and devices that are doing Mach 15,
the rest of it, truly we've got a lot of advanced technologies.
And the word is those are human technologies.
And basically, the deep state, the shadow government,
the breakaway civilization,
it is showing us the advanced technology it's got
and then trying to create an ethos to unify us
around the threat of an alien invasion.
And it was back at the Evian-Bilderberg group meeting
in the early 1990s that Henry Kissinger
later confirmed the statement,
said we need an outside threat from outside our planet
to unify us.
So they also have a Project Bluebeam they've talked about
of a fake alien invasion using holograms
to basically get us to all unify around that.
So if COVID was just a real virus,
but the hype and fear around it was the power grab,
the hoax, the fear was the hoax,
the shutdown was the hoax, then imagine an alien invasion fear was the hoax. The shutdown was the hoax.
Then imagine an alien invasion and what they could do with that
and all the pre-programming.
So yes, they're definitely trying to get us to do that.
So you think that they're going to...
Sorry, go.
Well, then why are we so divided in so many other ways?
But we're united on this UFO shit.
We don't care.
They're out here going, this is the newest sneaker.
This is the newest Jordan.
It's dropping Tuesday.
And we're like, we don't need that.
But the shit we're divided on,
masks, whatever,
we're very passionate about those things.
We're passionate about COVID.
We don't care about UFOs, bro.
We don't care.
Well, that's because we've been hearing about it so much
in movies at all bars,
but there's definitely stuff going on on this planet.
I think there's definitely advanced civilizations
that do come to the planet.
But all that stuff you see,
those are like weapon systems and things they have.
Yeah, that's our shit, right? Yeah. We're looking looking at our ship but you do believe in the interdimensional and that's
showing the russians and the chinese like oh the aliens are here yeah that's what i thought it was
i thought it's us flexing for them we're gonna call aliens but y'all know what the fuck it is
see how we just surrounded our own ships there's not a problem because they want to surround theirs
they might share like oh your jet's gonna catch us Mach 3? How about Mach 20? That's the same deal, yeah.
And when they're saying shit like.
Aliens never surround a Chinese ship.
Yeah.
They never surround a Russian ship.
And they always say shit like, there's nothing that could possibly move that fast.
So, you know, that's how fast our shit is.
You see what I'm saying?
Like, you can't even comprehend how fast it is.
It's not even possible for something to move that fast.
Is it?
But if it's our shit, maybe it's that fast.
No, it's definitely our shit.
You got to ask, why is the U.S. so advanced compared to everybody else?
Like, we have this whole fake economy.
Oh, we're oil.
Oh, we can't do anything.
Meanwhile, it's like, I mean, it's way advanced.
30, 40 years in advance.
What do you mean?
What do you mean by that?
Well, speaking of Israel, did you see the footage in the whole latest Gaza conflict
where you'd see like one missile hit a building, the whole thing falls down?
That's not how that works.
So they've got like these guided systems that go in,
and it's like specially programmed shape charges that like basically create
some type of barometric blast wave and take out everything.
That's like 40-year-old technology.
So the Israelis are like now, because you used to have to grab a bunch of bombs
on a 10-story building
and bring it down
to a big 20-story building.
The Al Jazeera headquarters.
A missile shoots in the side.
And the whole building comes down.
And a little explosion.
And all of a sudden,
the building goes.
And then the jet flies over,
shoots one missile in the building,
and the whole thing falls.
That's like 40-year-old stuff.
So now what you're saying is.
They got stuff way worse, man.
They've got waves they can hit that just make
atoms divide. They've got
satellites, like one satellite just
vaporized New York once.
So that's why it's way advanced, man.
You say they, but you mean we.
That's us.
Why does the United States have all this stuff?
Why is China popping off then? Why don't we let them know
what time it is? Well, they got some crazy shit too.
Like us?
I mean, they got, I don't know,
but they got some shit.
But like us?
Like take the space program.
Everybody sees fake stuff.
If you try to fly...
That's because they put fake productions out.
They have all sorts of advanced stuff.
They don't want to tell you
that the first 20 crews went to the moon
or whatever died.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
20 crews?
You ever seen the movie First Man?
No. No. It's excellent, but it's about the space program. Oh, wait. What? 20 crews? You ever seen the movie First Man? No.
No.
It's excellent, but it's about the space program.
Oh, okay.
And it shows up.
But they had a bunch of programs.
I thought that was like a coming out of the closet.
Well, that too.
No, seriously.
Ba-dum-boom.
Yeah, yeah.
It's First Man on the Moon.
But the point is, that's all real
because computers transmitting and geeks on the ground
can't make it as good as a human, you know, dead reckoning.
And they did all those landings on Earth with gravity much stronger.
Like there's there's 35 millimeter footage of Buzz Aldrin and.
And what's the big guy, Neil Armstrong flying around in those landers and taking off.
I mean, they did all that on Earth.
And they had like almost died like nine times or scrapped a little program and the alarm from refused. That's, they did all that on Earth. They almost died like nine times.
They were going to get scrapped
by a program and the alarm
turned on and refused.
That's all in the movie.
It's accurate.
