Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Caitlin Clark’s Olympic Mistake, Will Smith’s Bad Boy Redemption, & A Flagrant Death in the Family

Episode Date: June 12, 2024

YERRR, the Flagrant guys got together to mourn the loss of one of our own, talk about stroke games, parenting, the US Olympic Team's Major Problem with Cailtin Clark, educate y'all on why America is the best at Cricket, and explain why movies are DEAD. All that and much much more. INDULGE 00:00 Intro 00:49 Dov doesn’t know sloppy toppy 6:10 Dov has no stroke game either + Andrew Schartz 8:26 Back to Mark’s grandma + older women deserve to get off 14:38 Grammy had a great life 18:35 Andrew is a GREAT friend + Larry laying it down 21:35 Grandparents be cheating yo 26:32 Alexx’s & Dov’s moms are READY 30:31 It’s impossible to be a strict parent 33:11 Andrew ain’t got time for the homeless 37:15 Midwest = fun, Indian alcoholism + Pakistan cricket is down bad 39:55 They can’t handle US cricket + we like what we like 51:23 Music class with the baby + chewing up dem thangs 57:57 Caitlin Clark not in Olympics + WNBA turned into reality show 1:09:05 Bad Boys performed aight + Have we forgiven Will Smith? 1:15:17 Another golden age of cinema incoming 1:17:19 Why are Marvel films not hitting? Who watches Star Wars? 1:24:08 Just acknowledge it + We need a “weh-geh-geh” moment

My grandmother She had a heart attack Or it isn't And she's old She's like 97 years old, right? I have genuinely no idea how old my grandmother is She lived in World War II She lived in it?

Yeah Where? In England Oh, really? She like had a pop in the bomb shelter Was she just getting spit-roasted in there? What? No! Why would you?

What the fuck? Because you do crazy shit No, you do crazy shit Why would you do that? When you're under duress What would you say? When you're under duress What the fuck?

Crazy shit You get horny You get horny I was trying to say You get horny. You get horny. Get out of here. Tee-tongue. Tee-tongue. Tee-tongue.

Tee-tongue. Tee-tongue. Tee-tongue. Tee-tongue. Tee-tongue. Tee-tongue. Tee-tongue. Tee-tongue.

No, we're in it. No, that's true. And all the of-age males, they was out there fighting, so she was taking down 15-year-olds. Come on. What the hell? First boner straight in your grandma. Oh, no. First.

Oh, we got. Wait, wait, wait. In the soil. Yo, come on, Al, get back. You don't even realize something we learned about Dove as well, that he doesn't even know what good head is, this fucking idiot. We'll get to that, okay? Okay, okay.

First, let me talk about my grandma. This guy's been talking about all the head he gets and every single time it's, I've gotten spectacular head. I got spectacular head. Oh my God. Every single time, right? Every single girl he looks up at is, I've gotten spectacular head. Oh, my God. Every single time. Every single girl he looks up at his. I've gotten spectacular head.

It's phenomenal head. And I had enough. I said, describe good head. You had enough? He didn't want to do a reminiscence. I had enough. I want to reminisce. I ain't had head in forever. So I go, tell me what good head is.

Describe it to me. And he goes, oh, well, it's something about the savoir faire. Shut up. I go, I'm going to tell you what good head is. And I say three things. Did you say it before? No, no, no, no. Vala said it.

I go, I'm going to say three things. Matter of fact, I'm not even going to say what the fuck it is. Tell me what makes head good. Three things. Go. Three rules. Very sloppy. Hold on one second.

Hold on one second. What I got to say is, what I got to say is, what I got to say is, is hold on. When Dove was asked what is good head, he's like, if my sheets are clean, if my pillows are flopped, if the bathroom is closed, he's making up shit that got nothing to do with him. I bet you get the order that I said the three in. You can do any order, but I bet you get the order. First is sloppy, go. This is bad pressure now.

What's next? It's no pressure. Go with your heart. Just adore the dick. That's three. That's three. That's three? Now you got three, but go on, go on. the dick. That's three. That's three. That's three? Now you got three?

But go on, go on. Which is love what you do. Love your job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love your job. Yeah. You love your job, you don't work a day in your life. That's true.

You love your job, you don't work a day in your life. That's true. Damn. I don't know if this counts, but, like, when you're coming, she has to continue and suck in. It takes the soul out your body. Yeah, I'm going to give it to him. Listen, I'm going to give it to you.

He takes the soul out your body. I'm going to give it to you. But OK, what I said is, is she has to know how to jerk it right while she's doing it. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but this This is something that girls, they make this mistake a lot, and it's very unfortunate. They're walking up the down escalator. Ugh. They're jerked down. Where are you trying to get the cum?

Down? Which way the cum goes? No, you're fracking. When I cum, when I cum down? Now we are fracking. Yeah. The cum is in the earth. Mm-hmm.

Unearth it. Yeah. Get the cum in the earth. Mm-hmm. Unearth it. Yeah. Get the cum out the earth. Frack it out. Frack it out. It's on. Oh, man. Oh!

Beverly Hillbillies. We're going to be rich. Let's fucking go. Get the oil out. This guy said, oh, the best head is after I text my mom I landed in a plane. What the fuck does this got to do with heads? It's so funny. It's got nothing to do with heads. Yeah, it's a good story. You never had good hair, I landed in a plane. What the fuck this got to do with him? It's so funny. It's got nothing to do with him.

She has good stories. You never had good hair, bro? Never. I'm a gentleman. I don't even think he had good pussy. That's not to say that. No, no, no, no, no, no. He's had so much sex.

He just doesn't know what's good and bad. And we just ruined it for him. Before we had that conversation, every head he got was amazing. No. Now it's ruined. Never say it like that. I gave had that conversation, every head he got was amazing. No. Now it's ruined. Never say it like that. I gave you rankings. It doesn't matter.

I'm sitting in this room with three married men who haven't gotten head in years. Yeah, yeah. No, no. The game has changed. I got head once. The green room.

Fuck you mean I haven't got head in years. I got head once. The green room has become a dark place. How's that? What do you mean? Yo, you gotta sneak it in sometimes. What the hell?

You got to sneak it in sometimes. How does that work? I told my wife. You're yawning. Yeah, you got to throw it in there. Get it where you can. That's your wife. That's your wife for life. I catch my wife yawning. Don't yawn. Don't yawn crazy. Don't yawn crazy. Don't't be tired i know you haven't slept for

four months with this baby or y'all might come out pow i know it's crazy it's true okay wait dove your best head what's the criteria you rank it on i want to hear the same things he's just bro he literally just want a clean stop he said he just hates messes he hates messes. He hates messes. Son, this guy, I said, what is the most important thing about head? The most important thing. He goes, if I was able to use a discount card on the dinner table. He didn't list one single thing about lips, tongue, saliva, nothing.

Every man you ask, the first thing they say is slop. Slop. Not one dude that we asked has not said anything but slop. I painted a picture first of elegance of a knight. She hates his duvet getting messy.

That's really what it is. I'm telling you. A girl says, I'm about to come, dove stops. I swear to God, dude. I think I mentioned, if you're in a hotel room, get two beds.

Have one bed. He did the Jew this guy isn't that crazy no he said it to us like he had a hookup bed in a sleeping bed you think when she's on her period you can't touch her for seven weeks it's crazy that's facts though now wait seven weeks seven weeks you can't that's what my wife tells me at least she's's like, don't touch me. She's Jewish. Yeah, yeah. She's all of a sudden, she's a revert. Okay. But this is very important.

This is very important. He also doesn't have a stroke game. Because I asked him to demonstrate his stroke. I was like, yo, Doug, just show me how you hit it. I was doing it because I saw his story. Yeah, because I literally go, how do you hit doggy style, right? And he goes, oh, well, I kind of go like that. That's how you hit doggy style.

You're fracking. It's straight back. You're fracking, though. Straight back. He only has sex on his back. You don't know what that is. That is a good point. What do you think?

I do these hamstring things at the gym for. What are they? Popcorn. No, no, but what does that mean uh hamstring extensions oh glute bridges glute bridges yeah damn come on damn you got it and you let me see your pump come on i'll pump i just pumped i just showed you my pump come in the come here Come on, come on. No, no, no. Al, Al, Al. What is your stroke like?

Well, it depends. Show us. Yo, Al, show us your stroke. No, but it depends, because I wasn't all the way not with Dove, because if she's lame, You made me queef just talking about it. Yo, just talking about your stroke made me queef, bro. That's what I was so fucking tired of.

Holy shit. Yo, shut up. Yo, shut up. Yo, some shit came out. Yo, get used to it. We going to India, USA tomorrow. So all these smells about to be present. Nah, go wipe.

I got to wipe, yo. Can you stop the pot for a second? I shit myself. Guys, I might have shit myself. You all right. You all right. Because it smells. Go take a look, though. Can you stop the pot for a second? I shit myself. Guys, I might have shit myself. Because it smells. I even smell it. I think if I get off this seat, you're going to see it start leaking through the bottom. You got a thumbprint on the chair for sure.

I think I shit to the bottom. You got a fucking thumbprint. I think I shit to the bottom of the floor, bro. This is a problem, guys. Go look, man. Huh? Go look. I don't want to get up.

I'm embarrassed. Can I look? Yo, can I be embarrassed for once? Let me look. Come on. Let me check. No, I'm Huh? Go look. I don't want to get up. I'm embarrassed. Can I look? Yo, can I be embarrassed for once? Let me look. Come on. Let me check. No, I'm not letting you look. Let me check.

I'm not letting you look. Let me check. No. Let me see. Hey, show your stroke from right there. Show your stroke. I know. You got that.

Show your stroke. Yo, no guy is confident enough in his stroke to show it. No, my stroke is trash. I say it all the time. But that's the thing. Will you show your stroke? No. Why is no guy confident to show it?

I'm a Catholic kid. Yo, we got to talk about your grandma. We did hijack that story. My bad. Oh, yeah. How did my grandma Will you show your stroke? No. Why is no guy confident to show? I'm a Catholic kid. Yo, we got to talk about your grandma. We did hijack that story. My bad. Oh, yeah. How did my grandma make you think of strokes? We were talking about head and neck. No, because your grandma had a stroke.

She was getting pounded out. She had a stroke, right? No. Oh, she had a heart attack. My bad. I thought she had a stroke. No, no. She had many strokes.

I thought she was getting good strokes during the war, too. No, no. I was being facetious. I was being facetious. No, no, she had many strokes. I thought she was getting good strokes during the war, too. No, no, no. I was being facetious. I was being facetious. Oh, I don't believe that story. I don't think she was fucking underage guys in a bunker. She was under... What?

Wait, he doesn't have a brother. Your grandma was 24 years old. No, that's not true. And there was some young English dudes out there, like, Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, I better make my mates get on you and fill up all your homes. Right? And she was like, All right, thank you. on you and fill up all your holes. Right? And she was like,

all right, can't you ever can't fill up all me holes? My holes are not to be filled I'm waiting for my boyfriend. He's out fighting the Nazis. I can't do it. Oh, it's so wrong

for you to fill up all me holes. Oh, oh, I just dropped me crumpet. I have to pick it up. God forbid someone filled me hole while I was on the ground.

Do you know what I mean? Even my mates. You know what I mean? Holes. And then some snaggled tooth fucking Welsh kid was probably balls keeping your grandma. Isn't that fucking crazy? Some snaggled tooth kid from fucking Wales. Can you believe that?

