Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Charlamagne I’ll Bl*w A Dude If Kanye Comes Back To Adidas

Episode Date: February 28, 2023

Today we got the one and only Charlamagne Tha God in the building to discuss Kanye & Adidas getting back, Michael B. Jordan confronting bully, and why Jake Pauls loss is actually better for him. INDULGE!

What's your bet on Kanye getting back with Adidas? Mm-hmm. You think that happens? I'll suck some d***. Again, son. Again. If Kanye gets back with Adidas, you'll suck some d***. Not happening, yo.

Neither one of those things are happening. I'm confident with that bet. Really? You know what your problem is? You don't believe that Kanye West do. Yeah, that's your problem. I'm telling you. I can't wait when he's back and you're going to be wrong.

And you're going to have to suck some d***. Why would a company that's making $20 dollars in revenue risk bringing in one guy that's gonna ostracize so many people away from your brand? Why would you do that? What if what if football soccer fight for them say, you know what y'all in business with one? Today we are joined by Man really truly one of the greatest ever talk in a microphone. I'll be honest with you. His generation by far the greatest, but one of the greatest ever. And I got to give him some flowers. Really the reason why Flagrant exists. There's no Flagrant without this man right here. You can even go so far as to say, my stand-up career would not exist

in the way it is without this guy. Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr. We got Charlamagne and God in the motherfucking building. Yeah. I don't know if all that

is true, but I'm going to take it. Now, I know it makes you feel very uncomfortable for me to compliment you like that. You're used to being making fun of you.

That's maybe more your comfort zone when we're sitting in chaos. Okay, so we will get to that. I'm trying to work through that. I've been working through that in therapy for a while. On getting compliments? Oh, already therapy. Okay, so we will get to that. I'm trying to work through that. I've been working through that in therapy for a while. On getting compliments?

Oh, already therapy. Wow, that was quick. What's the overrunner? Can we talk about that? Like, why do you want black people to be so anxious? I think it's natural for black people to be anxious.

I think at this point, we all live in the United States of anxiety at this point. That was good. You don't have to talk my guy. Like, I'm surrounded by mass shooters potentially right now. Why would you think we're mass shooters?

There's two of us maybe. Yeah, I appreciate it. There's a few ball around it. He just aimed something at me. Look. Look at that. You know what I'm saying? You should have some anxiety. A little bit. I'm cool, though.

Okay, good. Listen, it's finally we got you on flagrant, man. I'm happy to be here, man. I'll tell you, and it makes sense because I go through the airport. I told you this. I go through the airport sometimes, and the people be like, yo, I love you on flagrant. I'm like, flagrant? And I don't even correct them.

I'm just like, oh, okay. You just got to let it go. Let it roll, baby. That's great marketing. Now, listen, Charlotte, I promised Al that I wouldn't make fun of his outfit. I got anxiety right now.

Why? Why? Because I know it's coming. I'm not going to say anything. Did I say before that I think you look good? You did say that. No, that no.

It was a backwards ass comment. I know he's cooking right now. I'm not. That shit just looks like something Puffy and Mace used to wear. There we go. That's all it is. That's all it is. It's cool.

You've officially came out as a Republican. How has that been for you? I'm a relibrian. Why women don't listen? Baby, I'm taping. Hey, yo, I told her I was taping before I started taping. She's right, though. But I'm nothing, bro.

Yeah. I'm not a Republican or a Democrat. That's what Republicans usually say. I know I have conservative values. I'm from South Carolina. I'm a black man from the South. I have some conservative values. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like what? You like the guns. I like guns. You know what I mean? I like have some conservative values You know what I mean? Like what? You like the guns I like guns You know what I mean? I like capitalism You know what I mean? I don't think capitalism

You know Is a sustainable model I think we're seeing that now But I'm not going to act like I haven't enjoyed Capitalism You know what I mean? So yeah

I got a lot of conservative views What do you think Is the most sustainable model? What do you mean? If capitalism's not Communism doesn't seem to be. No, I think it has to be a form of compassionate capitalism. So socialism. I don't think socialism per se.

Not leaning all the way into socialism. Isn't it kind of what we're doing already? Explain. I think we're already kind of a socialist country, but we're so afraid of the term, so we don't call ourselves that. You think so? Yeah, we have all these programs to help out poor people. We're giving money.

We tax people at a pretty high clip. You're getting a lot of money. That's the problem, right? I wish we knew where our tax dollars were going. If I could look and see exactly where my tax dollars are impacting. No, we don't. Ukraine. Definitely motherfucking Ukraine.

You're going to pay taxes, and it's going right to the fucking and i disagree with that oh hot take why is that a hot take you don't you support russia i don't support russia but i don't support you know uh tens of billions of dollars going to ukraine yeah while they're drinking crazy water in ohio exactly when you see what's going on with the train derailment in ohio you see you know cities all over amer America that are fucked up. It is crazy that, like, Flint has brown water and we're sending billions of dollars to Ukraine. That's a ballsy thing to do as a president. Yes.

And I think I saw Jill Biden the other day. She was talking about, what country was it? I forgot what country she was talking about. But the way she's describing the country, it sounds like any urban city in America. So it's just like, yo, you want us to be so hell-bent on going to support this other country, but what about right here in our own backyard? So that's something I do agree with conservatives.

When conservatives say, put America first. What's wrong with that? Ohio better hope they get invaded by Russia. Then they can get some money. They got a stoking invasion. Start talking shit to Russia. Get over here. Also, we don't know the benefits of that water. I'm assuming it's probably not. But it could mutate them in a good way.

You might get five more LeBron Jameses. Exactly. Seriously. I don't think that's how that works, guys. We don't know. There could have been a train derailment in Africa. You love superhero movies. This is like the plot of every superhero movie. There's a train derailment and now we have six LeBron Jameses. I've heard about countries with bad water. India, Mexico. They're not producing a lot of LeBron Jameses. You guys have extra arms. You're like two years away.

You're missing so many arms. But that is true. That is true. And so imagine you get a basketball. But we don't get the muscle or anything like that. No, but above average intellect. Yeah. Oh, okay, fair.

We do get above average. I'm going to talk about the too many arms part. When y'all say arms, y'all mean guns? If there's ever a person made with more than one arm by accident, they're Indian. I tend to think it's just numbers, but I can't prove that. And you got that guy that looks like Groot. Yeah, he's a Indian guy. There's a guy in India that looks like Groot?

So Groot is Indian? Yes. Vin Diesel took that role from an Indian. Really? He should be called out. It's wood. It's fucking crazy. He's made out of wood? Pretty much. How does that happen? What's the technical term for this?

It's a form of herpes. It was a spell from a wood man. It's probably the water, to be honest with you. Poor guy's never jacked off in his life, man. You could jack off with that. Can you imagine not being able to jack off, bro? You know what I'm saying? That's the worst part of this.

Yeah, I think that's the worst part of this. No! If you do jack off with a tree, fucker. This is your dream. You take a look at trees every night. This guy's an environmentalist. Christ, man. This guy's a full-on environmentalist. I don't think that's real.

No, this is real. They did a whole documentary on him. They started to like fix him up and shit. I don't believe him. For real. Nah, I don't believe him. What do you mean you don't believe him? How the fuck do you fix him up? Well, there's hands under there, I think.

Yeah, you see it. You give him, they give him some medicine and then they start to like shave that shit away. What the fuck condition is that, yo? How y'all don't know? How y'all just looking at the pictures but him some medicine and then they start to like shave that shit away. What the fuck condition is that, yo? How y'all don't know? How y'all just looking at the pictures but didn't read it? It's a crazy thing that's happening.

While we have you here, you have some inside information on our boy Michael B. Jordan and Laurel. What inside information do I have? You got inside information. You know Laurel?

That's my girl. I love Laurel. Okay, Laure-el. Laurel, yeah, yeah. My bad. What's the inside information? She's missing a letter for me to pronounce it Laurel. No, it's L-O-apostrophe-'Oreal. L'Oreal, yeah, yeah. Okay, my bad. What's the inside information? She's missing a letter for me to pronounce it L'Oreal.

No, it's L-O-apostrophe-R-E-A-L. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an apostrophe. L-O-apostrophe-R-E-A-L. Okay. I don't think there's no inside information.

I mean, you want to know the conversation I had with L'Oreal? Yeah. Yes, please. About what specifically, though? Okay, so basically just the setup is she's interviewing Michael B. Jordan on the red carpet.

That's right. Right? And Michael B. Jordan is looking a little salty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? He's confronting a bully. He is confronting a bully. You see it.

Look at it. Look at him. Do you want to see it? Look at him. I can't wait to talk about this. Look at him. All right, so here we go. Okay.

Now, we know each other. We go way back all the way to Chad Science in Newark, okay? The corny kid, right? No. I did not say that. The highbrow flick. For sure. No, you did not hear me say.

I said we used to make fun of the name. But, yeah, he is obviously killing things. How many head nods, yo? How many head nods, yo? You got to keep playing. Well, you got to fast forward, but you got to get to what L'Oreal said at the end. Okay, what did she say then? At the end, she said he's not corny anymore. Yeah.

So from a personality perspective. Well, thanks for pointing that out, L'Oreal. The movie superstar. From a personality perspective, you can't do that after saying you didn't call him corny. You can't come back at the end and be like, he's not corny anymore. Because you already said you didn't call him corny. Oh, so you're admitting that you did call him corny. But she didn't, though.

She's like, I did not say that. I did not say that. She really didn't. It was Dominique the Diva. They were didn't. It was Dominique the Diva. They were doing a podcast together. Dominique the Diva called him corny. Do you want to hear this? You know what I really think deep down inside?

I think that Michael B. Jordan is just like a nice, corny guy. You know what's so crazy? I went to school with Michael B. Jordan. So, yeah. She calls him, or one girl calls him a nice, corny guy, and then she says, I went to school with him. That was Dominique the Diva saying that. She also said, like, oh, we used to make fun of him.

What you going to do with them stupid little headshots? Well, as I told L'Oreal, the thing that she has to eat is, like, that's the problem, right? What you going to do with them stupid little headshots? Become one of the biggest superstars in the world? Yeah. So once that happens, you just got to take the L on that one. Yeah, but why is he still tight? Everybody's tight over people that got— if you got teased in high school

about something and you became that something, you want to tell everybody they're wrong. Here's one thing, let me, I want to know your thoughts, I'm not arguing with you. He was in The Wire, probably shooting by the time he was 14. So he was already winning. So he already, I'm on an HBO show, even if it wasn't popping for a few years.

What am I going to do with those little stupid headshots? I'm on an HBO show. You know HBO don't pay for shit if he's still living in Newark. You a child star? You still going to school in Newark? You're going back to the wire. He's method. I think the other big issue is, what do we define

as corny nowadays? You know what I'm saying? Like, why was Michael B. Jordan corny? Because he had a dream and some ambitions. I think we're going to embrace corny like we embrace washed. You know how older people are like, I'm washed and I'm okay with it. Yeah, absolutely. It's the same way we used to call Drake corny back in the day, and now everybody is on his dick.

Well, that's not true. Yeah. I'm consistently still calling him corny. See, I don't need it. Not as much. I don't need it. You used to call him super soft and all that stuff, and then you got a couple bottles, and then all of a sudden he's out.

No. No, no, no, no. Well, I did. I loved how he handled that situation with Meek Mill. So that was the turning point for me being like, oh, man, I like the way this guy gets down. I thought Meek was going to be the ruthless motherfucker to come out with two records back to back.

Yeah. If that's the best way to answer somebody, you say I'm a ghostwriter, all right, we'll get these bars. You know what I'm saying? On behalf of corny people, we tend to hold on to shit and just get it. Drake had that building for years. But what's not corny, though? Like, all this shit

that we consider cool nine times out of ten was just some criminal shit. You know what I mean? It's so cool. Yeah, all the motherfuckers we consider cool in school ended up probably in prison. Because that's cool. You know what I mean? Being bad is cool. Being good isn't cool. No, being good is corny, but being corny makes you a millionaire.

I like, listen, I would rather my daughters date the corny guy. You know what I mean? Okay, so that's what you're saying. You're saying that the description was accurate. He was corny and his cornyness led him to be a megastar, super successful. He just hasn't accepted that his cornyness is what makes him great mega-star, super successful. He just hasn't accepted that his cornyness

is what makes him great. Yeah, all the cool kids were skipping class. Exactly. You know what I mean? They work at a 7-Eleven. Exactly. They're gangsters right now. But what I'm saying is I'm looking at this

and I'm seeing a guy who's like really upset. Like it really bothered him that this girl called him corny. Like the head nod, like a million. Like, he was waiting for that moment. He could have walked right by her. I like how Dominique the D would double down. You don't hold a grudge? Can I be honest? Only with people that are higher than me.

Let's go. Once I pass you, it all just melts away. There are people that were like dicks to me when I started comedy. I told you, I had a list. Yes, I remember that. I kept a list for them. And every one I passed, it evaporated.

My anger evaporated for them. And I see them, and I dab them up. People that diss you now, like, you've gone back at them. Yeah. That are smaller than you. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's true. Rarely, though.

Rarely, though. Son, imagine he was getting bullied crazy in high school. Oh, but that's what that means. That means those jokes they were doing was fire. If you still remember that shit at 33,

those jokes that you was getting hit with in high school must have been fire. I've said this on the podcast before, but I think I said it. I don't know if I said it,

but this made me realize I definitely talked some shit about Michael B. Jordan and forgot I did. Really? Yeah, because I met him the other day. I was having dinner. I was having dinner.

I was having dinner with Game of Thrones. Orange is the New Black. Game of Thrones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're doing a movie and we're just having dinner to meet and Michael B. Jordan came over to the table

and he went and he shook and I had my hand out for like a good two minutes. He must have shook everybody else's hand at the fucking table before he finally came around to me, and I was like, is he doing this on purpose? Like, what the fuck's going on? And then I saw the L'Oreal shit, and I was like, oh, no, I've said some things.

That's why you don't like this shit. That's what I'm saying. If it makes you feel better, the second he gets bigger than Michael B. Jordan, he's freaking Michael B. Jordan. Did you see how Dominique the Diva doubled down, though? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's posted on her Instagram. Yeah, she posted on her Instagram story, any black man that dates white women is corny.

Who said that? The woman that called him corny originally. Yeah. So she doubled down on him, bro. You would probably date black women if y'all didn't call him corny all the fucking time. That's actually a good-ass point. I don't even want to tease Michael about that no more. About what?

Dating white women? Yeah. Why? Because I'd be joking, but now it seems like that's really a thing. You're not joking. I'd be joking. No, you got some umar in you. No, no, no.

You do have some umar in you. No, I do, but I believe love is love. You know what I'm saying? But he was just dating Lori Harvey. What? Be honest. You know what I mean? Oh, no, no.

I believe black men should be with black women. That's a fact. I am with that. You know what I mean? And when they're not? When they're not, they're not. You know what I mean? Oh, no, no. I believe black men should be with black women. That's a fact. I am with that. You know what I mean? And then when they're not. When they're not, they're not. You know what I mean? When they're not, they're not.

What does that mean? Like, what do you mean by it? It depends. I don't think Michael B. Jordan's corny. If you're a pro, no, I don't think Michael B. Jordan's corny, but if you're one of these pro-black people, like you wake up in the morning and you can't wait to, you know. To be black. To be black, like you getting at everybody, pro-black people, like you wake up in the morning and you can't wait to, you know. To be black. To be black, like you getting at everybody, you attacking racism.

But then you're going to sleep. But then you got a white spouse, a white significant other. It's like, come on, brother. That's my least favorite. Come on, sis. Oh. You know what I mean? Yeah.

That's what I'm. What about black women that date white dudes? Same thing. Same. Especially if you're super pro-black. If you're super pro-black about it, it's like... You know why they're... Because black love is revolutionary, bro.

What about AOC? What about AOC? What is it? AOC's not... What is she? Afro... She's Afro-Latino. What about her?

She's dating the least black person possible. Really? She's dating a ginger. Yeah. No. Yeah. I didn't know that. No.

You didn't know that? Yeah. No idea. Yes, bro. Really? Yes. That would bother me't know that. No. You didn't know that? Yeah. No idea. Yes, bro. Really? Yes. That don't bother me for some reason.

Why not? I don't know. That don't bother me. Do politicians transcend race a little bit? If Ayanna Presley was doing that, I might be like, ah, come on, Ayanna. But who's Ayanna Presley? Ayanna's another member of the squad. Oh, she is. Yeah.

But she got a brother. She got a brother, bro. I met her husband. Yeah, that don't bother me seeing AOC with a gender. You know why I think they're so militant is they're insecure about the fact

that they're attracted to this other race and they might get mocked for it so they overcompensate with being militant. Come on, man. But they don't overcompensate by dating them.

Come on, man. Yeah, well, they're not going to go through that. Come on, man. But I think a thing a lot of people don't talk about is like there's a lot of black dudes

that would like to date black women, but black women aren't into them. And they're relegated to dating outside their race. And then they get shit on for dating outside their race. I think that's a misconception. I think that, you know, there's plenty of black women that want to date black men, but everybody has all of these like, you know, standards and these rules of engagement that don't even necessarily make sense. It's all these things that keep us from actually bonding with each other. What you just said is one of those things.

You said black women want to date black men, but they don't. What did you say? What reason was that? A black man want to date black women? There are black dudes that want to date black women, but black women are like, nah, this dude's corny. I don't want to date him.

And then a white girl might, so he's like, okay. And that couldn't be Michael B. Jordan. Go where you're celebrating, not where you're celebrating. Those were two black women calling Michael B. Jordan corny.

But that's their opinion. Whoa, Al. Think about that. And by the way, context matters, right? Yeah. Because L'Oreal's talking about high school.

That's a difference. But those are formative years, man. All of us were corny in high school in some way, shape, or form. They might have thought he was cornier because he lives in Newark

and then he's acting as a drug dealer and it's like, bro, there's plenty of real drug dealers here and you go on a fucking set to be one. Now, Dominique the Diva,

her point of saying, you know, any black man that dates white women is corny, that's talking about Michael now. L'Oreal's talking about Michael from back then. I think that's the difference. That needs talking about Michael now. L'Oreal's talking about Michael from back then. I think that's the difference.

That needs context. I guess what I'm saying to defend him is don't you think in formative years if the black women you grew up with are calling you corny, it could push you to be unattractive? Because now you're on set,

there's white girls everywhere, you're going to meetings in L.A., you're on Beverly Hills 90210. You got to think about where you're at. You're in Newark. You know what I'm saying? Once you get out of Newark, you're probably far as in black women that appreciate the corny.

In Newark, you don't want no corny, especially back then. Yeah, corny gets who killed. Exactly. You want what you think is cool. Back then, it probably was the drug dealer, the shooter, the gang member. Back then, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he comes across as a hero for, like, a lot of people after this.

Like, all the kids that get bullied. Like, all the young kids now that are getting bullied in high school and girls that are like the incel types, they're looking at this and they're like, that's me. And the dreamers. Yeah. The dreamers.

Everybody wants them. I think you look a little too angry about it. Nah, stop it. He's just laughing at it. Who cares? I told L'Oreal. It's still bothering him. And the crazy part is L'Oreal

is known as the bully, right? Yeah. Right? Yeah, that's a problem. If she called him corny right there to his face, he would have punched her in the mouth. No.

I think he would have. Well, that would work for her. No, that would work for her. In what way? Because that's the only way to win in that situation. He would have to jump out the window and hit her.

Now, any other way this played out, she's the bully in this situation. Yeah. So in order to be a victim, she would have to really be a victim.

She would have to do something like that to her. There's no, and I told her that, there's no way for you to win this. This is every dreamer's dream. The person who used to shit on you, told you that you wasn't going to be shit, laughed at you walking around with your head shots. Now, on the

precipice of me having my first movie that I directed and starring, I get to see you on the red carpet of my shit and check you? Ooh! You tell me enough. You're not saying nothing to that person, bro.

I think he'd be funnier about it. Come on, man. You eyeing that motherfucker. That's why I don't understand LeBron James and Skip Bayless. He's a liar, bro. Yo, I'm shocked LeBron James has never spiked the ball on Skip Bayless, yo. Ever.

When would he be able to? What you mean? The times he's won championships? The time he's broke the scoring record? He's still considered, you know, the number two greatest player of all time? Like, now's the time to pop your shit if you're going to pop your shit. Don't give them the glory. Don't give me attention.

You don't think so? No, it drives Skip crazy. It drives him fucking crazy, the fact that LeBron won't even mention it. That's what he should do, but it feels good to do it. It might feel good, but that shows the emotional security of LeBron. It's really impressive LeBron doesn't do that. What I'm saying is I'd like to see Michael B. do this shit right here. But we know LeBron don't really have it.

Yo, all I'm saying, wait, LeBron doesn't have it? Bro, we saw LeBron about to fight somebody because they were teasing him about his hairline as he was walking off the court. Because that motherfucker was right there, bro. You got your wife in the crowd, you got your side chick. There's a lot of people there that could be embarrassed in front of you. It might be the hairline.