Like doing those deals
where you'd have to fly in from,
you'd have to take off,
go up a mile up,
and then act like he was
coming into the moon landing.
But they did all that stuff.
But before then,
that's why the guys
would never brag and stuff.
They wouldn't take credit
because so many people died
in, quote, accidents.
Back then they'd say,
oh, did you hear
four of the astronauts died
flying into Florida
at an airport
oh did you hear
they died in helicopter accidents
they weren't dying
in helicopter accidents
they were dying
in secret space missions
because they couldn't
have it fail
up there
so the first missions
had to be other guys
those weren't the first guys
so someone else
landed on the moon
came back
and then they let
Buzz Lightyear
and Neil Armstrong.
What's his name again?
Buzz Aldrin and Neil.
No, no, no.
To infinity and beyond.
To infinity and beyond.
No, they were flying those landers in the US.
Yeah, I saw the series.
But you were, you know.
What's his name?
Buzz Aldrin.
Buzz Aldrin.
Buzz Aldrin.
Buzz Aldrin.
To infinity and beyond.
But listen, that's what I'm getting at is,
is that thousands died,
the U.S. test pilot project in the 50s and 60s.
Well, it all went into space program after that.
It was all secret after that.
So the whole shadow government was NASA for that point.
And so NASA is like the whole breakaway government.
I don't want to get too conspiratorial,
but isn't NASA made up of Nazis?
Well, the Nazis breakaway government. I don't want to get too conspiratorial, but isn't NASA made up of Nazis? Well, the Nazis did found NASA.
Werner Von Braun, the Goddard Space Center, all of them.
So are you telling our shadow government is Nazis?
Isn't that the whole idea?
I think they're like guys for hire.
Because here's an example.
Egypt hired some Nazi scientists.
That's a famous Israeli case
where they had to go all over the Middle East and Europe
and kill all the Egyptian scientists. You ever heard of of that story all the egyptian scientists that had
gotten the nazi technology so the germans were just selling to everybody but then it goes back
to the question why did they have all these plans nobody else did because of the interdimensional
that's what hitler was doing yeah and i'm not even into that that's what they said it was
happening they had this bell project that they came up with they got from the tibetans or whatever
some interdimensional deal and if you went in it, you got psychic and these things told you what to do.
So it was like DMT without the drugs.
I don't know if all that's real.
I just ask, why did the Germans?
Because the Germans are smart, but the Russians are smart.
Everybody's smart.
Why did they have all the rocket shit nobody else did?
Yeah, because their technology was far more advanced.
The space, they invented jets, everything.
The space shuttle was something Wernher von Reckl was like 1937.
Like the space. 30s. The space shuttle is a whole sketchher von Reckl was like 1937. In the 30s.
The space shuttle is a whole sketch,
a whole nine yards.
When does the Model T come out?
1909 or something like that?
Yeah, something like that.
I mean, that's crazy.
You're talking about less than 30 years after the car.
Unbelievable.
So you're saying there's some outside influence
for that for sure.
The Nazis on record thought they were
getting it from the occult
and they were doing all sorts of weird shit
you're obsessed with that in Bavaria
and the Wright brothers were
1903
put in perspective
the Wright brothers are 1903
the Germans have jets by 40
they just couldn't mass produce
they have jets by 40 we're not talking about regular planes so you're saying we're in space before we have jets by 40. They just couldn't mass produce them. They have jets by 40?
We're not talking about regular planes.
In service by 43.
So you're saying we're in space before we have jets?
Well, that's what they call the space shuttle.
The space shuttle was called Silverbird.
Okay.
Like you've seen, Hollywood puts it in movies.
You've seen the first Captain America where Red Skulls
flying that big bomber to bomb New York.
That was a real plan.
They had a space shuttle they were building
when it got blown up in Germany, an underground base.
I forget all the names. And it was going to have three
nukes in it. They were going to bomb New York, Chicago,
and Seattle because that was the way
the Silverbird was going to fly. It was a space shuttle.
And it was going to have three
atomic bombs that they were going to drop.
But the U.S. went over with the British
and went and destroyed those underground bases.
That's even in mainline history. Swear to God.
Type in Nazi space Shuttle Silverbird.
Yeah.
Nazi Space Shuttle Silverbird.
The V-1 rocket.
Oh, yeah.
The V-1, the V-7, yeah.
What is that?
V-1 and the V-7?
They had rockets that were shooting over at England.
It's like the first cruise missile.
And you think that they got this information
from the occult or interdimensional?
Well, I don't think that.
Like, if you see Raiders of the Lost Ark,
that's based on real stuff.
Hitler, like, lost the war because he had so many archaeologists and troops
all over Africa, all over the Middle East, all over Tibet, digging shit up.
He had all these Tibetan monks in, like, castles, like, channeling shit
and telling his scientists what to do.
So Hitler believed in all that stuff.
Wait, that's true?
It's in mainline history.
Yeah, you don't really see it on Discovery Channel,
but it's all in the mainline history, yeah.
Where did the Erasure of the Lost Ark come from?
It's not like...
He was actually trying to dig all that stuff up.
The Lost Ark, the Ark of the Covenant,
the Spirit of Destiny.
There was wisdom within these things.
Yeah, but he mainly did what the Tibetan monks told him.