So your grandmother was just in a heart attack. Yeah. Is she okay? Yeah. I'm doing the math. to fucking whales? If you don't believe that, Oh my God. She's got a heart attack. Is she okay? Yeah. I'm doing the math. If she's 100 now, she's probably 18 in World War II. No, no, no.

1942, that puts her at 18. During the Blitz, when the Brits were in the subway, she's 13 or 14 years old. If she's 97. God damn, Schultz. No, that's a different Blitz. We're not talking about... No, when your grandma

got Blitz, how old was she? What the fuck is going on right now yo for the sake of this joke she's 24 all right yeah way finer than 24 24 absolutely crippled inside the bunker. She's the oldest woman in the world. She was getting crippled. Where did she get her throat right? It was not the only one that got a headshot. I mean, fuck, dude. God. What was she known as?

What did they know her as? The yawner, dude. The yawner? How the fuck you think he got his last name? Yo! What the fuck? Alex! Alex from the top row! Alex from the top rope! Alex from the top rope!

Holy shit! Holy shit! Would you guys have done today? Holy shit! That was insane! What y'all have done today is wrong. Get some more shabli! We need more motherfuckers!

You haven't even drunk your shabli! Well, I'm saving it. I'm just having a wee sip. She's a war hero, bro. She is a war hero. She is a fucking war hero. They turned her into a submarine. Do you remember when they did that?

Put a bunch of semen in her. Miles on the top, bro. Holy shit. Holy shit Holy shit I expect it from them but from you That was incredible, Miles That was on the top of the cage, yo

That was unbelievable That was incredible That was unbelievable I'm gonna take all the credit You set me up I just set you up perfectly Oh, fuck me Wow

Oh my god Yo, can we just do a regular fucking podcast for one day? It's fucked up I still wanna know the rest of this. Tell us a story about your grandma. She got gangrene or whatever.

What the hell? Oh, no. That was when the U.S. showed up and fucked her. Oh, fuck. All right. Okay. Oh, God. Okay.

Okay. I apologize. No, but seriously, tell us about your grandma. She got a fucking heart attack. Yeah. Hey, can you take this seriously? With all due respect. Yo, can you take this seriously. She got a fucking heart attack. Yeah. Hey, can you take this seriously? With all due respect. Yo, can you take this seriously?

She got a heart attack. She was using that rabbit vibrator. What the fuck? What? That's not funny. Why is that brand name? That's not funny, guys. You would laugh at that?

Why are you trying to sell a product? You would laugh at the fact there's a 111-year-old woman just fucking trying to have an enjoyable end of her life. That's funny to you guys? Why is it the end of her life? The last end of her life. That's funny to you guys? When's the end of her life? The last years of her life. The last years of her life. Why can't older women...

I hate the fact that we like... You hate it. I hate the fact that older women aren't allowed to pleasure themselves. They're not allowed to have sex. When we do it, they're scrutinized nonstop. The villages in that community that you're scrutinized nonstop. The villages, you know that community

that you always tell me about? Yeah. There's old people having sex there and then people criticize them all the time. Why can't they enjoy their bodies? That's a good point. Yeah, you hate that.

I fucking despise it. Mark, I'm fucking infuriated by it. You're fucking so mad when you were talking about it this weekend. All my grandparents are dead. Yeah. Because they couldn't take the shame. Why are you tearing up Because they couldn't take the shame.

Why are you tearing up? They couldn't take the shame. Why are you crying? They just couldn't take the shame, dude. They couldn't take the shame. They're full of shame and dick. Oh, my God. Okay, so what happened?

The doctors worked all night. She didn't make it. Told you that. Listen, R.I.P. R.I.P. all night she didn't make it don't do that listen R.I.P. R.I.P. keep pulling off a real one we need to listen

R.I.P. I didn't know that she didn't make it that's kind of crazy listen that makes me feel a little bit bad but I gotta say this R.I.P.

rest in pussy for real rest in pussy okay she was the original D-Day in the bunkers in England every day was D-Day. In the bunkers in England,

every day was D-Day. They stormed her normities. So, this is it. Grandma. They did call her normity out for the way the dudes would storm that bitch. No, but in all seriousness,

RIP to Mark's grandma y'all we love y'all man G-Ma Gags guys show dates first of all thank y'all so much we're selling it everywhere it's fucking fantastic

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Honolulu, Hawaii, Blue Note Comedy Club. Get your tickets for those shows and more at akashsingh.com. Now let's get back to the show. So anything happen to you guys this weekend? No, come on, Mark. Come on, Mark. Come on, on mark how's your family react to this episode yeah i think they enjoy it a lot she died yeah no but she's old it's okay that's what happens She lived a great life. She did. She lived an amazing life. She lived an incredible life.

You guys are crazy. Why are we crazy? Crazy. Yo, I don't believe she died yet. I don't believe she died. Yeah, she fucking died. She died doing what she loved. But she lived. A lot of people don't live like that.

Getting turned into a profiterole for the 40s. Didn't work a damn life, dude. She didn't work with a callback. She said, didn't work a damn life. She did it. A callback, dude. Oh, my God. It's all good, bro.

Yeah. I feel like you said. Me? No, I don't believe she died. No, she didn't. Maybe she's, yeah. No, she did not. She's dead, bro.

She's not dead. I don't believe it. Nah, she's not dead. Yet. Wait, what? That may eventually will happen. I hope that it

doesn't happen for a while. No, she's not. But if she doesn't die forever... When her life flashes before her eyes, what will she see? I just think her children, probably.

The family. The kids that loved her. What do you think she'll see? She passed away. Is she going to see the children over there, too? All the ones she has scattered around. What do you think she'll say? She passed away. Is she going to see the children over there too? All the ones she has scattered around.

What do you mean? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean. Damn, Al, yo. We're talking about his grandma. Yeah, have some respect, Al. With all due respect, my bad. You're being disrespectful.

With all due respect. With all due respect. Come on. Blah, blah, blah. I think that she will see. I think she'll see her family and I think that she'll see she is the great matriarch

of the Gagnon clan. And she will.... I think she'll see her family and I think that she'll see she is the great matriarch of the Gagnon clan. Exactly. And she will... The funeral next week at St. James Cathedral in Winter Park, Florida. Yeah. So anybody who can make it,

show up. The open cast. It's so sad. Oh Oh you guys are crazy You guys are crazy You guys are crazy Y'all are nuts Y'all are crazy Y'all are crazy

Y'all want to just sit here and drink Chablis and do podcasts Y'all are really crazy for that They gotta put a warning on the bottle, dude. What the hell? They have pregnancy warning. You gotta have a real warning on there. Oh my god. Can we talk about some fucking real shit? Please. Come on, man.

Please. There really was no end to this story. I just want to tell y'all I'm going through a hard time. His grandma died, Al! Have some respect. She didn't die. She was full of karma her whole life. And now she's dead.

She's not dead. Mark's going through a hard time. She went through very hard times. You know what I mean? It is what it is. We're all here. We're all living. I can't believe that you're reacting in this way.

It's fucking immature. Is it? Yeah. And fucking racist. Yeah. It's fucking racist. Don't talk Yeah. Oh. And fucking racist. Yeah. It's fucking racist. Don't talk about that enough. You're joking about the dead, dude.

You're joking about the dead. Your body's not even cold yet. Oh, you can still. Whoa. Ow. Yo, ow. You really need to stop it, dude. You're being fucking racist again.

That was crazy. Yeah. You're a little crazy, dude. No. You know, the guys out there. Stop it. They like to. Stop it.

Come on, bro. Can you tell us really what happened? She had a heart attack. Okay? She goes to the hospital. Your mother says, hey, she had a heart attack.

Yep. Okay? What else? I told you. What do you say? There's nothing to say, dude. Celebration of life. Like, I don't know

what you want me to say. She had a heart attack. Yeah. Okay. Tell us the original story that you... That was the story bro that's it yes it's sad she died man well we all are gonna die why can't we make fun of dead people my mom had a heart attack at like 57 or whatever you know i mean it is what it is your mom had a heart attack yeah i was doing yeah we were pot yeah you knew this about one of your closest friends?

Come on, you know this. That's crazy. You know this. You know this. No, I'm not going to know this. I remember she was having health shit. I didn't know it was a heart attack. No, she's, I think she's had a lot of health struggles,

but I never know. Are you telling me? I don't know, yeah. Are you correct? I didn't know there was a heart attack. How'd they even find out? How'd they get through all that fucking chess meeting? How'd they even know?

Dude, there's no way they'd be even able to tell. They have to bring the chainsaw. Yeah, I mean, there's no way. The fibrillator was hard to get to. Yeah, you can't defibrillate that. Nipples go crazy. Sparks flying.

Yeah. Oh my god. You gotta get the car battery shit. What is this? You gotta start her up. Get the jumper cables, yo. Get off the jumper cables, yo. Come on, yo.

At least you got a gallbladder. Yeah, I know. Your mom's bile duct is full of your dad's gum. Yo, that might be true. That might be true. The whole thing got to go. That's why her gallbladder get removed? I don't know, man.

I think my dad might have knocked it a few times. You know what I mean? Them glute bridges, that's how you knock a gallbladder out of place. And then forgot he did it the next morning. How crazy is that? That's fire. Penetrate your wife to the point where she got to get her gallbladder out of place and then forgot he did it the next morning. How crazy is that? Penetrate your wife to the point where she got to get her gallbladder removed and then the next day,

you're just like, more room for me. It's hilarious, bro. Caitlin Clark didn't even get to sleep. Yo, tell us what happened to your grandma. It's sad. It's a sad thing. It's a sad thing.

Okay, she had a heart attack. They put a stent in her or what? No, it's a sad thing. Why is it sad? Just tell, she had a heart attack. Did they put a stent in her or what? No, it's a sad thing. Why is it sad? Just tell, what's the rest of the story? It's her third heart attack. When was the first couple? 1942.

When the war was over. When the Germans surrendered, she was like, oh no! I have to go up to land level again. Treat the first time. Okay. I have to go up to land level Okay Okay When those boys turn 18 Now those are fucking Okay But in all seriousness

In all seriousness No She was going to the hospital You and all the family You get a text Like yo Your grandma's From your mom

Your grandma's having a heart attack She's This might be it That's the text you get yeah okay then what's the next text you get from your mom to the group god got a new angel today i hate him all right fine no she's dead in this house i'll tell you all on Patreon next episode

alright fair enough if you want to know what really happened to Mark's grandma patreon.com slash flagrant oh my god okay

oh shit but seriously can we talk about there's another story about Mark's mom Roaring Kitty sorry Mark's grandma, a roaring kitty. Sorry, Mark's grandma.

Shit. Oh, dude, I fucked that up. Sorry, sorry. For some reason, grandma is fine to talk about. Mom, it's with all due respect. It's worse for grandma. Really? But yeah, you didn't know yours.

That's why I don't feel anything. Like, you can say whatever you want about my grandma. They didn't love you enough to live till you were born. Honestly, I'm starting to think that that's true. How close was it? What? To my life? Yeah. I think her body was riddled with cancer before I was even a zygote.

Oh, really? Yeah. But my granddad refused to stay alive after meeting me. I'll tell you, no, it's real. Yeah. Right? He met me when I was really young, and he's like, all right, I did it. And then he was out there.