He's insecure about his hairline. He's not insecure about his basketball ability. Not very secure. Ooh, that's actually a great point. Yeah, you're tapping him into the thing

that he's insecure about. That's where you're gonna react. And also, LeBron's patient, I guarantee when he goes to retire, he'll say some shit. Because think about it, when he broke the scoring record, he dropped the F-bomb live

while they were talking. I mean. No. Which F-bomb? That matters. He called Skip an F-bomb, dude. Really? No, but he said fuck

while he was like. Oh, fuck. Come on, that's not the bomb. That ain't the nuke. He's been so clean all these years, he's like, fuck is a firecracker.

We know what the nuke is. We know what the nuke is. We know what the nuke is. Yeah, you got to drop the nuke like when we're describing your outfit. I knew I had to get one out.

It looks good, bro. It looks good. I'm not, you know. Actual Michael B. Jordan question, is it kind of weird that he still did the interview?

Like, if he just dunked on or walked off, I thought it was funny or whatever, but the fact that he still stayed and interview? Like, if he just dunked on her or walked off, I'd have thought it was funny or whatever. But the fact that he still stayed and answered, like, four questions legitimately after that, I was like, that shows he's a professional. Yeah, I respect that. You won already. Yeah. You won already. And that's why, at the end, L'Oreal should not have said,

but you're not corny anymore. Like, don't even acknowledge. You just, you said you didn't call him corny, so don't even go back to that making it seem like you did. You know what I mean? That just seems a little strange. That's all. I think she just panicked. You think so?

She got confronted by this guy. She's talking about on a podcast you get confronted all of a sudden on the red carpet interviewing him at his event. You lost. But you gotta be prepared for that moment.

Like, I think she knew, okay, I'm doing the red carpet at Creed 3. Michael B. Jordan's probably gonna walk this red carpet. Phenomenal movie, by the way. I don't know if y'all seen it. I'm excited to see it.

No, that shit is really good. I'm excited to see it. I thoroughly enjoyed it. And the directing is top notch. And he directed it. He's a talented guy. No, the shit is really, I enjoyed it.

It's unrealistic if you're a boxing guy. Why, why, why, why, why, why? Most of it. I don't want, if I tell you, I'll give it all away so I don't want to see it.

What do you mean? What do you mean? Like, tell me why. No, I don't want to give it away. If I tell you, it'd give it all away, so I don't want to say it. What do you mean? What do you mean? Like, tell me why. No, I don't want to give it away. If I tell you, it's literally giving the movie away. So the unrealistic part is the end? No, like the middle. It's not like Rockies were ever realistic.

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. They never were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even Creed 2, Andrew pointed out, like, Rocky's like, you got to box the guy that's stronger than you and quicker than you. And Andrew's like, no boxer would ever tell you to get in there with a guy who's got longer reach, who's stronger, who's faster. No, not box.

You got to get inside. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to box the guy who's stronger than you. Well, Rocky would tell you that. Yeah, because Rocky's an idiot. Rocky never did any defense whatsoever. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Like, we're going to look back on Rocky and be like, he had Down syndrome. Yeah. The guy with Down syndrome fights six times. Rocky's actually the least most important person of all the Rocky movies. Hmm. Hmm? Nah.

Absolutely. Not the least. Apollo Creed is the most important person to every great Rocky movie. Bro, you're black, bro. Yeah, Dr. Umar. Let's go, man. That's what I'm talking about, bro. But it's a fact.

Black pride. It's a fact. The first four Rocky movies, and I got this new Invisalign in, so pardon me if I'm spitting all over you, but the first four Rocky movies are literally centered around Apollo Creed. Every single one. Rocky fighting Apollo Creed at the end of the movie sets Rocky up to- But can't you say that about any antagonist? No, it's different, right? The first Rocky movie, they fight at the end of the movie. It's a draw. Rocky gets to fight again for the championship in Rocky II. So both of those,

the central figure is Apollo third movie fucking Clubber Lane comes Rocky's rich he loses all his mojo gets his ass whipped by Clubber Lane who motivates him and gets him back

into motherfucking shape Apollo Creed right and Apollo only did that for his own benefit because Apollo wanted to build him back up so he could fight him

at the end of the goddamn movie which they never show you who won but they tell you later on in the Creed movies then in Rocky 4, what happens? Apollo gets fucking killed by the Russian. So now Rocky has motivation to go to Russia and fight Rocky.

After that, the Rocky movies fell the fuck off. Why are they able to make a Creed? Because Creed, Apollo is the central figure of all fucking Rocky movies, yo. He might not be the central figure, but he drives everything. He's the, I don't even know the word. He the central figure, but he drives everything. He's the, I don't even know the word. He's the main catalyst for all those films. He's the catalyst. You can't make any of those films without Apollo Creed. Do you think Rocky's the most progressive movie maybe ever for its

time? Oh, why? It was a movie made in the 70s with a dumb, white, poor boxer and a super eloquent, classy black champ who's like, hey, let's give this guy a break. I know how to sell the fight. He's like a marketing genius.

Super well put together. Yeah, my bad. I'd be wondering how fire Adrian Poon Poon was, right? Because think about it, right? I think it's the only Poon Poon for him. She was a decent looking woman. That's what I think. I think Rocky was a virgin.

Yeah. I think they never explored that in the movies. I think that was his first piece of Poon Poon when he fell in love with her. I know virgins. That guy was a virgin. I know virgins. That guy was a virgin. I know virgins. That's what I'm saying, yo.

That motherfucker was a virgin. I thought he was fighting dudes because he was so sexually secure. I thought that was the whole point of the movie, right? Because Adrian wasn't even a good support system, if we're being honest. Whoa. Adrian doubted Rocky a lot, bro. Adrian literally told his motherfucker, you cannot win in regards to the Russian. Sorry she wants

to save his life, Charlamagne. God damn. This guy already killed somebody. So? Believe in me. That's his L'Oreal, bro.

He just needs that negative energy and then he can come back. Oh, really? Yo, Michael Balboa Jordan is hilarious. That's what the Beast stands for.

Michael Balboa Jordan is fucking hysterical. His name is Michael Jordan and you're in high school. You're not going to get some jokes. That's why that B is so important. Yeah, it is. That B is so fucking important.

What does that stand for? I really don't know what the B stands for. Michael be loving white women Jordan? What is this? He's going to remember this. What is this? He's going to remember this.

I love Michael. You don't get no credit for Lori Arvin? Bakari. Wow. Oh, with Bakari? I think people have going to remember this. I love Michael. He don't get no credit for Lori Harvey. Bakari. Wow. Oh, Bakari? I think people are super cool. Yeah. Oh, wow.

What do you mean the Lori Harvey thing? Like he dated Lori Harvey. She's a black girl. A lot of people doubt the validity of that relationship, I think. No, no, no. Lori Harvey dated Michael B. Jordan. Wow. What's the fucking respect on her name?

Regardless. What's the respect on her name, yo? Lori Harvey is having her way. Okay? I mean. All right? Lori Harvey does what the fuck she wants, yo. Lori Harvey is having her way. Okay? I mean, I get it. Lori Harvey does what the fuck she wants, bro. How does Steve feel about that?

I have no idea. Do you think he wrote that book for his daughter? Act like a lady and think like a fucking man. Don't kiss somebody for the first 500 days. What was it?

Act like a lady? All these rules. Act like a man, think like a lady? Think like a man, act like a lady, or act like a lady, think like a man.

That's what it is? Yeah. Whatever the fuck it was, she read that book to a T. Yeah. And she's been having her way with these. Wait till Lori Harvey relationship book come out, bro. What would they call it?

Act like a lady, think like a man. Oh, wow. I thought that was Caitlyn Jenner's book. Okay. That's it. By the way, by the way, I think Caitlyn might be the only one you can really get those off on. Because she don't give a fuck.

No, because nobody gives a fuck about Caitlyn. Why? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's so antagonistic. She's a Trump. She's like a Trump person. That's what I think it is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, gay people don't exist. She said that? I mean, she was kind of anti-gay marriage or something like that. She was against gay marriage

or something like that. Yeah, yeah. She says, I'm attracted to women, but I'm not gay. And it's like, well then, how are you a woman attracted to women?

She just constantly undermined herself. I remember people got mad at me because I said she was a lesbian. This was like when it first happened. She did that interview. Remember that interview she did when she first came out? Yeah. And I was like, oh, so she's still attracted to women, so she's a lesbian. And people got mad at me. You got mad at me for recognizing her for what she is?

Yeah, it's weird. Why would they be mad at you? I have no idea. You were in the future. You were too avant-garde for them. I guess. She is a lesbian. And the most ideal version

of a lesbian when you think about it. Break it down. Well, the only issue with a lesbian relationship is there's nothing to penetrate. Yeah, you gotta suction. Right?

Only, what happened now? Lesbian relationship is just too... There's no dick. Yeah, there's just... You gotta buy a strap-on. You need penetration so they can feel something. Yeah, yeah, okay. And she can penetrate.

The other lesbian feels it. She feels it. But that would make you not a lesbian, though. Well, no. Your body parts don't define you as a man or a woman, Charlamagne. It's how you feel inside. So what happens if I put a penis inside a vagina? What is that called? That's just called sex. That's a lesbian sex. Yeah, that's a bunch of lesbos

going at it. That is gay sex. No, that is super gay, dude. You're just having gay sex. You put a dick inside a vagina, bro? Gay. Yeah, that's a bunch of lesbos going at it. That is gay sex. No, that is super gay, dude. You're just having gay sex right now. You put a dick inside a vagina, bro? Gay? Yeah, super gay. Hey, yo! Dude, that is wild, bro.

Relax. You're still doing that? Dude, relax, man. Y'all don't put dicks in vaginas? A lady's dick in a vagina is lesbian sex, bro. It's a bunch of bows out there. Yeah, and we don't believe in that here. Lady meat is crazy.

Say again? Yeah, lady meat is crazy. What tastes better, lady meat or Beyond Burst? Well, they call it impossible meat. Lady meat is wild, bro. No, the Beyond Beef,

if you put the Beyond Beef in your lesbian, if you put the Beyond Beef in your lesbian girl, that is lesbian sex and we have to respect that. Yeah. Simple as that.

I don't think we're saying anything provocative right now. Nope. I don't think so either. I don't even know what the fuck you just said. I don't either. I don't either. I don't think you can handle Burning Man, bro. That's why. No, no. We need to get you to Burning Man. Why do you want Burning Man? Pardon me? What happened?

Oh, Burning Man. You're gonna come to Burning Man, bro. They're burning. I like show Man, bro. They're burning. Man. I like showering, bro. You can shower. Yeah, you can shower. Oh, I thought y'all be out there not showering. There's bougier ways to do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can do it more bougie. Y'all be doing like whole baths and shit, like under the arms and the nuts and the ass. Nah, you go shower. Y'all want to shower, bro. The trailer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're good. Oh, yeah, I'm with that. If you can shower. It's like glamping. It's what? Like glamping. What is that? Glam the trailer. Yeah, yeah. We're good. Oh, yeah, I'm with that. If you can shower. It's like glamping. It's what? Like glamping? What is that? Glamorous camping.

Yeah. Oh, I thought that was that shit he's doing with his fingernails. That shit he's doing with his fingernails sounds like glamping, bro. It looks like you would

call that glamping. Why, why? I don't know. Look at it. I think, listen, Al is going through something. Listen, this is a good thing. Yes.

I'm supportive of this. You know what he got like this? I'm very secure with myself. Bernie and I, Bernie and I, we raised him back. Bernie did change me. What was it?

The DMT, the ayahuasca, what was it? Ketamine. Nice. Ketamine. Yeah, that shit is nice. Really? Yeah, but just for out there.

Is it like a hallucinogenic? Nah, you just feel like floaty and shit. It's disassociative. Yeah, it just separates you from the world a little bit. Yeah. You probably like ketamine, to be honest with you. I want to do ayahuasca, bro. I'm going for it.

Oh, yeah, you're doing that this year? I'm doing it. I don't think you're going to do it. I'm being honest. I'm doing it, bro. I'm interested in that. You have so much anxiety. You are not doing that shit.

I haven't tried it. I'm interested in that and shrooms. DMT only lasts 20 minutes. I know, but I heard it's a crazy three minutes. That's kind of better, three minutes. You're not going to be able to take it seriously because you know they do a whole ceremony, right? Ayahuasca doesn't last three minutes.

DMT lasts. Yeah, DMT lasts three minutes. Ayahuasca is, you're there. It's six, seven hours. You're throwing up the whole thing. I don't think you'll do it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.

I punked out on shrooms when I was going to do shrooms in Mexico. They had a whole ceremony and everything. And at the last minute, I was like, eh. Really? Why? I just got scared. And you don't think you're going to do shrooms in Mexico. They had a whole ceremony and everything. And at the last minute, I was like, eh. Really? Why? I just got scared. And you don't think you're going to experience it?

And it was the environment we was in. Because Cabo was like, Cabo was cool, but the place we were at in Cabo was more like, it was like a resort type of thing. Yeah. And I didn't feel like that would be a nice place to have a shroom trip. You know what I mean? I want to be in nature, nature. You're scared of what?

You're going to like find something in your head? Nah, that's what I want. Yeah? Yeah, yeah. I'm looking for that. But I just didn't want to do it there. It just felt too resorty. It felt too artificial. You want an authentic field experience. But the thing is with the ayahuasca shit is

if you're really in the jungle, the anxiety might start acting up. There's animals out there. But that's why they have shamans and shit. Yeah, but a shaman ain't a poacher. Why would we be in the jungle? Because that's where they do it at. You can go in the woods. You can go upstate. Yeah, you can go in the jungle? Because that's where they do it. It's in the woods. You can go upstate. Yeah, you can go in the desert and shit.

You can go to Arizona. You can go to fucking Joshua's tree. There's a lot of places you can do it there. And you can find ayahuasca birds. But it's not where it's from. That's a gentrified ayahuasca. You think so? You think we should go to the source?

Yeah, do it. Like go to South America? Yeah. Yeah, if you want to do it, do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you could do it with the guy that I connect you with. That's Sean Tomar. Yeah, that's what I've been talking about. He got different ones. That's how I know about Arizona and all that shit, because do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you could do it with the guy that connects you with him. That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. He got different ones. That's how I know about Arizona and all that shit, because of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shaman Omar. Yeah, shouts to Shaman Omar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is he?

He's Afghan. Okay. I think he's from Afghanistan. Okay. And then maybe one other place. So how does he, I want to know how he's qualified to be a shaman of ayahuasca. He just does a lot of ayahuasca. Yeah, he just do it all the time.

Oh, but he went down there. He lived in the fucking jungle in the Amazon with them and learned all the things and plays that crazy instrument. It's like didgeridoo or some shit. Listen, nice guy. I've been talking to him. When I do it, that's what I'm going to do it with. Yeah. Absolutely.

I think you'll access something. I cannot wait. What are you looking for? You're like searching for something. He's going to dress like Alex when he gets back. Never. Hold on. No, no, no.

Hold on. This is the evolution of you. What are you looking for here? I've always felt something. He's going to dress like Alex when he gets back. Hold on, hold on, hold on. This is the evolution of you. What are you looking for here? I've always felt like I move in and out of dimensions anyway. Yeah. Like I've always felt like that, even sober or, you know, even through dreams and stuff like that. Like I've always felt like I was tapped into, you know, something else that other people didn't see. So I want to like really, really confront that.

And there's something you feel like you have to confront? Because you've been going through this transformative experience the last few years. Yeah, I think I just want to confront that part. I want to confront that other dimension, that other worldly thing that you see but you don't know if you're really seeing it.

Can I just tell you from the outside? It feels like you realized recently that your whole life you were running from something. No. Let me just get it out and you tell me. Okay. You're running from something or distracting yourself from something or, you know, finding ways to cope with a thing that's there. And then it feels like the last few years you're going, I want to confront this thing.

I want to know everything about it. I feel like I've always ran to it. I want to know if all of those things I've seen throughout my life are actually legitimate. The times I've woken up and felt like something was standing over me. The times I've been laying in my

room and this figure that just looks like a bolt of energy came in and was dancing. The time I felt like I've seen flying saucers. I want to see if all of that is like really connected to something. Can you break down the flying saucer story? Oh, I was in third grade. Third grade, this is back in the day when the school bus used to drop you off

and you had to wait until like a parent would come home or like your grandma. So I'd be waiting on my grandma at my grandma's house. And I literally saw the black flying saucer just hovering over the trees. And I was just staring at it for a while. Then it just shot off. And what did it look like? Like the flying saucers you would actually... Typical, basic, black flying saucer

you would see in every fucking movie. Had you seen alien movies before? By third grade? No, I wasn't into aliens yet. So you didn't even know what it was until you saw it later? Uh-uh, not until later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you're like, oh shit, that flying saucer... I've seen a flying saucer before. Absolutely. Ever hear the story with those Australian kids?

Third grade, I was Judy Blume, bro. That's what I was into. I was into all Judy Blume, Beverly Cleary shit. I hadn't gotten to like the supernatural and ghost and UFOs and all that stuff. So what'd you think it was?

I didn't know what it was. To me, it was just like seeing a helicopter or a plane in the sky. It was just this thing floating over the trees. Like I wasn't scared or nothing. And when was the first time

that you realized that it was, it could have been a UFO? Later on, maybe a couple years later when I started reading about UFOs or maybe seeing like flying saucer shit on television. Like, oh, I've seen one of those before. Did it click like? Or even before that, like I used to have this red tractor, right? Like I used to have this red hard plastic tractor. This is a toy.

A toy with this farmer on top of it. The farmer used to get off and, like, fuck with me. Like, when I was by myself, the farmer would get off the red tractor and, like, talk to me and shit. And I used to tell my mom, and I'm like, okay, whatever. And then, you know, we used to have to burn trash, like, in the yard. So I took the red plastic tractor and threw it on the fire. And the guy was screaming. Whoa.

He couldn't get off the tractor then. This is a good point. If this is a good time to go off the tractor. He's going down with the ship. Is that what's happening? He was burning. He was on fire. Right. If he could get off the tractors.

Yeah. He was just screaming. He was melting. It was plastic. Was he a white farmer? I'm sure he was. Hey, geez up. I mean, he was red. Geez up was melting. It was plastic. Was he a white farmer? I'm sure he was. Hey, geez up. I mean, he was red. I mean, what the fuck?

Geez up. Handle your business. What the fuck, bro? Handle your business. The tractor was red, but I'm just going to assume that he's probably in the figure of a white person. Come on, bro. Did you share this with anybody at the time?

I wrote about it in my first book. Oh, yeah, I did. I used to tell my mom all the time. Yes. And then what would people think? My mom is probably the only person who can like vouch for all of these stories because I was saying them in the moment. You know what I mean?

But what did they think when you were just being a crazy person? You're being insane. You're the figure. I really don't know. They never said anything to me personally. What would it do when it got off the tractor? It would just like talk to me. Back in the day, y'all used to do all this work. Now they got me on this fucking track.

Make America great again. He had a more Asian accent than that. No. Just fucking with you. He's a rice farmer. He's a rice farmer. That's all I'm saying. But now he would just talk to me.

You know what I mean? And the only other person I heard have an experience like that was Tiffany Haddish. She said her toys used to talk to her when she was younger. And you don't think you just had a wild imagination as a child? I don't, but that's my point. I don't know. That's what you're trying to figure out. That's what I want to see.

I want to see. And I've always felt like I had some type of bewitching air. What does that mean? Meaning that like I can say that's going to happen and it'll happen. Or this is going to happen to that individual and that is going to happen. I just always felt like that. Can you give an example? No.

Okay. All right. I mean, I can't in my life. I don't want to say it about nobody else. No, in your life. That'd be great. I've called it. Like I've called 90% of everything that's happened. Maybe not to the T,

you know what I mean? But for the most part, it's been all accurate. Can you sense energies? You meet someone and you're like, oh. 100%. Everything I do is all energy. Literally, it's all energy. When I meet people, I'm not even seeing y'all. I'm seeing and feeling. I'm feeling energy. And that lets me know like, oh, okay, I want to do this with that person or that person should be over here or I should be over there. Like, you know what I mean? Like I feel it a lot of times. I just want to tap into that in a real way. What is something that you predicted in your life that wouldn't be obvious? Something I predicted in my life? I mean, I don't think nothing in my life has been obvious.

Could you predict in a million years a kid from a dirt road in Moncks Corner, South Carolina with a population of 6,000, 7,000? 13,568 as of today. Like 10,500. But like,

could you predict that like that person would end up being, I guess, a prominent voice in a city like New York? And then nationally syndicated all across the country? I think that there's a lot of people you might place that bet on. I don't know if it would be me. Seems unlikely.

The odds are low of it happening. I'm saying more specific things. Because I remember once you refused to get on a flight because you had a bad feeling about that flight. Absolutely. Now that flight flew into the Twin Towers. No. No, that's not what happened.

Wait, what? I didn't fly until after the Twin Towers. But... That's so stupid. Why would you say that? I don't know. I'm just saying.

It is a better story. Did I mess that up? Yes, you messed it up. Wait, so what happened to that flight? Nothing that I know of, but if I had got on it. But if you were on it,

it might have changed it. Yeah, you would have stopped it. If I had got on that flight, I was supposed to fly. I was with you and tell this story. No, hold on. This is where it's at.