They weren't like Nazis.
They were just telling him what their big secrets.
So he shipped a bunch back to Germany
and they were telling him what to do.
Is that why China hates Tibet so much?
That's where they got
the swastika from.
Well, they got it from India.
India has it too,
but that's a Buddhist symbol.
The Hindu symbol.
The Hindu symbol.
Holy shit.
All it is is a sun symbol.
It doesn't mean anything bad.
But I mean,
the point is
that's where he got it
was from Asia.
And do you think
that he was contacting
the occult before
he decided that
they were going to take over the world?
It's in mainline history books.
They don't put it on discovery channel that they had like this SS castle
where they would cut off SS officers heads.
And they believe like it would give them a psychic power and stuff.
Just whacked out.
Dude.
I just,
I think of it as psych psycho behavior,
but like,
why is Jeffrey Epstein at Zorro ranch trying to impregnate women for the
super race?
These rich dudes just go crazy.
And they just get on this power trip with their God.
They just do all this crazy stuff.
So I don't care if it's the Chinese.
I don't care if it's the Russians.
I don't care if it's the U.S.
I don't care.
All these scientists go crazy.
And they're all the same, basically.
You guys find Silverbird?
I'm a little let down because when he asked about UFOs, you said, oh, no, this is just
technology that we had already.
So when did the or have aliens come?
That's what I'm saying is like, when did that?
What we're seeing from my best understanding.
No, I'm just saying, when's the timeline when aliens actually came?
From my best understanding.
This stuff came from interdimensional aliens, whatever it is, and then now we built it.
And somehow we were asking, why did the Germans get
it first? So, your guess
is as good as mine. I don't know.
If I knew, I'd be
I don't know. I can only study.
But if you go back to Egypt and to Babylon
and the Aztecs, every culture
has carvings of these
ships landing, these things coming off.
Ezekiel talked about blue bubbles
on people's heads and telling them, here, take this. You understand everything. Take it. And also, they have hallucination. They're giving all the answers. You know, Ezekiel talked about blue bubbles on people's heads and, like, telling them, here, take this.
You'll understand everything.
They take it, and all of a sudden they have a hallucination.
Yeah.
They're given all the answers.
I mean, you can say whatever it is.
Whether it's real or some pre-programmed thing,
we think these things come.
It's carved on the Egyptian walls like Apache helicopters
and UFOs and jumbo jets.
It's in the Madrid International Museum.
I've seen it.
Like, a perfect carving.
It's been there 500 years of a jumbo jet with windows on it.
A jumbo jet with windows on it and the engines.
Whoa. What?
Yeah, in Egypt
and all over, they have carvings
of Apache helicopters.
It's like our stuff and then flying saucers.
It's like different spaceships.
There's a spaceship. I don't know that.
That's a passenger plane. Whatever these people had,
they were seeing all this.
We also got this from Da Vinci. Remember that game Wolfenstein we used to play when we were kids? There's a spaceship. I don't know that. That's a passenger plane. It's like whatever these people had, they were seeing all this.
We also got this from Da Vinci.
But remember that game Wolfenstein we used to play when we were kids?
That's Himmler's Castle.
That's, you know,
how there was like monsters and aliens.
Himmler's Castle is where they did it all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So then have aliens come back since?
Huh?
Have aliens come back since?
I don't know.
I just know that the lore is the Germans,
they were doing occult shit to get
knowledge. They thought doing black magic, they
were getting power. And then they made the best weapons.
So I don't know.
I don't know. So maybe
they didn't get it from them and it was just lucky
and they had good scientists that had
some great ideas
about science and nothing else.
And they were able to make these weapons,
or maybe the occult was helping them out.
They're saying that Himmler was trying to prove
that the Aryans were the superior race,
so that's why he went so hard in doing the research,
uncovering X, Y, and Z,
and I'm sure that's where they were developing all this.
Why was he going to non-whites to do this research?
You got to do it.
And why would they help them?
Fuck the Tibetans.
Yo, fuck Tibetans.
Well, they did not yank that shit.
They helped him.
They gave him all the justification for what he was trying to do.
They didn't?
Yeah, but I mean, I think...
Are you kidding me?
What cucks?
I think when the Germans showed up in Tibet in the 30s,
they weren't asking questions.
They were getting grabbed.
I mean, they just know, hey, this guy was going to come.
I mean, whatever.
That's another investigation.
Why did the Tibetans help him?
I'm just telling you what's on record.
And like the Tibetan.
I'm curious about like famous occultists.
Do you know much about Aleister Crowley?
Oh, yeah.
Did he have any role in like in World War I or II as far as occultism, you think?
Yeah, he was countering Hitler with his V symbol. Likeler had his swastika was his archetypal sigil and in the
magic this was alice or crowley worked with mi well then it was oss to create this so crowley
is from the english side yeah he's like an english occultist he's often referred to as the most
wicked man to ever live yeah and so he was the guy on the other side fighting Hitler. Why was he considered the wickedest man to ever live?
Because he killed his own son and stuff in Spain.
Oh.
Whoops.
Why did he kill his son?
Maybe his son was an asshole.