Was he a smoker or something? I think he was a smoker. Of dicks? Yeah. You know, it's funny. He smoked dicks. That is funny. You know what is funny is that

he was known to suck a lot of dicks and smoke on them. But not, but really he liked smoking them. He was a big smoker. No, no, but he was apparently a huge asshole. Oh, so when you were born here

it was like, I did it. I see myself reflected. He's like, my work here is done. He could just move on. Cast on my jeans. But yeah, no, apparently big, big fucking asshole. I think when my grandma had cancer and she was in the hospital, I think he was cheating on her.

Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah. Wow. My dad like saw him and like confronted him about it. Kicked the chick out the house. And it was like a friend in their community or something like that. Oh, wow.

I'm foul. Crazy. Fucked up. Whoa. Why would your grandma do that? That's crazy. That's crazy. Why would you just divide that? That's crazy. That's crazy. How would you just

divide like that? Like, it's so fucked. Yo, I'm not lying. She really did. She really did ruin the family,

right? Mark found his Jim Halpert cam here. He's doing the office. Did you find the cam? He's doing the office. Okay, guys, can we be serious oh my god

do you have family trauma you'd like to share? fuck I feel like it's just me and Mark yeah he's a safe space my grandfather cheated on my grandmother too oh

oh was there a hurricane and he went to the fucking garden or something Oh, was there a hurricane and he went to the fucking garden? How'd he do it? Did he have another family? No, no. He was in love with another girl. He just kept giving money to this girl.

And we're all like, we're not making... My grandma was like poor. Why is it weird that I have empathy for that? Because he probably had an arranged marriage with your grandma. Yeah. Your grandfather... He was like the most staunch hated on muslims all the time obviously the girl he's cheating with muslim probably covering for probably covering for his shame but like after he died most of my family didn't even know this my mom and i were going

through his stuff found a bunch of like love letters he wrote her it's crazy i actually texted you i was like i'm with my mom i don't want to fucking be all emotional in front of her. She's, this her dad. So I'm just sitting here reading these letters. I remember this. Fuck, dude.

I thought your grandfather would be loyal to the soil, dude. This is news to me. Oh my God. I had it coming this whole time. I had it coming this whole time i came in oh my god it's the game have you reached out to this woman no never do you know where she lives no i got a crazy story though she took money from my grandfather so to give her money my grandfather borrowed it from one of my uncles my hot cousin's dad she doesn't know that that guy is fucking crazy so he kept asking her for the money he was like he shouldn't give me this money i thought

it was for him she wouldn't give it back he he faxed her a letter threatening her faxed her the letter she just has it he said something like if you don't show up i'm coming with a gun i need my money if you don't give me my money not if you don't show up and then then she got the money back but like this guy's nuts dude to send that VFX is the funniest thing I mean yeah

I was getting press and send it's so funny dude oh man fuck yeah I would love to read so she gave back the money

oh dude I don't know if she should have given it back it was given to her fair and square I feel terrified dude yeah she's yeah it was given to her fair and square. I feel terrified, dude. Yeah, she's... Yeah, it was given

to her fair and square, theoretically. Yeah. I mean, realistically, but he wasn't having it. He wasn't having it. He don't play. Oh, this is good.

Okay, what about you? Give us some good family drama. Well, he doesn't know his father's. It was tougher, dude. All right, let's start with the mom's side. That was really fucking mean

of you. I was trying to get a joke on, dude. It was a callback to his dad joke. No, no, no. You're a real fucking jerk. Yeah, yeah.

Hey, listen. We don't talk about people's families like that on this podcast, no. You're a real fucking jerk. Yeah, yeah. Hey, listen. We don't talk about people's families like that on this podcast, okay? You're a real fucking jerk. You're right, you're right, you're right. You're right. So who is your mom having sex with that we can laugh about? Wait a minute. Your mom's not having sex with someone with all due respect.

No, she's not, unfortunately. That's sad. You don't ever get sad for people. I do get sad for her, yeah. Because she got a lot of energy. Yo. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm. Yo. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. With all due respect. She got a lot of bounce. She got a lot of bounce. Yo, that was great. I'm a comedian without even understanding what you said. What you said was because you're thinking like that.

No, no, no. That's crazy. I think she has a vivacity to her. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? A vivaciousness. A viscosity? You said vivaciousness? what I mean? You know what I mean? A vivaciousness. A viscosity? You said vivaciousness? I don't know if I used that word, a vivaciousness.

I would say, if we're talking about pure energy and pep in their step, bounce, as you said, your mother and Dove's mother have the most. They got a lot of miles left in the system. Whoa, you got a lot of miles? Yay!

Chosen one. No you know you look at like a vintage car and you're like oh whoa this is you know one car owner there's only 40 000 miles on it like it doesn't matter that it was born in 1960s or whatever you could still run that thing you can take that on a highway yeah you could take that on a you that on a dune chase or something like that. You can really take that anywhere. You can even go mudding. I'm just saying, wouldn't you guys agree? Yes.

I mean, yes. Yeah. My mom wanted all of Post Malone that night. Really? I remember that. Well, no, because she got a little

on the, she was on the chocolate. No, pre-chocolate. She just has a crush on this guy. She was going to clake on the show and I said, oh,, no, because she got a little on the, she was on the chocolate. No, pre-chocolate. She just has a crush on this guy. She was going to flake on the show. And I said, oh, surprise guest, Post. And she's like, I'm coming. Is that?

Yeah, she was. Does your mom have the desire that she needs met? Do you feel like she needs that? From Post specifically? No, just in general. Just your desire that she needs met. Mom is cool. But Post, there's's a thing but is there a physical desire yeah how do you know if her needs to be that's weird isn't it weird my mom's a cool mom i don't know no no because alex was like

you see you admitted like you want your mom to be engaged with someone What the fuck? That's endearing, yeah I do It's been so long I want to save for my mom too I know my dad has hit it, right? So what? Should we send our moms on like a trip? On a girls trip? Mom pod

Send them on a girls trip One Vegas weekend I give my mom a mom pod But she gotta get her back blowed up What's going on with y'all Have some respect To your moms Y'all are crazy

Y'all are crazy I haven't had a sip Yo once you get The Chablis in the system Even if it's not Your system Y'all are crazy Alright but for real

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Boys, I got to say, I apologize. I'm a little late. I tried to walk out the door today and my baby started crying. So I went back. Baby stopped crying. Oh, fire. I'm like, oh, fuck. Leave again. Baby starts crying again. Went back. That's good. Baby stopped crying oh fire i'm like oh fuck leave again baby starts crying again

went back that's good baby stopped crying that's what's up i was feeling amazing i know i'm looking over at my wife like you breastfeed 24 hours a day you haven't slept in four months i'm an absentee father on the road i come back and she's fucking bawling she probably thinks you're gonna be gone for four days yeah maybe that's the torture yeah yeah yeah you're the truth though yeah yeah but i am the truth i'm him no it is fucking crazy like anything yeah i don't understand how you can be like a strict parent i don't get that i don't get it i don't get it like i do i don't get it i don't understand what do you mean get it I don't understand it what do you mean it's strict I don't understand it

I do kind of feel you on that yeah like if she's going to cry for something she's going to fucking get it yeah like there's this whole philosophy

oh you got a sleep train where they just cry all night or you fucking don't and you just pick them up and then it's the most fun thing ever that sounds like a really good thing

what about later strictness where it's like oh I want candy for dinner well it depends are they crying yeah well then they get fucking candy for dinner it's a certain you gotta turn off a certain part of humanity to be like nah you know what i mean it's good but it is a certain sociopathy required to be like thank you no thank you no you're crying

and i don't care i was trying to explain this to my wife that she's that because i went i went to go wake the baby up not to wake the baby up no no the baby because i went i went to go wake the baby up not to wake the baby up no no the baby was up and i went to go get her and i guess what you do is when they're trying to nap you got to pick them up and then um you're supposed to not really engage with them not make eye contact not talk to them what are we doing the baby's crying i haven't seen the baby in three days right maybe even four who knows you know i've been going to november i'll be going to january february march april may is that hamilton i see you crying but that is hamilton honestly it's it's the first version it's why clev john bro oh yeah it's

why clev john yeah the king of haiti yeah yeah i thought it was barbecue shut up barbecue dude so uh but yeah, I just, I don't even remember what I was saying. Wait, why can't you talk to your kid when they're holding? You're not supposed to engage them

when they're holding? Because then it wakes them up a little bit more. But I'm like, dude, whatever, like, my wife is strict. Anything she reads in the books and the research,

that's what she does. And I'm like, nah, I'm laissez-faire. Your kid's like, yeah, I was on the train. You're like, don't look at him. Don't make eye contact.

Just head down and just keep walking. But no, I make eye contact. Pull that dick out, homeless guy. Let's see what you got. Let's see what you got, homeless guy. You want to pull it out? You don't confront the homeless guy.

If they're on the train, cause of shit. Hell yeah. Nobody I know confronts homeless people more than him. I told you the San Francisco story. We lost a show in San Francisco. Because a homeless guy said, we're going to have to get the bleeps ready. Andrew's on the phone with a guy that we're doing. We're not, he isn't, this is 15 years ago or whatever.

Andrew's on the phone with a guy we're doing our own show in San Francisco. Dove, you might have been there. And the guy's like, hey, you know this is a clean show, by the way. And none of us are clean. And Andrew's like, oh, yeah, no, yeah, sure, we'll be clean. Don't worry about it. Then in that moment, a homeless guy sees Andrew. San Francisco homeless.

They're more aggressive. And he goes, what are you looking at? And then Andrew goes, you motherfucker! And then he starts chasing him up the hill. Homeless guy starts running. And Andrew's like, come back here, you pussy! And then the guy goes, what just happened? And Andrew goes, ah, sorry, this homeless guy just called me a **** or whatever.

And then the guy's like, you can't do the show here. Can't do the show. So damn, we have to find a new venue. Screw him, I'll have to find a new theater. To this day, I think that that guy was the guy I was on the phone with. He was looking for an hour. He was just looking for an hour. Like, I think he was on the phone.

He's just trying to see. He's like, you got to be clean. Hey, ****. You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't. Because he came back and he was like, guys, I think we was on the phone he was just trying to he was like you gotta be clean hey you're like whoa whoa I can't cause he came back and he was like guys I think we lost the show and we were like

we got four hours what are you talking about how did we pull that off if you were on speakerphone then maybe the homeless guy heard you gotta be clean and he was like yo what the fuck

yeah maybe he took it personally that's crazy I mean yeah yeah oh god so you're an engaged all the time kind of person why did you chase the guy, though?

Say again? Why'd you chase the guy? In defense of homophobia. He called me in San Francisco. You know how gay you got to be? Oh, shit. Do you know what I mean? It's not like he called.

That's a compliment. No, it's not. To them? What I'm saying is you got to go for it. You're getting. What do you mean? You're getting. He didn't call me.

He didn't call me. Nah, nah, nah. Hold on. He didn't call me. Nah, nah, nah. Hold on. He was picking you up. Let's not change history. Let's not change history, all right? He just called me a regular in San Francisco. But what I'm saying is, what am I doing to stand out as a there when everybody already has like a mid-level Yeah, what were you wearing that's what

i'm saying i'm sorry it's gonna be horrible no no it's gonna be bad for him fuck you what were you wearing i don't know i don't know can i be honest with you? You almost made fitness talking t-shirts. I think I know what it was. I do think I know what it was. You know how there's like the streets are...