But here's the thing. I don't know. Listen, I don't have those feelings too often. So if I'm sitting at the airport and it was a bad snowstorm, we're supposed to go to LA. It was a bad snowstorm. When I say every single airline...

A bad snowstorm. Yes. In New York. If every single airline is canceled... If every single flight is canceled, every single flight is canceled, why would I be so lucky that mine is going out? You know what I mean?

And I had a panic attack in that moment. I'm like, I'm not going. I was supposed to go to Mac Miller's house to film with Mac Miller. Because that's when MTV2 was doing all of the cross promotion with everything we were doing. And I think I went to his house. Instead of you. Because I was already in LA. You were already out there.

I think it was you and Nessa. Holy shit. No, no. It wasn't Nessa? Nessa You were already out there, yeah. I think it was you and Nessa. Holy shit. No, no. It wasn't Nessa? Nessa and I were out there doing something and then he just asked me to go to his house and I did something for MTV2 because he had his show coming on MTV.

Wow. I mean, nothing happened to the plane that I know of. I just know I wasn't supposed to be on that plane. Wow. I don't know why. Something else could have happened to you in LA. Maybe.

Maybe. Wow. But that's the type of stuff I listen to. You know what I mean? I have no problem. How do you make sure, because I think this also happens with me, like the more success you get, the more you feel like you have to lose. And then the more anxious you get about losing those things.

Yeah. Right? So you get really successful. You go, do I really need to go skydiving? Do I really need to go fast in this car? Do I really need to jump off this bridge? Everything you name, you do not have to do. You don't, but when you have nothing to lose,

you're like, I might as well do this shit. This would be fun if it was white. Those things are awesome. Yeah. White people. But what I'm saying is, how do you make sure that these aren't, these aren't like,

this isn't your intuition popping up. Or your anxiety. Or rather, just your anxiety, and you not wanting to lose all these amazing things you have going on in your life? I mean, that's a great question. Because that was my thought about the flight. It's just fear. Probably. Logical fear. But I've never had that.

So imagine you've never had that. Like, imagine you've been jumping on. We've been to L.A. a million times. We've been all over the world. So imagine that one time you're like, oh, hell no. I'd be a fool not to listen to that. You know what I mean? And if I lose something in that process, cool. I'd rather listen to what I feel is my intuition. That makes sense.

Yeah, and not my anxiety. I think as you got more successful, you have more to lose. Yeah, he still fucked it up. Yeah, whatever. Successful. Yeah, there you go. I think you have more to lose. And so that's why the fear is growing now.

The biggest thing I'm ever afraid of losing is my life. Yeah. Like, I'm talking about my actual physical existence. Like, everything else, it's like whatever, because you can't control any of that. Yeah, but you have more to live for now. You have your daughters. You have your wife.

Like, you're going to leave them behind. So before, you didn't have any fear, because it was just you. No, no, I did. I never wanted to die. I never bought into that shit. That whole ready to die, you only live once, you know, live fast, die young. I never bought into that shit. That whole ready to die, you only live once, you know, live fast, die young. I never bought into that.

You were doing stuff that could have got you killed. You were selling drugs. You were doing bad shit. No, that's so interesting that he say that because actually those are more survival methods, right? Because the reason those are survival methods is because I felt like if I didn't get accepted by that crowd that I was running with, the survival method because I felt like if I didn't get accepted by that crowd

that I was running with, then I'm isolated and you got more of a chance of something bad happening to you if you're isolated. You know what I mean? So you're more so

just wanting to be down with this crew or whatever because you feel a sense of protection. You know what I mean? So that's more survival to stay alive too. That actually reminds me

of something I read in your book where you talked about, the first book where you talked about how you first book where you talked about how you was like, as a boy, you just said some guy

on TV was cute or something and then your dad was like, yo. That has nothing to do with it. No, no, no. Here's what I'm asking. How different

would your life be if you had that one lock and lock? I know. I said, I'm going to find a way to get this fucking question in here.

That's all I've been wanting to ask it. This reminds me. Yeah, this reminds me. You were gay when you were a kid. Yeah. What the fuck does it remind you of, bro? Because he said he was running with a bad crowd. And then that was the moment where your whole thing, your dad was like, yo, toughen this kid up.

Yeah, I actually read the book. I get what the coach is saying. Your dad was like, toughen this kid up, and that's when you started going down that fucked path. But no, that also goes back to wanting to be accepted.

Because when I made that comment, I was with all of my women cousins. I was with my sister and my two women cousins. And they're looking at BBD on TV, and they're like, oh, Ricky's the cute one, and Ronnie's the cute one, and Michael's the cute one. I'm like, hey, Michael's the cute one. You know what I mean? And, you know, we grew up in the 1900s and 80s, baby.

Everybody was homophobic back then. So when I said that, the alarm rang. Daddy! Really? Nodding here saying men are cute. Yeah. And, you know, Christmas was canceled. Even though we were Jehovah's Witnesses, I don't mean that literally.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Meaning that he was on the phone, and I remember because the phone was stretched from the living room all the way to the kitchen. And that cord just got shorter and shorter and shorter. He's like, hold on, let me call you back. What happened? They told him what happened. He snatched me up, and he threw me in the yard.

And my two cousins, like, literally treated me like I was a football. Like, they played football, but i was a football like they played football but i was the football so they would toss me to them and then tackle each other damn straight up wow absolutely and so that's how you make people straight yeah that's a weird way if someone was gay is that that's how you would convert but is that the conversion we don't talk about how gay football is enough yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, really. It's a wet gay dream. Yeah.

All these men walking around in tight pants, bent over right before they hike a ball. And helmets so no one knows you're gay. You know what I'm saying? Come on, man. Your quarterback's center position is like the most intimate. Like, you got to have your hands like this. Yeah, yeah. Underneath somebody's ball sack. Yeah.

Then somebody gives you their balls. I love it. You know what I mean? Every position's pretty gay, too. Really? somebody's ball sack. Yeah. Then somebody gives you their balls. I love it. You know what I mean? Every position's pretty gay, too. Really? Tight end, wide receiver. Yeah. Tight ends are virgins.

That's true. That's pretty not gay. Tight ends are virgins. Yeah, yeah. Tight ends are virgins. Yeah. It's crazy how everybody's dick got hard at the same time thinking about this.

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One show. August 27th, Great Outdoors Fest. It's in Calgary. Get your ass over there. No point in going to Calgary any other time of year. But this time, you go, we dance. August 27th, dandrushills.com for tickets. Now, Akash has some dates. Yo, first of all, I'm going to be in Miami next weekend. That's March 9th through 11th. I think

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It could be really fun or a complete nightmare. Come find out either way. Also, July 12th, Huntsville, Alabama, stand-up live July 13th at Zany's in Nashville, and we're going to add a bunch more dates. Get your tickets to those shows also at akashsingh.com. Now let's get back to the show. Back to your anxiety.

Where are you at on dreams? You think dreams are like... Where are you at on dreams? For real, though. Back to like feeling energy and shit. I'm trying to get to the bottom of this. You're my ayahuasca right now. Where are we at on dreams?

Do you have dreams and they come true? Do you believe that dreams mean something? I've never had a dream that came true. I do believe dreams mean something, but I believe dreams are more metaphors. You know what's been happening recently? I get visited by dead people in my dreams. A lot. You know what I mean?

Like who? I got visited by Jazz in two dreams. I got visited by my grandmother once in a dream. I got visited by my homegirl, Michelle Austin, in a dream. And this has been in recent times, like over the past yeah, my grandmother, when she died in, oh, when did she

die? Oh, six? She died in oh, six. I had two dreams about her. And it was like, one dream was like, it was on some like Max Headroom shit, so it was like, all of her, remember Max Headroom? Y'all remember Max Headroom? Yeah. Damn, am I that old?

None of y'all remember Max Headroom? No. God damn, y'all got to Google Max Headroom. But Max Headroom was, like, this, like, I don't want to say AI, but this thing from, I don't know if it was Pepsi or something back in the day. But it was my grandmother, like, okay, Hollywood squares. Yeah. It was, like, my grandmother's head in all of these Hollywood squares.

You know what I mean? And it was just kind of like shaking. And that was odd. But then the next dream I had of her, she was looking really young. And I was sitting in her house. And I think I was sitting in the chair she passed away in. And she was telling me about my niece, my sister's only daughter. Like she was telling me about her.

Like just saying like, oh, you know, yeah, I saw her, this and that. And that was very realistic. Same thing with Jazz. I had a really realistic dream about Jazz. We were all somewhere and I saw her walk in and I'm like, oh shit, Jazz. And then she turned around and left. And then I went chasing after her and she told me she didn't want to be bothered. And I haven't had a dream about her since. And then my homegirl, Michelle Austin, I had a dream that we was at this house I had rented the summer she passed away. And it's so interesting because in the backyard, we were all sitting in the backyard and everybody that was with me in that house was there in the dream, but she was there. And she just was like, she came up to me and she just

told me, thank you. And she told me, she told me to walk with her. And we walked to the bar and she fixed the drink. And then I woke up. So I mean, I've been having dreams. I've had dreams about, those have been my dreams lately. Are you ever lucid in those dreams? Lucid meaning like you can control yourself? Hopefully.

Hopefully if your grandma's around. No, I mean like are you ever able to control your behavior in the dream? It's called lucidly dreaming. So you know you're dreaming, and you recognize you're dreaming, and you go, okay, I'm in a dream right now. I can kind of do whatever I want. Yeah, well, I don't—that's a good question,

because none of the dreams are normal. Like, I knew—I don't know, because when— They don't have to be normal. When I saw Jazz, I got up and ran after her. But do you know you're dreaming? Put it this way. There's been times where I've been dreaming, right?

And I go, I think I'm dreaming right now. Oh, yeah. And you immediately try to fuck. And then I try to fly. And I'll just fly. No, I've never had that happen. You fly first?

I've had sex with more than one woman. I know. That's crazy. They have respect, right? He's sexy in my dreams in my dreams I fucked many women

watch out your dad about to fuck you up come on you want a little football Charles man come on man let's play a little football let's play a little football

you want to play football I'm curious I'm curious if you would believe that and like and you would try to have conversations

with these people like do you try to take advantage of those moments? No, I've woken up and been like, damn, I want to go back to sleep to get back in that moment, but I've never like... Yeah. Now, you think that's a metaphor

and not you going in between dimensions or realms or whatever the term is. No, yeah. Those dreams, I feel like I'm in dimensions. You know what I mean? Which makes you wonder about just even this life we live. Because literally,

when I had that dream about Michelle, I was... When I say I was at... I had rented a house at the Isle of Palms that summer. And it was like my family and like, you know, my friends, like Angela Rye was there, like all of us were in this house. Yeah. You know what I mean? And when I had to dream about Michelle, it was that crew. Like everybody was there. It was so realistic. It was the same house. It was the backyard. It was everything I had already felt, house It was the backyard It was everything I had already felt You know how when you've

Been somewhere before So you can feel it Like when you've been somewhere You can feel that place I felt that in my dream It just so happened that Michelle happened to be there You should try taking

A little melatonin Like if I take A little bit extra I'll have a lucid dream Oh you lucid dream regularly? Only if I have melatonin I have weird And so like I can

Continue where I left off In the dream I? Only if I have melatonin. I have weird. And so, like, I can continue where I left off in the dream. I've done that. Really? Yeah. Really? I'll wake up, go to the bathroom, go back, continue to dream, and I can make all the decisions. I'll fly. I do the flying shit.

Talk if you want to, maybe. That's why I want to do ayahuasca, though. Because even when I talk to mediums, right, like, I love talking to mediums because back in the day, I had a medium randomly run up on me and tell me all of this stuff that was going to happen in my life. Like, I mean, literally everything from daughters to, you know, he kept saying I see a microphone and how it's turned. Like he was saying all of this to me. This was like 2006. And he was telling me about all these guides that I have around me.

And he was like, you know, all of these guides are conspiring to see me succeed. So you didn't predict nothing. Somebody just told you. That's a good point. That's a good point. Okay. Lucid Dreamer. But, oh.

You heard him. Huh? You heard him. Hey, don't joke. No, because, you know, when I said Lucid Dreamer, I really meant wet dreamer. Oh. You know what I mean? But I didn't want to backtrack, so I just let it go.

You know what I mean? But, yeah, so I like talking to mediums, and mediums are always talking to me about how these people from the other side are trying to communicate with me. You know what I mean? And as I've gotten older, I feel that, and I hear that. So you wonder if I'm just hearing shit, or this is what I want to believe, I want that and I hear that. So you wonder if I'm just hearing shit or this is what I want to believe. I want to believe I'm talking to these people or is it really happening?

So that's why I want to do ayahuasca to see if I can like really tap into that thing that people always tell me they see around me. So you already believe that there are these different realms. 100%. And you feel like you've kind of organically tapped into them different times in your life. And you think through ayahuasca, it might confirm that that is a reality. Absolutely. Because you're not a hundred percent sure. Yes, because everybody that's done it says that's how they feel.

They say they're fully aware they're here, but they're also fully aware they're someplace else. And they're able to do what you, y'all were talking about doing, I i guess like navigate their way through that other realm like talk to the other oh you're saying uh you're present yes in this trip yeah lucidly dreaming yeah yeah yeah yeah i think you lucidly dreaming would be really interesting i can't wait yeah it would be kind of cool i think i guess that's that was that movie what was that movie leonardo cabr in? Inception? Wolf of Wall Street? Oh, Inception? Inception, yeah. And it's like the ability to kind of like get lost in a dream and like hang out with these people who have passed.

Like imagine every time you went to sleep, you had a choice. You could hang out with your parents or your grandparents or your friends that have passed. You wouldn't care about death that much. Yeah. Because it's not gone. Yeah, it's not gone. They're not gone. Your whole perspective on death would be totally different.

I think about that with Black Panther. You know how in Black Panther they go on like the, what's it called, the ancestral plane? It's like, damn, if you know you're going to be with your loved ones in the future

and y'all are going to be with each other, you wouldn't trip off death like that. Yeah, and we'd probably get more sleep. Like, we don't prioritize sleep now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But imagine you miss sleep, you miss some time with your dad.

Oh, yeah. You miss your time with your mom. You're excited to go to sleep. You can't wait. It's 8 p.m. Let's go. Lock it in. Like that's... You don't even need to do drugs, really. If you got a lover, you know what I mean? You be a gay lover. Make sure you sleep on your

stomach every night. You know what I mean? That is true, though. No. It's okay, bro. I mean, if you got something to say. It's you. Every time I look at you, I can't help but think though. That is true though. No. It's okay, bro. What? I mean, if you got something to say. It's you, every time I look at you, I can't help but think that. Because you look like a sperm.

Yeah, exactly. Making verses. Yo, that's wild, man. You need to get slurped up. Yo, that's wild. That's crazy. All those boy gays. Like, that's crazy.

This is not gay, It's called being progressive. No, but that is progressive of you. Like, sleeping on your stomach just in case you have a dream where one of your buddies back in the day is now gay in the dream world, he could fuck you. Like, because it's selfish to sleep on your back. If you get fucked by a man in your dream, are you gay? If you slept on your stomach, you are because you asked for it. Really? That's gayer than fucking a man in your sleep for sure. gay? If you slept on your stomach, you are because you asked for it. in your sleep, for sure. Really?

That's gayer than fucking a man in your sleep, for sure. That's like the gayest dream. Why? Well, you got in a position to get ready for it first. You like primed your dreams. Also, you lost a fight.

Fighting in your dreams is hard, though. You know what I mean? In general, your punches are mad slow. You can't run properly. So if you get fucked and it's just kind of like

it happened to you, then maybe it's not as gay. Yo, you want it, bro. Yeah. It's there. It's in your subconscious. You're inviting it. I'm there it's in your subconscious you're inviting i'm not gonna lie i had a dream when i was hooking up with this girl man and like um and her and her clit was kind of big whoa whoa whoa whoa it was kind of big, bro. How big?

Say again? It was like, it almost looked like them birthday hats. You know those like cone birthday hats? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it had like

an ornament on it. Yeah. Yeah, it was weird. I was like, what is this all about? Did you suck it like a man? I don't think I sucked it, man. You gotta suck that shit

like a man, bro. I probably kissed it, though. I probably kissed it. I probably maybe gave it a kiss or two. You got to, bro. Yeah, yeah. It's not, that's not gay. I don't think so.

Yeah. It's a woman. It's a woman's long clit. It's a woman's long clit. I mean, a clit is a little dick, though. It would be. No, no, no, it is. A clit, it's been proven.

That's the part of the body that grows into it. No, I don't think that. It's been scientifically proven, y'all. No, it is. It's been proven. That's the part of the body that grows into it. It's been scientifically proven, y'all. The same ones that said COVID was made by the Chinese. It's been scientifically proven. Can we talk about that? Can we talk about Woody Harrelson speaking truth to power? What did he say? He was on SNL, bro. What'd he do? He said that, maybe we should play it right here. Yeah, this is just one little part of it.

They locked in their homes, and people can only come out if they take the cartel's drugs. Being forced to do drugs? I do that voluntarily all day long. Boo, boo, boo. That was garbage. Wait, why? That delivery, I mean, that might have been a good setup, a good premise, but that delivery was horrible. Why?

Well, yeah, there's no joke. White men can't tell jokes. How do you feel about that, Schultz? How do you feel about that? How do you feel about that, bro? God, he was in white men can't tell jokes. You would have delivered that way better than that shit, bro. There's no joke there.

I think it was supposed to be, but I think he flubbed the teleprompter. Yeah. Or maybe it wasn't written on the teleprompter and he was like, I'm done getting these boosters. By the way, Jon Stewart did that way better on Colbert. That was phenomenal. Jon Stewart. Jon Stewart did that way better on Colbert. Different joke.

Not really. It is different. Very different joke. Jon Stewart was telling us that that shit came from the lab in Wuhan. Yeah, but he's saying it's the drug, like the drug companies or cartels, that Pfizer and Moderna or whoever. Oh, so his joke is more about the vaccine than the virus.

It's about the pharmaceutical companies. Got you, got you, got you. It's about the origin of the virus. And that's bold to do on SNL with that liberal Hollywood audience. Yeah, yeah. Didn't like it. I didn't, it didn't hit,

I thought a punchline was coming, so it didn't hit for me. I mean, the punchline was like, I do the drugs voluntarily. Just wild he did it. Yeah. The implication was a joke i didn't pick up on that i just assumed the way he built tension something's coming maybe that's why i didn't hit because maybe it wasn't in the prompter yeah because they knew that if it was in the prompter it would have been something they would have made them change so maybe it wasn't something he even rehearsed yeah

and so he thought he could go up there and wing it and that shit didn't goddamn slap yeah because they do they have a dress rehearsal before that's really the whole show and they didn't do that in the dress rehearsal and then brought it up. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

What was the point of playing that clip? I feel like you had a point before y'all played it and I kind of shitted on it. because it just, what? What?

That's what I feel like. Well, I don't think we were bringing it up as like a genius piece of comedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But were bringing it up as like a genius piece of comedy. But I thought it was kind of interesting to see like a mainstream television show like SNL that always like toes the company line to at least put out an attempt at a joke about the pharmaceutical companies kind of forcing people to get vaccinated and boosted. I think folks know the jig is up.

Yeah. You know what I mean? And it doesn't matter what side you're on. I think anybody with some common sense and some eyes can look and be like, all right,

that might have been some bullshit. Bro, do you see how they slow rolled it? Like, it was a couple weeks ago, they were like, it turns out if you have had COVID, that immunity is just as good

as the vaccine or the booster. Yeah. Right? That was part one. Yeah. And then part two was, yeah, this shit came from China, bro. Bro, 90% of everything

the YouTube scientists were saying is right. Has been true, yo. Straight up. Bam, bam, bam. Bam, bam, bam, bam. That's what they were doing when they were giving people

them vaccines. Bam, bam, bam, bam. But do you think people learn, though? Like, do you think people get jaded from this? Like, let's say something similar happens in five years. Do you think people are like, well, remember when we got lied to and they weren't telling us the whole truth? Or do you think people learn, though? Do you think people get jaded from this? Let's say something similar happens in five years. Do you think people are like, well, remember when we got lied to and they weren't telling us the whole truth?

I think fear is so irrational. The fear of death, I think most people will still fall in line. I don't know, Akash. I don't think people care about fear anymore. Because, once again, we had this conversation two weeks ago. There was three unidentified flying objects flying over America that got shot down. They haven't retrieved no wreckage. They told us they don't know it.

They don't think it's from China. They don't know where it's from. And nobody gave a fuck. You know what I mean? Like the possibility of nuclear war, I'm not saying it's high, but it's higher than it's probably ever been in our lifetime. And nobody gives a shit. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like nobody gives a fuck. you know what i mean like nobody like nobody gives a fuck there's too much cheap distraction it's like you anybody it as long as you have enough money to have a phone and an internet connection you can go on tiktok or instagram or youtube and be distracted for eight hours a day and have the time of your fucking life that's never existed before people are bored before so when you're bored and, you get to focus on how broke you are. That shit sucks. I also think the size of the threat makes a difference. Like, if you learn, like, oh. What's bigger than nuclear war? No, but that's my point,

though, is, like, if you learn that, like, oh, there's a serial killer in my area and he might come in my house, I feel like people get scared because they can control it. I can fight one guy. But when it's like, hey, the whole planet might get eviscerated, people just go, all right. I think there's a piece in how destructive it is. That's interesting. I think the news has been pump faking so long that we don't care until some shit happens.