He helped found NASA with Jack Parsons
in the Jet Propulsion Laboratory.
He founded NASA?
Well, through Jack Parsons.
Jack Parsons was like the high priest of the West.
What's the asshole behavior?
Of the what?
What's the wicked behavior?
I'm not seeing real
wicked behavior.
No, he killed, he
sacrificed his son in
Spain.
I mean, that's pretty
wicked.
For the occult.
And he was the first
guy.
I mean, Hitler exists.
This is the most evil
man that ever lived.
He did rituals in the
Great Pyramid in like
the 20s and then drew
the sketch like a gray
alien.
So the first image we
see of a gray alien is
from him.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
And then all that
Aleister crowley stuff
that's in the wiki leaks is they talk about the alistair crowley cult and then and doing his
rituals so he and how did he get access to these interdimensional beings listen i've never seen
any of this stuff here's my question i'm only telling you andrew these people believe in this
no no i understand they believe in it right and clearly they're committed to it and you can see through
their actions what i'm curious is how they get this information how do they get the information
that lets them know i need to kill my son so that i can get some greater power or wisdom you've got
to turn yourself loose and give a sacrifice to these beings for them to give you advanced knowledge
so if you go back to the old like grand gr Grand Grimoire and things like that, it's like those black magic
original documents, I've read those.
You would have to sacrifice a child or
if you go back to the Druids, which was
in Europe and Germany and in England,
routinely they would say, hey, we've
had bad crops, the king has to kill his son.
So it had to be a more valuable sacrifice
to the gods to
please them, and they would give you the answers.
Aren't the Druids in Israel now?
Druids. Oh, the Druids. Wrong, wrong, you the answers. Aren't the Druids in Israel now? Druids.
Oh, the Druids.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
No, no, the Druids.
Yeah, the Druids.
The Druids was the shamanistic system of ancient Europe.
Stupid.
And then the greater the sacrifice,
the more the crops...
That's close, though.
That was close.
Yeah, no, I mean, everything...
I mean, look, look, the whole...
Like, leave us alone, Andrew.
Jesus.
The founding... You already got circumcised.
Listen up.
Listen,
we've got,
we've got,
so did you.
That's right.
I'm not putting him down.
I'm saying anyways,
that's pretty dominant though.
Anyways,
all I'm saying is grabbing a dick and then snipping a piece off.
That's dominance.
If you go back to,
uh,
what's the founding myth of England?
It's Prince George, it's St. George slays the dragon.
What was the dragon demanding in this thousand-year-old myth?
The children.
He wants to eat your children or it'll destroy your village.
And so he stands up and slays the dragon.
That was the Christian church coming in and saying,
human sacrifice is over.
The Druids, the dragon.
Everybody got that and said, okay, we don't give our kids anymore.
Because, I mean, they go in and dig up these bounds all over the UK.
Holy shit.
Thousands of dead kids, just like the Aztecs.
Every culture was killing their kids.
Let's give the Jews some credit.
They were the first culture in written documents to say with Abraham, hey, we're not going to kill kids anymore.
You can just kill like a goat.
I mean, every culture killed kids as the payment to the priest.
A little piece of the pecker.
Well, we're not.
This is true.
He's like, we're beating up on them.
It's actually true.
The Jews invented that.
You said don't kill the kids. Chopping on my dicks, one of them, and then stopping the sacrifice.
Stopping the sacrifice of the kids.
It's like, hey, we're not going to kill your kids anymore.
Just part of your dick.
You don't like shmegma.
Kids, dick.
No, that's interesting.
So they come out.
Abraham, the father of Judaism, Christianity.
Of course.
Gang, gang.
They come out.
Would not, you know, the angel.
Not killing the kid.
Stayed his hand.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not going to kill the kid.
I'm saying human sacrifice, adrenochrome, whether it's an archetype or real, is at the
heart of all these cultures.
Every culture sacrificed their kids at one point.
Why?
You get, because these gods. This shit is lit. You guess I'm out of it. Shit, I love my kids. I'll sacrificed their kids at one point. Why? Because these gods...
This shit is lit.
I guess I'm out of it.
Shit, I love my kids.
I'll kill somebody
before they get killed.
I agree with you.
But what's interesting
about this is
so Jews do it
but they're like
we are doing this
no one else can join us.
Right?
We got our own shit
and then that's it.
And then Christians come out
and they're like
yo, anybody can join.
This is the way.
That's what makes it bigger and bigger.
But the reality is, you could make the argument
that Jews started that we don't kill the kids' shit.
This is love. We're going to lead with love.
And that is the light that they talk about.
The Jews are the first people to write down we know of
let's not stop killing our children.
Whoa. Alex Jones, ladies and ladies and gentlemen oh that's true
i think you just won over the jews alex hey i'm all for not killing our kids i'll take
whatever i can get and i like my dick too i got a jewish dick okay
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Alex has one more question.
Just one last question,
because you mentioned before that the FBI was investigating you,
and I think the video Akash was referencing
is like something where you're saying,
oh, I got paid $500,000 to help the Capitol riot
or something like that.
Is there any credibility to that?