The hills. Yeah, the hills. I don't think I walk up Hills Street. I do think it's a thing. I'm not used to hills that much because New York don't got that many hills.

So I think when I walk up the hills, like I think I really... I think I really think in retrospect I think he wasn't even angry he was like okay that was an affirmative yeah you chasing for no so it might have been on him but I chased and he got away that's the thing. They on the juice. And they know the hills. Like, I'm already at the end. He's coming down the hill.

I'm at the top. I wasted all my energy to get to the top of the hill. He's got momentum. He was going down. And I chased him for a little bit. Also, running down is hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know that when you get to that point where you're not really running,

your legs are just thrown out in front of you? Once I got there, I was like, i was like don't let me like sprain my ankle then this guy has sex with me or something like that yeah they prove them right yeah yeah oh my god dude what a funny story your daughter cries my point is yeah it's i don't know i don't know if i got any structure in me i don't know if i got any discipline in me but yeah it't know if I got any discipline in me. But yeah, it's fucking hard, man. It's hard. I can't even imagine.

And flattering. It's hard and flattering. Yeah, yeah. It makes you feel so good. Now she's starting to reach. Yeah, yeah. It's crazy. Anyway,

what's going on, boys? How was your weekends? Yo, Indianapolis was fire. You had fun? You know, the Midwest. You like it? I like it. This is where you're from.

This is what you know. That's what I know. Also, the thing about those like it? I like it. This is where you're from. This is what you know. That's what I know. Also, the thing about those cities is all the Indians stick together because there's not as many. So they're all kind of... Like Jews. We're Roman backs. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, like wolves, you know what I mean? So at my show, every Indian in Indianapolis is at my show, which is cool.

There's more Indians at my show almost than like, maybe not New Jersey because that's so Indian, but like Dallas where there's a ton of indians yeah yeah but there they're like oh we finally got one so the whole community knows you're gonna be there they're coming out yeah is that actually is that cool because i know you've always wanted this yeah so does that feel cool like when you're in town yeah that's what the people in the community know one thing i forgot to plan for is how drunk we get oh so the late show they always pre-game in the community know they gotta do. One thing I forgot to plan for is how drunk we get. Oh, wow. So the late show, they always pregame for the show because they're not going to pay comedy club prices for all the drinks. Yes.

So they show up a little drunk, and then they get more drunk at the show, and then they're not being mean, but they're always just yelling out. So I really have to guard against Indian alcoholism. I got to start trying to work around it so it doesn't affect my show. Y'all be drunks. Yeah, yeah. You do whatever you got to do, but don't fuck up my show. it all the indians or the catholic indians punjabi indians exclusively i didn't want to say punjabi they're the most loyal loving and all that but they are

they like to get so drunk to get it in and they don't realize they're not supposed to yeah but i try to tell them like imagine you're at a movie you know how people talk during a movie and it's kind of annoying imagine the actors can hear you yeah that's what that is yeah but they don't care they don't care well we had to kick someone out and then he got mad he couldn't get back in for the meet and greet he was like what the fuck bro i was like dog i'm not doing this i had to kick you out he was looking at me like i was an asshole he's like this is crazy what was he saying he was like well i was just oh he just kept every he just kept yelling yelling trying to to add to the joke. What was he yelling? Tagging your shit?

I don't remember what he was yelling. It was arrogance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was something like, It was just so nonstop. I couldn't even... And a lot of times, he's so drunk, it's not even clear. He just keeps yelling at moments of silence or whatever. Were you able to watch the cricket?

I watched the last six overs or whatever. I was on a flight. So when I landed, I watched the end of the match. And I honestly feel bad for Pakistan. Why? They're losing to Canada right now. They lost to the USA. They're just so bad.

India's 8-1 in the last nine matches against them. Here's the thing. Why are they so bad? They choke all the time. I identify with chokers. I'm a Dallas Cowboy fan. So I see that. I'm like, yo, y'all just... Let's just call it was so bad. They choke all the time. I identify with chokers. I'm a Dallas Cowboy fan. So I see that. I'm like, yo, y'all just...

Let's just call it what it is. I also suck dick a lot, but like, I gag on penis, sure. But choking in sports, I identify with. But once you lose to the United States, like, there was a, back in the day, like, once you lost to Floyd Mayweather, you were never the same, you know? Once you lose to the United States, you're never the same. The way that we play cricket, it's a different style. There's a different strength.

There's a different speed. People are like, oh, Pakistan sucks. They lost to America. I'm like, why? No. No. Americans are revolutionizing the game of cricket. Yeah.

Oh, that's interesting. How so? Did you watch the game? I did not watch USA. We were actually recording here. We watched a little bit of it. I'm not making this up. If any of you watch the game,

if any of you at home watch the game, I'm not making this up. During the game, before the game started, there were cutaways. Okay? Oh, yeah. Okay? Okay?

Yeah, we saw that together. Okay? Yeah. There are cutaways. I don't know why the cutaways were to this specific geological formation. I think I know why. What would you describe that formation as? It was like a muddy thing. What?

No, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, what? Now, if you ask me why that is, it's because it's the USA. There's a few white people on Team USA, and they know you guys like to fuck mud like in that movie. So they had to put that out. You were ready for these mud fucking situations. But that's some British shit, right? Wasn't that a British movie?

He is. That guy might be British. That's a British guy. That's where y'all get it from. Exactly. Where did y'all get it from? Y'all British too. No, we're not British. The Brits might have gotten it from you guys. They might have tried it out. No, maybe y'all got it from them. From the Brits. No, there's only us fucking women in the mud, which is kind of fire.

Y'all do mud wrestling. That's cuckish. We fuck girls in the mud. Y'all wrestle them. Yo, you got a point, son. Nah, he got a point. Nah, he got a point. We ain't never tried mud fucking.

We do mud wrestling. We wrestle. Yeah. What is that? But you get after it. We go, yeah. Holy shit. That's what Shubh was saying is the most important part of cricket.

He's like, dude, the thing that makes cricket so amazing, the biggest variable is the soil. Wait, really? That's what he said. It's like, hang on a goddamn minute there, Shubh. You're telling me the most. No, no, no. He's like, dude.

No, no, no, no, no. He was grinning ear to ear. He's like, all over the world, they got different soils. Yeah, they do. Oh, it's amazing. You got America. You got this soil. You go out to Dallas, it, no, no. I was grinning ear to ear. He's like, all over the world, they got different soils. Yeah, they do. Oh, it's amazing. You got America. You got this soil. You go out to Dallas.

It's a different soil. Oh, when the ball hits the soil, you'll never see it again. When the ball hits the soil. Damn it, Shooks. He can't help himself, yo. He can't help himself. I'm telling y'all. It's a problem.

You like what you like. We can't choose what we like. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? The Chinese, they like rice they like rice they're into rice most of their shit is rice

they spit a lot like in baseball playing cricket they trying to turn it into you know warm it up that shit right here but baseball players do

white baseball players they got the tobacco they make it a little more muddy they do spit that is true they do they do they make it a little more muddy. They do spit. That is true. They do. They do.

They make it a little darker. Yeah, just all a bunch of motherfuckers. Yeah. Shut up, you fucking Puerto Ricans. That's not enough. Damn. Y'all already dirty. You ain't got to fuck the mud. Okay.

Look at these handsome fucking American cricketers. Yeah, let me look at this American cricket team, yo. Look at these guys. Black guys. Let's go. Are they Bahamian? Are they... Because I think in the Caribbean...

They're American, dude. So one of the names was African or... This is just a random bachelor party. Yo, let's go bust their ass real quick. That's what it said. That ass, like... You don't got to be that athletic to play this game. No, no, no, you don't.

So, like, if you took 10 Americans and just put them out there on, what do you call it? Kyrie. We do good. I think that we beat most teams. Yeah. No, yeah, yeah. I agree. I feel the same way about soccer.

If Americans, like, really started sending their best athletes to soccer, it's a wrap. No, no, I'm not talking about best athletes. If we send just, like, our dads. No, no, I'm not talking about best athletes. If we send just, like, our dads. No, no. We'll just bust y'all out. No, it's true. We'll play. And with Al, we'd be down a man.

Isn't that what it is? I was trying to get that. I was trying to get that. No, but for real, you never looked at a cricket player and you're like wow that's an athlete like in the same way that you look at like someone who runs like the i don't know you don't it's baseball yeah but no i see baseball players i'm like that's a fucking athlete thurman thomas that's a jacked motherfucker who's thurman thomas that's a football player what's the other guy what's the guy i'm thinking of frank thomas

you just you just made me realize they're not the same guy but i'm gonna be honest with you i really am gonna be honest i thought that he was the greatest two-sport athlete in history sherman frank thomas sherman sherman okay but in all seriousness i don't know if you have to be that athletic to play this game because it's not about athleticism right it's about just staying outside long

right isn't the game 24 hours so it's like who can be outside in the sun 24 hours this is two and a half it's more running than baseball is it

yeah but baseball also these aren't sports golf same but they just get more fit as they go along like you know golfers start getting fit

yeah if you took an average baseball team wouldn't they destroy these guys Also, these aren't sports. Golf, same, but they just get more fit as they go along. Like, you know how golfers started getting fit? Yeah. If you took an average baseball team, wouldn't they destroy these guys? Like, if you took the New York Yankees and they played the Team India. I'd be curious to know what Shubh thinks. To me, yeah, but I'd be curious to know what Shubh or Vala thinks. Yeah, I mean, just let's look at this. Look at him getting that fucking... Like, the batting part is different because they don't really swing.

Yeah. It's kind of like a bunting swing. That's when you swing and you're going for six runs right there. So I think that was four or six. I can't tell. But also, yeah, the fielding, you're running way more. That's crazy. Fucking go, dude.

Of course. Yo, he smacked his ass. Yo, he smacked his ass, man. Yeah, it's legal in America. Let's fucking go. You can do this. Yeah, that's true. That's a catch.

Yo, Taylor, go figure. Yo, this shit is kind of... Oh, he hit that for a yard. Damn. So that's out. That's out. Okay. Indian bowler, let's go.

Oh, wow. That's out. That's out. That's an easy... Oh, shit. Six. Six. Fucking idiot.

I don't know how to judge that one. India USA is tomorrow if y'all want to go. Oh, where? 10 a.m. Actually, I don't know where. Shubh, where is the match tomorrow? I assume Long Island, but I don't know how to judge it. India USA is tomorrow if y'all want to go. Oh, where? 10 a.m. Actually, I don't know where. Shubh, where is the match tomorrow? I assume Long Island, but I don't know. Oh, I thought they're all in Jersey.

Wait a minute, hold on. I would very much like to indulge in this experience. Where is India USA? Is that in New York or is that in Dallas? Yeah, it's in Long Island. Long Island. Tomorrow? Yeah.

At what time? 1030 a.m. Wait, in Dallas? Yeah, it's in Long Island. Long Island. Tomorrow? Yeah. At what time? 10.30 a.m. Wait, India, USA? Yeah. There's tickets available. I think we have to. I mean, we have to go to this. Wait, can we play?

Like, what is the rule? Like, how does that work? Oh, yeah. I'm suing them. Like, is it super strict? It's like first come, first serve. Like, what does it do? It's a sign-up seat.