We're desensitizing absolutely everything. And we have this perfect distraction. I'm telling you, if you took away everybody's phones and we were getting news that Biden gave a billion dollars to Ukraine, we would show up at the fucking White House. It's been $30 billion.

Pitchfork. But the fact that we all have our phones and we can just laugh at a video, laugh at another video, laugh at another video, and just go on our lives, play a fucking video game, just distraction, distraction, distraction. The new opiate of the masses. Yeah, but it's like, what is it? Give them a circus? Bread and circus. Give them bread and circus, right?

The problem is the Romans didn't have enough circus. You have one of these fights every month or something like that. Every second you got a new fight in the Coliseum. They didn't have enough circus. Do you think the Romans knew that their empire was falling? When it was actually falling? Do you think they knew? I think probably it was too late

by the time they realized it. That's what America, that's where we're at right now. That's what it kind of feels like. That's where we're at. It's a different time. It's a different time. Because we got the nuk we're at. It's a different time. It's a different time. Because we got the nukes, bro. It's a different time. So Russia got more. I don't have any confidence they could actually get them here. Yeah! It can go from

America by land. It's 20 to 30 minutes by submarine. It's 10 to 15. So they say. I'm not even worried about it. They can't even invade Ukraine. I need to see you snatch up Ukraine before... They might not be the best on land, but when it comes to

hitting that button, that's what they would like you to believe. I'm not as worried about nukes because there's so many. We can destroy each other's entire countries, the entire world,

so it's like... But we're all going to be gone. We're not going to fire those nukes. But I think financially and all that stuff, I'm worried more about other countries coming up like China or whoever.

Oh, China's here, baby. Long term. China been did that play. China been buying up everything in Africa and the Caribbean, parts of America. Like, China been playing

the long game. We lost it. I think we've lost the financial game to China already. That's really, to me, the game now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can see that. It's all about the money. I'm trying to think. Did you see the article that said Donald Trump was going to hit the nuke on North Korea? No.

That would have been sick. No North Koreans coming to Akash shows anymore. No, they can't. They can't get out of North Korea. The rebound from nukes in Asia is usually good, though. If you think about it, Japan is way better off. Do you know what I mean? Like, if we're just looking at Japan before,

they went from samurais and the shingled roof to, like, technological superpower. You know how burning down a forest makes the soil more fertile? Yeah. That's a theory. I don't know enough about the real truth. I'm just saying. That did happen.

So it's not like this might help North Korea. They might need a reset. They might need to take the game out. I don't think there would be any more North Korea if a new guy dropped on North Korea. Japan's a big place. Part of it. Nah, I think there's nothing left.

I was going to blow on a cartridge a little. And how do you do that without... Now, Korea. How do you do that without blowing up South Korea? Say Korea. How do you do that without blowing up South Korea? Say again? How do you do that without blowing up South Korea, too? I mean, they're right by each other. For every dice game.

Christ. Now, I don't want this to happen. I don't want this to happen. But so far, we've had a good record when it comes to, like, you know, turning over places. To Akash's point, like, nobody wants to go nuke for nuke. Everybody knows you go nuke for nuke, it's over. But how desperate is Russia right now? We don't know.

You know what I'm saying? Like, they're saying that this war is, like, putting a strain on Russia that they've never felt before, and they're talking about the health of Putin. He might just be like, fuck it. You know what I mean? I ain't going to be here. One last ride.

Why not? Nah, bro. Bro? It ain't going to hit here. If they blow us up, we blow them up, it's over. You know what I mean? I ain't going to be here. One last ride. Why not? Nah, bro. Bro? It ain't going to hit here. If they blow us up, we blow them up. It's over. Everything's done. But if I'm the leader that's going anyway,

the people around him will take him out. Nobody will remember his name because we're all dead. Lindsey Graham told y'all what to do, but y'all act like old Ladybug was bugging. Ladybug said somebody need to take him out. I think we probably tried. You think so? Yeah.

I mean, he can't even shit alone. Have you seen him go to the bathroom with other people? Like a girl. He shits like a woman. You don't think they have

drones the size of Ant-Man yet? Say again? You don't think they have drones the size of Ant-Man yet? I think we do. You know what I mean? Yeah. You saw that tiny camera?

There's a new camera that came out. It's like the size of a grain of rice or smaller and it takes like a 480p picture. It's insane. But it's like you can stick it on a wall. Damn. That's like the size of a grain of rice or smaller and it takes like a 480p picture. It's insane.

But it's like, you can stick it on a wall. Damn. That's fucked up. Yeah. So then, yeah, so we should probably run that up.

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Nah, stop it. Son, it was amazing. I thought it was great. Why is everybody telling me Ant-Man was great. Nah, stop it. Son, it was amazing. I thought it was great. Why is everybody telling me Ant-Man is trash? Because people are fucking hypebeasts even when it means, people are hypebeasts for the internet. So everybody, they'll go online, look at what the popular opinion is and run with it. Ant-Man was fucking great. He's great.

I wish he would have got killed though. Why? Because it would have showed how much of a threat kang really is ah i feel like kang went out a little too like a little too a little too soft for him to be the big bad threat that we know he is you know what i'm saying like i wish he would have like killed that man or maybe the wasp you could get rid of the wasp you gotta get rid of somebody kill the wasp yeah yeah kill the wasp just show the level of threat that he is. If you don't want to kill Ant-Man,

you should have killed the wasp. Did he kill anybody? Was there anybody that... No, and he kept talking about all the Avengers he killed, but you didn't kill any. Yeah, you need to show the power.

You got to show me killing... Yeah, kill... Thanos killed half the fucking world. That's right. I'm serious. Actually, I love the first scene

in The Avengers when he takes out Loki. Yeah. And he also... It set the tone. He also beats the shit out of the Hulk. That's what I'm saying. And remember the guy said, let him have his fun.

So much so that the Hulk had fucking erectile dysfunction for the rest of the goddamn movie. Think about that. But that was the last one. It was like, it built up. We saw a lot of Thanos before. No, that was the second to the last one. Infinity War. Infinity War.

Oh, really? And then second was Endgame. It was one of the best opening scenes to an action movie ever. And endings. Because you take out a dude. Yeah, the ending was fire as well. But the Thanos won, bro. Oh, yeah.

And they left us hanging for a year. Yeah. The Thanos won, bro. Okay, Jake Paul had a fight this weekend. Did you watch the fight? I definitely ordered it. Yeah, same. I ordered it as well.

Great fight. Yeah, it really was. Fantastic fight. It was a good fight, but you know what's so interesting? You watch it? Yeah, I saw clips, but it looked like a lot of sloppy boxing. No, it was a fantastic fight. It was a good fight, but you know what's so interesting? You watch it? Yeah, I saw clips, but it looked like a lot of sloppy boxing. No, it was a great, and it was like tactical. I mean, Tommy Fury's not a great boxer either.

Yeah, like neither one of them was. Bro, both of them showed excellent boxing IQ and then started to make changes in real time. Not Jake so much. No, but Jake did. The thing is that Tommy had a fucking chin on him. So what happened is Tommy starts peppering Jake with his jab. Tommy's got like these really long arms. Like if you look at Tyson as well, he's got these like freakishly long arms.

So Tommy was doing this thing, and this is the most difficult thing for Jake. Jake has like the nuclear bomb. It's this big overhand right. It's too predictable in this fight, though. Oh, my God. Here's the thing. In order to land that big overhand right, he needs somebody to throw a jab.

He needs to time the jab, slip it, and then come over. So Asma. But Tommy. Kept hitting him with the jab. Kept hitting him with the jab. So he was sitting, and the arms were long enough that even when Jake did land, it was coming right before him or it hit his shoulder or whatever. So all of a sudden, I saw that immediately.

I go, okay, this is going to be tricky. Jake makes an adjustment. Jake starts slipping that jab and then throwing these big left hooks and lands. But Tommy had a fucking chin on him. I was really impressed, man. No, Tommy hit him on that one. He caught him a couple times. Tommy definitely got a chin, but I also think that Tommy moving naturally as a boxer fucked Jake up.

Yes. Because Jake's not used to being in the ring with people who actually move. And the distance that he kept. So that boxing distance, maintaining that distance, staying right outside of the range, knowing when to come in. When you're a kickboxer, like, when you're going up against guys who traditionally train in Muay Thai or kickboxing, there isn't movement. You stand kind of right in front of one another, and then you kick, they kick. It's like sock and bop them in a lot of ways. And it's not to say that they aren't skilled, but it's just a different style of engagement. So when

Jake is going up against a guy like that who's going to stand in front of him, he can load that fucking big right hand up. When you're fighting NBA players and former MMA fighters who don't know how to move like a boxer in the ring. Jake clearly beat Anderson Silva. Now here's the thing. Anderson's not a boxer. But he has. He's had eight fights or something

like that. But boxing is a sweet science, man. Point is, I think this is the best thing to happen to Jake. Why? I don't. I'll explain why. His stock was too high for the money fights. The money fights for Jake, in my opinion, are not fighting real boxers.

The money fights for Jake are fighting celebrities. Oh, I agree. So when he beat Anderson Silva and convincingly and dropped him, after that, I go, I agree. So when he beat Anderson Silva and convincingly and dropped him, after that, I go, I don't think KSI can beat him. And KSI is the big money fight. Him losing to Tommy,

who's a boxer, but he's not a fucking top-ranked boxer by any means. No, not at all. So him losing to Tommy makes all the other celebrities that also box go,

oh, I might be able to beat that motherfucker. Stay in your lane, Jake. Fight the celebrities. I already told you this. Celebrities or the MMA guys. So I look at this and I go, okay, if he beats Tommy, if I'm KSI, I'm going, I'm not fighting this motherfucker.

This guy's a legit, amazing fucking boxer. He just beat a guy who's dedicated his life to boxing, okay? Eh, sort of. No, Tommy's boxed his whole life. He grew up in a boxing camp. Now he was a reality star. You can be a reality star and also— He was and Lake Flaccid or some shit like that. What was that shit called?

I don't know. Love Island. Love Island. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lake Flaccid is hilarious. So I guess what I'm saying is you take a guy like Jake, and now you go, when Jake beat Anderson Silva, and convincingly, I was like, I don't think Nate Diaz can beat Jake. I think Jake

has these MMA fighters' numbers. I don't think that that's actually a good fight. Now that he lost to Tommy, I started going, ooh, this Nate fight is interesting. This KSI fight is interesting. And those are the lucrative fights. You're saying, if he beat Fury, he would have gone from a celebrity who

boxes to a boxer in our eyes. Yeah, because he finally beat a real boxer. And then he could make real money off of it. He's like, I'm not fighting a boxer. And then he could only fight real boxers. And then he'd have harder fights for less money. So he'd have to fight Canelo. No, I think he'd still be the draw.

He'd still generate mad money. The draw for Jake is to watch him lose. It's very similar to Mayweather. He's positioned himself as a heel. And it's an incredibly difficult thing to do emotionally. You're just dealing with hate non-fucking-stop. His resilience emotionally to handling this,

it's incredible. I love the way he lost. He owned that shit. He said, judge me by my losses. He did throw out a couple of ailments. He was like, I got a hurt arm. He named three things, but for the most part, he was like, don't judge me by how I weigh. Don't judge me by my losses.

I like the way he handled it. I like the way he handled it. Career-wise, making money-wise, this is the best thing. I don't need to see a rematch with Tommy. Like, I don't care about it. Nah. I know he might care about it for ego, but I don't care about it. What I want to see him do is fight KSI or Nate Diaz.

You beat KSI, then you fight Nate Diaz. You beat Nate Diaz, you rematch Tommy. And ideally, Tommy has kind of like increased his profile by having other legitimate boxing fights as well. You have one more big one in your deck. And it's not like he got his ass kicked. You know what I mean? He dropped Tommy.

He went eight rounds. He dropped him. You know what I mean? He just got outboxed. Yes. He got outboxed. That's it. That's why I feel like there's not, any basic boxer can beat Jake Paul. Well, that's, so that's what-

Especially in the Cruiserweight division. That's what they're going to claim, right? That's what I think. I believe that. And it's reasonable to think it, but that's what they're going to claim. They're going to claim, okay, he finally fought a boxer and someone who's skilled in boxing specifically, not MMA, but boxing is going to be able to beat him. Every time. And that's what they'll probably say, right? But in my mind, it's like, you're in this for money, right? You're not in this to prove that you're a fucking boxer.

It depends. If his goal is to be a great boxer, which he said that's his goal, then it impacts his overall. I think the more you win, the more you think is possible, as you should. So as he's beating all these MMA guys, he's like, yo, I think I can take a boxer. Maybe this was God's way of being like, bro, save your brain and just go fight KSI. And go fight

celebrities. You're not, I'm not, you're too late in this boxing thing. What I hated is like all the, and it finally dawned on me why they were riding for him so hard. Like Sean Porter was really riding for Jake Paul. But it's because they're both from Ohio. You know what I mean? But they kept saying things like, he's finally

out of Tyson Fury's shadow. No, you're not, Tommy. Tyson Fury is the heavyweight champion of the fucking world. This man has been in the ring fighting wars, okay? You beat Jake Paul. You're still in your brother's shadow. And that's fine. That's a great shadow to be in.

You'd have to do triple what Tyson Fury has done in his boxing career You can get out of that shadow. It's not bad to be in the shadow of arguably the greatest heavyweight ever. Come on Yeah, I got knocked out by the hardest puncher in the world multiple times in one down. Yes, but yeah Yes, it got up. Yeah, and then the next two fights wasn't even close Yeah, I fight with my was more decent than the second fight. Yeah. But come on, like, stop. Are they full brothers? I think it's half. They look nothing like, oh, okay.

Yeah, I think it's half. I think the father got another. Gotcha. I think. Tommy was in good shape, man. I think we're assuming, but yeah, it makes sense. Tommy was in good shape, yo.

Yeah. I'm like, as soon as, I'm like, oh, Tommy's gonna beat Jake Paul. Yeah, that first round. I didn't think it was gonna be a knockout, but I was just like,

yo, he's gonna beat Jake Paul. Well, I don't know if this applies, but I remember one thing Andrew said about Anthony Joshua. All those big muscles get you worn out quicker because they need a lot of oxygen. And Tommy had some big motherfucking muscles. Anthony Joshua was never that good. I told y'all this a million times.

Nice guy. Great guy. I've never believed in Anthony Joshua as a fighter, ever. I believed that at the time. I feel like every, even before he got to U6 you know and what's the other dude who beat him? Can't even remember

his name now. Anthony Ruiz. Oh yeah, Andy Ruiz. Andy Ruiz. Before that I thought Deontay would have beat Anthony Joshua.

I thought Ortiz would have beat Anthony Joshua. Tyson Fury come on guys. Yeah, yeah. It's Ivan Close. Come on.

Ivan Close. You wouldn't even want that. Why did they have a smaller ring? What was the purpose of that? I don't know who wanted that. Tommy wanted it. Tommy wanted it.

That's really interesting because I think that actually benefits Jake. Because Jake's not a dancer. Jake is coming straight forward. He's coming at you. He wants to engage. So Tommy is more of like a boxer. So you would think that he would want more room so he could dance. But if he wanted the smaller ring, it means he wants to get in there and bang.

Right. You know? What I hated about the fight was the fucking referee trying to be the MVP. I hate a referee that wants the attention. Bro, you know you're fighting two people that don't have that much experience. Why are you, like, let them go a little bit.

I thought that neither one of them did anything that was flagrant. Like, yes, maybe there was some leaning. Yes, there was some holding. But no more than you would see in every... I didn't see it either. Just break them up. Don't take away the point.

Yeah, that was too much. I think it's stupid. Yeah, that was stupid. And they did it for both of them, so I guess it evened out break them up. Don't take away the point. Yeah, that was too much. And they did it for both of them, so I guess it evened out. But I hate a referee that makes it about them. I think that was a make-up deduction. I think he fucked up deducting Jake's point, and then he was like, but how are you deducting anything from them?

Let them bang out. Who gives a fuck? I thought the fight was great. I thought it was a really great fight. You gotta watch it. I have not been disappointed by Jake Paul. Because they both made adjustments. Jake was getting caught with a jab,

and all of a sudden, Jake started to stick this long jab, and then he started catching Tommy, right? And then Tommy made this adjustment where he noticed that Jake was really, like, ducking when he would throw the jab. So Tommy would throw this uppercut as Jake would duck, and it was like, I was seeing, like, really high IQ boxing. It's hard to go in there and worry about getting your fucking head caved in. Yeah.

While also going, okay, he's doing this thing. I'm going to change my game plan and do that thing. On the fly. And they both did it. Jake got a lot of Mexican in him, bro. He does. I'm serious. Like, because I watched the last fight.

Last fight, he got winded. Who was the last fight? Silver, right? Yeah. You could tell he got tired. But he gets better. But he was throwing. As the fight goes on goes on. It's almost like he gets stronger, and he'd be looking red, hair all over

the place, but he just don't stop working, bro. He's a dog. Yo, Jake's a dog. He's a Mexican. He got a lot of Mexican fight in him, yo. He do. He got a lot of Mexican fight in him, yo. Canelo would knock him the fuck out, though. Huh? Canelo would knock him the fuck out. Yeah, I don't think he wants to fight. No, no, no.

Leave that alone. Leave that alone. Yeah, yeah. But we don't want to see that. Like, I want to see the KSI fight. That has so much buildup already. I thought they fought already. No, no, no.

KSI fought Logan twice. Oh, okay. So this is the get back. And I think that KSI watches that, and now maybe it brings Jake back to reality a little bit. Whereas before, after that Silva fight, if I'm KSI, I'm going, I do 10 other fucking projects.

This is a part-time gig for me, and this guy's dedicated full-time to fucking boxing. I can't compete with that. But maybe now. I think Tyson Fury should fight Logan.

Bro. Oh, dude. Come on, bro. I do. In WWE. No, no. I think they should just box. Tyson?

Logan was talking spicy, yo. Oh, that was kind of I think they should just box. Tyson? Logan was talking spicy, yo. Oh, that was kind of wild. That's what I'm saying. Logan was talking spicy about the family, yo. Oh, wait. What did he say about the family? I think he said, Tommy, if you can hear me, you're a bitch.

Your whole family is bitches. Oof, that's right. That was wild. Give Logan a title shot. Give Logan a title shot. By the way, I just told y'all the plot of Creed 3 Give the guy who's only had one fight No fights, actually No, no, one fight, a title shot

No, no fights, give the guy a title shot Why did he get the title shot? I don't want to give all that away When you look at it, it kind of makes sense It could happen But it's also maybe a little corny. Like, oh my God. If you're a fan of boxing,

you're like, yo, that would never happen. That wouldn't happen. But maybe it could if you are the promoter. Got you. You know what I'm saying? So Tyson Fury could say, y'all want to fight Logan Paul? It's a big money fight.

I mean, that's also the plot of Creed, too, to be fair. This guy in Russia, this promoter's like, let's make that fight happen. That's Drago's son. Yeah. It's a big money fight. Come on, Tyson's also the plot of Creed, too, to be fair. This guy in Russia, this promoter's like, let's make that fight happen. That's Drago's son. It's a big money fight. Come on, Tyson and Logan would be amazing.

It'd make crazy, crazy money. I mean, Tyson's gonna absolutely maul him. I mean, we know this. Logan might die. Like, literally. Nah, I think Tyson, he'll go halfway. He wouldn't try to kill him. But he could kill him. He could kill him if he wanted to kill him. It's a choice. I don't want to be in the ring with someone that's going halfway just so I don't die. Logan might have said it knowing, this guy's not going to kill me.

I'm too small. It's too easy. I don't think Tyson would kill him. Tyson would fuck him up, but he would know not to like, I'm not going to kill you. He might just knock him out with body shots or some shit like that. Like, Tyson has that IQ. But I don't want to watch that fight either. Really?

I don't want to watch someone take it easy. Right? Damn. We watching it for carnage, right? No. I don't want to watch that fight either. Really? I don't want to watch someone take it easy. Right? Damn. We watching it for carnage, right? No. I don't want to see Logan die. I like Logan. Not die.

Yeah. But I don't want to see anybody die, but I want to see two fighters going at it. What I liked about the Tommy and Jake fight is they were both going at it. Even Logan and Floyd, it was cool because it's like one has a crazy height advantage and everything. Floyd was trying to get Logan out of here. Floyd was trying to get Logan out of here. And then Logan was trying to get Floyd out of here. It was fun. It was great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Y'all would love to see Logan Tyson, bro. Come on. I would see it. Come on, that's a fight, bro. I would see it. I would love to see Logan Mike Tyson. Oh. Nah. Nah, I don't want to see it. Yeah. That could be fire. Can that level out? Holy shit. Logan Mike Tyson?