Did you have any connections with the Capitol riot? I i'm just curious what don't we know about that i'm glad
you bring that up because the last thing i would want to do is attack the u.s capital and go to
supermax prison um i the way i work is live on air if i start calculating stuff i'm exhausting
can't do it i just tell what happened so I'm, I go to DC, this whole nightmare
unfolds, this whole thing happens. And I go up on a roof rooftop that night, as they're attacking
people with flashbangs. And there's hundreds being arrested in total insanity is happening.
We'd already rented this top of a building right above the Capitol to cover the events that day
thinking Trump was going to come speak at the Capitol.
It didn't happen.
So the way to tell the story,
because this will be definitely viral and it's smart for your show to bring
this up period is,
is to explain the whole thing.
So let's start at the end and then move back.
And we can currently,
it's a video that gets a million here,
a million there,
5 million there,
400,000 there.
When you say it's a viral video, it's every day trending on Twitter for three weeks straight.
Sometimes number one on Twitter, arrest Alex Jones.
Alex Jones confesses to ordering the attack on the Capitol.
And they even lie and go, look at this leaked video.
I'm up there above the Capitol with it behind me explaining what happened.
All I needed to do that day was go report, hey, Trump campaign called
me three weeks ago and said
we need somebody to fundraise
to set up an event where he's going to
challenge the election at the Ellipse outside
the White House. That's a mile and a half away.
Because contrary to proper belief,
the president and the executive branch doesn't pay for these events.
You've got to get campaign people
to pay for it. Well, Trump had no support then.
So we wanted to challenge the election. It's all right, whether we're right or wrong.
And I'm like, wow, the president wants me to do this. Yeah. And so I ended up talking to some
of the people involved. They got the fundraisers. They tried to give me the money. I go, no,
here's the money over here. It costs $500,000. I get in contact, talk to the White House. They
want to have a peaceful event like Trump has all the time at the ellipse in between the Washington monument in the White House 30,000 people could sit there big fence porta potties all you know
metal detectors everything I'd get there and I'd heard this I hadn't talked to Trump in months then
and they said Trump wants you to lead a march to the Capitol when this is over
and who tells you this uh I mean, it's people from
the White House and they're coming out of the back.
I'm in the front row and there's Trump right there and they're coming out and talking
to me and saying this. And I go, yeah, I'd heard
this. And then sure enough, 30 minutes to the end of
his speech, he goes, all right, I want everybody to start
marching to the Capitol. And
the Secret Service opens up the back thing while he's still
speaking. I get let out. Pennsylvania
Avenue is right here.
Already, there was over a million people.
They couldn't even hear Trump at the Ellipse, even on the jumbotrons.
It was tiny.
It was like a postage stamp.
They're already going down there.
And I got security guys with me.
Some of these guys are here today.
And they go, hey, we got reports that they're attacking the police.
We need to run down there.
And they're like, hey, because my Achilles is totally torn.
I was wondering if I had a problem exercising.
They go, can you run?
And I said, yeah, I can jog.
So we jogged a mile and a half down there
because they go, hey, you need to stop this
because you're going to get blamed.
They're smart guys.
They're military guys.
Yeah.
And so all of a sudden, I'm running up.
Here's the Capitol.
There's about 200,000 people are there.
It's surreal.
And I see like people climbing up
like Planet of the Apes or something over the deals.
I see flashbangs going off.
And I'm like 300 yards away.
And a flashbang goes right in my face.
Talk about real.
It was like, I was like, wow, this is real.
So I climb up on these chairs and I go, turn back.
Don't go in.
Stop.
We're being set up.
And the Trump campaign had said, go around to this side of the Capitol by the Supreme Court.
There'll be a stage.
Trump's going to speech.
He was set up.
I called back, Trump's coming here. Don't do this. We go the other side. There'll be a stage. Trump's going to speech. He was set up. I call it by Trump's coming here. Don't do this. We go to the other side. There's nothing there.
And all of a sudden the Capitol is already surrounded on the other side. So I go up the
top, try to get them down. I tell the police, I go, I know you've got a PA system. Um, you need
to get on it. They use the next day saying you're caught out here to be arrested. I said, you got
to tell them, get out of here and let me tell them. I said, somebody's going to have a Ken
state. It's on video. Sure enough, that woman gets killed. All other bad
shit happens. So I'm sitting there going, man, we're being set up. We're being set up. I told
her, I get out of here. Don't be part of this. I go back. I get up on top of the building. I tell
that whole story, uh, about how I'm sitting there and no one would step up for Trump and get the
money for the event. Cause you got to rent the spaces, pay for the cruise. It's like a rock concert.
And I don't think Trump set me up.
He was being set up, obviously, where he goes to have this event.
He has events all the time.
He's told, yeah, it's ready for you at the Capitol.
I should have gone in advance to check it, but it wasn't my event.
When people tried to, again, give me the money,
I just put them in touch with the Republican Party who took the money.
It was half a million dollars. I donated $80,000 of it Republican Party who took the money. It was half a million
dollars. I donated $80,000 of it, $87,000, whatever it was. And so this is such an epic
piece of real history. And then the idea, they have like FBI agents and senators like on Twitter
with like 50,000 retweets saying Jones is going to be arrested, man. He tried to kill everybody
at the Capitol. He wanted this to happen. Why would I, my right mind, want that to happen?