Let Akash throw out the first bowl? I got that, dude. Oh, do they do that at a ceremony? More than a sketch we did. You, me, and serve. What does it do? Sign up seat. Let Akash throw out the first bowl? I got that, too. Oh, do they do that at a ceremony? I'm more than a sketch we did. You, me, and Joe. Who would win a baseball team or like a regular baseball team at cricket or the cricket team, the India cricket team? Like the Yankees?

If they train. In my brain, I hate to admit it, but baseball would be, yeah, they train for, I don't know, a month. And just imagine there's not a mud pit directly outside the arena that's distracting them the entire time. Distract all the white pictures. I think that's why Pakistan, to be honest with you, I think that's why they've lost every single game. I think they're just trying to speed it up. Right?

Because they want to go dick diving in that mud pit. Immediately. How fast can this fucking thing go? I think those are the cheerleaders. That's the cheerleader, I think, is the swamp. I hate all of you. Tell us, who wins? Who wins?

The Yankees or Team India? The baseball team will be better at fielding. They're just way better at throwing, catching, all that kind of stuff. But I don't know how they'll do without the gloves. Cricket players will be better batters. Than a baseball player? That's what I'm saying.

It's so different what about like a way harder to hit off the bounce just from the hazing like i feel like a frat from the hazing would be able to play this really well no american will be able to stand the australian hazing wait why there is no chance those guys are so good at it what do they do i mean what's his name volk had to drink his own piss or whatever, right? Oh, that's right. He meant the paddling specifically. Yeah. What's going on right now?

What's happening? We're talking about hazing or we're talking about batting? I don't know anymore. With American fraternities, what they do is they take a paddle kind of like that and they spank your ass. So that's why they'd be so good at the batting. I'm going to be honest, I think Americans would be worse fielders then

because there's no glove. It's pure hands and you're running a lot more. What about blackfield? They've been fielding for 400 fucking... Honestly, that's... What?

What? Honestly, that's... What? What? But he saw it. He saw the guy with the one-hand catch. He got it.

He thought he was caught. Come on. No, see? You can go too far with it. Honestly, that's too stationary of a feel. That's just a simple bend and reach. Come on. This is running involved.

You've got to play behind. Yeah, black people don't know about running. I feel like black people need to just take over this thing. Take over, right? There is a team of all black people. It's the West Indies. It's all the old British colonies in the Caribbean. And they have historically been one of the scariest teams to play. No, not the Guarabi or whatever. it's the west indies it's all the british old british colonies in the caribbean yeah and they

have historically been one of the scariest teams to play no not to go rob you or whatever it's not me anymore everybody it's not fucking me now you see why it's funny now you see why it's funny this is what happens every time you talk you do it okay go try it try it one more time okay there's a there's a black team. Oh, we're historically mostly black. Yeah. Historically mostly black. And what else is about them?

I don't think he knows what part we're talking about. You said they're the loudest team. Scariest. They're the scariest. Okay. For what reason? Why are they so scary? They're very, very good at the game.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Have they ever won it all? Yeah. They won it the first have they ever won it all yeah they won it the first two times they won it all the first two times they ever played

no the first two world cups ever okay that was way back when yeah they beat Australia they beat England in England what years are we talking here

79 that doesn't count we haven't won since yeah don't say we I hate this show five people are not a model

of us and then second from Sputnik from Turks and Caicos when's the last time we bust ass he's Afro-Caribbean we'll have it

yeah yeah we take that because since I started watching it was just like what 09 or whatever they've never been talked about the West Indies

have won two T20 World Cups in I think 2015 or something like that um they're just back when we didn't care about it right nobody really cared yeah we didn't really care about i know this t20 was a joke now we're making way more money off of it so so people now people care now no one really thinks y'all are gonna win at all whatever it's a stupid silly sport but we're gonna dominate how long is the game three hours yeah oh they've condensed it yeah it used to be what days right uh the the original version is

five days uh then they made a one day version and this is the three hour condensed version for fun just for fun purposes and money also so if we get there late does it matter like can we get there that's the thing I might have to get there a little late. You can get there like an hour late. You miss the first innings, but the jeopardy starts

in the second innings anyway. We're on IST. We're on IST, dude. So why are you going to get there late? I'm going to get there late because I'm Indian. Yeah.

I don't know the culture. Come on, dude. You have a child, Al. I hate that. You go to that bag, man. It's such bullshit. We have singing class tomorrow. Singing?

Singing class tomorrow. How old is she? What is that? She is four months and a week old. What is she singing about? She's going to... She's going to sing. That's what she's going to do.

We took swimming class. We're drowning class the other day. And now we're taking singing class. And we just sing songs. That's what we sing. Okay? That's what we do. Why sing class?

Why can't you just put on a playlist and sing to her? It's... You have too much money. You need to spend it. Just keep it real. We should teach her singing class. If you don't spend the money, your wife will spend it on herself.

So what you need to do is get the money out of her hands as quick as you possibly can. We should start a singing class and steal from rich people. That sounds awesome. I didn't realize that. I have to ask my wife, what are we singing? How did you not think of this? I don't know.

You should sign the kid up. It could be Beat Buds. Hold on. I'm going to look through this. Isn't that a playlist? Like it's a sing-along group. Oh, I'm sorry. It's not singing. It's BeatBuzz, but can't you just, isn't that a playlist? Like it's a sing-along group. Oh, oh, I'm sorry. It's not singing.

It's music class. That's harder. She's going to be taking up a violin. You never seen these little chinitos playing the instruments when they're one year old? These little chinitos are playing instruments. They're Chinese. Yeah, but maybe if she's vaccinated enough, we can make her one. She's getting her vaccine today, and then tomorrow we find if she's vaccinated enough, we can make her one. She's getting her vaccine today, and

then tomorrow we find out she's a savant. If she goes in tomorrow and she's ripping a violin, then we got one. In the bag.

You gotta do a before and after blocks test. Just see how much better she gets that building. It's so fucking scary.

It really is scary. Like, every time she drools after the vaccine, I'm like, all right there it is there it is well apparently they teeth and they start drooling but the last time i didn't know that because i don't read any of the books my wife tells me to read so she got the vax and she's just a fucking basset hound slop everywhere and i'm like they fucking retarded her dude

they fucking vaccinated her brains out and now she's drooling all over the place i really felt that way and then i learned it's just teeth oh my god that's what's up teeth are coming in you know i mean watch out my wife's nips you know what i mean yeah let's see if you complain when i nibble on him you was complaining let's see if you're still complaining do you know what i mean when i used to chomp on them things it will hurt you know yeah that shit does seem painful what you ain't never chomped on them things you gotta get them ready bro you gotta chew them up and get it ready with all due respect yeah you gotta beat them up it's like a new speed bag that shit don't hit right with all due respect you know listen al with all

due respect if you don't beat up the speed bag it it's not going to hit right. So I'm in there, bro. All right. Do your thing, brother. I'm going to let it just chill. It's going to be you one day. I'm going to let it chill. You're going to see two hard nips, and you're going to be like, that's too hard for my daughter. I need to break them in.

I need to break them in. It's a new mitt. My daughter's gums can't handle all that. My daughter got brand new gums. She can't gum through a hard nip like this. So you need to crunch them down for her. Do you know what I mean? Baby bird.

You need to baby bird it, bro. That's right. Put your beak on there, bro. You need to put your beak on there and baby bird it a little bit, Al. That's actually good advice. Yeah, it is. Yeah, when the henny's in the system. when the henny's in the system now all right guys let's take a break for a second we need to talk about something that's very important life insurance i know that

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I actually have a hot take about this. Yeah, well, what's yours? Because I'm hearing it's just nobody you could actually take her off for. That's what a lot of people who watch the league are saying. That they're a very accomplished team.

The best of the best. Yeah. Here's the thing. Here's my hot take. First of all, obviously, retarded move business-wise. Like, absolute idiots not putting on the team just financially like you're trying to make money for the sport but what i will say

is this right now there's this like little window where like guys care about the wmba eventually we'll just stop caring it's like a nice little fucking trend but eventually you'll just be like whatever and so what they have to do is find a way to convert women into fans as well and the only thing women watch is like chaos and bickering that's the only thing that they watch on tv they if there's not champagne being thrown or women yelling at each other and fighting women pushing each other to the ground women fouling each other hard the only thing that they care about like are storylines and narratives where like women are fighting with one another and they've kind of turned the WNBA into a reality show yeah are these girls on Caitlyn's team not supporting her are they fighting with her does

Angel Reese hate Caitlyn is she jealous that this person's game they're turning it into a housewives drama that's the only way to get women to watch the WNBA if they think it's real housewives of the WNBA so I know it seems like itwives of the WNBA. So I know it seems like it's not working now because all the men watching were like, well, why don't you care about making money? Why don't you care about success? Why don't you care about building a sport? Because that's how we think about something. But women just want to see shit destroyed on TV. And the fact that they're destroying it, it actually might end up working to gain a female audience. That's interesting take. I think, I think, yeah. Miles and I were

talking, he had a theory that this is good for fans of Caitlin Clarke because you need to see to gain a female audience. That's an interesting take. I think, yeah. Miles and I were talking. He had a theory that this is good for fans of Caitlyn Clark because you need to see her go through adversity like in the hero's journey. It can't just be she gets everything right away. She got to be getting bullied. She got to have a bad guy. Everybody leaves her off the team.

Yeah, the fans are going to support her even more now because it's like Donald Trump. It's like they're trying to take him off the ballot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're trying to stop him from running. They're trying to stop this girl. Like, obviously, you could take one of these

old lesbian bitches off the team and throw her in. Even if she gets no playing time, she's like on the bench. She goes out for three minutes versus Venezuela. You just let her drop, you know, seven threes

and then get ESPN to run it up. You can put her on the team. Even just, like you said, for business and like helping her develop, you know, I heard they haven't lost a game since 1992.

So we really just need to feel the best team or we can take someone who's almost as good, help her be around. You know how good it is for male basketball players to be on the national basketball team? LeBron learned so much from Kobe. Anthony Edwards learned so much from being on the team last year.

It always happens. Honestly, I would keep her on the team. This is me as a man saying it. I would keep her on the team to the detriment of the team because it is to the benefit of the sport. Yes. Remember when Michael Jordan, 1992, I think the Olympics were in Barcelona, if I'm not mistaken. Dream team.

Dream team. This was a celebration of basketball excellence, and you seduce the rest of the world with your greatest players. Now, I'm not saying that she's the greatest player right now but she is the most seductive player so exciting it's the only one people are talking about let her go out there against these bum ass other countries right like women's sports in other countries is horrible yeah because they don't we're they're the most sexist we're the least sexist yeah we're the least sexist so they're fucking pretty good at sports but in other countries they have c-section scars to mend they can't be out there playing they're having families have you seen this no what is

this this is a usa basketball versus uh team india there's no fucking that's hilarious there is no fucking way billions of people couldn't find the american cricket team they just called up a bunch of girls yo just show up yeah what's over under they're the most dominant team you don't even need all the best players what you need is caitlin clark the most marketable player to go out there and just ball the fuck out and then all the other players on that team are going to make more money because the viewership is going to go up yeah all the other players all the countries are going to be like, oh, maybe we should let women play sports. Yeah. Since the WNBA has been around, has any player on the Olympic team not been in the WNBA? Because technically this team was forming before, like for the past couple of years.