No, it doesn't. Not anymore. Logan wins that. What? Wow. Yeah, I love Mike. Mike, come on, man. At some point, come on. File of time got to kick in, bro.

Nah, nah. Come on, you don't want that. Stop, nah, nah, nah. Stop it. 55, 56 probably? Nah, Mike got to be in his 60s. How old is Mike Tyson? No, no, I think he's... Son, did you see Mike with Roy Jones?

That's Roy Jones, another senior citizen. Yeah, but Mike was doing his thing. 56 years old. Nah, you another senior citizen. Yeah, but Mike was doing his thing. 56 years old. Nah, you don't want that for Mike. Mike was doing his thing. What are you talking about? The numbers for the pay-per-view aren't out, but how many do you think they sold, if you had to guess?

Paul? Yeah. It's not going to be crazy because of the time it was on. Oh, really? I think you still had to be a fight fan to know Jake Paul was fighting at 2 o'clock. What are you thinking? 400,000?

I don't know if it's that much. I could be wrong. I don't know. I mean, a couple hundred. I'll give it a couple hundred. Yeah, I'll pull up like what...

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50% of that initial deposit bonus, okay, up to $1,000. So BetOnline.ag, promo code FLAGRANT. Make sure you get that shit. Yeah. Jake and Silva was 200 to 300 Ks. Really?

Yeah. I think that this might go over because I think Tommy's pretty popular in England. Oh, I love Islander. And just the Fight family being connected. Yeah. I think, yeah. Great promo from a Fight family.

Yeah, I don't know how much promo Silva did. Yeah. And just the fact that this was going on for two years, getting picked and canceled and whatever. It was really interesting, though, Tommy Fury talking about what he went through. And he had pulled out of the fight twice, so he's like, I'm walking out of my home

and everybody is just calling me a pussy. I'm afraid of fighting Jake Paul. Like, it was just this, like, emotional release finally beating the guy. And I do understand that. Like, you build your whole identity as, like, this fighter

and you're part of a fight family and the fight family is known for being brave, taking on all challenges. Your last name is Fury. Literally. Your last name is fucking Fury. How is that possible?

Your brother's first name is Tyson. Like, this is it. This is all you are. If it's a movie character, I'm like, oh, this is hacky. Yeah, true. Like, this is it. This is all you are. If it's a movie character, I'm like, oh, this is hacky. Yeah, exactly. Tyson Fury.

And there was shit out of his control. Like, there was shit out of his fucking control. Basically, him not being able to come to the States. Like, there was some mob shit, basically, why he couldn't come to the States. Now, not saying he's connected, but America wanted to know if he was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And sometimes in those types of situations, it's come to the States. Now, not saying he's connected, but America wanted to know if he was. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And sometimes in those types of situations, it's better to not talk. I think Jake Paul wins that fight two years ago. Ooh. I do. Actually, I would push back because I think Jake Paul's improved as a boxer. And Tommy, I don't know.

Improved as a boxer. Yeah, but I think Jake, this amount of time, Tommy's in boxing since he was a child. Jake, every year that he gets to fight is adding a huge level of experience because he started so late. He's got to fight real boxers, though, even if you're just sparring real boxers. He does. He spars really good guys.

He does? Yeah, like legit fucking guys. He didn't look like it against Tommy Fury. He looked like he's never been in the ring with somebody moving around like that. That's the way I looked at it. I hear what you're saying. What do you think of this mentally? I noticed when he was going to fight Tommy

the first time, Tommy was a favorite. Then Tommy pulled out and everybody's like, yo, I think Jake might be the favorite. I think Tommy might be scared. This is the first time he's fighting really as a favorite in my estimation.

Do you think that fucked with him mentally to not be the underdog and not have that chip on his shoulder? Interesting. Yeah, maybe. Interesting. Yeah, maybe. Interesting. Yeah, I think it helps psychologically if you feel

like you got something to prove, you might go a little harder. Because I felt worried for him just off of that going in. It felt different this time. I'd never seen him as, and it's a real boxer, but then you're the favorite

against a real boxer. It just felt like to me from the outside, a lot of pressures on you. I picked him to lose. I knew he was going to lose. Who? Jake Paul. Really? A hundred percent. Well, that's because you have a lot of pressure's on you. I knew he was going to lose. Who? Jake Paul.

Really? 100%. Well, that's because you have a lot of faith in boxing. That's it. Boxing is a sweet science, baby. And if you know how to do that shit a little bit,

you will beat somebody who doesn't know how to do it at all. Did you see Portnoy's thing? What'd he say? He was like, if Tommy Fury beats Jake Paul, I'll never speak on

combat sports ever again in my life. I've never been so sure of something ever. Like, before the fight. And then he apologized afterwards. He's like, guys, I'm an idiot.

My bad. He sold his company before he had that problem. But no, he's probably saying that because him and Logan are, is it Logan Barstool? Yeah. Yeah, come on, man.

He rides with his guys. Wearing a Barstool hat. But he puts such a big, so much faith in it. He's like, I've never been so sure of something. I was like, wow.

It made me think. Well, do a real bet. Suck some dick. Everybody, like, I've never been so sure of something. I was like, wow. It made me think. Well, do a real bet. Suck some dick. Everybody, like, fuck money. He can lose an amount of money if you really believe.

You didn't put your lips down. Word is born. You put your lips down on the bell. No. He was right. No, I was right. I didn't have to honor it.

But bet, suck some dick. Yup. You know what I'm saying? Like, everybody always want to bet shit that they can afford to lose. You can afford to lose

some money. You can't afford to lose a fucking dick. That's what I'm saying. If you everybody always want to bet shit that they can afford to lose. You can't afford to lose the money. You can't afford to lose a fucking dick. That's what I'm saying. If you're so confident. Let me see how confident you are, yo. What's your bet on Kanye

getting back with Adidas? Mm-hmm. You think that happens? I'll suck some dick. Again, son? Again? You said it. Again?

Stop putting your lips on me. Stop it. That's how sure I am. If Kanye gets back with Adidas, you suck some dick. It's not happening, yo. Neither one of those things are happening. So I'm confident with that bet. Really?

It's not happening. No, no, no. Get back with Adidas. What if they just come to an agreement to sell the existing back stock? Well, that's different. How's that different? Even though I've seen that story, but I don't believe that story. Let's make the bet about that.

They come to an agreement to sell the existing back stock. I don't, I don't. If they do that, will you put your lips on it? I don't think Adidas risk their overall brand doing something like that. Son, they took too big of a loss. Why do y'all keep saying that? Well, they losing money on Beyonce. This is a company that makes 20 plus-plus billion a year in revenue.

I'm not saying that a billion dollars isn't a loss, but y'all make it seem like Adidas is going under. Do y'all realize this company has been around for hundreds of years? No, I didn't know that. Hundreds? I don't know about hundreds of years. At least a hundred. I don't think so. Look it up.

All right, let's see. Founded by Nazis. Put your lips on it. Put your lips on it. Put your lips on it. Founded by Nazis. If it's founded by Nazis, it can't be around

for 100 years, bro. I don't think you know how Nazis... 1949. Do the math. I don't fucking know. That's 100 years. Wow, you're right.

That's what I'm saying. And they make 20 billion plus revenue a year. It's not 100 years. How much? Over 20 billion a year in revenue.

They make over 20 billion a year in revenue. You know what your problem is? What's my problem? You believe that Kanye West

is too fucking fast. I'm telling you. He believes in him so goddamn much. And I can't wait when he's back and you're going to be wrong and you're going to have

to suck some dick. Adidas is not going to do that. First of all, why would a company that's making $20 billion in revenue risk bringing in one guy, one guy that's going to

probably ostracize so many people away from your brand? Why would you do that? What if football, soccer, fight for them, say, you know what? Y'all in business with Kanye.

We don't want nothing to do with y'all. FIFA. Whatever the fuck. He said fight for them. FIFA, Fofum, whatever the fuck. The film of FIFA. What if they say, oh, y'all in business with Kanye? We don't want to be in business with y'all.

Now you're talking about losing some goddamn revenue. Yep. Now you're dealing with a partner that walked away away And Kanye's not going to shut the fuck up No I think he learned from this No he never learned in his life Al Where's the atonement He's shutting up

Where's the dick sucking You gotta suck some goddamn dick Circumcised dick So Is that the price that he has to pay Is that the price that he has to pay? Is that the price he has to pay or what? Is that what you're saying, that Kanye should? Bro, I think Kanye is no different than the dude from Dilbert, Scott Adams. Okay, talk to me. Stop volunteering your feelings about marginalized communities.

Nobody fucking asked you, bro. Scott Adams wanted to go DEFCON 3 on black people. Kanye went DEFCON 3 on Jewish people. And for what? Why? Let's look at the Dilbert situation. They're down 37%. But it's been like that. That's for May 2022, though. It's been like that. Y'all don't be paying

attention. This shit had to do with China, the Ukraine-Russia shit, because they pulled out of Russia because of the war. When did the Kanye shit drop? I think it was like November, right? That was last year! The bottom is November. They still had Kanye, I think.

This shit has been happening. Adidas stock has been going down for like the last two years. And it's been going up and down, like most stocks do. I don't know. They pulled out of Russia. Russia was a big market for them. And I think it's a lot of infl down like most stocks do. I don't know. They had to pull out. They pulled out of Russia. Russia was a big market for them. Yeah. And I think it's a lot of influx going on in Europe because of that whole Russia-Ukraine invasion.

Then it was something with China that had their stocks fucked up. And it's not just them. It's Nike, too. No, I know everybody's stock is going down. This is the most I've ever seen you know about geopolitics is when sneakers are on. It's kind of crazy. He's like, the tracksuit's in Russia. The whole economy is fucked on the tracksuit.

But Nike stocks are down like 13% as well. It's not just Adidas. I don't know why y'all are attributing Adidas being down to Kanye. I'm not saying that he's not a part of it, but he's not a large part of what's going on with him. But he was responsible for a lot of their sales.

And now they're not getting those sales. I think he was responsible for more of their profits than their revenue. Well, you need revenue to make profits. But their revenue was $20 billion a year. Yeah, and he was responsible for some of it. I think their overhead is so low with Yeezy. I don't know how much it costs to make a Yeezy, but I think their overhead is so low that him bringing in a projected $1.3 billion is a lot. I mean, I don't know how much it costs to make Yeezys.

I don't know. I don't know how much it costs to make Yeezy's. I don't know. I don't know if it's... So even if it's $1.3 billion, right? What is that, 5%, 6% of their total revenue? I think it was like 7, 6 to 7 or something like that. Okay. Yeah, 8%. I guess you can take a hit. How much?

8%. They're saying that Yeezy generated $1.7 billion in annual revenue, which is 8% of the total, and the net profit on that's $246 million. Either case, I'm going to write this off. That's great. Think about the big number. That's great.

They might donate all the back stock to kids in Africa, and then all those kids will be looking fly as hell. So I think there's actually an upside to this. Give it to the kids in Ukraine. Kanye's actually helping give kids in Africa cool sneakers. Give it to the kids in Ukraine. That's true. Give it to the kids in Ukraine.

Donate to Ukraine, actually. That's a good point. So what happened with Dilbert? All right, so this is a comic. If you've never seen a Dilbert comic, you probably have. They're super popular fucking comics. And he just goes on,

I think he's on like a podcast. I don't know. He's doing something out of an internet interview. I think he was just live. This is his own thing. This is his own thing? He has a YouTube channel

with like 100,000 subscribers, 118,000 or something. I think he just hit live, bro. Yeah, he's just talking about himself. It's like two minutes. We can skip around, but it gets pretty good. So if nearly half of all blacks are not OK with white people, according to this poll, not according to me, that's a hate group. And I don't want to have anything to do with them. The best advice I would give to white people is to get the hell away from black people.

The best advice I would give to white people is to get the hell away from black people. Get the fuck away. Do you know he started this off by saying he identifies as a black person? No way. Y'all missed that. Y'all buried the lead. He literally said, I identify as a black person and I've identified as a black person for a while now. But he was like, now because of this poll, it's a poll that came out that said black people, I don't know

what the exact poll, black people don't like white people or something, and so he was like, now since half of these people don't like me, they're a hate group and I don't want to be a part of it. And he said he don't want to be a part of that hate group. He feels like black people are the hate group, because the poll says like 50% or 60% of all black people

don't like white people. Oh, as a black person he doesn't want to be part of the black hate group. Because the poll says like 50% or 60% of all black people don't like white people. Oh, as a black person, he doesn't want to be part of the black hate group. Exactly. So even though he's black, he just wants to get away from black people.

That's what he said. No, he said he's re- he actually said I'm re-identifying back as white and I don't want to be a part of this hate group. Is that really part of this?

I heard it this morning. Oh, I didn't hear that part. Scott Adams. So is this maybe just like a bit? That's a bad bit, bro. Why would I do't hear that. Scott Adams. So is this maybe just like a bit? That's a bad bit, bro. Why would you do a bit that's going to cost you everything? Because if he's saying, oh, I'm black,

and now it's like, I can say whatever I want now. Well, yeah, if you identify as black, you can be critical of black people. That's kind of what he's doing. He's asking for the permission slip. But he said he used to identify as black. He no longer does. Then re-identified as white and then went on that ring.

Now, why is he saying he's doing that? He goes, I identify as a black man. And then I found out that my people, black people, are hateful. I can't identify as that. And then he tries to quote Don Lemon. And he's like, I'm just getting this from Don Lemon. Yeah, it's tricky. I just want to know why.

Like, what makes you wake up in the morning and say, I'm going to set fire to everything I've built? Same thing with Kanye. It's like, why? That's corny, bro. Scott Adams, this is corny. Like, why? There's a thing that happens with these cartoon creators, and Patrice talked about this with Seth MacFarlane.

It's like you get jealous of your creation, and you start wanting credit. And this is maybe his, like, like finally Dilbert gets all this credit everybody reads it, nobody knows who this man is 25 years. That's a great life I agree. What is Dilbert bro? He's a goddamn white character with no mouth. He's like can't even get no head from Dilbert bro

he's like an office employee. What? It's like office space type shit. Yeah it's just like the first The Office, it was like a comic strip in the 80s, 90s that was like... It looked like a Simpson with Down syndrome, bro. That could be Bart's shit. That's Bart's brother. They keep tucked away.

He looks like... They don't want nobody to know about Bart's older brother. I wish he was going to say all this. I really wish he just did it as a comic strip. If he just did like, hey, we got to get away from black people, but just as like a cartoon. I feel like it'd be a lot more palatable. But this is what he does. This is what he's known for.

Yeah. That's a great point. Right? By the way, there's no better way to get your message across than art. That could have been a funny series of scripts. Dilbert trying to be an ally. Yeah. And realizing like, man, I can't win with anybody.

Yeah. That would have been funny as shit, yo. Yeah, Dilbert should identify as black. Yeah, Dilbert's in a dashiki. Yes, I'm transracial now. But now you're making fun of all of this shit, right? Like how you can just identify what you want to identify as. Yes.

He got out of his lane. That's the issue. That could be hilarious. If you want to be kind of racist, do it in your thing. Yes. You know? That would be fucking hilarious. But I think in the past you said you prefer people being overtly racist.

So you know, like like who to stay away from no i prefer it but why would i do it as a i prefer but why would i do that if i'm him i mean what reason do you what you got too much money bro this is what happens when you get all the money you need like he doesn't need more money so he's okay to lose it and damn he's really losing his mind he's either losing his mind or he doesn't need more money and yeah the only thing he needs is to not be around as many black people and he's just sharing that Damn. Why is he really losing his mind? He's either losing his mind or he doesn't need more money. And yeah, the only thing he needs is to not be around

as many black people. And he's just sharing that. He could, can't you do that with money though? That's my point. Segregate, it's all about class. Segregation,

the new segregation is this class. Yeah, he already said he's in a new neighborhood with no black people. Yeah, so if you've achieved it, why do you need to share with other people? I'm assuming it's the J.K. Rowling thing.

It's like, you see something that's happening in society. Like he's mentioned in another clip, I can pull it up, but basically he was like, every day I go on social media and I see black people

beating up white people and I'm over it. I'm sick of it. So I'm assuming he's seeing something that he thinks is an injustice, no one's talking about it, he's like, you know what,

I'm going to speak about this. What did JK do? She just spoke up about the fact that she felt like her womanhood was being threatened or something? Yeah, and she's like, all about it.

She tweets, she's like, you know, women are women and trans women are not women, blah, blah, blah. And she's just ahead of her time because a lot of people are feeling that way now. A lot of people are pushing back on, you know. People look at her and they're like, you have a billion dollars. You live an amazing life.

Why would you sacrifice your whole reputation, your whole legacy, all this shit you made for just an opinion that you have that you're not even going to be here to see. I'm with you. That's my point with these people like this. Like, why? I prefer that. If you feel that way, let me know you feel that way. I don't want him to feel that way,

and I'm around. He's not disagreeing with you. He's just saying from Dilbert's point of view, why would you speak this up? Like, what do you have to gain? You still want to make more money. He got enough money. He don't.

He don't. This is what happens when you make all the money, you're willing to just say whatever the fuck. Why make fucking money if you're not going to say fucking money? But you burnt your legacy down. He don't care. He don't care This is what happens when you make all the money, you're willing to just say whatever the fuck, why make fuck you money if you're not going to say fuck you? But you burnt your legacy down. He don't care. He don't care.

Jesus Christ. His legacy is a cartoon with no mouth. I think he also thinks he's- Yeah, he has no legacy. No one knows him. He thinks he's preserving his legacy. Wait, what? I think he looks at this

and he's like, there's an injustice happening in America. Black people are being all white people and no one's saying anything. I'm going to be the one to stand on it.

And in 50 years, people go, yeah, that guy was right. I didn't know that. There's a on it. And in 50 years, people go, yeah, that guy was right. I didn't know. There's a lot of marginalized communities in this country, right? If you're a black, you may not be part of a hate group,

but there's a lot of things to hate. Yeah, there are. You know what I mean? There's a lot of racial injustice that you can hate in this country. There's a lot of systemic racism

that we all should hate if you call yourself an American. 100%. I just want to go back to something that Mark said. I think what happens is when people get incredibly famous for doing inconsequential shit, they try to project that fame onto something that they deem more important. So if you're known as like a

cartoonist that makes silly jokes about the office, you're like, yeah, what can I do that has significance? What can I do that makes change? What can I do that makes change? What can I do that is, you know, gonna right the world? You know what I mean? And they get politically active in either direction. Exactly. So I think that's kind of what he's doing. He's like making up for the fact that

what he's known for is kind of frivolous. But it's okay to be known for something frivolous. It's beautiful. This is not even political. This is just racist. Exactly. This is white nationalist neo-Nazi just racist. Exactly. This is white nationalist neo-Nazi talking points. That's my point. Let's separate.

People that do racist shit are not thinking, oh, I'm ruining my legacy. I think they're doing it because they're preserving their legacy or they're making a new legacy that they think is good.

They want to make a new one. They think that's it. Of course, it's heinous. I don't think we need to disclaim that this is racist. But my point is that racist people do things because of their legacy not to destroy it. You know what's funny? He doesn't think it's racist.

That's my point. He's like, it's data. That's my point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. He thinks he's doing something good for his legacy, which is stupid. This is like, to him, he's like. And it's just a poll.

Who did he poll? No, this is it. This is like, this is his like ice bath. You know the people that get in the ice bath? They're like, it's changed my life he's like you move away from black people it's just fucking phenomenal

so a fucking pole changed your life you got a stripper pole he's been going that way and now he's and then maybe even it's when you get enough money you don't stop caring

what people think now you start thinking okay I got the money now legacy yeah I think that makes sense if you were known for something frivolous, people want to do something more.

Because I think they go, oh, once I get money, they don't be happy, and then they get money and they're still not happy, and they're like, oh, once I get legacy, then I'll be happy. Once people respect me. People don't respect me. This is this guy, the Dilbert guy going, I'm really smart, and I'm thoughtful,

and I understand the world, and I'm sophisticated, and people think I'm just a little silly cartoonist comedian. I need to prove that I'm a sophisticated thinker. And it's just it's never enough it's just the bottomless pit yeah i'm sick of white grievance you know what i mean especially when white grievance is towards everybody it's the same shit with fucking uh kairi kairi is the same exact as things this guy it's like it's not good enough that he's just great at basketball and genius at basketball it's like i need to be a. I need to be a thinker.

I agree, but Kyrie's still black. So being that he's black, like there's actual room for real grief there. I see. You know what I mean? Like if you're a white male like that, like your grievance is just the fact that black people are complaining about this country. Everybody got their own grief, bro. I wouldn't take away grief from people. It's like, you don't know what somebody's family has gone through. You don't know what somebody's doing. This feels their own grief, bro. I wouldn't take away grief from people. It's like, you don't know what somebody's family

has been going through. You don't know what somebody's doing. This feels like grievance, though. Like, the stuff that he's doing, this is just like white grievance. Yeah, none of this makes sense. Yeah. What I'm just saying is

just because you're a white dude doesn't mean that you haven't been fucking molested. It doesn't mean that you haven't seen your dad get shot. You know, like, there's a lot of things that... But those are things we can relate on.