So Trump did not try to attack the Capitol.
They were set to vote.
They had the votes of the Senate for a 10-day investigation of election fraud.
But by getting a small part of this giant million-person crowd,
500, 600, to break through and go in,
a big crowd is dangerous.
It's like a football game.
NFL game ends.
That's what happened
and it was some real listeners real people that got hyped up and went in but it was Antifa that
was there uh Jaden X CNN paid him $90,000 they were the same burn it down let's go and there
were people infiltrated the Oath Keepers and the Proud Boys who 100% I've seen the videos
did mount up believe they were under Trump's command,
through Q.
Q's this 8chan thing, and it was telling them,
we later learned in hindsight, attack, attack, attack.
And so through that kind of like LARPing,
or those games where everybody dresses up like medieval knights
and beats each other, everybody showed up,
and out of a million people, they tricked maybe 600 or so
to go into the Capitol. What happened there was
terrible. I'm against it, but now they've tried to blame me for that. And yeah,
I mean, it was in the Washington post.
They have a criminal investigation open on me and Roger Stone.
Roger Stone had nothing to do with it. Uh, cause I remember Roger was like,
I don't have security for me. F this. I'm not even gonna give a speech. Uh,
he didn't even go to the, he didn't even go to the ellipse that day.
My wife's like, I got a bad feeling.
I'm sick of sitting there.
I need to pee.
Let's go back to the hotel and just, you know, eat dinner, eat lunch.
She goes, baby, I don't want to go to the Capitol.
Don't do this.
I'm like, let's just wait and see.
Trump goes, all right, start marching to the Capitol.
And so he just got completely walked into it.
So did I.
And so I don't feel sorry for myself, but I'll be damned, though,
if I'm going to be framed for attacking the Capitolapult when I had nothing to do with it,
and so it was definitely a setup.
That's why Q is so dangerous
is that here we are exposing the real pedophile rings,
the real New World Order, all of it,
but just like they use 8chan and 4chan,
anonymous boards to hijack real information.
They hijacked what we were doing there
and then turned us against ourselves
so i've learned a lot and i learned a lot that day because i had the q shaman you know the guy
with the horns and you know the guy dressed up in the in the uh buffalo outfit or whatever yeah
viking buffalo i had him on the day after or two days after and he's like i'm on cloud nine we're
taking back america trump's gonna win we. We're going to overthrow the government. You know, we're invincible. Q's real. You're not. And I'm like, dude, you're going to jail. Trump's going
to be removed. It's over. The Q thing, because imagine, I trust myself, but barely, because I
have screwy thoughts. That makes two of us. Exactly. I sure as hell don't trust some 8chan
thing telling me it's secretly the president. I'm like, hey, I know the president. I talked to him. Yeah,
don't be a fake. I talked to Q. That's the president.
So it's this weird, like,
mind control.
You've seen, like... Wait, wait. Help me
understand, because a few things I don't understand.
If Q was organizing it,
but then you have opposite groups, like
you have Antifa, who doesn't fuck with
Proud Boys or whatever the case is. Like, how are they
both at this thing at the same time to do the same?
Sure.
Antifa knows there's going to be pissed off people.
So they are on video putting on their black clothing, the Trump gear, the blue and red.
Oh, so you said that they lighting as Trumpers.
Yeah.
They know we were all expecting Antifa to come attack us.
So this video of them putting on the mega gear it's posing.
But also, then everyone believed that Trump was going to overthrow the government
and that Hillary was going to be put in prison at Gitmo,
and the storm was coming.
Okay.
This was all over the internet.
They would let you push us anywhere.
I would try to say, no, Q's fake.
I'd be banned.
So I knew Q was their deal.
Then the Q boards, this was just message boards,
were like, we're going to take the Capitol back.
It's going to happen.
And so enough people out of the million that were there believed that,
and they got 600 to attack the Capitol.
So you got a million people showing up.
They're online.
So the Q boards tell them that they are secretly in Trump's army.
They then attack the building believing they're
working for Trump and Alex Jones, and then
Alex Jones and Trump get the blame.
Where'd the $500,000 go?
If there was nothing set up, no podium,
no nothing. It's very bad math, but the question
is good. Whatever.
Again, I understand that's why this... You know, I've thought about
this. I've got to do... $500,000.
I've got to do a PowerPoint.
I've got to do a PowerPoint.
Because I know this is confusing and confuses me trump wanted an event to challenge the election so here's the capital yeah here's the white house
here's the ellipse here's the washington monument here's pennsylvania avenue okay
starting at 7 a.m in the, running till like 2 o'clock
with Trump from noon to 2
is the Ellipse
with porta potties and fences
and Secret Service.
This is the rock concert.
Yes.
That cost $500,000, you're saying.
Yeah, to put all the equipment in
and all the shit.
Yeah.
Porta potties, fences, jumbotrons.
Okay.
Okay.
Then I'm told,
because I haven't talked to Trump
in a long time then,
and I see people come back from behind the fence
telling me in Secret Service,
you're going to lead the march.
Trump's going to meet you there.
So I want to know.
I want a real investigation of this.
I don't know what happened.