Yeah. There was one girl from UConn. They were doing all those matches. I forget her name. How can they have put her on the team? There was one girl from UConn who was in her rookie year. I forget her name, but it was the UConn coach who selected her, so maybe that's why. But they had camps early on.

They had camps months ago when she was in the Final Four, and she couldn't go to those camps obviously, because she was playing, and they had formed it there. If she'd gone to those camps, I could argue, oh, playing with the other girls, like, there's one of the players that's 41 years old. Hey, hey, hey, there's no rules. No rules. I just think these... Put her on the

fucking table. If she would have been on the team, the story would have been like, oh, look, they're giving her a special treatment. Sabotage. Yeah, hey, hey. There's no rules. No rules. I just think these... Put her on the fucking table. If she would have been on the team, the story would have been like, oh, look, they're giving her special treatment. Favoritism. Yeah, yeah, they are. But that's all they're complaining about now anyway.

That'd be a story for one day. No, they're complaining that they're not giving her favoritism. Yeah. No, no, no. The detractors, even like, when a black guy

defends Caitlin Clark, people are like, oh, why are you defending those white women? I'm the number one hate on white women person. This is what y'all I'll defend her

she's exciting it's the only reason I'm remotely interested in women's basketball she's pulling up from 40 feet out she's exciting the way Steph Curry

is exciting it's just fun to watch so if I feel like she should be on a team I'll say something it's not a race thing or whatever it's like these

larger conversations you're 100% right here's the thing for marketing you put Caitlin Clark you're 100 right uh here's the thing for marketing you put caitlin clark you put uh angela reese yeah angel reese and you put cameron brink yeah bare minimum you put those three they're all three of them are superstars i mean super like they just get it they're on tick they're marketing themselves they're actually care about being bigger and maybe caitlin is the

least of the most like um tiktaki of them you know what i mean like i think angel and cameron are like really locked in on social media which is a good thing i'm not even being critical of it i'm like grow the sport become bigger personalities you put three of them on a team and when you're beating a team by 50 which you eventually will be beating a team by, you let them go in there and ball the fuck out. Yeah. Like, this is a no-brainer to grow the... There are girls on this team

that are 41 years old. Yeah. Right? Mm-hmm. How many Olympics have that 41-year-old been in? I think five or six, I said. Get the fuck off the team, bitch.

Yeah. Get the fuck off the team, bitch. She was the one when they were doing like a... What the fuck? She was the one hating on Caitlyn. They were doing like a simulcast of one of the Final Four games. Man, shut your ass up.

And she was like, she's not going to be that good in the pros. She's a grown woman. She's going against us. Not going to be like college. Get off the team, yo. Stop fucking hating, you old bitch. It's over. Go home.

But didn't... I thought... I read a thing that she put up as many numbers as... No, her numbers are comparable. You're 41. If you're 41, you could go home. Who's the 41-year-old? Diana Taurasi.

Oh, she's nice yeah you nice you gotta keep diana on the team kick one of them young bitches off no diana's nice new york native too right she's from chino california yeah okay i'm new york energy nah she is fucking great at basketball i ain't gonna lie nah Diana gotta be on there but uh but kick one of the other ones off kick three of the other ones off that's what I'm saying the youngest role

seems 26 like there's no rookies that are Caitlyn's year rookie you can't guard me rookie it's me lindo what

y'all don't follow ADHD it's ADHD diagnosis oh man my tiktok there's this kid he's just like it's me lindo like when you when you looked at us like wish you can't guard me rookie it's me lindo it blows my mind all right so this this kid

symptoms of adhd real-time forget Rican kid. Real time forgetfulness, hyper focus, struggles with retaining information, daydreaming, procrastination. Like it's all, it's. Kind of. Wow. God damn, bro. We got to send this to a doctor.

Why didn't anybody tell me about this? So I could take Adderall on purpose? That's why you like it. Yeah. That's why you love it. So it just makes me feel normal? Yeah. Oh my goodness

think about where you'd be feeling known i should do that i should do this adderall life as y'all is nice yeah dude it's just fire anyway rookie he's this kid who's on tiktok he just plays like street ball but anytime he hits like this crazy three-pointer he just goes it's me lindo i don't know why it popped up for me but it's it's just very funny it's like the uh english or spanish guy hey also that's popping now yeah a lot of people commenting on that yeah do you know the english or spanish guy yeah we have we have funny sketch that we want to do for that okay which is uh like how to rob a black dude you just walk up to him and you just go the first person who moves is gay and you just start taking his shit off

shout out to fucking what is his name Pinon something anyway so what happens with with Caitlin Clark you think she ends up on the team oh I mean somebody's gonna get hurt and then maybe somebody's probably gonna get hurt and then maybe she'll be the first call They think she ends up on the team? Oh, I mean, somebody's going to get hurt,

and then maybe somebody's probably going to get hurt, and then maybe she'll be the first call. You've got to just put her on the fucking team. Yeah. What are we doing here? But you're right. All three of them should be on the team. What are we doing here?

Yeah. It's too late at this point, right? No, but if there's injuries and people step down or like... I mean, if I'm like the Federation or whatever, I go up to some of the girls and I go, girls, sit the fuck down. Take the fucking summer off. You can come as a coach.

Like, just say, hey, we can still be there or some other thing. Like, if you just want to travel, you'll still be there. You'll get a fucking medal, do whatever you want. But, like, these young chicks need to go out there and get it done. This is what's going to take the sport to the next level. And it will. I mean, that's what Jordan did. That's what Magic and Bird did.

That's what Kyrie is doing. That's what Steph did. That's what LeBron did. Like, what Kyrie's doing. That's what Steph did. That's what LeBron did. Like, you have to pass the torch. You have to. Because if the game was where it needed to be, then we wouldn't be talking about these three new chicks. The fact is, we're talking about the WNBA.

This is your moment. Seize it. Yeah. Or you just turn it into a reality show. Your choice. Also, guys, when we're talking about Kaitlyn Clark dominating on the court, we should mention

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Morgan & Morgan whenever you get a chance. Let's get back to it. Reality should be far. Yeah. Like, if they start really, like, going at it real housewife style,

I think chicks will watch it. 100%. Fights in the middle of games, cursing, like, great little narratives going, subs on socialwife style i think chicks will watch it 100 fights in the middle of games cursing like great little narratives going subs on social media i think girls would really watch that and i think they would prefer that to watching elite basketball mid-game interviews talking shit about one another she smells she needs a shower like yeah like yeah the mid-game interview should be like it should be a confessional yeah exactly no what's that shit where they come at the end of the season oh like girls interviews yeah it's like no there there's like a deus and then there's a host the bachelorette did like the andy cohen talks to them all the same

so watch what happens or the reunion reunion yeah yeah yeah yeah oh if you did a reunion there done season done that'd be far yeah okay what else we got boys oh i mean there's a bunch of shit oh bad boys oh yes yeah you were right bad boys flopped did i say it was gonna flop yeah i think i think you were incredibly wrong well no not incredibly you know let's go because what i believe i said was i think it could do i think it could do what we would consider well for now, but not what we would consider well for a major action movie weekend. And I think that's what's happening. Like, this $100 million...

$50 million opening weekend, right? I think it was $100 million overall. $104. $104 overall. $105. Whatever. 104 104 overall 105 whatever and I think this number

is indicative of the fact that overall numbers are much less in the same way that when someone drops an album

and it does like 50,000 streams they're the number one album back in the day it had to do a million you know buys so I think it's just overall

it's a great number I think it's awesome it still shows that like the franchise has value shows that Will and Martin have value and I'm sure they made

a good movie but if I'm looking at this as an exec I'm not going movies are back I'm going oof we gotta make

a big adjustment because we sent these guys around the world on the craziest promo tour ever and it did well on an established

franchise that has been around for what is this fucking 20 years or something like that five years and then we hit that hundred mark and then we'll see what happens this next weekend like it might go off a fucking cliff but i'm looking at that as an exec and i'm going okay we need to change this whole fucking thing up either movies got to get way less expensive or we just need to start putting shit on streaming and find a different way

to make money off of them. Yeah, I'm curious to see the next week. I think it's not gonna stay exactly there, but I don't think it's gonna have a steep drop off because the movie's good.

Yeah. And I think a lot of people didn't go out because 3 wasn't that great. So they were like, hesitant. Then when it did well, people were like,

okay, I'll go. And the feedback has been good. Is Will forgiven or is everybody all good with Will? i think will needs one more after this like i think this has come back now we're like oh well my god it's still and if the next one is crazy then i think we're like really that mad at will i think we're just i think we're let down we're like disappointed i don't think it's the slap i think it's his relationship with her i think like i thought it's a slap no i don't give a fuck about

the slap like i do that's really what you care about oh i don't care about that i i just like being in this relationship with this woman who's like clearly like toxic and abusive like i'm just like you're you're a leading man you're a superstar you're i think we feel their relationship was fraudulent we feel their relationship is fraudulent. We feel betrayed by what they portray. So it's like, if he has another box office hit and he's still with Jada, you're still going to feel the same way.

It's not going to change anything in your eye. I think that they're way less public about their relationship. Like now it just seems like Will is an entity and then she's doing whatever they're doing. But it's not like every week we're going to talk about why our marriage sucks on Red Table Talk or whatever. Yeah.

You know, I don't even know if that shit is still going on. I don't think so. So it's like, I think, and that's better because then we can ignore the fact that she's even alive. Because when, no, like when you look at, like when you look at The Rock as like a superhero, you're like, I need to believe you are all the things of a superhero. If I find out that like your wife is saying wild shit

and having affairs and doing all this other stuff, am I really going to believe you're the man when you're playing the leading dude in the action movie? I get that.

I get that. Like, we like to believe that these people are actors, but like Vince Vaughn is Vince Vaughn in every movie to me. Do you know what I mean?

Like Vince Vaughn is the Vince Vaughn from Swingers. If I found out Vince had no game, I'd be like, wait, what the fuck? What do you mean? i mean like vince one is the vince one from swingers if i found out vince had no game i'd be like wait what what the fuck what do you mean like what's the guy from uh uh uh uh uh entourage vince and chase no the uh agent oh jeremy piven yeah jeremy piven when i found out he kind of like a little bit of like a nerd I'm like oh

like what when he was on here I thought he was like doing like a he was on our pod about five years ago yeah he was doing like he was doing a little

career revival and some of the lines he had I was like oh this is your stock line he just kept being like I'm just a working class actor from Chicago and then the third

I was in but then like the third time he said it I went home and I was like oh that's his like comeback line like he's taking this to whatever press he does yeah so a nice enough guy but yeah he's like I was in, but then the third time he said it, I went home and I was like, oh, that's his comeback line.

He's taking this to whatever press he does. Still a nice enough guy, but yeah. He's like an artsy theater nerd that played this character that was awesome. And then once I found out that there was this massive chasm between those two, I was like, eh. And I think that happened with Will a little bit. But Will was the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air to me. That's who he was. He was the first prince of bel-air to me yeah like that's who he was yeah like the coolest person the fucking coolest dude and not only the cool and he was

a cool dude who was like also self-deprecating and and funny like he wasn't like i i need to be the cool guy and every he's not like a not to knock him but like a johnny depp figure where like i'm in this mysterious whatever he was was like open. Personable, kind of goofy. Goofy, self-deprecating, vulnerable, but also saves the day. I'm like,

that's the best. You're the best. You're the fuck. And then you see him in this marriage that kind of sucks and she's fucking R&B stars. And then the slap

is a manifestation of all of it. Yeah. Not being able to control your emotions in that moment. Pretty performative for her. Yeah. Whatever. Seeing him in person,

I feel like we're getting the old Will. Getting closer. Yeah. I think deep down, we all want it. Like, give me watch. I think if you fell in love

with this guy. Charlie actually had the take that gave me the most empathy, which was like when he said Will would see his mom get slapped and felt like he never protected her and that always bothered him.