Say again? Those are things we can relate on. Those are things we can all relate to, right? If America's issues were just based on shit like that, it'd be different. But when America's issues are based on what we are, that we have no control of, like me being black or Alex being gay, or you know what I mean?

Akash being... You want me so bad, y'all. What? You want me so bad. No, I. What? You want me so bad. No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. There's things that we can't control, and that hinders certain people in America. And those people just don't want that to be anymore. But I will say there is room, I think, for white grievance.

Like in fucking trains in Ohio, I'm assuming that's a white town that is just spring. I don't think that's white grievance. America failed us. I know. I understand what white grievance. That's just grievance. America bailed us. I know. I understand what you're saying. It's like there is like historical implication for the treatment of black people so that grievance exists. Why does that have anything to do with the world being flat?

I don't know. That was Kyrie's first shit is the world is flat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You see what I'm saying? It's just like I need to prove to everybody that I'm not just a guy who plays basketball and dumb fucking sport. I'm smarter than that and here's the proof. And I'm smarter than that, and here's the proof. And I'm smarter than everyone because I'm on the shit that no one else. That nobody understands.

And listen, it is what you spoke to earlier, what Patrice was talking about. It's like you become jealous of your creation, and you don't think that your creation does justice to your intellect. So you need to prove how smart you are. I think Kanye is a better example than Kyrie. Kanye is a perfect example. Because Kyrie didn't even tell us what the issue was. You know what I'm saying? He just posted that book

with no context. And I guess he told us later he's finding himself and yada, yada, yada. But Kanye was on some like, no, I want to be like this group of people. This group of people gets to basically do whatever they want. That's his words. They get to do whatever they want. They get to move however they want. And I this group of people. This group of people gets to basically do whatever they want. That's his words. They get to do whatever they want.

They get to move however they want. And I'm jealous of that. I want that. So I'm going to shit on them. You know what I mean? To show my love for them, which is also quite strange. No, he had the greatest comeback of anybody. When he goes, I love Nazis.

And they go, you love Nazis? And there's only one way to come back from that. It's, I love everybody. And they go, you love Nazis? And there's only one way to come back from that. It's, I love everybody. That's the only way? The only way that you can justify saying the craziest thing ever? That's why I love everybody is some bullshit. Well, yeah, you don't love everybody. No, it's not possible.

You don't love AJ. No, they got cool. But he might love everybody. He didn't love Pete. Oh, he didn't love Pete? He didn't love Pete. Where was the love for Pete? He didn't love Pete. Why didn't you love Pete?'t love Pete where was the love for Pete he didn't love Pete

why didn't you love Pete where was this love when you were shitting on Pete all the goddamn time because you had to think of Pete's ten and a half inch penis damn nobody wants to think

about that shit how can you love the man with a ten and a half inch penis I'm thinking about it right now how can you love the woman you love yeah you might have added something bro

yeah I know last I heard it was you might have added something bro no with ten no with the reports that came in no you rounding up man do you know something you got inside info nah I never got inside info Last I heard, it was nine and a half. You might have added some, bro. I'm glad with 10. No, you're rounding up, man.

Do you know something you got inside info? No, I never got inside info. It's due to my guy Pete, though. But still, that's a great point. He just started loving everybody with the Nazis. That don't work, bro. It's very convenient that you start loving the Nazis. That don't work. That don't work.

It's like the all lives matter shit. It's like, oh, everybody's lives matter. And I stay on the same shit. That don't work. Everybody's life matter until that person does something to your child. Exactly. You know what I mean? Everybody's life matters. All lives matter until that person does something to your mom.

I think we can all agree that all lives don't matter. I think as a society, we agree on that. Yes. And some people show that in different ways. Terrorist lives don't matter. We take them out all the time. Murderer's lives. If you kill a cop, we give you a death penalty. By the way, if all lives matter, everybody would be against the death penalty. Exactly, and if people are for the death penalty, all lives do not matter.

Yeah. I mean, we know this. It's just a silly thing to even retort. But instead of accepting the fact these people are saying black lives matter because this country has historically shown them that black lives matter less than a lot of other people, instead of just acknowledging that fact, all lives matter because this country has historically shown them that black lives matter less than a lot of other people. Instead of just acknowledging that fact,

your whole lives matter. You don't believe that. Yeah. Most lives matter. Some. He's at 50-50. And it's all subjective. It's like a Thanos over here.

More than 51% of lives matter? I don't know, bro. You don't think? God damn. You gotta go around. I gotta have more. I don't know. You think? don't think? You gotta go around. I gotta have more. I don't know. You think?

I can see where Thanos was coming from. No, no, I see it as well. It was, yes. Thanos should have been more selective, though. I don't want you just randomly,

you know what I mean? Remember at the end when he said, at the end of Endgame, when he was like, the only mistake I made was everybody remembers who left.

When I do it this time, I'm gonna make sure y'all forget and never knew they were here. Oh, oh, oh. That sounded like the best solution. One of the greatest lines in movie history.

He says, as long as there are people who knew what was, they'll never embrace what can be. And he said, this time I'm getting rid of all you motherfuckers. That's basically what he said. He learned to err in his ways. I'm getting rid of your memory,

which is, then I was like, this guy got a great idea. Yeah. So you wouldn't do random? Nah, gotta be selective. What's your selection process? A lot, it'd be more like Frailty.

You ever seen Frailty? No. One of my favorite movies. Y'all should all watch Frailty. Frailty is about two brothers whose father is a serial killer. But, see, I'll be giving the movie away, but for us, it's such an old classic.

You should watch it anyway. He's a serial killer, but the reason he's a serial killer is because he can touch you and see the foul shit that you've done. Oh, that's fire. You know what I'm saying? So the people he's killing

are actually child molesters, people who've killed their moms and got away with it. Dexter. Yes, you know what I mean? And so the other son can also see, you know, he has the same vision. So the whole movie,

you're thinking these two motherfuckers are just crazy, and this one son is the good son because he's not going along with it. But he just can't see the shit that they're doing. He just can't see the shit. That's right. So I would have to have something like that

where I can actually see what, you know, people have done. But then again, that's like defeating the whole purpose of God because that's the other part of frailty

that's, when I think about it as I get older, frailty was about religion. These people believed in God, but then you're taking away the whole aspect of forgiveness like that, right? Well, that God

might not forgive and maybe God gave them the ability to see these things so they could handle the situation. That's true too. I mean, you know, we have all these conversations about Taking away free will, though, which God gave you. That's true. That's true, too. I mean, you know, we have all these conversations about forgiveness, but how do we know if God really forgives?

The Bible's shown us some things. You know what I mean? He flooded the earth. That was Old Testament, right? People like, come on, man. The LeBron James Version. How are you going to make a LeBron James Version of the Bible? If these things happen, they happen, bro.

You know what I mean? Like, you can't change history. Like, how all of a sudden you change history to New Testament? If the story was the story, how can I change it just because I don't like the way the story was originally written? You know what I mean? He sent his son. That was it. Now we got it.

He killed his son. Frailty, bro. Just go with the wow, Joe. He killed his only son. Frailty, bro. Just show us some wow, yo. They killed his only son. Think about that. God sent his only begotten son to save a world that needed saving, and they killed him and sent him back to God.

Clearly, we don't want y'all help no more. Think about that. And what was their punishment? This. We've been on our own ever since. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. I've kind of liked it. I've been ignoring them ever since.

Like, God, God, do your thing, man. Y'all figure it out. I mean, I don't know. Is it that much of a punishment? It seemed like they were getting punished way before. Did God get jealous

of his creation, bro? Ooh. Is God Dilbert? Ooh. I'm joking, bro. I'm joking. You gotta watch out, man. I hypothesized.

Oh, my God, bro. That's wild. Mark said, I'm joking, bro. I'm joking. You gotta watch out. Hypothesize. That's wild. Mark said, I'm joking. I am joking. He knows your heart. He knows your heart. Yeah, but I wonder... I wonder with that, though.

Like, we... Man killed his one son. Take a couple years off, Mark. Man killed his own son. Take a couple years off, Mark. Has the world gotten worse? I mean that. If you look at Old Testament versus new. Objectively better. It's like with Japan and the nukes.

Is it objectively better? It's like it just got better. I don't know, bro. It depends. On? I don't know. Life before, right? Before we killed his son.

Are you talking about quality of life or piety? He flooded it on purpose. Quality of life. Even piety. She flooded it on purpose. One combo. She flooded it on purpose, though. You were saying that life, did life get better, but she flooded flooded it on purpose, though. You said the flood.

You were saying that life, did life get better, but she flooded the earth on purpose. What I'm saying is God was punishing us way more before we killed this kid. It's almost like we taught him a lesson. It's like, yo, how do we know we're not getting punished now? You're a millionaire. I'm just one person. Like, think about the things that are happening all around the world. Like, you just had an earthquake that killed how many people?

Yeah. You know what I mean? But they just had a flood that killed everybody. I don't know if they killed everybody. What was the life expectancy? Some of the books said it killed everybody. Literally, that's what the books, if we're taking the books seriously. That story is a little.

Now you're picking and choosing. I am, but that's the problem. I'm picking and choosing. That story is a little crazy, yo. Why is it crazy? Animals. Every animal. You know what I'm saying?

Every animal that they knew back in the day was 10. If you lived in a two-mile area. I'll be honest. If they made a movie about it, you'd watch the shit out of that. Three big animals on a boat just all floating around the ocean. You would love that movie. That man is going to be getting fucked in this era, bro. Why you look at me?

Why you look at me to co-sign your country ass? You from the country, bro. I'm from the city. There'll be a lot of sheep on that boat, bro. All right, sheep. All right. Now you talking to me. Now you sneaking my life.

That story just seems a little kind of, I agree with the overall premise of it. You know what I mean? I think a dude brought his farm animals onto the boat, and then the story just got more and more exaggerated. It got a little exaggerated.

That said, if you knew the flood was coming, if you knew the flood was coming, boom, you put all the farm animals on. Yeah.

And you don't, God damn, look at them cheeks, bro. You ever seen these videos? Look at them cheeks, bro. Of course I've seen them.

Come on, man. This is my people. My people figured this shit out. That's Mark right there in the middle, bro. That's not Mark. Jesus,

wait, who's the shepherd? Jesus is the shepherd. Jesus was the shepherd That's not Mark. That's Jesus. Wait, wait, wait. Who's the shepherd? Jesus is the shepherd. Jesus was the shepherd? Well, not literally, but yeah. I see it. You know what's crazy?

Yo, it's the reason. Imagine your flock look like that. It's the reason shepherds leave from behind. Damn right. You know what I'm saying? Damn right. People don't ever think about that, yo. Come on now.

You look at that. This away. This away. That's distracting. No, it is distracting. You think Jesus only had 12 disciples? You think they just caked up like that?

There's some side disciples for sure. And I believe in the story of the flood. It just, you know. A flood happened. A flood definitely happened. It happened.

I think the reasoning it happened happened. You know, I just think some of the details got a little... You know what I mean? Yes, the details It's just the animal thing.

Like, you really gonna bring all the animals, bro? He had. But he also didn't have to bring the sea animals. That's a good point. Exactly. So they didn't have to go on the boats. Or the flying animals.

They were good. So it's really only like a couple animals. Sheep. Giraffes. I don't even think there was giraffes. No, that was horse. Horse became giraffe later. Local land animals.

That's not that many. Bro, what would you take with you if you knew the flood was coming? That shit could have been food, though. We don't think about that shit. That shit could have been food, yo. You know what I mean? I like that they say 40 days and 40 nights. We know the nights are there, bro. You don't gotta say the nights.

That sounds way better, though. That shit only makes sense on vacation. 40 days. It only makes sense on vacation. You know when you're getting a little exclusive? No, when they say like seven days, six nights. You know what I mean? Because you might fly out during the day. That's the only time that shit makes sense.

That's actually a good point. That makes sense. All I'm trying to say is that God was punishing us. I think God was like, Jesus, I think Jesus was bothering God. I think he might have sent him down here. Like it was like a scared straight. You're grounded for 32 years. Jesus was probably complaining all the time, right?

And being a little pain in the ass up there. And God was like, we're going to see if you like it down there. God probably was like, I'm telling you, there's no hope for them. You know what I mean? No, there's no hope for Jesus. You're saying it was like a charter school. Exactly. He punished him.

It's like a little mermaid. It's like, oh, you think land is nice? No. What if Jesus was an ally? You know what I'm saying? Who was up, up, up. Can you just go with my fucking answer? I want that too. He can't improv for shit. What if Jesus was an ally?

No ands. What if Jesus was an ally and he was up there and wanted to do something? Our ally? Yes, humans. He was a good white person. That's right. And he was a hell of a minority. Clearly Mexican.

Clearly Mexican. 100%. Name Jesus. Carpenter. Daddy was a carpenter. He was the carpenter. His daddy was God. Mom, easily fertile.

You know what I mean? Without syrup? Come on, man. That motherfucker Mexican is out, bro. Jesus, bro. Only. Jesus, bro. Okay, go on. So. Only. Hey, Seuss, bro. Hey, Seuss.

Okay, go on. Go on. Hey, Seuss. So he's up there with God. He wants to do something. God sends him down to this impossible task. Yes. You know what I mean?

Okay. I'm with you. You see what they did to Jesus? Yep. Only to have to go back to God and for Dad to say, I told you. Or for Mom to say, I told you. And now his dad's like, you just got to escape. Just get away from me.

His dad is like Dilbert. Yeah, exactly. You just got to get away. You just got to get away. You just got to get away. There's no hope for these people. And Jesus still came back. Wait, did he come back three days later? Well, he was kind of still hanging with us.

He went to hell and then came back, saw Thomas. That was just a flex. Yeah, but when he came back, then what happened? It was a flex. And then that's when he went up. Like he just flew up? That's when he became immortal, bro. What do you mean?

That's why we wear him on chains. That's why he's the star of all the holidays. I think Alex is asking mode of transportation back to heaven. Yeah, I don't know what the literal vessel was. I think he might have ascended. Electric car. You think it was electric? I don't preach it. DeLorean. Might have been DeLorean actually. I don't know. I feel a little guilty talking shit

about Jesus like that. We're not talking shit about Jesus. We're trying to figure this out. This is how the Bible was written. Just like this. You know what I mean? The Bible was written just like this, bro. He'd be the worst person to write the fucking Bible.

He'd be the worst, bro. That's why he's Jehovah's Witness, bro. He's the King James of this country. The Bible's a wild book, yo. Is Jehovah's Witness like the nation of Islam

of Christianity? Nah, the Bible, Jehovah's Witness is all Christianity. It's all based off the Bible. No, but did you guys take your own thing Jehovah's Witness is all Christianity. It's all based off the Bible. No, but did you guys take your own thing and go with it? No, it's literally all based off the Bible. Like, literally?

Yeah. They take it all very literally. It's all straight. They follow the Bible to a T. Why no birthdays? Because there's something in the Bible where something happened on somebody's birthday. It's considered, I don't want to say pagan. Oh, I thought you just can't celebrate anyone except God.

I don't. I don't. You can't accept blood as donations or something. It's like a lot of stuff. It's like, it's strict. I just know Cain, Adam was the first man,

allegedly. Eve was the first woman, allegedly. They had Cain and Abel. And then Cain killed Abel and went off and found a wife. Yep. And the Bible just leaves

that plot hole wide open. Yeah. They don't even fill us in on what happened. Maybe we got to count Adam's ribs. Oh. Nah, it's only one way to fuck a rib, bro. No, you make a... Yo, you the worst improviser ever.

What you mean? This guy. What you mean? This guy's the worst improviser ever. What you mean? He's from the South, bro. He loves ribs. I know, bro. I'm ever seen. That's what you mean. He's from the South, bro. He loves rib. I know, bro.

I'm just here to win way to fuck a rib. I didn't make Eve, bro. God made Eve. No, I'm his rib. Y'all believe that shit? Jehovah's Witness is crazy. Jehovah's Witness is crazy. These are crazy people right here, bro.

He's like, I believe the book. I don't believe that book. That was crazy. That's wild, bro. You believe a figurine got off a fucking tractor and was having fun with you as a child, but you don't believe that Adam could make Eve out of a rib, bro? What is your fucking belief system? You believe that you were a team wolf.

You believe you were a team wolf for a little bit, bro. And then he murdered the farmer. That's crazy. Yeah, you threw the farmer in a fire. That's wild, yo. You're wild. Women are made out of ribs. Yes.

That's crazy to think about, bro. What's so crazy about it? It's just crazy to think about. Why is it crazy? I'm surprised more women don't push back on that, yo. You don't think that's a metaphor? That's where objectification started. Wait, why?

You made from a rib? Yeah. Not that God took his time with you to craft you like he did man. He just took a goddamn rib. We don't even care about ribs. Oh, wow. Women are actually

made out of men. We do care about them. There's a lot of parts of our body that we care about more than ribs, bro. Yeah. You know what I mean?

What if you took part of the dick and then made more? That'd make more sense. But then it'd be kind of gay. Do you think if women were made out of ribs, black people would eat them out more?

Whoa. We eat pussy, bro. What are you talking about? It's select groups of blacks that don't eat it. No, that's not true. Jamaicans. That's not true. That's a lie.

They'd be lying. Yeah, they'd be lying their ass off, bro. Oh, really? Yeah, they'd be lying their ass off. Really? Yeah, they'd be lying. On some mafia shit? On some Tony's Apology shit?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting. We don't talk about this, but. But it happens. It would make more sense if they were made out of foreskin. No, because you don't want to fuck dick. Yeah, then it's gay. Then if you bang a girl, it's actually banging a dick.

I mean, if you just planted your foreskin and then a woman grew, you're not going to fuck your dick? Technically, if I was to take my penis right now and stick it in one of y'all ribs, Cage, that would be extremely gay. Technically, we're fucking ribs, bro. Exactly. Put your fingers up. How the heck am I just saying something real? Bitch, you're like... I'm saying something real.

Listen, fellas. Bro, so technically... He's like, who's going yes and with me right now? No means no. No means no. Technically, we fucking ribbed, bro. No, no, no. Yes, bro.

No, no, no. You're fucking a man's rib. Yeah, that's what a woman is. Every woman comes from half man. Did you know that? Every woman is half man. We're all half man, half woman. Both of our wives

Are half man I noticed Half amazing But that's why It messes right Cause a woman can be Half man Half woman

A guy can be Half man Half woman And we just fuck each other Yeah You know what I mean So then maybe gender Is a construct

We're already half man Half woman Gender is definitely A construct Just cause of the words The words are named Like we made up The name of the words

And woman is a construct Of a rib A rib Yeah She's constructed A man's rib Literally It's definitely a construct just because of the words. The words are named. Like, we made up the name of the words. And a woman is a construct. Of a rib. A rib. Yeah. She's constructed out of a rib. Dude, and imagine, bro. Bro.

Dude, do you think that different ribs make different women? Oh. Do you think, like, the big ribs make a... Yeah. I saw that girl be big bones. That's what big bones mean. Bro, what does fucking the McRib make? Yeah, I'm just... Dude, did does fucking the McRib mean? Dude, did you bury a McRib in the Garden of Eden?

Or whatever that thing is? The Garden of Eden? What's the name of that shit? What is the Garden of Eden? Bury a McRib in the Garden of Eden What happened to that? That's a bad bitch right there That is, bro What comes out?

That's a Lori Harvey right there If you bury a McRib in the Garden of Eden. That's a Lori Harvey. You think that's a Lori Harvey? What about a Bernice Burgos? That's what I was thinking, Bernice. Bernice comes sprouting out. That's what I was thinking about Bernice, bro.

Dude. She still got it, too. Hell yeah. She ain't never lost it, bro. Smooth to Bernice. Bernice need to build a statue of Bernice in New Jersey, bro. Too bad? Yes, man.

Really? They need to build a statue of Bernice Burgos in New Jersey. Yeah, they do. Bernice won at life, bro. Do they? Yes, man. Really? They need to build a statue of Bernice Burgos in New Jersey. Yeah, they do. Bernice won at life, bro. Yes, she did. How many ribs do you think it took to make her? I don't think that's one rib, bro.

You don't think so? No, I think some of these women are made of multiple ribs, bro. Multiple man ribs. Is it only human ribs? Say again? Only human ribs? Or like dinosaur ribs?

That doesn't count? Ooh. No, it was man ribs. I think it's human. We got two ribs that we don't need. There's like two hanging ones that you can take out and you don't need them. And you know what's crazy? What can you do?

Maybe this is a metaphor for this. What can you do once you take out your bottom ribs? Suck your own dick. Maybe that's what God is. Do you know what I mean? Maybe. Oh, shit. God, the woman is a metaphor.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remove these to make somebody that could do that. Yeah, women need to read the Bible. Ah, okay. Women need to read the Bible. They do read the Bible. Especially once they get married. Yeah, that's facts, though.

I'm surprised more women don't push back on the we were just made out of ribs thing, though. Why? That sounds crazy. Well, we were made out of dirt. That's not much better. I'd rather be made out of ribs than dirt. Yeah, but think about all the things that grow from dirt. Nothing grows from ribs. Nothing grows from ribs.