So here's the Capitol.
Here we are at the Ellipse.
At like one o'clock,
these times are always out of my head,
but like at one o'clock,
1230, whatever it was,
Trump goes, okay, march the Ellipse.
Secret Service comes, opens the gate,
directs me through.
Okay.
I'm walking out with my camera crew and everybody.
I'm going to lead a march.
It's impossible to lead a march with a million people.
Yeah.
Third of them are already going down the road, Pennsylvania Avenue.
So here's Trump speaking.
Here's Pennsylvania Avenue.
Here is the Washington Monument.
Here's the White House.
Down there is the Capitol a mile and a half away.
Yeah.
So then I'm asked, go lead a thing.
Trump's going to meet you.
I go down the road,
get there,
and it's like War of the Worlds with flashbangs and tear gas.
Yeah, but you said
there was supposed to be
like a stage
and Trump was supposed
to be there.
Yeah, the 500,000 was-
You got told by Trump's people
to go.
I agree.
I don't try to micromanage everything.
The 500,000 I was involved in
was for the Ellipse.
I'm told Trump's going
to speak to the Capitol.
I'm not the advanced guy.
But you're told by Trump's people.
Yeah.
So then like.
It's just like I showed up here today.
I didn't know you guys were going to have these hats or whatever.
Point is, it's just here.
Gotcha.
So I knew about the Ellipse.
I show up.
I'm thinking, my wife's like, I have a bad feeling.
This is weird.
You're going to lead the thing they're telling you?
All of a sudden, the Secret Service opens the gate.
I go back. Well, he's still speaking. Here's Pennsylvania Avenue, 200 yards away. 100 yards away. I'm supposed, my wife's like, I have a bad feeling. This is weird. You're going to leave the thing they're telling you? All of a sudden, the Secret Service opens the gate. I go back.
Well, he's still speaking.
Here's Pennsylvania Avenue, 200 yards away.
100 yards away.
I'm supposed to leave this.
Because it's already like people going to the Capitol.
Yeah.
They already heard Trump was going to the Capitol.
Then Trump says, we're going to the Capitol.
And so I start going down the road.
Trump never shows up.
I'm on video going, let's go to the stage.
It's over here.
We had a marked deal.
We go, there's no stage.
So not to accuse anyone, but if I had to video going, let's go to the stage. It's over here. We had a marked deal. We go, there's no stage. So not to accuse anyone, but if I had to deduce, like, if Trump says, hey, everyone go to the Capitol,
and you were told that there's supposed to be like a big rally speech going on at the Capitol,
and then Trump never shows up at the Capitol, but he organized all his people and told them to go there,
and let's fight and take our country back.
Isn't that kind of Trump leading those people to go attack the Capitol?
Listen, that is absolutely open for discussion.
And that's horrible wargaming.
Because who would like when you're about to get a vote for a 10-day investigation to hold the election,
why would you do that?
You want to show your numbers and be peaceful.
All his rallies had always been peaceful.
So he was set up by
his managers, by the people that
worked for him, not telling him that there was going to be a stand
down and no stage set up.
Listen, I'm not God, dude. You get
in a war like this, that's like a general that doesn't know what's
happening over the next hill. Like old
times, like a general didn't know what was really going on.
I didn't have any idea.
I was asked to set up the rally.
I'd already done two big ones in DC.
One that had a million people, one that had 400,000.
So we had huge events that were massive.
That's not an exaggeration.
We're talking about like seas of people on the video.
And so I was like excited just to do this.
And I clearly got set up by the managers of it who led us into a trap.
Got it.
So are you not worried now because you are outspoken and saying that you were told
there was going to be a rally to the capitol and trump and his side is saying hey i had nothing to
do with that so aren't no no trump said go to the capitol so i'm just saying somebody's gonna have
to fall on the sword yeah but listen what i'm trying to explain to you this is all public yes they're just
online going look here's an edited video of alex jones here's an edited video of alex jones
here's an edited video of alex jones saying hey trump told me to do the rally they're talking
about the ellipse no one thought about the Capitol. Yeah. So they told Trump,
we've got you a stage.
They told me that I just guess they had all that.
Gotcha.
I guess when I came here today,
you guys would have a stage.
Yeah.
And then they set us up or maybe Trump did it.
And like,
let me really hurt myself,
hit myself like an idiot and destroy my chances of stopping this far general
election.
I don't see a motive there.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
But I mean,
listen,
you're at a big deal with the Secret Service
and the porta potties and the fences.
I was just there going through the line, getting ready to sit there
and watch the president.
All of a sudden, he's like, march to the Capitol.
Secret Service opens the gate.
Everything they said.
And I believe insiders in the White House set him up.
How do you think it's going to end up?
I mean, you know, five people died.
One cop two days later, and it's a terrible thing four citizens died um they act like it's the worst thing in u.s history it wasn't um we saw all the
fires the mostly peaceful protests you know in the summer before that they're just trying to use this
as their pretext to go after the american people and use anti-terrorism clauses against the public
and the idea that congress that was that the public. And the idea that Congress was involved in this,
the idea that Congress people, they have like articles,
was Jones coordinating with Congress people?