And you wonder if that's what's flashing through his mind when he sees Jay to react. That was the first time I had any, I was like, oh, okay. But yeah, I do think maybe it's because deep down I want him to be back and I want to love him again and whatever. Because I used to fucking love him. And then, yeah, you do find out it's all phony.

Like she's having sex with your son's friends and you're just sitting there. That's crazy. Just weird. Just weird. Mark, can you hand me that one? Yeah, so I think that everybody wants him to be that. And it would be awesome if this did well. And I don't even know where this ends up going.

But I do think that the movie industry... I think we were talking about this on... Was it Patreon? Yeah. But I think we're about to enter the greatest two decades of film. You know how we just are in the greatest two decades of a film you know how we just are in the greatest two decades of tv yeah like tv was incredible maybe it's the greatest decade maybe it's two no it's 2000 or something like that like tv 25 years of fantastic tv we're spoiled yeah like spoiled even internationally

like the fact that that show came out of fucking korea that we all watch good game like there's these british luther like luther's unbelievable globally sherlock's two seasons unbelievable great it's like we had this incredible run with tv and i think we're about to enter that with film and i think it's specifically because the studios won't be able to justify these crazy budgets so the budget's going to come down and then marvel's going to go, well, I can't make the movie for 20 million. But you know what I can make is this cool script, this amazing story, and then this awesome director

that really wants to tell the story. And then you get to everything, everywhere, all at once, and you get a bunch more of those. And I think it was Cassetta that was saying like, during the 80s, this is kind of what happened.

You had all these like classic iconic movies that weren't necessarily these huge franchises, but these like really great stories. And I think we get that for the next 20 years. And 70s with Cinema Nouveau. What is that, Cassetta?

I mean, it's just basically French influence over American cinema. And you have Spielberg, you have Francis Ford Coppola, you have all these, you know, Martin Scorsese. Let me tell you something, Cassetta. One thing we're not going to do on this podcast is give the French credit for anything. Okay? You hear me? Yeah, I got you. No, but the fact that you did have this, I don't even want to call it renaissance,

but you have this amazing moment. I think that budgets are going to make that happen. It's not execs, right? The execs are going to green that happen. It's not execs, right? Like the execs are going to green light what they can green light. And then once they find out they just can't afford these big money movie things, they're going to have to give money

to these 824-esque movies. What is it? Neon is the other one. They're kind of like taking chances. And I think we get some sick shit. How much of these Marvel movies flopping is their own doing? What do you mean?

I hate to be the fucking guy who talks about like DEI or whatever, but it feels like they're forcing a lot of storylines that are just like trying to spotlight more inclusive stuff

at the expense of good storytelling and organic storytelling and being funny and whatever other things. My opinion is that the majority of it is they're trying to

make hits out of characters that have weren't really established whereas go go thor i don't remember any of us really giving a fuck about thor before thor iron man i don't remember like maybe comic book freaks but the casual person was superman batman spider-man i think they just oversaturated themselves here okay i think there's something there too, but what I will say is this. We weren't like fans of Thor, but we all knew Thor. We weren't fans of Iron Man.

Well, I think there were Iron Man fans, but we all knew of Iron Man. One more example to counter this. Yeah, yeah. I had no fucking clue who the Guardians of the Galaxy were, and that shit was so good. One was fucking amazing. Three was fucking amazing.

Two I didn't love, but... I'll give you i'll give you gardens of the galaxy 100 i do think gardens the galaxy is the beneficiary of billion dollar franchise after billion dollar franchise and just like a confidence in the institution and then i think that they start putting out the marvels or whatever whatever these these things that like i i have no fucking clue like i grew up watching sunday cartoons or whatever like i watched x-men i watched it like i have no clue who the marvels are i have no clue any of these characters so now you got to like introduce

them make us fall in love with them and while you're doing that it seems like it's diversity forced down our throat i even felt that about the Doctor Strange sequel, and I loved the first Doctor Strange. The second one, I was like, it just feels like they're forcing. And again, I don't want to be that guy, but it was like, yo, it's just forcing it. It's not organic.

It's not good storytelling anymore. It just became something else. And I'm watching it on a plane, and I'm like, I don't want to finish this. But Disney buys, oh, go ahead. I feel like it's oversaturation because when Iron man one came out like we got a marvel movie maybe once a year maybe sometimes twice a year that's it and so it was so

much easier for people to take a chance on this thing like it and follow and keep keep along the storyline after they started making three four movies a year plus tv shows and then they all kind of tied into one another if you miss one thing you kind of feel like oh damn i'm lost from the storyline so now i'm least less invested to try the next movie that comes is that what were you gonna say no on that it was when that was coming out you've got a master that was connecting everything like kevin feige from marvel who was connecting everything and then would like get to supervise that movie and that director.

So it's like Favreau, that was his world forever. But as soon as they expanded to digital streaming, everything, it's like, you can't have the same touch on everything and you're just gonna lose quality at that point. And then people are like, oh, we'll have some wins and some losses instead of like, who still only has wins is Pixar

because Pixar is ready to throw out yo that was great there's a one or two misses for sure can i ask y'all a question who watches star wars yo like they keep on putting out are you like they fucked up they put out too much apparently there as well bro they put out a new series it feels like every month i barely watch star wars i'm not watching the acolyte or whatever the fuck the newest thing no i'm sure it's fire but like i maybe i'm living in a completely separate world maybe there's like an age range that i just missed something i've watched all the star wars movies i watched when they brought out remember they did the prequels i think when we were younger yeah i watched every single one of them. But I was never invested

in this entire world. Disney operates as if Star Wars is Marvel. Is it Marvel? And I'm just out the loop? To Star Wars fans, yes it is. And are there enough

Star Wars fans to justify it? Or are they biting off more than they can chew? I think so. It's still a major franchise. I don't think it's as big as Marvel, but dude, Star Wars in the 70s and 80s was whatever Marvel. I recognize at that time it was the craziest. That was Marvel then, and now it's still a major franchise i don't think it's as big as marvel but dude star wars in the 70s and 80s was i recognized at that time it was the craziest that was marvel then and now

it's but does the thirst justify the fact that they're making all these shows and i feel like they do less than marvel like marvel comes out with way more shit than star wars is just doing tv shows because it's probably easier budget than movies and content and that's why i was selling that and they need shit for disney but even like what you're saying about acolyte being good i when was the last marvel property i can think of one in the past two three years it's been the mini yoda no marvel which was that's mandalore spider-man cartoon oh i thought you said you could think of one just to my marvel point like i can't think of anybody being like oh this marvel shit is fine and that spider-man cartoon is barely marvel it's sony had to get purchased by Marvel in order for them to make it.

Spider-Man just became part of the franchise. So Marvel has been flopping. Well, Marvel sold off all their characters. Way back in the 90s, Marvel sold off all their rights to the good characters. And then the fact that they made this whole new Marvel Universe, to your point. With the B characters. With the B characters. Iron Man, all that type of shit is insane.

All their good characters got lost early on. So it is very... Who else? Spider-Man, who else? Spider-Man, X-Men was off. Incredible Hulk, they don't really have access to. They got them all back in the 2010s as rights and exclusivities.

Yeah. But in the beginning, it was Iron Man. That's a crazy character. No, what they... I don't think... I know it sounds crazy, but I don't think Marvel gets enough credit for what they put together.

Like, I think they put together like the greatest run of films in history. I mean, they dominated cinema. They kept cinema afloat for a decade. It was, and they wrapped it up perfectly.

Like, what they did was, the fact that this guy came back to work, what the fuck is his name? The Marvel guy? James Gunn? No, Robert Downey Jr. No, no, no. Feige? Who's the guy who orchestrated, the guy who runs Disney? The Marvel guy? James Gunn? No, Robert Downey Jr. No, no, no. Feige?

The guy who runs Disney. Bob Iger? The fact that Bob Iger came back to it. You put out Endgame, and then you go to St. Bart's, and you just live there. No, I think they bought Marvel after, right? They bought Marvel, if I'm not mistaken. Who, who, who?

Iger bought Marvel. Correct. So Iger wasn't involved. He bought Marvel, and Iger wasn't involved he bought Marvel and now they should just trash no no no no no no but they developed those no no Iger was part of that whole run

yes okay yeah yeah so what I'm saying is and Iger was at the helm of Disney during that whole run 2009

Disney bought Marvel okay and then so throughout that process now Feige deserves the credit too but my point is he retired after and it was like whoa you had your Jordan moment like you're going off to the sunset and then so throughout that process now feige deserves the credit too but my point is he retired after and it was like whoa you had your jordan moment like yeah you're going off to the

sunset you hit the game winner and you just fucking leave and then he came back like a year ago because if you care about the company and then you see the company on the decline it's like yeah low-key i respect that like maybe it's like wow this is my legacy i built this thing and then they're gonna throw it all away on fucking fucking trannies that it needs to be in the thing. Yeah. Like, can we just acknowledge that when you see a trans character in a movie and nobody acts as if they're trans, it is incredibly unnatural.

You're breaking the fourth wall. You are so fucking weird. No, no, no. Because let me tell you the reality. Let me tell you. So when you see a trans person in person, you're like, tranny. Like, what are you talking? You act like a regular person. person you're like ready like what are you talking you act like a regular person no can i oh are you gonna do that now let me just let me get this out are you gonna do that right now because what happens is this they walk by you don't say anything and then you immediately tap whoever's

with you there's none of that in the world which makes okay which makes in your brain you're thinking about so what it happens is in the brain they can brain you're thinking about so what happens is in the brain they can't show that in a movie my point is the whole world deflates they should they should do Inside Out and go into the character's brain

son son son I'm watching Fallout right and there's like a pretty ass training in Fallout right that's a nuclear holocaust so that actually

that could track that could track which ones are it's a lot of you know wait wait did you watch Fallout I did

wait wait wait hold up whoa Fallout I did wait wait wait hold up whoa pull it up was it the hot girl you jerked off to the wrong person it's not the alien bitch

right no no no oh okay I'm like don't call her a bitch it's not the alien bitch you watch her fucking mouth

it's Lucy McClane it's Lucy McClane you watch her fucking mouth she's a bad bitch she's a bad bitch she's beautiful hey don't you don't you call her a bitch. Okay? She's a bitch.

No! I smell it a lot. Okay? Fucking Vault Dweller. That one. I didn't even see this person. You're lying. You're lying.

Sometimes I just... I hate this fucking... No, no, no no no no i get it i get it horrible decisions is my friend no you know you think i'm trying to do that you think i'm trying to do all my friends are trans all my friends are trans and then we make one gay joke here you're like yo chill what the fuck yo that shit is mad gay yo listen this beautiful what i'm saying but you bailed me out so it's good this beautiful day them okay is on the show playing a what i don't know what the fuck they're in the army she got a little mustache going so i don't know if it's a dude and i we have no fucking clue and instead of focusing on the story, you're just like, what the, what is, you can't have a moment.