Everything grows from dirt. Everything. Everything starts from dirt. You know what I'm saying? Like, nothing grows from ribs. And what about those two ribs that we don't need no more that Alex was just talking about? Well, I still want my ribs. I don't want to be growing bitches. My wife would be furious if I just

started planting ribs and then women are walking around my apartment, that'd be a dangerous situation, Charlie. And you can suck your own dick now. How am I gonna get

any work done? I'm so glad we can't do that. Suck our own dicks? That's crazy, yo. You can't play the flute? Nah, bro. That's wild.

I like masturbating, but sucking your own dick would be nuts, bro. You would much rather your dad catch you masturbating than trying to suck your own dick. That's crazy. Would be even worse? You catching your dad. You would much rather your dad catch you masturbating and trying to suck the oil out of your ass. Nah, that's crazy.

Would it be even worse? You catching your dad. You know what I mean? You walk in, you say, hey, you don't know it's like being married. Don't judge me. Your mama don't do it no more. Bro. As you're walking in on your dad sucking his own dick, your mom

just getting dressed like this motherfucker. Your dad call you a one-man gay slur. What's that? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that? Whoa, what's that? Huh? Huh?

Nothing. What would that be? I'm just trying to play football with your dad and be like, yeah, get over here. Yeah, I'm throwing you around. For real?

Oh my God, man. You got mad at me watching TV one time. You're over here sucking your own dick. That's actually the thing that's interesting. Jerking off is not gay,

but sucking your own dick feels gay. Jerking off and looking in the mirror is gay. Bro. Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something? That is...

That's wild, bro. Nah, he's on to something, bro. That's wild, bro. He's on to something, bro. You're either an extreme narcissist or you are, like, gay. No, but for real, jerking off in the mirror,

that seems a little bit... That's wild, bro. You bugging. You bugging. You wilding out. Because you're just watching some dude jerk off. Nah, youking off in the mirror, that seems a little bit... That's wild, bro. You bugging. You bugging. You wilding out. Because you're just watching some dude jerk off. And by the way,

I'm not against it, but it is wild. That's some, like, narcissistic... What about watching yourself have sex in the mirror? That's not gay. But you're watching a dude fang your wife.

You are watching yourself have sex. I love mirrors when you're having sex, though. Shit. Why? You cuck it. I just do. I don't know why. You just want to see a black dude

fucking your wife? I like it. I like mirrors. I like mirrors. Is that because we have a cuckold fetish? We're like, who's that fucking my wife? No. I think because you get to see angles.

No. No. No. What'm not talking about that. No? No. You think about no at all? Well, what about yes? Like, what if you disguise it? What if you disguise it? What if you just put, like,

a mask on so you don't know it's you? Oh. Nah, that's crazy. Why is that crazy? That's wild. Like, why? So your wife can get

some pleasure in life. Nah, I can see, I can see, I can see, I can see white guys doing that with blackface. Ooh! Can you blackface cuck yourself? But you gotta do your whole body. Can you blackface and black dick?

You go all black everything. You gotta put on one of them Kanye outfits. You gotta put on the skims. And then you gotta fuck yourself. You gotta have sex with your wife, and then you got cucked. Is that racist? Can you get a pass cocked. I can see you do that. Is that racist?

Can you get a pass for that? What? If you do full body blackface and black dick just to give your wife pleasure from a black man in the mirror? First of all, if you did that, why would you tell anybody? If it got leaked. I'm not going to. Why would it get? Who's going to tell?

Because black people be telling, bro. These black people be snitching. Okay? Gonna. You know what I'm saying? So while you're in blackface, you might snitch. Is that what you're saying? That's what I'm saying. Who is going to in blackface You might snitch Is that what you're saying? That's what I'm saying

Who's gonna tell? Like nobody's gonna tell Like why would you say Why would you tell anybody then? Nah, your wife's gonna tell Your wife might tell Why would she? Maybe you're divorced

Okay, y'all got divorced Not even divorced Brag and be like I caught some black dick Last night, she was crazy They're like, what? You cheated on your husband? Yeah, no, not exactly

Damn Yeah He just dressed up I think it depends how racist the blackface is. Like, he gives himself super big lips or some shit, and now it's like... That's wild. That's wild.

That's why even Ben Stiller, that apologizing for Tropic Thunder, like, I don't have an issue with that because I never looked at them as trying to be black. What? Keep going. I never thought they were trying to be black in Tropic Thunder.

I thought they just had tans. Yes, and? I thought blackface is when you're pretending to be black. That's what the original minstrel shows were. That's what he's doing in the movie. He's playing a black man. He got surgery to look black, and then he's acting black. I never saw Tropic Thunder.

Never saw it. Clip it. I never saw it. I never saw Tropic Thunder. You've got to see a scene, saw it. I never saw Tropic Thunder. You've got to see a scene, man. Clip it. I've never seen Tropic Thunder in my life.

I actually thought it was Robert Downey Jr. that had the... It was. It was. It was his movie. He directed it and was like... Oh!

You're a genius, bro. Your ability to have an incredibly passionate opinion about something you know nothing about... I had no idea. So he was pretending to be black.

We gotta probably be a method actor. Let's just watch it. Basically, yeah, the character's like, oh, I'm a method actor. Just let him watch it. Can we go to the beginning?

Bust retarded. Oh, go back. Go back. Handicapped people, y'all gotta get in on this too now. Everybody knows you never go full retard.

Yo, I've never seen Tropic Thunder. I've never seen Tropic Thunder either ever've never seen Tropic Thunder in my life. The Ben Stiller character played a character that was fully retarded.

Oh, that guy right there was supposed to be in another movie. Okay. The movie's about the making of a movie. Yeah. And they're making fun

of all these Hollywood tropes, really, like how far actors will go to get into character and take roles from people who should actually play them. Oh, so it makes sense for Robert Downey Jr. to be playing a black man in the movie. Exactly, yes. But people are still upset just because he is in blackface.

Even though they're making fun of an actor that would wear blackface. I don't... But Ben Stiller's like, I'm not going to apologize for the movie anymore. Why would you apologize for a movie that was the kind of movie that it's supposed to be? It's like Jenga. No one makes Leo apologize's supposed to be. It's like Jenga. Like, no one makes Leo apologize for saying that word.

It's a period piece. In his tweet, he said, I'd never apologize for making the movie. I think he apologized one time because of the retard stuff

because Sean White, the snowboarder, I think, went as like a simple Jack character for Halloween and then that was kind of offensive

so he just apologized and was like, yo, no offense to Sean or whatever. I'll apologize whoever was offended but he just apologized and was like, yo, no offense to Sean or whatever, I'll apologize to whoever was offended. But he never apologized for the blackface, or even really the playing of that, because it's all making fun of the industry. Not making fun of the

people, the minorities. It's making fun of the industry. It's making fun of actors that would go this far to get an award. And the never-go-full-retard thing is making fun of like, we want to see people who we think are mentally, who look mentally challenged, but not really. Like they would never hire an actual autistic person to play those roles. Yeah.

I get it. Yeah, but people are still upset because they don't want to think about the whole context of it. And then he said, someone said, some guy tweeted him like, you need to stop apologizing for this movie. I loved it. And then he responded. He's like, I never apologized for the movie. I'm very proud of it. And just to be clear, we were making fun of the actors, not the industry, basically.

Long and short of it. I'm just glad that Robert Downey Jr. came up. Because he came a long way from that shit to be Iron Man, bro. This is after Iron Man. Tropic Thunder is after Iron Man? Really? He said on an interview, I had done Iron Man. And then this movie came, and I knew it was tricky,

but I trusted Ben Stiller, something like I trusted his intention. I knew what he was trying to do. So I was like, this could be fun. Let's do it. And he said in hindsight, I think he said something like in hindsight. I know he did Sherlock Holmes after Iron Man. On his thing, he said I had done the first Iron Man. Oh, no, you're right.

That shit came out a few months after Iron Man. Oh, wow. Jesus Christ, Iron Man. Yeah, May 2008 was Iron Man. Tropic Thunder was August 2008. That shit came out a few months after Iron Man. Oh, wow. Jesus Christ, Iron Man. Yeah, May 2008 was Iron Man. Tropic Thunder was August 2008. That's ballsy, bro. I mean, not really if the movie's already shot. And then they probably wasn't even thinking about putting Tropic Thunder out until they saw the success of Iron Man.

They're like, shit, let's throw this shit out. That's the other thing. Iron Man is, they don't know it's going to be a mega success. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, this is truly pre-cancel culture. Even though you weren't supposed to do blackface, I think it was edgy, but people, I think, saw what he was trying to do back then. I don't think that's blackface. No, I lie, I lie.

That right there is actually blackface. Yeah. Because he's pretending to be a black character. But a lot of the stuff that they said was, well, I'm lying. I was about to say stuff like Chris Rock, when Fallon did Chris Rock. I don't know if that was, he's pretending to be Chris Rock, so I guess that is blackface, I guess.

I don't know. But you're referencing the minstrel show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're referencing, and which is way different. Yeah, than actually, I don't know.

Than actually painting your skin black to look like a specific black person. I don't think you can win. Even if he didn't paint his skin black and still was pretending

to be Chris Rock, I think he'd still get flack. I don't think so. You don't think so? I don't think so can win. Even if he didn't paint his skin black and still was pretending to be Chris Rock, I think he'd still get flack. I don't think so. You don't think so? I don't think so. If he dressed like him and then did the accent or did the act out and did all the things. Frank Caliendo pretends to be Charles Barkley.

He just does the voice, I think. I don't think he does the face. I don't think. And so people aren't offended by it. Yeah. It's just like the raw history with minstrel shows. Anytime someone puts black on their body, people just tense up and go, oh, that's bad.

Even if it doesn't perfectly logically make sense, it's just because it's attached to such a traumatic history. People are just like, don't touch it. I get it. Even, yeah, even though those characters are trying to make fun of black people in general, right? Yeah, exactly. Whereas this is specifically being a black person

or dressing up as Chris Rock as a black person or dressing up as Kobe and looking as a black person. When Kimmel did Karl Malone. Kimmel did Karl Malone, right? But even with that, I was thinking about that one, but it's like, yo, was he actually trying to do blackface? No, he's trying to do Karl Malone. Karl Malone.

You know what I mean? Which, look, there's the distinction. Like, if you're dressing up as, let's say, for example, you do a stereotypical black person outfit that isn't a person that we know. Yeah. That, to me, regardless if it's back in the day or now, you could be like, oh, this is blackface. You're just trying to use this as an opportunity to make fun of all the black stereotypes, right? Yeah. But if you're being Chris Rock or you're being Carl Malone or you're being something like that, you could show that there is

a distinction there because you're going after one specific person, right? That being said, anybody triggered by blackface is going to be triggered by that as well. Yeah, technically it is blackface.

Not that I think about it, though. It's all blackface. Yeah, it's blackface because it's a white person pretending to be a black person. That's essentially what the minstrel show was. It was white actors

putting blackface on. But they weren't pretending to be black people. They were pretending to be a black person. That's essentially what the minstrel show was. It was white actors putting black face on. But they weren't pretending to be black people. They were pretending to be the worst stereotypes of black people. But that's how they saw black people.

The intentions of the things are different, but they look similar. Yeah. So if you pretend to be the best stereotypes of a black person, is it still offensive?

Depends. Depends. Like if you go as Oprah, is it offensive? You're going as a billionaire. What Oprah? Ooh Like if you go as Oprah, is it offensive? You're going as a billionaire. What Oprah? Ooh. If you do 1900 Oprah, 1990s Oprah, and you put on like a fat suit, you know what I mean?

You know, you do your hair a certain way that might come off kind of like you know you're looking, you could look like you're making fun of her. You know what I mean? It just depends what Oprah. And do you have to do the black skin to be Oprah. You know what I mean? It just depends what Oprah. And do you have to do the black skin to be Oprah? You know? I mean... It kind of helps.

Yeah. I don't know. Is Oprah somebody that's defined by skin color? Is there a way to show people that I'm Oprah? It clears it up. Like if there's an Asian girl

dressing as Oprah, it clears it up. If you're a white girl dressing as Oprah, and it's just like a wig, you just kind of look like the nanny, I think. Yeah.

I guess you would have to wear like a signature Oprah outfit. Like, you'd have to wear Oprah when she revealed how skinny she was for the first time. Yeah. With the black shirt,

the jeans, like, people remember that. If you wear J-Lo's outfit from the MTV Awards or the Grammys or whatever that one was, that four-word, like, we're going to know

you, J-Lo. Easy, easy, easy. Absolutely. They need to bring back that show with Ice Cube. No, for real. That's an iconic Oprah picture. You got to have the wagon with you.

If you got the wagon with you and I guess that's how much weight she lost in the wagon. Exactly. So everybody's going to know. Yeah. Remember that show they used to swap the families?

That shit was crazy. That was crazy. Different strokes? No, they were like, they put white people in blackface and black people in whiteface. I don't remember that. And then the wife and husband,

they would just swap and then live with the other family for like a week. Oh, wait, was those two different shows? There was a show where they actually painted white people as black. Yeah, black and white, where they make the families trade races and then live in societies of different races and then reflect on their experience. Oh, that's the one I'm thinking about, yeah. Yeah, black and white, where they make the families trade races and then live in societies of different races and then reflect on their experience.

Yeah. Oh, that's the one I'm thinking about, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I ask you a question? This is different. Somebody had a joke about this, I forget what it was,

but the conception was really funny because they're like, of course the white people who have the black face on are like, man, it's so hard being black. People look at you crazy

and it's like, yeah, because they're looking at you walk around the mall in blackface. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. They're not looking at you crazy and it's like, yeah, because they're looking at you walk around the mall in blackface. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. They're not looking at you

as a black person. Word up. Like, what fucking lunatic is walking around? And nowadays, you got to think to yourself, okay, is that like war paint this person is wearing?

Like, what is this guy about to do in this motherfucking mall? Like, for real. That's what I'm saying. You really got to think about shit like that. So why do y'all talk so long?

I just want to know. I want to know for podcast purposes. You talk four and a half hours a day. There's a lot of breaks in between that, though. You need a break? You need to go pee? I'm just saying I want to know, is there an algorithm thing?

We just like hanging, man. We don't have children. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't have tons of businesses that we have to look after. I'm just wondering. I'm like, why? Because it's fun when you hang out with your friends

and you're like, man, I got to go home. Y'all don't even break this up in parts? Y'all just put this shit out like this? Y'all just drop this shit like two-hour extravaganza. He's been waiting two hours to say this. Two hours? No, I didn't realize

how long. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm looking at that clock. I'm like, is that how long we've been talking or is that the time? How long have we been talking? About that time.

Wait, what? About an hour 55. Two 25. Damn, brother. God damn, yo. That is, they're going to really think I'm on flagrant now This is crazy

Jesus Christ Shout out to Maino too man Okay See this is why we go long Yeah Keep on bringing stuff up What happened with Maino Maino choked out

A TikToker Yeah I just want to know Have you seen the video Oh it's awesome No it's really good. It's really good. Hold on one second. This is really good. You got to understand, and I could have, you know,

Jay-Z had a line once and he was like, I don't know why your advisors didn't forewarn you. This is why you need old men for counsel and young men for war, because I could have told that young man who not to play with. So this is a dude that, like, will antagonize people, like, on the street doing, like, doing little things.

First of all, this is when he should have stopped. You see how Meno put his hand on his shoulder? Pause that for a second, Mark. When Meno put his hand on his shoulder and gave him a little rub, like, hey, now you just chatting. You know what I'm saying? He's letting them know. Now it's time for you to relax. Because now I got my guard up.

The next thing you do, I'm going to take it as a threat and you're going to get choked the fuck out. And for whatever reason, why was this his next thing to say? This is crazy. How badly, right? You think I can like beat your ass? Like why?

Like why? First of all, why would you say that to anybody? But why would you say that to Maino? These young kids, man. You don't know none of Maino's history, bro?

So this is a vertical video that someone posted on their story. Look. He just chokeslammed him and just held him on the bar, just talked his shit. It was crazy. Mano is an OG from Brooklyn.

Mano did not survive 10 years in prison, survived the mean streets of Brooklyn in the 1900s, to be playing with no TikTok or YouTuber. Yeah. And why is your line, how fast do you think I could beat your ass? That's a threat. But I think that either I've seen another kid do this or he does this and it's the same kind of line. Stop doing that.

You will get killed. On a scale of one to ten how bad can I beat you up? You say it to me I'd be like nine. Don't do it to nobody. He could do that to a random person in a grocery store. This is what I like about what Maino did is that he knows the guy's not going to try to beat him up. He understands the

jig. The jig is just a TikTok, right? But the point of the TikTok is to kind of make the person being interviewed look pussy. So he's like, you're trying to make me look pussy and you have it on video so I have to demonstrate in some way I'm not pussy.

Let me tell you something about Maino. And Maino is an evolved person. He's evolved a lot. When I first moved up here in 2006, I learned quite quickly. How not pussy Maino was. It's not that. You shouldn't even be saying those words and Maino in the same sentence. I heard some of those stories.

And you know what Maino used to call it? And it's so funny because this is what he administered here. Discipline. Okay, what's the story? That's what Maino would say. Maino was like, if you'd be like, yo, Maino, fuck you. No, no, no. I administered discipline.

I love it. And that's what he did just now. Are there stories you can tell or no? I mean, it's stuff that people know. I mean, Google it. Like, it's not like a lot of this stuff is not like hidden. Like, you can Google Maino slap such and such or Mano beat up such and such. Like, it's a million of them.

Okay, while Mark looks that up, has anybody tried to intimidate you with these rappers? This guy Mano put Marine. I mean, Mark put Marine discipline. I got the Charlamagne Google extension, okay? I just Googled it how you said it. No, this is, yeah, there's like. Mano, I disciplined. Who did you say? Trinidad James on DJ Black. it. No, this is, there's like, Mano, I disciplined. Who did you say?

Trinidad James on DJ Vlad. He's like, another one, what's the other one? Young Bergie, Mr. Being Slapped by Mano. Mano recalls, yeah, he just like,

he slaps everyone. It's crazy. Yeah, I could have told this guy that wasn't going to end well for you. You got to know who to play with. But I think this is the ending he wanted. Exactly.

I don't believe that. I don't believe that, yo. I don't believe that. I don't believe that, yo. I don't believe that. And if these are the endings y'all want, please remember, y'all not, this is not MTV jackass. Those guys were getting

paid millions of dollars, okay, to put themselves in harm's way. Y'all doing this shit for some fucking likes and retweets? Nah, bro.

And you know what this also does? This shows Maynard done set the precedent now. Oh, This shows Maynard done set the precedent now. Oh, yeah. Maynard done set the precedent. Oh, so this is like the Will Smith thing. Maynard done set the precedent. That's right. Maynard done set the precedent.

Try to play me, you get choked. That's right. Now I gotta fuck one of you TikTokers and YouTube was up. Was that considered self-defense, though? Absolutely self-defense. It was a threat. I mean, the guy goes, what happens if I beat your ass? Absolute threat. This is a different trend that happened a few years ago.

I just want to bring it up, but it accidentally played super loud. This is a guy that would go, Oh, this is hilarious. So this is similar. I don't know if you've ever seen this, but this is a guy who would go and antagonize people

and try to fight them in the hood. And this is what would happen. Just play it. This is the one. This one right here. This one right here. This one is fire. This one. This is the one, bro.

This is the one, bro. That's hilarious, man. Can you pull up these guys? Oh, my God. Man, that is funny as shit. Idiots. Top-notch idiots. These kids are fucking crazy.

They go up to people. They try to start some shit. Yeah, I've seen that. And then right before they're about to get fucked up, then they tell them, yo, there's a prank. That's why you gotta leave

people to fuck alone, yo. People have pulled out guns on them. You're trying to get checked. What the fuck? You looking at that dog? Then they tell them yours the prank. That's why you gotta leave people fuck alone. You will have pulled out guns on Why don't you want to fight you talk about He brings out a scrapbook. Bro, I didn't know getting into fights was that easy. I didn't know all you had to do was go to someone and say,

hey, do you want to fight right now? And he'd be like, sure. That's not what they're saying, though, Mark. The guy's like, I'll fuck you up, boy. You want to get beat up? You know what I'm saying? That's different. I just didn't know it was that easy to fight. I had never really been in a fight before.

Yeah, it's that easy. You also have to pick the right people. I guess, yeah. You got to pick people that want to fight. We're downtown LA half in a fight before. Yeah, it's that easy. You also have to pick the right people. I guess, yeah. You got to pick people that want to fight. Downtown LA half the time. Yeah. You don't find people. But it's just insane.

But I'm like, yeah, to this end, yeah, people want to pick fights and get reactions out of people for views. And views is the currency. So if I can go up to Maino and say some crazy shit just to get him to choke me out, we're talking about him. You're talking about him. If I'm Maino, I'm suing. Straight up. Suing for what? Emotional distress.

Because what's going to happen is that dude might try to jump out the window and do a lawsuit on Maino. You think Maino is going to sue someone? Man, he needs to because that's the type of era we live in. Somebody will do some shit like that to you, get that reaction out of you, and then sue you. I think we're going to get to the point where you need to sign a whatever the fuck to do these videos. I thought you had to do that now. Like, everybody on this video can sue those guys.