And I've had the feds like subpoenaing my phone records,
and like none of it happened.
We were not coordinating anything.
I was like, my wife's like, I want to go eat.
This is cold.
And like an hour later, I'm like flashbangs
and not knowing what the hell's going on.
I've been to 50 Trump events.
I've been, I mean, I was not expecting to walk into this.
If you could go back and do a different, what would you do?
I would say, oh my God, we can't do this.
We need to have security at the Capitol.
We're going to be set up.
They're going to provide a tourist.
We've got a million people crowd.
They're going to have control.
And if we don't have the crowd control and, and, and, and, and, but I would, I wasn't
running the event.
I was asked to get the fundraising you
know this is weird and all of a sudden these fundraisers start calling me i was being set up
so i don't know all the different angles or designs of this but they wanted to get the
whole opposition there at once you can say well maybe trump is really a globalist he doesn't like
you and he wanted to set you up as he left office i don't think that's the case but some weird shit
definitely went on guys thank you for answering my questions.
Thank you. Remember, when you see those videos,
there's hours of me talking about it
just like I did right now. They're like, they'll probably take
clips here. Jones just admitted
on a major
podcast that he is
a fraud and that Trump ordered him to attack.
And you'll be like, he didn't say that.
That's what they did.
Find out what I'm really saying
at band.video and theevilinfo
wars.com.
Guys, last question.
How did you celebrate Juneteenth?
That's a good question.
When I grew up in Dallas,
I was quite the history buff and my black
friends didn't know what Juneteenth was.
Juneteenth is a...
A lot of people didn't know up until about two years ago.
Well, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Texas never celebrated
though. Well, but I'm saying,
I'm in the heart of it in Texas. Yeah.
And it was two years
after the Civil War, I don't have all the
history in front of me. Years
after the Civil War,
they learned in Galveston,
Texas about the emancipation proclamation and,
and,
and,
and Lincoln and all the rest of it.
Uh,
and so it became a big deal.
Now the left just wants a holiday.
They own exploding black people to be the new July 4th.
No,
seriously,
that's what they're doing.
And so it's like,
Oh,
it's this big new black holiday that the Democrats own and the rainbow flag
owns.
And now it's bigger than July 4th.
So they're canceling July 4th and a bunch of Democrat cities to have Juneteenth, which has with a rainbow flag, of course,
which has nothing to do with ending slavery or black people or any of it.
Hell, you know, Biden's up there pushing it.
They didn't end slavery for six months after Juneteenth in Texas, in Delaware.
You know, Delaware kept going for two years after.
Oh, shit.
So anyways, I could sit there at virtual sit-in and go,
I love Juneteenth, and I think it's the breadiest things in sliced bread.
We already have Martin Luther King Day.
How about we have Pro-Human Day or something?
We have five black holidays.
Hell, I have 150.
The point is, who owns those holidays?
Just like Hallmark created Father's Day and Mother's Day,
and just like Coca-Cola kind of produced modern Christmas,
it's just the Democrats want to own their own holiday.
So let's get straight.
This is a Democrat, deep state, big tech holiday.
And so I'm not against.
That's a lot of people.
No, but seriously, what is Juneteenth?
It's something Democrats tell people about.
And people are like, oh, that's my holiday.
You got to let me have it.
Well, is it really your holiday?
I mean, really, is that, you know.
How about we have.
So do you not celebrate Father's Day because it's a Hallmark holiday?
Like if your kids give you a cake, are you like, that's deep state.
That's big corporate business.
Fuck that cake.
Well, I went with my kids for Father's Day.
I'm here.
No, seriously.
Oh, shit.
You're a real one.
He's your daddy.
This guy looks like Craig Jones, one of the top grapplers in the world.
Craig Jones?
He's a grappler.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
I never heard of him.
Handsome guy.
Donna Heard, death camp.
You guys got to come to Austin.
Go out on my cabin cruiser.
We're going to do it.
We got it.
We're out there.
We're out there soon.
Joe Rogan.
Joe Rogan's coming.
We're all going out on the cabin cruiser.
I'll be honest with you.
I'm a little bit frustrated.
That was a great podcast.
But I'm really upset that I can't explain.
There was an Ellipse event.
We had lots of Trump events.
We were not trying to attack the Capitol.
Why would I want to attack the Capitol?
You know I'm on video trying to stop it, right?
I did not know that, but
all they do is put out articles.
Jones caught video
surfaces. It's like video
leaked of Jones saying he's pissed and sick of Trump.
I said it in a fucking studio with
three-point lighting. I'm like, I'm fucking
sick of Trump two years ago. I'm so sick of his
shit. I've been so attacked because
I support Trump. And they'll be like,
did you see on Andrew Schultz? He set it off
mic. He'd know it was on air. No,
I just set it on air just now. Trump
pisses me off. It's a love-hate relationship. It's like I
piss myself off. But they just do
that shit.
Look at them legs over there.
I'm hiking
them up. Is your wife coming in tonight?
My fiancee, yeah, she's going to come.
That's good.
Get our wives together.
Hanging out.
Just hanging out.
Planning the next
capital event.
Let's overthrow the ellipsis.
Andrew Schultz gave me the orders
I gave the orders
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