You can't have a moment when you're watching a movie or story. You don't want to have a moment where you, just for diversity's sake, where you go. Just for diversity's sake. Keep in mind, there's a ghoul. There's a ghoul. Right? A ghoul. There's a ghoul. Yeah. Who's sake. Keep in mind, there's a ghoul. There's a ghoul, right? A ghoul. There's a ghoul who's alive. They never die, these fucking ghouls.

They acknowledge the ghoul. They acknowledge it. They acknowledge that the human has transitioned into a ghoul. Everybody acknowledges it. The show acknowledges it. They go, I think you're a ghoul now. You go, oh, no, I'm a ghoul. They go away.

Then they got this transistor on the fucking show. And in no point. This is the most Jewish I've ever heard. There's no point during this show. There's no point where they go, are we going to let this bitch go to war? Like, there's no point at all. Isn't it more forceful to acknowledge it, though? Is it more down your throat?

It makes you go, no, no. If you acknowledge it like you would, like you're like- It puts everyone at ease. It just, it makes it real. If you want the world to be real, we need to be real. Do you do it with everything? How do you acknowledge? You gotta be like the guy, just go-

Oh! So you're like one of the guys goes to his friend like- No, here's an example, hold on. Would you fight? Like this! Something like that. Yeah, something. Here's an example i used to

go on stage in these hood rooms i would never address the fact that i'm indian and none of them have seen an indian outside of their bodega and i would bomb and then i realized one day oh i just need to address that like if a guy of a comic came up in a wheelchair did an hour of jokes and never once mentioned the wheelchair wouldn't you as an audience member be like can we acknowledge we don't see this very often that's all we just acknowledge we don't see this very often so the fact that you don't acknowledge go go go sorry then i went back and as i was like kind of having a moment myself being like why why am i doing this i'm going back through every comedy special of a minority the first joke is addressing their race because i'm just addressing this thing i'm different than

most of you let's just acknowledge it and then we move on. That's what he's saying. Let's acknowledge I'm different than most of you. Not good or bad. I'm just different. You don't see it so much. Then we move on. Should they do it for the little mermaid where she's black? Yo, yo, can I be like, black little mermaid? All the mermaids are different. They just are different.

Exactly. It's not weird. So you just watch it, you accept it. If there's one black mermaid and everybody else... Let me tell you some shit. Let me tell you some shit, okay? Imagine a little mermaid on Earth, they don't acknowledge she a mermaid. That's what y'all are saying. Like, I've never seen a mermaid walking around on Earth.

In the show, they're bullying this dude for being the rookie, right? In Fallout. The black dude. They're bullying him. They're kicking his fucking ass. They're beating his shit. They're making fun of him. They're teasing him. You're telling me there's a group of men that are gonna make fun of tease bully physically abuse and harm a dude and then they got a motherfucking envy it's a non-binary person they got that no it's they they They got a they. They got a they. They got a what the fuck walking around.

And they're not going to have no jokes, nothing. Everybody's pals. Everybody's cool. Everybody's high-fiving. That's not a reality that we live in. If you speak to like army dudes, they'll say all jokes go. The black jokes are going with the black dudes. The fucking Chinese jokes are going with the Chinese.

Everybody's making fun of each other in the most harsh ways. And because of that, there's this amazing camaraderie going on. But we just going to not acknowledge it. The black dudes, the fucking Chinese jokes are going. Everybody's making fun of each other in the most harsh ways. And because of that, there's this amazing camaraderie going on. But we just going to not acknowledge it. So how do you acknowledge it in a way that would be okay for T? You call her tuck. But she doesn't have anything to tuck. Say what? It's the opposite.

I don't know what she is, bro. I don't know what the fuck she is. I don't know if she got it tucked. I don't know if she got it untucked. I don't know what the fuck is going on. But the fact that I don't know what's going on it needs to be addressed because let me tell you what they got in the future they got ghouls and and that but we acknowledge the ghouls ain't nobody acknowledging that

you're crazy. Why am I crazy? You're crazy, bro. Why is it? You have no actual thing to say, though. But we acknowledge every character. Because you say when we acknowledge it in IRL, we do it in a fucked up way. Not to their face.

Not to their face. Do it in a fucked up way. Do it in a fucked up way. How? So give me an example. Do it mean. Do it bully. I just told a fucked up way. How? Do it mean. Do it bully. I just told you.

No, you can't do that. Like you said, would you smash? You would still smash, right? Even if she just, or they were just like, oh, just because I'm trans, blah, blah, blah, blah.

That's it. Oh, acknowledge it. Maybe they could get the joke off on this person. You're fucking crazy. Do you know how many people are going to be like, hold on, hold on.

They're creating a nuclear holocaust environment and they can't write in one joke. That's beyond their creativity. There's fucking ghouls. And they can't acknowledge that. You are more racist than me. You think that's so weird.

They can't acknowledge that. Is there a day them in the video game? Is that character day them? I don't know. I didn't play enough of it. Someone look that up. But if she said anything where he's they, them? I don't know. I didn't play enough of it. Yo, someone look that up. But if she said anything where he's like, oh, I'm trans, everybody would be killing the show.

It's like, oh, they're pandering, they're pandering. Not if you make fun of them. They're already on the show. Bro, she's just an actor. Or he. I don't know what the fuck it is. Exactly. That, that, that, that, that.

Say that. That's it. That's all you have to say. That's all you have to say. I don't know what she identifies as. I'm just saying, you can't joke about it. Yes, you can. The commander in the army could ghost ghost.

Listen, you tell her that I need her to come here. Her, him, what the fuck? It doesn't matter. Get the fuck up here. Saying that moment. That's transphobic, bro. It's the end of the world. Why can't you be transphobic?

You can't be transphobic in the future? In the show. He's saying in the show. It's a nuclear holocaust. You can't you be transphobic? You can't be transphobic in the future? In the show. He's saying in the show. It's a nuclear holocaust. You're writing in a transphobic joke. People will be outraged. Nah, there's a way to do it without it being transphobic. But you haven't shown me a way that hasn't been.

They could very easily co-sign something that they could make the joke about themselves. And if it's all jokes flying in the military, they're bullying a guy. They make a black joke. They make a trans joke. If the joke ain't transphobic. That actually shows we all get these jokes are all equal.

I promise there's a way to do it. I promise. I agree there's a way to do it, but so far, the examples you guys gave are... Hold on, hold on. We'll punch it up. We'll punch it up.

Hold on. So... What, what, what? He's a dude. He's a dude in real life. He's described as a big, strong, burly man. Yeah, exactly.

So it's, of course... In the video game, there is a robot that identifies as a woman. I just want to point that out. There's a dude. He's a dude in real life. He's described as a big, strong, burly man. Yeah, exactly. So it's, of course. In the video game, there is a robot that identifies as a woman. I just want to point that out. There's a robot? Yeah. Mark. And Fallout 4. So, so.

So my point is this. Don't complain about that. My point, okay. So in the, so what they have is they've put a trans person in there. And they have made them. Ambiguous. They are, she, or or it or whatever the fuck is ambiguous. Why is that

fucked up for me to... Why is that fucked up? You just called them it. I don't know what she identifies as or he. They. They. But they might not be they. They are they. No, sometimes they're he or she. No, they're they. And you judging us.

Fucking racist. You're so racist you're judging us. Fucking racist. You're so racist. Now God knows your heart. It's an envy. Throw us under the bus. God knows your heart. Here's the reality. They are an absolutely beautiful,

if they chose to be woman, they would be an absolutely stunningly beautiful woman. Stunning. No, no, no, no, no. Like if she shaved that little stache and everything like that,

she's like a supermodel. She's basically a supermodel if she shaved that little stash and everything like that she's like a supermodel she's basically a supermodel if she chose if she but as a dude he that she's me he that he that yeah it's he that what does that mean bro see you can say he or they i think it's a i think it's an and or half indian the fact that we can't even get Oh that's the problem I take back I take back what I said I take back what I said Yep

Yep Now we all Also You way better looking than you real talk You're giving yourself a lot of credit I'm gonna be honest with you You're right He a handsome motherfucker

What did I say Like he's not handsome He's pretty But he is He is Oh this is good i'm getting it right he this is great oh he is a bad bitch okay guys yeah i oh now no no he's a bad bitch he that dude is a fine ass bitch no but he's a dude he's a dude. He's a dude, but what he looks like is a girl I would fuck more.

Okay? So it don't matter what you identify as. What I identify you as is a girl I would fuck, even though you're clearly a guy, because that's what you say. But he would fight you if he was here right now. He'd be like, oh, you're going to try to fuck me? He'd probably fuck me up, because he's a dude. Yeah. But if he didn't and wanted to make love and I wasn't married with a child,

you would get some thrust. Okay? Once he whacks that statue, he gets some thrust. Oh, thrust. Yeah. My point is, the fact that this is so confusing,

this would be the only conversation that would happen on base. The only conversation. I can't wait to give you a movie. You could also easily write a transphobic character that he dunks on. That'd be very easy. As a matter of fact, basically what you're saying is you can't have a movie with racism because it's going to have

black racism because it's going to have racist comments. No, no, I'm not saying that. How can you not handle it? There's no way to do it. Write Django. Everything you say is going to be in a book. I didn't say that. I said that you not handle it there's no way to do it hey yeah i'm saying i write jango all your everything you say is gonna be no racism no i'd say that i said that you can address it but the example you got no you said you know you said you can't put the trannies in the movies yes put them in the tv shows but have the characters react organically to them that's all i'm saying is that a dude or a girl i don don't know. Throw an apple. See if they catch it. That's it.

Simple as that. Hollywood. Yo, it doesn't mean that you treat them poorly. It doesn't mean that you're mean to them. It doesn't mean that you bully them. But when they're not there, there's the little conversation where you're like, yo, would you smash that fucking dude pussy or what?

You know what I mean? There's just a little combo about that and the answer is si se puede. Si se puede, carnal. Bro. Okay,

Caseta? You're half Indian, half what? Yo, that's dumb. Spanish. That bothers me more than the trans.

Nah, Spanish. Mendes Jones? Zelia Mendes Jones? She could be going. He? He could be going. Nah, Spanish. Nah, that's what I mean. Mendez Jones? Zelia Mendez Jones? She could be going. He? He could be going. Nah, he was one of those witches

that they asked you for donations. Oh. Nah, nah, nah. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. You're going to scare our cuss. You're going to ask. You're going to say, we got to cut this whole conversation.

No. Why would I care? I just send them money. Yeah. But that is, I think that, you know, in the most toxic way possible, we came. But that is, that is, I think that, you know, in the most toxic way possible,

we came to a good conclusion, which is you can do the forced diversity, but anytime you force something, you have to acknowledge it in a real way in the world. Like back in the day, there was like a black doctor on TV.

All the characters would be like, it's fucking black. If he, if there's a transphobic person, now we're talking. Now we're talking. First I'm looking at him for the example back in the day back in the day

back in the day we had Cosby I was about to say if women questioned if women were a little more racist they would have been like if women if women were a little more racist, they would have been What the fuck? Yo, yo, yo. If women

were a little bit more racist with Mr. Huxtable, they would have been a That's a fact. Think about it. Think about it. If the women were like, ain't no way this black dude's a doctor. They would have been. Lack of impulse control black dude's a doctor.

They would have been. Lack of impulse control. That is a symptom.