They can. Everybody on this video can sue if they didn't get permission to put them out there. I think at the end, they tell them, they're like, oh, you're on camera,

you're on camera. Is it cool to put you on camera? I guess. I think they get a verbal. You do have to get some permission. Some of these people seem like they would not be cool with it. Yeah.

After the prank is done. That look handsome right there. That shit looks wild. Didn't she say, give me your bone? Wild, bro. It's wild. Oh, give me your phone,

blood. Okay. All right, look. That's the episode. As always. If you listen to this podcast. Should we announce our upcoming podcast,

Charlie? Oh, yeah. You guys should do something. Oh, yeah. We got to do the press release soon, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. We'll wait for the press release for that. Oh, Drake and Yachty. We didn't talk about Drake and Yachty? Oh, yeah. You guys should do something. Oh, yeah. We got to do the press release soon, right? Oh, yeah. We'll wait for the press release for that. Oh, Drake and Yachty.

We didn't talk about Drake and Yachty. Oh, yeah, but you didn't watch the... Yo, Drake and Yachty have a great conversation. Okay. I'll be honest. I saw the clips too, but... They have a great... This is a great conversation.

They do the podcast. And it's two friends talking and two friends who've had incredible success in their careers reflecting on their success, reflecting on therapy, reflecting on, like, how they see themselves. There are different generations, too, which is kind of cool. Yeah. Yo, that was the first time. It was fucking awesome. That was the first time Drake's been called old. Yeah.

Hilarious. He's been thinking it. Yeah. He's probably been thinking it, you know, which is probably the reason for a lot of his moves lately. But when Yachty said that to him, he had to ask, like, yo, how old are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Yachty was like, I was 25.

And he was like, he had to think about that shit. Yeah. Yachty's only 25? 25. There's a moment, and I think it was when Yachty called him old, where Drake's talking, and then he says, I'm like, I'm 36 now, or whatever. And Yachty goes, damn, that's old. And Drake stops mid-sentence and goes,

and you could tell that shit is. And he was like, oh, fuck. Yo, Drake, welcome to my world, my boy. That's going to be you for the rest of your career. You are the elder statesman now. You are the OG. He says the same shit I say when people call me old. I'm like, you're going to get old.

Just wait. I can't wait till you get old. It's the truth. Such an old comeback. But it was so funny because Drake started going like, I'm going to still be in shape. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to still be getting fly. I'm like, oh shit, that shit hurt him.

Like that shit cut him deep. But yeah, I enjoyed the clips of the combo that I saw. How old is Drake? 35, 36. I think that's when you start to realize your mortality a little bit. He's got a kid. His kid is now older and he's having a real relationship with him. Yeah.

Once you pass that, that 35 is really the 40 threshold. You know what I mean? Drake really 50 in rap years, bro. What you mean? Because he's been around the past decade. Oh, yeah. Drake has given us so much music.

For real. There's nothing... When Envy was saying the other day that he wants Drake to drop one more album before he retires, like a rap album. I'm like, what more can he's, well, Envy was saying the other day that he wants Drake to drop one more album before he retires, like, a rap album. And I'm like, what more can he do? No, he can't do anything.

He's given us, he's done everything, every genre of music, like. Outsold everyone. But this is the stuff that I think that he can do. Because I don't think that we've had this type of intimacy with Drake. So it's like, Drake has been super vulnerable in the lyrics, but still contained to a song, right?

Yeah. This was really cool to see somebody say, yo, are you old? And then him react and keep that shit in the podcast or keep it in the show. I think Drake has a lot that he wants to say that for whatever reason, he's not able to convey it through music. Because he's been doing this lately. You know, he did this interview with Yachty and a couple. He did it with Caleb Presley as well. That's who that was when he was sitting outside.

No, was it outside? It was somebody else. Oh, no, he did Caleb Presley, but he did another one where he was just like sitting outside somewhere. Oh, that was like a live stream or something. Yeah, he's been doing this more and more. Yeah, because before that was just the rap radar thing that he did. But it's good. Reflect.

Like, I love to see it. And I love to see people. And maybe there's some self-interest in it because you're looking at people who have had success and if they're being reflective on their success and how it's changed their life

and how it's changed their relationships and all these things, it's cool to know what they're thinking in their positions, right? Because you're always aspiring to be there

but you also want to know what the problems are when you go there. So, you know, selfishly it was really cool but you don't get to see uber successful people reflect that often.

Maybe you get an interview on The Breakfast Club where you can like really open them up, right? But like, oftentimes, how often do we see it?

I like it, but I still think it's too young for them to be reflecting. Like even when Billboard did that list, when Billboard had like Kendrick Lamar

as the number two greatest rapper of all time and I think Drake was like top 10. I'm like, yo, it's too early for all that. It's too early to have the Drakes and the Kendricks in the top 10s of all time. But that's business.

You just said he was 50 in rap years. Yeah, but I think when it comes to greatest of all time, you have to do at least 15 to 20 years. But that's business. What I'm saying is I want to know about how life experience has impacted you. To me, that's the most interesting. He said an interesting thing when he was talking about the therapy shit and he's basically talking about how he got has impacted you. To me, that's the most interesting. He said an interesting thing

when he was talking about the therapy shit and he's basically talking about how he got big titties. I understood that reference. And that makes sense. And it's cool to see the therapist put it in a way for her to completely relate. You think that the girl,

this bad girl that you're with got the big titties, everybody's looking at her? No. They're looking at your ass in the room. The reason Drake sounds crazy repeating that is because when your therapist tells you things, therapist is telling you things, he's telling you things, or she is telling you things for you to understand.

Yeah, in confidence. You know what I mean? So whatever that reference that his therapist told him was for him. It sounds crazy to us, but she sat with him enough to know how to talk to him and to connect with him and to get him to understand what it is that she's saying.

So to us, when he's repeating, like, you know, that's why I can relate to women with big titties, and, you know, I feel like a pair of titties in the room. It sounds crazy to us,

but that is a conversation that his therapist... I don't think it sounds crazy. Not to me, but you go to therapy. But I do love this idea that, like, she tried to communicate in a bunch of other ways

and he probably didn't get it. She was probably like, it's titties, bro. You got double Ds. Everybody look at your fucking titties. I go to therapy, you go to therapy.

We understand that therapy talk. I get that the therapist connected with him on a level and now he's trying to relate to it to people, but they're probably looking at him like, what the fuck is he talking about?

He's talking about titties with his therapist? Yes. A good therapist should meet you where you are. To take you where he or she needs you to go.

I think so anyway. No, it was just cool. It's a rare conversation. Say what? I need a better therapist. Get great money. You can pay for a great therapy.

Need some deep references? No, titties. Oh. Charlotte, you walk me, bro. What? You got to bleach a little bit more. Men have titties now too, by the way. I just some deep references? No, titties. Oh. Charlotte, you walk me, bro. What? You got to bleach a little bit more. Men have titties now, too, by the way. I just want you to know that.

Wait, what do you mean? Men have titties? Yeah, of course they have titties. You can get you a titty dick combo if you want it. Hell yeah. Yes, you can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I'm glad that you acknowledged that finally. No, I'm just letting Alex know that there's other stuff on the menu. He knows? Yeah. You don't think he knows that know that there's other stuff on the menu. He knows? Yeah. You don't think he knows that? Yeah. He works at Cheesecake Factory. Look at his outfit.

You don't think he knows about the menu? A hundred percent. A hundred percent. He know that not-so-secret menu. That not-so-secret menu. The two of you,

y'all can clown looks because y'all have aged and got younger. And I don't know what it is. It's a secret. Oh, yeah. Nah, nah, nah. That was good.

That was good, bro. I'm out of here. You manipulated the fuck out of me right there. You just made me feel bad about niggas and jokes about you, bro. Nah, but you do have to re-up on the Botox, though. I gotta get my Botox. Your emotions are starting to show. I've been hearing that, though.

You know what's so crazy? I've been hearing that a lot, and it's wild. I'm like, what? Nigga, you got Botox. Stop it. I never got Botox. I do chemical peel and stuff. You are a liar. I would tell y Nigga, you got Botox. Stop it. I never got Botox. I do chemical peel and stuff. You are a liar.

I would tell you if I got Botox. Frown. Huh? Frown. No, he got the lines. Exactly. You got the lines. You got Botox.

You are a liar. You don't have a single line on your forehead, bro. What are you talking about? I have a big-ass vein right here? No, you got a whole fucking dorsal fin right here, dude. Yeah, you got it. No, you got Botox, bro. I've never got Botox. There's nothing wrong with Botox, bro. I would tell you if I got Botox. I see fin right here, dude. Yeah, you got it. No, you got Botox, bro. I've never gotten Botox.

There's nothing wrong with Botox, bro. I would tell y'all if I got Botox. There's nothing wrong with Botox. No. I've gotten a chemical. I get chemical pills. I'm overdue for a chemical pill. I've never gotten Botox, though.

Cat. I would tell y'all. Son of a cat. I've never gotten Botox. I've gotten chemical pills. But you've got Botox before. Yeah, so I got it for the sweating, but then I went to get a console.

You can get Botox for sweating? Yeah. Yeah, they put it in your armpits, right? Yeah, here and in my face. But like just like right in there. Oh, to pick out that shit. It doesn't stop you from sweating. It just stops the sweat from coming out of those pores.

Yeah. That's kind of wild, bro. And it wears off after like three, four months, and then you have to keep doing it. I was like, fuck it. That's why the seats in WTF be wet. That's where the sweat be coming from. You be sitting on them shits. That's crazy, bro. I didn't know

that shit. So what does the sweat come out of? I mean, it just doesn't come out. What? No, no, it has to come out. That's not healthy, Alex. You need to adjust the body temperature. I mean, well, you just sweat a lot less. Like, you just, the place that they put it, you just don't see it as much. Because the sweat helps you detox. You're supposed to sweat. Yeah. That's why I don't do

antiperspirant. I don't believe in that shit. Yeah. Your body needs to sweat. If you're sweating, it's got to come out. Well, you don't do deodorant either, but yeah, deodorant. I don't even antiperspirant. I don't believe in that shit. Your body needs to sweat. If you're sweating, it's got to come out. Well, you don't do deodorant either, but yeah, deodorant. I don't even believe in deodorant. Yeah, yeah. No, but you need it.

You must be? Yeah, I must be. He's one of those that they don't shower every other day. Like, they shower like... I shower every other day. Yeah, there you go.

That's wild, man. Then you don't shower every other day either. You got that right. Technically. Okay, listen. We have to stop this podcast. This shit has been going

on a long fucking time, bro. Charlene keeps talking, bro. This shit is wild, bro. Okay, listen, we have to stop this podcast. This shit has been going on a long fucking time, bro. Charlamagne keeps talking, bro. This shit is wild, bro. You keep wanting to talk about different topics. This shit is wild. Listen, I'm going to be honest with you, man. This might be the brilliantest episode this week, too, bro. This is a lot.

I don't know what the fuck we could possibly talk about, bro. Dude, that's the thing, man. What do you mean? You come in here and you're like, yo, I want to call Michael B. Jordan corny for the first 30 minutes. I would never do that, ever. Dude, that's the thing, man. What do you mean? You come in here and you're like, yo, I want to call Michael B. Jordan corny for the first 30 minutes. I would never do that, ever.

Charlamagne. I like Michael B. Jordan. Charlamagne. I love Michael B. Jordan and his love of white women. So why did I keep putting that on him, bro? What?

Yo, can't he just be great? He is great. Love is love. I'm excited to see Creed 3, personally. Creed is great. It's great. I'm not even,

Creed is great. I thoroughly enjoy Creed see Creed 3, personally. Creed is great. It's great. I'm not even, Creed is great. I thoroughly enjoy Creed. I saw it a couple weeks ago. Like, it's a good movie. Like, it's actually a great movie. I liked him in Black Panther when he pretended he was attracted to black women. I thought that was cool. Wow.

He had no love interest in that movie. Oh, shit. Yeah, he did. Yes, he did. No, he didn't. Okay, auntie. That's crazy. That's crazy.

He didn't say okay auntie he said okay auntie he had no love interest in that movie bro what are you talking about the girl when they were stealing the artifact

in the beginning you talking about Alex's superhero bro I mean but he still kissed her he killed the what the black woman shot her

he sent her to the ancestral well or whatever he sent her he sent her to heaven he goes to her grandma He sent her to heaven, bro. He goes to her grandma. I gotta talk about that. That's funny as hell, Michael B. Jordan. And once a white girl, he's like, well, wait a minute.

I've got a casting adjustment that I'd like to make. Listen, all you have to do is shake my hand, Michael B. Listen, what the hell is that? That's so funny. Michael B. Jordan is a great human. He's a great guy. He really is. And there's nothing wrong with white women, bro. You hate on white women.

No, there's nothing wrong with white women. I like to see black men with black women. That's all. And I like to see black women with black men. That's all. I don't mind interracial relationships. I have that preference. I like to see black love.

I think black love is revolutionary. But I don't knock anybody who, you know, chooses to be in interracial relationships. It is the greatest form of revolution. Black love, right? Absolutely. Especially being, you see how they've tried to break up the black family over the years. Increase the numbers of the revolution. Come on, man.

And by the way, other races feel that way. Exactly. Well, I select brown love. Yeah. But they're racist. But no, no, that's not, I don't think that's racist. They're racist. I don't think that's racist, yo. They're racist racist I don't think that's racist I don't think that's racist I don't think that's racist

I don't think so Jewish people do it, Asian people do it I know he wouldn't And I don't mind that he doesn't But Liberal white women are the worst to me That's the most dangerous group. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wait, why? What you doing up there? Who? What was this little... Son. 21. He said liberal white women. I decided to become one real quick.

What do you mean? Akash? There it is. That's the danger. That's the danger. You gotta be careful. You gotta be careful. Well, maybe Michael B. Jordan is just keeping his enemies closer. Ooh. Smart.

But it is a race thing, right? Like, y'all want Indians to be with other Indians. A lot of Indians I know, like, a lot of Indian dudes are like, dude, I want a white woman so badly. Really? I've heard Indian guys say I'll pass on a bad Indian girl to be with a mediocre white girl. Sellouts, bro.

Sellouts, bro. But you wouldn't marry a black girl, though? I would only marry an Indian. What a cop said is real, though. What's another way of saying that? What a cop said is real, bro. I wouldn't marry anyone who wasn't Indian. So one way of saying that is there was a bad

black girl that was like, oh gosh, I would love to marry her. But you did it because of the hate that your own people were showing towards Indian women. Say what? You did it because of the hate. Oh, I didn't know he said it. I'm listening to Charlamagne right now. I can't hear you. But ask him if you'd marry a black girl or a Jew girl.

I know he wouldn't, and I don't mind that. Thank you, Charlamagne. But you said you did it because of the hate that your people were showing towards your women. Yes, I don't like self-hatred. I'm with that. Don't like that. It's my least favorite thing. I'm with you.

So if I can show a different example, that's important. I'm with you. So I don't have any problem with black men who date white women or vice versa as long as those black people aren't shitting on black people. You know what I'm saying? As long as like, oh, I married a white woman because a white woman's better. I married a white man because a white woman's better. I married a white man because a white man got his shit together.

Like that and people that are like super pro-black but sleep white, I'm like, okay. You got to be in the middle somewhere. Yeah, I'm looking at it. I'm watching you.

Now, if you're super pro-black but you sleep white, can you not talk about being pro-black? You can, but it's just, I'm just looking at you a little bit like,

eh. I kind of feel that way too. You know what I mean? So they just got to be silent. But if you wanted to grow the numbers, wouldn't it be better to interracial date? Because now you have two black people making more black people.

You take a white baby, turn it black. Yeah. Grow the numbers a lot faster. You grow the numbers at the same speed, but you- No, faster. No, no. You just take away the opportunity for, you grow the numbers a lot faster. You grow the numbers at the same speed, but you... A lot faster. No, no. You just take away the opportunity for... You grow the percentage higher.

You lower the percentage of white people. Exactly. So your numbers, you can only make as many babies as you make. You just lower the percentage. But he's saying a black girl and a black guy can go have a baby with white people, and then that's two. But if they have one together, then it's just one. Alex, if you want to marry a white woman, say it.

No, no, no. If you want to marry a white woman, just say it. No, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Watch. You know, interracial marriage is the greatest act of, if you want to marry a white woman, say it. No, no, no. If you want to marry a white woman, just say it. No, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Watch. You know, interracial marriage is the greatest act of revolution. You want to marry a white woman? That's a good-ass point, bro.

You got a black girlfriend? No, no, no. Oh. But I'm just an ally. Yeah. I just love to interage. He supports you doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm fine with doing it. I'm married to a black woman. That's what's up. I married a black woman. Most of my critics did not. Michael. Oh. No, no, no. No, no, no. That's Killer Mike. That's what's up. I married a black woman. Most of my critics did not. Michael. Oh. No, no, no.

No, no, no. That's Killer Mike. That's Michael Rinder. Killer Mike made that statement up, but I support it wholeheartedly. Interesting. I agree. I agree with that.

Absolutely. Interesting. Now, if, if, can we do a hypothetical? Okay. Okay. If you were given a hall pass, okay,

and a hall pass, it couldn't be a black woman because that's your love, that's your passion. Too close. It's too close. Your wife is like, I can't let you be with another black woman. It is another race. Okay? Why would it be

Latina? That's it. That's it. That's it. That's the Wu-Tang? Wu-Tang said Butterpeek and Rican chocolate deluxe. So, yeah, I will go get me a Butterpeek and Rican. Now, is there a specific one throughout history or even a cartoon? He's been flirting with me all day.

Puerto Ricans, bro. Puerto Rican cartoons? Look at this guy right here. That's not a Puerto Rican to you. I look like Bad Bunny right now. Don't disrespect Bad Bunny like that. What are you talking about? That's what you're going for?

Silly rabbit? Silly rabbit's going for Bad Bunny? You know Bad Bunny is silly rabbit. This guy is crazy. This is what he's going for? Bad Bunny. We finally found him. That is crazy. That is crazy.

That is crazy. That is crazy. I'm better looking than Bad Bunny. I'm way better looking than Bad Bunny. Way. Way.

Way better looking than Bad Bunny. Way is crazy. I think you're better looking. Son. And now he's with Kendall. Come on, bro. Kendall who? Jenna.

Oh. Yeah, like, come on, bro. Let's see. Let's see Al versus Bad Bunny. I swear y'all was ending who? Jenna. Oh. Yeah, like, come on, bro. Let's see. Let's see Al versus Bad Bunny. Yo, I swear y'all was ending this. Nope. Now we've come.

Now Bad Bunny kind of handsome, yo. Nah, I got it. Look at that one. Oh, shit. Oh, he doing the Charlamagne. Yeah, that's the Charlamagne right there. Yo, he opened a dream by one of his old homies, bro. He's laying on his stomach like that.

That's bad, Bunny. That's bad. Why does his hand look like that? What? Because he's a human being that wears pants usually. But he's naked. Shouldn't the whole thing be toasted, chinch? Charlotte did it first.

What's that one? That's not me. That is not you, son. That is not you, son. That is not me. Hold on. That picture was crazy. Go back to that.

This is jerking off in the mirror, bro. This is jerking off in the mirror. Yo, Sharla. Don't jerk off in the mirror. Hold on, somebody just tweeted this? They still tweeting this picture? I just tweeted it. Somebody said, what's going on with Charlamagne?

This is how you get no Illuminati right here. I'm eating my motherfucking cereal, Charlamagne. Someone about to get photoshopped onto that Charlemagne pic. Why do you think that's me, yo? I don't know. That's crazy. I don't know how they think that's you. Those cheeks are nuts.

Honestly, you are built right, bro. Those cheeks are crazy, yo. You're built right. Now, my ass ain't that fat. That's nuts. No, that's wild. Yo, Bad Bunny, toast your cheeks, yo. That pic looks crazy.

You gotta get those cheeks a little toasted, man. Nah, he does. That shit looks nuts, bro. He does. But go back to you, though. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah, this is...

How you got blackface on your body, but then you got the white ass? Who? Bad Bunny. Oh, I thought we were talking about you. Nah, that's crazy. You arcing, bro. I've seen that picture so many times and I'm like, at first I thought it was a joke. Every morning of the year.

At first I thought it was a joke. People really believe that's me. I never realized how dark your ankles are. That's crazy. Look how dark your I'm gonna be honest with you, I think that's Photoshop, yo. Wait, what? I don't think that's really his shit. He's like a was. Oh, shit. I didn't even know that was real. I'm going to be honest with you. I think that's Photoshop, yo. What? Wait, what?

I don't think that's really his shit. He looks like a minotaur, bro. Why are you speaking in third person? I know, son. You been capping all day, son. Alec's over there bricked up, bro. Stand up right now, Alec. Son, I can't.

I can't. You been flirting with me all day. I see this, I'm like, God damn it. Alec's bricked up for real, yo. Zoom in on Alec's crotch. I'm not going to blame him, bro. I mean, this is ridiculous, bro. How could you not be, bro?

That is ridiculous, dude. You know, Arch, come on now. Yo, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think you're smart, you think we're flagrant, whatever the fuck, yo. Peace!